dud
― DT, Sunday, 14 November 2021 06:07 (two years ago) link
was not expecting today’s discourse to feature ‘nancy reagan gave magnificent head’
― mookieproof, Saturday, 11 December 2021 16:54 (two years ago) link
i refuse to believe it, she obvs just gave a lot of head
― lag∞n, Saturday, 11 December 2021 17:08 (two years ago) link
Practice makes perfect
― A Pile of Ants (Boring, Maryland), Saturday, 11 December 2021 17:09 (two years ago) link
My paternal grandparents spent a lot of time in pre- and post-war LA and like most of their friends there, hated the Reagans. They knew about Nancy’s adventures in kneeling and my grandmother had a copy of that Kitty Kelley book, which delighted her because it verified a lot of old gossip.
― the thin blue lying (suzy), Saturday, 11 December 2021 18:25 (two years ago) link
Sorry Kentucky. Maybe if your 2 senators hadn't spent decades blocking legislation to reduce climate change, you wouldn't be suffering from climate disasters. If it's any consolation, McConnell and Rand have f'ed over all of us, too.— Noel Scovell (@NellSco) December 11, 2021
― papal hotwife (milo z), Saturday, 11 December 2021 20:34 (two years ago) link
Make the Purge real but only for Twitter blue checks.
― lag∞n, Saturday, December 11, 2021 12:08 PM (four hours ago) bookmarkflaglink
― A Pile of Ants (Boring, Maryland), Saturday, December 11, 2021 12:09 PM (four hours ago)
even a blind squirrel finds the nut
― towards fungal computer (harbl), Saturday, 11 December 2021 22:04 (two years ago) link
this is the second moronic tweet i've seen from this noel scovell character in a week but i can't remember the first one
― towards fungal computer (harbl), Saturday, 11 December 2021 22:05 (two years ago) link
i'm sure amy mcgrath would have stopped the tornado with her fighter jet though
jfc twitter i DID NOT need to know that about nancy reagan ffs
― Mr. Snrub, Saturday, 11 December 2021 23:48 (two years ago) link
Is Twitter blue ad-free?
― calstars, Friday, 17 December 2021 13:40 (two years ago) link
i don't know but i can't believe it only has one calorie!
― Tracer Hand, Friday, 17 December 2021 15:20 (two years ago) link
you just encounter so many beliefs on this website. too many. pic.twitter.com/V5aZO6q06n— 'Weird Alex' Pareene (@pareene) December 26, 2021
― ✖, Monday, 27 December 2021 06:09 (two years ago) link
It was all reflective garments around here...
― peace, man, Monday, 27 December 2021 20:35 (two years ago) link
2021 was a good year for tweets. Gonna post a thread of some of my favorite. I know it’s gonna seem like some of these are a joke but I promise you they were tweeted in earnest. Going chronologically:— willem dafriend (@spaghetti) December 31, 2021
― grove street (party) direction (voodoo chili), Friday, 31 December 2021 04:34 (two years ago) link
No! No!!is my clear favourite
― kinder, Friday, 31 December 2021 08:26 (two years ago) link
The Joyce Carol Oates skeletons one wins
― Chappies banging dustbin lids together (President Keyes), Friday, 31 December 2021 15:59 (two years ago) link
it's hard to pick one, there are a lot of gems
― towards fungal computer (harbl), Friday, 31 December 2021 16:04 (two years ago) link
it can go away this is better!
― xzanfar, Friday, 31 December 2021 16:57 (two years ago) link
hamilton insurrection tweet is one of the worst ever imo, hall of fame bad tweet
― ✖, Friday, 31 December 2021 17:09 (two years ago) link
Yeah the first 10 are really cringey but there are some really funny ones after that
― frogbs, Friday, 31 December 2021 18:09 (two years ago) link
i will seed your eggs
― towards fungal computer (harbl), Friday, 31 December 2021 18:10 (two years ago) link
“Walking on egg shelves” slayed me
― calstars, Friday, 31 December 2021 18:46 (two years ago) link
Pete and Kamala potluck is nauseating
― papal hotwife (milo z), Friday, 31 December 2021 20:31 (two years ago) link
Potluck slashfic
― Chappies banging dustbin lids together (President Keyes), Friday, 31 December 2021 21:30 (two years ago) link
jim morrison singing christmas carols
― Tracer Hand, Saturday, 1 January 2022 13:20 (two years ago) link
https://vocm.com/2022/01/07/leons-changes-name-of-product-after-tweet-by-newfoundlander/
― maf you one two (maffew12), Friday, 7 January 2022 16:42 (two years ago) link
a heart warming tale lol
― lag∞n, Friday, 7 January 2022 18:38 (two years ago) link
WTF is Wordle and why do all my Twitter followers keep posting about it?
― Mr. Snrub, Saturday, 8 January 2022 14:34 (two years ago) link
i played it for the first time this morning
― lag∞n, Saturday, 8 January 2022 14:36 (two years ago) link
what’s the verdict I am also considering playing it
― auld gang syne (k3vin k.), Saturday, 8 January 2022 14:37 (two years ago) link
it was cool
― lag∞n, Saturday, 8 January 2022 14:39 (two years ago) link
ugh fine
― auld gang syne (k3vin k.), Saturday, 8 January 2022 14:43 (two years ago) link
ok it’s cool
― auld gang syne (k3vin k.), Saturday, 8 January 2022 14:48 (two years ago) link
it takes about two minutes to play and they only have one game a day, I can't see why it's become so big
― boxedjoy, Saturday, 8 January 2022 16:28 (two years ago) link
bc u can flex on ppl wit emojis
― class project pat (m bison), Saturday, 8 January 2022 16:30 (two years ago) link
Wordle 203 3/6
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― m0stly clean (Slowsquatch), Saturday, 8 January 2022 16:33 (two years ago) link
oh wow
― class project pat (m bison), Saturday, 8 January 2022 16:37 (two years ago) link
Wordle 203 2/6
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:)
― towards fungal computer (harbl), Saturday, 8 January 2022 16:44 (two years ago) link
oh shit
― class project pat (m bison), Saturday, 8 January 2022 16:45 (two years ago) link
i think i just got very lucky tbh. got a letter in the 2nd spot that could only be preceded by relatively few other letters. it's sort of the same strategy as wheel of fortune (except you don't get R S T L N E given to you)
― towards fungal computer (harbl), Saturday, 8 January 2022 16:49 (two years ago) link
I read an article where someone said they always use ORATE for their first guess because it has three vowels and two common consonants.
― jaymc, Saturday, 8 January 2022 17:09 (two years ago) link
i used 'shard' to find the common consonants, suppose 'share' will be a better starting point
― class project pat (m bison), Saturday, 8 January 2022 17:17 (two years ago) link
i find wordle a bit too easy (ive still never lost after a couple months of playing daily) so instead of optimizing my opening word i just pick the first 5-letter word that pops into my head
― flopson, Saturday, 8 January 2022 18:58 (two years ago) link
the challenge of wordle isn’t so much about whether you will lose but how long you will stay stumped. sometimes i just can’t think of a word with those letters for a long time. that’s the good stuff
we've been talking about it over here for quite some timeTomtit in the tilth -- the NY TIMES SPELLING BEE thread
― i cannot help if you made yourself not funny (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 8 January 2022 19:02 (two years ago) link
i love it. the best thing is it's only one a day so I'm not playing it for ages.
― kinder, Saturday, 8 January 2022 19:27 (two years ago) link
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i'm just too good at this can't stop winning lebron of words
― ✖, Saturday, 8 January 2022 19:30 (two years ago) link
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call me tiger words cause i got another bogey (hole in one) 😎
― ✖, Saturday, 8 January 2022 19:33 (two years ago) link