Putin kissed boy 'like a kitten'

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Are you perhaps confusing "concerned about" with "amused by"?

Jesus Dan (Dan Perry), Friday, 7 July 2006 19:06 (seventeen years ago) link

"enchanted by the beast" sounds like an iron maiden bootleg

Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Friday, 7 July 2006 19:49 (seventeen years ago) link

Are you perhaps confusing "concerned about" with "amused by"?
-- Jesus Dan (djperr...) (webmail), July 7th, 2006 8:06 PM

Leaving out the part of the equation whereby people are either insinuating or stating outright that it was crepey.

Tim Ellison (Tim Ellison), Friday, 7 July 2006 22:10 (seventeen years ago) link

Leaving out the part of the equation whereby people are either insinuating or stating outright that it was crepey.

indeed. http://www.miamist.com/attachments/miami_rachael/crepe.jpg

Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Friday, 7 July 2006 22:31 (seventeen years ago) link

Devendra Banhart: "i see so many little boys I want to marry"

jed_ (jed), Friday, 7 July 2006 23:20 (seventeen years ago) link

In my groggy state I only just saw this thread. I clearly wouldn't have needed coffee this morning to beat the travel tiredness.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 8 July 2006 00:18 (seventeen years ago) link

three months pass...
(The Foley situation reminded me of this thread.)

Young Fresh Danny D (Dan Perry), Monday, 9 October 2006 20:08 (seventeen years ago) link

kekeke

roc u like a § (ex machina), Thursday, 19 October 2006 20:29 (seventeen years ago) link

putin is apparently envious of israel's rapist president, wishes he had raped 10 women...

WHAT A CREEP (NOT CREPE)

a name means a lot just by itself (lfam), Friday, 20 October 2006 00:55 (seventeen years ago) link

"Russian is a very complicated language, sometimes it is very sensitive from the point of view of phrasing.

"I don't think that the proper translation is able to reflect the meaning of the joke."

gear (gear), Friday, 20 October 2006 17:44 (seventeen years ago) link

that didn't work when i said fuck to my mom!!

a name means a lot just by itself (lfam), Friday, 20 October 2006 17:49 (seventeen years ago) link

two months pass...
You have been eaten by Vladimir Putin.

THE END

say it with blood diamonds (a_p), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 17:24 (seventeen years ago) link

seven months pass...

Brokeback Putin

Shakey Mo Collier, Thursday, 23 August 2007 16:14 (sixteen years ago) link

prince albert lol

teeny, Thursday, 23 August 2007 16:15 (sixteen years ago) link

RuMBLA

Heave Ho, Thursday, 23 August 2007 16:17 (sixteen years ago) link

Um... HOTT. Disturbingly so.

Masonic Boom, Thursday, 23 August 2007 16:19 (sixteen years ago) link

RuMBLA in Da Jungla

Heave Ho, Thursday, 23 August 2007 16:28 (sixteen years ago) link

whoa!

rrrobyn, Thursday, 23 August 2007 16:33 (sixteen years ago) link

weird, i always assumed he'd b leaner from the way he wears a suit

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Thursday, 23 August 2007 16:38 (sixteen years ago) link

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According to Arizona Wilder, in the sacrifice rituals of the global elite, the belly of the victim (often a child) is a prized area for consumption by the reptiles. Perhaps he even tried to manipulate the boys energy.

Simply the natural behaviour of a hungry reptilian shape shifter then...

onimo, Thursday, 23 August 2007 16:38 (sixteen years ago) link

I lub u, giant peasant ribcage. Peasant physiques everywhere are like the homeland of my people.

Laurel, Thursday, 23 August 2007 16:41 (sixteen years ago) link

http://m1.freeshare.us/170fs98357.jpg

Pleasant Plains, Thursday, 23 August 2007 23:26 (sixteen years ago) link

All that's missing is the smell of napalm.

da croupier, Thursday, 23 August 2007 23:37 (sixteen years ago) link

So man-boobs are hot, ladies?

milo z, Friday, 24 August 2007 00:09 (sixteen years ago) link

weird manly physique plus huge forehead and weak chin = PEDERAST

Heave Ho, Friday, 24 August 2007 00:11 (sixteen years ago) link

haha he does not have manboobs!
i think i just thought it was a hot photo for a second because it reminded me of photos of marlon brando in his prime, but then looking closer, not so much. at least now i am thinking of photos of marlon brando in his prime tho.

rrrobyn, Friday, 24 August 2007 00:34 (sixteen years ago) link

one month passes...

wtf, Putin plz stop molesting everything

HI DERE, Wednesday, 24 October 2007 00:02 (sixteen years ago) link

what has he molested NOW???

deeznuts, Wednesday, 24 October 2007 00:14 (sixteen years ago) link

CFE (campaign for facial expressions)

Autumn Almanac, Wednesday, 24 October 2007 00:21 (sixteen years ago) link

I only just saw the picture of him tonguing down that aquatic thing, although I'm sure he's got his lips on some poor unsuspecting vaguely-phallus-shaped thing right now.

HI DERE, Wednesday, 24 October 2007 00:23 (sixteen years ago) link

five months pass...

PUTIN LUV U PLAYER
Putin tells press he 'likes all Russian women'

jergïns, Friday, 18 April 2008 18:50 (sixteen years ago) link

Vlad OTM

Curt1s Stephens, Friday, 18 April 2008 18:52 (sixteen years ago) link

http://english.pravda.ru/russia/kremlin/18-04-2008/104951-putin_kabaeva-0

Controversial article in the Moskovsky Correspondent may lead to lamentable consequences for the newspaper

http://english.pravda.ru/society/showbiz/24-08-2006/84075-madonna_putin-0

It is rumoured that Madonna would like to talk to Putin about world problems

and of course

Putin easily mingles in animal world

Milton Parker, Friday, 18 April 2008 19:01 (sixteen years ago) link

four months pass...

i was sure this was gonna be the onion but no:

Russia's Putin saves TV crew from Siberian tiger

MOSCOW (Reuters) - Prime Minister Vladimir Putin was feted by Russian media on Sunday for saving a television crew from an attack by a Siberian tiger in the wilds of the Far East.

Putin, taking a break from lambasting the West over Georgia, apparently saved the crew while on a trip to a national park to see how researchers monitor the tigers in the wild.

Just as Putin was arriving with a group of wildlife specialists to see a trapped Amur tiger, it escaped and ran towards a nearby camera crew, the country's main television station said. Putin quickly shot the beast and sedated it with a tranquilizer gun.

"Vladimir Putin not only managed to see the giant predator up close but also saved our television crew too," a presenter on Rossiya television said at the start of the main evening news.

jergins, Monday, 1 September 2008 19:52 (fifteen years ago) link

he is a badass, scary tho.

internet person, Monday, 1 September 2008 20:13 (fifteen years ago) link

Dude is like some fucked-up superhero. Ozymandias, but with brawn and less ability to watch 40 TVs simultaneously? I don't know.

wow wow wow

Abbott, Monday, 1 September 2008 20:17 (fifteen years ago) link

Don't you think stories like that are nationalist plants?

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Monday, 1 September 2008 20:27 (fifteen years ago) link

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v76/zscout370/02.jpg

DavidM, Monday, 1 September 2008 20:56 (fifteen years ago) link

Dude is like some fucked-up superhero. Ozymandias, but with brawn and less ability to watch 40 TVs simultaneously? I don't know.

wow wow wow

-- Abbott, Monday, 1 September 2008 21:17

russia must be made to stop its "giant exploding alien bee" program.

internet person, Monday, 1 September 2008 21:04 (fifteen years ago) link

Nothing like a giant screen featuring a bored Putin to make a body get all makey-outey.

Abbott, Monday, 1 September 2008 21:15 (fifteen years ago) link

The fact that so many women find Putin hot kind of diminishes my hope for humanity, but I guess a lot of women probably feel the same way about dudes finding Sarah Palin hot.

Hurting 2, Monday, 1 September 2008 21:20 (fifteen years ago) link

I never understood whether the original story means that Putin kissed the boy the way a person might kiss a kitten, or the way that a kitten kisses. Neither really make much sense, I guess.

dowd, Monday, 1 September 2008 21:24 (fifteen years ago) link

Or he kissed a boy whom he found to be kitten-like

Hurting 2, Monday, 1 September 2008 21:31 (fifteen years ago) link


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