saw this on Ned's facebook.
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CPvdoduWgAAjWFp.jpg
― piscesx, Friday, 25 September 2015 14:08 (eight years ago) link
house invented by european white dudes everybody
― Ray Chard (NickB), Friday, 25 September 2015 14:12 (eight years ago) link
hahahahahaha
― Cosmic Slop, Friday, 25 September 2015 14:16 (eight years ago) link
doesn't stool pigeon exist anymore?
― ♛ LIL UNIT ♛ (thomp), Friday, 25 September 2015 14:30 (eight years ago) link
Not for a couple of years.
― please don't shampoo your eyes (stevie), Friday, 25 September 2015 14:49 (eight years ago) link
https://thump.vice.com/en_uk/article/the-nme-guide-to-dance-music-genres
― Cosmic Slop, Friday, 25 September 2015 14:59 (eight years ago) link
How hard is it not to fuck up a brief guide to house music? FFS
― impossible raver (Re-Make/Re-Model), Friday, 25 September 2015 15:08 (eight years ago) link
You have to actually have listened to house music first, though
― please don't shampoo your eyes (stevie), Friday, 25 September 2015 15:44 (eight years ago) link
i am normally "who gives a fuck about idiots?" but that is almost rage-inducing
― nameReinhard Gruhl/name (Noodle Vague), Friday, 25 September 2015 16:19 (eight years ago) link
NME's History Of Reggae.
The Trailblazer - Paul Nicholas.The Breakthrough - MadnessThe Cool One - The Clash
― Cosmic Slop, Friday, 25 September 2015 16:19 (eight years ago) link
wait, does Baines = Dwight Yorke?
― soref, Friday, 25 September 2015 16:36 (eight years ago) link
yes
― Hector Ringtone (DJ Mencap), Friday, 25 September 2015 17:00 (eight years ago) link
article analyzing the cultural demise of the NME over the last 15 years
NME: HOW A MUSIC MAGAZINE TOOK INDIE INTO THE MAINSTREAMhttp://noisey.vice.com/blog/nme-how-a-magazine-took-indie-into-the-mainstream
― djmartian, Saturday, 17 October 2015 12:22 (eight years ago) link
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-JUD3dBVLTOA/T7KuqkPXwUI/AAAAAAAAJaw/5aISdxYYpxw/s1600/GazCoombes.jpg
― systems drinking (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 17 October 2015 12:52 (eight years ago) link
http://www.nme.com/blogs/nme-blogs/10-of-the-best-debut-albums-of-2015
Lol.
― Matt DC, Thursday, 5 November 2015 15:16 (eight years ago) link
ithappens already dropped this nugget on this thread :
OK, is this the worst piece of music writing ever?
― mark e, Thursday, 5 November 2015 15:19 (eight years ago) link
Holy shit.
― Hey Bob (Scik Mouthy), Thursday, 5 November 2015 16:00 (eight years ago) link
Never thought I would feel sad for the NME but this is actually depressing in a whole new way.
― the tune was space, Friday, 6 November 2015 02:59 (eight years ago) link
If only it were written in crayon.
― billstevejim, Friday, 6 November 2015 06:50 (eight years ago) link
Down down, deeper and down
― un-ironic, earnest racist manning remains to be rehabilitated (Bananaman Begins), Friday, 6 November 2015 11:23 (eight years ago) link
Nauseating Marketing Express.
― Chewshabadoo, Friday, 6 November 2015 11:42 (eight years ago) link
nearly literally lolled at work when I saw that piece
― systems drinking (Noodle Vague), Friday, 6 November 2015 13:33 (eight years ago) link
That's amazing.
― the joke should be over once the kid is eaten. (chap), Friday, 6 November 2015 13:37 (eight years ago) link
can't even remember a single one of the records they mentioned, just windows 10
― djp HOOS clouds (NickB), Friday, 6 November 2015 13:39 (eight years ago) link
but i guess compared to some of the garbage they've ridden for over the years, microsoft isn't the worst
ts: windows 10 vs pearl jam ten
― djp HOOS clouds (NickB), Friday, 6 November 2015 13:40 (eight years ago) link
The equivalent of your best mate pulling your mum - NME gets burnt by branded contenthttp://www.thedrum.com/opinion/2015/11/06/equivalent-your-best-mate-pulling-your-mum-nme-gets-burnt-branded-content
― djmartian, Friday, 6 November 2015 14:58 (eight years ago) link
it's not that I am pouring one out for the lost integrity of NME or whatever but because of the ongoing cultural downgrade in importance of music itself as just one stream of cultural activity that gets bottlenecked through the web, devices, and social media. So this is sad as a symptom of an ongoing redistribution of our focus, and it literalizes the way that those devices and media leverage the concept of access and participation in order to cloud the encounter with artwork with the corporate squid ink of branding. The present is gross.
― the tune was space, Friday, 6 November 2015 15:00 (eight years ago) link
otm
― thwomp (thomp), Friday, 6 November 2015 15:19 (eight years ago) link
That Drum article is as embarrassing as the NME one. I'd rather be forced to weave Windows 10 references into every shitty thing I ever wrote - especially now that the Start menu is back and better than ever - than try to keep a straight face producing this kind of garbage: Personally, I’d love to see NME and Microsoft come together and produce something truly unique to music and both brands. NME was never one to lie down and take a beating and I’m not sure why that should start now. After all it’s often a brand’s heritage that can save it from the abyss.
― Eyeball Kicks, Friday, 6 November 2015 15:47 (eight years ago) link
it's not that I am pouring one out for the lost integrity of NME or whatever but because of the ongoing cultural downgrade in importance of music itself as just one stream of cultural activity that gets bottlenecked through the web, devices, and social media.
It's actually more illustrative of the crisis in print publishing/consumer media in general I think.
― Matt DC, Friday, 6 November 2015 15:48 (eight years ago) link
Personally, I’d love to see NME and Microsoft come together and produce something truly unique to music and both brands. NME was never one to lie down and take a beating and I’m not sure why that should start now. After all it’s often a brand’s heritage that can save it from the abyss.
This man is Part Of The Problem imo.
― please don't shampoo your eyes (stevie), Friday, 6 November 2015 15:52 (eight years ago) link
Aha just saw your post Eyeball. We are on the same page I believe.
― please don't shampoo your eyes (stevie), Friday, 6 November 2015 15:53 (eight years ago) link
"Richard Armstrong is the former drummer from the rock band Gay Dad founder of content marketing agency Kameleon."
Guessing he might have a vested interest here.
― Matt DC, Friday, 6 November 2015 15:56 (eight years ago) link
it was funny to see some of the same people who'd been mocking this yesterday pay attention to the j*** l**** xmas advert as a serious and significant cultural event
partoftheproblempartoftheproblempartoftheproblem
― lex pretend, Friday, 6 November 2015 17:00 (eight years ago) link
http://uxrepo.com/static/icon-sets/ionicons/svg/checkmark-circled.svg
― systems drinking (Noodle Vague), Friday, 6 November 2015 17:28 (eight years ago) link
The missing link is Oasis, which goes to show how tiny the gap is between NME and Middle England festive retail mawk these days.
― Matt DC, Friday, 6 November 2015 17:37 (eight years ago) link
I thought it was proven by science that only soulless automatons would fail to weep copious tears at a retailer's cartoon of a penguin giving a mouse a bubble bath or whatever
― Tell The BTLs to Fuck Off (wins), Friday, 6 November 2015 17:44 (eight years ago) link
Just turn it over the second it comes on.
― Caput Johannis in Disco (Tom D.), Friday, 6 November 2015 17:47 (eight years ago) link
... like I do whenever I see Carol Kirkwood reading the weather
― Caput Johannis in Disco (Tom D.), Friday, 6 November 2015 17:51 (eight years ago) link
Anglo penguin gives a German mouse a copy of Windows 10 in no-mans land. Both of them are shredded by enemy gunfire on Boxing Day. George Ezra soundtracks.
― Matt DC, Friday, 6 November 2015 17:58 (eight years ago) link
you know what is good for checking the weather? windows
― djp HOOS clouds (NickB), Friday, 6 November 2015 18:00 (eight years ago) link
Is give them a 10/10
― Tell The BTLs to Fuck Off (wins), Friday, 6 November 2015 18:01 (eight years ago) link
I'd
― Tell The BTLs to Fuck Off (wins), Friday, 6 November 2015 18:02 (eight years ago) link
xpost Lex - the difference between the John Lewis ad coverage and the NME advertorial is that the John Lewis ads became news because people liked them, they became incredibly popular, and they started spawning hit singles. Publications - including the Guardian - started covering them because people were talking about them. People didn't start talking about them because publications were covering them. They became legitimate news events. Soft news, sure, but news.
― Roaming gang of aggressive circlepits (ithappens), Sunday, 8 November 2015 09:30 (eight years ago) link
enh, unless the coverage across the board is 'people are worthless cretins and if you perpetuate the idea that these adverts are in any way net good for humanity you literally deserve to be fucking stabbed to death,' then i think there's a failure of journalistic responsibility
― thwomp (thomp), Sunday, 8 November 2015 10:12 (eight years ago) link
Well, if you want to say people are worthless cretins because they are interested in things you're not, that's your lookout. It's not a sustainable way to run a journalism business, though.
― Roaming gang of aggressive circlepits (ithappens), Sunday, 8 November 2015 10:23 (eight years ago) link
no, only Windows 10 has the powerful features that contain sustain high quality journalism today
― John Dope Assos (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 8 November 2015 10:48 (eight years ago) link
i don't think "people like advert" is remotely newsworthy - adverts are designed to manipulate people! - and def not in the uncritical way the JL shit is covered - treating it like an important cultural event when it's. a. fucking. advert.
one was clunkily executed and the other was not but the NME advertorial and JL hype are indistinguishable at root
― lex pretend, Sunday, 8 November 2015 11:14 (eight years ago) link
I think it's a sign of how desperate some people in Britain are for any kind of shared national experience. Specifically white people who want an all white shared national experience. Downton Abbey trailer? John Lewis advert? Who cares. Let these racist bigots rot in their isolationist monoculture.
― Does anyone know the Klingon for T'ai Chi? (snoball), Sunday, 8 November 2015 11:23 (eight years ago) link