The strawman of the white, DJ Shadow/Jurassic 5 loving, university student hip-hop fan

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"i loves me some backpacker hiphop, achachacha!"

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phlegm pyle (eman), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 04:28 (eighteen years ago) link

Who thinks DJ Shadow is hip-hop? Gimme a break...

Oh – De La pwns all over Talib, Mos Def, and Jurassic 5. Have you listened to their beats? Their last album shows no slackening.

Alfred Soto (Alfred Soto), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 13:31 (eighteen years ago) link

dom, is it still 1998?

N_RQ, Tuesday, 26 July 2005 13:37 (eighteen years ago) link

I made this point earlier on! I thought this arguement went down with Derby County, but it's been brought up twice on ILM in the past month! He who forgets the past etc etc etc.

Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 13:39 (eighteen years ago) link

I haven't read this thread yet but this was me seven years ago, woot.

Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 13:42 (eighteen years ago) link

i can never meet steve, because he was me, apparently.

N_Rq, Tuesday, 26 July 2005 13:48 (eighteen years ago) link

oh yeah right though, my point the other day is that j5 (and les rhythms digitales) has been REDEEMED by missy. steve/me were right all along.

N_RQ, Tuesday, 26 July 2005 13:51 (eighteen years ago) link

I didn't like J5 that much actually, thought they were somewhat boring.

Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 13:59 (eighteen years ago) link

i liked 'lesson 5' lots.

N_RQ, Tuesday, 26 July 2005 14:02 (eighteen years ago) link

these people will always exist, and there will always be bands for them, on the periphery of every genre.

Ronan (Ronan), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 14:02 (eighteen years ago) link

the white, Jurassic 5 t-shirted university student who plays "Entroducing" twice a week is the ultimate in hip-hop evil.

Well I guess I'm the ultimate in hip-hop evil because I'm white, I'm a university student, and I like Endtroducing a lot. Don't have a J5 shirt, though.

Mr. Snrub (Mr. Snrub), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 14:03 (eighteen years ago) link

"I like the beats BUT..."

Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 14:09 (eighteen years ago) link

i think you should all go and listen to J5 before you knock them.

N_RQ, Tuesday, 26 July 2005 14:15 (eighteen years ago) link

I tried but fell asleep after the first line ;)

Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 14:17 (eighteen years ago) link

For Pod's sake, these dudes used to be friends of mine.

Now that Michael Jackson is "invincible" in court (haw haw), maybe he can sue to win the rights to get "J5" back from Jurassic 5.

You're confusing MJ with Berry Gordy.

Also, N_RQ, no. Jurassic 5 are still mostly yawnfilled. Lovely guys, tho'!

BARMS, Tuesday, 26 July 2005 14:20 (eighteen years ago) link

[sorry that was me teasing ronan -- i don't think iever heard the whole j5 elpee, though i do like the 'lesson 5']

N_RQ, Tuesday, 26 July 2005 14:21 (eighteen years ago) link

For about 7 stoned minutes in 1998, they were really incredibly fun.

nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 14:25 (eighteen years ago) link

Wow. I understand the desire (need? addiction?) to dissect and analyze music...I do it CONSTANTLY, and my wife threatens that this, above all other things, will be the reason for any divorce in our future.

But...COME ON! What the hell happened to live and let live, even in the face of others who do not adopt said credo? This smacks of the same undercurrents that lead to the hateration that is thrown in Dave Matthews Band fans faces - those without the knowledge are deemed the unwashed masses, somehow below those of us in the know.

I would suggest this instead - if you should see someone who fits any variation of the above appearance, reach into your bag and give them one of the 5 burned cds that you will keep with you from now on. On said discs, you will have burned a compilation of the music you find would be important to turn these "unfortunate souls" onto. What is actually on it? Who the fuck cares? Just do it. Spread the word, instead of wasting words.

I've seen J5 a few times, enjoyed their show once or twice, and was bored by it once or twice. I feel like "Entroducing" was an important album for me in terms of exploding what music could be, and I got it in...something like '96? '97?

Don't hate - elaborate, educate, and celebrate. How cool would it be to get Sam Bush and Ice T on the same track? What the hell kind of mind fuck would THAT be?

Big Loud Mountain Ape (Big Loud Mountain Ape), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 14:27 (eighteen years ago) link

I remember the first time I typed the word "strawman". It was on ILM like 2 years ago, and I immediately regretted it.

nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 14:27 (eighteen years ago) link

I've been on ILM for over two years and I STILL don't know what the fuck a "strawman" is.

Mr. Snrub (Mr. Snrub), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 14:29 (eighteen years ago) link

The 18-year-old white dude who lived next to my girlfriend when she was a senior in college and played Entroducing at least once a day, if not more, for 8 months, at high volume, deserves whatever hate you care to direct at him. As would anyone who did this with any album.

Eppy (Eppy), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 14:33 (eighteen years ago) link

Eppy, now THAT is OTM. Regardless of what the music is, can't this person take a day off or get some really good headphones OR do that in their car while driving on the highway?

Big Loud Mountain Ape (Big Loud Mountain Ape), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 14:35 (eighteen years ago) link

I've been on ILM for over two years and I STILL don't know what the fuck a "strawman" is.

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IF I ONLY HAD THAT MIDNIGHT IN A PERFECT WORLD 12".

nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 14:38 (eighteen years ago) link

I've been on ILM for over two years and I STILL don't know what the fuck a "strawman" is.

The straw-man rhetorical technique is the practice of refuting weaker arguments than one's opponents actually offer. To "set up a straw man" or "set up a straw-man argument" is to create a position that is easy to refute, then attribute that position to your opponent.

One can set up a straw man in several different ways:

1. Present only a portion of the opponent's arguments (often a weak one), refute it, and pretend that all of their arguments have been refuted.
2. Present the opponent's argument in weakened form, refute it, and pretend that the original has been refuted.
3. Present a misrepresentation of the opponent's position, refute it, and pretend that the opponent's actual position has been refuted.
4. Present someone who defends a position poorly as the defender, refute that person's arguments, and pretend that every upholder of that position, and thus the position itself, has been defeated.
5. Invent a fictitious persona with actions or beliefs that are criticised, and pretend that the person represents a group that the speaker is critical of.

Some logic textbooks define the straw-man fallacy only as a misrepresented argument. It is now common, however, to use the term to refer to all of these tactics. The straw-man technique is also used as a form of media manipulation.

Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 14:42 (eighteen years ago) link

I like j5 and shadow, although I haven't listened to either one in a while.

I am also white and have been to college.

Austin Still (Austin, Still), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 14:44 (eighteen years ago) link

I was introduced to the word 'strawman' by the lady from the godhatesfags.com website, who sent me an amusing reply to my impertinent question about redemption

DJ Mencap (DJ Mencap), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 14:56 (eighteen years ago) link

thanks, Dom

zebedee (zebedee), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 16:17 (eighteen years ago) link

I mainly listened to lonely man music when I was in "college".

Adam In Real Life (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 16:30 (eighteen years ago) link

ahh the jack johnson question up thread is a difficult problem on the university campuses of Britain right now, well as early as 2003 i came into contact with this menace. teenagers on gap years and travelling (lets not use the word inter railing as this suggests Europe and i don't believe the jack Johnson / Ben Harper et al virus can be contracted in European locales) often in the east and the Australasias will partake in such activities as surfing and beach parties (obviously foolish activities when one could be online quoting Family Guy and Futurama I mean duh... anyway...) jack Johnson is well known in surf communities for his knarly rip curling and is therefore quite the celebrity without his singing and strumming and adoption of reggae strumming patterns. It seems that this sound is quite the doozy on the beach as the sun sets and your surf board pings in the wind and aborigines do dances somewhere over the far ridge. the end result is that said music is brought back by cds and ends up played by those wealthy enough to go travelling when they get to uni thus vaguely annoying people who don't like jack johnson such as myself and others. i try not to sulk about it all but was accused of it.

The Jive Session (elwisty), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 16:39 (eighteen years ago) link

As I remember it, the downfall of this now-extinct indie hip-hop stuff had more to do with Cibo Matto exclusive vinyl-only remixes and Sean Lennon guest appearances than Endtroducing and J5's first album/EP.

Chris H. (chrisherbert), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 16:53 (eighteen years ago) link

I got into hip hop via the NME and other indie press so initially it was all PE, J5 and ATCQ because they "were intelligent" (or something) and forcing myself to think "Paul's Boutique" was a lot better than that silly, sexist joke "Licensed To Ill". I now just about prefer "LTI" and think I was a bit silly with the J5/PE thing. I now like stuff like Luda and Lil Jon a lot more so maybe it's just the indie fan's route into hip hop. I just abandoned the indie rhetoric and realised that I could listen to this and not feel the need to get on flight to Compton and shoot a policeman.

Nick H (Nick H), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 18:09 (eighteen years ago) link

haha 'in soviet union united kingdom policeman shoots you'

j blount (papa la bas), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 18:14 (eighteen years ago) link

i don't find that this strawman is particularly widespread in actuality, i meet more people who claim that they "love every kind of music except rap and country" (which really means, "i don't listen to anything except U2 and Coldplay").

I liked J5 for about a week, then forgot they existed for a couple of years. my favorite J5 "moment" was when i was taking trash down to the dumpster at my old apartment and happened across a stack of Power By Numbers LPs sitting atop a bag, in totally pristine shape (along with a few LP copies of a Tupac zombie comp). I think I netted about 50 in trade for them later that night.

gear (gear), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 18:26 (eighteen years ago) link

i meet more people who claim that they "love every kind of music except rap and country" (which really means, "i don't listen to anything except U2 and Coldplay").

OTM I reckon.

Nick H (Nick H), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 18:51 (eighteen years ago) link

crazily enough these people usually say they hate metal, find jazz to be boring, reggae is a no-no other than bob marley, the blues is dead, classical is for weenies, indie is made by bands no one has ever heard of, and techno is for gay people.

gear (gear), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 19:27 (eighteen years ago) link

but they love everything!

gear (gear), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 19:27 (eighteen years ago) link

I don't know man, this just wreaks of another backlash, and nothing more.

People used to hate Miami Bass. Now they love it.

People used to love sample based Hip-Hop (some with harsh lyrics, some without). Now they hate it.

Whatever.

Hip-House is the music of the future. Arrested Development will undergo a critical reevaluation then too.

PappaWheelie (PappaWheelie), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 19:31 (eighteen years ago) link

I'm inclined to agree with Pappa: I'm betting by 07 at the latest, we see someone (Talib Kweli?) cover 'Tennessee' and turn it into another big hit; Speech becomes the newest talking head in the VH1 stable and "a game of horseshooooooooes!" enters common parlance again.

Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 19:35 (eighteen years ago) link

ehhh i dont fuck w/ him no more
-- 2 (...), July 26th, 2005.

did he quit returning your emails?

asbo, Tuesday, 26 July 2005 19:41 (eighteen years ago) link

I'm sure he is a bad thing, in general, but I'm not sure why. What is he doing wrong? Is it the music he listens to, or the way he listens to it? Is he actually doing any real damage? Is he relevant any more? Why is he so much worse than the Okayplayer crowd anyway?
his taste in music is boring. I've known plenty of people who are like this when i got to college (dorm living circa 2001-2002), its not SOLELY a strawman. There's nothing inherently WRONG with having boring taste of course, i always assumed the corny fuxxor thing was just like a different way of saying "this dude's taste is boring," which doesn't do DAMAGE per se, its just boring. And of course boring taste has nothing to do w whether someone is a good or interesting person.

deej.., Tuesday, 26 July 2005 19:42 (eighteen years ago) link

Hip-Hop audiences have played this 'my camp is more credible than your camp' ever since Rakim came around. Before that, it was all one camp.

Once Rakim hit, there was a division where some were very focused on lyrics, while others still wanted raw beats (not to say Eric B's beats aren't raw, but there was a difference).

This is how the NYC vs. Down South thing started, and NYC acts would have riders in their touring contracts saying they would not play a show with anyone from down south.

Then Outkast hit in 1993, and the tide slowly turned.

The sad thing is, not the acts that once perpetuate this, but the audiences who buy into it all (which includes me, to some degree).

PappaWheelie (PappaWheelie), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 19:43 (eighteen years ago) link

Arrested Development will undergo a critical reevaluation then too.

God help us.

lyra (lyra), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 19:55 (eighteen years ago) link

God help us.

Because we will be very very old and very very irrelevant.

Happy New Years!

PappaWheelie (PappaWheelie), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 19:58 (eighteen years ago) link

?!?!!? AD will never die!!!!!

when i was 13, i painstakingly (and badly) copied the awesome AD logo onto the cover of my school folder, like so many before me. and i have to say, i have no regrets...

as for shadow and j5, i found shadow amazing in 97, and bought the j5 album for cheap in 98, and thought it was fun. it was fun. i was in "college", and im white. i dont know anyone who still carries both these torches to this day tho.

also, "alphabet aerobics" was a pretty good tune! i know its not j5, but whast the difference?!

ambrose (ambrose), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 21:53 (eighteen years ago) link

If the bassline to "What's Golden" is wrong, I don't wanna be right.

Austin Still (Austin, Still), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 04:02 (eighteen years ago) link

Dave Matthews Band : Name Your Reasons Why They Are So Bad & Hated.

because most of those kids like this stuff too

JD from CDepot, Wednesday, 27 July 2005 04:23 (eighteen years ago) link

Now I'm really confused. Not liking a record because someone who does like it also likes a totally different record you don't like?

Maybe I'm wierd, but I have a frriend who loves Dexter Gordon (as do I) and also loves ELO (whom I abhor) yet somehow this hasn't turned me away from Dexter Gordon. Or my friend, for that matter.

Austin Still (Austin, Still), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 04:28 (eighteen years ago) link

Hip-House is the music of the future.

Last summer, Fast Eddie performed to a packed club here in Toronto. Never say never.

Tantrum The Cat (Tantrum The Cat), Thursday, 28 July 2005 21:16 (eighteen years ago) link

You all need to go to japan, talk to some hip hop fans and then recoil in horror.

Jacob (Jacob), Friday, 29 July 2005 06:59 (eighteen years ago) link

The quality of the acts who are building on the Native Tongues blueprint, which I assume accounts for the rap hypothetical white university student likes, isn't what makes liking them exclusively strange. It's that said selection of artists is narrow and choosing it exclusively is writing off huge parts of rap and hip-hop music as being without worth. It's odd to hear these fans extolling their love for hip-hop, when they don't enjoy any golden age, g-funk, dirty south, pop rap, etc (or aren't aware of it I suppose).

deej said it upthread: it's boring, not wrong. White hip-hop fans who only enjoy music by white artists is a whole other thread.

Alexander Buckiewicz-Smith (Alexander Buckiewicz-Smith), Friday, 29 July 2005 13:46 (eighteen years ago) link

"that last Shadow album did pretty much suck tho (except 3 Freaks) right?"

shadow basically started hating his fans. more 'corny indie rap fuxor' self hate.

uk grime faggot (titchyschneiderMk2), Thursday, 29 January 2009 20:10 (fifteen years ago) link

lol otm

The Reverend (rev), Thursday, 29 January 2009 20:58 (fifteen years ago) link

lol otm

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lol otm

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