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In my opinion, doing windows is what makes or breaks a manservant.

What would Sara's reality show about breaking manservants be called?

He does realize that you want to have a job, right?

I suppose it would not be polite to say, "well, no, I wanted to take this job, but it turns out you are keeee-razy..."

xp Ned, that is an excellent question, and as soon as you have the answer, I plan to pitch it to the major networks.

Make sure you use whatever the crappiest one your credit card used. It can add an extra 10% or so to these.

This is exactly what I did!

yeah basically i can't be like 'uh i was rly excited but you are batshit!' so i am like 'uh the commute is just too much' (which is also true, just only part of it...)

try "i ran out of stuff to steal" - should be a good conversation stopper

lolol in response to pretty much all of you

You can tell him that the constant accusations make you glad you quit, maybe? Then kick him in the nuts?

What would Sara's reality show about breaking manservants be called?

nut kicking would be awesome, btw. but also kinda not.

Found while scrounging for idiocy for the manservant thread, but deserving to be shared here:

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/166/396343676_a2de537f67_b.jpg

guys... this thread has not been bumped in almost 24 hours.

itr is slacking

i, for one, am horribly ashamed of all of you.

i have HAD A BUSY DAY.

oh wait, no, that was someone else.

I've been busy arguing about Radiohead on the internet

It's all my fault! I will update more often with exciting news about what is happening in my house. (So far: nothing)

None of you people are doing it yourself with light refreshment.

i am staring out the window. putting off lunch so there's less time when i come back. ugh.

Today was Costillas and Albichuelas day in the new york office. So much better than our london office.

hence the distractions from here.

I am contemplating reading part of my med surg textook, since I have reading assignments now. I don't want to sit down and do it, though.

I am contemplating reading part of my med surg textook

"Manservant Breaking: The Surgical Approach"

I'm having a whole load of dental treatment at the moment (costing me a fortune - serves me right for not going for 6 years) part of which involves a ten - fourteen day whitening treatment.

Anyway, during this period I'm not allowed to eat or drink ANYTHING that isn't white or clear. I can handle the food side but no tea and no BEER??? AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

What the heck can you eat, then? It sounds horrible!

Ned, I am loving your title.

but wait, that leaves gin, vodka, rum, and really good tequila!

i was reassured by this thought as well. i think very dry white wine might qualify as well.

but what about the tea problem? where will i get my morning pick-me-up? am i going to have to start doing speed?

yeah what about things like lettuce? are you on an all jicama diet?

Rutabaga and potato dinner?

At least you could put sour cream on top.

not exactly clear...

lots of vermicelli?

Ravioli filled with cheese. Alfredo sauce on top. For dessert: creme brulee.

(Next stop: angioplasty!)

Flour straight from the bag!

Okay, your offerings are probably better.

Anyway, I command Sara to show this to her kids:

http://www.vancouver2010.com/mascot/en/meet.php

And to report their reactions. Is the target audience satisfied?

grrrrr another site I can't get to. ISP person is allegedly coming to the house today to see if he can fix whatever the hell the problem is. FINALLY. (I'll believe it when I see it. And as soon as I can, I will look at the link and test market it with the kids)

RESULT: Kids hate goatse.cx as much as adults.

"Too drippy."

sorry so slack, have been hanging out w/friend Julia who I haven't seen for 8 years who was in town from LA

do any of the scottish crew drop by here?

I've not abandoned this thread so soon after being pointed to it but am on vacation. Just sewing and having lunch with friends. yay!

I'm sure when I'm installed in my new job I'll be dropping in more often. Hooray for time wasting on jobs!

kv_nol is long gone, ailsa and onimo and aldo i think post to the football threads mostly.

guys... reallllly good news!!! can not spill *quite* yet but woah!!!

It's role-reversal day and you're going to fire your boss!

hahah i wish!

You can eat all the candy and ice cream in the world!

but this is BETTER

oh you tease!

Wow, that IS good news then. xp

well, maybe you guys will disagree, but it involves employment fun.

Tehresa: new Microsoft owner!