mom placation was ironing by which mens perrypops in a womansuit is the new child mystericating teats that can taint baconated digestive broads plastercasting gnostically from the great gospel wwjh

My apologies for that. I am human and I need to be loved.

There's a club for people like you, if you'd like to go.

ps Sara, do you remember my college roommate J4mes and his wife J3nny from the clambake? They might make it out to the fair.

CLAMBAKE

No, BLAMCAKE. C'mon now.

ughhhhhhhh he is being sooo passive aggressive today!!!!!

want to go home!!!

Hello all, back at work after holidays. admittedly I am in our office in New York which is a little more exciting than Mitcham, south west london, lunch will be better at least.

Oh, Ned, if it's you then I'm okay with it.

Dan, of course I remember your roommate and his wife. (And I remember that they have twins - they seemed so well rested...). Also lol CLAMBAKE

tehresa- hang in there! Only a few more dayzzzz.

And HI ED!

hey guess what? expense reports suck

Just say that you bought Louis as the company's manservant.

total for expense report #1: $1574.39 (this btw is missing a dinner)

lol that's a cheap manservant

which is why you acquired Louis and not a superior model of manservant.

ummmm tying up loose ends... i think i'm done... what will i do for 4 more days???

AHAHAHAHAHA. Spidermang!

lolz I fucked up the exchange rate so the actual total for report #1 is 1731.43 (oops)

Manservant appreciation value for resale!

Does he do windows?

In my opinion, doing windows is what makes or breaks a manservant.

expense report #2: $931.41

neither of these include the expenses for changing my vacation btw

lolz I fucked up the exchange rate so the actual total for report #1 is 1731.43 (oops)

-- HI DERE, Monday, 18 August 2008 19:07 (19 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

Make sure you use whatever the crappiest one your credit card used. It can add an extra 10% or so to these.

boss accused me of taking this job with a plan all along to quit at the end of the summer. i would direct him to this thread and how excited i was to get a job and the hopes i had for this in order to prove my innocence, but i think that might be a bad idea.

In my opinion, doing windows is what makes or breaks a manservant.

What would Sara's reality show about breaking manservants be called?

He does realize that you want to have a job, right?

I suppose it would not be polite to say, "well, no, I wanted to take this job, but it turns out you are keeee-razy..."

xp Ned, that is an excellent question, and as soon as you have the answer, I plan to pitch it to the major networks.

Make sure you use whatever the crappiest one your credit card used. It can add an extra 10% or so to these.

This is exactly what I did!

yeah basically i can't be like 'uh i was rly excited but you are batshit!' so i am like 'uh the commute is just too much' (which is also true, just only part of it...)

try "i ran out of stuff to steal" - should be a good conversation stopper

lolol in response to pretty much all of you

You can tell him that the constant accusations make you glad you quit, maybe? Then kick him in the nuts?

What would Sara's reality show about breaking manservants be called?

nut kicking would be awesome, btw. but also kinda not.

Found while scrounging for idiocy for the manservant thread, but deserving to be shared here:

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/166/396343676_a2de537f67_b.jpg

guys... this thread has not been bumped in almost 24 hours.

itr is slacking

i, for one, am horribly ashamed of all of you.

i have HAD A BUSY DAY.

oh wait, no, that was someone else.

I've been busy arguing about Radiohead on the internet

It's all my fault! I will update more often with exciting news about what is happening in my house. (So far: nothing)

None of you people are doing it yourself with light refreshment.

i am staring out the window. putting off lunch so there's less time when i come back. ugh.

Today was Costillas and Albichuelas day in the new york office. So much better than our london office.

hence the distractions from here.

I am contemplating reading part of my med surg textook, since I have reading assignments now. I don't want to sit down and do it, though.

I am contemplating reading part of my med surg textook

"Manservant Breaking: The Surgical Approach"

I'm having a whole load of dental treatment at the moment (costing me a fortune - serves me right for not going for 6 years) part of which involves a ten - fourteen day whitening treatment.

Anyway, during this period I'm not allowed to eat or drink ANYTHING that isn't white or clear. I can handle the food side but no tea and no BEER??? AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

What the heck can you eat, then? It sounds horrible!

Ned, I am loving your title.

but wait, that leaves gin, vodka, rum, and really good tequila!