things you're secretly kinda fascisty about

sure u can practice your religion every day if every day u want to be forced to eat dog shit, the choice is yours!

I'm pretty fascity about things related to pregnancy and birth that may not seem controversial here but are considered surprisingly "crazy" to a lot of people outside certain circles.

haha euler otm

i know i am still absorbing it

xxp

Everything at work has to be made with a welder to the acompanyment of the a-team soundtrack. EVERYTHING

"Oh shit, we're out of highlighters." Da-da-da *click, whooosh* da-da-da-da-daaa

i now see what this thread is about but i am not about to divulge my secret fascist fantasies.

there should be an enforced sterilization program on the bottom 5% and the top 5% of the population as ranked economically; you are in one fell swoop removing the people who cannot achieve and the people who achieve primarily via gross cheating and exploitation from the gene pool

Men can't wear ratty flip-flops at amusement parks.

I held back on making this cause secret libertarian fantasies are a lot more shameful than secret fascist fantasies

ban advertising everywhere on tv on billboards all of it

this thread could be interesting if its not interpreted as lol minor irritation couched in hyperbolic language lol like that tedious disgusting savages thread

come on the point of these threads is challops don't go for the easy stuff

― iatee, Monday, February 13, 2012 6:02 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Okay, fine: Free speech is overrated and I would like to be the fascist in charge of what is and isn't okay. Step one: burn reddit to the ground. Step two: send dog-whistle racist/misogynist politicians to gulags in the fetid swamps of southern Florida.

Ok, I'm honestly very serious about environmental regulations and companies being strong-armed into cleaning up after themselves and would be a total dictator about it.

But since I'm sure most everyone agrees with that, my contribution to our new fascist ilxorland would be enforced American (& state) flag display. Flags are pretty fascist right? I fucking love flags and now you're gonna fly 'em!

Step three: that "girls gone wild" guy publicly pilloried.*

*I don't even know if he's done anything horrible lately. I am just holding a grudge.

is anyone against flag burning?

Step two: send dog-whistle racist/misogynist politicians to gulags in the fetid swamps of southern Florida.

I thought you liked me!!

Serial rapists should be castrated.

is anyone against flag burning?

John Paul Stevens

is he reading this thread

xx-post publicly

kinda fascisty about drunk driving. i think more people should get their licenses revoked FOREVER for drunk driving. maybe a two strike rule. though if you hurt anyone at all with your car a one strike rule.

yeah, Jenny, that's the main way i'm fascist once we get past economic/housing/education policy. but i haven't really figured out what exactly should be done. the american libertarian tradition wrt speech is hard for me to think outside of. it's like i have a huge confused jumble of thoughts about hate speech, etc.

only one child per couple allowed and only if that couple passes a child-rearing assessment.

a tax on tv and movies that funds libraries and small publishing companies

Totally agree with Scott.

Yeah Scott otm.

I have no idea how drunk driving laws are so lenient that people can get busted for it multiple times.

Matt P not far off it with the one kid and child rearing test thing either tbh.

because if they weren't nobody would be able to drink alcohol because there is no other way to get from place a to place b in america

xp to Alfred: Everybody has to make sacrifices under my new world order.

xp to horseshoe: If law school did anything for me, it showed me how very constructed our approach to speech is. Useful to ideologically justify my fascist regime.

Although I wouldn't necessarily say one. I'd cap it at 2 or maybe 3.

no more blogs ever

a slap across the face for anyone who makes a sports metaphor in public or writing.

all religious organizations should be illegal.

yeah drunk driving laws are like... the source of the problem is not people deciding to drink and drive, its that cars are legal and encouraged

Now your'e getting into the spirit, Alfred!

lol Alfred

sidewalk bicyclists

smokers near me

iatee otm about the 15,000 miles between your home and the nearest Applebee's.

xkcd

the science communicator

stringent taxes on the owners of Hooters and other sports bars.

xkcd

― caek, Monday, February 13, 2012 1:19 PM (20 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

what does this mean??

See, I would say all conversations/written pieces must contain at least two sports metaphors; fewer wouldn't be cricket, and more than that would be like a 2-point conversion when you're already up by 20.

I specifically moved to my apt to be 15,000 miles to applebee's tbf, it took a lot of planning

I don't care about privacy that much. Convenience is more awesome.

PARALLEL PARKING

I get to tell you how to raise yer fuckin' kid. Well, me, and this panel of people who've actually studied it and tested shit for decades.

public education funding

taxation & revenue structures to be rejiggered on a per-state basis, and revenue enforcement weighted towards to the top

contraception and sex-ed properly integrated at all levels

funding of development and research with patentable yet open-sourced results

mandatory voting

semi-regular preventative health check-ups with no co-pay

animal cruelty now a felony

grants, subsidies, and low-cost incubator loans & funding for small private ventures

what does this mean??

― horseshoe, Monday, February 13, 2012 1:19 PM (17 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

xkcd vs. MATT

I think every single person should be forced to work either in a restaurant or in retail for at least a year and preferably when they're a teenager.

I don't care about privacy that much. Convenience is more awesome.

haha now we're getting into challops zone, otmish

i am p fascisty about fascists