xkcd vs. MATT

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Things like this

vs. things like this

Poll Results

OptionVotes
I prefer death24
I prefer MATT 14
I prefer XKCD 10


caek, Tuesday, 15 April 2008 11:21 (5 years ago) Permalink

Went with death

Dom Passantino, Tuesday, 15 April 2008 11:29 (5 years ago) Permalink

at least MATT is drawn well

Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 15 April 2008 11:33 (5 years ago) Permalink

seriously, if I see another grad student office with an xkcd comic taped to the door, somebody is getting a smack.

caek, Tuesday, 15 April 2008 12:18 (5 years ago) Permalink

i went with matt. how the fuck is the xcd shit supposed to be funny at all beyond mentioning shit nerds like.

s1ocki, Tuesday, 15 April 2008 12:57 (5 years ago) Permalink

it's schticks are "lol maths and physics exist and some programming languages are bad" and "i am a belle and sebastian fan with a moleskine"

caek, Tuesday, 15 April 2008 12:59 (5 years ago) Permalink

so it's emo + nerdery.

s1ocki, Tuesday, 15 April 2008 13:11 (5 years ago) Permalink

i'm pro-xkcd because they're anti-raptor.

msp, Tuesday, 15 April 2008 13:17 (5 years ago) Permalink

I have a couple of friends/colleagues who seem to like xkcd so I try to keep my vocal contempt for it to a minimum, but it really is completely FUCKING HORRENDOUS.

El Tomboto, Tuesday, 15 April 2008 13:52 (5 years ago) Permalink

yeah i dont wanna get all HYPERBOLE ON THE INTERNET but this is the worst comic ive ever seen

and what, Tuesday, 15 April 2008 14:00 (5 years ago) Permalink

and what, Tuesday, 15 April 2008 14:01 (5 years ago) Permalink

i wasn't too sure which was which so for the sake of not accidentally voting for that godawful unfunny first comic strip, i went for death.

Ste, Tuesday, 15 April 2008 14:01 (5 years ago) Permalink

and what, Tuesday, 15 April 2008 14:02 (5 years ago) Permalink

i am bugging out at how bad this is.... this shit is ridiculous

and what, Tuesday, 15 April 2008 14:03 (5 years ago) Permalink

and what, Tuesday, 15 April 2008 14:04 (5 years ago) Permalink

and what, Tuesday, 15 April 2008 14:07 (5 years ago) Permalink

hahaha holy shit nobody ever forces me to look at these suicidal ones

El Tomboto, Tuesday, 15 April 2008 14:09 (5 years ago) Permalink

xkcd is really so, so, so bad.

jessie monster, Tuesday, 15 April 2008 14:28 (5 years ago) Permalink

death

Jordan, Tuesday, 15 April 2008 14:37 (5 years ago) Permalink

ok guys are you ready

and what, Tuesday, 15 April 2008 14:37 (5 years ago) Permalink

and what, Tuesday, 15 April 2008 14:37 (5 years ago) Permalink

did you guys ever see the xkcd one about led zeppelin???

Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 15 April 2008 14:39 (5 years ago) Permalink

Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 15 April 2008 14:40 (5 years ago) Permalink

bet this dudes taste in music is fucking champ

and what, Tuesday, 15 April 2008 14:42 (5 years ago) Permalink

http://www.last.fm/group/XKCD

1 Play
Radiohead
50
1 Play
The Beatles
50
3 Play
Muse
47
4 Play
Red Hot Chili Peppers
33
5 Play
Nirvana
32
6 Play
Nine Inch Nails
31
7 Play
Led Zeppelin
30
8 Play
Modest Mouse
29
8 Play
Pink Floyd
29
10 Play
Metallica
27

Dom Passantino, Tuesday, 15 April 2008 14:44 (5 years ago) Permalink

I want to join this group, but then there would no longer be 314 members, so it wouldn't be so pi-tastic. Now I'm not sure whether I should join or not!

Dom Passantino, Tuesday, 15 April 2008 14:44 (5 years ago) Permalink

jesus christ

and what, Tuesday, 15 April 2008 14:46 (5 years ago) Permalink

http://wetriffs.com/

and what, Tuesday, 15 April 2008 14:46 (5 years ago) Permalink

xkcd is the worst of the 2 by far, but they both suck shit so I went with "death".

Pashmina, Tuesday, 15 April 2008 14:47 (5 years ago) Permalink

I used to keep changing dude who writes xkcd's Wikipedia entry to claim that he was a white supremacist, and this shit got altered back within seconds.

Dom Passantino, Tuesday, 15 April 2008 14:48 (5 years ago) Permalink

I could have gone my whole life without seeing any of these cartoons you fucking assholes

J0hn D., Tuesday, 15 April 2008 14:49 (5 years ago) Permalink

try mentioning him having a sideline in anime furry erotica maybe next time you want to do a bit of wikivandalism? (xpost)

Pashmina, Tuesday, 15 April 2008 14:50 (5 years ago) Permalink

thread needs more matt

ledge, Tuesday, 15 April 2008 14:51 (5 years ago) Permalink

ha ha stalker 101

Mr. Que, Tuesday, 15 April 2008 14:51 (5 years ago) Permalink

lol economy shitbin

ledge, Tuesday, 15 April 2008 14:52 (5 years ago) Permalink

xxp, yeah, I thought about posting that matt one, but it's actually pretty good and wouldn't have been fair on the xkcd bedwetter guy.

caek, Tuesday, 15 April 2008 14:53 (5 years ago) Permalink

fuck, matt is pretty awesome.

caek, Tuesday, 15 April 2008 14:53 (5 years ago) Permalink

he's mining a rich seam here

ledge, Tuesday, 15 April 2008 14:54 (5 years ago) Permalink

that last one is fine

caek, Tuesday, 15 April 2008 14:55 (5 years ago) Permalink

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Dear Randall Munroe,

Could you please come to this internet forum thread and apologise for being neither funny or insightful. It would mean a lot to us.

Thanks,

Yours, the general public.

Dom Passantino, Tuesday, 15 April 2008 14:56 (5 years ago) Permalink

This thread brought to you by the fact that someone I formerly liked and respected added the xkcd app to their Facebook profile this morning.

xp, ZANG

caek, Tuesday, 15 April 2008 14:56 (5 years ago) Permalink

i have a horrible certainty that xkcd dude is v. proud of his stick figures, seeing himself as a genius who has broken all the rules of cartooning in order to forge a new, more direct means of etc blah blah

Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 15 April 2008 14:59 (5 years ago) Permalink

http://thephoenix.com/article_ektid48208.aspx

The meet-up was prompted by a March comic entitled “Dream Girl,” in which Munroe’s stick-figure narrator recounts meeting a girl in a dream who urgently whispered a date and time and the mapping coordinates — 42.39561, -71.13051 — of Williams Park in his ear. The narrator goes there at the appointed moment but, as he sadly concludes, “It turns out wanting something doesn’t make it real.”

But hundreds of people decided to make it just that. “Dream Girl” was enough to bring Alex Norris here all the way from England.

“I saw that, and I got my credit card out and booked the plane ticket,” said the 34-year-old IT-support technician, who participated in a tape-measure length competition during the gathering.

Jordan, Tuesday, 15 April 2008 14:59 (5 years ago) Permalink

early xkcd looks different, more suicidal but less annoying

caek, Tuesday, 15 April 2008 15:00 (5 years ago) Permalink

do people who like xkcd also tend to have a copy of Wall and Piece by banksy? i suspect so.

caek, Tuesday, 15 April 2008 15:01 (5 years ago) Permalink

Other things like by xkcd types:

Something Awful forums membership
J-Pop
Not shutting the fuck up about Firefly

Dom Passantino, Tuesday, 15 April 2008 15:02 (5 years ago) Permalink

Astrophysics

caek, Tuesday, 15 April 2008 15:02 (5 years ago) Permalink

Forwarding xkcd comics to me

caek, Tuesday, 15 April 2008 15:03 (5 years ago) Permalink

guys, the comments here

http://community.livejournal.com/randompictures/3171503.html

and what, Tuesday, 15 April 2008 15:03 (5 years ago) Permalink

and what, Tuesday, 15 April 2008 15:04 (5 years ago) Permalink

didn't read that comic as anti-sports, just anti-doping-scandal. sort of humorless alt-comic rant if anything.

s.clover, Friday, 1 March 2013 16:27 (2 months ago) Permalink

I think some of y'all need Explain XKCD

Andrew Farrell, Friday, 1 March 2013 16:29 (2 months ago) Permalink

no i think elmo got it

goole, Friday, 1 March 2013 16:30 (2 months ago) Permalink

I don't think it's humorless as such, it's amused that some of the things athletes ingest are okay and some aren't and the dividing line can be a little arbitrary (but is treated as if it came down from the mountain on stone tablets). And no, Elmo didn't get it.

Andrew Farrell, Friday, 1 March 2013 16:40 (2 months ago) Permalink

yes elmo got it

乒乓, Friday, 1 March 2013 16:42 (2 months ago) Permalink

he's done other really dumb anti-sports comics as well, they all have that subtext of "lol I'm more intelligent than everyone else"

frogbs, Friday, 1 March 2013 16:42 (2 months ago) Permalink

it's amused that some of the things athletes ingest are okay and some aren't and the dividing line can be a little arbitrary

this is true but the "punchline" of "oh some people got TOO strong!" imply this guy has no fucking clue what he's talking about

frogbs, Friday, 1 March 2013 16:43 (2 months ago) Permalink

it's amused that some of the things athletes ingest are okay and some aren't and the dividing line can be a little arbitrary

if you can derive THAT observation from THAT comic you are a goddamn wizard

fueled by satanism, violence, and sodomy (elmo argonaut), Friday, 1 March 2013 16:53 (2 months ago) Permalink

"humans are sacks of chemicals who eat chemicals" LOL such insight

fueled by satanism, violence, and sodomy (elmo argonaut), Friday, 1 March 2013 16:55 (2 months ago) Permalink

he probably thinks the FDA should be disbanded, huh

乒乓, Friday, 1 March 2013 16:56 (2 months ago) Permalink

food is just chemicals. who cares what's in it!!

乒乓, Friday, 1 March 2013 16:56 (2 months ago) Permalink

"random number generator just generated another number" -LITERALLY ALL SPORTS COMMENTARY EVER, booooya!!!

frogbs, Friday, 1 March 2013 16:58 (2 months ago) Permalink

though FWIW athletes should stuff themselves as full of drugs as they like. Bring it on!

Neil S, Friday, 1 March 2013 16:59 (2 months ago) Permalink

a wiki devoted to the exigesis of xkcd comics, that sounds like a great place to learn about humor and what is funny

fueled by satanism, violence, and sodomy (elmo argonaut), Friday, 1 March 2013 16:59 (2 months ago) Permalink

it's amused that some of the things athletes ingest are okay and some aren't and the dividing line can be a little arbitrary

if you can derive THAT observation from THAT comic you are a goddamn wizard

??? I hate xkcd as much as the next man, but this is quite clearly what he's trying to say. Whether or not it's funny is a different matter (hint: it's not funny, it'x xkcd).

emil.y, Friday, 1 March 2013 17:06 (2 months ago) Permalink

the line is hardly 'arbitrary' nor is it treated like it came down from heaven either. ignorant fucking nerds.

goole, Friday, 1 March 2013 17:08 (2 months ago) Permalink

yeah but I read an article on Reddit that says it kinda is sometimes because Kobe Bryant (when he wasn't rapin') did something

frogbs, Friday, 1 March 2013 17:11 (2 months ago) Permalink

ok i know a whole bunch of sports fans who have basically the attitude of that xkcd comic towards steroids/doping. they don't try to turn that into stickman funnies i grant.

s.clover, Friday, 1 March 2013 17:12 (2 months ago) Permalink

everything looks pretty arbitrary if you describe it all as "chemicals"

fueled by satanism, violence, and sodomy (elmo argonaut), Friday, 1 March 2013 17:12 (2 months ago) Permalink

keep your ethic's out of my sport's

ciderpress, Friday, 1 March 2013 17:14 (2 months ago) Permalink

you see stickman, all programming languages are just 0's and 1's, but some of them use more 0's and 1's than others, and this makes people angry

frogbs, Friday, 1 March 2013 17:16 (2 months ago) Permalink

would not read your comic.

s.clover, Friday, 1 March 2013 17:22 (2 months ago) Permalink

don't worry, there will be a disclaimer: WARNING - This comic may be unsuitable for nerds

frogbs, Friday, 1 March 2013 17:51 (2 months ago) Permalink

lol "why is ok for athletes to eat food but not ok for athletes to take steroids" is the sort of thing only a genuine idiot who was stupid and not smart and didn't understand simple things would say

dat neggy nilmar (wins), Friday, 1 March 2013 18:03 (2 months ago) Permalink

fwiw the "explain xkcd" page for this comic states:

"This comic is one of many instances where Randall attempts to trivialize sports."

fueled by satanism, violence, and sodomy (elmo argonaut), Friday, 1 March 2013 18:17 (2 months ago) Permalink

this was posted in another thread but i hope everyone sees these

http://imgur.com/a/5wM95

frogbs, Friday, 1 March 2013 18:20 (2 months ago) Permalink

that's great

forks is lucky he didn't get stabbed over a marilyn monroe cd (forksclovetofu), Friday, 1 March 2013 19:04 (2 months ago) Permalink

these are actually funny

ciderpress, Friday, 1 March 2013 19:10 (2 months ago) Permalink

the baseball diamond one is really good

frogbs, Friday, 1 March 2013 19:18 (2 months ago) Permalink

Took me a few comics to realize they were parodies.

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 1 March 2013 19:29 (2 months ago) Permalink

btw, they don't advertise this around i think, but the xkcd dude provides hosting to pbf basically gratis because he likes the strip. so there's that too.

s.clover, Friday, 1 March 2013 19:35 (2 months ago) Permalink

by basically i mean totally.

s.clover, Friday, 1 March 2013 19:35 (2 months ago) Permalink

haaaaaaaaah, these all rule

(⊙_⊙?) (Alan N), Friday, 1 March 2013 19:42 (2 months ago) Permalink

btw, they don't advertise this around i think, but the xkcd dude provides hosting to pbf basically gratis because he likes the strip. so there's that too.

also gives money to a "battered women's group" iirc (so it's okay for him to talk about rape)

frogbs, Friday, 1 March 2013 19:54 (2 months ago) Permalink

no that's the oatmeal weirdo

caek, Friday, 1 March 2013 19:55 (2 months ago) Permalink

hosting pbf is pretty menschy

goole, Friday, 1 March 2013 19:57 (2 months ago) Permalink

bet PBF dude was a liberal arts major

乒乓, Friday, 1 March 2013 20:02 (2 months ago) Permalink

he was a film student if I remember correctly. low man on the totem pole

frogbs, Friday, 1 March 2013 20:08 (2 months ago) Permalink

i'm sure his actions in real life are mostly commendable, but his comics are mostly pish

The @glennbeck have raisin b-lls and rice crispy d-ck (stevie), Saturday, 2 March 2013 07:38 (2 months ago) Permalink

loving the parodies btw

The @glennbeck have raisin b-lls and rice crispy d-ck (stevie), Saturday, 2 March 2013 07:42 (2 months ago) Permalink

Yes, loved those, who made them?

Chewshabadoo, Saturday, 2 March 2013 17:06 (2 months ago) Permalink

can someone explain the lasagne whisperer to me

maybe i don't "do" the "harlem shake" —bennett braauer (Whiney G. Weingarten), Sunday, 3 March 2013 03:24 (2 months ago) Permalink

Findus beef lasagne withdrawn after tests show high level of horsemeat

let's replace "horse" with "lasagne" in a movie title! because it's topical

garfield drops some dank n' dirty dubz at 2am (unregistered), Sunday, 3 March 2013 04:06 (2 months ago) Permalink

i didn't get it either

the 'dirty sprite' is implied (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 3 March 2013 15:36 (2 months ago) Permalink

2 weeks pass...

never been funnier

Mordy, Wednesday, 20 March 2013 04:25 (2 months ago) Permalink

supposed to be poignant i think.

s.clover, Wednesday, 20 March 2013 04:31 (2 months ago) Permalink

made me laugh

i petted a bodega cat today. (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 20 March 2013 05:10 (2 months ago) Permalink

I feel ashamed of myself for mentally parsing that code.

silverfish, Wednesday, 20 March 2013 13:42 (2 months ago) Permalink

4 weeks pass...

ok this is very funny, but not in a way that takes much cleverness. it just sort of takes being in the niche of actually being willing to make that joke.

Chuck E was a hero to most (s.clover), Friday, 19 April 2013 23:43 (1 month ago) Permalink


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