I met someone who was seriously considering 'Rogan' as a first name for their son, middle name 'Josh'.
― The bugger in the short sleeves (NickB), Wednesday, 25 November 2009 10:31 (fourteen years ago) link
Think they settled on Sam Osa or something instead though.
― The bugger in the short sleeves (NickB), Wednesday, 25 November 2009 10:33 (fourteen years ago) link
Dan Sak.
― James Mitchell, Wednesday, 25 November 2009 10:38 (fourteen years ago) link
Dopey Aza
― GET THAT BABY JESUS RIGHT UP YE (acoleuthic), Wednesday, 25 November 2009 10:39 (fourteen years ago) link
Jill Frezi
― George Mucus (ledge), Wednesday, 25 November 2009 10:51 (fourteen years ago) link
Chik En Tik Aaaaaaaaaaaaah Me Sailor
― so says surgeon snoball (snoball), Wednesday, 25 November 2009 10:53 (fourteen years ago) link
More like Jacob Screek
― Herman G. Neuname is the first European president (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 25 November 2009 10:59 (fourteen years ago) link
I think there's an ancient British bylaw that states if you name your kid Voorhees you are henceforth allowed to do whatever the fuck you like
― 9-1 changed everything (DJ Mencap), Wednesday, 25 November 2009 11:43 (fourteen years ago) link
By all accounts he's a jolly good fellow.
― Mark G, Wednesday, 25 November 2009 11:44 (fourteen years ago) link
And Keyser Söze all of us
― The bugger in the short sleeves (NickB), Wednesday, 25 November 2009 11:50 (fourteen years ago) link
xp stealing that for the xword thread
― George Mucus (ledge), Wednesday, 25 November 2009 11:55 (fourteen years ago) link
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1232413/Children-legally-sold-sexually-explicit-DVDs-loophole-law.html
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2009/12/01/article-1232413-076D2BF7000005DC-276_468x219.jpg
There's going to be some pretty cheerful people working in metal labels' press depts today
― I AGREE WITH THE COSMETIC SURGERY (DJ Mencap), Wednesday, 2 December 2009 12:07 (fourteen years ago) link
poor Gaahl
― a. cole, u thic (acoleuthic), Wednesday, 2 December 2009 12:12 (fourteen years ago) link
they all sound great, but none of them actually feature murder so wtf daily mail?
― caek, Wednesday, 2 December 2009 12:27 (fourteen years ago) link
um, "Strangled" ?
― Mark G, Wednesday, 2 December 2009 12:40 (fourteen years ago) link
TOENAIL PULLING
― I sb'ed your mum (ken c), Wednesday, 2 December 2009 13:31 (fourteen years ago) link
Also available to any child - the Bible, Shakespeare, Dickens...
― Ned Trifle (Notinmyname), Wednesday, 2 December 2009 13:43 (fourteen years ago) link
I can't believe they've mentioned the Bulgar/Child's Play 3 "link". It was bad enough making that crap up back then but to reference your own made-up crap about it is really...er..crap.
― Ned Trifle (Notinmyname), Wednesday, 2 December 2009 13:50 (fourteen years ago) link
there has not been any toenail pulling in shakespeare
― I sb'ed your mum (ken c), Wednesday, 2 December 2009 14:47 (fourteen years ago) link
I bet someone in Titus Andronicus wanted to pull someone's toenail off though.
― the acquired taste that is howard wolowitz (Ned Trifle II), Wednesday, 2 December 2009 18:41 (fourteen years ago) link
― a. cole, u thic (acoleuthic), Wednesday, December 2, 2009 12:12 PM (6 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
lol @ fake Gaahl comment underneath article
― I AGREE WITH THE COSMETIC SURGERY (DJ Mencap), Wednesday, 2 December 2009 18:51 (fourteen years ago) link
'Out, out vile toejam'
― grobravara hollaglob (dowd), Wednesday, 2 December 2009 23:33 (fourteen years ago) link
Last week, they were cleared of insulting a Muslim guest when high-profile ‘hate crime’ allegations were thrown out by a judge to public applause. But, faced with £400,000 of debt and the wreckage of a business they say has been all but destroyed by the controversy, there has been little celebration for Ben and Sharon – just bewilderment at the way they have been treated.The experience has left them questioning their faith in the police, in the Crown Prosecution Service and in a British establishment that seems bent on protecting all manner of rights and sensitivities. Unless, that is, you are a church-going Christian.It has done little to improve their confidence in the way their case was handled to learn that Detective Constable Tracy O’Hara, the officer who played a leading role in the prosecution for the unusual crime of religiously aggravated harassment and took charge of their interrogation, is a leading light in the Merseyside Police Gay And Lesbian Support Network.
The experience has left them questioning their faith in the police, in the Crown Prosecution Service and in a British establishment that seems bent on protecting all manner of rights and sensitivities. Unless, that is, you are a church-going Christian.
It has done little to improve their confidence in the way their case was handled to learn that Detective Constable Tracy O’Hara, the officer who played a leading role in the prosecution for the unusual crime of religiously aggravated harassment and took charge of their interrogation, is a leading light in the Merseyside Police Gay And Lesbian Support Network.
― James Mitchell, Sunday, 13 December 2009 20:09 (fourteen years ago) link
homosexuals and muslims are well known to be in cahoots
― I see what this is (Local Garda), Sunday, 13 December 2009 20:12 (fourteen years ago) link
Yeah, look at that 'mohammed guy
― You treat your step-mother with respect, Pantera (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 13 December 2009 20:15 (fourteen years ago) link
a British establishment that seems bent
yup.
― FC Tom Tomsk Club (Merdeyeux), Sunday, 13 December 2009 20:20 (fourteen years ago) link
I really don't understand the 'Free Speech' campaign banners that their supporters used. Why have those if they didn't actually say any of the things they were accused of saying?
― We should have called Suzie and Bobby (NickB), Sunday, 13 December 2009 20:21 (fourteen years ago) link
Pls explain how this guy coming to uk to better himself and still speaking with a strong native accent after 32 years doesn't make him a disgusting savage taking all our jobs. i bet he still supports Holland an'all.
― useless chamber, Sunday, 13 December 2009 20:28 (fourteen years ago) link
NickB - that was exactly my thought on seeing the news reports on this. I guess they had more sense than to take the same line themselves.
― if, Sunday, 13 December 2009 20:32 (fourteen years ago) link
Nah, it's about time somebody stood up for the British public's right to harrass and intimidate.
― You treat your step-mother with respect, Pantera (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 13 December 2009 20:38 (fourteen years ago) link
I really don't understand the 'Free Speech' campaign banners
You reminded me why I took against the 'defendants' ...
With supporters like those, and so on,,
― Mark G, Monday, 14 December 2009 08:25 (fourteen years ago) link
Daily Mail comments box is likely to go into meltdown over this one:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1235782/Family-man-fought-armed-thugs-took-family-hostage-jailed.html
― We should have called Suzie and Bobby (NickB), Tuesday, 15 December 2009 10:23 (fourteen years ago) link
^ Outed as West Coast Pop Art Experimental Band fan
― Sonny Uplands (Tom D.), Tuesday, 15 December 2009 10:25 (fourteen years ago) link
It's a good spot.
― We should have called Suzie and Bobby (NickB), Tuesday, 15 December 2009 10:26 (fourteen years ago) link
daily mail comments all come from guardian readers, just like guardian comments all come from daily mail readers.
― caek, Tuesday, 15 December 2009 12:56 (fourteen years ago) link
hard to really argue with trying to brain someone that was holding your family hostage tbh.
― stop grieving, it's only a chicken (darraghmac), Tuesday, 15 December 2009 14:15 (fourteen years ago) link
The point being "at what point do you stop kicking the hostage taker's head in?" ...
― Mark G, Tuesday, 15 December 2009 14:18 (fourteen years ago) link
Catching him in the street after he's fled your house and your family is safe then going and getting a cricket bat, a metal pole and a hockey stick and beating his brains out isn't exactly the same thing.
― blue_eyes chrono_trigger dirty engineer glasses (onimo), Tuesday, 15 December 2009 14:19 (fourteen years ago) link
yeah i specifically said 'brain' i mean let's get the pavement messy here people
― stop grieving, it's only a chicken (darraghmac), Tuesday, 15 December 2009 14:20 (fourteen years ago) link
Liz Jones learns what it's like to be homeless
― Alba, Thursday, 31 December 2009 14:44 (fourteen years ago) link
that got the full treatment on the DM hate thread. tbh this thread should be locked.
― everybody hauritz (acoleuthic), Thursday, 31 December 2009 14:46 (fourteen years ago) link
Oops - sorry.
― Alba, Thursday, 31 December 2009 14:47 (fourteen years ago) link
That really isn't parody? It read exactly like an Onion article.
― you gone float up with it (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Thursday, 31 December 2009 14:48 (fourteen years ago) link
where is the DM hate thread?
― Jarlrmai, Thursday, 31 December 2009 15:03 (fourteen years ago) link
Why I hate the Daily Mail, as distilled into one edition
This Liz Jones column, however, is so hilariously head-in-clouds insular bubbleworld that it belongs in the Love thread.
― Space Battle Rothko (Matt DC), Thursday, 31 December 2009 15:06 (fourteen years ago) link
tbh this thread should be locked.
http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b379/Vietgrove/missbossy.jpg
― mu-mu (Pashmina), Thursday, 31 December 2009 15:08 (fourteen years ago) link
it wasn't meant literally! 'twas a statement of lovelessness
― everybody hauritz (acoleuthic), Thursday, 31 December 2009 15:09 (fourteen years ago) link
I just knew Liz Jones would have a macbook:
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2009/12/26/article-1238565-05B7D005000005DC-526_468x352.jpg
― Bob Six, Thursday, 31 December 2009 15:11 (fourteen years ago) link
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/home/moslive/article-1269288/STEPHEN-HAWKING-How-build-time-machine.html
The URL says it all. No mention of whether a wormhole would help immigrants get in or stop them.
― Not the real Village People, Tuesday, 4 May 2010 06:08 (fourteen years ago) link
Shame they're no longer accepting comments for this article, I was just going to post that this disgraceful freak should be sent back to the robot universe he came from. And maybe a bible quote about how THE LORD said thou shalt not travel in thyme.
― StanM, Tuesday, 4 May 2010 07:23 (fourteen years ago) link