Bands You could never allow yourself to like, given their (to your ears) indefensibly stupid name.

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be your own pet
say hi to your mom
clap your hands say yeah

― breezy, Sunday, 17 July 2005 16:00 (eighteen years ago) link

The Mooney Suzuki
Test-Icicles (apparently a new electro/rock/whatever signing to Domino, with one of the most cringe-inducing names I've ever seen)

― Telephonething (Telephonething), Sunday, 17 July 2005 16:05 (eighteen years ago) link

And you will know us by our trail of dead

― I.M. (I.M.), Sunday, 17 July 2005 16:06 (eighteen years ago) link

It's funny how these lists reflect personal dislikes. E.g., Breezy doesn't like to be told what to do! x-post

― joseph cotten (joseph cotten), Sunday, 17 July 2005 16:32 (eighteen years ago) link

what's wrong with trash can sinatras?
nobody calls gorky's zygotic mynci gorky's zygotic mynci anymore it is just gorky's which is not as bad.
his name is alive was the perfect name for the band on their first 3 or 4 records, it doesn't fit as much anymore but then i hear karin oliver is coming back? they shoudl release the his name is arrive japanoise versions of the songs with chelle marie singing.

― keith m (keithmcl), Sunday, 17 July 2005 16:54 (eighteen years ago) link

re: Trashcan Sinatras
it made me picture a gaggle of nu-crooners refashioned from an erstwhile swing revival band that missed that particular boat(the 'refashioning' mostly involving ditching the fedoras and paring down the brass section). I've learned otherwise, but still.

― tremendoid (tremendoid), Sunday, 17 July 2005 18:55 (eighteen years ago) link

Eminem

― Michael Costello (MichaelCostello1), Sunday, 17 July 2005 18:57 (eighteen years ago) link

Wolf Parade...not really a stupid name, but there's about 10000 bands with Wolf in their name now.

But holy mackerel, what a band! It's probably my favorite album of the year.

― kornrulez6969 (TCBeing), Sunday, 17 July 2005 20:37 (eighteen years ago) link

Oh and Gang Gang Dance and Hot Hot Heat. They both might just as well be called Shit Shit Bollocks

― blahde blah, Sunday, 17 July 2005 22:16 (eighteen years ago) link

Mister Mister

*shudders*

― Orbit (Orbit), Sunday, 17 July 2005 22:26 (eighteen years ago) link

Mr. Mister

sorry for the correction.

― Michael Costello (MichaelCostello1), Sunday, 17 July 2005 22:31 (eighteen years ago) link

!!!
Alien Ant Farm
Rainer Maria
Propagandhi
Butthole Surfers
Eve's Plumb
The Jean Paul Sartre Experience
Mr. T Experience
REO Speedwagon
Septic Death
Stone Temple Pilots
The Revolting Cocks

― cicatrix, Monday, 18 July 2005 03:11 (eighteen years ago) link

SUNNO))) -> I mean, for fucks sake, if that isn't a name just invented to appear in Wire magazine then... Well, maybe I should check'em out, I'll probably like'em.

-- nathalie's body's designed for two (stevienixe...), July 17th, 2005.

they are worth your time.

― latebloomer: lazy r people (latebloomer), Monday, 18 July 2005 03:20 (eighteen years ago) link

murder by death

I like this one!

― daavid (daavid), Monday, 18 July 2005 05:31 (eighteen years ago) link

Let's ask Johnny Thunders.

Hey, Johnny. Who's name don't you like?

http://www.bobgruen.com/files/nydolls/files/R.239%20JOHNNY%20THUNDERS%202%20DRINKS.
"KJ-52"

Thanks, Johnny Thunders.

― Michael Costello (MichaelCostello1), Monday, 18 July 2005 05:33 (eighteen years ago) link

Nid & Sancy

― temeraire (r h), Monday, 18 July 2005 12:41 (eighteen years ago) link

One thing I'm sure we can all agree on is that "Boymerang" is beyond a doubt the worst stage/band name in the entire history of music.
-- John Darnie11e (editor@lastpla...), January 16th, 2002 8:00 PM

I chuckled over this on the "Lost Generation" thread the other day. He may have a point.

― o. nate (onate), Monday, 18 July 2005 13:10 (eighteen years ago) link

Bands Who(m) I Have Never Heard Note One Of, But The Name Tells Me All I Need To Know

― k/l (Ken L), Monday, 18 July 2005 13:36 (eighteen years ago) link

The Brian Jonestown Massacre

― zeus, Monday, 18 July 2005 14:05 (eighteen years ago) link

Its weird when people put completely awesome band names down because they don't like the band. "My Chemical Romance" is a pretty awesome name for a band.

― deej.., Monday, 18 July 2005 14:10 (eighteen years ago) link

1.Quite a preponderance of bandnames that are full sentences, or at least phrases. Yeah, I hate 'em too.

2.Of course it's stupid to entirely dismiss a band's unheard music based on their name alone - even tho 89% of the time you'd be RIGHT.

Having said that...call me a prude, but I REALLY hate "Anal Cunt". I mean, at least their song titles are HUMOROUSLY offensive.

― Myonga Von Bontee (Myonga Von Bontee), Monday, 18 July 2005 15:35 (eighteen years ago) link

clap your hands say yeah

― hstencil (hstencil), Monday, 25 July 2005 04:17 (eighteen years ago) link

Kitchens of Distinction. Everything else on this thread is OTM except for Sunn 0))).

― walter kranz (walterkranz), Monday, 25 July 2005 05:38 (eighteen years ago) link

the band called the band
their song was "the weight"

― retroman, Monday, 25 July 2005 07:23 (eighteen years ago) link

SUNNO))) -> I mean, for fucks sake, if that isn't a name just invented to appear in Wire magazine then...

Not.

http://www.sunnamps.com/images/sunn_amp.jpg

― Venus Glow (1411), Monday, 25 July 2005 08:28 (eighteen years ago) link

....and a little closer.

http://www.richbriere.com/images/sunn_logo.gif

― Vg (1411), Monday, 25 July 2005 08:37 (eighteen years ago) link

Vigilante Shipbuilders!!!!!!!!!

― Old Fart!!! (oldfart_sd), Monday, 25 July 2005 11:11 (eighteen years ago) link

Any band names with unalphabetic symbols in them, like the aforementioned Sun&#¤&#&)), makes me immediately suspect such bands are pretentious bores. The only exception to that is maybe µ-Ziq, though he can be a pretentious bore too.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Monday, 25 July 2005 12:14 (eighteen years ago) link

Do you hate V∞redoms? :D

― Tumililingan (ex machina), Monday, 25 July 2005 12:17 (eighteen years ago) link

Soulwax and Millionaire.

― nathalie's body's designed for two (stevie nixed), Monday, 25 July 2005 12:20 (eighteen years ago) link

KIX

― Bryan Moore (Bryan Moore), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 03:54 (eighteen years ago) link

Bands, rappers, whatever:

The BOO-YAA T.R.I.B.E.
The Game
50 Cent
Tony Yayo
Da Back Wudz
Three 6 Mafia
OutKast (with a "K", get it?)
J-Hova
Mobb Deep
Naughty by Nature
The Notorious B.I.G.
P.M. Dawn
The Brand New Heavies
Urban Dance Squad
Vybz Kartel
Coolio

― Rob Upt1ght, Tuesday, 26 July 2005 20:03 (eighteen years ago) link

stuff i would probably like, but can't force myself to check out because of their names:

No-Neck Blues Band
The Fucking Champs

i hate the name 'Clap Your Hands Say Yeah'. OMG i hate it so much.

SunnO))) made me want to hear them. maybe i am a pretentious Wire reading fuck. i didn't like them all that much, but i will probably try again just because i like so much on Southern Lord. how could i not like the flagship founding group?

― ugly and mean, Tuesday, 26 July 2005 22:33 (eighteen years ago) link

the estimable ILMer bimble has e-mailed me enthusing about funkapolitan (for whom peter saville designed the sleeve). personally, i can't see how anyone called funkapolitan could do anything except honk ... but bimble is a man of taste and distinction, so i may have to accept i'm wrong here. fuck.

joy zipper. i hate that name too, and have never bothered to check them out because of it.

― grimly fiendish (grimlord), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 20:44 (eighteen years ago) link

Skinny Puppy used to really bug me, name-wise, but I got over it.

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 21:13 (eighteen years ago) link

Oingo Boingo

― Bob Six (bobbysix), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 21:17 (eighteen years ago) link

funkapolitan

... is nice. I think the song I like is "Run Run Run" -- my main man August Darnell producing. Was this a British band? I think so.

― Rob Upt1ght., Wednesday, 27 July 2005 21:19 (eighteen years ago) link

two months pass...

Final Fantasy

― feminazi (feminazi), Thursday, 6 October 2005 22:18 (eighteen years ago) link

silver jews

― dff, Thursday, 6 October 2005 22:40 (eighteen years ago) link

The Dandy Warhols and The Brian Jonestown Massacre.

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Thursday, 6 October 2005 23:28 (eighteen years ago) link

You need to check out This thread. Goodies Especially the cover art.

Alex you especially need to see it.

― Last Of The Famous International Pfunkboys (Kerr), Thursday, 6 October 2005 23:32 (eighteen years ago) link

You need to check out This thread. Especially the cover art.

Alex you especially need to see it.

― Last Of The Famous International Pfunkboys (Kerr), Thursday, 6 October 2005 23:32 (eighteen years ago) link

oops can someone remove that 1st post please.

― Last Of The Famous International Pfunkboys (Kerr), Thursday, 6 October 2005 23:33 (eighteen years ago) link

It's a Beautiful Day

― Mr. Snrub (Mr. Snrub), Thursday, 6 October 2005 23:37 (eighteen years ago) link

Green Jello/y

btw...

death before dying refers to a spiritual concept in Sufi, Muslim and Western Mystery Traditions, in case you didn't know and maybe that makes it sound a little less ridiculous. Otherwise, yeah, it sounds like they wanted to be even deadlier than death or something.

― Eye Am, Thursday, 6 October 2005 23:39 (eighteen years ago) link

A lot of metal & hip hop, signs & numbers, pseudo-poetic gibberish (the random bits of phrases trend is annoying as hell). Use of the word "super". Good Charlotte (good grief!), Godspeed!You Bloody Asshat, The Bevis Frond, Hoobastank, Babyshambles, Chumbawamba, Evanescence, Circle Jerks, Die Toten Hosen, Pedro The Lion, INXS, Marianne Faithfull.

And regrettably, both Red Lorry Yellow Lorry + And Also The Trees (trendsetters in the annoying trend) were un-hateable. I had the 1st stylishly sprayed on my Maxi-Puch 50cc motorbike.

Rapeman is the only indefensibly stupid name I see on this thread so far, I remember it caused a protest at the distributor's office.

― blunt (blunt), Thursday, 6 October 2005 23:48 (eighteen years ago) link

Oh and Turbonegro sucks too but as I speak spanish & italian it didn't hit me right away.

― blunt (blunt), Thursday, 6 October 2005 23:52 (eighteen years ago) link

There are 3 or 4 band names from the '70s like Stackwaddy and Chilliwack that make me wince every time I hear them. I can't remember what the others are but there are definitely a couple more in that vein.

― walter kranz (walterkranz), Thursday, 6 October 2005 23:56 (eighteen years ago) link

ouch walter

i'm sure i've mentioned this one before but there's a folky uptempo hippy outfit called - wait for it - Shooglenifty

that name just makes me want to go out and strangle puppies

― john clarkson, Friday, 7 October 2005 15:13 (eighteen years ago) link

Oh yeah, Showaddywaddy is another one I was trying to think of.

― walter kranz (walterkranz), Friday, 7 October 2005 15:24 (eighteen years ago) link

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