Instances of the word "pwn" and its variants on ILX.

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Prepare to be PWN3D.
-- Jimmybommy JimmyK'KANG (sickmouth...), August 26th, 2004 3:36 AM.

― hampsterfrench (hampsterfrench), Thursday, 26 August 2004 06:49 (twenty-one years ago)

people who've been on TV whom you've pwned

― hampsterfrench (hampsterfrench), Thursday, 26 August 2004 06:50 (twenty-one years ago)

please tell me what "pwned" means.
-- Markelby (boyincorduro...), February 25th, 2004.

― hampsterfrench (hampsterfrench), Thursday, 26 August 2004 06:51 (twenty-one years ago)

If you're talking DDR, you better hope and pray to god that Ken C doesn't show up as you will all be pwned to the point of spontaneously jettisoning off the face of Earth.
-- roxymuzak (roxymuza...), May 7th, 2004.

― hampsterfrench (hampsterfrench), Thursday, 26 August 2004 06:52 (twenty-one years ago)

There's a bit of a crossover to that crowd from Slashdot (where I do post)... but I don't play videogames at all. I never make PWNED jokes either. Ugh.
-- ())(())()()()(()(LASER)()()()LA(Z)E(R)()()()((L)()()(A)(S(E)R()()()) (j.dubz@RoffleStationZero), August 18th, 2004.

― hampsterfrench (hampsterfrench), Thursday, 26 August 2004 06:52 (twenty-one years ago)

OMG
OMFG
PWNED!!!!!¡!

-- j4n (blumenkohl.pita...), February 20th, 2004.

― hampsterfrench (hampsterfrench), Thursday, 26 August 2004 06:53 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh dear Mark, I think pwnage has just occurred!!
-- Pashmina (pashmin...), August 24th, 2004.

― parakeet_esparanto (parakeetesparanto), Thursday, 26 August 2004 06:54 (twenty-one years ago)

MY FATHER'S BAND PWNED TRAIN!!!
ihttp://www.pulsators.com/images/PDpoll.jpg
-- AaronHz (aaronh...), August 24th, 2004.

― hampsterfrench (hampsterfrench), Thursday, 26 August 2004 06:55 (twenty-one years ago)

Favorite Song From A Cartoon (1 matching message)

"Linus and Lucy" and "Ducktales" are pwning my nominations
-- Curt1s Stephens (sevenxvii...), April 15th, 2004.

― hampsterfrench (hampsterfrench), Thursday, 26 August 2004 06:55 (twenty-one years ago)

Wow, the Korean women are pwning the archery.
-- Madchen (madchen_in_unifor...), August 12th, 2004.

― hampsterfrench (hampsterfrench), Thursday, 26 August 2004 06:56 (twenty-one years ago)

They don't have pwning in Finland!
-- roxymuzak (emilysu...), August 2nd, 2004.

― hampsterfrench (hampsterfrench), Thursday, 26 August 2004 06:57 (twenty-one years ago)

I love this. Amateurist totally pwns this guy but he's too much of a baby to admit it.
It was a joke. I saw the point he was making. I was playing the role of "amateurist" and being a complete douche just for fun.
-- dean? (power.strik...), August 11th, 2004 4:40 PM. (later)

haha he's still denying it!

-- ken c (pykachu10...), August 11th, 2004.

― parakeet_esparanto (parakeetesparanto), Thursday, 26 August 2004 14:47 (twenty-one years ago)

Judas always pwns.
-- roxymuzak (emilysu...), July 26th, 2004.

― parakeet_esparanto (parakeetesparanto), Thursday, 26 August 2004 14:48 (twenty-one years ago)

If Indian food came with little sweet niblets with messges on paper inside them it would pwn 100%, but as it doesn't, it only pwns approx. 89%.
-- roxymuzak (emilysu...), August 10th, 2004.

― parakeet_esparanto (parakeetesparanto), Thursday, 26 August 2004 14:49 (twenty-one years ago)

nah totally pwning you is good enough for me
-- ken c (pykachu10...), July 21st, 2004.

― parakeet_esparanto (parakeetesparanto), Thursday, 26 August 2004 14:50 (twenty-one years ago)

Hahahah. FUckin stop pwning me ya cun's!
-- Trayce (spamspanke...), August 25th, 2004.

― parakeet_esparanto (parakeetesparanto), Thursday, 26 August 2004 14:50 (twenty-one years ago)

see, what you don't understand, cinniblount, the pwning comes not through the knowledge of the cartoons, but the moment of which to deliver it.
and that's precisely why you're always unlikely to pwn.

-- ken c (pykachu10...), August 11th, 2004.

― parakeet_esparanto (parakeetesparanto), Thursday, 26 August 2004 14:51 (twenty-one years ago)

in the pwning crusade everyone else were merely pawns
http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:s0TM7LSUxTMJ:www.chez.com/cazaux/images/staunton/pawn.jpg
-- ken c (pykachu10...), July 16th, 2004

― parakeet_esparanto (parakeetesparanto), Thursday, 26 August 2004 14:52 (twenty-one years ago)

Ha ha, USA pwn3d by China!
-- Huck (handsomishbo...), August 11th, 2004.

― rock BSL (BSLrock), Thursday, 26 August 2004 15:19 (twenty-one years ago)

buying a new powerbook ---------------------- $1599.00
fedex delivery service ---------------------- $ 25.99
purple sign with gold letters --------------- $ 20.00
internet connection ------------------------- $ 30.00 p/m
posting on ilx and get PWNED by everyone ---- PRICELESS!

-- ken c (pykachu10...), August 2nd, 2004.

― rock BSL (BSLrock), Thursday, 26 August 2004 15:20 (twenty-one years ago)

I PWNED ANDREW OMGWTF
-- Trayce (spamspanke...), August 26th, 2004 1:03 AM

― hampsterfrench (hampsterfrench), Thursday, 26 August 2004 16:56 (twenty-one years ago)

I wuz channelling Jon there. Yeah. That was it.

― cockklingon (trayce), Saturday, 28 August 2004 03:51 (twenty-one years ago)

Leave stence alone. He's just a bit cranky from getting pnwed earlier.

-- deanomgwtf!!!p%3Fmsgid%3D4581997 (ilx_omg_wtf@

(note variation - "pnwed") pernooed!!

― kashmir goat_pashtun. (Pashmina), Saturday, 28 August 2004 10:40 (twenty-one years ago)

Someone said PWNED out loud tonight. We rock/paper/scissored to see who would play next at this lame show, and the other guy goes "Wow, I got PONED." It took me a minute to realize what he meant. Then I hugged him.

― hampsterfrench (hampsterfrench), Sunday, 29 August 2004 05:13 (twenty-one years ago)

awesome

― prawn_czech (STINKOR™), Sunday, 29 August 2004 05:26 (twenty-one years ago)

Yeah me and the lad have taken to saying "PONED" out loud. I R a shameful g33kz0r.

― CockKlingon! (trayce), Tuesday, 31 August 2004 06:50 (twenty-one years ago)

DOOM 3 - does it own, pwn, or both?

j0. i hope you consider gnomish as a recognised language.
k thx plz.

― kitten gnomish (kitten gnomish), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 09:27 (twenty-one years ago)

except i fucked up my login. ha.
may i be first to pwn me.

― kitten gnomish (kitten gnomish), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 09:28 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh, gnomish DEFINITELY counts.

― hampsterfrench (hampsterfrench), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 16:32 (twenty-one years ago)

two weeks pass...

CAN I HAVE YOUR GAMEZ?

MY NINTENDO NES HAS BEEN PWNING.

-- ddb (stupidpum...),

― hampsterfrench (hampsterfrench), Sunday, 19 September 2004 18:24 (twenty-one years ago)

three weeks pass...

it's easy to dislike overanalysis when your criteria for rating things is based on (a)whether they're American or not (b)how bad your macho pretentions are for the particular day.
-- Ronan (ronan.fitzgerald6NOSPA...), October 16th, 2004 1:34 PM.

ronan I kiss you
-- manthony m1cc1o (anthonyisrigh...), October 16th, 2004 1:39 PM.

careful, if you keep up that queer behaviour you might actually like some decent music by Christmas.
-- Ronan (ronan.fitzgerald6NOSPA...), October 16th, 2004 1:40 PM.

miccio got pwned
-- A Million Talking Hot Dogs (aaronh...), October 16th, 2004 3:04 PM.

― hampsterfrench (hampsterfrench), Saturday, 16 October 2004 18:19 (twenty-one years ago)

tokyo, eh? suuuuuure. look that's all well and good, but it's no PACIFIC MALL (if you've been to the north end of toronto you know what i'm talking about). did you know that toronto's chinese population alone is over 400,000? it's true! your paltry UK 'asian' malls ('oriental' sounds wrong to me) are PWNED by toronto's. hell, check the census:
Toronto population:
Chinese 435,690
East Indian 345,855
Filipino 140,405
Japanese 20,085
Korean 43,110
Pakistani 43,035
Punjabi 20,480
Sri Lankan 45,240
Tamil 33,145
Vietnamese 45,105
Other Asian* 89,655

TOTAL ASIAN: 1,261,805

-- Rob Bolton (i_like_my_vesp...)

― hampsterfrench (hampsterfrench), Tuesday, 26 October 2004 01:41 (twenty-one years ago)

How the hell was that other thread not work-safed? I feel doubly violated and, yes, pwned again. You are all bastards and I hate you :)
-- ailsa (ailsa_watson7...),

― canary spanish (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 26 October 2004 19:30 (twenty-one years ago)

EGGZ PWNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
-- identity theftor (power.strik...)

― hampsterfrench (hampsterfrench), Wednesday, 27 October 2004 23:31 (twenty-one years ago)

I've been brapwned.

-Dan Perry

― hampsterfrench (hampsterfrench), Wednesday, 27 October 2004 23:32 (twenty-one years ago)

SOTP BREEEEETHIN
STOPS BREAATHINP
BREATHInO 4 ME NOWE
rite it 0n a poastkard
dad they ppwn3d me
dad tehy pwn3d me4
-- Felonious Drunk (wangchungvsah...)

― hampsterfrench (hampsterfrench), Friday, 29 October 2004 19:55 (twenty-one years ago)

From the DP vs. BJ thread on ILM:

Daft Punk pwns
-- Riot Gear!

― hampsterfrench (hampsterfrench), Saturday, 30 October 2004 03:04 (twenty-one years ago)

God, Felonious Drunk owns this thread now.

― hampsterfrench (hampsterfrench), Saturday, 30 October 2004 03:05 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm Ned Raggett and I approve this thread.
Calum is pwned.

-- Billy Dods (butterbubble...)

― hampsterfrench (hampsterfrench), Monday, 1 November 2004 20:52 (twenty-one years ago)

When we first started this board afew short months ago, this happened with no regularity at all. Now people are saying it all over the joint and I can't keep up.

― hampsterfrench (hampsterfrench), Monday, 1 November 2004 20:53 (twenty-one years ago)

two weeks pass...

ANGELINA JOLIE PLAYS HIS MOTHER. ANGELINA JOLIE: PWNED.
-- Allyzay Science Explosion

― hampsterfrench (hampsterfrench), Friday, 19 November 2004 23:27 (twenty-one years ago)

three months pass...

http://img78.photobucket.com/albums/v340/luv_fruitz/strawberry_blinkie.gif

― parakeet_esparanto (parakeetesparanto), Thursday, 17 March 2005 00:16 (twenty-one years ago)

one month passes...

Pashmina just next-leveled it:

Anyway no fucker picked me, so I d1spwn the lot of yuo.
-- Pashmina (vietgrov...), April 18th, 2005 10:01 AM.

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Monday, 18 April 2005 14:12 (twenty-one years ago)

four years pass...

i ? sauces (╓abies) wrote this on thread album blogs you have loved on board I Love Music on Nov 2, 2009

Haven't heard of it, what was it exactly? Like a search engine specifically for music blogs? Cuz that would pwn.

― fear of a wack banning (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 8 November 2009 07:43 (sixteen years ago)

iiiijjjj wrote this on thread cheez-it (and its many varieties): c or d? on board I Love Everything on Oct 21, 2009

the green tabasco Its pwn hard

― fear of a wack banning (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 8 November 2009 07:43 (sixteen years ago)

rube goldberg variations (suzy) wrote this on thread Getting carded as an adult. on board I Love Everything on Oct 13, 2009

As the daughter of a bar owner and the sis of a sports bar waitress, and the niece of a former vice squad head, I have no probs with booze laws but federal ID should pwn in that scenario.

I didn't drink any alcohol until I was of age - so to be nearly twice the legal age and hassled over purchases is demeaning to all parties.

― fear of a wack banning (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 8 November 2009 07:43 (sixteen years ago)

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