mom placation was ironing by which mens perrypops in a womansuit is the new child mystericating teats that can taint baconated digestive broads plastercasting gnostically from the great gospel wwjh

Following you sweet bastards. I am jeffreybrian. Ed, we must drink with you and some hottttt repubs. Why not twitter and blog?

Also, stupid scrabulous. grrrrrr.

"hotttt repubs" = the worst kind of oxymoron

wtf twitter is slowwww now.

too much ITR posting power being applied

so bored right now.

John, twitter needs BATMANG

YES

Tonight I see BATMANG again.

In IMAX. :-D

I WANNA GO!

http://twitter.com/BATMANG

ok so i found this job on craigs list and sent an email (a really long, dumb email):

Neighborhood bookstore seeking experienced customer service clerk. Duties include general opening and closing procedures, shelving of titles, some light cleaning, and a flexible night and weekend schedule. We are looking for someone with deep book knowledge, sense of humor, and a small business work ethic.
We prefer someone with experience, but will train if support skills are in place.

Compensation: starting pay-$10.00 per hour-benefits to follow after trial period.

omg. i am following BATMANG!

good luck, ruby!

WHEN YOU FOLLOW THE BATMANG THE BATMANG FOLLWES YOU

^_^

RR - sounds awesome!

Now I am following the BATMANG, too. CANNOT RESIST THE BATMANG

BATMANG is a feeling.

Who wants a chat? gmail, msn, aim, I'm down with them all. I'll entertain you!

HI

should i join this twitter thing y/n

actually this depends how long my boss is out of hte office lol... but he seems preoccupied with baseball anyway...

tza, which chat software have you got?

rubes, join this chat thing! i know you have gmail...

i can sign into aim or gmail on meebo

RR - come into our parlor... we're not really spiders...

Mark - I probably shouldn't chat today, but tomorrow I probably could. (ha, let's make an appointment!)

gmail then since ruby could join us! c4s4ro✧✧✧@gm✧✧✧.c✧✧ (replace 4 with a twice) - that okay?

oh dammit

c4s4rotto and then at and gmail etc., replace 4 with a

i send you webmail w/ mine!

Sara, my ex is coming over tomorrow evening but I think there's a fair chance I'll need chat solace after she's gone so totally!

tza - cool!

sara we should chat sometime!

We should! I am terrible about managing to find time to do it. But let's try it anyway...

xp Yikes - I'll try to be cheery then!

ITR dudes plz pool all your manifesting energies and get me the bookstore job. i can't deal with this job hunting thing, it is making me v v v v anxious and quite sick to my stomach and not a little depressed.

welcome to my world.

I am sending you good thoughts, RR. Bookstores can be really fun to work in, plus having income should make you feel a bit better.

And hey, booksellers are also awesome potential friends!

welcome to my world.

Ahem. I think you'll find *I* planted the flag in the great state of Unemploymentia some time ago. Quit your job and you MAY be granted a VISA. (No work permits here :) )

I keep thinking the thread title says YHWH

Ruby plz to apply to work at UC Berkeley or something like that.

yes nick, i understand. however, i did start this search back in april, i was just temporarily sidetracked by what i thought was a good job that has now made the whole process intensely more difficult.

ned, if only i had some actual skillz apart from the ability to smile pleasantly, and take food orders.

Don't get me wrong tehresa, I'm every bit on your side. If the decision hadn't been taken out of my hands I'd doubtless be in a similar situation as you right now as I was looking to leave and failing miserably.

You won't be in this situation forever/long though so it doesn't deserve to make you miserable.

You too RR!

lol it is like our beloved thread moved itself onto twitter!

"Hi, rubyredd.

porn_website10 (porn_website10) is now following your updates on Twitter.

Check out porn_website10's profile here:

http://twitter.com/porn_website10";

o_O

lol! that has never happened to me but i have cryingintheclub.jpg as my pic and also am on lockdown.

WAU

So I'm tired but I don't want to go to sleep because this feels like my first "free" moment of the day. Everyone else gone off to bed... this means I can read uninterrupted if I want to! But do I want to?

CIO/KIU: using ilx like twitter

I certainly would like to drink with MPLSers and watch BLACK BEYONCE hit on republican girls, but be warned I hear they all get fitted with Bear traps in their lady gardens by the daddies at chastity ceremonies (see below)

http://cache.daylife.com/imageserve/04Jpc6M121boB/610x.jpg

if fluffy bear goes down to the woods that day he's in for a big surprise.

Hoo-wee, AND HOW. Oh shit, doc, I cot a bad case of the trap.