the landfill that time forgot: crap uk bands of 00s/10s

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OptionVotes
scouting for girls 20
mumford and sons 11
toploader 9
the futureheads 7
biffy clyro 7
razorlight 6
florence and the machine 5
the stereophonics 5
snow patrol 4
the fratellis 4
kasabian 4
kaiser chiefs 4
the kooks 3
joe lean and the jing jang jong 3
hard-fi 3
babyshambles 3
the zutons 2
the twang 2
hundred reasons 2
keane 2
the courteeners 2
starsailor 2
the cribs 1
noah and the whale 1
the ordinary boys 1
the hoosiers 1
the magic numbers 0
the enemy 0
the wombats 0
the view 0
the feeling 0
the rakes 0
the others 0
pigeon detectives 0
athlete 0


nulty dread (nakhchivan), Thursday, 17 February 2011 15:31 (3 years ago) Permalink

Oh God.

Pisle of dogs (seandalai), Thursday, 17 February 2011 15:32 (3 years ago) Permalink

Are we voting for redeeming features, heartfelt loathing or comedy value?

Pisle of dogs (seandalai), Thursday, 17 February 2011 15:33 (3 years ago) Permalink

heartfelt loathing or comedy value

nulty dread (nakhchivan), Thursday, 17 February 2011 15:34 (3 years ago) Permalink

thankfully haven't knowingly heard anything by at least half of these.

ledge, Thursday, 17 February 2011 15:34 (3 years ago) Permalink

The Automatic seems like an important omission. They had that song.

Pisle of dogs (seandalai), Thursday, 17 February 2011 15:34 (3 years ago) Permalink

i am now actively trying to remember a song that i despise and would rather not give any more headroom to, just to figure out which of these fuckers is responsible

ledge, Thursday, 17 February 2011 15:36 (3 years ago) Permalink

I always thought The Hoosiers were American for some reason.

nate woolls, Thursday, 17 February 2011 15:36 (3 years ago) Permalink

Scouting For Girls are the shittiest band here, by a long way.

nate woolls, Thursday, 17 February 2011 15:37 (3 years ago) Permalink

The Automatic seems like an important omission. They had that song.

― Pisle of dogs (seandalai), Thursday, February 17, 2011 3:34 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark

I think I might like that song more than any song from any of these jokers.

Inevitable stupid dubstep mix (chap), Thursday, 17 February 2011 15:40 (3 years ago) Permalink

I always thought The Hoosiers were American for some reason.

almost got ^these guys confused with Hooters who are not at all the worst thing ever...

kingkongvsbasedgodzilla (Drugs A. Money), Thursday, 17 February 2011 15:40 (3 years ago) Permalink

nulty dread (nakhchivan), Thursday, 17 February 2011 15:41 (3 years ago) Permalink

Actually Kaiser chiefs had a couple of decent choruses.

The Hoosiers are such a bunch of twats.

Inevitable stupid dubstep mix (chap), Thursday, 17 February 2011 15:41 (3 years ago) Permalink

Hang on, are we voting for the worst? That's kind of impossible.

Inevitable stupid dubstep mix (chap), Thursday, 17 February 2011 15:44 (3 years ago) Permalink

^^^
Scouting for Girls make me forget doors exist. By the second chorus of "She's So Lovely", I'm generally found whipping around the room looking for a small table to throw through a window so I can escape.

chandelier falling through a bar in a batman costume (dog latin), Thursday, 17 February 2011 15:44 (3 years ago) Permalink

At least the Automatic were good enough to ensure they remained a simple novelty band by releasing just one silly song and never bothering anyone again.

chandelier falling through a bar in a batman costume (dog latin), Thursday, 17 February 2011 15:45 (3 years ago) Permalink

wtf are the Futureheads doing here? Their first album was awesome from start to finish.

nate woolls, Thursday, 17 February 2011 15:46 (3 years ago) Permalink

The View had a really good song on their second album called 5Rebecccas or something.

chandelier falling through a bar in a batman costume (dog latin), Thursday, 17 February 2011 15:47 (3 years ago) Permalink

It's quite impressive that even on a list containing Toploader, The Kooks and The View, Scouting For Girls are still the worst.

nate woolls, Thursday, 17 February 2011 15:47 (3 years ago) Permalink

Florence & The Machine do not belong here, should be no girls in this poll unless they're playing bass.

Matt DC, Thursday, 17 February 2011 15:50 (3 years ago) Permalink

athlete - CONTENDERS. Coldplay without the musical and lyrical savagery

babyshambles - couple of decent singles imo, clearly horrible people and fans but hey that's indie rock and roll

biffy clyro - CONTENDERS. I have never knowingly heard a Biffy Clyro song yet I can still smell them from here

florence and the machine - fucking horrible but hey sexism

hard-fi - don't really hate these much but remember I never read any music press or watch interviews ever

hundred reasons - don't remember much about them, some kind of comedy fake Metal band yeah?

joe lean and the jing jang jong - probably the biggest individual cunt on this cunt-packed list but fortunately never lived to inflict music on me. may have been some kind of LJ-ish performance art joke?

kaiser chiefs - CONTENDERS. Scum de la Scum, the sound of a service station convenience store on the M62 stamping on a human ear, forever

kasabian - CONTENDERS. Just enormous wonky tools, a cross between everything that's terrible about the Doors, Primal Scream and Oasis bafflingly adored by blokes with indie haircuts who turned thirty last year

keane - soft target soft scoop shite, too pop and occasionally pleasant to win this thing

mumford and sons - CONTENDERS. I honestly thought at the time that I wd never see anything worse than the Levellers while I lived

noah and the whale - jesus who are these gobshites?

pigeon detectives - got nothing, assume they're shit, I've probably heard something by them on account of the fucking terrible indie disco in the Piper on a Friday

razorlight - I quite like that "Trouble in America" song for some reason, clearly nothing to do with the horribleness of these Ikea no-marks

scouting for girls - CONTENDERS. I honestly have mutilation fantasies about these. Angry, angry fans for some reason

snow patrol - I liked that one about standing up but the one about lying down is the worst "give me a cuddle and a mug of soup" pandering shite I've ever heard in all my life

starsailor - quite funny. in retrospect. it hurt at the time

the courteeners - great band name, great lads, hope to fuck I never hear what they sound like

the cribs - fuck knows

the enemy - I honestly really like "We'll Live and Die etc etc" sorry

the feeling - I honestly really like that fill my little teacup up song except the lyrics, sweet tune and arrangement imo

the fratellis - CONTENDERS. the cunt's cunts

the futureheads - yeah cheers for the Kate Bush cover you useless sub-XTC-when-they-was-shit twats

the hoosiers - in many ways I hate these more than Scatting for Girls but they are sort of too risible plus their fans are less angry. they should drown in slurry tho

the kooks - is this the buskers band? EVIL BEYOND FUCKING BELIEF if so

the magic numbers - pleasant sub-Beautiful South middle-aged couple music iirc, can't place them here

the ordinary boys - I think the dude's suffered enough

the others - fuck knows

the rakes - hey hey it's the Strokees

the stereophonics - CONTENDERS. honoured too many times for their services to the cause of evil to get my vote here. don't think the dude's suffered enough

the twang - fuck knows. assume they're no Blak Twang

the view - or are these the buskers twats? fuck knows tbh

the wombats - are some of these made up?

the zutons - fucking shit but at least they had a sax which means hey they're not the worst fucking shit

toploader - ONE HIT CONTENDERS. clearly need to die, but the ex has suffered enough imo

I've got to vote Scouting for Girls in the end, but there's a special circle of hell where this whole gang is the playlist and I regret all the mean things I've said and done

Elmer Fuiud (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 17 February 2011 15:52 (3 years ago) Permalink

HArd to argue with SfG, but Chelsea Dagger is the shitehawk national anthem & may swing me to ver frats.

portrait of velleity (woof), Thursday, 17 February 2011 15:53 (3 years ago) Permalink

glad I have never heard most of these bands.

skip, Thursday, 17 February 2011 15:53 (3 years ago) Permalink

i don't know why i'm doing this to myself... but maybe someone here can help me remember the terrible awful no-good song that was by one of these bands or someone like them. an xfm favourite a year or two ago, lyrical themes: don't be sad, you're still young, remember that time we took a record player somewhere and played some tunes, oh yeah that was top.

ledge, Thursday, 17 February 2011 15:53 (3 years ago) Permalink

xps - I think the band that has annoyed me most often is actually The Fratellis.

Pisle of dogs (seandalai), Thursday, 17 February 2011 15:54 (3 years ago) Permalink

the stereophonics - CONTENDERS. honoured too many times for their services to the cause of evil to get my vote here. don't think the dude's suffered enough

he did kill himself to be fair

for all the fucked-up children of this world we give you 1p3 (history mayne), Thursday, 17 February 2011 15:55 (3 years ago) Permalink

I was aware of that.

Elmer Fuiud (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 17 February 2011 15:56 (3 years ago) Permalink

Holloways, Music Generator?

portrait of velleity (woof), Thursday, 17 February 2011 15:56 (3 years ago) Permalink

(an answer to ledge, that)

portrait of velleity (woof), Thursday, 17 February 2011 15:57 (3 years ago) Permalink

WHERE IS THE SCRIPT

Evan, Thursday, 17 February 2011 15:58 (3 years ago) Permalink

xp that was it. thanks. "thanks". actually the name has not yet triggered any memory of the music, thank fuck.

ledge, Thursday, 17 February 2011 15:58 (3 years ago) Permalink

xp - The Script are Irish iirc.

Pisle of dogs (seandalai), Thursday, 17 February 2011 15:59 (3 years ago) Permalink

i have never heard scouting for girls or read anything about them. can someone explain why they are the worst please?

Damn this thread seems so....different without ilxor (ilxor), Thursday, 17 February 2011 15:59 (3 years ago) Permalink

Oh.

Evan, Thursday, 17 February 2011 16:00 (3 years ago) Permalink

God I hate the Script though.

Evan, Thursday, 17 February 2011 16:00 (3 years ago) Permalink

I'd forgotten all about The Zutons! (I guess that's probably for the best.)

Johnny Fever, Thursday, 17 February 2011 16:00 (3 years ago) Permalink

hmmmm

i think both the first futureheads album and the first rakes album are classics (haven't listened to the latter in years tbh but i fucked heavy w/ it when i was 17)

i've enjoyed a number of songs by snow patrol, the cribs, and, yes, razorlight

they had that song: the zutons, the magic numbers, kaiser chiefs, keane & hard-fi (i used to bang that one joint that was on fifa 06, maybe it was "cash machine"?)

the band on here that i've heard the most shitty music by is kasabian, and i'd be tempted to vote for them but really i can vote for no one besides joe lean and the jing jang jong, from the shitty name right on down to the fact that they made the cover of NME and still never made an album

pigeon detectives & scouting for girls are runners up

J0rdan S., Thursday, 17 February 2011 16:01 (3 years ago) Permalink

seminal fuiud (NickB), Thursday, 17 February 2011 16:01 (3 years ago) Permalink

seminal fuiud (NickB), Thursday, 17 February 2011 16:02 (3 years ago) Permalink

Somehow, for me, The Killers made the song that even more than "Chelsea Dagger" sums up everything that this tremendous movement stands for.

It's a black hole of shite and terror.

Elmer Fuiud (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 17 February 2011 16:03 (3 years ago) Permalink

bands on this list i have knowingly heard:

babyshambles - horrible
florence and the machine - not my thing, but she doesn't belong in a UK indie landfill poll
kaiser chiefs - horrible, but not as bad as several of the others
kasabian - horrible
keane - horrible
mumford and sons - what the fucking fuck
snow patrol - horrible
the cribs - lol johnny marr
the futureheads - not actively offensive
the magic numbers - not actively offensive
the stereophonics - horrible

Damn this thread seems so....different without ilxor (ilxor), Thursday, 17 February 2011 16:04 (3 years ago) Permalink

voted mumford & sons

Damn this thread seems so....different without ilxor (ilxor), Thursday, 17 February 2011 16:04 (3 years ago) Permalink

wow i had no idea the killers had a song called "indie rock & roll" -- thank god i'm at work and have no way of listening to it

J0rdan S., Thursday, 17 February 2011 16:04 (3 years ago) Permalink

the wombats & the courteneers really bring me back to the time in high school where i used to read nme irl

J0rdan S., Thursday, 17 February 2011 16:05 (3 years ago) Permalink

I first heard the Killers track in a friend's car on a landfill compilation and assumed it was by one of the tossers on the list until I looked it up.

Elmer Fuiud (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 17 February 2011 16:05 (3 years ago) Permalink

Being completely candid, even though seeing the names listed like this makes my heart feel heavy and grey:

Like one song by: Athlete (1st album), Florence, Hard-Fi, Kasabian, Keane, Starsailor, Futureheads, Magic Numbers, Twang, View
Like a whole album by: Babyshambles, Rakes, Kaiser Chiefs

Voted Toploader.

DL, Thursday, 17 February 2011 16:06 (3 years ago) Permalink

Yeah, Magic Numbers don't bother me at all, they're sweet overweight aging hippies who like to sing pleasant vocal harmonies.

Inevitable stupid dubstep mix (chap), Thursday, 17 February 2011 16:06 (3 years ago) Permalink

you know who belonged on here even tho I liked a couple of their songs? Maximo Park

Elmer Fuiud (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 17 February 2011 16:08 (3 years ago) Permalink

Shiteness rating out of 10

ATHLETE - 9/10: really this is the point where post-Coldplay bands just started taking the piss. Also I think they were technically Christian rock.
BABYSHAMBLES - 7/10: Probably the worst live band I have ever seen but they get a couple of points taking off for car crash/amusement value.
BIFFY CLYRO - 7/10: Would probably be higher if I'd had more exposure to their fans and/or been to Reading in 10 years.
FLORENCE AND THE MACHINE - 4/10 - bit too much in the star quality stakes, also a couple of alright songs.
HARD-FI - 6/10 - awful clumsy shit but they get a couple of points knocked off because Hard To Beat was quite a good song, and they weren't the Ordinary Boys.
HUNDRED REASONS - 5/10 - too past-it and lol to be serious contenders here
JOE LEAN AND THE JING JANG JONG - 7/10 - obviously woeful but everybody knew it
KAISER CHIEFS - 10/10 genuine contenders
KASABIAN - 10/10 genuine contenders, also worst fans ever
KEANE - 2/10 basically too inoffensive
MUMFORD & CUNTS - 20/10
NOAH AND THE WHALE - 5/10 - no one can seriously vote for them when Mumford & Sons exist
PIGEON DETECTIVES - 10/10 worst shit ever
RAZORLIGHT - 10/10 also maybe more for Johnny Borrell factor
SCOUTING FOR GIRLS - 11/10 she's so luvverly, she's so luvverly, she's so luvverly, she's so luvverly, she's so luvverly, she's so luvverly, she's so luvverly, she's so luvverly
SNOW PATROL - 9/10 - they get a point knocked off for making DJ Martian so angry
STARSAILOR - 8/10 - obviously terrible but also kind of easy to ignore to matter how big they were
THE COURTEENERS - 6/10 - some Oasis shit, right?
THE CRIBS - 9/10, dude has one of the worst voices ever
THE ENEMY - can't even remember what they sounded like but I'll assume they were terrible so a straight 8/10
THE FEELING - I don't think I've actually knowingly heard one of their songs, 8/10 as I'm not giving them the benefit of the doubt
THE FRATELLIS - 30/10 - Chelsea Dagger might be the worst thing that any of these bands have put out
THE FUTUREHEADS - 5/10 - feel a bit too credible to be here
THE HOOSIERS - 9/10, stupid name
THE KOOKS - 4/10 - hating on the Kooks feels a bit like hating on Keane, kneejerk "girls like this so it must be shit" hate
THE MAGIC NUMBERS - 5/10 - hilarious strop on Top of the Pops gives them a bit of leeway, also everyone's forgotten about them
THE ORDINARY BOYS - 10/10 - surely they were to 'ska' what Mumford & Sons are to 'folk'
THE OTHERS - honestly I have no idea what they sounded like but the sheer lack of ambition indicated by giving yourselves a name with absolutely no connotations whatsoever gets them a straight 10/10
THE RAKES - even Lethal Bizzle is probably embarassed about this lot now 8/10
THE STEREOPHONICS - okay they might actually rival Mumford & Sons 30/10
THE TWANG - 8/10 - fuck knows
THE VIEW - 9/10 - Cast more like
THE WOMBATS - 8/10 but at least they seem funny in retrospect
THE ZUTONS - 10/10 - die.
TOPLOADER - should fit in the Kooks/Keane mould except for the fact that Dancing In The Moonlight is one of the worst records ever made. 10/10

Matt DC, Thursday, 17 February 2011 16:11 (3 years ago) Permalink

i have the biffy clyro album with the woman masturbating on the front. i do not recall the name of the record but the image stuck. the singles off that were v good and i suspect continue to be so.

Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 17 February 2011 16:12 (3 years ago) Permalink

Im no fan of the futureheads but they seem alittle high?

X-101, Friday, 25 February 2011 15:54 (3 years ago) Permalink

a few real votes for the credible face of landfill plus a few 'I thought we were voting for best'?

portrait of velleity (woof), Friday, 25 February 2011 16:05 (3 years ago) Permalink

I think ilm's resident kate bush fan club voted futureheads as worst

Algerian Goalkeeper, Friday, 25 February 2011 16:09 (3 years ago) Permalink

nah - I love Kate Bush and I like them and their HoL cover.

Think Woof has the right idea something.

ENBB, Friday, 25 February 2011 16:10 (3 years ago) Permalink

2 years pass...

Guardian in "shooting fish in a barrel" shockah:

http://www.guardian.co.uk/music/poll/2013/jun/03/razorlight-johnny-borrell-solo-song-title

Neil S, Monday, 3 June 2013 11:42 (1 year ago) Permalink

2 months pass...

the album didnt sell much did it?

..it would have sounded about as heavy as Talulah Gosh. (Algerian Goalkeeper), Sunday, 4 August 2013 00:26 (11 months ago) Permalink

also this still makes me lol

It's quite impressive that even on a list containing Toploader, The Kooks and The View, Scouting For Girls are still the worst.

― nate woolls,

..it would have sounded about as heavy as Talulah Gosh. (Algerian Goalkeeper), Sunday, 4 August 2013 00:27 (11 months ago) Permalink

press release from stiff :

Stiff Records is proud to announce first week sales figures for its latest album - Johnny Borrell's 'Borrell 1' - of 594.

'Borrell 1' is the debut solo LP from the former Razorlight vocalist and is the first new album on the highly prolific Stiff Records since 2007.

That last album was the multi million-selling two-volume set, '30 Years Of Stiff Records' (although admittedly that was a free cover-mount with 'The "First week sales of 594 makes 'Borrell 1' the 15,678th best selling album of the year to date," comments a Stiff spokesperson. "So far we've achieved 0.00015% sales of Adele's '21' - and 0.03% sales of this week's No. 1 album from Jahmene Douglas - so we feel like it's all to play for as we move into the all-important week two."

"We might even break the Top 100."

mark e, Monday, 5 August 2013 12:46 (11 months ago) Permalink

7 months pass...

In February 2008, The Twang had their University of Surrey gig filmed and later broadcast on Channelbee. However this footage is no longer available due to Channelbee's demise.

nakhchivan, Sunday, 16 March 2014 03:17 (4 months ago) Permalink

ChannelBee was an internet television channel which launched on 5 July 2008. As from 20/11/09 Channelbee has ceased operating. ChannelBee is a new concept featuring new and topical content each day varying from comedy sketches to daily blogs and football. Television presenter Tim Lovejoy came up with the idea with some of his colleagues on Soccer AM, which he hosted alongside Helen Chamberlain for 11 years.

The original crew members at time of launch were Tim Lovejoy, John 'Fenners' Fendley, Neil 'The Square' Smythe, Joe 'Sheephead' Worsley, Robbie 'The Tramp' Knox, Jon Dyson, Chris 'The Vegetarian' Stott, Jadeen Singh and Gemma. This group has subsequently been added to as ChannelBee has expanded with new members Harriet Pulford, 'Bendy' Ben Lowe, Tony 'The Cockney' Watson and Jamie 'Sheps' Sheppard joining.

At the core of the website is the forum known as the Banter Pit where members talk about the Channel and other topics. Members can give feedback on content here and uniquely receive a response from the sites producers including Tim Lovejoy. There are also weekly competitions that in the past have had prizes including a PlayStation 3, football tickets and even the opportunity to come to the office, meet the team and enter a poker competition, the prize was won by longstanding member Sgt Bash.

nakhchivan, Sunday, 16 March 2014 03:17 (4 months ago) Permalink

those nicknames, so evocative

NI, Sunday, 16 March 2014 03:23 (4 months ago) Permalink

What the fuck are The Futureheads doing here?

Toni Braxton-Hicks (Turrican), Tuesday, 18 March 2014 03:00 (4 months ago) Permalink

mumford and sons 11

this band was around three years ago? ugh.

Daniel, Esq 2, Tuesday, 18 March 2014 03:02 (4 months ago) Permalink

Longer than that. Saw them open for Laura Marling back in 2008. (They were also her backing band.)

DonkeyTeeth, Tuesday, 18 March 2014 03:56 (4 months ago) Permalink

1 month passes...

This is the rest of the bill for the Libertines at Hyde Park: Maximo Park, The Enemy, Reverend And The Makers, The View, The Twang, The Rifles.

Imagine paying money to see that.

Matt DC, Friday, 25 April 2014 09:52 (3 months ago) Permalink

Hopefully 'The Rifles' aren't actually a band.

1 pONO 3v3Ry+h1n G!!!1 (dog latin), Friday, 25 April 2014 09:56 (3 months ago) Permalink

Spiritualized and The Pogues are on this as well, but they have some degree of critical respect so it's less of a sitting target for social media yuksters if they're listed as well

From Tha Crouuuch To Da Palacios (DJ Mencap), Friday, 25 April 2014 10:18 (3 months ago) Permalink

as well, as well

From Tha Crouuuch To Da Palacios (DJ Mencap), Friday, 25 April 2014 10:18 (3 months ago) Permalink

spiritualized and the pogues make it no better

lex pretend, Friday, 25 April 2014 10:36 (3 months ago) Permalink

ladies and gentlemen we are floating in waste

It's Pablum Time with (NickB), Friday, 25 April 2014 10:48 (3 months ago) Permalink

I don't actually mind Maximo Park. As for the rest of the bill, I'd rather listen to Cast and Ocean Colour Scene. In fact, I'd rather listen to Cast and Ocean Colour Scene that 95% of the bands in this poll, which says a lot about the level of quality we're dealing with here.

Toni Braxton-Hicks (Turrican), Friday, 25 April 2014 13:27 (3 months ago) Permalink

*than

Toni Braxton-Hicks (Turrican), Friday, 25 April 2014 13:27 (3 months ago) Permalink

Premier League predictions: Lawro v Biffy Clyro singer Simon Neil

BBC Sport's football expert Mark Lawrenson is pitting his wits against a different guest each week this season.

His opponent for the weekend's Premier League fixtures is Biffy Clyro frontman Simon Neil.

Neil is backing all of the Premier League's top three of Liverpool, Chelsea and Manchester City to win this weekend, but thinks the title race is now a foregone conclusion.

Little Saint Hugh of Lincoln (nakhchivan), Saturday, 3 May 2014 16:06 (2 months ago) Permalink

Forgot Elbow.

brotherlovesdub, Saturday, 3 May 2014 18:36 (2 months ago) Permalink

2 months pass...

nme overestimates my ability to forget to a tragic extent

Merdeyeux, Tuesday, 29 July 2014 16:14 (Yesterday) Permalink

familiar with 56% of those names, perhaps a third to a half of those could remember something else about them, a song name or a racism furore or suchlike

Little Saint Hugh of Lincoln (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 29 July 2014 16:35 (Yesterday) Permalink

what does it mean that joe lean and the jing jang jong couldnt even get on this list? their wikipedia page still links to their official website http://www.jingjangjong.com/

Little Saint Hugh of Lincoln (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 29 July 2014 16:39 (Yesterday) Permalink

i think both the first futureheads album and the first rakes album are classics (haven't listened to the latter in years tbh but i fucked heavy w/ it when i was 17)

The Rakes holds up for me, in the same way the new We Are Scientists is great, if you're a fan. Checking now, looks like the follow-up, Ten New Messages, escaped my radar. Will snag that soon.

the body of a spider... (scampering alpaca), Tuesday, 29 July 2014 17:42 (Yesterday) Permalink

Milburn Formed in Sheffield in 2001, Milburn’s cheeky chappy tunes (check out the rattling clatter of ‘Lipstick Lickin’) might not have stood the test of time, but they can at least claim their place in the indie history books for helping to inspire mates and local peers Arctic Monkeys to crack on with it. One for the team then, eh boys?

"Crack on with the cheeky chappy tunes boys, we need to create a self-sacrificing cheeky chappy wind for The Artic Monkeys success!"

xelab, Tuesday, 29 July 2014 18:23 (Yesterday) Permalink

it is because I've got adblock on or is the photo for no. 11 the most 'couldnt be arsed' GIS ever?

kinder, Tuesday, 29 July 2014 18:27 (Yesterday) Permalink

i know a bunch of people like rattling good cheeky chappy tunes but i have no fucking idea why

Daphnis Celesta, Tuesday, 29 July 2014 18:53 (Yesterday) Permalink

was thinking this on the Kasabian thread, there are whole moods or vibes in music that are wholly alien and ugly to me

Daphnis Celesta, Tuesday, 29 July 2014 18:55 (Yesterday) Permalink

Poor Mooney Suzuki (#13 although these numbers appear to be entirely meaningless). I liked you, you do not belong on this list. Although I think you've entirely merged with The Modey Lemon in my head so maybe I didn't like you after all.

White Rose Movement (#22): not very good, but I liked this one single by their probably even more forgotten 90s incarnation Arturo

the ghosts of dead pom-bears (a passing spacecadet), Tuesday, 29 July 2014 20:23 (Yesterday) Permalink

Aw, I loved Arturo. I, too, own like one single by them, but it was a bloody great single.

Branwell with an N, Tuesday, 29 July 2014 20:35 (Yesterday) Permalink

Wow, that is actually a completely different Arturo single than the one I had! And it's amazing! It's that "your lips are just like mine, tripped out on the Circle Line" one that I could never find. Loved that song.

Branwell with an N, Tuesday, 29 July 2014 20:37 (Yesterday) Permalink

I remember 100% of the bands in that article. Even possibly more worrying is that I probably own records by 80% of em. Transgressive seemed like a really exciting label for a moment there

arturo still sound great to me, both singles are ace. I found a promo with a couple of extra tracks a few years ago, shame they never finished an lp

doodle cock-up (electricsound), Tuesday, 29 July 2014 21:18 (Yesterday) Permalink

fuck the hate.
i still love the departure album.
that said, i had not heard interpol or editors by that time.
most of the rest can swing.
and yes, that's from someone who owns well over 60% of the list.
ok, i paid for none of it as i had a crappy website, and labels threw stuff at me.
i care not, it was a glorious time to be a cheapskate online presence ..
just a shame most of the music was so shyte.

mark e, Tuesday, 29 July 2014 22:59 (Yesterday) Permalink

The Grates have made three albums, actually, contrary to that article's suggestion. The third one was pretty decent as well.

uxorious gazumping (monotony), Tuesday, 29 July 2014 23:11 (Yesterday) Permalink

I finally made it to the end of the list, and it does seem genuinely unfair lumping in The Long Blondes and Pipettes with the rest of that crap. But if they hadn't, there would have been no women at all. (OK, exactly 2.) I don't even know if that's good or bad!

Branwell with an N, Tuesday, 29 July 2014 23:12 (Yesterday) Permalink

i still listen to pull tiger tail, chalets & dogs on the reg, they each had a couple of really good tracks (stop laughing)

dogs die in hot cars album is great too

doodle cock-up (electricsound), Tuesday, 29 July 2014 23:14 (Yesterday) Permalink

"Now [The Chalets] make up two thirds of buzzy garage band The September Girls" - have thus learned something mildly interesting from this list, aside from wondering how you have two thirds of a five-piece band

for sale: Bebe's boots, never worn (DJ Mencap), Tuesday, 29 July 2014 23:17 (Yesterday) Permalink

i fucking hate that dogs die in hot cars album, and i normally love c.langer and winstanley productions.

re the grates .. i have an album in the archive, no idea if album #1 or #3, all i hear is second rate grunge.

also, the long blondes/pipettes should not be on this list.

mark e, Tuesday, 29 July 2014 23:19 (Yesterday) Permalink

note :
my blocking s/w stopped me from seeing most of the list ..
i got about 20 in and then the number left to view went down with each album.
so, i have no idea re the late entries ..

mark e, Tuesday, 29 July 2014 23:21 (Yesterday) Permalink

same here...the Chalets and Pipettes were a lot better than the bands I did see listed

dem bow dem bow need calcium (seandalai), Wednesday, 30 July 2014 00:03 (4 hours ago) Permalink

(#13 although these numbers appear to be entirely meaningless)

the opening paragraph says "Here’s our favourite 50", i guess the poor sap writing it fell apart before his stream of consciousness splurge was quite over.

Merdeyeux, Wednesday, 30 July 2014 00:50 (4 hours ago) Permalink

Pipettes were good (at least before Rose left). Love her solo album.

uxorious gazumping (monotony), Wednesday, 30 July 2014 01:09 (3 hours ago) Permalink

Grates' early stuff was pretty trashy punkpop but the most recent album iirc was more restrained and delicate.

uxorious gazumping (monotony), Wednesday, 30 July 2014 01:10 (3 hours ago) Permalink

"Now [The Chalets] make up two thirds of buzzy garage band The September Girls" - have thus learned something mildly interesting from this list, aside from wondering how you have two thirds of a five-piece band

― for sale: Bebe's boots, never worn (DJ Mencap), Tuesday, July 29, 2014 7:17 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

it's just the vocalists. also the album is somewhat disappointing

katherine, Wednesday, 30 July 2014 04:44 (19 minutes ago) Permalink


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