You are a guest in someone's home. You go to pee at 2am in the bathroom adjacent to your host's bedroom. Do you flush and risk waking your host or leave the pee in the toliet til morning.

you fucking flush

please

like say my roomate across who considers it a courtesy that i be welcomed to a bowl of yellow and reeking peewater every morning. Good lookin out!! xp

Surmounter otm

across the hall

yeah flush. i have never been woken up in the night by someone flushing the toilet

Flush, because I can't see a reasonable host getting annoyed that you went to the bathroom (if they wake at all), but I can definitely see them getting agitated the next morning by non-flushing.

Basically it's a choice between something that might be slightly annoying versus something that's definitely really annoying.

Of COURSE you flush!!!!!! what the shit

Of course I don't know much about the customs of Greenland, which is where I assume you must be staying if it's 2am

I don't have much to compare our customs to as I've never been off this block of ice.

My girlfriend yells at me when I flush when I pee in the middle of the night, actually whenever. Flushing is reserved for shits apparently.

So are you actually posting from the bathroom? Whatever you decide, take a cell phone picture and send it to us!

How do you reassure your spouse after said spouse has shared a bed with a masturbating college friend without dissolving into a fit of hysterical laughter?

just tell her you're hanging a fat hairy turd

xposts

Jim if your turds strip hair I dont wanna know what you've been eating.

What if it's weak water pressure and you end up having to flush 3 times or more to get all the piss down? NOW how do you feel?

i had a girlfriend that lived with two other chicks. One was of the "if it's yellow, let it mellow" school of thought. the other two (incl the gf) felt differently.

You pee in a Snapple jar that you brought with you in a suitcase.

Yeah an ex of mine was of that persuasion too. Ewch. xpost

That "let it mellow" adage is completely unforgiveable. Let it MELLOW?! It's not honey mead we're talking here, it's fucking urine.

The relative mellowness of the stuff is not really a concern.

we do have drought concerns in my part of the country, but still eww.

honey mead pee you say *rubs chin*

this guy's getting ideas!!

anyway, the answer here is clearly "piss in the sink"

wait, WES, what do you mean by "significant numbers on both sides of the issue"?

1 and 2

Ok, do NOT do number 2 in the sink.

i mean > 1% of the population thinks it's cool to leave pee in the bowl

hey emily good idea! xxxp

use a houseplant

Thanks, wanko!

I feel a swell of pride.

SO YOU CAN DRINK YOUR OWN URINE ON A DATE!!!!

not a good idea gershy sorry :(

you'll just have to pee again in an hour

i could see maybe if you're staying with conservationists and you also are very hydrated so your pee is pretty innocuous AND you'd wake their colicy infant therefore keeping them awake for the next 2 hours.

beware the tides of marchy asparagus piss.

one of my ex-roomies who was hardcore earth first vegan water/trees before roommates would leave big gnarly floater turds in our toilet. my gf at the time would, not notice, pee, drop tons of toilet paper in there, flip out upon realizing her screw up and/or totally being grossed out at the proximity of it all and then inevitably end up flushing like 4 times to get the beaver to stop bobbing and actually begin it's species' nightly migration into the sewage chutes.

nowadays my wife flips out cause my boys are pretty quick to take a piss and move on without flushing. (they're too young and still kind of new to the whole affair...) i keep telling her, "dude, i told you we should've got that place with the stand up jon.... but no!!!"

'the beaver'????

platypus
weasel

oh, you mongrels and your platypi

all poisonous and shit

you know what i hate? people who have signs in their bathroom reading

"IF IT'S YELLOW LET IT MELLOW"
"IF IT'S BROWN FLUSH IT DOWN"

PEOPLE DO THIS?!?!

and a sign on the door that says "here 'tis"

OH MY GOD, WHAT?

when i was at a sleepover birthday party, age ten, the parents had a yellow/mellow brown/down sign. nobody flushed all night long, and come morning we all crowded into the room to look at the radioactively-tinged water.

friggin gro-a-ss

Yeah, that doesn't sound very mellow.

I never understood the "Here 'tis" signs, wtf do they mean?

Also, furry toilet LID covers. WTF people. It gets all skanky and gets pee on it.

Its so Kath and Kim.

Also the cushioned vinyl seat covers. They are a) comfy and b) not so cold as porcelain or plastic, but seem... yes skanky. (more porous I guess?)

pee in an arc over your hosts bed and out the window (open)

I have pictures of pleasant serene things and fluffy fluffy towels in my bathroom. Adages about the evacuation of waste are TOTALLY unwelcome in my home.

but seem... yes skanky. (more porous I guess?)

i don't know that there's hard science behind it, they're just white trash as hell.

I have funker vogt posters and arthouse cinema posters.

In the toilet that is, we have seperate loos in homes here (much of the time). I hate bathrooms with the toilet in the bathroom. Icky.

as long as it's a clean toilet, i have no worries about that. Also, I have no choice in the matter, because I'm not much the custom-building-a-house type.

we have seperate loos in homes here (much of the time)

I really didn't know that... how does that work, exactly? Are they adjoining rooms, maybe with one door leading to another, or are they totally separate rooms both coming off the hallway?

The latter :)

Well, often. Sometimes the former.

Or the loo will be off the laundry room.

well that just sounds like excessive shame, in the last case there. Like, here, you get to poo over near the cat box, you dirty creature.

for a real treat, go in the cat box

srsly, though, the toilet being in a totally separate room makes perfect sense. Anyone who has ever lived in a home with more humans than bathrooms knows how irritating it is to have wait for someone to finish showering before you can pee.

and occasionally you'll have to shower in a cloud of your own stank which feels like toiling in vain.

?

dude, flush it down. we've covered this. ;)

Zactky! lol xpost

Mind you its fun when you flush and someones in the shower and you hear AAAAAAAAAAAAARGH OWWWW.

that only happens in movies and Australia

I mean, I've made some stinkies in my day, but never to the point that a steamy shower and shampoo and soap didn't totally trump it inside of a minute.

uhhh this is flush and it's not even close

yeah seriously

I like these d&d/Zork style second-person thread titles