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Liberal Mayor Michael Bloomberg becomes an independent after claiming that the United States is "really in trouble,"[4] fueling speculation that this pro-gay, pro-abortion and anti-Second Amendment politician will waste his personal fortune on seeking the presidency. The Democratic Party is terrified because he would split their pro-gay, pro-abortion and anti-gun vote!

― Billy Dods, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 21:55 (5 years ago) Permalink

nervous.jpg

― Curt1s Stephens, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 21:56 (5 years ago) Permalink

If the Conservapedia says it, it must be true!

This is seriously going to simplify my life x1000.

― Sara R-C, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 21:57 (5 years ago) Permalink

Thatcher stood up against the powerful Labour Party unions, thus encouraging the British coal and newspaper industries
Thatcher stood up against the powerful Labour Party unions, thus encouraging the British coal and newspaper industries
Thatcher stood up against the powerful Labour Party unions, thus encouraging the British coal and newspaper industries
Thatcher stood up against the powerful Labour Party unions, thus encouraging the British coal and newspaper industries
Thatcher stood up against the powerful Labour Party unions, thus encouraging the British coal and newspaper industries
Thatcher stood up against the powerful Labour Party unions, thus encouraging the British coal and newspaper industries
Thatcher stood up against the powerful Labour Party unions, thus encouraging the British coal and newspaper industries
Thatcher stood up against the powerful Labour Party unions, thus encouraging the British coal and newspaper industries
Thatcher stood up against the powerful Labour Party unions, thus encouraging the British coal and newspaper industries
Thatcher stood up against the powerful Labour Party unions, thus encouraging the British coal and newspaper industries
Thatcher stood up against the powerful Labour Party unions, thus encouraging the British coal and newspaper industries
Thatcher stood up against the powerful Labour Party unions, thus encouraging the British coal and newspaper industries
Thatcher stood up against the powerful Labour Party unions, thus encouraging the British coal and newspaper industries

― Dom Passantino, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 22:01 (5 years ago) Permalink

lolll

4. A major difference between Liberalism and Conservatism is how much each group is willing to have its pronouncements checked, its actions reviewed and evaluated

― dmr, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 22:02 (5 years ago) Permalink

The LA Times praised our entries on the tuba.

Did it really prefer Conservapedias 88 word entry to Wikipedias 2,500 word entry?

― Billy Dods, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 22:03 (5 years ago) Permalink

― Curt1s Stephens, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 22:04 (5 years ago) Permalink

oh yeah, these guys. Phyllis Schafly's kid runs this.

our previous threads related to Conservapedia:

Things for kingfish to post snarky threads about

The thread for niche clones of popular websites(e.g. Wikipedia, Myspace, etc)

― kingfish, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 22:05 (5 years ago) Permalink

When the Clintons left the White House, they were accused of taking furniture that belonged not to them, but to the White House.[19] Stealing is a violation of the ten commandments, regardless of the circumstances.

― Billy Dods, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 22:05 (5 years ago) Permalink

I can't think of Phyllis Shlafly without thinking of that Bloom County joke about her "new" organization (LAW - Ladies Against Women)

― Shakey Mo Collier, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 22:06 (5 years ago) Permalink

As Amazon.com said in a review of a book of Harry Hay's writings, he "is the acknowledged father…of the modern gay liberation movement." As a Communist Party of the United States (CPUSA) organizer, he turned out "essays, position papers, critical studies, and manifestos concerning what it means to be gay in the world." [1]

― Curt1s Stephens, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 22:14 (5 years ago) Permalink

― Curt1s Stephens, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 22:16 (5 years ago) Permalink

I can't excerpt just one part of this: http://www.conservapedia.com/Socialism

― Sundar, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 22:45 (5 years ago) Permalink

The only reference cited for the entry on "social democracy": ↑ Road to Serfdom, Friedrich A. Hayek, Reader's Digest Condensed Version, April 1945, pg. 36.

― Sundar, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 22:47 (5 years ago) Permalink

I love the "FEMINISM" one.

― Trayce, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 22:47 (5 years ago) Permalink

Wait, is there actually truth to this?: In Britain, Catholics are discriminated [3] against by being barred from holding certain offices associated with the post of Prime Minister.

xpost Ooh, let me check that out.

― Sundar, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 22:48 (5 years ago) Permalink

Liberal conspiracy theorist Michael Moore apparently became so paranoid that he hid a master of his new movie "Sicko" outside of the country. "True that you hid a master of the movie?" Moore: "Yes. We, we took a master copy of the movie out of the country ...."

Nice editing.

― Trayce, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 22:52 (5 years ago) Permalink

...the United States has tended to reject socialism as an ideological position. In other parts of the world, such as Europe, Africa, Asia, and South and Central America, there has generally been more explicit support for socialism as a doctrine, and socialist parties have been among the most successful political forces of the last 100 years.

In other parts of the world, such as THE ENTIRE PLANET EXCEPT CANADA, THE FROZEN WASTELANDS OF ANTARCTICA, AND SOME LITTLE ISLANDS...

― Nasty, Brutish & Short, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 22:53 (5 years ago) Permalink

"Creationist scientists assert that evolutionists have had over 140 years to find a transitional fossil and nothing approaching a conclusive transitional form has ever been found and that only a handful of highly doubtful examples of transitional fossils exist."

Creationist scientists!

― jposnan, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 23:02 (5 years ago) Permalink

haha that is the article i went to first

― river wolf, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 23:03 (5 years ago) Permalink

I have to say the one above looked like a case of vandalism, rather than freaksih America-centric lack of self-awareness. I'm convinced it is vandalism now that I've found this entry:

There are so many drugs on the streets of Britain, "not even the dealers know them all". Popular drugs on the streets of London include "Triple-sods", "Yellow Bentines" and "Clarky Cat".

David Amess MP, the Conservative Member of Parliament for Basildon, warned against the dangers of an Eastern European drug called Cake, and went as far as to ask a question about it in Parliament. The drug affects an area of the brain called "Shatner's Bassoon" and is frequently referred to as "a made-up drug" (a drug not made from plants but made up from chemicals).

― Nasty, Brutish & Short, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 23:03 (5 years ago) Permalink

hahahah Shatner's Bassoon!!! omg

― Shakey Mo Collier, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 23:04 (5 years ago) Permalink

"Shatner's Bassoon" !!!!

― Trayce, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 23:05 (5 years ago) Permalink

I love it.

― Trayce, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 23:05 (5 years ago) Permalink

I love this:
To this day politicians avoid growing beards due to how that alienates voters reminded of the hippies, whom many voters would never support.

― Nasty, Brutish & Short, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 23:05 (5 years ago) Permalink

i haven't bothered finishing it...i liked how they deftly ignored (at the point i stopped reading) molecular evidence for evolution. also: pretty sure the reason fossil evidence is scanty is because, you know the earth has done and been through quite a lot over the last few hundred million years, so actually finding ANY fossils seems like a treat

― river wolf, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 23:06 (5 years ago) Permalink

These people are terrifying:

Homosexuality constitutes a parasitic relationship with society. Homosexuals consume resources while performing none of the necessary obligations of an organism within a species (i.e. - reproduction). Homosexuality's existence is a threat to the continued existnce of the human race, and must be dealt with appropriately.

― Nasty, Brutish & Short, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 23:13 (5 years ago) Permalink

(obviously I'm not saying homosexuals are terrifying)

― Nasty, Brutish & Short, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 23:13 (5 years ago) Permalink

"dealt with appropriately?"

*shudder*

― river wolf, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 23:17 (5 years ago) Permalink

yeah, y'know, turned into something useful for society like soap or lampshades

― Shakey Mo Collier, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 23:18 (5 years ago) Permalink

Many of the entries are taken from a homeschooler encyclopedia cdrom.

― kingfish, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 23:21 (5 years ago) Permalink

Homosexuals consume resources while performing none of the necessary obligations of an organism within a species (i.e. - reproduction).

FFS. So childless women are also parasites? THANK YOU CONSERVAPEDIA I FEEL SO MUCH BETTER.

― Trayce, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 23:23 (5 years ago) Permalink

― Phil D., Wednesday, 20 June 2007 23:26 (5 years ago) Permalink

Again, these are the people that Chris Hedges writes about.

― kingfish, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 23:28 (5 years ago) Permalink

http://www.rationalwiki.com/wiki/Chupacabra

― abanana, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 23:30 (5 years ago) Permalink

I actually read a thing in a Chilean local paper's website about a Chupacabra being loose a few weeks ago. It's just used to mean a random beast or disease that is killing local goats though. But still quite quaint usage.

― jim, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 23:33 (5 years ago) Permalink

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Conservapedia

― kingfish, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 23:36 (5 years ago) Permalink

just checking that you mericans knows that that stuff in http://www.conservapedia.com/Drugs that "Nasty, Brutish & Short" quotes (shatner's bassoon et al) is from Brass Eye http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brass_Eye on drugs

― Alan, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 23:37 (5 years ago) Permalink

Yeah, that one sounded pretty familiar.

― kingfish, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 23:56 (5 years ago) Permalink

Yeah the cake thing rang a bell.

― Trayce, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 23:57 (5 years ago) Permalink

I was just going to post the Brass Eye info, except I seemed to have left this page open on my browser for about 20 minutes without replying, and so 'tis not even truly an xpost.

― emil.y, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 23:57 (5 years ago) Permalink

there have been 2-year xposts on ILX before

― Curt1s Stephens, Thursday, 21 June 2007 02:21 (5 years ago) Permalink

I remember that!

Still boggling at the 5-second excelsior tho.

― Trayce, Thursday, 21 June 2007 02:28 (5 years ago) Permalink

I haven't gone there, but this all looks like "Onion" style 'satire' or is that stating the bleedin obv?

― Mark G, Thursday, 21 June 2007 08:47 (5 years ago) Permalink

I am creating a conservapedia account with a new gmail address simply so I can provide a citation to tha Hansard where David Ames asks the question. here btw

― Ed, Thursday, 21 June 2007 08:49 (5 years ago) Permalink

Just read the Wiki.. guess not.

― Mark G, Thursday, 21 June 2007 08:52 (5 years ago) Permalink

Disco was a flamboyant style of gay dance music in the 70s. Disco parties were noted for their outrageous clothes, drug use, and flashing lights.

Disco music was generally made by studio engineers using session musicians, and was pressed onto 12-inch singles, an innovation which allowed for high-fidelity recorded music over a large sound system. The name derives from the French word "Discotheque", a place for playing records.

TOO GAY FOR AMERICA

― 31g, Thursday, 21 June 2007 09:16 (5 years ago) Permalink

Lennon subsequently apologized for those remarks.[Citation Needed]

― 31g, Thursday, 21 June 2007 09:17 (5 years ago) Permalink

It (Conservapedia) is not funny anymore ;_; It's just depressingly stupid.

― Pashmina, Thursday, 21 June 2007 09:18 (5 years ago) Permalink

http://www.conservapedia.com/Golf

― latebloomer, Thursday, 21 June 2007 09:48 (5 years ago) Permalink

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=ehQD_-m40Tg

― I had such a fontasy (stevie), Saturday, 29 December 2012 16:55 (4 months ago) Permalink

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Bea Arthur in the Stars Wars Holiday Special

― tokyo rosemary, Monday, 31 December 2012 01:17 (4 months ago) Permalink

no doubt true

― it burns when 1p3 (goole), Monday, 31 December 2012 16:30 (4 months ago) Permalink

Colbert totally clowned this Schlafly fool on his show.

http://www.colbertnation.com/the-colbert-report-videos/258144/december-08-2009/andy-schlafly

― Poliopolice, Monday, 31 December 2012 17:26 (4 months ago) Permalink

Hugo Chavez, who likely died in December, may be sworn into office in a private ceremony. [1]
As long as the liberal media play along with this leftist scam, the Venezuelan people will never know the truth.

― Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 6 January 2013 03:53 (4 months ago) Permalink

"Equine Assisted Psychotherapy": Christendom needs to stop horsing around with homosexuality and rip out pro-homosexuality ideology at its roots.[10]

But there is one thing for certain partner, John Wayne was not gay!

― Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 6 January 2013 03:54 (4 months ago) Permalink

Homosexuality is reportedly on the increase in Kabwe, Zambia and residents have called on police to curb the vice. Night club owners are being asked to bar a group of known sodomites from entering their premises before people’s morals are compromised.[31]

Thank God for efforts to get at one of the root causes of rebellion to Scripture. [32]

― Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 6 January 2013 03:55 (4 months ago) Permalink

Conservapedia proven right in predicting that Tim Tebow's replacement by Overrated Sports Star Peyton Manning was a mistake. Manning threw two interceptions to enable a weaker opponent to win, in a game Tebow won last year against a stronger team. [5]

― Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 13 January 2013 05:05 (4 months ago) Permalink

Conservapedia is from a world where only members of one team pray to God to win beforehand.

― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Sunday, 13 January 2013 08:38 (4 months ago) Permalink

Th winning team

― mh, Sunday, 13 January 2013 16:23 (4 months ago) Permalink

Lol leeeeeeeeet's just gloss over the 70 yard TD the Donkies gave up with less than a minute to play, clearly this was all Manning's fault, Conservapedia

― NINO CARTER, Sunday, 13 January 2013 16:25 (4 months ago) Permalink

Best of the public quarterback Colin Kaepernick -- an adoption success story -- breaks records in leading the 49ers to a huge victory. [5]

― Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 13 January 2013 23:36 (4 months ago) Permalink

YOU PRO-LIFERS COULDA HURT THEIR SUPER BOWL CHANCES THIS YEAR

― NINO CARTER, Monday, 14 January 2013 00:16 (4 months ago) Permalink

This is pathetic: Tom Brady, favorite of the lamestream media, is humiliated by the Ravens and resorted to a dirty tactic as he slid in cowardice. [21] The NFL needs Tim Tebow more than ever.

― Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 26 January 2013 01:19 (3 months ago) Permalink

omg dudes i think i found an old right/dissident right/white nationalist version of conservapedia!

http://en.metapedia.org/

― goole, Thursday, 7 February 2013 22:09 (3 months ago) Permalink

http://en.metapedia.org/wiki/Metapedia:Mission_statement

Metapedia:Mission statement

Being able to present one’s own definitions of concepts as well as interpretations of various phenomena and historical events is a vital part of every metapolitical and cultural struggle. This is more important than ever in these modern times, where many concepts have been distorted and lost their original meaning – which can be regarded as a result of our political opponents’ successful cultural struggle.

The possibility to influence the language is vital if you want to shape people’s world view. The Frankfurt School and their ideological heirs are good examples in this regard, and have been very successful in stigmatizing previously natural and sound values and attitudes and making them seem pathological by inventing and popularizing concepts such as “xenophobia” and the like. This clearly illustrates the power of language and words, and it is therefore important that we start re-conquering our languages.

Another important purpose of Metapedia is to become a web resource for pro-European activists. Metapedia makes it easy for our cadres to expand their knowledge on various important subjects, and also functions as a searchable reference.

Furthermore Metapedia gives us the opportunity to present a more balanced and fair image of the pro-European struggle for the general public as well as for academics, who until now have been dependent on strongly biased and hostile “researchers” like Searchlight, Anti-Defamation League, Southern Poverty Law Center, Simon Wiesenthal Centre, and such.

Metapedia welcomes those who willing to contribute constructively to this noble effort.

― goole, Thursday, 7 February 2013 22:10 (3 months ago) Permalink

Did you know that...

…words like Nazi, anti-semite and conspiracy theory were all created by Jews as a means of thought control?

…on the eve of the Second World War, Charles Lindbergh warned us against racial suicide?

…National Socialist Germany conducted the first successful nuclear weapons test?

…Stanley Levison fundraiser for the Communist Party USA was Martin Luther King, Jr.'s handler and key advisor?

…Kathy Ainsworth, a pregnant school teacher, died in a staged FBI-ADL assassination plot?

…the 1968 song Get Back by the Beatles was written originally as a protest against Pakistani immigration into Great Britain?

…social and political commentator William L. Pierce predicted the 9/11 attacks in April 2001? [7] [8]

…Israel’s Mossad was responsible for the 2001 anthrax attacks as revealed in the article The Anthrax Mystery: Solved?

…Swedish journalist Donald Bostrom wrote an exposé on Jewish human organ harvesting?

― goole, Thursday, 7 February 2013 22:11 (3 months ago) Permalink

yep i knew all those things

― Mordy, Thursday, 7 February 2013 22:12 (3 months ago) Permalink

i had considered you to be a pro-european activist tbh

― goole, Thursday, 7 February 2013 22:13 (3 months ago) Permalink

Totally knew about "Get Back".

― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 8 February 2013 00:56 (3 months ago) Permalink

social and political activist William L. Pierce

LOL

― available for sporting events (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Friday, 8 February 2013 01:03 (3 months ago) Permalink

The original version of "Get Back" was meant ironically as a protest against Enoch Powell, right?

― EveningStar (Sund4r), Friday, 8 February 2013 01:06 (3 months ago) Permalink

And it morphed from there into a song about transvestite drug dealers.

― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 8 February 2013 01:10 (3 months ago) Permalink

Mitt Romney is a speaker at CPAC ???!!! [1]
Suggested title for his talk: "Maybe social issues are important after all."

― Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 21 February 2013 05:15 (3 months ago) Permalink

yes, the original lyrics of 'get back' were definitely satirical -- more here:

http://www.beatlesbible.com/songs/get-back/

― (The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Thursday, 21 February 2013 05:33 (3 months ago) Permalink

this whole article, lol. "It was founded by Morris Dees and Joseph J Levin—the former a cosmopolitan mercenary accused in court of child molestation,[1] the latter a confirmed Jew." a confirmed jew!!

― chilli, Thursday, 21 February 2013 07:33 (3 months ago) Permalink

especially like the mini ✡ and ☭ they have as footnotes to peoples' names

― chilli, Thursday, 21 February 2013 07:34 (3 months ago) Permalink

Conservapedia is proven right: HUGO CHAVEZ IS DEAD, and the lamestream media finally admit it. [1]
Liberal denial crashes again.

― Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 6 March 2013 02:42 (2 months ago) Permalink

fuck that liberal media who thought he would never die

― ≪江南Style≫ (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 6 March 2013 02:55 (2 months ago) Permalink

2 weeks pass...

http://www.conservapedia.com/Limousine_liberal

― Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 24 March 2013 18:19 (2 months ago) Permalink

I see your limousine liberal and raise you a champagne socialist.

― Another turning point, a stork fuck in the road (ledge), Sunday, 24 March 2013 18:29 (2 months ago) Permalink

http://www.conservapedia.com/Deaths_directly_attributed_to_the_liberal_media

― Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 24 March 2013 19:22 (2 months ago) Permalink

John Wayne Gacy (March 17, 1942 – May 10, 1994) was a liberal Democrat 1970s serial killer. He was convicted and later executed for the rape and murder of 33 boys and young men, 29 of whom he buried in the crawl space under his house, between 1972 and his arrest in December 1978. In an interview where he denied killing any of his victims, John Gacy said he was bisexual and "very liberal".[2] Gacy was also a Democratic Party activist who had his picture taken with Rosalynn Carter after being given Secret Service clearance.[3] At the time of the picture, Gacy had several victims hidden in his home.[4]

― Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 24 March 2013 19:26 (2 months ago) Permalink