Batman Begins: The Thread

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i wanna see david lynch's version of batman.

latebloomer: Pain Don't Hurt (latebloomer), Tuesday, 7 June 2005 16:58 (eighteen years ago) link

Yeah, movies about unexploited spandex properties would be neat, but:

A) there's a bit of the cypherish blandness to a lot of the non-big comic properties as a result of their lack of, um, bigness (and by "non-big", I mean the characters in the Marvel / DC universes that serve as the Special Guest Stars in the books featuring the characters that are raking in the hundreds of millions);

B) no doubt the (presumed lack of) success of recent property-born superhero flicks (cf. Blade: Trinity & Ang Lee's Hulk & Elektra & Daredevil) would limit the $$$$ studios want to budget for these type of mid-level things (barring involvement of a Cruise / Soderbergh-type), which would probably relegate such works to Sci-Fi Channel purgatory (HELLO MAN-THING!);

C) in light of the success of The Incredibles, studios will probably opt to "politely borrow" from these mid-level properties in creating their own version of, say, the Silver Surfer, as it's more cost-effective, and the opportunity to sucker in non-comic folk (where the box office receipts really lie) who could give two squirts about the source material trumps the $$$$ lost from folks who feel their favorite character has been slighted and maligned by the Hollywood machine;

D) Characters like Batman and Spidey (and Superman!) have enough substance to them to carry the burden of fifteen bazillion sequels, and as long as quality folk are attached to the making of these fifteen bazillion flicks, I'm all for Hollywood pumping them out like Play-Doh snakes; I don't know that a Ghost Rider or GREEN LANTERN CORPS (eeesh) has that sort of innate substance to be able to justify even one flick worth a damn.

Also, this is soooooo nitpicky, but be careful conflating "super-hero" w/ "comic book", unless we're going to raise our pinkies from our wedgewood demitasses and call the source material for American Splendor and Ghost World "graphic novels".

David R. (popshots75`), Tuesday, 7 June 2005 17:01 (eighteen years ago) link

Live action Roger the Dodger.

http://ia.imdb.com/media/imdb/01/I/89/00/12m.jpg

s1ocki (slutsky), Tuesday, 7 June 2005 17:01 (eighteen years ago) link

Also:

CHRIS TUCKER IS MR. SINISTER
CHRIS TUCKER IS MR. SINISTER
CHRIS TUCKER IS MR. SINISTER
CHRIS TUCKER IS MR. SINISTER
CHRIS TUCKER IS MR. SINISTER
CHRIS TUCKER IS MR. SINISTER
CHRIS TUCKER IS MR. SINISTER

David R. (popshots75`), Tuesday, 7 June 2005 17:02 (eighteen years ago) link

When someone has the balls to put this scene in a Batman movie, then I'll buy into the franchise. Until then, GIVE ME ONE BREAK.

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y298/hukl/batspank.jpg

Huk-L, Tuesday, 7 June 2005 17:08 (eighteen years ago) link

DaveR - all joking aside - I am *kind of* serious about the Dr. Strange thing. Sure, I guess he's not as instantly iconic as the Batman/Spiderman/Superman troika (who's iconic media status is really mostly attributable to their having been adapted so many times into so many media), but there is a good movie to be made w/that character, somewhere in there. The success of Harry Potter/Lord of the Rings has primed the pre-adolescent pump full of magic and hoodoo, here's a character that could build nicely on that - and would benefit from an arty, "serious" treatment as well. Visually there's all sorts of jumping-off points to potentially interesting film interpretations, there's the asian/mysticism/kung-fu angle, and there's the old pulp/detective novel trope of a "bad man atoning for his sins by doing good"... in the right hands, a kickass movie could be made from this material...

Shakey Mo Collier, Tuesday, 7 June 2005 17:09 (eighteen years ago) link

SMC: See Constantine.

Huk-L, Tuesday, 7 June 2005 17:11 (eighteen years ago) link

HUK-L OTFM

latebloomer: Pain Don't Hurt (latebloomer), Tuesday, 7 June 2005 17:13 (eighteen years ago) link

Huk I don't watch Keanu Reeves movies.

Shakey Mo Collier, Tuesday, 7 June 2005 17:14 (eighteen years ago) link

I agree, in theory, though, that there are probably some really, really good smaller movies to be made from the lesser-known superheroes. The trouble is, those projects usually become Birds of Prey.

Huk-L, Tuesday, 7 June 2005 17:15 (eighteen years ago) link

(also Constantine is a peculiarly Western/Christian creation - saints, demons, redemption, hell, etc. all figure strongly in his "world". Dr. Strange, otoh, is unquestionably more Asian in character)

Shakey Mo Collier, Tuesday, 7 June 2005 17:17 (eighteen years ago) link

ihttp://www.dancefreak.com/batman/Img_2785.jpg

Jams Murphy (ystrickler), Tuesday, 7 June 2005 17:17 (eighteen years ago) link

Constantine was fine, but it would've been better if the studio just did a chain-smoking-mystic movie starring Keanu Reeves and Rachel Weisz w/out dragging a DC property (and their fans!) into the morass.

David R. (popshots75`), Tuesday, 7 June 2005 17:18 (eighteen years ago) link

I like vampire dude on the left, very appropriate.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 7 June 2005 17:19 (eighteen years ago) link

Did Steel fans feel the same way about the Shaq movie?

Huk-L, Tuesday, 7 June 2005 17:19 (eighteen years ago) link

"Steel fans"

David R. (popshots75`), Tuesday, 7 June 2005 17:32 (eighteen years ago) link

OK, that's the last "ironic scare quote bullshit maneuver" I'll do for the next 5 minutes.

David R. (popshots75`), Tuesday, 7 June 2005 17:32 (eighteen years ago) link

HUK-L OTFM

-- latebloomer: Pain Don't Hurt (posercore24...), June 7th, 2005.

to clarify, i was agreeing with his enthsiasm for this:

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y298/hukl/batspank.jpg

latebloomer: Pain Don't Hurt (latebloomer), Tuesday, 7 June 2005 17:43 (eighteen years ago) link

Hoo-boy!

Huk-L, Tuesday, 7 June 2005 17:44 (eighteen years ago) link

This is the main reason to see it:

ihttp://wetmen.provocateuse.com/show.php/christian_bale

Alfred Soto (Alfred Soto), Tuesday, 7 June 2005 18:01 (eighteen years ago) link

Wow, didn't even know there was a comics forum.

Completely Optimistic Batman Begins Anticipation Thread

Pete Scholtes, Tuesday, 7 June 2005 18:02 (eighteen years ago) link

Oh wow.

Huk-L, Tuesday, 7 June 2005 18:03 (eighteen years ago) link

Wow was polite.

Pete Scholtes, Tuesday, 7 June 2005 18:20 (eighteen years ago) link

I am totally impressed with Bale's read of the character as posted on that thread. He is absolutely right that no actor has ever nailed the character (I mean, c'mon Michael Keaton? puhleeeeze. the best things about the Burton Batman movies are almost completely independent of Keaton)

Shakey Mo Collier, Tuesday, 7 June 2005 18:23 (eighteen years ago) link

Chris Tucker as Mr. Sinister? This is so funny I can’t even laugh about it. Or maybe it’s so funny it’s not funny at all. The X-Men movie this happens in, if it happens, will officially be the Marvel equivalent of that last Batman movie, and will have to feature Rosie O’Donnell as Nanny and, say, Lil Jon as Orphanmaker.

Raymond Cummings (Raymond Cummings), Tuesday, 7 June 2005 18:37 (eighteen years ago) link

Tori Spelling as Emma Frost

Leon C. (Ex Leon), Tuesday, 7 June 2005 18:43 (eighteen years ago) link

Notes about BB:

- Bale was well cast but not genius
- Holmes is worthless, except for her stunt nipples
- Caine was great
- Neeson was great
- Freeman plays himself, or whatever it is that he does on every film he's in
- Oldman was nearly unrecognizable
- C. Murphy was genius cast
- Wilkinson wasn't great
- the script was fairly great with only a few "ham it up for the retards" lines
- beautifully shot and directed

don weiner (don weiner), Tuesday, 7 June 2005 18:56 (eighteen years ago) link

stunt nipples!

sounds great. (OTM re: Morgan Freeman. so tired, so one-note. "let's get a token black guy in this movie" = his entire career)

Shakey Mo Collier, Tuesday, 7 June 2005 18:59 (eighteen years ago) link

How were Hauer and Watanabe?

Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 7 June 2005 19:01 (eighteen years ago) link

xpost

DR. STRANGE appears to be back in turnaround, despite a draft by David (Blade/Batman Begins/Ghost Rider/The Flash) Goyer. This is not surprising In Teh Current Climate, given that the lead wears tights and a cape, sports meticulously groomed facial hair, is generally persnickety, and lives in Greenwich Village with his Asian houseboy.

Nonetheless, I see Jennifer Tilly as Clea the Magic Beard.

SILVER SURFER is rumored to be moving forward again. Probably start from scratch, though Andrew Kevin Walker may have done a draft back in the last millenium and Vin Diesel once expressed interest. Dude, Radd!

And of course, Nic Cage IS Johnny Blaze. Which is a bit of a disappointment, as Clifford Smith would have been the natural choice.

And Paramount just scuttled WATCHMEN.

rogermexico (rogermexico), Tuesday, 7 June 2005 19:01 (eighteen years ago) link

Morgan Freeman. so tired, so one-note. "let's get a token black guy in this movie" = his entire career

Electric Company excepted, presumably

kyle (akmonday), Tuesday, 7 June 2005 19:03 (eighteen years ago) link

thank god, that Watchmen movie sounded more and more horrible the more I heard about it.

Clea the Magic Beard is my new children's band.

(I never saw Electric Company - I'm thinking more of the numerous token black guy/Uncle Tom roles he's played with what the Academy would probably call "a quiet dignity". Robin Hood, Unforgiven, Driving Miss Daisy, etc.)

Shakey Mo Collier, Tuesday, 7 June 2005 19:05 (eighteen years ago) link

(the one movie I thought he was truly great in was "Nurse Betty", a very weird, conflicted role)

Shakey Mo Collier, Tuesday, 7 June 2005 19:06 (eighteen years ago) link

How were Hauer and Watanabe?

they were minimal roles.

don weiner (don weiner), Tuesday, 7 June 2005 19:10 (eighteen years ago) link

Pity.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 7 June 2005 19:10 (eighteen years ago) link

Morgan Freeman IS Nick Fury

rogermexico (rogermexico), Tuesday, 7 June 2005 19:11 (eighteen years ago) link

Oldman was nearly unrecognizable

Is it just me, or is he actually very rarely recognizable? Like, I think the only time he was in a movie I realized it was him instantly was in Harry Potter.

nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 7 June 2005 19:12 (eighteen years ago) link

Sid Vicious meets Batman!

Huk-L, Tuesday, 7 June 2005 19:32 (eighteen years ago) link

what the hell? Morgan Freeman is great.

Gear! (can Jung shill it, Mu?) (Gear!), Tuesday, 7 June 2005 19:52 (eighteen years ago) link

I saw something recently where Morgan Freeman was genuinely creepy. I can't remember what it was.
The Big Bounce, perhaps?

I don't know. I like him. He's like Owen Wilson, or even Paul Newman. He's not got a huge range, really, or maybe just doesn't make very bold choices in terms of roles, but he's always interesting to watch. He's got PRESENCE.

Huk-L, Tuesday, 7 June 2005 19:55 (eighteen years ago) link

For some reason, there are few black actors who are regularly given dignified, gentleman roles. I can only think of Freeman, James Earl Jones and Denzel. And Morgan Freeman is at least kind of better at it than say, Denzel who always ends up seemingly self-righteous.

I'd rather them play the token quiet black guy than the token black thug/sidekick, frankly. Even if they don't have much range.

Nic Cage is SOOO wrong as Johnny Blaze though.
http://aintitcool.com/images/johnnyblaze.jpg


Roz (Roz), Tuesday, 7 June 2005 20:13 (eighteen years ago) link

They should so do Groo with Owen Wilson. If *THEY* don't, *I* will!

Yakuza Ghost Six (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 7 June 2005 20:16 (eighteen years ago) link

best casting idea ever.

Shakey Mo Collier, Tuesday, 7 June 2005 20:19 (eighteen years ago) link

i find morgan freeman kind of boring, even though technically he's a great actor

Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Tuesday, 7 June 2005 20:20 (eighteen years ago) link

He should try doing a voiceover one day! Or playing someone OLD who's seen it all!

Yakuza Ghost Six (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 7 June 2005 20:22 (eighteen years ago) link

someone get his agent on the phone NOW.

(he did do a great voiceover as the posessed motorcycle in Heat Vision and Jack)

Shakey Mo Collier, Tuesday, 7 June 2005 20:28 (eighteen years ago) link

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1173643/

Tim Booth from James?

Raw Patrick (Raw Patrick), Tuesday, 7 June 2005 20:28 (eighteen years ago) link

I actually think Bale's art in this role comes through more as the movie sits with you. Freeman is just gut-funny, not that this demands much of him.

Keep in mind, Freeman went from being recognized mainly as Easy Reader on The Electric Company to playing a bunch of convicts, cops, and criminals, and getting his big break as the scariest pimp in screen history in 1987's Street Smart. Maybe he's played variations of a troubled, moral force ever since, but I never get sick of watching him in Johnny Handsome, Clean and Sober, Driving Miss Daisy (a bum rap in the making for a dude who once played Malcolm X), and Se7en. It's not necessarily his fault that Hollywood otherwise doesn't have enough imagination to cast him in anything but the roles of a loyal black friend or respected elder (Joe Clark, the president, God, etc.). Nurse Betty came close. Somebody should get him to play Professor Longhair.

Pete Scholtes, Wednesday, 8 June 2005 01:17 (eighteen years ago) link

three years pass...

batman returns pwns batman begins.

Daniel, Esq 2, Saturday, 8 February 2014 04:45 (ten years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uKjra8i2XTw

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Saturday, 15 February 2014 00:12 (ten years ago) link

But yes Returns is the best.

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Saturday, 15 February 2014 00:14 (ten years ago) link

batman returns pwns most superhero movies

batman's Not A Superhero but u know what i mean

The logo for the first movie is still pretty eye-catching. Cropping the sides of the Batsignal was a brilliant idea. It's like "This movie is so big the logo can't even fit on the VHS box".

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Saturday, 15 February 2014 00:55 (ten years ago) link

OTM. one of the best vhs covers ever
http://img0105.popscreencdn.com/158054161_-specifics-batman-vhs-video-jack-nicholson-michael-.jpg

slam dunk, Saturday, 15 February 2014 01:00 (ten years ago) link

ha yeah

Emphasizing the frame was a clever way to subconsciously remind everyone it will be on video tape.

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Saturday, 15 February 2014 02:23 (ten years ago) link

so the making of batman was interesting. but it seemed to gloss over . . . michael keaton? i mean, the biggest story in the run-up to batman's release was the casting of keaton, over some action-star type. that had to put incredible pressure on the entire project. and it paid-off; he was a comic who showed uncommon depth (like bill murray in lost in translation, those that was a far different type of film, obv.). but until they knew the audience would recognize keaton's greatness in the role, they all had to be living with the weight-of-the-world pressing on them. funny that the making of ignores this key point (and, indeed, mostly ignores keaton entirely).

Daniel, Esq 2, Saturday, 15 February 2014 03:22 (ten years ago) link


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