things you're secretly kinda fascisty about

stringent taxes on the owners of Hooters and other sports bars.

xkcd

― caek, Monday, February 13, 2012 1:19 PM (20 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

what does this mean??

See, I would say all conversations/written pieces must contain at least two sports metaphors; fewer wouldn't be cricket, and more than that would be like a 2-point conversion when you're already up by 20.

I specifically moved to my apt to be 15,000 miles to applebee's tbf, it took a lot of planning

I don't care about privacy that much. Convenience is more awesome.

PARALLEL PARKING

I get to tell you how to raise yer fuckin' kid. Well, me, and this panel of people who've actually studied it and tested shit for decades.

public education funding

taxation & revenue structures to be rejiggered on a per-state basis, and revenue enforcement weighted towards to the top

contraception and sex-ed properly integrated at all levels

funding of development and research with patentable yet open-sourced results

mandatory voting

semi-regular preventative health check-ups with no co-pay

animal cruelty now a felony

grants, subsidies, and low-cost incubator loans & funding for small private ventures

what does this mean??

― horseshoe, Monday, February 13, 2012 1:19 PM (17 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

xkcd vs. MATT

I think every single person should be forced to work either in a restaurant or in retail for at least a year and preferably when they're a teenager.

I don't care about privacy that much. Convenience is more awesome.

haha now we're getting into challops zone, otmish

i know but i think caek should have been more specifc about what he plans to do with xkcd as grand supreme ruler

xxp

i just wish most people couldnt have opinions about things

contraception and sex-ed properly integrated at all levels

this raises so many uncomfortable questions

National Anthem replaced with "Yakety Sax."

Mandatory cargo shorts/flip flops for anyone who bitches about cargo shorts/flip flops.

People who abuse or molest their children should be sterilized.

― wolf kabob (ENBB), Monday, February 13, 2012 12:57 PM (18 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yeah don't agree with this

looooool Lamp

See, I would say all conversations/written pieces must contain at least two sports metaphors; fewer wouldn't be cricket, and more than that would be like a 2-point conversion when you're already up by 20.

I see you're one of the happier products of elementary schools that taught you to read and write in another language.

by law: every council and legislature has to have proportional representation on at least two of the three of the following metrics, of all the people in its jurisdiction: race, gender, and/or wealth

also by law: all corporate boards of directors are only one third appointed by shareholders, another third are selected from its customers or residents in areas where it has HQ or significant operations, and the last third from its employees. how these are selected, i don't care!

Kevin - That's OK, you don't have to! I don't actually think that should be a law btw because it's obviously wrong and goes against human right etc. But that's the whole idea here or it was when I first proposed the thread.

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animal cruelty now a felony

yes x1000

ah right.

i would see it made unprotected speech. someone should make really nasty reality show about randall monroe's life. and any scientist who enjoys it should be defunded by the relevant grant agency.

Perfectly fine with just breaking off the I-5 corridor from San Fran to Vancouver to form Cascadia.

http://www.smallflags.com/flg/images/PRODUCTS/FLAGS/Speciality%20Flags/Doug%20Flag.jpg

mode of economics: ecotechnosocialist

Man, I recently did business with a 100% employeed-owned company and it was pretty cool.

SB should never have been changed to FP

oh this is just a joke thread my b

only one child per couple allowed and only if that couple passes a child-rearing assessment.

― lil kink (Matt P), Monday, 13 February 2012 18:14 (9 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

OTM. Until the population falls under a billion, then you can apply to have 2 but you have to write a really convincing essay.

if dumb people couldn't have kids the american economy would be fucked

nah fuck that, kids are awesome

also by law: all corporate boards of directors are only one third appointed by shareholders, another third are selected from its customers or residents in areas where it has HQ or significant operations, and the last third from its employees. how these are selected, i don't care!

― Critique of Pure Moods (goole), Monday, February 13, 2012 1:23 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

this would be so nice! does it exist anywhere on earth?

if dumb people couldn't have kids the american economy would be fucked

yeah but look at Lucianne Goldberg

people who don't pick up their dog's poo should be grounded

everyone should be required to have like 3 kids, if you're broke, fine, here's money for your kids, don't care if your married or anything.

usually people who say that kind of shit are concerned about a dwindling supply of white babies but i'm totally not picky!

horseshoe: not afaik

mandatory mixed-race breeding could fix that

hahaha i have been trying to stop myself from saying white people should be sterilized but oops there it is

just kidding

kind of

i can't tell if this thread is "things i think in a momentary rage" or not?

you only really need 1 generation of mandatory mixed race breeding, then you're good

only one child per couple allowed and only if that couple passes a child-rearing assessment.

― lil kink (Matt P), Monday, February 13, 2012 6:14 PM (13 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Fuck yes. Though like ENBB I'd *maybe* consider a two-child policy.

yeah if selective sterilization wasn't obviously completely and inherently wrong it could be used to tackle a lot of different issues tbh

Mandatory second language education at all levels. Pick a language. Any language.

Doesn't matter the subject. During my junior year at Michigan, one of the sections of ME 211("Intro to Solid Mechanics") was taught entirely in Mandarin.

im with goole, no one should be sterilized, not even yakubs spawn, we just need to give way more money to kids and schools, and also ban cars and guns forever

imagine the sexy vibe in bars the last night of free breeding before 25 years of compulsory mixed breeding.

like when people try to get tax write-offs in under the wire but with dicks.

"people who don't pick up their dog's poo should be grounded"

yeah dog poo pickup laws are like... the source of the problem is not people deciding to fail to pick up their dog's poo, its that dogs are legal and encouraged

xxp also they all have to be raised in apartment buildings

lol max

i def should not have posted that. posts i immediately regret.

ya dog poo and car crashes are pretty close to the same thing. might as well call them equivalent.

no I'm serious

both can ruin a good pair of shoes