itt blogs instruct you how to be a man

haha

<3

haha i'll never really understand that meme

i'd never heard it and suddenly it's all the rage

omg dude, really????

If you start throwing out random words, she will lose interest fast.

well i never

aw i was hoping this was a group we could all join

http://is-is.facebook.com/topic.php?uid=2256487864&topic=12106&post=67188

So much LOL in that other thread. Thank you, ILX.

just saw a girl riding a bike no hands carrying a large frozen bird

she was kinda cuet

she knows!

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lmrvyv7KDt1qj29d6o1_500.jpg

like a kitten!

... she'll love it!

(p.s. no tongues)

lmao

http://agentlemansguide.tumblr.com

ok this is passably funny in a tongue in cheek way

this on the other hand:

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lmrwieHxXm1qj29d6o1_500.jpg

intensely creepy

http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lm162mnfL71qdt7kvo1_500.png

~parody~

http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lo46kqjlir1qj29d6o1_500.jpg

haaaahahahaHAAAA

i mean... no. you probably shouldn't be doing that.

~so sensitive~

as long as your surreptitious about it.

you're ;_;

No. 249:
When she takes out an order of protection on you, check up on her more often.

when she realizes you're a dickbreeze, never change.

"hey, so it's been a couple of days since I dumped you... how are you holding up?"

^ who does this

Dudes who want to assuage their guilty feelings, or are hoping for a post-breakup fuck. In my previous experience of dating jerks, anyway.

If you break up with her, pull her even closer and hug her even tighter.

"It must have been extra tough on you to have gotten dumped by someone as great as me. I can only imagine how that must feel."

"I still don't have anything planned Friday, do you want some sympathy sex if I can't find a new date?"

http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lnyxtnE8GI1qjnt7yo1_500.jpg

hmmm.

Blowjobs pretty ok too, I believe.

a lady doesn't think so, i guess

sometimes trumpets

iirc a lady will also, on occasion, blow this popsicle stand

ladies also sometimes blow kisses afaik

bubbles

ass

what about blown my beeper up

If there's anything a woman should suck, it's a champagne popsicle on a hot summer day.

The benefits of being a beta male

Sorry, not actually a blog

hell yeah

It's interesting that you can use poo to infer stress levels

http://www.americasmanliestcities.com/

BROUGHT TO YOU BY COMBOS

LA got less manly after i moved there

Good to see that my hometown of Louisville, KY rated #3 in Salty Snack Sales

and that my current city, Baltimore, MD is #1 in number of people with Manly Occupations

*grunt of manliness*

“Manly Kryptonite” Category / Emasculating Criteria*
Cities also lost points for an overabundance of emasculating criteria – factors that reduced a city’s manliness rating. These factors included the number of home furnishing and décor stores, cafés/coffee shops, sushi restaurants, “modern” male apparel stores and cupcake shops. Cities with higher concentrations of these types of stores lost rating points.

I am proud that Chicago has dropped 17 points. We just got a new sushi restaurant in our neighborhood, too, so I'm hopefully we'll fall into the bottom half in 2012. Maybe the Bears will move to Iowa.

Chicago has way too many bead shops to be manly. Fuck that, I'm moving.

how the hell was Charlotte the most manliest city in American in 2010? Are bankers more manly than other professions?