What do you look like in your underwear?

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Drew, that's fantastic.

luna (luna.c), Thursday, 3 February 2005 16:52 (nineteen years ago) link

someone needs to get these to post in

http://www.jinx.com/images/products/389bgPink-Azalea.jpg

El Janko (JasonD), Thursday, 3 February 2005 18:48 (nineteen years ago) link

There were ILX thongs on sale at one point! Someone must pose wearing a pair! (I would but I don't possess them, nor a camera, you'll be pleased to hear.)

Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Thursday, 3 February 2005 18:57 (nineteen years ago) link

This thread has been so … productive. Like for instance I now have an adorable picture of myself in a slip that’s been rendered so-five-minutes-ago by the last couple hundred posts.

nabisco (nabisco), Thursday, 3 February 2005 20:52 (nineteen years ago) link

One thing does worry me slightly: even more than the regular what do you look like threads, I suspect that there might be people who'd quite like to post who might be put off by not thinking they look hot enough or some such. The thing I like best about this thread is the friendly intimacy, and I'd be sorry if anyone is thinking that way. I mean, on the one hand I understand that, but on the other hand I figure if this unattractive old guy was okay with displaying himself, everyone else should be too. I don't want to pressure anyone at all, but I hope no one is put off by thinking they aren't sexy enough - I hope I'm not alone in that I would like wide participation, and that isn't only about wanting to look at hot pictures. Does this make sense to anyone?

Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Thursday, 3 February 2005 21:02 (nineteen years ago) link

I they people might be starting to get put off by your DEADLY SERIOUSNESS about what is, after all, partial nudity.

Pears can just fuck right off. (kenan), Thursday, 3 February 2005 21:06 (nineteen years ago) link

I mean, show your underwear, don't show your underwear. It's a party, not a project. Nobody really cares.

Pears can just fuck right off. (kenan), Thursday, 3 February 2005 21:12 (nineteen years ago) link

http://www.mackron.com/random/monopolyboxers.jpg

(these are not paper boxers, just cheap ones.)

donut christ (donut), Thursday, 3 February 2005 21:15 (nineteen years ago) link

awesome. are there a selection of cards to choose from? I want the one where he wins a beauty pageant.

Pears can just fuck right off. (kenan), Thursday, 3 February 2005 21:17 (nineteen years ago) link

I think "Community Chest" says it all. I'm content.

donut christ (donut), Thursday, 3 February 2005 21:20 (nineteen years ago) link

partial nudity.

I'm more nude when I'm swimming in a public pool.

Autumn Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 3 February 2005 21:24 (nineteen years ago) link

OK, those are great boxers.

Casuistry (Chris P), Thursday, 3 February 2005 21:26 (nineteen years ago) link

on the one hand, this is about my favourite thread ever; on the other hand I feel for the second time as if I've just been told to fuck off. This time I will.

Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Thursday, 3 February 2005 21:34 (nineteen years ago) link

Apologies for that - the 'I feel' is the key phrase. It is how I feel, and probably has little to do with what people have and haven't said. I'm probably being the arsehole, you're right, and it is best I bow out. At least until I feel better, maybe. Ignore me.

Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Thursday, 3 February 2005 21:41 (nineteen years ago) link

Martin you're totally on another level when it comes to open-ness and comfort with one's self on display, in spite of your constant self-dep disclaimers (which i find a bizarre paradox!)...but i'm not sure anyone else here will reach that same level. it's probably only in the last year that i'd actually be in the frame of mind to post a pic of myself and wouldn't have dreamed of doing so prior to that. i'm with you in theory tho...

this thread should be members only (no i don't mean like THAT), for enhanced intimacy.

Alienus Quam Reproba (blueski), Thursday, 3 February 2005 21:43 (nineteen years ago) link

aw, that's the problem with underwear innit? everyone wants a peek but sometimes there's all these issues inside.

i'd post one but alas, lil chums doesn't have opposable thumbs.

lolita corpus (lolitacorpus), Thursday, 3 February 2005 21:46 (nineteen years ago) link

You call your bits "lil chums"????????

The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 3 February 2005 21:47 (nineteen years ago) link

Awww, don't fret, Martin! I was very much heartened by your postings and pics. For some reason I imagined that you were a kind of overweight bearish guy. Thanks for clearing up the misconception.

I, too, have felt intimidated by all the hot female ilxors. I am pathologically shy to begin with when it comes to my bod.

Anyway, I'm going to post a piccy of my arse in my "I Have Forgiven Jesus" days of the week underwear set I made. My arse is actually not one of my better features. I consider my arse mediocre. I long for a J-Lo or Nina Hartley bubble butt. At least I don't suffer completely from Asian Flat-Arse Syndrome (AFAS pronounced "'alf-ass").

http://www2.gol.com/users/melemail/stuff/moon1.jpg

Melinda Mess-injure, Thursday, 3 February 2005 21:48 (nineteen years ago) link

Here are some more IHFJ underwear shots (without me wearing them):

http://www2.gol.com/users/melemail/stuff/friday.jpg

http://www2.gol.com/users/melemail/stuff/sundaypants.jpg

Melinda Mess-injure, Thursday, 3 February 2005 21:52 (nineteen years ago) link

I really don't want this to turn into another one of thos perennial ILE threads, it's fine at the moment but could well turn into a magnet for all sorts of mentalism and the long-term effect on ILE could be significant.

This "intimacy" is a complete myth. There may be only a smallish number of people posting here but there are hundreds of people lurking and I'm not hugely comfortable with that (but hey, there's not my pants, or lack of them).

Incidentally, am I alone in thinking there's something of the Pulp record sleeve in that Luna pic?

Matt DC (Matt DC), Thursday, 3 February 2005 21:54 (nineteen years ago) link

Morrissey and women's bottoms, together at last.

Autumn Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 3 February 2005 21:56 (nineteen years ago) link

Awww, don't fret, Martin! I was very much heartened by your postings and pics. For some reason I imagined that you were a kind of overweight bearish guy. Thanks for clearing up the misconception.

I know you meant well, but I think you could have phrased this better. What's wrong with being an overweight bearish guy?

donut christ (donut), Thursday, 3 February 2005 21:59 (nineteen years ago) link

i do think of Martin as bearish, fwiw

Alienus Quam Reproba (blueski), Thursday, 3 February 2005 22:01 (nineteen years ago) link

ha! great pic!

i haven't posted my photo cause i'm lazy essentially... which is nonsense really considering the time i spend on ilx, etc.

msp (msp), Thursday, 3 February 2005 22:02 (nineteen years ago) link

xpost to stevem: As do my friends think of me as well. Is there something I'm missing? Should I be ashamed? Because I'm not.

donut christ (donut), Thursday, 3 February 2005 22:03 (nineteen years ago) link

not being accusatory, just being rhetorical.

donut christ (donut), Thursday, 3 February 2005 22:04 (nineteen years ago) link

(x-post)

Nothing wrong with being an overweight bearish guy, only that image didn't really fit Martin IMHO. I think I was confusing Martin with another ilxor (someone I imagine as bear), and my mistake irked me. Hence, I was glad to be corrected.

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You haven't seen the front of the underwear --
http://www2.gol.com/users/melemail/stuff/crotchshot1.jpg

On each panty front crotch in an inverted triangle I put some Moz quote like "Such a little thing makes such a big difference", "I keep mine hidden", "I recognise that mystical air", "I always thought my genitals were the result of some crude practical joke."

So Adam, do you think I'm a smart-arse?

Melinda Mess-injure, Thursday, 3 February 2005 22:05 (nineteen years ago) link

Who are you?

jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 3 February 2005 22:09 (nineteen years ago) link

nah, bearish can be good. depending on the person, like, well, anything.

JuliaA (j_bdules), Thursday, 3 February 2005 22:11 (nineteen years ago) link

Melinda, those are fabulous, and I want them. Also, you have a great ass.

luna (luna.c), Thursday, 3 February 2005 22:15 (nineteen years ago) link

(x-post to jaymc)
*in a Robert DiNiro taxi driver manner*
Are you talkin' to me? Are ya?

I lurk mostly because I don't have enough time to keep up with ilx. I've made a few posts here and there, obviously not enough to be recognised except by those who've met me off-list at a LA fap. I found out about ILX from Ned. You do know who Ned is, don't you?

I don't live in L.A. right now, but I visit occasionally. I'm living near Tokyo at the moment.

Melinda Mess-injure, Thursday, 3 February 2005 22:15 (nineteen years ago) link

Okay! Sorry to be brusque, it just seemed weird that a lurker would post on this thread.

jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 3 February 2005 22:19 (nineteen years ago) link

I think we should have a new thread where we all try to duplicate Luna's shot in as many details as possible.

nabisco (nabisco), Thursday, 3 February 2005 22:19 (nineteen years ago) link

um, i could pose with a book. i dunno about being daring enough for the rest of it.

melinda's not a lurker, i've seen her posts here and there...

JuliaA (j_bdules), Thursday, 3 February 2005 22:22 (nineteen years ago) link

So Adam, do you think I'm a smart-arse?

Um... no.

Autumn Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 3 February 2005 22:22 (nineteen years ago) link

Is this the most popular thread ILM has had?

If it is, then we should definitely all get excited enough about another one. I'm not so sure how much I like the implications of this thread being our defining moment.

Mickey (modestmickey), Thursday, 3 February 2005 22:28 (nineteen years ago) link

Thanks, Luna! That compliment coming from such a hottie as yourself made my day!

You can make your own IHFJ days of the week underwear set by downloading the Werd document from my site and printer them out reversed (most newer printers support this t-shirt transfer function) onto iron-on transfer paper.

http://www2.gol.com/users/melemail/stuff/jebus.doc

You also need the font for Georgia script (for EDILS) and the Morrissey handwriting font -- available at
http://www.oz.net/~moz/newmoz.zip

My Monday-Saturday panties were cotton blends, but I used a silk charmeuse for Sunday and it worked beautifully.

Melinda Mess-injure, Thursday, 3 February 2005 22:28 (nineteen years ago) link

Modest Mickey, most popular thread in ILX history, I believe, is still Dave Matthews Band : Name Your Reasons Why They Are So Bad & Hated., with nearly 2000 posts.

jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 3 February 2005 22:49 (nineteen years ago) link

what about the naz vs jayz threads, i know those were broken up over time, but they were a community in themselves.

Jeff-PTTL (Jeff), Thursday, 3 February 2005 22:50 (nineteen years ago) link

donut christ: not at all! bears are fantastic!

Alienus Quam Reproba (blueski), Thursday, 3 February 2005 23:15 (nineteen years ago) link

http://www.oz.net/~carebear/TwoFriends2.JPG

donut christ (donut), Thursday, 3 February 2005 23:26 (nineteen years ago) link

WTF are they eating? Andy Warhol would be disgusted... or turned on. I dunno.

donut christ (donut), Thursday, 3 February 2005 23:27 (nineteen years ago) link

Nabisco and Msp, if you're gone to the trouble of getting a photo of yourself in your underwear, I think everyone on this thread would love to see them. Pretty please.


I really don't want this to turn into another one of thos perennial ILE threads, it's fine at the moment but could well turn into a magnet for all sorts of mentalism and the long-term effect on ILE could be significant.

This "intimacy" is a complete myth. There may be only a smallish number of people posting here but there are hundreds of people lurking and I'm not hugely comfortable with that (but hey, there's not my pants, or lack of them).

I think your putting too much into it. It's just shots of people in their underwear; most folks are in their underwear every day. I don't thinks there's much fear of any damage being caused. I mean, on other threads people make deep psychological confessions, surely that makes them more vulnerable than a couple of shots where you can see their belly buttons, especially since they themselves chose to put those pics here.

Tuomas (Tuomas), Thursday, 3 February 2005 23:31 (nineteen years ago) link

there is a level of intimacy here, tho it could also be considered METACLIQUEDOOM - oh well

Alienus Quam Reproba (blueski), Thursday, 3 February 2005 23:32 (nineteen years ago) link

less bear antics more bare antics

Autumn Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 3 February 2005 23:33 (nineteen years ago) link

Modest Mickey, most popular thread in ILX history, I believe, is still Dave Matthews Band : Name Your Reasons Why They Are So Bad & Hated., with nearly 2000 posts.

-- jaymc (jmcunnin...) (webmail), February 3rd, 2005. (tracklink)

I feel much more comfortable with this board now. Phew.

Mickey (modestmickey), Thursday, 3 February 2005 23:35 (nineteen years ago) link

haha dan. lil chums is my cat. the only one with a good enough view of me in my underwear. he's crap at photo composition though. that and the no opposable thumbs thing.

as for chum (chm) n. Bait usually consisting of oily fish ground up and scattered on the water.
no i wouldn't use that wording either.

lolita corpus (lolitacorpus), Thursday, 3 February 2005 23:46 (nineteen years ago) link

this was thread was so much fun--why the party crashing?

jay blanchard (jay blanchard), Thursday, 3 February 2005 23:48 (nineteen years ago) link

less crap more bap

Autumn Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 3 February 2005 23:49 (nineteen years ago) link

less hack more crack

Alienus Quam Reproba (blueski), Thursday, 3 February 2005 23:50 (nineteen years ago) link


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