al ship's top 50 pop singles of the 00s -- which is your favorite? (other than SUBG)

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sarge is sleeping on this. kinda suprised that i can't really remember a good number of these well. hopefully after taking out "since u been gone" (al's #1) we can have a fair fight here

Poll Results

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2. Kylie Minogue - "Love At First Sight" 11
6. Britney Spears - "Toxic" 8
4. Lady Gaga - "Bad Romance" 5
18. Fergie - "London Bridge" 4
27. No Doubt - "Hella Good" 3
13. N Sync - "Bye Bye Bye" 3
9. Madonna - "Don’t Tell Me" 3
42. Dido - "White Flag" 3
43. The Veronicas - "Untouched" 2
29. Norah Jones - "Sunrise" 2
7. Avril Lavigne - "Complicated" 2
24. Demi Lovato - “Don’t Forget” 2
16. Shakira f/ Alejandro Sanz - "La Tortura" 2
36. Ricky Martin - “She Bangs” 2
20. Natasha Bedingfield - "These Words" 2
25. The All-American Rejects - "Move Along" 1
23. Katy Perry - "Hot N Cold" 1
32. John Mayer - "Clarity" 1
3. Vanessa Carlton - "A Thousand Miles" 1
17. Hilary Duff - "Come Clean" 1
5. Maroon 5 - "Makes Me Wonder" 1
11. Sara Bareilles - "Love Song" 1
8. Black Eyed Peas - “I Gotta Feeling” 1
14. Nelly Furtado - "I'm Like A Bird" 1
26. Sugar Ray - "When It's Over" 1
50. N Sync - "Pop" 1
40. Dream - “He Loves U Not” 1
31. Pink - "So What" 1
37. Paris Hilton - "Nothing In This World" 1
41. Nelly Furtado - "Powerless (Say What You Want)" 1
38. Feist - "1, 2, 3, 4" 1
10. Christina Aguilera - "Beautiful" 0
45. Christina Aguilera - “Fighter” 0
46. Pink - "U + Ur Hand" 0
47. John Mayer - "Daughters" 0
48. Fergie - "Clumsy" 0
49. Kelly Clarkson - "Walk Away" 0
12. Pink - "Who Knew" 0
39. The Jonas Brothers - "Lovebug" 0
30. Fergie f/ will.i.am - "Fergalicious" 0
22. Kelly Clarkson - "Breakaway" 0
21. Jesse McCartney - “She’s No You” 0
33. Avril Lavigne - "Sk8er Boi" 0
19. Christina Aguilera - "What A Girl Wants" 0
34. Ashlee Simpson - "La La" 0
35. Kelly Clarkson - “Miss Independent” 0
15. John Mayer - “No Such Thing” 0
44. Vanessa Hudgens - "Come Back To Me" 0
28. The Pussycat Dolls f/ Snoop Dogg - "Buttons" 0


the buttonmasher, the party crasher, the forget-my-lotion skin rasher (k3vin k.), Friday, 6 May 2011 21:56 (thirteen years ago) link

kylie i guess

geeks, dweebs, nerds & lames (D-40), Friday, 6 May 2011 21:57 (thirteen years ago) link

blurbs very much in character:

Britney is on the short list of pop stars who became so hugely iconic that they were at some point pretty much synonymous with pop music itself. And she'd easily be the worst singles artist on that list. Of her early bombastic Max Martin hits, only "(You Drive Me Crazy)" would get anywhere near this list if it'd been released a few months later, and ever since then it's been a parade of subpar tracks from hip hop producers and desperate attempts to jump on various dance subgenre bandwagons. But it's not the music or the vision, but simply Britney's stupid duck cartoon voice that makes her merely mediocre tracks unbearable. This song is pretty dope, though.

43. The Veronicas - "Untouched"
41. Nelly Furtado - "Powerless (Say What You Want)"
28. The Pussycat Dolls f/ Snoop Dogg - "Buttons"
10. Christina Aguilera - "Beautiful"

one of these

wtf is Paris Hilton doing on this list

also, "I'm A Slave 4 U" is still Britney's best single

Dreaded Burrito Gang (DJP), Friday, 6 May 2011 21:59 (thirteen years ago) link

Not a great list. Toxic by a mile.

daavid, Friday, 6 May 2011 22:32 (thirteen years ago) link

there are a bunch of good songs on this list

markers, Friday, 6 May 2011 22:35 (thirteen years ago) link

i don't know what to smh at first

chairfuckers union (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, 6 May 2011 22:39 (thirteen years ago) link

I like that Dido song, gonna vote for it; I have it in a karaoke video game & and it's fun to warble to. kinda shocked it's this decade though!

Euler, Friday, 6 May 2011 22:47 (thirteen years ago) link

Ashlee Simpson - "La La"
The All-American Rejects - "Move Along"
The Veronicas - "Untouched"

^prob my 3 favs; there are a lot of songs here id be happy never hearing again tbh

johnny crunch, Friday, 6 May 2011 22:54 (thirteen years ago) link

i don't know what to smh at first

― chairfuckers union (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, May 6, 2011 10:39 PM (18 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

i'm smhing at YOU first

lex pretend, Friday, 6 May 2011 22:57 (thirteen years ago) link

i'm smhing at your FACE

chairfuckers union (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, 6 May 2011 22:58 (thirteen years ago) link

Not a great list. Toxic by a mile.

― daavid, Friday, May 6, 2011 10:32 PM (25 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

and you

lex pretend, Friday, 6 May 2011 22:59 (thirteen years ago) link

i'm smhing at your SOUL whiney

lex pretend, Friday, 6 May 2011 22:59 (thirteen years ago) link

I voted Bad Romance. Just seemed like something I would do.

Johnny Fever, Friday, 6 May 2011 23:01 (thirteen years ago) link

i'm allergic to maroon 5 but a pretty solid top ten otherwise. (i also like a good deal of these more than SUBG)

spätzle logic (donna rouge), Friday, 6 May 2011 23:04 (thirteen years ago) link

50. N Sync - "Pop"
49. Kelly Clarkson - "Walk Away"
48. Fergie - "Clumsy"
45. Christina Aguilera - “Fighter”
43. The Veronicas - "Untouched"
42. Dido - "White Flag"
40. Dream - “He Loves U Not”
37. Paris Hilton - "Nothing In This World"
34. Ashlee Simpson - "La La"
33. Avril Lavigne - "Sk8er Boi"
30. Fergie f/ will.i.am - "Fergalicious"
28. The Pussycat Dolls f/ Snoop Dogg - "Buttons"
27. No Doubt - "Hella Good"
24. Demi Lovato - “Don’t Forget”
22. Kelly Clarkson - "Breakaway"
18. Fergie - "London Bridge"
17. Hilary Duff - "Come Clean"
16. Shakira f/ Alejandro Sanz - "La Tortura"
14. Nelly Furtado - "I'm Like A Bird"
13. N Sync - "Bye Bye Bye"
10. Christina Aguilera - "Beautiful"
9. Madonna - "Don’t Tell Me"
7. Avril Lavigne - "Complicated"
6. Britney Spears - "Toxic"
4. Lady Gaga - "Bad Romance"
3. Vanessa Carlton - "A Thousand Miles"
2. Kylie Minogue - "Love At First Sight"

^^i'll actively rep for all those songs - that's quite a lot, which makes this a strong list in my eyes. "toxic" is one of the lesser numbers in there, tbh.

with pop it's always obvious which are the "approved" songs it's "okay" to like, whether because they became pop culture monoliths through sheer force of commerce or because of dodgier indiecrit reasons - but the fact that people have such kneejerk reactions is really proof that basic antipathy towards pop and its perceived unartisticness/shallowness has never gone away

also why take out "since u been gone"? that is also towards the lesser numbers in this list imo

lex pretend, Friday, 6 May 2011 23:05 (thirteen years ago) link

because ILM is massively, disproportionally in love with that song

Dreaded Burrito Gang (DJP), Friday, 6 May 2011 23:06 (thirteen years ago) link

it's not even the best single off its parent album!!!

lex pretend, Friday, 6 May 2011 23:10 (thirteen years ago) link

hey i thought i'd be the only one voting for Dido but apparently not. my list wouldn't look much like this but it's alright.

bell hops (Noodle Vague), Friday, 6 May 2011 23:10 (thirteen years ago) link

i mean it is very very good obv but when i see the disproportionate love i always wondered whether those people had ever heard another kelly clarkson song (or just another chart pop song, really)

lex pretend, Friday, 6 May 2011 23:11 (thirteen years ago) link

it's not even the best single off its parent album!!!

― lex pretend, Friday, May 6, 2011 11:10 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

the point wasnt to remove the best songs, iirc

geeks, dweebs, nerds & lames (D-40), Friday, 6 May 2011 23:12 (thirteen years ago) link

Kelly was omnipresent during this time period; I think it's safe to say everyone who heard SYBG has heard at least 2 or 3 other Kelly Clarkson singles

Dreaded Burrito Gang (DJP), Friday, 6 May 2011 23:12 (thirteen years ago) link

i always wondered whether those people had ever heard another kelly clarkson song (or just another chart pop song, really)

we're all listening to bob dylan

mookieproof, Friday, 6 May 2011 23:13 (thirteen years ago) link

i wonder if al shipley has heard any other chart pop songs

just sayin, Friday, 6 May 2011 23:19 (thirteen years ago) link

50. N Sync - "Pop"
36. Ricky Martin - "She Bangs"
27. No Doubt - "Hella Good"
16. Shakira f/ Alejandro Sanz - "La Tortura"
13. N Sync - "Bye Bye Bye"
10. Christina Aguilera - "Beautiful"
8. Black Eyed Peas - "I Gotta Feeling"
7. Avril Lavigne - "Complicated"
6. Britney Spears - "Toxic"
1. Kelly Clarkson - "Since U Been Gone"

^ i dunno, probably somewhere in there?

normal_fantasy-unicorns (contenderizer), Friday, 6 May 2011 23:22 (thirteen years ago) link

ha thanks for starting the thread k3v! i was hoping j0rdan would start a thread but my pride wouldn't let me ask him to or do it myself

even though i had another thread with a similar exclusion -- the Dr. Luke hits poll (no "Since U Been Gone" allowed) -- i kinda wish SUBG was an option, just in keeping with the other threads on these lists

Tuom Sawyer and Fuckababy Finn (some dude), Saturday, 7 May 2011 00:07 (thirteen years ago) link

i don't know what to smh at first

― chairfuckers union (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, May 6, 2011 6:39 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark

my impression of your taste is that you don't much like this kind of music at all and there's not much point in defending any choices to you, is there?

Tuom Sawyer and Fuckababy Finn (some dude), Saturday, 7 May 2011 00:07 (thirteen years ago) link

Top Ten:

2. Kylie Minogue - "Love At First Sight"
43. The Veronicas - "Untouched"
17. Hilary Duff - "Come Clean"
3. Vanessa Carlton - "A Thousand Miles"
28. The Pussycat Dolls f/ Snoop Dogg - "Buttons"
4. Lady Gaga - "Bad Romance"
5. Maroon 5 - "Makes Me Wonder"
40. Dream - “He Loves U Not”
6. Britney Spears - "Toxic"
27. No Doubt - "Hella Good"

Tim F, Saturday, 7 May 2011 00:50 (thirteen years ago) link

11. Sara Bareilles - "Love Song"

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actual vote is 4 'come clean' but kinda lol @ putting 'i gotta feeling' above 'london bridge' - i mean i get it, the former culturally a bigger deal & has become a staple in a way that 'london bridge' never cld but damn if that latter is just so fukken bonkers better

placeholder (Lamp), Saturday, 7 May 2011 00:54 (thirteen years ago) link

in early drafts "London Bridge" was higher than "I Gotta Feeling," was kind of a last minute change and i won't necessarily defend it

ORIGINAL DUDE (some dude), Saturday, 7 May 2011 01:06 (thirteen years ago) link

i think both those songs blow so

geeks, dweebs, nerds & lames (D-40), Saturday, 7 May 2011 01:14 (thirteen years ago) link

overall i like prob a 3rd of these to some degree or another? maybe a lil more than that. not complaining

geeks, dweebs, nerds & lames (D-40), Saturday, 7 May 2011 01:14 (thirteen years ago) link

N Sync - "Bye Bye Bye
Britney Spears - "Toxic"
Lady Gaga - "Bad Romance"
Kylie Minogue - "Love At First Sight"

like/love these. voted Kylie. not a strong list imo

gospodin simmel, Saturday, 7 May 2011 01:26 (thirteen years ago) link

i will say there are a whole bunch where i would pick another song by the same artist

geeks, dweebs, nerds & lames (D-40), Saturday, 7 May 2011 01:28 (thirteen years ago) link

"Glamorous" > "Fergalicious" = "Clumsy" > "London Bridge"

Tim F, Saturday, 7 May 2011 01:29 (thirteen years ago) link

Not a great list.

― daavid, Friday, May 6, 2011 6:32 PM (2 hours ago)

not a strong list imo

― gospodin simmel, Friday, May 6, 2011 9:26 PM (1 minute ago)

not to be defensive, but i am curious what exactly this means -- in comparison to the other lists i've done for other genres, in comparison to what your personal top 50 would be, etc.?

ORIGINAL DUDE (some dude), Saturday, 7 May 2011 01:29 (thirteen years ago) link

"Glamorous" is great too, kind of lost a coinflip in the 'ok i'm gonna just have three Fergie singles instead of four'

ORIGINAL DUDE (some dude), Saturday, 7 May 2011 01:30 (thirteen years ago) link

i like to hear what omissions people prefer, name names!

ORIGINAL DUDE (some dude), Saturday, 7 May 2011 01:31 (thirteen years ago) link

i think - moreso than with your rap or r&b lists - the fact that you actually engage fully with this kind of music and have your own unique taste and approach to it means your list is going to be personal and throw off others who would just prefer the canon. you got similar reactions to your rock list iirc

not to be defensive, but i am curious what exactly this means -- in comparison to the other lists i've done for other genres, in comparison to what your personal top 50 would be, etc.?

most of yr other top 50 lists felt like a better overview of the genres they were covering even granting the fact that theyre expressions of personal taste this one is too scattershot & its interpretation of 'pop' is probably too narrow

also most of the songs are just really terrible so

Lamp, Saturday, 7 May 2011 01:34 (thirteen years ago) link

what would be a broader interpretation of 'pop' though? what artists did i give the shaft?

ORIGINAL DUDE (some dude), Saturday, 7 May 2011 01:35 (thirteen years ago) link

actually, and i'm not going to go to your other lists to back this up but, i'd bet you have more repeat artists on this list than any other one? seems kind of light on novelty hits too, which is probably what most people expect when they're about to read a pop list

yeah there's definitely a lot of repeat artists here and it's very much a product of my favorites and biases, i will cop to that. i'm just curious what definition of contemporary pop (not counting stuff on the other lists) could make this list seem 'narrow,' just because for me Norah Jones and All-American Rejects and the Shakira and Feist and Fergie and Dido span a pretty wide spectrum.

ORIGINAL DUDE (some dude), Saturday, 7 May 2011 01:44 (thirteen years ago) link

well you couldve included more old ppl/lol yuppie pop - 'leave your boyfriends behind' charted didnt it? or that irish piano ballad - but its also weird that stuff like 'gold digger' or 'crazy' doesnt 'count'. theres also all the pop country trax that were giant hits idk looking at the billboard top 100 for the last decade so many of the songs were covered in yr rap & rnb lists so, sure, youre drawing from a narrower pool.

really the biggest exclusion were sorta-indie trax that seemed to 'cross over' imo

Lamp, Saturday, 7 May 2011 01:47 (thirteen years ago) link

sugar ray

iatee, Saturday, 7 May 2011 01:49 (thirteen years ago) link

Feist was kind of my token representative for indie crossover -- how many other examples of that are there, though, that wouldn't have fit better on the rock list?

ORIGINAL DUDE (some dude), Saturday, 7 May 2011 01:51 (thirteen years ago) link

I like this list. Off the top of my head my own list probably would include:

Britney Spears - Born To Make You Happy (00s by a whisker)
Backstreet Boys - Shape Of My Heart
Taylor Swift - "Love Story" and "Tim McGraw"
Justin Timberlake - Rock Your Body
Jessica Simpson - A Public Affair (and maybe "I Think I'm In Love")
Kylie Minogue - The One
Daniel Bedingfield - If You're Not The One
Madonna - Get Together
Blue - If You Come Back In My Life
Mandy Moore - I Wanna Be With You
Shakira - Objection (Tango)

Probably wouldn't please Lamp though. I'm not sure why - given the nature of the some dude's previous lists - people would expect this to be "broader".

Tim F, Saturday, 7 May 2011 01:54 (thirteen years ago) link

jason mraz - the remedy
stacir orrico - more to life
michelle branch - everywhere
santana ft rob thomas - smooth / santana - maria maria / santana ft michelle branch - game of love
pink - you make me sick
any number of taylor swift singles

n/as (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 7 May 2011 02:02 (thirteen years ago) link

oh & every other sugar ray single

n/as (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 7 May 2011 02:03 (thirteen years ago) link

"Someday" is the only other big '00s one though

there'd be at least one or two T-Swift songs on my country list

ORIGINAL DUDE (some dude), Saturday, 7 May 2011 02:06 (thirteen years ago) link

well taylor swift & coldplay were kinda the biggest exclusions (other than kanye) in my mind but this is not really ~important~ to me or anything. the list is both more jarring & less comprehensive imo but i get that there are self-imposed constraints acting to potentially cause that, & that its also inherent in trying to outline a more amorphous 'genre' like pop

mostly i just think a lot of these songs suck, so yeah

Lamp, Saturday, 7 May 2011 02:08 (thirteen years ago) link

"never let you go" - third eye blind

kanye? xp

rough top 15

1. vanessa carlton - a thousand miles
2. hillary duff - come clean
3. fergie - london bridge
4. maroon 5 - makes me wonder
5. no doubt - hella good
6. avril lavigne - sk8r boi
7. pink - so what
8. britney spears - toxic
9. veronicas - untouched
10. sugar ray - when it's over
11. n sync - pop
12. lady gaga - bad romance
13. pink - who knew
14. avril lavigne - complicated
15. feist - 1, 2, 3, 4

n/as (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 7 May 2011 02:11 (thirteen years ago) link

oh yeah coldplay durr

n/as (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 7 May 2011 02:11 (thirteen years ago) link

"Someday" is the only other big '00s one though

right -- substitute for "every other maroon 5 single"

n/as (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 7 May 2011 02:12 (thirteen years ago) link

damn those santana singles are so sick

n/as (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 7 May 2011 02:12 (thirteen years ago) link

yeah there's a lot of stuff here i can't fault anyone for hating tbh, half these are songs that my wife will look at me sideways if she catches me listening to them

had Coldplay on the rock list since they still get played on alt stations a fair amount, unlike Maroon 5, etc. (xpost to Lamp)

ORIGINAL DUDE (some dude), Saturday, 7 May 2011 02:13 (thirteen years ago) link

yeah "smooth" ! xp

matchbox 20 - "bent"

jordin sparks - tattoo

n/as (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 7 May 2011 02:14 (thirteen years ago) link

la roux - bulletproof

n/as (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 7 May 2011 02:15 (thirteen years ago) link

alright come on

"Smooth" was '99 and also ew

ORIGINAL DUDE (some dude), Saturday, 7 May 2011 02:17 (thirteen years ago) link

lol "bulletproof" is an anthem

n/as (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 7 May 2011 02:20 (thirteen years ago) link

damn those santana singles are so sick

haha i meant to mention santana as a big exclusion in terms of old ppl pop but i figured that some dude just wasnt into those songs (lol xps)

kanye & coldplay are essentially pop acts imo but thats an ilm tediousfest id prefer to skip out on so

id put the cover of 'its my life' over 'hella good' or any gwen solo singles

Lamp, Saturday, 7 May 2011 02:20 (thirteen years ago) link

having no overlap in lists was more about being able to max out how many songs i could cover than anything else fwiw -- obviously there are gray areas but i just figured out the best single place to put a song and stuck with it

ORIGINAL DUDE (some dude), Saturday, 7 May 2011 02:22 (thirteen years ago) link

"the remedy" was one of those songs in high school where i consciously made the decision to rep for the song from the jump, zings be damned

n/as (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 7 May 2011 02:24 (thirteen years ago) link

i'm down w/ "the remedy" (see Jason Mraz - C/D?)

markers, Saturday, 7 May 2011 02:28 (thirteen years ago) link

i like it well enough in a 2nd-tier-Matrix-productions way -- it's kind of hilarious how obvious it is where his shitty funk rock song ends and where their big pop chorus begins. preferred the follow-up "You And I Both".

ORIGINAL DUDE (some dude), Saturday, 7 May 2011 02:28 (thirteen years ago) link

stacir orrico - more to life

OMG yes!

Tim F, Saturday, 7 May 2011 02:31 (thirteen years ago) link

Also totally forgot "See You Again".

Tim F, Saturday, 7 May 2011 02:32 (thirteen years ago) link

now Miley was a deliberate omission

ORIGINAL DUDE (some dude), Saturday, 7 May 2011 02:33 (thirteen years ago) link

akon - right now (na na na)

love this song

n/as (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 7 May 2011 02:38 (thirteen years ago) link

i like to pretend akon died in a plane crash after he stopped doing sad gangsta rap songs with young jeezy and styles p.

ORIGINAL DUDE (some dude), Saturday, 7 May 2011 02:40 (thirteen years ago) link

hahaha

n/as (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 7 May 2011 02:40 (thirteen years ago) link

r.i.p. akon :///

Lamp, Saturday, 7 May 2011 02:41 (thirteen years ago) link

where is 'can't get you out of my head'

mookieproof, Saturday, 7 May 2011 02:53 (thirteen years ago) link

i don't dislike it, i just like "Love At First Sight" way more

ORIGINAL DUDE (some dude), Saturday, 7 May 2011 02:54 (thirteen years ago) link


32. John Mayer - "Clarity"
31. Pink - "So What"
30. Fergie f/ will.i.am - "Fergalicious"

fuck you

da croupier, Saturday, 7 May 2011 03:00 (thirteen years ago) link

haha this is the thanks i get for being the only other person in the world that loves "Clarity"!

heard it in the supermarket the other day btw, sounded so great

ORIGINAL DUDE (some dude), Saturday, 7 May 2011 03:00 (thirteen years ago) link

yeah but it's no "so what"

voting clarity because fuck you

da croupier, Saturday, 7 May 2011 03:01 (thirteen years ago) link

is nelly furtado - "promiscuous" a pop song?

xp the "so what" that was snubbed was the field mob/ciara in the crossover list

"Promiscuous" is a pop song that i think sucks balls

ORIGINAL DUDE (some dude), Saturday, 7 May 2011 03:08 (thirteen years ago) link

I realize I don't have a leg to stand on when it comes to batshit pop farts in the Top Ten Best Of Anything, but "A Thousand Miles"...do you write poetry in Lisa Frank notebooks or something what the hell

That said, there's a lot of good stuff here among the songs where somebody shits on a baby

da croupier, Saturday, 7 May 2011 03:09 (thirteen years ago) link

"Promiscuous" is a pop song that i think sucks balls

elle oh elle

Lamp, Saturday, 7 May 2011 03:10 (thirteen years ago) link

"promiscuous" is still the shit

n/as (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 7 May 2011 03:11 (thirteen years ago) link

Personal Top Ten:
Clarity
Pop
Makes Me Wonder
Toxic
Don't Tell Me
Buttons
When It's Over
Hella Good
Bad Romance
Move Along

da croupier, Saturday, 7 May 2011 03:12 (thirteen years ago) link

If you gotta have Vanessa Carlton, give me "White Houses"

da croupier, Saturday, 7 May 2011 03:13 (thirteen years ago) link

Personal Top Ten:

from this list, just in case someone gets it twisted

da croupier, Saturday, 7 May 2011 03:17 (thirteen years ago) link

YOU SUCK BALLS

that beat is the shit

it's no pink's "so what"

da croupier, Saturday, 7 May 2011 03:24 (thirteen years ago) link

i don't dislike it, i just like "Love At First Sight" way more

― ORIGINAL DUDE (some dude), Saturday, May 7, 2011 2:54 AM (36 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

this is otm all is forgiven

geeks, dweebs, nerds & lames (D-40), Saturday, 7 May 2011 03:33 (thirteen years ago) link

oh yeah also as far as jonas bros singles go "burnin up" >>>>>>>>>>>> "lovebug"

n/as (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 7 May 2011 03:36 (thirteen years ago) link

how was the one jonas w/ the long hair the lead singer

n/as (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 7 May 2011 03:37 (thirteen years ago) link

I prefer "White Houses" too but I guess it doesn't have quite the same universalist sweep as "A Thousand Miles".

Tim F, Saturday, 7 May 2011 03:51 (thirteen years ago) link

Somewhat inevitably, with lyrics like "My first time: hard to explain. Rush of blood, and a little bit of pain..."

Tim F, Saturday, 7 May 2011 03:55 (thirteen years ago) link

thats another 1 where im like, well, those both kinda suck

geeks, dweebs, nerds & lames (D-40), Saturday, 7 May 2011 04:05 (thirteen years ago) link

not to be defensive, but i am curious what exactly this means -- in comparison to the other lists i've done for other genres, in comparison to what your personal top 50 would be, etc.?

― ORIGINAL DUDE (some dude), Saturday, May 7, 2011 1:29 AM (2 hours ago) Bookmark

No complains in terms of broadness. And, yes it is al precisely what I would call pop. I would just have picked different songs, even from the same artists. So yes, very few of these would be in my own top 50.

Some tracks that would be on my list (aside from some that people have mentioned already)

Nelly Furtado - Maneater
Kylie - I Believe In You, Giving You Up
Beyonce - Crazy In Love

At least one Sugababes track, at least one Girls Aloud track can't decide now.

daavid, Saturday, 7 May 2011 04:41 (thirteen years ago) link

Oh and Jordin Sparks - No Air

daavid, Saturday, 7 May 2011 04:46 (thirteen years ago) link

stacir orrico - more to life

OMG yes!

"more to life" is okay but c'mon if you're gonna give orrico a place there's no way it can't be "stuck" (which is SO AMAZING)

lex pretend, Saturday, 7 May 2011 06:49 (thirteen years ago) link

"Stuck" seems clunky to me, I see how it's supposed to work but I don't think it does. "More To Life" has that whole bittersweet anthemism going.

Tim F, Saturday, 7 May 2011 06:54 (thirteen years ago) link

i kind of feel "more to life" is a bit trite and i'm not interested in the xtianity of it all - "stuck" pretty much exactly captures that high school crush feel that's the linchpin of the genre

different singles by the same artists i'd have picked instead -

kelly clarkson - "behind these hazel eyes" and "never again"
xtina aguilera - "can't hold us down" and "ain't no other man" (i do really like "fighter" and "beautiful" though)
avril lavigne - "i'm with you"
ashlee simpson - "boyfriend"!!!!!! or "little miss obsessive". though those aside it's just struck me that all my favourite ashlee cuts are deep tracks ("love me for me", "coming back for more", "i am me" etc)
and it wasn't a single but "don't talk" by vanessa hudgens is so far above the rest of her discography - i think i've repped it here before but anyone with even vague #cassiefanclub predilections needs to hear it asap

lex pretend, Saturday, 7 May 2011 06:57 (thirteen years ago) link

i might vote for "come clean" here. hilary had several total classics in that decade, "beat of my heart" and "wake up" are amazing too

lex pretend, Saturday, 7 May 2011 06:59 (thirteen years ago) link

Fergalicious is outstanding - probably the best thing Will.i.am has ever done. Never really liked Glamorous until the Space Cowboy remix.

Top ten from the list:

1. Toxic
2. Fergalicious
3. Untouched
4. Pop
5. La Tortura
6. Bad Romance
7. Sk8er Boi
8. Hot 'n' Cold
9. London Bridge
10. La La

I LOVE BELARUS (ShariVari), Saturday, 7 May 2011 07:45 (thirteen years ago) link

Voted for "He Loves You Not" because it's the perfect blend time of that early Max Martin early 00s sound (with the dramatic stabs etc) and lyrical content/performance of a song. The girls in Dream encapsulate the required aggressive and possessive teenage girl voice brilliantly with the right mix of confidence, anger and sexuality.

"Love At First Sight" is just pop's take on all those Stardust/Modjo style one hit wonders and that's a sound I'll never tire of it, so it was a close call.

ha ha ha ha jack my swag (boxedjoy), Saturday, 7 May 2011 07:52 (thirteen years ago) link

SOMEWHERE WE WENT WRONG
WE WERE ONCE SO STRONG

uberweiss, Saturday, 7 May 2011 07:59 (thirteen years ago) link

the verses on "Promiscuous" are some of the dumbest lyrics and most awkward vocal performances ever, it's just a mess.

ORIGINAL DUDE (some dude), Saturday, 7 May 2011 11:01 (thirteen years ago) link

by "not a strong list" I simply meant that not many songs here move me. where's Justin for a start (the older one)? and (thought I'm not sure about her status on ilm) Lily Allen?

gospodin simmel, Saturday, 7 May 2011 11:07 (thirteen years ago) link

Justin and later N Sync were on the R&B lists

ORIGINAL DUDE (some dude), Saturday, 7 May 2011 11:10 (thirteen years ago) link

and Lily Allen's status on ilm is good, her status with me personally is very very bad

ORIGINAL DUDE (some dude), Saturday, 7 May 2011 11:11 (thirteen years ago) link

fair enough

gospodin simmel, Saturday, 7 May 2011 11:56 (thirteen years ago) link

the lack of t.A.T.u. is quite worrying

uberweiss, Saturday, 7 May 2011 12:32 (thirteen years ago) link

the whole tatu thing kind of passed me by somehow, i heard their only US hit maybe twice

ORIGINAL DUDE (some dude), Saturday, 7 May 2011 13:40 (thirteen years ago) link

Someday" is the only other big '00s one though

This was summer '99!

I don't see this as "going against the canon" quite as much as a few odd selections which have been mostly hated on, such as "La La" or Paris Hilton..

Voted Kylie obv.

billstevejim, Saturday, 7 May 2011 15:02 (thirteen years ago) link

PS What canon? Not enough time has passed..

billstevejim, Saturday, 7 May 2011 15:02 (thirteen years ago) link

I think what I dislike most about "Toxic" is that it's so hugely adored when it's actually not even in her 20 best songs.

billstevejim, Saturday, 7 May 2011 15:05 (thirteen years ago) link

well i just hate Britney and don't think she has 20 listenable songs so

some dude, Saturday, 7 May 2011 15:07 (thirteen years ago) link

exactly!

billstevejim, Saturday, 7 May 2011 15:13 (thirteen years ago) link

yeah needs "All the Things She Said"

Also:
JoJo - "Leave (Get Out)" and "Too Little Too Late"
City High - "What Would You Do"
3LW - "No More" and "Playas Gon Play"
The Fray - "Over My Head (Cable Car)"
VV Brown - "Shark in the Water"
Rooney - "Blueside"
Jimmy Eat World - "The Middle"
SoulDecision - "Faded" and "Ooh It's Kinda Crazy"
Daniel Bedingfield - "If You're Not the One"
Macy Gray - "I Try"
Shaggy - "It Wasn't Me"
Avril Lavigne - "I'm With You"
Sonique - "It Feels So Good"
S Club 7 - "Never Had a Dream Come True"
Michelle Branch - "Everywhere"

Oh, and I'm voting for Demi.

p.s. Al, are we on the same page re: Hot Chelle Rae's "Tonight Tonight"? SO AWESOME

love you like a frat kid loves Cake (Tape Store), Saturday, 7 May 2011 16:14 (thirteen years ago) link

jimmy eat world was on the rock list, tho "the middle" is better than whichever song al put on there (i forget)

can't believe i forgot "over my head", that would be in the top 10 of my list -- also good look on city high

& you know where i stand on rooney

n/as (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 7 May 2011 16:16 (thirteen years ago) link

yeah, basically early 00s TRL >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Sara Bareilles

love you like a frat kid loves Cake (Tape Store), Saturday, 7 May 2011 16:17 (thirteen years ago) link

"love song" is one of my least favorite songs of the decade tbh

n/as (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 7 May 2011 16:20 (thirteen years ago) link

gee gee gee gee baby baby baby

uberweiss, Saturday, 7 May 2011 16:33 (thirteen years ago) link

^ Greatest of them all.

abcfsk, Saturday, 7 May 2011 16:37 (thirteen years ago) link

where is the limp bizkit?? no "rollin" or "my way"?

can't tell if k3v is kidding or what

i definitely like "Too Little Too Late," "Over My Head" and "I'm With You" enough that they could've made the list.

some dude, Saturday, 7 May 2011 16:59 (thirteen years ago) link

i'm serious - i thought you liked some of their singles? i like those songs

i'm looking at limp bizkit's wiki page and i'm shocked at how less popular they were than i thought. they never went platinum? "rollin" topped out at 65, "my way" at 75, and "nookie" at 80? why is my perception of their popularity so distorted?

because of trl/mtv?

n/as (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 7 May 2011 17:06 (thirteen years ago) link

oh the riaa certifications are for the singles, not the albums

xp yeah that's what i think too

yeah they were doing baseball numbers with album sales but i can't believe they never had a top 40 hit

it's awesome that some of you like "Over My Head"! i played the shit out of that in my car during 2006

markers, Saturday, 7 May 2011 17:46 (thirteen years ago) link

over my head is great

johnny crunch, Saturday, 7 May 2011 17:59 (thirteen years ago) link

yeah they were doing baseball numbers with album sales but i can't believe they never had a top 40 hit

― the buttonmasher, the party crasher, the forget-my-lotion skin rasher (k3vin k.), Saturday, May 7, 2011 5:10 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

this is kind of shocking to me too

TTDeej (D-40), Saturday, 7 May 2011 18:32 (thirteen years ago) link

yeah i mean they were all over mtv/the box, namedropped in "the real slim shady", etc

guess they're more of an 'albums artist', lol

yes and i cant think of anyone more worthy of a "50 best pop singles of the 00's" list than the durst

billstevejim, Saturday, 7 May 2011 19:03 (thirteen years ago) link

yes let's focus on the artistry of hilary duff

limp bizkit had some dope singles fuiud

if my day just keeps going this way i just might break something tonight \(^o^)/

markers, Saturday, 7 May 2011 19:14 (thirteen years ago) link

some dope guilty pleasure singles, yes.. all of which were released between 98 and 99

billstevejim, Saturday, 7 May 2011 19:17 (thirteen years ago) link

Limp Bizkit had MTV and rock radio sewn up, but never really got top 40 burn iirc.

al b. surly! (The Reverend), Saturday, 7 May 2011 19:27 (thirteen years ago) link

voted christina beautiful

cherry blossom, Saturday, 7 May 2011 19:30 (thirteen years ago) link

13. N Sync - "Bye Bye Bye"

last night a bj saved my life (absolutely clean glasses), Saturday, 7 May 2011 19:33 (thirteen years ago) link

i'm looking at limp bizkit's wiki page and i'm shocked at how less popular they were than i thought. they never went platinum? "rollin" topped out at 65, "my way" at 75, and "nookie" at 80? why is my perception of their popularity so distorted?

― the buttonmasher, the party crasher, the forget-my-lotion skin rasher (k3vin k.), Saturday, May 7, 2011 1:05 PM (2 hours ago)

Wikipedia:

Chocolate Starfish and the Hot Dog Flavored Water is the third album by Limp Bizkit, released on October 15, 2000 through Interscope and Flip records. It debuted at number one on the Billboard 200, selling 1.05 million copies in its first week,[2] and was the 18th best-selling album of the 2000s in the US.[3]

According to the RIAA website, the album has sold over 6 million copies in the United States alone as of 2008 and an overall 12 million worldwide.[4] It features the singles "My Generation", "Rollin' (Air Raid Vehicle)", "Take A Look Around", "Boiler", and "My Way".

markers, Saturday, 7 May 2011 19:36 (thirteen years ago) link

after all the talk upthread about Coldplay etc. not being here because they were on the rock list i thought it went w/o saying that they were on another list (twice!): al ship's top 50 rock singles of the 00s -- which is your favorite?

it's extremely rare for any hard rock/nu-metal band to have top 40 hits no matter how big they are, unless it's w/ a power ballad (which the Bizkit didn't really do)

some dude, Saturday, 7 May 2011 19:38 (thirteen years ago) link

oh haha well there you go

i have no idea what makes something like that "rock" or "pop" or whatever, same with train who i also love

it usually depends on which chart a specific song charter or how high if it had cross format success

n/as (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 7 May 2011 22:37 (thirteen years ago) link

as far as al's exercise goes

n/as (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 7 May 2011 22:37 (thirteen years ago) link

true

don't tell me

great list!

teledyldonix, Saturday, 7 May 2011 22:48 (thirteen years ago) link

hella good
hot n cold
who knew
bad romance
white flag
toxic

schizophrenics think I'm hilarious (Drugs A. Money), Monday, 9 May 2011 03:10 (twelve years ago) link

i would've voted for any of these instead of hella good:

maneater
what goes around/comes around
too little too late
no air
mariah carey's "obsessed"
sean kingston's "beautiful girls" (yeah i know, i'm a douchebag...)
all american rejects "swing swing" (actually in all fairness, I probably would not have voted for this, same goes for "no air")

schizophrenics think I'm hilarious (Drugs A. Money), Monday, 9 May 2011 03:13 (twelve years ago) link

oh yeah, and

say it right

schizophrenics think I'm hilarious (Drugs A. Money), Monday, 9 May 2011 03:14 (twelve years ago) link

Pretty surprising how similar this list is to the one I would create, I count somewhere between 15 and 20 that would be in my own top 50 pop singles of the 00s. I actually voted for "Come Clean" here, though it's close between that, "Love at First Sight", and "Bye Bye Bye"

justfanoe (Greg Fanoe), Tuesday, 10 May 2011 13:02 (twelve years ago) link

it's extremely rare for any hard rock/nu-metal band to have top 40 hits no matter how big they are, unless it's w/ a power ballad (which the Bizkit didn't really do)

True, but I think they might've done a bit better if digital sales had existed when they were popular.

jaymc, Tuesday, 10 May 2011 13:11 (twelve years ago) link

yeah, maybe

"Swing, Swing" was on my rock list, to kind of underline how ridiculous it is that it appeared on rock charts but "Move Along" did not.

da coulier (some dude), Tuesday, 10 May 2011 13:14 (twelve years ago) link

she bangs

OBVIOUSLY

40% chill and 100% negative (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 10 May 2011 13:24 (twelve years ago) link

no other song is NEARLY AS FAST

40% chill and 100% negative (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 10 May 2011 13:25 (twelve years ago) link

148 bpm

40% chill and 100% negative (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 10 May 2011 13:25 (twelve years ago) link

"Un sabor animal...
Me aguo la boca entre miel y sal"

40% chill and 100% negative (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 10 May 2011 13:27 (twelve years ago) link

la tortura. by some distance.

rusty_allen, Monday, 16 May 2011 17:22 (twelve years ago) link

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

System, Tuesday, 17 May 2011 23:01 (twelve years ago) link

i'll go to bat for a few of these, ranked favorites:

2. Kylie Minogue - "Love At First Sight" - awesome, one of her best
4. Lady Gaga - "Bad Romance" - likewise
13. N Sync - "Bye Bye Bye" - enjoy this a good deal
50. N Sync - "Pop" - just a shade below "bye bye bye" but still good
9. Madonna - "Don’t Tell Me" - like this alright, but not even close to a Madonna top 25

the rest of these are almost uniformly yawn/zzzzzz or total shit.. though to be fair, i've not heard maybe 10 of them

worst song here is probably dido "white flag"

solitary posts that effortlessly summarize the spirit of ilxor (ilxor), Tuesday, 17 May 2011 23:06 (twelve years ago) link

voted Kylie

solitary posts that effortlessly summarize the spirit of ilxor (ilxor), Tuesday, 17 May 2011 23:06 (twelve years ago) link

the rest of these are almost uniformly yawn/zzzzzz or total shit.. though to be fair, i've not heard maybe 10 of them

those 10 are amazing, you should listen to them

bile al (some dude), Tuesday, 17 May 2011 23:28 (twelve years ago) link

basically i only take criticism on this list from people who i'm pretty certain CAN name 50 songs they like within the parameters of this list. ilxor and whiney can kick rocks.

bile al (some dude), Tuesday, 17 May 2011 23:35 (twelve years ago) link

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

System, Wednesday, 18 May 2011 23:01 (twelve years ago) link

"don't forget" deserved better

uberweiss, Wednesday, 18 May 2011 23:22 (twelve years ago) link

42. Dido - "White Flag" 3

fuck outta here

solitary posts that effortlessly summarize the spirit of ilxor (ilxor), Thursday, 19 May 2011 01:57 (twelve years ago) link

really boring winners

"fuck outta here" because "white flag" is too low? surely that, it's a great song, and dido's calm demeanour belies what's actually a completely mental lyric

that's my hair no horses up there (lex pretend), Thursday, 19 May 2011 08:17 (twelve years ago) link

Correct winner ftr.

Tim F, Thursday, 19 May 2011 08:32 (twelve years ago) link

well "love at first sight" is okay, i guess

that's my hair no horses up there (lex pretend), Thursday, 19 May 2011 08:34 (twelve years ago) link

It's possibly the finest piece of disco-pop of the 00s, what is better than it in that vein?

Tim F, Thursday, 19 May 2011 08:37 (twelve years ago) link

"come into my world" off the same album? britney's "anticipating"?

that's my hair no horses up there (lex pretend), Thursday, 19 May 2011 08:43 (twelve years ago) link

Both great, but no.

Tim F, Thursday, 19 May 2011 09:15 (twelve years ago) link

I think there is a certain air of absolute joyful plenitude and completeness and can-this-be-happening ecstaticness that a lot of disco-pop/house-pop anthems aspire to and that "Love At First Sight" actually nails.

Something like "Come Into My World" is going for a different vibe of escapist dreaminess (closer to "Can't Get You Out Of My Head", though that's slightly different again).

Tim F, Thursday, 19 May 2011 09:20 (twelve years ago) link


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