Rolling Teenpop 2006 Thread

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The teens I know listen to Marilyn Manson and System of a Down, and lots of "teenpop" is actually for pre-teens, and lots of teenpop is also Adult Contemporary (and I'm waiting for Kelly to break on the country stations), so we can talk about whatever, but here's a good place for an ongoing discussion that include Jesse and Hilary and Lindsay and Avril and Ashlee and Hampton the Hampster and - yes - Hawthorn and Blink-185 and Weezer (!) and Akon (!) and Gwen (!) and I want Brits to post here so they can confuse us with all their Rachel Stevens and Girls Aloud and Sugababes and who knows who and who knows what.

The new era of teen was foreshadowed when a couple of Norwegian 15-year-olds (Marion Raven and Marit Larsen) sang "Don't say you love me/You don't even know me" and got it onto the Pokémon soundtrack. I wouldn't have put money on a shift from dance-pop to confessional rock being a good thing in the land of teenybop, but it has been, though if you look at the Disney airplay list I'm gonna post, you'll see that pop and rock may come and go, but ballads are forever. And so are novelty tunes.

One more thing. I HATE Bowling for Soup's "1985."

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Thursday, 5 January 2006 19:14 (eighteen years ago) link

Frank: as an M2M fan, do you have any opinions on their spiritual heir, Amy Diamond?

Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Thursday, 5 January 2006 19:15 (eighteen years ago) link

Dom, I have not even heard Amy Diamond. I'm excited to know M2M has a spiritual heir (though Avril certainly counts as an artistic heir of theirs).

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Thursday, 5 January 2006 19:20 (eighteen years ago) link

Here's the playlist for KDIS (the Radio Disney outlet in L.A.), week ending January 4, 2006. The recurrents ("Come Clean," Sk8er Boi," etc.) tend to bounce all over the place, and the list the Top 30 that Radio Disney posts on its Website is different from this (and full of a lot of crazy movement - Hilary's "Fly" was number 8 last week and off the list the week previous) and does tend to have old but not new Ashlee and Lindsay, which tends to confirm my suspicion that though they may be in the teenpop vanguard artistically, commercially they're falling between two stools.

1. CRAZY FROG - Axel F
2. HILARY DUFF - Wake Up
3. RIHANNA - Pon De Replay
4. ALY & A.J. - Rush
5. BLACK EYED PEAS - Let's Get It Started
6. BOWLING FOR SOUP - 1985
7. AKON - Lonely
8. CHEETAH GIRLS - Shake Your Tailfeather
9. JESSE MCCARTNEY - Beautiful Soul
10. B5 - Let's Groove Tonight
11. HILARY DUFF - Beat Of My Heart
12. HILARY DUFF - Come Clean
13. AVRIL LAVIGNE - Sk8er Boi
14. PUSSYCAT DOLLS - Stickwitu
15. JOJO - Leave (Get Out)
16. B5 - Dance For You
17. KELLY CLARKSON - Because Of You
18. USHER - Caught Up
19. WEEZER - Beverly Hills
20. CLICK FIVE - Just The Girl
21. GWEN STEFANI - Rich Girl
22. KELLY CLARKSON - Behind These Hazel Eyes
23. KELLY CLARKSON - Respect
24. SIMPLE PLAN - Shut Up
25. BARENAKED LADIES - One Little Slip
26. MADONNA - Hung Up
27. CLICK FIVE - Catch Your Wave
28. D.H.T. - Listen To Your Heart
29. LILLIX - What I Like About

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Thursday, 5 January 2006 19:21 (eighteen years ago) link

http://www.amydiamond.se/

"What's In It For Me?" is the big single.

Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Thursday, 5 January 2006 19:24 (eighteen years ago) link

Is that a new Lillix record? (And is it any good?)

Tim Ellison (Tim Ellison), Thursday, 5 January 2006 19:30 (eighteen years ago) link

Only if there's a new version of Sk8er boi.

Huk-L (Huk-L), Thursday, 5 January 2006 19:33 (eighteen years ago) link

the lillix singer
hasn't been the same since she
got her new contacts

Haikunym (Haikunym), Thursday, 5 January 2006 19:33 (eighteen years ago) link

What does Amy Diamond sound like, Dom? (I can't play those videos on my computer.)

Tim Ellison (Tim Ellison), Thursday, 5 January 2006 19:37 (eighteen years ago) link

No, it's not a new Lillix, it's from the original alb and is a cover of the Romantics "What I Like About You," which itself was a near copy of Neil Diamond's "Cherry Cherry," which was a hit when I was 12 or 13, and now with Amy Diamond we've come full circle.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Thursday, 5 January 2006 19:43 (eighteen years ago) link

Yeah, honestly, I remember thinking that was kind of crap. Hilary Duff's "Our Lips Are Sealed," too.

Tim Ellison (Tim Ellison), Thursday, 5 January 2006 19:47 (eighteen years ago) link

Amy Diamond is 13 years old and sings like she's 11. It's totally European, there's no sexual undercurrent to her songs at all (unlike, say, Jojo for a Western equivalent) (although she has covered "Underneath My Clothes" live, I think there's an MP3 flying around somewhere but I've been too scared to download). She is kind of a... more ballsy M2M vocally, but she still has a very cloying, rag-doll come to life style of singing. The songs are based around the normal safe topics of teen-pop ("treat me right"/"let's party"), but she's just got... something, a weird intangible x-quality that probably comes from the fact she's half-teen pop and half Swede-pop...

Download. She's great.

Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Thursday, 5 January 2006 19:48 (eighteen years ago) link

Just as a kind of general impression, it seems to me that Europeans are way ahead of Americans in this genre. A lot of American teen pop just seems like "safer" versions of US chart pop, maybe? I think the success of some European stuff on Radio Disney and of novelty songs indicates that American kids who listen to this stuff want their own music.

Tim Ellison (Tim Ellison), Thursday, 5 January 2006 19:52 (eighteen years ago) link

Unfortunately, on dialup it'll take me about 12 hours for the Amy video to load.

Tim, I'm not so hot on Hilary's "Alex the Seal." The greatest Hilary tracks are the two DioGuardi-Shanks numbers - "Come Clean" and "Fly," especially the latter, which is catchy of course but also sounds haunted, gorgeous, as if there is some distant snow-capped peak she's flying towards; her three new New-Waveish Go-Gos-like tracks are more enjoyable than "Our Lips" (well, two of 'em, anyway).

I recall "What I Like About You" as one of the better cuts on the Lillix album. I'll have to go re-listen, if I've still got it.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Thursday, 5 January 2006 19:57 (eighteen years ago) link

xpost Hahaha, yes, as opposed to Europe where teenpop bears no resemblence to the music elsewhere on the charts?

Eppy (Eppy), Thursday, 5 January 2006 19:58 (eighteen years ago) link

American teenpop is pretty much its own genre, there's no ahead or behind, really.

Eppy (Eppy), Thursday, 5 January 2006 19:58 (eighteen years ago) link

Tim, I don't know the European teenpop well, but I definitely think that Pink-Avril-Lindsay-Hilary-Ashlee (which isn't just one style, of course, but a number of related ones) isn't just safe chart pop but something with its own identity(ies), which identity isn't necessarily all that "teen," either. And also, of course, the Swedes (and Germans) have their hand in the U.S. market bigtime: for instance, "Since U Been Gone" was written by Martin Sandberg and Luke Gottwald and produced by Gottwald and Max Martin; same with "Behind These Hazel Eyes," but with Kelly Clarkson as a co-writer.

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Also, the word "safe," while not necessarily wrong, certainly is too simplistic. What's the dangerous chart pop that "Since U Been Gone" is making safe?

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Thursday, 5 January 2006 20:11 (eighteen years ago) link

lots of teenpop is also Adult Contemporary

Jessica Simpson's "The Sweetest Sin" is still one of my favourite singles of the decade, though I imagine if anyone heard it and was turned off by it, they'd mostly be turned off by how "mature" it sounds. It's sort of an aching, grand piano-driven, bombastic elegance, a sound that, if it even exists in pop these days, I assume it would exist only in places like Josh Groban (places I assume I probably wouldn't care to visit)--much moreso anyway than in "teen" music. I can't think of a current pop song that less resembles Jessica's sister and Kelly Clarkson and Hilary Duff (or anyway, the little that I've heard by them). Not sure if this has anything to do with anything, but I agree with the point about teen-as-AC.

s woods, Thursday, 5 January 2006 20:19 (eighteen years ago) link

sorry, this is a direct quote from Frank (I'm not merely agreeing with myself here): "lots of teenpop is also Adult Contemporary"

s woods, Thursday, 5 January 2006 20:21 (eighteen years ago) link

Also, apropos of nothing, I've noticed that the tracks on Breakaway that credit Kelly Clarkson as a co-songwriter tend to have dark lyrics. "Because of you I am afraid." "I'm screaming for you to please hear me," etc. etc. Nothing about spreading her wings or getting what she wants.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Thursday, 5 January 2006 20:21 (eighteen years ago) link

xp:
And what is the Euro/Brit teen chart pop that's more dangerous than the American stuff? I don't get that at all. Hope Partlow and Ashlee Simpson made more interesting albums than Annie to my ears. (And I *like* Annie. I still haven't heard Robyn or Rachel Stevens or Girls Aloud, though though I want to. What's so great about them again?) (And if Europeans can count Annie, can Americans count Fannypack?)

The teens I know listen primarily now to either (1) The Decemberists and Holy Modal Rounders and Nellie McKay and Baader-Meinhoff (2) Wu Tang Clan and Jedi Mind Tricks and Danger Doom and Kanye West.

Most slept-on teen-pop album of '05, by the way (unless Hope Partlow still counts): The *Darcy's Wild Life* soundtrack. Which goes like:

1 Take a Walk Sara Paxton 2:56
2 I Love Your Smile Tiffany Evans 4:17
3 Crazy Kinda Crush on You Nicholas Jonas 2:55
4 Bam Boogie Bent Fabric 3:15
5 We Need Some Money Brown, Chuck & The ... 4:28
Performed by: Brown, Chuck & The Soul Searchers
6 Hey Boy Fan-3 4:00
7 Walking the Dog Rufus Thomas 2:21
8 Monkey Man Specials 2:35
9 ABC American Juniors 3:22
10 Walking On Sunshine Nikki Cleary 3:41
11 Clothes Make the Girl Kristy Frank 2:42
12 There for You Sarah Paxton 2:07

xhuxk, Thursday, 5 January 2006 20:25 (eighteen years ago) link

Jessica's voice was mature (or "mature," anyway) from the get-go, or at least from her commercial breakthrough, "I Think I'm in Love With You," which was basically sung in Whitney, Mariah, Christina–style, though not quite as spectacular as Mariah (who was something like 19 herself when "Visions of Love" hit).

Actually, Jessica's a subject for further research. I've got two singles: "I Think I'm in Love With You" and "Irresistible."

Chuck, Robyn's in the mail.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Thursday, 5 January 2006 20:27 (eighteen years ago) link

Where if are any where does the line between teen pop and real proper grown up indie rock lie? certainly stuff like the killers and the kaiser chiefs in britain at least in exist in an odd hinter world between the cd;uk grandstanders and real proper music for observer music monthly fans. nme editor saying that his target audience is 17 year old in doncaster, the older popjustice ilm type "pure" pop love seems to suggest to me a shift or not so much a shift but an openess to the field which may in itself be a shift. also factor in that britains biggest POP group is mcfly (not Girls Aloud lol contentious) who have rather a dad rock thing going on. Therfore in conclusion the big british teen pop sensation of the year is The Arctic Monkeys.

pscott (elwisty), Thursday, 5 January 2006 20:29 (eighteen years ago) link

Amy Diamond is launching in Europe as we speak. If she does well, the UK at least will probably get to hear the wonders of "What's In It For Me?" and ESPECIALLY, the bonkers-insane "Welcome To The City".

I won't even need the rest of ILM if this thread becomes successful.

edward o (edwardo), Thursday, 5 January 2006 20:35 (eighteen years ago) link

Ashlee's voice sounds mature (or "mature") too, but nothing like Jessica's, and not adult contemporary. I bet you if she were to do "Ballad of Lucy Jordan" it would cut Bobby Bare's and Marianne Faithfull's versions (not that this would be better than her own stuff).

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Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Thursday, 5 January 2006 20:36 (eighteen years ago) link

(xx-post) Except "teen pop", like "teen magazines" aren't really aimed at teenagers, but rather the 13, 14 year old range.

Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Thursday, 5 January 2006 20:36 (eighteen years ago) link

Frank, I'll throw a couple of Amy Diamond YSIs your way if you want.

edward o (edwardo), Thursday, 5 January 2006 20:37 (eighteen years ago) link

Yes McFly is way more successful than Girls Aloud. (& here they are on Smash Hits Radio, which I turned on for research)

Girls Aloud are "pop" sure but "teenpop", I don't know - by origin they're a reality TV thing and would have been initially marketed to a wide-spectrum pop consumer, the latest album seems to be trying to crack a market I really do think is out there, a kind of pop equivalent of celebrity gossip-mag HEAT (which sells TONS here) - trashy, knowing, girl-about-town pop, aimed at a kind of just-post-student, first-job crowd (or that's what it makes me THINK of - being 23, not 13).

Their most teen thing recently was the song on their Xmas cash-in album about being "too old for Santa and too young for the sauce".

Heard on Smash Hits so far:

Brian McFadden - Irish Son - Catholic guilt confessional wimp-rock by ex-boyband guy.
Sugababes - Ugly - self-help R'n'B with strings
McFly - I'll Be OK - basically McFly are a powerpop outfit with a pop-punk accent. I don't like them. I loved some of their brother band Busted's stuff, though, who had no real 60s/70s influence.

Tom (Groke), Thursday, 5 January 2006 20:38 (eighteen years ago) link

My "safe" impression was more to do with Hilary Duff, Jesse McCartney, etc. than Pink or Ashlee Simpson, I guess.

Eppy, I don't know! I didn't know European teenpop was stylistically related to chart pop. Just commenting more from a U.S. perspective. I think there's a market for teenpop that's more like the A*Teens in the U.S. Not too hot on U.S. kids just getting "safer" blandness (just generalizing again! I'd like to hear those Hilary songs you mentioned, Frank - we don't have a Radio Disney station here anymore) or sexed up stuff that's kinda inappropriate for them IMO.

xp - Chuck, I don't know if you were referring to my comments, but no, as I say here, I think U.S. teenpop seems like a hodgepodge of "safer" chartpop (Hilary, Jesse) and sexy celebrities (Gwen Stefani, etc.) that young girls are supposed to like,

Tim Ellison (Tim Ellison), Thursday, 5 January 2006 20:40 (eighteen years ago) link

I think teenpop explicitly implies early teens. By late teens it's assumed you're getting into that NME kinda music.

Any YSIs anyone wants to provide will be welcomes with open arms.

Eppy (Eppy), Thursday, 5 January 2006 20:42 (eighteen years ago) link

Click Five is another example of safer blandness. (Maybe Rooney can cross over with their next album. Rooney >>> Click Five.)

Tim Ellison (Tim Ellison), Thursday, 5 January 2006 20:42 (eighteen years ago) link

I don't think Rooney really has the image to cross over, although I don't know who Click Five is.

Eppy (Eppy), Thursday, 5 January 2006 20:43 (eighteen years ago) link

Also, I like some of Gwen Stefani's stuff, a few things quite a bit, but her voice does sound as if she suffers from infantilism. Strange: I think Ashlee's "L.O.V.E." beats "Hollaback Girl" and "Rich Girl" soundly, but maybe the richness of Ashlee's throat is what undermines "L.O.V.E." commercially - though it may just be that she lacks Gwen Stefani's street cred.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Thursday, 5 January 2006 20:43 (eighteen years ago) link

The whole reason for my previous post was so that I could use the phrase "Gwen Stefani's street cred."

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Thursday, 5 January 2006 20:43 (eighteen years ago) link

Dude, if Weezer is on there, Rooney should have no problem. They don't have to wear dumb suits like the Click Five.

Tim Ellison (Tim Ellison), Thursday, 5 January 2006 20:44 (eighteen years ago) link

Yeah, but none of them have the charisma of Rivers, and yes, I know what I just said, and yes, I am kind of embarassed.

Eppy (Eppy), Thursday, 5 January 2006 20:45 (eighteen years ago) link

Ashlee needs to release "Dancing Alone" as her next single, I think. "What's In It For Me" YSI coming up, it was the second biggest selling single of Sweden last year. The biggest was "Money For Nothing" by Darin, which was written by none other than Robyn (From Sweden) and would probably be up this thread's street also.

edward o (edwardo), Thursday, 5 January 2006 20:46 (eighteen years ago) link

Also, I really really like that Weezer song, but I know I'm an outlier. Way more interesting than Rooney FFS.

Eppy (Eppy), Thursday, 5 January 2006 20:46 (eighteen years ago) link

"in conclusion the big british teen pop sensation of the year is The Arctic Monkeys"

I find this pleasing.

Tim Ellison (Tim Ellison), Thursday, 5 January 2006 20:48 (eighteen years ago) link

My contributions to this thread, I'll say now, are based in not knowing a single real actual teenager except my cousin Leila, who lives in Switzerland and who I've never had a conversation about music with. My wife tutors pre-teens but the cultural touchpoints for them at the moment seem to be films, football, videogames, not music really.

Anyway -

Seems to me that in the UK new teenpop acts are few and far between at the moment, the pendulum is perceived to have swung and launches are all solo acts from groups or proven winners from somewhere else.

Tom (Groke), Thursday, 5 January 2006 20:48 (eighteen years ago) link

I don't even know how YSI works, but my guess is that with my puny little dialup anything you send would take me out of commission for the six hours it takes to download, so probably it wouldn't work for me.

Would someone provide a URL for Smash Hits radio?

(I was once on the Smash Hits masthead, albeit the Australian one.)

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Thursday, 5 January 2006 20:52 (eighteen years ago) link

www.smashhits.net and then click on "radio".

The "Smash Hits Chart" is weird, it may be a year-end or ringtone list, or it may be that Tony Christie and the Crazy Frog are still the favourites.

Tom (Groke), Thursday, 5 January 2006 20:53 (eighteen years ago) link

UK teenpop seems to me very eager to reach for the strings when it wants to do something more serious or meaningful.

(Maybe other teenpop does this too, I'm not saying it's just a UK thing, though I recognise the tradition in the UK)

Tom (Groke), Thursday, 5 January 2006 20:55 (eighteen years ago) link

in the safe-silly-novelty-nonconfessional-probably way-pre-teen category, i feel the need to point out emma roberts' "new shoes," which i discovered just last when i found her album in a throwaway pile on someone's desk at work. the rest of the album kinda went in one ear and out the other -- not quite catchy enough, i'm afraid -- but "new shoes," which has a jill sobule writing credit and which is about spotting a great pair of shoes in a store window and then going in and buying them, is more or less the audio equivalent of shania twain's pre-teen daughter in a ramones t-shirt, which i mean in the good way.

fact checking cuz (fcc), Thursday, 5 January 2006 20:58 (eighteen years ago) link

(Girls Aloud playing now on SHR, by the way.)

Tom (Groke), Thursday, 5 January 2006 20:59 (eighteen years ago) link

I think US teenpop now goes for the power ballad, which is almost indescribably awesome. Cf "Incomplete."

Eppy (Eppy), Thursday, 5 January 2006 21:02 (eighteen years ago) link

Frank, probably closer to half an hour unless your dial-in modem's still a 28.8k!

Amy Diamond - What's In It For Me?

edward o (edwardo), Thursday, 5 January 2006 21:11 (eighteen years ago) link

Not if U.S. teenpop is judged by the Disney Channel it doesn't. Nary a power ballad yet on there. But their new movie High School Musical is getting featured pretty prominently (and looks awesome).

Hillary Brown (Hillary Brown), Thursday, 5 January 2006 21:12 (eighteen years ago) link

Back around the time of "I'm Not A Girl (Not Yet A Woman)" I started to think that Britney was going to make the transition to actively courting adult listeners (not just adult men watching her videos) by becoming another Faith Hill - semicountry balladry. Anybody else think that's gonna be the move, when she comes back? After all, she's a mom now.

pdf (Phil Freeman), Thursday, 5 January 2006 21:12 (eighteen years ago) link

Also, I'm glad someone's still listening to JoJo. Yay for JoJo!

Hillary Brown (Hillary Brown), Thursday, 5 January 2006 21:23 (eighteen years ago) link

x postish to tom

interesting point about the supposed Girls Aloud target audience. post teen, Heat, T4 i see the drill. possibly the biggest consumers in repect to surplus cash and from my experience seems to be the audience you'd most associate with alot of the top 40 albums of the year thou not of course all http://www.coolclarity.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=58888 no girls aloud but interestingly no frank fergusons oh and
38 The War of the Worlds - Jeff Wayne 446,000

back to teen pop the stuff i really liked last year that was teen pop was the sort of attempts of find a girl Busted, the teleological grail of all that is good, The Faders, Kim Lian and Lovebites especially The Lovebites but the teens said no it seems, perhaps sixth forms (moshercore! nmindie!) and "life style" (what girls aloud portray but James Blunt is actually a part of?) are more appealing than songs about beating up boyfriends and so forth.

pscott (elwisty), Thursday, 5 January 2006 21:26 (eighteen years ago) link

Hillary, "Leave" is never going to leave (which makes me happy, and can compensate for those terrible Smashmouth songs that Disney also has on permanent play).

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Thursday, 5 January 2006 21:50 (eighteen years ago) link

I'm kinda more partial to "Baby It's You" (which still absolutely slays me the way that clappy bubbly beat comes in at the beginning). But the "yay" is repeated.

I believe the kids still really like the pop punk, if I can judge by my 13-year-old half sister.

Hillary Brown (Hillary Brown), Thursday, 5 January 2006 21:54 (eighteen years ago) link

See, yeah, Smashmouth, Bowling for Soup - get 'em out of there. Oh, Rooney, where art thou?

Tim Ellison (Tim Ellison), Thursday, 5 January 2006 21:58 (eighteen years ago) link

Thanks Edwardo! OK, instant reaction, Amy Diamond, "What's In It For Me?": First off, the voice is hard and crooked in a way that "hard and crooked" doesn't describe; maybe I need to go and listen to... Jill Scott?... and compare Amy's voice to hers. It's the singing in the verse that's hard-and-crooked r&b (though the accompaniment is reggaeish, with the kickdrum going 1-2-3-4 to straighten the beat), whereas the chorus is sweet and tuneful teenpop, so this is an interesting combination right there, crooked to sweet. In the chorus she pushes her voice high, and this is where she sounds 11 or 9. But the verse is something else. Not that it sounds adult, but it doesn't sound childlike either. (There's a guitar descent in the break that reminds me of "Wanted Dead or Alive," of all things.)

I've good feelings about this track, so far.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Thursday, 5 January 2006 21:58 (eighteen years ago) link

Thanks Edwardo! OK, instant reaction, Amy Diamond, "What's In It For Me?": First off, the voice is hard and crooked in a way that "hard and crooked" doesn't describe; maybe I need to go and listen to... Jill Scott?... and compare Amy's voice to hers. It's the singing in the verse that's hard-and-crooked r&b (though the accompaniment is reggaeish, with the kickdrum going 1-2-3-4 to straighten the beat), whereas the chorus is sweet and tuneful teenpop, so this is an interesting combination right there, crooked to sweet. In the chorus she pushes her voice high, and this is where she sounds 11 or 9. But the verse is something else. Not that it sounds adult, but it doesn't sound childlike either. (There's a guitar descent in the break that reminds me of "Wanted Dead or Alive," of all things.)

I've good feelings about this track, so far.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Thursday, 5 January 2006 22:01 (eighteen years ago) link

Oh, sorry about the double post. I was getting poxy fuled all over the place, and this is what happens.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Thursday, 5 January 2006 22:02 (eighteen years ago) link

But the song is worth hearing twice.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Thursday, 5 January 2006 22:03 (eighteen years ago) link

She's singing blue notes in the verses. Blues = more adult? I think she kinds of pulls it off as just being cute, though.

Tim Ellison (Tim Ellison), Thursday, 5 January 2006 22:03 (eighteen years ago) link

Whatever it is, it's not something I'm hearing an equivalent to in U.S. teenpop, even the more r&bish

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Thursday, 5 January 2006 22:06 (eighteen years ago) link

And it wasn't what I was expecting, which is cool.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Thursday, 5 January 2006 22:07 (eighteen years ago) link

I mean it's cool that I wasn't expecting it.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Thursday, 5 January 2006 22:07 (eighteen years ago) link

Hillary, by pop punk do you mean Green Day, Blink-182 (or whatever number it is), Hawthorn, and the like?

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Thursday, 5 January 2006 22:09 (eighteen years ago) link

Really good song. The silly new wave reggae in the verses is awesome! US teenpop's cuteness is not convincing to me. It's like your role model choices are either being a celebrity who acts in Disney movies and bad WB sitcoms or being Paris Hilton or something!

Tim Ellison (Tim Ellison), Thursday, 5 January 2006 22:11 (eighteen years ago) link

Speaking of Rooney, whatever happened to Damone? I still here a lot of Simple Plan, though. They're geologic in their stolidity.

George the Animal Steele, Thursday, 5 January 2006 22:17 (eighteen years ago) link

Hillary, by pop punk do you mean Green Day, Blink-182 (or whatever number it is), Hawthorn, and the like?

Yep. She had that Lustra song ("Scotty Doesn't Know") from Eurotrip up on her MySpace page for a while. (Sidebar: I think that song rocks.)

Also, they like the Yellowcard, I believe.

Some of that stuff is bad and boring, and some of it is foot-tappy and cute.

Hillary Brown (Hillary Brown), Thursday, 5 January 2006 22:21 (eighteen years ago) link

An ilm thread I have actual knowledge re:, whoop, etc.

Chuck "I still haven't heard Robyn or Rachel Stevens or Girls Aloud, though though I want to. What's so great about them again?" Eddy, man, I'm happily anticipating the joy that awaits you. Not so much with Rachel - her few singles are fantastic (plus of course, 'Crazy Boys') but the albums really haven't endured in the same way that GA's 'What Would the Neighbours Say?' and 'Chemistry' have. And Robyn's Robyn works.

One thing, is that the new younger Emma Roberts/ Aly and AJ (who I believed to be teenpop antichrists pre- Rush) are remarkable in how LESS/ emptier their sounds are; watered down, less commited to either rocking or popping or punking out at all.

Lilix, they haven't been dropped yet? Bad songs.

The new Hilary stuff - as I tried to discuss in a convaluted mess with cis and Lex (?) was how neatly she's shifted from the grrl-rock game, now Ashlee and Lindsay are there, and into the electro 80s synth sounds, appropriating the Killers elements rather than Avril. Which, if 'Beat of my heart' is to be judged, and 'wake up', seems a smart move. The earlier 'come clean' era was good, but I'm liking the new shift. Didn't the Maddens produce those Most Wanted bonus tracks?

McFly - Dadrock indeed, only their aesthetic is bemusing now too, looking at the '5 colours' era to their latest video which was very '2002 nu-metal alienation graphics' - not at all teenpop looking, more grey suits and flat hair.

Abby (abby mcdonald), Thursday, 5 January 2006 22:29 (eighteen years ago) link

>The new Hilary stuff - as I tried to discuss in a convaluted mess with cis and Lex (?) was how neatly she's shifted from the grrl-rock game, now Ashlee and Lindsay are there, and into the electro 80s synth sounds, appropriating the Killers elements rather than Avril<

Has she really shifted genres, though? Or is it just some '80s electro accoutrements on the same style songs? Listening to the clip of "Wake up" on iTunes makes me wonder.

Tim Ellison (Tim Ellison), Thursday, 5 January 2006 22:37 (eighteen years ago) link

No, not a complete genre shift, but taking a different angle on her sound - trying to distinguish it with a new gloss. There is definite shift between her old 'Fly'/'Ashlees 'Boyfriend'/ Lindsay's 'A Little More Personal' sound and 'Beat of My Heart'/ Wake Up.

Abby (abby mcdonald), Thursday, 5 January 2006 22:42 (eighteen years ago) link

I'm not a Hilary completist, but what I've heard (mainly the recent quasi-best-of-whatever-it-is) falls into three distinct categories: (1) the two DioGuardi-Shanks numbers ("Come Clean" and "Fly"), which may be the most conventionally mainstream pop of the three categories, but which also are the best by far and for some reason the hardest for me to describe: there's a feeling of melancholy to the tunes that isn't reflected in their words, there's basic catchiness (but not going for cuteness), and there's heartbreaking beauty which took me by surprise in that it suddenly snuck up on me, and I realized that "Fly" is one of the most haunting songs I've heard in my life (again not reflected in the self-help uplift lyrics): I don't know yet if this means Top One Thousand Best Songs Ever or Top Ten Best Songs Ever. (2) '80s hairmetal, I kid you not: stuff like "The Girl Can Rock." This is pretty good but would be better if it were prettier. (3) Early '80s new wave rock much like Go-Gos and Bangles, provided with the aid of her boyfriend and brother-in-boyfriend-law, who play in a real-live charting pop band Good Charlotte, and their friend John who plays in "respected ska-punk band Goldfinger" (quote is from Jim DeRogatis). This most recent, being a throwback to a throwback of Sixties supposed oonful-toonfulness, is the only thing that seems really aiming for the cutes, but it's "cute" in quotation marks and it's likable anyway. Also, I must point out that Duff may have the single tiniest voice in the history of music, and no discernible musical personality (though maybe if I'd ever seen the TV show - I'm TV-less, which limits my understanding - everything would be clear). And somehow she's involved in consistently good music, though so far I don't find her remotely as interesting as Lindsay or Ashlee, even if "Fly" may be the best DioGuardi-Shanks track so far.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Friday, 6 January 2006 03:27 (eighteen years ago) link

Umm, I'm not really sure what this thread's all about. But I do want to say that my teenage sister has been dementing me with McFly coming through the wall for the past year, and more recently with some new bullshit called Son of Dork. I don't get it, she used to listen to Nirvana and Zeppelin...

DoG67, Friday, 6 January 2006 03:37 (eighteen years ago) link

The Smash Hits chart.

1 TONY CHRISTIE FT PETER KAY (IS THIS THE WAY TO) AMARILLO
2 CRAZY FROG AXEL F
3 JAMES BLUNT YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL
4 MCFLY ALL ABOUT YOU/YOU'VE GOT A FRIEND
5 SHANYE WARD THAT’S MY GOAL
6 AKON LONELY
7 PUSSYCAT DOLLS FT BUSTA RHYMES DON'T CHA
8 WESTLIFE YOU RAISE ME UP
9 2PAC FT ELTON JOHN GHETTO GOSPEL
10 MADONNA HUNG UP
11 DANIEL POWTER BAD DAY
12 SUGABABES PUSH THE BUTTON
13 MARIO LET ME LOVE YOU
14 NELLY FT TIM MCGRAW OVER AND OVER
15 SNOOP DOGG/WILSON/TIMBERLAKE SIGNS
16 NATALIE IMBRUGLIA SHIVER
17 GORILLAZ FEEL GOOD INC
18 MARIAH CAREY WE BELONG TOGETHER
19 BODYROCKERS I LIKE THE WAY
20 SCISSOR SISTERS FILTHY/GORGEOUS
21 BLACK EYED PEAS DON'T PHUNK WITH MY HEART
22 ROBBIE WILLIAMS TRIPPING
23 CHARLOTTE CHURCH CRAZY CHICK
24 COLDPLAY SPEED OF SOUND
25 WILL SMITH SWITCH
26 GWEN STEFANI FT EVE RICH GIRL
27 KEANE THIS IS THE LAST TIME
28 JENNIFER LOPEZ GET RIGHT
29 CORAL IN THE MORNING
30 UNITING NATIONS OUT OF TOUCH
31 LEMAR IF THERE'S ANY JUSTICE
32 OASIS THE IMPORTANCE OF BEING IDLE
33 GREEN DAY BOULEVARD OF BROKEN DREAMS
34 STEREOPHONICS DAKOTA
35 SUNSET STRIPPERS FALLING STARS
36 GORILLAZ DARE
37 GREEN DAY WAKE ME UP WHEN SEPTEMBER ENDS
38 OASIS LYLA
39 50 CENT CANDY SHOP
40 BLACK EYED PEAS DON'T LIE
41 KELLY CLARKSON SINCE U BEEN GONE
42 EMINEM LIKE TOY SOLDIERS
43 USHER CAUGHT UP
44 U2 SOMETIMES YOU CAN'T MAKE IT ON YOUR OWN
45 AMERIE 1 THING
46 ROB THOMAS LONELY NO MORE
47 SEAN PAUL WE BE BURNIN'
48 MVP ROC YA BODY (MIC CHECK 1 2)
49 RIHANNA PON DE REPLAY
50 GWEN STEFANI COOL

This is the Smash Hits Chart compiled

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Friday, 6 January 2006 03:44 (eighteen years ago) link

(Hilary also has some DioGuardi-Shanks-type tracks not by DioGuardi and Shanks that aren't as good, except there's one called "Metamorphosis" that is almost as good. Also, the non-DioGuardi-Shanks numbers that include the word "Duff" in the writing credits are usually better than those that don't.)

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Friday, 6 January 2006 03:48 (eighteen years ago) link

A whole bunch or relevant things from last years' rolling country thread:

Well, with nine shopping days left until Pazz & Jop, I'm in the midst of what's always equivalent to the Bataan death march an end-of-year delight, which is to reevaluate my favorite records of the year for possible poll ranking, and trying to catch up on the many records I've missed. To report on the latter endeavor:
Madonna - I love the single, hate the rest of it. Lindsay Lohan - I hate the single, love the rest of it. (Isn't this what fundamentalists urge us to do: hate the single but love the singer?) Kelly Clarkson - way better than Christgau says it is, of course, but I can hear how incipient Faithisms and Celinetudes could weigh it down for him (and even for me, to some extent). Tatu - finely flimsied Europop at its finest, which surprises me (not the flimsiness or the Europop, but the fineness, since the single they emerged with several years ago had struck me as finely diced dime-a-dozen Europop and I didn't believe the hype; maybe the difference is no Trevor Horn this time).

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Let's see, in the previous post I should have deleted the comma after "ranking" and changed "and trying to" to "and try to"; and I should have changed "way better than" to "far better than," so that the sentence wouldn't have been weighed down by a surfeit of "ways" and "weighs."

But to relate these albums to the putative subject matter of this thread:

Madonna wore a cowboy hat on the cover of her previous CD, which has nothing to do with the new album, or with the previous either, as far as I could tell, but here she is and I'm talking about her. The new CD is even duller than the others she's put out in the last fifteen years, which shocks me though probably shouldn't have, but I had hopes for this thing because (1) I love the single, and (2) I'd liked chief collaborator Stuart Price's Les Rythmes Digitales album from 1999 enough to have put it on my Pazz & Jop ballot (after which I totally forgot about him and it until seeing some ILM discussion several weeks ago lauding his subsequent career remixing any and everything under pseudonyms such as Jacques La Cont, Thin White Duke, Zoot Woman, Pour Homme, Paper Faces, Man With Guitar).

So the single samples the riff from Abba's "Gimme Gimme a Man After Midnight," putting it in a beautiful setting and when the riff is absent giving a beautiful texture to the chords. And the rest of the album has equally beautiful textures, and wonderful troughs and swells whenever a song transitions from verse to chorus or chorus to verse or verse to break. What it doesn't have is a single melody worth transitioning too, anywhere, except for that one Abba riff on track one. So you end up with soggy high-class mood music, all the beautiful swells and stuff just weighing everything down - er, wait, I mean, hold on, I can't use "weigh" again, um, dragging everything down? drenching everything up? (Oh, I don't know.) Her voice makes the tracks draggy too, I don't know why; it's the sort that needs a melody, not an atmosphere, I guess. "Hate" is probably an exaggeration - no, it isn't, I really don't like the thing, but I'll admit there are musically worthy moments. The obnoxious "I Love New York" song is as stupid as Joan Morgan says in her Voice review (she loved the album except for this track) but is actually one of the few signs of life, probably because it cops the chord pattern to Iggy's "I Wanna Be Your Dog" (an odd riff for a Detroit chick to use in a tribute to New York, given that the Stooges' home base was Ann Arbor, but maybe she or Price didn't notice the resemblance to "Dog").

Maybe I'm listening wrong and can come to hear it differently.

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Ah, Lindsay. Her voice is a loose blat in comparison to Ashlee's tough little battering ram, and so far she hasn't pulled her music together as powerfully as Ashlee has; but the loose blat and the woman's basic Lohanicity make everything feel playful no matter how devastated or introspective she thinks she's being. The band sounds like it's having a rollicking good time. This is probably inaccurate - my copy has no album credits, but I assume that rather than a band there's just some guy doing overdub upon overdub, which is how most of these things are made. Some spirit is in this. (Strange if the tenth spot on my P&J list comes down to who is more fun: Lindsay Lohan or the Hold Steady. Craig Finn of the Hold Steady clobbers her in the category throw-you-to-the-floor funny lyrics ("Tramps like us and we like tramps"!), not too mention basic goofiness of vocal delivery, but she scores high on general pizzazz and ongoing shamelessness. Speaking of which, remember when words like "pizzazz" and "shameless" pertained to Madonna?
But to get bring us back to this thread, the best song on the Lohan, "I Live for the Day," matches "Kerosene" in virulence if not in stompability: "I live for the day, I live for the night, that you will be desperate and dying inside." (Glad to see that Lindsay has found a purpose in life) (though this was one of the songs she didn't co-write [writer's credits are available at allmusic.com].) And there's a meta moment worthy of Big & Rich where at the start of a the title, "A Little More Personal," she and a producer (or someone) are arguing over whether songs should have spoken intros (Lindsay in favor of them because they make the record a little more personal). But I kinda don't think Big & Rich will ever begin a song by singing: "God won't talk to me. I guess she's pretty busy." Or if they do, it won't get on the radio.

(My rationalization for posting this here is that by exploring what noncountry can and can't do, this tells us something about what country can and can't do. My real reason is that this is a more congenial thread than most to post on. And more fun.)

-- Frank Kogan (edcasua...), December 17th, 2005. (Frank Kogan)


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Close parenthesis after "pertained to Madonna?" And "at the start of a the title" should be, "at the start of the title song."

Kelly Clarkson - She's someone who could conceivably jump to country if she wanted to, since several of her songs (esp. "Breakaway") aren't far from the basic land of pop-country crossover, if she were ever to choose it. I don't think she knows yet which genre she'll settle into. She's playing big on CHR pop and adult contemporary so she'll probably continue offering the loud-bright-rock-and-gentle-ballad combo special. As of now she wants wall of guitars on her wailing choruses, which is something country has yet to allow.

She's got a love-is-the-drug my-love-for-you-is-toxic song (called "Addicted," appropriately enough) that is more flat-out pained and less knowing than you'd get in the country equivalents (or in Sheryl's or Britney's, for that matter): "It's like you're a leech, sucking the life from me/It's like I can't breathe without you inside of me."

-- Frank Kogan (edcasua...), December 17th, 2005. (Frank Kogan)


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the first time i felt like i was invading, that i was engaging in something inapporite, that seemed too personal, too raw for public consumption in a v v long time, was the artless but heartbreaking video for lohan's too personal.
it was harder to consume than any of the confessional singer songwriter shit that i engaged in, and was liminal b/w public and private personae in a way that seemed genuinely transgressive/taboo breaking.

not in the sense of oh my god this is so shocking (ie the ultra conceptual madonna of like a prayer) but in the sense of leave the poor girl alone, hasnt she suffered enough...

its something i dont have the crtical vocab for--and it doesnt matter if its nto v. good musically (and it isnt)--strangely enough, that overshare personal detail stuff seems to come in two places, girl pop (and i hear it in the shangri las, in the crystals, in other places) and in country--and the only place i felt it this year was in my inital reaction to the awful mindy mccready situtaion. (ie:finally we have tammy back)

does that
a) make me a bad person
b) make sense

-- anthony easton (anthonyeasto...), December 18th, 2005. (anthony)

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Friday, 6 January 2006 04:12 (eighteen years ago) link

Anthony, I understand what you're saying about Lindsay, but one thing to realize is that she's very much the one who's exploiting her own misfortune, heaving it at us and collecting moolah in return. It isn't a matter of "leave the poor girl alone, hasnt she suffered enough..." She herself co-wrote the song, and she directed the video herself! And this fits with the basic blat of her vocals, the young woman spraying herself forth.

Another interesting topic might be the way that country utilizes the child-abuse trope. Child abuse has been the subject of songs (T. Graham Brown "Which Way to Pray": "A little girl down on her knees/Saying 'Now I lay me down to sleep/Lord bless us with a happy home/And please make daddy leave me alone'"). Hank Snow had been an abused child, and he spoke out about child abuse, but as far as I know (which isn't very) he didn't make it an integral part of his image. Whereas in modern teenpop - Pink, Ashlee, Lindsay - singing about their suffering (don't know if there was abuse or just the usual divorce and/or abandonment) is an integrity move, something that's supposed to give songs and singers depth. (Which doesn't mean that it isn't gutsy, especially Pink's Missundaztood!.
Ashlee's "Shadow" is a powerful song, but there are things in it that feel wrong to me.)

(This year on P&J's abandoned child front, M.I.A.'s said that she entitled her album "Arular" (which is her dad's political alias, just as "Lenin" was Vladimer Ilyich Ulyanov's poltical alias) in the hope that he'd see it and get in touch with her. That was one reason, anyway.)

-- Frank Kogan (edcasua...), December 19th, 2005. (Frank Kogan)


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Listening to Linsay Lohan now. Kinda thinking that way too much of it sounds like the single! The Cheap Trick cover is okay. I like the new wave synthesizers in "A Little More Personal." Beyond that, I dunno. I definitely I think I prefer Linsay more when she's LESS personal. (Oh wait, "If You Were Me" is on now. What a bouncy little bassline:) But she may have no more business doing ballads than Gretchen Wilson.

I really liked a disco song Hilary Duff did last year that Metal Mike sent me the video of, but I forget its name. Thought both of her actual albums were okay, but not okay enough to keep them. Never heard the greatest hits CD. May still have a soundtrack that's half songs by her and half songs by other people in the storage garage.


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There could also be a goth influence on country via Stevie Nicks (he says as Lindsy Lohan's seemingly quite good "Edge of 17" cover plays) or via Metallica (as in, say, harmonies on the first Big&Rich album). (What as Kim Carnes's and Bonnie Tyler's connection to goth, anyway?)
-- xhuxk (xedd...), December 19th, 2005.


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but which teenager doesnt over share, the adults around her should say something about it no?
we keep forgetting with the tits, and the voice, that lohan is still basically a child.

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"Who Loves You" on Linsay's album bounces too! I just may need to take more time with all those big bloated confessional slow ones.
(I really know nothing about her life, so I'm staying out of that discussion. She was really entertaining in *Mean Girls,* however.)

(By the way, speaking of lives, Frank, you know Ashlee supposedly collapsed after a show in Asia late last week, right? Last I heard, on Saturday I think, she was still being hospitalized. Hope she's OK.)

-- xhuxk (xedd...), December 19th, 2005.


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Lindsay is old enough to join the Marines! Old enough to fight, old enough to direct your own video, I say. (I really don't know enough about the biz to know how such decisions are made.)
-- Frank Kogan (edcasua...), December 20th, 2005. (Frank Kogan)

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Friday, 6 January 2006 04:23 (eighteen years ago) link

Actually, "Black Hole" on the Lohan sounds worse than the "Confessions" song, but to mention this earlier would have conflicted with my hyperbole above. Everything else on the alb is listenable, including "Confessions," though usually I'll program out "Confessions," "My Innocence," "A Little More Personal," and "A Beautiful Life," the last of which - the Goddess one - is probably also worse than "Confessions." So, the ones I like a lot are, more or less in order of preference, "I Live for the Day," "Edge of Seventeen" (even though Lindsay does some of the lamest ooo ooo ooos in history), "Who Loves You," "If It's Alright" (a power ballad), "I Want You to Want Me," and "Fastlane.")

-- Frank Kogan (edcasua...), December 20th, 2005. (Frank Kogan)


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(Ashlee's back in the U.S. with her family. Official reason for the collapse is exhaustion.)
-- Frank Kogan (edcasua...), December 20th, 2005. (Frank Kogan)


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>I really liked a disco song Hilary Duff did last year that Metal Mike sent me the video of, but I forget its name.<

'Twas "Wake Up."

-- xhuxk (xedd...), December 21st, 2005.


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(By the way, if anybody's interested, Lindsay Lohan does "I Want You To Want Me" better than Cheap Trick ever did. It was never even close to one of their best songs, I've always thought, but then again, not until now did I ever notice what a great line "I'll get home early from work if you'll say that you want me" is. Getting home early from work is such an important thing in everyday life! Lindsay singing that line hit me the second time through. I've heard the Cheap Trick version thousands of times, probably, and the line never grabbed me.)
-- xhuxk (xedd...), December 23rd, 2005.


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Also, the bassline in "Fastlane" comes from "Roxanne" by the Police!
-- xhuxk (xedd...), December 23rd, 2005.


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Now I'm up to Hilary Duff. Never in the course of human events have so many melodies been lavished on such a tiny voice.

Well, for the Churchillian effect I wanted I should have said, "Never in the field of human artistry was so much melody lavished by so many on such a tiny voice."
-- Frank Kogan (edcasua...), December 24th, 2005. (Frank Kogan)

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Friday, 6 January 2006 04:35 (eighteen years ago) link

(OK, I'll stop cutting and pasting for a while, though at some point I'll bring bring in Hope Partlow stuff.)

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Friday, 6 January 2006 04:36 (eighteen years ago) link

Meh. I expected to be more excited about the Partlow than I was. It just didn't grab me.

Hillary Brown (Hillary Brown), Friday, 6 January 2006 13:35 (eighteen years ago) link

Frank are there any other Hillary songs like "Come Clean" and "Fly"? I love those so much. Actually I may have asked you this before.

In terms of Max Martin rock action, let us not forget The Veronicas' awesome "4 Eva".

Tim Finney (Tim Finney), Friday, 6 January 2006 13:54 (eighteen years ago) link

Ha ha looks like I posted here a few times last night while I was *sleeping*. I don't know if that ever happened before.

Anyway. *Come Get It: The Very Best of Aaron Carter.* More fun than the Backstreet Boys's best of album? Maybe, I'm not sure. Best tracks: "Bounce," "A.C.'s Alien Nation," "To All the Girls," "Another Earthquake" (which was his pop-punk move, apparently; never knew he had one). Fun: "Aaron's Party (Come Get It)" (a "Parents Just Don't Understand" rip which I reviewed in a singles column in the voice several years ago), "My Internet Girl," "I Want Candy," "Oh Aaron."
Still pretty bad, though justifiable for its ridiculousness: "That's How I Beat Shaq." Missing: "Iko Iko"; he covered that right? Maybe people thought including it would be offensive in the wake of Katrina?

I heard the Veronicas album a couple months ago (listened to it to write a show preview of their New York show), and thought it was ok, not all that distinctive, and wound up trading it in. Should I not have? (I think I probably thought it wasn't teen-pop *enough.* Though I vaguely remember the singer vaguely reminding me of Joan Jett once.)

xhuxk, Friday, 6 January 2006 14:02 (eighteen years ago) link

Not sure about the album, but I loved the first single, especially with it's original er indier video clip.

Tim Finney (Tim Finney), Friday, 6 January 2006 14:05 (eighteen years ago) link

It was like Max Martin paying homage to Veruca Salt!

Tim Finney (Tim Finney), Friday, 6 January 2006 14:06 (eighteen years ago) link

MORE TEEN-POP STUFF FROM LAST YEAR'S COUNTRY THREAD:

holy shit, stop the presses, on the stereo right now: 1982 john cougar song of the year: "crazy summer nights" by hope paltrow. sorry, silvertide, you just got beat!! (has metal mike heard this yet? he will spit out his diet pepsi for sure!!)
(okay, that had nothing to do with country, i guess. but i had to say it.)

-- xhuxk (xedd...), July 25th, 2005.
Oh, you were asking about Anna Nalick: she's 21, did "Breathe(2 A.M.)"
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Is she considered country, pop, r&b, or what?
Also, who is Emma Roberts? Just got the CD in the mail; she appears Nickelodeon connected. (Also appears to have nothing to do with country music, but who cares.) It wouldn't play in my computer; gotta take it home I guess. But I really like these song titles: "Punch Rocker," "Say Goodbye to Jr. High," "94 Weeks (Metal Mouth Freak)," "Dummy," "Mexican Wrestler," "New Shoes"! I wonder if Shania has heard that last song. I already want her to be the next Skye Sweetnam or at least Hope Partlow, but she probably isn't, I dunno.

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Anna's in September 26, 2205 issue of People.Yeah, I read it; gotta keep up, yknow. "Nalick has toured almost nonstop since her debut CD, Wreck of the Day, came out in April." College student. But also "kicks off a headlining tour Oct. 6 and opens for Rob Thomas starting on Nov. 6," so headlining tour's more a tourette. I've seen the "Breathe" vid on VH-1 and on CMT's aforementioned "Wide Open Country"(with Mellanin, Crow, Truckers, Hootie, etc.) "On Meeting Rob Thomas: I rewrote matchbox twenty's "Push" when I was younger. I told him about it. He was like, 'That's awesome. Wait. When you were 12, you thought you could write my songs better than I could?'" Somebody had to tell him.
-- don (dmxz...), September 28th, 2005.

On the other hand, I would definitely take the totally morally conflicted Hope Partlow song where she makes out with her friend's boyfriend ("Sick Inside") over the Big&Rich song where John Rich makes out with his friend's girfriend ("Never Mind Me") any day. (That'd be the second or third best song on the Partlow album, behind the great "Crazy Summer Nights", tied with "Everywhere But Here," slightly above "Cold" and the Disney hit "Who We Are", which has a cool blues riff by the way. Also, "Let Me Try" sounds like a cross between David Johansen's "Flamingo Road" and Lionel Richie's "Three Times a Lady," sort of. She has a really ace band, whoever they are. I forgot her album when listing top 10 candidates above; right now, I'd put it somewhere below Lambert/Carter but above MIA/Fannypack, I think, though logically I can see why others might totally disagree. Bottom line is, I'd rather *listen* to it than MIA or Fannypack.)
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(Actually there's a good chance "Sick Inside" > "Cold" > "Who We Are" > "Everywhere But Here" , now that I think of it. But why nitpick?)
-- xhuxk (xedd...), October 3rd, 2005.

And speaking of noncountry singers whom we can talk about on this thread because Chuck talked here about someone whom she reminds me of, "Life After You" on the Brie Larson album is better than anything on the Hope Partlow - it starts with great sexy electro-disco oohs and ahs, similar to Pauline Rubio, then shifts effortlessly into a just-as-danceable Ashlee-Avril-Kelly-Marion I'm-over-you/I-will-flourish/I-will-survive brat-voiced bubblerock monster. The track is produced by the great Ric Wake, the man who helped invent Taylor Dayne and is usually the fellow working the dials on Celine Dion's best moments. The disco on the Brie Larson tends to fade after the second track, unfortunately, and the melodies plummet from "great" to "not bad, though there's another pretty good Ric Wake production (and a couple not so good) and a funny smart song about Brie's not getting along with her gym teacher (guess she doesn't want the gym teacher's perfume on her pillowcase, though she would like a C so she doesn't have to take the damn class anymore). Generally smart lyrics, mostly Brie-written. Promising. Exec. producer Tommy Mottola.
-- Frank Kogan (edcasua...), October 18th, 2005.

Actually, "Life After You" eventually sounds kind of "Smells Like Teen Spirit"! But I like Hope's "Crazy Summer Nights," which sounds kind of like "Jack and Diane," about a hundred times as much. Brie sounds good, though.

-- xhuxk (xedd...), October 19th, 2005.


I like the "Finally Out of P.E." song on Brie Larsen's album more than the "Life After You" song; the former's just way more distinctive. There's something really generic about the former that I can't put my finger on (just like there's something really generic about Kelly Clarkson's "Since U Been Gone", which I like a lot but don't love, that I can't put my finger on; nothing generic to me about Ashlee's "La La" or Hope's "Crazy Summer Nights" at all). I mean, in "Life After You," I *guess* I hear the Rubio ooh-ahh beats Frank's talking about, *when I listen really really really close for them,* but even then they seem incidental; they're not nearly as in bubbliciously in-your-face and effervescent as they'd be in a great Rubio track. Honestly, I don't really even buy the comparison. Sounds more like pretty run-of-the-mill Hillary Duff gurgling to me. Which, again, is fine; I *like* Hillary Duff. And I like this song, but I think I like any number of other Brie songs just as much. (Right now it sounds to me like the album really picks up in the middle -- "Done With Like" which I keep hearing as "Done With Life," "She Shall Remain Nameless" which seems to have some really good high school cultural map specifics in it, "She Said," etc. That could change, though. Either way, a really good album. Better than any album Hillary or the Bratz have made. But not Partlow, I don't think. Yet.)
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I meant "something really generic about the LATTER (i.e, "Life After You") that I can't put my finger on." "Finally Got Out of P.E.," in its own way, is unprecedented, just like "Crazy Summer Nights" in its own way is unprecendented. "Life After You," as the laundry list of teen I-will-survivers Frank likened it to suggests, is anything but. (But of course the thing about generic music is that it's great if you love the genre. I get the idea Frank has more use for that genre than I do. I also think John Cougar was better than Taylor Dayne!)
-- xhuxk (xedd...), October 20th, 2005.

Btw, Hope Partlow is a tremendously gifted singer who makes everything sound easy and natural rather than capital-S "Spectacular," while actually what she does with her voice is rather spectacular, if only she'd make a spectacle of herself - which maybe she should, this being art and not life. I'm sure she'd be a good country singer if that's what she were to choose. In fact, she'd probably be a good anything singer, even death metal. As a stylist she's got a lot more sense and smarts than either Faith Hill or Celine Dion has (Celine's somewhat rooted in countrypolitan when she isn't being rooted in disco). Definitely in the pop-country range if she wants to be (where the Faith and the LeAnn play, and Cougar-style rockers worm their way midstream these days, and the skies are not cloudy all day except whenever LeAnn cries rivers).
I haven't played the Partlow enough for it to really sink in. The things is, what Partlow would choose if she could, it seems, is to be Lisa Stansfield: stylized mastery and control and all that, with maybe an extra freshness in her smooth glides, and certainly more boom from the kick drums and more kick from the snare drums (I prefer Mellancamp riffs to Norman Cook beats, when it comes to backing one's stylishness); but veering Adult Contemporary nonetheless, which will be her destination unless the bucks lead her elsewhere. That could be a drawback, though not necessarily (AC is hardly devoid of passion and rock these days); but so far my other problem with the Partlow album is my failure to love any of the songs. This could change with more listenings; a stylist who makes things easy often sneaks her passion in on you. I certainly appreciate the girl, but I'm not aching for her yet.

-- Frank Kogan (edcasua...), October 20th, 2005.

>kelly clarkson on mtv, the video that looked like some lost melodrama, all blonde on black, with heart break and a sort of undersung sadness/meloncholy...i dont remember the song, but how it was sung was more country and less girl singer, more lambert and less lohan...[anthony easton]
Could be either "Breakaway" or "Because of You" (the blonder of the two) either or which could be country with (or without) a few tweaks, as could Hope Partlow's "Crazy Summer Nights," if you want to vote for any of them.

-- Frank Kogan (edcasua...), December 28th, 2005.

Hope Partlow's "Girlfriend" - fast ZZ fizzies on the guitars. Another reason to consider the album country, though my favorite track is "Everywhere But Here," which is the least country/most teenpop feisty wail of a sad-happy I'm gone 'n' you'll miss me lament-triumph Ashlee-Lindsay-Lohan thing.
-- Frank Kogan (edcasua...), December 29th, 2005.


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I meant Ashlee-Kelly-Lohan thing. Otherwise, I'm being redundant.
-- Frank Kogan (edcasua...), December 29th, 2005.

xhuxk, Friday, 6 January 2006 14:32 (eighteen years ago) link

P.S.) For whatever it's worth, Hope Partlow did not make my Pazz and Jop top 10 albums list (though she did make three other people's I am not allowed to divulge yet), and MIA and Fannypack did, contrary to what I predict up above. I may wind up regretting this. I did vote for "Crazy Summer Nights" (which isn't a single) as a single, though.

P.S.S.) I also liked the Hope 7 album last year. Which means, if nothing else, that 2005 was a *hopeful* year for U.S. teen-pop.

P.S.S.S.) So hey, whatever happened to Skye Sweetnam??

xhuxk, Friday, 6 January 2006 14:37 (eighteen years ago) link

more:

more fun hope'n'ashlee facts!
1. hope does a song where she makes out with your boyfriend and pretends to feel sorry about it; ashlee does one where you accuse her of making out with your boyfriend, and she pretends she didn't and gets pissed off. (except i don't really know if either is pretending.)

2. ashlee opens her CD with a song that sounds like franz ferdinand; hope opens hers with a cool blues riff, just like frank says franz f. open theirs with, though i didn't personally notice it yet. (i think he compared it to a '60s garage punk doing "smokestack lightning.")

3. hope's "don't go" is a red light green light song (see also: ashlee kix reference), though not for the reason its title suggests.

4. ashlee does a song called "boyfriend"; hope does a song called "girlfriend." "girlfriend" is probably 2005's best abba song.

-- xhuxk (xedd...), October 20th, 2005.


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Yikes, the Abba song "Girlfriend" sounds like is "Does Your Mother Know," which could have been written by Vladimir Nabokov. Creepy! But it was also Abba's hardest rock song. Maybe this is an answer record?
Dullest track on Hope's album: Probably "Through It All."

-- xhuxk (xedd...), October 20th, 2005.

xhuxk, Friday, 6 January 2006 14:48 (eighteen years ago) link

i do expect this thread to be my source for the best single 2006.

my name is john. i reside in chicago. (frankE), Friday, 6 January 2006 16:12 (eighteen years ago) link

from an article in the Tacoma News-Tribune on most-anticipated albums of 2006:

"12. Skye Sweetnam, untitled (June 20): This is not necessarily an endorsement – just fair warning regarding which bubble-gum rocker the preteen at your house will likely be obsessed with this summer – you know, the shorty you already took to see Ashlee Simpson, Avril Lavigne and Hilary Duff."

Haikunym (Haikunym), Friday, 6 January 2006 16:16 (eighteen years ago) link

"There was this huge poster of a kid squeezing his bloody zit into a drink! We realized it was a new slushy called the 'Bloody Zit!' We had to try it! What's twisted is that you can sprinkle 'Oily Blackheads' and 'Scabs' into the drink! They're like sour candy! Mmmm but at the same time it's kind of gross!"
—Skye Sweetnam, from her myspace page, which you can find here.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Friday, 6 January 2006 16:52 (eighteen years ago) link

Skye's someone who would fit in easily posting on ILX.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Friday, 6 January 2006 16:53 (eighteen years ago) link

In terms of Max Martin rock action, let us not forget The Veronicas' awesome "4 Eva".

It would not have been possible for me to forget it, in that this is the first I'd ever heard of it.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Friday, 6 January 2006 16:57 (eighteen years ago) link

Taking sides: the Archies vs. the Veronicas.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Friday, 6 January 2006 16:57 (eighteen years ago) link

>Speaking of Rooney, whatever happened to Damone?<


Ha, this just came in the email:

>

DAMONE RE-EMERGES FROM BOSTON ’BURBS WITH ISLAND RECORDS DEBUT
6-WEEK TOUR WITH LESS THAN JAKE BEGINS JANUARY 18th IN ATLANTA
5-song EP, “Out Here All Night,” making waves in advance of 2006 summer release
(January 3, 2006 – New York, NY) Damone is coming! After a recent local Boston show, The Boston Globe hailed Damone as the band that was “born for arenas and is simply biding it's time until it gets to headline in them.,” In advance of their long-awaited second album and first for Island Records, with a 2006 summer release, Damone hits the road for six weeks of shows with Less Than Jake, opening January 18th at the Masquerade in Atlanta.

Damone – charismatic lead singer and guitarist Noelle, Dustin Hengst (drums, vocals), Vazquez (bass, vocals), and Mike Woods (lead guitars, vocals) – took their sweet time putting the pieces back together over the past couple years and the early results are catching the ears of savvy programmers and rock cognoscenti via the Out Here All Night EP. The 5-song sampler – “Out Here All Night,” “What We Came Here For,” “Get Up And Go,” “Never Getting Mine (demo),” and “Time and Time Again” – serves notice that Damone has not lost its flair for “unbelievably hook-laden rock songs,” as CMJ raved back in the day.

Instilled with a strong love of ’80s glam-metal, some Runaways/Joan Jett-size girl-rock (to see Noelle in action is to believe), big Marshall stack guitar solos and badass attitude, Damone is all about the joy and excess of rock.

With the help of legendary mixing engineers Tom Lord-Alge (U2, Weezer, Marilyn Manson) and Mike Shipley (Def Leppard, Green Day, Andrew WK) putting the finishing touches on their upcoming self produced album, Damone has created a timeless piece of rock’n’roll, ready to be sandwiched in a “rock block” of Guns ’N Roses, Queen and AC/DC. “For me,” says newest member Mike Woods, “the story should go this way: it looked like it was going to end, quite literally for some of us, but it didn’t, so we made a kick-ass record and took over the world.”

For further information on Damone go to www.DAMONE.net<

xhuxk, Friday, 6 January 2006 17:32 (eighteen years ago) link

more kick-ass news: THIS comes out february 6
http://images2.alloy.com/images/210x195/rate_it_fefe_dobson_sundaylove.jpg

Haikunym (Haikunym), Friday, 6 January 2006 17:38 (eighteen years ago) link

my daughter made a mix cd of her favorite tunes, and fefe's "stupid little love song" was the opening song. i'll post the full tracklist of her mix later, but it's by far the new most-played disc in the house, along with the hairspray soundtrack and b-52's first album.

Haikunym (Haikunym), Friday, 6 January 2006 17:40 (eighteen years ago) link

Skye Sweetnam's Influences: "Barbie Dolls, fairies and their tales. “The Nightmare Before Christmas,” Danny Elfman, Johnny Depp and Tim Burton… together! Candy, DIY kids. Harajuku girls, Queen Street rockers and my grandma’s closet. Tank Girl, Jet Girl, and Sub Girl, heavy machinery rocks! Comic books, graffiti, notebook scribbles and Pirates. I love Gaudi’s architecture, Gloomy by Mori Chack and pretending I’m going to be a princess when I grow up! I love almost every single kind of music out there... let me name some of my favorites! I want to have a career like Mrs. Gwen Stefani, you know she can do anything! I like Green Day, almost all Pantra, some Zeppelin and Nirvana. Some Tegan and Sara, Mars Volta, Max Martin Songs- Gotta love “Hit Me Baby One More Time…”. Weezer's Blue Album, "Back in the Mud" by Bubba Sparxxx, Outkast's hits, ALL NOFX, Lagwagon, Pennywise and Clutch songs. The Police yo! Coldplay- but I haven't met anyone who doesn't like them. Canadian bands Billy Talent, Death From Above 1979, Propagandhi, Metric. I like some Incubus, The Distillers, Rancid, QOTSA, Angel Dust by Faith No More, "When the Pawn..." by Fiona Apple and Esthero's Wikked Little Grrls. That’s just what I’m into right now.. The list goes on."


Who are "Pantra"? Does she mean "Pantera"? "Tantra"?? Also, I hope she covers "Back in the Mud" on her new album!

xhuxk, Friday, 6 January 2006 17:43 (eighteen years ago) link

I'm hoping for a "Cassandra Geminni/Bombs Over Baghdad" medley, myself. Skye and Fefe and Avril make me want to move to Canada for realz.

Haikunym (Haikunym), Friday, 6 January 2006 17:48 (eighteen years ago) link

That Fefe cover is kind of great.

jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 6 January 2006 17:52 (eighteen years ago) link

Damone in comeback! Well, I'll have to be around for that.

>>Instilled with a strong love of ’80s glam-metal, some Runaways/Joan >>Jett-size girl-rock (to see Damone's Noelle in action is to >>believe), big >>Marshall stack guitar solos and badass attitude, >>Damone is all >>about the joy and excess of rock.

Damone was so not Marshall stack and guitar solo on their debut. And if it had been more like Joan Jett, I would have actually liked it. And she was as badass as my housecats. Nothing wrong with that, but geeez.

>>With the help of legendary mixing engineers Tom Lord-Alge (U2, >>Weezer, Marilyn Manson) and Mike Shipley (Def Leppard, Green Day, >>Andrew WK) putting the finishing touches on their upcoming self >>produced album, Damone has created a timeless piece of rock’n’roll, >>ready to be sandwiched in a “rock block” of Guns ’N Roses, Queen >>and AC/DC.

Ha-ha. I don't get the reverse in adsmanship. Damone's never going to pass as a bunch of heavy rockers. What's wrong with being what they were and just improving it with, like, some passion in those songs?

This blurb reminds me of the blurb that was being peddled with Hanson's live album. "Guitar brutality!" it was said, excerpted from a review from USA Today or Entertainment Weekly. So I asked for a review copy. Big mistake.

George the Animal Steele, Friday, 6 January 2006 17:52 (eighteen years ago) link

on the new album
fefe works with matthew wilder
and joan jett RAWK

Haikunym (Haikunym), Friday, 6 January 2006 18:04 (eighteen years ago) link

Wow. Hey, wow. I am flipping over this Amy Diamond stuff.

Hillary Brown (Hillary Brown), Friday, 6 January 2006 18:07 (eighteen years ago) link

Frank are there any other Hillary songs like "Come Clean" and "Fly"? I love those so much.

I don't know. Nothing else on Most Wanted comes close. You should try Lindsay Lohan's "I Live for the Day," which is doing something very different (a vengeance rocker, basically, and joyous on its vengeful terms), and oddly enough is one of the few Lohan songs that Kara DioGuardi has no hand in, but it nonetheless has the same reverbed-mystery-lament feel. And then you should try Ashlee's "I Am Me," which is even more of a ferocious Dance Of The Woman Scorned and so is even farther in intent from "Fly"'s tremulous beauty ache - but buried in the song's melody (especially during the dancing-on-your-grave ending) the beauty is there, aching. Which isn't altogether surprising, given that Kara DioGuardi and John Shanks are among the song's writers, and John Shanks is its producer.

So, Tim F., if you're worried that by going for Lindsay and Ashlee you'll be diluting your love for Hilary, you should instead conceive this as expanding your love outward via Shanks and DioGuardi.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Friday, 6 January 2006 18:31 (eighteen years ago) link

I need to explore S&D further, but one thing I've noticed is that when song credits add the name "Simpson" to "Shanks" and "DioGuardi," the emotional complication of the lyrics increases 10x.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Friday, 6 January 2006 18:32 (eighteen years ago) link

The new Fefe doesn't bode well, 'Don't let it go to your head', which is unfortunately bland and nothing near the synth awesomeness of 'Don't Go (Boys and Girls). And Skye is pretty impressive - Hypocrite for one, which i poptexted a while back and people loved.

Abby (abby mcdonald), Friday, 6 January 2006 19:32 (eighteen years ago) link

I won't believe you
Abby till I hear the whole
Fefe for myself

Haikunym (Haikunym), Friday, 6 January 2006 20:01 (eighteen years ago) link

"Hypocrite" is the best track on Noise from the Basement! To get all Brooks & Warren on you guys, one of the great moments is when she uses a comic poetic device called "forced scansion" to make her funniest line even funnier:

Some will say that I'm counterfeit
But I will be who I want to
Some will look at me and vomit
But I will do what I want to

Which is extra funny because to make "vomit" fit the meter and rhyme you have to mispronounce it, which she does but without hamming up the mispronunciation. I think she lifted this comic device from that Billy S. guy she likes so much.

Also, in a behind-the-scenes making-of-the-video short for "Tangled Up in Me" she demonstrated to us how they prepared the instruments for the shoot, so she's showing us the muffles they put on the drums; then she turns to the camera and silently mouths "We're not really playing our instruments" to the camera, as if imparting a great but confidential secret.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Friday, 6 January 2006 20:42 (eighteen years ago) link

Er, "I will do what I want to" was "I will look how I want to."

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Friday, 6 January 2006 20:43 (eighteen years ago) link

>if anybody's interested, Lindsay Lohan does "I Want You To Want Me" better than Cheap Trick ever did<

I'm listening to clips of some of these on itunes. Sounds like a bigger production and she's got a good singing voice, but is it as ... believable or something? Does it not just kind of sound like some covers band doing a kind of average/blah assortment of songs, but dressed up in the studio?

Tim Ellison (Tim Ellison), Friday, 6 January 2006 21:01 (eighteen years ago) link

Not believable because it's dressed up, or not believable because it's a covers band? (And why would neither of those be believable?)

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Friday, 6 January 2006 21:45 (eighteen years ago) link

No, not believable because I'm not convinced that she was really passionate about doing a cover of "I Want You to Want Me."

Tim Ellison (Tim Ellison), Friday, 6 January 2006 21:49 (eighteen years ago) link

We went to Disneyland not too long ago and there was a cover band playing at the Buzz Light Year thing in Tomorrowland playing "Love Shack" and stuff. It reminds me of them. (OMG I just remembered that they played "I Want You to Want Me!")

Tim Ellison (Tim Ellison), Friday, 6 January 2006 21:52 (eighteen years ago) link

Wait...so you don't really think she wants him to want her?

xhuxk, Friday, 6 January 2006 21:53 (eighteen years ago) link

(Listening to a 30-second clip (which is too short to tell me enough) of Ashlee Simpson's "L.O.V.E. (Missy Underground Mix)": Ashlee's sunniest song, so Missy gives it minor keys and power chords and doomy thumps on the tom and Asian carnival streamers dive-bombing in the rear.)

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Friday, 6 January 2006 21:56 (eighteen years ago) link

Doesn't it kind of seem like playacting? xp

Tim Ellison (Tim Ellison), Friday, 6 January 2006 21:59 (eighteen years ago) link

I mean, part of my point in what Tim just quoted is that Cheap Trick's version was never all that great from the gitgo. I doubt LL could do a better version of "He's A Whore" or "Surrender" or "I Love You Honey But I Hate Your Friends" or "She's Tight" or "The House is Rockin' (With Domestic Problems)." But Cheap Trick's version of "I Want You To Want Me" always sounded perfunctory in the first place! She's more believable than they ever were, which isn't saying much.

xhuxk, Friday, 6 January 2006 22:00 (eighteen years ago) link

And maybe not so coincidental that a lot of these stars are actresses, too?

xp - I always thought of Cheap Trick's version as a kind of believable '50s nostalgia. believable because it was about '50s rock and roll as a very rocking music! I think it's quite dynamite.

Tim Ellison (Tim Ellison), Friday, 6 January 2006 22:02 (eighteen years ago) link

Chuck and Tim, the question is whether you think she wants you to want her. I'm convinced that she wants everyone to want her.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Friday, 6 January 2006 22:03 (eighteen years ago) link

Guys, she wrote a song about being a drama queen!

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Friday, 6 January 2006 22:04 (eighteen years ago) link

Ha, I always thought Cheap Trick's '50s nostalgia ("All Shook Up," "Ain't That a Shame") sounded totally perfunctory too. So maybe that explains it. Lindsay also does more interesting covers than them. (Though they were pretty great covering Move songs, I guess.)

xhuxk, Friday, 6 January 2006 22:11 (eighteen years ago) link

OK, folks, in further attempts to define the "Fly" sound I will need your adjectival assistance: so far I've used "haunted," "haunting," "gorgeous," "melancholy," "catchy," "heartbreaking beauty," "reverbed-mystery-lament feel," and "aching." That pretty much leaves "ghostly," and then I'm all out of words. (Noun assistance in regard to "beauty" would also be appreciated.)

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Friday, 6 January 2006 22:14 (eighteen years ago) link

Also from the country thread (featuring the word "heartbreaking"):

Speaking of Cougar rocks - though this is off-topic - last week I listened to Jessica Simpson's "I Think I'm In Love With You" for the first time in four years. It's the one that samples the brief bass-guitar fillip from "Jack and Diane" and otherwise is a basic dance-r&b number where she shows off Mariah melismas. It's likable, since she's willing to make the notes fluffy (which isn't to say that she fluffs any of the notes). But what's amazing is the Peter Rauhofer Club Mix that's included on the single. No Cougar notes, just driving, ominous techno and Jessica's "I think I'm in love"s sounding icy but heartbreaking, darting up and down above the jagged synths. Might as well be a totally different song.

(In general, I'm not one of these guys who says, "No, you gotta hear the remix.")

-- Frank Kogan (edcasua...), December 28th, 2005. (Frank Kogan)

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Friday, 6 January 2006 22:19 (eighteen years ago) link

here are some words for frank and hilary: "saudade" (the portuguese/brazilian word for the happiness in sadness and vice versa), "wistful," "doomladen," "goth-blasted," "coked-up," "cynical"

Haikunym (Haikunym), Friday, 6 January 2006 22:19 (eighteen years ago) link

all the pop girls sound like holly & the italians these days but I think they're actually trying to sound more like "since u been gone"

Fritz Wollner (Fritz), Friday, 6 January 2006 22:23 (eighteen years ago) link

"Girlfriend" doesn't Cougar-rock at all, Frank; it Abba-rocks! And I just prefer "Jack and Diane" to "Does Your Mother Know," I guess. Though I love them both. And in the long run, I may regret not voting for Hope's album (which three P&J voters did, though I can't say who.)

And yeah, she's 17 (and I think the songwriting is often really good).

Mikael Wood's appraisal of her, Brie Larsen, etc, can be found here:

http://www.villagevoice.com/music/0552,wood,71326,22.html

And the fact that she picked peas on her family farm in Tennesse is pretty country, I guess! Perhaps country fans will eventually agree.


-- xhuxk (xedd...), December 28th, 2005.


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Hope Paltrow is far too pretty to remain in the peapatch, for sure.
-- edd s hurt (eddshur...), December 28th, 2005. (ddduncan)

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Friday, 6 January 2006 22:24 (eighteen years ago) link

And I've used "tremulous beauty ache" too.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Friday, 6 January 2006 22:27 (eighteen years ago) link

By the way, sorry to keep bringing this back to Cheap Trick (though
"Surrender" IS one of the best songs ever about being a teenager, so there), but Rick Neilson appears on the new Revolting Cocks CD, which is unlistenable, and his photo on the inner gatefold makes him look much younger than Gibby Hayes and Al Jourgensen and Jello Biafra, all of whom appear there also, and appear to be about 80 years old apiece.

xhuxk, Friday, 6 January 2006 22:29 (eighteen years ago) link

I didn't think Lindsay;s version (I want you to want me) was anywhere near as good/popjoyful as the Letters to Cleo version from a few years back!

Abby (abby mcdonald), Friday, 6 January 2006 22:45 (eighteen years ago) link

the only part of lindsay's version I can see as superior is the percussion. I like the clatter. I definitely prefer the Zander vocal.

'Twan (miccio), Friday, 6 January 2006 22:50 (eighteen years ago) link

Hey, frank, what do you think of Evanescence?

'Twan (miccio), Friday, 6 January 2006 22:51 (eighteen years ago) link

zander's vocal is probably less 'believable' but I can enjoy his vocal on a simple musical level in a way I don't dig Lohan's. But I think I'm looking for something different than Kogeddy are.

'Twan (miccio), Friday, 6 January 2006 23:00 (eighteen years ago) link

I've somehow avoided exposure to the Amy Diamond phenomenon completely (before this thread), which is a bit strange since that single was top 10 in Norway for 18 weeks!

Unfortunately, on first listen, it triggers loads of "naff" detectors in me – I think it's because being from "the rest of Europe" (ie not UK and probably Ireland), I've heard loads of terrible Euro stuff employing that not-actually-proper-reggae device, and associate it with Lame Continental Backwaterism. (Examples that have crossed over into UK/US(?) are "Live Is Life" by Opus and "Susanna" by "The Art Company".)

The Vintner's Lipogram (OleM), Friday, 6 January 2006 23:46 (eighteen years ago) link

Rick Neilson appears on the new Revolting Cocks CD, which is unlistenable, and his photo on the inner gatefold makes him look much younger than Gibby Hayes and Al Jourgensen and Jello Biafraa

He more than made up for it on that DVD I reviewed early last year, where he looked like someone's scary old grandmother. It's those sweaters. I never liked "I Want You to Want Me" on "In Color" and even less on the Japanese album. There Zander says this song is called "I --- Want -- You --- To ---- Want ---- Meee" like he's talking to retards and lots of small children. I could never get it out of my head. Irritating.

George the Animal Steele, Friday, 6 January 2006 23:57 (eighteen years ago) link

Yeah, both versions kinda reeked. They were a weird group, because they could be so great (and, uh, so weird), but sometimes I really felt they were knowingly pandering and condescending to some imaginary lowest common denominator audience--and I almost never say that about *anybody*, so they must have hit a nerve, somehow. I dunno, maybe the spoon-feedy stuff was aimed at their English as a second language fans. The way I felt about those '50s covers is probably close to how some folks feel about smashmouth now.

xhuxk, Saturday, 7 January 2006 00:41 (eighteen years ago) link

when did this "oooh grr smashmouth" thing happen

'Twan (miccio), Saturday, 7 January 2006 00:52 (eighteen years ago) link

ha ha you don't have teenage kids, 'twan

xhuxk, Saturday, 7 January 2006 00:59 (eighteen years ago) link

actually, though, smashmouth are some kind of unique case, since at some time they (or at least it seemed they) started doing *only* cover songs for little-kiddie movies, and every kiddie movie wound up having an obligatory smashmouth cover. i sort of respect their utter don't-give-a-shit lack of integrity myself; the singer's a big fat ugly guy, and it's nice to some big fat ugly guys can still make money in this biz, and it's kind of cool how they found their niche. and it seems like they'll basically cover *anything*, not just ? and the mysterians and war and the monkees -- i mean, you can't sink much lower than "ain't gettin nothin for christmas," I don't think. and for all i know, some of their covers are totally great. supposedly they did an all-christmas-covers album available only on the net, including the kinks' "father christmas" and something by the sonics and i forget what else. i'd be curious to hear if it's any good. not curious enough to seek it out myself, though.

xhuxk, Saturday, 7 January 2006 01:15 (eighteen years ago) link

yeah, i totally get why young people might hate them once they started dancing with shrek, but that doesn't seem like the kind of thing you guys would hold against them. i pretty much like all their big hits and I've heard some respectable album tracks too (though i'm tempted to say that the debut is OVERrated, since the only people who talk about it pretend they never did anything good after).

'Twan (miccio), Saturday, 7 January 2006 01:22 (eighteen years ago) link

last year was depressing in the sense that a bunch of fine 90s singles bands put out comps but they were all 19 track with b-sides monstrosities rather than the 11 song "platinum edition" things that would actually make them look good.

'Twan (miccio), Saturday, 7 January 2006 01:24 (eighteen years ago) link

The Sonics' Christmas song was "Santa Claus" - "I want a brand new car, a twangy guitar, a cute little honey, and lots of money." I wouldn't mind hearing Smashmouth do this (or "Father Christmas," for that matter).

Tim Ellison (Tim Ellison), Saturday, 7 January 2006 01:30 (eighteen years ago) link

I'm listening to Duff's "Beat of My Heart" right now, and it seems to be a lot more succesful take on what Kelly Osbourne was attempting on her last album: it's more electro, it's slinkier, it's more pop, it's more accessible, and it rocks harder.

So Hillary Duff is better at being Kelly Osbourne than Kelly Osbourne is.

Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Saturday, 7 January 2006 01:51 (eighteen years ago) link

what the fuck are you on, "beat of my heart" sucks ass. how do humans sit through that awayawayawayawaaaaay shit

'Twan (miccio), Saturday, 7 January 2006 01:52 (eighteen years ago) link

"wake up" at least pulls some sort of chirpy new wave petual clark thing, but "beat of my heart" is just some shrillass nonsense, easily the worst of the three dead prez tracks on that thing.

'Twan (miccio), Saturday, 7 January 2006 01:53 (eighteen years ago) link

petula clark, rather.

i guess you could kelly's album does the new wave thing more sloppily than those new hilary tracks do, but i'm surprised courtney love fans would take offense at that.

'Twan (miccio), Saturday, 7 January 2006 01:55 (eighteen years ago) link

easily the worst of the three dead prez tracks on that thing

?????????

:-0

cancer prone fat guy (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 7 January 2006 01:55 (eighteen years ago) link

hee hee yeah benji and joel call their duo dead presidents

'Twan (miccio), Saturday, 7 January 2006 02:02 (eighteen years ago) link

oh wait dead executives SORRY FOR THE CONFUSION

'Twan (miccio), Saturday, 7 January 2006 02:03 (eighteen years ago) link

oh and from waaay up thread frank I will take you to the fucking mat over "1985." That song is probably the best pop-punk song post-Young & The Hopeless.

'Twan (miccio), Saturday, 7 January 2006 02:03 (eighteen years ago) link

yeah it is okay
unless you listen to the
lyrics which are ASSS

Haikunym (Haikunym), Saturday, 7 January 2006 02:28 (eighteen years ago) link

plus, it's "kokomo"

Haikunym (Haikunym), Saturday, 7 January 2006 02:30 (eighteen years ago) link

One of the central tenents of C.Love fandom is the realisation that you really only need one Courtney. Plus the only track with replay value on Kelly's album is the one that would have fit on the debut album, "Don't Touch Me When I'm Sleeping". Based on a genuine date rape experience, fact fans.

Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Saturday, 7 January 2006 02:37 (eighteen years ago) link

yeah it is okay
unless you listen to the
lyrics which are ASSS

only if you can't take the ribbing, ya old fart.

'Twan (miccio), Saturday, 7 January 2006 02:39 (eighteen years ago) link

and don't give me the 'oh but blondie didn't coexist with u2' horseshit, cuz old farts getting their facts wrong when waxing nostalgiac about the commerce of their youth is common enough to deserve the ridicule they give it. it's basically like "i'm the type of guy" where people hated ll cuz they identified with the dude he was cuckolding.

'Twan (miccio), Saturday, 7 January 2006 02:40 (eighteen years ago) link

though the 'kokomo' thing helps explain why i love the melody.

'Twan (miccio), Saturday, 7 January 2006 02:43 (eighteen years ago) link

haha ant if there is a song in a few years that messes up your teenaged icons and you get cranky about it...remember this moment.

Haikunym (Haikunym), Saturday, 7 January 2006 02:44 (eighteen years ago) link

and if bowling for soup's factual errors WEREN'T intentional that's even better, cuz who gives a shit. answer: old farts.

'Twan (miccio), Saturday, 7 January 2006 02:44 (eighteen years ago) link

actually i would love it if somebody mixed up lou barlow with rivers cuomo, my adolescence isn't something i look back on with pride.

'Twan (miccio), Saturday, 7 January 2006 02:45 (eighteen years ago) link

Plus the only track with replay value on Kelly's album is the one that would have fit on the debut album, "Don't Touch Me When I'm Sleeping".

I'd also throw in "Suurbia," "I Can't Wait," "Red Light," and "One Word" in the replay corner, with the rest still being more listenable than "Beat Of My Heart."

'Twan (miccio), Saturday, 7 January 2006 02:49 (eighteen years ago) link

and "Don't Touch Me" wouldn't fit in with Shut Up! (which kicks the ass of pretty much everything else being discussed here), its way more "Danger Zone" glossy guitarwise.

'Twan (miccio), Saturday, 7 January 2006 02:50 (eighteen years ago) link

also, as far as songs being irreverent about my adolescent treasures, my favorite offhand is Bloodhound Gang's "Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo," which uses all the usual quiet-loud/ feedback squalls/Blue Album uplift and malkmus cryptography to do nothing but describe penis-in-vagina for 3.5. I love it.

Zwan (miccio), Saturday, 7 January 2006 02:57 (eighteen years ago) link

ant, I'm glad yr back
no one is a bigger pain
in a real fun way

Haikunym (Haikunym), Saturday, 7 January 2006 02:59 (eighteen years ago) link

Haha, it is "Kokomo!" Good call.

Tim Ellison (Tim Ellison), Saturday, 7 January 2006 04:48 (eighteen years ago) link

I'm having trouble comparing Kelly Osbourne's dead monotone on "One Word" to Hilary Duff's irritating chirp on "Beat of My Heart." Wait, I'm having no trouble comparing them. The first is a dead monotone, the second's an irritating chirp! There!

Also, "One Word" is cartoon-doom synth goth that swells into massive disco voluptuousness in its chorus, whereas "Beat of My Heart," synth or no synth, is basically Go-Gos cheep-cheep wave. So I don't see how one outdoes the other, as they're doing different things. Also, I love "One Word," whereas "Beat of My Heart" has so far only reached the category "I Have To Admit That This Is Somewhat Catchy, Even If It Makes Me Grit My Teeth." But once I admit that something is catchy, I'm well on my way to describing it as "catchy."

(The rest of Kelly O's alb is more rock than dance, and her dead monotone is correspondingly deadening. Some of it I can tolerate for minutes at a time. The rest of Hilary D's album is... well some it's this, some it's that, and some of it is yet some other thing.)

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Saturday, 7 January 2006 05:41 (eighteen years ago) link

Anthony, my interest in Evanescence was evanescent, though I still own one of their albums, and I may give it another spin of these days.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Saturday, 7 January 2006 05:43 (eighteen years ago) link

I'm so glad glad to hear appreciation for Lohan.

If she doesn't self-implode, she'll be a great, great actress. Her sense of timing is impecable--she nearly blew Jamie Lee Curtis off the screen in Freaky Friday--no easy feat. And how many Disney queen-ettes jump from Herbie to Robert Altman or a David Chapman bio-pic?

Her voice has a fascinating timbre; she's singing from her throat which lends it that elastic-about-to-snap quality that makes it blend wonderfully with overdubbed Lohans.

And yeah--I always felt like Cheap Trick did their song like they were embaressed at having come up with such a confection. Lohan totally nails it.

Ian in Brooklyn, Saturday, 7 January 2006 05:49 (eighteen years ago) link

I don't know if you'll find this relevant, but Popular has now made it to where, as a twelve-year-old, I started once again listening to pop music. So as Rolling Teenpop 2006 Thread rolls along here on ILX, my own adolescence will be developing over at Freaky Trigger. (Currently topping the chart: Reg Presley's perky chirp.)

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I barely remember the Cheap Trick original, to tell you the truth. I suppose it's possible to like the two versions easily, but apparently this is not likely.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Saturday, 7 January 2006 05:54 (eighteen years ago) link

In fact, it's probably easy to like the two versions easily, but I meant to say "equally."

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Saturday, 7 January 2006 05:55 (eighteen years ago) link

Evanescence is a little one-note for me overall, but "Bring Me To Life" blew down the doors so hard that its not easy for me to get excited about "Fly," which sounds like the lite version, and Hilary doesn't make that particularly worthwhile for me. I miss that kaBOOM. Both that and "My Immortal" pull emotion out of me in a way that Duff and Lohan never really achieve on their ballads.

Zwan (miccio), Saturday, 7 January 2006 06:14 (eighteen years ago) link

also is "Bring Me To Life" the hardest rocking song to make the adult contemporary top 10? It even has faux-rapping in it!

Zwan (miccio), Saturday, 7 January 2006 06:20 (eighteen years ago) link

I'm slightly tripping out here at the news of a Lohan cover of "I Want You to Want Me" -- at the same time, it's NOWHERE near my fave Cheap Trick song so by all means improve it if possible, Ms. L. (Who I have no particular feelings about otherwise.)

Smashmouth always sucked. I am filled with hate.

I admit I am dulled by the thematics/presentation of most mainstream pop as such these days, beyond what musical weirdness can be used to spike the punch. At the same time nothing could be duller than the NPR/KCRW/Pitchfork 'quality' cloud of horrors -- I will always hate the Arcade Fire more than 50 Cent (or for that matter Dylan, though not Springsteen). I don't need a recreation of a twenty-year-old 'entryism' in the charts because that would be mere nostalgic frippery designed to assuage my soul instead of intrigue it but I'll be damned if I can sense a flashpoint that works for me at present.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 7 January 2006 06:26 (eighteen years ago) link

(btw, Lohan doesn't fade the song like CT do on the record; rather, she uses the same wind-up ending they use live. So she has, like, cred.)

I had to review both a Duff film (sheer horror, and Christian too) and Herbie. They sent writers to a test screenings. Median age: 10.

My GF's niece is 14. She likes new goth stuff. And that's all I know of (literal) kids today and their listening habits.

Ian in Brooklyn, Saturday, 7 January 2006 07:19 (eighteen years ago) link

I wd love to hear that Jessica Simpson remix Frank is talking about - "I Think I'm In Love With You" was a massive song for me when it came out, I;d never heard Jack And Diane which probably helped.

Tom (Groke), Saturday, 7 January 2006 13:12 (eighteen years ago) link

my nearly ten yr old son like a lot of this stuff. my bonafide teenage nieces and nephews wouldn't be caught dead listening to "teenpop" they like GrnDay/Sum41/Charlotte punk and/or Velvet Revolver-style vintage hardrock. It should really be called preteen pop or in Freudian terms a sountrack for the latency years. (Perhaps I should write something about this?) Anyway, just for the record.

m coleman (lovebug starski), Saturday, 7 January 2006 13:20 (eighteen years ago) link

For the record, I like both the Bowling For Soup song Anthony likes and the Bloodhound Gang song Anthony likes okay -- probably both more than anything by Blink 182, who I'm guessing he might like more, though I might be wrong. Bloodhound Gang are kind of interesting in that they have no qualms about using synths as catchy and bubblegum as the ones Depeche Mode used in "Just Can't Get Enough"; i.e., catchier ones than Depeche Mode ever used since. "Bad Touch"'s electropop hooks could almost pass for Italo-disco.

I like the *idea* of Evanescence, enjoyed seeing them at Webster Hall in '04 or so, but I will probably never get over them sounding to me like a thinner, clunkier, less beautiful, and therefore compromised version of my fave Dutch new age goth-metallers The Gathering. (For thin, clunky, less beautiful, and therefore compromised versions of The Gathering, I prefer Lacuna Coil. Or Lana Lane. Or Lullacry. The last couple of whom kind of suck, so I am obviously a sucker for the sound somewhat. Wish I liked the Top 40 version more.)

xhuxk, Saturday, 7 January 2006 16:21 (eighteen years ago) link

(Or, oh yeah, Nightwish, who are like the Evanescence of Europe apparently, or even bigger -- I think their album and singles went #1 all over that continent last year.)

xhuxk, Saturday, 7 January 2006 16:27 (eighteen years ago) link

Question re Kelly O's "One Word" to those who have it on cd: is there any reference to the obvious "Fade to Grey" ripoff in the credits, or is it different enough to sneak past any copyright issues?

The Vintner's Lipogram (OleM), Saturday, 7 January 2006 16:34 (eighteen years ago) link

For the record, I like both the Bowling For Soup song Anthony likes and the Bloodhound Gang song Anthony likes okay -- probably both more than anything by Blink 182, who I'm guessing he might like more, though I might be wrong.

I don't think there are any Blink-182 songs I like more than "1985" or "Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo" except maybe "Dammit" and "Always," but if so its by a small degree.

Zwan (miccio), Saturday, 7 January 2006 18:19 (eighteen years ago) link

Smashmouth were a dumbed down Rocket from the Crypt.

Tim Ellison (Tim Ellison), Saturday, 7 January 2006 18:46 (eighteen years ago) link

They were mentioned upthread but James ex-Busted Bourne's new band Son Of Dork sound better than McFly to me, with a bit more of the hint of rawkusness that Busted had (just a hint mind). Their "Ticket Outta Loserville" is worthy of Busted's second album.

Also Bonnie Pink, who i got from Edward's blog I think and I seem to remember is Japanese. Perhaps others can provide more info but I'm liking her at the moment.

Nick H (Nick H), Saturday, 7 January 2006 21:06 (eighteen years ago) link

Was "On A Rope" a hit in the US? It got to #12 over here, and RFTC are subsqeuently regarded as some sort of Andreas Johnson/New Radicals style one hit wonder.

Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Saturday, 7 January 2006 21:06 (eighteen years ago) link

RFTC hasn't had anything close to a hit in the US. I love RFTC but I have no idea how Smashmouth could be considered 'dumbed down' in comparison. Unless its because their singer enunciates.

Zwan (miccio), Saturday, 7 January 2006 21:08 (eighteen years ago) link

Son of Dork are probably more interesting in theory than they are in reality, because they're like Simple Plan on uppers really, but it's weird to hear how different they are to Fightstar, who couldn't qualify as teen-pop under any definition of the term, at the first single level there really wasn't that marked a difference between, say, Gary Barlow RObbie Williams and Mark Owen, was there?

I want to like our new power-pop overlords in the UK, but the majority of them are in hock to complete shit (Son of Dork and Simple Plan, Rooster and Aerosmith, Freefaller and whatever the fuck it is they're listening to in order to sound that bad). I was hoping that The Faders would have songs as good as "No Sleep Tonight" in their repoirtoire, but it looks like we're never going to hear them now considering how little that and "Jump" sold. Love Bites aren't gonna happen either.

Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Saturday, 7 January 2006 21:11 (eighteen years ago) link

A dumbed down aesthetic, anthony.

Tim Ellison (Tim Ellison), Saturday, 7 January 2006 21:52 (eighteen years ago) link

The cartoonification of something that was already kind of cartoony. (Oh, the humanity.)

Tim Ellison (Tim Ellison), Saturday, 7 January 2006 21:55 (eighteen years ago) link

the real question here
is which thread will be larger,
this one or country

Haikunym (Haikunym), Saturday, 7 January 2006 23:44 (eighteen years ago) link

By number of posts: This one
By column inches: That one

xhuxk, Sunday, 8 January 2006 00:40 (eighteen years ago) link

Country less taciturn than teenpop?

vs.

Country less snappy than teenpop?

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Sunday, 8 January 2006 03:10 (eighteen years ago) link

One Word

Writer: Linda Perry, Stuck in the Throat/Famous Music Corp. (ASCAP)
Produced and Engineered by: Linda Perry at Royaltone, North Hollywood, CA
Assisted by: Chris Wonzer and Andrew Chavez
Pro Tools Engineer: David Guerrero
All Instruments and Programming: Linda Perry
French Spoken Female Voice: Alephonsine de Chambure
Mixed by: Bernd Burgdorff for Empire7
Assisted by: Shawn Parker

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Sunday, 8 January 2006 03:17 (eighteen years ago) link

On the launch.yahoo.com pop video chart, Aqua's "Barbie Girl" is Number 20, sandwiched between "Since U Been Gone" and "Boyfriend." This I can't make much sense of, though I like the song fine. What's it doing so high NOW? Is it on a new Disney soundtrack or something? (I still way prefer "Lollipop (Candyman).")

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Sunday, 8 January 2006 06:43 (eighteen years ago) link

I am so glad this thread exists.

jaymc (jaymc), Sunday, 8 January 2006 07:50 (eighteen years ago) link

I think "Barbie Girl" is just a perennial video people must like to look at for some reason I'd rather not fathom. Linkin Park's "In The End" is always at the end of Yahoo's Top 100. It's probably a Dark Side Of The Moon thing.

Zwan (miccio), Sunday, 8 January 2006 08:15 (eighteen years ago) link

Oh, I can fathom it. Might have something to do with it being one of the funniest music videos ever made. I've got it on a VHS tape, and I definitely looked at perenially for years, usually when people were over who I wanted to show it to. But now it's in storage, along with all my other VHS tapes, for instance the Tox Box and Dr. Bombay and Los Fabulosos Cadillacs ones I also liked to look at perenially for reasons others might not fathom.

xhuxk, Sunday, 8 January 2006 16:23 (eighteen years ago) link

Talking of Aqua is there any news on anything new from Lene Nystrom? It's been a couple of years since her solo album and I still really like it.

Agreed "Jump" was nowhere near "No Sleep Tonight" in quality terms.

Nick H (Nick H), Sunday, 8 January 2006 17:02 (eighteen years ago) link

I think a while ago Launch had a "Look at these crappy videos! Which is the most hilariously crappy?" competition, something along those lines. Barbie Girl won and hasn't left the top 100 since.

William Bloody Swygart (mrswygart), Sunday, 8 January 2006 17:06 (eighteen years ago) link

Except it's not hilarously crappy at all. It's hilariously great. It is what all videos should aspire to. Or lots of them, anyway,

xhuxk, Sunday, 8 January 2006 18:31 (eighteen years ago) link

Oh, I know. Rene's growing irritation during the "Come on Barbie, Let's go party!" bit really is rather magnificent.

William Bloody Swygart (mrswygart), Sunday, 8 January 2006 21:09 (eighteen years ago) link

I know xhuxk has already chimed in on this, but any other thoughts on the veronicas. i really *listened* to "4ever" yesterday and it really is pretty f***ing transcendent. I put it on a mix with some Go4 Return the Gift tracks, and I spent the first five seconds trying to figure out which riff was. And then the vocals play out pretty much every possible variation in the melody line over the course of the song, what seems like every rock-pop vocal hook ever. I totally buy it everything they say, and when they're saying "come with me tonight we can make the night last forever," well, that's an impressive cliche to pull off.

What about the rest of the album? (Proving tough to find on s1sk this morning.)

Mitya (mitya), Wednesday, 11 January 2006 15:33 (eighteen years ago) link

I've been seeing many copies of Morningwood at semi-discount in BestBuy and Tower. For an act that has a young girl as frontperson, this has to be of the most humiliating names, ever. Backing her up, guys who look like Simple Plan caught in mid-leap in front of colorful and sparkly amplifiers. Title of first song on LP: "Nu Rock." Stickers makes claim Morningwood is big on MTV. I would have been more impressed if there had been a title: "Broke my johnson on the bathroom door."

Anyway, xhuxk, get 'em to send me a copy! What's this sound like?!

George the Animal Steele, Sunday, 15 January 2006 21:17 (eighteen years ago) link

Mitya, the Veronicas album's pretty damn good, except for an ill-advised cover of Tracy Bonham's "Mother Mother" at the end of it. If you liked "4 ever" and are generally down with Avril, Ashlee etc you'll love it to bits.

edward o (edwardo), Sunday, 15 January 2006 21:25 (eighteen years ago) link

I saw Morningwood open for Gang Of Four. One of the most horrifying live music experiences of my life. I hate when singers demand crowd enthusiasm when they haven't earned it and the audience clearly would like them to get their damn set over with. This woman (who didn't look that young at all, I assumed they were all Meredith Brooks/sessions vet types) was going insane, screaming at individuals to take their clothes off and made me hide in the corner out of embarassment. I think she may genuinely have mental problems. Nothing on the album is as zippy as the single, which at least is exuberantly corny.

Zwan (miccio), Sunday, 15 January 2006 21:55 (eighteen years ago) link

This is maybe the wrong thing to say at this point, but Morningwood seems to have at least some roots in the NYC indie community, by which I guess I mean that Bryan from Man in Grey seems to know them pretty well. I would say more but "Feeling on Your Booty (Rmx)" just came on.

Eppy (Eppy), Sunday, 15 January 2006 21:58 (eighteen years ago) link

Isn't one an ex-Wallflower?

Zwan (miccio), Sunday, 15 January 2006 22:00 (eighteen years ago) link

just checked elsewhere and another guy in the band is ex-spacehog too.

Zwan (miccio), Sunday, 15 January 2006 22:01 (eighteen years ago) link

In case he's lurking, I just want to publicly shun Keith Harris for claiming the song "Take Off Your Clothes" 'regularly instigates audience strip-alongs' in his SPIN review. He was at the Go4 show and he KNOWS that shit ain't true.

Zwan (miccio), Sunday, 15 January 2006 22:09 (eighteen years ago) link

I think it did actually happen at their non-opening-slot shows, though.

Anyway, are we actually saying they're teenpop? They seem more like a 90s nostalgia act to me. (Although a nice one.)

Eppy (Eppy), Sunday, 15 January 2006 22:10 (eighteen years ago) link

Did you read the same promo sheet or something? I refuse to believe that song could inspire actual insanity.

Zwan (miccio), Sunday, 15 January 2006 22:11 (eighteen years ago) link

Well, by "inspired audience stripping" read "the singer brought an audience member on state and took some of their clothes off."

Eppy (Eppy), Sunday, 15 January 2006 22:12 (eighteen years ago) link

Er, "stage."

Eppy (Eppy), Sunday, 15 January 2006 22:12 (eighteen years ago) link

yeah at the Go4 show she pulled two people from backstage and screamed 'STRIP! STRIP! STRIP!' at them, eventually getting a goddamn jacket off one but there's a long fucking road between that 'inspired audience stripping.'

Zwan (miccio), Sunday, 15 January 2006 22:13 (eighteen years ago) link

its like saying Pete Yorn has 'buzz'

Zwan (miccio), Sunday, 15 January 2006 22:14 (eighteen years ago) link

They were probably afraid Go4 would make look at them dismissively.

Eppy (Eppy), Sunday, 15 January 2006 22:15 (eighteen years ago) link

haha dude Jon King was dancing like a goddamn Space Invader and thrusting his hips while wearing in a jacket with no shirt underneath. And people were dancing. I think they would have been happy if Morningwood actually inspired anything other than boredom and horror.

Zwan (miccio), Sunday, 15 January 2006 22:16 (eighteen years ago) link

Actually, I couldn't find this at the Voice, although their press kit reprints it. They were in anecdotal mention viz. Siren and a Howard Stern radio show but that don't count.

"Morningwood are an energetic and impressive bunch that have certainly speant lots of time with their Buffalo Daughter, Le Tigre and Breeders records, but not so much as to let in infringe on their own innovative sound and style."
Village Voice

But the Morningwood album also includes more than a few songs that are unnecessarily, even perversely, awful. The next record executive to complain about slumping CD sales should be forced to spend the day playing "Babysitter" on repeat, listening to Ms. Claret moan, "Your mama, mama, mama shouldn't let me baby-sit." At the Bowery Ballroom, she worked overtime to entertain: she brandished a baton; she climbed up to the balcony; during "Take Off Your Clothes," she invited a suspiciously well-prepared woman from the audience to strip onstage. When Ms. Claret sang she often rolled her eyes, and she wasn't the only one.

-- The New York Times, yestiddy

This energetic combination of glam, garage, and new wave has been cooked up by something approximating an all-star lineup of musicians. Morningwood bassist Pedro Yanowitz used to rock it with (Jake) Dylan in the Wallflowers, and guitarist Richard Steel was in Spacehog. The ringmistress of this motley crew is singer/frontwoman Chantal Claret, who has a sexy voice that can go from raspy and husky to over-the-top cooing, and an alluring look, if the album's cover is to be believed. All the assembled players seem to be giving it their all on every track here, and their unbridled enthusiasm is contagious.

What's more impressive, however, is the way Morningwood trips from style to style over the course of the eleven assembled tracks. "Nu Rock" kicks things off with a totally thrashing garage rock sound that wouldn't have sounded out of place coming out of Sweden a couple of years ago. Two tracks later, "To the Nth Degree" borders on disco, or at least dance-pop, ratcheting up the glam factor...um, to the nth degree, I guess. "Jetsetter," meanwhile, is reminiscent of Weezer's "Hash Pipe"-era stuff, and "Everybody Rules" has a jazzy swing that makes me, honestly, think of Gary Glitter.

-- ugo.com

New York Magazine called them "one of the hottest bands changing the New York soundscape," while the Village Voice and Entertainment Weekly offer similar praise.

-- Some college wrapper, seeing New York Mag praise something vaguely rock and roll would generally be a warning to steer clear, much like being recommended through, say, NPR. Maybe worse.

Morningwood, "Morningwood" (Capitol) You can't stop the unflinching rock 'n' roll of Morningwood. You can't even hope to contain it. It's bursting with sexual energy and so much testosterone that you have to hand it to singer Chantal Claret, who can rock out under the moniker Morningwood with the unbridled enthusiasm of Andrew W.K. and unhinged eroticism of Peaches

-- Denver Post

It's amusing that the reviews, including stuff I didn't excerpt from Lex-Nex are all over the place. Business-wise that tells me the label is spending a lot of money on promotion and artificial priming that's not even close to being recoupable.

In any case, that the NY Times basically hates Morningwood is like Rolling Stone "red book" rating. Quite possibly I'd like it.
Impossible to tell really from most of the press which is standard garishly-painted boilerplace.

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And that album cover definitely screamed "teenpop."

George the Animal Steele, Sunday, 15 January 2006 22:18 (eighteen years ago) link

you might like it, George. They sound kind of like those new wave bands with names like Lucy & The Gerbils or Pamela & The Wingdings. If Pylon tried to be Scandal.

Zwan (miccio), Sunday, 15 January 2006 22:21 (eighteen years ago) link

has a jazzy swing that makes me, honestly, think of Gary Glitter.

He Phoned It In Yeah, Gary G. was the most jazzy of cats when it came to laying down the pitter-patterin' beat. But he's really really really the apotheosis of teenpop (with two meaning of "pop") now.

If Pylon tried to be Scandal.

This does not sound good. That would ruin Scandal. "Goodbye to You" to a G04 beat. Ouch, I'd hurt myself.

George the Animal Steele, Sunday, 15 January 2006 22:23 (eighteen years ago) link

The "4Ever" video is streamed at the Veronicas Website and also at launch.yahoo.com. My first reaction is that it's very likable: starts with Franz Ferdinand guitar-boing then in the verse the Veronicas sound bratpunk like Skye Sweetnam and the music goes up a menacing Transylvanian half-step; then the chorus comes in as if disregarding the verse, sounds like Max Martin producing a Kara DioGuardi track, though Web sources say that Martin wrote it. (I don't think DioGuardi has anything to do with the Veronicas.) It has the sheen of "Since U Been Gone"/"Behind These Hazel Eyes" but melodically it's "Fly"-ish. I find this disconcerting, actually, the way the chorus emblazons "teenpop" on our eardrums without delivering any kind of personality. But that doesn't mean it sounds impersonal or cold; it's high thrilling emotion, just not linked yet in my mind with any particular personality (unlike Ashlee or Lindsay, whose respective voices you can recognize within two seconds after they open their mouths). [Or the personality it's linked to is Max's and Kara's, not the Verries'.] This may change as I know the song better (but it doesn't have to change for me to like it). The alb's out in the U.S. on Valentine's Day, single probably started its push here in Nov. or Dec. but'll be eligible for my 2006 Pazz & Jop ballot.

Two facts I like: The performers in the group all look the same, and they co-wrote t.A.T.u.'s "All About Us" (maybe the sixth best song on Dangerous and Moving, which is not a problem with the song but rather due to the excellence of the t.A.T.u. album, which Stephen Thomas Erlewine at allmusic described in this way: "As Dangerous and Moving wears on — hell, by the second track — the icy digital sheen of the production starts to grate nearly as bad as the flat, bored vocals of the girls." (I like Erlewine a lot, actually, since his descriptions of why he hates something often give me insight into why I like it; not that I always disagree with his judgments.)

None of the other songs excerpted in the Veronicas' electronic press kit sounded nearly as good (on brief listen) as "4Ever," though there was one that was pleasingly similar to Kelly Clarkson's "Behind These Hazel Eyes."

I did enjoy the Verry sisses' electronic-press-kit clowning, especially Lisa-unless-it's-Jess saying that what she likes about a guy is when he's in bed.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Monday, 16 January 2006 00:34 (eighteen years ago) link

I couldn't find this [Morningwood blurb] at the Voice:

It was in a promo blurb for the Voice's Siren Music Festival 2005, so it's from promo copy, not from a piece of criticism. (This isn't to say that promo copy can't ever be right, or good analysis, for that matter.)

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Monday, 16 January 2006 00:49 (eighteen years ago) link

Rolling Teardrop 2005 Thread

reo, Monday, 16 January 2006 01:31 (eighteen years ago) link

Frank, which six songs on D&M are better than "All About Us"? I'm thinking the title track definitely - close to the best thing they've done (bleak, like a death march covered in Euro-torch style), maybe "Gomenasai" (though I've gone off that a bit since Flipsyde's awful "Happy Birthday" that samples it) and "Friend Or Foe" are more song-y and "Loves Me Not" has better punch, but five songs better? Sheesh, I love the record and I'm not agreeing with you here.

edward o (edwardo), Monday, 16 January 2006 01:39 (eighteen years ago) link

The outer space song is the best track on the new taTu album! It totally reminds me of all those Boney M songs about Exoduses 10 million light years away, which I hadn't given much thought to in the past couple years. It's beautiful.

Haven't gone back and read all the Morningwood posts, but I'm confused -- are they being marketed as a teen pop act now, and if so, why? Or are they just on this thread tangentially? They've been bumming around NYC for a couple years, basically Yeah Yeah Yeahs bandwagon jumpers near as I could tell (which is to say, less intereresting than either Scandal *or* Pylon); the one show I saw, while I was DJ-ing between sets at Southpaw in Brooklyn a couple years ago, was completely awful, and very much as Anthony described it, and I said so in a gig-preview blurb I wrote for the Voice's listings section next time they came around: Unrocking garage rock fronted by an embarrassing loud woman who kept trying to hammer into our heads that they were all about SEX and they must be making us REALLY HOT even though, at least to my eyes and ears, there was nothing remotely sexy about either she or their music. They had a vinyl EP out locally at the time with a big pink tit drawn on the cover, furthuring rubbing in their dumb essence before existence we're-sexy-because-we-say-so baloney. Still, they weren't the worst band in town, I guess. Some people seemed to like them okay. I'd say most of the listings blurbs they got in the Voice were neither love em or hate em. Never saw the one quoted above, but yeah, it sounds like an advertisey Siren Festival supplement preview done by the promotions department, not something from the listings section. If they are indeed starting to take off nationally in some even meager way, I gotta say I'm kinda surprised. Jeanne Fury's review of their album (which I haven''t heard) should run in the Voice in the next few weeks....but anyway, back to my original question: What's teenpop about them?

xhuxk, Monday, 16 January 2006 14:22 (eighteen years ago) link

"Cosmos", that was one of the ones that caught my ear on the first listen too, but I didn't imagine it would have got much love aside. Apparently there's a demo where the lyrics are "Together we are gay.. in outer space" that was leaked to the net by the producer! I haven't heard it though.

edward o (edwardo), Monday, 16 January 2006 14:37 (eighteen years ago) link

What's teenpop about them?

If "Boyfriend" is teenpop, then "Nth Degree" - the single - is.

Zwan (miccio), Monday, 16 January 2006 16:34 (eighteen years ago) link

In the top post Frank mentions Weezer and Akon, so I think any act that pimps themselves to the teen audience or sounds like they plausibly could gets discussion here.

Zwan (miccio), Monday, 16 January 2006 16:38 (eighteen years ago) link

Yeah, that's fine with me, Anthony, though I haven't heard the single, and wasn't aware of the pimping to teens, and can't imagine Morningwood will get any Radio Disney play like I assume Frank was saying Akon and Weezer do. But hey, I'm obviously the last person to complain abot elastic genre boundaries. I was just curious what the logic was, is all.

xhuxk, Monday, 16 January 2006 16:45 (eighteen years ago) link

if you heard the single you could imagine it playing on Radio Disney.

Zwan (miccio), Monday, 16 January 2006 16:46 (eighteen years ago) link

Disco beat, compressed guitars, girl spelling out the name of her band AND spelling out the word "awesome." So candyass that I was surprised to find they were being sold as some credibly underground phenomenon rather than the authors of the theme song to Jessica Wylie, Teen Detective or something.

Zwan (miccio), Monday, 16 January 2006 16:51 (eighteen years ago) link

actually i double-checked and she doesn't spell out 'awesome.' but here's the chorus. Maybe I read that in a promo blurb or something. Phoned it in, sorry.

Zwan (miccio), Monday, 16 January 2006 16:54 (eighteen years ago) link

Uh oh, here we go
Turn up the radio
Come on everybody
To the Nth degree
If you're rock and roll, disco, heavy metal angel
Come on everybody, to the Nth degree
M-O
M-O-R
M-O-R-N-I-N-G-W-O-O-D
To the Nth degree

Zwan (miccio), Monday, 16 January 2006 16:55 (eighteen years ago) link

They're not being sold as an underground phenomenon.

If they're getting marketed as teenpop, that's because they're on a major label and they don't know how else to promote them.

They've been on late night shows and such. Has anyone gotten a promo copy? Could you tell what market they were leaning toward? I know the song's getting played on the radio somewhere or other, I just don't know what kind of stations.

Eppy (Eppy), Monday, 16 January 2006 17:03 (eighteen years ago) link

They're not being sold as an underground phenomenon.

They're a group with roots in the NY scene that inspires audience stripping, dude!

Zwan (miccio), Monday, 16 January 2006 17:05 (eighteen years ago) link

I think Morningwood will be aimed square at the Scissor Sisters market - in the UK at least.

Jerry the Nipper (Jerrynipper), Monday, 16 January 2006 17:06 (eighteen years ago) link

They're a group with roots in the NY scene that inspires audience stripping, dude!

Conveying information != repeating marketing strategy

Eppy (Eppy), Monday, 16 January 2006 17:07 (eighteen years ago) link

right.

I'd be a little more impressed if they actually claimed to be influenced by Ashlee Simpson.

Zwan (miccio), Monday, 16 January 2006 17:08 (eighteen years ago) link

Anyway, I have been successfully chastened for conveying information. If anyone wants to present evidence that Morningwood is being marketed as a teenpop phenom, we can continue discussing them, otherwise we can leave them behind all happy and stuff.

Eppy (Eppy), Monday, 16 January 2006 17:09 (eighteen years ago) link

xhuxk, I started the Morningwood thing. Almost sorry I did. The CD is en masse at BestBuy and Tower, front of store rackspace, indicating major label pay to position grease. The cover photo screams teenpop, apparently makes the singer look much younger and less brassy than she actually is, the backing band look like Simple Plan. I was curious but didn't feel like buying it. Good thing because since Jeanne's doing, there'd be no way for me to write it off.

If anyone wants to present evidence that Morningwood is being marketed as a teenpop phenom, we can continue discussing them, otherwise we can leave them behind all happy and stuff.

This is pop music, not stem cell research. I had a question, the reasoning which led to I've gone into -- twice. The band appeared to me to be marketed as teenpop instore. Nothing more. I was curious so I asked a question this thread. Da, verstehen Sie?

George the Animal Steele, Monday, 16 January 2006 17:18 (eighteen years ago) link

No problem with bringing them up George. Not everybody on the metal or country threads is "marketed as metal" or "marketed as country" either. If somebody thinks some band or song belongs, they or it belong. (I will perhaps say more once I actually hear their album.)

xhuxk, Monday, 16 January 2006 17:29 (eighteen years ago) link

Re Veronicas - I wish they'd stuck with the original video clip. Their brazen "let's pick up at the pool, it's okay if we both go home with the one guy" mission for sex conveyed so much more personality than the boring US video clip.

Tim Finney (Tim Finney), Monday, 16 January 2006 20:47 (eighteen years ago) link

I don't know if Morningwood is teen-pop. I do know that there's a huge push even at the indie level - the label is doing a Listening Post with my taste-making store and gave us free vinyl 7" with purchase (how many teen-pop fans have turntables?).

It seems to have worked - the disc came in at #6 on our weekly sales chart, 2nd highest chart debut for the week (behind Bleeding Through).

I'm listening now and... Well gosh, I think I love the band so damn much I don't much care if they're contrived or not. But I'm a sucker for female-led fuzzy-guitar power-pop bands (The Sounds are another one).

Brian O'Neill (NYCNative), Monday, 16 January 2006 21:10 (eighteen years ago) link

Elaborating on what Chuck said, you don't have to be marketed as teenpop to become teenpop, what with Fatboy Slim and 2 Unlimited with tracks on Radio Disney permanent play (and you don't have to be teenpop to be relevant to a teenpop thread). Destiny's Child wasn't particularly marketed as teenpop, they just got that audience among others.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Tuesday, 17 January 2006 01:31 (eighteen years ago) link

Top five tracks on t.A.T.u.'s Dangerous and Moving: "Cosmos (Outer Space)," "Loves Me Not," "Perfect Enemy," "Friend or Foe," and "Sacrifice" (though I do like "All About Us" about as much as "Sacrifice").

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Tuesday, 17 January 2006 01:34 (eighteen years ago) link

After all, Loretta Lynn was once teenpop.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Tuesday, 17 January 2006 01:58 (eighteen years ago) link

"Sacrifice" better than "Dangerous and Moving" = you is mental, Kogan.

I think it's odd that the Veronicas are launching in the UK with "Everything I'm Not", which I guess IS kinda halfway between "Since U Been Gone" and "My Happy Ending", but with a lot less kick than either.

edward o (edwardo), Tuesday, 17 January 2006 02:04 (eighteen years ago) link

Just saw the video for "To the Nth Degree." Yes, it's got Radio Disney potential, also hit potential (though I merely like it rather than adore it). First, it's new wave in the late '70s sense, meaning loud rockers allowing themselves to riff loud and simple, goofy vocals on top, which are goofy and vocodered enough to appeal to kids, as will all that chanting/spelling that Anthony described. And the video is catchy itself, the group being a collection of different album covers coming to life one after another, so they get to pose as all different kinds of band: a '60s Partridge Family cleancut flower-power-y, an '80s hairmetal, Richard Simmons aerobics ad, and so on.

(And now Launch Yahoo is playing "All About Us," which is quite gorgeous. The video has the girls walking around wan and expressionless, as if they were forced to appear in a Depeche Mode video instead.)

OK, I'm watching Morningwood again, and I don't see how this doesn't dominate MTV. They're posing as Queen, then they're posing as Santana, then they're Kraftwerk, then they're Hole. And the song is more disco-wavy than I'd indicated (but DOR disco rather than British new-romantic disco).

And now Launch is playing Mariah's "All I Want for Christmas Is You"; the song achieves something I didn't think Mariah could pull off: a Ronettes-Crystals sound while Mariah still gets to be her vocal-trapeze-artist self. (I miss that Mariah. The new Mariah seems chastened and subdued in comparison.)

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Tuesday, 17 January 2006 03:48 (eighteen years ago) link

And now they're playing real teenybopper pop - that is, System of a Down's "B.Y.O.B." a song I find very witty and catchy with its hammy la la la-la la-la-la-la ooooooo, and then an actually compelling r&b-ish party break, followed thrash spinach about fascist nations and sending the poor to war. "Still you feed us lies from the tablecloth." I saw this band at the Pepsi Center; I was one of the two adults accompanying a couple of 11-year-olds and a couple of 14-year-olds. Naomi (my ex gf Naomi, mother of two of them) that I found this song very funny, and she said, "Funny? Frank, the words are very serious." In a serious tone of voice.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Tuesday, 17 January 2006 03:55 (eighteen years ago) link

OK, now I'm watching/hearing Morningwood's "Jetsetter": little-girl gooey voice on a gooey melody that I like, followed by loud guitars and rather mediocre in-your-face (or your-ear) loud-bitch singing which'd work better if this part were catchier but reminds me too much of the Plasmatics (who are probably these guys' idols). Then the gooey melody returns but this time with loud guitar accompaniment, and that works OK but not as well as when it was soft and gooey. I might like this more if I didn't have in mind all your negative comments about their live show. But it's mediocre on its own merits. Nowhere as engaging as "To the Nth Degree."

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Tuesday, 17 January 2006 04:05 (eighteen years ago) link

Repeat of my earlier post, this time with errors corrected:

And now they're playing real teenybopper pop - that is, System of a Down's "B.Y.O.B." a song I find witty and catchy with its hammy la la la-la la-la-la-la ooooooo leading into a compelling r&b-ish party break, followed by thrash spinach concerning fascist nations and sending the poor to war. "Still you feed us lies from the tablecloth." I saw this band at the Pepsi Center; I was one of the two adults accompanying a couple of 12-year-olds and a couple of 15-year-olds. I told Naomi (my ex gf, mother of two of them) that I found this song very funny, and she said, "Funny? Frank, the words are very serious." In a serious tone of voice.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Tuesday, 17 January 2006 04:43 (eighteen years ago) link

Quickly want to say that Anthony is on the money in regard to Evanescence's relation to teenpop (and note that lead singer Amy Lee was only 20 when Fallen was released). There are similarities between the ghostly opening to Evanescence's "Bring Me To Life" and the ghostly opening to Hilary Duff's "Fly," though the chorus to "Bring Me" has more in common (in tune and delivery) with some of the rocking stuff by Avril and Kelly. As for what generated what, Fallen comes after Michelle Branch's "Everywhere" (maybe the start of the modern teen confessional sound) and after the first Avril album, is the same year as Hilary's "Come Clean," precedes "Fly" and Breakaway, and no doubt has a lot of rock and goth sources that I know nothing about, but anyway chicken and egg here. I didn't give Fallen much attention when I first got it, so I'm only digging into it now and I reserve the right to subsequently fall in love with it. So far I'll echo Anthony's comment about it being too one-note, by which I assume he's referring to Amy Lee's beautiful but monolithic (and eventually monotonous) voice. "Bring Me to Life" and "Going Under" move me the most, and they're the most pop. Hard to say why I prefer "Fly" to "Bring Me to Life": I like the tune more, and I think the song and the performance have better pacing; Hilary's sketch of a voice serves her song well, while Amy's strong gorgeous wail eventually lays a burden on hers. But each song is good; "Fly" just happens to be my favorite of the last couple of years.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Tuesday, 17 January 2006 07:14 (eighteen years ago) link

As for what sounds powerfully Evanescent these days: go straight to "Addicted" and "Hear Me" on Kelly Clarkson's Breakaway, which are Fallen without hope of redemption, the same lost wail but deployed to better effect by Kelly.

Credits: Kelly Clarkson's "Addicted" written by Kelly Clarkson, Ben Moody, David Hodges; Evanescence's "Bring Me to Life" written by Amy Lee, Ben Moody, David Hodges; Moody was the guitarist in Evanescence, is the guitarist on "Addicted" and co-produced it with Hodges; "Hear Me" is written by Kelly Clarkson, Kara DioGuardi, Cliff Magness; produced by Magness who played most of the instruments; Magness produced and co-wrote the more melodramatically fraught-sounding songs on the first Avril album.

The song I hear echoed in a lot of these tracks: Stevie Nicks' "Edge of Seventeen" (not the rhythm accompaniment, but Stevie's melody and her way of singing it). And of course Lindsay Lohan covers "Edge of Seventeen" on her recent album.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Tuesday, 17 January 2006 07:41 (eighteen years ago) link

[Morningwood] guitars and rather mediocre in-your-face (or your-ear) loud-bitch singing which'd work better if this part were catchier but reminds me too much of the Plasmatics (who are probably these guys' idols).

Ha! So Frank, you're saying the Morningwood goyl can't sing at all 'cuz Wendy O. sure couldn't even though I liked her. It gets really obvious and desperate on her recordings after Dieter Dirks did Coup d'etat which was the Plasmatics' most metal and probaby their most likely to appeal to teens. Hey, now maybe I'd like Morningwood, although I still don't know if there's someone like Richie Stotts in the band. No one wore a nurse's uniform on the cover.

I bet you could play "Concrete Shoes" for tweeners and a some of them would like it. That song never aged.

George the Animal Steele, Tuesday, 17 January 2006 07:55 (eighteen years ago) link

Sing shming... yeah, Wendy O. wasn't really singing, the Morningdope probably is somewhat, but it's still like, I don't know, a poor man's Deborah Iyall or something. (I like "Never Say Never"; no one who's tried to copy it does that bored pained broad thing as well as Iyall did in the talking part of "Never Say Never." The Slunt version is the only alive thing on the generally boring Slunt album, but the Romeo Void original cuts it.) Launch.yahoo.com streams a couple of Morningwood vids, so you can hear for yourself. The only Plasmatics song I really know (have it on tape) is "Butcher Baby." I remember a round robin interview years ago either in the Voice or the Soho News with a bunch of female performers (including a couple I knew), and Wendy O. kept interrupting to say "My pussy's wet when I perform." She was really irritating, but I can see how someone like that might occasionally pull of some good music.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Tuesday, 17 January 2006 16:35 (eighteen years ago) link

Huh, that is impolite. I used to have quite a few of her records. "It's My Life" was a good song, written by a member of Kiss, on her first solo. It was generally propped up by the session men. There was raft of genuinely dreadful thrash metal albums, some horrible concept piece with Lemmy. She contributed some performances to "Reform School Girls," which fit the theme.

At one point she had points for being beaten by cops -- maybe in Scranton or Detroit -- who took exception to her being onstage with her bosoms covered only by whipped cream.

George the Animal Steele, Tuesday, 17 January 2006 16:44 (eighteen years ago) link

I've just got "Alla Flickor" by Linda Bengtzing, who I think might be Danish, off slsk and it's a stupidly upbeat cartoony tune. It goes very close to being too happy, but I think maintains form just about.

Nick H (Nick H), Tuesday, 17 January 2006 21:05 (eighteen years ago) link

Linda is Swedish, Nick. That was a contestant to represent Sweden in Eurovision last year. Very good. We should have a schlager thread.

edward o (edwardo), Tuesday, 17 January 2006 21:09 (eighteen years ago) link

"Nth Degree" by Woke Up With Wood, oops that's ZZ Top, I mean Morningwood is indeed cute, and more dance-oriented than I remember them being when I saw them live. I like when that little Axl shriek pops in a couple times (what's he saying?), and it's kind of funny (at least for now, could get totally annoying if I hear it enough) when the singer yells "harder!" before spelling out their naughty name, also, that line about the whole family only needing one bed is weird, though I guess Yeah Yeah Yeahs and White Stripes lyrics have made incest fashionable, and these guys gotta jump that bandwagon; not sure whether the fact that Radio Disney fans (assuming they ever hear this song, which is by no means guaranteed) won't understand all that creeps me out or reminds me of the Ohio Express's oral sex songs. Rest of the album, um, reminds me of the Yeah Yeah Yeahs (who I think are OK but don't love) and strikes me (so far) as deluded in re: rocking energy and sexiness as the show I saw. But my opinion may evolve/change over time. Right now I really hate the "take off your clothes/see how it grows" song. I can't decide whether I like her voice or not; I do get the idea I'd hate her less if she didn't try so damn hard. The most grating parts seem mostly to be when she gets loud. Which is a lot. And give or take the disco-skirting parts, I don't see anything particularly interesting about her band; Yeah Yeah Yeahs definitely have a better guitarist, near as I can tell. But these guys are competent, I guess. Which may or may not be enough.

xhuxk, Wednesday, 18 January 2006 14:39 (eighteen years ago) link

Listening to the Mama Shouldn't Let Me Babysit song now; realizing I don't particularly like when her voice gets soft, either. At either volume, there is something thin about her vocal timbre that makes it unsexy for me; she often sounds like she's forcing something. Also realizing that, for a band with such a sex schtick, these guys seem pretty humorless -- compare them to, say, Gravy Train!!!; Morningwood just seem way more serious and mercenary about it. Or compare them to Princess Superstar, who I don't like much, but whose bad babysitter song (exactly the same theme, right?) is a lot more fun. And catchier.

xhuxk, Wednesday, 18 January 2006 14:47 (eighteen years ago) link

Album seems best when backup chants come in; they should do that more. Also, they should spell out words in all their songs. I'm not even sure what they're spelling in "Everybody Rules," but it sounds good. And they should not try to be a Rock Band. They suck at that. The songs that sound the most like teenpop blow away everything else.

xhuxk, Wednesday, 18 January 2006 14:52 (eighteen years ago) link

I.e., her voice sounds way better when it's actually PRODUCED. She thinks she's raw in more ways than one, but she's not. When her voice is left raw, it's useless. When it's embellished, I kind of like it.

xhuxk, Wednesday, 18 January 2006 14:54 (eighteen years ago) link

(Which is to say that the last couple tracks are actually likeable.)

xhuxk, Wednesday, 18 January 2006 14:56 (eighteen years ago) link

(As is the track AFTER the last couple tracks, i.e., hidden track #11, which just appears to be some little kids babbling about how "everybody rules." Maybe not worth hearing more than twice though.)

xhuxk, Wednesday, 18 January 2006 15:01 (eighteen years ago) link

p.s.) Didn't Xgau say once that Wendy O. should sing with her "nether lips"?

p.s.s.) I still like the Slunt album fine.

xhuxk, Wednesday, 18 January 2006 15:19 (eighteen years ago) link

reminds me of the Ohio Express's oral sex songs

I STRONGLY FUCKING OBJECT TO THE IDEAS IMPLIED BY THIS STATEMENT

The Good Dr. Bill (The Good Dr. Bill), Wednesday, 18 January 2006 15:25 (eighteen years ago) link

I might like this more if I didn't have in mind all your negative comments about their live show.

Which I really enjoyed. I thought they (Morningwood) were a lot more fun than Gang of Four. I was all rocked out by the time the old fellas came on stage. They were loud, fast, and catchy. I really don't get all the hate at PF and Stylus and so on.

Hillary Brown (Hillary Brown), Wednesday, 18 January 2006 20:09 (eighteen years ago) link

Spice Girls' enduring influence being pondered over on Poptimists.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Friday, 20 January 2006 16:37 (eighteen years ago) link

Disney Channel just premiered the movie "High School Musical." Anyone serious about this thread should probably see it because:
1. It's directed by Kenny Ortega, so the dancing is pretty good.
2. The songs are adorable, even if the singers are a bit thin-of-voice.
3. It verges into self-parody A LOT, even faux-Broadway and faux-Latin songs by The Bad Guys (evil brother and sister team who want to ruin Our Protagonists' chances of being in the musical).
4. It will run approximately 100 times this year for free, and will therefore have a HUGE influence on all American pre-teens and jr. high school students.

Haikunym (Haikunym), Saturday, 21 January 2006 17:14 (eighteen years ago) link

That was a long-ass haiku...

Brian O'Neill (NYCNative), Saturday, 21 January 2006 17:50 (eighteen years ago) link

count my syllables
once again brian my son
you'll see what I did

Haikunym (Haikunym), Saturday, 21 January 2006 18:01 (eighteen years ago) link

Riff Raff interview with Morningwood.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Sunday, 22 January 2006 21:50 (eighteen years ago) link

When Nick made up both sides of interviews, it was funnier, less Stuttering Johnish.

Zwan (miccio), Sunday, 22 January 2006 21:56 (eighteen years ago) link

Though his questions are cuter than Stuttering John's.

Zwan (miccio), Sunday, 22 January 2006 21:57 (eighteen years ago) link

Xhuxk knows my Morninwood assesment. They're okay. Glad there's big guitars out there. They'll be compared to YYY because of the sexual squealing, but other than that, I hear no connections. Debating whether or not to go see Brandi Carlile live. Not exactly my cup of tea, but the girl can sing like a mofo and make it sound effortless, which, in my older age, I'm discovering I really appreciate.

Je4nn3 ƒur¥ (Je4nne Fury), Sunday, 22 January 2006 22:08 (eighteen years ago) link

Someone on the Popjustice message board brought up Berlin as a reference point for Morningwood, and it's angle I think could be explored more.

I love the album, but I'm not yet sure how much of that is because its a good album, and how much is me being a contrary bugger.

Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Sunday, 22 January 2006 22:26 (eighteen years ago) link

I went into BestBuy Sunday afternoon for my weekly trip. Was considering popping for Morningwood, recalled the cold shower of the thread and nixed it once again. They look rock but don't rock big much is what's is being said, right? Or, I'll just wait for Jeanne's opine, she served me right on Julie Lewis & the Licks.

Shit, I have the Karen Lawrence and 1994 reissue coming in the mail. There amps were bigger and they didn't even stick her on the cover of the first album.

George the Animal Steele, Monday, 23 January 2006 07:34 (eighteen years ago) link

The songs from High School Musical are ALL OVER the iTunes charts right now.

jaymc (jaymc), Monday, 23 January 2006 07:55 (eighteen years ago) link

Doesn't Best Buy let you listen to parts of the songs on most albums? I did that with the Rilo Kiley cd. Didn't buy it. Oh well.

Je4nn3 ƒur¥ (Je4nne Fury), Monday, 23 January 2006 15:01 (eighteen years ago) link

I lol'ed at the Suicide Girls Interview

Brian O'Neill (NYCNative), Monday, 23 January 2006 15:56 (eighteen years ago) link

Doesn't Best Buy let you listen to parts of the songs on most albums? I did that with the Rilo Kiley cd. Didn't buy it. Oh well.

That practice hasn't seemed to have made it to the Pasadena chapter. You can do it in Tower at their listening stations, but Morningwood wasn't on any of them.

George the Animal Steele, Monday, 23 January 2006 16:37 (eighteen years ago) link

just posted this on country thread:

>Samantha Jo, self-titled EP, available from cdbaby.com or samanthajomartin.com: Potential teen-pop country, but for the five songs *only* potential: the voice is there, and two songs ("He's Always There," about her Dad though maybe also about Jesus who knows, and "These Days") are actually about getting up for school despite not being a morning person and checking email and stopping by McDonald's in Dad's truck and doing homework, but the production isn't there, and the songs all seem too slow to pop. But then, BAM! track six, "time for summer," she makes her hope partlow "crazy summer nights" move, or maybe her undertones "here comes the summer" move (no kidding, that's what the chorus sounds like, totally kicking and bubblicious), or her hope partlow plus undertones equals skye sweetnam move, and the talking parts have a rap flow staight out of, I dunno, "we didn't start the fire" by billy joel maybe, and the band rocks, and it makes me want to go back and listen to the rest again to see what I may have missed, and I will, just not right this second.

Looks like the summer song (along with the get up in the morning and do homework and check email one "These Days") were produced by Karl Demer in Minneapolis, whereas the other four tracks were produced by Jim Kimball in Nashville. Odd how they save the great one for the end; maybe they're afraid it would scare away Nashville record labels?

xhuxk, Monday, 23 January 2006 20:12 (eighteen years ago) link

The rest of the Samantha Jo EP, before the summer song, is better than I thought. There's subtly swaying rhythmic stuff going on, for one thing -- waltz in "That's My Way," smooth jazz in the slightly creepy love-song-to-Dad "He's Always There," a slight Latin lilt at the start of "These Days." And one of the two truly slow songs, "Look What Love Has Done To Me," has Samantha's voice picking up in a way that's as much adult contemporary as pop-country; actually, its opening kind of reminds me of "Foolish Beat" by Debbie Gibson. But Samantha is clearly way more enthusiastic singing about teenage life than grown-up romance, and "Time For Summer" is the ultimate proof: "I Wanna Be 21/On the run/having fun/in the sun/lookin for someone/just like me/who oughta be/feelin free/come with me/cause baby it's time for summer." "Let's go Romeo/All the way to Mexico." "When I feel your embrace the sparks turn to fireworks." "White sand/Rayban/finally got a great tan." "We're young and strong and baby we can do no wrong." Wow.

xhuxk, Tuesday, 24 January 2006 16:45 (eighteen years ago) link

> waltz in "That's My Way," <

Oops, the waltz is "Heart Over Head Over Heels." "That's the Way" is more like a zigzag (at leat that's what Samantha says: "gotta zig gotta zag gotta travel my jagged road." To Mexico with Romeo, maybe. But she also says she changes direction like a pendulum, and this song doesn't, and nor does it swing like England and a pendulum do.)

I did get Robyn, Frank, thanks! I like it, especially "Konichiwa Bitches," though I doubt I like that anywhere near as much as "Jam On It" or "Attack of the Name Game." Enjoy the rest; not sure yet how much. (CD-Rs are always hard for to motivate myself to listen to!)

xhuxk, Tuesday, 24 January 2006 19:23 (eighteen years ago) link

Cutting and pasting from the Real Punks thread:

hey Frank, is any of that Ashlee Simpson stuff in the book?

-- JD from CDepot (kicksjoydarknes...), January 23rd, 2006.


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In Real Punks, where I tell my story I'm not doing so just for its own sake but because there are resemblances between my story and some other people's, so by analyzing and probing my own predicament I'm analyzing and probing a lot more, too. I make this clear right on the first page of the preface, where I say that my sentences don't just come from my pen, they're a social product; and I ask, therefore, not just what do I gain by producing such sentences, but what does a society gain by producing people like me who write such sentences. So I'm saying that my story is relevant even for people whose experience doesn't match up with mine, since I'm still playing a role in the society of which they're a part. Of course, one can dispute this claim, but whether I'm being "subjective" or not doesn't touch the claim one way or another. Rather, what's at issue is whether or not my experience resembles other people's; and whether the principles I'm illustrating in telling my story can be applied to other people; and whether my social roles relate to the social roles of poeple whose story doesn't resemble mine.

-- Frank Kogan (edcasua...), January 23rd, 2006. (Frank Kogan)


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No, Ashlee Simpson's not in the book, since I wasn't paying much attention to her until about a year ago (and the book was finished by then, except for the copy editing and printing and stuff). But Ashlee and I have a lot in common, so maybe in a way we speak for each other. The first song on her first album is called "Autobiography," and (if you don't count the prefaces) the first word in the title of the first piece of my book is "Autobiography." So there we are. And no I'm not kidding. I recognize myself in her.

-- Frank Kogan (edcasua...), January 23rd, 2006. (Frank Kogan)


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And if that surprises you, then either you don't know me as well as you think, or you don't know her.

You think you know me?

-- Frank Kogan (edcasua...), January 23rd, 2006. (Frank Kogan)


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Autobiography

You think you know me
Word on the street is that you do
You want my history
What others tell you won't be true

I walked a thousand miles while everyone was asleep
Nobody's really seen my million subtleties

Got stains on my t-shirt and I'm the biggest flirt
Right now I'm solo, but that will be changing eventually, oh
Got bruises on my heart and sometimes I get dark
If you want my auto, want my autobiography
Baby, just ask me

I hear you talking
Well, it's my turn now
I'm talking back
Look in my eyes
So you can see just where I'm at

I walked a thousand miles to find one river of peace
I walked a million more to find out what this shit means

Got stains on my t-shirt and I'm the biggest flirt
Right now I'm solo, but that will be changing eventually, oh
Got bruises on my heart and sometimes I get dark
If you want my auto, want my autobiography
Baby, just ask me

I'm a bad ass girl in this messed up world
I'm the sexy girl in this crazy world
I'm a simple girl in a complex world
A nasty girl, you wanna get with me?
You wanna mess with me?

Got stains on my t-shirt and I'm the biggest flirt
Right now I'm solo, but that will be changing eventually, oh
I laugh more than I cry
You piss me off, good-bye
Got bruises on my heart and sometimes I get dark
If you want my auto, want my autobiography
Baby, just ask me

-- JD from CDepot (kicksjoydarknes...), January 23rd, 2006.


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If you want my auto, want my autobiography
Baby, just ask me.

Except the lyrics on the page don't convey how sexy it is when she says it. It's a come-on. The song is like the world's most brilliant personal ad.

And I never in my life wrote a line as great as "I walked a thousand miles while everyone was asleep." I don't know if Jay-Z or Eminem ever did either. Or Dylan. It's like she's saying, "Here I am, stealth genius, and you didn't know." Of course, she's making promises in that song that she probably won't be able to keep, just as Dylan and Jagger and Iggy and Lennon and Johnny and Johansen never lived up to their promise.

-- Frank Kogan (edcasua...), January 23rd, 2006. (Frank Kogan)


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(Of course, it's possible that Shanks or DioGuardi wrote that line for her, but I can't find anything in their work with other people that has lyrics that come close to the ones on Ashlee's albums, which is why I surmise that Ashlee's the one in charge of the words. Or maybe she brings something out in those two. But there's not a song of hers where she's not listed as a co-writer. And Ashlee, like me, like everything, is a collaborative product.)

-- Frank Kogan (edcasua...), January 23rd, 2006. (Frank Kogan)


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And (speaking of Eminem) I do wish that Ashlee would sing a lyric along the lines of:

When I go out I'm a go out shooting
I don't mean when I die
I mean when I go out to the club, stupid

-- Frank Kogan (edcasua...), January 23rd, 2006. (Frank Kogan)


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I walked a million more to find out what this shit means

It's actually "And I'll walk a million more to find out what this shit means."

See what I mean about her making promises? I admire her for making them.

-- Frank Kogan (edcasua...), January 23rd, 2006. (Frank Kogan)


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Chapter 1
The Autobiography of Bob Dylan

When I first listened to Bob Dylan's mid-'60s stuff I thought it was especially honest. It was honest to me because the vocals weren't pretty and didn't sound like singers were supposed to sound, and mistakes were left in. The lyrics to "Visions of Johanna," "Memphis Blues Again," etc. were honest because they were self-destructive. The earlier protest stuff, attacking power, prestige, and everyday commonplaces, fit into a genre of "folk" music; the electric stuff seemed more individual and true. Dylan got to be "honest" not by attacking power, prestige, and everyday commonplaces, but by attacking Dylan.

I thought if you were going to get to see Ashlee's come-on, you should see mine as well, so that's the first paragraph. Ashlee's has a better lilt. I should work on my flirting technique.

I wrote the piece 22 years ago, and it's not about any actual Dylan autobio. "The true autobiography of Bob Dylan isn't an account of his life, or how he got to be that way; but of how it got to be that way, how we got to be that way." In other words, I'm saying we get to complete Dylan's "autobiography" in our own lives and our own stories.

Harold Bloom to thread.

-- Frank Kogan (edcasua...), January 23rd, 2006. (Frank Kogan)


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I walked a thousand miles to find one river of peace
And I'll walk a million more to find out what this shit means

I like these lines, but I don't think I'd like them as much if I didn't know about her family background (ie., ex-pastor father).
-- o. nate (syne_wav...), January 23rd, 2006. (onate)


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I should try harder to write something I'm actually going to get paid for, so I need to disappear in midthought.

First, to put some perspective on Ashlee, in one of her songs on I Am Me she says that the fact that her boyfriend is so sensitive ("You finish all my sentences before they begin") means that he must have been hers in a previous life; this is a really boring and unimaginative metaphor, far duller than anything you'll find in the early work of Eminem or Dylan or Johansen et al. Stuff like this is why I won't be altogether shocked if she doesn't follow through on the potential of "Autobiography."

Second, I've revived the Death of Pop thread; not only is it one of the all-time great ILM threads, it's the one that pulled me onto the board in the first place.

-- Frank Kogan (edcasua...), January 23rd, 2006. (Frank Kogan) (tracklink)


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A couple more things about Ashlee and Dylan: Her second album was released a couple weeks after her 21st birthday. Dylan's first album was released a few days before his 21st birthday. Dylan only puts a couple of his own songs on that album, and their lyrics aren't all that interesting (nothing close to "Autobiography," which came out when Ashlee was 19); and nothing in those lyrics foretells what he's going to unleash a year later in "A Hard Rain's A-Gonna Fall," going out into that storm he'd called forth on us. But actually, the first Dylan album is my favorite of his four early acoustic records; on that one you can hear him twisting and stretching and distorting the musical forms to make them do what he wants them to. He finds all sorts of different ways to sound intense. In "House of the Rising Sun" and "In My Time of Dying" his voice calls down the storm even though the words don't. Nothing on Ashlee's albums has her imposing her musical will like that, and I'm not sure if there is a way for anyone to drastically twist and distort and reshape her style of music. Which isn't to say that there's nothing special going on in her music or that of people like her. The various reshapings/recombinings are slow and not as ear catching. (And maybe they need to be the subject of another post.) Basically in today's teenpop you're getting admixtures of goth, '80s arena rock, singer-songwriter confessional, various retro dancepop styles, funny novelties, sugar-sweet melodies, hard dark melodies, and blissful r&b, and what's most interesting is the tendency to do them all at once. What's immediately striking about Ashlee is her voice, which sits somewhere between Pink's and Courtney's except that she doesn't sit with it but lets it play around, especially on I Am Me. I Am Me is lighter on its feet than Autobiography; she's found a way to ease up on her bruised intensity without losing it, so she keeps its power while not burying the music under it, which sometimes happens on Autobiography. On the first album she's declaring her identity, on the second she's romping from style to style saying "Look what I can do," so she's the disco slut, then she's the ingenue, then she's the wrathful woman scorned.
But you know what? My heart's with the first album. That's the one where more feels at stake, in words and in sound. Stephen Thomas Erlewine at allmusic.com complains about the second album (he liked the first much more): "The problem is this album is presented with utter seriousness, as if her garden-variety changes in emotions and fashion were great revelations instead of being just what happens in adolescence." That's obviously not how I hear it. Is it possible to listen to "L.O.V.E." and "Burning Up," for example, and not get into the goofing around? I guess it is for Erlewine, who's always worth reading anyway. He's right that her changes in emotions and fashion are garden variety. That doesn't mean they can't be revelations. The situations and emotions in Dylan's "Outlaw Blues" and "Visions of Johanna" and "Sooner Or Later" are just as garden variety. What is amazing is what he makes of them. Any 23 year old can say that even though he sometimes looks and acts like a weasel, he still feels like there's a hero somewhere in him (you hope that a 23 year old hasn't yet lost a sense of his heroic potential). But most won't then come up with anything like "Well, I might look like Robert Ford, but I feel just like Jesse James" to call forth the legends of weasels and heroes past, not to mention calling forth the fear that he'll get shot in the back for it (and the subtext that says, "Look, I can make my little blues song go anywhere, try and stop me"). The risk with Ashlee is that she'll put everything into perspective - that she already has - that she'll decide that a weasel is just a weasel and a breakup is just a breakup and they have no resonance with any larger perfidy or heroism. Maybe "Autobiography" and "Shadow" and "I Am Me" and "La La" are just the pop machine making a couple of lucky shots, and maybe this garden-variety celeb (Dylan: "I know there're some people terrified of the bomb. But there are other people terrified to be seen carrying a Modern Screen magazine") won't make much more that's extraordinary out of her ordinariness. If a Sophie or Alanis or Lucinda had come up with a clumsy line like "Does the weight of consequence drag you down until it pulls you under?" (in the title song of I Am Me), I'd mutter, "Go take a walk in the park, or a nap, or something," but in Ashlee it gives me hope. If she's still got pretensions, maybe she'll push herself to make her mind worthy of those pretensions. You know, like she's got a million miles to go before she sleeps. Or not. In the meantime, at least she gets to speak to my inner 19 year old. Important not to lose that guy.

-- Frank Kogan (edcasua...), January 24th, 2006. (Frank Kogan)

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Tuesday, 24 January 2006 19:46 (eighteen years ago) link

The various reshapings/recombinings are slow and not as ear catching.

What I mean is that the reshapings and recombinations are unfolding over years in the genre as a whole rather than happening - blam! - all on one record.

But of course there are lots of teenpop songs that are fast and/or ear catching.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Tuesday, 24 January 2006 19:59 (eighteen years ago) link

Anybody heard this six-kid teeny-rock band the Creation? Leaning toward thinking they really stink (and get even worse after the first couple songs on their CD), but wondering if anybody thinks otherwise.

(their website is creationband.org if you're feeling ambitious.)

xhuxk, Tuesday, 24 January 2006 23:20 (eighteen years ago) link

(oops, just CREATION, no the. The "the Creation" ones were old '60s punks, right? Anyway, Clarence Clemons plays sax on the new ones' CD. And I'm wondering whether they're Creation as in, you know, CreationISTS. Probably not. But if you buy their CD, "funds will be used to build much needed schools in Africa and to support programs that inspire and educate children to live in peace in harmony.")

xhuxk, Tuesday, 24 January 2006 23:24 (eighteen years ago) link

hey guys, learn how to link. stop spamming threads.

Zwan (miccio), Wednesday, 25 January 2006 08:29 (eighteen years ago) link

Don't be a hall monitor, Anthony. We all know how to link. Linking is sometimes less convenient for the *reader*; if a post works on two different threads, there's no reason not to put it in both places. And if a post seems familiar to you, feel free to skip it; that's what I do, and it's no skin off my back whatsoever. Therefore I plan to continue doing exactly what I've been doing, thank you very much.

xhuxk, Wednesday, 25 January 2006 14:23 (eighteen years ago) link

And hell, Frank STARTED the thread. It's good to have all the teenpop or country or metal stuff in one place. There's no "spam" about it.

xhuxk, Wednesday, 25 January 2006 14:25 (eighteen years ago) link

Yeah, Anthony, stop calling us on stuff that's perfectly legit. This thread's more likely than the Real Punks to attract people who want to talk about Ashlee, and they're likely to want to see the words in front of them, even if you don't want to. (FWIW, the Big & Rich thread in 2004 got going because of a long cut-and-paste from a Toby Keith thread.)

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Wednesday, 25 January 2006 14:55 (eighteen years ago) link

(As a matter of fact, the "Ashlee Emo Or Oh No" thread didn't catch fire until Chuck pasted in his Ashlee stuff from the country thread.)

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Wednesday, 25 January 2006 15:03 (eighteen years ago) link

haha 'caught fire'

Zwan (miccio), Wednesday, 25 January 2006 17:17 (eighteen years ago) link

Dudes, the Veronicas are playing Avalon!

Je4nn3 ƒur¥ (Je4nne Fury), Wednesday, 25 January 2006 22:06 (eighteen years ago) link

OMG, Girls aloud are coming to Paris next week to shoot a promo. And who will be there, hanging with the girls in the green screen studio?
Me, lucky me, if my friend doesn't let me down. And now I start to pray.

snowballing (snowballing), Thursday, 26 January 2006 14:08 (eighteen years ago) link

by the way here is the tracklist for my 10 yr old daughter's mix CD entitled "The Best Album Ever"

Fefe Dobson, "Stupid Little Love Song"
Hilary Duff, "Fly"
Skye Sweetnam, "Billy S."
Skye Sweetnam, "Tangled Up in Me"
Joss Stone, "The Choking Kind"
Joss Stone, "Super Duper Love"
Avril Lavigne, "My Happy Ending"
Avril Lavigne, "Together"
The Beatles, "Yellow Submarine"
Jojo, "Leave (Get Out)"
Alicia Keys, "Karma"
Michelle Branch, "Are You Happy Now?"
Kelly Clarkson, "Miss Independent"
Kelly Clarkson, "The Trouble With Love Is"
Kelly Clarkson w/ Tamyra Gray, "You Thought Wrong"
Avril Lavigne, "Sk8ter Boi"
Avril Lavigne, "Complicated"
Loretta Lynn, "Family Tree"
Kelly Clarkson, "Behind These Hazel Eyes"
Kelly Clarkson, "Breakaway"
Kelly Clarkson, "Since U Been Gone"

Haikunym (Haikunym), Thursday, 26 January 2006 14:44 (eighteen years ago) link

If you get rid of the crappy Beatles one, this is indeed the Best Album Ever.

snowballing (snowballing), Thursday, 26 January 2006 16:50 (eighteen years ago) link

She claimed that she put it in there because "it's the worst song ever," but I think she secretly likes it and doesn't want us to know.

Haikunym (Haikunym), Thursday, 26 January 2006 16:52 (eighteen years ago) link

When I was ten, it would have been on my Best Album ever. Also, "Disco Duck." Even though that one came out when I was seven, even at an early age, I appreciated the classics...

Brian O'Neill (NYCNative), Thursday, 26 January 2006 16:56 (eighteen years ago) link

Ha! Further proof that Loretta Lynn is teenpop!

(But I'd only claimed she was upthread so that someone could challange me and I could respond with, "Oops, I misunderstood. It turns out she was merely a teenmom." But no one took my bait.)

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Thursday, 26 January 2006 18:00 (eighteen years ago) link

Back in 1999, my girlfriend Naomi's daughters' (ages 4, 6, and 8 then) favorite song on Yellow Submarine was "Hey Bulldog," which by far is the best song on Yellow Submarine. Naomi and I are no longer dating, but she and I and the kids sometimes go to concerts together. When Michaela had her bat mitvah several years ago she'd included Eminem and 50 Cent on her list of artists she wanted the DJ to play. Naomi told me, "I can't believe he'd play 'In Da Club' at a Bat Mitzvah." Of course he did play "In Da Club." I told Naomi not to worry, that her parents wouldn't notice the lyrics. So there her parents are, boogieing away on the dance floor as Fiddy goes "I'm into havin' sex I ain't into makin' love" and they're having a grand old time. Naomi says, "This is the most surreal moment in my life."

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Thursday, 26 January 2006 18:24 (eighteen years ago) link

Thanks, Frank. I love shit like that...

Brian O'Neill (NYCNative), Thursday, 26 January 2006 18:26 (eighteen years ago) link

The negative comments on this thread inspired me to actually listen to some of the Morningwood album last night. "Nth Degree" really is ridiculously catchy (I even caught myself jumping around the room, waving my arms, this morning), but I didn't hear anything else on the album that caught me that way. (Which has, for the most part, proven the case for the Veronicas, as well.) I also have to wonder how blithely Chantal Claret should be dissociating herself from "the person who was in Spacehog," given how important the guitar is to what they do. But maybe she's right: "overweight, unattractive girl shouts lustily about sex" probably is enough to build a music career on in 2005...

Mitya (mitya), Saturday, 28 January 2006 14:31 (eighteen years ago) link

You are my favrotte band in the hole intiar univerce allong with simple plan and i no that hillary is your girlfriend but u r a BOY band and imagen hillary duff in a band like good charlotte it would tottly rouen it and and good charlotte would go a-walk with here in the band hillary is just not a goth, im not jokeing u would regretit. 4 life. anny way non of the kids how like good charlotte like hillary, TRUST me,PLESE dont hillary and a punk rock cind of band like good charlotte just dont mix!

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Monday, 30 January 2006 03:06 (eighteen years ago) link

Xhuxk told me he was playing Hilary Duff's "Fly," and his friend Lalena said, unprompted, "This sounds like Evanescence."

I don't really know what in Evanescence other than the opening to "Bring Me to Life" sounds like "Fly," which generally flies to undark regions.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Monday, 30 January 2006 06:16 (eighteen years ago) link

The fragile, wispy "Fly" is suitably celestial for a song about flying; whereas Hilary's other great fragile, wispy masterpiece, "Come Clean," wins this week's Chirpy Chirpy Cheep Cheep Award for cognitive dissonance between words and music, since the lyrics call for a fiercesome tumult that the sound blissfully ignores:

Let the rain fall down and wake my dreams
Let it wash away my sanity
'Cause I wanna feel the thunder, I wanna scream
Let the rain fall down, I'm coming clean

However, the remix of "Come Clean" on Most Wanted does have a short break that vocodorizes the vocal and moves into a techno pound-pound-pound that could propel you into the dark romantic sublime if that's what you are absolutely set on. It functions similarly to ye olde Yardbirds rave-up or a James Brown gospel vamp. (This, in fact, is what a lot of techno is shooting for.)

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Monday, 30 January 2006 06:29 (eighteen years ago) link

But there's no way I'm going to count "Come Clean" or "Fly" as goth! They just don't feel goth. (This isn't to say that circumstances won't arise in which it might make sense to count "Come Clean" and "Fly" as goth.) But Avril's "Losing Grip" and "Unwanted" and to a lesser extent "Naked" do feel goth, as do Kelly Clarkson's "Hear Me" and "Addicted" and to a lesser extent "Because of You." I probably wouldn't have felt any gothicism in that last track if I hadn't read the song credits, but once I did, I started to hear the goth.

So, anyway, for the time being (until someone thinks of a better term), I'm thinking of calling "Hear Me" and ilk "secular goth," the word "secular" not just meaning without religion but also without all the mists and shadows and bright-side/dark-side salvation angst. Or, more accurately, the shadows and bright-vs-dark salvation angst is appropriated by pop romance for its s/he-loves-me, s/he-loves-me-not, I-am-free, I-am-trapped stories. Musically the "dark" chord intervals and progressions are less prominent but still there.

(Avril's "Naked," by the way, is another song in which the music isn't quite willing to listen to the lyrics, which are about finally getting someone to love and trust. The sound won't altogether let go of its menace.)

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 19:22 (eighteen years ago) link

But the term "secular goth" could be superseded by something better, if any of you have suggestions. "Soul," for instance, is superior to "secular gospel." But an advantage of "secular goth" is that it highlights the goth connection. I'm not so sure that "soul" was comfortable highlighting its gospelness (the discomfort due probably to a combination of wanting to escape the church and not feeling the right to claim affinity with the church).

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 19:27 (eighteen years ago) link

...if any of you has...

(Jeez, I'm just losing it as a proofreader.)

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 19:38 (eighteen years ago) link

Remember a few posts ago when I was talking about "High School Musical?" Well, you all better check THIS shit out right now.

Haikunym (Haikunym), Thursday, 2 February 2006 22:46 (eighteen years ago) link

just posted this on metal thread:

>Lots of catchy tough glammy post-Runaways girl rock songs on the *Rollergirls* soundtrack (apparently there's a TV show, though I never heard of it since I never watch TV except *Everybody Hates Chris* these days) - the obvious Donnas, but also gals I never heard of called Angie Heaton ("Rollerskate," copyright 1988), The Addictions ("Rollergirl," copyright 2004) and the Sweethearts ("Never Give Up," copyright 2004.) Also some good country and disco stuff.

xhuxk, Friday, 3 February 2006 19:13 (eighteen years ago) link

(oops, addiction is actually copyright 2005, and their singer *might* be male, though i'm guessing not. songwriters are "beth richard, jason richard")

(george explains the TV show on the metal thread, if you're interested)

xhuxk, Friday, 3 February 2006 19:36 (eighteen years ago) link

so....*Truly Madly Completely: The Best of Savage Garden*. Some of the bonus tracks seem okay, but I'm still not sure how much time is worth expending on this given the fact that I still own their excellent debut album. After which I totally lost track of them -- does anybody know if they did any tracks later halfway as good as "To The Moon And Back" or "I Want You" or "Break Me Shake Me"? If so, can you direct me to said tracks immediately?

xhuxk, Saturday, 4 February 2006 23:17 (eighteen years ago) link

No, they sadly didn't, although '1980 me' on Darren's solo (or was it second solo?) record was pretty decent.

And 'Break Me Shake Me' was the underrated gem of that album!

Abby (abby mcdonald), Sunday, 5 February 2006 03:06 (eighteen years ago) link

wow, Enrique Iglesias has a great song called "Break Me Shake Me" on his Seven album. And it's not the same song!

I might buy a Savage Garden comp!

Zwan (miccio), Sunday, 5 February 2006 03:08 (eighteen years ago) link

Long discussion of amazing Latin American teen dance-pop phenomenon (who probably have my favorite album of 2006 so far) here:

Rolling World Music 2006 Thread

xhuxk, Sunday, 5 February 2006 18:24 (eighteen years ago) link

oops, I should say their name, duh! Search "Axe Bahia"

xhuxk, Sunday, 5 February 2006 18:25 (eighteen years ago) link

>sadly didn't, although '1980 me' on Darren's solo (or was it second solo?) record was pretty decent.<

I dunno. I am kind of liking "Animal Song" (especially its Diddley/glitter drum rumble start) and "Love Can Move You" (fast beautiful high-register electro disco building momentum toward rock and at least partially about New York) and maybe "Affirmation" (long list of stuff they say they believe in though they're probably lying about a lot of them) and "Hold Me"s boy-band prettiness and the funk and Jesus references and Calvin Klein Obsession references and train rhythms on some of the other B-sides on this new best of. Seems like a smartly chosen selection, and in general I'd forgotten how weird these guys' words could be. I'll always have a sentimental attachment to the debut, but if Anthony's gotta buy one or the other, I can't swear that the best-of wouldn't be the better long-term investment. (Debut's more *manageable* at 11 songs not 17, though, and it's got their best ones.)

xhuxk, Sunday, 5 February 2006 20:45 (eighteen years ago) link

Also, the debut STARTS with "To the Moon and Back," so you don't have to wait for it. "Break Me Shake Me" track #8 on debut, #7 on best-of, so that's pretty much a tie.)

xhuxk, Sunday, 5 February 2006 20:53 (eighteen years ago) link

I'll probably just dl the hits I can find and if I don't really like the non-debut tracks I'll just pick that up if I ever see it in a clearance rack.

Zwan (miccio), Sunday, 5 February 2006 20:56 (eighteen years ago) link

I hated Savage Garden in high school except for "Truly, Madly, Deeply" which I secretly loved. I remember this big poster of the Affirmation cover at a local store and wishing that the guys were holding puppies like Captain & Tennille.

Zwan (miccio), Sunday, 5 February 2006 20:57 (eighteen years ago) link

xp: Wow, I can imagine a puppy who looked like Tenille, but the Captain? That's just crazy! Anyway, speaking of animals, I just realized that "Animal Song" actually kind of reminds me of "Primitive Love" on the first Suzi Quatro album -- or at least I could totally imagine following up "Primitive Love" with it in a DJ set. (That's a very high compliment by the way.)

xhuxk, Sunday, 5 February 2006 21:01 (eighteen years ago) link

ha, i was just going to say that the obvious analogy is roxette (whose "the look" "i want you" always sounded like), where the debut album stays on the living room shelf but I still keep the best-of in storage for posterity, but then i checked my living room shelf, and whoops, it's the best-of (*Dont Bore Us - Get To the Chorus,* Edel, 2000) that's there, not the debut album after all! So how this battle will pan out historically only time will tell.

xhuxk, Sunday, 5 February 2006 21:09 (eighteen years ago) link

I'm listening to some tracks now and jesus this "Animal Song" is insane.

Zwan (miccio), Sunday, 5 February 2006 21:38 (eighteen years ago) link

I've heard four Aly & AJ songs, three of which you can forget about (at least in their versions)(provided that Radio Disney stops playing them ever), the fourth one, "Rush," I adore, starts with slow-strummed brooding folk-rock drone not unlike Fairport Convention, then launching into a wailing chorus that seems to split the difference between Shanks & DioGuardi and the Matrix. I guess this follows the pattern set up by Shanks & Branch with "Everywhere": sensitive strum followed by loud catchy-whiny chorus. Anyway, songwriting credits are different depending on the source, but some of the sources give you get the two Michalka sisters and Dan James and Leah Haywood, with James and Haywood doing the production.

So...

With a name as common as Dan James googling didn't get me anywhere immediately, though I may try again when I have more time. Googling Leah Haywood, however, I got a young Australian singer who hit in 2001 in the Antipodes with a dance pop album, some of which had input from the Cheiron Swedes, some of which was recorded in Los Angeles, little of which sold in the States. I don't know if this is the same woman as the Aly & AJ Haywood, and I never heard the Haywood album. Any info?

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Monday, 6 February 2006 05:14 (eighteen years ago) link

When I reviewed Savage Garden's Affirmation I said that "You Can Still Be Free" was in shooting distance of greatness and that there were maybe another four tracks that were worth listening to more than once, none of which were "Affirmation" or "The Animal Song," I don't think, though that might be wrong. I either tossed the alb or stuck into an disorganized pile in my closet, so I can't test this theory at the moment. I wrote that "The Animal Song" deserved some kind of award for packing the most stupidity into four-and-a-half minutes, citing this particular gem: "Animals and children tell the truth, they never lie."

"Truly Madly Deeply" was maybe my second or third least favorite on the first album, though I haven't listened this century. I think I've got a promo cassette of it somewhere. Hayes has an amazing voice.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Monday, 6 February 2006 05:33 (eighteen years ago) link

So I really need to see High School Musical:

Last week 'Breaking Free' by Zac Efron & Vanessa Anne Hudgens debuted at number 84 on the Hot 100. This week, when it moved to number 4 it rewrote the history books as no single has ever jumped from such a low number to the top in one week. Also, last week Zac Efron was the first artist to ever have two singles debut simultaneously. This week that record was tied by Ashley Tisdale and Lucas Gabreel with 'What I've Been Looking For' and 'Bop To The Top.'


Billboard Hot 100

4. Zac Efron & Vanessa Anne Hudgens - Breaking Free
23. Zac Efron - Get'cha Head In The Game
28. Zac Efron & Vanessa Anne Hudgens - Start Of Something New
34. High School Musical Cast - We're All In This Together
35. Ashley Tisdale & Lucas Gabreel - What I've Been Looking For
43. High School Musical Cast - Stick To The Status Quo
62. Ashley Tisdale & Lucas Gabreel - Bop To The Top

Abby (abby mcdonald), Monday, 6 February 2006 10:22 (eighteen years ago) link

the two Michalka sisters

There's also the input of "C. Michalka," who as far as I can tell is their mother. She (co-)wrote the one about kidnapping that, not surprisingly, hasn't made it to RD yet.

According to Allmusic, it's the same Leah Haywood (worked with Jorgen Elofsson and Andreas Carlsson...interesting). Dan James did random production work in "world" music (again AMG's words, not mine).

nameom (nameom), Monday, 6 February 2006 16:16 (eighteen years ago) link

abby you forgot the two other songs from 'high school musical' in the top 100

Haikunym (Haikunym), Monday, 6 February 2006 17:17 (eighteen years ago) link

Two of my three favorite songs from the Stylus jukebox seem to be latin-teen-dance-pop: Miranda's "Don" and Kapanga's "Rock."

I was actually asked to pitch a version of the rollergirls soundtrack. Looks like the one that made it was better than mine in that it had actual rollerskating content.

Eppy (Eppy), Monday, 6 February 2006 17:28 (eighteen years ago) link

Have all seen the video to "Don" yet?

Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Monday, 6 February 2006 17:31 (eighteen years ago) link

Have we*, I mean.

Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Monday, 6 February 2006 17:32 (eighteen years ago) link

I haven't!

Eppy (Eppy), Monday, 6 February 2006 17:35 (eighteen years ago) link

How is the full Miranda album, anyway?

Eppy (Eppy), Monday, 6 February 2006 17:35 (eighteen years ago) link

Brace yourselves. This is an... experience.

http://youtube.com/w/don?v=ISBzaPPURvI&search=miranda%20don

Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Monday, 6 February 2006 17:36 (eighteen years ago) link

Actually, I'm interested in the full Miranda album as well. When did it come out, how big is it in Argentina, etc etc.

Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Monday, 6 February 2006 17:39 (eighteen years ago) link

Yeah, I liked the "Don" video. Wrote about it on some other thread (either the world or the charts one). It's streamed at Launch Yahoo, if Dom's link doesn't work for you. The singer looks not unlike a young David Byrne. Definitely a skittery fear to him.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Tuesday, 7 February 2006 23:03 (eighteen years ago) link

Miranda are Argentine and (according to Billboard's Leila Colo,

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Tuesday, 7 February 2006 23:08 (eighteen years ago) link

...their "feel-good mix of pop and electronica is making inroads at U.S. radio."

[Oops, clicked submit too soon]

nameom, you seem to know your way around allmusic better than I. I tried Dan James and all I got was his name. (They really did make that site difficult to navigate, even if it does contain a lot of info.)

So, has anyone here heard the Leah Haywood album? Tim F.?

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Tuesday, 7 February 2006 23:13 (eighteen years ago) link

(Of course, Miranda is licking their wounds after placing last in its group in the Poptimist World Cup. But perhaps a place on the U.S. charts will make them feel a little better.)

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Tuesday, 7 February 2006 23:14 (eighteen years ago) link

Holy shit, best video ever.

Eppy (Eppy), Tuesday, 7 February 2006 23:19 (eighteen years ago) link

Jeanne's Morningwood review.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Wednesday, 8 February 2006 00:48 (eighteen years ago) link

Actually, the singer from Miranda looks, rather than a young Byrne, like British reality TV hunk/f-list celebrity Anthony Hutton:

http://img.epochtimes.com/i6/5082342541470.jpg

Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Wednesday, 8 February 2006 00:54 (eighteen years ago) link

In the video he kinda looks like Mr. Bean or Noel Gallagher.

I'm halfway through the album and it's disappointing. Not enough guitar or drums, bleeps too laid-back. Ah well.

Eppy (Eppy), Wednesday, 8 February 2006 18:12 (eighteen years ago) link

Although "Otra vez" actually picks up a bit and gets quite good.

Eppy (Eppy), Wednesday, 8 February 2006 18:14 (eighteen years ago) link

This guy found me because of my Uncle Sam & the JDAMs page.

"Checks & Balances" US Secret Service-ready teenpop, sung by guy who looks like a homeless person. Simple Plan/Yellowcard, if they were protest bands. Amusing, catchy. If he were famous he'd be a demon on Fox or wiretapped, both probably.

http://myspace.com/jaikwillis

George the Animal Steele, Wednesday, 8 February 2006 21:03 (eighteen years ago) link

Added to friends.

Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Wednesday, 8 February 2006 21:08 (eighteen years ago) link

I listened to Smash Hits Radio for the first time last night. A strange thing was that most of the hip-hop/r&b (Chris Brown et al.) tended to be played in one segment. But I noticed that Robbie Williams could strike at any time without warning. I'd never appreciated how truly godawful he could be, like a combination of Neil Diamond and Bruce Springsteen at their absolute worst, woodenly dramatic and entangled in his own muscles.

I also noticed that Ashlee's "Boyfriend" sounded way muddier than it does on CD or on Launch Yahoo, which may indicate that Smash Hits have a defective track, or may indicate that you can't trust the fidelity on anything they play.

In any event, here are my notes:

Anastacia "Sick and Tired" - My Anastacia album from a few years back is strong-voiced disco-soul with almost all boring songs. This track, though, is sweet-tuned pop, Anastacia's voice giving the music a bright-rough "character" (not unlike Alanis) without sabotaging the sweetness. Not totally great on first listen, but a nice surprise.

Friday Hill "One Night Alone" - Blah '90s harmonies. [What did I mean by "blah '90s harmonies"? Not sure, since the track didn't stay in my mind. Similar to the harmonies in "Hey Jealousy" if "Hey Jealousy" had been blah instead of nonblah?]

The Cribs "The Modern Way" - Affected Brit sadboy voices: I don't always hate 'em, but I never love 'em.

Sugababes "Ugly" - No, not ugly, just plain, and really disappointing compared to "Freak Like Me" and "Blue" and "Round and Round." My one Sugababes album is unique in being the only one I've heard that goes from great on the first few tracks to not-so-great on the next few and continues on a perfect gradual decline through mediocre, tepid, barely tolerable, and, by the last track, terrible. On that album they get worse the closer they get to "real" r&b. "Ugly" isn't r&b but still lands in "tepid." I don't remember why I think so, actually; something about the harmonies having been through the wash once too often.

[Track order on U.S. alb may not match up with that on the British.]

McFly "Ultraviolet" - Band already denounced on this thread, but I enjoy this. '60sish Yardbirds or Hollies–type harmonies but with no '60s zing, which can be a drawback if you insist on zing in you sing, but likable nonetheless.

Shayne Ward "That's My Goal" - Agh! Gawd! Horrible! I'll go for ten of Robbie Williams to avoid one of these. Amazing that human beings choose to listen to this. It's a ballad, but it's not even "safe" and "gentle" and "comfy" in its zinglessness. It's loud and slow and pelts and pummels you with feeling.

Rachel Stevens "Sweet Dreams of My LA Ex" - Damn, maybe she's as good as the Poptimists say. [But I was so busy tracking down the performer name and song title - the Smash Hits site doesn't show the title of the song being played so I have to do a quick google on the lyrics while a song runs - that I didn't attend to what it sounded like or why I loved it so much. Maybe love it 'cause an ex of mine is from L.A.]

Girls Aloud "Biology" - My first Girls Aloud song! And it's... tuneful... and OK, I suppose. It's a fuller-sounding Robyn-type number, strong beat, but not a melody in the class of "Be Mine!" You think maybe Robyn knows what she's doing in her slightness?

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Thursday, 9 February 2006 02:07 (eighteen years ago) link

Hah, Frank: "That's My Goal" is already one of the 90 biggest selling songs in UK chart history, and its only been out two months.

Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Thursday, 9 February 2006 02:49 (eighteen years ago) link

Leah Haywood - I remember two songs from about 00/01:

"We Think It's Love" - I hated this at the time, it represented everything I disliked about Australian pop at that point, very much in the mould of Bachelor Girl (who were themselves like Savage Garden with all of the manic energy, the oddness and the expansive production removed, replaced by unthreatening mushy guitar backdrops derived from 90s Tina Arena), but even more straightforward and anonymous in feel. Quite memorable chorus though, but maybe it's just that I used to send it up a bit.

"Taking Back What's Mine" - this definitely sounded like Cheiron, a sort of hard juddering plastic pop groove in the vein of N'Sync's "It's Gonna Be Me" or Britney's "Stronger" or (perhaps closest) Britney's "Don't Go Knocking On My Door". But - and maybe this was just my biases at work - it seemed unconvincing, a really awkward chorus and a general tinge of desperation obscuring the pop dynamics. Soon after this local boyband Human Nature also went down this route with similarly lacklustre results.

Tim Finney (Tim Finney), Thursday, 9 February 2006 03:13 (eighteen years ago) link

To go back to Frank's assertion regarding Curve's goth cred--"Chinese Burns" is not only goth. it's a goth girl's defining anthem, it was the theme song for Faith on Buffy, fercryinoutloud!

But otherwise, yes to what you said.

News to me: Lacuna Coil covered Dubstar's plum trip-hoppy confection "Stars." before my hyphen key wears out--trip-hop-secular-teen-goth?

(LC is playing with Rod Zombie. I'm sorely tempted to go, for the Coil, I mean. Has anyone seen them?)

Ian in Brooklyn, Thursday, 9 February 2006 07:12 (eighteen years ago) link

I loved "Chinese Burn" so much more once it had been on Buffy!

Tim Finney (Tim Finney), Thursday, 9 February 2006 07:25 (eighteen years ago) link

Frank have you heard any other Sugababes albums? I think Three is a stronger album than Angels With Dirty Faces, though I've yet to hear the new one.

Tim Finney (Tim Finney), Thursday, 9 February 2006 07:37 (eighteen years ago) link

I am now trying to think of ways to work Apoptygma Berzerk's 'Shine On' into this thread. Cos it needs to be...

William Bloody Swygart (mrswygart), Thursday, 9 February 2006 11:19 (eighteen years ago) link

>I'm sorely tempted to go, for the Coil, I mean. Has anyone seen them?)<

Yep! Saw them open for Moonspell at late lamented L'Amours in Brooklyn maybe four or so years ago. Four monkish looking guys, banging heads in unsion, with a beautiful Italian girl up front. Much more fun live than Evanescence (whose US audience I still hope Lacuna Coil get, but I'd be surprised if they do.) By the way, Ian, if you like Lacuna Coil, you should really check out the Gathering sometime as well. They're still the genre template as far as I'm concerned. I list a bunch of other such bands upthread, but my latest obsessions in the genre are unsigned bands Persepone's Dream from Pittshburg and Twelfth of Never from Massechusetts, both of whom I discovered via cbbaby and I discuss on the metal thread.

xhuxk, Thursday, 9 February 2006 19:37 (eighteen years ago) link

No, "monkish" was wrong. More like "wizardish." In long matching robes and everything.

xhuxk, Thursday, 9 February 2006 19:38 (eighteen years ago) link

Also more like "Persophone's Dream," "Pittsburgh," "cdbaby," and, um, however you spell the state with Boston in it.

xhuxk, Thursday, 9 February 2006 19:41 (eighteen years ago) link

> Frank's assertion regarding Curve's goth cred<

Where did Frank make this assertion? I missed it. (Weren't they a shoegaze band, though?)

xhuxk, Thursday, 9 February 2006 19:43 (eighteen years ago) link

'Taking Back What's Mine' - used on the legally blonde soundtrack and thus IN MY HEAD for the past couple of days.

Abby (abby mcdonald), Thursday, 9 February 2006 19:45 (eighteen years ago) link

I was annoyed that Kelly Clarkson sang "Because of You" on the Garmmys and not "Behind These Hazel Eyes."

Oh and the new Pink single will most likely grow on me. Saw the video for it. Girl power, bitches.

Je4nne ƒur¥ (Je4nne Fury), Thursday, 9 February 2006 19:47 (eighteen years ago) link

To go back to Frank's assertion regarding Curve's goth cred--"Chinese Burns" is not only goth. it's a goth girl's defining anthem, it was the theme song for Faith on Buffy, fercryinoutloud!

I had to go to google to figure out this joke (assuming that it was intended as a joke).

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Thursday, 9 February 2006 19:56 (eighteen years ago) link

I was annoyed that Kelly Clarkson sang "Because of You" on the Garmmys and not "Behind These Hazel Eyes."

It was to assert her goth cred.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Thursday, 9 February 2006 20:00 (eighteen years ago) link

A teen friend of mine is going to the Rob Zombie show in a couple of weeks.

(One of my favorite Xgau reviews ever is his pan of White Zombie's Soul-Crusher: "People consent to fascism because they think fascism will be more fun than this. They could be right. D+")

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Thursday, 9 February 2006 20:06 (eighteen years ago) link

Have we developed any views on PANIC! At The Disco yet?

Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Thursday, 9 February 2006 20:13 (eighteen years ago) link

I wrote they were like Vegas Vaudeville circa 2025. Cute enough. But I haven't listened to them enough to say one way or another whether they're my thing.

Je4nn3 ƒur¥ (Je4nne Fury), Thursday, 9 February 2006 20:41 (eighteen years ago) link

But I like the fact that they look a bit like Sleater-Kinney!

Je4nn3 ƒur¥ (Je4nne Fury), Thursday, 9 February 2006 20:44 (eighteen years ago) link

I think considering "Buddy Holly" came out at roughly the same time as "Country House", it wouldn't be totally unfair to call them the American Kaiser Chiefs.

Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Thursday, 9 February 2006 21:22 (eighteen years ago) link

Tits of Death!

(My guess is that they're better to look at than to hear - aggressively "fun" and "satirical" bands that are "taking the piss" almost always bore me, unless they're the Sex Pistols - and I won't spend precious dialup time downloading until someone else does first, but the bandname is excellent, as are the...)

[Eligibility for this thread is vague association in my mind between what they and Morningwood do. Also, twelve-year-old boys will love them on principle.]

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Friday, 10 February 2006 14:21 (eighteen years ago) link

Link doesn't work for some reason, but if you go here and search "Tits of Death" you should be rewarded.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Friday, 10 February 2006 14:26 (eighteen years ago) link

frank -- i fixed tha link for you.

Sterling Clover (s_clover), Friday, 10 February 2006 16:31 (eighteen years ago) link

Thanx! You a hot mod!

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Friday, 10 February 2006 16:36 (eighteen years ago) link

Skye Sweetnam says:

"I'm the singing voice for the new Barbie movie 'the Barbie Diaries'... totally rad right? Who doesn't love Barbie? C'mon she's my hero!"

(Song's kinds disappointing, though; sorta halfway betw. "Billy S." rehash and Lohan-Duff imitation, which isn't bad in principle except "Billy S" is her worst song and there are better Lohan and Duff tracks and anyway we've already got Lohans and Duffs.)

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Friday, 10 February 2006 17:09 (eighteen years ago) link

Skye Sweetnam says

Proper album pushed back to mid July, but word on the street is she's recording some songs with the Matrix (possibly just a rumor). I imagine she didnt have much say in the writing/production of the Barbie tracks, but she wrote and recorded everything on the new one (not sure about the re-recorded version). Billy S her worst song? I don't really hear it in the Barbie track.

nameom (nameom), Friday, 10 February 2006 20:41 (eighteen years ago) link

I just posted this on the country thread:

you were right about the kelly clarkson song, but i think that the best proof of its country tendencies is its obsessive seeking of solution wrt domestic melodrama

We're talking about "Because of You" (most of the discussion was on last year's thread), which I'm now trying to make sense of since it's only been on the charts for half a year and gone double platinum as a single (not to mention the 5 million the album has sold). When I first heard it I pretty much dismissed it as an OK adult-contemporary heartbreak song, suitably quiet and sad but not up to the Kelly's previous three singles. Now, having paid attention to the lyrics and thought hard about where its music is coming from and so forth (and finally doing what I can to study the video on the postage-stamp screen that Launch Yahoo gives you in dialup), I'm hearing a completely different song, something of intensity, something that feels loud even with the quiet accompaniment and the controlled singing. And I think it is out of bounds for country. Which is to say that though I can imagine Faith singing in this style she probably wouldn't go for this melody or these words; and though I can imagine LeAnn going for both the melody and these words and totally nailing it in performance, she'd probably decide that it would be bad for her career at this point to release it.

First the words: it isn't just that they're unremittingly despairing, since you could say the same about country classics like "He Stopped Loving Her Today" and "The End of the World." But those don't feel like despair, or they take a different approach to despair, or something. (I've always considered "End of the World" a beautiful, sweet delight.) In general, country's "life falls apart" story belongs to its standard romance cycle: "My heart is broken, now I'm drunk, now I'm going to fuck up again and again," is mined for a lot of rue and a lot of comedy. It's something country is comfortable with. Whereas "the relationship was fundamentally pathological and has left me unfit to live" is not standard for country, even if it's fine on Oprah and adult contemporary and Radio Disney.

Also - and this is interesting - I'd never thought of it as a domestic drama until last night when I started examining the video: house in the suburban night, we're looking in through the window at a couple arguing, then we're in with them in the fight, a child watches glumly, a man upends a table in anger; then a different scene, the little girl shows daddy something she's made, daddy burns it on the stove; a woman leaves, a little girl leaves.

Before studying the video, I'd just naturally assumed this was a romance-and-dysfunction song like most of the ones that precede and follow it on the album, that the narrator was addressing a former boyfriend who'd left her devastated. In fact, that's a perfectly good way to read the song; the "you" is never identified. But if we factor in the video, the narrator has to be the little girl grown up, and she's addressing her parents: "I heard you cry every night in your sleep/I was so young/You should have known better than to lean on me/You never thought of anyone else/You just saw your pain/And now I cry in the middle of the night/For the same damn thing/Because of you/Because of you/Because of you I am afraid/Because of you I never stray too far from the sidewalk/Because of you I learned to play on the safe side so I don't get hurt/Because of you/I try my hardest just to forget everything/Because of you/I don't know how to let anyone else in/Because of you/I'm ashamed of my life because it's empty/Because of you I am afraid/Because of you."

Anyway, I don't know of anything like this in country, though that may not be because it's not there but just because I don't know the genre well enough. Haggard's "Hungry Eyes" suggests something difficult (like, maybe sometime mommas are too hurt to try); maybe there's more. (Subject for further research: Hank Snow.) But "Because of You" is more in the territory of Faster Pussycat's "House of Pain" and Everclear's "Father of Mine" and Pink's "Family Portrait" and Lindsay Lohan's "Confessions of a Broken Heart" and Ashlee Simpson's "Shadow." The country equivalent? Maybe LeAnn Rimes' album track "No Way Out" if you decide she's talking about her relationship to her dad. (But didn't the country audience make clear that they didn't consider that album country?)

I'll continue this thought later, but there's something going on - though subtly - in the sound of "Because of You" that also isn't yet a part of country, and that's goth. [Which I have talked about on this teenpop thread but still haven't worked out.]

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Sunday, 12 February 2006 14:01 (eighteen years ago) link

is it wrong to feel deeply flattered, at the word count, thnx frank

Anthony Easton, Sunday, 12 February 2006 22:23 (eighteen years ago) link

What I find most interesting about the lyrics in "Because Of You" is that they appear to be accusations against the singer's abused/neglected mother rather than against her abusing/neglecting father - in sum, "you put up with living a fragile wounded existence so now I think that's the status quo".

Tim Finney (Tim Finney), Monday, 13 February 2006 03:05 (eighteen years ago) link

But the narrator might be making a self-critique as well (if I'd been the narrator it would be a self-critique, at any rate). The song starts: "I will not make/The same mistakes that you did." So in order not to make the mistakes that Mom (or whoever) did, in order not to break, in order not to fall hard, the narrator is choosing instead to live in fear and not let anyone else in, etc. It doesn't have to be an accusation; it might just be a diagnosis, or an analysis: "Because you went through that, I am like this" (rather than "You did this to me"). (But the phrase "Because of you" is usually accusatory.)

Also, the way the song is, the way it's sung, it was easy for me to not pay much notice to the words the first 20 or so times I heard the song, and for a while after that not to take much more away from them than "Because of you I am afraid." Whereas "Addicted" nails its point in the second you hear it: "It's like you're a drug/It's like you're a demon I can't face down/It's like I'm stuck/It's like I'm running from you all the time/And I know I let/You have all the power/It's like the only company I seek/Is misery all around."

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Monday, 13 February 2006 03:49 (eighteen years ago) link

Thoughts on the new Kelly single - 'Walk Away'?

Departure from her 'heavy' pop-rock sound, and the ballad, towards more blues-pop-based sounds; the initial strong chords get buried under the synth beaths. First impressions say not at all as strong as 'Since U Been Gone' or 'Behind These Hazel Eyes'

The verse is pretty much identical to the verse sections of 'Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen' by La Lohan - cadence, rythm etc. even though her enunciation is very pronounced.

Chorus is very familiar to me, I'm sure someone can identify what it's reminding me of...

Aparently written by Raine Maida of Our Lady Peace

Abby (abby mcdonald), Monday, 13 February 2006 11:27 (eighteen years ago) link

Songwriters on "Walk Away" are Chantal Kreviazuk, Raine Maida, Kara DioGuardi, Kelly Clarkson. Prod. Maida, DioGuardi, Kreviazuk. I've never heard Our Lady Peace (except for what I'm hearing right now on their Website, which sounds like sensitivity singer-songwriter prettiness with doom sludge underneath), but I enjoy "Walk Away" a lot; punchy, almost r&b-type sassiness in her vocal attack, good use of a sheer rise and drop when she sings "just walk A-way." The song seems to be lagging commercially; after four singles and five million sold albums, perhaps the market has worn out for this album.

(My favorite of the remaining nonsingles is "Hear Me," which has probably the greatest wailing quasi-goth torment on the album: the emotions of "Because of You" and "Addicted" amped up to 10.)

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Monday, 13 February 2006 21:58 (eighteen years ago) link

They're fucking Canadians!

Eppy (Eppy), Monday, 13 February 2006 22:40 (eighteen years ago) link

(Which is to say that they were kind of the modern rock Arcade Fire.)

Eppy (Eppy), Tuesday, 14 February 2006 00:22 (eighteen years ago) link

Boyband goth from Holland (which I maybe shd have had the nerve to put as my Pop World Cup entry), also featuring a classical pianist for added chiaroscura. Does that "Winner Takes It All" thing where the slight infelicities in pronunciation and grammar nicely map on to the song's seesaw between bravado/bluster and vulnerability.

http://s64.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=1Q5R4YXR74O661AVSK830JDQUH

Tom (Groke), Wednesday, 15 February 2006 10:25 (eighteen years ago) link

Any thoughts about Natasha Bedingfield? I don't know how "teenpop" she's considered, but she did get 20 plays on Radio Disney last week. I've only heard "Unwritten" and "These Words." There's a playfulness in her singing that could turn into boring jazziness in the future but she's young and fresh and it hasn't yet, and maybe the thinness of her voice will protect her from the urge to ever go legit. Like Pink (and even Alanis, I suppose), she's in an area that lets her be pop and singer-songwriter and r&b. And there's something interesting going on in the harmony, a sudden-pleasingness in the middle of "Unwritten" that I don't have the music theory to explain.

But for all that, the sound is way more tepid than it ought to be. Or that's how it seems right now, with my not yet having swamped myself in her songs.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Wednesday, 15 February 2006 22:41 (eighteen years ago) link

Tash Bedders is sort of the antithesis of teenpop, surely? Like... early 20s career anxiety sufferer pop.

Anyway, this is the Sugababes covering "I Bet You Look Good On The Dancefloor":

http://www.popjustice.com/downloads/sugamonkeys.mp3

Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Wednesday, 15 February 2006 22:52 (eighteen years ago) link

My initial reaction to Pink's "Stupid Girls" video is pretty conflicted, as is the video itself. Calling bulimics stupid doesn't show much insight into bulimia, for instance, and in general if you're going to call someone stupid you'd better try to understand her first. Also, dishing your rivals is a cheap way to restart a stalled career. And there's nothing particularly feminist in sneering at other people's social choices. For those who haven't seen the video, she's lampooning Hilton and her poodles and Jessica's "These Boots Are Made for Walkin'" and I'm sure a bunch of other things I'd recognize if I owned a TV (and my not owning a TV makes me not in a perfect position myself to understand this video myself). But she's not merely sneering - she's the main actress in the video, subjecting her own body to the pretty-girl disfigurements, so her own body is what's at stake. And I can certainly imagine her sitting in front of the TV and watching the never-ending chicky sex sell and saying to herself, "I've had enough!"

The song, by the way, sounds good but not great. Nice to hear Pink's voice.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Wednesday, 15 February 2006 23:02 (eighteen years ago) link

Dom, I wouldn't necessarily say that career anxiety is the antithesis of teenpop, which is sure immersed in social anxiety. And if the teens and tweens are listening to Tash in tandem with Hilary and Aly & AJ and Kelly, then she's part of the teenpop world.

One of the themes of this thread is that teenpop is hardly just play play play joy joy joy kids kids kids fun fun fun.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Wednesday, 15 February 2006 23:09 (eighteen years ago) link

This is true, I think I should extend my thoughts into something cogent.

Tash Bed launched her solo career with a track called "Single", which was a kinda P!nk-esque "I am a WOMAN and will take no shit from you MEN" track with a few catchy bits and an awful video. I always got the feeling that the reason for "These Words" as the second single was so people wouldn't assume she was a lesbian.

I think my problem with calling her teenpop is that she always has been, and always has been marketed as, the dance-wing of Dido.

Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Wednesday, 15 February 2006 23:13 (eighteen years ago) link

But this thread shouldn't be about drawing lines in the sand where teenpop is and isn't.

It's about the Sugababes covering "I Bet You Look Good On The Dancefloor"

Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Wednesday, 15 February 2006 23:14 (eighteen years ago) link

does this belong more on the teenpop thread than the metal thread??:

So, I sort of want to like this mohawked and punkabillified (where, um, "billy" means "ska" I guess) Horrorpops album *Bring It On!* on Hellcat. Bang Sugar Bang made my top ten last year after all. I guess the idea is making the Dance Hall Crashers or early No Doubt rock as hard as the Distillers or something. And I don't *not* like it; it's not *not* catchy; it all sounds perfectly pleasant, but also nothing on it is reaching out and grabbing me. I'm thinking the problem might mostly be the singer (whose hairdo makes it look like she has devil's horns); her voice is probably too thin, but then again the rhythm section is probably too thin too. But at the same time, I'd say both the vocals and rhythm are COMPETENT. Shrug. Jeanne, have you heard this? I have a feeling I'd trust your Horrorpops judgement implicitly. Also possible that they just don't have songs (where Bang Sugar Bang have NON-STOP songs). And if they DO have songs, which they might, the Horrorpops singer just can't put them over, for whatever reason.
-- xhuxk (xedd...), February 15th, 2006.

xhuxk, Wednesday, 15 February 2006 23:14 (eighteen years ago) link

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Back to the Pink vid, and to repeat something I said over on the rolling country thread: I may not know much about videos these days, but I know from stupid, and whatever you think about Jessica Simpson's cocktease routine in "These Boots Are Made For Walkin'," it's not stupid: Get out of car, swing your hips, prance into rowdy redneck club, get guys to beat themselves up over you, flirt with Willie, sashay out, leaving the joint in shambles. You may not like that version or that vision of girl power, since it's not the one that the enlightened We-who-know-better embrace and doesn't prefigure Our hoped-for social transformation, but it's not stupid.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Wednesday, 15 February 2006 23:21 (eighteen years ago) link

I remember Xhuxk last year complaining about Jessica making her voice small for "Boots," but it effectively gets under my skin. Cute being a jujitsu move.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Wednesday, 15 February 2006 23:22 (eighteen years ago) link

Having so far only heard a 30-second clip of "I Bet You Look Good on the Dancefloor" - and having heard 0 seconds of any actual Erctic Minkeys track, I have this to say: Sugababes rough gruff sassy r&b tingles me when it's run into tracks that are both pop and weird and technoid, whereas doesn't when it's run into tracks that are actually close to r&b. Well, this isn't r&b but it's a new one for un-Suga-expert me: rock. Results? Better than r&b, worse than "Freak Like Me," "Blue," and "Round and Round." (Unless I totally change my mind.)

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Wednesday, 15 February 2006 23:30 (eighteen years ago) link

Ah, that's the same Sugaclip I already heard. Its r&b burr is a good burr, actually sounds more Pink (and a lot stronger) than Stashy does. I'm leaning towards "good" on this one, for the chorus, though (ssshhh) there can be something a bit wooden about the Sugababes.

I'm not sure that the U.S. has a Dido equivalent: Sheryl and Alanis would be occupying that social spot, but neither is hitting big at the moment. Maybe the spot is currently occupied by Kelly Clarkson heaving her voice and guts at us. (She seems to be occupying twenty or so spots.) Hooray for us!

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Wednesday, 15 February 2006 23:40 (eighteen years ago) link

speaking of teen-pop (a la dido) for british grownups, the album i talk about below (initially on the country thread) comes out the US finally this week, apparently. i'm not sure what kind of audience they're going to reach for here, but the teen-introspection audience wouldn't be far off. who are her british fans? didn't she have, like, five hit singles over there last year or something like that? (By the way, the black horse song is the one where she refuses the marriage proposal of a horse that is black. It'd be weirder if she said yes):

I would also like to ask our English friends for thoughts about Mercury Prize nominee KT Tunstall, whose imminent (here) *Eyes to the Telescope* (especially "Suddenly I See" and maybe "Miniature Disasters" and "Heal Over" so far; "Universe & U" kinda stinks) I have been enjoying this weekend in a sort of vaguely jazz-folky post-Laura Nyro/Rickie Lee Jones stewardess-pop (stole that idea from an old Xgau Quarterflash review!) sort of way, which is to say approx. 15 percent country maybe, though I could see her appealing to an '06 US country audience if they heard her. Have no idea how she's heard or thought of in England. If I pay closer attention to the words will I hate her? I am sort of scared of that.
-- xhuxk (xedd...), January 1st, 2006.

The KT Tunstall tracks I don't like are probably more Natalie Merchant than to Nyro/Rickie Lee. Second most energetic and therefore likeable song after "Suddenly I See" (which is a real good dance track) might be "Black Horse and the Cherry Tree," with its sort of Diddley beat.

-- xhuxk (xedd...), January 2nd, 2006.

xhuxk, Thursday, 16 February 2006 14:18 (eighteen years ago) link

Teenpop died because it was taken over by the media whores and music industry nazis.

ESTEBAN BUTTEZ~!!! (ESTEBAN BUTTEZ~!!!), Thursday, 16 February 2006 14:27 (eighteen years ago) link

oops left this out:

Joseph, is "Black Horse and Cherry Tree" really about a horse asking KT to marry him, and she says no? That's what she seems to be singing about. Wacky! Though it would be even wackier if she said yes! Also, tracks # 2,3, and 8 have good power-ballad buldups, I have decided.
-- xhuxk (xedd...), January 3rd, 2006.

is "Black Horse and Cherry Tree" really about a horse asking KT to marry him, and she says no?
Yup: Her black horse is Joni Mitchell's Coyote, I figure.
-- Joseph McCombs (jmccomb...), January 4th, 2006.

xhuxk, Thursday, 16 February 2006 14:34 (eighteen years ago) link

Xhuxk, KT is Scottish. Frank, my kneejerk reaction to the Pink video was a sick little thrill. True, all you say about how calling bullimics "stupid" isn't exactly the best way to approach the situation, but I'd say Pink is mocking not the disease itself, but the gross desire to be a size 2 and I think that comes across pretty clearly in context with the rest of the video. I'd wager to say that most outcast young women get a thrill from seeing the status quo being made fools of. The outcasts don't have the power to metaphorically flush the Barbies down the shitter -- I mean, they *do* but most are too fearful to attempt it. Pink's kind of like Eminem -- she's saying/doing what we secretly wish we had the balls to do. Who's gonna step to her? Jessica? Paris? Hells no. And it's about time their kind got called out for being little more than vapid dingbats. (I just wish I liked the actual *song* more.)

Je4nn3 ƒur¥ (Je4nne Fury), Thursday, 16 February 2006 15:53 (eighteen years ago) link

Oh and the more I listen to Panic At the Disco, the more I really like the album. The vocals are very very much like Fall Out Boy but way more cohesive and the songs are much stronger.

Je4nn3 ƒur¥ (Je4nne Fury), Thursday, 16 February 2006 15:56 (eighteen years ago) link

Jeanne, did you see my Horrorpops question for you up above?

(Also, Scottish IS British, isn't it?) (Or are you saying that, for Scottish women, being propositioned by a horse is perfectly normal?)

xhuxk, Thursday, 16 February 2006 16:06 (eighteen years ago) link

(Is Scottish British? I never knew that.) And I feel the same about the Horrorpops as you do. I remember feeling the same way about their first album, too. It's one of the dudes from Necromantix, I believe. They're definitely listenable and I'd probably have fun at their live show, but the songs don't stick. They need to be more tantalizing or something. There's just nothing pulling me in.

Je4nn3 ƒur¥ (Je4nne Fury), Thursday, 16 February 2006 16:19 (eighteen years ago) link

Yeah, but Scottish isn't English (even if both Scots and English are variations on ye olde Anglo-Saxon).

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Thursday, 16 February 2006 16:55 (eighteen years ago) link

Yeah, I know, but I figured that since KT was Mercury Prize nominated, "our English friends" might know about her. (Does the MP cover all of Great Britain, then, not just England? I guess it must.)

xhuxk, Thursday, 16 February 2006 16:59 (eighteen years ago) link

The Kelly Clarkson album has been getting me back into the Hold Steady's Separation Sunday. Not that Kelly and Craig don't have a lot not in common, but there's stuff they share, too, each telling the other's story backwards. When Kelly arrived she was flying high, but when she left she was defeated and depressed. Separation Sunday is about a girl called Holly who goes down into drugs and addiction but in the end achieves a resurrection*; Breakaway is about a girl called Kelly who claims a resurrection right off and then goes down into codependency and dysfunction, ends either with her crying out in despair (if you count "Hear Me" as the real conclusion and the live "Beautiful Disaster" as an add-on) or with her declaring her love for the thing that's been fucking her up all along. (Well, there's strings attached to every single lover.)** But you wonder where Craig is in all of this; like isn't the subtext that Holly is his beautiful disaster? Where's Craig's story, Craig's resurrection? (The old joke about the codependent is that when an addict is drowning, her life flashes in front of her eyes, whereas when her codependent lover is drowning, it's the addict's life that flashes in front of his eyes, not his own.)

*some ambiguity, though, as to whether Holly's resurrection is a living one or occurs after death, e.g., she stopped loving dope today, they placed a wreath upon her door, perhaps.

**I assume that Breakaway is basically a collection of songs rather than a concept album, and the song order has as much to do with sound and mood as anything; so the story that gets inadvertently told is just the way the songs happened to fall. But even on random play you get the basic story, the anguish is so prevalent. And being good pop music, there's always another story anyway, 'cause there's usually a dance and an enticing come-on no matter what the words are saying, and there's always a voluptuousness of sound, even in despair. Especially in despair.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Thursday, 16 February 2006 17:40 (eighteen years ago) link

Funny, the recurring girl-character in the new Yellowcard album is also named Holly. Actually, if I'm not mistaken... it's Holly Wood.

Je4nn3 ƒur¥ (Je4nne Fury), Thursday, 16 February 2006 17:59 (eighteen years ago) link

Better "Holly" than "Morning"

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Thursday, 16 February 2006 18:04 (eighteen years ago) link

KT's lesbian following

KT Tunstall says she has a big lesbian following after 'accidentally' wearing rainbow braces on the cover of her album.

"I have a massive lesbian following," she told the Mirror. "There's always a gay crowd up the front at my gigs. It's a huge compliment. No one thinks Katie Melua is gay.

"I think it's because I'm a singer-songwriter with a personality - balls and some sassiness."

KT believes she unintentionally sent out mixed messages about her sexuality when she wore a pair of rainbow-patterned braces - a gay symbol - on her record cover.

She says she only realised the implications when a friend in the U.S. sent her a text saying: "The girls in San Francisco are loving your braces."

KT adds: "I was onstage in Dublin when I heard a girl in the crowd shout: 'KT, you're a lesbian!' What the hell do you say to that? I didn't want to upset the lesbians but I didn't want to make out I was one.

"I said: 'You can't say that!' Then I realised that none of the other 1,500 people there had heard her. So I said: 'That girl just called me a lesbian.'

"At the end of the gig, a roadie handed me a note from the woman. It said: 'KT, I was saying 'legend'."

Copyright © 2006 Ananova Ltd

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Thursday, 16 February 2006 18:04 (eighteen years ago) link

Everyone should refer to John Legend as John Lesbian. Except that would make him interesting.

Je4nn3 ƒur¥ (Je4nne Fury), Thursday, 16 February 2006 18:09 (eighteen years ago) link

Don't worry, there's a band in the Czech Republic called Support Lesbiens, and they're not even remotely interesting.

As a side note - Delays - Valentine. What we r reckon to this, then?

William Bloody Swygart (mrswygart), Thursday, 16 February 2006 18:14 (eighteen years ago) link

Hang on, when I was in Best Buy the other day, I looked at the cover of the KT Tunstall album and it was in black and white. WHY CAN'T WE GET THE LESBIAN COVER? Amazon lists it as the "import" version. Here's the regular one:

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B000DN5VJY.01._AA240_SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpg

Je4nn3 ƒur¥ (Je4nne Fury), Thursday, 16 February 2006 18:16 (eighteen years ago) link

I'd wager to say that most outcast young women get a thrill from seeing the status quo being made fools of.

Well, making fun of dumb blondes seems pretty status quo to me. (As opposed to raping and killing your mom, which is Eminem's idea of the forbidden.)

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Thursday, 16 February 2006 18:16 (eighteen years ago) link

You tell those outcast young women, Frank!

Zwan (miccio), Thursday, 16 February 2006 18:18 (eighteen years ago) link

Okay, now I'm fixated on this. Here's the lesbian import KT Tunstall cover.

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B0007A0GD4.01._AA240_SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpg

Je4nn3 ƒur¥ (Je4nne Fury), Thursday, 16 February 2006 18:20 (eighteen years ago) link

I think it'd be cool if Pink didn't spend the majority of her video lampooning half-naked female icons half-naked, and fleshed out her basic platitudes (though that's ALWAYS been a problem with her), but I'm glad she's asking for something that's pretty reasonable rather than talking about raping and killing her dad or something. "My Vietnam" was more than enough "forbidden."

Zwan (miccio), Thursday, 16 February 2006 18:27 (eighteen years ago) link

Really, the only thing that makes her not Britney Spears is that she says she's not Britney Spears. Weird clothes, weird collaborators, genre futzing, claims of empowerment and pain, all B.S. territory.

Zwan (miccio), Thursday, 16 February 2006 18:31 (eighteen years ago) link

That said, Britney didn't really highlight these qualities until after Pink's big album.

Zwan (miccio), Thursday, 16 February 2006 18:40 (eighteen years ago) link

Are you for real?? Little Miss NYLA is a poster child for naivete. She's a *kid*. Pink's got much more know-how about her. Plus balls, a sense of humor, and sure-fire ability to rock.

Je4nn3 ƒur¥ (Je4nne Fury), Thursday, 16 February 2006 18:42 (eighteen years ago) link

Wm Bl Swygart: That Website wants me to do something I don'y do for no Website: download software. So could you give a description of the vid?

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Thursday, 16 February 2006 18:56 (eighteen years ago) link

Pink's got much more know-how about her.

That's gotta be a pretty relative scale. And Pink sure acts like a *kid* with her license plate reading No. 1 Superstar and her comparing her life to Vietnam because her mom's going to change her last name and her family won't pretend they're all really happy. I didn't hear Try This, though.

Zwan (miccio), Thursday, 16 February 2006 19:02 (eighteen years ago) link

She's a *14-year-old*.

Fr Kog: links at the bottom of this page should prove more amenable.

William Bloody Swygart (mrswygart), Thursday, 16 February 2006 19:12 (eighteen years ago) link

Delays "Valentine": I like it. A guitar band that's playing what basically sounds like Hi-NRG Eurodancepop. The bass player is doing a subdued Moroder. The chorus kind of loses the feel, though: too arty in the chord selection, making the sound diffuse.

How is this sort of thing perceived in Britain? As just more indie poprock, or is the Hi-NRG dance sound recognized?

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Thursday, 16 February 2006 20:58 (eighteen years ago) link

My neighborhood branch of the public library just started carrying CDs; mainly country and pop, some Latino, no hip-hop. I checked out recent ones by Jo Dee Messina, Bobby Pinson, Ryan Cabrera, Kaiser Chiefs, expecting to like them in about that order, instead liking 'em in about the reverse. Messina: strong-voice country broad from Boston; two great singles, then a bunch of what would otherwise be blah if her voice weren't grating ("grating" becomes "caustic" and "powerful" when the songs are good). Pinson: a guitar growling deep in the rhythm, husky voice in with the guitar growl but doesn't surmount it; what might be interesting lyrics about being shaped by hardship and failure, but I'm skeptical as to whether I'll really find the words interesting when I give them a chance, and I might not give them a good chance before the due date. Actually, I feel that they're trying to bully me into a view of what makes up life. But maybe the fact that they're bugging me means there's something to them. Ryan Cabrera: See below. Kaiser Chiefs: first few lines of the first track immediately cracked me up; I'll say why below. Remind me of the Buzzcocks, humor mixed with rue, harmonies buzzing pleasingly, the most "poppy" (if not officially pop) melodies of the bunch. Most of the good songs come right at the start, and these guys, like the Buzzcocks, start to sound samey if you hear more than a few in a row. And they're not as good as the Buzzcocks, and they're emotionally timid, but certainly fun.

(Yeah, I know

Now, I won't pretend that Messina or Pinson are teenpop, but I bet lots o' Brit teens and teeny-weenies go for the Kaiser Chiefs. My impression is that their official category is "indie" (though they're major label).

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Thursday, 16 February 2006 21:20 (eighteen years ago) link

The "Yeah, I know" line was meant to go: "Yeah, I know that the album is probably about timidity, but that's no excuse."

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Thursday, 16 February 2006 21:22 (eighteen years ago) link

My London penpal Sarah Manvel emailed me a strong opinion about the Kaiser Chiefs, but I forget if she loved them or hated them.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Thursday, 16 February 2006 21:26 (eighteen years ago) link

Oh, I guess her opinion isn't that strong. She "likes" them. (But this is in comparison to a whole lot of other equally huge bands whom she considered just awful.)

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Thursday, 16 February 2006 21:36 (eighteen years ago) link

"Stupid Girl" sounds more like something from Pink's first album than anything since "Get The Party Started", and perhaps even more than that in terms of the vocal. I wonder to what extent she's happy with that and to what extent it's a forced manoeuvre (and I say that as someone who loved Can't Take Me Home).

Tim Finney (Tim Finney), Thursday, 16 February 2006 22:04 (eighteen years ago) link

The "Valentine" song struck me as one of those songs where it sounds like it's going somewhere exciting and then doesn't. They're definitely using guitars in interesting ways but the song seemed too unfocused. Maybe I need to listen to it again.

Eppy (Eppy), Thursday, 16 February 2006 22:07 (eighteen years ago) link

Yeah, I wish they'd stuck with the verse and not even had a chorus, seen if they could have pushed somewhere through maniacal sweetness and repetition. But it's something interesting.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Thursday, 16 February 2006 22:11 (eighteen years ago) link

> Remind me of the Buzzcocks<

Interestingly, I was just listening to the NEW Buzzcocks album *flat pack philosophy* today, and what's clear to me is that Pete Shelley's voice just doesn't hold up; he seemingly can't get it high or nasal or swishy enough to convey his old sweetness and manic excitement anymore. which might not be that big a surprise, except that i actually liked the buzzcocks's *modern* album in 1999 (or at least i did at the time; maybe if i pulled it out now, i wouldn't be so impressed.) band still sounds like they might be fairly tuneful, if not nearly as energetic as they once were. without shelley's voice, though, it just doesn't matter. i gave up after five or six songs.

xhuxk, Thursday, 16 February 2006 23:24 (eighteen years ago) link

Ryan Cabrera You Stand Watching: He's got a beautiful voice, would have done the soft-soul heartbreak of "Gone" better than Justin, would have done the mournfully chilly "To the Moon and Back" almost as well as Darren. I wish he would do songs like that, since there's nothing on here like those, and teen wail might not be his strong suit. "Sensitivity" is, but since the sensitivity is there in his voice anyway, the material is better off not playing it up. This album sounds somewhat anonymous, which I don't consider a flaw necessarily, but only four tracks have reached me so far ("From the Start," "Last Night," "Fall Baby Fall," and especially "Hit Me With Your Light"); since he's not blasting you or nailing you, I may get to feel more here after further listens. The lyrics are vague and generic romance stuff ("Love is it enough/I'll be your shelter when the weather is rough... It's not a fantasy, you can have everything, you can be loved"), which doesn't cripple the music but doesn't draw you in, either. He's not nearly as articulate about what it is to offer love than his ex–better half is at what it feels like to receive it; but then, that's hard to match, since "Pieces of Me" is maybe the sweetest, most charming song ever about what it feels like to be truly and thoroughly loved: "I am moody, messy, I get restless/And it's senseless/How you never seem to care/When I'm angry you listen/Make me happy it's your mission/And you won't stop till I'm there." That has meter and rhyme without losing the sense of someone just conversing; if you think something like that is easy to write, you try it. Of course, I don't know how many of those words are Simpson's and how many are Shanks' or DioGuardi's, and since I don't keep tabs on the teen tabs I don't know if she and Cabrera were yet an item when that song was written; even if they were, the song doesn't have to be referring to him or to anyone, it's a song after all. But I might as well imagine that it does, and that the guy's a sweetheart. Notice how this post ends up about Ashlee; you really didn't imagine it wouldn't, did you? (But a final thought about Ryan's music. He plays acoustic guitar, inserts Spanish touches, and this inspires me to think that maybe he should go to Mexico or Spain and find some swoony extravagant melodies to hang his handsome voice on.)

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Thursday, 16 February 2006 23:36 (eighteen years ago) link

Do you think if he changed his production style to be more soul-inflected it might go a long way? (Or is he already kinda soul-inflected? It's been a while since I heard any Cabrera.)

Eppy (Eppy), Thursday, 16 February 2006 23:45 (eighteen years ago) link

Oh yeah, and what made me laugh out loud when I started the Kaiser Chiefs album:

I've got to get this message to the press
That every day I love you less and less

It was refreshing after all that country be-a-tough-babe/this-is what-makes-a-man bullshit, and all that earnest romance.

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Well, he's basically using a rock beat on this album, in keeping with contemporary teenpop, though he's not particularly trying to rock out. But that I heard Justin and Darren when I heard him might indicate that MJ-type soul could work.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Thursday, 16 February 2006 23:51 (eighteen years ago) link

i dont know how i feel about jack johnson, can we talk about him--he has a great smooth voice, and he has a sweet, gentle, genorus subtlety, and i kind of like his kids stuff for the curious george soundtrack, (way pre teen) but has anyone heard anything else, does his connections to john mayer make anyone nervous

anthony easton (anthony), Friday, 17 February 2006 00:30 (eighteen years ago) link

*Aquamarine* soundtrack (not sure what the music's about), on first listen anyway, starts slow and way too mellow, with too many David Gray Jack Johnson Jason Mraz John Mayer type boys we never heard of before (well, two of em anyway) getting sensitive and too many girls doing the same (including Sara Paxton, which is disappointing after she was so boppy on last year's geat *Darcy's Wild Life* soundtrack), but things start to pick up a little for Emma Roberts's version of Weezer's "Island in the Sun" (not bad, though her "hip hip"s sound totally limp) and pick up for real for a three song stretch that starts with Courtney Jaye whoever she is misbehaving and ends with Mandy Moore who is almost an oldtimer by now covering Blondie and peaks, in great Hope Partlow Samantha Jo tradition with another GREAT summer song, "Summertime Guys" by longtime Disney pop C-lister Nikki Cleary, which has a killer rumbling bounce of a beat I can't put my finger on - not quite Bow Wow Wow, not quite Bo Diddley, but pretty close taxonomincally: early Sweet, maybe? I dunno, something like that. Album ends with the Stellastarr* dimwit doing his dumb but (very slightly) endearing imitation of Bowie after Bowie couldn't sing in his high register anymore (i,e, after Bowie started to suck), and he's no Andrew Eldritch let me tell you, then with a slimy piece of industrial bubblegum leachery called "I Like The Way" by the Bodyrockers which I predict some silly teenage girls will find sexy.

xhuxk, Friday, 17 February 2006 14:42 (eighteen years ago) link

Chuck is totally OTM about that new Buzzcocks album. I had to check the liner notes to see if Shelley was still in the band!

Matthew C Perpetua (inca), Friday, 17 February 2006 14:44 (eighteen years ago) link

>(not sure what the music's about), <

actually this might be true but I meant I'm not sure what the MOVIE'S about (though I'm guessing it might concern going to the beach. Matter of fact, one of the 3 girls on the CD cover is a mermaid.) xp

xhuxk, Friday, 17 February 2006 14:45 (eighteen years ago) link

"Summertime Guys" written by Jeffrey W Coplan (who also produced it), Nikki Cleary, and Robert Ellis Orrall, the last of whom sort of existed on the commercial country/late-Creem powerpop cusp once upon a time and had a #32 Carlene Carter duet pop hit in 1983 with "I Couldn't Say No," and bigger country hits later than that I believe.

xhuxk, Friday, 17 February 2006 14:49 (eighteen years ago) link

Aquamarine trailer up via Apple - starring Emma Roberts and JoJo and someone else as a mermaid.

Abby (abby mcdonald), Friday, 17 February 2006 16:44 (eighteen years ago) link

I am not the kind of person to say this, but the mermaid is creepily sexualized. Buh.

Eppy (Eppy), Friday, 17 February 2006 16:56 (eighteen years ago) link

I have been listening to the new Goldfrapp album and comparing it in my head to Madonna and Kylie and current British girlpop and it strikes me as actually trying to be teenpop for grownups, which is maybe why it's not that appealing to me. Ditto for the Madonna album. Maybe I should take this to the dance being too gay for American thread or something.

Eppy (Eppy), Friday, 17 February 2006 16:58 (eighteen years ago) link

One more thing on Cabrera (alb due back at the library tomorrow): Erlewine at allmusic thinks Cabrera was aiming this album as much at the Matchbox 20/Third Eye Blind crowd as at the teens, which makes sense - I mean, makes sense as an analysis, not as an artistic strategy. The singles from the album - "Photo" and "Shine On" - are far worse than the ones from his last; "Shine On" has some merit as a song but he overdoes the "passion" in his voice and it's irritating. I really wish he'd follow Michael Jackson (or even Timberlake) rather than the white AC balladeers, since they seem to know how to let the music deliver the passion without their having to push anguish forward out of the throat.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Saturday, 18 February 2006 06:48 (eighteen years ago) link

"They" being Jackson and Timberlake, not the white balladeers.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Saturday, 18 February 2006 06:51 (eighteen years ago) link

Pop World Cup team talk by USA manager Alex M:

Smoosh - "Rad": It is a well-known scientific FACT that a key ingredient of Great Pop is YOUTH. Smoosh back this up nicely. They are sisters Asya, 13, and Chloe, 11, and on 'Rad' Asya raps charmingly about how you should be a little happier and if you want to play then GO PLAY over insanely melodic electric piano. I am sure all Poptimists will take Smoosh to their hearts with no further prompting, but should you need further convincing here are some TEAM ANECDOTES: 1) While recording their album, relations between Chloe and the band's producer got so fractious that she had to be locked out of the studio, whereupon she scrawled "DO U WANT A FIGHT!" on a piece of paper and pressed it to the window; 2) They were once told by an over-excitable interviewer that they could be "as big as Led Zeppelin", to which they replied, "Is that big?"; 3) When I went to see them at Cargo a couple of months ago I got to the venue early to find them playing tag amidst all the bemused punters. CUTE!

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Saturday, 18 February 2006 07:08 (eighteen years ago) link

>getting sensitive and too many girls doing the same (including Sara Paxton, which is disappointing after she was so boppy on last year's geat *Darcy's Wild Life* soundtrack)<

actually her Aquamarine song "Connected" is not bad, and not really all that sensitive, and even slightly boppy, though I'm not sure what I think of its self-help lyrics about soulmates.

My fave song so far (and by far) on the *High School Musical* OST is "Bop To The Top," which reminds me of early Conga/Dr Beat-era Miami Sound Machine almost. (Or really, I guess, of MSM a little later, when Gloria was doing that 1-2-3 song.) More on this soon I'm sure.

xhuxk, Saturday, 18 February 2006 14:32 (eighteen years ago) link

"I Can't Take My Eyes Off of You" is another good MSM-style bubblesalsa track. (That one's performed by Troy, Gabrielle, Ryan, and Sharpay; "Bop to the Top" by just Ryan and Sharpay.)

xhuxk, Saturday, 18 February 2006 14:55 (eighteen years ago) link

Lindsay Lohan, wafer or waif?... Is that Courtney Love on the cover of Seventeen?... Angelina of the morning sickness... Us Weekly reports that someone said something in the January Vanity Fair.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Sunday, 19 February 2006 04:48 (eighteen years ago) link

Today's haul from the library:

Chip Taylor and Carrie Rodriguez Red Dog Tracks, Brad Paisley Time Well Wasted, Sara Evans Real Fine Place, Aly & AJ Into the Rush. I'm looking forward to listening to them - I'm especially eager to hear Red Dog Tracks, since I've never heard Uncle Chip's actual singing voice.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Sunday, 19 February 2006 05:00 (eighteen years ago) link

And now Launch is playing Mariah's "All I Want for Christmas Is You"; the song achieves something I didn't think Mariah could pull off: a Ronettes-Crystals sound while Mariah still gets to be her vocal-trapeze-artist self. (I miss that Mariah. The new Mariah seems chastened and subdued in comparison.)

My favorite Mariah is the early Mariah, "Somebody," "Can't Let Go," "Make It Happen" era. After that she helped pioneer a bury-your-voice-in-the-r&b-mix style, which I'm not against in principle (is one of the things that helped her also to pioneer the thug'n'hug mating of hip-hop guys and r&b chicks, which I usually don't love but have nothing against in principle), but it knocked down her exuberance, and "We Belong Together" is far more conversational and less melismatic in its approach - again, I've got nothing against the principle, but all of these things toned down her natural exuberance, which may be the conditions of her staying acceptable to r&b but is too bad.

Anyway, I just heard "Stay the Night," one of the album tracks from Mimi. Reminds me a LOT of Teena Marie, which from me is a high compliment: the rhythm has more or a '00s push and counterfunk than Teena's had back in her prime, and Mariah works the voice well against the rhythm. I'll wait to say more when I listen more. It isn't in what's necessarily my favorite of Teena's various styles - kind of jazzy, Riperton fly the breeze - but the voice does move.

("We Belong Together" isn't bad; it never really sticks for me, though, despite its having living atop the charts for months and months in mid '05.)

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Sunday, 19 February 2006 13:56 (eighteen years ago) link

"having lived," that is.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Sunday, 19 February 2006 13:58 (eighteen years ago) link

I think I've said before that I reckon the absolute apotheosis of that bury-your-voice-in-the-r&b-mix style of Mariah's is the "Funkin' 4 Jamaica" "cover" she did with Mystikal. In the video clip they had three Mariahs singing her bits into a microphone, and the visual seemed really apt - it was like an ode to backing singer perfection.

Tim Finney (Tim Finney), Sunday, 19 February 2006 14:01 (eighteen years ago) link

from country thread:

--at least one song from the *high school musical* OST, "breaking free", sounds as much like a pop-country power ballad to me as a teen-pop power ballad (isn't that one of the big download hits? i think so, since it's one of two tracks with a "karaoke instrumental" version at the end of the CD. and come to think of it, the instumental - which i I kind of like; when I first heard it, it was in my random CD changer, and I guessed it was by either tea leaf green or the tossers! -- sounds somewhat rural or pastoral or whatever as well.) the non-karaoke rendition is said to be sung by leading man troy + leading lady gabrielle.

xhuxk, Monday, 20 February 2006 14:58 (eighteen years ago) link

Frank, yes-exactly-totally-110% on the Mariah r&b muddled-voice conundrum. Woman needs to *sing*, go for the 90s stuff, etc.

Je4nn3 ƒur¥ (Je4nne Fury), Monday, 20 February 2006 15:26 (eighteen years ago) link

yeah, people who think mariah has improved over the years are nuts. (i assume her recent respectability in hip-hop circles has as much to do with her biography as her music -- i.e, people were rooting for a comeback. to my ears she's become duller in direct proportion to getting more hip-hop. i'd like to hear the song frank compares to teena marie, though.)

despite tracks i mentioned above, i should note that i'm pretty sure *high school musical* isn't a very good CD. most of it, i'd classify as "lame show tunes." i'm guessing the music is closer to *rent* (which i've never heard) than to *fame* or *grease.* and i'd rather hear almost any Radio Disney star than the singers on this thing. A couple okay tracks, though.

xhuxk, Monday, 20 February 2006 16:22 (eighteen years ago) link

(there is also some little-bow-wow (maybe aaron carter)-level grab-and-go kiddie-hop b-ball r&b on it, too, which tracks are okay I guess. and the tracks i do like -- the two latin-ish ones and maybe the one country-ish one, which is probably not all that country -- suggest that the singers might actually be okay if given palatable material. (the most and maybe only country thing about "breaking free" might be gabrielle aka vanessa anne hudgens's vocal inflections as her intensity picks up. i'm guessing if anybody on here has a future, it's her.) (another not-bad track, i just decided, is "we're all in this together," which starts off as a show-tuney mess of sap but winds up with cool chant-a-long sections ["wildcats! everywhere! wave your hands up in the air"] then a cool pep-rally whistle break [to do step routines or drum line bits too] that have some real energy in them. actually, i'm realizing who that song reminds me of is long-lost early '90s teen-poppers The Party, of "In My Dreams" fame, and as a matter of fact the *High School Musical* cast, crossing all racial and gender boundaries known to affluent exurbia, also kinda LOOKS like The Party.)

xhuxk, Monday, 20 February 2006 16:48 (eighteen years ago) link

Cheyenne Kimball, "One Original Thing," opening *Aquamarine*: Better than I suggested above. "1 Thing" by way of Kelly C. pop-rock, with a drum break in the middle blatantly swiped from *Dookie* ("Longview," I think?) overlaid with a nifty synth line. Followed by Nikki Flores in "Strike" imitating Aaliyah oops I mean Beyonce over quasi-middle eastern undulations and quasi-Timbaland (or somebody) incidental whoops and geegaws. Cool.

xhuxk, Monday, 20 February 2006 17:48 (eighteen years ago) link

i'd rather hear almost any Radio Disney star than the singers on this thing

Might be why B5's version of "Getcha Head in the Game" seems to be more popular than Troy and whoever's version (as well as "Breaking Free") on Radio Disney. I thought this might be an interesting phenomenon in the Disney to Top 40 tradition, but it seems to be a downloading fluke.

nameom (nameom), Monday, 20 February 2006 18:02 (eighteen years ago) link

Track 7 on *Aquamarine*, "Time For Me To Fly" by the Jonas Brothers, takes its beat from Katrina and the Waves. And its title from REO Speedwagon, even more blatantly than Toby Keith did in "Time For Me To Ride". Also, the Jonas Brothers (apparently named Nicholas Jonas, Joseph Jonas, Kevin Jonas II, and maybe Kevin Jonas Sr and PJ Bianco, or at least that's who all wrote it) sing like girls, and I kind of like it, way more than boy wimps Teddy Geiger and Teitur earlier on the album. (The latter. whoever he is, tells some girl that she is either going to be his friend and his lover, or neither. Nikki Cleary should kick his butt.)

xhuxk, Monday, 20 February 2006 18:24 (eighteen years ago) link

And Courtney Jaye "Can't Behave" sounds like classic early '70s bubblegum, White Plains or Vanity Fare or Flying Machine or Edison Lighthouse or somebody, but with a girl singing.

xhuxk, Monday, 20 February 2006 18:31 (eighteen years ago) link

I am now listening to the Delays album. It's rather good in an over-reaching 80's-synth hopeless romantic poetry (with a bit of a dash of the Modern British Boys With Guitars) kind of way. The singer's not Morten Harket, which is points away, and it's not exactly The Definite Article, but they've rather defied the odds and appear to have blossomed into something really interesting.

Whether that fits on this thread or not I don't really know, but I just thought I'd let you know. 'Valentine' is one of the best things on the album, but its ambition is definitely matched elsewhere.

William Bloody Swygart (mrswygart), Monday, 20 February 2006 18:43 (eighteen years ago) link

I need to correct something I wrote above: It was in the February Vanity Fair that somebody said something, not the January. I'm sorry for the inconvenience I may have caused.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Monday, 20 February 2006 20:52 (eighteen years ago) link

So I bought The Secret Life of the Veronicas and on first listen, I don't quite understand the giant orgasm people are having over them. The pop hooks are there in spades, the production is excellent, and they can sing. But I couldn't remember any of the songs after I was done listening (which, to me, usually means there's some forced activity going on and/or I need to enjoy the silence for a while, so to speak). I'll give it a day and go back to it. But it didn't have the same instantaneous "omg" effect as say, "Since U Been Gone" (I'm worried that that kicked the bar too high) or even "You Oughta Know" (which isn't exactly pop, I know).

Je4nn3 ƒur¥ (Je4nne Fury), Monday, 20 February 2006 23:13 (eighteen years ago) link

Very strange Simon Reynolds piece here. (It's probably been talked to death on the Simon Reynolds c or d thread already, but I gave up on that one several years ago.) He's focusing on the UK, which may be a reason for his claim that there's almost no conversation between black and white, but the U.S. music that charted in the U.K. was inundated in conversation between black and white: How is Mariah Carey not a conversation between black and white (gospel and r&b so intermixed with show and opera that there's no way to distentangle them)? Not to mention all grime and most Southern hip-hop, which have adopted the musical vocabulary of central and eastern European romanticism. Not to mention "Hollaback Girl" (or was that not a U.K. hit?). Not to mention Kelly Clarkson, who's applying the Mariah intermixture to goth (speaking of the musical vocabulary of central and eastern European romanticism), and if you listen to "Addicted" (one of her gothier tracks), there're some fascinating skitter beats that are dance- and club-derived. Oh yeah, and 2005 was the year that Lil Wayne rapped to an Iron Maiden song. I think with Reynolds you have to take what he says and say to yourself, "OK, what was really on his mind?" Perhaps that groups like Coldplay and Kaiser Chiefs aren't taking in what is going on in grime and hip-hop, and grime and hip-hop aren't incorporating Coldplay and the Kaiser Chiefs? (Actually, I've barely heard Coldplay, so maybe this isn't so.) The generalization he might be shooter for could be, "There don't seem to be any new styles of conversation between black and white that aren't mere extensions of the ongoing conversation between black and white." But even then, what Kelly Clarkson is doing seems new. Some of you with a more thorough knowledge of goth might want to weigh in on this, but Kelly Clarkson's melisma and call-and-response stylizations seem more from black gospel and r&b than are the vocal styles you get from Amy Lee (Evanescence), Annette van Giersbergen (The Gathering), or Cristina Scabbia (Lacuna Coil).

(I don't suppose this is the thread to discuss it, but I can't fathom why Reynolds would say, "Because its internal socio-cultural dynamics force it to keep on generating freshness, black music has never really needed to borrow from white music." History of 20th century to thread? (But not this thread.))

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Monday, 20 February 2006 23:42 (eighteen years ago) link

Jeanne, I think the orgasm is over "4Ever" rather than the Veronicas alb as a whole, which most of us haven't heard yet. And I don't think the feeling is that "4Ever" is doing something new (though notice the Transylvanian half-step I refer to upthread), just that it's good.

By the way, the rush I'm getting from Aly & AJ's "Rush" beats the rush I'm getting from "4Ever" - in fact, probably beats the rush I get from "Everywhere" and "Complicated," its obvious progenitors. Its not getting airplay beyond Radio Disney, however. Can we all get together and do something about that?

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Monday, 20 February 2006 23:52 (eighteen years ago) link

I'm fine with calling "You Oughta Know" pop; or if it's not pop, then Ashlee's "Shadow" and Pink's "Don't Let Me Get Me" and Avril's "Losing Grip" and Kelly Clarkson's "Because of You" - all singles - aren't pop either. Something's being "pop" doesn't exclude its being something else. For about two weeks "You Oughta Know" was alternative, until it broke Top 40.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Tuesday, 21 February 2006 00:00 (eighteen years ago) link

Jeanne, have you heard Marion Raven's "Break You"? I've actually not heard the studio version in full (just 1-minute clips from the Marion Raven Website), but I've heard the live acoustic version that MTV Asia posted on its site, and it feels to me as if it's halfway between "You Oughta Know" and "Since U Been Gone." Even better, I think, is "End of Me," also with a live version on MTV Asia, seems to be drawing on Alanis and Joni.

I don't understand why her album isn't getting a U.S. release. What is there to lose? Maybe we can do something about this, too.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Tuesday, 21 February 2006 00:35 (eighteen years ago) link

while you're at it, how about knocking off Barry Manilow?

m coleman (lovebug starski), Tuesday, 21 February 2006 00:38 (eighteen years ago) link

The generalization he might be shooter for

Shooting for, that is. (I don't think of Simon Reynolds and Shooter Jennings as being all that similar. Shooter, by the way, is conducting a conversation between country and L.A. sleaze metal.)

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Tuesday, 21 February 2006 00:39 (eighteen years ago) link

I probably missed it somewhere upthread, but I'm curious about what the goth elements in Kelly C. are. (BTW, Frank, there's a lot about "the Transylvanian half-step" in the hopeful book project on psychedelic music that I finished not too long ago - though I don't call it tha, of course. There's a whole chapter on psychedelia as gothic music.)

Tim Ellison (Tim Ellison), Tuesday, 21 February 2006 00:46 (eighteen years ago) link

Marion Raven Website

Marion Raven acoustic tracks

Clip from Break You video

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Tuesday, 21 February 2006 00:53 (eighteen years ago) link

Tim, search "goth" and "Kelly" and "Clarkson" and "Evanescence" on this thread and that's where you'll find the discussion, though I hope to pick it up again soon (maybe even tonight, if I have the time).

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Tuesday, 21 February 2006 01:01 (eighteen years ago) link

The majority of that Veronicas album is pretty disappointing (I think I still have a full YSI zip of it here, but I'm pretty sure the link expires tomorrow).

Frank, have you listened to all of Into the Rush yet? "Rush" was good enough to kind of blind me to a few other songs (which for the most part sound more like "Rush" than "No One" or the covers) with some strange, even frightening content. Not in the vein of previously discussed "Because of You" or "Confessions of a Broken Heart," either...there's something even darker happening in a few Aly & AJ tracks (particularly "I Am One of Them" and to a lesser extent "Sticks and Stones").

nameom (nameom), Tuesday, 21 February 2006 01:40 (eighteen years ago) link

>he most striking thing about Pop in 2005 is how little conversation there is between black music and white music<

apparently he never heard kanye west! (a minor 2005 footnote, but still.)

xhuxk, Tuesday, 21 February 2006 01:59 (eighteen years ago) link

as for brit-pop, i really don't see how blur or oasis or the smiths conversed any more with black music than coldplay or the kaiser chiefs do (and those old guys were quite possibly LESS conversant with black music than bloc party and maybe franz ferdinand are.) and brit-pop is only a tiny tip of the iceberg, obviously. so yeah, i really don't get simon's point at all. if this is a problem with indie rock or british pop-rock, which maybe it is compared to say the early '80s, it's been pretty much the same problem for the past couple decades!

xhuxk, Tuesday, 21 February 2006 02:06 (eighteen years ago) link

(though i suppose the smiths took a bassline from the supremes once, if that counts.)

xhuxk, Tuesday, 21 February 2006 02:08 (eighteen years ago) link

>The generalization he might be shooter for<

"Shooter" by Lil Wayne may well be Southern hip-hop conversing with Shooter Jennings too.

xhuxk, Tuesday, 21 February 2006 02:11 (eighteen years ago) link

Hmm, I can't get the Marion clips to play. I'll try tomorrow at work. I do like the 4Ever song, but I'm curious as to how the album and the Veronicas themselves will fare in the U.S. (Oh, and fwiw, I certainly don't need pop music to do anything new in order for me to love it.)

Random musings: There seems to be a lot more rock in contemporary pop songs (Duff, Lohan, Clarkson kinda) than there was just a few years back when R&B and dancey hip-hop seemed to be the favored angle (Britney, Xtina). Then there was the teen version of songstresses (Michelle Branch, Vanessa Carlton). I dunno, pop sounds *younger* now than it did. Granted, I don't think the Duffs/Lohans have the voices to carry R&B songs, so that could explain it.

Je4nn3 ƒur¥ (Je4nne Fury), Tuesday, 21 February 2006 02:12 (eighteen years ago) link

Probably also worth noting is that people like Maroon 5, John Mayer, Jason Mraz, and Linkin Park (and Dave Matthews and Jack Johnson? maybe, I dunno) are carrying on a conversation with black music even if I (we?) don't like it (which might be our problem, not theirs. Kanye West & Jay-Z seem not to have a problem with said conversation, it seems.)

xhuxk, Tuesday, 21 February 2006 02:21 (eighteen years ago) link

And where the heck does he classify M.I.A. and Lady Sovereign, and reggaeton for that matter?

xhuxk, Tuesday, 21 February 2006 02:25 (eighteen years ago) link

>the true post-Punk spirit manifested today would involve miscegenating Indie-Rock with Grime or Crunk.<

I mean, I suppose THIS is Simon's real point. But honestly, anybody who believes indie rock (and maybe grime or crunk) is the cutting edge of innovation anymore (anybody who believes indie rock has been the cutting edge of white popular music in. like, the past 20 years) hasn't been paying attention. (And that said, I'm not at all sure that indie-rock *hasn't* somehow miscegenated with grime or crunk. And I'm even less sure that I'd give a shit about it if it did.) (And what do "cutting edge"s have to do with good music anyway?)

xhuxk, Tuesday, 21 February 2006 02:38 (eighteen years ago) link

I have heard two Jack Johnson songs that I kind of like now.

Tim Ellison (Tim Ellison), Tuesday, 21 February 2006 03:03 (eighteen years ago) link

(And that's not listening to albums and only being able to pick out a couple of tracks. I have not listened to Jack Johnson albums. These are two songs on the radio that I kind of liked. The only enthusiastic respondent on my "Good People" thread was Steve Shasta.)

Tim Ellison (Tim Ellison), Tuesday, 21 February 2006 03:15 (eighteen years ago) link

Jeanne, the clips on Marion's Website are playing fine, but they take several minutes to download if you're on dialup (like me). Actually, her site takes a while to load too. Anyway, once you're in, click on "Media Player" and you'll see a list of songs, many of which have music clips and a few of which have video clips as well; the music clips are generally around a minute so they're long enough to give you a pretty good idea. The video clips are full-length. (So you can ignore the third link I posted, which doesn't get you to a full-length version.) In the "Break You" video she tries to go "Since U Been Gone" (but not "Kerosene" or that Dwight Yoakam song) one better by taking a chainsaw to her ex's possessions and then setting them afire. I actually think that both song and production try too hard; so in some ways I prefer the live acoustic version, where she's not menacing me with a chainsaw, though the singing on that one somehow feels too proper.

I like "End of Me" more, despite the thing being more pretentious. (Despite?) The music to that one sounds like a doomy version of "Theme from a Summer Place" (at least in the part where she sings, "If I'm caught in the middle I know it will be the end of me"); her voice climbs cliffs and takes sharp turns.

By the way, she lives in NYC these days, so maybe you could drop by and ask her what's up with the U.S. release. (I suspect the record company just doesn't think she'll sell big here. M2M really didn't get much play in the U.S. after "Don't Say You Love Me.")

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Tuesday, 21 February 2006 03:35 (eighteen years ago) link

By the way, Tim, I think you're on the money in regard to the connection between psychedelia and goth.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Tuesday, 21 February 2006 03:37 (eighteen years ago) link

(Obviously I now have heard the non-live versions of "Break You" and "End of Me" in full (assuming that the video length and the album length are the same); and in the next few days I'll hear the title song in full, for which there is also a video.)

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Tuesday, 21 February 2006 04:12 (eighteen years ago) link

And... ta da!... the first single from the forthcoming MARIT LARSEN album is now out in Norway, and the video is streamed on her Website. And I don't immediately have the words to describe it, really. It's cute and fun, probably more cute than anything we've talked about yet on this thread. But it's not teenpop. It's... I don't know... pop carnival young woman cabaret? Jingle? The song is called "Don't Save Me" and the words seem to be about ending a relationship, but the mood isn't "I'll break you" but rather "I'll wash that relationship right out of my hair." I like it. Maybe a lot.

Marit was the self-effacing one, would sometimes trade leads with Marion but often seemed willing to stay back and do the harmonies. Her voice was matter-of-fact whereas Marion's was emotive. I really didn't know what to expect. In the four years since The Big Room, in occasional postings on her Website, she'd mention her admiration for Paul Simon, Conor Oboerst. This doesn't sound like either of them. The rest of the album may still be a surprise. I like it, that I don't know what to expect.

I hate to say it, but she does sound refreshingly grown-up (she's probably 20 or 21) compared to all the angst-kids of approximately her age we've been talking about on this thread. This doesn't necessarily make her better. Or even more genuinely grown-up. But it's attractive, playful.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Tuesday, 21 February 2006 05:13 (eighteen years ago) link

(I do want to say on behalf of my girl Ashlee, that she's got her playfully grown-up goofball tendencies, which is one reason I have hopes for her. And Skye, too.)

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Tuesday, 21 February 2006 05:19 (eighteen years ago) link

More black-white conversation: Robyn.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Tuesday, 21 February 2006 05:48 (eighteen years ago) link

The Veronicas' "Everything I'm Not" really grew on me, I think I like it as much as "4 Ever" now (and its US video clip is better than the US video clip for "4 Ever"). I do have a feeling though that the album would be v. patchy.

I think Simon is talking about music made within the UK in his comments quoted upthread, rather than simply that which charts there.

Tim Finney (Tim Finney), Tuesday, 21 February 2006 06:23 (eighteen years ago) link

(Aside to Chuck--thanks for tip about The Gathering.)

Ian in Brooklyn, Tuesday, 21 February 2006 07:16 (eighteen years ago) link

>Some of you with a more thorough knowledge of goth might want to weigh in on this, but Kelly Clarkson's melisma and call-and-response stylizations seem more from black gospel and r&b than are the vocal styles you get from Amy Lee (Evanescence), Annette van Giersbergen (The Gathering), or Cristina Scabbia (Lacuna Coil).<

Probably true, though I swear I read an interview in a metal zine once where Cristina Scabbia said one of her favorite bands is Destiny's Child! Not sure if or how that ever manifested in her music, however. And it's possible that certain of Amy's, Annete's, and Cristina's goth forebears (Kate Bush? Siouxsie?) mixed up soul and goth in ways that they don't. If you go back to the '80s, certain gothy singers definitely did, I think: Jeanne Mas, Mylene Farmer, Laura Branigan, maybe Pat Benatar. And beyond women, the obvious king of soul-goth pop will always be Michael Jackson! But where is Michael Freedberg when we need him? This is totally his territory. Yet I still agree Kelly might be doing something new.

xhuxk, Tuesday, 21 February 2006 12:32 (eighteen years ago) link

>By the way, Tim, I think you're on the money in regard to the connection between psychedelia and goth. <

Psychedelic meaning, like, the Yardbirds? Uriah Heep? "Manic Depression" by Jimi Hendrix? Or what? (I probably agree too though.)

xhuxk, Tuesday, 21 February 2006 14:26 (eighteen years ago) link

Other big goth-soul-lady progenitors, neither of whom I really have much use for myself, might include Fiona Apple (who many r&b critics and maybe even r&b fans seem to have use for) and Sinead O'Connor (who lucratively covered Prince and has worked with reggae guys.)

xhuxk, Tuesday, 21 February 2006 14:28 (eighteen years ago) link

Tim, Simon talks about crunk and Three 6 Mafia and stuff, so while the column is deliberately Britcentric (my guess is that Frieze is a Brit zine), it certainly counts some music that crossed to Britain, and Kelly Clarkson crossed a lot more than crunk did. And not considering, say, Beyoncé part of the British pop scene would be as insane as not counting the Rolling Stones as part of the American scene in 1965.

Am I misreading the piece in thinking that there's a tilt that says that the Kaiser Chiefs and Coldplay and Arctic Monkeys are amiss for not taking in crunk and grime, whereas crunk and grime aren't amiss for overlooking Kaisers et al.? (Not that such a tilt - if it's there - is necessarily wrong, but it shouldn't be a habitual tilt.)

Anyway, one of my long-time (over)generalizations is that most r&b-soul-hip-hop is still pre–Rolling Stones, and most rock is pre–James Brown (which implies something that probably isn't true: that somehow Brown and Stones represent everybody's future). Anyway, by "pre" I don't mean that James Brown's children don't draw fruitfully on the work of the Rolling Stones children and vice versa, but that they draw on it without understanding it (or the understanding is in the mind but not in the heart or the social practice). So they use what they draw on for their own purposes. But then, while I do think that most subsequent r&b etc. does understand James Brown, I wouldn't say that most rock gets the Rolling Stones either. (And maybe it doesn't have to, but anyway...). And "most" doesn't mean "all," of course.

Maybe the Rolling Stones don't get the Rolling Stones either.

Anyway, thinking about the white-black convo means thinking about the miscommunication and noncommunication.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Tuesday, 21 February 2006 16:27 (eighteen years ago) link

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Last night I heard "Our Truth," the new Lacuna Coil single, and I was disappointed. Starts with eerie plinks, ominous bass, a distant female wail, none of which is surprising and all of which I'm used to (whether the genre be goth or crunk), then metal guitar and the woman enters the near frame singing but not wailing. All of which is fine, except they've crunched me and moved me far more in the past. You basically have to wait to 1:10 for the harmonies to kick in, and that's where I start liking it: a jump from gloom to glorious consonance, which is usually what I like most about Lacuna Coil and the Gathering anyway. Which is to say, their tracks rarely hit me overall (the way the great Evanescence singles do), but the interplay between gloom and pretty harmonies provides a lot of good moments.

Video's up on Launch Yahoo, if you're interested.

Also heard Reggaeton Ninos' version of "Oye Mi Canto": "The remix with kids on it!" Great song anyway, and I love the kid chants.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Tuesday, 21 February 2006 16:37 (eighteen years ago) link

c'wincidentally, the Norwegian charts are a bit golden this week, in terms of new entries - two rather marvellous songs by Maria Mena and Marit Carlsen (the other one from M2M?); a song by Mew which seems to basically consist of them being incredibly high-pitched and features the line "It's like a giraffe, you have to climb to see its face"; a new single by Wigwam, Norway's Eurovision entry from last year that could be kinda summarised as novelty glam dunn rite (it's a lot better when you don't have to see them doing it); and Johnny Cash's version of 'Hurt', for some reason.

Also - RBD. Latino Electro-pop of vaguely indeterminate origin that's all over the South American charts like a quite good rash. Any ideas?

William Bloody Swygart (mrswygart), Tuesday, 21 February 2006 16:59 (eighteen years ago) link

New Nelly Furtado album should be out any second if it isn't already; supposed to be mostly she and Timbaland, but also some Pharrell and some Coldplay. Her "Like a Bird" got lots of Radio Disney play in 2001, because it was like a bird. One of the tracks that helped clear the way for Missundaztood and Let Go, I'd say.

She had a second album somewhere along the way that came and went without my even learning of its existence.

Mr. Swygart, move your eyes up a few posts for info in regard to Marit Larsen.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Tuesday, 21 February 2006 17:03 (eighteen years ago) link

By the way people, listen to those Marion Raven and Marit Larsen songs I linked to and tell me what you think.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Tuesday, 21 February 2006 17:07 (eighteen years ago) link

Ah...

The Larsen's pretty quality, yes. Very much liking the handclaps.

In return You Hurt Me is the new Hooverphonic single, and the video can be found on this page. Like Marit, this may not be teenpop, but it's damn close - closer than, say, Goldfrapp, for instance. It has a piano bit.

William Bloody Swygart (mrswygart), Tuesday, 21 February 2006 17:35 (eighteen years ago) link

The beginning of the Larsen sounds like (sorry) Elvis Costello to me--something about that piano reminds me of, I dunno, "High Fidelity" maybe? Or "King Horse"? Something around "Get Happy!" The little dips in the chorus, too, "house of cards" and whatever the last word is. It's great. But sunnier and sharper than Costello, of course.

Eppy (Eppy), Tuesday, 21 February 2006 22:32 (eighteen years ago) link

In the Stylus jukebox I referred to the chorus of Kelly C's "Walk Away" as having a "heavy country vibe" by which I guess I mean Big & Rich, but I really just meant country but heavy. I hear the gospel in the verses but the chorus seems pure Texas.

Eppy (Eppy), Tuesday, 21 February 2006 22:35 (eighteen years ago) link

And that break in the Larsen sounds kinda like Avril in a giddy mood, or even maybe mid-period REM.

Eppy (Eppy), Tuesday, 21 February 2006 22:36 (eighteen years ago) link

I was thinking it's a sort of Abba-fication of, I don't know, *acoustic chick rock* (sorry if that's an offensive term!). At least arrangement-wise - there's some other bubblegum element I can't put my finger on in the chorus. I like the song.

(Chuck, I worry about getting scooped by talking too much about unpublished writings on the internet, but yeah, there's Yardbirds in there in my psych/goth thing and tons of other stuff!)

Tim Ellison (Tim Ellison), Tuesday, 21 February 2006 22:51 (eighteen years ago) link

Where the fuck did this Delays single come from? If it wasn't for how bad the video is (pitch: LSD... ON DRUGS!!!!), I could grow to love this. Didn't they sound like the fucking Coral on their last album?

They're no El Presidente, admittedly, but El Presidente are only for a certain kind of teen.

Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Tuesday, 21 February 2006 22:52 (eighteen years ago) link

Fan_3, "Broken Home": Just found the CD single on the free table here. Geffen, 2005. Never heard of it. Teenybop classical goth rap based (I think) on whatever classical theme Streisand's "The Way We Were" was based on (if not, it's an even more famous classical theme I'm blanking out on right now), seemingly inept but actually self-assured rapping from girl (apparently the blonde teen on the cover) who sounds like, I dunno, early Princess Superstar or somebody, but thinks she's Eminem, and the rap is all about her parents' divorce, how her mom is boozing and using so "she wants more than anything to live with her dad" who "is generous on only 24 grand a year." Actually though the parental strife mood is carried more by the orchestrations than her rapping or words; where her voice (and the song) kick in is when she stops rapping and starts singing along to the the classical melody, at which point it's almost a 1990 Latin freestyle song for the last minute or so. Weird. ("Original version appears on the forthcoming Fan_3 album Let Me Clear My Throat.")

xhuxk, Wednesday, 22 February 2006 20:33 (eighteen years ago) link

Which reminds me that that new goth movement in teen-pop might conceivably have as much to do with recent Eminem or with Justin's "Cry Me a River" as Evanescence (or then again it might not).

xhuxk, Wednesday, 22 February 2006 20:39 (eighteen years ago) link

Inner sleeve note: "fan_3 (fan'thre)n. 16-year-old teen; consummate Valley Girl from Sherman Oaks-California; artist, poet with a gift of rhyme; 100% all-out fan of great musical trios such as Destiny's Child, Dixie Chicks, blink-182, TLC, & Green Day."

(sorry, my computer doesn't have long or short vowel marks.)

xhuxk, Wednesday, 22 February 2006 20:47 (eighteen years ago) link

chuck - Fan 3 is somewhat from left-field. Her 'Boom' and 'Hey Boy' are slightly crazed, hyper-something-unpredictable pop while 'Geek Love' is just plain adorable.

Abby (abby mcdonald), Wednesday, 22 February 2006 21:14 (eighteen years ago) link

From the Veronicas' press kit:

"They opened a string of high-profile dates for Ryan Cabrera."

Shouldn't it be "They had a string of high-profile dates WITH Ryan Cabrera"?

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Thursday, 23 February 2006 01:02 (eighteen years ago) link

There's also some country in that Marit Larsen song, though perhaps it's just in her voice?

Tim Ellison (Tim Ellison), Thursday, 23 February 2006 01:22 (eighteen years ago) link

Re J Cash in Norwegian charts: prob related to Walk the Line in the cinemas.

BTW for those who might be interested: chart is here, complete with soundclips (5 seconds on mouseover, 30 seconds when clicking og loudspeaker symbol).

The Vintner's Lipogram (OleM), Thursday, 23 February 2006 17:34 (eighteen years ago) link

So, any of youse got opinion on Marion Raven songs?

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Thursday, 23 February 2006 18:26 (eighteen years ago) link

You can now vote on recently "picked" Reggaeton Ninos' "Oye Mi Canto" on Radio Disney -- see if it cracks the Top 30 (vote early, vote often). Does anyone know anything more about this project? I only know it's distributed by EMI (distribution connections to Hollywood Records through their Christian music group, probably irrelevant in this case). Maybe "Gasolina" will make it into the rotation next.

nameom (nameom), Thursday, 23 February 2006 22:40 (eighteen years ago) link

This is the Swedish chart, resplendent with Realplayer links for every song in the top 40. #12, to be quite frank, is the ticket.

Fr Kog - I will give ver Raven a spin a little later on.

William Bloody Swygart (mrswygart), Friday, 24 February 2006 13:09 (eighteen years ago) link

Frank, I love the Marion album lots, but, in keeping with your thread's initial post, really, Marit Larsen's solo single is like a slow-burning blinder of awesome proportions. "Don't Save Me", it's called, get it, it's fantastic, even if the intro does sound a bit like "Listen To Your Heartbeat" by Friends (a Swedish Eurovision entrant from a few years back).

Best Marion Raven songs: "Crawl" and "End Of Me".

edward o (edwardo), Tuesday, 28 February 2006 02:26 (eighteen years ago) link

Ah, didn't see the discussion above, as have lost touch with this thread.

The Marie Sernholt single is tidy too.

edward o (edwardo), Tuesday, 28 February 2006 02:27 (eighteen years ago) link

I alluded to this cryptically upthread: Ashlee Simpson on the cover of the March Seventeen makes herself up to look exactly like Courtney Love. You should take a look while it's still on the stands (probably for a few more days). Also, Jimmy Draper heard her cover "Celebrity Skin" in concert a couple of years ago.

She's got a very different look on the cover of Elle, which I can't describe, not because it's indescribable but because I was never taught how to analyze fashion. Her eyes are made up to look wide-eyed but not quite innocent. Her clothes if I recall correctly are a half-glitz, made to look snazzy but expendable (or at least removable). Not blatant like glam or freestyle, but akin to their spirit. There's a definite restlessness to her various looks.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Thursday, 2 March 2006 06:54 (eighteen years ago) link

ive always thot that courtney was the kind of woman we would always realis was ovalour ten years after her death

anthony easton (anthony), Thursday, 2 March 2006 06:56 (eighteen years ago) link

From her Cosmopolitan interview late last year:

Cosmo: You and Jessica have such distinct styles. How would you describe yours?

Ashlee: It's a little more feminine now but still has an edge. I love vintage, and I like things to be a little off. I wear things Ashlee-style. I don't care if I'm on the worst dressed [list] because it means I tried something.

xpost

Anthony, what is "ovalour"?

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Thursday, 2 March 2006 07:08 (eighteen years ago) link

I dunno, pop sounds *younger* now than it did.

Je4nn3, I wish you would elaborate on this. (I have an idea of why one might think it's younger, though "younger" might not be the right word. But I'd like to hear your ideas.)

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Thursday, 2 March 2006 07:26 (eighteen years ago) link

OK, today's booty from the library consists of Lizzie McGuire, DVD, episodes 12 through 22; Talk to Her, a film by Pedro Almodóvar; The Dukes of Hazzard (CD not DVD); Buddy Jewell Times Like These. I suspect that the Jewell and the Almodóvar won't qualify as teenpop, though I haven't listened or watched yet, and you never know. I'll report back on Lizzie McGuire (so far Hilary Duff is a complete cipher to me, even though I love "Come Clean" and "Fly"). Which leaves The Dukes of Hazzard, which I've had on continuous play all afternoon and is chock full of greatness, including as its leadoff (speaking of booty) a very strange and spooky version of "These Boots Are Made for Walkin'" by Jessica Simpson. What it is (speaking of the conversation between black and white that Simon Reynolds doesn't think exists right now) is a Jam & Lewis dance track, almost all of it treble percussion and handclap, Jessica making her voice uncharacteristically thin, sketching in the melody, with banjo and harmonica occasionally inserted, a bit of guitar from Willie Nelson, almost no bottom. And it leads into maybe the most searing Allman Brothers song ever, "One Way Out," and for the rest of the album (with the exception of a negligible Willie cut at the end) you've got blistering '70s Southern rock by the likes of Skynyrd and Hatchett and Vaughan and Daniels (speaking of black-white conversations from the past), and blistering recent faux Southern rock by the Blueskins and the Blues Explosion that matches the Allmans song in quality and actually outdoes the Skynyrd, Hatchett, Vaughn, Daniels stuff. And - speaking of bubblegum as Southern rock or vice versa (producers Kasenetz & Katz, the fellows who'd brought us "Yummy Yummy Yummy" and "Chewy Chewy" and "1, 2, 3 Red Light") - there's Ram Jam's "Black Betty," which is 120 years of American stomp condensed into three minutes. The Blueskins and Blues Explosion tracks totally floor me. The only thing I know about the Blueskins is they're Yorkshire Brits on the same label as the Arctic Monkeys. Their song - "Change My Mind - starts with an acoustic slide, but in its heart it's scrappy slimy vinyl-pants L.A. sleaze metal (which was the teenpop of the late '80s). The Blues Explosion's "Burn It Off" reminds me of the Johnny Thunders Heartbreakers, a great Stonesy groove but with a girl-groupish call-and-response type poppiness. I don't know if Jon Spencer quite has the voice for what he's trying to do, but Thunders didn't either, yet it worked often enough and so does this. I've got one Blues Explosion album that I played a couple of times and set aside for its being too distant and mannered, but maybe I need to go back and rethink it. I'd liked Spencer's sense of humor back in Pussy Galore.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Sunday, 5 March 2006 03:28 (eighteen years ago) link


What makes Kelly only surface level goth--and may at the same time make her seem to signify in a 'gospel' range--is simply her incredible pipes. I mean, an easy three octaves here, whihc she uses fairly atheletically, but *any* real atheletcism seems to be anti-goth.

Amy Lee, Annette van Giersbergen and Cristina Scabbia will hit those melodramatic high notes--and that girl from Leaves Eyes who duets brilliantly on the new Cradle of Filth song--but systematic emoting negates the required goth, er, deadpan aesthetic, doncha think?

Ian in Brooklyn, Sunday, 5 March 2006 06:41 (eighteen years ago) link

(My bible for all things goth and my face title evuh: "Gothic: Four Hundred Years of Excess, Horror, Evil and Ruin" by Richard Davenport-Hines

Ian in Brooklyn, Sunday, 5 March 2006 06:56 (eighteen years ago) link

Ian, if you're saying that the goth-metal chicks don't make a point of really putting the songs over (which I don't mean as an insult -- I LOVE the Gathering, especially) where Kelly makes more of a point of emphasizing individual words rather than the sound as a whole, I think I agree with you. (Do you?) (But the lovely Ms. Van Gierbergen is ANNEKE, not Annette! Which I've been repeatedly told is pronoucned "Anne-uh-kuh," not "A Neck.")

from rolling world music thread:

>Lucas Prata *Let's Get It On* on my probably favorite dance label Ultra is excellent outer borough guido-disco (see also: Razor & Guido a few years ago) from I think Queens since that's what it says on his t-shirt in some photos on the inner sleeve unlike the front cover where he's wearing a superhero costume, plus I bet he weighs 200 pounds easy, probably more. Also he covers "The Ma Ya Hi Song" as he calls it by Romanians (I think) O-Zone which I voted for as one of my top ten singles last year. Plus his ballads split the difference between boy band pop & early '80s power ballad rock. Even more interestingly, tracks like "Never Be Alone" sound quite Italo-disco, which makes me wonder what the connection is between Italo-disco from Italy and guido-disco from Queens and Brooklyn Hmmm....
I doubt HE (or his fans) call(s) his music "guido disco," of course. I'm not sure *what* they would call it -- I'm guessing just the annoyingly all-purpose "club music," maybe? If anybody knows, I'm interested. Also he defintely connects to the tradition of "tough-looking New Yawk Italian American guys singing in angelic falsettos," a tradition that harks back at least to Frankie Valli and the Four Seasons. (How often did Dion falsetto? Or Frank Sinatra? Assuming Hoboken counts as an outer borough. Um...Vito and the Salutations??)
-- xhuxk (xedd...), March 5th, 2006.

xhuxk, Sunday, 5 March 2006 18:41 (eighteen years ago) link

(Also I spelled Anneke's last name wrong.)

xhuxk, Sunday, 5 March 2006 18:42 (eighteen years ago) link

I recently did a post on the "Naked Mole Rap" song from Kim Possible and pegged it as fake-rap in the vein of "Lazy Sunday" but Hillary called me out on it, and she's right, it's not fake-rap, it's kid-rap, which is a whole different thing--there's no awareness of racial issues and the whole thing is just much, much more excited than rap itself almost ever is. Thoughts? Other examples of kid-rap? What do the rap songs off the Kidz Bop CDs sound like?

Eppy (Eppy), Sunday, 5 March 2006 19:03 (eighteen years ago) link

>Other examples of kid-rap? <

Aaron Carter!

xp: (Also I guess I'm assuming Prata IS Italian American, which i suppose it's possible he might not be. But most of the evidence does seem to lean in that direction, as far as I can tell.)

Watched *High School Muiscal* last night (I was sent a DVD.) "Stick to the Status Quo" is definitely more fun on the DVD than on the CD. Most likeable charcter is the girl who plays piano, partially since she dresses thrift-store wacky-but-snazzy like my daughter Coco (whose fashion sense was I think influenced *very* early on by the title character of the TV show *Blossom*) , though it annoys me when they make said piano girl "let her hair down" librarian-coming-out-of-her-shell-style at the end. Most hilarious and over-the-top character is Sharpay, which is interesting since at first you expect her to be a *Heathers*-type snob. Dullest characters, naturally, are leading man and lady Troy and Gabrielle, just because they're so goody-goody innocuous. (The Gabrielle character's only previous singing experience, we learn, was, of course, in her church choir: bad omen from a culture war perspective at the start, but the rest of the movie is gay enough to make up for it.)

xhuxk, Sunday, 5 March 2006 20:35 (eighteen years ago) link

And oh yeah, do Hard-Fi and Arctic Monkeys count as teen-pop, in England at least? (Arctic Monkeys are teenagers, right?) Anyway, I'm gonna assume they do, and therefore state here that HARD-FI ARE MUCH BETTER THAN ARCTIC MONKEYS. Hard-Fi (my favorite songs of whom so far are "Cash Macine" and "Living for the Weekend") sound like a missing link between, the Clash of "Ivan Meets G.I. Joe" (or some similar *Sandinista!* cut) and um the Clash of "Rock the Casbash," except with no Joe Strummer or Mick Jones, so not ROCK enough, but I like them anyway. Arctic Monkeys's songs, at least on the advance I have, generally seem to get lost in the mix. Not even sure if that makes sense; maybe I just mean their vocals are mixed too low or something? Or their arrangements aren't as catchy as Hard-Fi's? I dunno, something like that. But I don't mind them, especially the song where they tell Roxanne to put out the red light and the way the one about how it all changes when the sun goes down (so when the light's out it's less dangerous?) picks up momentum, and the fastish quasi-punky one about "what you do you know? you don't know nothing. but I'll take you home." My advance CD doesn't have song titles, though. And I kinda don't see what the big deal is supposed to be about the song about how I bet you look good on the dancefloor. Anyway, the album starts out sounding kinda like Franz Ferdinand and winds up sounding kinda like the new Donald Fagen solo album, except with music nowhere near as compellng and vocals that are worse because they're stiffer than Fagen's but better because they seem more invested in putting the lyrics over than Fagen does. I'm not sure if their lyrics are more clever than Fagen's or not. (And he's NOT teenpop, I don't think, and never was, but I like how I worked him into this thread anyway.)

xhuxk, Sunday, 5 March 2006 21:11 (eighteen years ago) link

Can't make sense of the idea that Amy Lee is deadpan and isn't trying to put the songs over (though she's also said that she prefers her music to be described more as "dark" than "goth"). I'll have to think more about Anneke and Cristina.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Sunday, 5 March 2006 21:12 (eighteen years ago) link

I actually suspect that's more true of Anneke and Cristina than Amy Lee (who strikes me as more pop than goth myself), Frank. And I have no idea if Anneke and Cristina are *trying* to put the songs over; I'm just saying that, if they are, it doesn't particularly work -- i.e., Gathering and Lacuna Coil albums, even their very best ones, rarely hit me as collections of individual songs. (I guess my favorite Gathering song is whichever one to *How To Measure a Planet?* Anneke sings about "I am sitting in a chair." I forget what it's title is.)

xhuxk, Sunday, 5 March 2006 21:23 (eighteen years ago) link

I think Orson should be discussed about here. It seems like we're finally onto the ROCK YOUFF backlash to haircut indie (I remember reading a Kerrang press release that talked about something to the extent of how "You can listen to your Franz Ferdinands and Bloc Parties, we'll listen to PROPER MUSIC". And Orson have got to #5 with their new single, which most indie bands would, even in this climate, cut their right nut off for. Trivium are likely to follow. So please discuss non-emo non-indie rock music that the teens are listening to these days here.

Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Monday, 6 March 2006 00:59 (eighteen years ago) link

Never heard Orson, but as I said, System of a Down seem to be the youff choice in these climes, though SOAD's audience also consists of many nonyouffs.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Monday, 6 March 2006 01:46 (eighteen years ago) link

It's kind of hard for me to figure precisely how to define and place in critical row the newer goth (and goth metal) chicks.

I mean, I look at the goth label from a traditionalist POV, in the sense that, in order to be 'goth', one also needs to be willfully or intrinsically perverse in some way--whether that manifests as lyric content, artifice or just plain weirdness doesn't much matter. Just the impulse alone is goth.

So in that light, Amy Lee saying her stuff is 'dark' is accurate and maybe even self aware. And Kelly C, no matter how much she may mess up her life, will never be gothic--she'll always be a lively suspect enduring a bad streak. It's a big, crucial difference, sort of like how, in an opposing way, Nick Cave could sincerely sing Bar Mitzvah songs for his glow-cheeked daughter and still be gothic.

I can't get a read on Anneke--I love the heck out of The Gathering, but I--perhaps assuming--her difficulty with English that results in the lyrics I've listened to as sort of pouty, or conventionally melancholic--which would put them, sensibility-wise, in the same camp with Lee (but with way more interesting music.)

The fact that Scabbia is *named* Scabbia and/or didn't change it to something else renders her sensibility goth from the git-go. Plus, she has that deadpan, enjoying-the-wrechedness verse approach and overwrought chorus delivery that pins her to traditional gothic.

Point is, I don't think it has so much to do with technique or even chosen delivery style, as much as a sense of something at the core being fundamentally askew and the artist being either in conversation with that aberration, enjoying or getting lost in it.

Ian in Brooklyn, Monday, 6 March 2006 05:56 (eighteen years ago) link

(Sorry about some of that sorry syntax. Still recovering from Crash winning anything besides a drive-by.)

Ian in Brooklyn, Monday, 6 March 2006 05:59 (eighteen years ago) link

Well, what you're saying makes a lot of sense and seems clear to me, and I'm not heartset on classifying Kelly Clarkson as goth, but then I have no particular stake in who does or doesn't get called goth anyway. And it's not like I'm ever going to have any influence on goth usage. Really, what I'm more concerned with is people hearing Kelly with new ears, as I've come to. But - to make an analogy to one of my pet themes - it does seem that the guys who are out there and deliberately "punk" (the hardcore punks, for instance) are pretty much the opposite of what I want punk to be, no matter what they think of themselves, and to my ears some of the people who end up there by accident and who don't define themselves as punk are much closer. That is, countercultural intent shouldn't be the determining fact in who gets called goth or punk or metal or anything (though it can play a role). I still like my idea of "secular goth," for the goths who don't goth themselves up or don't even know they're goth. And I always like to give subcults a hard time for not recognizing their continuity with the mainstream square culture. In any event (this is addressed more to Chuck), looting goth for pop songs seems like a great thing, and if people are going to loot the sounds, I feel that I can loot the term on their behalf.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Monday, 6 March 2006 06:16 (eighteen years ago) link

Speaking of youth music, I was listening to the recent Rolling Stones album the other day, and I was saying to myself, "Imagine. Mick Jagger used to be the most important lyricist in my life. And now he's writing words I'm utterly indifferent to, while I'm completely taken by Kelly Clarkson's." And then, being comfortable in my indifference, and barely paying attention, I suddenly heard a Stones lyric that had me rolling on the floor, that I thought was brilliant. Maybe there are more too; I've yet to give the words much attention, except for agreeing with "Sweet Neocon" but thinking there was nothing interesting about the way it was said, and gritting my teeth during the rain-fell-down-but-we-made-sweet-love song, and gritting them harder during "Too many roads lead to nowhere," and deciding that Mick deserved some kind of punishment for "I walked the streets of love drenched in tears." (Keep the man off the streets! They're leading him nowhere!) So, the line that cracked me up? Well, you kind of had to be there; it's in "It Won't Take Long," a nice knock-it-out, kick-it-in little rock song - my favorite on the album, but it's not trying to be anything super-significant and super-intense. The words are an old Jagger shtick, guy pretending he'll get over her easy, "It won't take long to forget you/You know I'm never wrong/It'll all be over in a minute/It won't take long." But then the last time through, he switches a couple of words: "It'll all be over by Christmas/No, it won't take long." And this is what had me breaking into laughter but also saying to myself, yup, this is the guy who wrote "Gimme Shelter" and "Brown Sugar" and "High and Dry" and "Under My Thumb," war is just a shot away and all that. You had to be in my moment, I guess, suddenly flashing on all those WWI assurances that the troops'll be home by Christmas, and knowing that Mick's Iraq war protest is on the album too. Anyway, I laughed with the line but I didn't shiver, the way I'd shivered to its equivalents in the 1960s. And this isn't just because now I'm used to these lines, while in the the '60s they were new for me and meant more. I think the way the lines are placed in "It Won't Take Long," and the way the song is a grind-it-out groove, sets the lyrics' place in a different way, makes it good songwriting, wry commentary, but not... well, not "Heart of Stone," which came out when I was 10 but I didn't hear until I was 15, and it was Jagger walking a cold stalk*, and the lyrics and the beautiful backup singing pointed to something warm and hurt inside, but Jagger didn't sing the warmth, he sang the cold walk. And it scared me.

My point isn't that "Heart of Stone" is better than "It Won't Take Long" (though it is), but that it's different in kind, even if you could summarize the lyrics in the same way: "lovesick man pretends he's indifferent" (which by the way is a songwriting staple, in country even more than in pop). And the difference is that in sound and feel and in its mind as well as its guts, "Heart of Stone" is a young man's song. So it's not just about a man faking his feelings, pretending he's indifferent. It's about Pretence, about Fakery, about False Identity and Who The Fuck Am I? And on from there through "Under My Thumb" and "Back Street Girl" and "Lady Jane" and "High and Dry" and "My Obsession" and "Street Fighting Man" and "Brown Sugar." (And after that he wasn't a young man anymore, and to my ears didn't find a middle adulthood nearly as interesting as his youth. Which doesn't mean there's nothing new of interest. For instance, "It Won't Take Long" has the lines "Time it passes quickly" and "Life is short," implying that what won't take long is life (and maybe it's life that'll be all over by Christmas, and only then will he be over her; or maybe I'm making that up). I'd say I like about half the tracks on A Bigger Bang, which is more than I'd anticipated liking, and there are two or three I like quite a lot.)

So, my point for this teenpop thread? Well once back in the early '60s Andrew Loog Oldham, manager of the Rolling Stones, a rock band that played mostly covers of American soul, rock 'n' roll, and blues songs but which had burgeoning teen and youth appeal in Britain, basically ordered the lead singer and lead guitarist to start writing songs themselves, his reasoning being that, because of who Jagger and Richards were, they'd be able to write songs that the youngsters would care about way more than those youngsters would care about someone else's soul and blues.

Interesting (and extremely well-written) CG review by Christgau back in 2001 starts like this:

Michelle Branch The Spirit Room [Maverick, 2001]
Only in a biz discombobulated by teenpop could an 18-year-old with an acoustic guitar be plausibly promoted as "the anti-Britney." Don't you remember? Writing Your Own Songs means zip, zilch, nada. By now, literally millions of human beings WTOS, and while Branch may be among the top 5000 (and may not), note that her hit, like most of the front-loaded material, was co-composed by her producer.

Christgau's right, of course, that in itself writing your own songs means zip, zilch, nada. But if you're in a different social category from the people who would be writing them otherwise (e.g., you're youth and they're not), and if this difference affects the character of the songs you write - or co-write - then writing your own songs makes a huge difference. Doesn't necessarily make your songs better, but it means they're different songs.

As of right now, I can't think of any major American teenpop performers except Crazy Frog and B5 who don't co-write at least some of their songs. (JoJo only did three on her album, but Ashlee, Lindsay, Kelly, Avril, Aly & AJ, and Jesse all do, as do Click Five, if they count as major, and of course Pink does, if she still counts as teenpop (not sure how much Kelly does, either, but she gets major teen airplay).)

*A piece of celery, perhaps

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Monday, 6 March 2006 06:24 (eighteen years ago) link

I mean, how much Kelly counts as teenpop. She wrote co-wrote half the songs on Breakaway.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Monday, 6 March 2006 06:29 (eighteen years ago) link

Well, I just wanted to create a strating point for what goth might actually mean in a fairly literal sense. I agree with you that it's terrific for source-poaching, in whatever way one would want to crib from it that's useful.

Lyrics have seldom meant much to me aside from indicators of intent and essense, which is what everything is about for me. I love The Cardigans, I mean, a LOT, but the it was only after listening to their last two, highly dour CDs that I noted how glum the lyrics were. And sometimes even clever.

But all I need of the lyrics of "I Need Some Fine Wine (and you need to be nicer)" is right there. The intent--that I gotta get fucked up not to notice what a prick you are and even then, I'm gonna domme your ass because of my own self-loathing--it's in that sentence, the music, the delivery, the inter-related associations between all of it. Now that's elegant!

(Unsurprisingly, I love Cocteau Twins because the infinity mood is never ruined by language making sense, and RAMMS+EIN because I don't speak German and so all the terror, ruin, sorrow and sex remain intact.)

I'm not sure what 'teenpop' means at this juncture. I never much bought into authenticity, what with a goodly portion of my life spent making or watching other musicians systemacticcally de-authenticize their work via record production. It seems that what teenpop implies--aside from the age stuff which is either irrelevant to me or a disconnect interest-wise--is the idea of an intended artiface--a perfect form of plastic 'real' punks are too blindered by possibly impossible notions of authenticity to get.

Mainly, I enjoy proudly 'artificial' pop with high voices. Older Sparks, Kelly, Amy Lee or Low (when they're not trying to prove their realness by being noisy), don't much matter to me. Except what's branded 'teenpop' lately seems more in sync with what I like. Like, if ELO had a girl singer, and were ProTooled, I'd be way happy.

Ian in Brooklyn, Monday, 6 March 2006 06:57 (eighteen years ago) link

(There's this devastating, half-acoustic version of "Goodbye to You" that Michelle Branch plays with her band at the Bronze on Buffy during a montage wherein Willow and Tara tearfully break up. It's to wondrously pure melodrama what Faith's dance to Curve's "Chinese Burns" is to self-immolating abandon, and golly, I'd love to find that version.)

Ian in Brooklyn, Monday, 6 March 2006 07:09 (eighteen years ago) link

Here you go Ian - http://homepage.mac.com/abbymcdonald/.Public/MichelleBranch-GoodbyeToYou.mp3

Abby (abby mcdonald), Monday, 6 March 2006 08:31 (eighteen years ago) link

Frank, your account of how Jagger and Richards got pushed into writing songs is very appealing, the youth idea, but I had always heard before that the impetus came from people noticing that the Beatles were writing their own material, and that becoming a kind of impetus to the Stones to match the upped ante. Obviously this doesn't change the fact that this meant the Stones then had songwriters of their own age and sensibility rather than some old pros who knew nothing of what they were about, but the reasons are interesting too.

Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Monday, 6 March 2006 11:03 (eighteen years ago) link

Abigail,

OMG!

Ian

Ian in Brooklyn, Monday, 6 March 2006 23:53 (eighteen years ago) link

Martin, I'm going by Oldham's account, which might overestimate his own input into the process. Also, it wasn't only the youth thing, but which youth - I mean, the Stones were covering and swiping riffs from soul people who probably weren't much older than the Stones themselves. And Oldham had a sense of what Jagger and Richards could do based not just on their age but on their personalities. At least that's what I remember; I haven't seen the book in a couple of years.

Of course then there were the Animals, who managed to connect well to the young'uns in a Stones-y way and whose best material (at least early on) was a cover song and three songs composed by Brill-Colgem types (who probably weren't much older than the Animals themselves, and who also provided music for the Monkees that even younger young-uns liked, but who probably weren't all that in touch with the Animals primary audience; that's a guess).

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 05:05 (eighteen years ago) link

from metal thread, for whatever it's worth:

Got the new Gathering album; supposedly a return to "rock," though I don't think I buy that. I'm hearing a lot of Kate Bush and Cocteau Twins in it myself. BETTER than most Kate Bush or Cocteau Twins, probably, and the guitars do pick up now and then, but this is still more new age than metal in my book. Not sure how much I like it yet.

xhuxk, Tuesday, 7 March 2006 14:19 (eighteen years ago) link

great posts frank. but take it back to the spector produced and written stuff and lots of the old pop and say i mean what did it mean to people that the ronettes didn't write their songs, or sinatra, and did it mean that they couldn't say the same things, or that they just said them more with how they sang instead of what they sang?

people always forget with pink that she was punk even when she was in r&b like say with "you make me sick" or "split personality" and she didn't write her songs then at all.

Sterling Clover (s_clover), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 15:24 (eighteen years ago) link

My "You Make Me Sick" review (along with lots of other '01 teenpop):

http://www.villagevoice.com/music/0111,eddy,23025,22.html

I finally heard "Stupid Girls" last week, by the way. I give it, I dunno, maybe a 6.5 (on the Radio On scale).

xhuxk, Tuesday, 7 March 2006 15:33 (eighteen years ago) link

Any thoughts on The Like? I r reviewed their album for student paper. Not exactly bowled over.

William Bloody Swygart (mrswygart), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 15:49 (eighteen years ago) link

By the way, before this thread goes any further, I want to say, IF YOU HAVEN'T HEARD (OR HEARD ABOUT) ASHLEE SIMPSON'S "SHADOW," GO DO SO AS SOON AS YOU CAN. This is because I know that in not too long I'm going to post here about it, and I always regret the fact that I had heard about it before hearing it, rather than its catching me by surprise. Almost like someone gave away the plot to Psycho in advance. (I regularly curse the person who gave away the plot to Blow Up! in a film-society blurb back in 1971.)

launch.yahoo.com streams the "Shadow" video (and Launch has high-quality sound, unlike some of the other video streamers), though they may block people without North American IP addresses from seeing it. (Nowadays they block me from watching the vids on their Brit-Irish site, though they didn't used to.) You have to register on Yahoo, but that's a cinch.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 16:25 (eighteen years ago) link

William, I as yet have no Like in my life.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 16:26 (eighteen years ago) link

got chuck's article makes me nostalgic. dream, janet's "doesn't really matter" and shaggy and pink and backstreet and r&b etherial fantasy and bubbly synths and big aching vocals.

i miss dream.

Sterling Clover (s_clover), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 16:47 (eighteen years ago) link

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Sterling, I'm not sure I can guess what the difference would be if Ronnie Spector and Darlene Love and the Weiss sisters (Shangri-Las) had been co-writing the songs. Young Smokey Robinson was writing and producing his own stuff over at Motown (and writing/producing for the Temptations as well); come to think of it, maybe his stuff has more identity angst than the Holland-Dozier-Holland and Barrett-Whitfield material. (That's a comment off the top of my head without my pondering the matter.)

I don't think Spector, Greenwich, Barry, Goffin, King, Pitney (he wrote "He's A Rebel"), Mann, and Weil were that much older than the performers. There was a social difference between the girl groups and the young Brits, in that the Beatles, Stones, Animals, Kinks, and Who were art-school punks (even the ones who weren't art school per se were of that type and milieu, and there were bohemian music scenes to support them). And so there was an implied social defiance in something like the Who's "Substitute" that you're not going to get in Smokey's "Tears of a Clown." In "Substitute," it's not just the narrator and his girl who are putting up a front; everything around them is implicated too, it's all a front, life is a front, the Universe is a fake. Just as Jagger singing "Hurt my eyes open, that's no lie" has him seeing through a lot more than the fact that some girl was two-timing a guy. And the young Brits, being bohos, didn't necessarily want to reconcile with what they were seeing through - or, to be more accurate, they were ambivalent about how much they wanted to reconcile and how much they wanted to push away. Which I suppose any kid is, but the Brit kids dance of push vs. reconcile was a social drama - a new bohemia under construction - while my bet is that if Ronnie et al. over in America had been in as co-writers, the pushing-away vs. reconciliation would have been a strictly personal or familial drama, as it was in the songs written for them, with some class and gender thrown in but in ways that had already been mapped out: good girls in love with bad boys and all, but not the impetus to create a new Strange or a sense that alienation can be an achievement as well as a disaster.

So, hmmm, I'm claiming a significance in the fact that modern-day teenpoppers are in on the songwriting, and there's an obvious difference between teenpop now and teenpop in the non-self-writing days of 1999, but I'm speculating that in the Brill-building days there wouldn't have been much of a difference. Hmmm. And today's teenpop girls are sticking with the personal and family dramas or push vs. reconcile, yet still they do seem part of the legacy of Stones, Dylan, et al. (and Joni and Alanis), and it's no coincidence that the change in lyrics is accompanied by more and louder guitars.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 17:19 (eighteen years ago) link

"Hurt my eyes open, that's no lie"

That was a cover song, of course (the Valentinos' version goes "Hurt my nose open"); but given a different meaning with the Stones delivery in the Stones world.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 17:23 (eighteen years ago) link

Sterling, Pink co-wrote "Split Personality" and a good half of the other tracks on Can't Take Me Home, including the title track and "There You Go" and - most significantly - "Is It Love," where she introduces the family drama that's all over Missundaztood. But not "You Make Me Sick" or "Most Girls." And her way of delivering/highlighting the lyrics certainly changes on Missundaztood, becomes more "confessional" in sound not just in content.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 17:32 (eighteen years ago) link

This is a piece I've always wanted to write, about how "confessional" songs sound confessional. Michelle Branch's "Everywhere" would be the prime example, because the second I heard it - and without my paying the least attention to the lyrics - I decided that it was in confessional singer-songwriter mode. So I decided this entirely on the basis of its sound. And, in fact, its lyrics don't particularly reveal or confess anything. But that makes no difference. It's still singer-songwriter confessional; I first heard it on an Adult Contemporary station, and was surprised to hear it a few days later on Radio Disney. Of course, since then, the wail in the chorus has become almost a template for teenpop. And as I noted when talking about Aly & AJ, "Rush" pretty much follows the "Everywhere" model in chorus and verse (and is even better than "Everywhere").

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 17:39 (eighteen years ago) link

britney wrote some of my fav songs by her -- "Everytime" and "Brave New Girl" and also "Anticipating." They're more fluffy in some ways and less bombastic, or more frothy maybe.

she couldn't have written "not a girl" on the other hand or "one more time." though she did write "dear diary" (though she didn't have to, and it is bad anyway, but she was younger then).

Sterling Clover (s_clover), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 17:49 (eighteen years ago) link

sticking with the personal and family dramas of push vs. reconcile, that is.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 17:56 (eighteen years ago) link

Sound confessional in the sense that it sounds like there's something being confessed, regardless of whether or not there is (i.e. there's an I don't know halting but then gushing quality to it) or that it actually sounds like whispery girl-with-acoustic-guitar stuff?

Eppy (Eppy), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 17:57 (eighteen years ago) link

britney's own songs are more inside a character and less universal too, like dear diary and early morning, except that brave new girl feels like it's about a specific DIFFERENT person, which is one sort of less universal and also that it HAS to be about someone else because the distancing is part of what makes it personal.

anticipating feels the opposite like it's about one specific person trying to be another specific person who's really a universal archetype.

Sterling Clover (s_clover), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 17:58 (eighteen years ago) link

I haven't heard any of those Britney songs, unfortunately. When did she start writing some of her own stuff? (The only album I have of hers is the first, on which none of the songs are written by her.)

I really don't want to overdraw my point. Teens can write adult-like pop songs, and I'll bet if someone asked me to write a teen-angst song I could do it convincingly. And also, individual personalities can be playing a role here: there aren't actually that many people involved in writing and producing the teenpop hits, and it might be a peculiarity of Martin and Rami that they weren't writing adolescent family drama songs back in 1999; whereas maybe Shanks and DioGuardi were saying to themselves five years ago, "We've got to find us some teenagers, since we've got all these great ideas for family-drama and identity-angst songs, but Keith Urban and Sheryl Crow and Celine Dion just aren't the right people to sing them."

Eppy, it's both: sounds like something being confessed in part because it starts off whispery and acoustic.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 18:06 (eighteen years ago) link

most are from "in the zone" but anticipating is from "britney" and "dear diary" is from her first.

also my fav. k. osbourne song is the one she didn't write, which is papa don't preach, but then that's a great song so i don't know what it says.

madonna could have written it but does that mean kelly could have?

who meant it more when they were singing it?

Sterling Clover (s_clover), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 18:12 (eighteen years ago) link

Actually, "Dear Diary" is on her second, in 2000; but it does predate the Michelle-Pink-Avril rock confessional onslaught (but not M2M).

A quick run-through at Wikipedia gives these dates of birth:

Current producers/songwriters: Ben Moody 1981, Kara DioGuardi 1970, Greg Wells 1968, Max Martin 1971, Dallas Austin 1972, Raine Maida 1970, Chantal Kraviazuk 1974.

(Of course Moody and Maida and Kraviazuk are better known as performers, and Avril can get on this list for co-writing "Breakaway"; there were a number I couldn't find, but I'm guessing late '60s for John Shanks. I have no idea how old Clif Magness is - well, I surmise he's over 20 and under 60 - and he's interesting to me because he can be at least as metal as Moody is. Also, he's real good.)

Current performers: Hilary Duff 1987, Lindsay Lohan 1986, Marion Raven 1984, Marit Larsen 1983, Ashlee Simpson 1984, Britney Spears 1981, Pink 1979, Kelly Clarkson 1982, Avril Lavigne 1984.

So, Ben Moody is basically a contemporary of those he's writing with and producing (well he's five years older than Lindsay), and so is David Hodges I'm sure though I couldn't find his date of birth. But most of the rest are 15 to 25 years older, whereas...

Early and mid '60s producers/songwriters: Gerry Goffin 1939, Carole King 1942, Phil Spector 1940, Jeff Barry 1938, Ellie Greenwich 1940, Cynthia Weil 1940, Barry Mann 1939.

Early and mid '60s performers: Ronnie Spector 1943, Darlene Love 1938, Mary Weiss 1949. Wikipedia didn't have dates of birth for the Dixie Cups. For perspective here, Eric Burdon is 1941. (I'm choosing Burdon because the Animals had hits with Mann and Weil's "We Gotta Get Outta This Place" and Goffin and King's "Don't Bring Me Down." He's their age, but he still represents a new era that cut into these people's business until King reinvented herself as a singer-songwriter.)

So basically, the people who were writing and producing the Ronettes and the Crystals were the same age as the performers themselves; whereas the Shangri-Las were significantly younger. Mary Weiss would have been 15-16 when she sang their hits, while Barry and Greenwich were in their mid 20s by then. In any event, the producers and writers were all in their early and mid twenties when they were creating this music (I think Carole King was 18 when she wrote "Will You Still Love Me Tomorrow?").

Greg Wells, by the way, is Gerry Goffin and Carole King's son-in-law.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 19:55 (eighteen years ago) link

Re: 'Brave New Girl', it's a pretty near identical rip of Imani Coppola's 'Legend of a Cowgirl' - maybe 1997/8? - music-wise at least for the verse.

Abby (abby mcdonald), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 20:45 (eighteen years ago) link

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I found a Japanese site that has a 1957 birthdate for Clif Magness. A quick glance at his credits doesn't seem to find any heavy metal, but that might be owing to the ignorance of my glance, not an actual lack of metal.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 21:13 (eighteen years ago) link

Is it too much to hope for that the new Pink album will be in the vein of "Is It Love?"???

Tim Finney (Tim Finney), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 23:18 (eighteen years ago) link

most of the rest are 15 to 25 years older

Proof that I can't do elementary arithmetic: 10 to 20 years older is more like it, not counting Magness (and I don't necessarily trust the date I got on him). Of course from my point of view they're all wet behind the ears.

But the point is that there's a significant age gap now whereas there hadn't been between the Brillers and their performers.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Wednesday, 8 March 2006 15:10 (eighteen years ago) link

Beyoncé (b. 1981) co-wrote a lot of the songs back on The Writing's on the Wall in 1999. And there's nothing about that album, in sound or words, that strikes me as "young people's concerns and sensibility" in the way that "Substitute" etc. in the '60s and a whole bunch of teenpop does now. It did sell a lot among teens and younger, and I was surprised that the eight year olds flocked to it. (The song that's still getting play on Radio Disney is "Jumpin Jumpin," probably because it's so playful.) When I'd heard the album I'd pegged it as upmarket sophisticated r&b, with lyrics drawing on themes that go back to Louis Jordan and Bessie Smith and probably a lot further, received wisdom about romance and finance, and a sound that flaunts its ambition and complexity, Manhattan Transfer–type jazzisms. (Actually, I don't really remember what the Manhattan Transfer sounded like; I'm just using them as a generic marker for "flaunts its use of jazz vocals.") Of course, producers She'kspere and Jerkins had something to do with this, but Beyoncé produced as well ("Jumpin Jumpin" is hers, and it's the one that makes me think "Louis Jordan"), so she's completely on-board with the concept.

I liked the Destiny's Child hits from 1999, but I never really felt them. The one Destiny's Child song I love is "Survivor," from 2001, and in that one Beyoncé's a passionate, immature bitch, and I feel I'm hearing the person not the persona. I don't mean to imply a general rule that persons are better than personas, or that persons can't be part of personas and vice versa; but in this case the person was warmer and more alive for me than was the persona.

It was "Survivor" that jumped to mind when Je4nn3 wrote upthread about pop sounding younger than it once did. (This makes sense for me if you compare the 1999 of TLC–Destiny's Child–Pink to current teenpop, but not if you compare the 1999 of Backstreet Boys–*NSync–Britney. I'm still not sure how much I agree with Je4nn3's point, but I good one to think about).

The original Pink sound was modeled after the Destiny Child, even if Pink's persona was edgier. On another thread I told Tom that I didn't consider Pink's subsequent shift to confessional rock an attempt to move from teenpop to adult (rock) cred, since she already had adult r&b cred. She had cred with everybody but herself. The shift allowed her to be as messed-up on CD as she was in life.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Wednesday, 8 March 2006 16:18 (eighteen years ago) link

(But I good one to think about = but it's a good one to think about.)

My favorite song of that 1999 r&b style is Blaque's "808," which is a lot sweeter and warmer than "Bills Bills Bills" and "No Scrubs," though maybe not as interesting.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Wednesday, 8 March 2006 16:22 (eighteen years ago) link

What is the role of celebrity self-consciousness in confessional teen pop? I'm thinking of Ashlee Simpson specifically here (and maybe Pink and Lindsay Lohan's new album), but it seems somewhat unique, as a definable genre or trend, anyway, that many teen pop stars seem to be blurring or making no distinction between their real-life experiences and their songwriting/performing persona.

Not to say that this can't be seen in countless pop stars to some degree, but in Ashlee's case, real public trauma is a kind of shortcut to perceivable confessional honesty. (Strange that so many use those same embarrassments/experiences that have informed many of the songs to essentially dismiss the album, when that's the lens through which it should be engaged.)

Re: the "know confessional when I hear it" idea, it's also interesting that many artists like the Veronicas (and maybe Hilary or Aly and AJ to a lesser extent) have found ways to use the "sound" of confessional rock to create straight-up bubblegum music, no "legit" backing persona necessary -- although if more Veronicas sounded like the one DioGuardi track, they may sound less like bubblegum. Is confessional bubblegum an oxymoron?

Saw yesterday that Radio Disney is now streaming to the internet, meaning you can get yer B5 fix in the middle of nowhere, too.

nameom (nameom), Thursday, 9 March 2006 16:41 (eighteen years ago) link

frank do you mean the 808 remix? it's way better than the orig.

both feel horribly precocious.

also we should talk about the holdouts, ppl like ashlee's older sis who haven't gone the confessional mode, and if now confessional is the opposite -- something you grow out of intsead of grow into.

Sterling Clover (s_clover), Thursday, 9 March 2006 17:20 (eighteen years ago) link

Wasn't Jessica's "With You" a somewhat failed attempt to edge towards the confessional? I mentally group it with "Pieces of Me" actually, they're quite similar. It makes me like "Pieces of Me" less than I would otherwise perhaps, the taint of association etc.

I Am Me really is great though. Not only is Ashlee looking a lot like Courtney Love, this album reminds me a lot of Celebrity Skin. Although in a funny way it almost doesn't quite work as well as a pop album - one of the great things about Celebrity Skin is how burnished and perfected so many of the songs sound; I Am Me sounds a lot looser and less fussy.

Tim Finney (Tim Finney), Thursday, 9 March 2006 21:39 (eighteen years ago) link

Well yeah, Courtney was working with basically a teenpop team for that album which was a big part of why it's so fun. (Note to self: use this logic on girlfriend when trying to get her to listen to Ashlee et al.)

Eppy (Eppy), Thursday, 9 March 2006 21:52 (eighteen years ago) link

>Is confessional bubblegum an oxymoron?<

Janis Ian says NO!

xhuxk, Thursday, 9 March 2006 21:52 (eighteen years ago) link

It's interesting that Courtney wanted to record her new album in a women's prison, which strikes me as a sort of dark joke about 60s teenpop somehow.

It's also interesting that what you guys are calling confessional rock other people hear as a gloss on metal.

Eppy (Eppy), Thursday, 9 March 2006 21:57 (eighteen years ago) link

(Albeit pop-metal, but still.)

Eppy (Eppy), Thursday, 9 March 2006 21:58 (eighteen years ago) link

already posted this on the US charts thread:

Nothing here on how the top three albums in the country this week (or last week*? I can never keep weeks straight; I always get Billboard a week behind I think) were all for little kiddies? (i.e. High School Musical, Kidz Bop, Curious George soundtrack.) Well, now there is.

* - 'cuz now Ne-Yo passed them all on the right, right?

xhuxk, Thursday, 9 March 2006 23:32 (eighteen years ago) link

Marit Larsen Gets Highest Score Ever In Stylus Poll

The Singles Jukebox

Good analysis too, from Eppy, Martin, Edward, and others. (I love the song but I'm still basically inarticulate about what it's doing.)

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Thursday, 9 March 2006 23:57 (eighteen years ago) link

It seems like a classic packed-full-of-hooks kinda thing--my instinct would be to compare it to the New Pornographers (and then ask why it's so much more successful, in almost all senses, than their stuff--probably the lyrics, but it's more than that I think), but you could also probably put it up against Madonna's "Hung Up" given all the ABBA comparisons. It skips really quickly between chords for this type of pop song. I also get kind of a mid-90s, almost twee kind of feeling. In terms of teenpop, maybe like "Steal My Sunshine" with a different retro reference point?

Eppy (Eppy), Friday, 10 March 2006 00:14 (eighteen years ago) link

(And thanks, Frank.)

Eppy (Eppy), Friday, 10 March 2006 00:15 (eighteen years ago) link

The question is, is "Don't Save Me" better than "Negotiate With Love", which got 9.2 on the UK 'box last year. (It's in the ballpark, but not _quite_ as good, I think.). Annoyingly, the various live acoustic-y MP3s of Marit Larsen performances from 2004 don't give any clear indication on where she might go next, but hopefully whoever arranged and produced "Don't Save Me" is on board, because boy, did they do a blinder on this. I think it's definitely a rhythm thing - as Eppy says, the quickly skipping chords, but definitely the two distinct kinds of bounce - the ABBA-esque intro, and the waving your body out of a car window carefree stroll of the verses.

edward o (edwardo), Friday, 10 March 2006 00:19 (eighteen years ago) link

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OK. Let's invent a retrospective subgenre called Confessional Metal that can serve as a precedent for current teenpop. Songs in this subgenre would be...

Well, there's Nazareth's great cover of Joni Mitchell's "This Flight Tonight." And I'd say a lot of Guns N' Roses tracks share a family resemblance to "confessional." (I count GN'R as metal when I feel like it.)

From the sound of it, Clif Magness listened to a lot of Zeppelin and Sabbath; and I think John Shanks listened to Def Leppard. (Has anyone seen the credits on the recent Bon Jovi? Does Shanks play on it, or is he just there as a producer and sometimes songwriter?)

But I've been using the term "confessional" as a fairly loose catchall. In fact, I think that what Ashlee's doing with her personal lyrics is a bit different from what Pink and Lindsay are doing with theirs. But for the reason I gave upthread in capital letters, I'm going to hold off a few days before saying more about that aspect of her work and about her probing of her use of her own celebrity.

But here's a question I posted back on the Ashlee Emo or Oh No thread that no one responded to:

What would you people (if you've seen it) say about the album photos? She entitles the record I Am Me and then gives us a whole bunch of very different looks: the Nico Ashlee, the Marlene Ashlee, the Debutante Ashlee, the Forlorn Runner-Up Prom Queen Ashlee, the Burlesque Ashlee, and - I don't know, the one in the brown two-piece, and her hair a dishmop - Frazzled Riverboat Harlot Ashlee. Pieces of her. Or pieces of her playing dressup.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Friday, 10 March 2006 00:32 (eighteen years ago) link

And the track on Autobiography where she sings "I feel safe with you/I can be myself tonight" is the one that's about playing a whole bunch of different fantasy roles during sex.

Also, the "I feel safe with you" part comes in the break, which has a sound - a slow and serious climbing up the notes - very different from the rest of the song. It's brief, but suggests something at stake (sex being about acceptance, self-acceptance), then the song goes back to the exuberant lala fuckaraound.

And then on I Am Me she's trying on a bunch of musical roles.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Friday, 10 March 2006 00:46 (eighteen years ago) link

(As of course are Shanks & DioGuardi.)

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Friday, 10 March 2006 00:48 (eighteen years ago) link

I often feel like I'm giving the New Pornographers unduly short shrift, but I loved Mass Romantic whereas The Electric Version just gave me no real feeling of anything at all beyond a) "It's Only Divine Right" = kicking; b) ENOUGH WITH THE WORDS ALREADY YOU PLAID BASTARD. So I've not ventured into Twin Cinema yet. I also find Dan Bejar's voice really irksome.

But anyway, that's not what we're here to talk about, really, because "Don't Save Me" is awesome and I'd put it all on Marit's shoulders. The way she sings it, phrases it - I'm willing to contemplate the possibility that "Don't turn the truth around/It reads the same way upside down" isn't the greatest lyric ever, but the way she sort of... there's not a word for it, but if there was it'd be in between snarl and smirk and snigger and sneer - the way she does that anyway, her voice gets redoubled for the punchline - fuckin' awesome. "House! Of! Cards!" And the way she lets "Don't you dare" out of her mouth, the last little "r" sound, I swear that when I sing along to that it makes the taste buds on the tongue ripple apart like velcro hooks gently unlacing themselves... it's rather bloody remarkable, really.

William Bloody Swygart (mrswygart), Friday, 10 March 2006 01:06 (eighteen years ago) link

I don't have Autobiography so the alleged diversity and "dress ups" quality of I Am Me is kinda passing me by. Is this based on the fact that 2 tracks have a reggae vibe, 2 tracks have piano and one track is 80s synthish? It actually feels less varied to me than, say, Celebrity Skin or Missundaztood... But more varied than Avril Lavigne?

Tim Finney (Tim Finney), Friday, 10 March 2006 01:17 (eighteen years ago) link

Back to Marit. Her album is now out in Norway, and on her Web page she's got fairly substantial clips of five of the album tracks (and, if you haven't seen or heard it, a full-length stream of the "Don't Save Me" video). The track clips aren't streamed, and since I'm on dialup this means it takes me a while for them to load; but the one I've listened to so far, "Under the Surface," has the same bright surface as "Don't Save Me." The accompaniment is like a sweet 1950s movie soundtrack, she's strolling in the meadow, or she's going shopping with her friends, or she's riding the merry-go-round. And meanwhile, while the music gurgles playfully, the lyrics have her slowly, matter-of-factly, dissecting her feelings and her fears about the relationship she's in; she's happy, unexpectedly happy, but maybe there's something else going on too, "Suddenly I'm back at the core/Thinking of her who had you before," and she wonders if there are traces of her under the surface.

So, the words might belong to the category "Young Woman's Relationships Singer-Songwriter Pop" - I'll call it Tashpop for short, though I've actually so far paid no attention to the Tashbed's lyrics - but the sound isn't Tashpop at all. Anyway, I have no idea if her sound is new or if people in the know would be able to say, "Oh, her arranger is Blibbidy Blibsen, and this is what he always does." Or, "Yeah, that's the gatticky-glip-glip genre that's so popular in Denmark and Iceland these days." The Jukebox crew noticed all sorts of ABBA touches in "Don't Save Me" that passed me by (I've actually only heard a smattering of ABBA's biggest songs). To my ears, her musical elements aren't new, but she's fashioned them into something unique. So she's neither teenpop nor Tashpop, and on two songs at least she's found a way to sidestep a problem (a problem for me, anyway, if not for the performers) that Natasha and Alanis and KT Tunstall and Dido etc. have, which is that they do the "bright young woman with something to say" thing by flaunting a pseudosmart hard edge and vocal mastery and control, all of which tends to subdue the music. (Doesn't subdue it altogether, by a long shot, and I realize that these people sing this way because they like the way it sounds. But...)

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Friday, 10 March 2006 01:33 (eighteen years ago) link

Actually, the one Avril album I have, the first one, is varied too, since Magness often goes for a dark, dense metal guitar (I could swear that "Unwanted" draws on Zep's "Kashmir," though without the strange time signature), while the Matrix are more, um, Matrixy... not sure, bright "70s-'80s on their rockers, like Cheap Trick?...

Autobiography has variety too, in fact the song on it that I'm going to talk about later is a tour de force, drastically different styles of melody in the verse and chorus, Ashlee using two or three different types of vocal attack but holding the song so well together with her timbre that you hear it as a unity (I didn't notice its variety until I sat down and analyzed the thing). I'd say the difference on I Am Me - not on all the tracks, just a few of them - is that she's shifting timbre. I'll have to give this more thought. It isn't the variety per se but that she makes a few things feel like dressup: The hot disco-slut break in "Burnin' Up" is what I'm thinking of most, but also the sugar-pop chorus of "L.O.V.E." "Eyes Wide Open" feels like a mood piece - albeit hard rock. Being dark rather than a hoot, it doesn't have the feel of dressup, but it's still a change, her slow singing.

I agree that Missundaztood has a lot of variety, but once again the mood isn't dressup. Not that I'd call the overall mood of I Am Me dressup, either, but it has that element. I think. Autobiography probably has as much melodic variety - Shanks & DioGuardi are versatile - but the guitar sound and vocal timbre are more consistent.

(I've only heard a couple of tracks from Celebrity Skin. The styles on America's Sweetheart are all over the place.)

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Friday, 10 March 2006 02:17 (eighteen years ago) link

I'm willing to contemplate the possibility that "Don't turn the truth around/It reads the same way upside down" isn't the greatest lyric ever

On the other hand, maybe it is. It's damn good. I hadn't even noticed it, as I was so amused, bemused, and fascinated by the sound.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Friday, 10 March 2006 02:28 (eighteen years ago) link

By the way, Marion Raven's "End of Me" has just been released as a single in Norway, so it's now officially eligible for my 2006 Pazz & Jop ballot (though it'll no doubt have to compete with another 60 or so equally strong contenders).

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Friday, 10 March 2006 02:31 (eighteen years ago) link

End Of Me also has a wonderfully angstastic video which opens with Marion playing the piano intro to "13 Days", then her singing the song trapped in fractal cube things, and then falling during the "Hey! STay with me" bit.

edward o (edwardo), Friday, 10 March 2006 02:39 (eighteen years ago) link

frank do you mean the 808 remix? it's way better than the orig.

No, never heard it.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Friday, 10 March 2006 02:53 (eighteen years ago) link

Frank get Celebrity Skin! One because it's an awesome album, and two because it's totally the godmother of all this stuff.

Tim Finney (Tim Finney), Friday, 10 March 2006 04:58 (eighteen years ago) link

OK, I will. But you've got to get Autobiography.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Friday, 10 March 2006 05:09 (eighteen years ago) link

Holy goddamn shit! I'm now on the third Marit Larsen track, "Only a Fool," and this one is the country song of the year so far. It'd be too "quirky" or something to ever get country airplay even if country programmers in the U.S. heard it, and I doubt that Marit's trying to get country play, but it's got a banjo or a mandolin or both, a wonderfully catchy rhythm that dominates the start, great hand-clapping; the song drives forward but wiggles sideways at the same time with little twinkletoe steps. And, true to form, the words make it yet another I'm-not-going-back-to-you song, sung in the same happy sly chirp as always: "Well, I say I found the letters you wrote/Mine was the smile and the life that you broke/Mine was the story that you told your friends/Yours were the demons you couldn't defend." Then she goes, "Understand me as of lately I've learned a thing or two," and the twist she puts on "two" could be Miranda Lambert or Natalie Maines. Her voice is a lot smaller than theirs, and I wouldn't say it has a lot of emotional juice - she's not a wailer - but she has a superb instinct for knowing when to insert an extra syllable into a word, when to let another word fall nonchalantly, when to add a momentary, wispy cry.

I'll tell you, the other songs on here will have to be complete dogs for this album not to make my Pazz & Jop ballot. (Assuming I get to hear the album. Amazon doesn't yet know of it, at least in the U.S. Not that I could afford an import album.)

The album's title is Under the Surface.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Friday, 10 March 2006 05:10 (eighteen years ago) link

now i gotta get my hands on that thing too.

anyway, another countertrend indicator could be (tho again, this was earlier than the current wave and also, sorta flopped maybe?) jewel's 0304.

what you heard as dress-up on the ashlee frank i more cynically heard as "trying lots of styles for singles to see what sticks" but then that's what we all do when we're growing up is see what styles stick with others and then that makes us as much as we made the styles to begin with.

the style question is less look and sound and more in song construction i feel, not that i'm going to listen to the whole album right now again and give a close reading, but the sense was just that the sorts of songs drew from lots of places, not that ashlee herself was going lots of places, or even singing about different identitiees so much as just borrowing lots of constructions along the way.

Sterling Clover (s_clover), Friday, 10 March 2006 06:44 (eighteen years ago) link

On the other hand, maybe it is

It may well be, or maybe it's "You said you were just kidding/And I say, this is no joke", though that might just be the incredible frigging popping noise she makes when she sings 'joke' - she does that with almost all those last words, and it never ever sounds forced or meta or whatever, just... wow. I'm trying to think of other modern popular singers who could do this, and struggling. Sophie Ellis-Bextor's the nearest one I could come up with, though it's hard to tell since her lyrics are almost always stunningly awful...

Need this album. Dammit.

Another name to throw out there - Hello Saferide, from Sweden. I am currently very much digging their "If I Don't Write This Song, Someone I Love Will Die" - not quite in Marit's league, but still very chirpy Scandipop with guitars and such.

(also presuming the Eurovision thread is the place to be discussing Kate Ryan's "Je T'Adore"?)

William Bloody Swygart (mrswygart), Friday, 10 March 2006 10:57 (eighteen years ago) link

William, you know what would improve the Stylus jukebox most? You writing lots more in it.

Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Friday, 10 March 2006 13:29 (eighteen years ago) link

Celebrity Skin as the godmother--interesting, I never really considered that but maybe you're right. I remember someone pegging that album as being very "Lauren Canyon," which would certainly fit with Frank's whole confessional thing, I think. What do the teenpoppers cite as influences? Is that Mandy Moore covers album maybe relevent here?

It took me a few weeks to adjust to all the New Pornographers records after the first one. Agreed about the words, but when he uses 'em well in the chorus it really kills, like on "Sing Me Spanish Techno" on the new one. Who knows what that's about, but. And on the second album, Bejar's "Ballad of the Comeback Kid" had one of the pop moments of the year for me when he yells "Like a bat out of hell..."

Obviously they're not particularly teenpop, because of the words and all (which arguably makes 'em not even very pop) but they did cover a power-pop song, here, and it's interesting to see how the style fits with the song.

Eppy (Eppy), Friday, 10 March 2006 14:22 (eighteen years ago) link

I guess you meant "Laurel Canyon", but what does that mean?

Le Baaderonixx de Clignancourt (baaderonixx), Friday, 10 March 2006 14:26 (eighteen years ago) link

from country thread:

Bizarre, my neanderthal downloadaphobia is starting to make me feel months behind on TEEN-POP, of all things. (Though it's not really phobia; it's just that I have so many CDs piled up I can hold in my hands that I don't get *around* to downloading, and anyway, I don't trust my judgement when I listen to music that way. It's too sterile, too much like going to a listening session where I'm not allowed to hold the record, too fucking transitory, sorry. Music is meant to be lived with, and that's just not how I live. So who knows, maybe I'll try to BUY the Marit Larsen and Aly & AJ albums someday, just like the last Toby Keith album and the Akon album and Ha-Ash and Reggaeton Ninos other stuff I still haven't gotten around to. Or maybe I won't.)

not from country thread:

Speaking of Reggaeton Ninos, I noticed in Billboard this week that there is one other album (*La Pluma Negra* by El Chichiuilte -- sounds Mexican, right?) that is both on the "Top Kid Audio Albums" chart and the "Top Latin Albums" chart, always a good sign. Anybody know anything about it or them? (Also in Billboard: "Love of My Life," a duet with Reina off the Louis Prata guido-disco album I mention above, is at #16 on the "Dance Airplay" chart. Good for him!)

xhuxk, Friday, 10 March 2006 14:54 (eighteen years ago) link

(I will probably make an exception for Marit, actually. This is one of the only times* anybody has really convinced me that I'd be MISSING something if I didn't put aside by admittedly irrational anti-technology prejudices. So I will listen to her. Just not right now.)

* -- I DID download the Kidz Bop version of "Axel F," however. If it was a single, it'd have an outside shot at my 2006 singles ballot.

xhuxk, Friday, 10 March 2006 15:27 (eighteen years ago) link

i'm a bit lost as to how yr daddy don't know is a teen-pop rather than a power-pop song.

is it because it has the word daddy?

Sterling Clover (s_clover), Friday, 10 March 2006 15:49 (eighteen years ago) link

dirtie blonde, "walk over me" (ultra/jive cd single). cover shows blonde girl in tight jeans and four guys, one with a knit ski hat, one with a mustache. "are you for real? are you yessing me today. you get my yoooooo-mor. and baby i'm amazed." alanis vibrato, especially how she stretches out 'humor'. "i look a little bit like hell, i'm a little over time, i'm a little underwhelmed...and i'm a little bit too great for somebody like you" -- this is a blatant rip of some '90s alanis hit, but damned if i remember what. i'm not "cerrrrr-tain." i kinda hate her singing. what did frank call alanis's voice once, "spinach on sandpaper"? yeah, this definitely feels like that. the masochistic title line (unless she's Bentley on *The Jeffersons*) doesn't come in til after the halfway point. and then she's saying she wants to take him home, but she doesn't have much luck at making these things last: finally, it really sorta kicks in in the last 40 seconds or so. "and i will never lie to you and your secrets i will keep...so please don't break my heart." "walk over me walk over me walk over me" 7.5 for the ending, 5.0 for the rest, average about 6.0.

xhuxk, Friday, 10 March 2006 18:28 (eighteen years ago) link

mixed by tom lord-alge in miami, i just noticed; producer is "machropsycho for stealth entertainment" & executive producer billy mann, whoever they are. singer aime mirello; all instruments are played by either robin lynch or niklas olovson, so i assume those are ringers on the CD cover. full album, which i probably won't listen to, out may 2. i *assume* they'll be marketed more as teen-pop than as rock, though i could be wrong. (i actually think "dirtie blonde" is an okay name for a pop-rock band, which is why i listened.)

xhuxk, Friday, 10 March 2006 18:44 (eighteen years ago) link

(and it does occur to me that if this track had just suddenly materialized, say, halfway through an otherwise likeable country album, i might've given it a much higher grade. but it didn't.)

xhuxk, Friday, 10 March 2006 18:45 (eighteen years ago) link

I also think that the first 2 Garbage albums are a big reference point for a lot of this rocky bubblegum teen-pop - see the last track on I Am Me for example, also I think "Black Hole" on the new Lindsay Lohan album sounded Garbage-ish when I listened to it in-store.

I wouldn't be surprised if some of this stuff ends up drifitng towards the hyper-production approach of the second Garbage album.

Tim Finney (Tim Finney), Friday, 10 March 2006 23:03 (eighteen years ago) link

Okay, a quick flick through the Marit album reveals absolutely nothing else with the same breezy thump of "Don't Save Me", but! There's not just one, but TWO pretty-much country numbers (and "Only A Fool" _is_ great).

First-spin favourite apart from DSM is "This Time Tomorrow", which is a quirky, strangely-structured song that keeps shifting dynamics and has a lovely chorus.

Wonderfuly, the wholet hign sounds expensive and glossy. Hurrah.

edward o (edwardo), Friday, 10 March 2006 23:06 (eighteen years ago) link

Frank, why didn't you mention how "Only A Fool", the rhythm of the intro sounds exactly like "A Change (Would Do You Good)" by Sheryl Crow?

edward o (edwardo), Saturday, 11 March 2006 12:25 (eighteen years ago) link

discussion about the excellent one-woman/four-guy san francisco glam-rock band Nagg, whose album came out in late 2004 but I'm only now just hearing, from metal thread:

Let me guess, "Endless Sleep" on the Nagg album is the one you thought was most Quatro-like. Digital copies don't come with credits or lyrics, so I'm guessing.

-- George 'the Animal' Steele (georg...), March 11th, 2006.

Nope -- Well, maybe, but the one I meant was "She's in Love With You," which is an actual Suzi Quatro cover. (Liner Notes to Suzi's Razor & Tie *The Wild One* comp say she took it #41 in the US and #11 in the UK in 1979 -- I'm assuming as the followup to "Stumblin' In.")
-- xhuxk (xedd...), March 11th, 2006.

Didn't realize that. But the one you mention really has zing, too. "Sleep" is a thumping pop boogie, like you'd find on the first two SQ LPs. Maybe. Anyway, it's a good Nagg song and that album shoulda went further than local.
-- George 'the Animal' Steele (georg...), March 11th, 2006.

They've apparently got no qualms (in the great tradition of Girlschool, Joan Jett, and the Sirens) of doing loud shouting glam rock cover versions. Not sure who if anybody did all of these first, but these songs on the Nagg CD do not get Ward and/or Turner writing credits:
Beauty of the Bitch (Craig/Kinsley/Coates/Cashin)
Endless Sleep (Nance/Reynolds)
She's in Love With You (Chin/Chapman)
So What If I Am? (Murray/Callander)
We're Really Gonna Raise the Roof (Holder/Lea -- so Slade, obviously)
Little Boy Sad (Walker)
All I Need (Herrewig/Paliselli/Cooper/Cox)

And it is now back in my CD changer (replacing Juvenille, who I'll get around to eventually.)

-- xhuxk (xedd...), March 11th, 2006.

(And interestingly, one of my favorite Joan Jett songs has always been the one CALLED "Nag," originally apparently done I believe by a group called the Halos, who judging from her version -- I've never heard theirs -- sure must have sounded an awful lot like the Coasters.)
-- xhuxk (xedd...), March 11th, 2006.

All I Need is Artful Dodger, a Virginia or Maryland glam rock band I saw open for Kiss and others in Pennsy a lot. They had a few albums on Columbia, the two best being the first s/t and Honor Among Thieves. I don't remember this song. Naggs are reminding me of The Sirens.
Endless Sleep was some kind of rockabilly hit in the late Fifties. "So What If I Am" is a song by Paper Lace I never heard, PL being the "Billy Don't Be A Hero" single act.

-- George 'the Animal' Steele (georg...), March 11th, 2006.

Wow. Those guys are record collectors! (Paper Lace actually hit in the States with "The Night Chicago Died," the opening of which -- "daddy was a cop/on the east side of Chicago/back in the USA/back in the bad old days" -- might be the first example of gansta rap ever to top US charts. Bo Donaldson and the Heywoods, who also covered "Teenage Rampage" by the Sweet, had the US hit with their cover of Paper Lace's apparent Brit hit "Billy Don't Be a Hero." Which makes me wonder what connection, if any, Paper Lace and Bo Donaldson may have had to glam rock in England. Though I guess in the early Sweet/Bolan years, "glam rock" and "Top 40 teenybop singles pop" may have been one and the same there? Limeys please explain.)
-- xhuxk (xedd...), March 11th, 2006.

xhuxk, Saturday, 11 March 2006 18:53 (eighteen years ago) link

They weren't glam at all, not in the slightest, as I recall. They always looked more a cabaret act, a band you'd expect to see in clubs rather than playing gigs. They didn't have a glam style at all, and there wasn't any sense that what they were doing was rock or rock 'n' roll, or the bubblegum that some glam was close to. Also, they came just after glam's heyday, which I guess for me ended in 1973, when T. Rex, Slade and Sweet all had their last #1 hits. Black Lace's first hit ws in 1974.

Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Sunday, 12 March 2006 02:38 (eighteen years ago) link

Stephen Thomas Erlewine says A Little More Personal is a much better album than I Am Me. On the other hand, he dislikes I Am Me so maybe this isn't saying much.

I love I Am Me and want to know if I should invest in Lindsay. Help me ILX!

Tim Finney (Tim Finney), Sunday, 12 March 2006 06:53 (eighteen years ago) link

I Am Me >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> A Little More Personal

edward o (edwardo), Sunday, 12 March 2006 07:13 (eighteen years ago) link

Tell me more edward!

Tim Finney (Tim Finney), Sunday, 12 March 2006 14:05 (eighteen years ago) link

A Little More Personal (Raw) is very much worth the investment but not ahead of Autobiography or Breakaway. I wrote about it upthread. Suffice it to say that Lindsay's splashing her self-centered personality over anything and everything and I find it a blast (or at least a splash); doesn't have the emotion or thoughtfulness you get from Ashlee, but there is a kid-in-a-wading-pool energy; I don't have producer credits on it, but I think Greg Wells is doing a lot, and he rocks. And "I Live for the Day" is the eerie beauty of Hilary's "Fly" with flat-out hate vengeance lyrics and a got-you delivery.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Monday, 13 March 2006 18:02 (eighteen years ago) link

Today the Marion, tomorrow the Marit? Kelefa Sanneh on Marion Raven.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Monday, 13 March 2006 18:05 (eighteen years ago) link

Radio Disney Music Awards winners announced...Hilary/Jesse/Aly/AJ Hollywood Records dream team victorious! Crazy Frog robbed by inferior critter! Jessica Simpson "would win" against Ashlee (yeah right...in a fight? Pie-eating contest? This is also a nice reminder of the "Shadow" video mentioned upthread...I had to watch it here, couldn't load it in the other player)!

nameom (nameom), Monday, 13 March 2006 18:24 (eighteen years ago) link

"spinach on sandpaper" - that could have been me, but could have just as easily been Dellio or Sheffield or the Riegel The Younger - except if it was me it might have been a compliment, because I lean more pro than anti when it comes to Alanis, though both voice and words bring out my ambivalence. The only album I've got is Under Rug Swept, which doesn't soar but isn't dead plastic either, and as Dellio pointed out in his great Voice review, on that album she deliberately makes her lyrics sound like prose.

I doubt that there's a particular album that can be cited as "this is what the teenpoppers take after," but note that most of the teenpop songwriters and producers are also regular pop songwriters and producers, Magness having worked with Ballard who worked with Alanis, Shanks having worked a lot with Sheryl Crow and some with Morissette (not to mention SheDaisy, Urban, Bon Jovi, Celine, etc.) DioGuardi with Celine and Gwen, Wells with Celine, etc. etc. etc. etc.

When I first heard Garbage, I thought that Shirley was taking after Courtney (and thought this was a good thing). When I first heard Alanis I thought that she was more or less in Sheryl's genre (and that this was a good thing).

My guess from the sound and words of "Break You" and "End of Me" is that Marion's listened to Alanis. M2M once opened for Jewel, for what that's worth. Over on Poptimists Martin said that Marit's cited Alanis and Oasis as faves. Ashlee told Elle that "Let It Be" was her favorite song and that Alanis's "You Learn" was crucial to her when she was a ten year old, implying that it's still crucial to her - this makes sense given her attempts to wrench moral and intellectual insights from her problems.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Monday, 13 March 2006 18:51 (eighteen years ago) link

Dear Ashlee Simpson,

You've already done scads of songs that are better than "Let It Be" and "You Learn."

Sincerely,

A Fan

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Monday, 13 March 2006 18:52 (eighteen years ago) link

Jessica Simpson "would win" against Ashlee (yeah right...in a fight?

Ashlee does seem to shove that cereal bowl awfully hard.

William Bloody Swygart (mrswygart), Monday, 13 March 2006 20:42 (eighteen years ago) link

I'm not sure where else to discuss Daniel Cirera, a Spanish/Swedish dude who appears to be in his 30s but sings weird hushed folk songs with teen-pop concerns (getting laid, getting dumped) and shiny emo chord changes. It's not just that he shows all the "irony"/"angst" of teen-powerpoppers like Blink 182 (songs like "Motherfucker Fake Vegetarian Ex-Girlfriend" and an album titled Honestly; I Love You *Cough*) or that his song "1992" is basically Smashing Pumpkins' "1979" crossed with Bowling for Soup's "1985" except with killer hooks; it's more that he absolutely nails the arrogance and shyness and cluelessness of being a teenager, except that most teenagers couldn't produce chord changes this gorgeous. But only someone who was still a teen at heart could write choruses that go "You're just a shit-talkin' motherfucker / You're the worst cocksucker / Said that you'd be true to me / Yeah, in my dreams / In my dreams". Best song: "She Rules the School," which is also about sex.

Haikunym (Haikunym), Tuesday, 14 March 2006 15:14 (eighteen years ago) link

Teen-rock (I guess) bands on the Billboad charts this week that I never heard or heard of before, and that I'm vaguely curious about:

THE FRAY - Who have a song with the intriguing title "Over My Head (Cable Car)" at #64 on the singles chart, so maybe they're from San Francisco? Also their album is at #110.

PLUMB -- "One woman rock act Tiffany Arbuckle," #177 on album chart.

FLYLEAF - #140 on album chart, and, judging from a photo elsehwere in the issue, they have a female singer.

Has anybody out there heard any of these bands? What sound they like?

xhuxk, Tuesday, 14 March 2006 15:52 (eighteen years ago) link

Yes, I've actually been intending to send you a review of Flyleaf, except I haven't listened to them in four months; but I'm listening right now, and I like them even more now than then. So let's make that a query ('cept I owe you two other pieces first). (Girlie Action is doing the PR for them, so if you no longer have a copy, call up Heidi.) Flyleaf seem to be triangulating goth, metal-growl, and pretty girl pop/pop-punk, and at this point they fit right into the content of this thread. Lacey Mosley (sp?) has star power, she's doing the Amy Lee agony thing but has an attractive demanding neediness in her voice, not altogether unlike Avril. And the harmonies go to the piercing high pitch that Kelly Clarkson added in backing herself up on "Behind These Hazel Eyes" (and it's the same high harmonies that the Veronicas and Aly & AJ use). Lyrics tend to be metaphoric despair, much like Evanescence, but there's one song extolling the Columbine girl Cassie, who legend says, when the gun was pointed at her head and she was asked "Do you believe in God?" answered "Yes" and took the bullet. Album is on the Christian charts too; from what I can tell so far of the lyrics, there's mostly pain, resurrection is only a hint, and their Lord and Savior Jesus Christ isn't mentioned by name; but unlike Evanescence they haven't publicly repudiated the Christian interpretation.

Not as consistently beautiful as Lacuna Coil, not as consistently tuneful as Kelly, but definitely worth listening to.

From a miniscule town in Texas.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Tuesday, 14 March 2006 18:30 (eighteen years ago) link

Thought I'd heard about The Fray through my jamband friends but on the basis of that song I feel like I was wrong--maybe they poppified their sound when they signed to Epic or something and took the noodling out. At any rate, Blender compared 'em to Train or Five For Fighting, sorta the US version of dadrock is what they seem like to me, but I dunno. The single doesn't really touch its comparisons as far as I can tell.

Eppy (Eppy), Tuesday, 14 March 2006 18:41 (eighteen years ago) link

How many of the performers we've mentioned on this thread were born in Texas? Ashlee, Jessica, Hilary, Kelly, Flyleaf. Any more?

And Britney's from neighboring Louisiana.

(Lindsay's from Long Island! I mention that because my general name for the "attractive demanding needy vocal style" is "Long Island bar-bitch vocals," by which I'm imagining a '70s Long Island bar band that comes to CBGB to display its original material, the lead singer always being a rock chick putting on tough sassy vocals. Chantal Claret of Morningwood sounds like this, the Slunt singer sounds like this, and Debora Iyall of Romeo Void singing "I might like you better if we slept together" is what they all wish they sounded like. Probably none of these people are from Long Island [and in the little contact I had in real life with Debora she seemed to be real sweetheart]. But anyway, Lindsay doesn't sound like this at all. She's more like the four-year-old with her little plastic shovel and bucket at the beach, romping around and splattering all over.)(And I wouldn't say that Lacey really sounds like the Long Island bar bitch - Jess and Lisa of the Veronicas sometimes do, however. Lacey's got more of the neediness and less of the demand in her voice.)

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Tuesday, 14 March 2006 18:53 (eighteen years ago) link

I cited the Cassie thing as a "legend" because there have been conflicting stories and I'm never going to check it out. One story is that the event really happened, a girl said "Yes" and was shot, but it wasn't Cassie. The girl survived but never made a big deal out of the fact that it was she not Cassie who'd been asked the question.

Legends can be true; what makes them legends is that they fit a story that cultures like to tell themselves. The Legend of Cassie is that she descended into drugs and despair and pulled herself out through Christianity, and when her life was on the line she stood by her belief. (The song has it, "The question asked in order/To save her life or take it/The answer no to avoid death/The answer yes would make it," but I don't believe that during the massacre it was clear what would save you and what wouldn't. I'm not going to research that issue, either.)

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Tuesday, 14 March 2006 19:11 (eighteen years ago) link

Not to interrupt the discourse, but for your consideration (and as boosted by Popjustice, I am absolutely LOVING Lily Allen. I'm sure someone will poo-poo her as some kind of ska genre exercise, or myspace hype. This is fun stuff!

(And no I don't worked for her label, or anyone else's.)

Mitya (mitya), Tuesday, 14 March 2006 20:09 (eighteen years ago) link

Cheyenne Kimball (from Aquamarine, mentioned earlier) is from Texas, so is Miranda Lambert if that counts toward teen pop. Also a few from Nashville like Rose Falcon and recently Disney-"incubated" Jessie Daniels, who is friends with Jesus on her Myspace page. Hope Partlow's from Memphis.

Aren't the Veronicas from Australia (which isn't to say they aren't trying to sound like they're from Long Island, except the speak/sing track where the accent slips out)? How about New Jersey brats...Daphne and Celeste, more recently the Jonas Brothers...

nameom (nameom), Tuesday, 14 March 2006 20:50 (eighteen years ago) link

Speaking of romping around and splattering all over, I'm now up to "The Sinking Game" on the Marit Larsen Website. "Dive in with me/I've got mud to my knees." Silent movie saloon style piano with jazz touches. She's diving into her mudpool like diving into a relationship or diving into herself, though perhaps the pool she's diving into is supposed to wash not splatter ("I'm coming clean of jealousy and pain"). Whichever, she's having a grand old time.

"Come Closer" - Now this for sure has a banjo, but it isn't country, or if it is, a little bit, the voice is a noncountry sprite, it hops aboard the harmonica keys and jumps about. If you slowed this track to half-speed and gave it a violin section instead of a banjo, it'd be 1950s "sophisticated" lounge music, but here it's another tour of the monkey bars. In the lyrics she's inviting a guy to come closer, but what he wants is not coming in clear.

(xpost - Yes, Veronicas are from Brisbane, which is why Finney had a line on them before the rest of us upthread)

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Tuesday, 14 March 2006 20:55 (eighteen years ago) link

OK, last of the Marit snippets, unfortunately. "Solid Ground." A soft one with piano, not carnivalesque, but she's still got a skip and a lilt in her voice, quick three-note descents, little stars occasionally winking on and off in the upper register of the accompaniment, and then she almost makes her little voice swell up in the chorus. In all its wanderings, her voice maintains dignity, steadiness, though I can't explain why I think so. The lyrics are words of advice or encouragement to a friend (or to herself): "They will always pull you down/Before you know it/They will take your smile and push you around." And from the way she sings, you know she'll nimbly sidestep them.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Tuesday, 14 March 2006 21:25 (eighteen years ago) link

(woop Jessie just recorded in Nashville, actually from NYC...also forgot Texas natives Bowling for Soup and I guess Radio Disney itself, based in Dallas)

nameom (nameom), Tuesday, 14 March 2006 21:38 (eighteen years ago) link

One more thing about Marit Larsen; here are the opening lyrics, sung and probably written by 16-year-old Marit (co-writers Marion Raven and Matt Rowe), of M2M's "Give a Little Love" (2000):

Every time I think I've had enough of you
I take you back again
Not just because I need a friend
Just because I can't pretend
Like the others do

You think you're really serious
Clever and mysterious
Talking like you're dangerous
Talking like a fool

It's possible that Avril and the various Matrices never heard that song (it was an album track, not a single), but not only does it foreshadow "Complicated," it's a hell of a lot more complicated besides, and completely assured in both its flow and its sanity.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Tuesday, 14 March 2006 22:19 (eighteen years ago) link

Well, if I'm going to praise its flow, I should quote it right (an extra "just" had inserted itself into the lyrics):

Every time I think I've had enough of you
I take you back again
Not because I need a friend
Just because I can't pretend
Like the others do

You think you're really serious
Clever and mysterious
Talking like you're dangerous
Talking like a fool

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Tuesday, 14 March 2006 22:45 (eighteen years ago) link

I am absolutely LOVING Lily Allen.

Oh I'm with you. I am completely bowled over by her, especially the song "LDN", which is just the best thing I've heard in a good long while. Lily is the sound of the year. I mean this Marit person is cutsey and winsome and everything, but not really IT.

David Orton (scarlet), Tuesday, 14 March 2006 22:48 (eighteen years ago) link

I'm going to be reviewing the Marit Larsen for Stylus next week, and I have absorbed most of it and my reaction is very favourable - favourites are the very Dawsons-pop "This Time Tomorrow" and the dramatic "Poison Passion" which is the kind of ghostly closer Natalie Imbruglia has tried - and failed - write twice now. The title song is ornate and gorgeous, too.

Tim, I'll write a bit about "I Am Me" vs The Lohan when I get home in a few hours.

edward o (edwardo), Wednesday, 15 March 2006 01:32 (eighteen years ago) link

What teens are REALLY listening to right now, I think (at least the ones at my kid's high school in New York):


>>For Immediate Release
March 15, 2006


MATISYAHU DEBUTS AT #4 ON BILLBOARD 200
WITH NEW ALBUM ‘YOUTH'

With Sales Of 119,000, ‘Youth,' Finds Matisyahu The Only Artist With Two Albums Currently In The Billboard Top 40

‘Youth' Captures #1 Spots On Top Internet Albums Chart, Digital Albums Chart And Reggae Chart As ‘Live At Stubb's' Lands at #3 On Reggae Chart<



xhuxk, Wednesday, 15 March 2006 18:20 (eighteen years ago) link

You are joking, yes?

William Bloody Swygart (mrswygart), Wednesday, 15 March 2006 19:06 (eighteen years ago) link

Joking, how? That teenagers are listening to him, and he's that big? No, not at all. He's huge; I was just talking to a guy I know who runs a record store in Philly, and he said not only is the new album the biggest record there in ages, but the LIVE album was his store's #3 album last year. (One caveat, though, confirmed by Kelefa's live Times review last week - - Matisyahu's audience seems to be overwhelmingly white; my record store friend said the same thing. Not a single sale yet to a black customer. Could he eventually cross over to the r&b chart, though? Who knows?) And how long it all will last is another question. (I tried listening to the album, and didn't get very far, myself.)

xhuxk, Wednesday, 15 March 2006 19:13 (eighteen years ago) link

my son (who is totally excited about being jewish) got the live album as a present, but hasn't listened to it yet. he prefers the four tops, the klezmatics, p.funk, and the hairspray soundtrack.

Haikunym (Haikunym), Wednesday, 15 March 2006 19:17 (eighteen years ago) link

Goodness. Over to the hot topic 'Yahu thread with this info.

Tiki Theater Xymposium (Bent Over at the Arclight), Wednesday, 15 March 2006 19:24 (eighteen years ago) link

Joking, how?

Kind of a hope springing eternal type thing.

Oh yes, and the Lily Allen raving is by and large a bit bang on. That link's for her Myspace, where there are four songs, the three of which I've heard could definitely be classified as 'dead good'. Kind of like 'Why Do I Do?' by Tyler James from a couple years ago, except Lily appears to have been blessed with more than one good song, a slightly less irritating voice, and the chorus to 'LDN', which is rather immense.

One worrying sign - she appears to be on Regal, the label which did roughly nothing for Cathy Davey's career a couple of years ago.

William Bloody Swygart (mrswygart), Wednesday, 15 March 2006 22:30 (eighteen years ago) link

For Americans - imagine if Imani Coppola was less of a bloody hippy.

William Bloody Swygart (mrswygart), Wednesday, 15 March 2006 23:33 (eighteen years ago) link

That doesn't help me at all, WBS

Mitya (mitya), Thursday, 16 March 2006 00:31 (eighteen years ago) link

Hey my bubbly brainiacs!

I'm working on everything for my new record it's going great... but I'm in the middle of writing my new BIO/press release to send out to people that may not know me like you do... so if any of you have any cool words or phrases to describe me or my sound... post it!

Just so you know... if you post, I can't give you writing credit on the BIO... but I will give you all the credit on the board and my website! Deal? Sweet deal! Thanx for your help! ox

Skye

Ha, she'll probably draft it herself...

nameom (nameom), Thursday, 16 March 2006 02:34 (eighteen years ago) link

As promised, Tim...

"I Am Me" has been discussed a lot on here, but part of the reason I like it so much is that it sounds like the kind of "rock" record I would love to have written if I were a songwriter. Lots of the chords and riffs in it sound like songs I love that are maybe a bit obscure (as I said on the country thread, "In Another Life" is a dead sound-alike for Artificial Joy Club's lost-classic single "Skywriting"). "Beautifully Broken" sounds like a Belgian trance act's ballad done as a rock song (might be Sylver's "Shallow Water" but I'd have to find the song I'm thinking about), and for all the blather that people say about "HAHA THE ALBUM IS CALLED I AM ME AND SHE IS DOING LOTS OF DIFFERENT STYLES", well, I don't necessarily agree with it. It sounds like a mostly rock record to me, and I'll wager if you look into the archives of a lot of reviewers who have been lukewarm on "I Am Me", you'll find them praising OTHER artists for being eclectic and such. The "too many different styles" thing is often used as a criticism where no genuine one is available - reviewers seem to praise eclecticism and similarity between tracks on an album as it suits them, and partially it must be the "Oh, rock music is serious business for guys who LOVE music and trainspot obscure punk influences, we can't have teenage girls singing or enjoying it and generally taking it back to what it was in the 50s, can we" mentality, but there are lots of straw-men and there's not enough time to tackle them. FWIW, the first 8 songs on "I Am Me" are so ridiculously strong that whenever the next single is announced, I'm going to go "Oh, no, I was really hoping for xxxx". ("Dancing Alone", please, Ashlee's people, please, which is the alternative-dimension "Cool" where it goes horribly wrong). I'm guessing 30-something or beyond critics don't know the magic of a tiny bit of dress-up, slightly different outfits that are only surface changes, and that's really all that Ashlee does - the stylistic differences are pretty minor, in much the same way that Shania Twain puts in Timbaland-esque string stabs, cascading synths, fake Oriental sounds but still sings pop-country songs, Ashlee basically does Shanks' songs in the same way, and if that occasionally takes her into Courtney territory, well and good, if it makes her into a disco-dancing fag hag ("L.O.V.E.") then that's grand too, and those who criticise, well, they should consider whether they wear the same clothes at work or at a club or on a date and then realise that they're stupid.

I guess i go on about it a lot, but it's in the strengths of "I Am Me" that the weaknesses in the Lindsay Lohan album become clear. The Lohan album, has a more consistent, superficially FITTING sheen, of the kind that Stephen Thomas Erlewine (whose taste is dubious) can probably approve for a popette - a little piano and some plonked heavy guitars, but it doesn't hit at any point, and even when the tempo changes it's got this horrible awful saminess about it. The problem is, even though it's a superficially more dramatic pallette, the songs themselves don't have anywhere near as much entertaining self-loathing or self-aggrandizement as Ashlee's. I keep expecting "My Innocence" to turn into Radiohead's "You And Whose Army", honestly. The title track's a keeper, even if only for its cheeky spoken word intro. "Who Loves You" is a deliciously sleazy kind of thing - maybe halfway between "Red Dress" and Kelly Osbourne's last album, but there's no tune. The two covers don't work at all, either. Lindsay sounds blanker, the songwriting's not as good, it's just not as strong an album.

Will say more in a bit, going to listen to the Lohan album again. I didn't end up doing the Marit, Todd Burns wrote it up and gave it an A-. I agree.

edward o (edwardo), Thursday, 16 March 2006 08:18 (eighteen years ago) link

I'm listening to the lily stuff on myspace (thanks Mitya and WBS for a heads-up) and it sounds great -- streets crossed with fighting cocks crossed with daphne and celeste?

alext (alext), Thursday, 16 March 2006 12:29 (eighteen years ago) link

On Myspace tunes my dialup can't go more than several seconds before buffering, unfortunately, but I like Lily's print verbalisms.

(We should keep a running list of best-written teenpop (or whatever) CDBaby and Myspace pages. Skye's the winner so far, but I haven't really looked around.)

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Thursday, 16 March 2006 16:42 (eighteen years ago) link

Did anyone other than Erlewine criticize I Am Me for its versatility? (I didn't read a lot of the reviews, so maybe they did, though of course they wouldn't have used the word "versatility.") But to be fair to Erlewine, from whom I learn a lot, every one of us runs into what I called The Boney Joan Rule over on the Theory and Its Discontents thread. It goes like this:

"Any reason I give for liking something can and will be given as a reason of mine for disliking something else."

In other words, I love Liz Mitchell's clear and empty singing; I hate Joan Baez's clear and empty singing.

Of course I can elaborate, say that Joan's singing is soggy, whereas Liz's is as clear as a running brook. Oops, that doesn't work, as brooks are kind of wet themselves. And anyway, I'm sure to find someone I love whose vocals are absolutely drenched. Amy Lee, perhaps, but not until she learns better when to turn her faucet on full and when to moderate the flow. You see, my problem is that the drenchings lose impact through overrepetition.

I really like the consistency of Liz Mitchell's vocals.

(Liz Mitchell sang lead on most Boney M tracks.)

Anyhow, I love the eclecticism of the early Beatles albums, whereas I hate the eclecticism of The White Album.

So here's my Veronicas conundrum: for all the power of their singing, they don't really establish an identity for their music. Given that I've loved thousands upon thousands of anonymous freestyle and Europop songs - including the hit that the Veronicas co-wrote for t.A.T.u., and including the Veronicas' own "Leave Me Alone," which is basically t.A.T.u.-style Europop with a rock beat - I can't say that a lack of identity in itself is a problem at all (and the Veronicas aren't particularly eclectic, either). I guess my trouble with the Veronicas is that when they go to their sensitive "I am moved by love" or "I am moved by sadness" vocals, I don't give a shit - whereas when they go to their piercingly high harmonic "I am moved by love" or "I am moved by sadness" vocals, I am delighted. (None of this explains the times when I get moved by wooden phonetic rendering of English on some Dutch or Italian dance record. Probably has to do with the beautiful sixth-generation imitation Miami riff that was filched for the accompaniment.)

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Thursday, 16 March 2006 17:35 (eighteen years ago) link

Lily Allen LDN ripped and YSI'd for Frank et al:

http://s45.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=0UNDRV2CB5U651GOP3JOVMRCX2

The fourth track, "Knock "Em Out" is a bit cliched but otherwise the other stuff is great. Abby Poptext has taken over Fluxblog today and posted Skye and something else of this general ilk -- I guess I'll check them out, given the raves.

Mitya (mitya), Thursday, 16 March 2006 17:41 (eighteen years ago) link

Lilly Allen = good.

Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Thursday, 16 March 2006 17:45 (eighteen years ago) link

Joanna Martino, *My World,* its first song "Energy" at least, makes me wonder how much of Evanesence's and (judging for Frank's description; I've yet to hear them myself) Flyleaf's goth influence may have emerged out of Christian rock (which I know very little about.) Joanna definitely looks like a teen-pop singer on the cover, and "Energy" has a very souped-up goth-pop sound to my ears, from bombastic opening orchestrations on down, leading into lyrics about Jesus that, I assume uninentionally but who knows, read like double entendres: "I can feel your energy/you are my life/the current runnin' through my veins/you're the power inside of me when I'm weak/ fill me with our energy." Shoot me Jesus with your white-hot love through the field goal posts of life. Not hearing much of anything on the rest of the CD, at least not yet, though I suspect the Hi-NRG gay metal-disco forward-motion pulsating beneath "God is Never Gone" would have done quite well throughout Continental Europe in 1982.

xhuxk, Thursday, 16 March 2006 18:01 (eighteen years ago) link

(on the back of the CD, Joanna looks like a TOUGH teen-pop singer, very tomboyish, in blue jeans and black cap and a black T-shirt with the word "forgiven" written on it in a heavy metal worthy font.)

xhuxk, Thursday, 16 March 2006 18:04 (eighteen years ago) link

(Of course, it's just as possible that Martino's "Energy" sound could have been influenced BY Evanescence, et. al., as being a sound that's been in Xtn rock for years, duh. Album is "produced by Drew Cline," whoever he is, for whatever that's worth. "Energy" was written by Dan Muckula and Chad Cates, who wrote no other songs on the thing.)

xhuxkx, Thursday, 16 March 2006 18:14 (eighteen years ago) link

Getting back to Flyleaf (the title of whose album is Flyleaf, I think, unless it's Album Advance), their high harmonies are if anything more deleriously ecstatic than the Veronicas' or Aly & AJ's. It may be that rocking hard - real throbbing dance from their bass, and a guitar that kicks - raises the intensity of everything else. They've got no flat-out great I-love-it songs on the order of "4ever" or "Rush" (or "Bring Me to Life" or "Hear Me") but they've got a whole shitload of great moments.

xpost

Xhuxk's raising a question that I was about to ask: I said a couple of days ago that Lacey Mosley's a live wire on the order of Avril Lavigne and that a lot of harmonies could come right off of pop/teenpop tracks such as "Behind these Hazel Eyes," and Evanescence is an obvious source. But I'm wondering where else this music draws from. That is, I don't really listen to much nu-metal. I know there are a whole bunch of bratrock bands, male mostly, whose harmonies are pretty much the only redeeming elements in their music, and the harmonies tend to get undercut by the wanky dorkboy singing. But those harmonies may well be a source for Flyleaf, and those nu-metal dorkboys (and there could be a lot of nondork boys, I just haven't heard them) may well be a source for Evanescence too. Are there other women singers who set the stage for Amy and Lacey (I mean, more recent than Grace Slick and Stevie Nicks and Siouxsie Sioux; you know, nowadays singers)? I'm agreeing mostly with what Xhuxk and Ian said above about the difference between Anneke and Cristina on the one hand and Kelly on the other (and I'd add Amy and Lacey to "the other"); the former have a deliberate aloofness, the latter have very much the opposite of aloofness. I can see how a Christian rocker might go "goth" (or whatever) for goth's critique of normality and its ambivalent embrace of the not normal - and such a person's Christianity wouldn't be "let's live a happy wholesome life and never go to a city" but rather "Christ, take me beyond the bullshit, including or especially my own" - but the singing style that would go with it wouldn't be aloof, I don't think. Rather, it'd try more to sound like an unresolved problem.

Ben Moody and Amy Lee met each other as teenagers in a Christian youth camp (or that's what I read, anyway), and Fallen was high on the Christian charts as well as the Top 200 until they emphatically told Entertainment Weekly that they were a secular band (Moody: "We're actually high on the Christian charts, and I'm like, What the fuck are we even doing there?" Lee: "I guarantee that if the Christian bookstore owners listened to some of those songs, they wouldn't sell the CD.")

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Thursday, 16 March 2006 18:51 (eighteen years ago) link

xp:Okay, after another listen...Joanna's album is more interesting than I thought (maybe even good enough to hang onto, I haven't decided yet), with plenty of dark but loudly belted early '80s branigan style flashdance goth-pop dance-rock (now and then mixed with melodies recalling early '90s amy grant, especially in "renegade") coursing through. At its most rocking -- tracks like "God Is Never Gone," "You Love Me," "This Is My World" - the music has a real CRASH to it. My favorite verse so far is this one from "You Love Me": "TV tries to tell me/That my beauty's skin deep/And it's to my advantage/To pretty up the package/If I want to succeed," but of course God loves you whatever your sense of style is. A teen-pop diary-confession cliche, obviously, what's inside is what matters, but well written. "This is My World" has another double entendre, about "the wonder that your hands display...promising to satisfy." And there are some other songs, like track 2 "Right Where You Want Me" for instance, where the sound strikes me as probably closer to what Kelly and Avril are doing these days (though I haven't listened to Avril's or Kelly's stuff as much as some of you on this thread, so maybe you'll disagree). The sappiest stuff seems to be saved for album's end, though now I'm thinking "Road Less Traveled" might be a sort of country attempt. But I'm also, mainly, thinking that the goth impulse in Christian teen-pop/teen-rock might be because '80s pop music never really died there.

xhuxk, Thursday, 16 March 2006 19:03 (eighteen years ago) link

from cdbaby (i didn't even know joanna was on there, until i checked just now):

"With an explosive passion for music, and a humble maturity that surpasses her years, this 19- year -old is a dose of fresh fire discovered as she advanced through over four rounds of auditions for the second season of Fox's hit series "American Idol." At the age of 16, Joanna was one of the youngest competing, yet continually making the cut for judges Simon Cowell, Paula Abdul and Randy Jackson in Los Angeles. "I was mixed in with people who had actually gone to school to study music, and there I was, just receiving my driver's license!" With thousands auditioning, Joanna made it to the final 80 contestants. With the confidence of industry veterans under her belt, her career in music was imminent.

Coming from a long line of pastors, Joanna grew up on a farm in Michigan as one of five children in a close-knit Italian family. "My family has always encouraged me to pursue my dreams; they have supported me and prayed for me through this entire journey." Graduating fifth in her class, Joanna knows first hand the pressures that teens face today in a culture of empty promises. "Your peers are changing so much at that age, you have to start making your own decisions to determine who you really want to be, what you want to stand for," says Joanna. "I came to a point where I said 'Here's my life Lord, I don't know what you're going to do with it, but here I am.' " With a reverent surrender and a love for music, Joanna moved to Music City after high school and headed straight into the studio."

xhuxk, Thursday, 16 March 2006 19:11 (eighteen years ago) link

>Are there other women singers who set the stage for Amy and Lacey (I mean, more recent than Grace Slick and Stevie Nicks and Siouxsie Sioux; you know, nowadays singers)?<

Kittie (who definitely had occasional Lacuna Coilish moments).

xhuxk, Thursday, 16 March 2006 19:23 (eighteen years ago) link

Thanks Mitya. LDN is fine, as advertised, though seems at least as calypso as it does ska.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Thursday, 16 March 2006 19:26 (eighteen years ago) link

best-written teenpop (or whatever) CDBaby and Myspace pages

I recently started an ongoing project with this...Skye beats most of them hands down, but Brie Larson's page is pretty great (semi-underrated album, too).

I have the same problem with the Veronicas album...I was using the phrase "confessional bubblegum" but it's more like "anonymous confessional," a total killer in this case when at least half the songs are ballads.

nameom (nameom), Thursday, 16 March 2006 20:43 (eighteen years ago) link

Re: Lily Allen. I was just in the Co-Op and I heard Amy Winehouse, and I had this horrid premonition...

William Bloody Swygart (mrswygart), Thursday, 16 March 2006 21:32 (eighteen years ago) link

I agree with Edward o's discussion of I Am Me. I've just gotten Autobiography and I can see how I Am Me touches a few more places stylistically (although not that much - the second half of Autobiography strikes me as pretty diverse), but I think her personality comes across as much more consistent... probably due to the vocals, which have that low, full edge to them the whole way through, even the two ballads sound a bit like Courtney Love doing pop ballads.

Whereas on Autobiography there are number of tracks (I think "Undiscovered" is one of them maybe?) where Ashlee sings very sweetly, quite a distance from "Autobiography" or "Lala". In the context of the album I like that, it works by virtue of being on the same album as those harder tracks and thus showing up a different side of her (although I might not find Ashlee interesting if she did a whole album like that).

Still getting to used to Autobiography so I'm not sure yet how much I like it in relation to I Am Me, but I know that I love every single song on the latter, which is quite an achievement!

Tim Finney (Tim Finney), Thursday, 16 March 2006 21:35 (eighteen years ago) link

Thanks for showing me lily allen - sounds interesting - anyone know if she's releasing an album? If so, when? Thanks.

ana78ng (ana78ng), Thursday, 16 March 2006 21:36 (eighteen years ago) link

This is off the teenpop topic but relevant to "LDN": a friend of mine made me an indie/undie hip-hop tape several years ago, and the best thing on it by far was El da Sensei's "Summer Time Blues," which had a loose jazz-funk rhythm with something of an island feel, and very much a summer feel, and like "LDN", sadness and unhappiness in the lyrics - though unlike "LDN" the words go both ways, the lazy party of summer ghetto streets mixing with the danger of summer ghetto streets. "LDN" is more like words trying to refute the sound. But the sound is irrefutable, and if Lily can produce tracks as good with any consistency, she's a star.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Saturday, 18 March 2006 02:50 (eighteen years ago) link

One more thing about the Lohan: yeah, sure, it isn't as good as I Am Me, but neither is Arular or Robyn. And More of the Monkees isn't as good as Aftermath. I think I said pretty well upthread where I found my joy in A Little More Personal (Raw). Just to reiterate: "I Live for the Day" is simultaneously an ache of sweetness and a spitfire of hate, and Lindsay's up to both moods.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Saturday, 18 March 2006 03:12 (eighteen years ago) link

From the World Music thread (but I changed a couple words):

>Do Perspehone's Bees count as teenpop? I know I saw their name in Billboard, but can't remember whether it was on one of the European charts or on the dance chart. Music is Eurodancepop from, uh, somewhere; I don't have the press release handy. Album out on Columbia next month. Girl singer, though she sounds like new wave era Geddy Lee or maybe the guy from Sparks on the first song, and the second one has her saying you're on the bottom and she's on the top climbing, and "Nice Day" is totally pretty and summery, and "Muzika Dlya Fil'ma" has a title in some world language or other, and closer "Home" brings it back home with an extended Link Wray twang rumble. Cool, but what the heck?

xhuxk, Saturday, 18 March 2006 20:54 (eighteen years ago) link

PERSEPHONE'S Bees (Not to be confused with Persephone's Dream, Lacuna Gathering types who I may well have mentioned upthread somewhere or maybe just on the metal thread.)

xhuxk, Saturday, 18 March 2006 21:05 (eighteen years ago) link

A swift google and they're from... San Francisco (singer's Russian, tho).

William Bloody Swygart (mrswygart), Saturday, 18 March 2006 21:18 (eighteen years ago) link

What song are Persephone's Bees ripping off with that "Na na na" part on "Nice Day?" It's escaping me. Some disco song?

Tim Ellison (Tim Ellison), Saturday, 18 March 2006 21:32 (eighteen years ago) link

(OK, it's not exactly the same, but it's reminiscent of a melody in Annie's "Helpless Fool for Love." I have the feeling that Annie might have swiped the melody from somewhere else, though.)

Tim Ellison (Tim Ellison), Sunday, 19 March 2006 00:03 (eighteen years ago) link

So disregard whatever I said about the last two songs on the Joanna Martin Xtn teen-goth CD being country moves; they're pure sap, and completely unstomachable. Turns out "Fall" is as goth as most of the cuts I mentioned above though. So overall, goth wins over sap easy (which still doesn't mean I necessarily love the CD. Non-secular words can be a real barrier, and even despite the would-be double entrendres about laying down for Jesus and giving him her all, Joanna doesn't camouflage hers like Evanescence do or Amy Grant can.)

xhuxk, Sunday, 19 March 2006 01:31 (eighteen years ago) link

Oops, I meant Joanna Martino. Myspace fans can judge her page too, I guess:

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=24911247

xhuxk, Sunday, 19 March 2006 01:36 (eighteen years ago) link

At least Hope Partlow has a blog on hers:

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=16743376

But yeah, they both seriously need to take lessons from Skye Sweetnam.

Incidentally, both Joanna and Hope are apparently over 100 years old (at least if you google their myspace pages they are).

xhuxk, Sunday, 19 March 2006 02:19 (eighteen years ago) link

Oops, I was wrong, Joanna DOES have a blog (it was hidden under her tour schedule, and she seems to be much more dilligent about keeping it up-to-date than Hope does hers):

Wednesday, March 15, 2006

NO more FREE donuts when the light is on!!!!!!!
We drove to South Carolina tonight.
On our way to stop to eat dinner, we see a Krispy Kreme across the street.
The Light was on!
So I told the guys that you get free donuts when the light is on, because we always used to do that!
They didn't believe me.
So I told them to pull over and I will prove it to them.
We all walk in.
They lady looks at me like I'm crazy when I ask her to tell them that we get FREE donuts because the light is on.
GEEEEZZ!
They definitely think I'm a loser.
AND I'm sad to say that this Krispy Kreme is no longer giving away free donuts when they are fresh and hot! Hopefully other Krispy Kremes have not conformed to this absurd craziness.

xhuxk, Sunday, 19 March 2006 02:26 (eighteen years ago) link

By the way, Hope Partlow fans HATE POSERS:

http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendID=23896606&blogID=57756512&MyToken=378e44d1-a8d4-464e-979f-9ca0f8f204ba

And they also have the best taste in music ever:

Influences Jump5, Reo speed wagon, Pussycat Dolls,gwen stefani, green day, click 5, Mcfly, Ludacris, DHT, The all American Rejects, Martina Mcbride, Rebecca Lynn Howard, Carrie Underwood, Meredith Edwards, Brittany Hargest, Deanna Carter,Christina Aguilera, Gretchen Wilson, Big and Rich, Kenny Chesney, Leann Rimes, Janet Jackson, Britney Spears,gunz n roses, Hanson, Charlotte Church, Josh Groban, Zoegirl, Kimberly Perry, Skillet, Pillar, casting crowns,TheNcrowd, OUT OF KILTER, Korn, Manson,Kenny Chesney, Tim Mcgraw, Faith Hill, Trisha Yearwood, Garth brooks, Emma Bunton, spice girls, ashlee simpson, aly and aj, Jesse McCartney, Evanescense, Skye Sweetnam, Usher, Raven, Metillica, NIN, The Donna's, Aaliyah, fat joe, Ciara, OZZY, Janet Jackson, Cher, Hilary Duff, Rascal Flatts, Jodee Messina, Billy Gilman, lil Kim, Victoria Beckham, 80's music, Cinderella, Tesla, Twizted sister, whitesnake, JOURNEY, Steve Perry, ICP, Kelly Clarkson, Jackson5, Mariah Carey, Pillar, Lita Ford, Leann Rimes,BEN FOLDS (Thanks Cali), Todd Agnew, THE RIDE HOME, FATTY HAZE, Punk music, Goth, Rave,techno, BLUEGRASS, The Starting line, My chemical Romance, Ac/dc, Good Charlotte, Cold Play, Dashboard Confessionals, Yellowcard, Death Cab, MegaDeath, Rob Zombie, Whitesnake, Posion, ALICE COOPER, Charlie Daniels Band, Daniel and Jonna's band (name tba), Michael Gungor, Kirk Franklin, Britney Spears, Christina Aguilera, Cheetah Girls, Josh Gracin, Tiffany, Kelly Osbourne, Haylie Duff, Leann Womack, Dolly Parton, Allison Krauss, and the Union station, Prime Suspect, Elysium, Jim Parrinello (my adopted Dad), Toby Keith, Keith Anderson, Loretta Lynn, Switch foot, Mandy Moore, Rachael Lampa, Meredith Edwards, Sister Hazel, hoobastank,Katy Rose,Hanson,brooks and dunn, Cowboy Troy,Howie Day, Max a million C, Red hot Chili peppers, Looking glass, Reba,Gavin Degraw, Hope Partlow, Kaci Brown, John Mayer, (Plenty more)
Go

She has music on her site, too:

http://www.myspace.com/bnicole

xhuxk, Sunday, 19 March 2006 02:56 (eighteen years ago) link

(Excuse the left-field-y-ness, but does anyone have the deep love of the tusedays' one CD that I have? And where does this teen pop with Beatles gloss fit into the discource?)

(And I suck because I forgot to say thanks, but thank Chuck--before I'd just sorta liked The Gathering from afar but now am turning downright fannish.)

Grey, Ian (IanBrooklyn), Sunday, 19 March 2006 07:45 (eighteen years ago) link

"Daughter to Father" on teh Lohan album sounds like it's halfway between vanessa carleton and new metal.

Sterling Clover (s_clover), Sunday, 19 March 2006 15:11 (eighteen years ago) link

"Rumors" off the first Lohan album on the other hand is extremely first Pink album.

Sterling Clover (s_clover), Sunday, 19 March 2006 15:18 (eighteen years ago) link

... But not as good, I don't think. I can never remember anything about "Rumours" except for the somewhat insipid chorus (apologies for describing a pop song as "insipid" - arch-cliche yes), "i'm tired of rumours starting/I'm tired of being followed/something something something/hataz saying what they wanna" - is that even the lyric? Usually I'm pretty good at picking up lyrics but it was so boring!

I remembered liking the second, emo-ier song from the first Lohan album more but now I can't remember anything about it at all. I think it had a cute guy in the video clip, hence my approval. Maybe he looked like Ian Somerholder? He was having a fight with his dad or something?

Tim Finney (Tim Finney), Monday, 20 March 2006 02:11 (eighteen years ago) link

The song is called "Over." The chorus gets so wonderful as it's winding down. I had difficulty understanding the storyline of the music video as well though. I guess the next door neighbor love interest for Lohan was being abused by his father, in effect adding an extra layer of narrative to the song which by itself is just a straght forward break up angst number.

My favorite Lohan track right now is "Black Hole" from A Little More Personal. Really nice rolling piano line. The verse melody is strong in a Max Martin going for Abba grandness. Unfortunately, the chorus then shifts to a kind of lite nu-metal sludgey whine but the verse parts are worth putting up with this.

theodore (herbert hebert), Monday, 20 March 2006 08:39 (eighteen years ago) link

So, final appraisal on Joanna Martino CD (available on cdbaby): Definitely worth seeking out and keeping; just play the first eight tracks and skip the last two. The first three, especially, are really good; "Right Where You Want Me," the most blatant Avril/Kelly-style teen-popper on the album, really grew on me. Five out of ten tracks (Energy, God is Never Gone, Fall, You Love Me, This is My World once it picks up halfway in) have an audible goth element. And more words can be read as secular teen-making-sense-of-life predicaments ("This is my world, it's all I've ever known/This is my world, it's mine alone/To figure out where I fit") than I at first thought. Though, for those who care about such things, Joanna only gets one partial writing credit, and it's for "Lay it Down," one of the lesser songs.

xhuxk, Monday, 20 March 2006 14:23 (eighteen years ago) link

New Fall Out Boy single *completely* steals the opening riff of "Sk8r Boi." I think the video is supposed to be the nu-Thriller, except it's kinda dorky, but good for them keeping up the dorkiness. You can tell those guys are living their dream and will milk this ride for all it's worth.

Je4nne ƒur¥ (Je4nne Fury), Tuesday, 21 March 2006 16:18 (eighteen years ago) link

Also, the Teddy Geiger song will be a definite contender for Prom Song 06 *and* the Lose Your Virginity Tune of 06.

Je4nne ƒur¥ (Je4nne Fury), Tuesday, 21 March 2006 16:21 (eighteen years ago) link

Are we OK with talking about emo-pop as teenpop now? Because seeing the Dresden Dolls convinced me that they're teenpop, at least in the context of the weird cultural moment we're in right now. I'm sure they have crossover fans with MCR et al, but they're also much more explicitly goth and even metal than I think those bands are. Pretty interesting how they're triangulating, consciously or not, and I think spiritually related in a lot of ways to Lohan.

Eppy (Eppy), Tuesday, 21 March 2006 17:03 (eighteen years ago) link

goth i see but not metal.

also the first lohan album is awful. the "drama queen" single from that movie is a good song trapped in lohan's voice.

the success of anything off the second album is totally contingent on how well the producers can hide her voice or scare up something decent for her to cover, especially drowned by backup singers.

still, "who loves you" is fantastic punked up moroder until it turns terribly cloying at the end.

i don't even see the dolls as emo particularly.

they're terribly teen however, or actually more for 20 somethings who are still living out their teens, in terms of the fanbase -- but also they're a good band, so don't take that as an insult.

and yeah, i did see them do a very good cover of war pigs i guess. which is old metal but not new metal at all (and by that token more nu goth)

Sterling Clover (s_clover), Tuesday, 21 March 2006 17:40 (eighteen years ago) link

Ha. I just got the first Lohan album from the library. Not awful by a long shot, probably has more good songs than the second (reason: John Shanks; he owned teenpop in 2004 as much as Lil Jon owned hip-hop). "Rumors" is maybe the eighth best on it (and one of only two that are entirely Shanksless); it's actually a good track, not like Pink but like Michael Jackson in his new-jack-goth mode, ominous "orchestral" chords clipped short in the way that Michael and Teddy would clip them. And obviously I'm a fan of the Lohan personality as it sprays forth through her voice and I don't get where the voice is hidden at all on the second album. It's all over the thing. But on "Rumors" I would say that her voice doesn't spray forth and is probably the wrong voice for that kind of song anyway; she can't insert little knife points of emotion in the way that Michael could, and for some reason she doesn't throw herself into the chorus. The song is forgettable. (Lyrics aren't so bad, but they're not special either: "I'm tired of rumors starting/I'm sick of being followed/I'm tired of people lying/Saying what they want about me." This is another thing Michael did way better, the leave-me-alone song.)

(Notice that none of us has the same take on Lohan. This in itself makes her valuable.)

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Tuesday, 21 March 2006 20:25 (eighteen years ago) link

Best track on the first Lohan isn't "First," though it's a good one, but "Nobody 'Til You." I don't have anything to say about it this second 'cept that it's another Shanks & DioGuardi.

"Symptoms of You" - The music is so-what (Shanks & DioGuardi producers but not writers), but the lyrics qualify it for the multi-volumed Rough Guide to Codependent Relationships: "Baby all I do is suffer from symptoms of you." This is supposed to show how much she's in love, the old love-is-a-fever-or-flu routine, but the song unintentionally makes the condition seem really pathological.

[We could make The Rough Guide to Codependent Relationships an ongoing series, one or two a year, like the Now compilations.]

"First": Not her very best, but a good test case. If you're drawn in by this blaring self-centeredness, as I am, then you'll like Lohan. If you can't stomach it, then you should stay away. (From her music, that is. As an actress she's far more versatile.)

By the way, the music at the end of each verse, the part that leads into the chorus, seems a pure example of why Shanks & DioGuardi are great (and Kara DioGuardi gives herself the answering vocal part, making her voice affectless so as to highlight Lohan, but sounding beautiful nonetheless, filling in the sound). I don't have the music theory to explain what makes it typical Shanks & DioGuardi, but something about it deepens the song, gives it what I've been calling "the ache of beauty," the unexplainable feeling that love and pain are genuinely at issue here, even if the words are claiming self-confidence: "'Cause you're mine/And tonight/You don't revolve around her/You're mine and this time/I'm gonna scream a little louder."

And the Shanks guitar riff that starts this track is as exuberant as Lohan is. It's one of Miccio's favorites.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Tuesday, 21 March 2006 21:08 (eighteen years ago) link

The drummer seemed very metal, I dunno.

Eppy (Eppy), Tuesday, 21 March 2006 21:10 (eighteen years ago) link

http://cdbaby.com/cd/dajmusic

So, Daj. *I Know You Want Me*, 2006, Purple Buddha Records, Albanian-American, from Florida. One of the first things you'll notice when you look at her cdbaby link above is "imagine the Veronicas on acid." Unfortunately, I have still barely heard the Veronicas at all (hope to soon), so I have no idea if that's true or not. What I do know: (1) The first song on the album is somewhere in the '80s Prince/Teena Marie/Sheila E neighborhood, and where her voice gets loud is also when the powerchords get loud, and it *isn't* Teena, I know, but it still makes me *think* of Teena, which counts for something since almost nobody ever does anymore. (2) The second song, a totally kicking cover of "I've Done Everything for You" with totally chirpy high-pitched backup vocals, supposedly written by Sammy Hagar but I know it as a Rick Springfield hit, is even better. (3) The third song might be even better: "Pretty in Punk," over-the-top silly-at-least-partly-by-accident-I-think new wave bubble-punk pop about a dad being concerned because his daughter is dating guys with piercings and she's wearing fishnets and getting kicked out of Catholic school for flashing the priest and listening to the Sex Pistols on her iPod because her favorite word is anarchy. (4) Fourth song "When You Put Your #@!! on My !#@" to quite sexy effect leaves the blanks for naughty bits blank a la George Jones's "Her Name Is..." or the Beastie Boys's "Cookie Puss" or Boney M's "Bang Bang Lulu" or something though I forget why those last two belong on the list. (5) Fifth song "Just Rock N Roll" to me is BLATANTLY Billy Joel's "Still Rock and Roll to Me" as redone by a more hard-rocking C&C Music Factory, with Daj stretching out words with extra vowels James Brown style near the end. (6) Sixth song "Forbidden Fruit" starts with a hushed fluffy spoken-word part that reminds me of Seduction or Bardeux or one of those groups, and from there on lets the music drop out into open space in a sort of dub or psychedelic pop way. (8) Ninth song "Photogenic Memory" is also apparently a cover (originally written by Jerry Knight and Davitt Sigerson!) though I don't think I ever heard the original before but this version is super catchy with freakazoid '80s robot-funk backup vocals. (Just checked AMG; turns out it was the first song on the Philip Bailey album with "Easy Lover"!) Anyway, minus the acid, is this what Veronicas sound like?

xhuxk, Wednesday, 22 March 2006 18:41 (eighteen years ago) link

Yeah, "I've Done Everything" was written by Sammy Hagar, probably a co-write by his producer at Capitol, Carter, too. It showed up on his first parcel of solo albums. Now it's on the omnibus import "Best Of" addressing the Capitol records. He had it on a live record, too. Capitol tried hard to make a hit out of it for him but it never took. But they were committed and gave it to Rick Springfield who did make a hit out of it.

I like Rick's better but it's not very different from Hagar's, which was also very good. "Rock 'n' Roll Weekend," "Plane Jane," Sam did a lot of hard teen pop on his Capitol LPs.

George 'the Animal' Steele, Wednesday, 22 March 2006 18:51 (eighteen years ago) link

I've been listening to the Flyleaf album this morning. There IS some Bjork in Lacey's voice (in her sort of hiccups, which she seems to do a lot), I think; maybe some Tori Amos too, though I rarely remember what Tori sounds like when I'm not hearing her and I could be wrong about that. (Fiona Apple? I have no fucking idea.) And her growls sound a lot like Kittie. The "nu"-metal band that keeps springing to mind, though I'm not sure I can explain why though it's kind of obvious, is P.O.D., who are Christians, and who have enough of a sense of rhythm that I put their "Youth of the Nation" on my top 10 singles list a few years ago. (Sasha Frere-Jones has compared their drumming to Killing Joke's, I believe.) That "Cassie" song is intense; I like the rest, just not sure how much yet..(actually, not sure how much I like the intense one, either.)

xhuxk, Thursday, 23 March 2006 16:41 (eighteen years ago) link

Interesting how in "Cassie" (did I hear this right?) Lacey winds up saying CASSIE pulled the trigger (by telling the Columbine shooters she believed in God I guess). And then, later in the song, I think LACEY pulls the trigger. Only listened once so far, though; maybe I misheard.

xhuxk, Thursday, 23 March 2006 16:45 (eighteen years ago) link

from country thread:

lindsey & kathy, 4-song teen-pop country bubblegum rock EP by two teen florida sisters said on their cdbaby page to also be former child actors on a PBS kids' show called "the huggabug club" not to mention daughters of a pro baseball player i never heard of: first song is yet another "walmart parking lot" song, different than chris cagle's and probably closer spiritually to shannon brown's "cornfed"; in this one, you get things-frank-would-(probably accurately)-call-lies like "no one's complaining about nothing changing here" and stuff about how the local paper only has a page or two which is enough for the news in such a small town and there's only one button on the radio dial which of course plays country so it's "kinda like livin' in the past," okay, the usual myth, but who the hell said songs were supposed to be honest anyway? sound is like a fast early tom petty tune or something, though maybe somebody can figure out a more accurate '80s pop-rock referent for the guitar parts. second song is about a breakup the singer wishes didn't happen, very nice, and helped out what i believe to be a bassline from the doobie brothers' "listen to the music." third song is more bluegrass/folk trad, and the place the sisters' sibling harmonies most shine. and the last song is maybe the most interesting -- not country at all, way more like lisa lisa losing herself in emotion or deniece williams hearing it for the boy in the mid '80s. updated '60s girl group, in other words; in fact, the updating might be accidental. and it works; people who've listened to that *one kiss leads to another* box more than me should figure out what REAL girl group singer it sounds like.

xhuxk, Thursday, 23 March 2006 19:35 (eighteen years ago) link

oops, lindsey & KRISTY, not Kathy:

http://cdbaby.com/cd/lindseykristy

And it's a picture disc!

xhuxk, Thursday, 23 March 2006 19:37 (eighteen years ago) link

Yeah, Lacey's suggesting (or more than suggesting) that in saying "Yes" Cassie in effect pulled the trigger on herself. But when she sings "I will pull the trigger," at the end, she could simply be mouthing the words of Cassie's murderer (don't know if it was Klebold or Harris). Or she could be speaking for Cassie herself. But no matter what she's doing, she's putting the emphasis more on the fact that Cassie chose death rather than that Cassie chose God in the face of death. I don't know if Lacey realizes that that's how the song comes across. Her way is certainly dramatic.

My favorites right now are "Perfect," "Breathe Today," and "I'm So Sick." The latter two have been the two singles so far.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Thursday, 23 March 2006 20:37 (eighteen years ago) link

it still makes me *think* of Teena, which counts for something since almost nobody ever does anymore

Did you know that John Shanks played in Teena Marie's band when he was still in high school!

Your description of Daj makes her sound better than the Veronicas. I love "4ever" and "Leave Me Alone" [which is the Veronicas imitating the song they wrote for t.A.T.u.]), and the majority of the Veronicas' other stuff sounds good but leaves me feeling a bit hammered by high-pitched so-what normality, the joy of breaking up and telling guys to fuck off, I guess, but coming across not all that joyous, you know?

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Thursday, 23 March 2006 20:46 (eighteen years ago) link

OK, just heard the CDBaby excerpt from the first Daz track (title song, I think) "I Know You Want Me." Sounds like... um, '80s pop rock, the pop, yes, OK leaning towards pop r&b, maybe like Teena, and has the Veronicas' high pitch but actually reminds me more of the Cover Girls - except not as good as the Cover Girls, or Teena, or the Veronicas, I'm afraid; her voice isn't nearly as flexible and skyflying as the Veronicas. The tune is merely OK, that's the problem. But not bad, and maybe greatness will appear on later tracks. (But I have to sign off now.)

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Thursday, 23 March 2006 21:13 (eighteen years ago) link

Yeah Frank, even despite the Teena comparison above (which, again, I mainly meant as a comparison to the type of genre synthesis Teena created, not so much to her voice or songs), the Daj album didn't really kick in for me til track 2. The first song is actually one of the *lesser* songs on her album. So you (and others) should definitely not stop there.

xhuxk, Friday, 24 March 2006 00:23 (eighteen years ago) link

(on the other hand, toward the end of that first track, when the guitars kick in, i DO hear daj's voice reaching toward someplace teena used to go, whether daj ever heard teena or not. of *course* she doesn't get there; neither does anybody else! but she's trying. and it's not entirely accurate, i don't think, to say the song isn't as good as teena or the cover girls, since it's definitely better than plenty of teena's *slow* songs, and it's definitely better than plenty of songs the cover girls did *after* their first album. i do remember they had one single i really loved after [i think] angel left, though i forget its name; most other stuff after their debut was even more forgettable, right? but even on their first LP, i don't think they did any dance music as rock/guitar oriented as that daj track, which is why it reminded me more of teena instead probably. oddly, that fourth track on that lindsey & kristy EP-the one i compared to lisa lisa-more than anything on that daj album, DID make me think "cover girls" for a couple seconds. though joe mccombs on the country thread says it reminds him less of lisa lisa than of amazulu, who i've never heard. i'm sure the singing there resembles SOME '80s girl act updating the '60s girl group sound, which both lisa lisa and the cover girls [and deniece williams] did, but maybe i'm missing the boat on which one. as i told joe though, i thought "'60s girl group" BEFORE i thought "80s update.")

xhuxk, Friday, 24 March 2006 11:50 (eighteen years ago) link

> they had one single i really loved after [i think] angel left<

'twas "funk boutique," 1991. AMG sez angel [sabater] was there for the second album in '89 but not for the third one in '92, and my CD single is storage; not positive whether angel's still on there on not.

i guess part of what gets me excited about these two cdbaby CDs is that i can't think of many acts, teen-pop or r&b otherwise, who picked up where either teena *or* lisa lisa *or* the cover girls left off. am i forgetting somebody? probably i am. but to what extent is '60s girl-group sound an element in late '90s/early '00s teen-pop at all? not nearly as much as it was in '80s pop r&b and latin freestyle, i'm sure. i didn't even hear it in the spice girls much (though of course i've yet to define what i mean by "'60s girl group sound," and i'm not sure i can. unschooled voices might be part of it, though. which obviously means lisa lisa more than it does teena. though maybe i should throw stacy lattisaw in there. {or shanice maybe?} i do know that i seem to be having a much harder time getting excited about kelly/lindsay/avril/etc than lots of people on this thread, and i'm not sure i know why. i like all of them fine, and hilary and robyn too, but they're missing SOMETHING. a sense of adventure or weirdness or surprise, maybe? though quite likely that stuff is there, and i'm just not hearing it.) (i also wish "konichiwa bitches" WAS as surprising or funky as "attack of the name game.")

(disclaimner: i'll decide a lot of that rant is utter bullshit mere minutes after i press "submit," but i'm gonna go ahead and press.)

xhuxk, Friday, 24 March 2006 13:59 (eighteen years ago) link

(or maybe i just wish contemporary teen-pop had more r&b in it, just like i wish contemporary r&b had more teen-pop in it. sigh.) (i'd almost define "konichiwa bitches" as "electroclash." is that mean of me?) (and speaking of contemporary teen r&b, what's better, ne-yo's "so sick" or flyleaf's "i'm so sick"? so far, for me, it't a tossup. though flyleaf are definitely striking me as more tuneful and rocking than bjork, tori, fiona, kittie, or evanescence ever were.)

xhuxk, Friday, 24 March 2006 14:24 (eighteen years ago) link

>maybe i just wish contemporary teen-pop had more r&b in it<

then how come i don't like pink or gwen (or even lindsay) more? so maybe that's not it, either. (i do like all of them fine. but still.)

xhuxk, Friday, 24 March 2006 14:26 (eighteen years ago) link

(and pussycat dolls and probably lots of those brit post-spice-girls mashup groups whose names i can never remember probably have plenty of r&b too. so maybe i just mean not enough of the right KIND of r&b. whatever that is.) (and some bubblesalsa beats would be nice, too.)

xhuxk, Friday, 24 March 2006 14:32 (eighteen years ago) link

>Do Perspehone's Bees count as teenpop? I know I saw their name in Billboard, but can't remember whether it was on one of the European charts or on the dance chart.<

'Twas the Dance Club Play chart, where their single "Nice Day" is now at #3. Not sure who their album (again, coming out this month on an actual major label) would be marketed to -- I guess their audience now would be clubgoers (and specificially gay adults? Or maybe Eurotrash adults? I'm not sure), though they're songful enough that they easily *could* be marketed to teens. They'd fit in on Radio Disney. Anyway, I like this verse from "Home": "She takes her daddy's money/She spends it all on junk/She goes out with different girls."

xhuxk, Saturday, 25 March 2006 15:02 (eighteen years ago) link

(and oh yeah, Frank totally dealt with the r&b/pop black/white genre-mixing question up when he was answering Simon Reynolds's blog post. So maybe I'm as clueless as Simon is!)

xhuxk, Saturday, 25 March 2006 15:05 (eighteen years ago) link

just saw this three-kiddie-plus-mom-and=dad family band in the 42nd street subway; i think i've seen them before a couple times but didn't catch their name. i haven't read their website yet, but they always sound funky, far and away the catchiest and most interesting subway musicians i've ever seen here. i wonder if this is how musical youth started out:

http://thecaglefamily.com/

finally got the veronica's CD yesterday, and "4 ever" is indeed pretty awesome, but what it mainly sounds like to me, except for the chorus parts where the high harmonies kick in, is just a really good donnas song. (it must have been the song i compared to joan jett above, when recalling perfunctorily having listened to parts of an advance of their CD a few months before, when i didn't know who they were.) other tracks? i'm not hearing much yet. not bad, just shoulder-shrugworthy. unlike many of the non-single cuts on the e-40 CD ("muscle cars"! "yay area"! "white gurl"! "they might be taping"!), which i actually think i might like more than its single. (and e-40 belongs on the teen-pop thread, since he mentions lindsay lohan in "white gurl," which isn't about lindsay lohan but about cocaine.)

finally bought the akon CD today at princeton record exchange, after procrastinating for like 2 1/2 years. (he belongs on the teen-pop thread because frank said he does, in the first post.) "locked up" and "ghetto" are even better than i remembered. who i'm realizing he sometimes reminds me of is shinehead. (he also belongs on the world music thread! and if there was an industrial thread, the percussion of "locked up" would belong there!)

"paper plane" by persephone's bees may well take its melody from "green tambourine."

xhuxk, Saturday, 25 March 2006 22:36 (eighteen years ago) link

yikes, did i kill this thread?? i suddently start posting here and everybody else stops!

anyway, more akon thoughts: (1) i think i like the version of "locked up" without styles p better than the version with him since i prefer the jail-guitar-door slamming effects to his rapping; (2) when "lonley" was played on radio disney, did they just bleep the "bullshit," or what?; (3) "ghetto" is the song that reminds me of shinehead -- when akon's not as good, he reminds me more of shaggy, which is still okay; (4) best non-hit maybe: "journey."

so far my favorite non-hit on the veronicas' CD is "revolution." lalena says their version of "mother mother" sounds exactly like tracy bonham's (though didn't tracy just have one mother?). lalena also says the flyleaf singer sounds way more like the cranberries' singer or even sinead than bjork (who she's listened to way more than i have), but that the flyleaf vocals seem more multitracked than any of those. also, as a precedent for high female harmonies in a goth/metal context, she says Drain STH did that all the time in the late '90s.

xhuxk, Sunday, 26 March 2006 16:35 (eighteen years ago) link

(Nope, I was wrong - Tracy had two mothers, too.)

(Drain STH apparently Swedish, all female, Ozzfesters, and often rumored to be a producer concoction not a "real band" during the high Swedish teen-pop era. Which might be relevant.)

xhuxk, Sunday, 26 March 2006 16:44 (eighteen years ago) link

"mother mother" sounds exactly like tracy bonham's

For some reason I think of "Hello Muddah, Hello Fadduh" when I hear their version. One of the pitfalls of having no discernible personality, maybe.

nameom (nameom), Sunday, 26 March 2006 18:54 (eighteen years ago) link

from country thread (another cheap saturday purchase from princeton):

>. kaci brown *instigator* 2005 $1.99 (who is she? she looks young. and i'm assuming she's country because that's where three copies of her CD were filed, and i think i heard of her before, possibly either in billboard or on one of these rolling country threads.)<

well, album definitely seems more like "r&b-leaning teenpop" (pretty ignorable so far, though that may change) than c&w. AMG's explanation:

>Kaci Brown grew up in Sulphur Springs, TX, and was singing at a very early age. Throughout her youth, she performed across her home state, appearing just about anyplace that would have her. To further her career, her family moved to Nashville in 2001 — remarkably, before attaining a record contract, she had a publishing deal and was writing for country artists. Though she intended to be a country artist, she was repeatedly told that she'd fare better with pop. By the end of 2005, she had summer touring dates with the Backstreet Boys, in addition to her Interscope-released debut album, under her belt. All of this happened before she passed her teenage years. A few of the things she adores, as noted on her website, include "love," "purple anything," "boys with guitars," and "boys in general."<

xhuxk, Monday, 27 March 2006 21:35 (eighteen years ago) link

I Went Home & Was Seriously Like, "Mom! We Have To Move To Nashville!!" Needless To Say, I'm Extremely Persuasive! (lol j/k) By Thirteen We Were Living In Nashville, I Had A Publishing Deal, & I Was Working On A Country Album. When We Pitched To The Country Labels, I Thought My Life Was Coming To A Halt. They Told Me I Wasn't Country!! "I Wasn't Country?"

Incubated over at Radio Disney a while ago and kept a strange blog.

nameom (nameom), Tuesday, 28 March 2006 01:58 (eighteen years ago) link

It's official: out - Hilary Duff. In - Hannah Montana. (Miley Cyrus, Billy Ray's daughter)

nameom (nameom), Tuesday, 28 March 2006 02:24 (eighteen years ago) link

To further her career, her family moved to Nashville in 2001 — remarkably, before attaining a record contract, she had a publishing deal and was writing for country artists. Though she intended to be a country artist, she was repeatedly told that she'd fare better with pop. By the end of 2005, she had summer touring dates with the Backstreet Boys, in addition to her Interscope-released debut album, under her belt. All of this happened before she passed her teenage years

Infrastructural inspiration, as -remarkable- as hearing 20,000 people applied for Nashville Star or the thousands that line up for various casting calls reported on by Entertainment Tonight from 7 to 7:30, everyday. Giver a Nobel or a Pulitzer or a Booker or a Mcarthur, but how many people are so blown away by the talent, that as session hacks, they'll work for free for a chance to be on the recording?

Entertainment and talent as spectroscopically combed during observation of populations of ideal gas cloud volumes of molecules. Statistically, there's always one to fit every requirement of wonder in every cloud.

George 'the Animal' Steele, Tuesday, 28 March 2006 06:41 (eighteen years ago) link

I forget - is this the thread where people were discussing Blog 27? They've landed in the German charts this week with their version of 'Uh La La La'... and it's quite peculiarly awful, like all the energy and vitality has been succubussed right out of it.

Yet somehow, nothing like as bad as Karmah's version of 'Just Be Good To Me'. I'm not describing that, though... quiversome. Brrr.

William Bloody Swygart (mrswygart), Tuesday, 28 March 2006 07:01 (eighteen years ago) link

My friend Sarah says "I really hate Evanesncepofshkd or however you spell it. They combined the whole Rage Against the Machine sound with a stupid girl vocal, and it maddens me. I reckon it wouldn't if I wasn't so bloody cynical."

My response: "Combining Rage Against the Machine with stupid girl vocals is way better than combining Rage Against the Machine with Rage Against the Machine vocal. Sexless, juiceless dork, the guy was.

"Are there any sexy male rock singers under the age of forty?

"Flyleaf sound like Rage Against the Machine with Evanescence-type girl vocals except that Lacey the girl is a live wire on the order of Avril Lavigne rather than poor Amy Lee being stretched on the rack. (But I like Evanescence when they've got hooks; Amy's agony can be quite fetching when it's melodic.)

"I just listened to a band called Stutterfly who are like Flyleaf but even more harmonized and poppified, which would be fine with me if the guy singing hadn't removed all the sex and liquid from his vocals, sounding like another sun-deprived indie boy, basically."

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Tuesday, 28 March 2006 17:30 (eighteen years ago) link

The verse vocals on "4ever" definitely like the Donnas. I don't remember the Donnas ever doing harmonies remotely as ecstatic as the "4ever" chorus, however.

So, anyway, back to Flyleaf: you get sexy female vocals, lotso high female harmonies. Now, where else in Officially Gets Played On "Rock" Stations rock do you get those sexy live wire high female harmonies? I've barely listened to the "rock" stations in the last five years, though I'm now wishing I had. You do get boy harmonies, usually sexless and dorky (in my unlearned opinion).

Xhuxk: Maybe what you're trying to say is that you wish some of the Lindsays, Avrils, Ashlees (and Shankses and Martins) hadn't thrown over the DISCO during the transition to "confessional rock" (or whatever you want to call it). And by "DISCO" of course you can really mean "freestyle w/ girlgroup leanings." Although freestyle is pretty much a dead genre, some of its DNA has wormed into Europop. Ive been telling Edward O. that some of the pretty Swedish pop needs the sort of personality-oomph that a Lindsay would give it; but I can turn this around and wish that the Ameriteens would incorporate some Eurofizz.

(By the way, "r&b" is strong on the Radio Disney palette, B5 and Jo Jo not to mention Black-Eyed Peas, Chris Brown, Pussycat Dolls, Usher, Ne-Yo, and Rihanna. Akon's finally fallen out of the Top 30, but I'll bet that "Lonely" will be a Disney perennial, like "Blue Da Bee" and "The Rockefeller Skank" and "Get Ready for This.")

Wouldn't "L.O.V.E." count as r&b, albeit more Gwen than Teena?

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Tuesday, 28 March 2006 17:53 (eighteen years ago) link

>"Are there any sexy male rock singers under the age of forty?<


come back, shifty shellshock, all is forgiven.

Come my lady
Come come my lady
you're my stutterfly
Sugar.baby

Such a sexy,sexy pretty little thing
Fierce nipple pierce you got me sprung with your tongue ring
and I ain't gonna lie cause your loving gets me high
So to keep you by my side there's nothing that I won't try
Stutterflies in her eyes and looks to kill
Time is passing I'm asking could this be real
Cause I can't sleep I can't hold still
The only thing I really know is she got sex appeal

xhuxk, Tuesday, 28 March 2006 17:53 (eighteen years ago) link

Further thoughts on Lindsay:

Lindsay Lohan gives you something that singers with stronger voices often don't. I want to say "personality," even though that's a cliché and even though many of the world's songs are fine or even better with anonymous singers: those thousands upon thousands of freestyle and Europop songs I've loved. But even in those, the virtue may not be the anonymity of the singer so much as that the wrong singer isn't getting in the way of the song. Whereas when the singer is right, the personality can add something. (This is all abstract. Which personality, added to which song?)

One thing I noticed this time around when watching the video for "Confessions of a Broken Heart" is that, halfway through, the camera pulls back and you see that the house is all picture windows, as if it were storefront on all sides, the family dysfunction on display and onlookers crowding outside, to gawk.

Herbie: Fully Loaded: How come I was so moved by this film? The Herbie concept (a car with a personality, can intuit moods and intentions, takes rudimentary action on its own but still needs symbiosis with the right driver) is dutifully brought up every now and then, since it's the official reason for the picture, but basically the movie sidesteps it. The story is about the driver, not the car. Any (nonpsychic) stock car would do. The Herbie concept's only usefulness is that it gives Matt Dillon the opportunity to be hilarious as the conceited, handsome creep of a driver who's continually blowing his gasket whenever the VW bug beats him. Dillon and the bug relate on one level, the rest of the movie is on another. This strategy - one set of characters operating in different zones from other sets - can work in a story. Dickens did it all the time. I would just say that in watching Herbie: Fully Loaded you just bracket the boring "Herbie" ideas and forget them when they're not needed.

Lohan was 17 or 18, playing a woman in her early twenties. She plays her as someone forthright, energetic, but watchful. I could imagine Lindsay doing the Jodie Foster role in Silence of the Lambs, a fundamental directness but with the need to keep a formal reserve in the bureaucratic FBI environment and, when dealing with mindfucking madman Hannibal, a care in weighing just how much of her vulnerability to dole out to him in exchange for the information she needs.

Screenwriters provide words and a lot of social subtext, which is also provided by costumes and sets. The actors provide bodies, postures, movement, tones of voice, expressions that make lines plausible, ways of standing in this particular kitchen or that particular porch or in a particular garage, next to a particular guy. Herbie: Fully Loaded has a between-the-lines subtext about the dad's class anxiety and his wanting his daughter to surpass him and enter a world he would never feel right in. Michael Keaton playing the dad moves as if he's no longer comfortable in himself, whereas Lohan walks in a direct line, except then she'll waver, not quite allowing herself to claim her true calling, which is actually back among the stock cars with her dad.

When Lindsay's "First" plays under the closing credits, the effect is totally jarring, since the posturing, demanding, voluptuous adolescent voice of the song has nothing to do with the clear sleek line of the character I'd been seeing for the last two hours.

("First" sounds better and better every time I hear it.)

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Tuesday, 28 March 2006 18:08 (eighteen years ago) link

(Matt Dillon's the guy who drives Herbie's main rival.)

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Tuesday, 28 March 2006 18:10 (eighteen years ago) link

Got Bon Jovi's Have a Nice Day from the library. Nine of the thirteen tracks are co-produced by John Shanks, Jon Bon Jovi, and Richie Sambora; four of them with Shanks in on the songwriting. One of these, the first track, "Have a Nice Day," starts with a rich bell-like guitar, maybe it's a 12-string like on old Byrds records. Sounds nice, and the song's a good pop song. But as the album continues, all the ringing guitars and soaring voices get really wearing. The non-Shanks productions are boring but come as something of a relief anyway. After several listens I've found only one other good song, "Complicated," Shanks helping to produce and it's a great Shanks & DioGuardiÓtype composition except it's actually by Bon Jovi, Billy Falcon, and Max Martin. And listening to Jon Bon Jovi laying down Jon Bon JoviÓstyle vocals on it, I'm thinking how much better it would be with Lohan singing. It doesn't need a Jersey everykid, it needs hunger and exuberance. Lindsay'd be perfect.

Some of Have a Nice Day's lyrics convey what would be an interesting dissatisfaction if they weren't so evasively abstract, though here's one that's kind of engaging (and intrigued rather than dissatisfied): "She wakes up when I sleep to talk to ghosts like in the movies/If you don't follow what I mean, I sure don't mean to be confusing/They say when she laughs she wants to cry/She'll draw a crowd then try to hide."

For what it's worth, one of the tracks, "Who Says You Can't Go Home," is Top Twenty on the country charts: a Cougar-wannabe number that's neither terrible nor good.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Tuesday, 28 March 2006 18:16 (eighteen years ago) link

Actually, the Bon Jovi single is top 5 country.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Tuesday, 28 March 2006 18:24 (eighteen years ago) link

Ó = –

(I wonder why that happened.)

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Tuesday, 28 March 2006 18:34 (eighteen years ago) link

so, stop the presses, this album from australia is what avril and kelly (and uh, maybe even ashlee and skye and hope) *should* sound like. which is to say, like the first-album divinyls except less arty and more consistently catchy and funny and sexy, often (in "you stink" and the great and hilarious and furious cheated-on-revenge single "holding your gun" for instance) doing a fast mott the hoople (or angel city?) boogie-woogie hard rock under thick guitar buzz. the *gun* EP threw me at first because it opens with leanne kingwell (that's her name, remember it) doing two power ballads (one of them apparently a cover, since it's credited to john watts and the lyrics aren't in the lyric booklet of the album) with prim and proper aussie pronunciation like for instance pronouncing "france" "frontz", but in the course of the album (now called *show ya what,* which seems to be mostly a reissue of the 2005 album that's up on cdbaby, with "holding your gun" replacing "back to me" and the track order shuffled) the ballads make way more sense, partially by being less plentiful...and okay, i also just noticed that the track "be with you" is credited to brewster/brewster/neeson, which means i was RIGHT about the angel city comparison. "blind" is credited to one james stewart; the rest are kingwell herself. "drop your pants" starts out like "hey little girl" by the syndicate of sound (which the divinyls covered), then gets tougher and thicker, like the sonics, but the effect isn't '60s garage rock nostalgia at all, probably because leann's vocals (basically, she sings a lot like christina amphlett at her most rocking) are the most powerful element in the mix. and also maybe as a tribute to christina, in "my hero" she touches herself. with her vibrator. which is better than you. predicton (probably premature, but who cares, what else is new with me): *show ya what* could wind up being one of the best albums of 2006; "holding your gun" might be one of the best singles.

http://cdbaby.com/cd/kingwell

xhuxk, Tuesday, 28 March 2006 19:03 (eighteen years ago) link

"holding your gun" (now on the album) was first on this EP:

http://cdbaby.com/cd/kingwell2

xhuxk, Tuesday, 28 March 2006 19:06 (eighteen years ago) link

okay, didn't notice these; she's even cooler than i thought:

>"I saw The Angels gig at the Palace in 2000 and it absolutely knocked me out. I was one of a dozen girls in a room of about 1500 guys who just went off and knew the words to every song. That gig got me thinking about how to create some kick arse rock n' roll that girls would dig as much as guys."<

>A four track EP featuring a cover of Fischer Z's 1980 smash "So Long" plus 2 originals.<

and yeah (as reviews on those pages say) i definitely hear the easybeats and suzi quatro in there, too.

xhuxk, Tuesday, 28 March 2006 19:19 (eighteen years ago) link

Lindsay Lohan gives you something that singers with stronger voices often don't.

(paraphrased from a long rant:) I think the "personality" is related more to the teen pop star system, connected to film/TV cross-platforming. There's nothing actually "new" about it except for the genre of music it's being applied to. Stephen Thomas Erlewine discussed this in his AMG review of I Am Me (but as a weakness of the album). Confessional rock creates a kind of personal narrative that a lot of other pop formats don't, and in this sense the star -- Lindsay, Ashlee, occasionally Hilary maybe -- lets audiences into a seemingly personal story in a way an anonymous (Veronicas) or unknown (maybe Avril or Michelle Branch when they first became popular?) can't necessarily. Maybe whatever qualities make Lindsay compelling as a movie star also make her compelling as a singer, even if its not the singing that stands out.

I guess my problem with Erlewine's criticism is that it relates to celebrity gossip culture, which I Am Me is certainly in conversation with, but not dependent on for resonance. It's Ashlee that sells the songs, not just the idea or celebrity of Ashlee (one reason why Lindsay's confessional album doesn't hit as hard...despite a few good songs, I just don't get the feeling that she's in control of the material she's singing, particularly the covers, maybe because so much of the material itself is weak).

nameom (nameom), Tuesday, 28 March 2006 20:04 (eighteen years ago) link

I think you can know fuck-all about Lindsay Lohan and Ashlee Simpson and still hear a strong personality in their singing. In fact, their singing was pretty much the first exposure I had to them, same as my first exposure to Mick Jagger, David Johansen, Mary Weiss, Grace Slick, et al. Which of course isn't to say that I heard them in a cultural vacuum, or that someone from Mars would have gotten what I got out of them. But my cultural references weren't "This is what I know about Lindsay Lohan and Ashlee Simpson in particular" - though obviously I knew they were young women, but I didn't know much more, other than that Ashlee was Jessica's kid sister - but more like "This is what their words and singing feel like given my experience as a human being." Meaning my experience having heard scads of people talk and sing in my life. E.g., comparing Lindsay to a kid in the wading pool obviously draws on my experience of having seen kids in wading pools, and of the use of the kid-in-wading-pool metaphors in literature and criticism, etc.

Anyway, Lindsay's musical personality in "First" was strong enough to jar me in its difference from the character she played in Herbie: Fully Loaded. Not that personality is everything. I don't think Kelly Clarkson's musical personality is anywhere near as strong as Lindsay's, but I think she made an (even) better album. (Didn't think so at first, by the way.)

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Thursday, 30 March 2006 01:49 (eighteen years ago) link

So far I'm liking but not loving Leanne Kingwell. For some reason the name that pops into my head when listening to her isn't any of the teenpoppers or the Divinyls or Suzi Quatro etc. (though I'm not saying the latter too aren't relevant) but Shooter Jennings; the same almost-nothing of a vocal-cord digging into itself and managing to scoop out a voice for itself.

Not that a cross between Shooter and Lindsay wouldn't be worth something...

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Thursday, 30 March 2006 02:12 (eighteen years ago) link

M.I.A. has posted as one of the friends on Skye Sweetnam's myspace page.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Thursday, 30 March 2006 02:41 (eighteen years ago) link

From Brie Larson's myspace blog:

"1.) superstition is not a religion.

"2.) one time I saw a guy getting a BJ in the car next to me on the freeway. and I was with my parents.

"3.) my electric blanket is on.

"4.) In This Hole by Cat Power makes me cry everytime.

"5.) I took 7 tylenols once. it was a really bad headache.

"6.) a boy needs to come home"

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Thursday, 30 March 2006 02:45 (eighteen years ago) link

Of course, if you know something about the ongoing Lindsay or Ashlee narratives, that can help, though it depends what you "know." You have to pick and choose from all the noise surrounding them.

Btw, I wish that someone here with better fashion sense than I (and that would be almost anyone who posts here) would say something about Ashlee's various magazine-cover appearances over the last few months: Cosmopolitan, Seventeen, Elle, and Jane. She's endeavored not to look remotely similar on any of them.

Also would like to know what you make of the various photos in the I Am Me CD booklet.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Thursday, 30 March 2006 02:52 (eighteen years ago) link

Brie reads Henry Miller and Bukowski (in one week!). Miller quoted at length in a recent post. She listens to: Daft Punk, the Cramps, the Walkmen, Cat Power, David Bowie, Big Star, Pulp, Elvis Costello...and she had the new YYY's album two weeks before it came out (and made sure to flaunt the actual release date). Just noticed M.I.A. the other day. Skye is also a big DFA79 fan.

nameom (nameom), Thursday, 30 March 2006 02:57 (eighteen years ago) link

I always read the photo shoot as a simple undermining of "I Am Me" as a unified statement.

Ashlee seems to have a pretty sharp sense of humor about her music (the "LIKE YOU" bit in "I Am Me" is gold!), I imagine she gets a kick out of those ultra-posed pics. Skye is maybe more transparent about which songs she's "in" on.

Can't comment on fashion, as I have none.

nameom (nameom), Thursday, 30 March 2006 03:12 (eighteen years ago) link

Yeah, although I wouldn't necessarily say "undermining" - or perhaps the issue is that we assume "I Am Me" should be a straightforwardly unified statement.

Whereas I think it's a bit of a truism about adolescence that we don't necessarily feel like there is some stable concept of ourselves that we can point to and say "that is what I am". "I am me" in this sense doesn't necessarily mean "I am this singular thing". Rather, it can mean "I am not prepared to a conform to a singular thing outside of myself; I refuse to play by other people's rules". The "me" in "I Am Me" stands in for the inadequacy of any other word to "cover the field" in describing what "i am..."

The incongruent (as in, compared to one another) setpiece shots in the CD booklet might in this sense be a tongue-in-cheek elucidation of the album title rather than an attempt to undermine it; their incommensurability bearing witness to Ashlee's sense of internal fracturedness.

Tim Finney (Tim Finney), Thursday, 30 March 2006 04:20 (eighteen years ago) link

tongue-in-cheek elucidation of the album title rather

That seems more reasonable. I wonder how the cover (and maybe album) might be received simply as I Am... "I am me" is definitely a statement worthy of further analysis...the "to be or not to be" of teen pop?

nameom (nameom), Thursday, 30 March 2006 04:53 (eighteen years ago) link

Well, Frank I am reserving my own liking-not-loving for Marrit Larsen, the Veronicas, and Flyleaf this week. (It occurs to me, though not necessarily about these records, that the problem with teen-pop these days is that, unlike say "Barbie Girl" by Aqua, it is usually just not BUBBLEGUM enough. The singer-songwriter thing too much enables teens or at least heroines-of-teens to act like little grownups or something. Though then again, I thought the same thing about the Backstreet Boys and *NSync when they first came out, in comparison to say "Mmmmbop," and wrote words to that effect in *Request* way back then. Somehow I think today's teenpoppers -- not Skye or Hope, maybe, but most of them -- are afraid to be *too* catchy. Which makes them often sound timid to me, and a little amorphous, no matter what their vocal prowess might be, if it indeed implies in their particular case. Plus also I am remembering lately that I also like Joan Jett more than Courtney Love, oh well.) Anyway, Marit Larsen. Frank burned me the CD, and it's real good, though not nearly as much fun as all the poptimist world-cup-of-pop hits that take up the second half of the CD-R. (Which hits I'll get to later if not sooner, I'm sure.) As Frank says, Marit's album is very consistent, give or take the truly unbearable male-wuss vocal dueting with Marit in "To The End." What Frank doesn't say, possibly because he's never heard Nellie McKay, is that frequently what the CD sounds like is "Nellie McKay but less annoying." And I don't hate Nellie, and Marit isn't quite as precious as her, but she's still pretty precious. Her voice is basically a little girl voice not a woman voice, which puts her in the neighborhood of much '90s female-sung indie rock, but also, yeah, in the neighborhood of some country; I guess (predictably enough with me) it's the '90s indie thing that leaves me a little uneasy -- I hear it in Annie and Robyn too, and it makes me skeptical. Yet much of Marit's record sounds likeably spare and sweet, something like Skeeter Davis doing "The End of the World" (a seminal Frank fanhood song), and the carnivalesque cabaret swirl of a lot of it (connections to the parts of Jessi Colter's new album that remind me of Dusty Springfield's "Windmills of Your Mind" maybe?) isn't bad. The Middle Eastern pyschedelic lilt or whatever that "This Time Tomorrow" goes into is really cool, and I also definitely approve of "In Came The Light," "Only a Fool" (yeah, maybe the best song, as Frank says), and "The Sinking Game." Seems much of the album is Marit mulling over her current boyfriend's ex-girlfriend who he's made the decision not to talk to, fine. But even then, I can't say she's really grabbing me on an emotional level. I'd call the album *crafty.* In a good way. But also, and especially compared to say Leanne Kingwell, a bit humorless. Which is another problem with much current teen-pop (Veronicas and Flyleaf included, probably -- well, more Flyleaf than the Veronicas, maybe, I'm not sure. And I'm not saying that all music has to be funny. But it sure can help. And as for Leanne Kingwell, it also helps that she rocks hard enough to stomp the Veronicas and Flyleaf and Kelly et. al. to smithereens.)

xhuxk, Thursday, 30 March 2006 13:09 (eighteen years ago) link

And so, to at least partially contradict a lot of what i just wrote, here's how i'd rank the recent teenpop/worldpop hits that frank burned for me (at least today; these rankings could easily change tomorrow):

1. lily allan (u.k. i guess?) "LDN"
2. wir sind helden (germany) "von hier an blind"
3. aly & aj (u.s.a. i guess?) "rush" (this reminds of joshua clover i think it was calling beth orton's song with the chemical brothers i think it was a cross between fairport convention and silver convention, except this blows anything by beth orton out of the water)
4. mahsar (iran) "vase chi"
5. tinchy stryder f. wiley (u.k.?) "uptown girl"
6. cansei de ser sexy (brazil) "let's make love and listen death from above" (a reference to how skye likes death from above 1979 these days?)
7. light beat (tunisia) "nhary liel"
8. amy diamond (sweden) "what's in it for me"
9. saian supa crew (france) "la patte"
10. dx7 (spain) "el plan semanal"

(and even that #10 one is pretty good, i admit)

xhuxk, Thursday, 30 March 2006 14:20 (eighteen years ago) link

More Veronicas thoughts: (1) At their most Abba (a/k/a "Shut Up," which I have decided I like) they are definitely more Agnetha than Frida. (2) The fast parts of the song about the boy who tries to hold their hand after they thought he was gay are more fun than the slow parts, but the whole song is actually kinda fun, especially when they take their clothes off in front of him. (3) "Revolution" is more fun than that, and I have no idea what the words are about. (4) "When It All Falls Apart" is good, since you can't go wrong with "I'm having a day from hell" as your first line and "I should have kicked your ass instead" a few lines later, and lines about drinking too much and forgetting where you parked your car are real life, man. (5) Frank is right about the album turning into generic mush toward the end, but "Heavily Broken" always jumps out of the proceedings at me to an extent regardless. (6) If I cared as much as Frank about high swooping harmonies, I might love their Donnas imitation as much as he does. (7) "Could Get Used to This" could be a breakfast breakup song (and hence good by definition) but unfortunately nobody breaks up in it. B+

xhuxk, Thursday, 30 March 2006 14:48 (eighteen years ago) link

Oops I mean "Mouth Shut," not "Shut Up." And it's "*I* Could Get Used to This." Also the one on the right wears pretty cool plaid purple pants.

xhuxk, Thursday, 30 March 2006 14:51 (eighteen years ago) link

Another driveby kvetch I wanna make is that these teen-poppers sure do make a point (in general) of avoiding concrete nouns and place names, don't they? What the hell's with that? (If you're not sure what I mean, play pretty much any of them back to back, with, I dunno, the Carrie Underwood album or something, and my point should be abundantly clear.) (I mean, I'm not saying that country is always better than teenpop these days, I wouldn't go that far. But it does have something teenpop lacks.) (And I swear country's often more bubblegum now than teenpop is, too.)

xhuxk, Thursday, 30 March 2006 15:05 (eighteen years ago) link

(that does not apply to the lily allan song, though, I suppose, not to mention whatever other exceptions I or you think of later on today.)

xhuxk, Thursday, 30 March 2006 15:10 (eighteen years ago) link

>Xhuxk: Maybe what you're trying to say is that you wish some of the Lindsays, Avrils, Ashlees (and Shankses and Martins) hadn't thrown over the DISCO during the transition to "confessional rock"<

Yeah, this is part of it. Though what was that Hilary Duff song I mentioned way upthread? "Wake Up"? Is that more disco in my memory (or my memory of its video, anyway) than in its actual sound? I forget.

>wouldn't "L.O.V.E." count as r&b, albeit more Gwen than Teena?<

Yeah, I'll buy that. And also more Led Zeppelin than Teena, right?

xhuxk, Thursday, 30 March 2006 15:24 (eighteen years ago) link

and okay, here's a former nelly furtado backup singer who gets compared to an "edgier" ashlee and to skye and evanescence (among others) on her cdbaby page. not sure i'm buying any of that, but maybe somebody else will -- listening to the cd now, which seems okay but not nearly great:

http://cdbaby.com/cd/mckee

xhuxk, Thursday, 30 March 2006 15:43 (eighteen years ago) link

these Pennsylvanians ("crosses No Doubt with Evanescence and little Disturbed...sometimes referred to as Dance Rock") sound more promising to me, though the girl singing has a pretty rough voice (which could wind up waking in their favor more than against them):

http://cdbaby.com/cd/hollistunes

xhuxk, Thursday, 30 March 2006 16:15 (eighteen years ago) link

(Anyway, I'm still undecided about how much I like them. Their lyrics quote "Shake Your Booty" and "Into the Groove," I'm just not sure yet how clumsily. So far I prefer the synth parts to the funk basslines. And so far my favorite tracks are probably "Waiting" and "Better Day," two of their poppiest and least disco-metal and least rough-voiced.)

xhuxk, Thursday, 30 March 2006 16:27 (eighteen years ago) link

Somehow I think today's teenpoppers -- not Skye or Hope, maybe, but most of them -- are afraid to be *too* catchy. Which makes them often sound timid to me, and a little amorphous, no matter what their vocal prowess might be, if it indeed implies in their particular case.

Well, if the story's true, Kelly C. told Max Martin to redo "Since U Been Gone" with more drums and more guitars, which in the abstract could easily equate to "afraid to be too catchy," even if it actually amounted to an insanely catchy song, and that could very well have been why Kelly did it. But it's more likely that catchy didn't enter into it. I see what chuck's saying, but my suspicion is that the textures they're going with are just more appealing to their ears--they're not as dense, not as showy. Certainly in the case of Robyn the road to indie leads not away from pop but through Neptunes-y / Prince-y (hip-hop-y?) minimalism. But someone should probably interview Ashlee or someone and ask, if they haven't already (I don't keep up enough).

Eppy (Eppy), Thursday, 30 March 2006 16:39 (eighteen years ago) link

Hannah Montana is shaping up to be an interesting phenomenon. This may be a Monkees set-up, with a new song every week. The show's premise: regular student doubles as a teen pop star by night, keeps it from her friends. Very bubblegum oriented, definite pop country influence.

The songs are solid, and more significantly there are three of them even though the show's only aired once. The show's theme is already climbing up the RD Top 30.

Soon she'll probably be credited under her real name. I'm pretty sure that Miley Cyrus has a deal with Hollywood Records in addition to "Hannah's" soundtrack on Disney.

From YouTube: Best of Both Worlds, Who Said, and This Is the Life

nameom (nameom), Thursday, 30 March 2006 16:51 (eighteen years ago) link

xp:

I guess part of what I'm saying is that I wish teen-pop now had a little more "Pour Some Sugar on Me" or "Talk Dirty to Me," a little less "Love Bites" and "Every Rose Has Its Thorn." Does that make sense to anybody? Is it my imagination, or are most teen-pop hits *power ballads*?

xhuxk, Thursday, 30 March 2006 16:57 (eighteen years ago) link

Oh, OK. Yeah, that's fair. But it's been that way for a while, no? Maybe it's just the American Idol influence?

Eppy (Eppy), Thursday, 30 March 2006 16:58 (eighteen years ago) link

Re Hillary's "Wake Up", it's def. very disco (so is "Beat Of My Heart") but in more of a "Manic Monday" or Belinda Carlisle kind of way than a freestyle kind of way. Alongside stuff like "Cool" or Ashlee's "Dancing Alone" it suggests that today's teenpop can only engage with disco by using New Wave as a mediation point. You can imagine each and every one of the teen-pop starlets saying "Oh, I just love 'The Love Cats'". Also which pop-punk band covered "The Boys of Summer" a few years back?

I think that using new wave as the mediation point can make even the sillier material (like "Wake Up") seem oddly serious or earnest, in the sense of "this could be on one of the The O.C. soundtracks." It's that implied "soundtrack to adolescent life" vibe that comes off this stuff in waves. Something about "Wake Up", for example, announces, "Yes, I am a silly, fluffy, inconsequential song, but in the right time and place I could change your life."

Whereas with freestyle-pop, for example, it certainly can change your life, but it does so without necessarily announcing that possibility in advance.

Tim Finney (Tim Finney), Thursday, 30 March 2006 20:56 (eighteen years ago) link

Also which pop-punk band covered "The Boys of Summer" a few years back?

The Ataris.

Zwan (miccio), Friday, 31 March 2006 01:47 (eighteen years ago) link

Humorless: Marion Raven, Kelly Clarkson, Flyleaf, Evanescence (the one joke on Breakaway is "There's no light at the end of the tunnel tonight/Just a bridge that I gotta burn," which was penned by either Shanks or DioGuardi)

Humorful: Lindsay Lohan, Ashlee Simpson, Skye Sweetnam, Brie Larson, Marit Larsen, Robyn

I can't tell if she's being funny or not: Hilary Duff, Hope Partlow

Funny in her remake of "These Boots Are Made for Walkin": Jessica Simpson

I forget if they're funny: Aly & AJ

They probably think they're funnier than I do: Veronicas, Bon Jovi, Morningwood, Crazy Frog, Pink

Person who would do an amazingly great version of "Pour Some Sugar On Me": Ashlee Simpson (remember Xhuxk, I'm the one who says that there is a lot of Mutt Lange in John Shanks); "La La" seems very Joan Jett (but better); Ashlee's Deborah Allan disco-slut imitation during the "You make me feel like fire/Is this love, or just desire" break in "Burnin Up" is (1) an approach to disco by way of disco, (2) an extravagant bit of scenery chewing, (3) brilliant, (4) hilarious. It's exhibit 1 in my case for Ashlee playing dressup on I Am Me (of course every dance* song that contains a line such as "You make me feel like fire" is scenery chewing).

Although "Burnin Up" has a dub reggae arrangement, its main vocal melody is a sexy itchy vocal descent that sounds not at all like reggae but rather like "Habañera" from Carmen. It too is fun(ny).

*Not to mention nondance songs like Courtney Love's Robert Plant imitation on her (great) "Life Despite God": "Run away, your head's on fire/Can't tell the difference between hate and desire"; this too is a great bit of scenery chewing, even if it isn't disco.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Friday, 31 March 2006 04:59 (eighteen years ago) link

Brie Larson posted the lyrics to Simon & Garfunkel's "I Am a Rock" on her myspace page. She's 16 years old.

I once gave a teacher the lyrics to "I Am a Rock" as an example of great song lyrics. But I was only 14 or 15. Since girls mature faster than boys, you'd think Brie's "I Am a Rock" phase would have ended a couple of years ago.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Friday, 31 March 2006 05:05 (eighteen years ago) link

I forget if they're funny: Aly & AJ

NOT FUNNY. "I Am One of Them" to thread!

Brie's "I Am a Rock" phase would have ended a couple of years ago.

True, but I still haven't read any Henry Miller. Something to be said for a girl who claims to spend $60 on books in one go (w/ no mention of CDs, DVDs, etc). Also, is any of the new Lindsay humorous at all? Dahv has been mentioned before...

nameom (nameom), Friday, 31 March 2006 05:40 (eighteen years ago) link

Oddly, I agree with pretty much everything that Frank said in that post (in fact I think I'm the first person to have compared Ashlee with Deborah Allan, and I'll agree that, while I'm not sure I'd call Marit "funny" seeing how she never actually makes me laugh, calling her "humorless" seems a bit of a stretch as well) (For that matter, calling Nellie McKay humorless would just be a lie.) Frank left out, however, that "La La" is actually quite bubblegum-sounding, too, though I easily could come up with a bunch of Joan Jett songs I prefer to it. (I also think Crazy Frog is funnier than Frank does.)

However....

>there is a lot of Mutt Lange in John Shanks<

...reminds me that Mutt produced Def Lep's power ballads, as well. So I still stand by my claim that too much teenpop is just way too slow (and also too "emotional," which is often not better than being fun.)

xhuxk, Friday, 31 March 2006 15:02 (eighteen years ago) link

marit has lots of funny songs. only a fool is totally silly.

Sterling Clover (s_clover), Friday, 31 March 2006 15:39 (eighteen years ago) link

Evidence that Hope Partlow has a sense of humor:

What a DORK! That guy in the church band -- the drummer to be exact. He is way into me. I know it!! But all he does is look. Well I got sick of waiting for him to say something.

So right before the Youth Group tonight, I just walked up to him. I said -- Hey. We should hang out. You're in a band -- I need a band. (Plus I heard that some guys like girls that can approach them...guess he didn't.) He said, "I have to go pray now." ...all I could say was Amen!

I'll just take that one as a compliment. TOO BAD!!! Nobody can figure that guy out!

nameom (nameom), Friday, 31 March 2006 20:34 (eighteen years ago) link

Kelly Clarkson totally has a sense of humor, she was in "From Justin to Kelly" for godsakes. (And she's been very funny bagging on herself for being in it too.) "Miss Independent" is slyly ironic, but yeah it's not rofflicious.

Haikunym (Haikunym), Friday, 31 March 2006 20:45 (eighteen years ago) link

Oh and the funniest teenpopper in the world is Fefe Dobson and you all just totally ignore her. "You're on the road / to Harvard Law / I'm on a bus / to ARKANSAS"

Haikunym (Haikunym), Friday, 31 March 2006 20:46 (eighteen years ago) link

I think I'm gonna put some Cathy Davey up as YSI's later on tonight. She's from 2004-2005 or thereabouts, but it's not like anyone paid any attention to her then. She's not exactly teenpop either, but she is very good.

'LDN' is getting its official release as a 7"-only single on April 24th. Also, for excitable New Yorkers, Lily will be DJ'ing on
http://www.eastvillageradio.com between 8-10 tonight, your time.

Popjustice has been getting in a lather this week about the respective returns of Siobhan Wot Used To Be In Sugababes and Alesha Wot Used To Be In Mis-Teeq. In both cases, they have a point.

William Bloody Swygart (mrswygart), Friday, 31 March 2006 21:18 (eighteen years ago) link

Cathy Davey - Clean & Neat

From Ireland, was on Regal, may still be. Myspace heeee-yah.

William Bloody Swygart (mrswygart), Friday, 31 March 2006 22:31 (eighteen years ago) link

from the metal thread:

Liking those Pennsy cdbaby new wave-synthed teen-rock disco-metallers Hollis more than I expected, especially ("Chemical," "Waiting," "Better Day," "Fade," "Automatic") when they can the gnu-metal shtick and let their girl Holly get her Patty Smythe and maybe Benatar on. "Fade" has '80s Bryan Adams riffs, and I can actually imagine people moving their thing to "Move That Thing," the song that quotes "Into the Groove". "Torn & Broken" and "Keep Me Down", where they try to act tougher, aren't quite so fun. But thumbs up regardless.

xhuxk, Saturday, 1 April 2006 19:36 (eighteen years ago) link

Kelly's one of those people who have a sense of humor in real life but it doesn't really translate to their music much. John Meyer is also like this. I can relate.

Eppy (Eppy), Saturday, 1 April 2006 20:02 (eighteen years ago) link

Has there been any discussion of High School Musical yet? Tracks from the soundtrack are number one and number two on the Radio Disney Top 30 right now.

Also curious if Devo 2.0 are being played on Radio Disney given that the album was released by Disney. They're not in the Top 30.

Tim Ellison (Tim Ellison), Sunday, 2 April 2006 06:09 (eighteen years ago) link

There's one Devo 2.0 song eligible in RD Top 30 voting ("And That's Good"), but I've never actually heard it played. HSM has a lock on the top 5...Hannah Montana's moving up in the daily voting, though.

I suspect Disney labels get special treatment in being added to the general playlist (ex. "Hannah" was never actually voted into rotation), but Devo 2.0 seems to live or die by the two-step voting process like everyone else. The kidz still get their new wave from Hilary Duff.

nameom (nameom), Sunday, 2 April 2006 06:48 (eighteen years ago) link

I actually like the seriousness of much of I Am Me. My two favourite songs are probably "Dancing Alone" and "Eyes Wide Open", which are probably the two most, er, i dunno, polished emotive songs on there? They're melodramatic but not Courtney-esque.

But I love every song on the album. If I'd heard it last year it probably would have been my third favourite of the year (I like it much more than Autobiography actually, though maybe that's because I heard it first so it hit me harder). I even love the powerballad "Say Goodbye", which has some awesome lyrics:

"Maybe/you don't/love me/like I/love you/baby/'cos the broken in you doesn't make me run"

Something about that line is so ace, maybe it's that it drags out the simple first part so much, then all the meaning is actually so tightly compressed in the second half.

Tim Finney (Tim Finney), Monday, 3 April 2006 06:08 (eighteen years ago) link

>Has there been any discussion of High School Musical yet? <

Yep, there's been some, Tim; search above!

xhuxk, Monday, 3 April 2006 12:03 (eighteen years ago) link

'Don't Save Me' isn't Norwegian #1 any more. This is.

William Bloody Swygart (mrswygart), Monday, 3 April 2006 12:12 (eighteen years ago) link

He said, "I have to go pray now." ...all I could say was Amen!

that's so awesome.

Sterling Clover (s_clover), Monday, 3 April 2006 14:23 (eighteen years ago) link

So I figured out that the most Bjork moment on the Flyleaf album (which I really wound up liking a lot, by the way) is Lacey's spiel in "I'm Sorry" (I think it is) about "I'm only nine years old" -- sounds like it comes directly from the first Sugarcubes single, "Birthday." (Then again, since "Birthday" is the best and catchiest Bjork song I've ever heard, and I stopped paying close attention to her not long after, there may well be references to later Bjorkisms by Flyleaf I'm just not getting.) (Bjork's second best and catchiest song, as far as I'm concerned: the Sugarcubes' *second* single, "Motorcrash." That was back when they sounded like a cross between Altered Images and Savage Rose, and their polka rhythms were dancier than the alleged "dance music" rhythms Bjork would attempt later in her life. But I am a crank, what the hell do I know?) Anyway, in general I totally love the staccato way that that Lacey pronounces several of her vowels. She is fly-yi-yi-yi-yi till she dye-yi-yi-yi-yis, as far as I'm concerned.

xhuxk, Wednesday, 5 April 2006 16:09 (eighteen years ago) link

Questions that I just sent to Xhuxk and that I'm now sharing with the masses: (1) Is there ever going to be a Paris Hilton album? and (2) are Kara DioGuardi and Scott Storch still involved? This may surprise you, but I've been negligent on keeping track of this story.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Wednesday, 5 April 2006 16:43 (eighteen years ago) link

There's this project that Kara DioGuardi and Dave Stewart are doing called Platinum Weird, an album supposedly due out sometime this spring on Interscope, produced by John Shanks. I don't know if it's intended to be a viable act or a Rutles-type spoof (the Platinum Weird Website portrays Platinum Weird as a band that existed in 1974 f. Stewart and his mysterious and flighty soulmate Erin Grace, who disappeared for good mid 1974, having had an astonishing impact on anyone who met her...). The Interscope Website links you to the Platinum Weird site, which just propagates the spoof.

They're streaming a couple of Platinum Weird songs on their myspace page; I've been patient enough to get beyond the rebuffering (sometimes this works, sometimes not). "Avalanche" sounds great. Stewart's putting a bit more Keith Richards in the guitar than Shanks would have, but basically this could have come right off the first Lohan album. But I dont think Kara holds the stage as well as Lohan (nor close to as well as Ashlee). Tell me what you think.

The words here support my belief that there's no way this woman is writing Ashlee's lyrics for her. Not that the lyrics are bad. They're good, just as "First" and "Come Clean" are good. "And I breathe, and I sleep, and I wait for a _____/And I lie, and I learn how to live in the hurt/And I'm on the run/Look what I've become/So many nights I've heard you talking to light (?) about the promise land(?)/Oh your promises/So many times you never walked towards the light into your promises/Oh your promise land (?) doesn't stand, can't hold back the avalanche/So I laugh 'cause I dream, and to dream is for fools/When I'm up high it all looks up because I can't see the clouds above me and I can't hear the cries below me/We go around, I'm fading out/And I'm on the run, look what I've become/There's no turning back, I'm giving up everything I've had/So many nights I've heard you talking to light..." Sorry, this is no match for "I was stuck inside someone else's life and always second best" - doesn't speak to the broken in me nearly as well.

(Of course, maybe Stewart wrote these lyrics. And maybe Shanks plays guitar.)

Anyway, it's not remotely trying to sound like 1974, that I can tell.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Wednesday, 5 April 2006 18:01 (eighteen years ago) link

Still never heard Dobson.

I can imagine that in real life Kelly Clarkson has a sense of humor. In fact, she does a swell job in the "Since U Been Gone" video, putting a sly look on her face as she's disassembling her ex's love nest. And her voice certainly has a nice lift in "Since U Been Gone" and "Walk Away." Still, after listening several hours nonstop to Kelly and Avril's "Unwanted" and Evanescence's everything, as I was often doing several months ago (to check out the similarities and because I was obsessed), it was hard not to run screaming to my Lohan and Simpson records afterwards, saying to myself, "At last, someone whose told a joke in her life."

Marion Raven had some great lines in M2M that I'd describe as "intentionally funny" - esp. "Jennifer" about the guy's girlfriend (whom she's immensely jealous of) having skin like porcelain and shame on him if he should hurt her, but you know, wouldn't it be nice if someone would drop her (for all I know Marit wrote that, but Marion is ace the way she delivers the line); also, Marion's lines in "Give a Little Love" - I quoted some of Marit's above - include her hilarious part instructions to the guy to "get down on your knees/I'm the one you have to please." So as I listen more to Here I Am maybe some such lines will emerge as well. But the sound of Here I Am is so heavy; there are some great pop melodies but - I never thought I'd say this - the songs rock too hard a lot of the time, and there's so much orchestration and passion that they come drenched in the weight of several oceans. This isn't really a criticism, just an explanation of why, when the album's done playing, I'm not replaying it incessantly but rather diving for my Hampton the Hamster records (of which I have none, hence I usually bonk my head on the wall).

The three singles from the Marion Raven album are great (if over-orchestrated). Strangely, the only album track I really dislike is her duet with the generally likable Art Alexakis.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Wednesday, 5 April 2006 18:36 (eighteen years ago) link

i was totally thinking about the raven album on the laptop mastering/compression thread. there's so much dynamic range stripped out of the songs that there's a nu-metal heaviness to them. marit, by contrast, is produced and mastered with lots of energy and space.

Sterling Clover (s_clover), Wednesday, 5 April 2006 18:43 (eighteen years ago) link

which might be what mainly constitutes "personality" on an album anyway?

Sterling Clover (s_clover), Wednesday, 5 April 2006 18:45 (eighteen years ago) link

On that Platinum Weird song Kara must be singing "about the promised land." Obviously. Sometimes it seems as if I'm missing my brain.

By the way, the band is letting you download the song ("Avalanche")from their myspace page. Free Mp3s!

So, aren't any of you curious? I mean, if Richard Rodgers had sung lead in a band, or Ellie Greenwich had, wouldn't you want to hear it? Come on, this is KARA DIOGUARDI, folks.

(Actually, Ellie Greenwich did put out records with her singing lead: the group was the Raindrops. "The Kind of Boy You Can't Forget" made it to #17 in 1963. I've never heard it, but I have heard a couple of other Raindrops tracks (one of 'em, "What a Guy," I've got on an old, beat-up cassette) which are nice but don't have the zing of the Ronettes, the Shangri-Las, the Crystals, the Jelly Beans, or Darlene Love. The Raindrops recorded the first version of "Hanky Panky." I'd love to hear that.)

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Thursday, 6 April 2006 00:41 (eighteen years ago) link

Dahv's "Shirley Temple" - Nameom linked to her myspace page above - is one track that the myspace player won't let me hear for more than seven seconds at a time (I think the tracks have to be available for download for it to do any better), but I like the specificity of the lyrics. First stanza:

Here I am at the family function
once again I tend to bite my nails and sit alone
While the folks are getting tipsy with their Absolut and mixed drinks.
Oh my god, this always happens every year
My aunt runs off with a waiter serving caviar
imported from Beluga
and I think that he was too.
There's only 1 thing left to do

Pass the Shirley Temple...

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Thursday, 6 April 2006 00:58 (eighteen years ago) link

"I actually like the seriousness of much of I Am Me."

I agree. Ashlee's fundamentally earnest, which doesn't mean that there isn't a lot that's really witty.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Thursday, 6 April 2006 01:02 (eighteen years ago) link

Also, is any of the new Lindsay humorous at all?

Yes. See my previous 50 posts on the subject. She spends most of "Fastlane" winking at the sound man. On "I Want You to Want Me" she does the vocal equivalent of playing air guitar. On "Who Loves You?" she's plastering the room in so much ham that pigs are picketing outside the studio.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Thursday, 6 April 2006 01:14 (eighteen years ago) link

Kara just doesn't have the bounce in her voice that "Avalanche" needs. There's nothing wrong with the voice, and her harmonies have added beauty and excitement to Lohan and Simpson, but...

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Thursday, 6 April 2006 01:27 (eighteen years ago) link

Fefe Dobson could also be discussed for her seriousness (which isn't to say she's not funny when she wants to be). She pre-dates Kelly and Lindsay's therapy/confessional rock by at least a year. Clearest example is "Unforgiven," which opens with this verse:

"Daddy daddy/ Why'd you break your promises to me?/ ...I’m not the little girl you left waiting at home/ All the hurt and pain you left with mom and me/ Why can’t I be angry?"

Going into a chorus that's less paranoid than "Because of You" and more poetic than most of Lindsay's angst stuff -- maybe a mid point between Kelly and Ashlee's earnest I Am Me ballads, or at least worthy of being compared to those two:

"And I want you to know that I didn’t need you anyway/ And this rope that we walk on is swaying/ And the ties that bind us/ They will never ever fray/ But I want for you to know/ You are/ You are/ Unforgiven" (x-post)

nameom (nameom), Thursday, 6 April 2006 01:29 (eighteen years ago) link

so much ham that pigs are picketing outside the studio

(OK, I need to listen to this one again...) Forgot to mention that the Dobson track is also very aggressive -- "UNFORGIVEN" is like a group chant.

nameom (nameom), Thursday, 6 April 2006 01:32 (eighteen years ago) link

The Cathy Davey Website says that it all comes down to her rejection of the label singer-songwriter. It keeps saying that she's spiky. She sounds spiky. Her lyrics are spiky. It quotes her saying that she's spiteful. "I'm not interested in being analytical or fey because it makes me feel like a knob. Yes, I write my own songs, but I write bitter, nasty, ballsy songs. I want them to come across as sinister because any of my songs that seem nice are usually about something nasty."

She seems like the anti-Marit, right?

So what does "Clean and Neat" sound like? Like Marit, without the '50s carny cabaret. Like Marit but spikier.

Well, anyway, a high cheery playful voice, going into fake primitive power pop. The drums seem to be doing the drum equivalent of oompah. The guitar strum goes strum strum strum strum. Quite likable. Quite. I can hear how someone might think she's doing pop year zero, like the first two Modern Lovers albums. Prob'ly too old (25) to claim to be teenpop, but I'd like someone to try and sneak this onto Radio Disney. RD is playing the shit out of the Tashbed, after all, so they could like this, though I don't know if they'd find the primitiveness too primitive to fit their sound.

Oh yeah, the sound is bright and pushy, whereas the lyrics are [to tell you the truth, I didn't pay attention to the lyrics].

(Damn, I'm going to have to listen to some Bjork, so that I won't be a complete ignoramus.)

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Thursday, 6 April 2006 03:02 (eighteen years ago) link

(Also, I don't mean to imply that Radio Disney gets totally to define what's teenpop. They're still aiming younger even than some of the 8 to 14 tweens. Midday on a schoolday, and the programming is aimed at 4 and 5 year olds. MTV also plays a role in teenpop. Top 40 and even some adult contemporary plays a role in teenpop.)

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Thursday, 6 April 2006 03:05 (eighteen years ago) link

"More" is not nearly one of Leanne Kingwell's best or most rocking tracks, but I find this interesting, especially since she basically seems to be a self-released Aussie artist up on cdbaby (how often do artists like that get commercial US radio play? Seems unheard of, but maybe it happens way more often than I assume it would): The AC stations it's getting played on are in Oregon (FOUR of them there), Arkansas, Iowa, Oklahoma, Kentucky, Tennessee (two), Massechusetts, and Wisconsin (two); Country stations in Oklahoma and Wyoming; Top 40s in Auburn, MA and Eugene, OR. (I was gonna cut and paste all the specific figures, but it just looked like a bunch of random numbers, so I'll spare you).

xhuxk, Thursday, 6 April 2006 12:22 (eighteen years ago) link

Another driveby kvetch I wanna make is that these teen-poppers sure do make a point (in general) of avoiding concrete nouns and place names, don't they? What the hell's with that? (If you're not sure what I mean, play pretty much any of them back to back, with, I dunno, the Carrie Underwood album or something, and my point should be abundantly clear.)

You might find the same thing true in comparing country lyrics to pretty much any noncountry genre (except maybe to calypso or to rappers who make a big deal of place names and of course to this or that particular performer who casts himself as a storyteller: Craig Finn or Bruce Springsteen): country will give you place names, car brands, and a whole bunch of other social markers, will specify that a love note is written on a luncheonette napkin. I talked about this a bit in my Rodney Atkins/Lee Greenwood review. This doesn't necessarily make country lyrics better, or even more detailed. Just differently detailed. Marit and Ashlee give you plenty of psychological details in their songs. Marit has one where the woman wears makeup to bed, but she doesn't tell you anything about the house or furnishings.

"She Loves You" and "Be My Baby" don't have place locations and the like, but it isn't as if they're missing something.

(And of course Ashlee goes "Hollywood sucks you in but it won't spit me out" in "Boyfriend.")

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Thursday, 6 April 2006 19:25 (eighteen years ago) link

Speaking of "Boyfriend," I just read an interview with DioGuardi where she recounts talking Lindsay out of writing an answer song to "Boyfriend" - which DioGuardi helped write!

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Thursday, 6 April 2006 19:28 (eighteen years ago) link

Also, "Boyfriend" has a line that really bugs me, when Ashlee goes "Can't believe all the lies that you told just to ease your own soul/But I'm bigger than that no you don't have my back, no." Well, her saying "I'm bigger than that" means, in context, "I won't tell equivalent lies about you." But bitching someone out in a massively public way doesn't seem any better. Not that I mind it at all, but if you're gonna bitch then do a pure bitch, don't claim that you're being especially moral in doing it. Feels hypocritical.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Thursday, 6 April 2006 19:38 (eighteen years ago) link

The words here support my belief that there's no way this woman is writing Ashlee's lyrics for her.

Well, this isn't fair to DioGuardi. Just because she vagues out in one song doesn't mean that she can't do songs where she doesn't vague out. But there's just such a difference between the lyrics you're getting on Ashlee Simpson albums and those you're getting from anything else DioGuardi's involved in. I guess it's just that I'm greatly disappointed in "Avalanche" even though I think it's a very good song. Here's my first sight and sound of Kara DioGuardi unfettered, a great talent, speaking through herself and for herself, and what I'm hearing is a first-rate melody but vague words about cries and clouds and broken promises, and a voice that's got volume and sings well but doesn't come across with a character.

Maybe it is Kara who came up with "Maybe/you don't/love me/like I/love you/baby/'cos the broken in you doesn't make me run." Maybe it was Ashlee who drew it out of her. Maybe Kara drew it out of Ashlee.

The reason I said the song could have come off the first Lohan album is that the vocal "phrasing" in "Avalanche" - by which I don't mean words but hesitations, wails, and such, the basic stuff of vocalizing - reminds me a lot more of Lindsay's than of Ashlee's (or of Gwen's or Celine's or Hilary's). My guess here is that Lindsay copies her phrasing from Kara's demos. But Lindsay gives the phrasing more life than Kara is able to give to "Avalanche."

Again, I'd like to know what you guys think.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Thursday, 6 April 2006 20:17 (eighteen years ago) link

The reason I said the song could have come off the first Lohan album

The song being Platinum Weird's "Avalanche," not Ashlee's "Say Goodbye," though it was the latter that I had just quoted. Sorry to be so confusing.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Thursday, 6 April 2006 20:21 (eighteen years ago) link

I need to devote more time to reading up on this thread when my sinuses aren't about to break through my corneas, BUT I will say that I really like whatever video Aly & AJ have on MTV right now -- it's closer to "Since You Been Gone" (in terms of the joy it makes me feel when I hear it) than anything I've heard from the Veronicas who I think -- and I know this is a cliche but it's fitting because teens are all about saying this phrase -- try too hard. The hooks sound too forced and that's something that bothers the shit out of me in a pop song. I don't care how sweet/sassy you sing your lines, if the actual melody has to bend over backwards, I don't like it. Early Go-Go's had a habit of doing this. (I swear, if I wasn't such a sinus mess right now, I'd explain myself much better.)
I'm really really looking forward to the next Lillix album. I dig those girls, plus they recruited Kelly Osbourne's old drummer.

Je4nn3 ƒur¥ (Je4nne Fury), Thursday, 6 April 2006 20:57 (eighteen years ago) link

Sort of agree with you about the Donnas - I mean the Veronicas - but "4ever" just totally creams me every time, even when I'm attempting to be annoyed by it. But then, so does "Rush," without any of the annoyance (if "Rush" is the Aly & AJ track to which you refer).

Anyway, Je4nn3, now that I've got you here, I've been meaning to post this quote from Ashlee's Elle interview (and I'm desperate for more insights into her various photo transformations as well):

Elle: Growing up in the Dallas suburbs with Jessica, was there ever any sibling rivalry; times when you hated her?

Ashlee: We never, ever really fought. I used to wear her clothes, and they would stink and have holes. Little things. There were times when I was insecure, but not because of my sister. I was a weird-looking little kid for a while. And her world of high school and stuff I did not want to be part of. I was a ballerina with ballerina friends, and we thought cheerleaders were stupid. I was Miss Artsy Fartsy.

(And maybe it's time for me to finally post about "Shadow," but probably not today.)

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Thursday, 6 April 2006 21:50 (eighteen years ago) link

One more thing, the four tracks on Lily Allen's myspace page have had 4,326 plays today. (I don't know how they define today. Today London time, which still has an hour to go, I think? New York time, which has five hours to go? Denver time? Rupert Murdoch time?) Isn't 4,326, like, a lot? I mean, we're talking about someone who's not yet got a for-sale product, or a national tour, or anything like that.

Lily's "LDN" is definitely in competition with "Rush" and "4ever" as my single of the year so far.

(And yes, Matt, I realize that if I'd been 11 and with it, "Rush" would have made my ballot last year; but it's video only came out this year, so it counts this year on my P&J ballot, yes it does.)

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Thursday, 6 April 2006 22:00 (eighteen years ago) link

I'd like to read the rest of the interview, but I think the interviewer asked the wrong question. I think the question should have inquired if she and Jess fight/quarrel/feel competitive towards each other now that they've both made it big. Their family dynamic is hella different -- and their father creeps me right out of my skin. Joe Simpson is going to set his sights on which ever daughter is in the spotlight at any given moment. That's what a manager does with their clients. But aside from parental attention issues, I wonder how much time the sisters get to spend together away from the spotlights. When they were growing up, they were in a completely different world than they are now. But if in fact Ashlee was adamant about differentiating herself from her sister back then (ballerina vs. cheerleader), she's still at it now (punky dark angel vs. lily-white pin-up). That in and of itself is evidence (to me, at least) of some sort of competitive feelings from Ashlee towards Jessica. Maybe "competitive" is the wrong word. But there's a resistence there. Her album titles says it all: "Autobiography" and "I Am Me." She's not hiding it.

Je4nn3 ƒur¥ (Je4nne Fury), Friday, 7 April 2006 13:43 (eighteen years ago) link

From the country thread:

It's really you but no one ever discovers

Those of so foolish as not to haunt the teenpop thread may be unaware that Miley and her dad Billy Ray have a TV show, in which - I gather from the theme song, which is all TV-less me knows of it - by day she's a regular middle-schooler, but at night she twirls around like Sailor Moon and takes on a SECRET IDENTITY as a... as a... well, you'll just have to look for yourself.

The theme song's OK, likable enough, not grebt.

-- Frank Kogan, April 9th, 2006.

Agreed, I like one of the other ones ("Who Said") better. I tried watching one of the episodes on YouTube with limited success (surprise, it's cute), but what IS significant about this is that "Hannah Montana" is the highest rated show in Disney Channel history (I'd be interested to see how it compares to High School Musical; Hannah got something like 5.4 mil viewers last week, though.)

They seem to show clips of songs, but not full songs, at the beginning or end of each show, previewing one new track per show with the goal of putting out an "official soundtrack" by the summer.

Last thing: Brie Larson just wrote what I'm pretty sure is her first indie rock song. Available for download at her Myspace page.

nameom (nameom), Sunday, 9 April 2006 00:01 (eighteen years ago) link

Well, if it's indie style, it's the sort of indie style that can find its way onto Avril and Aly & AJ and Veronicas albums. "Avril in a pensive moment, contemplating the demo to her new single, 'A Pensive Moment.'" There is a dreaminess to it, but it's too lacking in affectlessness to be truly indie.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Sunday, 9 April 2006 03:44 (eighteen years ago) link

I have finally been Fefe'd. Reporting from the Fefe front:

"Don't Go" - Bratcutepunk sort of halfway between Gwen and Jo Jo(maybe even some Lene Lovich), though with a tough cuteness, or a cute toughness. A toughness that'll punch you pink.

"Unforgiven" - Hey, here we are, splits the difference between Lindsay Lohan and Stacey Mosley - neither of whom had made a record when this came out. So let's say it's Evanescence (or whatever ur-pop-teengoth Rosetta Stone I've yet to find) backing and arranging Avril, adding gangshouts. Also, occasionally, a real pretty plinky-dink that could come from disco or from Lee Van Cleef's sister's locket in For a Few Dollars More. Kicks butt.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Sunday, 9 April 2006 04:08 (eighteen years ago) link

"Don't Let It Get to Your Head" - Now this is Fefe with her vocal cords thickened by a couple of years. Has a good harmonic change just when I thought it was going to be hopeless. As Je4nn3 said about the Veronicas, this track tries too hard. I like it overall, but it's an amalgam of contemporary pop sounds that doesn't pull together, or when it does I still feel like there's a mismatch, like Skye forced to sing with the Veronicas.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Sunday, 9 April 2006 04:14 (eighteen years ago) link

I got a couple of Björk CDs from the library: Vespertine and Drawing Restraint 9. Haven't had the chance to listen yet, so I'll have to report back as to whether she sounds more like Lacey or more like Marit.

Also got B.G. Tha Heart of tha Streetz Vol. 1. As with the other two CDs, I'll report on whether the vocalist on this one most resembles Lacey or Marit.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Sunday, 9 April 2006 04:19 (eighteen years ago) link

xxxzt I hate that Evanescence Greatest Hit. One shot far too many. If the album's good that's good (and the Mona Lisa was a man, but then again why not?) I recently posted about Ashley Monroe on Rolling Country: she's the neediest waif in Ghostown, but probably if I were a counseler of the young (and/or a female), she's probably like many young girls, but it comes out the same; teenagers are not to be taken for granted, of course. That's on the first half of the album; then she tries to grow up, and the album's problems of adjustment fit plausibly with what first-half-survivor's problems would be, except a lot of tracks could use some editing, or some more verses, or speeding up, or all of that. H'mm, maybe I should complain to the label? Release date is June 27, so they've got plenty of time to listen to meeee ("Satisfied" is grim NeilY verses, as she tracks a married man with a grown wife, then an affectingly forlorn, airborne chorus, and you can already hear it here and there).(I listed Hope Partlow as one of the Best New Acts on my 05 Nashville Scene ballot; she's country enough to deserve to be on Toby Keith's new label[if I could only get the CD to his teenage daughter], and deserves be on somebody's label again)

don, Sunday, 9 April 2006 05:12 (eighteen years ago) link

People, April 10:"(Ashley)Tisdale is the only female artist in history to have two songs---both from High School Musical's soundtrack--debut simultaneously on the Billboard Hot 100. "It's weird to see my name up there with people like Beyonce,' she says."I just bought a condo and I'm moving in with my best friend," says Tisdale, whose Maltese poodle Blondie will go with her. The granddaughter of Ginsu Knives personality Arnold Morris and the cousin of Ron Popeil, she's well-stocked with kitchen gadgets."(That's why she's got so much pop appeal.)"Still, don't count on her throwing any gourmet meals. 'My parents are just down the block,' she says. 'So we'll be eating at their house!" But in the same issue, Drake Bell is returning to the set of Nickelodeon's comedy series, Drake & Josh, after recovering from a really bad auto accident: "I had to do jaw exercises. I would try to pry open my mouth with my hands, and it wouldn't even budge. After I worked on it, my whole body would be exhausted. The Nickelodeon producers told me to come back March 8 (to shoot 10 more episodes of the show). I'm thinking, 'That's impossible!' But I wanted to be back at work. Now they're having me do physical comedy--it's terrible! I'm reading the script, and it says, 'Drake gets stunned, shakes uncontrollably and then drops to the ground.' I'm like, 'Hi! Broken neck over here!' But you don't want to stop the machine. The accident showed me how much I love what I'm doing and that I can taken away in a split second." He also has his own studio, and a still from the show has him wearing an Iron Butterfly T, so pertains to this thread, I think. Plus he's got the Pop Life calling (and calling).

don, Sunday, 9 April 2006 05:36 (eighteen years ago) link

Oops, it also says he already put out a CD last year, Telegraph. Anybody heard it?

don, Sunday, 9 April 2006 05:40 (eighteen years ago) link

OK, so am I nuts for thinking "Pump It" by Black Eyed Peas might be a great single, as good as any single from Juvenile or Lil Wayne or E-40 or Young Jeezy (all of whom have put out good ones) this year? Thing is, as far as I know, I've only actually heard "Pump It" twice - once in a car, and once in a bodega. And I know for a fact that both times I heard it, it sure *sounded* great. What about its non-greatness am I missing? (In related news, now that I think of it, I'm still not positive that I've ever heard "My Humps," though I *probably* have.)

xhuxk, Sunday, 9 April 2006 17:57 (eighteen years ago) link

Best to avoid My Humps I'd say - jaw-dropping, but not in a good way. Pump It is a terrific use of a sample, but I didn't think the rest of the single amounted to very much. Hearing it out in circumstances like that probably gets it at its best, when you get the sound and drive borrowed from Dick Dale but not the added detailing so much.

Or it might be that your judgement is better than mine, which is hardly unlikely. (Have I mentioned recently that I love these threads? They're almost all I read on ILM.)

Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Sunday, 9 April 2006 18:31 (eighteen years ago) link

There's an article in today's NY Times Long Island section about Aliana Lohan, Lindsay's 12-year-old sister. But no web link, darn it, so I'll have to do some typing:

"Asked how she would describe herself, Aliana rolled her eyes and replied, 'Funny.'

"'People laugh at me -- like my jokes, not personally at me,' she said.

"Her sister is known for her on-screen wit, Aliana said. But watch out. 'Lindsay's not as funny as me,' Aliana added with a smirk."

. . .

"Diana Lohan, who studied with the American Ballet Theater under Mikhail Baryshnikov, has apparently mastered the art of stage mother. She said she had been positioning Aliana to follow Lindsay's 'it' girl trajectory.

"'She's on the track, basically,' Ms. Lohan said, discounting the pitfalls of fame that have dogged Lindsay. . ."

. . .

"Recently Aliana was at Tainted Blue studios in Manhattan finishing up her debut solo album with Chris Christian, chief executive of World Digital Media Group and a producer, singer and songwriter who has worked with Elvis Presley, Olivia Newton-John and Sheena Easton."

Sang Freud (jeff_s), Sunday, 9 April 2006 18:50 (eighteen years ago) link

The Times pop-teen piece I was wondering about today was about kevin covais, this 16-year-old junior at eddie money's alma mater island trees high school in levittown, NY, who apparently survived several rounds on *american idol,* singing marvin gaye and brian mcknight songs, despite looking like (and therefore being nicknamed) "chicken little," since all the grandmas kept voting for him. also, he apparently sort of dissed simon cowell back when simon dissed him. i never heard of him before. is he destined for stardom?

xhuxk, Sunday, 9 April 2006 19:21 (eighteen years ago) link

(also, I didn't even realize that "Pump It" *had* a Dick Dale sample. I'm pretty sure the sample wasn't the only thing that was sounding great to me there. But it probably helped.)

xhuxk, Sunday, 9 April 2006 19:56 (eighteen years ago) link

Or I might be misremembering which record I am talking about.

Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Sunday, 9 April 2006 20:32 (eighteen years ago) link

Nope, a quick google search reveals you are... correct! "Pump It" *does* sample Dick Dale.

xhuxk, Sunday, 9 April 2006 20:44 (eighteen years ago) link

So, anybody heard this new Bananarama album, *Drama*? Apparently there are only two Bananas left, a blonde one and a reddish haired one, though I'm not sure when the other Banana split, hardy har har. Anyway, I like the over-the-top post-Hi-NRG Eurotechnodisco production of a lot it (the beats from Korpi & BlackCell, whoever they are, seem to stand out), but I'm definitely starting to agree with Phil Freeman below about the thing's ultimate joylessness - the melodies just aren't there, and the singing lacks heart, somehow. So far it seems the best things on the disc seem to be the remixes of "Venus" and "Really Saying Something" at the end. But if another track blows away anybody, please report so here.

from the rolling metal (!?) thread:

This new Bananarama album is weirdly joyless. Their old stuff always sounded like they were having fun, on the brink of cracking each other up. This new one is all cyborg-y, like Kylie Minogue's last one (but not nearly as good as that).
-- pdf (newyorkisno...), March 9th, 2006.
i hate to say it, phil, but the last really good bananarama album was pop life. the disco album after that with the cover of more, more, more wasn't that hot, and the album with every shade of blue wasn't that great either.
-- scott seward (skotro...), March 9th, 2006.
pop life even had some metallic moments and was produced by youth of killing joke. and of course it had that ace doobie brothers cover of long train runnin'.
-- scott seward (skotro...), March 9th, 2006.
Well, I haven't paid attention to them in years - I never even heard them after Siobhan Fahey left. So this direction (which appears, after a quick visit to AMG, to be one they've been pursuing for some years now) is new to me, and thus more disappointing than it probably should be.
-- pdf (newyorkisno...), March 9th, 2006.

xhuxk, Sunday, 9 April 2006 22:33 (eighteen years ago) link

Oh xhuxk, those puns were awful.

Jimmy Mod: My theme is DEATH (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Sunday, 9 April 2006 23:29 (eighteen years ago) link

Somebody in Creem (Mitch Cohen?) described Bananarama, ca. "Cruel Summer," as ambient pop, which was a new term at that moment, and meant as a compliment. Speaking of Idol, the latest Bama Ham, after Ruben, Bo, Diane, is of course Taylor Hicks, whose flamboyant perspiration is said not to've made to his initial release. Anybody heard it? And he's got me wondering: whatever happened (incl on his Motown recordings) to Taylor's buggin'-blue-eyed-soul ancestor, Sam Harris, who won Star Search? I liked him, on Soul Train, anyway, which is the only place I heard him.(And goodnight, Mr. Pitney, wherever you are).

don, Monday, 10 April 2006 02:43 (eighteen years ago) link

Re "Pump It", I think it's probably the only track I've heard which is obviously post-"Hey Ya". I like the fact that most people who I know who love "Hey Ya" would hate to admit that. I think it's pretty good, the Fergie bit is really ace especially.

Tim Finney (Tim Finney), Monday, 10 April 2006 05:37 (eighteen years ago) link

Checking in:

(1) I love "My Humps," which perhaps says more about me than about the song. (Well, actually, I love "My Humps" when teenagers play the ringtone in order to annoy nearby adults, even or especially when I'm one of the adults.)

(2) I have played Fefe Dobson's "Unforgiven" 30 times in the last 36 hours. (I think I was asleep the other six.)

(3) Je4nn3 (and the rest of you), I posted Ashlee's Elle quote not so much because it pertains to Ashlee and Jess but because it pertains to Pink's "Stupid Girls." That is, it's Pink who's the arsy-fartsy still trying to differentiate herself from Ashlee's sister and types like that, and doing it by calling them stupid. (Of course, Pink's being a little more complex than that, but still...) Also posted the Ashlee quote because it pertains to social categories, and because it's smart.

(4) Sang Freud, nice to see you back.

(5) I don't have the interview in front of me, but Dina Lohan told Seventeen that when Aliana, who's naturally thin, goes to school, kids will come up to her and say, "You're anorexic like your sister." Not fun. Also said that when Lindsay tries for a part she finds she has to spend several hours with the producer and director convincing them that she's not a drug addict and doesn't have eating disorders.

(6) The Björk soundtrack for Drawing Restraint 9 probably is out of judging range for me, since my guess is that the music makes more sense accompanied by visuals. Slow moving sounds, repeated with slight variations. I think to listen to it most profitably I'd have to do it like meditating, concentrating on sounds, returning to the sound. Rather than daydreaming, which of course is what I did. Anyway, the parts that had her voice didn't remind me much of either Marit or Lacey, but the voice is a lot closer to Marit's than to Lacey's. Oh yeah, and unlike Marit or Lacey, the soundtrack bored me silly, but as I said, maybe there's a way to use it well.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Monday, 10 April 2006 14:04 (eighteen years ago) link

What If You Had No Legs?

Back in my New York days I had a good friend who'd grown up in horrific family circumstances. She told me that when she was a little girl, age five or so, and would complain about something, her mother would turn to her and say, "What if you had no legs?"

So, this is from Pink's Seventeen interview:

17: Have you ever been a stupid girl?

Pink: I've always been. I'm a stupid girl every other day. I'm still a stupid girl. I made that song because I don't want to be in that struggle anymore. I gotta break the chain.

17: How do you do that?

Pink I visit children's hospitals and see 6-year-olds with cancer. I see girls who say "I wish I had legs at all." Let alone [worry about] fat legs...

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Monday, 10 April 2006 14:15 (eighteen years ago) link

You know, I *wondered* why you wanted me to weigh in on an Ashlee quote. Heh. And yes, I see the "Stupid Girls" connection. But I don't think Pink's playing the "artsy-fartsy" card. More like the tomboy-jock card. And fwiw, I don't think you need to toss Pink the credit for being "a little more complex" because er, I don't even think *she* would.

Je4nn3 ƒur¥ (Je4nne Fury), Monday, 10 April 2006 14:20 (eighteen years ago) link

I think there's a pretty strong vein of love for "Pump It" out there. I really really like it, although I am trying not to overexpose myself. The Fergie part is really, really good, and comes out of nowhere--you expect the song to just ride the sample until it falls over and dies, but right before that point, it throws in this amazing breakdown, and then when the song charges back in again, it's all shiny and new.

Covais, from the one or two times I saw him on the show, is utterly loathesome, one of those "old songs are better than new songs!" kinda guys. His contrariness comes off less punk-rock and more conservative, and his fans have a similar creepiness to Clay Aiken's "Vanilla Revolution" partisans. If he acheives stardom I can only assume it will involve Branson, MO prominently.

Eppy (Eppy), Monday, 10 April 2006 14:22 (eighteen years ago) link

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y95/nameom/alianalohan.jpg
Aliana Lohan: ProTools all the way!

nameom (nameom), Monday, 10 April 2006 18:30 (eighteen years ago) link

I wish I could just say "Whoa you guys need to get into this Mexican band RBD [pronounce it "air-ay bay day" pleeeze], three boys three girls all sexy, they have a soapy Spanish language show where they play fictional versions of themselves but they are also a band and Mex-Am 5yearolds I know go around with their picture and the new album Live in Hollywood is hella dope and is funky and is obviously probably NOT-very-live and you should all really get into it because it's great music", but you'd probably ignore me unless I dropped this bomb, which is:

KARA DIGUARDIO WRITES A COUPLE OF THEIR SONGS OMG

Haikunym (Haikunym), Friday, 14 April 2006 12:37 (eighteen years ago) link

RBD's formula is to go from mildly emotional verses to group-sing choruses that sap the songs of what little feeling they'd had. I've never been able to care about RBD, esp. in comparison to the Xuxa and freestyle hysteria they have in their ancestry. They do look energetic while prancing in their vids, however. And maybe there are some exciting album cuts I know nothing about. The DioGuardi track is a Spanish-language version of the DioGuardi-Shanks composition "Gone," which in RBD's version - at least in the 30-second clip streamed on Allmusic - is as bland and blank as the other RBD tracks I've heard, and the song was done about 50 times better by Kelly Clarkson on Breakaway (on which it's about the 8th- or 9th-best song). I don't know, maybe if I knew Spanish and had seen the soap something about the sound would click in for me.

(Interestingly Launch Yahoo just played "I Don't Care" by ex-boyband idol Ricky Martin; it was a Latin hit last year that deserved to have crossed over big in U.S. pop but didn't; strong Latin wail 'n' moan with some late '80s r&b girlsex interspersed as percussion and condiment.)

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Friday, 14 April 2006 14:24 (eighteen years ago) link

But have you heard the live album, Frank?

Haikunym (Haikunym), Friday, 14 April 2006 14:26 (eighteen years ago) link

"I Don't Care" was great!

Tim Finney (Tim Finney), Friday, 14 April 2006 14:52 (eighteen years ago) link

The first time I heard KC's "Gone" I was bench pressing 170 lbs at the gym and almost droped the bar and crushed my chest, so gobsmacked was I at the sheer brilliance if it.

Grey, Ian (IanBrooklyn), Friday, 14 April 2006 21:11 (eighteen years ago) link

I'll never catch up with all this, partly a matter of time, and mostly that I haven't heard enough current, other than what Frank's burned for me, and a few promos. But just now caught yr March mention of the Legend Of Cassie. I checked on this when I was writing about Charlie Daniels' good song, speaking of xtian Southern Gothic country power ballads. (Maybe a bit goth too, re lingering on/hovering over the very gradually dispersing waves of smoke and aftershock). News accounts seemed to verify, but I don't remember where I found them, and, as Frank would say, what the Legend means to some is the point of the song. The website looked like a shrine then; now it links to ther first chapter of her Mom's biography,and to the foundation named after her: http://www.cassiebernall.com/ And here's what I wrote (in the midst of other songs, albums, artists): http://www.villagevoice.com/music/0344,tracker_writer.inc,39494,.html/

don, Friday, 14 April 2006 22:16 (eighteen years ago) link

http://www.savingjaneonline.com/

im not sure if this counts as teenpop really, but i have no idea where to place it. 30 something woman who cant get over high school?

mts (theoreticalgirl), Saturday, 15 April 2006 18:37 (eighteen years ago) link

I'd love to see someone give answers like this in a magazine interview.

Q: why are you so spectacular? A: i took classes from lindsay lohan. but they involved drugs and drinking, so I failed.

Q: Are you excited about turning 17 this year? A: i'm more excited about not turning 16.

Q: Where do you get the inspiration to be a song-writer and by being an artist (design)? A: i dont get inspiration. I dont really know why I write about certain things, or why I dont write about certain things. I dont really "write" about anything. its all pish posh.

nameom (nameom), Monday, 17 April 2006 18:41 (eighteen years ago) link

(Brie Larson, answering all questions as they're asked on her blog)

nameom (nameom), Monday, 17 April 2006 18:42 (eighteen years ago) link

Saving Jane is on the Nickelodeon Kids' Choice Vol. 2, so she definitely qualifies for this thread, though I'm not sure how one actually gets chosen for Kids' Choice, other than not being on Hollywood Records. Franz Ferdinand's "Do You Want To" is included. Far be it from me to criticize anyone for not getting over high school, but I thought "Girl Next Door" was too pat in its portrayal of cheerleaders (though Saving Jane admits to jealousy rather than superiority: "She is the prom queen/I'm in the marching band/She's the cheerleader/I'm sitting in the stands"). The song is girlpop rock guitar, but the vocals go straight for Alanis, no bones about it. Not great, but someone to continue to listen for.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Monday, 17 April 2006 19:26 (eighteen years ago) link

Kids' Choice Vol. 2 is also strange in that it starts off with "Hollaback Girl," which is a good, energetic startoff, and then goes to "Because of You," which is a great song, I probably like it more than "Hollaback," but to segue from "Hollaback Girl" to "Because of You" makes absolutely no sense either musically or thematically. Because you were a hollaback girl I am afraid? Not that you should never go from bounce-clap to slow despair, but this was like, I don't know, running your toboggan into a swamp.

The tracklist goes 1. Gwen Stefani "Hollaback Girl" 2. Kelly Clarkson "Because of You" 3. Ciara f. Missy Elliott "1,2 Step" 4. Mario "Let Me Love You" 5. Natasha Bedingfield "These Words (I Love You, I Love You)" 6. Weezer "Perfect Situation" 7. Simple Plan "Shut Up" (live) 8. Relient K "Be My Escape" 9. Saving Jane "Girl Next Door" 10. Emma Roberts "I Wanna Be" 11. Howie Day "Collide" 12. Gavin DeGraw "Follow Through" 13. Backstreet Boys "Incomplete" 14. Carrie Underwood "Inside Your Heaven" 15. Frankie J "Don't Wanna Try" 16. Ryan Cabrera "Shine On" 17. Switchfoot "Stars" 18. Franz Ferdinand "Do You Want To."

Anyway, one-third of the way in, we run suddenly into a batch of songs that I'd previously heard rarely or not at all. These are my thoughts:

Simple Plan "Shut Up" (live) - Good hard-rocking adenoidal bratboy bubblepunk. The harmonies thrill me to my teeth, the adenoid voices make me grit my teeth. Nice roar, and when they're sensitive they're better than when they're adenoidal. They've got a nice lift, may be nicer than Green Day's, but Green Day doesn't irritate me nearly as much.

Relient K "Be My Escape" - Good strong rock riff at the start, which the track then flees, clearing out the space for sensitive boy vocals and nice harmonies. Likable, I suppose, but still, I'm trying to figure out what is it with boys these days, why they don't sing nearly as well as girls. Why are boys either defensively whiny or stupidly sappy?

Saving Jane "Girl Next Door" - See above.

Emma Roberts "I Wanna Be" - Nice bubblepunk start, 8 fast beats per measure on the guitar. The voice is really young, which seems to be its main characteristic. "I want my life to be more than a journey into nowhere." Needs a better song. And a more interesting voice. Maybe she'll grow one.

Howie Day "Collide" - This is terrible. Boy sensitive. The voice... Is he a Ryan Cabrera imitator? But Ryan has a beautiful voice, whereas... wait, this guy just sang "I somehow found you and I." Aagh! Make it stop. (Oh, yeah, this is a CD so I can make it stop.)

Gavin DeGraw "Follow Through" - I think I've heard this before. The melody is not so bad; the voice is inflexible, but its inflexibility may give this a bit of dignity. And maybe ths melody is so bad. It's not fair that this stuff corners the market on sensitivity. Not horrible, I suppose.

Switchfoot "Stars" - The name Switchfoot seems so familiar, as if they're a majorly popular band that I've just never managed to hear. (However, if I were novelist needing to invent a name for a fictional Majorly Popular Mainstream Rock Band, "Switchfoot" would be the sort of name I'd choose.) The singer manages to be strained yet blah. The harmony is not altogether terrible. "Everyone feels so lonely, everyone feels so empty, but when I look at the stars I feel like myself." Um. The melody has its pleasing moments, but the lyrics achieve a sublimity of badness that I, were I to be a novelist, would be proud to place in any fictional bands' mouth. How come nobody ever told me about this? "Stars looking at a planet/Watchin' entropy and pain/And maybe start to wonder how the chaos in our lives/Can pass as sane/I've been thinking of the meaning of resistance/Of a world beyond my own/And suddenly the infinite and the penitent/Begin to look like home."

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Monday, 17 April 2006 20:30 (eighteen years ago) link

Here's one for ya: Tokio Hotel, teenage nu-metal types from Germany, rather massive in their home land, went straight to number one the other week. Worth pointing out that the singer is a boy.

William Bloody Swygart (mrswygart), Monday, 17 April 2006 21:04 (eighteen years ago) link

I like the Tokio Hotel clips, and nothing they do would sound weird on a Lohan album, but most wouldn't sound weird on a Flyleaf album either. Honestly, if you hadn't told me, and I hadn't seen the pic, I'd have thought the singer was a girl.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Thursday, 20 April 2006 18:14 (eighteen years ago) link

Why are boys either defensively whiny or stupidly sappy?

It has an inexplicable tendency to get them laid.

Je4nn3 ƒur¥ (Je4nne Fury), Thursday, 20 April 2006 19:59 (eighteen years ago) link

A tendency, but not a certainty ( for inst, please god: David Gilmour featuring David Crosby and Graham Nash, on The Tonight Show this very

don, Friday, 21 April 2006 03:34 (eighteen years ago) link

Switchfoot and Relient K are jesus bands, and if I have to choose I'd rather hear Switchfoot. They 'dare you to move' and remind you that 'we were meant to live for so much more' while Relient K come off like co-dependent types.

Keith Harris REALLY likes "Stars." I've seen him sing it in his car on the way to a Beck concert.

Zwan (miccio), Friday, 21 April 2006 04:29 (eighteen years ago) link

do they fade out the "i blew him before ya" line on the Franz track?

Zwan (miccio), Friday, 21 April 2006 04:32 (eighteen years ago) link

No, the blew was blanked.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Friday, 21 April 2006 19:28 (eighteen years ago) link

OK, further ruminations. Here's the Platinum Weird line (from "Avalanche"):

"Oh your promised land doesn't stand/Can't hold back the avalanche."

And the Ashlee line (from "Say Goodbye"):

"Maybe you don't/Love me/Like I love you baby/'Cause the broken in you doesn't make me run."

The Platinum Weird line is just far too vague, whereas the Ashlee line is utterly wonderful. Yet when I look at them, I realize that the Ashlee line is at least as abstract as the Platinum Weird. So why does the Ashlee line work so much better?

(Btw, for those of you just tuning in, Platinum Weird is Dave Stewart and Kara DioGuardi, and the forthcoming album is produced by John Shanks; and Shanks and DioGuardi are listed as co-writers (along w/ Ashlee Simpson) of "Say Goodbye" and everything else on Ashlee's I Am Me, and many of the songs on Ashlee's Autobiography.)

I do like "Your promised land doesn't stand/Can't hold back the avalanche," the idea of a fantasy or a promise or a dream being knocked down and swept away by an avalanche (the avalanche being reality I suppose, life, or Kara's anger, or something). It's an ambitious image. But it needs something else in the song, some story for the metaphor to hook onto - promise of what? which dreamland? for the metaphor to sum up. Whereas "Maybe you don't/Love me/Like I love you/'Cause the broken in you doesn't make me run" is a story in itself. It feels archetypal, like "The King died, the Queen died of grief." For all its abstractness, "the broken in you" is an image that I can immediately attach my experience to. Or maybe not my experience, just the image of Ashlee willing to wrap her arms around a man in his brokenness. As for promises and dreams not holding back the avalanche of events - my mind gets it but doesn't bring any feelings or experience to add to it.

I realize that my explanation here doesn't explain...

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Friday, 21 April 2006 20:32 (eighteen years ago) link

Tim F.: I actually like the seriousness of much of I Am Me. My two favourite songs are probably "Dancing Alone" and "Eyes Wide Open", which are probably the two most, er, i dunno, polished emotive songs on there? They're melodramatic but not Courtney-esque.

But I love every song on the album. If I'd heard it last year it probably would have been my third favourite of the year (I like it much more than Autobiography actually, though maybe that's because I heard it first so it hit me harder). I even love the powerballad "Say Goodbye", which has some awesome lyrics:

"Maybe/you don't/love me/like I/love you/baby/'cos the broken in you doesn't make me run"

Something about that line is so ace, maybe it's that it drags out the simple first part so much, then all the meaning is actually so tightly compressed in the second half.

Tim, interestingly enough, a couple of days before you posted that I was listening to "Say Goodbye," a song I'd tended to pass over, and the "broken in you" line hit me hard; and what I said to myself was, "Here's a line from the second album that feels like a lot of the first album."

I'd heard the second album first too, didn't buy Autobiography until I was basically done with my review of I Am Me. I'd heard the three singles from the first, only really concentrated on "La La." When I finally did hear Autobiography, my jaw dropped at the title song, the two singles I'd ignored ("Pieces of Me" and "Shadow") suddenly hit me as really powerful - in fact tracks one through four were a knockout, "Autobiography" followed by the three singles - and a few tracks farther I found another song to adore, "Love Me For Me." But I did feel that, overall, I Am Me had a stronger sound, despite Autobiography having a rougher, rawer guitar. In fact, I decided that on "La La" - which I still think is her best song - both she and Shanks are pushing too hard, trying to be too rough and tough. Whereas on I Am Me - e.g., rockers such as the title track and "Coming Back For More" - the sound was a lot cleaner and the singing more at ease without losing an iota of force. And back on Autobiography the rawer guitar sound was also applied to the ballads at the backend. And the combo - guitar roar and ballads - seemed wearying.

Anyhow, at some point something shifted in the way I heard it. And this isn't because my analysis above is wrong; maybe just my ears remixed the songs in my head. I'd played my five favorites from Autobiography into the ground and was now going on to the others, and I was hearing through the roar to the melodies and the words, or the roar now had rearranged itself and didn't seem like a roar. Hard to say why you like one thing more than another, but Autobiography ends up - at least for now - having more tunes that grab me and more words that make me feel.

This is relative. I love both albums. The difference is really this: Listening to I Am Me, I fell in love with the music. Listening to Autobiography, I fell in love with her.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Friday, 21 April 2006 21:03 (eighteen years ago) link

Just to point out to UK Peeps: 'Under The Surface', i.e. The Marit Larsen Album, is now available to buy on iTunes in the UK, and possibly elsewhere.

William Bloody Swygart (mrswygart), Friday, 21 April 2006 22:41 (eighteen years ago) link

Johanna Stahley looks like she might be pushing the big Two-Six, in cover pix of I'm Not Perfect. But seems perfectly at home over teenpop-associated beats. Her multitracked vocals eventually get just a bit rackety, humdrum and blurry, but they're exuberant; no vocal anorexia, as Frank detected in some Sheryl Crow tracks, over on Rolling Country. (Seems like an sporadic problem from her first album on, I'd say.) And Johanna's conclusions about life so far are problematic only insofar as my (gradual) tiring of the vocals lets me notice that they are conclusions, stick a fork in they done. Would like just a bit more of story (could be just traces), of how she got to her findings. But it's okay, and can see how she might be great in cited gigs at Arlene's Grocery, if that's a good-sounding room. But the real story here might be the backing tracks, by Eitan Graff & Assaf Spector of Yellopop. They prove you don't need a Major Label budget-vs.-royalties to get this sound. H'mm, Yellopop?

don, Friday, 21 April 2006 23:21 (eighteen years ago) link

Frank I'm gonna keep listening to Autobiography. Your story above makes a lot of sense.

Thinking of that line in "Say Goodbye", I think one of the things that makes it work so well is that, yeah, at first glance it sounds pretty straightforward, but actually it's almost encoded. A straightforward line would be something like: "You can't handle me 'cos I'm complicated" or "You only like me when I make you look good." But instead she says:

"Maybe you don't love me like I love you, baby, cos the broken in you doesn't make me run. There is beauty in the darkness. I'm not frightened - without it I could never feel the sun."

It's a lot less judgmental and, I guess, more reflective, this way: like she's just coming to understand the difference in the way that she and her (soon to be?) ex approach questions of love and relationships. And she's not sure which is right or wrong (if right and wrong there is) but she's not sorry for being the way she is. And then on another level she's telling him that it's okay to be damaged.

Tim Finney (Tim Finney), Friday, 21 April 2006 23:46 (eighteen years ago) link

Also, the connection of something like a container, when I get to "broken": if she believed she really was in his heart then when it was broken, she would run--her doubt about his doubt/limit (which comes from preception that *something's* damn well broken) comes out judgemental, to me. (Of me, to a degree.)I think I could feel the sun even if I didn't feel the beauty in the night, seems like self-justtification, but maybe cause I'm inclined to identify with him, at this point.

don, Saturday, 22 April 2006 00:13 (eighteen years ago) link

I just came here to post how much that "Had A Bad Day" song makes me want to smack Daniel Powter/Powder around. God help me, that song needs to go the hell away.

Je4nn3 ƒur¥ (Je4nne Fury), Saturday, 22 April 2006 00:18 (eighteen years ago) link

Cause you had a bad day
You're taking one down
You sing a sad song just to turn it around
You say you don't know
You tell me don't lie
You work at a smile and you go for a ride
You had a bad day
The camera don't lie
You're coming back down and you really don't mind
You had a bad day
You had a bad day


That sing-songy brainless piano plinking and sing-songy brainless melody coupled with YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU chorus is irritating beyond words.

Je4nn3 ƒur¥ (Je4nne Fury), Saturday, 22 April 2006 00:24 (eighteen years ago) link

This is what happens when coffee companies stop paying for original jingles.

ant@work.com, Saturday, 22 April 2006 00:26 (eighteen years ago) link

The only saving grace of that song is that the video clip gives the blonde chick wot used to be in The O.C. something to do. The song itself sounds like a parody of itself, like the singer is actually sending up the entire notion of having a bad day (is it? Am I underestimating the songwriter?)

I dunno Don, I think Ashlee is saying "we're both broken (damaged, not heartbroken), but you want someone unbroken (maybe because you can't handle your own brokenness). Whereas because I know that I'm broken I'm willing to accept that dealing with your brokenness is the only way I could make this arrangement work. You disagree, so this relationship isn't gonna work."

Tim Finney (Tim Finney), Saturday, 22 April 2006 00:27 (eighteen years ago) link

Wrapped up in this is the belief that the notion of a "fairweather friend" being a bad thing holds doubly true for relationships: that it's only by understanding someone in all their complexity and difficulty (rather than some seemingly unblemished pedestal perfection) that you can make love really meaningful.

Tim Finney (Tim Finney), Saturday, 22 April 2006 00:29 (eighteen years ago) link

Sort of similar to the lyrics for "Unperfectly" by Ani DiFranco, 1992:

I crashed your pickup track
then I had to drive it back home
I was crying I was so scared
of what you would do
of what you would say
but you just started laughing
so I just started laughing along
saying it looks a little rough
but it runs o.k.
it looks a little rough
but it runs good anyway

we get a little further from perfection
each year on the road
I think it's called character
I think that's just the way it goes
but it's better to be dusty than polished
like some store window mannequin
won't you touch me where I'm rusty
let me stain your hands
touch me where I'm rusty, let me...

Tim Finney (Tim Finney), Saturday, 22 April 2006 00:34 (eighteen years ago) link

This is what happens when coffee companies stop paying for original jingles.

Not for long...enter The Lovemarks!

Saatchi & Saatchi is touting a manufactured girl band, created by the agency, as its latest ad weapon in the battle to reach young consumers.

Marketers will be able to hire the as-yet-unnamed group to promote their brands in their songs, their clothing and what they eat and drink.

(More at Poptimists). (xpost)

nameom (nameom), Saturday, 22 April 2006 00:36 (eighteen years ago) link

(1) Several days ago I played the first track on the Johanna Stahley and liked it so much I was ready to make a pitch to Chuck. Tashpop with teenpop beats? I'll have to give that more thought. More rock 'n' roll pizzazz than the Tashbed, I'd say (and I feel relatively positive towards the Tashbed, who, as I've been saying, has been embraced by the teens, albeit in the 30s in plays per week (like Ashlee's "L.O.V.E.") rather than the 70s (like Aly & AJ's "Rush"); and she's on that Nickelodeon compilation too). Stahley's promo sheet says, "Putting a positive spin on missteps and broken relationships is the message threaded through I'm Not Perfect."

It's also the message threaded through I Am Me, is it not?

(2) I got Tori Amos's Scarlet's Walk (2002) from the library last Saturday; haven't had time to listen to it enough, but so far I like it far more than I'd expected. It seems far more pop than I remember her being (I used to cringe when people played her for me); is this because she's moved closer to pop, or because pop moved closer to her? I've not been taking in the lyrics, not because I've been avoiding them, just because she's been in the background and they haven't broken through. In any event, there are songs on here that aren't so different from the opening to "Rush," though unlike Aly & AJ she doesn't take them through to the teenrush of a wailing chorus.

So are the girlpoppers effecting a change in my taste?

I mean, Tori Amos???

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Saturday, 22 April 2006 03:17 (eighteen years ago) link

is this because she's moved closer to pop, or because pop moved closer to her?

I imagine it's both...a friend of mine made this same observation a week or so ago. She doesn't listen to the radio and dislikes most teen pop, and she thought that Tori Amos was going more "mainstream" in her some of her later albums (I wouldn't know, never really listened to Tori Amos all that much). I forget which album we were listening to. But then how many teen poppers cite Tori Amos as a major influence? Is the ratio the same as a high school drama dept's worth of aspiring singers?

nameom (nameom), Saturday, 22 April 2006 03:35 (eighteen years ago) link

Scarlet's Walk isn't necessarily more pop than Tori's other stuff, but it's certainly less idiosyncratic and more deliberately pleasant. I sort of think of it as her attempt to make a classic rock road album, like she'd been listening to some Fleetwood Mac and Joni Mitchell and maybe some early Elton John while she was out on the road, and just really enjoyed the sense of comfort the music exuded. I like it as an album, but not as much as her earlier stuff - that comfort and, um, generally well-shaped classicism of it all comes at the expense of some of her more gonzo-inspired shards of brilliance on earlier albums. There was a discussion on this recently where Jody Beth Rosen had some really good points.

Ashlee et. al. certainly still sound closer her first album Little Earthquakes, which I actually really could imagine sounding quite different after a heavy dose of current confessional teenpop. Some young aspiring girlpopper should definitely cover "Girl" from that album. But more generally I think we might see girlpoppers move toward that territory when they get to the third album stage and wanna "prove themselves creatively". Relevant factoid: Alanis Morrissette claimed in an interview that when she first heard Little Earthquakes she lay on her floor and cried all day.

Tim Finney (Tim Finney), Saturday, 22 April 2006 03:38 (eighteen years ago) link

Autobiography ends like I Am Me on a relationship that's not working. The song, "Undiscovered," starts:

"Take it back, take it all back now/The things I gave, like the taste of my kiss on your lips/I miss that now."

So by the third line she's taking back the taking back. She misses him. She wants him back. Once again, she's telling a story in abstractions, and once again it feels like a fullbodied story anyway. The chorus goes:

"All the things left undiscovered/Leave me waiting and left to wonder/I need you/Yeah I need you/Don't walk away."

What a profound way to lament a relationship: "All the things left undiscovered."

And then there's the ending, which is a whole new melody, sung in the same slow steps Tim described in "Say Goodbye," but many more - I wish I could convey her singing, the slow emphasis she gives everything, first a steady tread on her husky register:

"'Cause I can't fake/And I can't hate/But it's my heart/That's 'bout to break/You're all I need/I'm on my knees/Watch me bleed/Would you listen please"

Then repetitive little cries as her voice lifts.

"I give in/I breathe out/I want you/There's no doubt/I freak out/I'm left out/Without you/I'm without/I cross out/I can't doubt/I cry out/I reach out/Don't walk away, don't walk away, don't walk away, don't walk away"

A couple of interesting facts about this song: (1) Background vocals are credited to Ashlee Simpson alone; unlike the other tracks, no Kara or John augmenting her. (2) Songwriters are Ashlee Simpson and John Shanks. No Kara.

So, a question I'm kind of posing myself - who or what am I loving when I love Ashlee? - well, this doesn't necessarily eliminate Kara (who's at least as good-looking as Ashlee, and she's only 17 years younger than I rather than 31, and she says on her Myspace page she's single and straight)... This is an artistic creation here, this Ashlee, no matter how few or how many hands are in on it. But still, try and find an equal creation from Kara or John when Ashlee's not in the room.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Saturday, 22 April 2006 04:14 (eighteen years ago) link

I do need to point out that the first few times I heard "The taste of my kiss on your lips" it sounded like "the taste of Marcus on your lips." In fact, when I'm not really paying attention, that's how I still hear it.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Saturday, 22 April 2006 04:16 (eighteen years ago) link

Doe sthe new Damone single qualify?

I love it to death. It's like the Matrix guys doing Judas Preist with a refreshingly non-breathy girl voice on top.

Grey, Ian (IanBrooklyn), Saturday, 22 April 2006 04:18 (eighteen years ago) link

Everything counts, Ian, the poppers and the rockers all interbreeding these days.

Back to "Undiscovered": Good guitar playing from John, too. A gentle drone, a note shifts while the others stay put, but it's insistent, like the song itself.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Saturday, 22 April 2006 04:24 (eighteen years ago) link

Tori used to do alll these EPs, frequently weird covers; maybe she finally heard Cat Power do the same thing on albums, and decided to do something straighter for a moment, like Courtney doing Celebrity Skin, or the artsos lightening up in sidetrips, like Postal Service and New Pornographers: "a solo album from myself," as Beck put it. I doubt she's through with her true Calling. Never heard her second, reportedly artier album, Folklore (though seemed to get gen favorable, if unintriguing, reviews, like in Voice), but Nelly F's going back to pop, upping the ante with Timbaland, Pharell Williams, Neptunes, Scott Storch, reggaeton, etc.(I know yall know this, but it cheers me up to write it down.)

don, Saturday, 22 April 2006 05:09 (eighteen years ago) link

(Thanks for the explanation and Ani lyric, Tim. I usually like her, and she has some pop appeal she's usually got way down in some other stuff, to lure us in I guess. Did a really good version of "Wishin' And Hopin'.")

don, Saturday, 22 April 2006 05:14 (eighteen years ago) link

Has anyone here heard the Furtado?

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Saturday, 22 April 2006 05:14 (eighteen years ago) link

(I wrote about Ani's cover of "Wishin' And Hopin'" in the latest issue of Why Music Sucks.)I meant to hitum for a promo; doesn't it come out in May? We probably still could.

don, Saturday, 22 April 2006 05:19 (eighteen years ago) link

"(Thanks for the explanation and Ani lyric, Tim. I usually like her, and she has some pop appeal she's usually got way down in some other stuff, to lure us in I guess. Did a really good version of "Wishin' And Hopin'.") "

I actually brought up the Ani lyric partly because I reckon I could make a mean compilation of earlier Ani stuff that would sound like an underproduced version of a lot of stuff here. Back on the covers tip, something like "Anyday" would make a great ballad for a girlpopper (I love this phrase Frank!) to do. In some ways becoming so obsessive about Ashlee has put me back in touch with my partially repressed fem-singer-songwriter adolescence.

Tim Finney (Tim Finney), Saturday, 22 April 2006 05:34 (eighteen years ago) link

"Love Makes the World Go Round," on the first Ashlee: Another one that I'd not felt at all upon first listen and that then jumped me later on, and now seems quintessentially Ashlee. It's Jimmy Draper's favorite. Another love affair that's not working. There's a great moment, the song being soft and sensitive, and Ashlee singing, "Hold on it's tragic/Stumbling through all this static," and they treat the voice on the word "static" so it fuzzes out of focus, and power guitars roar in. This is feistier, less the lament than "Say Goodbye" or "Undiscovered." The title is equivocally ironic. "I'm the one who's crawling on the ground/When you say love makes the world go round." But then at the end she goes "I say love makes the world go round." I think it means that she's ready to love people other than this guy.

Songwriting credits: Ashlee Simpson and John Shanks. Once again, no Kara.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Saturday, 22 April 2006 05:37 (eighteen years ago) link

Frank, with Scarlet's Walk: try listening to "Your Cloud" and Ashlee's "Say Goodbye" back to back.

Tim Finney (Tim Finney), Saturday, 22 April 2006 07:52 (eighteen years ago) link

here is what i posted a little while back about johanna stahley on the country thread (ps: i am still alive and well, and usually not all that sad, either. before long i'll probably start showing up on this board again more. if nothing else, i'll have more time to post, yikes):

Anyway. Johanna Stahley's *I'm Not Perfect* (she's from NYC, I think) is a better Sheryl Crow album than the last Sheryl Crow album. Sounds more like when Sheryl liked beats, back in her "Leaving Las Vegas" days. First song is called "My Big O (I Can)," and, judging from the album cover photo, may well be about the singer's Big O and the achieving of it thereof. Also, she imitates Steve Tyler in it. Another highlight is the one where Johanna falls for a bartender. And even the songs with sorta dreary words don't sound like they do.
-- xhuxk (xedd...), March 18th, 2006.
What makes Johanna Stanley's CD so boppy, I figured out, is how her bassist and drummer play full-on late '60s bubblegum soul beats in three straight songs in the middle -- "The Bartender Song," "What You're Doing," and "Misery," the latter of which doesn't sound miserable at all. Tapdancey alley-cat rhythm of "I'm Not Perfect" (a Rickie Lee or Norah Jones move?) and George Michael Diddleybeats of "Nothing I Would Change" are nice, too.
-- xhuxk (xedd...), March 18th, 2006.

xhuxk, Saturday, 22 April 2006 12:49 (eighteen years ago) link

I like the zany vocals-mixed-hard-right stuff on The Bartender.

Grey, Ian (IanBrooklyn), Saturday, 22 April 2006 20:34 (eighteen years ago) link

I want to report at the library today I got the recent Ani DiFranco album, called Knuckle Down, and the Alanis Morissette collection, called The Collection. I hope you all appreciate my dedication to my craft.

(I, however, did not get the Switchfoot. I picked it up, looked at it, but could not make myself take it.)

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Sunday, 23 April 2006 00:27 (eighteen years ago) link

I want to report that at the library... (the report wasn't at the library; the CDs were).

I need an editor.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Sunday, 23 April 2006 00:58 (eighteen years ago) link

I do appreciate it, but have not heard Knuckle Down, so assume no responsiblity if it makes you puke. (Of course, if you puke and/or post after Track 1, as is your want and/or wont, just keep a-goin'.)Was just now listening to Johana again before I read that, and at first thinking I'd low-rated her later tracks, but now thinking I do still like the arrangements better, though prob exaggerated the amount of multitracked vocals. For those who dig thee vintage teenpop (and with astute speculation on why Sandie never made it in the USA, by my and Frank's and xxhuxx's old mate RRRRiegel): http://www.sandieshaw.com/forum

don, Sunday, 23 April 2006 01:10 (eighteen years ago) link

Brie Larson (http://www.myspace.com/brielarsonmusic) answers questions from her fans (this is a longer selection than nameom posted above):

Q: 1. why are you so spectacular? 2. can you buy a private jet and save me from florida? I think the elderly people are coming to get me.

A: 1.) i took classes from lindsay lohan. but they involved drugs and drinking, so I failed. 2.) if I had a hammer, i'd hammer in the morning, i'd hammer in the eve'nin, all over this land.

Q: Are you excited about turning 17 this year?

A: i'm more excited about not turning 16.

Q: Where do you get the inspiration to be a song-writer and by being an artist (design)?

A: i dont get inspiration. I dont really know why I write about certain things, or why I dont write about certain things. I dont really "write" about anything. its all pish posh.

Q: So first of all i would like to ask. will you come to my house and disco with me and my brother in the nude? Secondly. being serious and all. WHEN. and i mean it. are you my dear, going to come to england.

A: I was in England yesterday! didnt you know? I was dressed as ringo star and I yelled things like "NAY NAY NAY"

Q: will you sing happy birthday to me on friday? i'll be 19.

A: happy birthday Mr.president.

Q: Okay. i've got three questions. 1. do you have any pets? If so, what are there and what are their names? 2. Have you ever watched Veronica Mars? If not, you should. 3. Have you ever traveled overseas? if so, whats your fave place you've been and why? p.s. Do you love it?

A: (uno) yes. simon's dawgs. and unicorn. (something) i lost my remote (tres) i was riding on the mayflower, when I thought I spotted some land.

brie!!!!!!!! will you come and chill with captain nicnic in hard rock cafe london and bathe in baked beans? you know you wanna

A: YES YES YES.

Q: what is your fav. sport and why??

A: is that a trick question?

Q: have you ever wondered what your life would be like without the music, the movies, and the fans?

A: yes. and then I remember that I would live the same life.

Q: 1. What is the best Bob Dylan CD? 2. Have you seen Transamerica? 3. Do you think Reese Witherspoon should have got best actress?

A: 1.) my favorite is Highway 61 revisted. but they are all amazing. 2.) nope. 3.) i thought she did win? am i going out of my mind? I saw walk the line the day it came out, at midnight. LOVE IT.

Q: yes, she did win...my question is do you think she deserved it or should someone else have got it. =]

Q: what is ur biggest wish??? :)

A: to be a character at disneyland. mostly Ariel.

Q: if you could live in any decade which decade would you choose?

A: SIMPLE. the 60s. no doubt.

Q: Do you remember going to a school called Pioneer Middle in South Florida to talk about you're movie Hoot (April 3rd)?

A: PIONEER MIDDLE SCHOOL GIVES A HOOT. i hope cookies and cream/salt and pepper have been feed lots of cheetos and crickets.

Q: Where'd you get your networking skills?

A: from many years of working in the netting industry.

Q: Do you want to go see the musical Wicked with me.

A: can I be in the musical?

Q: What event from your life would make the best cartoon scene? Pirates: cool or overrated?

A: once I chased a road runner. i tried to drop an anvil on her head. but it fell on me instead. i think that would work great as a cartoon. the best part was that I was dressed as a coyote! how random right?! right. pirates are overreated. I AM THE WARRIOR.

Q: How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? Why is the sky blue?

A: those are highly controversial question. mostly ones I cannot answer. but I will say this. "is it safe to say C'mon C'mon? was it right to leave? c'mon c'mon. will I ever learn? c'mon c'mon c'mon c'mon"

Q: you were in my dream. i'm hungry. lets go get pizza.

A: I have a question. I JUST GOT OFF THE PHONE WITH YOU AND NOT ONCE DID YOU MENTION THAT I WAS IN YOUR DREAM. what the frick. that damned lip ring is giving you brain damage.

Q: do you like mooses? that is a weird word. mooses.

A: i once owned a bear that wore a dragon costume, named moose. so. to answer your question. i hope mooses suck.

Q: would you eat a chocolate covered hot dog if someone offered it to you?

A: depends. what kind of dog? i couldnt eat a whole saint bernard. maybe a baby poodle. the white ones. with milk chocolate? that wouldnt be so bad.

Q: What do you think about imaginary teddybears?
-You want one?
-Do you think im crazy, or just a really cool person with an imaginary teddybear called Hans?
Take your time Brie.
Those are some tough questions.

A: --- they make me say "free all night" ---i dont ---well. can you make pancakes? waffles? if the answer is yes. then yes.


Q: i got a job at the gun club pulling traps. it just kind of happened. i dont even know what i'll be doing. AHHHH I'VE NEVER EVEN HELD A GUN IN MY LIFE! but i hear you get good tips...should i stick with it? hahaha this is like an advice column...

A: YES. BECAUSE YOU ARE THE WARRIOR. listen to the following songs, they will be the soundtrack to your life: slippery people by talking heads, warrior by yeah yeah yeahs, knockin' on heavens door by BOB DYLAN and....soldier by destinys child:)

Q: How long does it take you to come up with all the banter you churn out? I mean seriously, it has to be the most random irrelevant stuff I've ever read. I guess though that is the mystery that is Brie Larson....

A: i bought the Do-it-yourself DVD.

Q: is your concert on friday free?

A: well. its 5 invisible dollars. so I guess you could say that.

Q: should my mum let me get my lip pierced?

A: YES. and it should be in the shape of the letter B.

Q: Do You Like Panic! at the disco? and do you think billie joe armstrong is attractive?

A: i would say no, but only because when I hear their music or just their name...I get this sudden urge to break my left arm and stick a fork in my eye? billie joe armstrong is in green day. your answer is right there.

Q: What does celestial mean?

A: read a book. maybe its in there.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Sunday, 23 April 2006 01:36 (eighteen years ago) link

I wrote about Yolanda Thomas (as part of a long spiel where I briefly mentioned, uh, other stuff) on the metal thread, but she probably would've made more sense here. here she is:

http://cdbaby.com/cd/yolandat

xhuxk, Sunday, 23 April 2006 01:37 (eighteen years ago) link

ok what the heck this is what i wrote about her (though i'll leave out the other stuff):

1. yolanda thomas (another post-divinyls cdbaby aussie hard-living gurl who stops after only *eight* songs and who is almost as good as leanne kingwell in her horniest songs "lock up your sons" and "going down" where she is gone down on and maybe "oh yes", all of which make her two sappier songs about california more bearable).

2. come to think of it, "oh yes" probably has a wee bit too much melissa etheridge in it for its own good, and the gloria-estefan-via-shakira move "perception of deception" is probably more fun. vibratophobes, caveat emptor. but "lock up your sons" and "going down" are truly rockin' and sexy and really crack me up:

xhuxk, Sunday, 23 April 2006 01:40 (eighteen years ago) link

uh, getting fired has apparently worked wonders on my counting skills: yolanda thomas's CD has seven songs, not eight. and her l.a. songs aren't really all *that* sappy; i can easily imagine faster pussycat singing "breaking in hollywood." the other one's more sheryl crow.

xhuxk, Sunday, 23 April 2006 02:21 (eighteen years ago) link

also from metal thread: a teen-pop band i never heard of before from 30 years ago whose album i bought for $2 in seattle last week (i wrote this before i knew they were teen-pop):

- slik *slik* (1976, on arista records, and totally fucking mysterious. who the hell are these guys? they name one song "the kid's a punk" but at best they only look like punks in the *lords of flatbush*/dion and the belmonts sense, except they're all wearing different baseball jerseys on the cover. and really short greasy hair. you know they're tough guys 'cause the one with the springsteen/deniro/pacino look has a toothpick in his mouth and another one is punching his left palm with his right fist. they cover both "when will i be loved" by the everly brothers and "bom bom" by exuma, the latter of which i'm pretty sure was also covered by the jimmy castor bunch, and they also do a song called "do it again" credited to midge ure, though ultravox didn't put out their first album until 1977 I think. also, there's a song called "dancerama." so maybe they're disco? i have no idea, not yet.)
-- xhuxk (xhux...), April 23rd, 2006.

http://alexgitlin.com/npp/slik.htm

http://www.answers.com/topic/slik

xhuxk, Sunday, 23 April 2006 04:06 (eighteen years ago) link

Wow. So Midge Ure was in something good once. I guess when they adopted their lovable nicknames,he took his from the insect, cos the voice is just so high. Whining by again, can't touch it, too thin, just wait til it's gone. (in Ultravox, anyway.)

don, Sunday, 23 April 2006 04:39 (eighteen years ago) link

Frank i've only heard Knuckle Down once or twice but it has little if anything to do with teenpop! I was thinking more of some of the stuff Ani was making 10-15 years ago in her early 20s. I could make a comp and send it to you (he says, remembering the pile of CDs he's still supposed to make for various ilxors).

Tim Finney (Tim Finney), Sunday, 23 April 2006 07:05 (eighteen years ago) link

Slik's 'Forever and Ever' was #1 here in 1976, Frank. Certainly Midge Ure's finest moment, which isn't saying much, but it was a really good single, late glam with some nice bells, and nothing to do with punk which was utterly unknown in the Uk at the time. Also, he wasn't the leader of Ultravox at first - in fact their first album is art-school new wave with John Foxx up front, and is quite good.

Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Sunday, 23 April 2006 08:48 (eighteen years ago) link

More about Courtney
Ovular--From Ovary, a femminst replacement for seminary, from Semen.

Watching the video to Mono, which i think is the key to all this, there is a scene, with courtney in a grocery store, being chased by cops and photogs, she stops, lifts her skirts, and has 3 children come out from under, the girls lift their skirts, and there is three more--that set lifts there skirts, and emerge with chain saws...the girls in chain saws ravage the suburbs.

i dont need to do the freudian work for you (the whole video is pretty transparent) but i think that 6 or so years ago, courtney was arguing that she would give birth to a generation of kids who will kill their parents--and one could make the arguement that Ashlee, etc are those kids.

whether courntey would allow that is up for debate ofcourse--but the video is pretty clear on the sticky politics of progeny.

(you can stream it on her site)

anthony easton (anthony), Sunday, 23 April 2006 09:41 (eighteen years ago) link

Just to point out to UK Peeps: 'Under The Surface', i.e. The Marit Larsen Album, is now available to buy on iTunes in the UK, and possibly elsewhere.

You can also go to http://www.cdplanet.no, which is a norwegian website but there's a flag on the top left of the page that you can click to view the Webpage in English (the album costs 18.50 in U.S. dollars, but I'll bet there's a significant handling and shipping charge [I didn't check]).

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Sunday, 23 April 2006 22:21 (eighteen years ago) link

Not A Pretty Girl was a good Ani album, but maybe a little later(and otherwise less relevant) than the ones you're talking about, Tim??

don, Sunday, 23 April 2006 22:55 (eighteen years ago) link

No I think Not A Pretty Girl (I agree her best album) is still relevant, basically that stretch from about 1992 to 1996 was the period where I think she was making music that was most likely to connect with teenagers. I really got into Not A Pretty Girl and Dilate when I was 14.

Tim Finney (Tim Finney), Sunday, 23 April 2006 23:10 (eighteen years ago) link

Yeah, Martin, I listened to Silk's "Forever and Ever" and I definitely recognize it, definitely heard it before, though who knows where -- maybe on some K-Tel-type compilation of mid '70s British hits? Anyway, it's nice. Very spacey opening. But their version of "Bom Bom" (which Jimmy Castor did indeed also cover) is way better. Who were Exuma, anyway?

Metal Mike Saunders, via email today:

> i haven't even heard the Dhani side(s) (single or anything else) post A-Teens. but during all of year 2005 i had literally BOXES of 3/$1 (especially) and 50 cent and dollar bin vinyl albums 60's/70's (mostly) to dredge thorugh here at home.

i had a small-lightburlb-turns-on moment of clarity the other day...and realized that when you break down the last 30 calendar years into decades as --

1975 - 85
1985 - 95
1995 - 05

then i can cue up a list of "very favorite pop act of each 10 years (decade) of the last 30 years" as a uninterrupted Swedish Pop head of class reign --

ABBA
Roxette
A*Teens

the 1995 Roxette (foreign issue only) singles comp GREATEST HITS / GET TO THE CHORUS is just unbelievable....i have to pick up a used CD of it on Ebay. i stumbled across a Korean cassette in a local thrift store lasst year...

I guess that indicates i'll be digging up the post-A*Teens sides in, i dunno, year 2015?

the footage in APA's mtv reality show looked like it was just a Dr Luke thing (the strong single/tune), but you know Max Martin...a million dollars can't get him in front of a camera or an american interviewer. smart guy.

does any fanboard know exactly what Max Martin actually did on Bon Jovi's "It's My Life" mega-hit comback monster except -- obviously -- completely fix (rerecord) the rhythm track. and either co-write or do similar major fix-it work on the tune? BJ are total dicks about giving (signing over any) outside production credits...bon jon's such a musical genius y'know...like that godawful current fake-o "country" version (for CMT and country radio) of their (current) hack single ("They Say You Can't Go Home")...good lord what an affront to intelligent/clever pop or pop/country music. if i had the funds i'd have Miranda Lambert burn HIS fuckin house down. it's not pretty when pretty boys start getting old and think, "oh, it's time to start cutting country-crossover versions." fuckin' tool. he should roadie for Ashley Parker Angel!

xhuxk, Sunday, 23 April 2006 23:36 (eighteen years ago) link

Even as a Shanks fan I can't find much good to say about "They Say You Can't Go Home," but the Martin co-written and Shanks co-produced "Complicated" is the best thing on the album, and it basically is teenpop, even though sung by old Jon (who's younger than I or Metal Mike).

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Monday, 24 April 2006 00:37 (eighteen years ago) link

I've listened to the new Pink and guess what? I'm conflicted about it. Neither Shanks nor DioGuardi are on it, but they're an influence. (My feeling is that Martin has been going for a bright version of their style rather than that they're an American-rocked version of his style, though I don't have the music-theory chops to really back up this feeling. They're work covers a wider range, too, for what that's worth.) Anyway, about half of the Pink album - not just the Max-Luke numbers, either - are in the Shanks-DioGuardi and/or Martin-Gottwald style, and hearing Pink's voice fronting that style is a bit weird. I'm not sure she's the right singer for it. I mostly like those songs, and I may like them more once I get used to them. Perhaps. "U + Ur Hand" is a grumpier, duller version of the Veronicas' "4ever." It's so similar that Martin and Gottwald should sue themselves. Same Transylvanian half-step, same layered-on harmony. But it doesn't have the sparkle or bite of "4ever." Maybe if I'd heard it on its own I'd adore it.

(Gottwald could also sue himself over the Veronicas' "Everything I'm Not," which runs very close to Kelly Clarkson's "Behind These Hazel Eyes." But "Everything I'm Not" works fine as a Veronicas track, has a Veronicas character, doesn't seem superfluous in relation to the Kelly.)

My favorite song on the Pink is "I Got Money Now," which in feel if not in lyrics reminds me of "Dear Diary," my favorite Pink track ever. Same low singsong that feels prayerful and sorrowful. Produced and co-written by Mike Elizondo; doesn't sound anywhere near to Shanks or Martin.

All Pink albums are mixed in style and mixed-up in ideas. This is no different. As pure pleasure sound, it's got a lot to like, but it feels less strong in itself than Missundaztood had. Less Pink, for better or worse. Or so it seems so far.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Monday, 24 April 2006 00:42 (eighteen years ago) link

The writing credits on "It's My Life" are "Bon Jovi, Martin, Sambora." I don't have Crush, but a quick spin through Google seems to indicate that the entire album is credited as produced by Luke Ebbin, Jon Bon Jovi, and Richie Sambora, with Max Martin listed as co-producer on "It's My Life." I don't see where Sambora or Bon Jovi are trying to shut Martin out of the credits.

Last year, when I first tried to describe "Since U Been Gone" to Chuck - I don't think I'd known yet it was a Maratone production - I told him that it was "Max Martin–style Bon Jovi, like "It's My Life."

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Monday, 24 April 2006 12:53 (eighteen years ago) link

more metal mike saunders via email:

>oh, i definitely had "Just Want You To Know" at either #2 or #3 on my 2006 Village Voice singles ballot...depending on whether Crazy Frog was #3 or #2. no way i was going to let the Year Of The Frog slip by without it going at least Top 3.

same D-Luke #1 as half of the known pop world, Behind These Hazel Eyes.

can't remember what the hell else i liked in 2006 on singles...a couple of the hilary duff singles...i think i had to scrape and throw Miranda Lambert and Hope Partlow in just to fill it up. no way would they be Top 10 for me in a strong pop year. OH -- greenday's "Holiday" since it was a great rock song w/good protest-lyric and the old 1994 gd giant-wall of-guitars billion seller production style. my least favorite GD producton style (even compared to the $500 budget debut album 1990) but what the hell. bill has always been the lennon/mccartney surrogate of our era so ya know the guy has realllly worked hard being Angus, Johnny Ramone, AND a sorta cut rate Brian Wilson of guitar rock (as in, songwriting career arc although he probably thinks of it more like a Kinks thing from what the locals tell me), all at the same time soo. still not as good a tune as Crazy Frog though.

=#4= well - with the VV music section apparently kaput to hell, i figure serious rock writers will start doing what i've been the last couple years....randomly posting their serious "rock crit thoughts" into other music fans' myspace.com Comments columns a couple times a week, by random number table method. i mostly have to just deal with the 100-200 "add me" requests (per week), and answering endless random questions (from moronic to generic to record-collector-arcane) in the In Box mail...but yea, a couple times a week something pops out that's more than just the usual swapping-of-one-sentence-smartass-comments (between the same Comment boxes). here's a couple from this past (weekend) as example...(check the comments side)...yea...pretty deep stuff ha ha hahaha ha. hey, what the hell, "underground" was a pretty cool idea for about 20 seconds back in fall 1967. -- anyway here's the lay of the land for us rock "critics" year 2006...this is what's left, guys --

http://www.myspace.com/killyridols69
http://www.myspace.com/guttergauntgangster
oh and this guy (musician) i know in LA who made such a dumbass comment into my page's recent "heavy metal" blog/journal post that i had to lecture him for about a half hour in print, or at least eight entire column inches of space ----
http://www.myspace.com/gainsbarre

yep...."rock criticism" as memo-pad notes ha ha. would the scholars call that "post-modern reductionism?"

imagine if the Beatles had had a "myspace" back in Dec 1960 when they'd just got back from the first Hamburg trip (the utter fluky providence of its having happened at all in the first place being the happenstance (musically) that completely set the fuse for pop music getting completely turned on its head when the Beatles nuked the whole UK music scene with "Please Please Me" in jan 1963)...yea...that've been cool. imagine archived-forever comments from all the german hookers and neer-do-wells the Beats had hung with (beyond the obvious Astrid and Klaus fashion crew).... someday poor biographers will have to troll through 10's (literally) of thousands of comments on some unknown (now) band's page that winds up (later) being a 5xPlatinum band in year 2009....

yea, me and two other Skye fans from the "punk band" world (drummer Clay from well known band Clorox Girls in Portland one of them, and frontman Johnny Jewel from Denver, now Portland the other ) were among the first 100 names noticing/asking for "adds" onto Skye's page when it went up its first month ages ago! and yea we left a goodly handful apiece of funny comments into the photos over the 6 months before the page became (now) pretty sprawling. (and most old photos disappeared eventually). if you ever send out a cheap xmas or birthday donation to bubblebrainy's Bolton PO Box, she enjoys getting things in pizza boxes. (she is still big on hello kitty or barbie related thrift store togs, and oh yeah, music).

i still stick to the idea of Skyster being an "inverted Lou Reed" (60's) for our time... your perfectly self-conceived "cult artist" and musical-contrarian (per rules) who is also capable of writing a giant hit song. at least if you consider "Sweet Jane" to be a pop hit in some universe if, like Elektra and "Light My Fire," some label guy had taken a razor blame and sliced the damn thing into tidier shape (and had had competitive production values, say on a 1970 Badfinger level).

i wonder if she'll ever write a song about...um...being a Canadian. hey y'know, i recall "American Woman" was a pretty good sized hit as canuck-perspective comment. so it's been done at least a couple times before.

xhuxk, Monday, 24 April 2006 15:30 (eighteen years ago) link

I'll say it -- the new Pink album is disappointing. Lyrics are weak to lame, melodies aren't there, and it just sounds like she's becoming a parody of herself.

I'm a huge Roxette fan. I like Joyride better than Look Sharp, but "The Look" (on the latter) is razor sharp and so so sexy. But those are the only two albums I'm familiar with. Is it worth getting the Get To The Chorus thing? Marie Fredriksson had brain surgery a few years back, but I believe she's in the clear. Always loved her androgynous fashion sense.

Je4nn3 ƒur¥ (Je4nne Fury), Monday, 24 April 2006 15:37 (eighteen years ago) link

i definitely had "Just Want You To Know" at either #2 or #3 on my 2006 Village Voice singles ballot...

This single is so underrated, it's at least as good as "Since U Been Gone".

The Mercury Krueger (Ex Leon), Monday, 24 April 2006 15:48 (eighteen years ago) link

I love all the Backstreet Boys singles from the new album, probably "Incomplete" is the weakest of the three so far.

Tim Finney (Tim Finney), Monday, 24 April 2006 20:59 (eighteen years ago) link

Dr. Luke/Max Martin-produced Ashley Parker Angel single "Let U Go" is good, sped-up harder rock version of the BSB "Just Want You to Know"/Kelly C/Veronicas formula. Metal Mike Saunders mentioned it upthread and also talked about a recent TRL appearance:

"yea, the Ashley Parker Angel reality show had two illuminating short segments...the one where LZ-boy-couch snoozers the Matrix were hacking out a pay-us-then-we'll-write-once-the-check-clears paint by numbers hack song...and then the near-awesome Dr. Luke in action as a contrast. O-town Ash did the Dr. Luke song/single with a live band on TRL tuesday and whoa, it rocked like fuckall. (low-tech band with no unified look, young-ish guys like him and no other pretty boys...one guitarist was a short runt with a goofball mohawk). as "cool song, better live than the record" moments go it was a pretty sublime moment of pop crossing into rock."

nameom (nameom), Monday, 24 April 2006 21:28 (eighteen years ago) link

so far, give or take the exuma cover, my favorite song on the slick LP i bought is "the kid's a punk," which STOMPS, at least like the sweet or the bay city rollers if not quite slade, plus i like that you can't tell whether "punk" is an insult. what you can tell is that the band considers it a synonym with "a loser" and "a bum, where he comes from nobody knows" and "a head-shakin', heart-breakin hobo." (see also: *school punks,* brownsville station.)

xhuxk, Monday, 24 April 2006 22:31 (eighteen years ago) link

And Frank, here is what I wrote about Switchfoot on Rolling Country 2005 last year:

"So, in the random 5-CD changer this morning..., Whenever I thought I was hearing a Reckless Kelly track really jump out at me, turned out it was by Switchfoot, who are not remotely country, as far as I can tell, but somehow *feel* country to me; I could actually imagine hearing them on CMT, though really their album is either the best Nickelback album ever or the best U2 album I've heard since *Under a Blood Red Sky.* Probably the latter. So I dunno where the country *feel* of it is coming from - some distant root in Irish folk melodies via U2 maybe? I dunno.."

xhuxk, Monday, 24 April 2006 22:48 (eighteen years ago) link

My favorite songs on Switchfoot's *Nothing is Sound* wound up being "Politicians" and "Daisy," then "Lonely Nation" and "The Blues" and "We Are One Tonight." (Not sure why.)

Upthread (circa March 27) I talked about Kaci Brown, who wanted to be a country singer but was signed by Interscope who wouldn't let her be one and put her on the road with the Backstreet Boys instead. Anyway, I wound up liking her 2005 *Instigator* album way more than I expected to. It's post-Destiny's/Britney/etc teenpop r&b with lots of non-word syl;ables from Kaci's mouth and an extraordinary amount of dub space in David Sonenberg and William Derella's production; Best track is probably "Body Language," which does the middle-eastern/bhangra thing and adds rock guitar and where Kaci lists all the languages she doesn't speak. Then probably "Instigator" (where she'll steal your boyfiend and the waiter too), "Cadillac Hotel" (Nelly Furtado-style reggae that somehow reminds me of the Tamlins' version of "Baltimore" by Randy Newman, maybe because it mentions seagulls), and "My Baby" (Teddy's-jam new jack swinging elecrofunk rhythm workout). Third tier I guess "The Waltz" (which I may well be underrating - slow simmer seduction brought to a boil, and literally turning into classical waltz music at the end), "SOS" (pretty dub pop for being stranded on the desert island in the lyrics), "Like Em Like That" (la la la la la la la). Worth seeking out - -when I bought my $2 copy in Princeton, it was one of a few there.

Also great on that '76 Slick LP (now playing in the background): "Dancerama," funked-up pop disco segueing out of "Bom Bom"'s great post-Santana proto-worldbeat disco metal.

xhuxk, Monday, 24 April 2006 23:04 (eighteen years ago) link

also, I wrote this two months ago on the metal thread, but given how the two threads are evolving it would've made more sense here. also, i've decided i like the album's brill building gone '80s AOR (a la amy grant) sound a lot. Tunes galore are starting to sink in:

http://cdbaby.com/cd/staceyevans

stacey evans, *a slender thread*, cdbaby californina pop-metal singer-songwriter rock; i definitely like some of it (especially "rollercoaster", absolute glam-metal roxette with a chorus about how a guy's moving too fast for her), and i kind of like the guitar sound (chunky and even sometimes boogiefied -- "a slender thread", which has a cabaret croon melody possibly ripped from "creep" by radiohead, ends with a pretty nifty guitar solo -- but often bordering on early psychedelic pop-rock, like i dunno, the beatles maybe?), and i like the europop undercurrent (e.g. vixen via abba in "letting them keep you") that courses through a lot of this. but soemething about the whole thing still screams "sincere and confessional folkie", which makes me wary. her voice is fine, i guess -- not as sandpaper as alanis or melissa etheridge, tougher than sheryl crow i guess but *probably* with less personality than at least two of those three, i'm not sure yet; maybe the personality will kick in later. plus the songs tend to get lost a lot, at least on first listen (maybe they'll kick in later too), and outwear their welcomes: best song is the shortest, and at 3:50 it's not that short. "machine" seems to want to sound like a machine, keeps going into these electro-rock parts and a robotic riff that reminds me of sly fox's "let's go all the way" of all things, but its melody is like "i am woman" crossed with benatar's "invincible" (maybe just because she keeps saying "invincible"?) crossed with some (i think) '80s new wave classic i can't put my finger on. last couple tracks seem to probably be the trippiest, but the trippiness is always balanced with commercial pop, which is a good thing. named as influences on her cdbaby page: bee gees, abba, fleetwood mac, eagles, def leppard, journey, electric light orchestra, olivia newton-john, ann wilson, karen carpenter. so, i dunno. i get the idea there might be interesting stuff going on here, but i need more time with it.

(she apparently has plenty of super-pro sidemen in her band - guys who work with elton john, rod stewart, and ray manzarek, for instance)
-- xhuxk (xedd...), February 24th, 2006.

xhuxk, Monday, 24 April 2006 23:34 (eighteen years ago) link

more emailed metal mike (caution: he's on a roll, this may continue for a while. it's happened before):

..i must've punched up /sampled the Bratzs lp tracks back at a job where the music player functions were working (on the work PC). they were in a style that's instant "tune-out" for me...low-quotient on hooks, fake rock guitars...feh.

the GREAT "club mix" with thumping drum machine and honking-euroKeyboards of "who let the dogs out" is on several different CD-singles (of that, and the next single's tune Cd-maxi also)...the club mix stands the test of time. the "album mix" that was on the top 40 radio (and Disney, who dropped the club mix plays within 6 months) was always useless...and later, seriously annoying.

ahh...way back when, i checked out (the entire songs) the whole Huckapoo repertoire (maybe 12 whole tunes) that was on their original www.com setup. didn't rate a single tune outside of the great one (from the scrapped major label pop-Nashville project, as i sleuthed in the review) that was on Pixel Perfect. but...this sounds like a different assortment (with some different tunes included)...hell yeah, i'll swap or pay a solid $2.79 plus post for any kind of CD-R thrown into a 6x9 envelope in any kind of crap small case...i always have tonnage of clean cute brand new cases, cd-single and fullsize album size both. though the Huckapoo track record was a miserable 1 for Everything back when. VERY curious to know who the leader singer on (the Pixel Perfect track was), and if they have any lead vocals on the CD-R's tunes.


< (dave) "...kind of like...stalking a 17 year old..." >

well, it's real different if you're a muso (recorded bandleader/writer) like me. me throwing picture-comments at say, Skye's page (back in its first six months, jeez, 2004?), is like Howlin' Wolf giving white teen bluesboys unsolicited advice back in 1967. (when i was a 15 year old with a newly acquired cheap used 1955 Gibson pre-PAF Les Paul, and a stack of likewise newly acquired 50's used city blues 45s and lps). yeah, punk-band musos me and Clay (Clorox Girls) and Johnny (who has some problems, like being an unrepentant Avril fan, but still a Syke mega-fan) left some pretty funny shit (comments) into her early photo page. like the pic w/guitar (probably long gone) or her highschool ID card (ditto). as an early networker viz/her page, i have been off/on/off/on on birthday/Xmas contributions to the Bolton PO Box (maybe 1/2 or 1/3rd i suppose)...but would you believe that during her recent long down time (early 2006), our prodigy apparently backtracked all the way to her 2004 Christmas fan-booty and 2005 Birthday fan-booty (she posted pictures of the crazy stuff the Japanese fans sent me), and sent hand-made THANK YOUs out to...the Top 10 coolest donor package sender i guess?...that grade (mine anyway, received February) as one of the coolest handmade mini-PR/thankyou (combined) kits you ever saw, handwritten Sharpie comments on various things. it must be fun being non-stop uber-creative i tell ya. eventually i'll make a couple 8x11 scans at work to document (for others in the Skye loop) just what a facile little charmer this brat can be when she is in "nice" mode. (local guy Mike Dirnt of green day has a may birthday day around Skye's, and he is well known as one of the nicest guys who ever lived, a total sweetheart (girls term since it's the most apt)...people that month are "ruled by Venus" or something.

( 2006 skye pizza box details) --

so i just finished (and mailing out, 3.999 lbs surface mail) duct taping two small/med size pizza boxes together with this year's set of cheap donation-box Skye stuff...addressed to skye , c/o bubblebrainy, LLC, PO Box etc. no item > $1.79 cost, total maybe just < $10 , between merch table girls tops (thrift store...hello kitty, a retarded hockey shirt, an old 1999 hit me baby one more time pink Britney shirt), a 69 cent Buddy Holly 80's double album cassette, both old BARBIE cds from the 90's ie The Look and Think Pink cause i doubt Mattel didn't "hook her up," and most importantly 6 full hrs / 3 VHS tapes of 60's/70's handmade comps i'd put together in a big trade last spring. hmm...track list for them easily attached i believe.

with decent "notes" attached of course...

she might be ahead me (or the curve) if it's popped up already, but if i ever had to deal (as a muso or songwriter, or just fellow music student) with the uber-brat face to face, i'd definitely have a new nickname in the verbal supersoaker repertoire so's to hold my own -- "bubblebrain" twisted into = "brainybrat."

take "bubblegum brainiac"
and flip the components around with

bubblebrain

brainybrat

bubblegum braniac

ha, well...be careful what you ask for when you're writing a good lyric. (see my PC-printer's address label that just went out, its four lines about 6" x 9" across the bottom half of a pizza box -- "c/o bubblebrainy, LLC"

funnily, the generic "acts like" prototype for some of the personality would be --
80's MTV Martha Quinn...a taurus with other stuff in GEMINI (venus and mercury, the expressive and communication planets respectively) -- matching Skye.
the wild creative streak of our b.1989 kidgirl comes from entire different components (as you noticed blatantly in the SWAPPED show...great footage).

anyway, cf the six solid hours of reference rock-video/TV VHS material -- i pointed out the easily most important thing --

Skye has the young Bob Seger's hair to a T (cf early 1969 tv clip for "ramblin' gamblin' man")...and bob is born within 24 hours of skye's time/day on the clock. ha!

just cause it's easy to copy/cut, here's the VHS tapes (i had many many dubs orignially, now just about all gone), and "notes" for the two pizza boxes mailing-taped together. (cf now the well known story of how skye summer-camp crashed the music business, and how about the same time i wrote 3,000 words in VV on the same britney era) -- with a 1999 Britney postcard taped down on the top of the second pizza box's top (hidden beneath the top box until dismantled/separated), word balloon sharpied... "boo y'all!"

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ANIMALS Shout (live TV)
BONZO DOG BAND Canyons Of Your Mind
KINKS (Beat Room live TV)
PRETTY THINGS Midnight To Six Man
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**SMALL FACES** video/TV
Misc from cheesy BIG HITS retail comp including
All Or Nothing (promo)
Itchycoo Park (promo)
Lazy Sunday (Beat Club)
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KINKS / SHINDIG comp
(see track listing on sleeve)
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SMALL FACES / Color Me Pop TV 1968
Happiness Stan / Rollin' Over / The Fly /
The Journey / Mad John / Happydaystoytown
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SCANDAL Goodbye To You
GENERATION X Wild Youth (live TV)
DR PEPPER hair metal band
MTV TOP 100 POP SONGS
Britney #25 / Backstreet #10
ALL TIME HAIR METAL BAND #6
the mighty Warrant

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**ROLLING STONES 1964 - 1965**
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TAMI SHOW 1964
Around And Around / Off The Hook
It's All Over Now / I'm Alright
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Kellogg's Rice Krispies ad (UK)
Pathe Newsreel / Around And Around
READY STEADY GO
We've Got A Good Thing Goin'
That's How Strong My Love Is
Paint It Black
CHARLIE IS MY DARLING / Ireland 1965
( short version - 20 min)
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THE WHO
Anyway Anyhow Anywhere (RSG)
My Generation (Swedish TV)
A Quick One While He's Away
Anyway Anyhow Anywhere (Richmond
Jazz Festival)
I Can't Explain
Interview (A Whole Scene Going/UK)
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PRETTY THINGS Midnight To Six Man
Rosalyn (Gemany live)
L.S.D. / Come See Me
THE WHO Pictures of Lily (studio foortage)
BOB SEGER SYSTEM Ramblin' Gamblin' Man
**ANIMALS**
Baby Let Me Take You Home
I'm Crying (Ed Sullivan)
Club A-Go-Go (Hullabaloo)
We Gotta Get Out Of This Place (Ed Sullivan)
Inside Looking Out (Ed Sullivan)
SEX PISTOLZ (aka the real thing, 1982 john cougar)
Bloomington Not London (SNL)
Limeys Have Bad Skin Man (SCTV)
YARDBIRDS Shapes Of Things
Happenings Ten Years Time Ago
(Beat Beat Beat german TV / Page lineup)
MC5 Kick Out The Jams (Beat Club)


(3)

MODERNETTES Barbra
STIV BATORS It's Cold Outside
Not That Way Anymore
REZILLLOS Flying Saucer Attack
POINTED STICKS Lies
RASPBERRIES I Wanna Be With You
(live TV / Flipside)
THE BEAT Rock & Roll Girl
PLIMSOULS Zero Hour
RASPBERRIES Play On (DKRC 1974)
RASPBERRIES Tonight (DKRC 1973)
BLONDIE X Offender (CBGB's live)
DAMNED Love Song
GENERATION X Your Generation (live)
DICKIES Paranoid
YOUNG CANADIANS Hawaii (live TV)
Where Are You (live TV)
MODERNETTES 509 (live TV)

(2nd hour)
NEW YORK DOLLS Looking For A Kiss
AC/DC Touch Too Much
MC5 Kick Out The Jams (live German Beat Club)
THE WHO (1967 TV news / Peoria, IL)
ALICE COOPER I'm Eighteen (Beat Club)
RUNAWAYS School Days (OGWT)
ALICE COOPER Under My Wheels (Beat Club)
JIMI HENDRIX Hey Joe (live promo)
DEEP PURPLE Highway Star (Beat Club)
THE MOVE Wild Tiger Woman
FANNY Blind Alley
AC/DC High Voltage
DEEP PURPLE Never Before
AC/DC It's A Long Way To The Top
DEEP PURPLE Black Night (TOTP)
AC/DC Can I Get Next To You Girl
( with orig lead singer)

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(and requisite attached wordpad-printed notes) --

odds and ends birthday-month donation-bin box, year 2006:

(1) random girls shirts from merch table inventory. Canadian-borns'
requirement to own ONE "dumb hockey shirt" = now filled.

(2) one piece of american-written grad school literature (29 cents,
thrift store). (ed. note -- funny kids 8x11 softback The True Story of the 3 Little Pigs! by A. Wolf) ("i was framed").

(3) oh yeah -- the BARBIE "90's cd collection" if Mattel forgot to
"hook you up" -- an old cutout CD/box and a dollar bin CD --
THE LOOK / 1990 -- lead vocals were done by highly-regarded
late 70's/early 80's New Wave singer Rachel Sweet and are SUPER
good
BEYOND PINK / 1998 -- dunno who sang on that one, the info never
leaked out. a handful of really good originals show writing credits
by Ellen Shipley (a late 70's/early 80's rock singer, whose albums
never sold and was not a good singer).
===============
(4) copies of VHS tapes (three) --

a very involved trade in early 2005 required me to make
song-by-song hand-dubbed "comps" of some specific bands / genres
out of the fairly chaotic and somewhat sprawling VHS (music) racks
here at the home base.

3 or 4 of the finished comp tapes came out SO good that many copies were
dubbed -- from each original "trade" copy, before they mailed out to
Orlando, Florida -- we're talking maybe FORTY copies total dubbed (of
those 3 or 4...maybe 10 copies of each ). the giant pile of which
is almost gone (given away) now, but copies still remain(ed) of 3 diff
and here is 1 of each for the canadian music-reference-library.
video quality -- a whole 2nd step down from the original source tapes
( = copy of a copy dubbed from a home-collection clip, many of which
were on "trade copy" or "dealer copy" comps in the first place)...so
not that hot in places.

but good reference material = is what blank $1 VHS tapes are for.

to wit, example = the young Bob Seger = a MAY 6TH baby, ha
and captured (lipsync'ing) on TV to his only national
Bob Seger System hit...
at age 23, 1969. (shortly before 24th birthday 5/6/69).
random musical theory = the young Bob could be Skye S's MUSICAL
May grandfather! ( = similar hair and birthday).

worth noting = the rolling stones were actually cool during
1964 and 1965.

Steve Marriot (small faces)
Eric Burdon (animals), and (no live clips exist of)
Van Morrison (Them)
are generally regarded as the three best
English hard rock singers of the 60's.

(metal mike's favorite 60's beat groups --
BEATLES / KINKS / BEACH BOYS / SMALL FACES)

the other end of the trade had beatles/beach boys, but
needed "every single thing" i had on the Small Faces
(and certain Kinks things they needed)

"blue (box) tape" = first 1/2 was just back/forth
between 70's New Wave and Punk clips that the trade had requested.
the second 1/2 was my idea of what they should hear (most of it) as
an education in " 70's hard rock" (esp. live TV performance clips from
european UK TV show Beat Club). (Deep Purple, Alice Cooper).
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(5) 69 cents of analog Buddy Holly tunes = the first good Beatles
biog ever written, THE BEATLES / Bob Spitz (racked last November),
made it totally clear that the big impetus for Paul McCartney to
egg John Lennon into "writing original songs" with him
(ie, by telling older bully boy John, "i've written a few
originals") was discovering that the writing credits on their
favorite Buddy Holly originals said (or included) -- BUDDY
HOLLY himself. this went down/happened in early 1958,
and L/M had "20 or more" songs completed, crudely
transcribed for words/chords, by summer 1958. (McCartney
was age 15, Lennon 17, turning 16 and 18 by that October...
McCartney had joined Lennon's ramshackle skiffle/rock band
in July 1957 a year prior).

hella yeah he was a good writer. (all on guitar, no sissy
piano chords). Buddy Holly that is. melody lines and
lyrics so seamless as to almost be conversational.
"Boys Will Be Boys" was the song Radio Disney still had on
their playlist when i first started tuning in, in early year 2000.

xhuxk, Tuesday, 25 April 2006 10:26 (eighteen years ago) link

So smetimes I would write show preview listings at the Voice that never got in the paper for some logistical reason or ever (like, maybe the emails got lost). They were hardly ever about teen-pop bands per se, but sometimes they were about wannabe new wave pop bands or pop-rap groups, and I don't know where else to put these (for more metal and country examples of this phenomenon, check the rolling metal and country threads):

THE SWITCH -- Most notable for having a guitarist named Joe Pepitone, locals the Switch supply inobtrusive electronic Euroschlock whoosh beneath Kai Altair's blonde-eyed-soul warbling in a post-Yazoo Alf Moyet mode.

SANAWON -- Sanawon equals girlish but non-wallflowerish Cranberries-style warbling over a tasteful duo blur from Chicago, the city where indie never died.

THING-ONE -- Chilled-by-principle, stiff-despite-itself pale-faced Jersey live-instrument undie-rap unit, bragging 'bout how none of their cuts are catchy enough for radio, and they're right. Add hippie bullshit to rival a jam clan, and there ya go.

RAHIM -- Long Islanders formerly known as Radio Raheem (see also: Spike Lee) dish out funk-indebted-yet-straightlegged bass jitters and itchy guitars under early Robert Smith-style nasals, making sure to leave some open spaces in their sound.

RAISING THE FAWN -- Aimlessly drifting slow quiet Toronto dreamers, with one Broken Social Scene guy and drums trudging forward.

THE REAL TUESDAY WELD --Whispery, super-detached, and in love with exotic European '60s film kitsch, the Londoner also named Stephen Coates may have a pinch of Jazz Butcher or Scritti Politti in him somewhere, but that doesn't mean he's half as clever as he thinks. DJs like Coldcut and Fat Boy Slim are said not to mind, though.

CLIENT -- Usually pointlessly detached, sometimes vaguely sad Brit-girl accents ("Northern," sez here) in a electroclash-cliche style owing Grace Jones and Black Box Recorder, with immoble if occasionally melodic synths beneath. They've spun (primarily German) DJ dates this summer with Ladytron and Sneaker Pimps; consider those reference points, too.

STATISTICS -- In which Denvey Dalley of side-project-happy Omaha -- one of the guys who's in protest-emo band Desaparecidos but not also in Bright Eyes -- doodles synths and tries to sing. He's more intriguing doing the former.

xhuxk, Wednesday, 26 April 2006 11:33 (eighteen years ago) link

Today on Brie Larsen's Website:

HI.

my name is brie.

I like to grope men, paint pictures of baby deer, and do windtunnel pictures.

(This w/ photo of her making funny distorto face at camera. Plenty of other photos too. She just returned from doing promo in NYC for the forthcoming movie Hoot; my guess from the promo squibs is that the film won't be one hundredth as interesting as her Myspace page; unless she wrote the script herself. But I doubt that she did. She's just an actress in it, far as I can tell.)

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Wednesday, 26 April 2006 20:31 (eighteen years ago) link

There needs to be more talking about the Jonas Brothers here! Frank, as Chuck said, these are punk rock boys who sing like girls! Or at least the little one sings like one of the kids from Hanson (the older one's a little snottier). The ballads bore me (I'm always bummed when a band pops one out exactly on track 3 - everybody saw High Fidelity), but the uptempo numbers always have some neat melodic twists.

Zwan (miccio), Thursday, 27 April 2006 01:05 (eighteen years ago) link

oh man I think one just soulfully crooned "and I wooon't be fuckin'" on track 4!

Zwan (miccio), Thursday, 27 April 2006 01:06 (eighteen years ago) link

This kid is pretty damn Donnie Osmond!

Zwan (miccio), Thursday, 27 April 2006 01:07 (eighteen years ago) link

Psychic. I asked Heidi to send me a Jonas Brothers promo yesterday.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Thursday, 27 April 2006 01:43 (eighteen years ago) link

Are there many songs as good as "Mandy" and "I Am What I Am" (two songs on their myspace page) on the album?

Tim Ellison (Tim Ellison), Thursday, 27 April 2006 02:22 (eighteen years ago) link

I just posted this on a Cure for Bedbugs comments thread, about Katy Rose's "Watching the Rain." I haven't yet heard the Katy Rose album. This came out in early '04:

The Katy Rose verse is spoken, has yearning girlhood lyrics but is spoken with an affectlessness that reminds me of Kim Gordon or that guy in the Nails, Marc Campbell, who did "88 Lines About 44 Women" - an apparent affectlessness that actually contains attitude and emotion. W/ Kim the attitude felt subversive and potentially contemptuous, yet I also heard pain in it; with the Nails guy it was a snideness that got under the skin. Katy is neither snide nor contemptuous; her own thoughts are what she's grappling with, girl loneliness. But there's the same tenseness under the supposed affectlessness. And so her mannered poetry words don't feel mannered, they feel tough and smart, they feel like speech, even when the metaphors are strange and girly airy-fairy poetry: "I wish I could steal the moon/And kiss it with my feet." "I wish the raindrops on the glass would let me join their dance/I'd spin and twirl and laugh with them and drown my thoughts perchance." And then the chorus is Aly & A.J.-style harmony, but not liberatingly joyous in the "Rush" way, just intensified beauty, with an ominous guitar all through the song (this came out a year and a half before "Rush," however). Interesting track, seems to be a trap set doing the kick drum and snare, but with electro beats skittering around them. (I could be all wrong about the drums, however.) The other album-track clips on Allmusic tend to sound more whiny and bratty than this one, and not as intense (but pleasingly, tunefully whiny and bratty). One song has the lyric "Sittin' in Jayne Mansfield's car." I hope there's more to come from Katy.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Thursday, 27 April 2006 04:40 (eighteen years ago) link

CLIENT

That Northern accent belongs to Sarah Blackwood, late of Dubstar, whose first album (Disgraceful) is very much required listening (if we could but YSI once more, then I'd be putting 'Anywhere' up because it is awesome). The other one in Client is possibly the wife of someone famous, possibly Alan McGee, but I can't really remember. Assuming you've heard their lone UK hit, 'Pornography' - the male voice on that is Carl Barat, ex-Libertines and current Dirty Pretty Things.

I bought the Katy Rose album, don't remember being much impressed with anything save for 'Overdrive' (the song with the Jayne Mansfield line).

William Bloody Swygart (mrswygart), Thursday, 27 April 2006 13:18 (eighteen years ago) link

Yeah, Mikael Wood wrote up a Band on the Street on the Jonas Brothers for me at the newspaper I used to write; it was all set to run next week when I left the building. We will see what happens. (I still haven't heard the whole album myself, and now I want to.)

I also want to heartily recommend the Stacey Evans cdbaby album I linked to above (especially "Roller Coaster," "Machine," and "The Last Beat," then I guess the hair-metal throwback ""Letting Them Keep You" and the Princely pop-psyched "Outshine the Sun") to all fans for Amy Grant's *Heart in Motion* and the first Roxette LP, among other things.

And my favorite non-single cuts on the Akon album turned out to be "Journey" and "Show Out." The latter's title reminds me of Mel & Kim, plus its lyrics quote "The Message."

finally, more Metal Mike, over the transom, not sure if sense can be made of this or not:

>does ANYONE have the japanese (only) Triple Image single (CD)? (long after the first album, ie post-album tune/single). never pulled the trigger to get the import...stuff one guy sent me years ago, it wasn't in the store so he blew (including it) off. i had the tune on my VV top 10 singles that year. what was it called? "Do It Now",some 3-word title.

ha ha hahahahaha, Michelle Branch. from fall 2002, i still have a half-page color (music magazine) ad taped to the side of my bathroom mirror, the ad reading sideway left to right from bottom to top -- MICHELLE BRANCH the platimum album THE SPIRIT ROOM. and i have a black sharpie circle/slash across her face exactly, and a caps (black sharpie) PLEASE on her right forearm, KILL ME on the small side-abdomen flesh showing above her big belt. yep, i wasn't gonig for that "confessional" shit. (there's a couple songs i like on the second album , i admit). nooo way. oh yeah plus she later talked musical snob-trash about Hilary...go die idiot wannabe-bitch...or is that wannabitch. she's so lame.
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Toy-Box Fantastic / how about good old CD to analog cassette tape on an average/mediocre tape deck. DDA ha ha. 69 cent new cassette, cost only. the only extra ($3 bin) copy i ever had of TBFantastic, must have wound up with the year 2001 local GF's (b.1975) 1st grader (female) (b.1995) who had a whole 50-ct bin full of CD-singles and even half of it CD-albums (from the cheap used bins local) by the time the 1 year association was done. ha -- i have old promo record-label free copies of the 2 (great) Toy Box videos (Tarzan & Jane and Best Friend). power po plarry kinda likes the lesser, euro-only 2nd album, but i'm skeptical (having heard a bunch of 30- second samples on the internet at the time...the material/hooks was/were obviously only average).

or straight trade for the Huckapoo dub. (i have don't a CD burner, never will...fuck digital technology man).

has anyone ever tried to hook up (musically) the nearby Alexandra Slate (Toronto) with Skye? re Slate's unreleased 2003 album canned by, ha, HOLLYWOOD recs when the single didn't do anything -- there were "advance copies" wth color front cover pic/track list floating around everywhere). great rock voice and good pop-rock voice, like skye's but thicker and a little huskier. dunno how good a guitarist she was. (she's probably a little older than skye). i'm lazy and never got around to it...in case Skye someday wanted a GIRL in the band (for vocal harmonies especially)...ahhhh, i have one or two extra copies of the CD too! i should pull one aside and make it a 6x9 envelope "do list" thing. Slate's no doubt back at her local JC slogging towards a degree wondering what the hell went wrong...probably doesn't even have a "myspace"
the album was produced by Rob Cavallo, mostly average "confessonal" lilith-girl crap. but tracks #7 and #10 are rock/rock-pop loud guitar that just blow the walls off. like loud good Green Day songs! (that Cavallo has produced, ie Dookie and less so American Idiot). it was even impossible to find much internet info on Slate/the album at the time! whoooa i put the cd on . Track #7 "Can't Hold The World" is AMAZING. fucking great song, recording, and production. very strong rock voice, like a squashed down/EQ of Kelly Clarkson, much more dead-on w/no high/low range in the melody lines. huh.

nooo dude, i'm no asskisser. skye's year 2006 box was postal dropped monday (24th) and will arrive well after the birthday day (via surface mail..2 to 3 weeks, usually 20+ calendar days). hey you know what? when i saved the "wordpad notes" i think the old notes were also saved...which would be either birthday 2005 or Xmas 2004...
i believe we got on each other's good side when i put, at the very bottom of whatever the notes run down (in the full size pizza box as mailer) (this year it took two smaller, med size pizza boxes, duct taped together), a nice xerox of all the pages (off the VV internet format) of..ha, the spring 2000 Britney OOPS maxi-essay. you notice her revised "music" (favorites) list on the myspace home now props Max for "Baby One More Time"? cool. there was only donation-box that year, whether Xmas or B-day. now i'm curious to pull/attach the notes.. (or cut/paste) I guess. no idea what the hell was in there except several goofy girls tops...oh wait! Xmas. cause a little later, birthday, she got a couple very trippy (merch inventory, the thrift store stuff) girl clothing pieces! (our ave merch cost always around $2/ea after screenprinting). yeah i'm sure one of them was a good HELLO KITTY (if not that one of her other favorite characters, all 3 things were right off her favorites list) mixed-fabric dress ha ha, and whatever else. good god i think the original Xmas box had unwanted Sailor Moon tops (one or two) that we could never unload out of the girls merch... hmmm. now i wonder. let's pull that old wordpad file.
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aw man, hilarious -- i sent her the CD-single of Top Of The Pops (the Smithereens) that i'd flaked and never got to the Hilary Duff camp in late 2003 (via her label PR head, my contact who worked directly with the duffs...including sending mom duff's thank you box of cookies/card out to my home address after the spring 2003 VV essay/revew/career overview when the LIZZIE movie sdtk was racked). great forgotten live stage guitar-rock pop song ("top of the pops") that did NOTHING on radio (top 60 i think) when the smithereens' time was over and done.

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long forgotten box #1 notes that were sent to bolton w/holiday package -- xmas 2004 for sure
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(1) a great great live/radio tune** that not only did NOT get Top 40 airplay,
but only got middling MTV time. the band's hit run had run out a year
or two prior.... // ergo an awesome LIVE STAGE song or better (opening
encores or set opener). a year ago i was gonna route it to hilary duff's
people via the PR head they (momma D) work directly with at the label...
but i got lazy. and she's doing ok without it, or even without a single.
great tune on october 2004's album No. 2 (s/t). // ie** ("TOP OF THE POPS")

(2) the world's coolest way to access "Heart Of Glass" into a CD player.
duh, the junk bin POGO BOY soundtrack! ha ha ha ha pogo stick, all you punk rockers! disco down to the pogo boy!

(3) things that are "britney." including any of my Xmas cards of the last 15 years possessing reference points. ( = the backpack in front of big Berlin club is a modified "X-Tina" bpack...customized w/KISS and AC/DC patches that is).

(4) ok you now offically own one (1) 43 song comp (75 minutes) of kill your dad shoot the dog and your teachers too "LA punk rock 1977-82." that said,

My Old Man's A Fatso
Lights Out and
Gas Chamber and a couple others
are great guitar-rock songs. recorded in
toilets masquerading as studios, as per the super-low-budget punk rock
code of music.

Daphne and Celeste opine: "the angry samoans are ok if you hate
your parents and like, have some mental problems."
celeste: "Daphne, 'Lights Out' is a proto-rap song! Recognize!"
daphne: "yes sista, and yelled/rapped onstage in fall 1979 indeed
at that! recognize and salute the 70's proto-rapping!"
celeste: "to white rappers everywhere with whiny voices!"
daphne: "um...all of them, d'you think?"
celeste: "don't talk shit about M or i'll throw you in the slam pit!"
daphne "yes, word up to your future husband Eminem."
celeste: "word up! up the word! and now let us go entertain the
masses."
daphne: "yes a star's life is a cruel, solitary one!"
celeste/daphne: "hahahahahahaha ha ha ha!! we HATE whiny pop
stars!" "yes take that Mariah!" "lord girl, she's 5 foot 10 tall."
daphne: "a giant blubbering baby huey!"
celeste: "awwwww, and the movie was so great!"
daphne: "so cruel."
celeste: "the world that we pop stars must share with mere
mortals."
daphne: "yes, word to the cruelty of it all!"

(4) my GF's 4 year old daughter has her own NOISE FROM THE BASEMENT
that she plays almost daily. with her help we determined that the "Hypocrite"
lyric's breakdown code was: anything not "ironic" was something the
singer liked (now or in earlier years).

(5) we had a couple "sailor moon" t's hanging around in the merch pile for many
gigs, unwanted and unsold. your problem now! look on the bright side:
at least the band didn't autograph them. ( "$5 merch shirts/tops" cost our
operation only $2.25/ea = $1.25 screen + $1 thrift store shirt/top) ( = a value
of $4.49 = yours for free. cause no one wanted them in california. so sad!
Hello dipshit Kitty tops sell IMMEDIATELY like five seconds after they're thrown
on the shirt table).
that is all.
now go write some songs, young lady. and do your homework.
thee cussing punk rocking Angry Samoans

xhuxk, Thursday, 27 April 2006 15:41 (eighteen years ago) link

Oops -- I meant "the newspaper I used to WORK AT" (or something) not "write."

This just arrived via email, too:

>TEEN POP SINGER & ROLE MODEL
OFFERS TIPS FOR ONLINE SAFETY
* * *
Whitney Wolanin Has Witnessed "Cyber-Stalking"
& "Cyber-Bullying" First Hand
* * *
Whitney's Single "It Takes Two" Charts At #9
On FMQB AC TOP 40 Radio Chart

Role model and rising pop star Whitney Wolanin (pronounced WO-Lan-in) enjoys spending time on the internet just as much as any other teen, despite her busy schedule of academics and her recent success on the radio charts. The recent media coverage on MySpace and the need to set guidelines for teens and users of online communities has prompted the 15-year-old rising pop star to offer tips on the safe use of these popular websites and protecting the family computer.

Whitney has witnessed "cyber-bullying" and "cyber-stalking" first hand and has created a simple list of tips for teens to remain safe and to protect their personal identity. The blonde haired, green eyed high school sophomore first offered her tips to her fans, friends and relatives after her own family and classmates were effected by users who abuse online communities such as MySpace.

Here are Whitney's tips for online safety in her own words:

Whitney's Way to Online Safety

1. Stranger Danger – Don't talk to strangers or add them to your friends list.

2. Who’s Who? – People may not be who they say they are, so don’t assume they look or act as they do online.

3. Speak Out – If someone seems to be dangerous in any way, tell an adult or authority figure.

4. Homeland Security – Don’t download anything that could possibly harm your computer or invade your privacy.

5. Never – meet someone in person you “met” online; it’s extremely dangerous.

6. Keep It 2 Yourself – Don’t ever tell anyone you don’t know your address, phone number, school, or any personal information.

7. Self-Conscience – If something seems wrong to you, it probably is. Follow your instincts.

8. Chats – Don’t chat with people you don’t know as it could lead you into risky situations.

9. R-E-S-P-E-C-T – Respect yourself and others. Don’t say or do things online that you wouldn’t say in person, especially things that could embarrass you, your friends, or your family.

10. Enjoy – Most importantly, have fun and stay safe by chatting with people you know and avoiding bad situations. People can be much crueler online because they don’t have to say things to you face to face-avoid people who bring you down, especially online, and remember: you’re better than them.

While spending most of the day chasing academic perfection in school, Whitney’s new single, “It Takes Two” with famed Survivor lead singer Jimi Jamison, is quickly climbing the charts reaching the #9 spot on the FMQB AC TOP 40 Radio Chart (April 19th). Whitney is now back in the studio preparing arrangements for a top secret Christmas release that is expected to be "choc" full of Holiday musical treats.

xhuxk, Thursday, 27 April 2006 15:48 (eighteen years ago) link

I do not know what
is going on in this thread
anymore (SURPRISE)

Haikunym (Haikunym), Thursday, 27 April 2006 15:55 (eighteen years ago) link

Voice listings outtakes dumped on metal thread that I probably shoulda dumped here instead:

GROUP SOUNDS -- "The only unsigned band to appear on the Fuse Network's Daily Download" toes the same dance-oriented '80s haircut-pop line as the Killers, Bravery, Hot Hot Heat, etc., and is hence as necessary as a hole in your head.

KITTY KAT DIRT NAP -- Handclappy indie fivesome from Philly, with a powerpop-to-Cars-to-Pixies bounce, a Dead Milkmen-nasal emo boy dueting with a squeaky girly, and silly song titles that mention Van Halen, Phil Collins, Tony Danza, Sparklemotion, Java Scripts, and breath mints. Every one of the nine titles on their amusingly robot-veteranarian-artworked CD has a parentheses in its title.

TAPPING THE VEIN -- A missing link between the already forgotten Drain S.T.H. and Evanescence who've yet to hit even as big as the former, these Philadelphians have never quite been beautiful, danceable, goofy, or German enough to pull off their black-clad Siouxsie-lookalike-led post-industrial power-ballad goth-shlock, though their 2002 album *The Damage* does at least start to soar at points. Tonight they headline an "electro-rock festival."

xhuxk, Thursday, 27 April 2006 16:06 (eighteen years ago) link

Never – meet someone in person you "met" online; it’s extremely dangerous.

E.g. those London FAPs, and Ally's wedding.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Friday, 28 April 2006 16:05 (eighteen years ago) link

By the way, does anyone here have a press contact for Lily Allen? The paper Chuck used to work for wants to run a picture.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Friday, 28 April 2006 16:07 (eighteen years ago) link

From Record Of The Day:

Record of the Day - 19 April 2006
"LDN" by Lily Allen
Regal, Contact: Katherine Parrott, EMI - +44 (0)20 7605 5377
Release: 24 April (7
When a thread about Lily Allen was started on our messageboard, it provoked reaction and discussion, which good music always does. LDN is a fantastic summer record, packed with humour and that infectious ska-pop tune. This is gaining momentum in all the right places with Radio 1 support from Jo Whiley, a 6Music single of the week spot, and number 1 on Music Week's playlist. Signed by Jamie Nelson to Regal, this is feelgood music par excellence. Tipped by 'the_don'. JF London Gig: 4 May at Notting Hill Arts Club

William Bloody Swygart (mrswygart), Friday, 28 April 2006 16:23 (eighteen years ago) link

I know this isn't the persona she's actually pursuing, but Whitney Wolanin comes off like the overacheiving good-girl nerd who gets bored in 10th grade and starts smoking pot behind the pizza place every afternoon when she's supposed to be in math class. Maybe this is just me.

Eppy (Eppy), Friday, 28 April 2006 16:41 (eighteen years ago) link

but she's a ROLE MODEL!

William Bloody Swygart (mrswygart), Friday, 28 April 2006 16:45 (eighteen years ago) link

So....can somebody give me a good reason or two *not* to dislike the new Pink album? I really don't *want* to hate it; or at least I think I don't. I actually feel like a jerk for hating "Stupid Girls," but I can't help it. Seems to me these days she's better in 4 Non Blondes mode ("I'm Not Dead," maybe "Runaway" -- okay, I guess that one's better than 4 Non Blondes) than Destiny's Child mode ("Stupid Girls.") Okay, well, "Leave Me Alone (I'm Lonely)" is on now (go away, come back, go away, come back), and I'm liking this one. The hidden track #14 folk duet with her dad (is that what it is? that's what her spoken intro of it seemed to be saying, but wait, weren't they estranged or something?) isn't near as good as John Cougar Mellencamp's grandma on *Scarecrow*,* but it's better than most of the cuts with just Pink herself on her new one. I expect I'll end up keeping the album, though I doubt I'll ever think it's as good as her first three (even though, as Frank said somewhere above, the new one's no more or less a genre hodgepodge than the others). But for most of this week, the thing has been making me impatient, it's so hard to care about. (Just like the new Ghostface album, come to think of it. Is it just my imagination, or do his samples have about 100 times more vocal presence than he does? I actually like track #20 on his album, "Big Girl," but way more for the Stylistics sample than for anything Ghostface does.)

xhuxk, Friday, 28 April 2006 18:57 (eighteen years ago) link

Oh yeah, I'm feeling like a jerk for not liking "Dear Mr. President," too. (Not nearly as good as the one Indigo Girls song I liked once, which was, uh, uh....well, whatever it was.) (it came out six or seven years ago, and had a sort of Latin rhythm. "Shame On You," maybe? Or maybe not.) (I'm pretty sure it started with "S", but my copy is long in storage so I can't check it.)

xhuxk, Friday, 28 April 2006 19:29 (eighteen years ago) link

why chuck, its backed by the indigo reasons, prefectly justifaible to hate

anthony easton (anthony), Friday, 28 April 2006 19:38 (eighteen years ago) link

yeah, "Dear Mr. Pres" indeed features the Indigo Girls (who are between Blue Girls and Purple Girls on the spectrum of light, in case you're wondering.) (Neumonic Device: ROY G BIV.)

and oh yeah (i keep remembering more reasons not to like it!), i like the IDEA of having conversations with one's 13-year-old self (though I've literally blocked most of my own age 13 from my memory), but the way Pink does it just hits me as really heavy-handed and clunky, for some reason. I mean, we don't even find out what her 13-year-old self's favorite foods or TV shows were, for Christ's sake! And I know, like Frank says, specifics like that are not a requirment in music, and only country and hip-hop tend to come up with them anyway, but here they would really really help us *care* about 13-year-old Pink. I dunno...maybe I need to go back to the two songs Frank recommended in his post up above, before I blow up.

xhuxk, Friday, 28 April 2006 19:42 (eighteen years ago) link

Mnemonic, I mean (I think) (not gonna look it up, sorry.)

xhuxk, Friday, 28 April 2006 19:43 (eighteen years ago) link

And Violet Girls, I meant, obviously! (It's not ROY G BIP, duh!)

xhuxk, Friday, 28 April 2006 19:48 (eighteen years ago) link

So new Lillix 'Sweet Temptation' to be found at http://download.yousendit.com/0473DFFA73FC5719 and before you get any moderator panties in a twist, that's an official promo link from their online team..

From the blurb:
Recorded by producer Jeff Saltzman (The Killers) and James Michael (Alanis Morrissette, Motley Crue), the band wanted to evolve their sound and get back in touch with their rock 'n' roll roots. Completely enamored by '80s music and classic rock, Lillix were crossing their fingers and toes that the producer of the Killers' multi-platinum smash Hot Fuss would take a chance on them. "We sort of thought [Saltzman] would brush us off as not being 'hip' enough, but he really liked what he heard and said yes to the gig," says Burns. As for the girls hand with this, in addition to writing the material on the record, they are also credited for their production services.

To me, it's not doing much. The chorus doesn't soar the way I need from this kind of song - the yelled lines keep the range lower, it doesn't ever take flight, you know?

Abby (abby mcdonald), Friday, 28 April 2006 19:48 (eighteen years ago) link

Reasons to sort of like the Pink album:

Putting aside the words to "Stupid Girls," which I've already talked about too much, the song is a medium-good r&b track.

In the verses of "Long Way to Happy" she plays deft handball with passing techno spazz-sounds, and the chorus is a good approximation of Bon Jovi in his Max Martin mode. (Interestingly enough, this isn't one of the Martin-Gottwald tracks.) Gets kinda boring in the break, though.

"I'm Not Dead" is another imitation Shanks or Martin style (again, no Martin on it), and lifts to a good Shanks & DioGuardi–style wailing finale (which, honestly - and I mean this every time I say it - would be better with Lindsay Lohan singing it, would have more pang and more juice [more pang and Tang?]). Also, the musical-comedy over-expressiveness when she goes to the "I'm not dead" part is actually funny.

"'Cuz I Can" is very good, my second favorite on the album, a stomp and a hoedown on the verse which leads to a really tuneful John and Kara–type thing that this time is Martin & Gottwald. Also there's a part of it where she seems to be chanting either "Ice cream ice cream we all want ice cream" or "high school high school want high school," though I don't think it's either. (The lyrics do a double attitude towards a parody fantasy of bling-style showoff that she wants/doesn't want, though she doesn't pull off her mixed attitude nearly as well here as on "I Got Money Now." In fact, she's downright confusing.)

"U + Ur Hand" calls to mind the Veronicas at their very best, given that it's a blatant copy of the Veronicas at their very best. It's not nearly as good as the Veronicas at their very best, but it sure calls them to mind. And on its own merits it's reasonably enjoyable, even if - as David Moore (no relation) points out - it ends up as something of a mess.

And "I Got Money Now" is a great song, the one where she doesn't sound as if she's thrashing around in search of a style, the one where the r&b and the emotionality never seem forced, where the contradictions don't seem like obvious irony but really do point to mixed feelings: she's worked so hard not to need people, and now she doesn't need them, but she does... well, I'm making it sound stupid, but it's not; there's both a triumph and a loneliness in not having to care what other people think of you.

(Also, you can think of "I Got Money Now" as a rebellion against the shorty-can-pay-her-own-rent platitudes of 1999's "Most Girls," which she didn't write and which could well be the sort of song she aimed her 2001 rebellion against.)

And "Runaway" is OK, and the duet with dad is touching and it's a pretty good song as well.

I feel absolutely no guilt about despising "Dear Mr. President." Calling the guy out on the results of his policies is one thing, inventing attitudes for him that he doesn't hold is another, and it doesn't help that the melody is a drag.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Friday, 28 April 2006 20:54 (eighteen years ago) link

That Lillix song is great - thanks Abby. I can see your point about the chorus. I think it's got great energy, but yes, it devolves into the droning "yeah yeah yeah" part (though they transcend it at the end by overlapping repeats of the chorus lines with that "yeah yeah yeah" part).

Tim Ellison (Tim Ellison), Friday, 28 April 2006 21:37 (eighteen years ago) link

Today at the library I once again fondled Switchfoot and once again got cold feet: I borrowed Vanessa Carlton Harmonium and Good Charlotte The Chronicles of Life and Death instead.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Sunday, 30 April 2006 02:58 (eighteen years ago) link

DO THE MATH: 9 Girls with distinct personalities + 15 hit songs performed with girl-power kick = Unlimited musical fun!

"The girls" are nine friends who have been performing together in the musical theater arena for years. Blessed with strong voices and engaging personalities, the girls' love of music, fun, and friendship shines through on their debut album. An energetic and tightly knit unit, the girls perform group songs on the record with verve and the occasional collective giggle.

Each member of Girl Authority also has her own distinctive personality and sings a solo track in her unique style. Country Girl loves country music; Party Girl is always up for a good time; Rock-n-Roll Girl has a fun-loving wild side; Urban Girl adores city life; Preppy Girl is a cute schoolgirl; Boho Girl has all-natural flair; Glamour Girl is a young sophisticate; Fashion Girl is crazy for clothes; and All-Star Girl loves sports. From soul to country, r&b to rock 'n' roll, classic favorites to pop hits of today. Girl Authority has a song - and a girl - for everyone!

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Sunday, 30 April 2006 03:07 (eighteen years ago) link

I love the fact that somebody thought the self-explanatory labels for Girl Authority actually needed explaining!

Abby (abby mcdonald), Sunday, 30 April 2006 09:00 (eighteen years ago) link

I think my ears have reached a saturation point on new Martin-Gottwald trying to repeat the sound of "4ever" and "Behind These Hazel Eyes." Ashley Parker Angel's "Let You Go" is probably better than the similar Pink effort ("U & Ur Hand"), is probably a fine song on its own merits, and the Angel guy is sounding more like the girls than like the bratboys, all this to his credit, but I'm just exhausted, you know? "4ever" is still my number one single of the year so far, I think. Maybe I'm just worried that when enough of these songs pile up I'll never want to hear "4ever" again. (This is not my definitive comment on "Let You Go," obviously.)

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Monday, 1 May 2006 01:57 (eighteen years ago) link

"Let U Go" is spelled with a "U." Gottwald is spelled "Oswald" on the Ashley Parker Angel Webpage.

These are not my definitive comments on "Let U Go" either. Or maybe they are.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Monday, 1 May 2006 01:59 (eighteen years ago) link

'Let U Go' is actually really working for me, Frank (more rambling details plus mp3 plus general Max Martin stuff on Poptext right now). I think it's because I've been waiting out for them to go a grip on what the sound should be - instead of it getting repetitive, I kind of hear a trial and error thing moving through the songs and so I'm willing to keep paying attention to see it get kicked up a level.

Also, I really see a difference within the 'sound' to do with the genre pitch and influences, so I'm looking for development within those threads rather than lump them all in together (which is tempting, I know); 'Behind these hazel eyes' was their goth-lite nod, and didn't do it for me the way 'End of Me' by Marion Raven does now, because Marion's bridge and the cellos are just amazing; the darkness BTHE way pitching for but somehow more visceral (although Kelly's vocal of course is great). Similarly, '4eva' was the Donnas nod, and I see it in a different strand to 'Let U Go' which in my head is the direct descendent of 'Just Want U To Know' - only of course, now shinier and newer and they've got the riff thrum influences of say, the Fall Out Boy material thrown in and acting more as the dominant force than the typical Backstreet Boy harmony style, which bodes well for that 'spin-off' direction.

So the way I see it, is that from 'Since U Been Gone' we're getting distinct derivatives, so that for each new 'generation' of the songs, they're honing the particulars that bit more.

Abby (abby mcdonald), Monday, 1 May 2006 09:52 (eighteen years ago) link

the girl authority album is extremely pointless, but for the most part pretty good regardless. one clue (not to why it's good; just to what it IS) is how all of the girls (aged 9 to 13) list their "favorite musical theatre role" inside the inner sleve (rock'n'roll girl tarr: "sara crew in *a little princess* 'because it was a role completely opposite my personality'"). so you get all these big *high school musical*-type choruses that have not much to do with the actual songs, and they're okay, usually. the overriding aesthetic is teen-girl bubblegum songs (though it's interesting that the oldest song, inspiring the most girl-group like performance, is "shop around", originally sung by a man -- it would be better here if the girls's voices were more out of tune, i would think.) the funner the song is, in general, the better the performance; "hit me with your best shot" (sung by tara) and "pon de replay" (from glamour girl carly) really work; "karma" and "leave (get out)" (who did these originally? beyonce or somebody? they kinda suck) are apparently written for grown-ups and make no sense at all in these squeaky voices; actually, they kind of give me the creeps. (also creepy:how "urban girl gina" has only slightly darker white skin than the other eight girls. actually, she may be hispanic, but she's so blatantly a token that it pisses me off.) "don't worry about a thing" (is that from hilary duff? i am so out of it!) and "breakaway" (partially written by avril, apparently; i had no idea, though probably just because i wasn;'t reading this thread close enough) seem close enough to these girls' actual lives to inspire exuberance. and they do okay by gwen stefani, madonna, queen, abba, pink ("get the party started," fortunately, not some therapy session ballad), joan jett, and obviously the go-gos and even more obviously cyndi lauper. "beautiful" may be more beautiful than the christina aguilera version,, but that's not saying much in my book, and its too grown-up too. doubt i'll keep this, though i did keep the a*teens album where they only covered abba songs, so maybe i should. maybe somebody here can convince me to.

xhuxk, Tuesday, 2 May 2006 15:05 (eighteen years ago) link

"Karma" = Alicia Keys, one of only two songs by her I like
"Leave (Get Out)" = Jojo, it's a good song too

Haikunym (Haikunym), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 15:10 (eighteen years ago) link

I kind of feel like this is one of your folks' blogs and I am missing it, but The Cure For Bedbugs has a bunch of good posts up, one about P!nk, a few about Skye, etc.:

http://cureforbedbugs.blogspot.com/

"Dave," (Dave Moore?) you have to be on this thread, right? Because here is the middle of your "recent music" list:

Marit Larsen - Under the Surface
Miranda! - Sin Restricciones
Hope Partlow - Who We Are
Marion Raven - Who I Am

Eppy (Eppy), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 15:22 (eighteen years ago) link

Oops, Frank already posted that. Sorry.

Eppy (Eppy), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 15:23 (eighteen years ago) link

xps:

ah...and jojo is and/or was not a grown up, i guess. but still. (alicia keys is not old, either, but she makes old people music anyway, and i have yet to hear a song by her i liked.)

also, um, they do not do a queen song! i meant "dancing queen" BY abba. (though on the subject of queen, my daughter says that a country girl on *american idol* did a great version of "bohemian rhapsody" during an all-queen tribute episode a couple weeks ago. i would love to see that; sounds wacky. does anybody know if she did the entire song??)

xhuxk, Tuesday, 2 May 2006 15:24 (eighteen years ago) link

xpost

"Leave (Get Out)" is a good song - a great song, actually - and I think JoJo was age-eligible for Girl Authority when she recorded it. I agree that it's indistinguishible from "adult" r&b, but I'll also point out that some 13-year-olds do fuck around and then get pissed when you leave "her number on my phone" etc.

I've only played the first Girl Authority track and it's not pointless in that you have a bunch of different girls spelling out banana one after the other, which you don't get in the Gwen Stefani version.

But someone should do a girl group that's a cross between Girl Authority and Weird Al Yankovic.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 15:27 (eighteen years ago) link

Should be obvious which poster here is David Moore (esp. for those who are logged in and might notice his name in the e-addy).

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 15:29 (eighteen years ago) link

a few more girl authority notes: it's very cool how when, in "i love rock'n'roll," they say "he must've been around 17," they are talking about an OLDER man. but not so cool when they change "i'll be kicking your ass" (or whatever it is) in the pink song to "i'll be kicking your Benz" (then giggle about it.) and as frank starts to suggest, they also seem to change the words to "hollaback girl," but since i didn't understand what the hell gwen was saying in most of it in the first place, i am not able to provide specifics at this time. (as for the jojo song, i need to re-hear the jojo version. and i dunno, it may not be the words that bug me; the song just FEELS disturbingily grown-up to me here. but maybe jojo did it better.)

xhuxk, Tuesday, 2 May 2006 15:47 (eighteen years ago) link

(Now it should be REALLY obvious.) I can't keep up with this thread lately...Skye just checked in at her Myspace to let everyone know that YES, that was her grandma at the Junos and the album is almost all mixed and due out in Aug. Barbie Diaries next week (didn't realize that "Girl Most Likely To" writer Nina Ossoff also wrote Rubyblue/No Secrets "That's What Girls Do")

xpost

nameom (nameom), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 16:00 (eighteen years ago) link

you should have read this, nameom!

http://www.villagevoice.com/music/0247,saunders,39983,22.html

xhuxk, Tuesday, 2 May 2006 16:17 (eighteen years ago) link

Xhuxk, by "grownup" you might mean "standard-issue r&b concerns." I was actually shocked in '99 when I learned that Christina Aguilera and Destiny's Child were still teenagers. But they didn't sound teenage, just r&b.

By the way, has anyone here heard the first Destiny's Child CD, which they released when Beyoncé was 16? Sheffield once told me that he loved it.

OK, I just listened to the Girl Authority version of "Leave," and the thing is that, except for the girl who does the "oh-ohs" at the end, they might as well be reading the lyrics off a teleprompter for all the meaning and conviction they give the song. So it's just a weak performance, a bunch of kids singing a pop hit. Whereas Jo-Jo nails the song. Anyway, xhuxk, it might not be that the song feels disturbingly grown-up but that the kids sound disturbingly not-grown-up when they sing the "grown-up" lyrics. Whereas Jo-Jo may sound young but she doesn't sound like a kid, so I don't feel the cognitive dissonance in the sound. (Though for me, the Girl Authority version isn't disturbing, just thin.)

I'm still kicking myself for leaving "Leave" off my 2004 Pazz 'n' Jop ballot.

(But the Girl Authority "Hollaback Girl" really works, may be more bananas than the Gwen version, and less mannered in its bananasicity.)

Xpost I'm sure nameom has read everything Metal Mike's written for the Voice.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 16:19 (eighteen years ago) link

Xhuxk, you like the Amy Diamond hit, right? Wouldn't that create young kid/adult content dissonance itself? And what about Bow wow wow, and whichever barely-teen-if-even-that who did the original version of "I Want Candy"?

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 16:25 (eighteen years ago) link

Xpost I'm sure nameom has read everything Metal Mike's written for the Voice.

Pretty much. From that review:

Aaron Carter's older and Backstreet Nick's younger sister, Leslie Carter

Hasn't been mentioned but she's been making new music recently, available at her Myspace. (Type of Label: None)

nameom (nameom), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 16:30 (eighteen years ago) link

xp: Sure, but I'm not saying there's not exceptions, Frank (or that I'm not contradicting myself). (Most of the problem may just be that I don't like contemporary adult r&b much.)

xhuxk, Tuesday, 2 May 2006 16:31 (eighteen years ago) link

The Amy Diamond song is mostly just absurd in the way she's singing about what is seemingly an adult relationship. The only sexual connotation is when she sings, "You can't have this candy."

Tim Ellison (Tim Ellison), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 16:52 (eighteen years ago) link

xp

(and also - -see above -- i really don't like that Amy Diamond hit all THAT much. I think it's okay -- a 7.5 or 8.0 on the old *Radio On* scale, I guess. And since we're now on the subject of songs-Frank-burned-for-me, I will now say that my favorite song so far on the Marion Raven album is "At the End of the Day" [is that the one with the Art Alexakis duet?], though most of it, for instance "For You I'll Die" and "Six Feet Under" [I just finished season five, I think, though they all run together when you have to wait for DVDs to hit Netflix] are fine, though I have barely listened to it so far and my opinions are fairly worthless. Clearly, However, "Ch!pz in Black" by Ch!pz blows pretty much the entire Marion album out the water. Also, "Complicated" by Bon Jovi wouldn't necessarily have been the *worst* song on *Slippery When Wet* had it been on there, but would've been close. Though it's pleasant.)

(and also, approximately 50 percent of all bubblegum songs in history, all the way back to the Archies and the Ohio Express, can be taken to be about oral sex. This is old news.)

xhuxk, Tuesday, 2 May 2006 17:00 (eighteen years ago) link

So what's disturbing about Girl Authority doing "Leave," then?

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 18:21 (eighteen years ago) link

From Leslie Carter's Myspace blog:

I never thought I would be right where I am now getting ready for a showcase that I hope will change my life and bring me closer to all of my dreams. Doing this without my families help and unfortunatly without there love and support its been hard and at times I didnt want to continue on like this but I have realized that the only thing that keeps me going is all of my fans support throughout the years. You guys have been great to me, even just a friendly little reminder saying I can do it gets me through the day, I love yall. So many people want to know whats going on and I want everyone to know the truth because I hate LIARS but no one really likes a liar right? Anyway, I left my mom 3 months ago and it was hard to do but I had to. After my parents divorced my whole world changed and I had to take responsibility for myself. My mom was alone and I couldnt just leave her alone. Someone had to be there to help her heal and I love my mom no matter how confused she is...deep down she is a good person and no one should hate her. I have to continue on and be strong for myself now. I am up here in Canada all by myself...I havnt spoken to anyone of my family members in a while. No one answers my calls. I take care of myself and it sux but its for the best in the long run. Now I am not writing this so that anyone feels sorry for me believe me. I am just telling the truth and maybe I am doing a little healing myself...who knows. All I know is that with all the effort that you have inside you or you think you may have inside you, you have 100% more that you may not even know about or know you had. Doesnt matter what happens from here on out what matters is I am alive and I have the ability to make myself happy. As long as I dont let anyone get me down...thats the key!

Biopic to come?

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 18:32 (eighteen years ago) link

"someone should do a girl group that's a cross between Girl Authority and Weird Al Yankovic"

Well, not a girl group, but there is Devo 2.0. Although, listening to the Girl Authority clips on iTunes, Girl Authority sound like crap (Chuck: "It would be better here if the girls's voices were more out of tune, i would think" - Indeed) and Devo 2.0 sound great.

Tim Ellison (Tim Ellison), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 18:44 (eighteen years ago) link

Influences Phil Collins, Incubus, Journey, BJork, Green Day

(More Leslie Carter. Don't know if this is an inadvertent double post, as I keep getting poxy fuled.)

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 18:50 (eighteen years ago) link

>So what's disturbing about Girl Authority doing "Leave," then?<

Well, I think you hit the nail on the head. It's like some perverted creep i holding a gun to their backs, forcing them to blankly recite grown-up words they don't understand, with no bubblegum in the corner of their mouths whatsoever. (Not that the song had much gum to begin with, apparently.) (also, remember, ohio express and archies songs *weren't* sung by teenagers. and neither were poison's, or the jesus and mary chain's, or ????'s. had the jackson five or osmonds had sung about oral sex, that may well have creeped me out, too.) (which is not to imply that the jojo song is about oral sex. if it is, i haven't noticed.)

xhuxk, Tuesday, 2 May 2006 18:59 (eighteen years ago) link

(I meant that the Girl Authority arrangements sound like crap, btw, not necessarily their voices.)

Tim Ellison (Tim Ellison), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 19:07 (eighteen years ago) link

xp: i mean, i guess what i'm saying is, there's probably nothing wrong with kids dressing up like grown-ups if they do it of their own accord. but in that song, they sing like they'd rather be doing anything else but singing the song in question. how is that *not* creepy? it's the same kinda shit that's on kid's TV talent competitions all the time, where 9 year old girls are wearing skimpy outfits that might make sense on a 20 year old, awkwardly pretending they can carry it off, when clearly they can't. i dunno, maybe tatum o'neal or jodie foster or brooke shields could've (how would i know? - i get movie stars mixed up all the time), but that doesn't mean the average kid can. it's one thing to romanticzie kids in a way that pretends they're all naive in ways they probably aren't, but at least as stupid to pretend they're all sophisticated in ways most of them *definitely* aren't. (also, it should be noted that there's a big difference between 13 year olds and 9 year olds. the CD sleeve doesn't say which ones sing the jo-jo song; maybe they should've left it to the older ones.)

xhuxk, Tuesday, 2 May 2006 19:10 (eighteen years ago) link

Doing this without my families help and unfortunatly without there love and support its been hard and at times I didnt want to continue on like this but I have realized that the only thing that keeps me going is all of my fans support throughout the years.

Coming from a family of famous entertainers (Nick and Aaron Carter), Leslie is ready to showcase her dream of being a songwriter and entertainer. With her unique and exciting brand of Punk/Rock/Pop, come witness Leslie’s Showcase live at the Lions Den in NYC...Wright Stuff Management has brought you the Backstreet Boys, NSync, and Pink.

Also, her Myspace has since moved to this address, where it turns out she's doing some kind of reality show.

I just talked to my family and I am leaving Canada on March 31st to get ready for this reality show. I finally have more information on it and hopefully Nick gave me the correct info anyway its going to be on the E channel and we start filming June 1st. So up until then I will probably be getting into shape. I really dont know what I am actually getting myself into with all of this but at least it will be a fun expierience and hopefully it will bring my family closer together.

nameom (nameom), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 02:28 (eighteen years ago) link

xp (and btw, before somebody calls me on it, I'm well aware that "like some perverted creep is holding a gun to their backs" is a ridiculously extreme hyperbole in re: the Jojo cover.) (Actually, if a gun was held to their backs, there'd likely be *more* emotion in their voices.)

xhuxk, Wednesday, 3 May 2006 10:35 (eighteen years ago) link

Skye's album title shortlist:

Sound Soldier, Music Is My Boyfriend, I'm in My Pink Bulldozer, and Gonna Knock You Over. Jeez, and they're selecting from 70 songs.

nameom (nameom), Thursday, 4 May 2006 17:47 (eighteen years ago) link

metal mike, via email:

now all of you can get to hear my ongoing breakdown critical analysis of Mylie Cyrus aka Hanna Montana. ha hahaah just kidding.

actually the single sounds GREAT on the radio disney, altho on TV i thought it was lame...funny. boombox spkr radio > TV speaker

what're the BEST old 70's - 80's silver-face intergrated power amps? (at the flea markets or thrift stores).

i used to love my old PIONEER 100-watt, which eventually got stolen i guess. have made do with a dumb Kenwood and a Akai (?) for my two stereo amps. i need to upgrade.

i just bought (used) the Kelly Clarkson album, and the 100 watts of Kenwood power aren't getting it done. I need to make actual dents in the wall facing the 4 speakers (two bookcase Sonys as mega-tweeters, on top of two name brand thrift store floor speakers...total cost maybe $29) in order to do justice to Max Martin - Dr. Luke's productoin values and PLAYING VALUES.

"all instruments (excepting drums) played by = Max Martin and Dr. Luke (aka whatever his swedish name is"

let's just nickname them "DrMx" (as in Doctor Max")

they are the gods of modern rock

and Max is still my #1 musical hero of all time

does he shoot heroin like John Lennon?
burn his brain out like Brian Wilson, John Lennon?
fake dumb motorbike wrecks like Bob Dylan?
is a asshole who's mean to his younger brother like Ray Davies?

no!

Dr-Max shits on all of them.

c'mon, let's hear johnboy, surfer brian, bob or ray try to write, produce, AND PLAY ALL THE INSTUMENTS on "Behind These Hazel Eyes" / "Since U Been Gone."

man now i'm only 18+ months behind the "New Pop Generation" curve!

xhuxk, Friday, 5 May 2006 19:05 (eighteen years ago) link

and more metal mike still:

skye sweetnam needs to hook up with Dr/Max next time out (3rd album) d'you think? no duh.

oh and here is the link to Dave's very swell and huge long "underground radio 2006" article. yeah man kick the f'n jams for the kids! kick em out! kicked em out!

i'm stunned at how great hannah montana's voice sounds on the radio ( = pure country accent like her daddy Billy Ray). and how dorkwad she looks on TV. lose the Hilary Duff wig, girl! get a Mohawk or a mullet! anything but that stupid blondie wig!

great "underground radio 2006" cover feature article from the Ithaca Times. a must read for anyone who still thinks that (pick just one) Phil Spector, the Ohio Express, ABBA, Max Martin,

http://72.14.207.104/search?q=cache:T2KEnzr7jcMJ:cureforbedbugs.blogspot.com/2006/04/first-ever-lovemarks-photo-shoot-in.html+cure+for+bedbugs+%2B+%22thursday,+april+20%22+%2B+%22radio+disney%22+%2B+%22mike+saunders%22&hl=en

xhuxk, Friday, 5 May 2006 19:08 (eighteen years ago) link

That Lillix single is my favorite single so far this year. I hope it doesn't end up being my favorite single of the year because it's not really good enough to be the best single of an entire year, but ... it's good.

Tim Ellison (Tim Ellison), Friday, 5 May 2006 19:47 (eighteen years ago) link

Haven't heard the Lillix yet.

A week ago yesterday Brie Larson said, "

http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendID=10483041&blogID=114808099&Mytoken=D0EAAABB-CF1A-4A30-BA5E42037A8D30E056552375

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Saturday, 6 May 2006 01:40 (eighteen years ago) link

Um, that wasn't very articulate of her, was it? No, what she actually said, here, was,

I would like everyone to tell me what they did last night, and incorporate the words "rhythm nation" in their brief synopsis.

That would have been a week ago last Wednesday, and I do not remember what I did, so I will tell you what I did last night: I did the laundry. The clothes were rolling, they were rotating, they were rhythmnating. But they must have been rolling and rhythmnating too hard, because when I pulled them out of the dryer I saw that my grey shirt had a rip up its sleeve. This must have been owing to all the rhythmnation, because I doubt that the shirt ripped itself. It's been depressed lately, but it's never resorted to cutting itself in the past, and I don't believe that it did so this time, either. It's just not the sort to do something like that. I blame the washer and the dryer.

Thank you for letting me share.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Saturday, 6 May 2006 01:48 (eighteen years ago) link

Current listening list:

1.) Cheers Darlin' by Damien Rice
2.) One by Amiee Man
3.) Hang On To Your Ego by The Beach Boys
4.) Wondering Where The Lions Are by Jimmy Buffett
5.) Funny Little Frog by Belle and Sebastian
6.) I'll Feel A Whole Lot Better by The Byrds
7.) The Way I Walk by The Cramps
8.) See Emily Play by David Bowie
9.) Lose My Breath by Destinys Child
10.) No Radicals by the Flamming Lips
11.) I got Rythm by George Gershwin
12.) Spaceship by Kanye West
13.) The Painter by Neil Young
14.) Mrs.Mcgrath by Bruce Springstein
15.) Pleasures of The Harbor by Phil Ochs

(Frank, you should post to Brie's blog, chances are decent that she'll respond!)

And a good suggestion for Skye's next title from Metal Mike: THEY LET ME MAKE ANOTHER ALBUM!

nameom (nameom), Saturday, 6 May 2006 02:47 (eighteen years ago) link

My parents took the Pleasures of the Harbor album away from me when I was 13. They'd probably have let me keep it when I was 16, however.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Saturday, 6 May 2006 03:01 (eighteen years ago) link

If you're interested, I've just created my first blog.

First post contains this paragraph, originally from a letter I wrote John Wójtowicz:

Current "teenpop" - or the strain within it that most currently is capturing my attention, the part I'll call "rock confessional" - is actually without precedent, kids in their teens and early twenties working with a handful of music pros in their mid thirties, but the kids all included in the songwriting credits and creating (with the aid of those veteran pros) songs that are smarter and more emotionally complex than most of what you're getting from real grownup pop and rock performers (including the grownup pop and rock performers that the veteran pros also work with). But what this means is that these girls have no good models for how to expand and deepen their music as they grow into their twenties, and no preset market or genre to inhabit once they do, unless they create it for themselves. Well, no good models is my opinion. The girls probably all want to be Alanis, not realizing that they're already better. Kelly Clarkson's commercial success is heartening, as she's managed to do her agony and angst without shedding the sugar pop. But Ashlee, who's the best of the lot, is now only getting middling sales and poor airplay and is probably reliant on the tweeny-market that she'll shortly be losing. Maybe there's a way for Ashlee and the others to carry on with their pop craftsmanship and exuberance yet do Alanis and Fiona and KT Tunstall and Tash Bedingfield and Courtney Love and Craig Finn and Conor Oberst, but without Alanis et al.'s bullshit and obfuscation.

(And then I added that I'm hearing in Ashlee the potential to do Jagger or Dylan 1965 but to take it somewhere else, since she's basically a "nice girl," which means for better or worse she won't be tied to the alienation of a counterculture, so maybe she'll grow where Dylan and Jagger stopped dead.)

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Saturday, 6 May 2006 12:52 (eighteen years ago) link

Not terribly elucidatory Lily Allen first live show review:

http://deathjam.blogspot.com/2006/05/lily-allen-live-at-notting-hill-arts.html

(Frank, the text on yr blog is tiny!)

Raw Patrick (Raw Patrick), Saturday, 6 May 2006 14:49 (eighteen years ago) link

Frank, you have 0 friends! That makes you the coolest person on myspace, IMO!

pleased to mitya (mitya), Saturday, 6 May 2006 17:59 (eighteen years ago) link

frank--
what about the shangri las, the chiffons, or the ronettes

anthony easton (anthony), Saturday, 6 May 2006 18:24 (eighteen years ago) link

Frank, I think yr Ashlee obsession is very important and you should continue to write about it in the hope of crashing through to some as-yet-unknowable insights. But maybe that's because I like Ashlee and could read you on her all day.

Tim Finney (Tim Finney), Sunday, 7 May 2006 12:59 (eighteen years ago) link

Earlier in this thread, I may have made comments to the effect that Blog 27 were in some way horrible, awful and a blight upon popular music generally.

Blog 27 have now covered Teddybears STHLM's 'Hey Boy'.

I apologise unreservedly.

William Bloody Swygart (mrswygart), Sunday, 7 May 2006 17:05 (eighteen years ago) link

Well, I'm disappointed in Ashlee's MySpace page, in that it's written by the same boring people who do her publicity releases.

Anthony, I couldn't list anything - hmmm, I forgot the Teddy Bears - but I did list the Shangri-Las!

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Sunday, 7 May 2006 21:25 (eighteen years ago) link

Er. I mean I couldn't list everything. I SHOULD NOT POST WHEN I'M TIRED.

But I will anyway.

Lillix "Sweet Temptation," first listen: Buzzing beats, even some sped-up Moroder. "Get back in touch with their rock 'n' roll roots." That's what they all say. Well, this is loud. Loud bubblegum (perhaps not unlike early glam, though the tune is '00s). Some breathiness in the singing; the singer finds feeling in the air puffs. This doesn't take me as far above the moon as "Rush" and "4ever" do, but it can at least inhabit the same sentence. Far better than I would have expected from Lillix. I'll have to revisit their first album.

Marie Serneholt "Calling All Detectives," first listen: This is breathy too, but a different kind of breathiness. Breaths from the lounge, breaths that waft. But a punchy kind of talk-singing eventually moves to the foreground. I like the push in the talk-singing, creating substance within the airy environs. But this track doesn't have nearly the immediate catchiness of her previous single, "That's the Way My Heart Goes." I'm not sure about this track. Given its style, it might take a number of listens to reveal itself. Stacey Q took a while to kick in; so did Annie. Maybe this will too, but I'm not expecting it to, obviously.

Serneholt seems more "Europop" than "teenpop" - not that music like this isn't 100% discussable on this thread. And Serneholt does have teenpop credentials from her days in the A*Teens. Has Metal Mike expressed an opinion on her yet?

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Sunday, 7 May 2006 21:59 (eighteen years ago) link

This is what I came up with for the track listing on Lily Allen's My First Mixtape. I won't vouch for the complete accuracy of this list, since some of the identification was done by others. There are still two or three gaps.

(1) Lily Allen "LDN," (2) Dizzee Rascal "Fix Up, Look Sharp," (3) Beats International "Dub Be Good To Me," (4) Lily Allen "Smile," (5) Ludacris "The Potion," (6) ODB (f. Clinton Sparks?) "Pop Shots," (7) some dancehall guy, (8) Selectah "Wede Man," (9) Peter Barry "She Taught Me to Yodel," (10) Creedence Clearwater Revival "Born on the Bayou," (11) Lee Dorsey "Get Out My Life Woman," (12) Rod Stewart/Faces "Stay With Me," (13) Squeeze "Up the Junction," (14) Lily Allen "Knock 'Em Out," (15) Jammin' "Go DJ" mashed up with some other grimish thing, I think, (16) Specials "Friday Night, Saturday Morning," (17) some funky dubby thing, (18) Vanessa Paradis "Joe Le Taxi," (19) Janet Kay "Silly Games," (20) Lily Allen "Cheryl Tweedy" mashed-up with Origin Unknown "Valley of the Shadows (31 Seconds)," (21) General Levy "Incredible."

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Sunday, 7 May 2006 22:06 (eighteen years ago) link

The Lily Allen thread was an unhappy one, wasn't it? Lots of wounded people on ILX, I guess.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Sunday, 7 May 2006 22:08 (eighteen years ago) link

I posted this on a Bedbug comments thread:

Listening to Alexandra Slate's MySpace clips, which is difficult (and unfair to the artist), given that since I'm on dialup I only get 7 seconds of continuous play, which is then followed by 12 seconds of rebuffering, then 7 more of play, 12 more of rebuffering, etc. Seen any writer's credits? Are they Cavallo and Slate? I ask this because the two tracks I've listened to so far sound like Sheryl Crow filtered through Kara DioGuardi with thicker rock vamps than Sheryl'd use: which is to say that these songs sound a lot like "Avalanche" by Platinum Weird. So (1) the tracks are good, w/ strong melodies and a strong voice but (2) the voice is missing the zing of personality. Which is to say that thin-voiced Lindsay and medium-sized voice Ashlee deliver their songs or deliver themselves along with their songs, whereas Alexandra just seems like a solid singer. Good strong mainstream pop-rock tracks, but...

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Sunday, 7 May 2006 22:17 (eighteen years ago) link

From this article:

"So I wrote this song and then I go and sell out," Sweetnam says abruptly.

She's talking, of course, jokingly, about working with The Matrix, a.k.a. Scott Spock, Lauren Christy and Graham Edwards, who produced a series of hits for Britney Spears, Hilary Duff, and Avril Lavigne, among others.

"I go to The Matrix and everybody's going, 'Skye, what are you doing?' I'm thinking, 'I have an anti-Matrix sign on my guitar and I'm going to The Matrix,' who obviously wrote tons of hits, wrote Avril's record, who I've heard about, her name, everyday for the last three years of my life. So I'm like, 'What am I doing? I'm committing artistic suicide right now.'

"But they were actually thinking the exact same thing as I was thinking," Sweetnam continues with refreshing honesty.

"They were thinking, 'We don't have a credible name in this business because all we do is take young girls and write hit songs for them,' and they just worked with Korn on their record so they were like, 'We're trying to do something different.' So I'm like, 'Oh my God, finally somebody who understands.'

"So I brought my art books and I'm like, 'Can you turn this picture of a wolf eating a girl into a guitar riff?' and they're like, 'Okay, let's try it.'

"So a lot of it is high concept; a lot of it rocks, like Nine Inch Nails meets Britney Spears. I can dance to it. I'm very very proud of this record."

nameom (nameom), Monday, 8 May 2006 15:00 (eighteen years ago) link

>The Lily Allen thread was an unhappy one, wasn't it? Lots of wounded people on ILX, I guess. <

Why is it unhappy and wounded, Frank? I've skimmed it a couple times, and notice a couple cranky posts, just like any other ILM thread, but nothing out of the ordinary. What am I missing there?

xhuxk, Tuesday, 9 May 2006 10:01 (eighteen years ago) link

i dont know how to ask this without being offensive, and i mean it with real and genuine respect, and while actually liking ashlee--how much of yr love of teen pop is connected to yr dick frank?

anthony easton (anthony), Tuesday, 9 May 2006 10:59 (eighteen years ago) link

The Lily Allen hype shifts into overdrive.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Tuesday, 9 May 2006 18:39 (eighteen years ago) link

Not a dumb question, Anthony, though not all love is genital, and I'd say that current teenpop is far from being the most sexualized music out there (compared to Europop and dance and r&b or even the teenpop of seven years ago). And also remember that I don't have a lot of access to the visuals - which isn't to say that the aurals can't be enticing. (Strangely enough, Ashlee's videos tend to fall flat for me.) But then, I definitely feel an emotional warmth towards the personas/bodies/human beings I hear in Ashlee's and Lindsay's and Kelly's sound - and from the words and the minds that those words reveal (or invent or construct or whatever). But my favorite Ashlee song is "La La," which isn't as sexy as it's trying to be, even if it's all about sexual role playing; and another favorite is "I Am Me," which hits me in the way that Courtney Love singing "Violet" and Grace Slick singing "White Rabbit" hit me, neither of which particularly convey "warm, wet, inviting pussy." In fact, the person who's singing really feels sexy to me is Lily Allen (whom I wouldn't call teenpop, though I'm glad to write about her on this thread, and she's in the teengirl's age group): the way her tone is almost deadpan but falls lazily from her lips. But I don't yet have the warm feeling towards her that I have towards Ashlee, Kelly, and Lindsay, which is certainly a feeling of love towards a feminized something. (Well, it's three distinct feelings: the Ashlee feeling towards Ashlee, the Kelly feeling towards Kelly, the Lindsay feeling towards Lindsay.) But then, I rate the Veronicas "4ever" as the song of the year so far, and though it has a very sexualized sound, it's not pulling that response from me. The feeling is more like being doused in sugar.

But then also, a lot of great music that I'd call "sexual" - Amber's "Sexual," for instance, and a lot of stuff by t.A.T.u., and "Don't Say Goodbye" by Paulina Rubio - might as well be performed by someone called Anonymous. I'm not feeling love (or much of anything one way or another) for the people who perform them. And it's great sexual music anyway. But then, it's wrong to think of musical sexiness necessarily pertaining to the relation between the hearer and the performer. Really, what we do with sexy music in our lives may be more crucial, even if it's easier to talk about the relationship to the performer.

Don't know if I'm answering your question. Over the years, most of my hero-frontman-performers have been guys: Jagger and Dylan and Iggy and David and Johnny and Eminem. This isn't to say there can't be anything sensuous in my feeling towards them, but since I'm not gay, it's not warm in the way that it is towards a feminized someone like Ashlee. But Ashlee is definitely in a Jagger and Dylan rock category for me - as opposed to being in the Cover Girls sexy dance-pop category, though those categories need not be mutually exclusive and in fact there's something in all my heroes' music that pulls in a Cover Girls sensuality at least somewhere. Or something.

So I've just written a lot of words without quite figuring out my answer to your question. I tend not to have sex fantasies about people I don't actually know in real life, which is why girlie mags don't do anything for me. But that doesn't mean sex isn't a part of my feelings towards a singer.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Tuesday, 9 May 2006 19:48 (eighteen years ago) link

Anyone else willing to address this issue?

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Tuesday, 9 May 2006 19:52 (eighteen years ago) link

Xhuxk, maybe on that Lily Allen thread I'm just fed up with all the inarticulateness and lack of communication. But at the moment I'm not feeling like being articulate on the subject of other people's inarticulateness. But I do want to say that I really appreciate the thought and the communication on the rolling country thread and the rolling this one thread.

I feel that if we assembled the people who've contributed to this thread and found an investor and some hotshot photographers, we could put together a great magazine on teenpop that would be like no other. Wouldn't say it would make money, but it'd be great.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Tuesday, 9 May 2006 20:07 (eighteen years ago) link

I once had a wank over Vanessa Paradis but she wz in a film, rather than on a record, and she was legal then rather than "Joe le Taxi" age. Now everyone else can reveal their shameful secrets until the random Googlers arrive and we are all sunk.

I don't know what anyone discussed on this thread actually looks like bcz I only ever hear this stuff via MP3.

Raw Patrick (Raw Patrick), Tuesday, 9 May 2006 20:30 (eighteen years ago) link

I'm surprised it's taken five months to get here.

Raw Patrick (Raw Patrick), Tuesday, 9 May 2006 20:33 (eighteen years ago) link

The Lilly Allen thread seems icky I think because you can feel the backlash thrumming but there's nothing you can do at this point; there's no straightforward conversation to be had about her for a good solid year at this point, or at least that's the feeling I think. It's inevitable given that she does pretty honestly seem to be getting promoted as "she is going to be popular and successful, don't you want to listen to her?" which music nerds never respond well to, but ah well.

Eppy (Eppy), Tuesday, 9 May 2006 20:39 (eighteen years ago) link

That has got to be the least sexy picture of Ashlee Simpson I've ever seen. Wonder how many people on this thread have heard more than seen any given teen pop star discussed (in videos, TV appearances, etc).

nameom (nameom), Tuesday, 9 May 2006 23:40 (eighteen years ago) link

Lindsay Lohan - seen more than heard. All others - heard more than seen.

I'm inclined to assume that Frank's attitude to Ashlee et. al. isn't predominantly sexual b/c I identify with a lot of what he writes about Ashlee in particular and, being gay, there's zero sexual attraction there (which doesn't rule out visual aesthetic appreciation of course).

I think that because of the use of visuals in marketing teen-pop - video clips, magazine covers etc. - there's a general assumption that a listener's relationship to the performer and their songs is going to be more intensely visually-based than it would be for other types of music. And certainly the heightened prominance of visuals plays a huge role in shaping our understanding of and connection with the music and the performer.

But, for myself I've never been consciously aware of there being a meaningful link between me finding a male pop singer hot and feeling a connection or identification with his music. I had a totally sexual crush on one of the guys from Blue, was largely indifferent to the guys in the Backstreet Boys, and found Daniel Bedingfield to be kinda weird looking (not in a good way), and yet "If You Come Back", "Shape Of My Heart" and "If You're Not The One" all hit me in a substantially similar fashion (and in ascending order of power and greatness as well).

Whereas sexual attraction plays a much more substantial role in my enjoyment of tv and film, perhaps for obvious reasons.

Of course anthony saying "how much of enjoying ashlee is to do with yr cock" isn't limited to how much we get off on ashlee visually...

Tim Finney (Tim Finney), Wednesday, 10 May 2006 00:25 (eighteen years ago) link

There might be some biological (and social) internal programming that makes me react to Ashlee because of who she is and how she looks in a way that's different from how I'd react to, say, Loretta Lynn doing the same material. But "cock" hardly encompasses it. There's probably a built-in reaction to how I react to Tiny Tim in A Christmas Carol, but that isn't because I want to fuck him. But for sure there's a pull and attraction to Ashlee's music and words that have something to do with my perceiving a vulnerable and attractive young woman there, and I assume that such pulls and attractions help enable the species to make babies. But I wouldn't be surprised if Tim F. has warm feelings towards attractively vulnerable young woman too, even if those feelings don't come from the loins.

I felt a pull and attraction to Miss Lonely in "Like A Rolling Stone" and to the girls in the Dolls' "Babylon" and "Frankenstein," and I never even saw their pictures!

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Wednesday, 10 May 2006 19:01 (eighteen years ago) link

I just posted this on my brand-new blog. It repeats a little of what Tim wrote here, but what he wrote is something I'm happy to reread.

Ashlee Simpson Ghostwrites Dylan's Autobiography

I had a wonderfully impossible assignment from Paste magazine to write 625 words on Dylan as a songwriter. I did my best to present the guy's mid '60s achievement as a potent, problematic, living thing to be grappled with rather than revered, but I sure could have used an extra five thousand words. If I'd had 'em, I would have started by quoting "Tell Me Momma," in which Dylan sings "Everybody sees you on your window ledge/How long's it going to take for you to get off the edge" but doesn't say whether getting off the edge means pulling back or whether it means jumping. Now, the music he helped invent - "rock" - is supposed to have an edge, to be sharp, to cut; and it's supposed to take you over the edge. Of course the idea of an "edge" long proceeded Dylan, but he's one of the ones who brought it from bohemia to the center of the culture. So when Ashlee Simpson spits out her anguish in the chorus of "Shadow" ("living in the shadow of someone else's dream"), and when Eminem in the role of mad, sick Stan goes "I hope your conscience eats at you and you can't breathe without me," they're each using anger cadences that entered popular music in the '60s with Dylan and Jagger.

My idea of "The Autobiography of Bob Dylan" is that the true autobiography of Bob Dylan wouldn't be his story but our story, not just how he got to be that way but how we got to be that way, how the edge got to be the edge, what in our context and our culture takes him and us up to that ledge. Dylan dropped out of his autobiography in 1966, but the autobiography continues without him; thousands of other people carry it forward on from there (I'd originally written "carried it forward," but I don't know if we do carry it forward or just keep running into the same old wall and then eventually retreat; that's why Dylan '65 has a living presence but a problematic one).

I think Ashlee is discovering that it was a cinch getting out from under her sister compared to getting out from under all the other stuff the world saddles her with, not to mention what she lays on herself. But she's got a strong urge to reconcile with what she's trying to surmount, which is one reason she might take the story somewhere new. She's more a Johansen than a Johnny, wanting to embrace more than to shatter. The danger is that she'll settle for too easy a reconciliation. Tim Finney has talked beautifully over on the teenpop thread about the lyric in "Say Goodbye":

"Maybe/you don't/love me/like I/love you/baby/'cos the broken in you doesn't make me run"

Tim says: "Something about that line is so ace, maybe it's that it drags out the simple first part so much, then all the meaning is actually so tightly compressed in the second half."

And then:

"I think one of the things that makes it work so well is that, yeah, at first glance it sounds pretty straightforward, but actually it's almost encoded. A straightforward line would be something like: 'You can't handle me 'cos I'm complicated' or 'You only like me when I make you look good.' But instead she says: 'Maybe you don't love me like I love you, baby, 'cos the broken in you doesn't make me run. There is beauty in the darkness. I'm not frightened - without it I could never feel the sun.' It's a lot less judgmental and, I guess, more reflective, this way: like she's just coming to understand the difference in the way that she and her (soon to be?) ex approach questions of love and relationships. And she's not sure which is right or wrong (if right and wrong there is) but she's not sorry for being the way she is. And then on another level she's telling him that it's okay to be damaged."

I agree with Tim wholeheartedly, but I do think that "without it I could never feel the sun" is something of a platitude, too easy a resolution. The question as Ashlee's career goes on is whether she's going to do right by the darkness, the damage, whether she'll find the words and sounds to make us feel it, think it, comprehend it, analyze it. Interesting that the abstractions in "Say Goodbye" - "love," "broken in you," "run" - tell a powerful story in one sentence. Astonishing, actually, and she's done it before, not as compactly but just as powerfully, in songs that sound even better: "Love Makes the World Go 'Round" and "Undiscovered." But on "Beautifully Broken," the track on I Am Me that's supposed to be the crucial, self-revealing one, where she deals with the SNL and Orange Bowl debacles, she just vagues out. "I'm beautifully broken/And I don't care if I show it." Well, show what? This is where we need details, need the scene, need to feel the breaking. "Every moment I'm filled with hope 'cause I get another chance/But I will try/I will try/Got nothing left to hide" - I'm truly grateful that she'll try, but this feels too much like Norman Vincent Peale. "Without the highs and the lows/Where would we go/Where would we go..." is a nice "ending" in being irresolute, and she is admirable in her determination to make positive use of her setbacks, but still, this is reassurance not revelation (compare to "Love Makes the World Go 'Round," where she questions the sentiment in the song title, wants to believe it but won't believe it from you). For actual darkness you need to go to lines like "What's she got that I don't have" in "I Am Me" or even to her undercover bitchiness in "Boyfriend," and of course "Shadow," which deserves its own 25 posts. And to Dylan: "You say you never compromise/With the mystery tramp but now you realize/He's not selling any alibis/As you stare into the vacuum of his eyes/And say do you want to make a deal." Like, you've really got no secrets to conceal, out on that ledge, and damn, we all know this Ashlee girl has lived it, but she's got to put it into words.

(To honor the people in the trenches, I'll point out that Ashlee's got two co-writers, John Shanks and Kara DioGuardi. But since most of the world wants to acknowledge the trenches only so it can sneer at Ashlee, I'll also point out that Shanks and DioGuardi have a co-writer too, and her name is Simpson, and if they've written lyrics this good with or for anyone else, I haven't seen it. And on "Love Makes the World Go 'Round" and "Undiscovered," John and Ashlee do without Kara. I suppose it's possible that Ashlee's role could be primarily as muse and inspiration and that her name is on the writing credits mainly as a courtesy. If that's the case, we all should have such a muse.)

(Another observation regarding the trenches: Shanks plays signature Dylan-style riffage at the start of "Shadow," a style that Dylan would use incessantly, playing the full chord with the mi note, then playing it with fa, then going back to mi.)

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Wednesday, 10 May 2006 19:04 (eighteen years ago) link


http://img73.imageshack.us/img73/6083/karadioguardi24dv.jpg
Kara DioGuardi
(I'll bet this is several years old; but not as old as the cover on my book)

And there are what look like more up-to-date photos here, but it's some flash stuff that I'm not going to try and link.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Wednesday, 10 May 2006 20:03 (eighteen years ago) link



http://img95.imageshack.us/img95/6632/johnshanks17ny.jpg
John Shanks
not a great photo, but it was the only one I found quickly.

(I'm feeling the Kara photo more.)

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Wednesday, 10 May 2006 20:36 (eighteen years ago) link

Oh, and he spells Ashlee "Ashley" on his Webpage.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Wednesday, 10 May 2006 20:38 (eighteen years ago) link

I find this depressing, if true.

Ashlee Simpson coy on rumors of a new nose
From Associated Press
May 10, 2006 5:38 PM EDT
NEW YORK - Ashlee Simpson is laughing off rumors that she had a nose job - but she's not denying it either.

Recent photos splashed across the Internet and in tabloids suggest the multiplatinum singer has made an alteration to her profile, removing the bump that made her nose distinctive.

When asked about the speculation during a phone interview with The Associated Press on Wednesday, Simpson giggled and said: "Everybody's already saying it, so I just don't talk about it. I'm like, OK, whatever. It doesn't bother me."

But when asked whether the rumor was true, the 21-year-old singer didn't confirm or deny it, but just giggled more.

"Maybe - who knows!"

Simpson - the younger sister of Jessica - is about to launch a summer tour in June. Her latest album is "I Am Me"; her first album, "Autobiography," was released in 2004 and sold 3 million copies.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Wednesday, 10 May 2006 22:01 (eighteen years ago) link

I take it back, the Lily Allen song is my favorite single of the year so far (Lillix number two!).

Tim Ellison (Tim Ellison), Wednesday, 10 May 2006 22:04 (eighteen years ago) link

I saw a pic of Ashlee's new nose. I don't like it. She looks too much like her sister, too much like she's trying to look like her sister.

"But I wouldn't be surprised if Tim F. has warm feelings towards attractively vulnerable young woman too, even if those feelings don't come from the loins."

Probably true!

Tim Finney (Tim Finney), Thursday, 11 May 2006 02:27 (eighteen years ago) link

I ask this because I have not seen much talk about it: what exactly do people like about Lily Allen? Maybe this is just my aversion to reggae cropping up, but I don't even see anything there to like in theory, much less something I do actually want to listen to. It seems really listless and light to me.

Eppy (Eppy), Thursday, 11 May 2006 02:31 (eighteen years ago) link

The lightness of the music is one of the things that appeals to me. Also her phrasing, and her lyrics reach me emotionally, which not many do (obv. not the lyrics to LDN but some of the others on the mixtape/MySpace.) When I got that mixtape it seemed like summer had begun.

Raw Patrick (Raw Patrick), Thursday, 11 May 2006 07:15 (eighteen years ago) link

Lily = Brainy, somewhat harried, that bright summer feeling, that young restless mood. The sexy way her tone is almost deadpan but falls lazily from her lips. Click the link to my review for more info.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Thursday, 11 May 2006 13:47 (eighteen years ago) link

Yeah, your review just left me more confused, to be honest--I don't hear "Cruel Summer" in there in all, which has a, um, cruel cast to it musically, a feeling of desperation and weariness, more of an end-of-summer kind of song, whereas the Lily seems, as people have said, definitely beginning-of-summer. I just sorta feel like if I want calypso I'll go listen to soca, which just seems so much more vital and energetic and, well, sunny to me.

I guess I haven't paid enough attention to the lyrics, though.

Eppy (Eppy), Thursday, 11 May 2006 13:54 (eighteen years ago) link

MySpace page of the day: Got Stains On My T-Shirt and I'm The Biggest Flirt: Guy-teen identifies with Ashlee but wants to be Kara. Says "Oh my Paris!" in place of "Oh my God!" Probably wants to do Paris, but maybe something else is going on. "Place to be? Prison, I'd assume." His MySpace friend Queen Elizabeth comments, "How do you feel about death? It's quite heterosexual." Got a blog post entitled "ashlee's 'autobiography' is my inspiration..." but you need an invite to see it.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Thursday, 11 May 2006 14:03 (eighteen years ago) link

"LDN," beginning of summer, but with drops of acid, that fuck-all twist in her voice, the piercing eyesight.

So, these are a few of my favorite things about Lily.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Thursday, 11 May 2006 14:08 (eighteen years ago) link

Seems as if "Heads Will Roll" - the one she did with Nikki Sixx and James Michael - is the track that Marion Raven's going to push in the U.S. It's streamed on her Webpage (which has been truncated greatly, almost devoid of info, basically links you to her MySpace page and a few other places). She must have come up with some deal with Atlantic that frees her from them in the U.S. market, because on MySpace she's listing her label as "Eleven Seven Music" and she designates it an indie. Under influences she puts "I LOVE ACDC, Janis Joplin, The Doors, Alanis Morisette."

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Friday, 12 May 2006 14:47 (eighteen years ago) link

Ha, she's one of the approximately 7.5 billion people who don't know how to spell Morissette.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Friday, 12 May 2006 14:48 (eighteen years ago) link

I saw a pic of Ashlee's new nose. I don't like it. She looks too much like her sister, too much like she's trying to look like her sister.

It's Danni Minogue syndrome!

The Mercury Krueger (Ex Leon), Friday, 12 May 2006 14:52 (eighteen years ago) link

Oh, I'm now sharing Tim E's enthusiasm for the Lillix song (though it's not quite the guarantee for my P&J top ten that "4ever" and "Rush" are). Go to the music section under "Frank Kogan's interests" on my MySpace page for my latest Lillix thoughts, but you'll need to act quickly since "Sweet Temptation" is listed as my Song Of The Day for May 12, 2006, and since I change my Song Of The Day every day the thoughts will vanish soon - poof!

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Friday, 12 May 2006 16:24 (eighteen years ago) link

A lurker with a mustache came to my rescue when I complained that "The only info I have about Keith Allen is that he is 'an actor and boozehound' and that no one is willing to say anything good about him on ILX." Our lurker filled me in:

Keith Allen, 90's drama school vulgarian, art school lad culture etc.

In England, during the mid-90's there emerged a thirty something lad culture, fronted by Baddiel and Skinner, Loaded magazine, britpopism's dominance in general, Cool Brittania etc. Keith Allen would be spotted at Glastonbury throwing fish and chips at hippies with a prosthetic boob suit on or sniffing coke off the bar at the Groucho (infamous new media members club) with Damon Albarn and Damian Hirst, whilst releasing a 'comedy' single in support of the England footie team glorifying, our nation's favourite Curry sauce, the Vindaloo (a totally English invention, and of kidney-failure levels of spiciness) with the self-proclaimed blackest man in West London, Albarn.

Now, matured (or laddism having somehow evolved into the bestubbled, bespectacled man around town we see today) he occasionally presents the odd thing on the telly. Worst thing about him is that although he lives in Islington (probably on a diet of painfully overpriced organic produce) he maintains a 'man-of-the-people' persona about him.

As you can gauge from the feelings on ILM, Allen is universally reviled, and judging from his recent performance on Celebrity Art School, actually plays up to this fact.

Anyway, Lilly Allen went to Bedale's School, an extremely expensive boarding school, which is where most 'socially-conscious' famous people's kids go, as it is very liberal whilst also maintaining an excellent level of education. Or in other words, the kids are allowed to have dreads and smoke pot, but are still amongst their own.

This is why I find the lyrics in LDN particularly cringeworthy. As does her Sarf Lahndan accent which seems pretty affected.

I don't want to sound like some kind of embittered class warrior as I also went to a private school, just I am used to meeting far too many middle-class kids who present themselves as underpriviliged street rats.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Friday, 12 May 2006 22:22 (eighteen years ago) link

One point of correction to that otherwise OTM screed--it was Alex James of Blur that took the piss out of Albarn calling him the "blackest man in West London." Even Albarn not stupid enough to say that about himself.

Raw Patrick (Raw Patrick), Saturday, 13 May 2006 09:12 (eighteen years ago) link

But none of this makes either Lily's music or the person who shows through in her blog less than scrumptiously appealing. (Well, there is something a bit thin and scrappy about her music (and scrappy but not thin in her blog persona), which means I can understand Eppy finding more of the real calypso sun in soca, but Lily's scrappiness moves me.)

I wish the lurker with the mustache would post here.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Saturday, 13 May 2006 22:56 (eighteen years ago) link

I mean, if we can get over the fact that Shayne Ward's dad is a rapist, we may _just_ be able to get over Lily's heritage. I repeat, "may".

Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Saturday, 13 May 2006 23:21 (eighteen years ago) link

I had a totally sexual crush on one of the guys from Blue

wz it LEE!

rtccc (mwah), Saturday, 13 May 2006 23:29 (eighteen years ago) link

What is the case that you're making, Dom?

Tim Ellison (Tim Ellison), Saturday, 13 May 2006 23:41 (eighteen years ago) link

"case"

Raw Patrick (Raw Patrick), Sunday, 14 May 2006 01:19 (eighteen years ago) link

Out the lurker!

Is the mousetache a clue?

Raw Patrick (Raw Patrick), Sunday, 14 May 2006 01:21 (eighteen years ago) link

Mousetache being English (ie pissed) spelling of mustache.

Raw Patrick (Raw Patrick), Sunday, 14 May 2006 01:22 (eighteen years ago) link

Yes, "case," i.e., what is the case for why the music is not enjoyable because of her "heritage."

Tim Ellison (Tim Ellison), Sunday, 14 May 2006 01:25 (eighteen years ago) link

Oh maybe you were making a funny about Dom not actually having a case! Sorry Patrick.

Tim Ellison (Tim Ellison), Sunday, 14 May 2006 01:30 (eighteen years ago) link

"wz it LEE! "

shamefully yes

Tim Finney (Tim Finney), Sunday, 14 May 2006 08:01 (eighteen years ago) link

metal mike on american idol '06 #1

>i feel even more contrarian than the year i went nuclear when JHO
(jennifer
>hudson, now a major movie role in Dreamgirls coming out Dec as we all
know)
>and Jon the Hobbit boy got booted before the final 3.
>
> i LOVED kelly pickler's "Unchained Melody" (that got her booted);
it was
>the first time in my life i have enjoyed the song. and yes, i
listened
>with my eyes closed so i didn't have to look at her goony face. her
giant
>country-voice accent and style had total raw-cred points by me; real
>country (whatever the hell country is these days) singers DO wobble
and
>miss exact pitches, and they got giant accents that are the OPPOSITE
of
>Faith fucking Hill. i liked her/Kellie way better than last year's
winner
>whatshername. and because she's a dumbfuck village Carolina tinytown
girl,
>maybe she coulda got miranda lambert (from a tinytown Texas ditto) to
throw
>her some song rejects.
>
> america is stupid and missed on a likely platium or double-platinum
>country act.
>
> i can't stand the voices of the chumps that're left. the only
other
>voice that i liked of the Top 10, was the little 16 year old black
girl who
>sang Signed Sealed & Delivered back in the days when Bucky was still
>allowed to show his ugly face. well, i kinda liked her singing but
the
>song (choices) were mostly lame.
>
> and that Chris I'm the Grunge Guy...good lord, a CREED fan still
roaming
>the earth. shoot that motherfucker now! this is not what my daddy
went
>to world war II for.
>
> good fucking god, MANDY MOORE in American Dreamz craps all over
these
>losers. and the theme song was better. and funnier.

xhuxk, Sunday, 14 May 2006 23:52 (eighteen years ago) link

metal mike not on american idol:

(revised projected encore sectoin after the first 30 songs / 37 min playing time) --

Kelly BEHIND THESE HAZEL EYES
Black Flag NERVOUS BREAKDOWN
Kelly SINCE U BEEN GONE


yes, i am planning on turning kelly and swedish pop's biggest hit in to a "Black To Comm" vehicle, people all over the stage out of the crowd (there's three vocal microphones to turn them loose on, four if we unhook the drummer's)

times they are a changin!

vocal microphones to turn them loose on, four if we unhook the drummer's.

xhuxk, Sunday, 14 May 2006 23:55 (eighteen years ago) link

metal mike on american idol '06 #2

kelly picklere shoulda won weeks ago, she smoked Bohemian Rhapsody, was an automatic 1x or 2xplatinum nashville-facotyr country/pop prototype (much better voice than Carrie Underfuckingwood), AND i loved her "Unchinaed Melody" . even if looking at her goober idiot face was disconverintg.

i'd close my eyes and listen to voices (during the middle 30 seconds of each 90 second tune), that's why i'm the best AI judge who ever said "fuck!" ten times onstage during a punk rock set. Kelly had a great voice, huge natural southern accent. woulda been a good honky tonky singer in the 50's a la Jean Sheperd.

the only other voice i enjoyed in the Top 10 was the little richkid black girl from Anaheim who made horrible song chioces after "Signed Sealed and Delivered," she just lost her confidence quickly in the following weeks.

the others (singing, not performaing) just made my head hurt. i enjoy grey haired dork guy as a performer mightly, but his voice is just horrible....3rd rate Ray Charles hyrbird.

but that's what Pro Tools is for!

look at how great Bo Bice's Mx/Luke tracks sound! 2 of em on th ealbum are they are fucking great!

xhuxk, Sunday, 14 May 2006 23:58 (eighteen years ago) link

metal mike not on american idol #2:

re A*Teens tracks -- the great dance mixes for Heartbreak Lullabye and A Perfect Match ("radio mix") are on the CD-eps, ie german/scandanavia CD-singles.

not to mention their great cover of Wizzard's #1 xmas hit (of 1973 i guess)
I Wish It Could Christmas Everyday

A*Teens = my favorite pop vocal group of the last 30 years since ABBA!

xhuxk, Monday, 15 May 2006 00:02 (seventeen years ago) link

If you're interested, there's an American Idol thread over on ILE. (Not that you shouldn't post about American Idol on this thread.) I visit ILE so rarely these days* that I didn't notice it. Of course, since I don't have a TV, my understanding of the concepts involved is limited.

*Nothing against ILE, I just have to draw the line somewhere, and not stay online perpetually.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Monday, 15 May 2006 05:42 (seventeen years ago) link

They're not showing this season of American Idol on Australian TV this year :-(

Tim Finney (Tim Finney), Monday, 15 May 2006 07:35 (seventeen years ago) link

i enjoy grey haired dork guy as a performer mightly, but his voice is just horrible....3rd rate Ray Charles hyrbird.

-- xhuxk (xedd...), May 15th, 2006.

Make that 3rd rate Michael McDonald hybrid...and I like his voice. He really should've done Brown Eyed Girl at some point. He will win, of course.

ramon fernandez (ramon fernandez), Monday, 15 May 2006 07:48 (seventeen years ago) link

>there's an American Idol thread over on ILE<

>Unregistered users cannot post on this board<

Fuck that shit. I'll keep Metal Mike's ramblings here (and Ramon, it was Mike who called the grey-haired dork guy's voice horrible, not me; I only watched one half of one *Idol* episode this season).

xhuxk, Monday, 15 May 2006 11:40 (seventeen years ago) link

In [Sunday's] LA Times Calendar section, the lede feature was on teenage samizdat videos making "stars" -- and I use that term loosely -- of kids on, you guessed it, the force that makes the world go round and atoms stick together, MySpace.

Usually, I don't believe half the claims in these types of articles and this one was no different but it was entertaining twaddle and pointless to point out which ones probably couldn't be true.

"Pomme and Kelly" are the benchmark. Two teen girls from Holland who made a series of home videos of themselves lip-syncing to hit songs and mugging at the lens. Unnerved by their burgeoning popularity, they are claimed to have taken the newest one off-line.

A 27-year old computer geek from Australia is alleged to have put together a site called GoogleIdol.com, a takeoff on American Idol that encourages voting for the best of the teen lipsync videos. In the first week it was active it received more than 7,500 "hits," an unremarkable number portrayed as remarkable. Pomme and Kelly were the winners after awhile, receiving 40,000 votes.

Gary Brolsman, a "bespectacled" geek from New Jersey, made a video of himself performing to a Romanian song he called "Numa Numa." He appeared in the New York Times, on Good Morning America and VH1 before he "stopped talking to the media."

"Andy Greenwald, a music journalist and author of 'Nothing Feels Good: Punk Rock, Teenagers and Emo', says it's not surprising teenagers are broadcasting their videos to the world." Of course, it is never surprising in these stories when teenagers are claimed to be the leaders of everything, including the Internet.

"Teenage vulnerability is the official language of the Internet," it is claimed, by Greenwald. Asinine quotes are the basic phlogiston/hydrogen molecule of newspapers. This was no exception, but perfect for the article.

McFly was briefly on in the background of Ebert & Ropeman as they reviewed Lohan's new movie last night. Not enough to persuade me to buy it even though they are described as Beatle-esque in popularity in the UK.

But the music story I was most interested in over the weekend was the Dixie Chicks on "60 Minutes" which is not for here.

And I'm sticking a link to my Wolfmother hate here since they were on an iTunes/iPod commercial last week and I sort of know a teenager who had two of her iPods stolen which bugs her one parent to know end because he has to replace them.

http://www.dickdestiny.com/blog/2006/05/wolfmother-their-natural-seventies.html

George 'the Animal' Steele, Monday, 15 May 2006 14:29 (seventeen years ago) link

In [Sunday's] LA Times Calendar section, the lede feature was on teenage samizdat videos making "stars" -- and I use that term loosely -- of kids on, you guessed it, the force that makes the world go round and atoms stick together, MySpace.

Usually, I don't believe half the claims in these types of articles and this one was no different but it was entertaining twaddle and pointless to point out which ones probably couldn't be true.

"Pomme and Kelly" are the benchmark. Two teen girls from Holland who made a series of home videos of themselves lip-syncing to hit songs and mugging at the lens. Unnerved by their burgeoning popularity, they are claimed to have taken the newest one off-line.

A 27-year old computer geek from Australia is alleged to have put together a site called GoogleIdol.com, a takeoff on American Idol that encourages voting for the best of the teen lipsync videos. In the first week it was active it received more than 7,500 "hits," an unremarkable number portrayed as remarkable. Pomme and Kelly were the winners after awhile, receiving 40,000 votes.

Gary Brolsman, a "bespectacled" geek from New Jersey, made a video of himself performing to a Romanian song he called "Numa Numa." He appeared in the New York Times, on Good Morning America and VH1 before he "stopped talking to the media."

"Andy Greenwald, a music journalist and author of 'Nothing Feels Good: Punk Rock, Teenagers and Emo', says it's not surprising teenagers are broadcasting their videos to the world." Of course, it is never surprising in these stories when teenagers are claimed to be the leaders of everything, including the Internet.

"Teenage vulnerability is the official language of the Internet," it is claimed, by Greenwald. Asinine quotes are the basic phlogiston/hydrogen molecule of newspapers. This was no exception, but perfect for the article.

McFly was briefly on in the background of Ebert & Ropeman as they reviewed Lohan's new movie last night. Not enough to persuade me to buy it even though they are described as Beatle-esque in popularity in the UK.

But the music story I was most interested in over the weekend was the Dixie Chicks on "60 Minutes" which is not for here.

And I'm sticking a link to my Wolfmother hate here since they were on an iTunes/iPod commercial last week and I sort of know a teenager who had two of her iPods stolen which bugs her one parent to no end because he has to replace them.

http://www.dickdestiny.com/blog/2006/05/wolfmother-their-natural-seventies.html

George 'the Animal' Steele, Monday, 15 May 2006 14:30 (seventeen years ago) link

On that note, i am mildy obsessed on youtube videos of promininet american pop music being played over anime videos--cultural mashups!

anthony easton (anthony), Monday, 15 May 2006 14:47 (seventeen years ago) link

I am the only person listed on Metacritic giving Wolfmother a bad review. this makes me sad.

Raw Patrick (Raw Patrick), Monday, 15 May 2006 15:59 (seventeen years ago) link

I didn't know this, of course, but Saving Jane's "Girl Next Door" is theme song to "Tiara Girls," which Kelefa Sanneh in the NY Times describes as "the MTV reality show about contestants in rinky-dink beauty pageants."

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Monday, 15 May 2006 18:10 (seventeen years ago) link

Just realized how much Lillix's new "Sweet Temptation" is cut from the "Since U Been Gone" mold. The Lillix tune is in E minor, which is the relative of G major - the key of "Since U Been Gone" - so both songs use the same set of pitches. (The Lillix tune is pitched slightly higher - about a quarter tone.) The choruses of both songs songs center around the pitches B and C (w/ Kelly and Lillix singer both singing in the same register, so you've got the exact same notes there), with lots of repetitions of notes. The first two lines of "Since U Been Gone" start with repetitions of C and then go down to B, while "Sweet Temptation" does the opposite. Kelly has that rad jump up to D (for only one note) for a dotted quarter in the third line of that song's chorus (the first pitch of "Yeah! Yeah!"), while "Sweet Temptation" goes up to D for only one note (shorter - only an eighth note) in its first and third lines.

So, Kelly's D is radder because it's longer, BUT ... the Lillix song is a considerably more ballistic - approx. 148 BPM vs. 130 BPM - and the Lillix singer's hollering is pretty darn full-bodied sounding, though smaller sounding than Kelly's pretty extraordinary belting.

Tim Ellison (Tim Ellison), Monday, 15 May 2006 19:57 (seventeen years ago) link

Good Lord--that's exactly how I think!

Grey, Ian (IanBrooklyn), Monday, 15 May 2006 21:39 (seventeen years ago) link

Whoa, copied from a comment post a couple days ago:

"if she/they hit a higher note right after "feet on the floor," like hitting the "on" note for "feel it..." as well, then it would be much closer to "4ever" et al. I don't know if that's exactly what they were going for, there's no climactic note/line in "Beat of My Heart" either, except maybe "Away away." Maybe it's all those shouting voices singing such a restrained chorus."

That was in response to this from Abby who originally linked to the song earlier:

"I've been listening to the Lillix a lot, and I have to say it's growing on me, especially the pacing. But I have managed to pinpoint my issue with that chorus: the sense of strain on the vocal range.

Ok, imagine Hilary Duff was singing it - think how much clearer, easier that "Get your feet on the floor" would be because of her voice. Now listen to the obvious trouble Tasha-Ray/Lacey-Lee has hitting that top part. For me, that's what brings it down, even though they've layered with lower shouting and volume and changed the feel of it, I still hear it and think "Not quite there, honey." And that's a shame, because the rest of it is really well written. It'll be interesting to hear the rest of the album and find out if she really can't make those notes, or if it was just this song that was written this way."

nameom (nameom), Tuesday, 16 May 2006 19:47 (seventeen years ago) link

I don't hear it as strained. I think those notes are within her range, but her voice is just mabye a little thin overall. Sounds a lot like Ashlee Simpson on the chorus of "La La."

Tim Ellison (Tim Ellison), Tuesday, 16 May 2006 20:28 (seventeen years ago) link

OK, yeah, "Sweet Temptation" is in F minor, the relative of Ab major - so it's a full half-step higher than "Since U Been Gone" (which in in G major). Interesting that you bring up "4Ever" - it's in the same key as "Sweet Temptation" and you've got those same notes yet again in the chorus! Ah, but notice that the singer never gets beyond the Db, while the Lillix singer does get up to Eb (the "on" in "get your feet on the floor" - essentially the same as the D that Kelly hits in the "Yeah! Yeah!" line in the "Since U Been Gone" chorus - the transcendent note). So, I'm not really hearing the chorus of "4Ever" as being more transcendent than the one in "Sweet Temptation." It doesn't even try to get up there and her singing is way less forceful.

Tim Ellison (Tim Ellison), Tuesday, 16 May 2006 20:59 (seventeen years ago) link

The highest note in the chorus of "La La," by the way ("You make me wanna LA la!") is an E natural - a little higher!

Tim Ellison (Tim Ellison), Tuesday, 16 May 2006 21:02 (seventeen years ago) link

And Ashlee hits that note A LOT in that chorus:

You make me wanna LA-la in the kitchen on THE floor
I'll be your FRENCH maid when I meet you at THE door
I'm like an ALLEY cat
Drinkin' milk up I WANT more

Tim Ellison (Tim Ellison), Tuesday, 16 May 2006 21:09 (seventeen years ago) link

more metal mike (on a roll and a half), over the email transom:

oh god nooo, someone brought back Real McCoy from the dead. is nothing sacred?

what next Bad Boys Blue?

they still have 5,000-10,000 12" singles in the 25 cent graveyard section of Rasputin's Newark, but i don't think there's been a good dump (even a couple handfuls is a goldmine) of 80's dance or Eurodance in onver a year. i do have some crazy good 80's euro 12" from that store.

the 15,000+ vinyl lps in the adjacent 25 cent album graveyard has been quiet for a while too...i loaded up a boxful in january, but i don't see any big influx.

they did have a brand new dump of about 15,000 into their 15/$10 cds...ha. a sealed copy of the SLEEPOVER soundtrack! (alexi vega movie i actually saw in the theatres). and a sealed Tangled Up In Me cd single. and i dunno, i filled up a plastic crate with 75 cds by the time i was done...including a dozen of the first two britney albums (and some other random things) to sell at our gigs for 50 cents each...music is for the people you dig.

but when you get down the serious music....it's all about the Kylie 12"ers. that and the occasional PWL 12" remix that actually doesn't suck.

----------------------------------------------

for about one week i have played Behind These Hazel Eyes and Since U Been Gone, with an occasional Because Of You and/or Walk Away (? the most recent hit) thrown into the cd-program, over and over and over at near-deafening volume. ok, at least once a day.

has year 2005 already started yet?

lesson again learned that you haven't really heard something until you throw it up onto a loud stereo system, even just mid-fi as opposed to high-fi or low-fi.

Dr/Max have great judgement in live studio drummers...the (two) guys who played on those tracks are awesome. from 1998 on out, i have loved Max Martin's percussion/rhythm section tracks.

If you're gonna buy records by those hippie singer-songwriters (below) then i have a few dozen early Cat Stevens albums i can get you for 25 cents/ea at the nearby Newark Rasputin's "graveyard store" (where's there's always 10,000-15,000 25 cent lps).

singers should just fucking sing and leave the writing to the professionals. two words = Eric Burdon & the Animals! bad things can happen when you let an act write "their original materia, man." ok, Miranda Lambert is allowed cause she's got skills. speaking of singers --

yes -- the Mylie Cyrus (billy ray's girl in real life and on the TV show) tune "Best of Both Worlds" being played on Radio Disney sounds awesome! didn't make much of an impression on my 3" TV speakers, but on the bathroom boombox her twangy accent really jumps out in a great way.

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why Skye Sweetnam is smarter than all of us:


http://jam.canoe.ca/Music/Lowdown/2006/04/25/1549941.html

good lord, d'you think she wrote enough songs in pre-production (for the album).
70? are you sure 70's enough? maybe 170 would do the trick.

70 songs sounds like a mercury/venus conjunct in Gemini (hers) to me. plus the Taurus sun for the hard work.

xhuxk, Tuesday, 16 May 2006 21:32 (seventeen years ago) link

Thanks for transcribing the actual notes, btw, it was nagging me. Re: "4ever," technically the note isn't as high, but they sing the hell out of it. A friend pointed out that "come on baby we ain't gonna live" is 9 notes worth of (C) goodness, where "I just want you to kno--" and "Since U been go--" are progressively shorter, you can actually see the soaring chorus developing over time...Lillix by contrast barely gets one high note (the Eb), even though the note they're really hitting without kind of dancing around it (the Db) is higher than the main note in "4Ever" (C) BUT! You're forgetting two instances of "for-EVER"/"FOR-ever" where one of the twins DEMOLISHES the Eb. Here is where I do my research, apparently. Anyway, the Veronicas are MATHEMATICALLY better than Lillix. (Also, the first V's chorus comes in at 33 seconds, while Lillix waits 55 seconds with a chorus lead-in fake-out to second verse.)

xpost that Metal Mike Real McCoy bit was in reference to the BWO video for "Temple of Love."

nameom (nameom), Tuesday, 16 May 2006 21:43 (seventeen years ago) link

Ashlee a half step higher than Lillix.

nameom (nameom), Tuesday, 16 May 2006 21:52 (seventeen years ago) link

Ah, I was just listening to the chorus of "4Ever" (which includes the chorus) on iTunes. I'm gonna download it and listen to it.

Tim Ellison (Tim Ellison), Tuesday, 16 May 2006 21:58 (seventeen years ago) link

Holding the note for more than two bars on that one Eb there!

I think they made the right choice in holding off on the chorus until after the second verse on "Sweet Temptation," though. It would have sounded forced after the first verse (and that little run they do in place of the chorus after the verse is a nice "fakeout," as you say - building tension leading to the release after the second verse).

The Veronicas song really has two short verses before the chorus (four lines each), I would say.

Tim Ellison (Tim Ellison), Tuesday, 16 May 2006 22:31 (seventeen years ago) link

What about the aesthetics of these songs, though? The tritone guitar riff of "4Ever" is certainly a New Wave signifier, but that's all the song's got as far as that aesthetic goes. The rest of it is the same kind of simple harmonic vocabulary/simple melodicism you hear in a lot of this stuff. It's nice in the sense that the people creating U.S. teenpop seem really focused on hooks, but it seems to me that there's something very average about a song like "4Ever" - like they're SETTLING for hooks that are nice even though they really sound like cliches.

The Lillix song is really no different compositionally, but they performed it and arranged it as New Wave music per se and that's why I'm hearing it as much more of a transcendent track. It transcends contempo teenpop by being New Wave and it transcends New Wave revivalism by being contempo teenpop!

Tim Ellison (Tim Ellison), Tuesday, 16 May 2006 22:53 (seventeen years ago) link

Well the Veronicas' aesthetic in "4ever" seems to be more of a specific "sound," not really a "cliche"...there are plenty of precedents for a soaring chorus, I guess, but the specific strain of it in "4ever" and the other Martin/Luke songs (pretty sure "a lot of this stuff" is actually all by one or both of them) is original, a signature sound rather than a rip-off. Lillix splits the difference between Veronicas and Killers new wave revival, whether its intentional (Killers) or probably not (V's).

I love the Lillix track but "4ever" feels like the better song, tighter, better sung, better hooks. Like they've set these (admittedly familiar) marks in the song and just nail them, production and vocals, whereas the Lillix single feels like it should be just a little sharper, especially in the chorus. It has other things going for it...the 1-2-3-4 bridge, the fakeout (which I like)...kind of a tough call.

nameom (nameom), Wednesday, 17 May 2006 02:42 (seventeen years ago) link

Music Is My Boyfriend > Pink Bulldozer > They Let Me Make Another Album!

Tim Ellison (Tim Ellison), Wednesday, 17 May 2006 16:32 (seventeen years ago) link

Pink Bulldozer! Pink Bulldozer! Pink Bulldozer!

(wld also b gd bandname)

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Wednesday, 17 May 2006 17:41 (seventeen years ago) link

I've come around a little on "4Ever." It's the double hook in the chorus that really makes it (and the somehow-retro-'70s quality to the second one: "Come with me tonight/We can make the night last 4ever" - what the hell does that sound like, an Eddie Money song?).

Tim Ellison (Tim Ellison), Wednesday, 17 May 2006 19:04 (seventeen years ago) link

Late, as ever, the moustachioed lurker is revealed!

It was I who wrote that hateful message.

Still unimpressed, but looking again, do agree with Frank on the crumpet factor.

Tommy Tannoy (Tommy Tannoy), Wednesday, 17 May 2006 20:46 (seventeen years ago) link

Quote of the day, from a 7th grader on a MySpace End Of School Year Survey:

Q: Was this year challenging?

A: yeah... very... not school but just what happens behind school...

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Friday, 19 May 2006 14:03 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.myspace.com/lilymusic

O.K , so now I'm freaked out , I'm really scared . I know I shouldn't complain because everything seems to be going so well for me , but this is not my doing , all I did was sign a deal , put up a few songs on myspace , and everyones gotten all excited , I on the other hand am shitting myself . I've been hyped so much , i feel fucked . I feel like my live thing isn't living up to what people think it should , but I've only ever done two shows . People are giving me shit for being a mockney and denying my middle class roots , but the songs I sound mockney on I recorded when I was 18 and probably WAS pretending to be something I wasn't , the album gets progressively posher though , infact the last thing I redcorded I practically sound like camilla parker bowles on .Most of all , I feel like I'll be letting everyone down if I don't sell fuck loads of records , and that's not what I wen't into this for , it's meant to be fun , no ? I know take the highs with the lows and all that , but I'm on the rag , I have a huge spot on my chin and I feel like shit .

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Friday, 19 May 2006 14:18 (seventeen years ago) link

The urban / mockney stuff upsets me , because I think it's mindless , I sing in an english accent for fuck's sake , I grew up in London ,and no, I don't come from Chelsea I come from Angel , yes , I grew up in a middle class family and I'm not trying to hide from it . I don't talk about pimps , crackwhores and grannies being mugged because I think it makes me cool , I talk about them from an observational perspective, and I do it as I think these are issues that should be talked about , and that I read about in The Evening Standard every day of the week . If I thought I was a mixture between Lady Sovereign and Mutya from the Sugababes , do you think I would waltz out on stage in a 250 quid white silk Marc Jacobs dress ?

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Friday, 19 May 2006 14:21 (seventeen years ago) link

I still don't really like her music but I will like anyone who will say "on the rag."

Eppy (Eppy), Friday, 19 May 2006 14:24 (seventeen years ago) link

Suggest that it be in her next song lyric.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Friday, 19 May 2006 14:26 (seventeen years ago) link

She writes well, doesn't she. I wish I could write as naturally.

(Prose I'm talking about, though I have no problem with her lyrics. Not as rich or subtle as they'll get in the future.)

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Friday, 19 May 2006 14:28 (seventeen years ago) link

I kinda like that Lily's jokes aren't as funny as she would like them to be, there's something very endearing about their ha-ha-do-you-see obviousness. "Nan You're A Window Shopper" is particularly great in this regard.

Finally saw the video for that big Panic! At The Disco song. The lead singer is very effeminate isn't he? I wonder how teenage boys are processing it. Is it some sort of Brandon Flowers thing taken to extremes?

Tim Finney (Tim Finney), Friday, 19 May 2006 15:19 (seventeen years ago) link

dear lily - ur k-kewl and "LDN" is k-kewl & ne1 who doesnt like yr accent mstb 2 sad.

frank

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Friday, 19 May 2006 15:22 (seventeen years ago) link

Real McCoy was the rapper on the Polish Eurovision entry. Which failed to qualify for the final last night. And was a bit rubbish. Ha.

Amy Diamond's new single has hit the Swedish charts at #4, realplayer link on http://sr.se/p3/topplistor/hitlistan/ - it's not especially dis-similar to her other stuff...

Also, Magnus Carlsson and Andreas Lundstedt - the two blokes from Alcazar - have solo singles in the top five. Neither is especially stunning.

William Bloody Swygart (mrswygart), Friday, 19 May 2006 15:50 (seventeen years ago) link

New Blender issue has a big feature on Aly and AJ and confirm some of my suspicions of their underlying motivations for a few unsettling songs/parts of songs on their album. They say that "God put it in their hearts" to write "I Am One of Them," leading to this bit:

Throughout dinner -- where we're joined by the girls' dad, Mark, who owns a successful contracting company -- kidnapping comes up in coversation. Carrie says that hen the girls were invited to a party Elton John was giving, she sent a body guard with them, because "if they got in someone else's care, I could never see them again." Hollywood, mom and daughters agree, is "full of freaks." Later on, Aly pets her big black dog Saint vigorously (they're about to get two puggle pups, too), and says he's there to protect them from "perverts."

You're home-schooled girls in a gated suburb -- why are you so afraid of kidnapping?

"It's not a fear of ours, Aly says."We just want people to be aware. You could live in a nice neighborhood and there could be some perv there. You never know."

Later, re: home-schooling:

Given the pronounced Christian overtones in the home-schooling movement, we can't help but ask the girls for their thoughts on that cultural hot potato, intellgient design.

Do you believe in evolution?

"No," AJ says, shaking her head and frowning.

"Wait, Aly says," bolting forward. "Are they teaching that in schools now?"

They've ben teaching it for the beter part of a century.

"I think that's kind of disrespeectful," Aly says. "Anything that has to do with anybody's beliefs on religions, that should stay out of the classroom. I mean, I think people should be able to pray in schol, if people were into that. Everybody should just do their own gig."

"Evolution is silly," AJ adds. "Monkeys? Um, no."

nameom (nameom), Friday, 19 May 2006 17:01 (seventeen years ago) link

Yikes, pardon the typos, had to transcribe it from a scan.

nameom (nameom), Friday, 19 May 2006 17:10 (seventeen years ago) link

(that's "someone else's CAR," btw, the rest are obvious)

nameom (nameom), Friday, 19 May 2006 17:16 (seventeen years ago) link

Glass half full not half empty in my opinion: Isn't it interesting that in their greatest song these Xtian fundies plump for throwing themselves into the life that some of their other songs reveal them to be scared shitless of!

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Saturday, 20 May 2006 12:05 (seventeen years ago) link

Jessica is on the cover of OK! and Life & Style but for the first time in six months is nowhere - doesn't even get a sidebox - on the mugs of the major celebrity mags: People, In Touch, Us Weekly, etc. (She may be inside, but I rarely go so far as to actually open them. I would though, if I had the time, since these are the journals that will print the legends. Most mags are content with news and analysis.)

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Saturday, 20 May 2006 12:15 (seventeen years ago) link

A Veronicas thing? It's about how they use harmonies.

Clarkson uses them more as texture/orchestration. "Beautiful Disaster" is a great example of an implied higher third harmony that just begs to be properly sung tight with the main melody, but instead, and very cleverly, as it adds an element of teasing frustration of sound desire, is sung by a whole mess of Kellys, panned hard left and right like a keyboard.

The Veronicas tend to go for that tight harmony thing straight-out, which might explain why people seem to react to them being more 'real' or something. Whatever, the combination of the crazy-perfect production and the very human two part singing is terrific.

But that leads to some Dead Ringers weirdness: They're identical twins. So do they have identically toned voices? Who's singing what? Are they two identities or a human doubling machine?

Grey, Ian (IanBrooklyn), Sunday, 21 May 2006 00:00 (seventeen years ago) link

(The above led me to imaging them as a sort of modern distaff Everlys.)

Grey, Ian (IanBrooklyn), Sunday, 21 May 2006 00:00 (seventeen years ago) link

nick lachey has won against jessica, and his new pics are even more honchoriffic then hte last ones

anthony easton (anthony), Sunday, 21 May 2006 02:30 (seventeen years ago) link

JIMMY DRAPER VIA EMAIL:
i have "rush" on my iPOd but after 3 listens
it seemed FLAT so i never listened to again. i want .75 of my .99 itunes
purchas back!!! i gotta say this interview is FUNNY tho. effed up but
funny.

"sos" on vh1 (#3 on top 20) right now. seriously, that song keeps getting
better. which is amazng since i got a leaked mp3 back in late Jan...4
montgs later it's still fave song of 06. too bad the album sux. current
single (ballad) is just ok. the sean paul song is good tho. butr it's
basically just a choruis sung like 18x in a row.

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METAL MIKE SUNDERS VIA EMAIL:
i've never liked a single tune i've heard by A&A, so i know absolutely nothing them except that they suck. honest, i don't even know which Disney cable TV show they come from...since i did notice/see part of the lame TV movie.

on the other hand i LOVE love love Mylie Cyrus's voice...man, does she have a whopper of an accent. y'all.

A&A can kiss Mylie's ass.

Jimmy Draper CD-R'd me all the Max Martin-related cuts of the Bo Bice, Pink, and Marion Raven albums. i totally dug the Pink and Bo tunes and productions. only one of the Marion tunes made much an impression. the CD-R also had five of the Marie (Sernekolt of the A*Teens) album cuts and i REALLY liked them...they sounded just like a tamer more Adult AC version of the A*Teens style. the Veronicas, marit Larsen, West End Kids, and Amy Diamond cuts on the back half of the CD-R made no impression.

there's a small truckload of Girls Aloud CD-singles/UK over at Dublin tower (marked down to) $2.99 or $3.99 and i'm trying to remember if they ever had a good song. I brought home "Love Machine" because it had the best sleeve but haven't opened it yet. Best find in that rack (CD-singles) was Rachel Stevens' best single "I Said never Again" for $2.99 sealed.

i brought home a sealed SLEEPOVER soundtrack CD from the 15/$10 bin (of about 15,000 cds...or 14,925 after i was finished) and would like to point out -- Brie Larson was one of the MEAN girls in that movie, i'm pretty sure. i liked it a lot and wanted to see it again but it vanished even quicker than Mean Girls itself buried New York Minute. which i liked (in the movie theatre) and i'm about to run a sealed $1 VHS tape of same any night now as the featured home movie attraction. one of the hated Olsens as surly "chick rocker" (w/guitar)...too much.

METAL MIKE SAUNDERS VIA EMAIL:

oh god i haate fuckin Rooney.
> i'm a very picky old man you gotta realize.
> i'd like to shave their dopey heads with a Marine buzzsaw
> induction barbershop blade, for sure.

> pop puppet = a grand tradition. Fabian actually had about a
> dozen sides during 1959-1961 that rocked like hell and he sang like
> a howling punk rock future with none whatsoever (future). all
> over, within 18 months. that's how i prefer my "artistic
> credibility." set it to zero and i'm a happy man. people thinking
> they're as talented as the Beatles...that's what gets my blood
> boiling.

> haven't heard any Ashley Parker A except what excerpts were on
> the TV show, and the live TRL slot of the single.


i grew up in the era of 1965-66 garage bands, and saw firsthand (in highschool) the hippie mentality take over by the end of the 60's (and beyond till this day) of "we only play original material, man" which i think ruined rock and roll forever. (as compared to its high point in the mid-60's, for rock bands anyway). even bands that don't have this "i'm a muuusian, man" fuckhead attitude (from the punk/new wave days) still suffered from hippie-fallout in their basic orientation re material.

for every talented writing team like Holder-Lea (Slade), there's idiots like the Sweet who had NO BUSINESS thinking they could write anything but B-sides (ok, and the revised version of "Fox On The Run" that became the 45 side).

instead, since the start of the 70's you have writers becoming singers-songwriters in order to get their tunes heard (when they'd be better off spending 100% of their time writing), and strong performers/bands whose writing output usually goes bad pretty quickly. even an all time great band like Black Sabbath only had 2 good albums of material in them! (their 2nd and 3rd lps). bands like AC/DC or Kiss that had 6 whole albums of material (before they started to suck) are by far the rarity.

i'm a big fan of the Motown division of labor -- producer / writer / performer -- and always will be. no one expects acts to produce or engineer their own recordings in order to have "credibility," so why should songwriting be any different?

Elvis (through the early 60's) and Frank Sinatra functioned brilliantly as their own A&R men (choosing their own material) (in Elvis' case from stacks of acetates of song-demos, ha many of the early 60's west coast ones sung by PJ Proby)....sure didn't seem to hurt them re putting their personal stamp on their sound/recordings. (if there's a better 2-sided #1 hit than "Marie's The Name / Little Sister," i sure never heard it. .

if i were in a big national rock band, the very first thing i would do is put out a cattle call for MATERIAL WANTED. you never know what great tune in your genre might be stuck out in Nebraska somewhere without a connection to ever get it heard anywhere except in demo form on its myspace page.

bands with their own in-house "lyricist" (ie ALL lyrics, by a non-band member re performance or recordings) like Procol Harum or the Grateful Dead (altho their music sure sucked) were a curious phenomenon of the late 60's.

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JIMMY DRAPER VIA EMAIL:

not-so-good girls aloud = anything on 1st album

great girls aloud= everytrhing else (when Xenomania took control!).
particularly the girl-power song "no good advice" and "models", which
is
like a manic muppets theme song. but the BEST GA song EVER is the
recent
b-side "i dont really hate you" ("...i just dont want to date you"),
which i
once worked out at the Y for 8 days straight listening to only that
song on
repeat. which is excessive even for me,..

GA's "love machine" sux, as does the arctic monkey's cover of it.
sugababes'
cover of AM's "...dance floor" is brilliant, tho. sugas' cover of that
metal/rock/classic rock band (i don't ev en know what counts as WHAT
anymroe) about "living 4 the weekend" something or other is trash tho!
(hard
lesson? hard-fi? i forget which band...probs hard-fi cuz U.K.)

xhuxk, Sunday, 21 May 2006 14:14 (seventeen years ago) link

Okay this is ME now. So, I am very late on these things since New York radio is a fuming bore as always, so I didn't hear "SOS" until yesterday (yeah, I'm sure it gets played on New York radio stations surrounded by CRAP, but who cares), and anyway, um, I enjoyed the "Tainted Love" sample. Thought her Beyonce'd vocal was pretty dull though; am I supposed to like something about it? All in all, I'd say "Pon De Replay" was about 100 times more fun (and so is "So What," the new Field Mob single with Ciara.) (Saw both the Rihanna and Ciara/Field Mob singles on Youtube. Yes, I'm officially addicted now. Search Captain Sensible "Wot" and Focus "Hocus Pocus"; they are great!) (I never had any idea wot "Wot" was about until now, even though I have loved the song for a quater century! It is about Captain Sensible being in a hotel and calling reception since the construction workers's piledrivers on the street are so noisy, and that's all in the lyrics--who knew? I apparently need pictures to translate Cockney {or Mockney?} I guess. I also didn't know until yesterday that Haysi Fantayzee say "hot retard Marquis De Sade," even though Rob Sheffield has no doubt explained so many times.)

Has anybody else heard Meg and Dia? Teen-emo sisters (twins maybe?) from Utah, album out later this summer. Also they have two boys in their band, which makes them look like the A*Teens, and I was hoping they'd at least sound like the Veronicas, but sadly they do not. More like the Cranberries, I guess, yuck. (If you're gonna be a pop-hating teenager, better to go the route of this 17-year-old guitar prodigy girl from Long Island, who prefers Nektar and Gentle Giant):

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=4182039

xhuxk, Sunday, 21 May 2006 14:26 (seventeen years ago) link

Though on the other hand, "So What" by Field Mob feat. Ciara (basically a girl-talk song where Ciara's gal friends tell her her boyfriend is bad news but she decides he's good bad but not evil)
only finishes a distant second behind the Anti-Nowhere League in the "best songs and/or videos for songs named 'So What' that I watched on Youtube in the past 24 hours category." (Even though the Anti-Nowhere League one should actually be spelled "So Wot" instead.)

xhuxk, Sunday, 21 May 2006 14:43 (seventeen years ago) link

Meg & Dia on myspace, fwiw:

http://www.myspace.com/megdia

xhuxk, Sunday, 21 May 2006 14:45 (seventeen years ago) link

Here's a not terribly exciting cover feature (by Miranda sawyer so who'd've expected diff.) on Lily Allen from todays Observer Music Magazine:

http://observer.guardian.co.uk/omm/story/0,,1776732,00.html

Elsewhere in the mag. they're big up a forthcoming best music books ever feature and say: "A surprise early contender? Chuck Eddy's Stairway to Hell"

Raw Patrick (Raw Patrick), Sunday, 21 May 2006 16:25 (seventeen years ago) link

I'd been punching in Radio Disney on the car radio, hoping to hear Aly and AJ's "Into the Rush," and see what all the fuss is about. Just before giving up in frustration, it dawned on me that the song they play every ten minutes or so is "Rush"! (The lyrics don't come through very clearly on the AM, and since they don't identify the songs, I had no way of knowing.) Anyway, here's what sets it apart from other songs on Radio Disney: it's firmly in a minor key, yet at several brief moments in the chorus it flirts with a major key. It doesn't go minor-verse to major-chorus; lots of other songs do that. It just kind of dabs a few major chords in there, amidst the minorness. That gives it a grunge-like impulsive "I dunno what I'm doing exactly, but that's how I feel it, man" kind of feel. It's an unusual sound. I like it.

Sang Freud (jeff_s), Sunday, 21 May 2006 18:47 (seventeen years ago) link

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Just yesterday pulled Meg & Dia from my PO box, will report back later, though temporarily I've been trying to immerse myself in country to pretend to convince myself I care about anything other than teenpop (which isn't really a genre, we decided on a Bedbugs comments thread; more a catchall like "Young Adult" says Abby).

In the meantime, for some reason I can't figure out I've been using the term "Hawaiian music" almost at random these days to refer not to real quasi-Hawaiian music like Sol Hoopii but rather to any sound that seems kinda '40s-'50s loungey or like "sophisticated" '50s jazz-pop but I only apply the term when the sound is on a teenpop record. So, another of the many reasons for Ashlee's superiority to everyone else is that her music is much more Hawaiian. I credit Shanks, since the Hawaiian style seems absent when DioGuardi goes Shanks-free, e.g. on A Little More Personal (Raw), though perhaps Ashlee herself is responsibe for some of the Hawaiian input (and to confuse matters more, the chorus to "Unreachable" seems at least as Polynesian as any other Ashlee, and the songwriters are Simpson-Frazier-Fox-Nevil-Mann, not Shanks, though Shanks is responsible for all instruments but drums and Ashlee for all the vocals, so those two might nonetheless be the ones responsible for the Hawaiian-slidin' feeling).

So when I first heard "Burnin Up" I thought to myself, "a not-so-dubby dub track, hmmmm," and my mind wandered a bit until the hilarious Deborah Allen–stylee disco-sex-slut break. In later listens, however, I found my way to the more subtle but just as sexy vocals in the verse, and it dawned on me that despite the reggae rhythm, neither melody nor singing was remotely reggae, in fact was this fake-Spanish vocal descent not unlike "Habañera" from Bizet's Carmen, which Ashlee sings in a warm breathy Brazilian-Manhattan coo, which I immediately designated - both melody and coo - as "Hawaiian."

(Also, by the way, Ashlee is incredibly effective in inserting more of her basic throaty burr into her coo as the verses go on.)

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Sunday, 21 May 2006 19:42 (seventeen years ago) link

Jeff, my guess is that on "Rush" Aly & AJ et al. are tending to suppress the "mi" note - that's the note in the chord that does the main work in defining whether it's major or minor - which is why upthread I said it started with "slow-strummed brooding folk-rock drone not unlike Fairport Convention." When I hear stuff like this I usually say "Celtic," though I couldn't tell you if there's any musicological justification for doing so. Also, "Rush" gets more rocking and intense than any Fairport Convention track I can remember, even "Genesis Hall," while also making its way to "She Loves You" delirium while still having a friendly feel. I'm not fathoming why the fact that the song kicks ass rhythmically, harmonically, and emotionally doesn't register on everyone in the world who hears it.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Sunday, 21 May 2006 20:28 (seventeen years ago) link

RE: The sex thing with this stuff

There are scary and dangerous things in my life and in this world and so music like that made by The Veronicas and Lindsay offers the abstracted balm of melody and a sort of cottony femininity that has nothing to do with my sexual interests but which I find reassuring.


And really, that's about it for me. Plus, Cheap Trick isn't making amazingly great/transcendant pop right bnow, so this'll do.

Grey, Ian (IanBrooklyn), Sunday, 21 May 2006 20:30 (seventeen years ago) link

im going to figure out how to download this shit via some kind of p2p arent i?

anthony easton (anthony), Sunday, 21 May 2006 20:46 (seventeen years ago) link

Frank, you're right that the verses have a bit of a modal feel, though she does hit one minor third each time. It's interesting that it's a little ambiguous, though, and they do actually go to the parallel major (from D minor to D major) briefly in the bridge (the "It takes you to another place/Imagine everything you can" part).

Tim Ellison (Tim Ellison), Sunday, 21 May 2006 20:59 (seventeen years ago) link

"Sweet Temptation" and "Rush" have almost the same chord progression in the chorus, by the way. Lillix go to a V chord instead of a VII, which gives it less of a sense that it's momentarily modulated to the relative major.

Tim Ellison (Tim Ellison), Sunday, 21 May 2006 21:27 (seventeen years ago) link

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Anthony, the videos for a lot of these songs are streamed on launch.yahoo.com; the sound is high quality even for people like me who are on dialup. You'll have to register, but unless your being in Canada is a barrier (I doubt it), you can find "Rush" there, all five Ashlee singles (though not album tracks such as "Burnin Up," unfortunately), ten Clarkson singles, five Lohans, three Rihanna (incl. "SOS"), two Veronicas ("Everything I'm Not," and "4ever"), one Ashley Parker Angel ("Let U Go"), a whole bunch by Shakira. They don't have everything, however (don't yet have "So What" by Field Mob, for instance, or "Sweet Temptation" by Lillix).

Hint, there aren't nearly as many commercial interruptions if you click "Yahoo! Music in Spanish" at the bottom and then go searching from there.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Sunday, 21 May 2006 22:02 (seventeen years ago) link

Oh, I see that Launch Yahoo has a Canadian site, http://ca.music.yahoo.com. For some reason you can get "Shadow" in the U.S. but not Canada and "L.O.V.E." in Canada but not the U.S. But since Yahoo lets me play tracks on the Canadian site (I'm listening to Kardinal Offishall's "Feel Alright" at the moment), they'll probably let you play tracks from the U.S. site. They don't let me play tracks from the UK site, so I'm still Rachel Sweet–deprived, but they do let me play German tracks (de.launch.yahoo.com)... er, they're playing Nickelback right now, so let's do something about that - cue up Wir Sind Helden's "Wenn Es Passiert," which is very pretty, a high-pitched woman; the track isn't as catchy as "Von Hier An Blind," but it's sweet anyway, like a good New Pornographers' track without the NP's tendency to fade into the woodwork.

(Hope this isn't a double post; I've been getting poxy fuled all over the place.)

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Sunday, 21 May 2006 23:14 (seventeen years ago) link

THERE'S A RACHEL SWEET VIDEO ON LAUNCH ?!?!???

William Bloody Swygart (mrswygart), Sunday, 21 May 2006 23:21 (seventeen years ago) link

Oh, 'track', right.

But still - all those reading this thread not in possession of Stiff, Stiffer, Stiffest ought very much to check it out. 'Swords Of A Thousand Men' and 'Lucky Number' are worth the entrance fee on their own.

William Bloody Swygart (mrswygart), Sunday, 21 May 2006 23:26 (seventeen years ago) link

me being on a mac is a barrier, launch doesnt play well with the machine, much to my sadness

anthony easton (anthony), Sunday, 21 May 2006 23:49 (seventeen years ago) link

me being on a mac is a barrier, launch doesnt play well with the machine, much to my sadness:

We regret that Yahoo! Music videos are not currently supported for Macintosh. We are exploring ways to offer video on additional platforms, and hope you’ll check back as we make enhancements to the service.
For more information on Yahoo! Music Video system requirements, visit to the Music Video section of Yahoo! Music Help.

Please use the following error code when writing to Yahoo! Help. (Error Code: 4)

anthony easton (anthony), Sunday, 21 May 2006 23:51 (seventeen years ago) link

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Yes a Rachel Sweet video, "Sweet Dreams of My LA Ex," but they won't let me watch it, owing to my uncouthness. But right now I'm at de.launch.yahoo.com listening to (and occasionally glancing at stopframes of) Lafee's "Virus," which will be worth at least another listen. It's got enough candles to be Mexican. A kinda guitar-chorded dance-pop track, voice not as extravagant as a Spanish speaker would give it, but emotive in that emotive way anyhow. Before that I'd programmed "That's the Way My Heart Goes," the best by far of the two Marie Serneholt singles I've heard. OK, and I just tried to see if I could sneak into Rachel Sweet by the backdoor through the German site, but was still told, "This video is not available in your area. Please choose another video or visit your local Yahoo! Music US music service at http://music.yahoo.com to find all videos available within your region. Thank you."

Sob.

(Anthony, I guess that youtube is your next hope.)

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Sunday, 21 May 2006 23:53 (seventeen years ago) link

Frank - that's Rachel Stevens.

William Bloody Swygart (mrswygart), Sunday, 21 May 2006 23:58 (seventeen years ago) link

I'm glad you guys like "Rush" as much as I do!

jaymc (jaymc), Sunday, 21 May 2006 23:59 (seventeen years ago) link

Re Rihanna, the album is oddly... folky!

Best track in the WTF category (not necessarily in the "actually rewards repeat listens" category, though one category isn't automatically more important than the other) is one called "Unfaithful" I think, which sounds like Deltra Goodrem in the backing music, but has these awesomely over the top lyrics that Deltra would blanch at. The extended metaphor is infidelity = murder, with Rihanna as assassin. At one point she suddenly blurts out something like "Why don't I just put a gun to his head and get it over with!"

Tim Finney (Tim Finney), Monday, 22 May 2006 07:20 (seventeen years ago) link

So I am loving the Damone. One song sounded just like Poison. I am listening at the store which means that I can't really dig into it, but I find myself bopping around even when I'm not paying 100% attention, always a good sign.

Brian O'Neill (NYCNative), Tuesday, 23 May 2006 15:56 (seventeen years ago) link

Yeah, weird, I came on this thread to talk about Damone as well. From the name I kinda wanted them to be a US Kenickie, but I like them as the kinda knowingly age'd-rock with ballsy-female vocals as is.

Also, The Dollyrots are similar, Morningwood with less make-up and more sk8r tendencies, and the album closes with a fantastically tuneless run through of "Be My Baby".

Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Wednesday, 24 May 2006 13:52 (seventeen years ago) link

(OK, sorry. I haven't listened to Rachel Sweet for years. All confused.)

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Wednesday, 24 May 2006 17:39 (seventeen years ago) link

Tim, "Unfaithful" is actually doing quite well on the US charts, on the heels of "S.O.S.," though I haven't heard it yet.

jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 24 May 2006 17:49 (seventeen years ago) link

Best song on the (so-so) new Drive-By Truckers is "Easy On Yourself" - it's dragged down by Isbell's nondescript vocals, and it's got pseudo-wise lyrics that amount to fuckall, but it has a good tune that sounds surprisingly like DioGuardi-Shanks in emotional Lohan-support mode. Also has good Truckers rattle-clatter guitar - conveying tunefulness via rattle-clatter has always been a Trucker strength.

Of course, 'twould probably be way better if Shanks & DioGuardi had written it, and way more evocative, emotional, ALIVE with Lindsay's pipes.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Wednesday, 24 May 2006 17:50 (seventeen years ago) link

I play Damone almost as much as Cradle of Filth's new death duet with the girl from Leaves Eyes.

Grey, Ian (IanBrooklyn), Wednesday, 24 May 2006 18:39 (seventeen years ago) link

Any info on how The Wreckers album is? (Wreckers = Michelle Branch and some other chick.)

Je4nn3 ƒur¥ (Je4nne Fury), Wednesday, 24 May 2006 18:49 (seventeen years ago) link

Sex Pistols "Bodies" > Ashlee Simpson "Shadow" > Fefe Dobson "Unforgiven" > Kelly Clarkson "Because of You" > Everclear "Father of Mine" > John Lennon "Mother" > Lindsay Lohan "Confessions of a Broken Heart" > Shelby Lynne "Mother" > Faster Pussycat "House of Pain" > Pink "Family Portrait" > Lindsay Lohan "My Innocence" > Eminem "Cleanin Out My Closet"

These are all good, 'cept Eminem is obviously capable of way better than "Cleanin."

"Janie's Got a Gun" was disqualified for being in the third person, and 2Pac's "Dear Mama" for being too much a mother's-day card. Sophie B. Hawkins' "Carry Me" and Naughty By Nature's "Ghetto Bastard" also don't meet my criteria (not that I've quite figured out what those criteria are). Not does "Luka." There's a famous Bikini Kill ("Suck My Left One") I never heard, and I don't know if Tracy Bonham's "Mother Mother" belongs (I've not heard her version, only the Veronicas'), and I haven't heard either the Lennon or the Lynne "Mother" in a long time (latter is a cover of the former, but with a whole lot of subtext), nor "House of Pain" (had the album on cassette but I can't find it anywhere), so rankings are just sort of how I feel at the moment. I probably overlooked several thousand more.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Wednesday, 24 May 2006 18:54 (seventeen years ago) link

I'd not heard of the Wreckers, but I'd like to hear them; think "Everywhere" was crucial - is great. Branch is a subject for further research. Wasn't she recently a guest on some country award show?

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Wednesday, 24 May 2006 18:56 (seventeen years ago) link

First thing to comes to mind in that category, which you're right to claim is a large one = Death Cab for Cutie's "Styrofoam Plates."

jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 24 May 2006 19:09 (seventeen years ago) link

Madonna "Oh Father"

Tim Finney (Tim Finney), Wednesday, 24 May 2006 22:11 (seventeen years ago) link

Lynne's version of "Mother" is terrific--the rare key change that's really warrented. It's even more impressive when you consider that Lennon's original didn't even have a proper chorus, but a refrain, which Lynee smartly enhances to full-blown power chorus status.

The Wreckers way under-impressed, sadly.

Grey, Ian (IanBrooklyn), Thursday, 25 May 2006 03:41 (seventeen years ago) link

New Amy Diamond album has leaked. Is good. Will clarify later.

Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Thursday, 25 May 2006 14:29 (seventeen years ago) link

Ditto on "Everywhere." Plus, I'm a sucker for the songs she did with Santana. Breezy n sexy and efforlessly so. Isn't MB the one who had a baby with some dude way older than she? Like her manager or something? I do believe she's a mother.

Je4nn3 ƒur¥ (Je4nne Fury), Thursday, 25 May 2006 14:34 (seventeen years ago) link

It's called "Still Me Still Now". "My Name Is Love" has that weird late 70s AM radio guitar sound, piano rolls, and the line "I need a few good men for my team". She's still 14, right?

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Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Thursday, 25 May 2006 14:38 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.myspace.com/freddy

supposedly this dude landed a recording & publishing deal with virgin/EMI...?

mts (theoreticalgirl), Thursday, 25 May 2006 18:18 (seventeen years ago) link

K.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Saturday, 27 May 2006 03:56 (seventeen years ago) link

(Previous post was in response to Brie Larson's instructions.)

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Saturday, 27 May 2006 03:58 (seventeen years ago) link

Between Michelle and Ashlee there was Lucy Woodward*. David brought her to attention last Wednesday on Bedbug, and a Haloscan discussion ensued.

John Shanks is producer on the whole thing and co-writes half, Shelly Peiken** also on as co-writer on four of those (she later was co-writer on Ashlee's great "Love Me For Me"): Shanks is going for full melody as he did with Michelle on "Everywhere" but also for strong rock, which Woodward augments with a P!nk burr, i.e., a basic soul-blues growl, w/ a slight tendency towards jazz scat in the melisma. Her voice is bigger than Michelle's, Ashlee's, or P!nk's, though bigger doesn't necessarily mean better, and in fact Woodward doesn't nearly convey as much personality as those three (and nothing in her lyrics come within miles of the thought or emotion you get in P!nk much less Ashlee). But there seems to be one lost classic - "Is This Hollywood" - and at least several more good ones.

(*There still is Lucy Woodward as you can find on her MySpace pages (two of 'em) but the direction seems more "legitimate")

(**Peiken a subject for further research; co-wrote a forgettable track on the first Lohan and the latest Backstreet Boys, but "Love Me For Me" and her four Woodward tracks leave me wanting to find out more.)

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Saturday, 27 May 2006 12:48 (seventeen years ago) link

http://songwriter101.com/images/faculty/speiken_big.jpg
Decent Shelly Peiken bio here, but haven't found a really up to date one (post-Ashleee). She co-wrote "What a Girl Wants," some other Xtina songs, and had a Grammy nom for co-writing Meredith Brooks' "Bitch"...she's only credited as "vocals" on AMG so no idea what else she wrote on the albums listed there.

Also a good interview here, haven't read it all yet but interesting bit about "Done," which I compared (one line) to "Say Goodbye."

CW: Can you tell me more about the song “Done”? I read that you wrote that after 9/11.

LW: Yes, John and I wrote that again with Shelly Peiken. It was about three weeks after 9/11 and I lived in NY and I was home when it happened. And I went out to LA, where we were going to write and it was so much on everyone's mind because Shelly and John are both New Yorkers. It was kind of a time where no one really wanted to write or be creative it was so bizarre that whole month. Living in NY and no one knew what to do. Do we go back to work, do we go to the park? Explaining that to John and Shelly, we were all kind of angry about what happened. John had this drum track sample with some chords and we starting writing. I went over one night and we wrote the whole melody that night. Everything - verse, chorus, bridge, just came out in 25 min. and then the next day we started writing the lyrics together. Shelly and I started it and it just came out. We knew we were going to talk about hope and the warmth of the sun. We knew that on the first night that we wanted to make it hopeful and I don't know if we realized it was about 9/11 yet. Just that whole idea “I still feel the warmth of the sun” “no ones gonna knock me down” it could sound like a relationship song. Like someone broke up with me and I'll never let it happen again, but it was really about 9/11, the essence of it. While making it ambiguous so people can take it however they want.

nameom (nameom), Saturday, 27 May 2006 14:57 (seventeen years ago) link

Katie Neil, site, Myspace, and CDbaby (songs spread out between those links)...Fefe Dobson-ish, good single called "Stupid Ex-Boyfriend" (dig FedEx truck made into STUPID EX truck on Myspace) accompanied on the Myspace blog by a "stupid ex" contest, send in your best stupid ex story and get a free CD. (Does it only apply to stupid ex-boyfriends?)

nameom (nameom), Saturday, 27 May 2006 23:29 (seventeen years ago) link

Damone's first album, "From the Attic" was more squarely teenpop. The second one has them toughening it up -- someone's older -- and with some success.

http://www.dickdestiny.com/blog/2006/05/damone-rockers-who-like-nixon-went-to.html

George 'the Animal' Steele, Sunday, 28 May 2006 22:47 (seventeen years ago) link

Hey it's Jessica from Into The Groove etc. - just thought I'd recommend some European acts you haven't mentioned yet that might count as teen-pop (but generally they're just good):

Kim-Lian - new single Road To Heaven is more grown up but great.
Surferosa - cooler than your average teen-popper but amazing pop - recent single Royal Uniform is my fave.
K-otic - now defunct Dutch group who made 2 fantastic albums - some videos here are about all that's left of them on the Internet.
Chipz - Dutch Vengaboys-ish band, mostly novelty songs but 1001 Arabian Nights is good.

I have heaps more if you like these.

Jessica

Jessica P, Monday, 29 May 2006 11:33 (seventeen years ago) link

Hi Jessica. I'm on dialup which makes Youtube real problematic, but keep posting for everybody else. I've heard Ch!pz elsewhere. Sorta like Toybox but with less emotional depth and less philosophical restlessness. Everything seems to have a movie theme; Ch!pz In Black = Men In Black, for instance, though there's a narrator who reminds me of Boney M's Frank Farian in "Rasputin" and "Ma Baker," recounting these world-historical - er, interplanetary-historical - events in the middle of a pop song. (But doesn't have anything like Farian's imagination or idiosyncrasy.)

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Monday, 29 May 2006 14:06 (seventeen years ago) link

P.S. Jessica, you're right that Paradisio's "Bailando" was one of the great songs of the '90s. There was a version in the U.S. (and in Mexico, I presume) by Angelina that wasn't nearly as good.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Monday, 29 May 2006 14:18 (seventeen years ago) link

Jessica, I also liked Sita, who you mentioned a few days ago (formerly of K-otic). Reminded me of Toy-Box in the video (not the music) when she arbitrarily turned into a CGI character...seems almost like a weird strain of confessional rock, actually. Sita - Happy (YouTube, sorry Frank). "All that matters is that you can't be free to live your life the way you sincerely feel it/ Because life's too short/ Don't wanna be a prisoner of your own illusions/ Now shout it out/ You could be so happy if you got somebody to love/ Ain't that good enough?"

One problem with the Ch!pz stuff I just saw is they don't completely trust being silly...in a Toy-Box video there wouldn't be any resolution or closure, things would just get sillier until all of a sudden everyone turned into a puff ball. These guys even explain that their Cap'n Hook fantasy was all a dream! Too much Steps, not enough Aqua (or, uh, Toy-Box)...but I like it, though.

nameom (nameom), Monday, 29 May 2006 15:11 (seventeen years ago) link

Does anyone here know anything about Melissa Lefton? Jive artist whose 2001 album Melicious got shelved because of 9/11 and was never heard from again. Unless someone says otherwise, which would be great.

nameom (nameom), Monday, 29 May 2006 15:29 (seventeen years ago) link

But Steps > Aqua!

Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Monday, 29 May 2006 15:31 (seventeen years ago) link

I've only heard two Steps tracks, so I can't speak definitively, but there's too much toothpaste breeze in their smile. I suppose it's appropriate for what they do - breezy aerobics disco - but there was some German and Italian stuff along that line (Vivien Vee and Chip Chip, for instance) that I like more (and that whole line is a subject for further research). I do like "5, 6, 7, 8" a good deal, "One for Sorrow" not much at all. But Aqua not only had a funny high-voice/low-voice thing, they also had some heart-renderingly beautiful tunes to dance and joke along with.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Tuesday, 30 May 2006 12:09 (seventeen years ago) link

I think Steps were much more British in attitude, it was as if they had such fun doing karaoke one night that they just kept on doing it for years. The European acts are different, this novelty pop is a real genre for them, even if it's a silly one it's as popular now as it was in Britain in 98/99. It reflects the culture of the countries - the UK could never create a Ch!pz, even if there have been semi-successful attempts such as the Fast Food Rockers, they didn't work because the music was rubbish. The European groups have novelty value and good songs!

Although Ch!pz are more like Steps than Toybox were, I'd say Ch!pz are really the true descendents of the Vengaboys while Toybox were just Aqua wannabes. There were a few other acts around the time doing the same, one I particularly remember being called Daze. They were Danish too and had a song called Superhero Lover. I'm downloading it now, as well as another of their songs called Tamagotchi! Some of their videos are here.

As for Sita, she is one of the acest pop stars ever and yet so unknown it's ridiculous. As K-otic were the Dutch equivalent of Hear'say, she became quite uncool despite her music being very good rock/pop (she also had songs written by Robyn, Alexis Strum and... Nik Kershaw!!) and is now doing music for much younger kids and it varies in quality.

Jessica P, Tuesday, 30 May 2006 14:05 (seventeen years ago) link

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I'm listening again to Jessica Simpson's "These Boots Are Made for Walkin'," which could be eligible for three of these rolling threads (teenpop, country, and reggaeton). I love the track, and interestingly for a dance number it has almost no bottom - for most of the song you only get one deep thump per measure. The rest of the rhythm is provided by handclaps and high-pitched elecroscrapes. Several people have criticized Jessica's breathy vocal, but I think if she'd sung in her normal warm, rich voice she'd have overpowered the track, which needs everything thin and high. And the rhythm itself is effective but perplexing (and unexpected for a country-leaning pop song). There are parts where at least part of the rhythm goes like this: Something close to the basic two-bar clave pattern, except that in the second bar, while the handclaps finish the clave, other percussion repeats the first bar (so you've got second bar and first bar going at once). The basic clave is "ONE and two AND three and FOUR and one and TWO and THREE and four and" (beats on the capitalized numbers; and note that this is a frequent Bo Diddley rhythm, too). "These Boots" basically does this clave but hits the ONE in the second bar: "ONE and two AND three and FOUR and ONE and TWO and THREE and four and" - but in that second bar, some of the percussion simply repeats the first bar, so we've got "ONE and TWO and THREE and four and" going simultaneously with "ONE and two AND three and FOUR and," which is unsettling. Oh, and this is only part of what's going on, and it's all played fast and light, so it's like mosquitos dancing.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Tuesday, 30 May 2006 14:12 (seventeen years ago) link

"Toybox were just Aqua wannabes"

I gotta take issue! If you can call what Aqua and Toy-Box were doing a genre (I'd call it a movement or a revolution or something but OK), then they both have merit. One thing that strikes me about Toy-Box in particular is the passion with which they follow silly ideas down rabbit holes. There are entire universes in (most of) their songs...like they say, they've created twelve adventures. And they were adventurous...and so were Aqua, and maybe so are Daze (haven't heard). But not Steps; they were just goofy (which isn't a bad thing, just safer). (xpost)

nameom (nameom), Tuesday, 30 May 2006 14:22 (seventeen years ago) link

I keep thinking that someday Europopmania will hit the U.S., that we'll all suddenly discover that we've got 35 years of utterly amazingly catchy music to immerse ourselves in. This happened to me starting December 1990 when Patty Stirling gave me The Best of Boney M Vol. 2 for Christmas. I duped it for xhuxk and began haunting the three-for-a-dollar cassette bins in Chinatown and searching for Mexican Eurodance anthologies in the Mission, and the rest is history.

U.S. music has helped feed Europop - some Europop could be considered a simplified version of the Miami sound, and maybe the Bobby O sound is the U.S. version of Europop, 'cept he never hit big on the pop charts. A Europop song will come in and hit as a novelty ("Blue Da Bee" or "Mambo No. 5"), but it will never lead to a string of similar hits, and those songs will disappear everywhere but on Radio Disney. (At least they'll disappear in Denver, which doesn't have an official "dance" station. Radio Disney is the only place you hear Europop and techno.)

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Tuesday, 30 May 2006 14:37 (seventeen years ago) link

Were Aqua so different? Other than the high-low voice thing, I'd just say they were just more Europop. So's t.A.T.u. (And I keep touting the Veronicas' "Leave Me Alone," which is a rock arrangement of what's essentially a Europop song. But it's written by a couple of Americans and a couple of Australians: the two Veronica twins plus Billy Steinberg and Josh Alexander - the same quartet who wrote t.A.T.u.'s "All About Us"!)

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Tuesday, 30 May 2006 14:45 (seventeen years ago) link

What about Ace of Base, didn't they have quite a few hits in the US? They were my American cousin's favourite band - we clearly have coolness in the genes.

Frank, did you know that the Veronicas actually co-wrote All About Us? I'm not sure of the exact story but I guess it was probably meant for the Veronicas then they decided it would suit t.A.T.u better.

Jessica P, Tuesday, 30 May 2006 15:05 (seventeen years ago) link

Also, regarding Toybox/Aqua, they may have had slightly different approaches but Toybox would not have existed without Aqua, so I don't think calling them Aqua wannabes is unfair really.

And Daze - I found the video for their Tamagotchi song, it's quite brilliant.

Jessica P, Tuesday, 30 May 2006 15:09 (seventeen years ago) link

Ashlee's I Am Me to be rereleased with an added song, "Invisible." That's all I know about it (read it in TeenPeople or someplace).

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Tuesday, 30 May 2006 18:52 (seventeen years ago) link

Does anyone here know anything about Melissa Lefton? Jive artist whose 2001 album Melicious got shelved because of 9/11 and was never heard from again. Unless someone says otherwise, which would be great.

Melissa still exists and is still making music, according to the woman who'd done promotion on Melicious (which was Lefton's second album; first one met exact same fate: was slated for release and then shelved).

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Tuesday, 30 May 2006 18:58 (seventeen years ago) link

Yeah, Ace of Base had several U.S. hits, as did Roxette, but I'm not thinking of them as having the basic "Europop" sound (though of course they were pop and European). What I tend to call "Europop" is more disco; Ace of Base leaned more to reggae.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Tuesday, 30 May 2006 19:02 (seventeen years ago) link

woooh can't keep up with this thing--Frank I just fwdd you a press release plugging Meg and D's Warped tour, before I saw that you'd gotten the album; have you listened yet? Sorry if I didn't catch the post. You were asking if anyone had heard the new Nelly F. She was on Sat Night Live recently; looked great, held her own and then some with a stage full of dancers, and the first song, "Promiscuous," was mischievous-cute (not quite wicked, but not trying for that, just funning it). But the second, "Maneater,", though not the Hall & Oates, was just as who-cares as that, and pretty impersonal (who's-that-girl, and who-cares.) Currently worshipping Natasha's current single "Single," and all things I've seen (yes, the videos help, but it's the music too, honest, J.Edgar)(He's dressed like her granny in Heaven, I bet)

don, Tuesday, 30 May 2006 23:23 (seventeen years ago) link

Ive been fed up with all young girls out today preaching that theyre REAL whats happened to the magic? And what the hell has happened to the sound? So this record is tilted SOUND SOLDIER! I am music warrior, defending noise in the fight against silence. Im a tutu wearing new breed of doll with killer lipstick in my pocket to use on the boys I hunt. I stand for auditory extremes and a wicked fashion sense! I pledge to maintain sonic integrity and I will always promise to play my music loud! So you may wonder what youre listening toone part punk funk, one part little girl wanna-be, like a razor in a lollipop, too-sugary-to handle on the outside but it bites back when you least expect! Who cares what it is as long as you like it. You can hate me after the songs over! Nanananana I got a MICROPHONE!

Sigh. I soooo wanted her to pick Pink Bulldozer. But good manifesto (as manifestoes go).

[That is from Skye Sweetnam's MySpace profile, as if you couldn't tell.]

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Thursday, 1 June 2006 18:40 (seventeen years ago) link

Jonas Brothers to tour with Aly & AJ - and they were all home-schooled!

Any thoughts about what the tour title should be?

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Thursday, 1 June 2006 19:37 (seventeen years ago) link

If it's anything like my experience with home-schoolers it should be "Please do not pick my child up by the head."

Eppy (Eppy), Thursday, 1 June 2006 19:43 (seventeen years ago) link

"Patrick Henry College Recruitment Tour 2K6"

Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Thursday, 1 June 2006 19:46 (seventeen years ago) link

I like the Self-Denial Tour for the Jonas Bros, dunno if that works for Aly and AJ.

And fer cryin' out loud I leave for three days and she names her damn album!!! At least someone (including her) could still use Pink Bulldozer in the future (silver lining).

nameom (nameom), Thursday, 1 June 2006 21:46 (seventeen years ago) link

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=6120241

Angry Samoans now in her top 8 myspace friends; also, in the photo captioned "oh oh food" she's wearing an Angry Samoans T-shirt. New bio (excerpted by Frank above) is very wacky. Is there a release date for the album yet?

xhuxk, Thursday, 1 June 2006 22:32 (seventeen years ago) link

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y95/nameom/ohohfood.jpg

Album still due in mid to late August as far as I know (last info said it was slated somewhere around Aug 13, ...checking caldendar more likely the 14th).

nameom (nameom), Friday, 2 June 2006 01:17 (seventeen years ago) link

Aly and AJ forum members discuss Brokeback Mountain:

http://www.alyandaj.com/boards/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=7104

Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Friday, 2 June 2006 16:00 (seventeen years ago) link

"I don't see why any guy would want to play the part as a gay man and I have to kiss another guy but thats just me"

(This from someone in Germany who wants to see it and thinks it will be a good movie because it's romantic.)

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Friday, 2 June 2006 16:16 (seventeen years ago) link

Hey, Francis, what's the best e-mail addy to contact you on?

Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Friday, 2 June 2006 16:21 (seventeen years ago) link

Hey, Francis, what's the best e-mail addy to contact you on?

If you mean me (I'm not a Francis), the only e-address I've got is this one.

edcasual at earthlink dot net

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Friday, 2 June 2006 19:53 (seventeen years ago) link

Spending too much of the day listening to a CHEEZY track by "Brittney Cleary" -- soon to be Nikki because Jive "already had a Britney" (but you didn't have a BRITTNEY!) -- who sang the original "I Am Me" in 2001! Er, I mean "I.M. Me," LOL, G2G. Other songs written partially or entirely in IM-speak?

Also take yer picture with a Frosty from Wendys and get it posted on Brie Larson's Myspace page.

nameom (nameom), Friday, 2 June 2006 22:24 (seventeen years ago) link

Does "lol o lol o ve" count?

IM more spelling than speech, though there are prob'ly effects on speech patterns, mainly white incorporating black (e.g., "foo" for "fool," "lub" for "luv," "iz for r," "datz" for "that's," "fosho" for "for sure").

Then of course there's the title of the second Fannypack album, which is spelled in reverse IM-speak, words substituted for single letters rather than vice versa See You Next Tuesday.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Saturday, 3 June 2006 03:58 (seventeen years ago) link

Does "lol o lol o ve" count?

I've always heard it like that. There's a Busdriver song (not teenpop[?]) that has L-O-L but he makes the mistake of following it up with "laugh out loud." Whereas Ashlee follows it with "Oh, V-E." Nikki/Brittney translates the IM-speak when necessary for the rhyme but otherwise lets it go (and she knew that everyone would know what LOL stood for five years ago, unlike Busdriver who is clever but not as clever as Nikki Cleary).

Since it's not written out in the liner notes, here's the real life conversation Brittney has with two random girls in the studio whose names are Carly Bartelsen and Alyson Madell (credited with "girl talk")...for posterity's sake. Translated into IM-speak and then partially backtranslated.

Brittney: wassup QTs ;)
girltalker1 [carly or alyson, "stephanie" in this exchange]: not much here :)
girltalker2 [alyson or carly, not "stephanie"]: same here :)
Brittney: did u c that note stephanie got from mike? :O
girl2: no what did it say
girl1: omg[osh] he said our relationship wasnt going newhere
girl2: he doesnt evn no what thatmeans >:O
[girls roffle]
girl2: did u get yr hw done?
girl1: i was tryin 2 but realy iming
Brittney: OMG[osh] hes such a hottie ;)
girl2: hey guys i g2g
girl1: yea me too my mom was yellin
girl2: bye babe lyl
Brittney: ok ttyl sweetie [actually spelled out t-t-y-l] ;)
girl2: ttyl :)
girl1: bye

From Brittney: "Hi! My name is Brittney and if you're anything like me, you LOVE to instant message your friends. When my producers asked me what I wanted my first single to be about, I knew right away. I wanted to sing about talking to my girlfriends online. I love I.M.ing and I even have my own website where you can learn more about me and my music. Listen to my new song and let me know how you like it! Check out my website: www.brittneycleary.com I'm waiting to hear from you! ♥ Brittney"

nameom (nameom), Saturday, 3 June 2006 04:57 (seventeen years ago) link

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The Platinum Weird album is due on Aug. 22. On June 29 there's going to be something about Platinum Weird on VH-1 (don't know if it's going to be a full-scale mockumentary or just a teaser). Platinum Weird is Dave Stewart and Kara DioGuardi, but also seems to have been originally conceived as the story of a fictional band from 1974 featuring the mysterious and elusive Erin Grace. Look upthread for further info. The (comparatively mediocre*) "Loneley Eyes"** is streamed on one of several Platinum Weird sites.

*mediocre in comparison to "Avalanche," the one other Platinum Weird song I've heard, not to mention in comparison to "Fly" and "Come Clean" and any Ashlee song ever and most Lindsay songs and "Sweet Dreams" and "Sexcrime (1984)" etc. etc. I suppose since this was conceived as fiction, the mediocrity of the lyrics could be DioGuardi and Stewart's way of being true to the character or Erin as they conceived her, but still... Here's the first verse and chorus, and the second verse is just as so-what:

"What kind of world stays upside down
What kind of river won't let me drown
What kind of road just won't connect(?)
What kind of life have I found
It's hard to face the future when you're movin' backward

"I've got lonely eyes and they've seen better days
I've been lost before but not without a trace
What I'm looking for is somewhere in my past
And these lonely eyes will never take me back"

**"Loneley" is their spelling (at least on that site).

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Saturday, 3 June 2006 05:15 (seventeen years ago) link

character or Erin = character of Erin

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Saturday, 3 June 2006 05:17 (seventeen years ago) link

In the comments on the Platinum Weird MySpace page, our hero Clarke pretty much expresses my feelings about the Erin Grace thing:

What's up with the fictional little back-story about Erin Grace...is Kara going to be voicing Erin?

I hope not! Kara: you deserve need the spotlight! I don't want to see you lending your voice to some other girl so she can walk around on stage lipsyncing (see: Hilary Duff).

I just want to see a performance! Please! :D

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Saturday, 3 June 2006 05:35 (seventeen years ago) link

damn, that should have read "girl1: i was tryin 2 but BILLY I.M.'ed ME" which makes much more sense.

nameom (nameom), Saturday, 3 June 2006 06:02 (seventeen years ago) link

Katie Neal demo EP CD is pretty good, especially "Stupid Ex Boyfriend" (which I swear she usually sings as "stuid ASS boyfriend") and "Bad For You." Cori Yarckin cdbaby teen-pop abum *Ringing in My Head* less good. (And the real reason I'm doing this post is because I finally did the completely confusing pain-in-the-butt ILX registration red-tape thing and want to see if it will let me keep posting with the same name I've been using all along.)

xhuxk (xheddy), Saturday, 3 June 2006 19:19 (seventeen years ago) link

It did let me use said name, but not my usual fake email address, which stinks. Guess I'll be posting here a lot less; I don't *want* to broadcast my email address. At least it didn't make me call myself "Charles Joseph Tarcisius Eddy," which is what I honestly wrote when asked for my "full name" (which isn't the same as my log-in name.) If there's a way around this (register with a fake email address? I tried that, and was bizarrely told said fake email was taken), I'd be interested. Until then, I'll be making msyelf scarce.

xhuxk (xheddy), Saturday, 3 June 2006 19:24 (seventeen years ago) link

Though I guess a fake email addy wouldn't work either, because then I'd never get the password, jeez. Damned if I'm gonna *create* a new email account expressly for this sole purpose. I don't think.

Anyway, I'm guessing people who like Avril and Kelly (and Michelle and Vanessa and ???) more than I do might also like Cori Yarckin more than I do. She sounds okay I guess, better in power ballad mode ("My Ever After", "Everything You Said") than more r&b-ish mode ("Gratitude," "Nothing Matters Now"), though I might be completely wrong about those songs belonging to those modes. Here's her page:

http://cdbaby.com/cd/yarckin

xhuxk (xheddy), Saturday, 3 June 2006 19:58 (seventeen years ago) link

xhuxk, not too many people will learn your email address from your postings here (the only people who will see it are the ones who are logged in), and anyway, there's nothing to stop you from not logging in if you want to post on a thread and not use your actual e-address. (Though you might need to come up with a name other than "xhuxk" when you do so, since they'll likely tell you that that one is taken.) Also, though I haven't tried it, I think it's possible to change your public e-address but keep the private one the same, in which case your new password will be sent to the private (real) one. But I suppose you should wait for advice from someone who's actually done this.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Sunday, 4 June 2006 20:57 (seventeen years ago) link

thanks, frank!

xhuxk (xheddy), Sunday, 4 June 2006 21:00 (seventeen years ago) link

xhuxk was talking to me about Decibel magazine, which devotes itself to extreme metal, and after I got off the phone I got the idea that if you could designate some things "extreme metal" you should also be able to designate things "extreme pop."

So, my nominations for EXTREME POP would include:

Mariah Carey (esp. her 1991 peak) because she's just fuckin' extreme, and 'cause she squeaks.
Napoleon XIV's "They're Coming to Take Me Away" because it's extremely silly and irritating and because the flipside is the same song played backwards which causes people to shoot themselves in the head.
The Veronicas' "4ever" for its deliriously gorgeous harmonies.
Boney M for being guilelessly eclectic.
Richard Harris' "MacArthur Park," because someone left the cake out in the rain.
Lindsay Lohan's video for "Confessions of a Broken Heart (Daughter to Father)"
Johnny Ray
The Shangri-Las
Little Richard

You can figure out what's extreme about the last three. This list is just to get the concept going.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Sunday, 4 June 2006 22:17 (seventeen years ago) link

frank is mainly right on all this (including the fake public email address) except that ilx was blocked to unregistered users just nowish because the spamvasion had finally gotten too messy. also the fake address probably was taken after all, coz lots of ppl have registered fake addresses. I guess you just needed a faker address maybe?

Sterling Clover (s_clover), Sunday, 4 June 2006 22:35 (seventeen years ago) link

Aww, sorry that we had to become members only (though not being a mod, I wasn't noticing how bad the spamvasion was getting). No more Nas-Jay Z throwdowns; no more Sri Lankans invading M.I.A. threads.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Sunday, 4 June 2006 23:14 (seventeen years ago) link

The "extreme pop" idea is already getting new nominations over on my Live Journal journal, and we've come up with a new subcategory of Extreme Pop: Extreme False Metal.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Sunday, 4 June 2006 23:18 (seventeen years ago) link

My first three nominations in the Extreme False Metal subcategory of Extreme Pop were:

Poison for the "I Want Action" video, which is extreme candy-colored transvestitism.
Def Leppard's "Pour Some Sugar On Me" for being extremely on MTV all summer long, 1988.
Hilary Duff's "Rock this World" and "Girl Can Rock," because they're there.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Sunday, 4 June 2006 23:20 (seventeen years ago) link

PINK BULLDOZER
The Magazine of Extreme Pop

(Except the title would have to be in pink; and it would probably end up as a Website rather than a magazine. Metal Mike Saunders could interview Skye Sweetnam, and Dave Bedbug could review the record. Brie Larson would publish promo tour diaries. Reports from Europe on Marie Serneholt, Eurovision, Iranian disco.)

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Monday, 5 June 2006 00:16 (seventeen years ago) link

A Barely Legal one reads for the articles.

Zwan (miccio), Monday, 5 June 2006 00:31 (seventeen years ago) link

Frank, I believe you have found a niche.

I am currently convinced that the Vanilla Ninja album, "Love Is War" is in fact a minor masterpiece. Having ditched David Brandes (of E-Rotic fame! Max! Don't have sex! With your ex!) as their producer and songwriter, they sound really fantastic - invigorated, definitely.

One song sounds like "Cool Vibes". But LOTS better! Another sounds like The Rasmus covering Tenacious D! And there's a gigantic mega closing power ballad to die for. The rest sounds like Pat Benatar. There are handclaps on two songs. There's a song called "The Band That Never Existed". Genius!

Teens across Mitteleurope should be going apeshit over this. Best bubblegum rock album since Ashlee, def.

Immediate search: "Kingdom Burning Down" (vicious! Lenna is doing lots to make up for the lack of Maarja in the line-up), "Battlefield" (basically, Pat Benatar, as said above), "Silence" (preposterous power ballad with ominous strings and hefty faux-guitar crunch squall).

edward o (edwardo), Monday, 5 June 2006 04:04 (seventeen years ago) link

Marit Larsen's influences, as listed on her (so-far boring, though the couple of pics are nice) MySpace page:

Gillian Welch, Joni Mitchell, Fiona Apple, The Beatles, Ryan Adams, The Dixie Chicks, Rufus Wainwright, Bob Dylan, Radiohead.

I've never heard Gillian Welch. I don't think I've heard Rufus Wainwright either, come to think of it.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Monday, 5 June 2006 13:42 (seventeen years ago) link

Interesting MySpace musician: Alex Niedt. I wouldn't say I'm in love with him, but he's doing something interesting; "She Won't Eat" (the track I downloaded) is dubby Tricky Bristol-type atmospherics on what's essentially a boy-pop tune with some r&b in the beats. I found him by googling "Leonard Cohen," "Ashlee Simpson," and "the Ying Yang Twins." From his FAQ: "7) Do you really listen to all the stuff in your influences list? Yes!"

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Monday, 5 June 2006 14:44 (seventeen years ago) link

Oh Frank, please don't use the word "pink"! Every time I turn around there's another band o' dudes with the word "pink" in their name. See: Pink Spiders (which to me is basically another way of calling yourselves "Assholes"), Pink Razors, Pink Grease, Pink Mountaintops ("Boobs"), Pink Steel (but they're cool by me), Pink Swords ("Penises"), Pink Noise, Ariel Pink, etc.

Je4nn3 ƒur¥ (Je4nne Fury), Monday, 5 June 2006 15:27 (seventeen years ago) link

They've got 50 Cent and Homer Simpson, too (see menu on upper right), but no New York Dolls.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Monday, 5 June 2006 15:43 (seventeen years ago) link

Violet Bulldozer?
Magenta Bulldozer?
Mauve Bulldozer?

(I'm afraid that none of those colors has high enough name recognition.)

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Monday, 5 June 2006 15:47 (seventeen years ago) link

I'm thinking more like Chinchilla Bulldozer.

Je4nn3 ƒur¥ (Je4nne Fury), Monday, 5 June 2006 16:28 (seventeen years ago) link

P!nk Bulldozer?

nameom (nameom), Monday, 5 June 2006 17:13 (seventeen years ago) link

think that courntey loves mono wouldnt have been the most extreme song on the album, if it wasnt for the amazing, strange video, that video for me is so important, because it bridges the witchy woman stevie nix/punk rock queen past with something "new".

i think that what is extreme about these people, is an awareness of their own artifice and their own realness, and how those depth bombs of concepts can be used in concordance... (so life despite god, while a masterpeice, is too earnest and not artifical enough, to be extreme)

(so using yr inital examples:
Mariah Carey--her hyper femminity, of course, but also using the edges of her instrument, and the sheer, crystaline, theatricality of that instrument, i want wayne kaustenbaum to write about carey, because in the 1991 period, she made herself an icon of craft, but she knew that an icon was being made, her diva like tendencies were considered to be part of not only an r and b tradition but something else entirely. their voices sound different, but in this peroid carey reminded me of nothing more then callas, and callas knew what she was doing (she was too crafty in fact, compare callas losing aristotle to jackie, with carey losing motalla to thalia)

Napoleon XIV's i have not heard this.


The Veronicas' "4ever" The veronicas realise that its perfectly okay to want to be a pop star and a punk star at the same time, to be coy and to fuck. there are threads of this in britney, but she was never punk enough and in avril but you never wanted to fuck her, and in ashlee but their is an autonomy missing. you know where joe simpson is in lala for example, you dont know where max martin is (does out svengaling the svengali have something to do with this?)

Boney M is not extreme for being eccletic, boney m is extreme for being so fucking weird. personal anecdote, when i was a teenager, i went to offically sanctioned lds dances, for all three years of high school, and there were large group dances, and slow dances, but also a strange attempt to control the eroticism of the situtation, it was the first place where i realised that eroticism of popular culture couldnt be contained, that it was forever leaking over the edges. we would dance to songs that seemed so out of it, so strange, and it shocked me that they were allowed, they included time warp, rasputin, ymca. i still dont know how a song about cruising in the bathrooms of a working class mens club got so huge, and i have no idea why time warp was allowed, but it was incredibly fun to dance to, but rasputin...rasputin allowed all of these tight, hard, cold, scared boys and girls (scared of sex, of pleasure, of the end of the world, of all sorts of things, the culture of the church was always a kind of paranoid fear) to dance in this theatrical, overly dramatic way, we acted int his kind of music hall pantomine, and at the end the bodies were stacked like cordwood into the next song--like rasputin was a kind of heretical mystical reworking of jesus, we were playing the same game, dying and rising again, like we would at the end of the world. i dont know if boney m meant any of that, but the self concicous theatricality of it gave us something before missions and marriages. (maybe thats what im talking about here, self concious theatricality)

Richard Harris' Wrong Song (Donna Summers version is the correct version of this song) the song you are thinking of wrt Harris is the Hive

Lindsay Lohan's video for "Confessions of a Broken Heart (Daughter to Father)" (this is the first video for a pop song that i ever turned off because it was too close to tabloid violence, it isnt reflective at all, and the theraticality is stage managed, the slippages are too raw to be extreme, the blood doesnt come from cornstarch and food colouring; i think what you might be looking for is the britney video for lucky, which does everything about fame that lohan's video does, but more knowingly, or britneys everytime, which talks about internal violence more theatrically) (or maybe im just obessed with how much the wounds in the video look like stigmata)

Johnny Ray (havent heard him enough)

The Shangri-Las were the place i started to love pop more then anything else, it was the place that let me into super pop...the sheer overwrought emotion, the real violence, the silence at the edges (is walking in the sand really about rape?), all makes it extreme, what might make it not is a dependence on authority figures (esp mothers, in the text and phil spector outside the text)

Little Richard for sure (what happens with the exteremity of little richard with the evil hoodoo of pat boone?)

anthony easton (anthony), Monday, 5 June 2006 19:35 (seventeen years ago) link

Prussian Blue fans infiltrate the Katy Rose message board. Really weird board in general, it's like Lord of the Flies over there.

nameom (nameom), Monday, 5 June 2006 20:57 (seventeen years ago) link

http://youtube.com/watch?v=08dEZFTKvuM

"Ruffus [of Eighties coming back!!!!]... represented Estonia at Eurovision in 2003, beating Vanilla Ninja in the Estonian Final that year ( they sang Club Kung Fu ), at the 2005 Estonian Final during the interval Ruffus sang Club King Fu...this is it !! "

Britain's Obtusest Shepherd (Alan), Monday, 5 June 2006 21:29 (seventeen years ago) link

I have a question for you, Frank.

jaymc (jaymc), Monday, 5 June 2006 22:07 (seventeen years ago) link

OK, so Skye's release date has been pushed to a vague "hopefully by the end of the year" according to a contact and just as I learn that I get an email from Myspace with her latest blog post...

How Did I End Up In Sweden?

Hello my lovely TATTOOED and RUDE Childen!

Skye back here, trying to explain for the 10000000X100000000 time why
it's taking forever to get moving on this CD and start to play
shows!!!
First of all, if you haven't yet, read my new BIO on MySpace with up
to date info about what you guys can look forward to on this
soundfantavelous (that's sound+fantastic+marvelous) record!

At this moment it's 5 am in Sweden, I just got myself an icecream from
the hotel lobby and am totally and helplessly jet lagged. Why am I
here? I have to wonder that myself... but i know I will let you know
when I know as soon as they know, to let me know why I'm here not
knowing at all. Keep you informed!

oxox Skye

Skye in Sweden, somebody call Max Martin!

nameom (nameom), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 02:19 (seventeen years ago) link

Fuchsia Bulldozer?

Would probably have trouble with the news vendors.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 20:45 (seventeen years ago) link

Bulldozer Bulldozer gives it a nice ringing quality.

Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 21:00 (seventeen years ago) link

Myspace page for Colette Trudeau, formerly of LiveonRelease. One other track available on her label's page. Didn't realize at first, but she's worked with Sean Hosein, one of M2M's producers from Shades of Purple (he co-wrote "Mirror Mirror," and checking on AMG, Shelly Peiken co-wrote "Don't Mess with My Love").

nameom (nameom), Sunday, 11 June 2006 03:31 (seventeen years ago) link

From country thread (in the middle of a much longer post about the Dixie Chicks album, which I compare to the Pink album below):

>Beyond that (kinda like the latest Pink album, come to think of it; the best songs on that one by the way are easily "Leave Me Alone [I'm Lonely]" and "U + Ur Hand", the latter of which has Pink's most rock *and* most rap vocal; most country song on Pink's album is her sorta Janis-voiced "The One That Got Away," which is nice but'd be better if it had a hook or two), lots of completely pleasant though somewhat forgettable and often wishy-washy midtempo power ballads<

That said, I do like Pink's album, though I don't like "Cuz I Can" (great Wizard of Oz flying monkey background vocals, annoying words where Pink tells us she does what she wants, boy Pink you never told us that before, thanks for letting us know!) and "I Got Money Now" (my notes say: "yucky ballad") or "I'm Not Dead" (where I still swear she sings like Linda Perry even if Linda didn't write it) anywhere near as much as Frank seems to up above. "Stupid Girls" grew on me more for its music than its words, "Long Way to Be Happy" is an okay power ballad, "Runaway" is another okay power ballad though I really kind of hate when Pink goes into her "show tune audition voice" in that one (which she also does in "Nobody Knows").

"Bad For You" on Katie Neal's demo EP is I love you/I hate you codependency in the tradition of Pink's go away/come back in "Leave Me Alone (I'm Lonely)", and possibly even better (also fuller sounding musically) than "Stupid Ex Boyfiend," where her stupid ass boyfriend stands her up and forces her to assert her independence. Those two are best, but the other three tracks aren't bad. "You're Not the Only One" is her inspirational reassurance song to other kids who come from a broken home; she's been there and she knows.

xhuxk (xheddy), Sunday, 11 June 2006 15:02 (seventeen years ago) link

I liked Pink better when she was a better bulldozer, like on Can't Take Me Home."Johnny Ray (haven't heard him enough)" He insisted on being billed as "Johnnie" Ray, "the way girls spell it, " somebody said, but I dunno if or how much that pertained, despite the sexual turmoil in his music. Most relevant to this thread (leaving out mellower albums, like Til Morning, with the jazz pianist Billy Taylor, said to have inspired the Bill Evans/Tony Bennett set): first one that comes to mind is Live At The London Palladium, one of the first notable live LP, with audience screams and breathing rolling across the stage like tumbleweeds of sweat and perfume and smoke. He wisely doesn't try to match this, and was getting tired of his Cry Guy ("Sultan Of Sobs, Atomic Swami,Prince of Wails," etc)persona; he hovers, brooding through "One Hundred Years From Today," laughing along with the sudience at barely-unspoken subtext of (you took my balls, why not take)"All Of Me," cutting loose just a bit, but rationing the audience and himself and the Cry Guy shadow. Also the three-disc Hysteria! singles collection, the Bear Family (but single-disc) Cry, Columbia's High Drama collection, but really a lot of basic hits, like 16 Most Requested Songs, will take you for a good spin on his (mostly)hot rollercoaster.

don (dow), Sunday, 11 June 2006 17:35 (seventeen years ago) link

the xpost LiveJounal discussion of Extreme Pop is well-worth joining, and another excellent example is Sonny & Cher's Good Times. The melodies jingle, the voices jangle, and there's a clashy mesh and meshy clash, like maybe nobody else but Dylan got quite wrongly right and rightly wrong, re folk-rock. Also of course re their basic personas: he was so inspirational, cos if he could look and whine like that, and still get somebody like her (to the extent he iver really had her, but still), there was hope for us (teenboys) all. And the contrastiness of his whiney insecure but accomplished professionalism, and of her solo numbers in Good Times, like the deep rich warm (but still rough-edged, with ends of phrases clipped or muffled, really not that dif from some of Dylan's 60s boots), on "Don't Talk To Strangers," the swarthy Womanliness of that, dubbed into a scene of her skipping along, in white bellbottoms, with layers of ruffles on the damn bells so they're like little twin Scarlett O'Hara petticoats(and clashy etc.of Childlike x Childish: he's acting out daydreams of being a big stwong man, Italian and WASP, as she's her Middle Eastern Mystery Woman/American Princess etc., and they're counter-dreaming the triumphalist movie they wanna make, vs. the horrible script that fiendish George Sanders has somehow signed naif/pro Sonny to). But the ultimate Extreme is the extremes of quality between distinctively good music and flatline daydreams; must find soundtrack!!!

don (dow), Sunday, 11 June 2006 19:03 (seventeen years ago) link

You guys should call it Power Pop 2000.

Zwan (miccio), Sunday, 11 June 2006 19:17 (seventeen years ago) link

I was gonna make a joke about improving power pop by removing the middle men between the record collectors with the comically self-impressed terminology and the emotionally complex young women the songs were about, but the Go-Go's already did that 25 years ago.

Zwan (miccio), Sunday, 11 June 2006 19:27 (seventeen years ago) link

Um, is this the right place to bring up the new Perez Hultain single? I just saw the video and was, um, gobsmacked at how good this song is. It's pure Gwen knockoff (actually, probably closer to a No Doubt ballad than any of GS's solo whatevers). There's a part of my brain that steadfastly refuses to believe that PH actually sings this song, because, well, that's just weird and creepy, but the song itself (and the video's okay, except it shows that PH's ass is really long and narrow and icky) is real good.

Huk-L (Huk-L), Monday, 12 June 2006 15:24 (seventeen years ago) link

Paris Is Breathing

Yeah, Paris is totally relevant to this thread. I've not seen the video, and I realize that there've been several imposter tracks scurrying around the Web, but I do think I've now heard the actual single, "Stars Are Blind," or at least a Paris track by that name. It's got a light feel, beach or summer-resort affability, a gentle island rhythm, somewhere between easy listening and easy dancing. The lyrics are mildly provocative, "Even though the guys* are crazy/Even though the stars are blind/If you show me real love baby/I'll show you mine/I can make it nice and naughty/Be the devil and angel too/Got a heart and soul and body/Let's see what this love can do." Paris's singing is breathy and sweet but doesn't overplay either the cutes or the breathiness. She puts a slight lift in the last syllable of "this love can do-ooo," which reminds me of a similar move by Marit Larsen in "Don't Save Me," though with nothing like Marit's sharpness or amusement. Other than that fine moment, I'd rank this as Pleasant Enough - I'm not gobsmacked by greatness, but it's a good job and it's not hurting my eardrums. And ever since disco came along showing that you could add impact even to elevator music, songs this apparently unassuming have sometimes had a payoff several listens down the line.

*She really does seem to be saying "guys" - a species she'd been denigrating earlier in the song - though this would make more sense as "skies," which maybe it is. I tend to associate "guys" and "skies" because of the summer evening in the early '90s when I was in my kitchen vaguely paying attention to the Olympic Opening Ceremonies broadcasting in the next room, and as the Irish team was promenading around the track I overheard the TV commentator, I think it was Dick Enberg, go into a long, more-irrelevant-than-usual monologue about how the Irish team used to have world-class long-distance runners; he named a bunch of fellows from the old days, back in the '40s and '50s, and summed up casually, "That was when Irish guys were miling."

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Monday, 12 June 2006 15:51 (seventeen years ago) link

My gobsmackedness is due to, um, wuz expecting more of a novelty celebrity single a la the Osbourne girl (kelly?), not an actual, "hey this is a song-qua-song that exists and is pleasant beyond its 'newsworthiness'"

Huk-L (Huk-L), Monday, 12 June 2006 15:56 (seventeen years ago) link

xpost

I'm still really depressed by Ashlee Simpson's nose job; she'd looked way more distinctive with her big beak. This month she's in the new Marie Claire talking about this project she's working on to help girls understand that beauty comes in all shapes and sizes and that they needed to accept themselves and their bodies, talked about her own brush with eating disorders, etc. etc. And then, there she is on the cover with the new nose, pretty and innocuous, just negating everything. But maybe that's part of her tension, why she can deliver the angst-assertion lyrics so well - 'cause maybe in her gut she doesn't know if she believes them, so she gives them something extra. She says "Now I realize, it's safe outside to come alive in my identity," and then she goes and lip synchs on SNL. She sings, "Why should I change for anyone," and then the nosejob.

(The article didn't say a whole lot about the project, except on the day of the photo shoot it seemed to be Ashlee and a bunch of teens getting together and throwing paint at each other.)

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Monday, 12 June 2006 16:21 (seventeen years ago) link

i'm surprised people are liking the paris hilton single! i think i like it but i also think it fails on most normal pop song criteria.

- the production is cheap and lame
- she can't sing! and doesn't try! I have never heard any singer anywhere more fundamentally disengaged with a) the beat b) the lyrics c) the fact that she is singing a song - this plus her inability to even try to hit notes makes her vocal performance almost avant garde in its badness. although having said all this the Stefani comparison is otm, and I am reminded that Stefani can't actually sing in any sense either (although Stefani at least appears to have come round to the idea that she is in a studio to sing a pop song as opposed to, I dunno, stare at the cute guy behind the sound desk or whatever Paris is thinking of)
- and yet I love it - it is a genuinely good tune, and all of its negative points are actually positive ones, really.

If you show me real love baby/I'll show you mine

I hear this as "if you show me real LIFE baby, I'll show you mine".

The Lex (The Lex), Monday, 12 June 2006 16:32 (seventeen years ago) link

I hear LOVE

Huk-L (Huk-L), Monday, 12 June 2006 17:11 (seventeen years ago) link

I hear LOVE, but I don't feel LOVE.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Monday, 12 June 2006 23:31 (seventeen years ago) link

I wouldn't say she's missing the notes so much as the notes just aren't that crucial. The melody isn't what carries the track.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Monday, 12 June 2006 23:37 (seventeen years ago) link

Oh No Ono - Keeping Warm In A Cold Country (n.b. this is a video)

Oh No Ono are from Denmark. Dunno if they're teenpop exactly, but they look pretty boyish. Anyway. You want extreme pop, this is like Clor's 'Love & Pain' gone apeshit. There is this one bit where his voice just goes like the Death Star that is astonishing. I love it to bits.

William Bloody Swygart (mrswygart), Tuesday, 13 June 2006 02:11 (seventeen years ago) link

Nice!

Tim Ellison (Tim Ellison), Tuesday, 13 June 2006 03:10 (seventeen years ago) link

Two more songs from the upcoming Lillix album up on their myspace page.

Tim Ellison (Tim Ellison), Tuesday, 13 June 2006 03:28 (seventeen years ago) link

I like Franks idea of extreme pop, reminds me of a quote from the Damned's Captain Sensible (c 1980) when asked why he liked Motorhead and Abba and said that Motorhead were the most extreme metal band and Abba were the most extreme pop band.

Billy Dods (Billy Dods), Tuesday, 13 June 2006 08:09 (seventeen years ago) link

Well, I would dispute the idea that "extreme pop" is an idea, given that I've been applying it willy nilly, but I think it's a useful rhetorical device (just as a noisemaker on New Year's Eve is a useful rhetorical device).

The Paris Hilton song is a good example of extreme let's-just-show-up-and-hang-around-in-the-mix pop.

Who produced and who wrote it, by the way? I know that Storch has been linked to the album, as has DioGuardi, but I wouldn't necessarily say that this sounds like either of them.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Tuesday, 13 June 2006 11:28 (seventeen years ago) link

I think you're being too modest Frank. I like the notion of 'extreme' as something which both captures the essence of a genre and also sets the limits of a genres boundaries 'at that time'. What's interesting about Captain Sensible's idea of extreme metal/pop is that neither would be considered extreme now, though both are arguably the very essence of their respective genres.

Billy Dods (Billy Dods), Tuesday, 13 June 2006 11:48 (seventeen years ago) link

So um, this is 'Tide Is High'?

Gravel Puzzleworth (Gregory Henry), Tuesday, 13 June 2006 11:51 (seventeen years ago) link

The Paris Hilton song is a good example of extreme let's-just-show-up-and-hang-around-in-the-mix pop.

in this respect it reminds me most of J-Lo, whose (brilliant) 'Get Right' rivals 'Stars Are Blind' for vocal disengagement.

I'd be shocked if it was Storch. I'd also be shocked if it was Three 6 Mafia who have also been linked to the album. I never worked out whether the rumours about Missy Elliott and Le Tigre were internet jokes or not. To be honest the production is quite crap? But quite enjoyable? By which I mean, I think it works despite itself.

I glanced briefly over the earlier parts of this thread eralier and have questions and stuff.

1) I have the first Lindsay Lohan album. Is the second as good/better/does it include the video for 'Confessions'?
2) I have neither Ashlee Simpson album. Which should I go for first?
3) What do Lillix sound like? ie, if I like Lindsay and Ashlee and Hilarity, but not Marit or Lily Allen, will I like them?

The Lex (The Lex), Tuesday, 13 June 2006 11:54 (seventeen years ago) link

Right down to the "everytime that I get the feeling" sylabble pattern in the chorus?

I'm really pleased and delighted with the Paris single actually! I said in another place that my dream for her album was a sort of Francoise Hardy / Britney DFA track mirrormaze, with her as a sort of Mistress of Ceremonies, cooing and whispering and spurring on? And this'd be a great leader single, for that.

Gravel Puzzleworth (Gregory Henry), Tuesday, 13 June 2006 11:55 (seventeen years ago) link

novelty celebrity single a la the Osbourne girl (kelly?)

If you're referring to the first single off her first album, I have no idea what it is or what it sounds like; if you're referring to "Papa Don't Preach," I heard a 30-second clip that seemed dreary; if you're referring to "One Word," it's a volcanic, overwhelming dance track that topped the (admittedly puny) U.S. dance chart last year. How Kelly manages to be volcanic while singing in a monotone I don't know (or maybe I do; it's producer/writer Linda Perry who powers the eruption by adding background singing and pretty bells and a good change in the chorus).

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Tuesday, 13 June 2006 12:10 (seventeen years ago) link

What do Lillix sound like? ie, if I like Lindsay and Ashlee and Hilarity, but not Marit or Lily Allen, will I like them

Well, they're certainly more like the former three than the latter two (Shanks angst-rock production with weaker songwriting, somewhere between Michelle Branch and Hilar(it)y), and you can stream their whole first album on their site under the "media" tab.

No idea if RAW includes "Confessions" but fwiw I'm starting to like it as much as her first one. xpost

I've listened to Autobiography almost every day for about two weeks, great walking around summer album.

nameom (nameom), Tuesday, 13 June 2006 12:14 (seventeen years ago) link

I like the notion of 'extreme' as something which both captures the essence of a genre and also sets the limits of a genres boundaries 'at that time'. What's interesting about Captain Sensible's idea of extreme metal/pop is that neither would be considered extreme now, though both are arguably the very essence of their respective genres.

To expand on what I wrote earlier, I think it's just a repeat of the "power pop" fallacy. Both "power pop" and "extreme pop" are actually retro guitar-bass-drums music that are respectively wimpy and MOR compared to current popular genres, and fans feel the need to seperate the music they find good by pretending that compared to "pop," these songs are actually not wimpy or MOR. I actually think most of the music you guys are describing is more similar to "Shemo," a name Todd Burns and some Stylus folks used for emotional girl-pop. It's a term that's less of a blatant pat-on-the-back for the fan and more evocative.

Zwan (miccio), Tuesday, 13 June 2006 12:56 (seventeen years ago) link

Lex, the second Lohan is slightly less inconsistent than the first but doesn't rock as much. "Live for the Day" is worth the price of admission, simultaneously raging and gorgeous; she streams it at her MySpace page, so if you've got sound and broadband you can decide for yourself.

As for which Ashlee alb, the majority on this thread would vote the second while I would vote the first; the second is produced stronger and clearer and so the songs have more immediate impact, but the first has warmer songs, once you let them sink in. I'm just quibbling; I love them both pretty much all through. Note: she's just now rereleasing the second with a new song, "Invisible" (which I haven't heard yet since the Teenpeople stream uses more kbps than my dialup can handle), so you might want to check whether the version of the album you buy has that. Also, to confuse matters more, I love "Fall in Love with Me" which is only on the Japanese version of I Am Me (yet another of the wonderfully dreamy summer songs that's inundating the world). Warning: although she laughs more than she cries and she prefers tunes to toughness and she won't forgo her sugar, she's still a fundamentally earnest confessional rocker, which I think is great, I just don't you to claim that we misrepresent her.

On their first album Lillix were going for a girl rock sound (the female Hansen?), and they made me shrug, but I haven't listened in a long time and might have a totally different opinion now. The new single "Sweet Temptation" is one of the greats of the year, totally catchy and totally rock.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Tuesday, 13 June 2006 13:37 (seventeen years ago) link

I don't think that "extreme pop" is necessarily related to emotional girl-pop at all. Almost none of the examples described so far have even fallen under this category...I still think this idea is more closely linked to Frank's Disco Tex essay, deciding whether or not music offers surprises or "free lunches" without needing any justification for being extreme, strange, surprsing, interesting.

Most "shemo" (yuck! Dunno about the gender emphasis, anyway. It seems to me that women just happen to make the best confessional rock music. Ashley Parker Angel's one good song could be considered "shemo," too) doesn't fall under this category, and the artists that do tend to have the best sense of humor or (in the case of Hilary) aren't really going for "emotional" so much as some weird index of what "emotional music" is supposed to sound like (Veronicas, too). xpost

nameom (nameom), Tuesday, 13 June 2006 13:49 (seventeen years ago) link

The way I "conceive" of extreme pop, it's anything that you feel like calling "extreme" and "pop" and that has something in it that you're willing to claim is extreme (so of course extreme pop can be extremely wimpy or extremely MOR).

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Tuesday, 13 June 2006 13:57 (seventeen years ago) link

deciding whether or not music offers surprises or "free lunches" without needing any justification for being extreme, strange, surprsing, interesting

But there can be extreme self-justificatory pop, like "We Are the World."

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Tuesday, 13 June 2006 14:00 (seventeen years ago) link

is there any music one actually enjoys that isn't extremely something? I suppose you could dislike something that is "kinda" bland, but enthusiasm requires it be extremely pleasing. It's a pretty worthless adjective in that context, you're still just saying "pop I actually like."

Zwan (miccio), Tuesday, 13 June 2006 14:03 (seventeen years ago) link

There's gotta be a reason you chose "extreme" as your worthless signifier though, why that's your synonym for "worth talking about."

Zwan (miccio), Tuesday, 13 June 2006 14:04 (seventeen years ago) link

i think i'll get the second ashlee. i don't think i'll mind her earnest guitars: i've established to myself that i like her person(a), which is the only way to get past my sonic prejudices really.

it's annoying that the import-to-uk stage of this music isn't happening for any of these girls: i think they're entirely wrong for where the uk market is at right now (a good thing, probably) but i also get the impression that - like many hip-hop acts - none of them are particularly interested. global popstardom does not seem to be on any of their agendas like it was for madonna, the model followed by britney, xtina and beyoncé.

talking of whom - have you heard the new kelly rowland single 'gotsta go'? it's the first song by her where she sounds like a viable solo artist - slow-burning crunk'n'b along the lines of ciara's 'oh', with some fine vocal hollering over the top.

The Lex (The Lex), Tuesday, 13 June 2006 14:05 (seventeen years ago) link

when frank brought up the concept of "extreme pop" on poptimists, i interpreted it as "song to which your initial kneejerk reaction is WTFWTFWTFWTF (S)HE IS ENTIRELY INSANE". xtina's 'make over' for instance. a lot of eurovision stuff.

The Lex (The Lex), Tuesday, 13 June 2006 14:07 (seventeen years ago) link

In their time, "Get Off Of My Cloud" and "Papa's Got a Brand New Bag" were extremes that nonetheless created and defined their respective genres/subgenres; "Cloud" for hard rock and "Bag" for funk. (So something can be hard rock for having something in common with the Stones even if it also has a lot of stuff not in common with the Stones.) But I can't think of an equivalent for pop, which is a way broad term. You could be pop in the Seventies while having zilch to do with ABBA (e.g., Linda Ronstadt, Sammy Davis Jr., the Starland Vocal Band, Thelma Houston).

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Tuesday, 13 June 2006 14:09 (seventeen years ago) link

Lex, on Autobiography Ashlee is creating her persona(e) and on I Am Me she's fucking with it or ignoring it.

(Btw, I wouldn't call Ashlee extreme, except maybe extremely thoughtful and extremely good, but the thoughtfulness isn't portrayed as such [and maybe it's John's and Kara's thoughtfulness, but I still can't find such thoughtfulness anywhere else in their résumés].)

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Tuesday, 13 June 2006 14:24 (seventeen years ago) link

>when frank brought up the concept of "extreme pop" on poptimists, i interpreted it as "song to which your initial kneejerk reaction is WTFWTFWTFWTF (S)HE IS ENTIRELY INSANE". <

I don't have a copy of my second book handy, but I think I call Haysi Fantayzee's "Shiny Shiny" an example of "pure unadulterated what-the-hell-were-they-thinking pop" (or something like that) somewhere in there. And yeah, if that's what "extreme" means, I can buy accepting it as a genre. Even the way Frank is describing it, it's certainly no *less* meaningful (and probably a bit more useful) than a genre called "extreme metal." I'm not sure why Anthony thinks anybody is suggesting "extreme pop" means "pop I actually like" or "pop that's worth talking about"; neither Frank nor anybody else here has suggested that all the pop they like or all the pop they feel is worth talking about qualifies as "extreme." (In fact, by Frank's definition, there's no reason one would have to LIKE a particular piece of extreme pop in order to acknowledge or take note of its extremities. And there are definitely some people {or at least some strawmen, ha beat you to it} out there who think some pop songs, say, are *too catchy,* and since they equate catchiness with cheesiness, they'd prefer their pop to be catchy in a much less extreme way. {Actually, I'd put plenty of powerpop fans in that category, but what do I know?}) All that said, I'm not sure I totally disagree with Anthony, either; I'm not sure that "extreme pop" IS a very useful category (at least not the way Frank defines it) (at least not as useful as what-the-hell-were-they-thinking pop), which is one reason out of many that I haven't joined in the discussion til now and may not join much after now. And I also absolutely agree with Anthony that there's way too much falling-for-shemo on this thread. But nobody has called said shemo extreme, as far as I can tell. So Anthony would appear to be somewhat mixed up.

xhuxk (xheddy), Tuesday, 13 June 2006 15:22 (seventeen years ago) link

And yes, Anthony, there is PLENTY of music I (for one) like that's not extreme anything. (Probably less music I LOVE, though. But even then I might not be able to PINPOINT what's extreme about it. And since I can pinpoint extremeness in plenty of music I hate as well -- in fact, in lots of cases, extremeness might be what I hate about it -- it's kind of silly to pretend "extreme" and "love" are equal.)

xhuxk (xheddy), Tuesday, 13 June 2006 15:30 (seventeen years ago) link

Well, the loud, pushy and sometimes atonal (but also quite earnest)(and somehow self-assured, yet anxious) way Sonny And Cher's voices jangles against/within the jingley tunes and sentiments was pretty striking, especially as they went galumping through 'orrible shite of Good Times (the movie I was writhing through xpost)Probably meant it to be MOR, and of course they did have their hits, so not too extremo in the freakydeaky damn hippie sense,but it's still pretty out there, at least in this context (and pretty sure the soundtrack have the same effect).

don (dow), Tuesday, 13 June 2006 15:32 (seventeen years ago) link

Even the way Frank is describing it, it's certainly no *less* meaningful (and probably a bit more useful) than a genre called "extreme metal."

Like I would defend the phrase "extreme metal."

The way I "conceive" of extreme pop, it's anything that you feel like calling "extreme" and "pop" and that has something in it that you're willing to claim is extreme (so of course extreme pop can be extremely wimpy or extremely MOR).

This version of "extreme" is worthless as a genre because its qualitative in relation to personal context rather than a specific sonic, subcultural or lyrical aspect. ANYTHING can be considered "extremely" something - I dare you to find a song that isn't "extremely" something. Name one.

Zwan (miccio), Tuesday, 13 June 2006 16:08 (seventeen years ago) link

The appeal of the phrase "extreme pop" is the contrast between both words, just like "power pop." It's a self-flattering term that sounds more hot-shit than just "pop" or "pop-rock."

Zwan (miccio), Tuesday, 13 June 2006 16:14 (seventeen years ago) link

Not that there's anything wrong with being "self-flattering" if there's a reason for it - if it communicates something. There's a reason, for example, to refer to the Rapsberries as "power pop" rather than just "pop" or "pop-rock."

Tim Ellison (Tim Ellison), Tuesday, 13 June 2006 16:22 (seventeen years ago) link

"qualitative in relation to personal context" isn't nec "worthless," it can be the sign/button/conceit that denotes and connotes a turning point, or jumping off point, into a place where you're sorting out your own reactions (know thyself), and as xgau once said, that's the basis of criticism, which Pete Scholtes calls "cultural journalism." A tag is just a useful gimmick (like in pop music), useful for some, a stumbling block for others. "Power-pop" is just another term, fishy if you really look at how Meaningful it's supposed to be (all this stuff is basically retail-handy usage anyway, as we in retail are glad to see)

Rudy Wontfail (dow), Tuesday, 13 June 2006 16:25 (seventeen years ago) link

"power pop" now means "guys too wimpy to just be called rock, so they decide to compete with 'pop' for the title of POWER" because people used the term long enough. I think the music you guys call "extreme pop" deserve a term that doesn't wear its hang-ups on its sleeve the way "power"-anything does.

Zwan (miccio), Tuesday, 13 June 2006 16:28 (seventeen years ago) link

and power pop started with the fans, right? Later some of those second-third-generation retro dorks openly took the term "power pop," but those first bands kinda wanted to be pop or rock, right? Cheap Trick was a rock band, you know?

Zwan (miccio), Tuesday, 13 June 2006 16:29 (seventeen years ago) link

and we're SO not at the point where "extreme pop" is handy in retail usage, so let's not repeat the mistakes of our record collector forefathers. Brainstorm!

Zwan (miccio), Tuesday, 13 June 2006 16:31 (seventeen years ago) link

> I dare you to find a song that isn't "extremely" something. Name one.<

Bryan Adams, "One Night Love Affair" (#13 on pop chart, 1985)

(The thing about extremeness is that the burden of proof is always going to be on the person claiming it exists, too! So I don't even have to explain *why* it's not extreme. It just isn't, that's all. I guarantee that whatever adjective you want to apply to the song above, there are thousands of songs that have that adjective more.)

xhuxk (xheddy), Tuesday, 13 June 2006 16:54 (seventeen years ago) link

(And even if there's not, there are also thousands of songs that have that adjective LESS. So if "One Night Love Affair" is not the correct answer, one of those thousands of songs undoubtedly is.)

xhuxk (xheddy), Tuesday, 13 June 2006 16:56 (seventeen years ago) link

When Zolar X (in their current reunion form on their myspace page) refer to themselves as "power pop," I don't view it as being a hang-up.

Tim Ellison (Tim Ellison), Tuesday, 13 June 2006 17:01 (seventeen years ago) link

Oh, I know fellow musicpimps who have crates marked Extreme Metal, and these are frequently re-stocked, so h'mm, maybe I'll start an Extreme Pop section (seriously, and it won't have any Bryan Adams, or Phil Collins, though they can be extremely blah)

don (dow), Tuesday, 13 June 2006 17:02 (seventeen years ago) link

They're not THAT blah, Don! LOTS of acts out-blah Bryan and Phil!

It's pretty interesting which acts call themselves "powerpop" on cdbaby. Plenty of them sound nothing like the Raspberries or Matthew Sweet or anybody "experts" would define as powerpop -- they probably have no idea how the word has been used before; they just like how it *sounds.* And actually, as dorky as it's become, it sounds good! (Now I'll start watching out for this, and linking to their pages.)

xhuxk (xheddy), Tuesday, 13 June 2006 17:06 (seventeen years ago) link

actually...

http://cdbaby.com/style/136/all

xhuxk (xheddy), Tuesday, 13 June 2006 17:09 (seventeen years ago) link

and just for the heck of it, other kinds of pop:

http://cdbaby.com/style/pop

xhuxk (xheddy), Tuesday, 13 June 2006 17:24 (seventeen years ago) link

Bryan Adams, "One Night Love Affair" (#13 on pop chart, 1985)

Extremely #13. The most #13 song on that pop chart.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Tuesday, 13 June 2006 19:13 (seventeen years ago) link

Also it is the most "One Night Love Affair"-by-Bryan-Adams-like song ever recorded, in the history of the human race (future included.)

xhuxk (xheddy), Tuesday, 13 June 2006 19:18 (seventeen years ago) link

Oh, I don't know. Someday someone might record a song that's like "One Night Love Affair"-by-Bryan-Adams but even more so. (or at least someone will claim that someone has achieved this state of more-"One Night Love Affair"-by-Bryan-Adams-than-"One Night Love Affair"-by-Bryan-Adams-is-ishness, even if it's not true. It's the claim that matters.)

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Tuesday, 13 June 2006 19:45 (seventeen years ago) link

For what it's worth, "extreme pop" would be very poor as a genre title, would almost guarantee that within a few months nothing within the genre would qualify as actually being extreme, since the shared sonic elements that signified "extreme" would be too shared to be extreme any longer, you know?

(If you look at my original list of "extreme pop," you'd be hard put to come up with a genre that encompassed the performers/songs mentioned.)

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Tuesday, 13 June 2006 20:30 (seventeen years ago) link

metal mike teenpop update # 1 (june 1)
< for the cso for the Corona show in August , who/what openers/bands do you want on it? >

beatles with pete best would be ok
skynyrd only if Collins and Rossington AND Ed King, ie the full 3-guitar lineup
otherwise just the usual requests --
buddy holly, rhino 39, led zeppelin's a good opening act on a more metal-slanted bill
and i always liked early Billy Squier (with AARONSON on bass, who invented rock bass guitar "hammering" in the late 70's).
blue oyster cult's always good, albert or no albert
rush with the original (pre-Peart) drummer is cool
Grand Funk Railroad in any configuration as long as Mel's on bass

or do you mean
current acts?

we should co-bill with skye sweetnam to pull more grade schoolers in
http://www.myspace.com/skyesweetnamproject
http://www.myspace.com/skyesweetnam
like Dookie when it was released, her next Capitol album (in august) will either sell a bazillion or zero. she did really well in Japan on the debut, which is why Capitol's hanging in there another go round.

skye and i are occasional correspondents (like once/twice a year i mean), so yes she has many goofy girls tops of her choice w/ "angry samoans"...hello kitty, sailor moon, more hello kitty, a weird barbie dress

she had Tim Armstrong co-write one of the new lps tunes (with her) so she's all the expert on "punk rock" now...

< wrecking crew / anarchy library >
AL counts as a venue? can we play in my backyard, i can put up a 3 x 6 foot stage next month?
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metal mike teenpop update # 2 (june 3)

Subject: QUICK JOEY SMALL ? as samoans encore song Mike could sing

and would be the FIRST song in our whole set with a "rock beat" i can move my butt to (and also sing well). it has a 70's punk rock connection --

Slaughter & the Dogs did a 45 of it in 1978 , in fact but i don't remember their arrangement. did they play it in the same key? (below, G on the original)

our set proper (through the 45 minute mark and my old man's a fatso) is completely nil on the "Elvis hip grinding" quota so we need to be more respectful of the single moms in our audience and what they expect out of a male, testostorone driven performance.

i could put my "special Britney shirt" back on for the song too

i mean, strip down from the basketball jersey again ha ha.

the song would come (as encore) right after MyOldMan'sAFatso, and before any guest singers / gong show / talent match.

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metal mike teenpop update # 4 (june 4)

ahhh jonathan hall told me (over the phone) that the Slaughter & The Dogs single (1978 UK Decca) was "exactly like the 60's hit," but that they made the guitars sound kind of like the Sweet

so at the 70 second mark I tore the song apart -- besides giving it a "stop / eddie cochran/sweet talking line (in soto voice by the bass player) at the end of EVERY VERSE (and each one with a different way back into the next part --ie , 2nd verse, 1st chorus, and final chorus) --

and dropped the 3rd verse
and dropped the 2nd bridge cause our "stage version" has other things it has to accomplish (like get the dance contest winner or Gong Show "guest singer" winner up on stage like any good "end of show" number) in its long version (otherwise IDENTICAL to the official rearranged, now only 2 minute 5 second version (tempo identical and unchanged), just by extending the "spoken middle part" which in a recorded MP3 versoin would just have a "fake voice" be the dance contest winner and briefly demand their rightful Hello Kitty Pink Steering Wheel Cover) (truth! i have ten for the next ten "big gigs"!)

so norb your the musicale expert here --
with all those dylan songs and all

what you think?
it scans pretty good, you think?

AND CHECK OUT how i tightened up the lyrics, just by dint of how i personally would sing them (automatically tiliting to maximum punchiness, lyrical meaning be damned).

once i was done, i felt so inspired i got out my best Buddah 45s --

Indian Giver
Chewy Chewy
Yummy Yummy Yummy
Goody Goody Gumdrops
Sweeter Than Sugar

and i'm like "holy crap Batman, insufficient record collection" because both Down At Lulu's and Quick Joey Small were missing! (Shake was not in the "buddah 45s section" but somewhere else with the "shadows of knight rock classics" and therefore ineligible by virtue of standard cinema "auteur theory."

but then i realized = this is where the Ramones began! not being able to play Indian Giver for crap, so they had to create their own mutant bubblegum music

lyrics for comparison furnished (ours vs the much wordier, clumsier original) -- we smoked it, man.

call up the Jan 1974 time machine and let's give the next Chinn/Chap MUD chart single a run for its money! ("Tiger Feet"'s coming on the 19th).


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metal mike teenpop update #4 (june 13)

Subject: britney's blues influences

yep i'm still sayin' that her older brother must have had ONE Otis Redding album/cd...History Of Otis Redding or something...when brit-brat was growing up. and she thinks of that as "the blues." to a 9 year old it probably would be. and the first line of Baby One More Time...ie, of Mrs Mom's whole career at radio...was a dead on Otis phrasing, it just nailed it. whether on the famous Stockholm/Cheiron demo (that TLC passed on) or not.

and good lord, after K-Fed the girl's got the blues for real, livin' with K-Fraud in legal union is about as real-life exerience as a white person can get.


Charles Joseph Tarcisius Eddy (xheddy), Wednesday, 14 June 2006 00:09 (seventeen years ago) link

Well, like some of us geezers were saying on Rolling Country, older black people often did and do use "blues" at least that broadly, so I'd have to ask (even some younger) blues-requesting customers, "Are you looking for the Smokey Robinson-type blues or the B.B. King type blues?(the former's over by the Al Green and Mary J., the latter's by the Lighting Hopkins and Stevie Ray: two diffent sections, but, so far, they're closer together than they are to Britney)(What I've heard of Gnarls Barkley is extremely dull)

don (dow), Wednesday, 14 June 2006 00:38 (seventeen years ago) link

2 final requests: 1) Metal Mike, please play some Sonny Bono before I die; 2)Let's us adopt the term "extremo"--do it for don and ZWAN!

don (dow), Wednesday, 14 June 2006 03:49 (seventeen years ago) link

more metal mike (but no sonny bono) (you're probably really supposed to read this backwards, from the bottom up, since it was a reply to some guy who doesn't trust mike's teenpop tastes, but what the heck):

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to us old reactionary fucks = MP3s are not music

actual discs or plastic or whatever, on loud 100 db amps/speakers = that is music!
the walls have to shake if it's your favorite song/band dude!

and that is just how we hear it.
LAMF or Lesley Gore's Golden Hits, all the same theory.

no, these ILM thread people are even more passionate/zealot about modern pop/rock music than anyone ever even was about 60's pop! truth. and the fanbase do indded dicate the eventual critical outcome...esp when a good handful (or more) of these "think tank" types (on ILM) are well known writers in the first place.

Max Martin = the eventual music bio will have him as the posited No. 1 of all era, all decades, all everything. swedish pop = has ruled the pop world ever since Waterloo by ABBA won at the dreaded Eurovision contest. and Roxette, then the teenpop Stockholm domination -- it's an unbroken chain. 30 years of amazing pop/rock out of Sweden, with major names like those three (ABBA, Roxette whose huge catalog is almost an equal to ABBA, and then the Max/Cheiron/etc (10 names in all at cherion, the past decades MOTOWN, truth) as important as any in the history of pop music1
remember that ABBA were almost entirely disrepsected or, at best, plain ignored by all but a very few writers (greg shaw one of them, a huge fan from day one) at the time! in the UK trade mags of the 70's (NME and MM, Sounds) they were regarded as Satan. truth.

and so will the critical "revision" on the Stockholm-dominated 1997-2001 teenpop era go likewise. (it's already well down the road, far past midpoint).

mandatory reading = Bubblegum Music Is The Naked Truth! (although the book has some large gaps). Peter Bagge's chapter on teenpop 1996-current is just hysterical, i meanit's really funny. and yes Tim, i have danced (practiced moves, i should say) to A-Rod Carterns' "Not Too Young, Not Too Old" on top of a parked car right in front of Gilman at a huge dopey GravyTrain! gig where 500 kids were there and 100's were outside between every band, with my pop-loving buddy drummer Clay of portland's Clorox Girls in full support of my er, artistic statement. why...we were run out of the Gilman front room (combination staff room and band room) for playing modern pop (Finnish no less) on my boombox at a reasonable volume while he dug through the free samoans t-shirts to choose from. musically-politically INCORRECT! and you do not get more cutting edge that than, although annoying the PC-dope types at Gilman is admittedly not hard to do. truth = we were playing Noise From The Basement off and on on my same boombox all night (at the Clorox Girls merch table inparticular), and at least 5 people asked, "what IS that?" ie they wanted to own a copy of their own.
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, you obviously weren't the bug on the wall in a downtown Little Rock Woolworth's when i was looking through the 45s, summer 1968, age 16 and their house radio system piped out Yummy Yummy Yummy by the Ohio Express as a brand new chart tune. that was my personal ground zero for being a bubblegum music zealot/fan. ( months later, in the 12th grade carpool, when i was the front rider, i cranked the AM radio as far as the law allowed for all time greats "Indian Giver" and "Goody Goody Gumdrops"). funny thing you know -- those were all by the SAME studio band that did the later 1968-69 Tommy James/Shondells 45s! yep, the "Mony Mony" throbbing rhythm section/organ sound. (kenny laguna on organ of course).

my 1964-65 buyer's background on girlpop, when i was age 12 and then 13, was the obvious names -- Lesley Gore and the Shangri-Las who were both in the middle of major runs of classic girl group hit 45s. i fuckin LOVED lesley gore's voice the first minute i ever heard her. first 45 i ever wanted to buy? (but didn't, no purchases until months later) "Wishin' And Hopin'" by Dusty Springfield the minute i heard it in a downtown department store, walking by the large record department/room.

ahhh and, shortly before Ken Barnes and/or Chris Peake, i was the first person in all of record-collector america to put togther a near-complete run of all girl group lps (issued early 60's with a few into the mid 60's), all from thrift stores or record store used bins (and the earlier swap meets during 1973-74)...this would be during 1970 through summer 1975 before i moved back to arkansas. i eventually (before the move) just booted all the ones that were crappy, over 100 albums i believe (it wasn't an album genre) and traded them in to dealer/collector Chris Peake's space/workroom in hollywood. funny thing, a year or two later Exene did work for him, filing or something.

soo i have inarguable credentials anytime anything in a female voice comes on the radio or MTV. i liked it all, the minute i first heard it. (this would include lots of 80's Eurodance, Europop -- which evolve out of early 80's Italo-Disco much of which is very cool, ie -- and even american dance-pop like Stacey Q). actually this just makes me a match for the late Greg Shaw. but due to his diversions like piling up hoards of "blues 45s," i was way way ahead at the point of the early 70's (before he became really well known, or rather before he became the PRM co-editor in early 1973) when it came to collecting girl group 45s and lps. ahh mainly just half because they (like everything else) were dirt cheap when you could find them, very undervalued musically.

you should pull a full credit list of all of Max Martni's productions/songs 1997-2006, cause he easily far outstrips Phil Spector as a writer obviously, and at this ponit as a producer ditto (in sheer volume and radio plays it's not even close). not that Spector probably isn't Top 5 or for sure Top 10 for his 1961-1963 work. (the overproductions during 1964 for ALL his acts leave me stone cold..and good god, tunes written by Vinnie Poncia etc, what the fuck, that's Phil for you...he wasprobably getting a better publishing/writing cut on the 2nd rate Poncia-Anders songs) but Max has 10 years in the chute now as the post-ABBA international svengali domo of Swedish export-pop. ah and Dr Luke, his co-god of writing/production. you knew of course that Max/Luke played every single instrument themselves (except for a LIVE real drummer) on kelly clarkson's monstrous hits Since U Been Gone and Behind These Hazel Eyes (two of the 5 most played/popular hit tunes of all 2005).

dude, i had five years of 45s/lps in my young collection when the Stooges racked their first record....i've got maybe 3,000 albums (vinyl i mean) and in the long run, every record is "just another record i like" until i put it on and it jumps out and claims some esthetic space. and for ten years now -- no one even CLOSE to max martin...the man is a god of writing/engineering/production, and for toppers he and Dr Luke are a one-man band in the studio.

if you don't own the Kelly album you haven't even vaguely heard her hits! the max/luke productions just BLOW WALLS OVER. they are almost unprecedented in their guitar/pop ooomph power. i mean seriously banging, on any good loud stereo.
us pop-oriented people you know, consider 99.999% of all guitar-rock of the last 20 to 25 years to be just unlistenable..from metal to punk to mope rock...don't even get me going on "indie rock" or "college rock," (both of which i hated and hate to the point of breaking all 3,000,000,000 pointless recordings/albums over my kneecap, starting oh uh, with the first R.E.M. 45, o rwould that be the first Bangs 45?), i'm just talking about major label guitar rock.

ah the current one at his Cure For Bedbugs site is interesting..."EXTREME POP" as a musical genre. and yes, halfway down that's bolton canada's Skye in a sailor moon/samoans reject (we couldn't give away Sailor Moon girls t's in california, so bratbrain wound up with several of them). she did some writing (for the 2nd Capitol album) w/Tim of (eh) Rancid this year, but she'll eventually figure out to route her writing-team work in that genre to Joe King or Metal Mike soon enough. in case you haven't been paying attention since 2002's surprise Top 40 hit "Billy S" (on canadian capitol, from the How To Deal mandy moore movie that tanked in about 5 days, or 5 minutes), skye is this decade's lou reed. where else but a young girl in a outer-outer-Toronto exurb (so far out they didn't have cable tv or the internet until the very late 90's)?
"EXTREME POP" column in Cure For Bedbugs --
http://66.102.7.104/search?q=cache:eabQrTwL74QJ:www.cureforbedbugs.blogspot.com/+%22buzzsaw+haircut%22+%2B+%22dave+moore%22+%2B+%22radio+disney%22+%2B+%22metal+mike%22&hl=en&gl=us&ct=clnk&cd=1

my next favorite pop singer/star -- MYLIE CYRUS. her voice sounds great so far, every song i've heard. since i neither under 14 or over 6,the TV show makes me want to kill myself very very quickly, after throwing the set out the front window at passing cars. ..


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the monkees were one of the 60's great recordings acts, which is to say that Micky D absolutely is one of the 5 greatest ROCK SINGERS of that decade. you would have to fight both Rev Norb and me on this , so don't even try. mandatory thrift store album: HEADQUARTERS in MONO. very cool album! anyway, their catalog tapers off pretty quick (after the best say 20 tracks) but their 10 best cuts = anyone's 10 best cuts of the 60's. beatles, kinks, beach boys....anybody. there absolutley is not a better rock/pop song written than "Look Out (Here Comes Tomorrow)" -- we're talking classic NEIL fuckin DIAMOND! (the 20 or so Bang tracks mostly rule the entire universe; produced by Ellie Greenwich ya know...jeff's name on there is just a divorce-settlement phantom). and yes, You Got To Me is one of the Top 20 45 rpm rock hits of all time, all decades all universes.
ahh you shojld just trade in some of those 1st Fear 45 and Sex Pistols A&M 45s you've been hoarding, for a good loud stereo system (mid-fi works fine as long as the amp and cartridge have name-brand power...i personallhy love 70's/earlyu 80's silver face intergrated solid state power amps, they last for fucking EVER) -- buy the Kelly cd, and play it full blast for about i dunno, 7 to 10 days straight. then and only then will you see things a little differently.

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you really are underestimating the huge impact Hanna Montana is gonig to have on the music world though. her songs just sound AWESOME on the radio so far, the ones i've heard. (nothing let go to retail yet). huge hillbilly accent, singing good rock/pop music. like Kim Wilde (and Marty Wilde), probably all written by her dad -- Mylie Cyrus's dad that is (in real life, not the lame HM cable show) -- yep, Billy Ray. goddamn, yall.

xhuxk (xheddy), Thursday, 15 June 2006 15:51 (seventeen years ago) link

Hi Cheddy!! I just came here to post that I didn't think James Blunt could write a more insufferable song than "You're Beautiful," but whatever his new single is tops it on the stab-a-fork-in-ear-o-meter. We get it -- you can wail in a really high British voice. Now put a cork in it. The new Keane single is pretty rockin', though, which is nice to hear. Those guys took a liking to the volume knob this time around. The Angels & Airwaves song reminds me of the Cure which makes sense because Tom DeLonge is totally a depresso goth mall kid at heart.

Je4nn3 ƒur¥ (Je4nne Fury), Thursday, 15 June 2006 20:07 (seventeen years ago) link

Angels & Airwaves reminds me of Asia!

Zwan (miccio), Thursday, 15 June 2006 20:12 (seventeen years ago) link

(Can't stand that Angels & Airwaves video, but maybe he's better otherwise, as was even KT Tunstall, on Late Night With Conan)Mike's way ahead of me on most all of this, but Leslie Gore's my own childhood hearthrob as well (ditto solid state stereos/stereoes?) Hope he saw my link to the Sandie Shaw website and RRiegel's astute surmise on why she never made it Stateside. Probably way ahead on that too.

don (dow), Thursday, 15 June 2006 20:18 (seventeen years ago) link

Best current teenpop butcher-knife song that I can think of offhand:

"Pieces Of Me With a Butcher Knife"

Best all-time teenpop butcher-knife song (if you're willing to count the Supremes as teenpop) might be:

"You Can't Hurry Love With a Butcher Knife"

(though there are hundreds of good possibilities here: "The Best Part of Breaking Up Is When You're Making Up With a Butcher Knife").

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Friday, 16 June 2006 12:15 (seventeen years ago) link

Found this strange Youtube video that runs all these clips of pretty perky Emma Watson (who plays Hermione Granger in the Harry Potter films) while on the soundtrack Flyleaf's Lacey Mosley and then Ashlee Simpson are singing and screaming their self-loathing/self-assertion. Don't much know anything about the Watson teen (quick Web search reveals her drinking a Corona at her sixteenth birthday party, woohoo), but I'm here for the songs. I've already told you about Lacey alternately death retching and pop wailing from line to line, quite extraordinary; "I'm So Sick" was the song that broke Flyleaf onto the "active rock" and "alternative" charts. "Sorry," the Ashlee song, is new to me, though I'm guessing from the sound it was an Autobiography reject. It's in Courtney/Kelly territory and could work equally well aimed at either a boyfriend or a dad ("I threw away my phone/I thought that you should know/I'd throw away my home/If I had somewhere to go"); it kind of pales next to "I'm So Sick" (and in comparison to "Shadow"), but it's powerful enough and she pulls off this great talking bit in the break: "Now you know what if feels like to bite your tongue/Now you know what it feels like to be the one/Who walks around with knots in his stomach/I've been there, I've done it/And now you know what it feels like to always be afraid/Of everything you wanted to say/Who's sorry now, who's sorry now, WHO'S SORRY NOW?/All my life I've been sorry for something..."

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Friday, 16 June 2006 12:47 (seventeen years ago) link

Mother of God, could this be the end of Ashlee? No, 'cause "Invisible" isn't that bad, in fact the tune is growing on me, and she sings it real well. But it's a disappointment nonetheless. It's a pretty good melody but she's done another 25 or so that are at least as good and usually way better; and the lyrics are just ordinary; "do you know who I am?" is a vein you can mine forever, but it's time to put phrases like "they don't know me" to sleep, esp. when you're well into a career where you've made it your JOB as lyricist to communicate who you are. "You're the one who looks right through me/Now you're saying that you knew me/When I was invisible." And?... Although there's nothing wrong with that plot, you've got to hang an interesting story on it. And "Like a grain on the beach/Like a star in the sky/Far too many to count with the naked eye." The only thing interesting about that metaphor is that she bungles it (like, it's too many to count with the naked eye, but would not be too many to count with a telescope?). This isn't the first metaphor she's tripped over, but in the past the tripping was in service of a real idea, and was endearing. But this one is just negligence.

(That said, I've been exploring her on youtube - for a few days I'm staying in a house with broadband - and found her incorporating strong versions of "Sweet Dreams" and some old swing-era number into her current live show, and a slowed-down almost menacing version of "La La." So if all goes well "Invisible" won't be any dominating tendency. Does anyone know the writing/producing credits on that song?)

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Friday, 16 June 2006 13:54 (seventeen years ago) link

Ashlee wrote it and it's produced by Ron Fair.

could work equally well aimed at either a boyfriend or a dad

Other examples? Stephen Thomas Erlewine claims this is true of "I Want You to Want Me" on RAW, and I'm hearing it in "Black Hole" and a little in "I Live for the Day." (The latter doesn't need the butcher knife, which would be kind of redundant -- we know she's living for that day with a butcher knife; it's kind of in the song already.) "Oops! ...I Did It Again with a Butcher Knife"

nameom (nameom), Friday, 16 June 2006 15:16 (seventeen years ago) link

HURRAH! Apparently Ashlee didn't write "Invisible." It's a cover of a song by veteran nonfamous band Jaded Era, which is streamed on their MySpace page.

From Jade Era's MySpace blog:

, Ashlee Simpson is Covering Our Song
Current mood: hopeful

Hey guys Jeff & Kira here. Ya, what you heard is true. Ashlee Simpson is re-releasing her "I AM ME" album, with our song "Invisible" as the next big single! It's actually pretty exciting to see something your band has been performing for years be put into full motion like that. This may or may not cause some controversy, especially with our long-term die hard fans, but rest assured this was a decision we all made to help Jaded Era get out there as much as possible, so others can love us as much as you! ;) Don't worry, we'll still be performing and selling our Invisible album and all that good stuff.

"Invisible" is a song that will always be near and dear to our hearts. It was recorded at such a crucial turning point for Jaded Era and is the cornerstone for this band and where we come from. There was always something special about it ever since Jeff tracked that little riff on a cassette when he was 17 and Kira wrote the lyrics on the palms of her hands during a lonely day away at college. The bridge that "Invisible" created between JE and all our fans on a local / regional level was so inspirational. Like Kira always said, everyone has felt completely invisible once in their lifetime, and sometimes it's just you against the world. We have been rocking and rolling with that attitude for almost 10 years now, and if it's one thing weve learned in this business being an independent artist is to take anything you can get. It wasn't an easy decision at first, but we feel it was the best thing to do at this time, especially because JE's sound has branched off into a whole new direction these past few years since we released Invisible in 2003, and there is so much more you haven't heard yet!

We are really flattered by how much faith everyone has in this song, including the honchos at Interscope / Geffen, JE fans and Ashlee fans. We really hope it does well and we appreciate Ashlee putting it out there. So keep your eyes and ears peeled this summer. You may be seeing it on MTV and hearing about it soon. Whether or not it sells like hotcakes doesnt really matter to us. The life you put into one of your own songs is getting a chance, and that is an amazing feeling.

In the meantime, we'll be doing some more shows in Ohio and in studio soon doing a demo for Geffen. Well keep you posted about the progress in the studio as soon as we sort things out!

See you at the big DVD/CD release show June 29th in Akron!

Rocknroll,
Jeff & Kira

So now it's a reasonably catchy song with hit potential and dull words that she didn't write!

Frank's mood = hopeful.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Saturday, 17 June 2006 03:36 (seventeen years ago) link

Hm...CBS (and I) need fact checkers.

nameom (nameom), Saturday, 17 June 2006 16:26 (seventeen years ago) link

"wouldn't be too many to count with a telescope?" Picky picky, und maybe she does not haff telescope? Maybe she vants YOURS? Or somebody's? Perhaps that is part of das point?

Sigmund (dow), Saturday, 17 June 2006 18:24 (seventeen years ago) link

With a telescope there'd be even more to count!

But now I discover myself whistling the song totally against my conscious will. Fair and/or Simpson must've noticed this insinuatingness when they decided to cover it.

I prefer the other songs Jaded Era streams to "Invisible." At least, I prefer them as Jaded Era songs, their loud rock working better with Kira's over-emphatic rock babe voice. (All four Jaded Era myspace tracks, incl. "Invisible," are downloadable.) Ashlee's a much smarter singer. Wish she'd chosen a better song, but then this one could hit and revive her alb (so far has sold less than half as well as Autobiography), and the video - while not a new idea (she's boxing, girl power) - is more striking (and jabbing and punching) (sorry, my jokes are bad today) than her recent we-are-driving-fast-and-dancing-around-and-it-bothers-the-cops-and-we're-so-transgressive shoots.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Sunday, 18 June 2006 14:12 (seventeen years ago) link

set to show only 50 most recent posts, so sorry if this is old hat, but: Brandi or Brandy Carlisle, on Late Night With Conan recently, was quite good. Any thoughts/info?

Sigmund (dow), Sunday, 18 June 2006 16:19 (seventeen years ago) link

Bad news from Fefe Dobson's Myspace...

As some of you know, or as some of you have heard - I am no longer with Island/defjam. I am starting a new journey into the very music industry that I have grown up so quickly in. I have been with Island for four years and it is now time for me to spread my wings and continue the search to utter and complete satisfaction. There will always be a place in my heart for that record company.
Because of all these changes Sunday Love is on hold, once again. I know that seems like such a bummer for many of you, but please look at it this way - when I DO get this album to all of you, it will be so right - so perfect. I always believe everything happens for a reason, and that change is a very good thing. If things always just stayed the same, then life woulld be so predictably boring.
This is such a wonderful thing for me to work with new people and get fresh ideas.
I will keep everyone in the loop with everything, and I will let you know when Sunday Love has a new release date.

A million kisses to you all,

fefe dobson.

nameom (nameom), Monday, 19 June 2006 15:06 (seventeen years ago) link

New Stacie Orrico single! I (l) her insistence on making every track sound like R&B from five years previous. Her last album sounded like some 99 ish, this is strictly pseudo-soul summer of 01. Brilliant.

Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Monday, 19 June 2006 15:09 (seventeen years ago) link

But Fefe loses 50 points for saying "spread my wings."

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Tuesday, 20 June 2006 22:21 (seventeen years ago) link

and not adding "come inside." I've been posting about Lio's ZE reissues on the Quick! What Are You Listening To Tonight!? (approx) thread. Would import it to here, but don't know how. (Other than copying it by hand, then to this.)

don (dow), Wednesday, 21 June 2006 04:07 (seventeen years ago) link

I pointed out over on the rolling U.S. charts thread that emo iw probably the teenpop-that-doesn't-call-itself-teenpop story of the year (not that I have a fucking clue when to call something emo or not, and I tend to dislike the bands I do call emo (but maybe that's because if I like them I don't call them emo)).

According to a MySpace poll (and such polls are definitive) I am equally goth and emo (or equally not goth or emo):

[GOTH]
[x] Red or black is one of your favorite colors.
[x] You have thought about death.
[ ] You wear chains.
[x] You like heavy metal.
[ ] You love/ like Hot Topic.
[ ] You have worn black lipstick.
[x] Your hair is dark.
[ ] You dislike preps.
[x] You're an atheist.
[ ] You have/want piercings in unusual places?
Total: 5

[SKATERBOARDER]
[ ] You can skateboard.
[ ] You wear plaid.
[ ] You love/like Converse
[x] You think you're different.
[ ] You hate MTV.
[ ] You have moshed
[ ] You have/have had/want blue, pink, red, purple, or green hair or hihglights
[x] You love skater girls/boys.
[ ] You dislike pink
[X] You hate rich kids sometimes
Total: 3

[EMO]
[x] You're depressed sometimes
[ ] You have black or red-rimmed glasses
[ ] You like Thursday
[ ] You comb your hair in front of your face.
[x] You cry easily
[ ] You like emo music
[ ] You hate being called emo
[x] You keep a journal/diary
[x] You have written a sad poem
[x] You have had a sad MySpace layout (well, it's merely a bad MySpace layout, but I'll count it)
Total: 5

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Thursday, 22 June 2006 19:03 (seventeen years ago) link

iw = is

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Thursday, 22 June 2006 19:03 (seventeen years ago) link

Serious question: how should Flyleaf be categorized; I mean other than by radio format ("active rock," "alternative," "Christian"): are they goth? emo? metal?

(The album is still hanging on in the top 100.)

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Thursday, 22 June 2006 19:14 (seventeen years ago) link

So after months of impatiently trying on and off with an advance of a CD that I believe still hasn't come out yet, I've finally decided on my official position on the Jonas Brothers, which is as follows: I still like "Time of Me to Fly" on the *Aquamarine* soundtrack, thanks to the Katrina and the Waves beat and the REO title, but beyond that one song, I can't remotely make myself care about them. Basically, they sound like Hanson, only not as good. And I was never much of a Hanson fan beyond their first single anyway (though I did give their debut album a positive Rolling Stone review at the time).

xhuxk (xheddy), Friday, 23 June 2006 11:59 (seventeen years ago) link

Y'all knew it was coming...the question, to be answered in a two-part summer cliffhanger, is WHO PRODUCED SKYE SWEETNAM?

Answers to all the questions in your bulbous heads!

Hey Bubble Bee's and Bumblegums!

You're all probably wondering y I was in Sweden... not only is it a wonderful place but there's wonderful music men who make magic songs that turn into magnificent mega hits! And I was seeking their services like Dorthy on her way to the Wizard. I captured the Wizard and brought him back to Kansas ( LA) where we're finishing a song as I type!... k ... jkjk... sing!...hjakj GUITAR!.. ghsja

It's hella hot in Cali, summer has arrived my friends! Can you feel it? Protect your skin, SPF!

I hate to say it but this means the records pushed back again! Thanks to my spastic amounts of creativity surging unexspectedly. Haha! Not like you guys haven't found out yet! You always know what's going on before I do! So yes, Oct. 3rd is where we stand right now... so hold on!

LOVE YOU!!! oxox

Skye Sweetass

nameom (nameom), Saturday, 24 June 2006 00:06 (seventeen years ago) link

Are we sure that Skye isn't Metal Mike?Literary cross-influences, anyway (and/or all genius is one)

don (dow), Saturday, 24 June 2006 03:59 (seventeen years ago) link

Is "hjakj" Swedish for "jk"?

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Saturday, 24 June 2006 22:01 (seventeen years ago) link

Today on Brie Larson's MySpace page:

i need a talent.

an odd talent.

like sticking a noodle up your nose and pulling it out your mouth.
or riding a unicycle.

today i must find that gift.

and im maknig you help me.

I was going to suggest setting her farts on fire, but that's too much a boy thing.

Q: Is setting your farts on fire goth or is it emo?

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Saturday, 24 June 2006 22:07 (seventeen years ago) link

On Jessica Simpson's new single "Public Affair" she's partying like it's 1982. Rather pleasing; she doesn't try to knock you out with her voice, just lets the sun and the breeze carry her along.

Also, you can be in her new video!

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Saturday, 24 June 2006 22:26 (seventeen years ago) link

I'm doing about as well with this year's SheDaisy album as xhuxk is with the Jonas Bros. Where are the hooks, where's the passion, where's the ambition, where's the wordplay? It's got powerful enough playing, the guitars ringing out, strong pop-country voices, but what's there to care about? How did this woman (Kristyn Osborn) ever create "Lucky 4 Me"? How did this guy (John Shanks) ever create "Comin' Clean" and "Undiscovered"? You can't tell from this record. (Maybe I'll write more about it on the country thread, if I can find something to say.)

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Saturday, 24 June 2006 22:43 (seventeen years ago) link

I enjoyed the subject line of this promotional email:

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Subject: Jessica Simpson's Pubic Affair
Date: Mon, 26 Jun 2006 10:29:52 -0400
From: ???@sonybmg.com Add to Address Book Add Mobile Alert

Call me for a listen of the new single…
For Immediate Release June 26, 2006
JESSICA SIMPSON’S NEW MUSIC IS ‘A PUBLIC AFFAIR’
First Single Blasts Off Everywhere On June 27th; New Album Set For
August 29th
New York, NY—Superstar JESSICA SIMPSON is gearing up to release her fifth solo album A Public Affair on August 29th, 2006. Simpson boasts songwriting credits on nine out of the twelve slated tracks, produced by the most sought-after producers in the business: Lester Mendez, Jimmy Jam & Terry Lewis, Cory Rooney, Scott Storch and Stargate.
The festivities surrounding the Affair kick off on Tuesday, June 27th with the explosion of her first single, a dance-pop summer smash entitled “A Public Affair.” Reminiscent of a fun roller-skating jam, co-written by Jessica and Johnta Austin (Mariah Carey, Mary J. Blige) and produced by Lester Mendez, the anthem is already tearing up the airwaves and the internet. This week, Chuck Taylor of Billboard proclaimed, “Jessica Simpson opens a new chapter in her life ready to set the charts ablaze. This record is perfect!”

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There was more, but what the heck...

xhuxk (xheddy), Monday, 26 June 2006 14:08 (seventeen years ago) link

Had heard a while back that Joe Simpson was talking to Luny Tunes, who produce a whole hunk of reggaeton. I'm disappointed they're not going to be on this, especially given the strange, insinuating clave rhythm that Jessica used on "These Boots Are Made for Walkin'." Lester Mendez has worked with Shakira a lot, but not generally on the stuff of hers I love most (though I do like "Ready for the Good Times," a good generic disco-pop track from Laundry Service, and "No," a cry of something-or-other from Oral Fixacion 1).

Curious to hear other people's opinions on "A Public Affair." Jessica's doing a restrained Madonna "Holiday" bit ("restrained Madonna 'Holiday'" might seem like a contradiction in terms, but this works: "Holiday"'s sweet haze, though without the emotional reach of Madonna's early years).

Are any of you going to try and be in Jessica's video?

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Tuesday, 27 June 2006 20:27 (seventeen years ago) link

Oh, and I could definitely use a second opinion on SHeDAISY's Fortuneteller's Melody. I've found a few things to interest me, such as a savvy turnaround in the meaning of the title phrase of "She Gets What I Deserve": "she" is her boyfriend's husband, first time you hear the phrase it means "she gets the man and the family I deserve," the last time it means "she gets the pain and suffering I deserve." (But that's a conventional enough country attitude; no surprise, really.) And "Kickin' In" does kick bright and hard whenever it comes on. But by the end of the track I'm still "so what" with it, as I am with the album.

The thing is, with any new Shanks product I have insanely high expectations, but unless he's working with one of the teenies I also get secret satisfaction from believing its mediocre, since I can then say, "See, without Ashlee and Lindsay and Hilary he can't do it. Their talents are crucial to the enterprise."

By the way, Sheryl Crow is a co-writer on a couple of the SHeDAISY tracks, again with a so-what result.

(Apologies if this is a double post; I've been getting poxy fuled all over.)

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Tuesday, 27 June 2006 21:03 (seventeen years ago) link

Wicked little double dose of dad hate discovered by Dave Bedbug: Jena Kraus's "Both Dads Are Dead Dogs," which Kraus lets you download from her MySpace page. She puts on a little girl voice and then double-tracks herself as another little girl, the two girls shadowing each other, going from little girl whimpers to sharp screams. Blazing fury made out of castoffs and scraps. Dad gets savaged and then stepdad gets his own verse and he gets it even worse.

(Not teenpop - among other things, Kraus would be too old for the category (don't know how old, but she sang backup on the second Blind Melon album) - but still the same basic family-drama confessional shoutback that you're getting from the teen angstpoppers.)

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Tuesday, 27 June 2006 22:25 (seventeen years ago) link

"And when you reverse dog what does it spell?/She's gonna get you, you're gonna rot in hell."

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Tuesday, 27 June 2006 22:29 (seventeen years ago) link

Wow I wasn't listening carefully enough, didn't catch any of it on a quick listen. (Usually if they friend me first, they count as honorary teenpop in my book.)

nameom (nameom), Tuesday, 27 June 2006 23:26 (seventeen years ago) link

Marit Larsen does "Don't Say You Love Me" solo over on Youtube.

nameom (nameom), Thursday, 29 June 2006 14:15 (seventeen years ago) link

Not that anyone has noticed, but my SHeDAISY posts are chock full of errors: "Lucky 4 Me" instead of "Lucky 4 You," "Comin' Clean" instead of "Come Clean," and - here's the topper - "she is her boyfriend's husband." Now that would have been interesting. But "she" is merely her boyfriend's wife.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Thursday, 29 June 2006 19:18 (seventeen years ago) link

vaguely country-leaning (i.e., her cdbaby page lists miranda lambert as one reference point, though hardly the only one) teenpop singer-songwriter music from an asian-american girl (album title: *american girl*) who apparently grew up in oklahoma and the phillipines and is now based in l.a. (i thought hawaii figured in there somewhere too, though i'm not sure how i got the idea -- oh wait, i guess it's the hawaii t-shirt she wears in the CD booklet); frankly, most of the CD isn't hitting me (her voice is smaller than i wish, for one thing), though i'd be curious to hear what the more shemo-tolerant (/vanessa carlton tolerant/michelle branch tolerant) of y'all think. closest thing to a great song seems to be "i'm in the way," about being drawn to bad boys (and it's got a really familiar pop melody i can't place); "2nd street" has the most r&b in it; "405" seems okay too:

http://cdbaby.com/cd/mylin

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=70795638

xhuxk (xheddy), Thursday, 29 June 2006 21:25 (seventeen years ago) link

Actually, her cdbaby page says "Sheryl Crow and The Wreckers meets Miranda Lambert and Keith Urban," which makes her at least 75 percent pop-country supposedly, but she only sounds maybe 20 percent pop-country if that. I don't think I hear much Miranda, Sheryl, or Keith in her sound. She sounds how I would IMAGINE the Wreckers (who I haven't heard) might, though. Her look is maybe a much softer Pink.

xhuxk (xheddy), Thursday, 29 June 2006 21:33 (seventeen years ago) link

I posted this over on Live Journal, so might as well post it here too: my Top Ten for first half of 2006, not too much thought given to either the order or whom to include/exclude. My guess is that numbers 1 and 2 fend off all comers for the rest of the year but that anyone else could be superseded come Pazz & Jop day. I go an extra two deep 'cause one's eligibility is questionable because of my not knowing what year it was released, and another because I don't know if it was a single. Those two are in brackets, and I would appreciate any info that you could supply. (Surely for foreign and alien U.S. nonhits, a release in 2005 would be sufficient to qualify for my P&J ballot).

1. Veronicas "4ever"
2. Aly & AJ "Rush"
[3. Mahshar "Vase Chi"]
4. Lillix "Sweet Temptation"
5. Lily Allen "LDN"
6. Cansei de Ser Sexy "Let's Make Love and Listen Death from Above"
[7. Girl Authority "Hollaback Girl"]
8. Wir Sind Helden "Von Heir an Blind"
9. Snook "Snook Svett Och Tarar"
10. Beyoncé f. Slim Thug "Check On It"
11. Young Jeezy "Trap Star"
12. Marion Raven "End of Me"

also could have made the list if my mood had been different:
Jena Kraus "Both Dads R Dead Dogs"
[DJ BC f. Phillip Glass and Dizzee Rascal "Stand Up and Dance"]
Marit Larsen "Don't Change Me" ("Only a Fool" would have made the top ten if it had been a single)
t.A.T.u. "Friend or Foe" ("Cosmos (Outer Space)" would have made the top 10 if it had been a single)
Dixie Chicks "Not Ready to Make Nice"
[Light Beat "Nhary Liel"]
Bebe "Malo"
Flyleaf "I'm So Sick"
Flyleaf "Breathe Today"
Jessica Simpson "A Public Affair"
Marie Serneholt "That's the Way My Heart Goes"
Amy Diamond "What's In It For Me?"
Paris Hilton "Stars Are Blind"
Morningwood "Nth Degree"

Obviously I've been neglecting hip-hop and country more than usual, and metal and rock and indie and adult contemporary just about as much as usual.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Saturday, 1 July 2006 04:07 (seventeen years ago) link

Best thing I have ever seen: Amy Diamond, when VERY young, lip-synching to "Heaven Is A Place On Earth", possibly on some Swedish show where kids pretend to be celebrities. She makes a great Belinda!

(Frank, "4ever" and "What's In It For Me" are probably 2005. "End Of Me" was a single in some Asian countries in 05, but was released in Norway in 06 and as far as I'm concerned, is the BEST Max Martin-girl-rock single of them all. "Since U Been Gone" pales beside it)

edward o (edwardo), Saturday, 1 July 2006 04:28 (seventeen years ago) link

Dude, no Oh No Ono?

x-post

Tim Ellison (Tim Ellison), Saturday, 1 July 2006 04:29 (seventeen years ago) link

Oh No Ono! Their myspace kills! They are impossible to search for on emule!

edward o (edwardo), Saturday, 1 July 2006 04:35 (seventeen years ago) link

"4ever" was 2006 in the U.S., and anyway we can use "made its impact in 2006" as a criterion. (I think "Since U Been Gone" was actually late 2004, but lived most of its pop-dominating life in 2005. "Rush" was 2005 but its video and its - too small - impact outside Radio Disney was in 2006. And see my criteria for including alien U.S. nonhits. But "What's In It For Me" won't make my P&J ballot anyway.) I'm still processing On No Ono. Is "Am I Right?" this year? Its organ reminds me of '60s garage by the likes of the Knickerbockers, and it's a rock band all right, but it feels techno for reasons that I haven't figured out.

I should have included a couple more Pop World Cup tracks on the long list (though I have no clue if they're within the last couple of years): Lida's "Bito Nemikhandam" and Ovo's "Dormir."

I seem to be one of the few here who's not feeling Nelly F. or Xtina. Their singles this year feel cold. I'm listening a lot to the Pack's "Vans" and Chow Nasty's "Ungawa," both of which are the sort of catchy numbers that might make my P&J or might fade to total insignificance.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Monday, 3 July 2006 17:35 (seventeen years ago) link

Ack, I can't type, or do grammar. Change a "was" to a "were" and an "On" to an "Oh."

"Emo," defined for me last week by a teenager: "Punk for pussies."

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Monday, 3 July 2006 17:40 (seventeen years ago) link

Neither "Vans" nor "Ungawa" are particularly eligible for this thread, but the Pack are teens themselves, Too $hort protégés, ages 16-18. "Vans" is streamed here and "Ungawa" (don't know the age of the Chow Nasties, but assume in their twenties) is streamed and downloadable on their MySpace page. "Vans" is minimalist hyphy-snap-bubblecrunk footware ridiculousness. I don't know much about the sociology of shoes, but from the comments over on that link, and the lyrics, I gather that they're associated with whiteboy sk8ers and punk rock, which makes it socially significant that Bay Area ghetto blacks are talking them up. "Ungawa" is snotty, sleazy minstrel punk; the guy's voice is as bad as Jon Spencer's or Tim Vulgar's, but he matches or beats their sense of humor. If the song catches on it could become an Animal House klassic.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Monday, 3 July 2006 19:27 (seventeen years ago) link

I think I like "Promiscuous Girl" better than "4 Ever" (which I still categorize as "a decent Donnas song with better harmonies") and "Rush" (which climbs up my singles list every time I go back and listen to it again, then climbs back down a day or two later when I once again completely forget what the heck it sounds like -- and nah, I still hear no Fairport Convention in it, to be honest.) I do like them both way more than "Maneater" though; still can't fathom why that one's even a single, though I guess being the second-best cut on a consistently okay but never more than just okay album might have something to do with it. The CSS song, which I will believe is actually called "Let's Make Love and Listen TO Death from Above" until the day I die, sort of annoys me now that I heard their album (which I reviewed for Spin), which reminded way more of Peaches than of, I dunno, Stereo Total or whoever (and it's not really like I need yet another Stereo Total album anyway, I don't think.) Still haven't heard the current Christina hit, at least not consciously; suppose I should do a youtube search one of these days (not AVOIDING it; just haven't gotten around to it), but after all the wolf-crying over her who-cares "Beautiful" a couple years ago, I can't say I'm expecting much, not when I haven't liked any of her hits very much since "Genie in a Bottle." But who knows; maybe I'll be surprised.

xhuxk (xheddy), Monday, 3 July 2006 20:30 (seventeen years ago) link

Xtina song is a good track, in the way that Amerie's "1 Thing" is a good track, this one with horns tumbling around on top and JB-type guitar scrapes squirreling in underneath. But even more than on "1 Thing," the singing on "Ain't No Other Man" has no feeling, is down to zero, just loud soul belting that's supposed to be passionate and forceful but is merely loud. People - including me, at times - have complained about Celine Dion going for technical bravura rather than actual expression, but I'll tell you, anything Celine does has way more character than the singing on this one. Which doesn't mean this is bad mind you. I can imagine being thrilled on the dance floor with those horns bursting in the air above me.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Thursday, 6 July 2006 03:21 (seventeen years ago) link

I found a Stacey Q song - "Never Stop" - that I don't remember hearing before streamed over on CDBaby. It's the tenth track, mislabeled as Stacey Q's cover of Sam Phillips' "Holding on to the Earth" (I'd love to hear Stacey Q's cover of "Holding on to the Earth"; in fact I'd love to hear Sam Phillips' version, which I've only listened to in the snippet streamed on allmusic). "Never Stop" is great, the way sweet, breathy-voiced Stacey manages to get a zing in her tone; she breaks "wild fire" into four jagged syllables.

(Not that she's ever been teenpop. This just is the thread where I felt like linking her.)

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Thursday, 6 July 2006 03:37 (seventeen years ago) link

Lillix video for "Sweet Temptation" dresses them in Sixties style - that is, something that was the fashion for about 10 minutes in the Sixties at about the time of "These Boots Are Made for Walkin'", a cool look that subsequently evaporated when the freaks got all shaggy. But the look actually isn't inappropriate, since at its greatest moment, in 1966, the Sixties kids looked cool and sounded hot. Of course looking Sixties actually means looking early Eighties new wave, like the Go-Gos or Bangles. And "Sweet Temptation" sounds very '00s passionate.

Got an advance of the Lillix album; it will take a while for me to to know what I think of it, since most of it's a lot more girl-poetry sounding (not the words, but the music) than "Sweet Temptation" - but played loud, like Meg & Dia.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Thursday, 6 July 2006 03:56 (seventeen years ago) link

Did any of you take a listen to "Vans" or "Ungawa"? I'd like to know what you think. I'd like to know what I think. I could end up anywhere with those songs. "Vans" is almost as minimal as "Wait" and "Play," but it manages to be way more fun than those two, probably because it's not pretending to be seductive.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Thursday, 6 July 2006 04:20 (seventeen years ago) link

According to Wikipedia, emo kids wear Converse or Vans.

Got my Vans on but they look like mopers.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Thursday, 6 July 2006 04:28 (seventeen years ago) link

I just checked those out -- on a first listen 'Vans' sounds better to me than 'Ungawa', in fact 'Vans' sounds pretty damn great period. But then I just like music with beeps in. I'm impressed how committed to singing about sneakers they seem to be. But I really like 'Maneater' so what would I know (it's the pun on 'make you spend hard' in the chorus that does it for me!)... although I haven't found a way into 'Ain't No Other Man' at all.

alext (alext), Thursday, 6 July 2006 06:31 (seventeen years ago) link

And slow on the uptake maybe, but I'm enjoying the Damone myspace tracks! Lots of sonic steals from two of my favourite bands (ACDC, Maiden) but a more teenpop sensibility. Shame the only band that has managed to chart in the UK in this area was The Darkness -- the cool police ((c) Marcello) at the BBC only like hard rock with inverted commas round it.

alext (alext), Thursday, 6 July 2006 06:52 (seventeen years ago) link

Proof that The Times takes its cues from the rolling teenpop thread.

(By the way, there's now emo grass, which saves you the bother of having to mow it, since it cuts itself.)

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Thursday, 6 July 2006 14:02 (seventeen years ago) link

Jojo has a new single. It's called Too Little Too Late and sounds a lot like Leave (Get Out) but I like it. Download here.

Jessica P (Jessica P), Thursday, 6 July 2006 18:15 (seventeen years ago) link

Also, the new Justin Timberlake (presumably he counts as teen-pop although no longer a teenager) is here. Not so sure about this one but will probably buy the album anyway since I was a big *NSync fan (when the BSBs didn't have an album out anyway).

Jessica P (Jessica P), Thursday, 6 July 2006 21:37 (seventeen years ago) link

My feeling about JoJo's "Too Little Too Late" is that it follows the "Leave (Get Out)" musical plot in some way that I can't put my finger on (maybe it's the humming at the intro, and the similar melody at the start, and the way the chorus lifts in exactly the same way as "Leave"), but that what it puts into the plot is different enough that the two songs aren't directly comparable, fortunately. My first reaction was to be disappointed in "Too Little Too Late" for lacking the intensity and release of "Leave"'s great chorus; there's just no way to repeat/compete the first achievement. But then on second and third and fourth listen to it's the prettiness of "Too Little Too Late"'s chorus. So this is similar to the case of "Oops" in comparison to "...Baby One More Time"; after a few plays the later song takes on its own identity. I still emphatically prefer "Leave," but that's because in a straight-up battle between intensity and beauty, I'll take intensity.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Thursday, 6 July 2006 23:11 (seventeen years ago) link

I like the Jojo song...seems fuller and prettier than "Leave," which doesn't make it better, but different enough not to feel like a copy (despite that guitar line, which is close). It sounds too heavily processed in the chorus, though, she's got a great voice and it sounds filtered and artificial. Justin song is weak. For some reason I could imagine Black Eyed Peas doing something with it, but Justin's voice is pretty much wasted. Not very sexy, either, he sounds like a dork!

nameom (nameom), Thursday, 6 July 2006 23:47 (seventeen years ago) link

This identical twin thing is blowing up as big as emo. Sammy & Sasha are a pair of 14-year-old blonde bombshells from Chi-town who like the music of Britney Spears and Norah Jones and who hooked up with local producers Vince Lawrence and Josie Aiello for their demo (at least two of the four streamed MySpace songs - "Free" and "The Call" - are by Aiello and Ashley Ingram, and "Free" was on Aiello's own album back in 2000). "Let me introduce myself, I hope you relate to what I feel/I cannot dilute myself, I cannot be anything but real." Unfortunately, this claim to freedom ("I'm free to be anything, to be anything I feel, yeah") is delivered without irony. But fortunately it has laughter, and sauciness and arrogance in the laughter, and even more fortunately it's message of emotional freedom is contradicted by their best song, "Fine," which is a hard-guitar slasher with an Alanis snarl and woman-scorned savagery: "How could you leave me hangin' like some old forgotten sweater/And still be fine/You'll always be fine/About everything." In fact, it was so much like Alanis - Alanis at her angry best - I thought it might be an Alanis cover, but a quick Web search didn't turn up anyone's having done this song previously. "Strange Butterflies" has Hope Partlow's freshness and some M2M earnestness, though it's not as good as that implies. There are also YouTube home videos only one of which I had the patience to load; given their choice they might go too much for jazz slush, but one hopes that the market will push them to sing anger and frustration. Hardship becomes them.

(They've also got another MySpace page from when they were marketing themselves as the Nelson Twins, and a Website where you can download among other things a clip of their strangely bright cover of the Everly Bros. "All I Gotta Do Is Dream.")

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Thursday, 6 July 2006 23:55 (seventeen years ago) link

Haven't had a chance to listen to the Justin. Someone at Poptimists remarked a couple of weeks ago that on *NSync's "It's Gonna Be Me" Justin sounds like a goat. I like that song and the way he sings it, but I have to admit that there's truth in the characterization.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Thursday, 6 July 2006 23:59 (seventeen years ago) link

The new song is baaaaaad. Sorry. Actually, I just wanted to post one of these talking Aly and AJ smileys, appropriate as a belated response to that Blender article! Do they count as twin-pop? Because I'm writing about it now and would like to include them. (I think the idea of Aly and AJ is fitting for recurring themes of twin-pop: indistinguishable personalities, and to some extent appearances, efficient harmonizing that can be easily replicated in live performance...I'd love to see some quad-pop doing some barbershop quartet harmonies over Flyleaf emo, the most I've found are triplets, and they do boring country music.)

nameom (nameom), Friday, 7 July 2006 02:09 (seventeen years ago) link

"vans": not hyphy, not snap. well, maybe snap i guess. it sure is minimalist, anyway. mainly, whisper rap, and i hate whisper rap. and i hate how slow this is. BUT everybody amazed by these kids are so obsessive about shoes is right. better than "air force ones" or whatever that nelly song was; not as good as "my adidas." also, when was the last time a rap song included the phrase "punk rock"? in my second book i mention a few instances of it, like, a quarter century ago, but i can't think of any recent examples. so that's a good thing, though i wonder what they think counts as punk rock nowadays.

"umgawa": i like this more, mainly for the chorus chant, which is superb; the verses are somewhat more negligible, though i like when the guy's voice turns into james chance toward the end. anyway: the ubangi stomp in the ubangi style. and right, it beats jon spencer.

(by the way, is this the thread where we'd talk about the new teena marie album? she's even less teenpop than stacey q, but what the heck. well...even though there's a photo of teena holding a guitar inside for the first time since forever probably AND a 100-line-or-so poem eulogy to rick james inside the CD booklet, and even though as always i was totally obsessed with it for a day so, i'm pretty convinced by now that, as usual, a la' the last who knows how many albums, this one's way too buried in mushola. best track seems to be "love is a gangsta," though i could be wrong. also one song has her reversing two lines from james taylor's "you've got a friend.")

xhuxk (xheddy), Saturday, 8 July 2006 00:56 (seventeen years ago) link

"everybody amazed by HOW these kids are so obsessive about shoes"

xhuxk (xheddy), Saturday, 8 July 2006 00:59 (seventeen years ago) link

(I just read Frank's Dylan/Ashlee conflation in Paste, before checking this thread, and turned to my GF and said "It's official--he's one of the three best music writers on this continent.")

RE: Ashlee's nose: There's the possibilty of some--I'm being an awful voyeur of human dstruction here--some serious DEAD RINGERS drama in this sad act.

It made me think of that movie where she plays the shelpy best pal to someone--eternally upbeat, very inside herself and yet giving to her (forgotten, for me) star. TRhe last image of that I recall is her looking at her retreating friend with an expression that seems to say, 'I'm second best--and that's how it should be.'


Grey, Ian (IanBrooklyn), Saturday, 8 July 2006 20:15 (seventeen years ago) link

oops, just realized in my hacked-out (but not hardly thought-out at all) "vans" comment i called the music "minimalist," and if i remember right, frank said once that it makes no sense to call hip-hop minimalist. i forget why (and i doubt i agree with him on this particular point), but let's change the adjective to "spare" then. and thing is, usually i LIKE spare hip-hop. or i used to: "white lines," "it's like that," like that. (those are horrible examples, probably; this may not be one of my best exampling days.) but i'm not so sure anymore. i've decided i like the IDEA of D4L and dem franchize boyz (whose albums i still have around here, though i've still yet to make it through the latter) more than i like their actual music, which i want to amuse me but which never really grabs me enough. and as i suggested above, i really didn't like the ying yang twins' and david banner's whispered seduction moves last year, which rank among the least intense (and least seductive) tracks each of those artists have ever made. "vans" is obviously way more fun, as frank says, since it's about sneakers (or, uh, vans that look like sneakers? wait, but vans ARE sneakers, right?) but it would be a lot more fun than it is, i think, if it were way less whispery. or its spareness would work better if it was faster (which isn't to say the vans fans making it lack energy; they've got plenty. i guess.)

xhuxk (xheddy), Sunday, 9 July 2006 13:48 (seventeen years ago) link

I don't remember why I would have said that hip-hop can't be minimalist, except maybe I just didn't want to associate hip-hop with Minimalism the art movement, which kind of tests the audience to see if it can get how small things can be made enormous, whereas spare hip-hop uses small things to make money.

Actually, I'd probably have argued that no hip-hop is minimalist since even the sparest hip-hop is feeding off a large ENVIRONMENT. Whereas Minimalism as an art movement is trying to pull you into the minimal rather than into the environment.

In fact, I know virtually nothing about Minimalism the art movement, so if all goes well I'm all wrong.

There's not much whispering in "Vans," only some whispered punctuation gasps. There's a lot of vocodoring, however, all up and over and around the scenery.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Tuesday, 11 July 2006 04:11 (seventeen years ago) link

By the way, thank you Ian.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Tuesday, 11 July 2006 04:12 (seventeen years ago) link

Lily Allen's "Smile" is the no. 1 single on the Brit charts this week.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Tuesday, 11 July 2006 04:59 (seventeen years ago) link

And the fan's-only video of Jessica Simpson's "A Public Affair" is now up on Launch Yahoo. My favorite is the girl who's putting on lipstick. I also like the one who catches her own hat.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Tuesday, 11 July 2006 05:13 (seventeen years ago) link

Anyone who mass adds friends on Myspace is kinda automatically teenpop, right? Future In Plastics added me along with around 3,000 other people this morning, and they're pretty much great in a kind of gypsy Cramps way. Like Morningwood without finishing school or something.

http://www.myspace.com/futureinplastics

Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Tuesday, 11 July 2006 17:22 (seventeen years ago) link

I put "Ungawa" on my 2005 year-end mix -- thought it was great, esp. the production that made it sound like it was recorded in a busy schoolyard. Or maybe it actually was? Frank, I agree with you on the Nelly F and Xtina singles. I think though they're above-average, they don't have that [*make a sound like a crack of a bullwhip here*] that stings ya azz like they should.

Speaking of Vans, I'm not all that surprised that the Warped Tour 06 sampler leaves me cold. Most of these guys all sound the same even when they don't sound the same.

Je4nn3 ƒur¥ (Je4nne Fury), Tuesday, 11 July 2006 19:03 (seventeen years ago) link

I'm in love with a supermodel recounts The History of Emo, which apparently begins with TLC:

the history of emo
Current mood: tired
Category: Life

Hip hop is the basis of my dance class, and my school career (anybody remember "no Scrub" by TLC ? ya that was my first hip hop experiance-5th grade). It is also all you hear at my school "MT. McGhetto" so of coarse I'm into it.Ya I went through my 'pop phase'. It consisted of phrases like "I don't like BSB, but I'll stand Nsync" & "I don't like Britney Spears, but I like SOME of her songs. Besides I'm only going to the concert because my mom wants me too". LOL-Sixth grade was so naive and simple. Ever since I had ears to hear tho, I was listening to whatever my sister (aka role model) played. She was born in 1981 (6 years before me) so I heard the first of the Beastie Boys, Hoobastank, No Doubt and Smashing Pumpkins...when they were still 100% good...and the 80s and 90s were burned into my subconscious and heart along with u2, the cure...and all that jazz that I won't even list. So that led me to my Seventh grade phase (with my punk/goth-antiprep-don't label us friends- yes Marilyn manson actually screamed into my ears through headphones) and created the "emo" musik freak I am today. I prolly donT define emo the way the rest of you do cuz itZ not a label or a look or w/e to me. You don't define Emo, & it doesn't define you, & you don't define yourself as it...your loves, likes, and life do all that for you. I guess you can say it is a "symbionic reltionship" between EMOness and your personality that EFFECT (not define) each other. NEway, For me itZ a lifestyle, how i think, love and act. i do use it to describe a look or a band...etc, but only for lack of a better term. in the case of music, it's more of an indescribable sound that only the depth of my heart understands. It is basically something about a song, any song that hits me hard enough to make me want to leap & cry at the same out of love and beauty for that "something" and makes me say,"THAT is why music is my life!" ya I know, I'm wierd (that's how my BF puts it). But hey, emo IS short for emotional. I know Mary (who'll prolly never see this) will agree with me on this one. Music is life and expression for many..."to each his own" cuz 'he' will be the only person to ever understand his way and his personality...and that is what musik is for anyway.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Wednesday, 12 July 2006 14:47 (seventeen years ago) link

More bad news for post-nosejob Ashlee: her next two PA shows have been cancelled due to poor ticket sales. (I'll bet it doesn't help that the Veronicas cancelled all their dates.) She's been selling less than 50% overall, and I saw her and the other Ashley last night at a venue that was barely half full. Fwiw, she put on a great show. No lip-syncing, even! She looked an awful lot like Jessica, though...

nameom (nameom), Thursday, 13 July 2006 21:11 (seventeen years ago) link

I'm not surprised the tour is doing poorly. She's falling between audiences, and I don't know where she goes from here. She'll either have to dumb it down to keep the kids or dumb it down to get the adults, who've been treating her like box-office poison ever since SNL. Maybe she'll stick to her somewhat square guns and struggle through to the point where the high quality of her music pays dividends. I hope.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Friday, 14 July 2006 17:15 (seventeen years ago) link

Well, an interesting conspiracy theory developed in the comments section of this post, that Platinum Weird is designed to "trick" adults into liking teenpop, "an attempt to sell teen pop to people who think they're too old/cool for teen pop." Maybe the audience for Ashlee-rock will expand to VH1 Classic demographic? Lower ticket prices might help...apparently there was a promotional deal (or possibly a mistake) that advertised $4.20 special deal for four tickets to a recent Ashlee/Ashley show.

nameom (nameom), Friday, 14 July 2006 18:08 (seventeen years ago) link

probably old hat to most on here, but for those always catching up, like me, Smoosh seem worth checking out. I saw 'em on The Jimmy Kimmel Show this week: they both sing, one plays drums, the other plays two keyboards, and when they started, sounded totally out of sync, like they should be named osync, or The Shaggs. But then, without changing that much at all, they were totally together, in their way. Drummer's 12, keybist 14, I think he said (Usually forget about this show, unless I get an email from a publicist: "Tonight! The Goofballs in Jimmy Kimmel!", but they do have some interesting stuff sometimes). Speaking of emo, despite of the group whelp-yelp/whines (call-and-response), I basically liked the tune of the new Dashboard Confessional song on Tonight Show (Chris looking like Montgomery Clift in A Place In The Sun, very very pale in his outdoorsy shirt)

don (dow), Friday, 14 July 2006 19:53 (seventeen years ago) link

A friend of mine, 13, reports the following incident (further proof that in today's world, the issue is emo):

k.. sooooo
i was walking down the street
all innocently and stuffff
and i pass by an EMO
yes, thats terrible, i know!
&& thats not even the end of it!
he's with his friend
((yes, ANOTHER emo))
&& he said
"yuu think the exorcism of Emily Rose is hawt right?"
and his emo friend says
"well... let's just say

id excersize emily rose"

&& then he started
humping the air
im scarred for life
=]]
but ill admit
it was PRETTY DAMN HILARIOUS
or as i [told] sam taylor pais && danielley
it was both swadacious and lidacious
;]]]]]]]]
goooood times

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Friday, 14 July 2006 20:40 (seventeen years ago) link

Lex's teamtalk for Smoosh is upthread. "Rad" shows promise as a homemade cross between Aaron Carter and Hanson, but not nearly as good as that sounds, and I'm not all that high on Carter or Hanson anyway.

Better, at least for now, are Blog 27, Polish kiddie r&b/rap. (Faux twinpop: they were born on the same day, November 27, 1992, but to different parents.)

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Friday, 14 July 2006 20:56 (seventeen years ago) link

(P.S. Lia isn't the "punk for pussies" teenager I quoted upthread. I know some pro-emo teens, as well.)

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Friday, 14 July 2006 21:13 (seventeen years ago) link

Maybe Ashlee and Lindsay and Hilary and Kelly are attempts to sell '80s AOR rock to teens. But they had to improve it to do so! Whereas the non-teenpoppers who've worked with Shanks & DioGuardi - SHeDAISY, Bo Bice, Anastacia, latter-day Bon Jovi, and latter-day Sheryl - are all far worse than Ashlee-Lindsay-Hilary-Kelly.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Friday, 14 July 2006 21:28 (seventeen years ago) link

Lily Allen seems to be streaming her entire album on her MySpace page!

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Friday, 14 July 2006 21:30 (seventeen years ago) link

I loved Blog 27's first 2 singles (including a Teddybears Sthlm cover!!) but the newer one is disappointing.

Jessica P (Jessica P), Friday, 14 July 2006 21:43 (seventeen years ago) link

You know what confuses me about Lily Allen? That everyone is in love with LDN - which does nothing for me. I'm much more into Smile. It's a tone thing, definitely, because my impressions from either of those songs have absolutely nothing to do with the lyrics.

LDN sounds very flip, snarky... like Allen is just tossing off lines. This is slightly reflected in the lines "Pimp and his crack whore... Sunny in the sky, oh why oh why would I want to be anywhere else." But it also feels tired and old, already. And while I think one of the best things about Allen is her exhaustion, I don't think it sounds best cynical.

Smile on the other hand has that smokey jazz sound. It's a kiss-off song, which is hardly innovative, but the tone makes all the difference. I think of scotch and Lucky Strikes - maybe Dorothy Parker in a speakeasy kissing off Robert Benchley. Or a continuation of some of the themes on Joni's "Court and Spark."

Everything is personal (and you'd probably have to share my obsession with Parker/Mitchell to feel the same way) but I feel like Smile has a depth that LDN lacks. Smile sounds like a natural expression of world-weary exhaustion, while LDN sounds like Allen is justifying the attitude with examples. And I always think jaded sounds better without justification. Otherwise it has the taint of an affectation.

Mordechai Shinefield (Mordy), Friday, 14 July 2006 22:58 (seventeen years ago) link

What Je4nn3 ƒur¥ says: "Speaking of Vans, I'm not all that surprised that the Warped Tour 06 sampler leaves me cold. Most of these guys all sound the same even when they don't sound the same."

That even the ways that they don't sound the same are similar. They choose the same places to distinguish themselves from everyone else.

Mordechai Shinefield (Mordy), Friday, 14 July 2006 23:02 (seventeen years ago) link

Faux twin-pop counts! Blog 27 count as twin-pop, and so do Smoosh, sort of. Just saw a preview for a movie with CONJOINED TWIN-POP.

nameom (nameom), Saturday, 15 July 2006 04:39 (seventeen years ago) link

Weird emo crossover...so Joanna is a new Geffen artist currently getting hyped by one of Hollywood Records' weird PR sites pretending to be an entertainment site.

Don't know a whole lot about her (except she friended me a few months ago), but she's currently streaming a cover of Dashboard Confessional's "Screaming Infidelities," interpreted as an acoustic ballad. Can you say "infidelities" on Radio Disney?

nameom (nameom), Monday, 17 July 2006 19:46 (seventeen years ago) link

Well, I guess the original is an "acoustic ballad" too. Joanna's version is kind of faithful to the original (vocals aren't whiny, big difference), I just think it's a strange cover, even if it sort of makes sense. Dashboard is probably teenpop, but Joanna doing Dashboard is more teenpop.

nameom (nameom), Monday, 17 July 2006 19:53 (seventeen years ago) link

When I said I liked the "tune of the new Dashboard Confessional," I might well have added, "though I really really don't like 'Mewling Infelicities'." C'mon Frank,don't u thank SheDaisy and Sheryl are usually pretty good, especially the latter, although I'm not that familiar with her latest work. But overall, she's done a lot of good stuff (when not in the vocal anorexia mode/node you noted)

don (dow), Monday, 17 July 2006 21:16 (seventeen years ago) link

Inspired by last couple posts on Dashboard Confessional:

But first my own private confessional. I liked Screaming Infidelities. Admittedly, I liked it more when it was placed into its cultural context (thanks to the Greenwald Emo book). It improved a notch after I went through a break-up (and reconciliation) and listened to The Places You Have Come To Fear The Most. I figured that the best way to listen to Dashboard was to listen to him like the "kids" do. In heartbreak. It improved, slightly. (But still hasn't replaced Blue as most painful album of all-time). Finally, the Legion of Doom mashup "The Quiet Screaming" was the final nail in the coffin.

This said, what seemed to be the link between all these things was the stripped down naked feeling of the music. The cracks in the voice weren't a bug, they were a feature. And the only reason the song worked in the mashup was because it played the soft half to Brand New's "Quiet Things No One Ever Heard" harder sound.

So with Hands Down, then moreso on Vindicated, and finally all over this new album, the sound is too clean. Too refined, too melodic, too -- everything. Now when he can't hit a note, it sounds like an honest to god fuckup.

That said: Joanna cover of Screaming Infidelities completely replicates the breaking voice, heavy breathing to articulate, finally soaring chorus - except with better production values. To that extent, it reminds me more of Legion of Doom's "Quiet Screaming" than the actually original. Except at about 1:20, she just starts whining, and my ears start hurting. Bombastic and soaring aren’t the same thing... what I’m trying to say is: There is something very sincere about the breaking voice. And something very insincere about faking it. And it sounds like the second-half of Joanna’s cover is faking it, and the first half is sincere. And the beginning of Dashboard Confessional’s career was authentic, and now it’s insincere. Which is to say (exhale): The sound of trying to sound sincere is essentially an insincere sound. [Which, Frank, is why I don’t like LDN half as much as I like Smile]

Mordechai Shinefield (Mordy), Tuesday, 18 July 2006 03:38 (seventeen years ago) link

C'mon Frank,don't u thank SheDaisy and Sheryl are usually pretty good, especially the latter, although I'm not that familiar with her latest work.

Her latest work is stupefyingly mediocre, including "Whatever It Takes" and "Healing Side" on the stupefyingly mediocre SHeDAISY album. Seems to me I was pretty clear upthread about my interest in the SHeDAISY alb having a lot to do with my liking various previous tracks by the people involved.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Wednesday, 19 July 2006 04:05 (seventeen years ago) link

The Sheryl Crow co-write on the Dixie Chicks' album isn't bad, but it is overshadowed by the Linda Perry co-write that immediately follows it and that is similarly about looking back on an old love but is far more entangled and emotional.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Friday, 21 July 2006 13:46 (seventeen years ago) link

Posted this on the Everlys vs Ricky Nelson thread:

I lean towards the Everlys on this but need to listen to a lot more Ricky - and I do not understand the claim that Ricky does not rock as hard as the Everlys. His band was the best in the business, pure fire when it wanted to be. Please please please listen to his version of "Milk Cow Blues." Listen to the snap that James Burton puts into the riff. Dave Davies lifted it whole on the Kinks' version. Burton and Sumlin (w/ Howlin' Wolf) were the models for many hard and frantic guitar riffs since, from "The Last Time" through "Boyfriend."
Ricky's singing is very canny, walking with aplomb atop the music's hysteria. I hear some Ricky in Gary Allen (cf. the title track on See If I Care).

[Ricky was the best of the '50s-early '60s teenybopper boys.][Unless of course you count Elvis as a teenybopper boy, which he was but his social reach also went elsewhere.]

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Friday, 21 July 2006 14:19 (seventeen years ago) link

speaking of emo: "I used to think my brain was the most important part of my body. Then I realized who was telling me this."
---Emo Phillips.

don (dow), Friday, 21 July 2006 15:21 (seventeen years ago) link

Newsweek article (July 24) that discusses High School Musical. I'm positive HSM fits into the context of this thread. I found the most interesting thing in the article to be when the writer compared Disney to early movie studios who basically own their stars. I also liked the graph that showed that all the current Disney grads (Lohan, Spears, etc) have younger siblings that are being pushed through the works.

At one point, Disney realized they were able to promote all these non-Disney musicians very effectively. So they decided to use that promotion power to push forward their own actors.

Also; two favorite quotes in the article:

"I'm not into the club scene. You won't see mo go over the edgy edge. I will always be wholesome." -Ashley Tisdale (Sharpay)

"I don't want to be seen buying cigarettes and liquor. It wouldn't be a smart move to be out doing promiscuous things." -Zac Efron (Troy)

Mordechai Shinefield (Mordy), Friday, 21 July 2006 19:34 (seventeen years ago) link

I'm not sure that Lindsay and Britney are "Disney grads" in the same way that the new stars are. What's significant about the new school of Disney artists (like Ashley Tisdale, Raven-Symone, Aly and AJ, Miley Cyrus) is that they not only come from Disney world (not Disney World) but are produced and distributed by Disney labels as well.

Actually, Ashley's upcoming debut is on Warner Bros, not a Disney label, so maybe she's closer to the old school Disney model. Zac Efron can't sing (and didn't sing in High School Musical) but Drew Seeley, who did, has been appearing on Disney comps and is trying to launch a solo career. Zac has the potential to be a Disney-groomed star anyway...maybe he could rap or something.

Britney Spears' sister already works with (GASP) Nickelodeon! They need to start building their own roster. Amanda Bynes (can she even sing?), Jamie Spears, Spongebob...what label was the Emma Roberts album on? (checks...on Columbia, includes rootkit)

nameom (nameom), Friday, 21 July 2006 20:23 (seventeen years ago) link

Oh, and Hilary, duh. She's like the #1 example! Haylie is older, so not quite the same thing.

nameom (nameom), Friday, 21 July 2006 20:25 (seventeen years ago) link

"I don't want to be seen buying cigarettes and liquor. It wouldn't be a smart move to be out doing promiscuous things." -Zac Efron

IN YR FACE FURTADOO

In other news, 'Samantha' by Margaret Berger is making waves in the Norwegian chart at the moment, and is a bit good in what I am tempted to describe as the Eurodisco manner, except it isn't quite like that. Not quite, anyway.

I cannot find a video online for it, though. Which is a bit of a pisser.

William Bloody Swygart (mrswygart), Friday, 21 July 2006 20:34 (seventeen years ago) link

(Article is available here, btw) They make the link to the approval of Christian communities, but don't really discuss it any further...a lot of the artists (possibly all of them, actually) are Christian, too, some more extreme than others, which explains some of the wholesomeness. Heck, Aly and AJ aren't even allowed to go outside!

nameom (nameom), Friday, 21 July 2006 20:49 (seventeen years ago) link

But Aly & AJ's new video features them ROCKING OUT on a STAGE with LIGHTS whilst wearing TOPS that quite clearly DO NOT HAVE SLEEVES!

William Bloody Swygart (mrswygart), Friday, 21 July 2006 20:54 (seventeen years ago) link

Plus the song, whether they realize it or not, is about two people who desperately want to have sex with each other! Without even being married first!

nameom (nameom), Friday, 21 July 2006 21:10 (seventeen years ago) link

OMG that chart is so wrong MILEY IS NOT A WANNABE and emma roberts sux and so does raven so wtf is newweek even talkng about?!?!1/ this whole grafick is UP NICKLODEONS ASS

nameom (nameom), Friday, 21 July 2006 21:25 (seventeen years ago) link

Trying to find a myspace page for Berger, I came upon Jade Ell... has anyone heard her? Denmark, with a synthy sound - but her vocals kept reminding me of Alanis Morissette. The song "Borderline People" alternates between that drawn-out whine that Alanis does, and this whispy almost Stevie Nicks sound.

On some of the other songs there is a dominately featured piano, but the playing has a very modern feel to it - the piano's purpose being to introduce the condition of empty modernity that Ell is singing about, as opposed to jaunty tunes. (Glass instead of Mozart - to be slightly facetious).

What do people think?

Mordechai Shinefield (Mordy), Friday, 21 July 2006 21:30 (seventeen years ago) link

Ugh. From the 30 seconds I could hear of Samantha on iTunes Norway, I wasn't impressed. I hate unnecessery Ooo-oo-ooo's, and she has ooo-oo-ooo's up the wazooo-oo-ooo.

Mordechai Shinefield (Mordy), Friday, 21 July 2006 21:34 (seventeen years ago) link

Oh, but these are very necessary ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh's. They may even be my favourite bit of the whole thing.

Looking right back at the top of the thread, at Mr Kogan's KDIS playlist, it strikes me that all the artists there have at the very least been nodded at on this thread, with one exception:

8. CHEETAH GIRLS - Shake Your Tailfeather

Given that I presume the song was a cover, I can kind of see why they never popped up again, but what were they to start with?

William Bloody Swygart (mrswygart), Friday, 21 July 2006 21:50 (seventeen years ago) link

The Wikipedia entry, which pretty much clears it up, I suppose. They'll be rolling out at the end of August then, I suppose?

William Bloody Swygart (mrswygart), Friday, 21 July 2006 21:57 (seventeen years ago) link

xspeaking of Denmark, think this kid is from Holland? Xanger Bob, fat red-faced 12(?)-year-old in Hawaiian shirt, moussed blond (looks like the Rascal Flatts mainman), singing at, or in the direction of a girlchild sitting next to him, who reacts not at all, might as well be in another video. VH-1 audience surrogate: "Xanger Bob! You know that's not just xinging, that's Xangin'!"

don (dow), Friday, 21 July 2006 23:00 (seventeen years ago) link

Excellent twinpop piece by M. Le Bedbug. I keep wondering why I was actually moved by High School Musical. Zac Efron can act, even if he's not a singer. The script needed another week of work to get rid of various raw incompetencies. But there was something in the idea: Every kid wants to be what his/her own opposite (or what's perceived as opposite; of course lots of those opposites are bogus IRL, but this was a movie not real life). Even or especially Ashley Tisdale, the Wicked White Witch of the West, who really only wanted to find someone who would cook for her.

(WBS, sorry I never replied to your email; I'll be back at my home digs in early Aug., will try to catch up then.)

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Saturday, 22 July 2006 19:05 (seventeen years ago) link

Thanks, left a few people out though (especially Meg and Dia...I really like their "Monster" video!).

I still think it's interesting that Ashley Tisdale and Lucas Gabreel display the least character development...duality (bogus or not) is the main theme, but in Ryan/Sharpay's case the duality is externalized to actually limit the possibility of us being moved by any transformation resulting from them acknowledging inner conflict. Apparently there's a subplot in the works for HSM 2 to explore Ryan/Sharpay by making brother stab sister in the back, not sure how exactly. I don't think that Ashley Tisdale's desire to be her opposite is especially apparent; she only goes after baking basketball guy after the credits have rolled, as a sort of, um, credit cookie. And anyway, I think that it's probably in line with her character's one-note behavior, manipulative, dominant, etc. (How hard would it be for the Wicked Witch to get someone to cook for her? Did she cook for herself? Not being able to touch water would be a severe culinary handicap.) Using the film's binaries, it follows that Sharpay should secretly be an excellent field hockey player or something.

nameom (nameom), Saturday, 22 July 2006 22:13 (seventeen years ago) link

IIRC, Sharpay's transformation at the end of the movie from total bitch to being excited for Gabrielle/Ryan seemed very forced. I didn't understand why she was happy for them. Also, though I've read it elsewhere, I don't think enough of a deal has been made of the fact that Sharpay and Ryan are brother/sister singing songs with romantic tensions inherent. Obviously the movie addressed that when they made their intrepretation of the song into a campy farce, yet I didn't find that acknowledgement enough. If the movie is thematically Gemini, then perhaps Ryan and Sharpay are opposites themselves - male and female representation of the same traditional "bad guy." In a nod to gender issues, Disney didn't make the villian a male or a female. Disney made the villian a composite of both, a brother-sister team that evokes both genders in its villiany. Appropriately, I felt that Ryan was more feminine than most of Disney's male protagonists, and Sharpay more masculine.

Mordechai Shinefield (Mordy), Sunday, 23 July 2006 00:34 (seventeen years ago) link

Oops = Gabrielle/Troy. God. I can't keep these names straight.

Mordechai Shinefield (Mordy), Sunday, 23 July 2006 02:11 (seventeen years ago) link

Aly and AJ fans continue to unite against naysayers here, in response to my conspiracy theories. Some interesting responses:

He also seems to be forgetting the golden rule of capitalism: The corporation's goal is to make money. Disney would have nothing to gain by attempting some sort of bizzare brainwashing, they just put out what they think will sell, it's that simple.

They can do both, you know. Wink

*sigh* Also, they're singing about the horrors of life. Many many MANY artists do that, but you don't see other people anylizing THEM. Rolling Eyes

Eek, violent? Who gets that out of Aly & AJ?

Their fans, apparently! I get all kinds of violent hate mail from these people.

nameom (nameom), Saturday, 29 July 2006 14:32 (seventeen years ago) link

Also really liking Kristy Frank's new album, Freedom, streams a few tracks at her Myspace. Another win for bubblegum rock/country a la Hannah Montana, except Kristy's voice is much bigger than Miley's.

More female fronted emo over at clap clap, the band is Paramore. Maybe this should be called shemo, since emo has been tainted by a culture war and the girl groups do it better anyway.

nameom (nameom), Saturday, 29 July 2006 14:41 (seventeen years ago) link

Yeah, it's the only emo I've ever liked aside from Fall Out Boy, and it's totally the female vocals doing it. And not just for ideological reasons! A male voice, even a high one, can really get lost in the murk that is emo music and so it all sounds sludgy and indistinct, but the female vocals come out so well that it makes everything a lot more poppy. Paramore could definitely be better, but I like the idea, and I really like the video.

Eppy (Eppy), Saturday, 29 July 2006 21:27 (seventeen years ago) link

Thrilled to see that teenpop has been declared dead at Stylus:

In 1998, Britney Spears released “Baby One More Time,” and created the template for teen pop for the next four years. In 2002, Avril Lavigne released “Complicated,” and her bratty pop rock became the new standard for girls on the radio. Another four years later, having been through Avril, Kelly Clarkson, the Veronicas, Ashlee Simpson, Hilary Duff, and a whole bunch of non-starters like Skye Sweetnam, Cheyenne Kimball wheezes the genre’s last breaths. We’re due for a brand new take on teen pop right about now and “Hanging On” suggests the reinvention cannot come soon enough.

I disagree (even though I do think that Cheyenne Kimball's album and new single are pretty awful), but I'm wondering if or when teenpop has ever been proclaimed "dead." This example could just be referring to the Kelly/Ashlee style (in which case I still disagree), but all of teenpop is implicated.

Quick Google search shows that teenpop has been kinda sorta pronounced dead in Time magazine (obliquely, as a question to Xtina), and a few sarcastic results. But here the premise is "teenpop is dying but it was once very much alive!" as opposed to "teenpop is dead, finally."

nameom (nameom), Wednesday, 2 August 2006 14:26 (seventeen years ago) link

i think teenpop is sort of dead, which makes me sad. there's lots of good teenpop around which succeeds on an, um, artistic level, but the point of teenpop (all POP) is to succeed on a massive commercial scale as well - or at least there have to be massive global stars around (britney spears, backstreet boys, take that, spice girls, whoever) who bring a host of second-tier popstars in their wake (holly valance, mandy moore et al) (nb i mean second-tier in terms of fame not quality).

but right now there is none of that. sure, xtina and justin are still massively successful icons, but they appeal as much to an adult audience as a teenage one. i find i have to do crate-digging to get to the teenpop which still clings on, which is disappointing - i don't like having to crate-dig for pop! crate-digging is indie! pop should be IN MY FACE ALL THE TIME.

yet we have ashlee simpson always missing the top 10 in the uk, lindsay lohan's music barely has a profile here at all, no one ever ever talks about either duff sister apart from ilx people...this stuff is not selling. and no one involved is going to go stratospheric like britney.

The Lex (The Lex), Wednesday, 2 August 2006 14:45 (seventeen years ago) link

The CDBaby/Myspace hunting may seem like crate-digging...but I wouldn't call that an exclusively "indie" exercise, it just means you gotta work a little for the music, or maybe work in a different way (it's not that hard to find most of it, they want to be found...rare records don't jump out of the crate and "friend" you). Anyway, to refute the "massive success" requirement, I would point to High School Musical in the US, which will likely top CD and DVD sales (although I'm sure it hasn't made a dent in the UK). I think it's a good sign for further massive successes, but maybe not in the stratosphere style of Britney/BSB (and maybe coming exclusively from Disney, exclusively for Disney kids, which might be one reason HSM isn't discussed all that much even on this thread)...Ashley Tisdale does have some of Britney's vocal tics. But I doubt she has any aspirations to go any bigger than Disney wants her to go (right now that means the US, I guess), which might mean that whoever's paying attention might be in for a parallel universe Britney that never "matured" beyond her first few singles (maybe extending to the Radio Disney edit of "Oops!" that cut out the most important line...she is that innocent).


nameom (nameom), Wednesday, 2 August 2006 15:25 (seventeen years ago) link

Genrewise a bit outside the bulk of this thread, but working on the hypothesis that getting banned on IRC channels is a popular teen activity these days, I think this Scandinavian megahit belongs here: Basshunter - "Boten Anna"; video with English subtitles. NB there's a fun double-twist to the plot towards the end.

(thx to mindtaker_cro for pointing out the vid on poptimists)

The Vintner's Lipogram (OleM), Wednesday, 2 August 2006 15:57 (seventeen years ago) link

Just thought I should point out that this thread began with Frank saying "The new era of teen..."

Eppy (Eppy), Wednesday, 2 August 2006 16:00 (seventeen years ago) link

So is Young B the teen of the year or what?

http://www.myspace.com/youngbscrillahill

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GyOAYxHQFL4

xhuxk (xheddy), Friday, 4 August 2006 22:55 (seventeen years ago) link

Ashlee is on two supermarket tabloid covers this week, In Touch and Life and Style. As far as I know she's never been on a tab cover before (an adult tab, that is). The tabs are their own world, and being a tab celeb isn't related to current sales or to success with your prime audience. Britney's a tab celeb, Kelly isn't, even though it's Kelly who's ubiquitous on the radio. Ashlee's tour is playing to half-empty halls, and the rerelease of I Am Me is tanking, yet there she is with her double shot.

Except for People, what the tabs print is basically made up. You read them not for info on the celebs themselves but for the stories they project onto the celebs. So what are they saying about Ashlee? In Touch proclaims on the cover that Ashlee's friends are worried that she's obsessed with plastic surgery. The article irself doesn't back this up. The mag talks to a plastic surgeon and show him before and after pictures of Ashlee and ask if she's gotten anything done on her chin, her eyebrows, and so forth. He looks at the pictures and says no. They talk to a psychiatrist who says that getting plastic surgery often fails to build one's esteem. If people suddenly like you, you wonder why they didn't like you before. You don't believe in it. But the article is counterposing two attitudes. (1) Ashlee is insecure, in trouble. (2) Ashlee's now a knockout, a dazzler.

I haven't read the Life and Style piece, but the theme on the cover was dangerous diets, and she was shot in a revealing dress, all open on the side.

Seems to me that what the tabloids want are for the girls to be in distress, to suffer by their own hands, to be torn up inside; and the girls need to have excruciatingly normal concerns about their looks and their appeal and whether they can get dates and whether their boyfriends/hubbies are cheating and so on; and but still there has to be something special, some celeb dazzle or something.

Not sure why the tabs are seizing on Ashlee now. She'd provided damsel-in-distress material from the get-go. Something about the nose job brings her into the tabs' comprehension but also makes her one of the glamour people.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Saturday, 5 August 2006 02:34 (seventeen years ago) link

(The link isn't about Ashlee.)

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Sunday, 6 August 2006 16:26 (seventeen years ago) link

Haven't figured out why, but the new Evanescence single isn't taking me over the top. I love the couplet, "You never call me when you're sober/You only want it 'cause it's over," and the final kiss-off, "I've made up your mind... [giggle]," and I like the tuneful break. But the grabbing hook or the slugging gut-punch or whatever it is from "Bring Me to Life" just isn't here. I think this'll be welcome kicking its way out of radio speakers, but so far it's just anonymously Evanescent.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Sunday, 6 August 2006 17:56 (seventeen years ago) link

Read the Life and Style piece, which claims that there's an Ashlee crisis, that she's losing weight, that the ever-available-to-tabloids-but-never-named "friends" are worried. The mag also found a plastic surgeon to say that, looking at pictures, he thinks she got surgery to puff up her lips and raise her eyebrows. (This assertion made me raise my eyebrows.) But also, the 'bloid did have an admirable intellectual moment, pointing out the dissonance that has bothered me ever since I read the Marie Claire cover story: Ashlee talking brightly and cheerfully about her volunteer project to teach adolescents that beauty comes in all shapes and sizes, meanwhile there she is staring out the cover with her new, small cutey-pie nose.

One thing I'm liking about Ashlee, beyond the music, is that she's embracing the glamour puss role, that she won't put her beauty-shaping, beauty-testing self in opposition to her moral-intellectual questing; just as when she announced the quest back in song one, she coupled it with the information that she's got stains on her T-shirt and that she's the biggest flirt.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Sunday, 6 August 2006 18:09 (seventeen years ago) link

One thing I do like in "Call Me When You're Sober" is a tendency towards pre-rock 'n' roll show pop in the melodies - I don't think that's an accurate description of what it is, just something that isn't the goth rock; maybe it's 1950s blues-pop or jazz-pop in the melody - I don't know what I'm saying, obviously. It's the part that goes "You want me, come find me, make up your mind" and then the break where Amy repeats the "You never call me when you're sober" refrain but with a different melody and strings. If the whole song were like that I'd be liking it more. (And it is growing on me.)

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Sunday, 6 August 2006 18:43 (seventeen years ago) link

What do people think of Be Your Own Pet in terms of teen-pop music? I've read in a couple places now that Be Your Own Pet has a teen urgency - this wild manic adolescent energy.

(They sound like bored teenagers because they are - Be Your Own Pet just graduated high school, and the core of the band grew up together in Nashville and have known one another since sixth grade. RS 8/10/06)

So are BYOP a teen version of the Yeah Yeah Yeah's, or is their age coincidental to the music (which appeals to older listeners more)? I was struck by their posturing about emo music, where they basically mocked all emo bands. They aren't that different from those emo bands, and so instead of elitism, it sounded more catty. Like they wanted to start a fight - rather than actually believing in what they're saying. Which I'd say is a hallmark of teen-pop.

Mordechai Shinefield (Mordy), Sunday, 6 August 2006 18:56 (seventeen years ago) link

As far as I could tell, BYOP are basically like Morningwood. Which is to say, they basically sound like the Yeah Yeah Yeahs but even less rocking. Which makes them more teen-pop than the unlistenably uncatchy art-rockers in Smoosh, less teen-pop than Eyeball Skeleton. (Except for Eyeball Skeleton, who I'd classify as "garage punk" or something, I'd basically classify all these bands as "indie rock." Eyeball Skeleton are the only one whose exuberance really makes them SOUND like kids, even if their dad is pulling all their strings.)

p.s: I can't believe everbody is ignoring my chicken noodle soup and toe-wop links.

xhuxk (xheddy), Sunday, 6 August 2006 19:25 (seventeen years ago) link

Cassie "Me & U": I like the icy electrobeats, bored by the ice-princess vocal, even more bored by the dime-a-dozen bump-and-grind video.

Lily Allen "Smile": I like the light Caribbean lilt (reminds me of "Uptown Top Ranking," at least at the beginning), like the vocal (do the British people who complain about her "mockney" thing think she'd better if she didn't use pronunciations like that? I totally don't get that, but I'm not British so what do I know), love the totally mean-spirited revenge video even more. Yet there doesn't seem to be anywhere near as much to grab ahold of in the song itself as "LDN" (it's not half as funny, for one thing), but maybe I just need to hear it more. Still haven't heard her album; I can wait, though if a copy does come my way, I'll put it on first chance I get.

xhuxk (xheddy), Sunday, 6 August 2006 19:42 (seventeen years ago) link

I'm actually now in love with "Friday Night." Specifically with the way she makes her voice do that faux-quiver - I can imagine her trying to hold in this immense amount of fury and rage in her tiny frame. The voice compliments the text of the lyrics - in the lyrics she's tough, strong, nonplussed. But then: "I don't know who you think you are, but making people scared won't get you very far." Who are the random girls making get scared? Lily, of course. She's showing this tough front, but you can hear in her voice that the truth is that she *is* scared. And then there's that great rhyme: "Don't try to test me, cause you'll get a reaction / Another drink and I'm ready for action." Because, she can't act until she's slightly inebriated. She's too scared so she has to put some booze in her system before she's worked up the courage. It's such a tasty song because she doesn't spell out the pretense to you, but it is included anyway.

Mordechai Shinefield (Mordy), Sunday, 6 August 2006 20:14 (seventeen years ago) link

"Cassie "Me & U": I like the icy electrobeats, bored by the ice-princess vocal, even more bored by the dime-a-dozen bump-and-grind video."

Chuck I could have told you this, her vocals are totally anti-Chuck!

Tim Finney (Tim Finney), Sunday, 6 August 2006 21:31 (seventeen years ago) link

(do the British people who complain about her "mockney" thing think she'd better if she didn't use pronunciations like that? I totally don't get that, but I'm not British so what do I know)

it's that she's monied & middle-class but using working-class phrasing & accent, ostensibly as a gimmick to appear more street/urban/whatever - which may be artistic choice but the fakery sticks in the craw of many

winter testing (winter testing), Sunday, 6 August 2006 21:57 (seventeen years ago) link

So what artistic choice would said many prefer -- that she use no accent at all? Wouldn't that just make her singing more ordinary? (I tend not to base critiques of artists on their biographies, most of which biographies I do my best to avoid paying any attention to. So I'm stumped by the logic, though I guess if you're saying that some Brits believe her accent sounds affected, maybe I follow you, a little. But it doesn't sound affected to me. It sounds cool.)

xhuxk (xheddy), Sunday, 6 August 2006 22:03 (seventeen years ago) link

(And wasn't Johnny Rotten middle class? And Ray Davies? I dunno, maybe they weren't. And I assume Noddy Holder and the guys in Anti-Nowhere League and the 4 Skins and the Business and all my other favorite oi! bands weren't middle class. But in all those cases, it's hard to imagine somebody saying they should've avoided using a Cockney accent, if a Cockney accent is indeed what they used. The Cockney made their music better; and Lily's, too.)

(I'm trying to think of any Americans from the North who've used Southern accents that sounded hokey to me; it must have happened, in some hee-hawing cowpunk parody novelty act sometime. So maybe that's an equivalent. Or maybe the minstrel crap that the asswipe in the Red Hot Chili Peppers has always done? If Lily hits people how Anthony Keidis hits me, I suppose I can relate. Though with her, it seems you'd really have to bend over backwards to let it bug you.)

xhuxk (xheddy), Sunday, 6 August 2006 22:12 (seventeen years ago) link

(Also, I have a feeling this argument has probably been going on for months on that Lily Allan thread, which I've barely even glanced at. So feel free to ignore my two cents if the same thoughts've already been beaten into the ground elsewhere. I just wanted to get them in.)

xhuxk (xheddy), Sunday, 6 August 2006 22:21 (seventeen years ago) link

surely you must take certain elements of biography into your critique, you don't believe an artist's work exists in a vacuum?

Anyway, yes, for me the the accent sounds affected, in the same way that a white "comedian's" rap pastiche might - it's not only appropriating the accent: it appears to be mocking it (like the girl in Common People). And that's where it bugs ...

winter testing (winter testing), Sunday, 6 August 2006 22:21 (seventeen years ago) link

apologies Chuck you must type faster than me but hey, you're more practised! Not wanting to derail the thread too much, I always wonder how the obscure fog of Brit class hangovers play outside of the UK - or do you just think "weird Limey fags" and be done?

winter testing (winter testing), Sunday, 6 August 2006 22:26 (seventeen years ago) link

surely you must take certain elements of biography into your critique

i'm not saying there aren't remote, isolated instances here and there (which is why i said "tend not to," and "most" rather than "all") -- i mean, yeah, "not ready to make nice" takes on a different meaning if you hear it in the context of what's happened to the dixie chicks in the past couple years. but even in an extreme case like that, i have to make a point of thinking of the song that way; it doesn't come naturally. there's something willful about it. and honestly, i can't think of a case offhand, even when i do know the biography of the artist in question, where knowing said biography makes me like a record more or less than i would otherwise. maybe i'm just weird that way, i dunno. and no, obviously that doesn't mean i think "an artist's work exists in a vacuum" -- it exists in the world, which includes my life, among others.

xhuxk (xheddy), Sunday, 6 August 2006 22:35 (seventeen years ago) link

obviously that doesn't mean i think "an artist's work exists in a vacuum" -

no, of course. I meant "... work is created in a vacuum..."

winter testing (winter testing), Sunday, 6 August 2006 22:44 (seventeen years ago) link

Chuck, I get the feeling on a song like "Not Ready to Make Nice" that the lyrics forth the listener to consider the context of the song. They aren't ambigious enough to be listened to either way - "How did the words that I said send somebody so over the edge that they'd write me a letter, saying I'd better / Shut up and sing or my life would be over." - and so there is this push to read into the real events (like John Updike's Terrorist - you can't ignore the context of the novel in world events).

And then there are songs that obviously refer to real events - possibly "Easy Silence" on the same album - that don't force the listener to contextualize the song. So I feel like the natural listening of "Not Ready to Make Nice" is a contextual listening, and the natural listening of "Easy Silence" is not.

As per the contention: "i can't think of a case offhand, even when i do know the biography of the artist in question, where knowing said biography makes me like a record more or less than i would otherwise."

For me, Cloud Room's "Hey Now Now" was like that. When I understood the biographical context of the song, I had more appreciation of it. Though that doesn't tend to be my experience - I didn't like Wilco more because of their story, or the new M. Night movie because he ditched his studio to make it. Though both those stories might be compelling reasons to reevaluate the source materials -- spend more time with it -- it didn't actually retroactively change my appreciation. (Vis-a-vis, I might relisten to an album after hearing the context to listen for the subtlties I missed the first time, but I wouldn't go: "Oh yeah! I didn't understand. In that case, it's awesome.")

Mordechai Shinefield (Mordy), Sunday, 6 August 2006 22:49 (seventeen years ago) link

Typoes: forth = force. either way = another way.

Mordechai Shinefield (Mordy), Sunday, 6 August 2006 22:51 (seventeen years ago) link

paris kind of looks like tammy in that foto

anthony easton (anthony), Sunday, 6 August 2006 23:16 (seventeen years ago) link

They aren't ambigious enough to be listened to either way - "How did the words that I said send somebody so over the edge that they'd write me a letter, saying I'd better / Shut up and sing or my life would be over

They aren't ambiguous if you notice them, true. But I still find I have to listen for these lines; they don't naturally jump out of the song and tackle me. So yeah, for me, the context is still willful; then again, maybe if I heard the song every day, on the radio or on the record, or maybe if I used headphones instead of a stereo across the room, the lines would jump out. (I suppose contextualizing Eminem's songs about Kim and Haile is less willful, though. I'm sure there are other examples. But I don't think knowing who Kim and Haile are makes me like those songs more, or less.) (I still think "Easy Silence" is the dullest track on the Dixie Chicks album, for what it's worth, but this is the wrong thread for that.)

xhuxk (xheddy), Sunday, 6 August 2006 23:22 (seventeen years ago) link

but this is the wrong thread for that.

Looks up at the thread heading.

Wait a sec. How did we get from the Country thread over to the Teenpop thread?

But anyway - about the accent thing - does that mean that if as an American I completely miss the subtext of Lily Allen's participation in class warfare I'm misunderstanding Alright Still?

Mordechai Shinefield (Mordy), Sunday, 6 August 2006 23:50 (seventeen years ago) link

So I listened to Meg & Dia's album a few times, and than the single, Monster, a few more. It sounds like what Neil Gaiman's Coraline reads like: highly literate young adults playing with the darkness. And that's a fine cultural reference point for discussing Monster - it's reasonable to assume that M&D have read some Gaiman - or that they at least live within the context of the culture that Gaiman has influenced (or been influenced by himself).

But if I really want to let go with *reading* Monster, I need to go to Isaac Bashavis Singer - who is the best example of someone writing about Monsters and meaning people. He writes about Dybbiks (demons) as though they were people and then turns around in the next story and writes about people as though they were demons. He was challenging the way we've come to accept humanity and the supernatural unknown - he's engaging with Jung's Shadow indirectly.

M&D are doing something similiar with Monster. Because if you can take a song about wanting love and twist it so that it comes out dark instead of poppy-happy, then you've done something with the genre. When kids on M&D's myspace page are saying that Monster is really pretty, even if they don't understand what it's about - they are challenging the notion of pretty, or of which themes translate to the listeners. If the Monster can really be a human being, than in the next song you're listening for something new - maybe the human being is a monster (maybe he isn't, but at least the listening is now there).

Then the album (at least on my first few listens) devolves into pretty standard fare. It doesn't take advantage on that reversed expectation - which I find disappointing.

The one thing I can't come to grips with in the song is how dark it actually is. "I'm a glass child. I am Hannah's Regrets." "Bathe in Kerosene. Their words tattooed in his veins" Am I just not familiar with other examples of this in teen-pop? It doesn't seem like standard fare to me.

(The story that Dia wrote as a child that inspired the single is here: http://www.meganddia.com/board/viewtopic.php?t=72, though the same questions apply to the story as to the single.)

Mordechai Shinefield (Mordy), Monday, 7 August 2006 05:39 (seventeen years ago) link

Well, I think "Indiana" sounds more powerful than "Monster," even if it's lyrics are more standard*. See my review of "Indiana" here. (And if you have something to say about the review, say it there as well as here so that Christopher will realize there's interest in that kind of music and will keep letting me write about it.)

*I've not paid enough attention to M&D's lyrics to really decide what is standard and what is not. But Meg's lyrics tend to depict scenes and situations (taken from novels), which isn't that prevalent in teenpop. (Not that it's absent. "Sk8er Boi" has phone calls and concert scenes, after all.)

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Wednesday, 9 August 2006 13:40 (seventeen years ago) link

Isn't Kelly Clarkson's "Because of You" about, among other things, the narrator's mom wanting love and this love turning into something dark and unhappy - because of which, the narrator is now afraid?

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Wednesday, 9 August 2006 13:44 (seventeen years ago) link

By the way, a plug here for Paper Thin Walls, a review site that started up eight days ago and has me and Chuck and Sterling among others - I think Allred, Seward, Wolk, Dayal, Mikael Wood, Amanda Petrusich, Keith Harris, George Smith, and a slew of others might also be on board - and pays competitive rates and lets us write the way we want, and every track they review is available there as a free and legal download. (The download stays up for a week, and unfortunately the reviews have been coming down when the download expires, which means you can no longer see Chuck's Answering Service review, or Tom Mallon's Poni Hoax review. I wrote Christopher asking him to archive old reviews so the we can still see them and comment on them.)

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Wednesday, 9 August 2006 13:54 (seventeen years ago) link

unfortunately the reviews have been coming down when the download expires

Christopher just wrote me "They are archived now. Sometime (today?!), the last TWO WEEKS of stuff is supposed to run down the page. Streams never go away now, btw!" So you'll always be able to hear what we've reviewed, even after time has expired. Dumb me, I hadn't noticed the little "more" link under the linked reviews (just now expanded to "more single file reviews") to get all the reviews. So you can see Chuck's Answering Service review and listen to the track. And I also highly recommend Poni Hoax's "Budapest" and Tom Mallon's great review of it. Hilarious nightmare kill-fuck disco.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Wednesday, 9 August 2006 14:44 (seventeen years ago) link

"Monster" just seems cryptic and vaguely disturbing, and in a way that isn't as disturbing or provocative as Kelly Clarkson or Pink or "I Am One of Them." I would list Katy Rose as someone else who takes some chances with emo poetry, but she has a better sense of humor about it than Meg and Dia (in "Monster," anyway). I'm sure there are plenty of emo bands not considered teenpop that have comparably dark lyrics, and I assume Meg and Dia are coming from this background and applying it to music that might be closer to teenpop.

Meg's lyrics tend to depict scenes and situations (taken from novels), which isn't that prevalent in teenpop.

"I don't need to read Billy Shakespeare/ Meet Juliet or Malvolio"...maybe a stretch.

nameom (nameom), Wednesday, 9 August 2006 15:31 (seventeen years ago) link

if you can take a song about wanting love and twist it so that it comes out dark instead of poppy-happy...

Why "instead of"? Why not "as well as"? E.g., any number of Michael Jackson songs. "Billie Jean," "Smooth Criminal," "Wanna Be Startin' Somethin'."

How about Pink's "Is It Love"? "Is it love or just a curse/Do you feel good when I hurt?" Not happy-poppy in its darkness, certainly, but sung in a pleasing sing-song that could suit some kid's nursery rhyme, except held-in-check in a way that a kid wouldn't hold back. An amazing song, I'm coming to realize more and more. Last song on her first album, has that album's r&b craft and discipline and the next album's confessional emotionalism. Almost as spare as Cassie's "Me & U," but with way more character in the words and vocals. It suggests a whole story in a few lines, her wanting some love she's not sure she's getting from the guy; but the song isn't addressed to the guy but to her parents, lamenting that they hadn't prepared her for this, asking them for advice, or more really just asking for them to understand what it feels like to be her, and resigned to the fact that they're not likely to. "Daddy, listen, I gave it up/I'm not your little girl, my cherry popped/And all the trust is missing/But please listen/What do I do?/I know you want to hurt him/But I like what he do/He's only doin' what you used to." Meanwhile, the accompaniment continues on with a few plinky, mournful strums, some subued thumps, clicks, dream-like background singing, and Pink telling the guy, her parents, anyone: "I need your heart to open up."

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Wednesday, 9 August 2006 16:17 (seventeen years ago) link

I don't know that I'm arguing with you when I say this; but Monster isn't a song that's simultaneously happy and lyrically dark. And if it was that kind of song, it would hardly be unique (one of my favorite things about Simon + Garfunkel was that they'd be harmonizing about atomic death). What I think they are doing in Monster is closer to what I think "Sweet Dreams" does, which is talk about this underbelly of love that coincides with violence, abuse, etc. And while Michael Jackson does do a similiar thing, I think there is something unnerving about the way M&D do it. Partially because I think you can listen to a Michael Jackson song and dance and not consider the meaning of the lyrics. I think Monster relies a lot more heavily on the "plot" of the song. With "Smooth Criminal," some of the disconnect comes from the relationship between the lyrics and the music. In "Monster," both are participating in a sadistic melodrama (and I think the melodramatic elements of Monster are very important as well).

Mordechai Shinefield (Mordy), Wednesday, 9 August 2006 16:39 (seventeen years ago) link

Yeah, we're not disagreeing. I do think that one unnerving thing about Jackson is precisely that his music doesn't ever seem to acknowledge the darkness of so many of his words (which doesn't mean that the music itself doesn't have some violence and terror in it, it just never advertises it as darkness and terror).

But darkness is surely an acknowledged theme in teenpop.

Speaking of "Sweet Dreams," Ashlee does an intense version of it in concert.

And - still speaking of "Sweet Dreams" - I'm trying to figure out what to say in my Platinum Weird review, with only 200 words to say it.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Wednesday, 9 August 2006 17:17 (seventeen years ago) link

Jonas Brothers album is finally released, for real.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Wednesday, 9 August 2006 18:56 (seventeen years ago) link

which doesn't mean that the music itself doesn't have some violence and terror in it

michael's sound has a lot of violence and terror in it. (i talk about this in my second book somewhere, i think. he often sounds goth.) but right, somehow, it doesn't bill itself as being violent terror otherwise. (though i guess "thriller" does, in a way. but even there, it pretends the terror is a fun thing.

xhuxk (xheddy), Wednesday, 9 August 2006 20:22 (seventeen years ago) link

Jonas Bros album is a little disappointing...there's this great tension between their weak anti-boyband public stance ("BUT WE PLAY OUR OWN INSTRUMENTS AND LOVE THE RAMONES!") and completely embodying boyband anyway. But the album overall is kind of weak...they might sound better as all-out pop-punk ("Mandy") or all-out boyband, but the compromise is a little dull.

nameom (nameom), Wednesday, 9 August 2006 20:44 (seventeen years ago) link

Catching up with Metal Mike's teenpop emails:

JUNE 15
the Lizzie/Hilary campaign was meticulously worked out between all parties involved.

I Can't Wait video (played on Disney Channel only) / and the Lizzie TV soundtrack
in fall (?) 2002
full Xmas album (which i really like) Xmas 2002
the Why Not video , March 2003 which broke into MTV within 30 days i'm pretty sure
the So Yesterday single/video early summer 2003
and the album, back-to-school purchase for every grade schooler in american late august 2003, went straight to #1 (its SECOND week...it bumped Mary J. Blidge which had higher 1st week sales, but not the 2nd week).
"Sweet 16 in Hawaii" special on the WB channel on her Sept (23?) birthday
then the sequence of club gigs (about 6 or 7 max) in late fall 2003 -- i saw santa cruz at a 1,000 head venue and it was great, loved the band
following by a full on arena tour early 2004 that did just great

from zero to 100 miles an hour in just 15 months or so

JULY 2

Subject: did skye finish recording in LA?

in case anyone's noticed anything on the regular website that i never see anymore.

if she was still in LA, i'd invite her down to the SAT July 8th samoans yearly gig in hollywood, all ages at the Knitting Factory, to get up on stage and stomp around during the "Tequilla" onstage pee wee dance contest, and air guitar with the unused 2nd guitar (during my 5 song shift back at the drum kit) to vancouver punk classic "Slave To My Dick." hell i could teach her Slave to My Dick for real in 5 minutes at the merch table.

JULY 2 (LATER)

"hey skye..all this cool shit i sent you on your birthdays...i was just using you to get to met Max Martin!" ha ha.

cool, i'll post a comment right into her comments column. (maybe dupe it as a message too). we're in her Top 8 for like forever so if she ever sees our band name on a coment/message it's probably like, "aw man, what crazy thing do the Samoans have for me this year?"

ha ha if she had thenight off, she was a regular goofball trying to work the "sales table" in that highschool Switched episode when they sent her to Kentucky for a week. we'd put her to work signing fake autographs at the merch table where i spend half my time every gig.

i guees now that skykdebrat is up to speed on max martin's genius, now i can send her one of my dupes of BACKSTREET BOYS GREATEST HITS which is just amazing...one of myfaovirte hits collections of all time.

AUG 7

Subject: Re: new idea for miley month? punk/mylie x 4 playlist

ahh someone i know, emily, did a "playlist" thing the ohter day onto her page. where does that link up?

i want the NEWEST mylie song "I've Got Nerve, " that's my favorite..

i'm out of town for five entire days Aug 17th / 18 / 19 / 20 /21 back dinnertime the 21st
and that would be an ideal time to have Mylie playing nonstop

and i'll put a picture up (i hve 16 pictures on the page now)
and it's header/caption will be "it's MYLIE CyRuS month!" mylie roooolz all you suckas u know you love it

and when i get back aug 21st i'll see if it's annoyed enough "punk rockers" to stay up all month.

it would be rad if you could mix one or two great 1977-82 punk songs into it

on my Favorites (towards the end) i 've been pulling up

WEIRDOS Destroy All Music
**Mylie** I'VE GOT NERVE
CH3 I've Got A Gun
**Mylie** BEST OF BOTH WORLDS
X Los Angeles
** Mylie** whatever 3rd best song
THE EYES TAQN
**Mylie** whatever 3rd best song
REDD KROSS Bubblegum Factory

that gtreat Redd Kross song w/Susan Cowsill on vocals drives punk rockers crazzzy

i don't know if all those sogns will download though

AUG 9

Subject: hahahaha i'm laughing hysterically / playlist fior angry samoans page http://www.myspace.com/192503angrysamoans
1. Miley/Hannah - I've Got Nerve
2. Weirdos - Destroy All Music
3. Miley/Hannah - Best of Both Worlds
4. X - Los Angeles
5. Miley/Hannah - Who Said
6. CH3 - I Got a Gun
7. Nikki Cleary - Summertime Guys
8. The Eyes - TAQN
9. Rose Falcon - Up Up Up
10. Dickies - Gigantor
11. Germs - Lexicon Devil
12. X - We're Desperate

this is the funniest album i've ever seen hah ahahaha ahahaha just scanning it is hysterical.

i want to go to the record store and buy a copy!!!

3 of the 7 LA punk tunes have legitmate bubblepoppy traits to them -- weirdos, and of course the dickies and the great Eyes song (charlotte caffey played bass in that band, before the Go Go's formed in1978).

i will of course put a good blonde-wig singing picture of Mylie up periodically now that our page have 16 photos...so many that evenone is left wide open (for perpetual change) for emily (or me) to fuck with unasked. E. spent five hrs (she said) putting together a long "playlist" for her page the ohter day annnd that is what put the idea into my head.

i got Paypal money sitting around if i can reimburse you for the tunes, or split or hahaha we'll bill Robert Hilburn's ass and attach a lameness surcharge.

once it's up w/miley photo, you should post the track listing and short explanatoin into I Love Music.

"The Most Insane Myspace 12 Song Playlist Of All Time"

chuck eddy called the secondangry samoans album a pop album (14 songs, 17 minutes) in his Stairway To Hell book,so whhat the fuck!

my choce of LA songs differs wildly from a conventional one by havning the Eyes and CH3 so far up. i don't know if the CH3 track is the first version (average) or the next year's re-rereocrding that was on the UK Punk And Disorderly (and a UK 45) which was AMAZING, one of the verybset 45s of all of 1982 easily


xhuxk (xheddy), Wednesday, 9 August 2006 21:54 (seventeen years ago) link

God. I love X so goddamned much.

Mordechai Shinefield (Mordy), Wednesday, 9 August 2006 22:42 (seventeen years ago) link

xxx(uh)xpost?

I figured out what Indiana reminds me of - The Starting Line's album, Based On A True Story. Particularly, it reminds me of the songs "Making Love to the Camera" and "Bedroom Talk." The way the singers use their voices - the high pitch to accentuate their points:

"I've got *big, big* plans. And *they've got* to mean something more *than just once.*" - "Bedroom Talk"

"*She* began to die, *Indiana,* it's not right." - "Indiana"

Obviously the girls (Meg & Dia) sustain the emphasis longer, and play with it more (the second "I can do whatever I want like you," the "you" is sang with much more implied expression that The Starting Line manage.) And both The Starting Line and M&D tend to speak their verses in contrast to the chorus (Like "so pale and white/determined and lost and ruined" in "Indiana")

I don't want to use the "emo" word, but partially what's going on is that bands like The Starting Line (emo) and Meg & Dia (teen-pop) are doing very similar things.

The other reason I like this comparison so much is that "Bedroom Talk" is a potentially very messy song. When it was released, I remember there was some discussion about its implications of rape. Unlike "Monster", which I contend is a dark song about dark topics, "Bedroom Talk" has the subversive up-beatVdarklyrics.

Mordechai Shinefield (Mordy), Thursday, 10 August 2006 03:29 (seventeen years ago) link

I'm nostalgic for a few months ago when we were talking about teenpop as the new goth.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Thursday, 10 August 2006 06:19 (seventeen years ago) link

I posted this on the rolling country thread, too:

Just in case some of you don't look at the larger board, you should take a look at this thread. Brief summary so far: ilX is probably moving to a new server in the next two or three weeks, though possibly will stay where it is. Will probably keep the same format. Unclear if current threads (like this one) will be able to keep going or will be archived - in which case we can simply start a new one. Worst scenario would be that ilX dies altogether, in which case we could find somewhere else to reinvent this thread (though finding a place with single pages and no subthreads - which is one thing that makes ilX so much better than anywhere else - may be a problem). Anyway, just posting this so we can keep our eye on that thread and on developments.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Thursday, 10 August 2006 06:21 (seventeen years ago) link

Just played the Meg & Dia album all the way through for the first time in a couple months, and it sounded more tolerable than i'd thought: singer-songwriter music, basically, with a bjorkish (circa sugarcubes, which means better than bjorkish circa now) trill in either one or both of the girls' voices. not bubblegum at all, as far as i could tell, and it would be better if it was, but it seems like the kind of record (like, i dunno, a good suzanne vega album or something -- actually, that's who they remind me of more than bjork) where the hooks will sink in the more i listen. as for the stories, i dunno. how powerful a microscope do you guys have to examine this music under to confirm that these are "songs based on novels"? i don't doubt they are, but i'll be damned if i can pick that up just by listening to them. for the most part, the words fly right by me.

xhuxk (xheddy), Thursday, 10 August 2006 12:55 (seventeen years ago) link

and yeah, this record is also definitely making me believe that ani difranco looms large in shemo-pop's lifeblood as well. (once upon a time i convinced myself that her vaguely jazzy little plastic castle was not a bad album; i even kept my copy for a couple years before i got rid of it. and i still have "shy" and her song with some of the same lyrics as van halen's "and the cradle will rock" on tape somewhere. and believe it or not, i even saw her live a couple times, and she was okay. but i'm not what you'd call a fan.)

xhuxk (xheddy), Thursday, 10 August 2006 13:04 (seventeen years ago) link

Yeah, it's funny. It's the same question that came up in the Country thread (whether a song forces a connection to real life/whether you can hear the lyrics/etc). I can't tell that it comes from literature - I'm only relying on the insistence from M&D that it does. I did find a number of their songs very articulate and particular about the lyrics. I don't know that it's a product of the song being based on a novel, though. I'd more likely guess that the same thing that has M&D reading classic literature is what is providing their style of writing. I mentioned on Paper Thin Walls that I think unlike Dylan's literary references - where the literature is being harnassed to discuss himself - M&D are using their songs to discuss the literature. I don't know that you'd hear that idly, but if you were searching for the "meaning" of a song like "Indiana," that might be a good starting place.

Mordechai Shinefield (Mordy), Thursday, 10 August 2006 13:30 (seventeen years ago) link

how powerful a microscope do you guys have to examine this music under to confirm that these are "songs based on novels"?

Just powerful enough to read the promo sheet.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Thursday, 10 August 2006 23:01 (seventeen years ago) link

Is anything besides "Indiana" based on a novel? (Frank, you mentioned Steinbeck and Du Maurier in your PTW blurb.) The story Dia wrote that accompanies "Monster" on their Myspace is strange (available here), some of it is much more direct, straight outta Kelly Clarkson: "Twenty years later. I didnt understand love. I didnt understand human connection. I only understood the weather: constantly changing. I understood change. I didnt understand safety, or any emotion, be it love, or hate, that could be unconditional." But overall I agree that the lyrics generally don't stick, even when I'm trying to pay attention to them.

nameom (nameom), Friday, 11 August 2006 00:17 (seventeen years ago) link

Frank, I think he meant a confirmation outside the girl's assertation. And I can't think of one, personally. Even reading a lyrics sheet can't confirm that they are based on a novel. The lyrics are still too fluid - not stuck in meaning enough to be definite.

Mordechai Shinefield (Mordy), Friday, 11 August 2006 00:37 (seventeen years ago) link

Well, once you know that "Rebecca" is based on Du Maurier's Rebecca, "Your wife was so much more than me, but I can be her now" falls into place. "Monster" is based on East of Eden, but on a part that didn't make it into the movie, I'd guess. According to Meg: "In the book there is a theory that murderers and rapist aren't that way just because they are messed up in the head. They turn out that way because they weren't loved as children and so they grow up to be 'monsters.' Characters throughout the book struggle to gain love. Hence the first line of 'Monster,' 'his little whispers, love me, love me.'"

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Friday, 11 August 2006 04:28 (seventeen years ago) link

Something about learning literature from teen-pop music strikes me funny. Shouldn't teen-pop be antithical to learnin'?

Mordechai Shinefield (Mordy), Friday, 11 August 2006 04:32 (seventeen years ago) link

The thing they don't tell you about literature in school = it is teenpop that just got old!

alext (alext), Friday, 11 August 2006 06:50 (seventeen years ago) link

well, its all the same if we read our billy shakespeare or feel for once what it's like to rebel now.

Sterling Clover (s_clover), Friday, 11 August 2006 23:01 (seventeen years ago) link

I read over Shakespeare's famous tragedy Hamlet for the second time. I have to admit I was kind of bummed about getting back into school work but it was so fun! I can't believe I wrote a teen rebellious anthem about Mr. Shakespeare, because William rocks!

nameom (nameom), Friday, 11 August 2006 23:59 (seventeen years ago) link

Kelly Clarkson's "Maybe," live in Tampa, which is one of the amazing live clips I've seen in my life (from Youtube evidence it's typical of how she performs the song, this clip just has the best sound quality), up there with James Brown on the Tami Show and Janis at Monterey and Fleetwood Mac on the Midnight Special, things like that - actually it reminds me most of the Stooges' Metallic K.O. version of "Gimme Danger," which if you can project your ears through the shitty sound quality is an impassioned performance (audience and singer haven't started baiting each other yet, as they do later in the show). If you get beyond the danger posturing, it's Iggy saying he wants to be touched, no matter what happens, and this is Kelly doing the same. Hard to get the words once the band starts exploding around her, but I think there's one point where she's singing "I'm confusing as hell, I'm all messed up."

And here's another performance of the same song, the sound clearer but thinner, the camera giving you a great view of her.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Tuesday, 15 August 2006 23:09 (seventeen years ago) link

Lots of teenpop (among lots of other things, as you can imagine) on my pandora.com station, the URL for which is below. It just went from Aly & AJ's "Do You Believe in Magic" (which I'd never heard before -- it rocks, but do they really know what "jug band music" is?) into Brie Larsen's "Hope Has Wings" (when I hadn't even asked my station to play any Brie!), but at other times it's played tons of smooth jazz or early '70s hard rock or boy country or girl country in a row. I'm not sure whether this link will let you hear *future* fine-tuning I do to the station (which, oh yeah, is now called "This Is Radio Ched") or not, but I hope so. (Also not sure whether you can start with my station and fine-tune it to your tastes. Anyway, this is a blast; I'm totally obsessed with it now):

http://www.pandora.com/?sc=sh123684599888936884

(Brie Larsen just segued into the Flower Kings, who seem to be singing about "looking for god's grace among cosmic dinosaurs" or something, so maybe they're Christian rock. Also, I don't think I like them; I'll probably nix them. But first I'll give 'em a chance.)

(Yeah, definitely Christians: "The untold Genesis of man," wow. Song just ended, and I'm still not sure how much I liked it. There was something psychedelic about it which I didn't mind. Now Christy Carlson Romano doing "Bounce," which I liked a lot right away.)

xhuxk (xheddy), Tuesday, 15 August 2006 23:46 (seventeen years ago) link

I think this suggests you'll continue to be able to monitor my ever-changing station (which just went from Gary Stewart's "Out of Hand" into Tompall Glaser and the Glaser Brothers' "Streets of Baltimore" into Garth Brooks's "Ride Horses", all great; now Cal Smith's "Drinking Champagne," which sounds awesome too), but I'm not positive; either way, maybe you should start your own station too!:

Q: What are other people listening to? How do I find shared stations?

We track the top 20 most-listened to stations and make them easily available to you. Click the share button and select "Find a Shared Station." Select from one of the 20 most popular stations or search for one of your friends by email address and add one of the stations they created to your list.


xhuxk (xheddy), Tuesday, 15 August 2006 23:59 (seventeen years ago) link

Oops, Garth's "Wild Horses", I mean

xhuxk (xheddy), Wednesday, 16 August 2006 00:00 (seventeen years ago) link

I love Pandora, I should start listening to it again. Here's the teenpop mega hyper sugar set, which I haven't checked in a while. Lotsa good stuff, Pandora plays a ton of Brie and Skye...Go Betty Go, too, they just came on (right into some meh Christian rock, major overlap I spose).

They also seem to have every weirdo Disney one-off ever, people like Analiese Vanderpol and Zetta Bytes and Christy Carlson Romano (most of her stuff I've heard is great). They added better station editing options for fine tuning private stations, very cool.

Jessica Poptastic has a nice station, too, Poptastic Radio.

nameom (nameom), Wednesday, 16 August 2006 01:33 (seventeen years ago) link

New Hilary Duff song makes it to Youtube, Play with Fire. She's growing up...it's good, but will it play to the 6-14 set?

nameom (nameom), Wednesday, 16 August 2006 14:45 (seventeen years ago) link

what is the appeal of the i am me album to those who love it? i've been giving it chance after chance but with the exception of 'boyfriend' and maybe 'coming back for more', it's not clicking. it's like...it starts off with one of the finest pop songs of the year, and then dies in a sludge of midtempo hooklessness, all of which try desperately to be as great as 'pieces of me' and fail. ashlee's best when she actually rocks out, a la 'boyfriend' and 'la la', and there isn't enough of this! she really doesn't have the voice for the big ballads like avril lavigne does. as far as albums in this genre go, it's not a patch on the first lindsay lohan one.

The Lex (The Lex), Wednesday, 16 August 2006 15:12 (seventeen years ago) link

See the 4 billion words already on this thread and previous ones answering the Lex's question. (I'll take her voice over Avril's or Lindsay's any day, incidentally--no comparison. But that's just me.)

xhuxk (xheddy), Wednesday, 16 August 2006 15:23 (seventeen years ago) link

the new hilary/haylie movie looks so much like the foster disney movies, quick adn badly made for a random profit, though foster could always act adn well im not so sure about the duffs (and im not sure that the duffs are really growing up)

anthony easton (anthony), Wednesday, 16 August 2006 15:29 (seventeen years ago) link

also, what exactly does london bridge mean

anthony easton (anthony), Wednesday, 16 August 2006 15:35 (seventeen years ago) link

It's when two women who are being fucked doggy style make out. Popular amongst premiership footballers, but then again what isn't?

Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Wednesday, 16 August 2006 15:41 (seventeen years ago) link

See the 4 billion words already on this thread and previous ones answering the Lex's question. (I'll take her voice over Avril's or Lindsay's any day, incidentally--no comparison. But that's just me.)

i love ashlee's voice when she has a song to match it - a big, hooky, pop/rock monster along the lines of 'la la' and 'boyfriend' which she can pretty much shout over. i don't think her vocal limitations are what make the album fail. but the songs! 'boyfriend' and 'LOVE' apart (and the latter...is actually awful, i think, clumsy and indecisive), there are no hooks. i have listened and listened to this album and i can't remember any melody or lyric or anything beyond this interminable sludge of guitars, over and over again (wtf are people ON about re stylistic variation) and ashlee's hoarse, slightly breathless voice left stranded above it all like a beached whale.

The Lex (The Lex), Wednesday, 16 August 2006 15:48 (seventeen years ago) link

Two kudos, Dom.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Wednesday, 16 August 2006 16:38 (seventeen years ago) link

Further research.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Wednesday, 16 August 2006 16:42 (seventeen years ago) link

why do i ask these things, when i really dont want to know the answer

anthony easton (anthony), Wednesday, 16 August 2006 17:04 (seventeen years ago) link

I wish Kelly C starting dancing or stomping around more in that live in Tampa "Maybe" video that Frank linked to. The music (evenutally) sorta sounds like a stomp, so it would've been appropriate. She gets in a bit of Axl hip sway, which is cool, but in general I'd say there's just too much tension and not enough release in the song. I get why it might seem intense to somebody. But it doesn't really hit *me* as intense. So I'm not quite as blown away as Frank.

xhuxk (xheddy), Wednesday, 16 August 2006 18:48 (seventeen years ago) link

The Marion Raven MySpace page streams both the song and video for her duet with Meat Loaf on "It's All Coming Back to Me Now," which is very much not my favorite Celine Dion song and it's not my favorite Marion Raven song either. I must say it does fit Marion's tendency towards heavily drenched overfullness.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Wednesday, 16 August 2006 19:32 (seventeen years ago) link

My editor in Georgia, knowing my tendencies, has sent me Girl Authority, which looks to be a "girl power" themed Kidzbop. Quick skim seems promising--they range across time, well back to 80s and 70s wedding music anyway, and so have "Beautiful" and "Breakaway" but also "I Love Rock n Roll" and "Dancing Queen" which is actually too high for the girls to really sing, it sounds like. They do "Pon De Replay" but without any accent! Also seems to have a weird attitude toward the dirtiness--they make awesome noises instead of saying "shit" in "Hollaback Girl" but then go right ahead and really emphasize "I can go for miles if you know what I mean" on "Get the Party Started." Also, they do songs that I've never heard of, although probably I should.

The girls are all named (there are 9 of them) and they all get nicknames in the form of "___ Girl" like "Party Girl" and "All-Star Girl." Also, they get individual bios and the first thing is "Always Says" producing such answers as "Snap!" and "Guess what?" and "Whatever..." and "Oh yeah!" which I hope the girls will work on before they have to commit to a yearbook quote, because quite frankly those are super-indistinctive.

Eppy (Eppy), Wednesday, 16 August 2006 20:47 (seventeen years ago) link

hey eppy, plenty of girl authority talk up thread. (and i believe their "hollaback girl," which is better than gwen's, is vying for the top ten singles lists of a couple folks who post here regularly.)

xhuxk (xheddy), Wednesday, 16 August 2006 20:57 (seventeen years ago) link

Lex re Ashlee:

This may be one of our few major areas of disagreement!

I cannot see how stuff like "Coming Back For More", "Dancing Alone", "Burning Up", "I Am Me", "Eyes Wide Open" and "Kicking & Screaming" could be described as an "interminable sludge of guitars" with no hooks!

Tim Finney (Tim Finney), Thursday, 17 August 2006 01:12 (seventeen years ago) link

i like 'coming back for more' but have no recollection of ANY of the others - and i have tried so much, i wanted and expected to love this album! ok, there are a few dodgy disco beats (i don't think any of these actually work, because ashlee seems only to be able to convey melodramatic angst or rawk-chick feistiness) amidst the guitars. but where are the hooks? all used up on 'boyfriend', that's where.

much much better - PARIS HILTON album. i will start a thread i think.

The Lex (The Lex), Thursday, 17 August 2006 08:05 (seventeen years ago) link

PARIS HILTON - PARIS

The Lex (The Lex), Thursday, 17 August 2006 08:28 (seventeen years ago) link

Lex, surely you recognise that "Eyes Wide Open" is like the perfect marriage of Hole and T.A.T.U.?

Tim Finney (Tim Finney), Thursday, 17 August 2006 09:26 (seventeen years ago) link

maybe, if i remembered anything about it at all? i even looked up the lyrics and they're not ringing any bells.

The Lex (The Lex), Thursday, 17 August 2006 09:34 (seventeen years ago) link

Lex this is worrying me, when have you ever let me down like this?

Tim Finney (Tim Finney), Thursday, 17 August 2006 09:41 (seventeen years ago) link

this is nowhere near as bad as you and 'dakota' tim!

i have listened to this album LOADS in an effort to get it, it's worrying me as well, this is why i'm going on about it. but it's just so unremittingly uncatchy, it goes in one ear and out the other.

maybe if i skipped 'boyfriend' before listening to the rest.

The Lex (The Lex), Thursday, 17 August 2006 09:45 (seventeen years ago) link

but really, lindsay lohan's speak does everything i am me tries to do with so much more verve and success.

The Lex (The Lex), Thursday, 17 August 2006 09:47 (seventeen years ago) link

Speak gets underrated in these parts, but that's all I'm gonna contribute to this particular interchange other than that I kinda warned you Lex that Ashlee might not be your thing: "Warning: although she laughs more than she cries and she prefers tunes to toughness and she won't forgo her sugar, she's still a fundamentally earnest confessional rocker, which I think is great, I just don't want you to claim that we misrepresent her." And also, I'm the one who recommended that you get Autobiography before I Am Me.

[Sorry if this is a double-post; I'm getting poxy fuled all over the place]

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Thursday, 17 August 2006 18:00 (seventeen years ago) link

airplay KDIS Aug 10 - Aug 16
lw TW Artist Title spinsTW spinslw +/- Reach/Mill
2 1 HANNAH MONTANA Best Of Both Worlds 83 82 1 0.3564
3 2 CHEETAH GIRLS The Party's Just Begun 79 79 0 0.3428
1 3 JONAS BROTHERS Year 3000 79 82 -3 0.3406
4 4 RIHANNA SOS 78 79 -1 0.3376
8 5 ALY & A.J. Chemicals React 75 63 12 0.3265
6 6 HANNAH MONTANA Who Said 72 78 -6 0.3074
9 7 HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL We're All In This Together 62 45 17 0.2628
36 8 HANNAH MONTANA I've Got Nerve 60 18 42 0.2861
7 9 BOWLING FOR SOUP 1985 46 74 -28 0.1942
5 10 JESSE MCCARTNEY Beautiful Soul 45 78 -33 0.1686
14 11 JESSE MCCARTNEY Right Where You Want Me 35 32 3 0.1536
30 12 CHEETAH GIRLS Strut 34 22 12 0.1799
10 13 B5 Keep Your Head In The Game 33 33 0 0.1486
16 14 NATASHA BEDINGFIELD Unwritten 32 31 1 0.1328
12 15 CRAZY FROG Axel F 31 32 -1 0.1409
18 16 DANIEL POWTER Bad Day 31 30 1 0.1405
24 17 BLACK EYED PEAS Let's Get It Started 30 26 4 0.1251
13 18 JONAS BROTHERS Mandy 30 32 -2 0.1291
19 19 RASCAL FLATTS Life Is A Highway 30 30 0 0.1362
15 20 ALY & A.J. Rush 29 31 -2 0.1208
11 21 CHRIS BROWN Yo (Excuse Me Miss) 29 32 -3 0.1337
21 22 RIHANNA Pon De Replay 29 29 0 0.1102
17 23 B5 Who's Afraid Of The Big Bad... 27 30 -3 0.13
27 24 USHER Caught Up 27 25 2 0.087
26 25 HANNAH MONTANA Pumpin' Up The Party 26 25 1 0.1057
20 26 WEEZER Beverly Hills 25 30 -5 0.1112
33 27 CHEYENNE KIMBALL Hanging On 24 21 3 0.1056
28 28 CRAZY FROG We Are The Champions 23 24 -1 0.0973
32 29 GNARLS BARKLEY Crazy 23 21 2 0.1084
25 30 GREEN DAY Wake Me Up When Sept. Ends 23 26 -3 0.0929
29 31 ASHLEE SIMPSON Invisible 22 23 -1 0.1059
34 32 HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL Breaking Free 20 18 2 0.0792
31 33 EVERLIFE Look Through My Eyes 17 21 -4 0.0551
__ 34 JORDAN PRUITT Outside Looking In 17 0 17 0.0804
35 35 HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL Start Of Something New 14 18 -4 0.06
22 36 KELLY CLARKSON Since U Been Gone 13 28 -15 0.0451
108 37 TRUE SQUAD The Birthday Song 13 1 12 0.0597
23 38 JESSE MCCARTNEY I'll Try 12 28 -16 0.055
91 39 CHEETAH GIRLS Cheetah Sisters 8 2 6 0.0449
51 40 CHUBBY C & OD Limbo Rock (Remix) 7 5 2 0.0305
40 41 SIMPLE PLAN Shut Up 7 7 0 0.0261
79 42 KELLY CLARKSON Because Of You 6 3 3 0.0106
65 43 HILARY & HAYLIE DUFF Our Lips Are Sealed 6 4 2 0.0177
54 44 HOOBASTANK The Reason 6 5 1 0.0226
66 45 JOJO Leave (Get Out) 6 4 2 0.0293
47 46 JESSE MCCARTNEY Because You Live 6 6 0 0.0195
41 47 ASHLEE SIMPSON Boyfriend 6 7 -1 0.0177
58 48 ASHLEE SIMPSON L.O.V.E. 6 5 1 0.0266
42 49 ASHLEE SIMPSON Pieces Of Me 6 7 -1 0.0111
70 50 GWEN STEFANI Rich Girl

Radio Disney is hardly the only word in teenpop; MTV-TRL is another concentration of teenpower, one that isn't committed to pushing Disney product (though for all I know they have the same parent corporation at this point). Cheyenne Kimball - with an MTV reality show - is hanging on at 35 in mainstream pop airplay with 1,248 spins, while Hannah Montana is getting a big fat zero. And JoJo's "Too Little Too Late" is getting 3,612 spins and rising on mainstream pop, while not showing in the Disney Top 50.

By the way, do any of you know what Nickelodeon is doing to promote music, and to promote itself among teenpop fans? I don't have a TV and don't know if Nickelodeon has a musical impact or not.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Thursday, 17 August 2006 18:16 (seventeen years ago) link

By the way, I like Cheyenne Kimball's "Hanging On" more than I'd feared, and like Aly & AJ's "Chemicals React" less than I'd hoped, though I probably prefer the latter to the former, slightly. And I like "Too Little Too Late" far more than anything in the Disney Top 50 other than holdovers like "Rush" and "Since U Been Gone" and "Pod De Replay." Oh, I like "Crazy" too, and it's not a holdover but is what I'd call a spillover; i.e., gets lots of kid play but got popular in other formats first. (And "Since U Been Gone" got popular in other formats at the same time as on Radio Disney.)

I'm surprised Hilary's old stuff isn't showing higher, or Avril's. My guess is that you find them around 3 or 4 plays along with "I Got You" and "Get Ready For This" and "Jumpin Jumpin" and "Who Let the Dogs Out." I wonder if the new Hilary will get much Disney play, given that it's going for a glossy Kylie Minogue Eurodisco sound. And I'll bet that "London Bridge" is getting lotsa lotsa lotsa kid play but that Radio Disney won't touch it.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Thursday, 17 August 2006 18:31 (seventeen years ago) link

Having listened to Hannah Montana, I can't see why anyone other than Disney would play it, given that it's effectively a theme tune whose lyrics involve outlining the plot of the series (a bit like the opening credits of Sister Sister, specifically where it goes "WE LOOK ALIKE - BUT REALLY WE'RE DIFFERENT!"). This said, I haven't seen Can You Handle Cheyenne Kimball's Truth?, so that could be the case for 'Hangin' On' as well. THIS WEEK: Cheyenne has difficulty getting a teacake out of the toaster.

William Bloody Swygart (mrswygart), Thursday, 17 August 2006 19:50 (seventeen years ago) link

while not showing in the Disney Top 50

That's because Jojo's new single just got added into rotation this week. Expect it to make a showing starting next week when the new top 30 comes out (although the positive response wasn't overwhelming for adding "Too Late," something like 73%).

what Nickelodeon is doing to promote music

The only Nick breakthrough is Emma Roberts, who was handled by one of the major labels with no affiliation w/ Nickelodeon specifically. IIRC Nick is part of Viacom, so I imagine the parent company is more interested in what's going on over at TRL, but they could make a little niche for themselves if they really wanted to, they have Jamie Lynn Spears, too (who as far as I know doesn't have any music available outside the theme song to her show, written by Britney!). Disney occasionally gives slight nods to Nick types but obviously their interest is in promoting their own artists...including Jordan Pruitt who I think is on Hollywood.

Avril might finally be burned out after god knows how long of "Sk8er Boi" (and nothing else) in the top 30.

Also re: the posted chart, keep an eye out for "I Got Nerve" by Hannah, it's probably her best. Doesn't seem to have much hope of crossing over...WBS, you might like "Nerve" better than theme songish "Best of Both Worlds"...it's streaming over at the Angry Samoans Myspace after Circle Jerks - "Red Tape"

It would be so great for the new Hilary to make it on RD, and I'm sure they'll do everything in their power to get it on the charts since it's still in house. But I'm pretty sure kids aren't going to be voting for it in "Wake Up"/"Beat of My Heart" numbers (I do expect it to do pretty well on TRL, though, maybe her stepping stone away from Disney?)

nameom (nameom), Thursday, 17 August 2006 20:08 (seventeen years ago) link

Also, cool that "Crazy" is on the RD charts! I've never actually heard it played, though...

nameom (nameom), Thursday, 17 August 2006 20:11 (seventeen years ago) link

At the shore this weekend and my sister has had the Disney channel on nonstop. So I've seen the Hannah Montana music video, which I found charming, and the Cheetah Girls' videos, which I found less so. I think that the That's So Raven girl is quite charming, but her voice isn't a knock-out, and all the other girls are so bland.

On Paris Hilton: I've only scanned the album, but I'm incredibly disappointed. People were telling me that the album was actually quite good - but even Storch's (very talented) production can't stop her vocals from grating on me. I can bear to listen to "Stars are Blind," but that's the exception. In general, she drones.

Christina on the other hand, is a delight. I'll probably be listening to the album in the weeks to come - because that brassy, big-band sound she's got is fabulous.

Mordechai Shinefield (Mordy), Thursday, 17 August 2006 23:05 (seventeen years ago) link

Kelly Clarkson gets on stage with the infamous Metal Skool on the sunset strip and drinks whisky straight from the bottle as she sings some classic G'n'R

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h4sJMcgeDe0

You be the judge!(If it's not old already)

Torgeir Hansen (MRZBW), Friday, 18 August 2006 01:06 (seventeen years ago) link

This being now the only ILM thread I am interested in, I feel like saying that I do not like the Paris album either. It is boring. The production is OK, but the melodies are generally not particularly engaging and her wide-eyed fantasy musings are just too dead in the delivery (and with not enough actual glee in the music, which I think is the crucial thing that kills the 80s Madonna comparisons) to work.

edward o (edwardo), Friday, 18 August 2006 03:00 (seventeen years ago) link

the melodies on the paris album are incredible and there is glee EVERYWHERE. i have no idea what you are on about ed, i would have thought you'd LOVE this

The Lex (The Lex), Friday, 18 August 2006 08:47 (seventeen years ago) link

there's no glee at all! it's so laboured and weighty, even when it's trying to be light and airy. "Stars Are Blind" is the best song by miles.

edward o (edwardo), Friday, 18 August 2006 09:53 (seventeen years ago) link

i think we just have incompatible ears, it seems to at ease, light and airy without even trying, to me. 'stars are blind' actually sticks out loads, it's so different to the rest. i think my favourite song is one of the astonishing 'nothing in this world'/'screwed'/'not leaving without you' triptych.

The Lex (The Lex), Friday, 18 August 2006 10:02 (seventeen years ago) link

Paris listening party, which I haven't taken advantage of yet, but on the basis of the four songs I've heard, I'm likely to go thumbs up. All four go for slow impact, so maybe some of yous are being too quick to judge. "Jealousy" has a not-quite-voice singing a not-quite-melody, but it's awfully gorgeous, as if her voice picks up fuzz from her throat and finds its way to this dense instrumental forest of beauty in the refrain.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Friday, 18 August 2006 17:11 (seventeen years ago) link

As for Kelly, in the Metal Skool vid she's sweet and spunky and willing to try anything, which could take her music to interesting places in the future. The biggest hurdle for her will be to learn when not to use her chops. Also, I'll bet that "sweet and spunky" and "because of you I am afraid" both make strong claims on her psyche, which could lead to years of soul-baring songs.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Friday, 18 August 2006 17:16 (seventeen years ago) link

Mediabase updates daily, though they give weekly totals, so if "Too Little Too Late" rises on Disney this will show soon (but it hasn't yet). Kelly C's got three more tunes than yesterday that are up to six plays each, this bump due to the Metal Skool vid's circulating on the Net, no doubt.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Friday, 18 August 2006 17:27 (seventeen years ago) link

Ride home from the beach today. I played a bunch of songs for my sister (10). She likes Meg&Dia, thinks Lily Allen is rubish, dislikes Carole King, and is okay with Joni Mitchell (at least with Court and Spark Joni). She also told me that I should be listening to Aly + AJ. I gave them a couple spins, and it turns out I've at least heard "Rush" before. It's decent, very Avril/Gothy. It sounds a lot like Meg&Dia, though in comparison you can hear that M&D articulate their lyrics more.

I listened to Chemicals React. I like the consistency in the lyrical theme ("You make me feel out of my element / like I'm walking on broken glass."). She's talking about elements/glass/chemicals, both on the physical plane and also emotionally. I get the feeling listening to the song that the chemicals reacting aren't the classical love song chemicals. It's more physical, like their very physical properties (skin, blood, bone?). This isn't novel, but it's fun for the moment, and the implication of physical romance doesn't seem par for the course for Disney. Especially when one of the singers is still on a Disney sitcom (Phil of the Future). And my sister swears by it.

On that note, I found most of Aly + AJ's songs on the Intro the Rush album. But I couldn't find Chemicals React there (I ended up using Myspace). Is that coming out on the new album?

Mordechai Shinefield (Mordy), Friday, 18 August 2006 20:35 (seventeen years ago) link

Nah, it's on the re-release of Into the Rush. Their parents must be mortified. Still no sign of their abstinence anthem "Plan A," which unfortunately doesn't exist yet.

nameom (nameom), Friday, 18 August 2006 20:42 (seventeen years ago) link

OK, recently I've been listening to Radio Disney for half an hour a day total, like when making my bed in the morning and getting ready for bed at night. So, inexplicably, three times in the last few days I've heard Disney play Linkin Park's "In the End." I don't know what this means. It's not listed on the KDIS playlist, that's for sure.

Also, I notice that the actual playlist doesn't altogether match up with what the Radio Disney site lists as its Top 30.

And if you check Mediabase you'll see that JoJo is neck-and-neck with Nickelback for the greatest increase in plays in the last 7 days on Mainstream Top 40, while Disney is still barely playing "Too Little Too Late" or not playing it at all. (But if you combine all charts I'll bet that Evenescence has the biggest increase in plays overall.)

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Saturday, 19 August 2006 06:16 (seventeen years ago) link

(And of course right after I logged out last night, I turned on Radio Disney and heard JoJo - but the song was "Leave," not "Too Little Too Late.")

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Saturday, 19 August 2006 12:13 (seventeen years ago) link

it turns out I've at least heard "Rush" before. It's decent, very Avril/Gothy.

I'm guessing that the part that seems "Avril/Gothy" to you is the droney verse rather than the chorus.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Saturday, 19 August 2006 12:18 (seventeen years ago) link

you make your bed frank?

anthony easton (anthony), Saturday, 19 August 2006 16:34 (seventeen years ago) link

xpost, specifically the way that the droney verse dumps into the chorus. but you're right in that it isn't the chorus that reminds me of them. there's also the three step progression from the simple spoken-word drone, into the slightly more musical "Can You Feel It," and finally the completely overblown (very Disneyesk) chorus. At least, I'm remembering Avril as doing something similar, but that could be me misremembering (I haven't listened to Avril in awhile).

Mordechai Shinefield (Mordy), Saturday, 19 August 2006 23:53 (seventeen years ago) link

The vid for LeAnn Rimes' "And It Feels Like" is quite excellent (and the song seems more excellent the more I hear it): shot amongst the jet-set, the world of princes and paparazzi - which means that by convention she must be unhappy.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Sunday, 20 August 2006 00:56 (seventeen years ago) link

you make your bed frank?

Yeah, the maid keeps calling in sick.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Sunday, 20 August 2006 00:59 (seventeen years ago) link

"Jealousy" has a not-quite-voice singing a not-quite-melody, but it's awfully gorgeous, as if her voice picks up fuzz from her throat and finds its way to this dense instrumental forest of beauty in the refrain.

Writer credits on "Jealousy": Kara DioGuardi, Paris Hilton, Scott Storch. I'd credit DioGuardi with lots of the beauty.

And I guess it's time to say that I've had an advance of the Platinum Weird CD for almost three weeks, it has powerful moments and tuneful moments, but overall it's not taking me to the moon. "Middling MOR pop-rock" underrates it, but still, that's its neighborhood (as opposed to Ashlee's restless, pained, complex, ecstatic, glorious MOR pop-rock).

[For those new to the thread, Platinum Weird is Kara DioGuardi and Dave Stewart, Kara singing lead, prod. by John Shanks, who co-writes four of the songs. Shanks and DioGuardi, together and separately, have had a hand in a huge chunk of the stuff being drooled over in this thread. You can be sure I'll have more to say on the alb.]

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Sunday, 20 August 2006 01:41 (seventeen years ago) link

I hope Lex doesn't mind, but I decided to paste in his Poptimists Paris writeup, which maybe can help us get more specific in our responses. I'm mostly with Lex on this, maybe not alb of the year, but good from start to finish, maybe a bit of a dropoff on the last two ("Sexy" has a sax solo for fuck's sake), but delicious all through.

PARIS by PARIS HILTON, track by track: album of the year!
In a shock move, people at the Other Place are being mean about this album. But it should be right up the Poptimist alley!

'Turn It Up' - a typical Scott Storch crunk'n'b banger which starts off with Paris yelping "yah! that's hott!" over minimal bleeps and beats, before it turns into this incredible super-polished Britney-fronting-Pussycat Dolls thing, breathy yelps and whispers for the verses and elegant lift-off synths for the chorus
'Fightin' Over Me' - even more minimal, plinky-plonky synths and not much else as Paris sets Fat Joe and Jadakiss at each other's throats for the honour of, it turns out, being rejected by her. "All those boys, all those silly boys," she rolls her eyes, before inexplicably giggling "Welcome to Paris!" - pronounced the French way
'Stars Are Blind' - you know this already. Gorgeous, yearning, boundlessly hopeful
'I Want You' - even more plastic fantastic, underpinned by a massive horn sample which careers along like an unstoppable force over some sterling chord changes
'Jealousy' - the one about Nicole Richie which I talked about yesterday
'Heartbeat' - absolutely gorgeous ballad which drifts along on a cloud of dreamy, very 80s synths before bursting into a chorus which is, again, really, genuinely moving in its hopefulness and yearning. It reminds me of a cross between Annie's 'Heartbeat' and 'Time After Time', it's that good
'Nothing In This World' - comes on like 'Since U Been Gone', having got the angst out of its system and able to breathe for the first time, donning its zip-up boots and heading down to the local disco for some whirlwind romance. If this means stealing another girl's man then so be it - Paris makes the line "I can do what she can do so much better!" sound like the most innocently optimistic thing ever. She doesn't mean to be mean! (Also, this album is the first I've heard which ties both strands of current teenpop - guitar-based confessional Lohan/Lavigne/Clarkson/Simpson Jr teenrock, and hott beatz'n'braggadocio r&b - together again - a really important accomplishment)
'Screwed' - an absolute stormer, much better than the remix which got leaked last year. The tune is just unstoppable, the 4/4 kick under the chorus awe-inspiring, and the lyrics excellent - in the first verse it's all about "the same old story: boy meets girl and she falls much harder than him", in the second "boy falls under the spell of a woman from hell". Somewhere in there she would like intimacy over getting screwed but until then she'll merrily dance the night away. I have lobbied for this to be the next single!
'Not Leaving Without You' - more amazing pop goodness; starts with thrumming disco synth and twanging country guitar before it explodes into an irresistible prime-80s-Madonna chorus of "We can dance! We can dance! We can dance!", a TICK-TOCK TICk-TOCK moment (surely now mandatory for all female popstrels) and a stomping, whirling conclusion PLUS RAP - "I wanna know what you dream about! I wanna know what you're thinkin' now! And when the lights go down and you come around, let me see what it's all about!"
'Turn You On' - back to the Storch crunk'n'b for a tongue-firmly-entrenched-in-the-bubblegum-lodged-in-Paris's-cheek tease of a song. "I'm sexy and you know it - clap your hands!" she orders before declaring "tonight I'll be your liquid dream" (nice, Paris, nice) and "Girls and boys are looking at me! I can't blame, I'm so sexy!" This is what I envisaged Paris's pop career to be like and she has not let me down
'Do Ya Think I'm Sexy?' - initially I just thought this was funny, shoved on to the end of the album at Paris's insistence even though everyone else involved is slightly embarrassed, and backing away from her like everyone tries to pretend the drunk girl doing horrid karaoke isn't in their group of friends, oh no, we don't know her at all. But I think I like it properly now! I never thought I'd hear a version of this hitherto appalling song which made it not only tolerable but good

So, overall: POP ALBUM OF THE YEAR! Hurrah!

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Sunday, 20 August 2006 05:11 (seventeen years ago) link

Songwriting credits:

1 "Turn It Up" Bowden, Hilton, Magnet, Storch 3:12
2 "Fightin' Over Me" Fat Joe, Hilton, Jackson, Jackson, Jadakiss, Magnet, Storch 4:01
3 "Stars Are Blind" Garlbay, McCarthy, Solomon 3:56
4 "I Want You" Bogart, DioGuardi, Gibb, Rotem 3:12
5 "Jealousy" DioGuardi, Hilton, Storch 3:40
6 "Heartbeat" Alexander, Steinberg, Storch 3:43
7 "Nothing in This World" Gottwald, Solomon 3:10
8 "Screwed" DioGuardi, Wells 3:41
9 "Not Leaving Without You" DioGuardi, Hilton, Wells 3:35
10 "Turn You On" Hilton, Jackson, Jackson, Storch, Triggs 3:06
11 "Do Ya Think I'm Sexy" Appice, Hitchings, Stewart 4:34

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Sunday, 20 August 2006 05:15 (seventeen years ago) link

I don't know the producer credits, though presumably Storch produced anything that lists him as a writer. And my guess is that Wells produced anything he co-wrote, possibly with DioGuardi joining him as producer. But I hear a similar strategy on all tracks, despite the variety of melody: you've got a fuzzed-up voice without much upper register, so the voice is thrown into a density of overall sound. This is probably what Edward O. hears as labored and weighty, but I feel it as rich and scrumptious. One thing I didn't mention about "Jealousy" is that it has a mixed-back guitar roar, rock darkness amid the instrumental density, something goths should try. Mystery. Something spooky.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Sunday, 20 August 2006 05:26 (seventeen years ago) link

this album is the first I've heard which ties both strands of current teenpop - guitar-based confessional Lohan/Lavigne/Clarkson/Simpson Jr teenrock, and hott beatz'n'braggadocio r&b

Um, P!nk certainly had these moments. And Clarkson too, though I wouldn't call it braggadocio, and it would be hott beat dance-pop more than hott beat r&b. Kelly was dance-pop before she was rock. But maybe in her case she alternates different types of songs rather than running them together.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Sunday, 20 August 2006 05:33 (seventeen years ago) link

I'm in love with the new Frank song, "I'm Not Shy"!! Anyone else?

musically (musically), Sunday, 20 August 2006 05:52 (seventeen years ago) link

pink never really did both at the same time though did she? apart from 'get the party started' being wildly out-of-place on missundazstood - in fact pink's raison d'etre post-GTPS has been to define herself against her former r&b persona, to emphasise her new real, authentic, confessional music as something opposed to superficial slick r&beats.

dancepop and confessional rock sit together more easily than r&b and confessional rock - even ashlee does it! while i can imagine any given teenrock singer doing an upbeat dancepop song, it's harder to imagine a clarkson or a simpson jr over storch productions like 'turn it up' or 'buttonz'.

The Lex (The Lex), Monday, 21 August 2006 12:59 (seventeen years ago) link

Anyone catch the Teen Choice Awards last night? TV world premiere of K-Fed's new single, which is so lame I might actually kind of like it. The guy is totally unequipped, seemed embarrassing but the audience ate it up anyway. Seems like the confessional-type stars of the last two years were blacklisted from the event...I can't imagine Ashlee Simpson even being invited at this point (Jessica hosted). It was mostly fun with tabloid culture, Nick Lachey wins for Best Love Song and gets up and says "um, awkward," Britney comes out to announce K-Fed, etc. Have Ashlee and Lindsay, both fairly immersed in the tabloids at this point, been rejected by the Teen Choicers or what?

Anyway, the bigger news is that Skye's track with Dr. Luke and Max Martin is confirmed, called "Girl Like Me." The only description of it so far is "rock" (duh) so probably Kelly C/Veronicas variety. Album pushed to next year, hopefully the single will come out before then.

Also, there's a little bit of the R&B past running through Pink's new stuff, U + UR Hand is like some weird union of GTPS and 4ever

nameom (nameom), Monday, 21 August 2006 13:57 (seventeen years ago) link

"I don't know anybody who's made a record that sounds decent in the past twenty years, really," the 65-year-old rocker said in an interview with Rolling Stone magazine.

(From Brooklynvegan)

Since when did Bob Dylan become such a blowhard? I'm reminded of when Woody Allen said that movies like American Pie are rubbish. Frank, don't you see Dylan as a part of the teen-pop tradition? I suppose Ashley Simpson will be dismissing pop music 30 years hence.

Mordechai Shinefield (Mordy), Tuesday, 22 August 2006 17:54 (seventeen years ago) link

ashlee was there. she made a presentation with snoop, who seemed on purpose to be trying to look like he was reading the cue cards v. slowly and poorly.

Sterling Clover (s_clover), Tuesday, 22 August 2006 18:42 (seventeen years ago) link

Lex, Finney could talk better than I about this, but among other things I was thinking of "Is It Love" from the very first Pink album; had r&b form, confessional content, and the form helped the content: the precision of the music matched the tightness of her predicament. She's in love with a guy who doesn't treat her that well; she goes to her parents for advice even though she knows they won't know how to give it. And the crispness of Storch's arrangement on album 2's "Family Portrait" help keep that song from sprawling into total sappiness. And the melody and arrangement on "I Got Money" - the one song I love on her new alb - would be welcomed by Usher or R. Kelly or Babyface.

"U + Ur Hand" seems like it's going to be a great song, "4ever" given chopped-up beats, but then goes awry with forced singing. Irritating.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Wednesday, 23 August 2006 19:03 (seventeen years ago) link

I'm now curious to hear the forthcoming Janet Jackson album, given Storch's involvement. I never could get much out of that woman's singing - terminally blasé. I'd give her no more than 5.0's and 5.5's in Radio On, since the tracks were serviceable but had no zing. Xhuxk felt the same way, so I'm kind of worried what he's going to think of Paris. I think she's giving more, even if she has to heap layer upon layer of vocal overdubs to make it work.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Wednesday, 23 August 2006 19:14 (seventeen years ago) link

The new JoJo single got 14 plays over the last 7 days on Radio Disney, after getting 1 play in the previous 7. This feels like too little too late, given that her plays on Top 40 stations have been jumping big for several weeks now. Is it a tepid response among the 14 and unders, or is the station just cold-shouldering non-Disney product? I don't get it.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Wednesday, 23 August 2006 19:21 (seventeen years ago) link

ashlee was there. she made a presentation with snoop

Nah, that was Ashley Olson. Not sure whether or not that's weirder.

nameom (nameom), Wednesday, 23 August 2006 19:26 (seventeen years ago) link

*Olsen

nameom (nameom), Wednesday, 23 August 2006 19:27 (seventeen years ago) link

Jojo's weird, she still has some cross-promotion power with Disney even though she's not on a Disney label if lingering success w/ "Leave" is any indication (not sure if Aquamarine is affiliated with Disney at all, but there's a lot of overlap there, too). She's kind of like the Jonas Bros, who are doing extremely well after an initial lag w/ "Mandy," "Year 3000" is doing much better, no idea why but it's getting consistently voted on and is now #1 in airplay. Audiences also chose Hannah Montana's "I Got Nerve" (#2 in votes, #4 in airplay) over "Pumping Up the Party" (#11 in votes, #8 in airplay), even though the latter was the intended next single, but neither single was voted on (that's the biggest benefit of being Disney-produced, bypassing the first kick/pick voting process plus getting constant TV/radio promotion).

nameom (nameom), Wednesday, 23 August 2006 19:43 (seventeen years ago) link

"I don't know anybody who's made a record that sounds decent in the past twenty years, really," the 65-year-old rocker said in an interview with Rolling Stone magazine.

I'd like to see this in context before judging it. I mean, maybe he's just explaining how out of it he is. Or maybe he's explaining that nobody he knows, i.e. is personally acquainted with, has made a record that sounds decent (as opposed to all those decent-sounding records by people he's never met). </grasping at straws>

But it does seem stupid, doesn't it?

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Wednesday, 23 August 2006 21:27 (seventeen years ago) link

I'm in love with the new Frank song, "I'm Not Shy"!! Anyone else?

I like the song - esp. in the verse where it does a three note figure, then a variation on it but lower in the key, then another variation, still lower, very pretty. But the track has the same Brit sleekness that's often a barrier to my loving likable stuff by Girls Aloud, Rachel Stevens, Kylie, Sugababes, et al. This could reach me more after several plays, perhaps.

(No relation, btw.)

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Wednesday, 23 August 2006 22:01 (seventeen years ago) link

Pasted in from the Paris Hilton thread:

Curiously, given the way the discussion on this thread has gone, my feelings towards the Paris album aren't directed towards the singer as a persona/personality, just as my feelings towards t.A.T.u. aren't directed towards those two Russian girls and my feelings towards Boney M aren't directed towards Liz Mitchell. And I love t.A.T.u. and Boney M. Oddly enough, though I am moved incredibly by Diana Ross songs such as "Love Hangover" and "Ain't No Mountain High Enough" and "Swept Away," once again I'm not focusing those feelings on a personality or persona. This doesn't mean that I think Ross et al. have no input into their music, or that I don't hear a human voice in their singing, or for that matter that I don't have feelings and opinions about Ross et al. from what I know of their personalities/personas. Just that the feelings engendered by the music don't take the form of feelings towards a personality. (And of course this is very much the opposite of what goes on with me in regard to Ashlee, Kelly, and Lindsay. And damned if I know where I am with Hilary. She's a cipher, but that doesn't mean that my feelings aren't in search of some sort of personality there.)
I can't say that I've a good idea why in some instances I hear a personality to take in my feelings and in others I don't.

-- Frank Kogan (edcasua...), August 25th, 2006. (Frank Kogan)

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(Does anyone have a song-by-song producers list for the album? Allmusic.com specifies songwriters but not producers.)

Stephen Thomas Erlewine:

They come up with a sound that's casually modern and retro with enough heft in its rhythms to sound good at clubs, yet it's designed to be heard outdoors on the sunniest day of the summer. This is exceedingly light music, as sweet and bubbly as a wine spritzer, yet it isn't so frothy that it floats away.

Erlewine is a frog on a bump on a log, and I often think he's wrong, but he's a good critic, because he's willing to be surprised by albums and because he tries to be as articulate as possible about why he likes or dislikes something. In any event, I don't hear Paris the way Erlewine does. It's "light" in the sense of being unassuming and not coming across as trying to communicate anything weighty. But the actual sound is rather thick, layers of overdubbed vocals finding their way to choruses that often enough contain guitar chord upon guitar chord, the dense beauty of the vocals buried headfirst in the guitar thicket. The consistency I spoke of isn't just quality but timbre, different producers using the same strategies (maybe following Hilton's instruction). I don't know another album that has quite this sound. Paris's voice is itself unifying, something of a fuzzy uninflected hum from back in the throat. Compare Paris's Gottwald-written "Nothing In This World" to the Veronicas' Gottwald-written "Everything I'm Not." On "Everything" the singers are up there in the bright high pitch, working you over with ingratiating come-hither/fuck-off vocals. Whereas in "Nothing"'s pretty harmony section, Paris stays down in her comfy burr, relaxing. Not as arresting as the Veronicas, but not as irritating, either.

-- Frank Kogan (edcasua...), August 25th, 2006. (Frank Kogan)

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Friday, 25 August 2006 18:17 (seventeen years ago) link

From Mary Weiss's MySpace page:

MARY WEISS, lead singer of the Shangri-Las, is recording her first album of new material since 1965 with the Reigning Sound for release on Norton Records, with Billy Miller and Greg Cartwright producing. Mary is selecting from a batch of great new comps from today's most talked-about songwriters including Greg Cartwright, John Felice, Andy Shernoff, Jackie DeShannon and others TBA!

Mary was fifteen years old when she and her sister Elizabeth (Betty) began singing with identical twins Margie and Mary Ann Ganser in their Cambria Heights neighborhood of Queens, New York, as students at Andrew Jackson High School. They soon came to the attention of George "Shadow" Morton and shot into the charts with massive hits on the Red Bird label including Remember (Walking In The Sand), Leader Of The Pack, Give Him A Great Big Kiss, I Can Never Go Home Anymore, Give Us Your Blessings and Out In The Streets.

The Shangri-Las gave a voice to real teenagers, with Mary's explosive lead vocals delivering emotion-packed melodramas that made them one of the most consistently exciting groups of the day.

They were twinpop!

I will point out, though, that their songs were written by real nonteenagers (which doesn't mean they can't have given voice to real teenagers, of course).

There was an ilM thread about this album several months back. Interesting set of songwriters, though it pretty much guarantees a retro sound mixed w/ neogarage-rock. As does the choice of the Reigning Sound as accompaniment, I'd think. Not that she should be going for a contemporary teenpop sound instead, necessarily (she's approx. 56). I'm just afraid that the garagers will put a haze of subcult oldiness around her. If all goes well, maybe there'll be some of the musical tension and ambition of a group like the Gore Gore Girls. After all, the '60s garage sound was part of the overall changes that put groups like the Shangri-Las out of business, and the Gore Gores mix it up in a cantankerous way.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Friday, 25 August 2006 20:11 (seventeen years ago) link

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Her current look'd actually work for country, I'd think.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Friday, 25 August 2006 20:24 (seventeen years ago) link

Oops, that didn't work. I'll try again (forgot how to do this):

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Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Friday, 25 August 2006 20:25 (seventeen years ago) link

I'm curious to hear it. I tend to think that she's not going to tolerate anything mediocre. They nixed the late '70s Sire Records w/ Andy Paley producing project because they thought it just was not good enough.

Tim Ellison (Tim Ellison), Friday, 25 August 2006 20:31 (seventeen years ago) link

Ashlee on the cover of no tabs this week, while Jessica's got a quarter of a cover, with the assertion that she's lost eight pounds in two weeks. Ashlee is on the cover of Cosmo Girl, however: "CG GETS NOSY WITH ASHLEE." (Didn't look, but the title is promising.)

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Saturday, 26 August 2006 02:30 (seventeen years ago) link

I can't for the life of me imagine the emotional, empathic entry point for Parris Hilton's CD, as good as it may be, the reason and means of rooting for her as an idea on which to project whatever.

I mean, an heiress known best for nightvision porn and reality TV; where's the idol in that?

Lohan has this dramatic backstory to prop up her misadventures and so gain identification, Ashlee has that sweet, underdog thing, The Veronicas twiness provides enough Lacanian reverb to last days, Lily Allen has pluck and cheek.

Paris is just...blank. And, well, skanky. And what archetype are people saying Yes to when buying her stuff?

Grey, Ian (IanBrooklyn), Saturday, 26 August 2006 04:12 (seventeen years ago) link

Why does it have to be "an idea on which to project something?" She is what she is, yes? I think she maybe has at least somewhat interesting taste in music? So maybe her motives for making some music herself are not objectionable. And "Stars Are Blind" is a good single.

Tim Ellison (Tim Ellison), Saturday, 26 August 2006 04:26 (seventeen years ago) link

She doesn't have to be anything, of course. But we DO know who she is, in a mediated way. I mean, party of her as a commodity is her persona, which is inescapable, and--for me at least--impossible to extract from the experience of hearing her stuff.

Thing is, with almost all the Teenpop stars, even more than other genres, the persona is a huge part of the sell, and I think part of what engages us, something which I think has to do, again, with us projecting onto the mirror of the persona some aspect of ourselves.

I'm sorry to sound like a half-assed demi-academic, but I think it works like that. And hence, for me anyway, the total disconnect with Paris--there's so little there there, and what is there is just kinda Eww.

Grey, Ian (IanBrooklyn), Saturday, 26 August 2006 04:37 (seventeen years ago) link

'Projecting or recognizing and therefore gaining validation of some aspect of ourselves" I shoulda said.

Grey, Ian (IanBrooklyn), Saturday, 26 August 2006 04:40 (seventeen years ago) link

Maybe what you're perceiving as "kinda Eww" is not so manifest in this album, though?

Tim Ellison (Tim Ellison), Saturday, 26 August 2006 04:44 (seventeen years ago) link

I still have no opinion at all about Paris-the-person (who I've managed to completely ignore the existence of for the several years now) or Paris-the-maker-of-music (who I've yet to hear a note of, at least consciously.) And I can't imagine one will sway the other, once I do hear her record (which I plan to, when I get around to it).

don't know anybody who's made a record that sounds decent in the past twenty years, really," the 65-year-old rocker said in an interview with Rolling Stone magazine.

But doesn't Bob give a shoutout to Alicia Keyes somewhere on his new album? (which I haven't heard; I think I read that somehwere though.)

xhuxk (xheddy), Saturday, 26 August 2006 04:58 (seventeen years ago) link

But even without knowing of her myth-thing, don't you detect a certain blankness about her not shared by other teen queens? Doesn't the zeroness take away from the music, or at best, make it kind of Cylon-y, and not in a hot ice-queen, young Charlotte Rampling way?

Grey, Ian (IanBrooklyn), Saturday, 26 August 2006 16:51 (seventeen years ago) link

As I already explained, haven't heard the music yet, Ian. May or may not find it blank when I do. And if I do, may or may not like it despite its blankness (lots of Eurodisco and Italodisco I love, for instance, is completely blank.) Kind of hate most ice queens, either way. And don't pay all that much attention (as I've said on this thread a few times already) to most teen queens' lives. Lindsay Lohan's tabloid exploits, for instance, affect her music not a wit for me; they don't make it better or worse. They don't give it a context. It sounds the same to me as if she had no tabloid life at all. But I have nothing against people who hear her otherwise.

Anyway (and hopefully I won't get a weirdassed error message like the last four times I tried to say this), are people kind of saying Paris is the new Samantha Fox, only maybe less voluptuous? Because Samantha definitely made some excellent music, back in her day.

xhuxk (xheddy), Saturday, 26 August 2006 17:05 (seventeen years ago) link

Well, lots of idols (including American Idols) have come from reality television. Which is still beside the point that Paris on TV AND Paris in the tabloids are absent from the music, unlike Britney or maybe Lindsay, who occasionally bring the tabloids in consciously. I think the discussion of Paris in the tabloid context enriches this particular conversation, to the extent that bringing in the tabloids changes not just how some people hear the album (often the opposite of how it actually sounds, i.e. "kinda ewww"), but whether or not they're even willing to hear it at all.

Paris is a mirror, because you have "projected or recognized or gained validation of some aspect of yourself," it's just against a negative or distorted reflection. (Maybe it makes sense that listening to her vocals on the album is like walking through a hall of funhouse
mirrors)

xposts

nameom (nameom), Saturday, 26 August 2006 17:11 (seventeen years ago) link

People are saying both that there's a lot of Paris' public persona in the music and that there's not. So maybe again this is a function of what people are bringing to it...?

Eppy (Eppy), Saturday, 26 August 2006 18:30 (seventeen years ago) link

Jessica Poptastic has alerted us to Megan McCauley's "Tap That" (brief promo clip on YouTube), produced by Martin & Gottwald and sounding like a marriage of "Push It" and "Sweet Temptation" (a marriage in which both parties retain their distinct identities). Very good, possible Pazz & Jop consideration, though I think perhaps it rocks too hard. (Have to figure out what I mean by that. Something seems unnecessarily overplayed.)

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Saturday, 26 August 2006 21:24 (seventeen years ago) link

Oh, and Megan does a much longer stream of "Tap That" on her MySpace page. And she writes her own blogposts (her writing's not as vivid or funny as Brie and Lily and Skye, but she's personable). And here's the vid for "Die For You", which I think is from a couple of years ago. (Bear with me: I only first heard of her half an hour ago.) Amerigoth, sort of halfway between Evanescence and the Italo-Dane cold-voiced chicks we were talking about upthread, 'cept I swear I hear a bit of Alanis in this. And it's effective but I can take it or leave it in comparison to "Tap That."

("Tap That" doesn't seem to be getting any Top 40 airplay yet.)

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Saturday, 26 August 2006 21:50 (seventeen years ago) link

ONE TIME MY FRIEND SAID THAT SHE HEARD A STORY WHERE PARIS HILTON WAS IN THE BATHROOM OF THIS CLUB WITH THIS OTHER GIRL AND JESSICA SIMPSON, AND THAT JESSICA SIMPSON ASKED HOW TO USE COCAINE, AND IN REAL LIFE REMEMBER PARIS HILTON HAS A DEEP VOICE, AND WITH IT SHE SAID TO JESSICA, "SPRINKLE IT IN YOUR EYE,BITCH" AND I'M REALLY ATTRACTED TO PARIS HILTON, RSVP

KWIKLYX (pete38), Saturday, 26 August 2006 21:53 (seventeen years ago) link

I realzied I'm smooshing together some possibly disparate elements.

Level one: Lindsay, Kelly, Liliy, et al, in their way of sunging and in their still images get across a certain sense of drama--not sad-drama, just of some sense of human material.

Then there's the tabloid bio stuff, which is hard to escape on some level.

Then there's the appealing vacuum presented bu assorted Euro-pop people--an emptiness that's intended, iconic or in some other way, essential to the idea.

Then there's Paris. I can imagine a very smart person--and a very meta incarnation of Hilton--utilizing the strange nothing she projects as a very lovely, disturbing thing.

But as she's using the usual route--with the attendant pleasures of good craftmanship--that zero-ness...well, it certainly doesn't add anything. And again, any awareness of her exploits--probably too scolding a word--adds a quesiness (for me at least.)

Still, I've written a few parapgraphs about thiss brand of nothjing so there must be something there.

Grey, Ian (IanBrooklyn), Saturday, 26 August 2006 22:17 (seventeen years ago) link

Ashlee and Lindsay both put forth powerful characters in their music, and I think this would be true for me even if I didn't know English.

I may yet hear a strong "Paris" personality in her music; too soon to tell. And I certainly don't think there'd be anything wrong in my letting what I know of her life contribute to what I feel when I hear the music. My guess is that no one on this thread or the Paris thread really has followed Paris that closely (the Sextape Paris, the Tabloid Paris, the Reality Show Paris, or the real-life Paris).

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Saturday, 26 August 2006 22:24 (seventeen years ago) link

I remember Paris Hilton making a cameo in the first season of The O.C. And she's reading playing herself, reading Thomas Pynchon. And, of course, there is this complete subversion of the viewer's idea of Hilton. That becomes manifest in Seth Cohen's reaction (Airhead Hilton reads Pynchon? Whoa). But, since this is afterall a television show, has to consider whether this depiction of Hilton is anymore real than the assumption - didn't someone just write her into the script?

I hear a similiar thing when I listen to the album. Even when it seems like the music is subverting my assumptions about Hilton, I wonder who has written the script. That, in of itself, wouldn't determine whether I like the album. I dislike it - but because of the sounds coming from my speakers. Nonetheless, the persona is inseperable from the album - and I feel manipulated, which is disasterious if Hilton is trying to liberate herself from this carefully plotted career.

Mordechai Shinefield (Mordy), Sunday, 27 August 2006 01:05 (seventeen years ago) link

Uh, I have actually followed Paris closely, I guess I should be ashamed to admit. Mainly this is because of my GF, who became somewhat obsessed and now absolutely hates her, which is sort of the reason I've been trying to make the case for hating the album before you hear it. Paris just sort of invites it. She does do a good job of seeming iconic in a particularly American way. J. Simp also does this.

Eppy (Eppy), Sunday, 27 August 2006 02:25 (seventeen years ago) link

Hate the album or hate Paris, or hate the album because you already hate Paris (and then the question is whether or not that's fair, which it may be, I just haven't heard any particularly convincing arguments of it)? It still seems like she's essentially inviting people, including haters (maybe there are only haters, in a way, since even the people defending her that I've read are basically using the same arguments that the haters are, but reversing the "bad" judgment to "good") to enjoy the album. I'm just interested in how someone might connect those (maybe irreconcilable) invites (to hate her and to enjoy her music) without shutting everything down in the process...or else, like in this article, praising her while using all of the same assumptions of 1) who Paris is and must be, even when there's evidence to the contrary and 2) what pop music is, and specifically how it's made. The author absolutely refuses Paris any form of authorship whatsoever, even after depicting an MTV scene of Paris and Storch together in the studio (she claims jokingly she must be scribbling down a "list of sex toys"...but then who's to say that wouldn't influence the album? Skye showed the Matrix a picture of a girl being eaten by a wolf and said "write me a riff that sounds like that" -- isn't that a form of authorship?).

Along the same lines, is it unthinkable that Hilton wouldn't read Pynchon on her own, or even suggest it to the writers, regardless of whether or not someone else actually wrote that into the script?

Also, Eppy, why is Paris iconic, and why is her status uniquely American? (I'm part genuinely curious because I've only been obsessed with Paris for a half a week, and part skeptical -- to me she seems like a relatively savvy tabloid icon, which may be a little different but no less pervasive than tabloid icons in the UK.)

nameom (nameom), Sunday, 27 August 2006 15:02 (seventeen years ago) link

Vanessa Hudgens solo hits before Ashley Tisdale's (HSM-alum pop should follow Hannah up the Radio Disney charts). Don't know how long this has been around. Come Back from Myspace

nameom (nameom), Sunday, 27 August 2006 15:23 (seventeen years ago) link

I find Vanessa Hudgens' voice slightly annoying: little girly and whining (when I'm not loving Diana Ross, that's what annoys me about her voice too), but not in a big whining way, just sorta, um, little. Think the voice could work well if someone gave her a good freestyle song. "Come Back to Me" is a mediocre r & b track, even if it has gotten 20,305 plays so far today. My guess is that Ashley T. has more long-run music star potential (though I do think Hudgens' & Anonymous Hired Hand's "Breaking Free" was probably the best song in HSM).

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Sunday, 27 August 2006 22:15 (seventeen years ago) link

According to Billboard, the Marit Larsen album drops here on Sept. 11, though neither her Webpage nor her MySpace page mentions this. (If for some lunatic reason you haven't heard her yet, she's streaming her best song, "Only a Fool," on her MySpace page.)

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Sunday, 27 August 2006 22:27 (seventeen years ago) link

(Marit's total plays are only 50% higher than Hudgens' one day plays.)

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Sunday, 27 August 2006 22:30 (seventeen years ago) link

Cosmo Girl story on Ashlee was a nonstory, basically. CG writer asks Ashlee about nosejob, Ashlee says, "Can I call you back?"

(I will never be chosen to interview Ashlee, I guess. I'd have asked about the nosejob too. You have to. She's the one who, in Marie Claire, was profiled as working with kids on a project to demonstrate "That beauty comes in all shapes and sizes" and discussing eating disorders. And there she was on the cover with her innocuous, anonymous new nose. The dissonance screams at you. And she's the one who in "Shadow" said that the precondition for her finally being able to love her sister and parents was her realizing that it was "safe outside to come alive in [her own] identity." Not that she might not have good reasons for the nosejob, but she ought to say what they are. She's made the issue relevant. Not to mention that it's relevant to a celebrity anyway. Also, she'd probably have smart and interesting ideas on the subject. In Marie Claire she'd talked of various beauty trade-offs: as a teen, Jessica would use pliers to get into her jeans, while Ashless always wore stretch pants. If Ashlee wants to play volleyball, she can just put on a bra and go, whereas Jessica needs a fortified bra.)

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Sunday, 27 August 2006 23:00 (seventeen years ago) link

stretch waists, that is.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Monday, 28 August 2006 03:38 (seventeen years ago) link

nameon, obviously it isn't inconcievable that Paris Hilton reads Pynchon. I'm not about to make assumptions about her private life. I was only trying to say [obviously inarticulately] that she was reading Pynchon as an intentional subversion of people's expectation. The script acknowledges that Hilton reading Pynchon is jarring (or unexpected). Her private life really doesn't invade this fantasy world in which Hilton would never read Pynchon... and yet look - she is!

Actually, now I'm wondering about a different question. What exactly makes Paris Hilton teenpop music? Because I think the question of who is listening to the album cuts to the essence of how the album is currently occuring. I know neither my sister, nor any of the other teenage girls who give me playlists, are listening to Paris Hilton. And Paris-haters, in my experience, are generally ignoring the album. After a sex video, an album is pretty inconsequencial, I'd guess.

Maybe we're just talking about the album here because it's a convenient place to discuss it, but I feel like it has less and less relevence to teenpop music every time I spin it. The teenpop I've been listening to has been emotionally ecstatic (which Hilton is decidedly not), clean-cut or a subversion of being clean-cut (while Hilton is unapologetically sexualized), and mostly lacking in irony with some exceptions (while Hilton sounds very ironic to my ears - not listening to Hilton, but the singing itself).

Mordechai Shinefield (Mordy), Monday, 28 August 2006 04:39 (seventeen years ago) link

I wouldn't call it teenpop, actually, though it's got some overlap. But I think it's fine to talk about here. And Paris certainly impinges on the teen and kiddie worlds.

Not all teenpop is trying for ecstasy ("Because of You"* and "Shadow" and "Confessions of a Broken Heart," for instance), and of the stuff that does, the ecstasy is often pretty tepid, and the listeners seem fine with that. But I do know what you mean by Paris's sound not fitting. I'm not hearing any "irony," though. In what way is she drawing a deliberate contrast between an apparent and an actual meaning? Is "irony" the word you're looking for here? She may have plenty of meanings in addition to the most obvious ones, but nearly all music does that. (But I'm not yet paying that much attention to the words, so I could just be missing this.)

*Kelly is everything pop rather than teenpop per se, but she's super huge in the teenpop world, and "Because of You"

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Monday, 28 August 2006 13:57 (seventeen years ago) link

...and "Because of You" gets as many spins on Radio Disney as "Since U Been Gone."

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Monday, 28 August 2006 13:58 (seventeen years ago) link

Edward O, if you ever return here: You said that the Paris "melodies are generally not particularly engaging." Do you still think so? I can see how you might think that the performances are not engaging, or the vocals sound disengaged, or something (they don't sound disengaged to me, by the way, just fairly low-pitch and achieving their presence by being layered on in overdubs). But, for instance, "Jealousy" and "Nothing In This World" have very pretty tunes, to my ears.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Monday, 28 August 2006 14:05 (seventeen years ago) link

Without my noticing (it peaked in Mar, Apr, May, when I wasn't doing much RD listening), B5's "Keep Your Head in the Game" has been the fourth most played song on Radio Disney this year. (1 through 3: "1985," "Rush," "We're All In This Together.") It's got an HSM tie-in, but B5 were strong players on Radio Disney already. An old-fashioned r&b boyband (goin back to New Edition and Boyz 2 Men, etc.), w/ some rap thrown in. Nothing terrible, nothing great.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Monday, 28 August 2006 14:26 (seventeen years ago) link

Paris has got the highest ratio of good tunes I've heard on any album this year. I am also impressed by how Paris has deemed unnecessary to include any ballads on this album.

Baaderonixx: the lost ILX years (baaderonixx), Monday, 28 August 2006 14:35 (seventeen years ago) link

(Actually, what was interesting in the Cosmo Girl story was that most of the piece was the writer's insistence that Ashlee had good reason to blow her off, her argument being that girls have a right to do their beauty any way they want and any way they can, and it's rude to come in and question them about it. Like, it's a personal decision. If someone you knew in school went away for a week and came back with a new nose, wouldn't it be rude to question her about it? [Um, not really.] The reasoning seemed incoherent. How is a celeb's public image her private life?)

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Monday, 28 August 2006 14:35 (seventeen years ago) link

According to Billboard, the Marit Larsen album drops here on Sept. 11, though neither her Webpage nor her MySpace page mentions this.

http://www.cduniverse.com/productinfo.asp?pid=5534976&style=music&cart=385173247&BAB=E

(That is the wrong CD cover image, right?)

Rockist_Scientist (RSLaRue), Monday, 28 August 2006 14:45 (seventeen years ago) link

Ha! That cover is Gila, who I've never heard but who were a '70s Eurorock/krautrock group associated with Amon Duul II and the like (according to Allmusic). Does CDuniverse just post Gila album covers when they don't have access to the real ones?

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Monday, 28 August 2006 14:52 (seventeen years ago) link

Here's the "Tap That" link again. Don't want it to get overlooked amid all the Parisian matter. Evanescence goth girl jumps to Max-n-Luke and goes Salt 'n' Pepa hip-hop in the same song! Also, her latest blog post says "BREAKUPS SUCK BALLS! For the OTHER asshole, that is." So maybe, like, she could use some reassurance.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Monday, 28 August 2006 14:52 (seventeen years ago) link

And then Megan let's Kelis speak for her.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Monday, 28 August 2006 15:01 (seventeen years ago) link

"Fragile" seems to be the best of McCauley's pre-"Tap That" tracks. She's got a real wall-blaster of a voice, and she can put a high pitch in it whenever she wants to slice you. The melody goes to otherworld eeriness but the voice stays super strong. No wispiness for her. "I am fragile but I am strong enough," she says, as she invites us to follow her to hell. "To be free I'll need my hands tied." ???? (Yeah, I know she's newly single and all, but I kinda don't think I've got what it takes.)

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Monday, 28 August 2006 15:51 (seventeen years ago) link

I was a bit hesitant to love Megan at first cos in Tap That she hints at that annoying self-righteous aggression I dislike in P!nk, but after a few listens I was definitely on board. It doesn't sound that different from the other Max Martin songs, but the sort of rap-style talky bits make it so much fun and the chorus is extremely catchy. The song has real energy and shows everything that wimpy bores like Hilary and Lindsay are doing wrong, in terms of poptasticness anyway - time will tell if this approach gets her any further. Megan is having heaps of fun and sounds like a real 18 year old, not trying to be too mature but neither is she bothering to please parents of younger kids. Hopefully this will appeal to people her own age but she's certainly not playing it safe and she could just go the same way as the other fun pop-rockers like Fefe and Lillix.

Actually, speaking of Lillix I am very confused about their album release so perhaps one of you Americans can clear this up. On Amazon it says Inside The Hollow was released in July but there's not even a tracklisting and it says it'll take 3 to 6 weeks to arrive, suggesting it is not actually released at all. Was the album originally meant for that date but put back? If so it seems strange that Amazon hasn't acknowledged this. I really want to hear the album but the cheapest I can find it to order to the UK is £16.99 and no sign of it yet on CD Wow.

Jessica P (Jessica P), Monday, 28 August 2006 17:53 (seventeen years ago) link

My promo copy says it's due out on 6/16/06. Really like the one Megan McCauly track I heard, but only listened once (and I think it faded out early on Myspace).

Jessica, how does Hilary do it wrong? She's anonymous, but I don't think she's "wimpy," really, just...unobtrusive? Still distinct, but she gives herself over to just about any style you can throw at her. I agree that, er, poptastic-wise (as I think you're defining it), Lindsay is uneven (first less so than second album, but the more I listen to the second album, the more I like it. At least as recently as a few months ago, haven't listened since then except to "I Live for the Day").

nameom (nameom), Monday, 28 August 2006 18:46 (seventeen years ago) link

Frank, I definitely mean irony. There is musical irony, in that the songs involve these great romances, and yet her voice is careless, breezy (at best), droning (at worst). The words and production imply a large amount of emotion, but Paris Hilton expends none in her contribution to the album. So she's undercutting the expectation of what a love song sounds like (it sounds like she just doesn't care).

Then there is lyrical irony as well. Like in "Stars are Blind" where she's simultaneously discussing and subverting a sort of pure love. "But you can see the real me inside" aafter "Some people never get beyond their stupid pride," implies this revelation of the true Paris. You're going to see Paris, beyond your prideful condemnations of her. But she immediately follows with "And I'm satisfied, oh no, ohh." So she's just gotten through telling us that we'll see beyond this oversexed image that we're used to, and follows immediately by changing the meaning of "see the real me inside," into a sexual phrase.

Plus, the title of the song: On one hand "Stars Are Blind" in context refers to the fates. The fates are blind, love is blind, Paris Hilton can fall in love with anyone because she's such a deep person. "Got a haert and soul and body," etc. But it also means that stars, like Paris Hilton, are literally blind. The subtext of the song is that she's literally seducing this good boy. "I'm perfect for you," reminds me of the scene in Evita where Evita keeps reassuring Peron that "I'll be good for you." So I hear this other story going on where the sexualized Hilton keeps undermining the potential good girl who wants a good guy. That she's literally blind to this condition makes it the complete opposite of the original meaning of "Stars are Blind." It isn't love that's blind, it's Paris Hilton that's blind.

Mordechai Shinefield (Mordy), Tuesday, 29 August 2006 00:22 (seventeen years ago) link

According to Billboard, the Marit Larsen album drops here on Sept. 11, though neither her Webpage nor her MySpace page mentions this. (If for some lunatic reason you haven't heard her yet, she's streaming her best song, "Only a Fool," on her MySpace page.)

I heard this a month ago and was really, really pleasantly surprised by it. Why didn't I venture into this thread before? I tend to avoid Rolling threads in general it seems. Don't know why. The size overwhelms me methinks.

Cunga (Cunga), Tuesday, 29 August 2006 01:32 (seventeen years ago) link

Cunga, the rolling threads are the subcults of ilX (like the great Jay-Z/Nas throwdown thread of old, which invented its own culture).

Mordy, that's a great post. I guess I need to pay more attention to the words, rather than just sitting back and hope they come to me some day.

Thing is (as I've been saying), I actually love the sound Paris and crew got out of her voice. It's like husky butter, whereas I bet unaccompanied and single-tracked it's just a husk.

And maybe I'm coming to think that that voice is a personality, after all.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Tuesday, 29 August 2006 03:44 (seventeen years ago) link

The Lillix album comes out in Canada, like, right now (August 29). As for the U.S., their publicist told me a month ago that the album had been pushed back to January, and now the Lillix MySpace blog says this:

Hola

We've been getting many messages asking about our US release date recently, so I thought I'd take this chance to give you all an update. So far NO US RELEASE DATE has been scheduled, but we can tell you it will be sometime early next year. Fingers crossed, if all goes well! Our label Maverick is no longer in existance, and we are now only on Warner. This has caused a bit of a setback as far as the US goes, but don't worry, we still plan on releasing Inside the Hollow and touring "south of the border" :)

For all of our glorious wonderful fanships living outside Canada or Japan, you can order Inside the Hollow online from www.lillix.net or www.maplemusic.com.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Tuesday, 29 August 2006 04:09 (seventeen years ago) link

BEAT UP PARIS HILTON AND GET A RINGTONE.

(Ad on MySpace.)

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Tuesday, 29 August 2006 04:20 (seventeen years ago) link

Well, I listened to some of the Paris and first off, and not that it's of note or a defining thing, but wither she can't sing or her producers didn't let her. Most of the vocals are doubled or quadrupled, pitch corrected and rife with likely punch-ins.

Which in a way, is the perfect Paris vocal--100% processed and in every way an assemblage of parts recpnfigured by code.

If the context were more what passes for post modern, if there were a knowing smile somewhere, or, well, anything, it could be sickly brilliant.

But as is, it's the perfect audio for Maxim readers--the only imaginable audience. And even they might be put off by the plastic.

This sounds like I don't like Hilton--it's not that. I do find 'her' faintly scary, like some strange devolution, or the result of some mad labs' persona stripping experiments.

Grey, Ian (IanBrooklyn), Tuesday, 29 August 2006 06:11 (seventeen years ago) link

Is Megan doing the raps on "Tap That"? The first time I heard it, I thought it was Salt-N-Pepa.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Tuesday, 29 August 2006 06:17 (seventeen years ago) link

The fact that something is pitch-corrected is something entirely unnoticeable by me. That vocals are quadrupled is noticeable, because I hear it as more than one voice. But again, the way I feel the voice has nothing to do with plastic. "Plastic" is glossy, whereas Paris's voice doesn't have a sheen at all. It's husky. It's got fuzz and burrs and breath in it. (And I rarely look at Blender, much less Maxim.)

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Tuesday, 29 August 2006 06:25 (seventeen years ago) link

Jessica Simpson's "You Spin My Round (Like a Record)." I like "A Public Affair" a lot. This I like much less, and most of what I do like about it is because of the melody and the beats. The voice is deliberately subdued, brought down to breathiness, which isn't bad in itself - it's what Jessica did on "These Boots Are Made For Walkin'," too, and of course deep breathiness is a feature of Paris's singing, which I've been lauding. Even subdued, Jessica's voice is clearer and louder than Paris's. But on this track it's just kind of... there. I don't know.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Tuesday, 29 August 2006 06:46 (seventeen years ago) link

Ian, can you really tell the extent to which it was pitch-corrected or somehow make a relevant guess about the number of punch-ins that were done?

Tim Ellison (Tim Ellison), Tuesday, 29 August 2006 06:54 (seventeen years ago) link

Tim--when you double and quadruple vocals, you inevitably get a sort of wavering tone--like Amy Lee on the beginning of "Call Me When You're Sober", except that starts out as a single vox, then a double as an intended effect.

Obviously, Lee has a swell voice--so if even she gets that frequency-beating effect--like most folks--no, all folks--do, then Hilton's must be corrected for that silky rayon sound.

And the punch-ins--well, the songs' melodies are very punch-in-friendly, and while I'm guessing, I can't imagine Hilton would be able to do entire takes--and really, why bother trying. That's not a dis on her; it's just a way of making stuff.

Grey, Ian (IanBrooklyn), Tuesday, 29 August 2006 07:08 (seventeen years ago) link

Of course, you can actually *hear* the auto-tune on Lohan's voice sometimes, but it hardly matters. What she lacks in singing experience--she *has* a voice--she more than makes up for in framatic chops, which she to spare.

Grey, Ian (IanBrooklyn), Tuesday, 29 August 2006 07:13 (seventeen years ago) link

er--"dramatic" chops. I don't know how good her framaticism is.

Grey, Ian (IanBrooklyn), Tuesday, 29 August 2006 07:14 (seventeen years ago) link

Ian I totally thought you meant to use "framatic chops". I decided it meant something like "knows how to frame a lyric with the perfect vocal performance of it".

Tim Finney (Tim Finney), Tuesday, 29 August 2006 07:30 (seventeen years ago) link

What I maybe like best about the Megan McCauly track at the moment is that it's like the potential of "U and Ur Hand" realized (different subject matter, she's going after the guy this time, but the chorus doesn't depend on a lame joke and it's still funny and there's still basically a punchline of sorts referenced in the title). And it's the perfect union of not only what Pink is trying to do, but what Marion Raven and a few others are doing, which is the absorption of Evanescence in the Luke/Max formula. Kind of amazing that it juggles all of these things effectively, in a way it might be the Luke/Max track of the year that isn't "4ever" (if Paris doesn't count, since it's just Luke).

According to Perez Hilton and Jessica P and Myspace, fan_3 is in a new band. They didn't write the track of the year. Shut Up Stella...listening to "Country Lemonade" now, kind of a nice silly c. 2000 teenpop throwback like Daphne and Celeste with...I dunno, B*Witched maybe in the chorus + some funny fan_3 verses ("I'm gonna get so Big and Rich -- shit -- and get high with the Dixie Chicks") OK, maybe this is the best thing ever.

"What sets the group apart from the status quo is their wide range of musical influences. The combination of Fan_3s hip hop background, Kristens SoCal punk rock and Jessies singer-songwriter world gives their music a refreshingly unique and surprisingly catchy edge, as if someone laced an Eve and Green Day sandwich with a healthy dose of Spice."

A very healthy dose of Spice, if by Spice they mean the first wave of post-Spice teenpop.

nameom (nameom), Tuesday, 29 August 2006 14:19 (seventeen years ago) link

Anyone know how I can get in contact with Storch for interview? Apparently he is "in between" handlers right now. I've got space in a paper promised if I can get the interview. :-P

Mordechai Shinefield (Mordy), Tuesday, 29 August 2006 14:29 (seventeen years ago) link

Shut Up Stella are great! They are my new discovery of the moment, although not quite beating Tap That for aceness so far.

I'm not sure exactly what my problem is with Hilary because she seems in theory to be a great pop star but there's just this sense of trying too hard which I find kind of embarrassing. Like many US pop acts, she has good intentions with her pop-rock and electro-pop singles, but somewhere along the line something is going wrong because she's doing the kind of music I love and I am just not interested at all. I've nothing against Hilary herself, although she could do with being a bit more 'rough around the edges', but I just don't connect to her music at all. Some of her songs I don't mind listening to eg. Come Clean and Beat of My Heart, but I've never made any particular effort to listen to them. It could just be my personal taste doesn't match with her musical output, but it seems strange when I usually love electro-pop and rock-pop and I wouldn't consider myself particularly fussy. I just think for such a big star she really is not making as good music as she has the power to do. Her greatest hits was a US no.1 so it can't be difficult to get good producers on board, but for some reason she's never made a song that I've downloaded and played more than once immediately. I don't know if it's just me or if I'm right and she really isn't as good as she should be.

Jessica P (Jessica P), Tuesday, 29 August 2006 19:54 (seventeen years ago) link

hello, thread!

Sterling Clover (s_clover), Wednesday, 30 August 2006 15:58 (seventeen years ago) link

Hello, Sterling. Nice to see you again.

Thread (Frank Kogan), Wednesday, 30 August 2006 16:22 (seventeen years ago) link

Vanessa Anne Hudgens' "Come Back To Me" still seems weak, though I'm growing to tolerate her voice more. I'm surprised at how '80s r&b it sounds - I could imagine Paula Abdul doing this (except she'd reject it for being boring). Paula pushed her voice more, which might have been irritating but which helped to make her chirpy whine distinctive. "Come Back to Me" is getting a relatively poor 18 plays (still behind "We're All In This Together" and "Breaking Free," which have been around for months, and I've finally promoted "Breaking Free" to the category Good Song, even if it is HSM).

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 18:18 (seventeen years ago) link

Relatively poor 18 plays on Radio Disney, that is. It's getting fewer in my house.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 18:51 (seventeen years ago) link

Latest news from Brie Larson:

PHONECALLS ARE GREAT
here are some highlights from the one I just had with Sir Mimster.

G: I hate you.
B: I can't stand you.
G: No, I can't stand YOU.
B: Well, I'm sitting down.

or also.

B: Dude, there was 18,000 people there.
G: Shit.
B: I KNOW. I did a show once for 6,000 people and it was too much for me to handle.
G: Thats like, more than double.
B: Well, its closer to "less than triple"
G: Yeah.
B: Yeah.
G: Hey, ISN'T it triple?
B: No.
G: 6,000 times 3 is....
B: 18,000.
G: Right.
B: Oh uuuuhhhhh. Shut up.

In other news. I like:
1.) the sound of pennies falling.
2.) my armpit smells like dogfood.
3.) "pool's gone."
4.) friend request from The Morning Benders.
5.) the beast.
6.) diva eating dunkaroos.
7.) distance has no way of making love, understandable.
8.) blue.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 22:01 (seventeen years ago) link

ANOTHER NEW LOOK FOR ASHLEE
First the nose, now...

[I didn't get a chance to read the piece, however. The headline was in a sidebox on the cover of I forget which tab, so one can predict that the article is approximately a paragraph and doesn't tell us a whole lot about Ashlee. Oh, and Us Weekly believes that Jessica has a new boyfriend.]

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 11:26 (seventeen years ago) link

and Us Weekly believes that Jessica has a new boyfriend.] -- Frank Kogan (edcasua...), September 6th, 2006.

Singer John Mayer, who's currently on tour with Sheryl Crow. There's some tab headline about how "a friend says he makes her heart flutter" or something like that.

curmudgeon (DC Steve), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 11:45 (seventeen years ago) link

But does he make her endorphins dance?

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 18:10 (seventeen years ago) link

Maybe Aliana Lohan (Lindsay's little sister) will follow the Hilary Duff route? Starting with her Xmas album (but no singles preceding it)...

http://www.tommy2.net/2006newsgraphics/alilohanearly.jpg

nameom (nameom), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 22:24 (seventeen years ago) link

I've got one of those Voice mini-reviews due for Platinum Weird in, um, like, well, 6 hours ago and I still haven't figured out why the album isn't better. I'd certainly recommend you listen to it, especially to "Avalanche" and "Somebody to Love" (both have got a good Rolling Stones groove motion, among other things) and "Will You Be Around" and "Crying at the Disco" and "All My Sorrow" - the last of which is too lethargic but has a moment in the refrain where Kara sings "Your sorrow, too," and the piano does a little descent that's as sweetly, sadly gorgeous as the piano in "Fly." On four of the album's tracks John Shanks joined Stewart and DioGuardi in the songwriting, and those are four of the five I just mentioned (all except "Will You Be Around"). (Btw, the album version of "Will You Be Around" is far better than the one on Platinum Weird's MySpace page, where they pretend it was sung by the fictitious Erin Grace so Kara makes her voice go round and burnished.)

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Thursday, 7 September 2006 04:29 (seventeen years ago) link

(Nothing about the promo campaign for Platinum Weird makes any sense to me. It's built around a barely amusing 25-minute mockumentary about how the young drug-addled Dave Stewart was captivated by the mysterious and flighty Erin Grace, with whom he formed a band in the early '70s that enthralled record company execs and luminaries such as Mick Jagger and Elton John and George Harrison. Platinum Weird were all set to record their album when Erin disappeared, leaving a demo tape as the band's legacy. What strikes me as odd about this mockumentary, beyond the fact that I can't figure out why anyone thought this witless story would help sell a record album in the '00s, is that Dave Stewart's actual taste in musical partners isn't for flighty and mysterious femmes but for deep-voiced toughies like Annie, Barbara, and Kara (and Mick, for that matter). And maybe the sad underlying truth is that for this record's target audience (Mainstream Top 40? Adult Contemporary?), the fact that Kara helped create a substantial amount of the best pop music of the last six years is considered less likely to sell the record than is a connection to the vapid fictional nonentity Erin Grace. And that'd be because most of the performers (e.g., Ashlee, Lindsay, Hilary, Paris) she made her music with have zero cred, Kelly being the major exception. Or maybe there was just going to be no promo budget anyway, so Dave took the opportunity to finance his own thing, which he thought would be a hilarious way to poke fun at his past. I wonder what Kara thinks of all this. Maybe she's most comfortable playing second fiddle. She wants to come second, even to a nonentity.)

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Thursday, 7 September 2006 10:53 (seventeen years ago) link

Anyway, to the album itself. It's in the Fleetwood Mac/Sheryl Crow pop-rock line, which was good in its day but has fallen into dullness in the '00s, Shanks assisting in the dullness (he helped with Sheryl's and Stevie's recent albs). Kara's got a strong voice and she's going to use it, so at the end of some of these tracks she'll go to gospel-based fireworks, shouting and vamping over the background vocals. This is kind of so-what, maybe 'cause what she's saying is kind of so-what. What I said upthread about the lyrics to "Avalanche" not jelling is even more true of the rest of the songs. "When the rain comes tumblin', tumblin' down, will you be around, will you be around/When the pain starts comin', comin' out, will you be around, will you be around?" is well-crafted(those "tumblin's and comin's" are well-designed to be sung) but the idea is hackneyed even for weather imagery. (Compare to the rather startling "Let the rain fall down and wake my dreams/Let it wash away my sanity" in Hilary's "Come Clean.") "The tears on my face come down like rain." "Don't want to be alone on this planet they call Earth" - like, as opposed to being on some other planet? "Have you thrown a wish into the ocean/And watched it slowly float away." (In my notes, right after I wrote that one down, I said, "You know, I'm not looking for bad lines. I'm just writing things down as they hit me.") "Let's go back to living, instead of always throwing love away." "Only love can kill the blues." On the album's first track she sings "There's never pleasure without any pain," which you could say is the theme of the second Ashlee album - to see the light you need the dark, etc. - but Ashlee's found a way to build stories around this, giving her albums ten times the emotional complication and intellectual restlessness of anyone else's. While on the Platinum Weird album you have imagery with no story to connect to, so it ends up as floating platitudes. I'd pretty much guessed that Ashlee herself brought the complication and restlessness and that Kara and John helped her make them articulate. But now I think Ashlee might have brought the articulateness as well. Maybe Kara needs her own Kara DioGuardi, someone to do for her what she did for Lindsay, draw her out, find a way to make her words and sounds into her words and sounds.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Thursday, 7 September 2006 12:24 (seventeen years ago) link

I just built a Pandora station off "Since U Been Gone" and "Kiss" and some other stuff but those are the two it seems to be favoring. Started off with a run of pop-punk, then some soul that I mostly vetoed (sorry) and then some odd choices (B-52s, Big Audio Dynamite!) and now it's into some solid teenpop (Veronicas, Liz Phair) but it's already given me a few things I'm totally surprised and pleased by: "Tena's Song" by Foxy (which I know nothing about but like) and "Only One Too" by Jewel which is actually fairly awesome! And now Aly and AJ of course, which I don't think I like. Anyway, I had no idea the Jewel was that good, nice and Matrix-y. It's interesting that it went in a much more teenpop direction once I added "Gigantic."

Eppy (Eppy), Thursday, 7 September 2006 16:50 (seventeen years ago) link

"Collapsed"? That's the only Aly and AJ song I've ever heard on Pandora for some reason. Jewel's teenpop turn is generally overlooked (compared to, say, Liz Phair), but what I've heard of it is awesome. And yeah, it's cool to see Pandora attempt to define the "roots" of teenpop empirically. My editing has been kind of heavy-handed lately, though, when they build from an unlikely (often good) choice, it tends to venture quickly into stuff I don't like. Six degrees of separation, but in two turns it's twelve, etc.

Still haven't heard any Platinum Weird outside Myspace.

nameom (nameom), Thursday, 7 September 2006 17:04 (seventeen years ago) link

Yeah, "Collapsed." It just sounded mooshy next to...well, actually, now that I look I see it actually came after a song from Somebody's Miracle so that's not a good sign.

I've never heard any of Jewel's last two albums, so yeah, it was a pleasant surprise. Everybody was saying the last one was a "return to form" etc., I didn't know it was produced by Rob Carvello (sp?). It's interesting to hear other people's take on the Max/Matrix sound.

It's all making me think about the confessional element that Frank pegs to teenpop vs. the way other genres do it--in everything from hip-hop to indie to country it seems like the impulse is to "take things down for a second" whereas teenpop has somehow managed to round out punk's angsty sneer into a shout from the belly by crossing it with all that low-key stuff. Pandora's nice for trying to figure things out technically.

Eppy (Eppy), Thursday, 7 September 2006 17:12 (seventeen years ago) link

ASHLEE
Her New Man And Her New Hair

(Headline turns out to be fraudulent, however. There's nothing about her hair.)

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Saturday, 9 September 2006 20:16 (seventeen years ago) link

Eppy, this is the Aly & A.J. song that matters.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Saturday, 9 September 2006 20:27 (seventeen years ago) link

Ohhh no it isn't!

William Bloody Swygart (mrswygart), Saturday, 9 September 2006 21:00 (seventeen years ago) link

Never heard "Tena's Song." Foxy were a '70s Latin disco-funk band (forerunner of freestyle) from Miami led by Ish Ledesma; biggest hit was Get Off. Then in the '80s Ledesma put together Company B, who scored big with the absolutely wonderful and catchy and bright and salacious "Fascinated." I presume that's Ish on keybs in the video.

And I'm now way off-topic, but here's a clip from a recent live show by Debbie Deb, who's darker, fatter, and happier than when I saw her 19 years ago.* Poor recording, not auto-tuned, but wonderful anyway. (*Someone once told me that the Debbie Deb who did "I'm Searchin'" wasn't the same Debbie Deb who'd done "When I Hear Music," in which case the person I saw - who definitely was the "I'm Searchin'" Deb, same timbre - was an impersonator trying to cash in on the name. I doubt this, but it would somehow prove something amazing if it were true, since I rank it as one of the Top 5 live performances of my life.) Here's a continuation of the clip from the Anaheim show, in which she's singing my favorite song EVER. They pipe in a sample at the start that someone on the comment thread identifies as from "Planet Rock," which demonstrates the connection between Bambaataa/Baker/Robie and freestyle (not to mention Miami bass, bounce, crunk, snap...). The deep beat on "When I Hear Music" is a slight variation on the deep beat from "Planet Rock." But you can hear something revving up in "When I Hear Music" - even though it's a very spare arrangement - the riffs and beats heading for delirium and the sweetness of the vocals (and desperation of the vocals in the New York equivalents) having its own potential delirium.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Saturday, 9 September 2006 22:11 (seventeen years ago) link

Bloodsky, did Aly & A.J. do that themselves, or did a native Simarian do it for them, manipulating their voices electronically? (The comment thread seems unclear on this point.)

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Saturday, 9 September 2006 22:18 (seventeen years ago) link

Oops, I duped the "Rush" link into what was supposed to be my "Get Off" link. Here's the right one.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Saturday, 9 September 2006 22:21 (seventeen years ago) link

From what I can tell it's an official release - it got given a full-blown 'premiere' on Yahoo! Launch, which would suggest a record company tie-in with The Sims itself. I can't remember whether or not I actually read that somewhere, though.

William Bloody Swygart (mrswygart), Sunday, 10 September 2006 06:31 (seventeen years ago) link

Does anybody know anything about Lil Chris? He seems pretty good.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Monday, 11 September 2006 04:55 (seventeen years ago) link

buying the tabs this week, i had an uncomfortable chat with the clerk, who kept trying to convince me of the utter fuckability of jessica, in that conpiteral, straight boys away from their women tone that i have never been able to master...

(two thots:
1) i have never had anyone tell me jessica was fuckable
2) she has stopped becoming interesting)

also apparently she fired her pr guy overthe john mayer rumours, and also john mayer is a beatty in the 70s sized pussy hound.

anthony easton (anthony), Monday, 11 September 2006 06:02 (seventeen years ago) link

also, isnt the whole mockumentary thing, the plot for the gnarls barkley video, not the crazy one but the one with dennis hoppeR?

anthony easton (anthony), Monday, 11 September 2006 06:05 (seventeen years ago) link

John Mayer seems like such a random match for Jessica. He's not that attractive and not much of a celebrity.

Lil Chris was on a reality show called Rock School where Gene Simmons taught classical music school kids to perform rock music. It was a rip-off of the movie School Of Rock really. Now he's got a deal with RCA to release his first single Checkin' Me Out and it's quite popular on Radio 1 so should at least be a small hit. I really don't think he has a big career ahead of him though.

Jessica P (Jessica P), Monday, 11 September 2006 08:26 (seventeen years ago) link

Article about HSM in the Guardian today: http://media.guardian.co.uk/broadcast/story/0,,1869657,00.html

Jessica P (Jessica P), Monday, 11 September 2006 08:30 (seventeen years ago) link

Brie Larson linked to Grak (?) covering "Seven Nation Army." I haven't found anything else about them yet. I'm pretty sure they're saying "hounds of heck."

nameom (nameom), Monday, 11 September 2006 14:03 (seventeen years ago) link

Oh, there it is:

Each member of the group is an honor roll student, as well as a star in his own mind. Each has an alias, the first of which is the singer, ten year old Austin, aka “Piper”. His vocal abilities are truly rock and roll. The bass player, nine year old Garrett, aka “Soul Man” holds down the bottom like he was born in Motown in the early sixties. Add to this mixture eight year old lead guitarist Kevin, aka “Shredder” who’s manic adventures onstage are truly a joy to watch. And last, but not least nine year old Rodney, aka ”Sticks” beats the skins like he’s mad at his bigger brothers, but with a little more rhythm. Put all this together and you get the smokin’ sounds of a truly remarkable “little man” band.

nameom (nameom), Monday, 11 September 2006 14:07 (seventeen years ago) link

Ha! Came here to post a link to that Grak vid. They crush the original.

Here's what I know about Rock School:

Gene Simmons had this reality show on British TV where he takes a bunch of kids and turns them into a rock band and they get to open for someone big like Anthrax. First series he takes some classical musician types and gets them to go rock. Second series he goes to a poorer school and recruits a number of kids and initial lead singer goes on vacation so they choose another one but then first one comes back and they have a quarterback controversy and finally first one gets the nod and second one gets the boot, the concert airs, a week later first singer gets a call from a major label and they get to work on a single; meanwhile second singer forms a band with other members of the rock school crew and they go indie rock. First singer's name is Lil Chris, whom you know about (and he's not a classical musician; they were in the first series). Second singer is Ellie, and they call their band Upraw and here's their MySpace. Chris is better. He can't really keep in tune, so he's found a way to sing where this doesn't matter, basically swallowing his tongue. It works, though listening to it may get tiring over the course of 12 songs. Anyway, his style is his own invention, I'm sure. You can't teach someone to sing like that. His album's due in October sometime.

So, I disagree about no career for Chris.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Thursday, 14 September 2006 01:07 (seventeen years ago) link

I listened at random to a bunch more Grak tracks and none came close to "Seven Nation Army." Live sound is hard to get well, and maybe the spareness of "Seven Nation Army" helped it to come across.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Thursday, 14 September 2006 03:10 (seventeen years ago) link

Hoku's back in the studio according to her (relatively recent) Myspace page. The songs are free for download, too.

nameom (nameom), Thursday, 14 September 2006 14:26 (seventeen years ago) link

Somehow, Grak's "Seven Nation Army" is a miracle, better than the original while delivering what the original should have delivered on its own, maybe 'cause of having a real rhythm section and not getting caught up in Jack's mannerisms. But the Grak singer can't cut it on any other songs. The bass player and drummer seem to be the talents here. The bass guy doesn't play w/ authority, but he's found his way to the basic blob-throb of his instrument. 'Tis what makes "Seven Nation Army" work. That and the footstomp. The band's self-written songs sound as if they could be good ones, if they get recorded and performed better. The kids seem to want to be Green Day.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Thursday, 14 September 2006 20:25 (seventeen years ago) link

Today seems to be Hoku day (here and at Poptimists, though maybe M. le Bedbug is responsible for both appearances). "The Burrito Song" is wonderful and I recommend you take advantage of the free download. Her music had a light airy feel, so she kind of got forgotten between sex-babe Britney and the rock-confessional teens who followed (as did Vitamin C and M2M). I can't tell from her Webpage whether she does weddings or merely had one. And I hadn't previously known she was a Ho. (Oh God! The poor kid! Can you imagine how often she's had to hear that crack?)

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Thursday, 14 September 2006 21:58 (seventeen years ago) link

Nah, other way around, Poptimists tipped me off, forget why she was mentioned in the first place. I subscribed to her blog since whatever happens will probably go there first at this point, including whatever comes out of the studio.

Oh God! The poor kid!
I dunno, she's got like nine siblings to share insults.

nameom (nameom), Thursday, 14 September 2006 22:12 (seventeen years ago) link

Someone had suggested "Poptimism is...hoku not haiku" as a community slogan.

I myself believe that the hoku-haiku dialectic can be transcended.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Friday, 15 September 2006 01:20 (seventeen years ago) link

(It was Kat's sister Grace)

Tom (Groke), Friday, 15 September 2006 08:15 (seventeen years ago) link

BODY OBSESSION
Ashlee wants more plastic surgery!

Friends fear LINDSAY'S ELOPED

(Also, Nicole and Lindsay gloat over Paris's arrest.) (What arrest? How come nobody tells me anything?)

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Sunday, 17 September 2006 03:57 (seventeen years ago) link

Amy Diamond's "Don't Cry Your Heart Out," live. I like this almost as much as "What's In It For Me?" and I like the singing more. Lite reggae rhythm, as usual, but notice how she puts some classy jazz-blues tones right out of '50s lounge music onto the line "no one cries for you." And there's the fast phrasing on "Then you see then you know that you reap what you sow so don't weep no don't go cry your heart out," which feels very B-way showbiz. But the manner in which Amy performs them, neither of these stylings - which from most people I consider "unemotional" - lose any warmth.

(Got the link to "Don't Cry Your Heart Out" from the Teen Cultural Revolution blog.)

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Sunday, 17 September 2006 04:28 (seventeen years ago) link

Another Bedbug discovery, Standing Waltz's "Each Day." There's a big crunch with organ embedded in it, then a pretty voice arises from the mung and a sweet melody keeps getting sweeter. Sounds like A LOT OF FUN POWER POP NEW WAVE PUNK ROCK (says their MySpace page).

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Sunday, 17 September 2006 18:32 (seventeen years ago) link

The link upthread to Aly & A.J.'s "Rush" no longer works, so here's a new one. Eppy wrote "in everything from hip-hop to indie to country it seems like the impulse is to 'take things down for a second' whereas teenpop has somehow managed to round out punk's angsty sneer into a shout from the belly by crossing it with all that low-key stuff." Is this an example of what you mean? It starts droning, with the mood somewhere between reflective and dramatic, then it starts to get excited, then it lets loose with wails and tunes and yeah yeah yeahs. I said it reminded me of the Fairport Convention, for drones that build up into a payoff.

(Of course on Radio Disney the "confessional" sound has mostly given way to HSM's and Cheetah Girls and Hannah Montana's rah-rah.)

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Monday, 18 September 2006 05:49 (seventeen years ago) link

(Of course the setup for a whole slew of verse-chorus songs is that the verse parts tend to subdue the melody and the vocal pyrotechnics, so that singing isn't that far from talking - and then in the chorus everything lets loose, harmonies, call-and-response, melisma.)

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Monday, 18 September 2006 06:38 (seventeen years ago) link

Another(?)* Guardian article from Saturday about High School Musical... with a sidebar about the new wave of Disney pop stars. Looks better in the print version cos it has lots of colour pics.

*can't tell if it's the same as the one posted on Sept 11th as you have to register to view that one now

The soundtrack LP hits UK record stores today incidentally.

zebedee (zebedee), Monday, 18 September 2006 10:18 (seventeen years ago) link

oops, forgot to post the link. Here:
http://www.guardian.co.uk/theguide/features/story/0,,1872453,00.html

zebedee (zebedee), Monday, 18 September 2006 10:20 (seventeen years ago) link

Staff writers are overworked and all, but the guy really should have, you know, written about the music a little, shouldn't he have?

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 15:06 (seventeen years ago) link

Nope -- this is the UK. music is written about strictly in relation to how it is being marketed. (Of course that ought to include you know, what it sounds like...) So music is written about... badly.

alext (alext), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 15:12 (seventeen years ago) link

Clarify: not that the marketing isn't interesting or important or a part of the phenomenon and all, but I think the bias here (maybe elsewhere too, I'm not claiming this is unique) is either towards the image (emo is the new cool! emo sucks!) or in the broadsheet press, towards the mechanisms (people are saying 'emo is the new cool'). No-one (in the big press) really cares who is listening or why, or what it sounds like.

alext (alext), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 15:14 (seventeen years ago) link

I haven't heard any chatter here about the new Evanescence album - I assume because like me, everyone is overwhelmed by the amount of new music and hasn't been able to devote time to it. So last night I gave it my kinda-full-attention, and listened to the album a couple times. My first reactions:

The album is a downer. Musically and lyrically. I was prepared for the excitement and orgiastic sound from the last album ("My God - My Tourniquet," she shouted, matching her ecstasy over Jesus with a personal element of frantic singing). Instead most of the songs seem purposely underwhelming. If Amy Lee was aggressively overt in the first album, she's withdrawn and reserved on this album. Some of that might be due to the absense of the rap-metal singer Shaun Morgan (unsure if rap-metal is the precise musical term, but --), both in content ("Call Me When You're Sober") and musically - the aggression is missing.

Mordechai Shinefield (Mordy), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 15:18 (seventeen years ago) link

There's loads more to music journalism than what the songs sound like. Personally I like to read about the artist, where the song came from, who it appeals to etc. - the context is very important, as well as the description of the music and the feelings it gives the reviewer.

HSM is everywhere in the UK at the moment (frequent TV adverts for the film and CD, big posters and people wearing HSM t-shirts in the Disney store) but I can't tell if all this advertising is working. I guess we'll see when the album charts and viewing figures for its UK premiere (this Friday on the now free to view Disney Channel) are revealed. I do hope it takes off and am looking forward to seeing it on a proper TV screen (I first saw it by the miracle of YouTube just after it was on Disney USA).

Has anyone managed to acquire the full Fefe or Lillix album yet? I'm desperate to hear them, so if you have them I will trade whatever you like.

Jessica P (Jessica P), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 17:32 (seventeen years ago) link

I have the full Lillix and will let you know if I figure anything out (still no luck). I have most of the Dobson album but the PR people I spoke to were out of promos by the time I asked (which means you could probably find a few on ebay soon). I somehow doubt they'll bother to restock.

nameom (nameom), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 17:43 (seventeen years ago) link

Right. Just spent the best part of a week (on and off) reading this thread from the very beginning. And before posting anything I thought I'd better listen to something relevant. (I hope you appreciate my dedication.) So I just bought:

Ashlee's Autobiography

A compilation that came out last month on Hollywood Records called Girl Next
...or rather Smackers® (All the flavour of being a girl™) presents Girl Next

The comp is bookended by Frank's two favourite teenpop songs of the year - albeit in remixed form in one case - and in between it has all the rising girl stars of the Hollywood & Walt Disney Records rosters plus a handful of licensees from the majors. Includes several exclusive tracks, allegedly. Well, they were exclusive to CD a month ago at least. I dare say you can find all the songs on the interweb somewhere, not to mention on Radio Disney. Anyway, it's not a bad overview of what's big in 2006 if, like me, you're starting from scratch and don't have much opportunity to check out myspace or CDBaby. (Plus you get a Smackers lip gloss 'buy one get one free' coupon!)

A quick track-by-track:

1. Aly & AJ - "Rush" (Steve Augello remix) - Augello gives the song a house beat and strips out all the rock guitars. Also a more uniform dynamic; it doesn't have the slow build and sudden explosion of the original. But it's a pretty good version even so.

2. Cheetah Girls - "Cinderella". This song is off the Girls' first soundtrack album. Reminds me of early Christina Milian; I really like it.

3. Kelly Clarkson - "Breakaway (exclusive acoustic version)". Kelly sounds almost geriatric in this company. I've been completely indifferent to her music thus far (that DJ Earworm remix excepted) and this doesn't change things. Interested to see however that Avril co-wrote this - with Matthew Gerrard, who pops up again twice more on this CD...

4. Hilary & Haylie Duff - "Material Girl". From their summer movie. They slow it down a bit (I miss the driving drum beat of Madonna's version here) and they turn the bass line into a "la la" chant. Otherwise very similar to the original.

5. Everlife - "Real Wild Child". Chick-rock trio. No info about Everlife (ugh, what a generic rock band name) on the CD, just a picture of the girls, which suggests Josie & The Pussycats (1990s update). The song is pretty rockin' though, with nice Dave Grohl-like drumming.

6. Vannessa Anne Hudgens ("Gabriella from High School Musical") - "When There Was Me and You". This is her solo spot from the HSM soundtrack. Typically dreary Disney sludge, especially compared to the company it's keeping on this CD. This isn't on her imminent solo album, thankfully. She's got a great voice, though, and she's really pretty.

7. Joanna - "Ultraviolet". This is the 'other' Joanna mentioned upthread, the one signed to Geffen, and the song's from her album that came out recently. Glossy mid-tempo rock. Perfect for an episode of The OC.

8. JoJo - "Baby It's You". An anti-materialist love song with a reggaeton beat. From her first album. I hate to say this given it's 2 years old now, but this the best thing on the CD.

9. Hannah Montana - "Best Of Both Worlds". One of the songs from the HM Disney Channel TV show and forthcoming on the soundtrack album. Excellent power pop song - another Matthew Gerrard co-write (with Robbie Nevil). The lyrics basically explain the plot of the show. I love Miley's singing on this, it sounds like she's not taking life or the record remotely seriously.

10. Marié Digby - "Fool". No, me either. One of the exclusives, suggesting this is a new name. But don't get excited, this song is very dull.

11. Jeannie Ortega feat. Papoose - "Crowded" Any relation of Kenny perchance? Still, this is a bumpin' R&B tune, with a really good guest rap. According to the profile in the CD booklet (not everyone gets one), "Crowded" is 'a massive hit!' So there! Official website: http://www.jeannieortega.com/

12. Hayden Panettiere - "Your New Girlfriend". Child actress, "the current fresh face of Neutrogena" and having just turned 17 she's moving into pop. This is her debut single, album due in 2007. She's got quite a high, squeaky voice but that sits well on top of this power pop song. Another Matthew Gerrard co-write, with Bridget Benenate and Hayden herself. No myspace yet it seems, but her official site is http://www.haydenpanettiere.com/

13. Jordan Pruitt - "Outside Looking In". The "featured track from Disney Channel's Original Movie 'Read It And Weep'". I like this a lot. Jordan totally sells the "you don't know what it's like to be a teen outcast" lyric, and she has a really mature voice for a 15 year old.

14. Veronicas - "4Ever". Y'all know this obv. To be honest, I'm kinda bored of the Max Martin/Dr Luke sound now, but this is OK. Check out all the angry moms complaining on the Amazon page I linked to above about the lyrics to this!

Jeff W (zebedee), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 18:51 (seventeen years ago) link

xpost

I've got the Lillix but in copy-protected form. It's out in Canada and maybe Japan, won't be out in the U.S. until next January at the earliest (Maverick's no longer an entity, so they're on mother-label Warners, and this has held things up). You can get it from MapleMusic, presumably with shipping charges tacked on.

Have only listened a few times; a reasonably tuneful rock band, when you come down to it, nothing else remotely as catchy as "Sweet Temptation." There's a very good song called "Get Off Easy" that's got a '60s organ going, though the tunefulness gets a bit buried in the overall sound. That's what I'd say about the album as a whole, actually, though I haven't found a way to analyze what goes wrong in the arrangements. If I could afford to buy albums this one would still be borderline. (But then, "Sweet Temptation" is worth a lot on its own right, and if this were the only way to hear it...)

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 19:10 (seventeen years ago) link

(Lillix streams three of the four best songs from Inside the Hollow on their MySpace page, as well as the best song from their first album.)

Haven't heard five of those tracks on the Disney comp. As I've been saying, this hasn't been my favorite year for Radio Disney. Best 2006 songs on the playlist (not counting "Chemicals React," which I'm warming to) are JoJo's "Too Little Too Late," Gnarls Barkley's "Crazy," and the Tashbed's "Unwritten." This does not speak well for the state of teenpop. "Too Little Too Late" has stalled in the second tier, spins in the mid-thirties (as opposed to Vanessa Hudgens' boring "Come Back to Me" at 79 spins). Most of the rest is OK, but...

Rising tracks: Belinda "Why Wait" (I have no idea who, what this is), Hannah Montana "If We Were a Movie," Ashley Tisdale "Kiss the Girl."

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 19:33 (seventeen years ago) link

Hey you could have won "Girl Next" from Stylus! There may still be copies available. It's a pretty good comp, highlight (of the ones not talked about here already) is probably Hayden P, who has a deal with Hollywood now. Play has a better version of "Cinderella"; Everlife is a Christian rock trio that started doing Disney one-offs and ended up with a record deal with Hollywood, that song isn't bad but jeeeez they've been promoting it like crazy. The "Rush" remix is pretty awful, not really a song that needed such a drastic reworking (like "Come Clean," which improved in the remix version). Really like the "Material Girl" cover, though.

nameom (nameom), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 19:54 (seventeen years ago) link

I may have found Lillix on eBay - just have to check UK postage rates. Do you think I'd end up paying extra VAT on top of it? I did once when I ordered from Amazon USA, which was annoying.

Jessica P (Jessica P), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 19:59 (seventeen years ago) link

The link between all these stars (including Lillix) is their PR company, also responsible for Popgeneration.

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When I was in England I don't remember extra shipping charges aside from the overseas rates, but I could be wrong. You could also contact the above PR people if you think you might be able to cover the album somewhere.

nameom (nameom), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 20:04 (seventeen years ago) link

Oooh that's a good idea! Do you think they would send me a free copy if I was going to write about it on Dirrrty Pop (which of course I would) or do I have to pretend to write about it somewhere more popular? I'll see if Stylus has done a Lillix review yet...

Jessica P (Jessica P), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 22:19 (seventeen years ago) link

The music on the soundtrack here is Cheyenne Kimball's "I Want To," which I'm linking because Kimball co-wrote it with Kara DioGuardi and Greg Wells, the duo whom Lohan wrote most of her second album with. I think it's a pretty good song ("Hanging On" is even better); the way people praise Kimball could be designed to antagonize the people who post on this thread. E.g., Stephen Thomas Erlewine at Allmusic: "unlike other teen singers, she can control her voice, giving it shading and texture, and she has a stronger musical foundation than such teen tarts as Ashlee, which helps give the album a backbone and depth." Fact is, Cheyenne's "shading and texture" don't communicate one hundredth the personality or feeling or passion of a Simpson or a Lohan. The timbre/character of her voice seems indistinguishable from a lot of other teen voices, so far as I can tell. But personality isn't the only criterion on which to judge music, and fact is that Kimball's got good songs and a natural ease to her singing, and a good wail. Of the four tracks on her MySpace page, "Hanging On" is quite good, and of the other three, "One Original Thing" is likable and dramatic (the chords at the start remind me of Iggy's "The Passenger"), "Four Walls" is just as likable, which is an achievement for a ballad, and "The Day Has Come" isn't bad. Live clips on YouTube of "Breaking Your Heart" have miserable sound, but the song sounds catchy; it's co-written by John Rich, hero of the Rolling Country Thread.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Friday, 22 September 2006 06:32 (seventeen years ago) link

"Hello Goodbye" is the other Kimball-DioGuardi-Wells track on the album, and it's pretty good, too.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Friday, 22 September 2006 06:39 (seventeen years ago) link

Er. OK, what am I trying to say? She (so far at age 16) totally does not deserve to be a star* since she's totally generic anonymous teenpop rock confessional. And she's not even as consistently "pretty good" as I was trying to convince myself in the wee wee hours. But there's no reason in principle that generic anonymous teenpop confessional can't be great, just as generic anonymous disco can be great and generic anonymous Europop can be great - and maybe anonymous confessional* is more interesting as an idea (though not as music), since of course part of the genre is to claim that you're the individual who can't and won't fit in. But as for my listening experience, if I just come along and hear the (genuinely) great albeit anonymous whining harmonized wailing chorus of "Hanging On" I can say to myself, "Yes, I like this music, I'm with it," just as I can when I hear a snatch of great freestyle or Europop, in passing.

(Though when I pay attention to the lyrics - "I'm hanging on today/Nothing's gonna stop me anyway/I'm holding on, I'm strong/I'm the only one who can make a change" - I so get the sudden urge to go listen to "Sister Ray" or "Heaven Knows I'm Miserable Now.")

*The term "anonymous confessional" coined by Dave Moore.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Friday, 22 September 2006 14:14 (seventeen years ago) link

And what about the generally way way way better Aly & A.J.? Are they any less anonymous? I mean, their basic voices. Sure, you can hear harmonies and say, "Oh that must be Aly & A.J." And in their lyrics they follow genuinely interesting concerns (almost a stream of consciousness, on the one hand this, on the other that, Get Into The Rush But Don't Get Into Cars With Strangers And You Taunt And Torment Me There Is Absolutely Nothing I Can Do - But I'm Invincible Inside And When You're Reaching For Help There'll Be No One, And Mom Or Someone Will Aways Be There To Protect Me (Because I Need Protection!) And I'm Walking On Sunshine. Hmmm. I'm listening to this as a type, and I can hear something subtly but distinctively brown or burnt in their voices. Just a touch of charcoal there, but it adds to their strength. So, um, let's cancel my claim that they're anonymous. They're just not as in-your-face, recognize-me-in-two-seconds as Ashlee or Lindsay or Pink or Avril.

Aly & A.J. can be really good.

So my conclusion about Cheyenne Kimball is that she's best when you run across her in snatches in the background, but full-on she's a bore. </being generous and open-minded about a mediocrity who's being used to bash my beloved Ashlee>

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Friday, 22 September 2006 14:44 (seventeen years ago) link

Well, with a group like the Veronicas, "anonymous" is really just confusing the personality you're supposed to identify with by giving you two interchangable Veronicas (that is, they still have personality). Cheyenne is anonymous to the extent that she isn't distinctive or interesting. One question is whether or not to be a successful personality in confessional you have to be have the qualities of a star (that asterisk didn't lead anywhere), and then what those qualities are exactly.

If you count something like Jessica Harp's "Perfectly" as confessional, that might be a good contender for interesting idea/execution...it was literally anonymous, done by Huckapoo on the Disney Pixel Perfect OST, and just as good as any confessional song by a bigger personality/star. That one was performed by a member of Huckapoo (the original "Joey Thunders") who left the group soon after "Perfectly" was recorded, so who knows if she had star potential.

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nameom (nameom), Friday, 22 September 2006 14:49 (seventeen years ago) link

Several posts ago I meant to write "listening to this as I type," though maybe I was listening to this as a type, as well.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Friday, 22 September 2006 14:54 (seventeen years ago) link

But who knows if ex-Joey/Huckapoo (who never did anything like "Perfectly" again) would be able to sustain goodness over a whole album. Aly and AJ aren't consistently good, but they're (fairly) consistently interesting for the conflicts that come up. There's no real conflict in Cheyenne's music, only the hooks. (Aly and AJ don't make it solely on hooks, though their best ones are probably better than Cheyenne's best ones.)

nameom (nameom), Friday, 22 September 2006 14:56 (seventeen years ago) link

Aly and A.J. are consistently good in their singing, I'm realizing, though I'd say about a third of the tunes on their album are forgettable. But the more I hear them the more I hear, if you know what I mean. Even while loving "Rush" I'd tended to underrate Aly & A.J.

"Perfectly" struck me as good but not great, but I take it that the Jessica Harp version I've got isn't the Huckapoo original.

Speaking of furture Wrecker Harp, maybe "Everywhere" by Michelle Branch is the anonymous confessional masterpiece (a great sounding voice but not a distinctive one, and the "you" the song is apparently addressed to seems an utter blank). (The "maybe" in the previous sentence is deliberate, since I really don't know Branch's work all that well, so I may be totally and completely all wrong about her.)

Floating asterisk meant to be "*Just as Merry Clayton and Martha Wash didn't deserve to be stars." (Clayton and Wash had great big soul voices that were effectively used as soul tropes on rock and disco and house music; Clayton the gospel-like voice on "Gimme Shelter"; Wash one of Sylvester's backup singers, later half of Two Tons Of Fun/Weather Girls and then the big voice on "Everybody Everybody" and "Gonna Make You Sweat (Everybody Dance Now)." And once again I don't really know either Clayton or Wash's careers at all well enough to really make the claim I just did, but if my claim is right IT'S A SPOT-ON ANALOGY. Cheyenne is best as a trope. But compared to Aly & A.J. she's a nebbish.)

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Friday, 22 September 2006 15:16 (seventeen years ago) link

xpost Oops, sorry I missed your question above Frank. I do love "Rush" now, thank you, and it's totally what I'm talking about--instead of punk's "fuck you I won't do what you tell me" it's "to hell with you, I'm going to be OK on my own." Focused on the individual rather than the other, and so necessarily more monastic than punk/rock's everybody-come-together-in-resistance anthems. It starts from the "I am sad" parts of ballads (from wherever) and then the choruses are celebrating overcoming that rather than wallowing in it, which is an interesting contrast with what grunge did with its loud choruses (i.e. either "I am angry" or "this is awesome"). But also so broad that everyone can feel individually empowered, and so it's a bunch of individuals all feeling independently empowered by the same thing, which is characteristic of the generation in question, I think. The confessional must be leavened with overcoming what is being confessed to. Maybe? But I think it has to be, if it's pop.

Aly & AJ as personalities kind of creep me out to be totally honest, but given the individualism it is an interesting ambiguity that there's two of 'em.

Eppy (Eppy), Friday, 22 September 2006 15:18 (seventeen years ago) link

I do like their voices, though, especially what happens to them on the high notes, it's endearing. I want to say "I wish Lindsay would lets hers do this more" but, um, I don't know if she does already or not. She's going to have a great rasp going by the next album though!

Eppy (Eppy), Friday, 22 September 2006 15:20 (seventeen years ago) link

Well, in "Rush" Aly and AJ do what Hilary does in "Fly," which is to speak directly to the audience, cut the middleman and just say straight up "go be empowered!" There is no "I" in "Rush" (um, not meant to be a dumb joke), it's about "you." When "I" comes in with Aly and AJ, they don't always say that they can overcome, in fact on "I Am One of Them," they're sort of saying they can't overcome the obstacle... I-I-I-I am one of them (a potential victim). And often their empowerment isn't nearly as convincing as their fear.

nameom (nameom), Friday, 22 September 2006 15:30 (seventeen years ago) link

(er, the middleman being themselves, asking an audience to relate to them first, and find empowerment vicariously)

nameom (nameom), Friday, 22 September 2006 15:32 (seventeen years ago) link

I guess I always hear a musical element of triumphalism even if the lyrics are more ambiguous? Like a strong wind at your back even if you're nervous.

Eppy (Eppy), Friday, 22 September 2006 15:35 (seventeen years ago) link

(Which you don't really get in confessional music in other genres.)

Eppy (Eppy), Friday, 22 September 2006 15:38 (seventeen years ago) link

instead of punk's "fuck you I won't do what you tell me" it's "to hell with you, I'm going to be OK on my own." Focused on the individual rather than the other, and so necessarily more monastic than punk/rock's everybody-come-together-in-resistance anthems.

I'm wondering if teenpop does this "I'm going to be OK on my own" in the sound, while often enough the words refuse to cooperate. I'd say that Ashlee, Lindsay, Kelly C., and Aly & A.J. are pretty sure they won't be OK on their own, 'cept Ashlee complicates things (of course) by saying that self-assertion and independence is the precondition of her not being alone, and maybe believes that she may well end up alone and will have to live with it. Think of the arc in her songs that goes from "Right now I'm solo but that will be changing eventually" (album 1, track 1) to "There's no way back/And what if there was/You'd still be you and/I'd still have to say goodbye" (album 2, final track).

Um, that "pretty sure they won't be OK" in the last sentence isn't quite right. Their songs cover a range of moods and prospects just as people in their day-to-day lives shift moods and prospects, and a pop album usually covers many different parts of the romance cycle, heartbreak and joy and despair and re-assertion all getting their licks in.

xpost, but what I said seems to fit, except there's a hint of a shadow in "Rush," exhorting the kids to understand that their life isn't over, which means they know damn well that some kids (or many kids in some moments) are ready to turn their face to the wall, no joke. Just as way back in the teenpop when, the Dixie Cups singing in "Chapel of Love" "And we'll never be lonely anymore" are sneaking in the thought - well, Jeff Barry and Ellie Greenwich are sneaking it in - that loneliness is the base of teen existence.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Friday, 22 September 2006 16:04 (seventeen years ago) link

Although it doesn't even sound like they're going to be OK some of the time, though this rarely comes through in established singles ("Because of You" being a huge exception if it counts). It's staring at the base loneliness and really not offering anything to overcome it..."Because of You" is only terrifying, ditto "One of Them," "Confessions of a Broken Heart." There's a way that confessional teenpop can sneak away from "empowerment" until you're just sort of wallowing in the underlying loneliness, but you can still keep the sound that signified (and often still signifies, like in Cheyenne's music) empowerment, like a bridge from implicit despair to explicit.

nameom (nameom), Friday, 22 September 2006 16:19 (seventeen years ago) link

(OK, majorly contradicted myself by saying it doesn't sound like "empowerment" but it does...what I mean is there seems to be a way in teenpop to make a leap into underlying despair by altering music that might otherwise signify empowerment, maybe with goth, maybe just with minor-key gloom. I'm particularly interested to see what Kelly does next, to see how her own movement away from empowerment develops)

nameom (nameom), Friday, 22 September 2006 16:23 (seventeen years ago) link

The choruses of "Rush" and "Fly" and "Come Clean" and "Everywhere" are catchy and engulfing and invite you in, and the first three have lyrics that invite you to do just that. Whereas the choruses of "Unforgiven" and "Shadow" and "I Am Me" hit outward, and the words are very other oriented. I like Eppy's phrase "strong wind at your back," and that applies to "Unforgiven" as much as the first four; and with "Unforgiven" you can hop aboard Fefe's chant and lash out along with her. But with the two Ashlee songs - and those are the two that strike me as sounding the most punk - you can try to hop aboard, but the wind can turn around and seer your face. It's like singing along with Jagger in "Under My Thumb" or Dylan in "Like A Rolling Stone" and Courtney in "Violet" and Stan in the third verse of "Stan"; you can do it, but you won't quite know where you're standing.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Friday, 22 September 2006 16:48 (seventeen years ago) link

sorry to break into this interesting discussion, but must post this before I forget:

Chemicals React in SIMLISH with subtitles

zebedee (zebedee), Friday, 22 September 2006 17:03 (seventeen years ago) link

and invite you in = invite you to enter

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Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Friday, 22 September 2006 17:08 (seventeen years ago) link

Yeah, I saw that a couple of weeks ago but thought they botched the subtitles by not, you know, translating back directly from the Simlish. That's what Mark Twain would have done.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Friday, 22 September 2006 17:10 (seventeen years ago) link

Just want to link to my clutching stomach post upthread, so that it doesn't get overlooked.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Friday, 22 September 2006 17:14 (seventeen years ago) link

Oh poo. YouTube had to take it down. But the Coop link is still operable.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Friday, 22 September 2006 17:16 (seventeen years ago) link

(Interesting: the Hilary vids that were up on the same day as the one they took down are still there, whereas this one was taken down. So I surmise that someone is monitoring what's there of her performances and letting most of them stay, but telling YouTube to take down the one where Hilary seems demonstrably under the weather.)

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Friday, 22 September 2006 17:25 (seventeen years ago) link

Yeah, I was putting too much pressure on the lyrics, the music's more what I'm trying to get at. It seems to cross rock's drive with a sort of acoustic (not just folk but "I Ain't Mad Atcha" or "Gone Away" or something) melanchoy to work in a range from bittersweet to overcoming-struggleism. The music is like a strong wind in that you get the sense that even if they lie down from sadness (or evenmoreso WHEN they lie down) external forces are going to keep rolling them along, although maybe I'm reading too much biography into that. (Or maybe I am overly amused by the image of Ashlee lying prostrate on the ground and then getting rolled along by a wind machine. It's nicely puncturing tragedy, though, which I certainly get a sense of in most of the songs that are successful to me. It's a very lived-in tragedy, not really hyperbolic even when it, um, is. I think I should go outside now.)

Eppy (Eppy), Friday, 22 September 2006 19:24 (seventeen years ago) link

Here's a link to Michelle Branch's "Everywhere", which way upthread I'd claimed was the prototype for "Rush." (The "Everywhere" vid I linked isn't an official one, obviously, just one that I thought had pretty good sound quality.)

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Sunday, 24 September 2006 03:22 (seventeen years ago) link

Now Ashlee Looks Exactly Like Jessica

[This in a small sidebox on the cover of In Touch.]

Hasn't that idea been run into the ground?

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Sunday, 24 September 2006 05:16 (seventeen years ago) link

Do Will To Power count as teen-pop?? either way, fans will happy to learn that bob rosenberg is still on the rampage (though he apparently thinks i'm still employed by the village voice):

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=51726984

http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.ListAll&friendID=51726984&MyToken=8ec723ce-cdc2-4fdd-9831-76a7630e78bdML

xhuxk (xheddy), Sunday, 24 September 2006 14:02 (seventeen years ago) link

Dave Itzkoff article on the Slumber Party Girls in the Times today, which I haven't actually read yet. (It's going with me to do laundry.)

Eppy (Eppy), Sunday, 24 September 2006 15:50 (seventeen years ago) link

Journalists say the darndest things:

But there are no data to suggest that today’s ’tweens are any more discerning than their counterparts of 20 or 30 years ago; they may be the last group of listeners who are still susceptible to a Monkees-style all-media blitz.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Sunday, 24 September 2006 20:42 (seventeen years ago) link

I won't be in to work today because I caught another Monkees-style all-media blitz.

The Slumber Party Girls stream a few songs at their Geffen website..."Bubblegum" has a fun premise (that boy's got me chokin' on my bubblegum) and nice girl-rap section but they seem fairly bland overall. Still looking for a full version of the (only?) Trollz single "It's a Hair Thing" actually by the Valli Girls, who seem to have fallen between the tracks in this business.

nameom (nameom), Sunday, 24 September 2006 22:12 (seventeen years ago) link

*between the cracks

nameom (nameom), Sunday, 24 September 2006 22:14 (seventeen years ago) link

Boring lead melody on "Bubblegum," and the dark-voiced singing doesn't help. "Good Times" won't stream for me, but the song in the background of the EPK sounds rather good, reminding me of Destiny's Child.

Ron Fair's the guy who prevailed upon Ashlee to cover "Invisible," which was a flop (and not as good as 25 or so other Ashlee songs) - though at this point if Ashlee recorded the greatest song in recording history she'd still struggle for airplay, being shut out by "adults" and too old for teenies.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Sunday, 24 September 2006 23:44 (seventeen years ago) link

Given that this is the first I've heard of the Slumber Party Girls, I can't be too impressed with the all-media blitz. Does anyone remember the Beatles? They were a pop quartet that was incredibly adored by teenyboppers back when I was ten, and they were just inescapable on TV, on the radio, in the movies, in the magazines, even in the news. I mean, THAT was an all-media blitz. I was one of the few who resisted it.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Sunday, 24 September 2006 23:53 (seventeen years ago) link

In less legitimate points: 1) the blonde girl is absolutely terrifying, 2) the clothes seem to have been flown in from 1993 (it's like Blossom with...no, it's just like Blossom), and 3) the mention of Dic and "unified theme" Saturday morning lineups brought me back to some of the darker days of my youth.

The fact that duder wasn't able to convincingly pull of the "they're just like a rock band" line is telling.

Eppy (Eppy), Monday, 25 September 2006 01:46 (seventeen years ago) link

IE:

But he insists the strategy can’t work if the music doesn’t. “People like to say it’s prefab or it’s manufactured or whatever, but it’s really no different than four guys getting together to form a band and going into a garage and creating a vibe for themselves,” Mr. Fair said. “Except for the fact that someone was at the helm, doing it.”

Enough to make a guy want to start a PR firm or something.

Eppy (Eppy), Monday, 25 September 2006 01:51 (seventeen years ago) link

What's the deal with Yo Gabba Gabba, anyway? (The "Ren and Stimpy" to Slumber Party Girls' "[insert product] Show"?) Is it ever actually airing? I read an update from July that said there might be DVDs in the future, but no television distribution. It needs an all-media blitz, but instead it's probably the first children's show hyped exclusively through blog buzz.

nameom (nameom), Monday, 25 September 2006 02:16 (seventeen years ago) link

darn, I missed most of Ashlee on the Charlotte Church show. Will try and catch the repeat later this week. Nose job or no nose job, though (and the schnozz is still quite distinctive IMO) she certainly looks nothing like her sister

I'm tempted to go see her in Chicago now, actually.

zebedee (zebedee), Monday, 25 September 2006 10:37 (seventeen years ago) link

I think Michelle's "Everywhere" would have been better if Slade had been backing her up and singing along. Or the Dolls. Or the Ying Yang Twins. Wouldn't mind these guys taking a shot at "La La," as well.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Monday, 25 September 2006 14:05 (seventeen years ago) link

I try to grow up but I am chased by my fears: Aly & A.J. "I Am One of Them" as AmberWatch PSA.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Monday, 25 September 2006 18:40 (seventeen years ago) link

This is really disturbing. The kind of "alertness" that they're suggesting (in the song) strikes me as more of a paralyzing fear of strangers and the outside world ("It's hard to look outside my door/ with all the news reports and more"), not really great as a spokesperson message.

But maybe it's appropriate for the AmberWatch foundation, judging from a recent initiative:

Children wearing an AmberWatch® can call attention to themselves at the touch of a button when threatened or scared. The AmberWatch’s trademarked alert signal and bright flashing LED lights call immediate attention to a child threatened with abduction or abuse.

Strange that the missing children site Aly and AJ referred to in their liners promotes the opposite message:

It is much more beneficial to children to help them build the confidence and self-esteem they need to stay as safe as possible in any potentially dangerous situation they encounter rather than teaching them to be "on the look out" for a particular type of person. The "stranger-danger" message is not effective and, based on what we know about those who harm children, danger to children is greater from someone they or their family knows than from a "stranger."

nameom (nameom), Monday, 25 September 2006 20:36 (seventeen years ago) link

Well, yeah, you're right, but I find something profound - not wise and articulate, but deep - in lines like "I try to grow up but I am chased by my fears" and "Don't let nobody tell you your life is over" - especially when put in contrast with "Into your head, into your mind, out of your soul, race through your veins, you can't escape, you can't escape." I.e., what you can't escape is the call of the world and the call of the wild. Race through your veins. "Can you feel it, can you feel it, rushin' through your head, rushin' through your head, can you feel it, can you feel it?" (Raw power is a guaranteed O.D. Raw power is a laughin' at you and me. Can you feel it? Can you feel it?) And the ultimate advice is, "Into the rush, you don't have to know how, know it all before you try." ("Both of us broken, caught in a moment, we lived and we loved, and we hurt and we jumped, yeah.") So: life scary, life not fair, you have to throw yourself into life to find your voice. They haven't yet tried to say it all at once in the same song ("Raw power got a healing hand/Raw power can destroy a man"). Maybe that's to come.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 15:59 (seventeen years ago) link

There's a smashing clip on Launch Yahoo of Platinum Weird playing "Will You Be Around" live, with Kara herself smashing in mini-skirt and fishnets (go here, and under Videos click "Will You Be Around: Live@Yahoo! Music Exclusive Performance"). There's a charming awkwardness to the way she gets into emotive postures.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 16:25 (seventeen years ago) link

I guess I'm overreacting.

All your doing, is taking these amazing songs full of compassion and care, letting your stupid little brain think the tiniest most far from reality thing about a part of the lyrics like I-I-I-I-I, and becoming freakishly paranoid about it!!!! What is your problem?!

nameom (nameom), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 23:37 (seventeen years ago) link

Coaching baseball this week I discovered that the most hummed or whistled song among 12 year-old boys is "Does Your Chain Hang Low."
-- curmudgeon (curmudgeo...), September 27th, 2006 6:07 AM.
are you sure it wasn't "do your ears hang low"

-- deej.. (clublonel...), September 27th, 2006.


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Whatever it's called, you know it's based on some old old traditional one...
Oh yeah, Kelefa wrote about it in the NY Times--

September 17, 2006 N.Y. Times
Playlist
Yo, Do Your Ears Hang Low?
By KELEFA SANNEH
Jibbs

It is one of the oldest tunes in the American repertory. In the 19th century it was a minstrel mainstay known, depending on the lyrics, as “Zip Coon” or “Turkey in the Straw.” More recently the same tune has been appropriated for a children’s song (“Do Your Ears Hang Low?”) and for the ice-cream-truck jingle that you may be hearing for a few more weeks. And now, thanks to the St. Louis rapper Jibbs, the old song provides the basis for a new hip-hop hit, “Chain Hang Low” (Geffen), which should still be playing on the radio long after the ice cream trucks have gone into hibernation. He raps — brays really — the verses and a chorus of children sings the refrain (“Do your chain hang low? Do it wobble to the flo’?/Do it shine in the light? Is it platinum? Is it gold?”). Perhaps without meaning to, Jibbs has updated one of the most popular melodies of the blackface era, reprising a song that has been stuck in American heads for a few centuries."


-- curmudgeon (curmudgeo...), September 27th, 2006.

curmudgeon (DC Steve), Wednesday, 27 September 2006 15:01 (seventeen years ago) link

A thirteen-year-old I know has "Chain Hang Low" as the song on her MySpace page.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Wednesday, 27 September 2006 16:49 (seventeen years ago) link

Supa Dups' Black Chiney Remix of Rihanna's "Unfaithful" is more enticing than the original. The reggae beat makes it go down much easier. According to Kelefa, the remix is a hit in the Caribbean. (Welcome home, Rihanna.)

(And you can download it free from Supa Dups' MySpace page.)

Rihanna's probably the most played nonteenpopper on Radio Disney (more than Bowling for Soup, Gnarls Barkley, Weezer, Tashbed, Powter, Usher, Black-Eyed Peas, Rascal Flatts, JoJo [whom I'm counting as a nonteenpopper, since her base of support seems to be CHR-Pop]). Of course, RD will never play "Unfaithful," but that doesn't mean the Disney audience won't make its way to that song.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Wednesday, 27 September 2006 17:41 (seventeen years ago) link

The attack of the Bels:

New on Disney this week: Belanova "Eres Tu," which is a wimpy Spanish-language version of "What I've Been Looking For" from High School Musical, which Gabreel & Tisdale did much better. (I like the other songs on the Belanova MySpace page more; smooth disco moods, I'd call 'em.)

New on Disney last week: Belinda "Why Wait." Belinda is a Mexican singer who did the great "Angel" a couple of years ago - it's like Madonna at her aching eightiesish best; the sound's too low on this YouTubed vid (you can go hear/see it on Launch Yahoo in its full glory*); it's well worth viewing for its wonderful morbidity. In fact, I insist you watch it. "Why Wait," unfortunately, isn't one-tenth as good. It's on Radio Disney 'cause it's featured in Cheetah Girls 2.)

Her current Mexican single, "Ni Freud Ni Tu Mamá" ("Knee Freud Knee Your Mother") is way better than "Why Wait," though it's no "Angel." I found this info about it on the Web:

"Ni Freud ni tu mamá" el nuevo tema de la superestrella mexicana Belinda, llega esta semana a la radio latina de EUA. Esta canción escrita por la propia intérprete, será la carta de presentación a su nuevo álbum "Utopía," el primero para EMI Televisa Music.

El tema es de corte pop de actitud honesta y decidida, original de la misma Belinda y producido por Kara DioGuardi, productora de estelares cantantes como Kelly Clarkson y Gwen Stefani.

*Don't know if you can get access to it overseas (just as I don't have access to Launch Yahoo's British vids).

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Wednesday, 27 September 2006 19:21 (seventeen years ago) link

Not sure if this or last week (or some week before that) marked the first time in a very very long time there's been NO Hilary Duff in the RD Top 30. Disney so far has had nothing to do with "Play with Fire," which isn't even eligible for online voting. Inexplicably eligible: The Raconteurs - Steady As She Goes. (Best audio at their site.)

nameom (nameom), Wednesday, 27 September 2006 20:04 (seventeen years ago) link

"Steady As She Goes" isn't light years distant from the Jonas Bros' "Mandy" or "Year 3000." Whereas "Play With Fire" is an unabashed Kylie-style club track. That doesn't take it totally off the Radio Disney map; Disney is the only station in Denver that plays anything remotely close to techno and house and big beat, after all. But "Play With Fire" isn't matching up to much of the Disney chart these days. (Not that I expect "Steady As She Goes" to make it either.)

It's an interesting choice on Duff's part. Supposedly the album's going to be more of the same. Maybe she simply loves disco. It's a good track, but about one track per year hits in that style in the U.S. (This was Cascada's year, I guess.) It's not one of the Billboard Top 25 club tracks. It's getting no Top 40 play (well, seven spins nationwide last week). I wonder how it's doing in Australia. What's her relation to Disney? She's still on Hollywood Records.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Wednesday, 27 September 2006 22:14 (seventeen years ago) link

RBD's lame ballad "Tu Amor" is starting to break on on Top 40 and on R&B stations, though it's too early to tell if it'll go big. Swygart and Haikunym were trying to get us to pay attention to these guys earlier this year.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Wednesday, 27 September 2006 22:41 (seventeen years ago) link

Well, inexplicable because it was introduced for eligibility without being voted on (pick/kick), don't understand why they would do that with that song. "Play with Fire" did pretty well on TRL, forget what the peak was but it was regularly in the Top Ten for a while. It's still in the top ten video streams at MTV.com.

nameom (nameom), Wednesday, 27 September 2006 23:06 (seventeen years ago) link

I'm wondering if Duff and Hollywood Records/Disney chose not to go for Radio Disney, thinking that she has to disassociate herself from teenpop if she wants to develop her career. I have no evidence for this; I'm just speculating.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Thursday, 28 September 2006 04:10 (seventeen years ago) link

Asian version of "Breaking Free," put together by Disney Channel's Asian branch. Rather anemic; Nikki Gil, Vince Chong, and Alicia Pan. They're nowhere up to Zac Efron, Andrew Seeley, and Vanessa Hudgens. (Guess this puts all my grousing about Hudgens' voice in perspective. She certainly can project more passion and personality than these people. "Come Back to Me" still seems really mediocre.)

"Breaking Free," by the way, is written and produced by Jamie Houston, about whom I know almost nothing. A quick Google search finds that a Jamie Houston produced but did not write "It's Oh So Quiet" on the Ice Princess soundtrack, performed by Lucy woodward (and overdone show tune [Dave, didn't you tell me Bjork had done it first?], and he and Woodward wrote "What's Good For Me" which was on her album. Good, rousing, though not up to the best of her Shanks songs (or "Breaking Free"). There's a Jamie Houston on the credits of a couple of Michael Bolton songs; I don't know if that's the same guy. Probably is. Assuming they're all the same fellow, he's got a track on last year's Carlos Santana album, co-writes something on a James Dean Hicks album (guessing it's country), co-wrote the title track on Jessica Simpson's Sweet Kisses, wrote an O-Town song, co-wrote and Aaron Neville song, co-wrote an Aaron Carter song, a Cheetah Girls song, a Jennifer Paige song, etc. etc. etc. Don't think I've heard any but the Woodwards.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Thursday, 28 September 2006 05:04 (seventeen years ago) link

Humility Award for 2006 goes to Supa Dups:

THE BIOGRAPHY OF BLACK CHINEY. Black Chiney, the sound, like Jesus, had very humble beginnings. The brainchild of Supa Dups it quietly came into being in September of 1999 as a mixed Reggae/Hip-Hop CD.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Thursday, 28 September 2006 16:06 (seventeen years ago) link

Also referred to as "Jaime Houston" in the Lucy Woodward liners IIRC but I think it was a typo. Thought I saw the name in Girl Next, checking again it was "When There Was Me and You" from HSM. Here's the Bjork video. I always hear one of these lines as "You blow a fuse/ the Democrats lose."

nameom (nameom), Thursday, 28 September 2006 19:00 (seventeen years ago) link

Paris Hilton's great "Nothing In This World" is flopping on Top 40, and Aly & A.J.'s "Chemicals React" is almost nonexistent there (only 73 spins throughout the entire U.S.). However, besides doing well on Radio Disney [and I'm guessing it's doing something but not a lot on MTV], "Chemicals React" is up to number 18 on the Billboard download chart; this has propelled it to 50 on the Hot 100. ("Rush" had peaked at 59.) Stay tuned.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Friday, 29 September 2006 15:30 (seventeen years ago) link

Thanks for linking the Bjork vid for "It's Oh So Quiet"; I enjoy it, though I'm not sure I'd play her version a lot if I owned it, any more than I play the Woodward. But doing musical comedy she's less of a basic irritant or bore than she is when she's weird in art or rock settings. (Maybe. I haven't given her enough of a chance, I guess.) Her decision to stick out strangely in all directions may fit better in a show-extravanganza context. Here's someone lipsynching to what might be Betty Hutton version, which is better than either Lucy's or Bjork's. Though it's not as good as this little bit o' murder.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Friday, 29 September 2006 16:22 (seventeen years ago) link

Why Harry Dumped Lindsay.

(A minibox on the cover of Star. No T of C, and I didn't have time to page through and find out who Harry is.)

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Saturday, 30 September 2006 18:50 (seventeen years ago) link

Apparently Miley's sister Brandi (assuming older, not sure though) exists, but her Myspace page isn't streaming any music yet. Cites Paramore as a musical influence.

nameom (nameom), Sunday, 1 October 2006 17:54 (seventeen years ago) link

Italian band called Fisting Janet covers "Tangled Up in Me." Reminds me to finally post Skye on Leno from back when the debut came out, recently Youtubed.

nameom (nameom), Sunday, 1 October 2006 18:22 (seventeen years ago) link

Slideshow to Aly & A.J.'s other fear song, "Sticks and Stones," just so the rest of you will know what Dave and I are talking about. (Assuming that there's anyone else left in the room.)

And this is maybe my second favorite Aly & A.J. song, "Protecting Me". A basically blissful song (though one that has fear as its backdrop - IIRC it comes right after "I Am One of Them" on Into the Rush), yet there's something in the melody that gives the sound a weird twist of melancholy. The chords are all major key, but the melody centers around the sol note rather than the do note, and (in my ignorance of music theory) I suppose this has something to do with the hint of beautiful sadness. Also the grain of their voices. I'm referring to the melody parts like right at the beginning where they sing "You, you're always there for me when I need you most, day and night you're by my side, protecting me."

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Monday, 2 October 2006 01:44 (seventeen years ago) link

I botched that "Protecting Me" link, so here's another one.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Monday, 2 October 2006 02:11 (seventeen years ago) link

Maybe it's kind of super-muso-geeky to ask, but why are melotrons THE iconic keyboard sound in almost every teenpop record? Kelly, Lillix, Veronicas--it's like the default candied lonliness tone.

Grey, Ian (IanBrooklyn), Monday, 2 October 2006 19:05 (seventeen years ago) link

Maybe it's kind of super-ignorant-muso-critic to ask, but what IS the melotron keyboard sound? I don't think I've knowingly heard a melotron, though I gather that I've unknowingly heard it many many times. Which part of which Kelly, Lillix, Veronicas records use it?

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 16:35 (seventeen years ago) link

I want to take back everything negative I've ever said about Vanessa Hudgens' singing. So what if it's a chirpy whine, at least she's something of a lively and straightahead singer. In other words, she's not Nikki Flores or Josh Hoge, who together combine on an earthbound, witlessly dull version of "Breaking Free". Flores is eighteen and Hoge's twenty-five, but this is clearly aimed for the adult contemporary market, an attempt to do for the song what HSM couldn't: get it radio play beyond Disney. Starts with a clomp of a piano (not a meletron, I take it), and then the pair do all these real-singer-type things, burrs in the throat and flutters on the tongue to express, you know, passion - characterless as far as any real personality goes, but quite irritating. Sort of the worst of what I'd call dinner-club rock 'n' soul. Flores doesn't have a bad voice, necessarily, just bad ideas of how to use it on this song. I might be willing to listen to her do another, though the bits that I do find OK in her performance here seem lifted from Hudgens'.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 17:02 (seventeen years ago) link


It's a forerunner to samplers--they'd record strings, vocals, whatever, on these literal tape loops and a keyboard would activate them. It's the "Strawbrery Fields", King Crimson sort of sound.

I was wrong about The Veronicas--melotron projection issues?


Kelly--on the bridge of "Beautiful Disaster", playing the quarter note thing; The entire intro of Lillix's "Tomorrow"; and on three songs by the tuesdays, who I think are kind of seminal to the form.

Aimee Mann used them nicely on the I'm With Stupid CD, but that was no suprise, considering her Beatles worship.

I just think its interesting that artists and producers whose audience's are unlikely to get the era-quote are pulling their old melotrons out for their signature spooky/melancholic effect (more likely, samples of the things, which were notoriously undependable instruments.)

Grey, Ian (IanBrooklyn), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 21:29 (seventeen years ago) link

1. Re: Kogan's comment about Belinda above. It's a pretty good song but it's only getting play because it was in Cheetah Girls 2. Cheetah Girls 2, as a movie, was superior to the first but still not good. Raven's mugging is cringe-worthy. They so dominate RadioDisney now I get happy when things like "Kiss the Girl" come on. I pine for the High School Musical days.

2. "Protecting Me" is a pretty good song, but I personally prefer "No One" and "Collapsed"

Greg Fanoe (JustFanoe), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 01:33 (seventeen years ago) link

Ashlee turns 22 today (even though it was yesterday according to the date on this post)!

nameom (nameom), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 01:52 (seventeen years ago) link

3. I have come to the conclusion that Sabrina Bryan's "BYou" is the best Cheetah Girls affiliated tune. For whatever reason, I can't help but love those cheesy inspirational lyrics.

4. Any opinions on "If We Were a Movie"?

Greg Fanoe (JustFanoe), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 12:34 (seventeen years ago) link

Melissa Lefton found on Myspace.

New band Hello (not teenpop but same spirit, the line "this is the crescendo" happens during an ACTUAL crescendo!

Old band Melissa Lefton and the Lef-Tones

And the ONLY commenter ever on Hello's Myspace blogs is...Jena Kraus. I'm gonna go lie down.

nameom (nameom), Friday, 6 October 2006 15:33 (seventeen years ago) link

The reason of not to get rid of K-fed is obvious. She loves him and knows him better than we do in good and also bad way too. there are some people like me who loves others whom are not so perfect and has lack of their charactor. (because i feel it is very human)

(Gorgeous song by the way, came out on an unheralded remix alb last year and it was a single this year, went to number 1 in Israel and top 10 in the Czech Republic, Indonesia, and South Africa. So I can vote for it in Pazz & Jop if I want to, if there is a Pazz & Jop.)

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Friday, 6 October 2006 19:42 (seventeen years ago) link

Cheetah Girls aren't that bad; they're just not that good either, so we've got all this mediocre Cheetah kiddie r&b clogging up RD. But actually, the Cheetahs only have one song in Radio Disney's top tier (the top 8 are songs with spins in the 70s, and then you drop abruptly to the low 30s). Here are the top eight in Disney airplay over the last 7 days:

VANESSA HUDGENS Come Back To Me
ASHLEY TISDALE Kiss The Girl
CHEETAH GIRLS Amigas Cheetahs
JONAS BROTHERS Year 3000
JESSE MCCARTNEY Right Where You Want Me
HANNAH MONTANA I've Got Nerve
HANNAH MONTANA If We Were A Movie
HANNAH MONTANA Best Of Both Worlds

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Saturday, 7 October 2006 23:25 (seventeen years ago) link

Agree that Sabrina Bryan's "Byou" is better than the other Cheetah product I've heard (sound is mediocre on all the versions that have been YouTubed so far, sorry). Was on a Nick exercise album this year. Robbie Nevil's one of the co-writers. The record is sorta "You Give Love a Bad Name" given a Max Europop treatment, but not as good as that sounds. The vocals are so-so.

The problem with the Cheetah 2 Belinda song is that it's not "Angel."

"If We Were a Movie" is one of the best Hannah Montana songs, and I like Miley's singing a lot, but no Hannah song has ever taken me over the top. Good melody. Also earns points for using the subjunctive.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Sunday, 8 October 2006 00:10 (seventeen years ago) link

Sorry, screwed up the "BYou" link. Here it is.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Sunday, 8 October 2006 00:15 (seventeen years ago) link

Meanwhile, Aly & AJ have done it again, starting off their Xmas alb with this bright bit of holiday joy (a good song, too), the two girls celebrating the time "When everyone is full of love and cheer" - but then they close the alb with the antithesis, an argument, "Not This Year,"* a track that's as good as "Chemicals," with "Rush"-type brooding leading to a "Rush"-type release - but the lyrics refuse the release, or give you a different release, the release you get from defiance. And what are they defying? Xmas cheer, thank you. "This Christmas card looks so contrived/A mannequin looks more alive." And to drive this mood home: "I can't pull off the cheer, not this year, not this year, not this year." Or as David Sylva says on an Amazon comment thread: "The last song, another original, 'Not This Year' is somber and acknowledges the fact that it is all right not to feel joyous during the holiday season; the complete opposite of the first song." But not just somber. The harmonized joy of defiance.

There's something deep going on with these girls. Artists.

(Aly & AJ wrote both "Greatest Time of Year" and "Not This Time" with Antonina Armato and Tim James, the same duo they wrote "Chemicals React" with. Armato and James are the two who wrote Hoku's great "How Do I Feel (The Burrito Song).")

*Unfortunately, no one's YouTubed this song yet.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Sunday, 8 October 2006 00:56 (seventeen years ago) link

Hm, "it's not snow, it's rain coming down"...let it come down, I'm coming clean (well, presumably they don't want it to come down, but recognize it is anyway...hey, the planets align, the rain comes down, the chemicals react, why is this not what I/we expected?). So Aly and AJ are going insane, too ("wash away my sanity"), and I'm wondering where they go with it. Except I'm way more paranoid about it.

nameom (nameom), Sunday, 8 October 2006 02:27 (seventeen years ago) link

Further thoughts on "Not This Year" -- which after a few listens is probably pretty high on a list of best teenpop Xmas songs, the best being "Why Doesn't Santa Like Me?":

Why are they unhappy during Christmas? This is the part that intrigues me and (on paranoid days) makes me nervous. I agree that this song is great, easily better than half of the debut and "Chemicals React," which I still don't really like...one of the great teenpop Xmas singles. Has the holiday been ruined because it's been secularized, schmaltzified? Is this a hop skip and jump away from the War on Christmas?

Um, no (though I think in "real life" maybe the answer for them and their parents is "yes"), that's not it in the song (they're just unhappy, no reasons are really given why), which is why I'm slowly and hesitantly realizing that one thing that makes me "nervous" is that I kinda relate to Aly and AJ. (I'm usually unhappy around Xmas time, too.) So far it doesn't put me in the position of being closer to what (I think) they believe, though "I Am One of Them" come closest to making a political argument that I reject, even if it means misrepresenting my own personal connection to the song (I mean, I watch the same TV they do, see the same "news reports and more," sympathize with their fears). If they were to come out with a song whose message was "I'm alone, I'm afraid, but at least I'm not a monkey," I'd probably reject that, too, even if I identified with the first two parts. But in their songs, they seem to be the first ones to admit they don't really know what they believe.

nameom (nameom), Monday, 9 October 2006 18:13 (seventeen years ago) link

Writing about Emma Roberts has brought back to mind something I've been stewing over for a while. Take the teen stars who are actors/singers.

Aly Michalka as an actress is so warm and light and funny, but as a singer is the exact opposite: deadly serious, and as far as I can tell not much personality in the vocal or live performances. (She's still a good singer, mind you, as far as I can tell, just a kind of robotic one). Emma Roberts is the same way. Her acting is filled with expressiveness and personality, and yet her singing is lifeless and completely devoid of personality, which is part of the reason I don't care for her album at all. Ashley Tisdale the same way? I dunno, she steals the show in HSM (and also in Zack and Cody), her singing though not great does seem to express some personality.

On the other end, you've got Brie Larson and Miley C, who are great, expressive singers but horrible and wooden as actresses.

Is there something so inherently different about singing and acting that nobody can be lively and fun at both? Closest I can think of is Hilary, tho her singing is fairly wooden itself. Am I missing somebody?

Greg Fanoe (JustFanoe), Monday, 9 October 2006 22:01 (seventeen years ago) link

Off the top of my head, Betty Hutton, Gene Kelly, Judy Garland, Barbra Streisand, Dean Martin, Frank Sinatra, Lindsay Lohan, though I suppose Lindsay's the only one pertinent to this thread. I'm not a fan of Streisand's singing style, but it certainly delivers personality. Sinatra has a powerful screen presence, though a limited repertoire. I'm not sure if there's someone who's been absolutely astonishingly great in both acting and singing. (Astaire a great singer, an OK actor; Rogers a great actor, an OK singer.) Maybe there's someone obvious I'm missing. As for Lindsay, she was first rate in Herbie Fully Loaded; her singing hasn't nearly the emotional range of her acting, but it's sure lively. I've no TV, so Hilary's the only other one I've seen act, other than a three-minute clip of Hannah Montana (thought Miley was fine in it, but the clip wasn't really long enough for me to tell). Ricky Nelson was pale in Rio Bravo (Dean Martin was superb); maybe someday I'll run across The Adventures of Ozzie and Harriet.

I'd actually think that acting and singing might draw on similar skills, to some extent, so I'm surprised that I can't think of more. I'd call Aly a lively singer, even if "fun" isn't really her thing.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Tuesday, 10 October 2006 03:41 (seventeen years ago) link

How about this guy?

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Tuesday, 10 October 2006 03:48 (seventeen years ago) link

Item in the Times Sunday Styles section about Alex and Brit Smith, who I swear have been mentioned somewhere before. Anyway:

"Five-and-a-half years later, the twins, 20, have just finished recording a pop album with the producers Dallas Austin and Tricky Stewart. Although they left modeling to focus on songwriting, they still devour fashion."

Blah blah fashion. But, you know, Dallas Austin! Tricky Stewart does not ring a bell.

Eppy (Eppy), Tuesday, 10 October 2006 04:16 (seventeen years ago) link

I mentioned them once on Stylus but didn't go further than a name-drop.

How's Paris Hilton as an actress? Does her show count? I might also nominate Meryl Streep as hypothetically pertinent to the thread, Pauline Kael once classified her as an android, which I took to mean she'd be a good teenpop singer (not astounding, but maybe a bit like fellow lovable android Hilary).

Courtney Love? Madonna (ummm)? The cast of Nashville?

nameom (nameom), Tuesday, 10 October 2006 05:11 (seventeen years ago) link

For Frank's Ashlee-in-the-tabloids collection

zebedee (zebedee), Tuesday, 10 October 2006 09:41 (seventeen years ago) link

Lohan is a good one. Certainly a lively actress and I see where you're coming from re: the singing.

Pertinent to this thread there's also Jessica Simpson, who doesn't seem to have too terribly much personality either way as far as I'm concerned. Same with Hayden Panettiere.

Jennifer Lopez comes close to having both, though I don't particularly like her as a singer or actress.

Paris is surprisingly "not bad" as an actress, though certainly nothing to write home about.

Reese Witherspoon, maybe, but we'd have to see more of her singing than just Walk the Line. Certainly a lively actress.

Note how all of the good examples Frank is coming up with are people from long ago (Astaire is a really good one. Not a great actor but certainly a fun and lively one.) What happened to the singer/actor in the last 20 years?

Greg Fanoe (JustFanoe), Tuesday, 10 October 2006 11:16 (seventeen years ago) link

i saw house of wax last night, i cannot get paris teh actor out of paris the icon, and so she might have something there (i could never get liza out of liza or judy out of judy, and so is she could find a way to use her iconicness on screen, it might be interesting) (deos he porn movie count)

anthony easton (anthony), Tuesday, 10 October 2006 12:03 (seventeen years ago) link

paris's entire media presence = acting (according to her anyway)

wasn't j-lo v v critically acclaimed as an actress before she launched the singing career? i don't tend to watch films so have never seen either paris or j-lo act though.

The Lex (The Lex), Tuesday, 10 October 2006 14:35 (seventeen years ago) link

Further thoughts on "Not This Year":

Some discussion of the first line, "this Christmas card is so contrived," F.Kog suggested that "being surrounded by real cheer that you can't participate in is more heartbreaking than being surrounded by fake cheer." Which led me to think about how Aly/AJ use banalities and cliches in their songs to bring out ideas that are more disturbing...the "easy" lines (usually in the chorus, in this case in the first verse) act as catalysts to expressing fear, loathing, not knowing, etc. So in "Not This Year" it's very evident that fake Xmas cards are not the real issue...that comes later, acknowledging that it's about seeing sadness "in the mirror," about shouting your unhappiness to the heavens:

"Don't know if you can hear me/ I will speak louder for you/ No more whispering/ Are you listening?"

The way she delivers this line, it's not so much "Are you there God? It's me, Aly," more like "can you hear me now"? This happens right at the end of the album, before a rendition of "We Wish You a Merry Christmas" (bonus track) that sounds almost sarcastic in context. The contrived cards bit (which itself is a contrived idea) is a decoy, they haven't really gotten at what's really bugging them, you have to dig for it a little.

I don't know if anyone else in teenpop does this. Kelly Clarkson goes about as dark but she doesn't conceal the darkness (like in "Sticks and Stones," where being alone and helpless is refuted in the chorus...Aly/AJ unconvincingly assert their "invincibility," another decoy, since invincibility and intense vulnerability are clearly opposed). They face down isolation and unhappiness armed with paper-thin cliches ("we won't let the bullies hurt us!" "we'll do our best to stay on alert for kidnappers!") and it works, sort of, in the sense that Aly and AJ are still "safe" by Disney standards. "Not This Year" is where their contrivances aren't even opposed to the general idea (sometimes you're just unhappy, even on Christmas), they're just weak and obviously not the real issue -- it's a little temper tantrum before they get to the point.

nameom (nameom), Tuesday, 10 October 2006 15:28 (seventeen years ago) link

Never seen Seventh Heaven, and I decided not to fly to London to see Chicago.

Bette Midler. Certainly has personality, as both an actor and singer. But she's fairly minor as a pop star, isn't she?

Isaac Hayes! Crucially important in music. Not a major actor, but seems good at it.

Played in the soaps but I've never seen them act: Kylie Minogue, Paulina Rubio, Belinda, Shakira.

I've never seen their acting but they have a good rep: Dwight Yoakam, Ice Cube, Eminem, Courtney Love.

Was good in Down By Law and scads of people consider him one of the age's great vocalists, though I don't: Tom Waits.

Was good in Cider House Rules and always sounds good when I hear him rap but I need to know more of his music: Heavy D.

My problem is that I've really lost touch with movies and TV; somewhere I had to draw the line, and movies and TV lost out. So the modern interplay may be greater than I realize.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Tuesday, 10 October 2006 18:22 (seventeen years ago) link

Ashlee's work on Seventh Heaven is not good. You're better off for not having seen it. Could just be the material, I don't know.

I think Bette and Fred Astaire are the best examples anybody's gonna come up with.

I guess the modern interplay between singing and acting is more than I have let on, especially in rap, and it seems to be mostly by chance that it doesn't work that way in teen pop (I don't think any of the HSM'ers or Cheetahs apply here). Other than Ice Cube though none of the singer/actors you mentioned are too major as actors. J.Lo. is the only one who comes to mind who is/was massive as a singer and as an actor in the past few years (Hilary to a certain extent).

I actually follow the TV and movies more than the music so perhaps I am underrating some of the singers.

I've sold Brie short as an actress. She's not bad, but not good either, and I still don't think she conveys 1/10th the personality she conveys in her singing or on her blog.

Greg Fanoe (JustFanoe), Tuesday, 10 October 2006 19:01 (seventeen years ago) link

Iggy Pop? Played a convincing obsequious Tom Waits fan in Coffee and Cigarettes. Also relevant to this thread: supporting role in Snow Day, featuring "Another Dumb Blonde" by Hoku on the soundtrack. No one's mentioned David Bowie, Cher, Dolly Parton, Will Smith.

nameom (nameom), Tuesday, 10 October 2006 19:23 (seventeen years ago) link

Lovely article on 20 Worst Actors-Turned-Singers. Some choice words about Lindsay and her audience (and Paris in another round).

Seeing an actress like Lindsay Lohan trying to cross into the music world is not a surprise. Hell, acting and lip-synching are practically the same thing. And let’s be honest here, it’s not like she has to fool a bright crowd.

On this clip of her complete desecration of “I Want You to Want Me,” her fans leave well thought-out comments like: “she looks great in make up” “LOV DA SONG…. LOV HER SHE FAB” and “I [heart] whatever the media tells me to [heart]!!!”

if you watch carefully, you can tell she’s lip-synching. You see, when Lohan actually sings, you can hear a very distinct humming noise from the reverberations echoing through the flapping wind sock that constitutes her vaginal walls, which eventually will shake her past-warranty over-stretched turtleneck lips loose in a blaze of vibrating orange fury equitable only to a combination of a giant Georgia O’Keefe painting on acid and Dante’s Inferno. It’s a strange noise, sure, but on the bright side, childbirth should be very easy for her.

nameom (nameom), Tuesday, 10 October 2006 19:29 (seventeen years ago) link

When I was a young man and Eddie Cantor and Sophie Tucker were all the rage, a frequent way to present music to the public was through stage shows and revues. So being able to act was an advantage for a singer. This carried over to the Hollywood musical, but basically got wiped out by rock 'n' roll. Although Elvis tried to make it as an actor, his moview were pretty much relegated to the youth audience. And there was a large culture gap between the rock performers and TV. As far as I can tell, the only area where anyone really tried to cross the gap was with teenybopper performers like David Cassidy (whom I've barely heard). I have a feeling that the '90s pulled things back, with a lot of acts appearing as guests on TV shows (I remember Juliana Hatfield on an episode of "My So-Called Life"). But rarely as actors. Teen is the area of potential crossover, but eventually the performer ends up going one way or another, singer or actor.

Does anyone have strong opinions about 30 Seconds to Mars?

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Tuesday, 10 October 2006 20:19 (seventeen years ago) link

I think the prime of the Broadway and Hollywood musical is full of good actors-singers, and I'd be able to rattle them off if the musical were more my thing. Julie Andrews is another name that comes to mind.

I thought the four leads in High School Musical did a good job of acting. Vanessa and Ashley are probably the only two with any shot as singers.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Tuesday, 10 October 2006 20:39 (seventeen years ago) link

Does Yummy Bingham belong on this thread? I think so. She's 20 now but has a bit of teenpop pedigree as part of girl group Tha' Rayne and as a De La Soul protege.

I listened to about half of her first solo LP last night - which is just out on CD in the UK, but only available as a digital download in the US at present. (According to her Wiki entry her career has been dogged by label and publishing problems.) Very enjoyable bubblecrunk: squelchy synth beats and lush harmony vocals (Yummy harmonising with herself I think) that recalls both En Vogue and Hakan Lidbo's "digital disco" side project, Data 80!

Best track I heard was "One More Chance", which was her last single release in the US and is the first song on her MySpace page. From the intro, you think it's gonna be a bogstandard R&B ballad but then this slow disco beat kicks in and the track really takes off.

The other single, "Come Get It" is also pretty good and has a video, so you can find this on youtube.

Jeff W (zebedee), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 12:04 (seventeen years ago) link

i love yummy bingham! i didn't know she had an album out, aaargh r&b release dates in the uk may as well not exist so awful is the promotion. i love her chipmunk voice.

The Lex (The Lex), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 15:53 (seventeen years ago) link

also: finally heard l lohan's 'live for the day' and it's MAGNIFICENT!

The Lex (The Lex), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 15:54 (seventeen years ago) link

Credits on "I Live for the Day": writers Desmond Child, Andreas Carlson, Ethan Mentzer, Ben Romans, produced by Kara DioGuardi and Greg Wells.

(Not 100% certain on the producer credits. I'd think if Child were involved in the writing he might have been involved in the production as well.)(Though not as Wells.)

Desmond Child produced my favorite Ricky Martin song ("Livin' La Vida Loca") and produced at least some of LeAnn Rimes' Twisted Angel, which has the fabulous "No Way Out," though he's not on the writers credits on that one so I don't know if he had anything to do with it. Mentzer and Romans are in Click Five, sort of halfway between a boyband and a rock group; I borrowed their alb from the library several months ago and liked it OK but not wildly, though I didn't really have time to let it sink in. Don't know too much about Andreas Carlson, but he's a co-writer on *NSync's "Bye Bye Bye" and "It's Gonna Be Me" (and probably loads of other stuff; co-wrote and co-produced the so-so "Symptoms of You" on the first Lohan).

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 16:46 (seventeen years ago) link

Don't hear anything remotely crunk (bubble or otherwise) in Yummy Bingham, but I like her voice; she's not doing the cold diva thing. Beats make a nice shifting slalom course; I may need several listens on MySpace to see if the songs kick in; the melodies may be the weakness.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 17:04 (seventeen years ago) link

Andreas Carlsson is huge, I've wanted to make a compilation of some of his stuff...other credits here. He also wrote the only Bratz song I really like, their first single "So Good."

nameom (nameom), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 17:14 (seventeen years ago) link

Andreas Carlsson is huge, ex-Cheiron, I've wanted to make a compilation of some of his stuff...other credits here (page isn't loading for me now, not sure if the link still works). He also wrote the only Bratz song I really like, their first single "So Good."

nameom (nameom), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 17:16 (seventeen years ago) link

Su-kin, tough-voiced Eve-style, she raps to Evanescence and Queen (or someone covering Queen) and Alanis. Only pretty good so far (and not teenpop except for the fact that Evanescence and Alanis are teenpop relevant), but has potential.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 17:33 (seventeen years ago) link

Ah, Wiki or Allmusic or someone had misspelled Carlsson, which is why I had so much trouble finding his credits. I see that he co-wrote "I Want It That Way." Can't get your link to work, though, so I can't say if he's done much I like (other than the BSB, the two *NSync's, and "I Live for the Day").

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 17:44 (seventeen years ago) link

Here are his credits on ASCAP.

nameom (nameom), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 17:49 (seventeen years ago) link

You know, I'm really starting to dig this Jordan Pruitt song "Outside Looking In" a whole lot. Not in contention for one of my favorite songs of the year, but to me the best song in rotation currently on Radio Diz, other than the Hannah Montana songs (my rating is maybe a 7 or 8 out of 10, using the Stylus Singles Jukebox scale).

Jordan Pruitt appears to be a good singer, it's got a nice laid-back acoustic melody, and I even really like the lyrics. The song was featured in the Disney Channel Original Movie (DCOM) Read It and Weep, which I liked a lot, and the lyrics basically echo the theme of the movie. Maybe that's causing me to overrate it, I don't know. I think this is one of the best songs I've heard about this fairly universal teen/youth (and even adult) feeling of rejection and lonerness, from a lyrical standpoint. Any other candidates?

Here is the song, does anybody else have any opinions on it?
(Please forgive if the HTML link doesn't work, I know nothing about computers).

Greg Fanoe (JustFanoe), Friday, 13 October 2006 02:13 (seventeen years ago) link

The Pruitt song is on Girl Next and I praised it (briefly) upthread in that context. The lyric is good but it's the way Jordan sells it vocally that is the appeal for me.

As you say, you'd think there'd be loads of songs in this vein. Perhaps you have to go back to the 90s or even the 80s to find them?

Jeff W (zebedee), Friday, 13 October 2006 10:21 (seventeen years ago) link

Dylan's "Memphis Blues Again" is a good one about rejection and loneliness, but that goes back a ways, as do Rocket from the Tombs' "Sonic Reducer" and Pere Ubu's "Final Solution." The Velvet Underground's "Heroin." Simon & Garfunkel's "I Am a Rock." New York Dolls' "Private World." Johnny Moped's "No One." Ashlee Simpson's "Shadow." Avril Lavigne's "Unwanted," though that's more boy-girl than girl-world loneliness.

Xhuxk to thread.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Friday, 13 October 2006 12:07 (seventeen years ago) link

Minor Threat's "Out of Step."

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Friday, 13 October 2006 12:11 (seventeen years ago) link

Of course there are many songs dealing with rejection/lonileness, but it seems to be underused in teen pop.

I forgot to mention, but one thing I really love is the "You don't know how it feels..." aspect to it. Of course, the reason the song works is that EVERYBODY knows how it feels to be on the outside looking in. But that feeling of loneliness can, in my experience, create a kind of self-pity, "Nobody has ever had to face this before me, I'm all alone" feeling. So not saying you don't know how it feels in an accusatory way (a la Tom Petty's "You Don't Know How It Feels to Be Me") but in a self-pitying way. I would guess this feeling is especially prevalent in the more self-centered teen world, which is why I think it works better as a teen pop song than it would in other genres.

Quick research reveals its written by Jordan, Keith Thomas, and Robin Scoffield. Anybody know anything about those people? Also Jordan's next song will apparently be a cover of "We Are Family" which should be interesting. Looks like her album is out on Hollywood records early next year.

Greg Fanoe (JustFanoe), Friday, 13 October 2006 13:08 (seventeen years ago) link

God, if Lohan did "I Am a Rock" it would be some sort of historic pop peak.

Grey, Ian (IanBrooklyn), Friday, 13 October 2006 19:48 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.myspace.com/robinscoffield, which streams Jordan Pruitt singing "Siempre Desde Afuera." Robin's MySpace page is all about Jordan, which seems off to me. Not the place where we'll learn of her achievements.

Jordan's version of "We Are Family" is streamed on her MySpace page. Weak during the verse, though with good chop-chop funk accompaniment, but something intense happens in the chorus, maybe it's minor chords where you'd expect major [don't know if that's right; this is first listen], prominent percussion, and a real interesting, strange break where she goes both doo-wop and gospel.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Friday, 13 October 2006 20:16 (seventeen years ago) link

By "doo-wop" I think I meant "scat."

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Friday, 13 October 2006 20:30 (seventeen years ago) link

I have a feeling that Scoffield's written a lot, but what I've come up with in a few minutes are "Way of the World," recorded by both Jump 5 and Jennifer Paige; "When You Say You Love Me," recorded by Josh Groban; "Dancing on Daddy's Feet," recorded by Tresa Jordan; "The Things We Do," recorded by Yolanda Adams.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Friday, 13 October 2006 20:59 (seventeen years ago) link

A few minutes of research on Keith Thomas reveals that he's a pretty big name producer. Multiple citations for his work with Vanessa Williams, Yolanda Adams, and on Amy Grant's breakout "Baby Baby", which he apparently won a Grammy for. I see he's also worked with Whitney Houston, CeCe Winans and others. Can't find any citations for anything similar to this. This assumes that these are all the same people, which seems safe because Jordan's Incubator profile says that he is a "Grammy winning producer"

Greg Fanoe (JustFanoe), Friday, 13 October 2006 22:16 (seventeen years ago) link

New Myspace page for Belinda. The second song, "Quien es Feliz" was co-written by Skye Sweetnam and Shakira ("Underneath Yr Clothes") collaborator Lester Mendez, originally "Remember Me." This is the first song from the new album writing sessions. SECOND song from the new album available on the new Sims game...in Simlish (haven't heard it yet but the game came out today).

F-Kog brought up Kim-Lian, Dutch TV personality whose old 2003 single "Teenage Superstar" reminds me a little of Nikki Cleary and on new single "In Vain" goes teengoth in the chorus.

nameom (nameom), Tuesday, 17 October 2006 13:58 (seventeen years ago) link

New Myspace page for Belinda. The second song, "Quien es Feliz" was co-written by Skye Sweetnam and Shakira ("Underneath Yr Clothes") collaborator Lester Mendez, originally "Remember Me." This is the first song from the new album writing sessions. SECOND song "Boyhunter" from the new album available on the new Sims game...in Simlish (haven't heard it yet but the game came out today).

F-Kog brought up Kim-Lian, Dutch TV personality whose old 2003 single "Teenage Superstar" reminds me a little of Nikki Cleary and on new single "In Vain" goes teengoth in the chorus.

nameom (nameom), Tuesday, 17 October 2006 13:58 (seventeen years ago) link

Gah, double post again, sorry. See if you can spot the difference!

nameom (nameom), Tuesday, 17 October 2006 14:03 (seventeen years ago) link

Boyhunter!

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Tuesday, 17 October 2006 15:30 (seventeen years ago) link

Czech cover of "Teenage Superstar" by Ewa, currently on the Czech charts, discussed here and here.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Tuesday, 17 October 2006 15:42 (seventeen years ago) link

Give me enough time and I can usually figure out the chords to a song, but I won't really know what it is I've figured out - that is, I won't be able to make much sense of "this chord in relation to that" even if I can toss around words like "relative minor" and "subdominant." Anyway, I've done a little bit of work on the three recent Aly & A.J. tracks ("Chemicals React," "Greatest Time of Year," and "Not This Year"), the ones the girls wrote with Armato and James. To my surprise, when I start strumming 'em myself I hear all these affinities to the early '60s: Shirelles, early Beatles, etc. So playing along with "But the planets all aligned/When you looked into my eyes/And just like that/The chemicals react" I'm reminded of "It Won't Be Long" and "Baby It's You." And then hearing the way Aly & A.J. hit the notes, I'm hearing eight-to-the-bar strums and power chords that are not played for big metal effect but as a basic groove - which strangely would be a description of the Ramones (power-chord roar through the early Sixties), except that not only do Aly & A.J. sing better and have more complex and visceral arrangements than the Ramones, but also, when I listen to Aly & A.J., I very much don't think "girl groups" or "Beatles" or "Ramones." The girls don't sound like a throwback. I don't know what the difference is, except I want to call Aly & A.J.'s music "darker-hued." This means neither "menacing" nor "somber," just something richer in tone - maybe the way relative minor keys occur, or maybe it's the voices and the instrumentation, something deeper. The sound isn't less up and engaging than the usual stuff you hear on Radio Disney, it's just stronger inside. More full-bodied. I know those adjectives don't explain anything. If all goes well Tim Ellison and Eppy will show up and share their insights.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Tuesday, 17 October 2006 18:58 (seventeen years ago) link

I was in JC Penny this weekend and when I walked into the teenage boys section Girls Aloud "Biology" was playing. It totally threw me for a loop, partially because I had been thinking about that song the morning before. (In how its structure is like Psycho, because I am a nerd.)

Then I went to the men's section and it was Phil Collins or something. Are they actually getting US radio play?

Eppy (Eppy), Tuesday, 17 October 2006 19:36 (seventeen years ago) link

Oops, but we were talking about chord structures. Replaying it in my head "Chemicals React" bleeds into Bon Jovi's "It's My Life" and maybe a Veronicas song. American teenpop is sort of the natural continuation of pop-metal if it hadn't gone industrial, right, and I think how it works is this: 80s pop-metal's big tracks were all metal sonics welded onto 70s rock ballad structures and maybe melodies. This stuff seems to be melding punk onto 60s/70s pop/soul-ballads, Bacharach/David sorta stuff. Lots of passing notes. Except in melding the two they've flattened the rhythmic structure, so chords and root notes change right on the 1 or 3 (beginning or middle of the bar) instead of changing right before or after beats as they did in Bacharach and, I dunno, I guess I've been listening to "Gone Away" way too much lately so that's in my mind. But yeah, I think it takes that sorta variagated chordal structure and chains it to the Ramones chug-chug-chug. I think the verses are almost 70s orchestral pop done with rock instruments and the choruses are 90s power pop, yeah? Sorta kinda? Pop-grunge? I guess I should go listen.

Eppy (Eppy), Tuesday, 17 October 2006 19:45 (seventeen years ago) link

But maybe vocally (I haven't gone and listened yet) Aly & AJ share a certain camraderie with soul ballads? Carole King and Diane Warwick and things?

Eppy (Eppy), Tuesday, 17 October 2006 19:48 (seventeen years ago) link

I still think most of the rock-oriented stuff is a delayed tributary from Cheap Trick with bigger guitar sounds. Really, is there any CT song Ashlee, Lindsay or The Veronicas couldn't cover?

Grey, Ian (IanBrooklyn), Tuesday, 17 October 2006 20:13 (seventeen years ago) link

One thing I've noticed is that Aly/AJ (compared to other Radio Disney stars anyway) build more tension between major/minor, often starting in and resolving to major but making the chord progression seem predominantly minor with vocal melodies (on the verses, I think they tend to hit the major thirds in the chorus, hence "wind at the back"?). "Not This Year": Eb (major) to relative minor C to G minor (with the melody leading into C minor, not emphasizing the major key), but resolves V-I, Bb-Eb. Don't know if this goes to show anything, except that there tends to be a sort of open-ended minor-leaning gloom in the chord progression, where you know it will probably resolve to major anyway even though it feels minor. Smashing Pumpkins might be a referent for the general musical sound, but I guess that counts as "pop-grunge."

nameom (nameom), Tuesday, 17 October 2006 20:53 (seventeen years ago) link

Shine. Just heard this for the first time; it's another Armato-James-Michalka-Michalka track, was added to the rerelease of Into the Rush. I like it a lot, but haven't come close to understanding what's going on. Starts acoustic but also seems as if it's going to be r&b, but then gets very girl-artsy-expressive, kind of, and then brings you to those minor keys or something - the way the voice dips on "every day's another opportunity to shine"; and then about seven-eighths through they make a gigantic change, and suddenly we're in the middle of a movie soundtrack, the camera in the sky panning across the landscape as the sun rises, let's say. And when the voice dips on the final "shine" it's to a more benign tone.

(Can't tell if the "you" in the lyrics is a friend, the listener, or whom. In verse one I thought it might be Jesus, and that still might be right, but "you're the star you're on tonight" seems to be something you'd tell a friend, not a deity. "Like a neighborhood on a city street/I know the path, it knows my feet" is a good couplet - the second half, anyway, the path knowing the feet [not sure how a neighborhood can be on a street, however].)

(Btw, the one track on the original release that Armato and James helped write was "Sticks and Stones.")

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Tuesday, 17 October 2006 22:35 (seventeen years ago) link

Always up for some Aly & AJ talk.

As to Acoustic Hearts of Winter, I have to say I was disappointed. Granted, the two originals are great but couldn't they have:
1) Included more originals
2) Tried to do SOMETHING with the well-known carols they covered
3) At least made some effort to pick lesser known carols that haven't been done a thousand times before?

That said, "Greatest Time of Year" and "Not This Year" are both on the shortlist for top 10 Christmas pop songs of all time. ("All I Want for Christmas Is You" is number one naturally).

Greg Fanoe (JustFanoe), Wednesday, 18 October 2006 00:00 (seventeen years ago) link

Oh and by the way no Phil of the Future clips in this "Shine" video, I'm shocked. (By comparison the "Greatest Time of Year" video Frank linked above is almost entirely composed of Phil clips). Surely somebody's not attempting to love Aly & AJ on their own merits, apart from Aly's loveability as an actress are they?

Lots of clips from Cow Belles, which was awful.

Greg Fanoe (JustFanoe), Wednesday, 18 October 2006 00:04 (seventeen years ago) link

Let's see, what happened while ilX was in Poxyland?

JoJoToTo: Kelefa Sanneh mentions in his generally favorable review of the new JoJo album that she samples Toto's "Africa."

Platinum Weird does live session on mp3.com. This version of "Crying at the Disco" definitely better than the one on the album. More fuzz-tone, more Yardbirds, more pound pound pound.

Also, as far as I can tell, the Platinum Weird album I reviewed for the New Times NY sub-affiliate didn't actually come out in mid September, as its publicist said it would, but has been postponed until early next year. Don't know this for certain, and am too lazy to find out.

But, in the meantime, Make Believe, the faux 1974 Platinum Weird album, did get released for reals eight days ago, and is available in, like, stores and stuff. Haven't heard it, other than the three tracks that are streamed on their MySpace page, two of which ("Happiness" and "Will You Be Around") are overlaps from the other alb, but in folkier, goopier, deader versions, unfortunately. Another two songs on Make Believe ("Love Can Kill the Blues" and "I Pray") are also on Platinum Weird and from the 30-second Allmusic clips seem to be sung in the same deep, dull round tones, which are supposed to be the fictitious Erin Grace's voice, I guess.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Wednesday, 18 October 2006 04:11 (seventeen years ago) link

LINDSAY EXCLUSIVE: 'I need to be looked after.' (OK!)

Hollywood's SECRET NEW DIET PILLS! They Melt Pounds FAST - Who's TAKING THEM & Who's Not. (Ashlee one of four women on this cover, think it was Life & Style)

ASHLEE'S HAD MORE SURGERY! Now She's Got New Eyes and a Softer Chin. Friends Worry: "Her Addiction Is Out Of Control" (In Touch, the full cover for her, not counting the sideboxes)

Is Jess jealous? She wants ASHLEE'S NOSE! (sidebox in Life & Style)

Interesting that in the short interview Jeff linked above, Ashlee calls herself "boring." I hope that she doesn't mean boring, actually, but "normal," i.e., not newsworthy. I believe her in "Autobiography" and "Shadow," where she says she has a million subtleties and that there's so much more to her we haven't seen. But these I presume would be human-being normal subtleties, ways of being, the flavor and character of a particular person, rather than celeb-sized melodrama.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Wednesday, 18 October 2006 04:37 (seventeen years ago) link

RE: Shine. It's basically the same formula as The Veronica's "Leave me Alone": soft, looped sample drums/minor key/I-to-VI modulation thingee/'soft' major chorus (emphasis on what looks like an A minor in C (they're playing C chords anyway.) Nice song, though.

Grey, Ian (IanBrooklyn), Wednesday, 18 October 2006 04:41 (seventeen years ago) link

I still keep being amazed at what in comparison are near avant garde structural shapes on Lohan's RAW. At their best--"Black Hole", "I Live for the Day"--they're not so much trad pop songs as teeny operettas.

Grey, Ian (IanBrooklyn), Wednesday, 18 October 2006 04:45 (seventeen years ago) link

"I want to be more famous than the Internet": I never actually saw this "Public Affair" video before (saw the fan-dance version instead). The lead-in is pretty funny, fools around with the celeb thing. "So you guys think there's gonna be even more paparazzi when we get there?" "There'd better be." It helps that I love this song.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Wednesday, 18 October 2006 05:03 (seventeen years ago) link

I love the Veronicas "Leave Me Alone," and t.A.T.u.'s very similar (w/ the exact same four songwriters) "All About Us," so that may explain why I take a shine to "Shine." "Shine" does have that strange shift at the end.

Could you say more about "I Live For the Day"? I assume by "structural shapes" you mean chord shifts and harmonic mood changes and the like. The basic song pattern is standard enough: verse, second part of verse, chorus; verse, second part of verse, chorus; break, chorus, finale. Of course, as Lex says, it's MAGNIFICENT (streamed on what seems to be her actual MySpace page), and her "Oh-oh, wanna see you CRAWLin'" at the end is right up there with Jagger's "Black as night, black as coal, I wanna see the sun, blotted out from the sky" in the fadeout of "Paint It, Black" as one of the all-time great song cappers. There are interesting ways that the song throws her from the first part of the verse into the second, or after the first chorus throws her right back into the verse (as opposed to having clear demarcations). And what I call "break" above is actually these extraordinary wails that foreshadow the rocketworks of the finale.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Wednesday, 18 October 2006 05:58 (seventeen years ago) link

Frank--I was a bit obtuse last night. What I meant is that the Lohan songs don't *feel* standard--to me anyway--and that structurally, the chorus' seem designed for drama, not easy-access repeating hooks.

The Veronicas are all business--killer intro; catchy verse; maybe a fake-out feedback thing; reapeat-o girl chorus--back to work.

Lohan demands a certain amount of attention paid. "Live for the..." sets a mood, the verse a situation, Lohan's voice fills with her sense of betrayal, and then the chorus comes not so much as catchy, sing-in-shower pay-off, but as an escalation and first indication of how she feels about what was set up in the verse. (And yes--the chorus repeats the signature line, but each sentence complicates it.)

the first time I heard it, my reaction was, What the fuck was that?

Grey, Ian (IanBrooklyn), Wednesday, 18 October 2006 13:39 (seventeen years ago) link

In "I Live for the Day" there's a cool transition from B minor (verse) into E minor/G major (chorus, basically E minor since it never resolves to major, but it's somewhat open-ended like Aly/AJ), with Lindsay jumping up to the unexpected A in the verse to carry it over to the chorus...it's like a sucker punch money note in a variation on the "Since U Been Gone" template. But the song never telegraphs the chorus, so you get this feeling of being hit in the gut when it seems to come out of nowhere. At the end there's one last surprise, great key change to F#minor/A major, which almost imperceptibly ratchets up the intensity (by a half step), still can't quite figure out where they do it, it happens when they go back into the verse for a second before the final set of choruses. So when she sings "CRAAAWlin," she's actually hitting the highest note in the song (C, which would have been the highest note anyway in the old key, but it's a little bit higher).

nameom (nameom), Wednesday, 18 October 2006 14:26 (seventeen years ago) link

Er, intensity up a full step, not half-step.

nameom (nameom), Wednesday, 18 October 2006 14:28 (seventeen years ago) link

And that CRAWLin note is B, not C, which means it actually ties for highest note in the song (but she sings the hell out of it at the end). (Sorry, figured this out on a "piano" supervised by cartoon bears.)

nameom (nameom), Wednesday, 18 October 2006 14:32 (seventeen years ago) link

Also, re Platinum Weird, does that mean that the other non-"classic" album isn't available at all? Someone left this comment a few days ago:

Still searching for Platinum Weird? Best Buy has 'Make Believe' (the '74-style album) packaged along with a disc that is identical to the advance of the '06-style album. Could probably help you locate a copy.

nameom (nameom), Wednesday, 18 October 2006 14:50 (seventeen years ago) link

Idolator calls "La La" a "party-killer." I've seen it kill at parties. I'm sure that's what they meant.

nameom (nameom), Wednesday, 18 October 2006 17:19 (seventeen years ago) link

Yeah, on day one Idolator seemed simultaneously juvenile, conventional, and stodgy, so I never went back. Not fair to cut them off on one try, I suppose, but life is short.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Wednesday, 18 October 2006 18:17 (seventeen years ago) link

About Platinum Weird, someone else needs to do the research, as I distract myself too much as it is. A blogster in Scotland said that the '06-style album had been pushed back to next year, but if the thing is part two of a two-fer in places, that's a different story. If you're interested, ask the publicist, Janell Vantrease. vantrease at kensunshineconsultants dot com.

There's a new trend that I don't really understand these days, albums being given limited releases initially and then broader releases later - though I doubt that that's what's happening with Platinum Weird. The Teddybears got a release through indie retailers in late September, but are due to get the release through major retailers in early '07.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Wednesday, 18 October 2006 19:05 (seventeen years ago) link

My guitar seems about a half-tone off from Aly's & A.J.'s, so all chord designations are an approximation here, but the verse in "Shine" starts off in A-minor, and the crucial other chord is F (similar to the Stones' "Under My Thumb" and many other songs), which is, um, the subdominant of C, A-minor's relative major. (And now that I've said that, what does it prove?)

The rhythm is pretty much in clave throughout. And the way the vocals are low pitch at the start and given talk-like emphasis (rather than wails and melismas and such) seems very r&b.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Wednesday, 18 October 2006 19:33 (seventeen years ago) link

"Like a neighborhood on a city street/I know the path, it knows my feet" is a good couplet - the second half, anyway, the path knowing the feet [not sure how a neighborhood can be on a street, however].

The lyric sites have this as "on a city street," but now I think I'm hearing "on a certain street," which makes a little more sense, since you can interpret the line as "Like [being in] a neighborhood, [like being] on a certain street..."

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Wednesday, 18 October 2006 19:37 (seventeen years ago) link

but "you're the star you're on tonight" seems to be something you'd tell a friend, not a deity.

But Jesus isn't just their Savior, he's their Bestest Friend!

nameom (nameom), Wednesday, 18 October 2006 20:03 (seventeen years ago) link

Well, yeah, but does he need their reassurance?

The rhythm is pretty much in clave throughout. That is:

http://img231.imageshack.us/img231/8482/clavesongc4.png

(Bo Diddley does a lot of variants on this, too, even though he's not Cuban.)

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Wednesday, 18 October 2006 20:12 (seventeen years ago) link

[Great play-by-play for "I Live for the Day" from nameon. Thanks.]

Grey, Ian (IanBrooklyn), Thursday, 19 October 2006 03:03 (seventeen years ago) link

JoJo album streamed over at the AOL Listening Party. (Also Dierks Bentley, Vince Gill, Squarepusher, Aerosmith.)

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Thursday, 19 October 2006 20:53 (seventeen years ago) link

New Skye track from the Sims game ("Boyhunter" in Simlish) available at Clouded-Senses fansite.

nameom (nameom), Thursday, 19 October 2006 21:26 (seventeen years ago) link

New Jordan Pruitt song has started streaming on her Myspace in the, what, 3 days since we last talked about her? It's called "Teenager", and it's quite a departure from "Outside Looking In", featuring a bubble-R&B sound rather than a confessional sound, and featuring much more self-assured lyrics (though still on the same theme, how hard it is being a teenager).

I like it, but not as much as "Outside Looking In"

Greg Fanoe (JustFanoe), Thursday, 19 October 2006 23:19 (seventeen years ago) link

K-Sis - Beijos, Blues E Poesia. This is Brazilian, and the one lyric I can understand is "Baby, I love you." She sings that just a bit fantastically, though.

William Bloody Swygart (mrswygart), Thursday, 19 October 2006 23:59 (seventeen years ago) link

Brazilian twin-pop! I'm gonna print up some trading cards, btw.

Babelfish translation:

Composition: (Edson Carvalho [which according to Babelfish means "Oak"])

Crying the ice that you gave to me
Finding that you already it forgot me
I do not know if she was you or if I, girl, girl
Were I you being with a sensation
That I was the track and you, the airplane
You it train and I it station, girl, girl
I remember kisses, blues and poetry.
The salt in the skin, you licked me and I said: "Oh baby, I love you" I remember the face that you made
Will be that I remember what I did not exist?
You he said: "Oh baby, I love you"
Tô in the Bahia and tô feeling cold
Beach tá full; in me all emptiness
I tô for a wire, girl, girl
Broke the rope, I look for to you until not being able more
In the InterNet, bars, in periodicals.
Trombar you is what I want more, girl, girl
I remember kisses, blues and poetry the salt in the skin you licked me and I said: "Oh baby, I love you"
I remember the face that you made, I
I remember day and night, night and day
You said: "Oh baby, I love you... Baby, I love you... Baby, I love you... I love you "

So...this is like conceptually halfway between M2M and tATu? With some Wreckers thrown in?

nameom (nameom), Friday, 20 October 2006 00:51 (seventeen years ago) link

More K-Sis:

"Tem Dias (Que A Noite É Foda)" (more rockabilly, less fetching)

"Experimento". The new wave. Good tune.

The lipsynch.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Friday, 20 October 2006 02:58 (seventeen years ago) link

OK, since everyone's doing musical analysis, here's a tidbit on "Beijos, Blues E Poesia": The verse is basically in A-flat (at least on my guitar), but there's a tendency to use "jazzy" chords, i.e., the ones with numbers in 'em ("D-Flat Ninth" and the like). Didn't really figure 'em out, except I'd say the women are strumming from A-flat to its subdominant chord, D-flat, but with the ninth in place of the third (but no seventh) - i.e., putting do in your chord instead of the usual mi. I think. But the crucial move is when they shift to F-minor (A-flat's relative minor) or some embellishment thereon, the lead singer sings G (do), which is the ninth note in the A-flat chord, and this gives the melody a haunting, unresolved feel. The song is quiet, but stuff like that sung ninth keeps it flowing. Soft songs usually just dull out in the background for me, but this one I like very much.

OK. Question. If I'm writing a review for readers who don't know anything about ninths and subdominant chords and relative minors, is there any way to give them this information without boring them and getting in the way of everything else I want to say? Or even if the reader does know what those technical terms mean, does using them really communicated anything that's essential to what the song does? I made this the Song Of The Day over in the left column of my MySpace profile, and I left out the technicalities and just wrote this: "gentle and pensive, uses complex jazz chords, which don't turn this into 'smooth jazz' but rather keep the flow just unsettled enough so that it is flow, a quiet push in the music. This is the one soft song in a hundred that maintains its emotion throughout." Still might not mean a whole lot to people. I don't know.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Friday, 20 October 2006 22:03 (seventeen years ago) link

G (do), which is the ninth note in the A-flat chord

I meant to write: "G (do), which is the ninth note in the F-minor chord."

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Friday, 20 October 2006 22:07 (seventeen years ago) link

You lost me when you moved on to talking about 'flow'--not sure what that means in the context. "A quiet push in the music" is nice though, evocative.

Grey, Ian (IanBrooklyn), Saturday, 21 October 2006 03:19 (seventeen years ago) link

What you're saying is this isn't just 'fruity jazz chords' as they'd say on Buffy, but that these voicings create a certain mood or tension that propels the song, rather than just embroidering it?

Grey, Ian (IanBrooklyn), Saturday, 21 October 2006 03:24 (seventeen years ago) link

Yeah, that's about it, though I realize I'm being vague. Something about singing a ninth the way they do makes you anticipate a further note. ("Keeps the pages turning" I might say, if this were a suspense novel.) I guess that's standard for songwriting and that there are thousands of songs with ninths where the music doesn't lead you forward nearly as well as "Beijos" does. So I'm saying "Look, K-Sis do this," though then what I describe them doing doesn't seem all that special, and doesn't communicate why this song is special.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Saturday, 21 October 2006 12:06 (seventeen years ago) link

Hey, Frank, I've been meaning to ask what you think of the Timberlake album. I listened to the first half a lot about a month ago and now don't listen to it much at all, although I remember thinking that the anti-crack song and Justin-at-the-piano ballad weren't as bad as most crtics think.

Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Saturday, 21 October 2006 12:54 (seventeen years ago) link

OK, further to the K-Sis stuff, here's a current top-tenner from France - Laurent Voulzy's 'Derniers Baisers'. Now, ver Voulzy is pretty clearly not a teenpop type, so apologies for that, but the song itself is creeping up on my regards somewhat, even though it's basically a feller on a classical guitar singing the melody from 'Sealed With A Kiss' but with new, French words. though they may not actually be new. but, y'know.

Also, I really really really really really need to tell someone how awesome '1980' by Pascal Obispo & Melissa Mars is. It's in the French charts too - again, not exactly teenagers, but she looks about half his age, so, y'know.

Soddit, while I'm at it - Najoua Belyzel's 'Je Ferme Les Yeux' is still bloody amazing. And she's possibly teenaged too. I bet she bloody isn't, but she's got better odds than Pascal Obispo.

So yeah, in summary - French chart-pop: not half bad, sometimes.

William Bloody Swygart (mrswygart), Saturday, 21 October 2006 20:47 (seventeen years ago) link

I talked about Lindsay and Madonna on the country thread last year, mainly 'cause it was a comfortable place to talk, so there really aren't strict limits about whom we should or shouldn't discuss here - and the convo upthread about Lacuna Coil and the Gathering and the like really did give me insight as to what was going on with Kelly and Hilary (in their similarities to and difference from dark metal). My guess is that K-Sis wouldn't strictly speaking be "teenpop" either - but then "teenpop" isn't particularly the pop of America's teens, and up in my intro I wrote: "The teens I know listen to Marilyn Manson and System of a Down, and lots of 'teenpop' is actually for pre-teens, and lots of teenpop is also Adult Contemporary (and I'm waiting for Kelly to break on the country stations), so we can talk about whatever [emphasis added], but here's a good place for an ongoing discussion that includes Jesse and Hilary and Lindsay and Avril and Ashlee and Hampton the Hampster and - yes - Hawthorn and Blink-185 [er, 182], and Weezer (!) and Akon (!) and Gwen (!) and I want Brits to post here so they can confuse us with all their Rachel Stevens and Girls Aloud and Sugababes and who knows who and who knows what."

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Sunday, 22 October 2006 10:53 (seventeen years ago) link

Greg over on his blog prints the lyrics to "Not This Year," and I realize that I'd crucially misheard the words - or not heard, since Aly or A.J.* slurs them - at the start:

"This Christmas card is so contrived
A mannequin looks more alive
Haven't meant a word I've written here
The page is full not one thing sincere"

It's the third line I'd not taken in, which changes the whole meaning for me. It's not a pre-printed card she's calling phony, but her own words.

(*I have no idea which voice is Aly's and which A.J.'s. In fact, looking at them in their videos I don't know who is who either, never having seen their respective TV shows. I suppose I should google their album cover; presumably, Aly'll be on the left and A.J. on the right.)

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Sunday, 22 October 2006 11:16 (seventeen years ago) link

Meant to link Greg's blog. Here it is:

The Teen Cultural Revolution

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Sunday, 22 October 2006 11:17 (seventeen years ago) link

1) Aly is on the left of the Acoustic Hearts of Winter cover, to the viewer. I assume AJ is the deeper voiced one because that's what the "Rush" video implies. In any event, I like that one better.

2) Do any older-time listeners of Radio Disney know if Hoobastank or Maroon 5 got any plays on RD at the time?

3) I've been watching the WB Summerland lately which has implications on the teen singer/actor discussion thread above as it stars Jesse McCartney and Zac Efron, and also features Sara Paxton as a regular guest star. Zac and Sara were good as alyways, but I have to say I thought Jesse McCartney was surprisingly very good as an actor. Don't care for his singing though. I will probably post my full thoughts on my blog soon.

Greg Fanoe (JustFanoe), Sunday, 22 October 2006 12:58 (seventeen years ago) link

4) Brooke Hogan is currently #1 on the VH1 top 20 videos countdown

Greg Fanoe (JustFanoe), Sunday, 22 October 2006 13:07 (seventeen years ago) link

So it's even more obvious that sounding/being contrived is a major issue for them. I still think the relationship between contrived and deep lines/sentiments in their songs is important, but it doesn't function the way I thought it did in this song...which might mean that I like it even more, though I wasn't having any problems liking it already (this is probably my third favorite song by them..."Rush" is the best and "One of Them" gets the #2 spot because it genuinely scares me).

I saw them do "Chemicals React" on the Megan Mullally show, seemed like their voices were distinct (Aly's voice was stronger and less pinched), but on record it's not clear.

nameom (nameom), Sunday, 22 October 2006 15:15 (seventeen years ago) link

3) Hoobastank currently has three songs eligible, which (I assume) means they've had hits in the past (probably "The Reason"), but I can't find old Top 30 results through the site or Mediabase. Maroon 5 has no songs eligible, but it might have been a Gnarls Barkley sorta thing where they received some airplay but no additional support.

nameom (nameom), Sunday, 22 October 2006 15:23 (seventeen years ago) link

(Take it back Gnarls is eligible, but Maroon 5 might have been back in the day, not sure)

nameom (nameom), Sunday, 22 October 2006 15:37 (seventeen years ago) link

"Not This Year"

"Silent Night"

"Joy to the World"

"Let It Snow"

"Deck the Halls"

Links for "Greatest Time of Year," "I'll Be Home for Chistmas," and "Not This Year" >here.

("Greatest Time of Year" and "Not This Year" are very good, "I'll Be Home for Christmas" is pretty good, "Silent Night," is not so bad, the other three are adequate, I guess.)

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Sunday, 22 October 2006 20:35 (seventeen years ago) link

Thanks for those links, Frank. Will try and check them all out tonight. What with this and a copy of the Into The Rush deluxe edition finally arriving in the post from the States at the end of last week, I'm certainly ODing on Aly & AJ at the moment (I have no complaints). As you surmised, in nearly all their photos - and on stage - Aly is on the left and AJ is on the right. Generally, although not always (the "Rush" video is one notable exception), Aly styles her hair in waves (ringlets?) and AJ's hair is straight. Ironically, both of them look better when they adopt the other's preferred style!

UK chart notes:

1. Meat Loaf & Marion Raven made the UK Top 10 this week. Quite possibly the last time Marion will ever reach such giddy heights over here, but you never know.

2. My Chemical Romance have the #1 single for second straight week (and the LP, released today, is sure to follow it to #1). MCR are pomp-emo but have a large teen girl following here judging by the crowd that attended their gigs in London (one of them a matinee!) a year or so ago.

Jeff W (zebedee), Monday, 23 October 2006 10:06 (seventeen years ago) link

Generally, although not always (the "Rush" video is one notable exception), Aly styles her hair in waves (ringlets?) and AJ's hair is straight. Ironically, both of them look better when they adopt the other's preferred style!

Aly of Phil of the Future adopted all sorts of crazy hairstyles, practically a new one every episode. But yeah, I agree that she looks best with just the normal straight hair.

Greg Fanoe (JustFanoe), Monday, 23 October 2006 11:26 (seventeen years ago) link

New Marion Raven, Hannah Montana, and Brooke Hogan albs all being streamed for a week at AOL's Listening Party. (Also the new Montgomery Gentry, which is supposed to be great [I have reservations about the title track, which is all I've heard, but this is one of the great acts of the '00s], and the new Moby.)

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Monday, 23 October 2006 15:03 (seventeen years ago) link

The new JoJo's album is the perfect prettiness for the first five songs and good on and off for the rest. Track One is by Scott Storch and Sean Garrett, Track Two is by Swizz Beatz and Sean Garrett, Track Three is "Too Little Too Late," which you know. It's by Billy Steinberg, Josh Alexander, and R.A. Cunningham, the first two of whom contributed to the Veronicas' "Leave Me Alone" and t.A.T.u.'s "All About Us." Track Four, the title song, is by Bridget Benenate, Matthew Gerrard, J. Rotem. Track Five is by Justin Trugman, Beau Dozier, Mischke, David Paich, Jeff Porcaro, the last two getting credit for the Toto sample that permeates the song.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Monday, 23 October 2006 15:54 (seventeen years ago) link

Note to this "Hannah Montana" person: I love you but I've chosen MCR.

nameom (nameom), Monday, 23 October 2006 17:09 (seventeen years ago) link

The new Marion Raven is an EP: six songs, three new, three from the Atlantic alb that was never released here. Concentrating on the rockers rather than the Max Martins, unfortunately. She's transformed herself into an L.A. rocker chick. Sample lyric: "You're good for sex but you're bad for me."

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Monday, 23 October 2006 18:49 (seventeen years ago) link

I haven't heard the Timberlake album yet. The two or three songs I have heard sound good but somehow don't leave me moved. Not sure what my barrier is.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Monday, 23 October 2006 18:53 (seventeen years ago) link

(MCR album is really good!) OK, actually listened to the Hannah OST, nothing unexpected except: 1) "Just Like You" is pretty good (no RD airplay), probably the best of the ones I haven't heard, 2) a few duds but none unexpected, 2) rehashed material is very old but mostly not bad, just unnecessary 3) Everlife are in Hannah Montana territory, sounds like a second or third-tier Miley track, 4) duet with Billy Ray....not quite as terrible or sappy as I'd expected, sorta Taylor Hicks with some angst-guitars thrown in, totally superfluous, overall the album could be cut in half.

Just checked out Matthew Gerrard's pre-Disney history, bass player before featuring on a Mandy Moore album and producing Eden's Crush (unknown early DioGuardi track on that one, not very good) and Nick Carter. But his breakthrough was Lizzie McGuire --> Hilary Duff. Otherwise he seems to be the producer equivalent of a Disney-bred star, doesn't stray too far.

nameom (nameom), Monday, 23 October 2006 19:13 (seventeen years ago) link

MCR - 'Teenagers' (youtube)

Jeff W (zebedee), Tuesday, 24 October 2006 10:35 (seventeen years ago) link

Not much talk about Fergie's new album. Especially the latter half, where she decides it's OK to be Pink. Highlight is probably "Pedestal," but there are a lot of underrated angsty songs in the second half of the album. (Holy jeez, she was in Kids Incorporated??) "Big Girls Don't Cry" co-written by Toby Gad, whose name seemed familiar...co-writer on the Veronicas album ("Secret," "Mouth Shut," "Speechless"). But for the most part she wrote 'em herself.

nameom (nameom), Tuesday, 24 October 2006 21:53 (seventeen years ago) link

AOL is streaming the new Gwen Stefani single, "Wind It Up," which pushes the envelope as far as melodic or even rhythmic coherence goes, way way way way beyond the fucking around she did in "Hollaback Girl" and "Rich Girl." She starts off high on a hill with a lonely goatherd, and she's yodeling. She stops, a brass band enters, it cuts off, she goes into a robotic rap, bits of oom-pah are inserted without taking hold, and about a minute in a house-like dissonant pushy bass enters. Then the various elements follow in quicker succession, different parts combining. Is this gonna get airplay? No guarantee. I'd like it to. It's more fun than "Luxurious." I would not have predicted that both Gwen ("Hollaback Girl," "Wind It Up") and Jessica ("These Boots Are Made For Walkin'," "Push Your Tush") would start messing around with song form.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Thursday, 26 October 2006 03:37 (seventeen years ago) link

It made me think of Lene Lovich.

Grey, Ian (IanBrooklyn), Thursday, 26 October 2006 05:15 (seventeen years ago) link

Popjustice just did a poll of their readers, a few stats kinda pertinent to the thread:

83% of you say Paris Hilton does not deserve to be a popstar.

Those who think Paris does deserve to be a popstar are less likely to have a problem with popstars miming, less likely to demand that popstars are interesting, and less likely to believe that popstars should be able to sing.

Almost half of you think Kylie should keep her hair short and that Girls Aloud are better than The Beatles.

17% of you want your popstars to be hairy, and 15% think that being able to sing is unimportant.

Only 3% of under-18s want a Spice Girls reunion.

44% of Lily Allen's MySpace friends think her next album will be shit.

Full report available there.

nameom (nameom), Thursday, 26 October 2006 16:04 (seventeen years ago) link

That is, here

nameom (nameom), Thursday, 26 October 2006 16:05 (seventeen years ago) link

Listen to Radio Disney on Saturday, October 28th @ 2pm ET to let us know if we should pick or kick Fall Out Boy's new song, "What's This?" ! Only from the station that let's you choose your music your way... Radio Disney!

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Friday, 27 October 2006 12:57 (seventeen years ago) link

Not totally unexpected, that's their Nightmare Before Christmas cover. (It's kinda cute.) Panic! at the Disco did one of these, too.

nameom (nameom), Friday, 27 October 2006 14:27 (seventeen years ago) link

Heard on RD for the first time today is "Chasing Echoes" by Katelyn Tarver. Kind of Disney girl pop along the lines of Jordan Pruitt or Hannah, but not as good as either of the former. Sounds a bit limp to me, and I'm not sure Katelyn is a good enough singer to really sell the song. Still, definitely the best track of hers that I've heard, and one of the better tracks I've heard on RD lately. Song is available for listening on Katelyn's MySpace.

Just finished listening to the HM soundtrack. Of the songs I never heard the full versions of, thumbs up to "This Is the Life" and "Just Like You", and thumbs down to "The Other Side of Me". The more dance-y HM tries to get, the worse the song ends up being. Still don't really know why "This Is the Life" never really picked up any RD play as it sounds at least as good as, say, "If We Were a Movie" to me. Extra tracks + duet add nothing to the album. I really wish they had included at least one new HM track on this.

Greg Fanoe (JustFanoe), Friday, 27 October 2006 19:29 (seventeen years ago) link

Vanessa Hudgens is breaking onto Top 40 radio, we'll see how far. As of right now 40th in maintream Top 40 airplay (not counting oldies) with 1,339 spins over the last 7 days; not getting far on r&b/hip-hop stations, however (minor play in Chicago and Harrisburg). Stacie Orrico's boring "I'm Not Missing You" is up to 800 Top 40 spins. Gwen's "Wind It Up," just starting, is up to 706 spins. (Aly & A.J.'s "Chemicals React" got 15 Top 40 spins, all in Green Bay.)

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Saturday, 28 October 2006 18:28 (seventeen years ago) link

so i'm liking marion raven's new major-label-imprint sellout sleaze-rock EP (esp its most rocking tracks: # 1, 3, and 5, though #4 is her evanescence goth move and #6 sounds almost as much like nirvana as 'showbiz witch' by the mannequin men does -- thanks, frank!) not only more than her import album from earlier this (later last?) year, but more than the hanna montana album, which i didn't expect, though the latter is still pretty good if almost definitely no hope partlow much less skye sweetnam. (pick hit so far: "who said," followed by "this is the life," but i've only just begun with it.)

PS) The Chow Nasty "Ungawa" guy reminds me as much of James Chance as Jon Spencer; did I ever say that before? Which is not say not as good as James but not as irritating as Jon. If the whole song was as good as chorus chant, it would maybe have shot at my top ten, but as of this moment the James/Jon parts just make me wince way too much.

xhuxk (xheddy), Saturday, 28 October 2006 22:46 (seventeen years ago) link

..which is TO say...

xhuxk (xheddy), Saturday, 28 October 2006 22:58 (seventeen years ago) link

the dirtie blonde and slumber party girls albums, meanwhile, seem a lot less fun than hanna montana. also a lot less fun than the
*employee of the month* soundtrack, which has covers of great songs by cheap trick and t. rex and exile, plus a good hard-fi song, a good reo speedwagon oldie, and my favorite teddybears song -- the one with mad cobra, which i like not only more than anything else on their U.S. album, but also more than the two cuts from before the album that frank burned for me this week. (i could do without the *employee* track by sugarcult, though, and probably the one by red jumpsuit apparatus. there's also a track on there with a bunch of scatological subtitles, but if i heard it so far, i didn't notice.)

xhuxk (xheddy), Sunday, 29 October 2006 01:03 (seventeen years ago) link

dirtie blonde (whose alanis-like debut single i wrote about way upthread) seem to be attempting a yeah yeah yeahs via morningwood shtick in tracks like "bend over," and it is not endearing. they're more likeable in early sheryl crow mode; e.g., "change the water."

xhuxk (xheddy), Sunday, 29 October 2006 01:27 (seventeen years ago) link

Marion Raven's EP is on Eleven Seven Music. "Eleven Seven Music is the brainchild of 10th Street Entertainment CEO Allen Kovac. 10th Street is a music marketing/management company that manages artists such as Blondie, Everclear, Meat Loaf, and Hanson. According to a press release, Eleven Seven Music was 'developed in association with ADA, a Warner Music Group company.' The artists currently signed to Eleven Seven Music are Buckcherry, Marion Raven, The New Cars, Jonny Lives!, Everclear, and The Exies. Buckcherry recently released the first album Eleven Seven produced (called '15,' which was soon after picked up by Atlantic Records).

"Eleven Seven Music was created to help artists release albums that would later potentially be picked up by Warner Music Group subsidiaries."

Whatever that means. I guess "being developed in associaton" with WB doesn't necessarily mean being distributed by whoever distributes WB. Or something.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Sunday, 29 October 2006 09:07 (seventeen years ago) link

Yeah, confusing. Though if the surprising chart success of the Buckcherry album this year is any indication, Eleven Seven must be doing something right. (The Everclear album went nowhere, I think.)

Dirtie Blonde are more interesting, and more fun, than I thought. Who they sometimes remind me of Artificial Joy Club, this Canuck band that I liked in the early '90s (they're in the second version of Stairway to Hell) and nobody else noticed, though I doubt Dirtie Blonde are that good. But Amie Moriello's sandpaper vibrato seems to take stop-offs not only at Alanis and Sheryl and Morningwood (and the song where she does that somehow turns out to gain something in this context by the way), but also Shakira ("Officially in Love" is kind of blatant in that regard) and Taylor Dayne and PJ Harvey. Hmmm.

Also I don't *hate* the Red Jumpsuit Apparatus song on *Employee of the Month.* It's just your usual dime a dozen emo twerpola, but it does at least appear to be a comprehensible (and comprehensibly hooky, in its lame way) song, where the singer is chiding some other guy for being physically abusive to a woman, or something like that.
Also, *Employee* version of Exile's "Kiss You All Over", by somebody named Santino, is in another language. Wonder if it was a Euro hit.

Also "Ungawa" seems more fun despite itself every time I hear it.

xhuxk (xheddy), Monday, 30 October 2006 11:38 (seventeen years ago) link

Edward O. noticed Artificial Joy Club (see upthread). Don't disagree with you about "Ungawa" (will make my Top 100, not my Top 10). (If anything, James Chance's voice was worse than Spencer's, but Chance had a better idea of what his voice should be doing. While only hearing a track here or there, I do get the impression that the Blues Explosion is getting better over time.)

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Monday, 30 October 2006 13:27 (seventeen years ago) link

Xhuxk, I'll include Robyn's new cover of "Cobrastyle" in the next package. I prefer hers to Mad Cobra's, but judging by your enthusiasm for the Mad Cobra and relative nonenthusiasm for Robyn, you might not.

Tom Ewing said that the Mad Cobra "Cobrastyle" is his song of the year or decade or something.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Monday, 30 October 2006 13:36 (seventeen years ago) link

Hannah Montana soundtrack debuts at number one on the Billboard album charts and has the most sales of any soundtrack in its first week since the similar "Get Rich Or Die Tryin" soundtrack last year. Bboard notes it's only the fourth Top 10 debut for Disney records (other 3 being? HSM, Cheetah Girls 2 I guess. Can't think of another).

Link is here

I have some more thoughts on Emma Roberts and acting/singing but they will have to wait until I get home from work.

Greg Fanoe (JustFanoe), Thursday, 2 November 2006 13:47 (seventeen years ago) link

As promised, more thoughts on Emma Roberts and acting/singing. Not sure if anybody else cares about this stuff, but for the Diz/Nick segment of teen pop it seems to be a pretty significant part of the image and music of the artists.

Watching some behind-the-scenes footage of "Unfabulous" from an Emma Roberts fansite, there were several portions I thought were relevant:

1) Asked if she prefers music or acting, she replies: "I like acting better than singing, just because I've been doing it longer, and it's really what I wanted to do. The singing thing just happened from the show and it wasn't really anything I ever wanted to do"

2) Asked what job she would have if she couldn't be an actress, she replies...something, I can't remember, but the important thing is that her answer wasn't "singer"

3) They made it a point to mention, several times, that Malese Jow (Emma's co-star on the show) is also a really good singer and that her and Emma like to sing around the set.

Could Nick be really trying to get into this teen pop thing that Diz dominates? They'd be idiots not to, given all the success Disney has had with it. As of right now, the only Nick product that has any recorded output is Emma Roberts and Drake Bell, as far as I know, and neither is anything good (some of Emma's songs, especially "Dummy", are OK). Maybe if they stopped forcing people who don't like to sing to record songs for them (see Emma R.) and got people who were actually good singers, or at least enjoyed singing, it would work better. Disney has been ultra successful at it by getting people who are great singers but mediocre actors (e.g. Miley) or people who even if they aren't great singers are lively and have personality as singers (e.g. Ashley Tisdale). Emma just sounds lifeless.

Greg Fanoe (JustFanoe), Friday, 3 November 2006 01:31 (seventeen years ago) link

(Not that "Ungawa" is teenpop, but my review of it went up today on Paper Thin Walls.)

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Friday, 3 November 2006 19:52 (seventeen years ago) link

(From where you can legally download it.)

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Friday, 3 November 2006 19:53 (seventeen years ago) link

New teen-rap on The Tube comeback radio show, a duo of Mancunian 12 year olds. Quite amusing. More info: http://www.bbc.co.uk/manchester/content/articles/2006/07/24/210706_blendaholics_feature.shtml

Jessica P (Jessica P), Friday, 3 November 2006 21:04 (seventeen years ago) link

Hannah Montana album is not really clicking for me; I'm not sure why. It's like Skye Sweetnam with all the rocking and humor and personality taken out. Her voice is fine. And the songs must be catchy if seven of them are in the Hot 100, but the hooks aren't grabbing me yet. Honestly, the non-Hannah tracks (Everlife, Click Five's Rubinoos powerpop, B5's Earth Wind and Fire cover, maybe even Jesse McCartney) sound as good as most of Hanna's songs. Am I wrong? (George Smith compared Hannah to the Bratz in an email he sent me a couple weeks ago, but I never really got into the Bratz CD either.)

Lalena just asked me why I was listening to Edie Brickell (who she likes) while Dirtie Blonde's most country/Sheryl Crow song ("Change The Water") was playing. She's probably right. I never listened to Edie beyond the hit about throwing her into deep water or whatever it was. Mostly with Dirtie Blonde I just hear potential, I guess. But I'll give it a little more time and see if any songs kick in.)

Finally got around to playing Justin's album this week. Has anybody pointed out that his singing sounds really, really consticted this time out? Maybe it did last time too, and I didn't notice, but this album is nowhere near as great as his first one. Maybe that's what comes from trying to imitate Prince instead of Michael Jackson? I dunno. I guess "Summer Love" is pretty good. Am I alone in this? (I haven't really been paying attention to the discussion about that album, at all, so it's not really clear to me what people think about it. Ditto the Paris Hilton album, which sounds better to me, especially "Stars Are Blind" and "Jealousy," though it's weird I like her doing slow songs better than doing dance songs. Though I don't mind the Rod Stewart cover or the Bee Gees imitation. Brooke Hogan's CD sounds to me like the Paris Hilton's only less good, and her version of "Low Rider," which is about low riding jeans, reminds me of L'Trimm's version only nowhere near as good. At least so far.)

xhuxk (xheddy), Saturday, 4 November 2006 15:57 (seventeen years ago) link

(Actually, "Stars Are Blind" always reminds me of "The Tide Is High" by Blondie, though I'm probably several months behind thousands of other people in saying that.)

xhuxk (xheddy), Saturday, 4 November 2006 16:37 (seventeen years ago) link

I guess "Summer Love" is pretty good. Am I alone in this?

Uh, that was pretty incoherent of me, wasn't it? I meant am I alone in thinking the first Justin album was lively and effevescent and fun and funky pretty much from beginnning to end, and the new one sounds totally reigned-in, Timbaland or no Timbaland? Are people interpreting this as a "maturity" move, or what? Am I just confused?

xhuxk (xheddy), Saturday, 4 November 2006 17:09 (seventeen years ago) link

It's possibly less effervescent - although I think that perception w/r/t Justified puts disproprortionate weight on the singles as representative ("Senorita" and "Rock Your Body" in particular) - but I definitely wouldn't describe FutureSex/LoveSounds as reined in. If anything I'd say the opposite: most of the album tracks on Justified are content to generate just enough energy to be noticeable and perhaps vaguely interesting, whereas almost everything on the new one feels like it's constantly spilling over with ideas (good and bad), going in diferent directions, while not abandoning a commitment to pop-as-pop.

But yes, the singing is perhaps even more constricted. But I'm not really into Justin for his pipes per se.

Tim Finney (Tim Finney), Saturday, 4 November 2006 21:35 (seventeen years ago) link

Well, ok Tim, let me put it another way: Is there an equivalent of "Senorita" or "Rock Your Body" (or "Cry Me A River" or "Like I Love You") on the new one that I'm missing? I guess you're saying the new one is more consistent, which I don't really hear, but either way, who cares about consistency if there are no great songs? Though maybe people think are great songs, and maybe I just haven't noticed them yet. (Do people who prefer the new one to Justified tend to be people who prefer Prince to Michael Jackson? I sure don't. And the Prince that Justin's new album -- and specifically, say, "Damn Girl" -- reminds me of is Prince after I stopped giving a shit about him. '90s Jam-band-funk Prince, not early '80s new wave funk Prince. Snore. But maybe I'm missing something. Bottom line, on the new album, I just don't hear hooks. And the whole thing is hitting me as extremely cold and detached.)

Brooke Hogan's album, on the other hand, is growing on me a little.

xhuxk (xheddy), Saturday, 4 November 2006 22:24 (seventeen years ago) link

I think there are great songs - possibly none as truly great as "Rock Your Body" but that just means that "Rock Your Body" is an awesome single, not that Justified is a great album (although i take the point that sometimes one or two great songs are enough to make an album venture seem worthwhile). And anyway the awesomeness of "Rock Your Body" only became completely clear when it was released as a single, when you'd hear it at a club when you were dancing with some girl/boy and you both couldn't resist choosing to perform the duet interchange as you danced.

I think that this album is mostly too dark/intense to recreate that situation, but it's too soon to tell really - I could imagine people singing along to "Damn Girl" perhaps. I don't think "mature" quite captures this album. It's more serious and intense and caught up in perfecting signifiers from other genres (hip hop, funk, Prince), and certainly pop albums have gone wrong before by focusing on these things rather than on simply great songs, but there's no reason why they can't also go right by doing this as well. In fact this is precisely what Justified did relative to Justin's N'Sync days, so it makes perfect sense that Justin would seek to go further down that path.

I agree that Justin is perhaps drawing as much or more from 90s Prince than 80s Prince, but for me this is actually a point in its favour (although I'd say it's more "Get Off"/"Sexy MF" Prince than, say, The Rainbow Children) - the dubiousness of this proposition relative to the safer option of emulating 80s Prince/MJ makes the album's success even more interesting. Though I recognise my argument rests on the premise that the album is a success.

Tim Finney (Tim Finney), Saturday, 4 November 2006 23:32 (seventeen years ago) link

Ha ha, "intense" is what people call lots of boring indie rock, too.

And "Sexy MF" would be on my short list of least sexy songs of all time.

Which isn't to say that I might not wind up liking Future Love/Sex Sounds a lot, someday -- right, like maybe when a few tracks hit me as singles. (Confession: I originally liked Nick Carter's solo album more than Justified!!) Though I gotta say, most of what Tim's saying really does not make me optimistic.

xhuxk (xheddy), Saturday, 4 November 2006 23:44 (seventeen years ago) link

As for Brooke Hogan, her album may well be better when it comes to upbeat dance songs than Paris's album is. It's also, as far as I can tell, more consciously funny than Paris's album. (Which isn't to say it's better, just that it may not be as worse as I thought this morning.) Pretty clever how "Low Rider Jeans" quotes "Pretty Fly For a White Guy" -- especially since a 12-inch single of said Offspring classic came with a "Low Rider" remix. Concidence?

xhuxk (xheddy), Saturday, 4 November 2006 23:51 (seventeen years ago) link

'Ha ha, "intense" is what people call lots of boring indie rock, too."

Different kind of intensity, I'd argue: closer to how I'd use the word when talking about rap or dancehall, and it's not necessarily adverse to chart success either - I'd call "Get Busy" "intense" (nothing on FutureSex/LoveSounds is as good as "Get Busy" but "Get Busy" is one of the best songs ever - I must say though that I was surprised that it was as big as it was, I'd previously thought it was too relentless to be so successful).

Of course FutureSex/LoveSouinds will necessarily be a disappointment if you specifically want Justin to be "lively and effevescent and fun", this is pretty clear from even a superficial sampling of both records.

Whether that makes it a failure as a pop album is a different question of course, as a lot of pop music becomes better pop to the exact extent that it seeks to run away from those attributes - e.g. Kelly Clarkson is a better pop star when she's singing "Since You've Been Gone" or "Behind These Velvet Eyes" or even "Because Of You" than when she's singing "Walk Away" (not a bad song, mind). Which is not to say that these songs don't often end up also being lively and effervescent and fun in a different kind of way, but whatever that way is it's mediated through the music's statement that it is or does not want to be any of those things.

Quite a few people decried "Like I Love You" and "Cry Me A River" as being try-hard, pretentious, enslaved to standards of musicality or style which took them away from being good pop songs. And, as much as I disagreed with those people, I felt there was a kernel of truth there: esp. with "Like I Love You", at first I found all of the carefully underscored and highlighted stylistic decisions (the deliberately naturalist drums etc.) to be almost obnoxious in their desire to be noticed and valued. A couple of months of radio play totally normalised the song though and now it sounds basically like good pop (it helps that several people subsequently attempted to make their own equivalents of this song). And, more than that, it's not good pop in spite of all the affectations, but because of them.

PS. I would at least agree that "Sexy MF" isn't as sexy as it holds itself out to be. The same applies to all the songs with "Sex/Sexy" in their titles on Justin's album. Somehow though the allusion to/desire for/aspiration to/simulcrum of "sexiness" is totally endearing in both cases, and perhaps more loveable than actual sexiness would be (I tend to think it's a core component of Justin's success that he in fact falls so short of his intentions on so many levels).

Tim Finney (Tim Finney), Sunday, 5 November 2006 00:13 (seventeen years ago) link

Well of course my problem with F L/S S so far is that it doesn't hit me as "dark" at all ("Cry Me A River" sounded darker than anything here -- almost goth!); I mean, I obviously might not mind the forfeiture of energy and fun if they were replaced with something, but so far as I can tell, they're not. The first album had more beauty to it, too (which isn't suprpising, given the less constricted singing). Tim's starting to convince me that this is going to be considered Justin's Pet Sounds or something. (The titles even almost rhyme!) But I'll take the early Beach Boys over PS anyday. (And "Sexy MF" isn't merely unsexy; it's horrible.)

xhuxk (xheddy), Sunday, 5 November 2006 01:18 (seventeen years ago) link

PS: My favorite Brooke Hogan song so far is probably "Beautiful Transformation." "Heaven Baby" featuring Beenie Man is good, too.

xhuxk (xheddy), Sunday, 5 November 2006 02:14 (seventeen years ago) link

As is "All About Me" (where it's Brooke's birthday party and she'll cry if she wants to, except the song sounds very happy regardless).

xhuxk (xheddy), Sunday, 5 November 2006 02:39 (seventeen years ago) link

Also notable: The dogs that bark along with Brooke all through "Low Rider Jeans" (and how at its start she's looking for her la-la-la.)

xhuxk (xheddy), Sunday, 5 November 2006 02:47 (seventeen years ago) link

Chuck I think you're reading more into my argument than I mean to be there if you're thinking I'm trying to set up the album as a Pet Sounds equivalent!

For me a better pop album comparison point might be Madonna's Erotica (perhaps not-coincidentally my favourite Madonna album, followed by her debut).

Tim Finney (Tim Finney), Sunday, 5 November 2006 02:55 (seventeen years ago) link

Some might argue that it's too soon for Justin to make his Erotica but if you count the N'Sync albums then the timing is about right.

Tim Finney (Tim Finney), Sunday, 5 November 2006 02:58 (seventeen years ago) link

Yeah, I can see that. But I never had any use for Erotica either, truth be told. When Justin makes his You Can Dance (or even True Blue or Ray of Light or I'm Breathless) (or, hell, Immaculate Collection),I'll listen.

xhuxk (xheddy), Sunday, 5 November 2006 13:43 (seventeen years ago) link

(I'd pick her debut #1, though. But right, he's past that point.)

xhuxk (xheddy), Sunday, 5 November 2006 13:45 (seventeen years ago) link

Timberlake's album as a whole is destined to look more sophomoric with time, but an album by a retro-futurist former child star with powerful friends, arty ambitions and amateurish tendencies is enough to entertain a lot of pop-crits for now. I like it a little more than Justified (fewer whinnies, makes more of his dorky side) but less than Confessions.

Zwan (miccio), Sunday, 5 November 2006 16:55 (seventeen years ago) link

Low Rider Jeans" (...at its start she's looking for her la-la-la.)

actually, it's her duh-dunt-duh-duh (you know, the sound you hear before people yell "charge!"), not her la-la-la-la. and the song ends with a christopher walken imitator requesting more cowbell!

xhuxk (xheddy), Sunday, 5 November 2006 18:13 (seventeen years ago) link

"Yeah, I can see that. But I never had any use for Erotica either, truth be told. When Justin makes his You Can Dance (or even True Blue or Ray of Light or I'm Breathless) (or, hell, Immaculate Collection),I'll listen."

yeah that's a perfectly sensible position even if I disagree with it.. (...except... Ray of Light? JUSTIN's Ray of Light? Really?)

Tim Finney (Tim Finney), Sunday, 5 November 2006 20:31 (seventeen years ago) link

From what I remember from old Radio Ons, Chuck was in a funny, gf-inspired, pro-meditative enlightment mood when he got into that album.

Zwan (miccio), Sunday, 5 November 2006 20:48 (seventeen years ago) link

I am definitely down for Justin's You Can Dance.

Zwan (miccio), Sunday, 5 November 2006 20:50 (seventeen years ago) link

Megan McCauley covers Marion Raven's "Break You" over on her MySpace page, sounds nearly identical except maybe a tad louder and weightier (and the original was plenty loud and heavy). Great song, and someone oughta hit with it, even if I'd rather it were Marion. So anyway, young Megan has done goth, done Salt 'n' Pepa, and now she's sounding like Marion combining "Since U Been Gone" and "You Oughta Know," pretty melody with broken glass in it. (Megan also's posted a couple of boring real music tracks [you know, like ballads and souled-up old jazz-pop] in which she proves she's a legitimate singer or something.)

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Monday, 6 November 2006 03:49 (seventeen years ago) link

Last week on my MySpace profile I called Cynthia's "Change On Me" and Lisette Melendez's "A Day In My Life (Without You)" two of the most dolefully intense freestyle songs ever, so I've got nothing against the word "intense." This was in my Song Of The Day writeup for Brooke Hogan's "About Us," which uses the same basic two-chord pattern as "Change on Me" and "Day In My Life" - Brooke's goes F#-minor to E, Cynthia's and Lisette's is a step lower, E-minor to D. The second chord is the first chord's dominant chord's relative major; having just said that, I have no idea why playing those chords in succession creates a melancholy feel. "About Us" is sung light and bright, with sunny pizzicato blips in the accompaniment, nothing like freestyle's thick dark syrup, but Brooke resembles freestyle in sliding one syllable down into the next, which in tandem with the chord pattern creates a sad little pang within the song's high spirits.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Monday, 6 November 2006 06:45 (seventeen years ago) link

Brooke Hogan's "About Us" here

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Monday, 6 November 2006 06:48 (seventeen years ago) link

frank, i love how obnoxious her voice is, nasally

pinkmoose (jacklove), Monday, 6 November 2006 07:45 (seventeen years ago) link

Oh, but that Kim-Lian single ('In Vain', not heard the other one) is rather good. She still has the same hair and everything!

William Bloody Swygart (mrswygart), Monday, 6 November 2006 21:50 (seventeen years ago) link

He's bringing slutty back: Interesting remix of "SexyBack" by Tony Cha Cha, but far better is "Slut," first track on his MySpace page. Lyrics: "Do I look like a slut? Uh-huh! Shut up!"

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Tuesday, 7 November 2006 21:59 (seventeen years ago) link

Don't know if bosh covers of Bon Jovi are relevant to this thread (prob'ly as much as Brooke and Paris), but here are Deejay Goldfinger's "Runaway" (second song down) and Mandaryna's "You Give Love a Bad Name."

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Tuesday, 7 November 2006 22:16 (seventeen years ago) link

How is Megan McCauley doing? Any success at all?

Jessica P (Jessica P), Tuesday, 7 November 2006 23:22 (seventeen years ago) link

re chuck's objections to futuresex/lovesounds:

i don't really think of it as dark and would agree that 'cry me a river' is darker than anything here, though i know what tim means by intense - there's something in the loving attention to texture throughout which is very overwhelming, the way each sliver of sound seems completely perfect. i disagree that it forfeits energy and fun, too, but it's a different kind of fun: slicker, more poised, less bouncy and innocent. i actually think 'rock your body' is the worst justin single to date though i do like it, but to my ears 'lovestoned', 'sexyback' and 'chop me up' are more than its equal in terms of dancefloor fun.

i could see an argument in saying the justified singles are superior to the fs/ls ones, though bear in mind we've only had two of the latter (and i think 'my love' is the best yet, but then i would). and i'm not usually one to rate consistent albums over albums with great singles - but fs/ls is just such a coherent statement that it makes justified seem even more singles-and-filler than it did at the time.

bearing in mind that i also think erotica is, like, madonna's PINNACLE (and by extension pop music in general's pinnacle), we may have to put this down to never-the-twain-shall-meet differing tastes.

The Lex (The Lex), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 10:33 (seventeen years ago) link

Yes, I was pleased when I thought of the Erotica comparison b/c it seems like such a good analogy for why some people will/won't like the album. You're right that FS/LS isn't really dark - again, it's not-really-dark in the same way that Erotica is, insofar as that the album seems dark in retrospect if you don't think about it too closely.

Do you really not like "Rock Your Body" so much?

Tim Finney (Tim Finney), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 10:43 (seventeen years ago) link

i do like 'rock your body', and i like it about a million times better on the dancefloor than anywhere else, but it falls way short of all the other justin singles for me. it's a bit...cheap-sounding? i think justin and uncredited girl do a really excellent vocal job with a rather pedestrian backing.

both erotica and fs/ls are cumulatively dark rather than song-by-song dark (though erotica much much more so, in that 'in this life' and 'bad girl' are much more staring-into-the-void than anything justin tries to do, and erotica explicitly deals with death as well as sex - justin's crack song, as good as it is, is not quite so bleak). but yeah, the darker moments somehow infect the less overt songs and make them dark by proxy.

the most successful dark moment on fs/ls is the '...comes around' coda! i'm not so keen on 'what goes around' because i feel it does absolutely nothing to build on the template already perfected by 'cry me a river' and 'nowhere', but the coda just sounds so...vitriolic and vengeful, and totally makes the song.

The Lex (The Lex), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 10:52 (seventeen years ago) link

Frank, do you know that Mandaryna also did "Here I Go Again" a few years ago? (Along with a smashing single from 2005 that might have been a cover but i really don't know called "Ev'ry Night").

Tim's comparison's good, but I heart Erotica and _hate_ FS/LS.

edward o (edwardo), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 11:03 (seventeen years ago) link

do you really not like the rest of fs/ls ed, or is it just 'sexyback'?

The Lex (The Lex), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 11:10 (seventeen years ago) link

It went through me and had almost no impact whatsoever. I mean, I'm all for imagination, but when some of this stuff is the output of a high priority pop act, the pendulum has swung too far.

"My Love" is OK. But then again, I only really liked "Rock Your Body" off the first one because it was such a joyous ray of technicolour exuberance. But at least Justified had actual SONGS ON IT.

edward o (edwardo), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 11:27 (seventeen years ago) link

i don't get what's so non-songlike about anything on fs/ls!

The Lex (The Lex), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 11:38 (seventeen years ago) link

Well, there's no bloody tunes innit. I can discern that the tunelessness is probably Justin's input, as when he was basically just doing change-a-word-take-a-third on the last one, there were at least some there.

Why are you trying to reason with me on this? My JT hate is well documented and rather irrational.

edward o (edwardo), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 12:21 (seventeen years ago) link

i just listened to 'chop me up' five times in a row and the tune is MASSIVE.

The Lex (The Lex), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 15:28 (seventeen years ago) link

Edward, I made "Ev'ry Night" my song of the day a couple of months back. Go to my MySpace blog and search for Mandaryna, where I refer to her tragic story.

I've only heard three tracks from the Timberlake - this won't stop me from jumping into this convo when I get the chance, but I have a lot to do in the next five days. Haven't even done my song of the day yet. It'll probably be JoJo's "This Time," prod. by Scott Storch, may be even better than Brooke's "About Us" and Paris's "Jealousy" and Storch's two big Chris Brown hits. Almost up there with "Baby Boy." Very minimal when it comes to songishness: beats, chanting, talking, sweet keyb plinks, orchestral hums, quick doubled-up harmony voices inserted as beats, microseconds at a time.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Thursday, 9 November 2006 20:11 (seventeen years ago) link

Sorry to just break in, but the gym I go to, they have all the tabs, all of which I read while treadmilling.

Anyway, there's this one with before/after-surgery Ashlee pics along with surprisingly sober assesments from plastic surgeons.

Her chin is partially gone, along with the bump in her nose. She's plumping her lips with, one assumes, collagen and has had her brows lifted. She's 23 and getting Botox.

Right now, she basically looks like nobody, an anony-bot Maxim-ready girl thing. But that's right now--at this rate, she's a couple surgeries away from Jackson-ville.

Rarely has 'prettiness' been so eerie.

Grey, Ian (IanBrooklyn), Thursday, 9 November 2006 22:26 (seventeen years ago) link

I am the damned
I am the dead
I am the agony inside
The dying head

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Thursday, 9 November 2006 23:27 (seventeen years ago) link

i always heard it as "a dying head"

mark s (mark s), Thursday, 9 November 2006 23:39 (seventeen years ago) link

I'm listening now and I think you're right, but I'm not 100% certain.

OK Mark, now that you're here, what do you think of Aly & A.J.?

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Friday, 10 November 2006 00:42 (seventeen years ago) link

Have to say the JoJo CD is a crushing disappointment :( Too many weak songs that sound like they were written for Beyonce or J-Lo and rejected by them. A waste of a great voice. Girl needs to quit doing movies and concentrate on putting more of herself into her music.

One track I do like a fair bit is "Like That" - it has a hook like a playground chant. It's sweet. The retro stylings (a la Disc 2 of the Xtina album) in her two co-writes are also at least interesting.

Incidentally, UK edition has a different running order to the US one, as well as the usual bonus tracks. One of these is "Leave (Get Out)"! The fact that the presence of "Leave" is prominently mentioned on a sticker on the CD cover suggests Universal don't have much confidence in the new material.

Jeff W (zebedee), Friday, 10 November 2006 12:25 (seventeen years ago) link

My Eyeball Skeleton review is up on PTW.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Friday, 10 November 2006 14:26 (seventeen years ago) link

Listening to Justin again. Maybe it will sink in this weekend, but I'm still not optimistic. "What Goes Around" is quite pretty. Most of the rest is sounding like a lifeless voice atop "interesting" sound effects. The music doesn't dance, it doesn't rock. The attempts at Prince-funk sound as forced at recent Prince. It just sounds failed to me, like whatever Timba and Timber were trying to do, they didn't pull off, like a zillion other records in the past quarter century that tried to add "ominionousness" to dance music, as if ominousness wasn't already there. Except records on Wax Trax were usually a lot funnier than this. Which is to say I wish Justin had a German accent maybe. (Wait, do people think of those illbegotten Ying Yang/Banner whisper tedium moves as an inspiration for this, in any way? I might buy that. Either way, I am proud to have finally used the word illbegotten for once in my life, though I probably spelled it wrong.) The slow songs seem less snoozeworthy than the (presumably less generic, given Timba-beats that tend not to be making me care about them) dance tracks. I'm really concluding that what people like about this thing is its ambition, but I don't get what's so impresssive about even that. As "serious artsy dance albums" go, it mmostly comes off half-assed. But I'll keep trying.

xhuxk (xheddy), Saturday, 11 November 2006 13:22 (seventeen years ago) link

Also, just about the only thing that really makes me think it's even trying to sound "ominous" is just that it's just so fucking slow. And uh, occasional lines where Justin tells me he's "losing [his] way," I guess. Which just sound like words. He doesn't sound lost. But probably I'm still missing something.

xhuxk (xheddy), Saturday, 11 November 2006 13:29 (seventeen years ago) link

One guess about what I'm missing: The beauty. Which I hear some in the ballads, in a dime-a-dozen hookless-soul-ballad-wannabe way, a lot less in the non-ballads. (I.e. - maybe this time the Usher comparisons make sense? But I've never really cared about anything Usher did.) Frank will probably hear the album eventually and hear beauty in the sound effects, like he often does in hip-hop where I have trouble hearing past the otherwise ugly vocals to hear what's beneath. In Justin's case, better melodies sure would have helped.

xhuxk (xheddy), Saturday, 11 November 2006 13:37 (seventeen years ago) link

Xpost (and I've got to run), but actually I've recently been finding some producer touches rather irritating, e.g., "Maneater" and "Promiscuous."

Listening to Nelly Furtado's "Say It Right": Far more beautiful than "Maneater" or "Promiscuous," and the producer touches (is it Timbaland?) are a lot less intrusive and irritating (seems to me they should be less intrusive still, but that background "hey" is designed for poignancy and draws the involuntary pang from me). Furtado is riding her own ache too consistently, but she doesn't oversing it. And juxtaposed against the dirty-oil-drum sound of the toms, the ache aches evocatively.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Saturday, 11 November 2006 13:41 (seventeen years ago) link

"Say It Right" is Timbaland.

Tim Finney (Tim Finney), Saturday, 11 November 2006 13:55 (seventeen years ago) link

As for Brooke's "About Us," I like it okay, but it's nowhere near one of my favorite tracks on her album. (It's not even my favorite track with "about" in the title!) I'd like it more, probably, if the twists and turns and ornateness of Brooke's vocal was more Latin freestyle and less Beyonce. The Beyonce style singing detracts from the melody in ways Cynthia "Change On Me" style singing wouldn't.

xhuxk (xheddy), Saturday, 11 November 2006 13:59 (seventeen years ago) link

Or detracts from the emotion maybe. Beyonce is such a cold style (but I realize I may in some extreme minority for thinking so.)

xhuxk (xheddy), Saturday, 11 November 2006 14:02 (seventeen years ago) link

ha ha, probably common knowledge, but i just noticed that brooke does a song called "my space"! again, not a bad one, but she's in destiny's child/tlc mode there, probably trying a little too hard to sound tough, and in general i prefer the tracks were she's more sweet and bubbly and a little bit new wavey, which are just hookier and prettier, to my ears. (my favorite tracks, probably, though that dichotomy probably won't apply to all of these: "heaven baby," "for a moment," "all about me," "beautiful transformation," "love you, hate you," "low rider jeans.") ("my number" is on now, and true to its title, brooke's phrasing is getting all math-rocky, leaving me cold. though the gang of boys "hey hey"-ing behind her is fun.)

xhuxk (xheddy), Saturday, 11 November 2006 14:19 (seventeen years ago) link

(also think the album in general might be better without paul wall, beenie man, and a couple more no-name rappers chiming in. they just sound tacked on; i'm not really clear on what they're supposed to be adding, per se'. though paul wall does sound as friendly as usual.)

"one sided" on now. beat sorta resembles "it's like that" by run-dmc.

which reminds me: am i the only person who thinks the beat of the first track on justin's new album sounds like "another one bites the dust"? except "another one bites the dust" was a way livelier song. (talk about minimalist art-funk moves: 1980 ruled, with queen's hit and "emotional rescue" both trying so hard to be the flying lizards.)

xhuxk (xheddy), Saturday, 11 November 2006 14:28 (seventeen years ago) link

"Dance Alone" (featuting Nox) is clearly Brooke's Latin-crossover move, with salsafied clave' beat and Spanglish rap cameo (which is okay.) Still wish she sounded more Latin freestle in it, though.

"Love You, Hate You" grabs me right at the start by ripping "Love On a Two-Way Street" by the Moments, one of the loveliest songs in human history. Way cute Akon-doing-"Lonely" chipmunk effects, too.

"Incognito" is another favorite, I guess. Popcorn popping all over the room, and the way Brooke talks "in the back of the club" reminds me of some Pet Shop Boys song -- "Left To My Own Devices," maybe??

xhuxk (xheddy), Saturday, 11 November 2006 14:50 (seventeen years ago) link

As for Paris Hilton's album, I give in. Makes my top 10, I think.

xhuxk (xheddy), Saturday, 11 November 2006 15:33 (seventeen years ago) link

Also I think Paris "Jealousy" > Pitbull "Jealouso" (but it's close).

xhuxk (xheddy), Saturday, 11 November 2006 15:57 (seventeen years ago) link

paris's album is just so effervescent and frothy. her delivery of "i wanna know what you dream about! i wanna know what you're thinkin' now!" might be my favourite moment in pop this year.

i love 'say it right' too, even more than 'all good things (come to an end)' which is the new c martin-penned furtado single.

it's funny, i hate coldplay but have loved unequivocally virtually every r&b song which takes its cues from coldplay/is written by chris martin: these furtado ballads, jamelia's 'see it in a boy's eyes', that brandy album...

The music doesn't dance, it doesn't rock.

i don't think it sets out to do either though - the fact that several of the songs are very danceable seems incidental to the overall aim of the album, which is to be this gorgeously textured, lush, sprawling thing which isn't necessarily meant to do anything active to.

The Lex (The Lex), Saturday, 11 November 2006 16:17 (seventeen years ago) link

xp

but pitbull "jealouso" > pet shop boys "jealousy" i think (though in general the new pitbull album isn't as great as it seemed on first couple listens, or as i claimed it was on the rolling hip-hop thread at the time. it'd be less oppressive if it were half as long, though there are a few great tracks. his remix album money is still a major issue from last year is still his best record. though the new one's still easily one of the best hip-hop CDs i heard in 2006.)

in other news, the highest review on this page (the "30") was by me:

http://www.metacritic.com/music/artists/federlinekevin/playingwithfire

xhuxk (xheddy), Saturday, 11 November 2006 17:25 (seventeen years ago) link

i have to say the cover of that album is one of my recent favourits

pinkmoose (jacklove), Saturday, 11 November 2006 17:44 (seventeen years ago) link

which? pitbull or federline?

xhuxk (xheddy), Saturday, 11 November 2006 17:54 (seventeen years ago) link

Well, get a few albums to #1 and everyone starts writing an article about it, but I feel like a lot of people are kind of missing the point (intentionally or not) in this short Star Tribune article on Disney-pop. Bob Cavallo, who manages the made-for-Disney music (chairman of the Buena Vista music group), sez "The music, the subject matter -- everything is really designed for a younger audience...It's not threatening. It's romantic. It's sometimes heroic in their minds. It's talking about empowerment and sub-teen and teen issues in a sort of small-town America view of it." Which I suppose is true of some of the Disney Channel stuff, but Aly and AJ are the elephant in the room in a lot (if not all) of these recent Disney-as-wholesome-pop-machine pieces.

nameom (nameom), Saturday, 11 November 2006 21:16 (seventeen years ago) link

Makes my top 10, I think.

Or maybe doesn't; I dunno. NEVER believe me when I predict something will make my top 10, until I actually submit said top 10 somewhere. (Kick out Hold Steady because I voted for them last year and their new one's less good? Kick out Kentucky Headhunters because it compiles the best tracks from their last 3 albums? Hmmm...) Either way, Paris's "Heartbeat" sounds a lot like Cyndi's "Time After Time."

xhuxk (xheddy), Saturday, 11 November 2006 23:05 (seventeen years ago) link

And "Screwed" starts out like "Our Lips Are Sealed"!

xhuxk (xheddy), Sunday, 12 November 2006 00:28 (seventeen years ago) link

New Evanescence album is leaving me overwhelmingly ambivalent. It all sounds okay, I guess; nothing is making me care about it. Maybe I'm just burnt out on the whole girl-goth-metal thing (Lacuna Coil album this year left me not remotely caring, too, and The Gathering one was one of the most ignorable), or maybe (seeing how I never grew to love anything on their debut either) Evanescence just aren't that good at it. (Actually, I way prefer Flyleaf; no comparison). Anyway, Lalena loves "Sweet Sacrifice," the opening cut of the new one, but I'm having trouble hearing even that song or the single ("Call Me When You're Sober" - great title still, I admit) as anything but pro forma. There's a track somewhere in the middle that jumps out at me by getting more Gregorian/orchestrated/ornate, probably a good direction for them, and the closer "Good Enough" seems to have half a pinch of Heart's "Dog and Butterfly" in its melody or singing, which would be a great direction for them, but they won't go it, and barely go it here. Beyond that: shrug.

xhuxk (xheddy), Sunday, 12 November 2006 14:07 (seventeen years ago) link

So basically I'm saying Amy Lee and Co. could afford to exert more effort on being beautiful (and less on the Korny klunk underneath).

xhuxk (xheddy), Sunday, 12 November 2006 14:40 (seventeen years ago) link

And so basically anybody who's tempted to buy the Evanescence album (maybe the Hanna Montana album too? Still haven't decided yet) should buy Scandal's We Are the '80s instead. Very proto-confessional-teen-girl-pop-rock, obviously, even if it does front-load what are probably their four best songs then drift into ballads.

Slumber Party Girls album is yet more evidence for the detrimental effect of Destiny's Child math-r&b "complex vocal rhythm" tedium bullshit on teen-pop/dance-pop catchiness, or lots of it is anyway, but I'm starting to kind of like "Carousel," "Summer's Gone," and the fake Miami Sound Machine track, whichever one that is (High School Musical had one of those too.) (Slumber Party Girls' one is probably "Salsa"; just a guess. I was in the other room at the time. Some other promising titles include "Bubblegum," "Eavesdroppin'," and "The Texting Song." "I Got Your Back" and "Back To Basics" were a couple of the Destiny's-style ones, I think. Lalena says "Dance Revolution Theme" is the least revolutionary sounding revolution song she's ever heard.) ("Eavesdroppin" on now - sounds kinda funky!)

xhuxk (xheddy), Sunday, 12 November 2006 17:31 (seventeen years ago) link

Ha, "The Slumber Party Theme" goes back and fourth between Bow Wow Wow Burundi new wave and Hi-NRG dance. Neat! How'd I miss that one? (Probably 'cause it only lasts a minute or so, which is just right.)

xhuxk (xheddy), Sunday, 12 November 2006 17:56 (seventeen years ago) link

And oops, "Back To Basics" turns out actually to be one of the bubblesalsa-rhythm-is-gonna-getcha ones. Sounds okay.

xhuxk (xheddy), Sunday, 12 November 2006 19:20 (seventeen years ago) link

Who they actually kind of remind me of is forgotten early '90s teen-poppers the Party, for their all-races-and-genres-to-cross-over-to-all-demographics aura. Except the Party had members of both genders.

xhuxk (xheddy), Sunday, 12 November 2006 19:28 (seventeen years ago) link

The "Salsa" track could use more bubble, actually. It's an attempt at "real" salsa, sounds like, which makes it feel oddly stodgy.

xhuxk (xheddy), Sunday, 12 November 2006 20:28 (seventeen years ago) link

"Bubblegum" has sufficient bubblegum in its background chants, but could use more in its foreground lead vocal, which sounds way too serious and adult r&b-wise except for the "boy you got me choking on my bubblegum" hook. Though it improves when one of the girls starts running down and rhyming ice cream flavors. (Bizarre double entendre: hard not to hear the line "when you choose me" as "when you chews me," seeing as how the song's called "Bubblegum" and all.)

xhuxk (xheddy), Sunday, 12 November 2006 20:35 (seventeen years ago) link

Most dark heavy-goth-pop track on Scandal best-of CD: "Another Bad Love". Best hard-pop songs outside of obviously immortal "Goodbye To You and "The Warrior": "Love's Got A Line On You," "Win Some, Lose Some," "She Can't Say No" (where Patty Smythe inflects like Steve Perry), the nicely powerchorded "All My Life," "Hands Tied" (which is produced like "Missing You" by John Waite). Reminiscent of "Only The Lonely" by the Motels but more boring: "Say What You Will." CD starts great, stays really good in the middle, gets dull at the end.

xhuxk (xheddy), Sunday, 12 November 2006 20:52 (seventeen years ago) link

I'm loving "Sweet Sacrifice" and even more-loving "Cloud Nine" with its 50s-SF movie voice/synth legato mortif thing.

I still think that latter day Curve were the top guns of goth-girl pop--especially the seldom doted-on The Gift.

Grey, Ian (IanBrooklyn), Sunday, 12 November 2006 21:41 (seventeen years ago) link

I'm with you xhuxk on Beyoncé being too cold, but I think the coldness is less an impediment for me than for you. And maybe it helps "Ring the Alarm" be funny. But I'd still prefer heat to grins on that one. "Survivor" is still the big exception, blazing hot, Beyoncé without sheen.

Not that I have anything against sheen in principle. I haven't worked out yet what I find off-putting about Beyoncé's sheen. She's a great songwriter and producer, and I think she's done a good job of making her co-stars sound good. I love Sean Paul on "Baby Boy." And I certainly put Beyoncé on the like side of the like-dislike ledger.

I wouldn't say that JoJo's "The Way You Do Me" is better than "Ring The Alarm" (both Beatz 'n' Garrett tracks) - maybe I wish "The Way You Do Me" were more of a "song" than a track - but I'm more willing dance and snuggle and giggle with it.

Funny thing is that I find JoJo's and Brooke Hogan's voices fairly characterless, and that doesn't seem to be a flaw. (It's not a virtue, though, and Paris alb is way more forceful in all sorts of ways.)

Bunch of versions floating around the net of Nelly Furtado doing Gnarls' "Crazy," BBC one being the best*. Nelly F. is a subject for further listenings and ponderings. A trouble I have with her is that she only seems to do one mood per song - I'm achy on this one, I'm flighty on that one, etc. - though again I don't see why that should necessarily be a flaw. Can't say there were a lot of variations in the mood and texture of the Kingsmen's "Louie Louie." Maybe Nelly wears out the mood before the song is finished. Anyway, she's almost moodless on "Crazy," and I think that helps, let's the song sing itself through her.

*Most ridiculous is the duet with Charlotte Church, but I can't say it's devoid of fun. (Bear in mind that I'm the person who loves the Celine Dion-Anastacia version of "You Shook Me All Night Long.")

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Sunday, 12 November 2006 23:03 (seventeen years ago) link

Sorry, I botched the Nelly F. Crazy link. Here it is again.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Sunday, 12 November 2006 23:06 (seventeen years ago) link

xp: My favorite Hannah Montana songs: "Who Said," "If We Were A Movie," "I Got Nerve," "This Is The Life" (which starts out like the theme from Mary Tyler Moore that Husker Du covered.) Then probably "Best Of Both Worlds," "The Other Side Of Me," "Pumpin' Up The Party" (her most obvious dance song, though there are bouncy little synthy embellishments in lots of the tracks, which are otherwise bubblegum pop-rock across the board). What makes the album cost-effective enough to justify its second week at # 1, though, is the non-Hannah tracks, all four of which are good. "Pop Princess" by the Click Five is worthy of the Bay City Rollers; anybody know if their other stuff is on this level? (They've got one album, right?)

xhuxk (xheddy), Sunday, 12 November 2006 23:07 (seventeen years ago) link

("Bazooka-rock", I should have called Hannah's genre. That's what Christgau called the Sweet once, and for Hannah it totally fits.) (What made me just remember is that "C-30 C-60 C-90 Go" by Bow Wow Wow, first track on their great We Are The '80s comp, just played, and Annabella Lwin used the word "bazooka" in it.)

xhuxk (xheddy), Sunday, 12 November 2006 23:16 (seventeen years ago) link

Borrowed the Click Five from the library several months ago but didn't have time to give it much of a chance. "Sounds OK, I guess," was the preliminary verdict. Ethan Mentzer and Ben Romans helped write Lindsay Lohan's "I Live for the Day," which has been deified on this thread.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Monday, 13 November 2006 00:09 (seventeen years ago) link

By the way, Charlotte Church: What the fuck?

(ILX search is broken, but as far as I can tell, unaccountably there's never been an "Explain Me Charlotte Church" thread. So, explain me Charlotte Church.)

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Monday, 13 November 2006 00:14 (seventeen years ago) link

"Pop Princess" by the Click Five is worthy of the Bay City Rollers

Or maybe I just mean worthy of Weezer before they started to suck? Somebody else decide. (I'm definitely not saying it's near the level of "Saturday Night" or "Rock N Roll Love Letter," I'm sure of that.)

And yeah, that Charlotte Church clip was wtf?-worthy for sure. Wow.

xhuxk (xheddy), Monday, 13 November 2006 00:43 (seventeen years ago) link

here's something:

Oh No! "The All New Charlotte Church Show"

xhuxk (xheddy), Monday, 13 November 2006 00:45 (seventeen years ago) link

The other versions of the Charlotte Church theme song (does the same song in a different genre every week) are even more wtf, but not nearly as good. The thing is, she's actually REALLY REALLY BAD at accents, and everything I've ever heard by her (which is probably one-eightieth of the total) seems like it ought to be a parody; her r&b voice is absurd, though it's somehow not awful. But it does make me think of the actors on Masterpiece Theater trying to do an American cowboy accent. And the problem isn't that I know how Americans really sound and she doesn't, but that her singing doesn't sound convincing as anyone's accent, as a human voice, really. But Passantino over on that thread seems to a be a fan, as do thousands of others in the buying public. And then on the YouTube comments threads you read all these laments 'cause she's no longer doing the classical and sentimental and show tunes she'd done as a tyke, though her legitimate singing sounds inept and inert to me. The pitch is dead-on and the voice is powerful, however. She's got an astonishing voice, and she could be really good if she ever gets a clue what to do with it. She's warm and funny on the skits I've seen from her show - here are the adverts. She comes across as a sensible, saucy lassie. And she seems like she's having more fun on "Crazy" than Nelly is.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Monday, 13 November 2006 05:38 (seventeen years ago) link

I've never paid much attention to Nelly Furtado's lyrics, and her recent music makes it easy not to notice them, except for serviceable chorus couplets like "Oh you don't mean nothing at all to me/No you don't mean nothing at all to me." But then there's stuff like "From my hands I could give you/Something that I made/From my mouth I could sing you/Another brick that I laid/From my body I could show you/A place God knows/You should know the space is holy/Do you really want to go?" which isn't unintelligible, I guess (in comparison to that one she did with Mr. Coldplay), but is klutzy and vacant.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Monday, 13 November 2006 06:09 (seventeen years ago) link

what exactly do you want to know about Ms Church, Frank? How much of her back story are you familiar with, for example?

here's her wiki page although tbh you'd be better off insight-wise reading any issue of the News of the World:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charlotte_Church

zebedee (zebedee), Monday, 13 November 2006 11:41 (seventeen years ago) link

chaz church is a great celebrity and in theory a great popstar, in practice an extremely boring popstar. she has a couple of ok-ish songs but no great or even very good ones.

The Lex (The Lex), Monday, 13 November 2006 11:45 (seventeen years ago) link

xpost

her TV show is supposed to be silly btw (first series went out 10pm on Fridays in order to catch at least the first wave of the "just got home from the pub" audience). I'm sure she's "botherd" if the accents are off

also the duets tend to be exercises in trying to outsing her guests

zebedee (zebedee), Monday, 13 November 2006 11:54 (seventeen years ago) link

Speaking of country accents (I'll post this on the country thread, too), am I the only one who really doesn't hear Hannah/Miley's voice as country at all (or at least as a lot less country, than, say, Hope Partlow's)? It must be there, especially if Metal Mike heard it, but I'm wondering if people are imagining a twang and drawl just a little thanks to her achy breaky dad. Or maybe I'm just deaf...

xhuxk (xheddy), Monday, 13 November 2006 12:28 (seventeen years ago) link

(Also should add that, what with Jon Tester's victory, this has been quite a week for Montana. I almost imagine Disney planning that way, like they pegged the state as the future before the news media did. Word now is that unemployed Detroit auto workers are moving there...)

xhuxk (xheddy), Monday, 13 November 2006 12:37 (seventeen years ago) link

(Maybe they're hoping to be dental floss tycoons.)

xhuxk (xheddy), Monday, 13 November 2006 12:46 (seventeen years ago) link

Speaking of country accents (I'll post this on the country thread, too), am I the only one who really doesn't hear Hannah/Miley's voice as country at all (or at least as a lot less country, than, say, Hope Partlow's)? It must be there, especially if Metal Mike heard it, but I'm wondering if people are imagining a twang and drawl just a little thanks to her achy breaky dad. Or maybe I'm just deaf...

Miley has a really strong southern accent in her speaking voice. I hear country in her voice. I might be predisposed to hearing country in her because since I watch the show, I've heard her speaking voice a lot.

Greg Fanoe (JustFanoe), Monday, 13 November 2006 15:13 (seventeen years ago) link

Jeff, I'd be interested in what you think is going on with Charlotte. The "what" - not to mention the "what the fuck?" - is easy to find online, but not the "why."

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Monday, 13 November 2006 16:36 (seventeen years ago) link

"Best of Both Worlds" has a pronounced* southern accent in the verses (but not particularly a country way of phrasing). The southern accent is barely present on "Who Said" (which nonetheless has a twangy guitar), except for the twist she puts on a few words at the end of a line: "magazines," "my way." And it seems gone altogether from "I Got Nerve."

*One does tend to pronounce one's accent, doesn't one?

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Monday, 13 November 2006 16:52 (seventeen years ago) link

Jeff, I worded that poorly between my whats and whys. But why do you suppose Charlotte is popular? What's the general feeling fans and antifans have towards her? That sort of thing. What might her role in the culture be?

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Monday, 13 November 2006 16:55 (seventeen years ago) link

Q: Can one be a great popstar while having few actual good records? (I'm thinking of Cher, who's only done four or five songs I've liked, mostly from her Sonny days. Yet I feel positive towards her as a star.)

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Monday, 13 November 2006 17:00 (seventeen years ago) link

ha, me too re cher.

chaz is popular because she's perceived as very down-to-earth (authentic, even!). she's hard-drinking and gets into fights but not so much that she's thought of as a mess - just a normal young woman. she hasn't noticeably slimmed down at any point so is seen as striking a blow for normal-sized women (while still being attractive to str8 men). she's very straight-talking and funny in interviews. she didn't move to london after she got famous and still hangs out with all her old cardiff mates.

these things count more than having good songs in britain at the moment! though the new chat show has received such slatings that the pendulum may be swinging back (i haven't seen it yet).

The Lex (The Lex), Monday, 13 November 2006 17:16 (seventeen years ago) link

xpost

I suspect a lot of what has made Charlotte a popular celebrity is her willingness to fuck up in public and her complete lack of pretension. (edit: i.e. what The Lex says + also she's still v. close to her family)

I think you can argue that CC isn't really a pop star - or at least is less of one now than in her Voice of An Angel days. Making records and singing on her TV show is now just one element of the CC package. Same with Cher, now that you mention it. (So I would certainly answer your question above in the affirmative.)

Jeff W (zebedee), Monday, 13 November 2006 17:18 (seventeen years ago) link

btw Frank, have you seen this yet?

Jeff W (zebedee), Monday, 13 November 2006 17:25 (seventeen years ago) link

also she's still v. close to her family

despite her mother being a mentalist fame-hungry cow! (both v obviously in public, and also the PA of the student mag i edited was a long-time acquaintance of m4ri4 church and told us this.)

jeff is right that the chaz brand isn't popstar per se, it's more...all-round entertainer. why she is given 'permission' to be a popstar as part of this and someone like paris hilton isn't is interesting! (with chaz her early career is proof that she has the singing chops, which is a fairly unassailable argument for the british public. there was a mini-spat between chaz and cheryl tweedy of girls aloud a while ago - cheryl accused chaz of biting their style, chaz responded "when she can sing the fucking ave maria she can talk to me".)

The Lex (The Lex), Monday, 13 November 2006 17:27 (seventeen years ago) link

Um, back to Hannah Montana for a second. Not much of a Southern accent in Miley's speaking voice, either. (Maybe kids in the Nashville 'burbs don't have Southern accents anymore.)

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Monday, 13 November 2006 18:32 (seventeen years ago) link

Charlotte has about ten times more stage presence than Ashlee (at least as a chatterer). I got really uncomfortable seeing Ashlee so pliant and cute and accommodating and nervous. It's like the self is scurrying around trying to stay out of sight behind behavioral tics. (Maybe it's not safe to come alive in your own identity.) Never saw Ashlee's reality show, in which apparently she charmed everybody.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Monday, 13 November 2006 18:53 (seventeen years ago) link

If you're curious about the Hannah Montana show, go to pixelgirl's YouTube stash and work backwards; you'll find clips from Programs 1 through 14. I may do this someday, at least check on a few. On episode one, the basic plot structure seemed the same as Lizzie McQuire's: (1) Miley has a several close friends, (2) something happens to test her friendship with one or more of them, and (3) the friendship is reaffirmed.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Monday, 13 November 2006 19:33 (seventeen years ago) link

go to pixelgirl's YouTube stash and work backwards

Or work forwards. You know what I mean.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Monday, 13 November 2006 19:34 (seventeen years ago) link

Speaking of "Cobrastyle," Robyn's "Cobrastyle" is on her MySpace page (as are "Jack U Off" and "Konichiwa Bitches"). Supposedly the album's coming out one of these days in Britain, less than two years too late. "Konichiwa Bitches" will be the single. (As for the U.S....?)

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Monday, 13 November 2006 20:17 (seventeen years ago) link

UK release! And live dates to be announced soon!
Current mood: excited

Hey!
'The Rakamonie E.P.' is released in the UK on 20th November on Konichiwa Records and contains exclusive versions of tracks not available anywhere else...

1. Konichiwa Bitches
2. Cobrastyle
3. List Of Demands (Live Featuring Jenny Wilson)
4. Be Mine (Ballad Version)
5. Jack U Off

...and some very special live shows are to be announced soon. Keep checking myspace for updates!

new look web site www.robyn.com launched 1st November!

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Monday, 13 November 2006 20:19 (seventeen years ago) link

(So I don't know if the album will be released, just the EP.)

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Monday, 13 November 2006 20:21 (seventeen years ago) link

Does anyone else think "I Got Nerve" is a rewrite of "Sk8r Boi"? Not a bad one, but still. I think the fact that I haven't yet heard Hannah/Miley get within a country mile of the melody on any single I've heard is a bigger problem.

The Hannah Montana phenomenon mystifies me. The first time I heard "Best of Both Worlds" I thought, "WTF? A song about what life's like when you're a rock star (by someone who isn't yet, but that's different WTF) who goes to high school during the day? What exactly is a kid supposed to identify with here?"

Well, clearly there's something there. But I still don't know what it is. Any advice?

Rick Massimo (Rick Massimo), Monday, 13 November 2006 20:42 (seventeen years ago) link

Forgot to mention that it occurred to me at the Cheetah Girls show a coupla weeks ago how much the "teenpop" audience is actually a good few years younger. (The average age at this show was about 10.)

My guess is the Cheetah Girls, for example, serve as a (re)assurance that the teenagerhood that's looming can be a fun, friend-filled experience. It's a different deal when you send that message to kids who aren't yet in that age group, as opposed to kids who are.

That's what I based my review on, anyway. I didn't much like the show, but since they drew 3,000 people in Providence less than a year ago and around 10,000 last week, I was intrigued.

This may have been covered upthread, but after 1,000 posts I can't give every one the scrutiny it deserves.

Rick Massimo (Rick Massimo), Monday, 13 November 2006 20:49 (seventeen years ago) link

Not much of a Southern accent in Miley's speaking voice, either

(Of course I can't let a discussion of teen TV go by).

Miley's southern accent on the show comes and goes. She talks like she has a retainer in her mouth. It's weird. But her acting has markedly improved over time.

Hannah Montana IS a ripoff of Lizzie (not just a group of friends, but one girl friend and one guy friend + one brother, etc, etc). Of course, just about every Diz/Nick show post Lizzie is the same. Actually Phil of the Future followed more in the vein of Even Stevens. Disney Channel is hardly noted for being original. I've written way more about HM on my blog, so I'm just gonna stop here.

Greg Fanoe (JustFanoe), Monday, 13 November 2006 22:09 (seventeen years ago) link

Well, clearly there's something there. But I still don't know what it is. Any advice?

I think Hannah has about a 50% success ratio (and yeah, the only obvious accent is in the theme song, but it was first, hence the lasting impression despite her getting progressively "Sk8er Boi"-by-way-of-Hilary, which means ditching the accent...I mean, Hilary's from Houston fer cryin' out loud).

But the reason it's huge, as has been said a couple of times, is that Disney has given it a major media blitz through its own outlets, which is enough -- almost without any outside recognition at all -- to make a dent on the Billboard charts. (Disney kids wouldn't have a WTF reaction to "Best of Both Worlds," because they were introduced to it as the theme song to the show; it simply outlines the premise). Disney Channel plays Hannah/Aly&AJ/Vanessa Hudgens on alternating commercial breaks, and there's some major deck-stacking going on with Radio Disney's "democratic" voting system. I.e., in any given month, three out of four (if not four out of four) artists introduced into rotation (via the "Music Mailbag") are from Hollywood. I think Cheetah Girls have had about four new singles introduced in a little under two months.

Which isn't to say none of the music's any good (some of it is great), but at some level the popularity of it has little to do with how good it actually is.

nameom (nameom), Monday, 13 November 2006 22:59 (seventeen years ago) link

one girl friend and one guy friend + one brother

So was Lizzie a ripoff of Clarrisa Explains It All in the first place (except for, you know, the songs part) (and the part about Clarissa being sort of a weirdo) (among other stuff?) (actually i'm not even sure the girlpal + guypal + brother applies.)

xhuxk (xheddy), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 00:46 (seventeen years ago) link

What do the Humberts think of the new Good Charlotte single?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PxQYV9Uo5mw

Stabbing Westward shout-out to their favorite brands. Really grown on me.

Zwan (miccio), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 01:17 (seventeen years ago) link

So was Lizzie a ripoff of Clarrisa Explains It All in the first place (except for, you know, the songs part) (and the part about Clarissa being sort of a weirdo) (among other stuff?) (actually i'm not even sure the girlpal + guypal + brother applies.)

Lizzie and Clarissa aren't great comparisons, but they are OK. Did Clarissa have a girl friend? I don't recall. Lizzie was much more of an everygirl with very simple and every day plots. Like for example not wanting to spend time with parents, doing badly on a test, being made fun of by popular girls, etc., etc. Whereas Clarissa seems much wackier. I can't really think of a touchstone that Lizzie drew off of enough to call it a "rip-off". At least not among tv shows. It's kind of like a younger and tv version of a Hughes movie though. Whereas Hannah (which I do like by the way) rips off both Lizzie AND The Famous Jett Jackson.

Greg Fanoe (JustFanoe), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 01:39 (seventeen years ago) link

By the way (and not to get this thread too off track) also following girl + girl friend + guy friend + brother formula:

That's So Raven, Unfabulous, Naturally Sadie, Read It and Weep.

May not seem like much, but well more than half of the shows Diz has developed since, plus a Nick show that came out right after Lizzie broke out, plus their most recent hit original movie. The formula seems to work for them.

Greg Fanoe (JustFanoe), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 01:44 (seventeen years ago) link

You're not off track at all, Greg.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 17:10 (seventeen years ago) link

Latest from Brie Larson's blog:

I went to the EMAs last night because Hoot was nominated for "Best Feature with an Environmentally Conscious Plot With Cute Butts"

or something like that. I don't remember. They gave out free organic chocolate and Real Food Daily catered and thats all that matters in life so everything else is seemingly flat.

ANYCRAP.
we lost to Ice Age.

But Sara was there and won for "Darcy's Wild Life" but also lost at the same time with her H20 commercial (Feel free to bring up the part where she says "ITS NOT A QUANTITY, ITS ABOUT ACCESS!"). People dropped their awards and broke them. Many remarks were made that were, in fact, sexual. And the Wonder Pets sang a song about saving a tree for what seemed like 20 minutes (But it was the best 20 minutes of my life).

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Thursday, 16 November 2006 06:13 (seventeen years ago) link

A couple interesting categories (but not as many as last year) for the next Radio Disney Awards:

Best Group Made of Brothers / Sisters
Jonas Brothers
Aly & AJ
B5
Everlife

Best Song To Listen To While Getting Ready For School
Rush - Aly & AJ
Start Of Something New - Troy & Gabriella
Unwritten - Natasha Bedingfield
I Got Nerve - Miley Cyrus

Best Artist Or Song Your Teacher Likes
Crazy - Gnarls Barkley
Too Little Too Late - JoJo
Gonna Make U Sweat - C & C Music Factory
So Sick - Ne-Yo

(What was their criteria for choosing the "Teacher Likes" category?)Can't seem to figure out how to vote for the BONUS "Best Ringtone" category. Also, there should be a write-in option.

nameom (nameom), Thursday, 16 November 2006 13:32 (seventeen years ago) link

In possibly teen pop related chart news this week (US Billboard Charts):

JT's "My Love" holds at #1 for the third week. "Fergalicious" stays at number 3, Beyonce's "Irreplaceable" jumps to number 4. Those two songs seem to be JT's biggest competitor for next week. "Irreplaceable" has been the Biggest Airplay Gainer 2 weeks in a row. Bowling For Soup's "High School Never Ends" debuts at number 97. Radio Diz is ahead of the curve yet again. I like it better than "1985" for what it's worth, though they are obviously extremely similar songs.

On the album chart, Hannah Montana falls to 5th, but still sold 136,000 copies, which is a very strong week. That would be enough to top the charts in some of the slow summer weeks. Now 23 debuts at the top of the charts.


Greg Fanoe (JustFanoe), Thursday, 16 November 2006 16:28 (seventeen years ago) link

I like the keyboards in that Good Charlotte song, but man it's tuneless.

Eppy (Eppy), Thursday, 16 November 2006 16:47 (seventeen years ago) link

To my complete and utter nonsurprise, the Plug Independent Music Awards nominees did not include Brooke Hogan's Undiscovered in the Album Of The Year category, nor did it include Meg & Dia's Something Real as Indie Rock Album, or Lil Jon as Male Artist Of The Year, or Scott Storch as Record Producer, or Grak's "Seven Nation Army" as Video, or much else that I'd nominated. The two exceptions were the Hold Steady album (on the ballot under Indie Rock) and ilX (under Music Website). Other nonfinalists I'd nominated included Simian Mobile Disco's "Hustler" (which I'd nominated for Video and for Song), Ms. Peachez "Fry That Chicken" (Video), Marion Raven (Metal Album), Pitbull's El Mariel (Hip-Hop), Brooke Hogan's "About Us" and Girl Authority's "Hollaback Girl" and Hi_Tack's "Say Say Say" (all under Song). Etc.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Friday, 17 November 2006 07:34 (seventeen years ago) link

Brie Larson: savior of 'zine culture. Bunnies and Traps available for pre-order soon. And something about a webcam show that you have access to with your subscription.

NO WEB CAM YOU SAY?
no problem!

just hook up your video camera to your computer, along with headphone and a microphone(if you have it) and be happy, ya bitch.

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1.) Brie Larson.
2.) Costumes.
3.) Friends and fellow contributors(i.e. golie, travis, matt, sorry guys that I didn't tell you about it first, but you are doing it dammit! even if it costs me a tray of rice crispies with extra butter)
4.) Photos!
5.) Pictionary!
6.) Titties! ask darren for more info.

The reason I tell you about this now, my lovelies, is because this Zine will cost you a pretty penny. So start saving now and be part of the fun!

nameom (nameom), Friday, 17 November 2006 22:17 (seventeen years ago) link

Tot rock song of the year is probably "Toilet Master" by Rock Jack. Kid burbles and babbles up and around the beat - probably a natural but I bet he practices, and seems to do his own lyrics. For accompaniment he's got the rare punk band with the throb of music within it.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Saturday, 18 November 2006 02:30 (seventeen years ago) link

Indie moms = Soccer moms

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Sunday, 19 November 2006 01:23 (seventeen years ago) link

Ha ha, Lalena was Magnolia's coach last year, starting with the rock camp for girls! (AND she draws for the Wonder Pets, whose tree song Brie Larsen loved so much. Though apparently the episode they're working on this week has been about saving a chameleon instead.)

xhuxk (xheddy), Sunday, 19 November 2006 01:33 (seventeen years ago) link

Actually, Magonolia, written about in the lead of that linkable-a-half-hour-ago-but-apparently-not-anymore-what-the-heck? Times piece that Frank linked to two posts above, are a two-girl spinoff band of Hellish Relish, who can be read about here:

http://suziblade.com/thecolorguard/Scraps.html

xhuxk (xheddy), Sunday, 19 November 2006 01:56 (seventeen years ago) link

New Avril single, from the soundtrack to Eragon. Keep Holding On. It's...pleasant I guess. Sounds like a worse version of Kelly Clarkson. Actually, as I understand it "Breakaway" was originally written for her, and I guess this is what it would have turned out like if they had gone through with it. I like Kelly better. Still, not a bad song. Seems like she may be going "mature" now, but I actually kind of liked her in "bratty" mode better than "mature" mode.

Clips from three songs to appear on the upcoming album fromKatharine McPhee posted to one of her fansites. Kat was, despite her horrible inconsistency, my favorite of the contestants on American Idol 5. She was always classy and old-timey jazzy/bluesy on the show and so I had assumed they were going to go in that direction for the album. But it's very R&B-ish. "Open Toes" is pretty much standard fare current uptempo R&B, but pretty good. "Over It" is a ripoff of JoJo, but I again think it's a good song. "Each Other" is a white R&B ballad, kind of boring. Album could be successful or could be a huge flop, I'm not really sure at this point.

Greg Fanoe (JustFanoe), Monday, 20 November 2006 00:05 (seventeen years ago) link

Hat tip to Popjustice.com Message Board for the Avril pointer, by the way.

Greg Fanoe (JustFanoe), Monday, 20 November 2006 13:29 (seventeen years ago) link

Times link is working for me, but I'm registered with the Times. (In a few days the article might go pay only, however, which is what often happens after a week.)

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Monday, 20 November 2006 19:27 (seventeen years ago) link

I'm posting both the Radio Disney 50 most-played songs for last week and the Radio Disney Top 30 as posted on the Disney site today, to see what discrepancies there are. Mediabase claims that the KDIS playlist includes both currents and recurrents, but I'm guessing that some oldies are considered too old to be classified even as recurrents and therefore aren't listed at all, or something: that is, I don't believe "The Cha Cha Slide" gets fewer than six plays a week. (I tuned in a couple of nights ago, and there it was.) I'd guess that "Gonna Make You Sweat" gets more as well. Notice on the playlist there's a top tier (through song eight) with spins in the high 60s and 70s, and then we drop precipitously to spins in the low 30s, starting with song nine. Cheetahs seem not to have staying power, hurrah.

KDIS-AM
Los Angeles - 1110 AM (Radio Disney)
LW: Nov 4 - Nov 10 TW: Nov 11 - Nov 17 Updated: Sat Nov 18 2:18 PM PST

lw TW Artist Title spinsTW spinslw +/- Reach/Mill
2 1 HANNAH MONTANA If We Were A Movie 77 77 0 0.3417
4 2 VANESSA HUDGENS Come Back To Me 75 74 1 0.3349
1 3 ASHLEY TISDALE Kiss The Girl 75 78 -3 0.3163
3 4 JESSE MCCARTNEY Right Where You Want Me 74 75 -1 0.3155
5 5 JONAS BROTHERS Year 3000 73 73 0 0.3134
10 6 JONAS BROTHERS Poor Unfortunate Soul 72 32 40 0.299
7 7 HANNAH MONTANA I've Got Nerve 72 72 0 0.2963
6 8 HANNAH MONTANA Best Of Both Worlds 68 73 -5 0.2854
13 9 B5 Keep Your Head In The Game 33 30 3 0.1353
14 10 BOWLING FOR SOUP 1985 33 30 3 0.1481
24 11 NATASHA BEDINGFIELD Unwritten 32 26 6 0.1346
18 12 RIHANNA SOS 32 30 2 0.1359
19 13 ALY & A.J. Chemicals React 31 29 2 0.1284
9 14 JOJO Too Little Too Late 31 34 -3 0.1378
17 15 RIHANNA Pon De Replay 31 30 1 0.1267
23 16 CHEETAH GIRLS The Party's Just Begun 30 28 2 0.1273
22 17 CHEETAH GIRLS Amigas Cheetahs 29 28 1 0.1368
34 18 CHEETAH GIRLS Route 66 29 17 12 0.1265
8 19 HANNAH MONTANA Who Said 29 72 -43 0.1111
20 20 CHEETAH GIRLS Step Up 28 29 -1 0.1143
15 21 CHEETAH GIRLS Strut 28 30 -2 0.1232
16 22 HAYLIE DUFF Material Girl 28 30 -2 0.1232
21 23 HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL We're All In This Together 28 29 -1 0.1156
29 24 DANIEL POWTER Bad Day 28 24 4 0.1263
12 25 ALY & A.J. Rush 27 30 -3 0.1295
28 26 CRAZY FROG Axel F 27 24 3 0.1069
96 27 ALY & A.J. Greatest Time Of Year 26 1 25 0.1244
11 28 CHRIS BROWN Yo (Excuse Me Miss) 26 31 -5 0.0942
27 29 BOWLING FOR SOUP High School Never Ends 24 25 -1 0.1074
30 30 CRAZY FROG We Are The Champions 22 23 -1 0.0943
25 31 EVERLIFE Find Yourself In You 22 26 -4 0.0833
32 32 HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL Breaking Free 18 18 0 0.0833
31 33 BELINDA Why Wait 17 20 -3 0.0605
36 34 HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL Start Of Something New 15 13 2 0.052
35 35 EVERLIFE Look Through My Eyes 14 17 -3 0.0591
-- 36 SMASH MOUTH So Insane 13 0 13 0.073
-- 37 SMASH MOUTH The Crawl 9 0 9 0.0434
37 38 B5 Who's Afraid Of The Big Bad Wolf 7 8 -1 0.0553
47 39 BLACK EYED PEAS Let's Get It Started 7 5 2 0.03
63 40 KELLY CLARKSON Walk Away 6 4 2 0.016
65 41 HANNAH MONTANA Pumpin' Up The Party 6 4 2 0.0288
54 42 NELLY Over And Over (f/Tim McGraw) 6 5 1 0.0178
67 43 SIMPLE PLAN Shut Up 6 4 2 0.0204
43 44 ASHLEE SIMPSON Boyfriend 6 6 0 0.0226
56 45 ASHLEE SIMPSON Pieces Of Me 6 5 1 0.0244
69 46 RAVEN SYMONE Backflip 6 4 2 0.0173
58 47 WEEZER Beverly Hills 6 5 1 0.0111
45 48 B5 Dance For You 5 5 0 0.0148
60 49 B5 U Got Me 5 4 1 0.0135
48 50 BOWLING FOR SOUP Almost 5 5 0 0.0219

This is the Radio Disney Top 30 as posted on its site today, though they played the list on-air yesterday morning, so I'm guessing the week runs either to the 17th or the 18th. I'm not sure how they compile the Top 30, but requests must have a lot to do with it. I've bolded anything that's at least 10 places lower than the airplay standings, italicized anything that's 10 places higher.

For November 20, 2006

1 2 Hannah Montana "If We Were a Movie"
2 1 Ashley Tisdale "Kiss the Girl"
3 8 Hannah Montana "Best of Both Worlds"
4 3 Vanessa Hudgens "Come Back to Me"
5 9 Jonas Brothers "Year 3000"
6 5 Hannah Montana "I Got Nerve"
7 7 Jesse McCartney "Right Where You Want Me"
8 4 Mr C The Slide Man "Cha Cha Slide"
9 12 Hannah Montana "Who Said"
10 20 Jesse McCartney "Beautiful Soul"
11 6 Jonas Brothers "Poor Unfortunate Souls"
12 13 Crazy Frog "Crazy Frog (Axel F)"
13 10 JoJo "Too Little, Too Late"
14 -- Cheetah Girls "Cinderella"
15 15 Hannah Montana "Pumpin' Up the Party"
16 -- Jonas Brothers "Mandy"
17 11 Bowling For Soup "1985"
18 28 Hampton the Hampster "Hampsterdance Song"
19 21 High School Musical Cast "We're All In This Together"
20 24 Cheetah Girls "Amigas Cheetahs"
21 16 Aly and AJ "Rush"
22 26 Akon "Lonely"
23 debut Hilary Duff "Material Girl"
24 27 Aly and AJ "Chemicals React"
25 -- B5 "Get'cha Head In The Game"
26 18 Troy and Gabriella "Breaking Free"
27 23 Rihanna "S.O.S."
28 19 B5 "Who's Afraid of the Big Bad Wolf"
29 25 Cheetah Girls "The Party's Just Begun"
30 17 Cheetah Girls "Step Up"

I was assuming that most of the bold would be Disney product and most of the italics would be non-Disney. The numbers I get for BOLD are Disney 4, non-Disney 1. The numbers I get for italics are Disney 4, non-Disney 5. This is not as strong a result as I'd expected, esp. since I'm guessing that the non-Disney "Cha Cha Slide" is getting uncounted airplay. Also, notice some non-Disney product that's getting airplay but not making the site list (Tashbed, Powter). But then again, "Strut" and "Route 66" are Disney product that's in the Top 30 in airplay but isn't making the Disney chart. Basically, the Cheetahs are getting more airplay than requests, and that's the difference, if my assumption is correct about how they compile the site's Top 30 (but notice that "Cinderella" is an exception, getting more requests than airplay).

(Um, are the Hilary and Haylie versions of "Material Girl" different recordings, or is that a mistake?)

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Monday, 20 November 2006 19:31 (seventeen years ago) link

I like "Keep Holding On" but not nearly as much as the slow wailers like "Unwanted" on the first Avril album. I'd classify "Keep Holding On" as a power ballad, which is the sort of thing that can fall on either side of the "maturity/immaturity" demarcation (or the "young/old" demarcation, anyway).

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Monday, 20 November 2006 19:41 (seventeen years ago) link

Of the two McPhees I downloaded, I way prefer the JoJo rip ("Over It") to the Beyoncé stutter-toe workout ("Open Toes"); the latter isn't bad at all, and there are good insertions of harmony and lots of wails and melismas, but I don't know how it'll stand out from the pack. In "Over It" I'm not hearing a distinctive voice, but it's got the same exquisite sad prettiness as "Too Little Too Late," which must not be easy to do or more people would do it. We'll see how the song holds up. She says on her blog that she's working with Babyface, though I don't know if she worked with him on those two tracks.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Monday, 20 November 2006 20:16 (seventeen years ago) link

I'm liking Jesse McCartney's "Right Where You Want Me," which reminds me of *NSync, year 2000, Timberlake's braying-goat period (a sound I enjoy).

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Monday, 20 November 2006 20:22 (seventeen years ago) link

"Material Girl" is both of them together.

Thanks for posting both lists, I checked both today and didn't see huge discrepancies, but the Cheetah Girls gap suggests that the online votes aren't tampered with (which probably wouldn't be too hard to do).

nameom (nameom), Monday, 20 November 2006 22:26 (seventeen years ago) link

one month passes...
OK, I'm officially starting the rolling teenpop 2007 thread, so post all further comments there.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Thursday, 4 January 2007 02:42 (seventeen years ago) link


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