Chuck Asay died for your sins: batshit rightwing cartoonists 2009

Previously, on Battlestar Galactica.

-TownHall
-Jewish World Review
-Cagle Cartoons
-Creators.com
-Patriot Art
-Day by Day
-State of the Union
-Joe Liccar

Again, if you find more sources for these, feel free to post 'em here

-Mallard Fillmore
-Mike Lester, who brings us this lovely one:

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Someone hotlink a dan lacey one before we get too far in so that he may continue to bless us with new custom greetings in 2009.

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Gocomics

mostly redundant but i like that it has comments

Something Awful manages to find some good ones
http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=2664888&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=1

Goons found this one, too:

http://www.oneimage.org/

really bad MSPAINT toons from Hal Lindsey's site

http://www.oneimage.org/Images/images/Cartoon289ABigMistake.jpg

http://www.oneimage.org/Images/images/Cartoon290UN-AgainstIsrael.jpg

http://www.oneimage.org/Images/images/Cartoon288Resurrection.jpg

i seriously can't wrap my head around that "new definition of the word 'change'" one

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why is mr bean in that picture?

and mr. natural

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republicans are being really, really blatant about how much they want to kill the last few unions off, aren't they? i wonder how the democrats will lose this battle!!!

let's watch.

oh wait i mean unions are bad and are why american car companies can't compete etc, etc.

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and over in Montreal:

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would punch all these cartoonists in the nutsack

watta fuckin asshole-- he couldnt even DRAW a google screen shot?

That freaking google shot ain't even true!

Some goon reported that Michael Ramirez who's authored no shortage of excrable toons died today in Tokyo of a heart attack. His wiki has been updated, but I'm trying to find something more official.

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Rap your life away? LOLZ.

I'm suburban and white, and even I know "ho" doesn't apply to little girls. I think he was looking for "shortie."

That UN shadows one is sooooo unrealistic.

that rap music comic came out right after the nappy headed hoes thing which makes it even worse imo

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Are you a sad irony-deficient moran, or just trying to be amusing?

and speaking of sad, irony-deficient morans, let's have this weeks state of the union:

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So, it must LIBERALS' fault for a highly successfully, highly sexualized doll line? And it hasn't be around for almost the entirety of the current regime? Nice that he going after the term 'Liberated', too, because why not dig up some culture war from about 4 decades ago?

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Someone plz feel free to tease apart the metaphor here, or at least what kind of convoluted and/or hilariously dissonant thinking would require it to make sense.

oh and we can't forget this one:

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Each of these panels are effectively clip art for this guy by now, right?

And some duck:

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what's this 'EVEN THE OMBUDSMAN!!!!" shit??? wouldn't the ombudsman of a paper be the first to point fingers at the paper's perceived biases?

Washington Post...Times...whatever. Same thing, right?

i just want to punch every one of these cartoonists hard, until their noses are entirely flat.

Still, "OMBUDSPERSON"?! Man, political correctness has truly gone too far, what kind of commie pinko rag would change that staffer's title to OH WAIT

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Ombuddie.

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Barack Sgt. Schultz Obama

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Nothing a good barber, and a good warden couldn't cure.

I hate this artist.

lol i bet hes bald

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patriotart guy's stuff currently carried in http://www.conservativechronicle.com/

Published from Hampton, Iowa

I wonder if the Big Haired Degenerates Club is opening up membership to the public next year

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GORSH IF WE GOT GLOBAL WARMING WHYZ IT SNOW?!

btw it's -29 degrees, just in case you thought that was shredded paper on the ground (such as the millions of reports from scientists saying that global warming is a HOAX, all of course being suppressed by the secularist Sciencecrats!)

its an odd contrast to see how overly rendered some of these toons are, compared to the copy/paste ones or shit like this:

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WHOA DUDE.... THAT iS ONE ViOLENT GAME!

dude is one step away from drawing hearts over the i's

you wantcher shoe joeks, i gotcher shoe joeks right here: *grabs crotch*

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oh COME ON it's not too hard to at least make it look like the guy

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SADDAM

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and back to the old fave:

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IF THE DEMOCRATS ARE SO CONCERNED WITH GLOBAL WARMING THEY HAVEN'T SEEN MY FRIGID WIFE

some of those shoe jokes were just like normal political cartoons

Yeah, i think everybody needed to take a bite of that joke. I'd make more of a shoe-related pun but that's not my department.

back to our regularly scheduled assyness

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im really confused by the post mortem reappearance of saddam

See, Saddam would've shot and killed the guy backstage of the conference, the NEW Iraq just has him beaten backstage while the president speaks; he is meant to show CONTRAST at how much we have helped those brown savages GROW, DO U SEE

but the guy is still wearing his shoes he just under suspicion for planning to throw shoes which implies there has been at least one previous shoe throwing incident - which of course would be the time bush got some shoes thrown at him - after saddam was already dead

That cartoon is taking place in an alternate history America after Saddam invaded the US. Previous shoe throwing incident was when a group of patriot spies planned to throw a shoe at him 'Valkyrie' style. Shoes are now illegal in Allah Akbarmerika; they left loafers on him to send a message.

I honestly don't understand why I have to explain this to you.

o i c ty forks :)

also duh throwing shoes is like a thing in arabia so it would not have been unheard of in saddam's day to preemptively hang suspected shoe throwers which according to the cartoon is basically what he did anyway

god I hate unions

waht abt unoincorns

Hunh. Guess Michael Ramirez isn't dead after all. Apparently, that toon is part of his pitch for his upcoming book The Iranian Cockroach Lies Heavy, in which the US lost the war and a victorious Saddam unites with a re-elected Ahmadinnajad to spread Sharia law through-out the world. Saddam got the east coast, Iran got the rest. There's occasionally pre-emptive shoe-thrower hanging on the side. The weird part is that the book gets even more science-fictiony, in that Saddam keeps a tank of 72 virgin pre-cogs who dream and determine where crimes(e.g. shoe-related) will occur.

There's some recent interview where Ramirez talks about consulting the Qu'ran to determine where the plot should go, and gobbling handfuls of amphetamines all the while..

is that supposed to be a joke

not really. i just wondered how far i could go with it before getting bored.

r u drunk

tell me more about the 72 virgin pre-cogs

I laughed. Later.

Oh hey we didn't make this one yet, did we:

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*rimshot*

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are these supposed to be right wing, or are we just going for the theme?

most of them are by rightwing guys that i've been posted. everybody likes to pounce on an easy joke like an open ball.

explain the one where he is a gremlin?

ok

george bush is a gremlin.

mit der big shoes

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???

lit joek

now this is just insulting:

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It's one thing to completely steal the WWN's joke; it's another to both not acknowledge the long-reported existence of Obatma or to completely FUCK UP his picture with a half-assed photoshop job. that's not obatma; that's just laziness!

yeah, no way that malibu gets better mileage than a camry

godammit adverts:

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there we go

take 2:

now this is just insulting:

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It's one thing to completely steal the WWN's joke; it's another to both not acknowledge the long-reported existence of Obatma or to completely FUCK UP his picture with a half-assed photoshop job. that's not obatma; that's just laziness!

Obatma and Obama are clearly two distinct entities!

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RAP

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There's at least one Kelly cartoon even closer to the one above it.

That's the fun part about all this and Kelly himself; we've reached the point where Poe's Law is constantly in effect for these guys.

SLUT and RAP BAND are excellent names for children

we reached that point like 8 months ago at the latest
it's really more like last january or even two years ago in some cases, mallard fillmore for sure

Nice bit of detail where the actual gizmos and the representations of gizmos on the sign both have little electrical squiggly lines

The kid on the Grinch cartoon is staring at a huge floppy disk labeled, porn. Considering he got that out of some pre-PC 8-inch floppy-reading relic, there's probably only about 1/2 a JPEG on it.

Either way he could look a bit friggin happier about the fact he's getting to look at some

There's at least one Kelly cartoon even closer to the one above it.

this gives me an excuse to look at all the kelly cartoons again. closest I could find:

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Kelly's apparent obsession with teen underwear in the first cartoon is v. funny.

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Awful cold in december for your standard strawman

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(1) You guys remember when that the crooked chicago governor with the big-ass hair ran for national office and then got elected? Good times.

(2) who is this guy talking to? Was it the demmycrats who went on and on about how their ticket had crazy experience, such experience to the point where any other consideration was irrelevant?

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Strawman Buckteef-in-Chief

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Actually, a twirling cane, straw hat, and bowtie would make me _more_ likely to put faith in the Fed's actions, just for style.

oops, that 2nd image should be this:

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Newspaper dispenser commanding us to murder the dude reading TV TRASH. WTF?

What a weird little place to set up a card table with a Nativity scene on it.

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If this is a gag I don't get it

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"this is true" is not a punchline.

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cannot parse this one at all

uh

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If this is a gag I don't get it

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"this is true" is not a punchline.

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cannot parse this one at all

some great copy-pasting there too. how come redhead's fringe swaps sides depending on which direction she's facing?

Trouble with DBD is it's so manifestly lame that you have to dig really hard to find something worth commenting on.

What a weird little place to set up a card table with a Nativity scene on it.

yeah, that's the thing. Of course we know that the situation is just random pedestrians freaking out whenever any sort of Nativity tchotke deigns impudence enough to break into their field of vision; doesn't matter if its in front of a church, a minor display in a shop, a hilariously mammoth display on the steps of city hall, or that scene in _Home Alone_.

And who the fuck lets their innocent tow-headed child hang out unchaperoned in front of the lingerie shop on the same block as your porn store?

'shirt' should be 'shot' in the first frame of the second cartoon, too...

i was shopping for a nativity set for my mom one year and was in this store that had like two dozen.

it didnt take long for me to realize that the baby jesus was missing from every single one. i asked the lady working there if someone stole all thier jesus babies and she said "no, we keep them behind the counter because people will steal them" lolllll

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"room temp"?

those onion cartoons don't count, come on.

The problem with the Sumers one is that it fails to ake into account that what gets people all riled up is not a nativity scene, it's a nativity scene on public property or sponsered by govt. If Christians want to be less disingenuous about this we could come to a compromise whereby they could have their nativity scenes and I could engage in Aztec human sacrfices and Voodoo ceremonies etc..., down at the library or on the front steps of city hall.

Onion cartoons are relevant responses to topic and also lol

haha, naive parents have struck again!

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"funky"

HERE IT IS, this is the one i was looking for:

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SOME GIZMO

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you know the onion got complaints cuz ppl thought kelly was 4real?

lol

oh shit I hadn't seen GREEDY AFRICAN CHILDREN before

some of my favorite kellys are the ones where the artist is parodying how those right-wing cartoonists sometimes draw about gripes in their personal life. like the drunk driving one recently

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haha waht txtin isnt the internet

totally thought that was from the onion till i didnt see dude in the corner

"computers don't show Matlock smart guy" lol

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"Let's suck face and listen to rap music."

Nice to see that youngster slang hasn't been updated since they made fun of it in On Golden Pond.

Ha, i just noticed that 'Today's Teen' always has drooping baggy ass jeans

You'd the adult fans of these comics these days would be more afraid about their possibly gay son wearing those skinny jeans. Except in the Kelly cartoons, of course.

Convoluted metaphors! Getcher convoluted metaphors here! Get 'em while they're extra twisted! Half-off all overused copy-pastings!

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not exactly Bloom County, is it

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hang on, I thought the Republican Treasury Dept was happily doleing out cash to everybody

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Remember, you don't need to be anything near accurate with your caricature when depicting either a Saudi OPEC member or random iraqi/iranian/afghani-type to assist in that day's strawmanning: just draw any old towel-headed mohemmaden. I mean, they all look the same, right?

ARABS DON'T HAVE EYES, KINGFISH. GOD.

Gore is too thin there.

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^^ just notice the dude on the left is 'young kelly'

lmao this one is like a kelly cartoon
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Trouble with DBD is it's so manifestly lame that you have to dig really hard to find something worth commenting on.

also not enough fan service.

dickchin strikes again!

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Too drunk to finish a strip on time? Just grab an 'evergreen' from 15+ years ago, should be good enough.

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I FUCKING HATE THAT MY KID CAN'T RANT ABOUT THE FUCKING TOWELHEADS IN CLASS!

THIS THIS THAT SUPRESSES HATE SPEECH IS SO FUCKING STUPID, IT MAKES ME MAD AS A MEXICAN!

*this thing

Tinsley's so mad that he's fucking up his caps lock sentences

Are there any actual examples of "speech codes" ever suppressing any speech besides racist assholes or is Tinsley just a paranoid idiot?

i as a member of the mighty "Word-Adverse Community" take extreme umbrage at this cartoon

Are there any actual examples of "speech codes" ever suppressing any speech besides racist assholes or is Tinsley just a paranoid idiot?

Depends on what side yr on and what you consider 'hate speech.' I'm clearly a member of the community that Tinsley hates, but there are definitely some major complaints from various groups on college campuses.

people who go to college campuses kinda get what they deserve tho right

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'LAYOFFS'

'PAY CUTS'

third thing, shit I need a third thing. Shit. Uhm. Oh fuggit, i dont care if i already put it down, I need a third thing.

hahahahahaa

LAYOFFS

FIRINGS

UNEMPLOYMENT

LACK OF JOBS

WORK FORCE CUTBACKS

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There was the "water buffaloes" incident at UPenn.

^that is true. Of course the right used it to their advantage in some annoying ways, but it was ridiculous.

happy new year, you godless socialists/sodomites/heliocentrists!

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Chuck Asay knows like one librul, and this is her:

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It's funny how these wackjob Christians defend Israel because of that whole end-of-the-world shit. What a bunch of freaks... disturbingly powerful and influential freaks.

The new wallpaper we ordered came in:

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that Mallard/Colmes strip is actually kinda funny.

xpost - ha ha!

omfg happy nu year dan lacey!!!

Happy New Year!

Back atcha, you batshit fella you!

!!!!!!!!! <3 <3 <3

the logo at the base of the horn is a great touch

Whoa

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yes we all remember that famous debunking recently

Can't wait for the impending climate disaster just to see these guys get burrrrrrned.

what the hell are these guys reading that they seem to be under the impression that global warming is being perpetually debunked lolxxxp

its cold outside dont u see

Every winter, global warming is debunked. Then come summer, it's rebunked.

kingfish posted this and i'm not seeing nearly enough outrage.

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jesus. fucking. christ.

just in case i needed a justification for unsubbing from asay's feed, the 30-point blood pressure spike i just felt should do.

WELP CHINA'S GONNA NUKE US GUYS NICE KNOWIN' YA SURVIVORS PLEASE BURY OUR RADIOACTIVE CORPSES IN THE FORBIDDEN ZONE

yah that one is crazy fucked up - were always gonna have enough nukes to kill everyone in the world lets be serious

haha I actually thought that one was hilarious
it's so amazingly deluded and paranoid

NOW WE ARE USING OUR SHOVELS TO BURY OUR DEAD

/cookie monster

STINKING CORPSE STINKING CORPSE

lol @ cookie monster

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Don't you guyz see? Naive appeaser Obama is going to have to give away our nukes to Ahmadinejad because he agreed to meet with him with no preconditions. Weren't you paying attention during the debates?

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Father Time Bush holding his hour glass like a mug of beer.

Are we really letting all that experience just ride off into the sunset?

Interesting choice of words, given Tom Toles take on it:

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Thought that was a farting butt at first.

it isn't?

oh you meant the sun, not the donkey

new SA thread
http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3044829

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HAPPY 50TH ANNIVERSARY OF YOUR ENDLESS GRUDGE AGAINST CASTRO, REPUBLICANS!

Have we done this guy yet?
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How does Al Gore stand to profit here?

That is Al, right?

He looks jewish, so yes.

i thought it was hugo chavez. not kidding. i suppose it makes a little more sense as gore.

wow, there's a lot going with that one.
what i'm noticing most right now tho is the regrettable font "World Hunger" is in. tisk.

Man, i've been so disenchanted with President Obama and all the executive decisions he's made in the few years that he's been in power.

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*BECAUSE ALL LABELS NEED ASTERISKS*

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and yet another:

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kind of agree about caroline kennedy -- not a great candidate

but they all liked Palin??

I don't know if Al Gore deserves any blame for biofuels but they are really horrible.

The Caroline Kennedy and Bozo ones are pretty funny actually.

Meanwhile, on Copy-Pasted Idiot Strawman Theater:

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lol that last one is a++

suzy is soooo high

The Suzy photo creeps me out so fucking much every time i see it.

it's like a mix of Rosie O'Donnell and a muppet

we Americans are human beings just like you Muslims
we Americans are human beings just like you Muslims
we Americans are human beings just like you Muslims
we Americans are human beings just like you Muslims
we Americans are human beings just like you Muslims
we Americans are human beings just like you Muslims
we Americans are human beings just like you Muslims
we Americans are human beings just like you Muslims
we Americans are human beings just like you Muslims
we Americans are human beings just like you Muslims
we Americans are human beings just like you Muslims
we Americans are human beings just like you Muslims
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we Americans are human beings just like you Muslims
we Americans are human beings just like you Muslims
we Americans are human beings just like you Muslims
we Americans are human beings just like you Muslims
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we Americans are human beings just like you Muslims
we Americans are human beings just like you Muslims
we Americans are human beings just like you Muslims
we Americans are human beings just like you Muslims
we Americans are human beings just like you Muslims
we Americans are human beings just like you Muslims
we Americans are human beings just like you Muslims
we Americans are human beings just like you Muslims
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http://www.examiner.net/archive/x1621235169/g1a9147611f055c19b1838255d087cc2da45f56fddec633.jpg

http://www.jewishworldreview.com/strips/mallard/2000/MFT20090106.jpg

Most disappointing that a toon making a 'bill clinton + intern' joek 10 years late does not have the requisite heart-covered boxers

o ew

Be reasonable, guy.

Why is the Unabomer at a Parisian cafe?

I barely know where to start with that Michelle "drawing".

I must admit, "As The World Turns" is staggeringly kinky makes me laugh.

http://i44.tinypic.com/v7cmmb.jpg

that is really uncool.

http://www.creators.com/comics/37/28856_thumb.gif

drives me nuts how this dude shades his black ppl

http://img301.imageshack.us/img301/8461/imageuploadimagend2.jpg (xp)

http://i44.tinypic.com/2vlv9ye.jpg

wow!

http://i42.tinypic.com/2crxc3s.jpg
vs
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http://i39.tinypic.com/pytzr.jpg

http://i40.tinypic.com/24gp17q.png

http://i42.tinypic.com/23vahqa.jpg

http://i40.tinypic.com/20ia0dk.jpg

http://i44.tinypic.com/2vlv9ye.jpghttp://i44.tinypic.com/2vlv9ye.jpghttp://i44.tinypic.com/2vlv9ye.jpg

plz explain

ya sorry shouldve posted this first for context:

http://i42.tinypic.com/ae1i61.jpg

not really sure that one makes much more sense

http://i44.tinypic.com/v7cmmb.jpghttp://photos.jpgmag.com/349763_83097_4430b431ff_p.jpg

that HRC cartoon looks nothing like her.

lol @ snowflake

it's a 'lol political comics' comic

http://i43.tinypic.com/3478utc.jpg
http://i42.tinypic.com/fbjqme.jpg

i guess we deserved 9/11 then? WHY? years of unjustified meddling in the middle east, etc.

http://www.creators.com/comics/37/28853_thumb.gif

Us crazy Americans, always measuring distances in kilometers! What's up with that?

that last panel deserves a web 2.0 make-your-own page

http://www.theonion.com/content/files/images/KellyKlassicXFL.article.jpg

10/10

NO FAIR CATCHES, etc.

http://comicsidontunderstand.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/270905full.gif

we should have a whole thread dedicated to how many different ways that joke can be done^

yeah its total next level bullshit that a joke that ignorant can get redone over and over w/out any self-awareness

http://www.cagle.com/working/090103/lester.jpg

http://www.creators.com/editorial_cartoons/5/6392_thumb.gif

http://www.creators.com/editorial_cartoons/5/6391_thumb.gif

THOSE FUCKERS
OUR SHIT

http://www.creators.com/editorial_cartoons/5/6390_thumb.gif

REMEMBER: Chuck doesn't approve of any oversight ever

http://www.creators.com/editorial_cartoons/5/6389_thumb.gif

Chuck also likes drawing plaid jackets

oh yeah, and i don't think we've ever posted this one in our threads before, it should probably go in the starting post:

http://www.smbc-comics.com/comics/20080702.gif

SMBC isn't particularly rightist. Or funny.

I know its not, but distilling everything down to Those Fuckers/Our Shit is accurate about 90% of the time with these fucks.

http://www.marriedtothesea.com/103006/political-cartoon.gif

imo i think it's a better thread if it accommodates more than bs rw comix, it's a big enuff umbrella imo

true, allowances will be made

Why has that cartoonist on the moods cartoon bad ly traced homer simpson and coloured him in brown?

Because thats Ted Rall and he does things like that.

another one from SA

http://e.imagehost.org/0967/asay2008305650605-1.gif
http://e.imagehost.org/0658/alqaida-1.png

omg

who drew the second one??

loooooool @ "1 for the gipper!"

http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/lb0110cd20090108074752.jpg

but but but everyone just KNOWS the current Republican fetish for bipartisanship!

I can usually be certain that clicking on this thread will not bring the ROFLs, but that second comic above is causing me to make a minor scene at work.

lol shooting the skull

you know, I bet whoever came up with the term "global warming" opens the paper every day and wishes they could have a do-over

but only in the winter.

climate change hasnt quite caught on

http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/090109beelertoon20090109021957.jpg

no one can come in here except for those 4m people

haha that dude with his hands out like "b-b-b-but i gotta go to work!"

ceremony for guy you like = inauguration

guy you don't = coronary

also how dare that hack mock our security measures in this wartime of terror?

i get so mad when these make fun of something that isn't even remotely real. dc is putting up fucking bleachers on every corner, hotels for 1000 miles around are full. 'haw the coronation!! whiteys out!! geddit?!' no i don't dicksuck.

guy you don't = coronary

eh, isn't it coronation?

tho i don't get what the big gate and walls and barbed wire are meant to refer to at all.

eh, isn't it coronation?

yeah, but most of the guys drawing these things seem to be having the other

i surprised blood from their ears hasn't leaked out all over the drawing board.

goddamn racist henry reid, he's so apparently terrible and racist

http://www.cagle.com/working/090108/lester.jpg

http://www.daybydaycartoon.com/010909.jpg

http://www.creators.com/comics/37/28853_thumb.gifhttp://i11.tinypic.com/53ucxtl.gif

another useful goon project:

http://ifglobalwarmingisrealthenwhyisitcold.blogspot.com/

that picture of OBL in his cave, the second panel there, certain versions of it have a computer sat next to him. and where he's whited out the computer he hasn't even bothered to draw in the two lines that'd make up the rest of the mat he sat on. lazy.

Another day, another week of State of the Union:

http://www.creators.com/comics/37/29162_thumb.gif

http://www.creators.com/comics/37/29163_thumb.gif

HAHA! FAGS! GET IT?! Also, is KWRD supposed to be pronouned 'k-word' or 'kweered'?

http://www.creators.com/comics/37/29164_thumb.gif

i want my phone psychic to wear a peaked moon&stars cap too

http://www.creators.com/comics/37/29165_thumb.gif

inevitable result of allowing gay people to marry => the offspring of a man and dog union

http://www.creators.com/comics/37/29166_thumb.gif

apparently freakish she-trolls vies for office, film at 11

http://www.creators.com/comics/37/29164_thumb.gif

Why does W. have a soul patch?

http://www.creators.com/comics/37/29167_thumb.gif

angry bald man is angry, bald

http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/Gamble_T2009011320090112061304.jpg

???

http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/090111beelertoon_c20090112044325.jpg

http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/cb0109awj20090109091944.jpg

remember, this years deficit is all the fault of the guy to be, also he's just a leeeeetle bit off on the whole 'distance/age of universe' thing

http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/sk0108d20090108095504.jpg

Why does W. have a soul patch?

― ^likes tilt-a-whirls (Pancakes Hackman), Monday, January 12, 2009 2:37 PM (8 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

i hope after leaving office w has his al gore/bill richardson beardy phase growing a soulpatch, getting an earring, maybe some crocs

crocs aspect been taken care of

http://www.portfolio.com/images/feeds/blogs/bushcrocs-large.jpg

casual bush = my fav bush

thats gonna end up on "quoted out of context" isnt it

Criticizing the IRS is right-wing?

In terms of yet another 'those fuckers/our shit', yes. Remember, all taxation is bad and a form of creeping of socialism.

All right. I'll let it stand. Don't wanna get all Manalishi on ya.

http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/090111beelertoon_c20090112044325.jpg

Presumably just out of this cartoon are some even bigger missiles raining down on Palestinian school children.

hey kingfish did you find that blog or make it? either way kudos!

http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/Gamble_T2009011320090112061304.jpg

is this just 'libruls be buying designer dogs', or is there some racial thing going on here?

idgi

hey kingfish did you find that blog or make it? either way kudos!

Not mine. SA Goon created and curated.

elitist joke

Also, is KWRD supposed to be pronouned 'k-word' or 'kweered'?
coward?

K-Weird I think.

who knew it would work on so many levels

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http://www.creators.com/editorial_cartoons/5/6478_thumb.gif

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those poor, poor republicans

http://www.jewishworldreview.com/strips/mallard/2000/MFT20090113.jpg

q: how would we respond if...

a: oh abt 25m

http://www.caglecartoons.com/media/cartoons/81/2009/01/14/59902_600.jpg

http://www.caglecartoons.com/media/cartoons/62/2009/01/14/59893_600.jpg

b/c as you can see, there are absolutely no related or secondary industries that would be helped by putting more funding into infrastructure; not local construction companies, not mechanics who work on the trucks used by the constructions, and certainly not any asphalt or concrete supply types who actually provide the materials for the construction guys to lay down

http://www.caglecartoons.com/media/cartoons/12/2009/01/06/59539_600.jpg

um, who _actually_ supports the guy? isn't his approval rating something like in the low single digits?

Who uses a bulldozer to 'thin out' 'sickly dead trees'?

mccoy is just tired, cranky:

http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/GM090115CLR-NewLinco20090115041534.jpg

http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/aria09011620090115033005.jpg

http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/varv01152009a20090115050024.jpg

where'd the toaster come from? Why would it depend on his velcro-ness to be dragged along? Also, is Varvel aware that his attempted joke comes from a term about a guy who was clearly guilty of a massive amount of crimes but couldn't get stuck with a conviction, so like does this same culpability apply to Dubya there?

http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/Foden20090114-Hillary%20Con20090115094852.jpg

http://www.jewishworldreview.com/strips/mallard/2000/MFT20090115.jpg

you know, when most of this guys go back to the well for yet another strawman attack, they don't try to wring it out for a whole week's worth of strips

yeah i really don't see all that many folks rushing to the defense of blagojevich.

(somewhat OT: or c. kennedy, for that matter)

http://picayune.uclick.com/comics/crmrm/2009/crmrm090114.gif

lol that ones actually pretty good

http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/Foden20090114-Hillary%20Con20090115094852.jpg

"LOL LEARN TO PLEASE YOUR HUSBAND! I'M PUTTIN THIS IN THE PAPER"

awwww amercuh babbys
http://i41.tinypic.com/10s7xxz.jpg

my weekly, out-loud "ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME" reaction was to this cartoon. ramirez.

http://alanbtaylor.com/images/smokey_bear_face.gif
Start by not lighting huge torches in the kids' bedroom.

that looks a lot more like a puerto rican flag than a u.s. flag, which, correct me if i'm wrong, has more than one star

"Obama, please keep my two puerto rican ziggys safe"

http://www.google.com/images?q=tbn:B4DGW_2Amm-nNM::americangiforum.net/images/TexasFlag.jpg
texas

http://www.google.com/images?q=tbn:4sawazPpHpp-3M::www.enchantedlearning.com/usa/flags/puertorico/flagbig.GIF
puerto rico

conclusion: puerto texano

my neighborhood needs more puerto texano restaurants

Texarican

Imagine the food! nom nom

Liberia:
http://www.enjoytravelling.net/liberia/images/flag_Liberia.gif

deyz kewt widdle Liberian babiez.

The worst theme of right-wing cartoons and right-wing rhetoric is the "THEN... AND NOW!" bullshit. Not only are they usually looking back to a time where none of them were even alive, but they never, EVER have any data to back up the rosy depictions.

Luckily this one book http://www.amazon.com/Way-We-Never-Were-Nostalgia/dp/0465090974 defuses like 90% of the hogwash. Dry read but every conservative should get a copy.

http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Media/Pix/pictures/2008/08/31/mediatarts.jpg

wtf is that on about? you'd think that with over 50 words he might have been able to make it at least slightly understandable to anyone who didn't know the story. Whitehall mentioned a BBC radio programme about al-q before the BBC broadcast a programme abu=out al-q? huh?

abu=out! daily mail propaganda sneaking into my message!

The kid on the Grinch cartoon is staring at a huge floppy disk labeled, porn. Considering he got that out of some pre-PC 8-inch floppy-reading relic, there's probably only about 1/2 a JPEG on it.

isnt it a TFT monitor?

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another week!

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haw haw librul strawman! you deserve the death threats we subconsciously encourage!

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uh

http://www.creators.com/comics/37/29376_thumb.gif

woo hoo, month-long delay!

http://www.creators.com/comics/37/29375_thumb.gif

this is pretty otm

two recent popular themes, now jammed together:

http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/payn090120_02_cmyk20090116080823.jpg

Obama made a "the globe is warming...although you can't tell today lol" joke in his speech in Baltimore the other day.

I don't really understand these global warming toons; they need to have a morbidly obese Al Gore with surprisingly jewish features to really drive the point home.

http://www.creators.com/comics/37/29372_thumb.gif

The cons are all hot to j'accuse thus ^^^ because THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT THEY DID IN 2001 (and 1981). I mean, it's easy to anticipate a good Limbaughing if yr party fuckin' wrote the instruction manual.

http://i41.tinypic.com/10s7xxz.jpg

his bush rendition is a lot like luckovich's, tho it lacks the absurdist appeal of ML's shit

http://alt.coxnewsweb.com/cnishared/tools/shared/mediahub/08/44/14/slideshow_814448_mikebush7.jpg

http://picayune.uclick.com/comics/gm/2009/gm090119.gif

Well, not everyone.

http://www.caglecartoons.com/media/cartoons/12/2009/01/19/60094_600.jpg

Also, i like that we now need two captions an a label to get the joke:

http://patriotart.com/wp-content/gallery/2009/althefraudgore.jpg
“Al “the fraud” Gore”

also that editorial cartoonists apparently don't have editors

http://www.jewishworldreview.com/strips/mallard/2000/MFT20090119.jpg

http://www.jewishworldreview.com/strips/mallard/2000/MFT20090117.jpg

http://www.jewishworldreview.com/strips/mallard/2000/MFT20090119.jpg

Double-WTF on this one:

1. I have heard the "mainstream media" talk about that point quite a bit, actually. E.g., "Bush may have screwed up everything else, but at least there was only ONE successful major terrorist attack on his watch."

2. Just WATCH how much credit Obama will get for similar results from these batshitters: He'll get none, and any lack of terrorism will be due to Bush, of course.

3 (bonus). Tinsley is still a fucking drunk.

this drives me nutz cause WHAT ABT THE ANTHRAX ATTACKS that you know SHUT DOWN WASHINGTON KILLED PEOPLE and WERE AFTER 9/11

and wtf was the rate of terror attacks in america before 9/11 im sure a 7 year terror free stretch isnt outside the norm

also plz show me evidence of a credible terror threat that was actually thwarted - something more than this one dude thinks abt maybe blowing up the brooklyn bridge

and of course 9/11 occurred on his watch

B-BALL U.

"Thanks, President Bush"

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This guy clearly dusted off an old Leonid Brezhnev one for this.

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thank you, cowboy eagle, for your honorable service

MORE ASAY

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OH SHIT LOOK OUT POLAR BEAR EATING THE STEW

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http://www.examiner.net/archive/x2119709975/g1a913e08b1aa6d637ed3193a55c7e720ee048b77ffca0e.jpg

lol everyone likes him

FUCKING ASSHOLE HOW DARE HE GET SWORN IN... HYPOCRITE

not like the last guy who took more vacations than any other president

it's cold out today = global warming is a lie perpetrated by the liberal media, atheist scientists, and marxists bent on regulating industry in order to destroy it.

I need to stop reading this thread, it raises my irrational hatred of FUCKING MORONS to near-dangerous levels.

lol at Arnie chowing down on future taxpayers, is he not Republican enough or something?

every one of those global warming "joeks" is punctuated in my mind by patton oswalt's whackity schmackity-dooooo

Boy, are they going to be this bitter for four years? (yeah, they are, obviously)

http://www.cagle.com/news/ObamaInauguration/main.asp

http://www.creators.com/editorial_cartoons/2/6562_thumb.jpg

Boy, are they going to be this bitter for four years? (yeah, they are, obviously)

What really, REALLY burns the cons is not that Obama is liked, but that people are enthusiastic about the dude. I predict lots of tut-tutting and rubbing of fingers together when the honeymoon is over, e.g., "look, we TOLD you long ago that Obama's not perfect!"

http://www.jewishworldreview.com/strips/mallard/2000/MFT20090121.jpg

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http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/lb0121cd20090120024740.jpg

Is this referring to one of the organizers or one of the crowd-goers?

He has a media tag, so the former?

oh fuck off

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can't speak to all of those, but there was plenty of music everywhere on tuesday, and blue birds and butterflies from the stuff dude's actually down in the 48 hours he's had the job.

As for spring, that's b/c you live in the northern hemisphere on a planet with an axial tilt

http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/090122beelertoon_c20090122033243.jpg

Nothing batshit about this, I just want to support and encourage giant angry cephalopods as a regular feature of political toons.

i like the watercolor in that one

http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/sst012009dAPR20090121034638.jpg

whereas with this toon of giant monsters waiting for obama in the white house, my first reaction was "Oh shit BOSS FIGHT look out!"

wait is that a riff on obama's anti-bcs comment? those look like mascots to me

only the trojan is a mascot of a bcs team tho

Which teams, tho? USC and whom else?

xp yeah

srsly tho i'm loving the attitude in so many of these like 'haw haw baracky hope you like running the country we fucked up so bad!!'

xps gentlemen u must understand i know 0 about sports

its was a good if somewhat flawed and obscure theory imo

He does win points for a surprising non-overuse of labels, tho. We have an easily known dude, an easily identifiable office, and just big monsters awaiting him.

http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/Foden20090120-Frozen20090122014132.jpg

Meanwhile, the artic isn't melting at all nor are polar bears about to be put on the endangered species list due to drowning from all the non-melting polar ice caps. Also, in an area that's usually sub-zero, they use thermometers that can freeze.

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NO BUT I CAN REPLACE THE FUCK THAT ENABLED THEM

Octopus toon is sweet

wite guy no lips blak guy lol hueg lips

can't stop lolling at "the room I used to keep America safe for seven years"; did he just not give a fuck for the first year?

nine eleven changed everything

meanwhile, in fucking bizarro land:

http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/ca0122ad20090122091856.jpg

Those fuckers/our shit c. 1894:

http://www.pauls-room.com/punch/art/tax_r2_c2.jpg

xp: gosh it was growing so well until the free market turned out to be an egg eating snake.

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AWWW WIDDLE BITTY FETUS. i can't recall whether this is the mccoy that did the obama in a dumpster behind an abortion clinic ("just making sure there are no survivors") strip, but fuck him either way. "hey guys, ABORTION!!!!"

oh jesus what an arsehole (xp)

meanwhile, from the Dept of Douchebags Who Luvs Torturing Folks Who May or May Not Be Guilty:

http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/cb0123wj20090123092042.jpg

haw haw! cuz we all know just grabbing a guy in an actual warzone who's actually been shooting you is completely the same as a stateside civilian cop arresting a civilian which is completely the same as random guys getting grabbed and turned in for the bounty.

http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/Foden20090126-Gitmo20090124040421.jpg

http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/varv01232009a20090123031700.jpg

OUR SHERIFF IS A NI--*BONG*

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sombrero! ay ay ay!

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OUR SHERIFF IS A NI--*BONG*

lol

i love the dude comparing gitmo to jurassic park

http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/coletoon_-__what_exc20090122090850.jpg

i also support this one cuz crawford truly is a shithole

what is batshit rightwing about this last one?

casting the presses motivation as self centered and petty is a common wingnut trope - tho imo its often accurate particularly w/the big name washington press corps

just to be clear a lot of the press does great work not tryin be all glen greenwald challops here

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i'm still not getting the batshit rightwing from it at all. it's mocking the journalist a bit, since obviously he should be above it all and not mind that he had to cover a president that jetted to crawford whenever possible, but also taking the piss out of the prez for doing so.

Oh, I just like it when they bag on "THE MEDIA" with no particular reason or grouping or focus or anything. Anybody who asks questions of our Leader is bad.

Also, its batshit rightwing cartoonists, not just batshit rightwing cartoons. maybe not everyone they do is so batshit rightwing, but they definitely are.

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_SLs59nEa4X4/SXrlj7p58rI/AAAAAAAAAC0/TxcE-EoxcK0/s200/You+Know+Who.jpg

...

lol at the fruity drink in the gitmo prisoners hand

lol at the fruit hand on the end of obama's arm

YOOOO HOOOOOOOOO!!!!

This is neither batshit nor rightwing, but I like the caricature of thumbs-up lincoln:

http://www.caglecartoons.com/media/cartoons/53/2009/01/23/60332_600.jpg

Especially since the location of the portrait gives the thing the timing of action/reaction.

Also, it's now federal law to include thumbs-up lincoln in any pro-obama toon. It's like the bizarro Crying Liberty.

cartoon in today's guardian (by a canadian guy)

http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/cartoon/2009/jan/24/barack-obama-guantanamo-bay

c'mon, you've had 4 whole days...

only three, actually. Still, that toon can be read either way, that either dude hasn't done enough or there's such a mountain of shit which he's only begun to clean up.

Depends on the sense of proportion, i guess.

Also, its batshit rightwing cartoonists, not just batshit rightwing cartoons. maybe not everyone they do is so batshit rightwing, but they definitely are.

― a hoy hoy, Saturday, January 24, 2009 1:47 AM (14 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

not to belabor this point but here's another cartoon from the same guy:

http://emedia.thetimes-tribune.com/Portals/Emedia/blogs/101408coletoon.jpg

new week, new strips, new horrid caricatures:

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copy paste paste paste paste paste

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so non-citizens can vote now?

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oh that media, they're so silly

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http://www.caglecartoons.com/media/cartoons/89/2009/01/26/60363_600.jpg

i lold @ john kerry :/

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lo_Ol at blagojevich shitting himself in a diaper

so obama bested the giant octopus outside his room?

This is a pretty mild batch of batshits, dude.

It means they can defeat us!

(the fetus)

Margulies has a weird tone that wanders all over from day to day, but here's this one:

http://www.cagle.com/working/090124/margulies.gif

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"A free terrorist, is a deadly terrorist."

I just saw the bit on the daily show about "freeing" the terrorists which summed it all up pretty well. They're no American brain eaters.

defeat us
de-fetus

de-foden the earth please

"I'm gonna de-fet you bitch"
http://img.wonkette.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/barack-white-tie.jpg

So, how did all those years of not having to improve fuel efficiency work out for you guys? Pretty well, huh?

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i was unaware myopic management was a government regulation

god I hate unions

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lol at nasty ickle baby terrorist! Does Obama not realise that by closing Gitmo, he will personally have to suckle them at his teat?

:o

lol is obama asking terror baby his advice on the bailout

answer: maybe

why is he a baby??

b/c strawman libruls think that all the vile obviously terrorist evildoers held in gitmo are nothing more that the sweetest and most innocent of infants

it means it is da fetus

nothing dealing w/ "we will reach out our hand if you unclench your fist" yet?

enh, give it 12-18 hours

in the meantime, enjoy this selection laden with such positive signifiers

http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/GM090127G-GitmoDetai20090127023738.jpg

and then there's this one:

http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/sst012709dAPR20090128012613.jpg

fucking big govt, telling us we have to put seat belts in cars

http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/tmdsu09012420090127113326.jpg

the yellow leg of gays

Gays only gets one leg. XP

addled old white Right dude look suspiciously happy...

gay dude is supiciously close to his crotch.

(sorry)

that is indeed the joke i was making!!

At least cartoonist recognizes that "the Right" is an elderly white guy.

women in the lap of the media, gays servicing right who comes in front of blacks... very coded!

DING DING DING, Douchebag express has pulled into the station!

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be kinda interesting to see exactly which states paid out all those funds and which states received plenty, in re: their voting patterns.

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LIBERAL VALUES or when BLUE DOG MET ATTACK DOG MET CONFUSING MIXED METAPHORS THAT DON'T EXACTLY FUCKING WORK IN THIS CASE NOW DO THEY

oh yeah, and

NATIONAL

(RATIONED)

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God forbid America's mood ring should turn yellow when someone tells us things that make us justifiably nervous.

am i the only one here who skips all those chuck asay cartoons? i didn't know it was possible for an editorial cartoon to be tl;dr but here we are

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KEEP ON TRUCKIN'

obama is the abortionest!

yeah i skip all the asays too... they're too small

mccoy otoh, is gold every time

MANDATORY ABORTIONS FOR EVERYONE

third trimester abortions as well by the look of it.

i don't remember which mccoy bro does "the duplex" but i really like it and now it's ruined for me

http://img244.imageshack.us/img244/8224/glennmccoy226ns5.jpg

have pro-lifers come up with some kind of slick abortion-related Obama nickname yet? Obortion?

have pro-lifers come up with ANY JUSTIFICATION FOR ENDLESSLY TYING OBAMA TO ABORTION AT ALL YET?!?!?!?

HE VOTED AGAINST SOME BILL ONCE AND THUS IS DIRECTLY MURDERING PRECIOUS WHITE BABBIES HELP US JESUS

he still supports it!

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A+

Amazing how much easier it is to look at now.

UH

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Woah. Just fucking... whoa.

golden ribbed and manipulated by rush.

Words that have never been strung together before: angry golden Edward G. Robinson dildo.

"It's like this, see? I'm a 15 foot gold dildo, see?"

a giant golden cock with a cigar in it's mouth

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greatt communicattor

u guys know that rush's little intro is "entrenched behind the gilded EIB microphone" right?

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^^^ stolen from Simpsons

Also pls to keep on top of Michael Steele situation k thx

u guys know that rush's little intro is "entrenched behind the gilded EIB microphone" right?

i knew he was a d-bag with a golden neumann mic.

http://bighollywood.breitbart.com/files/2009/01/020109.jpg

...

If you enjoyed that Brett Noel "Rush/mic-cock" one upthread, here's another source for his greatness:

http://www.northstarwriters.com/brettnoel.htm

is that last one from 'the dark knight reurns'?

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"...and a white man freed them."

xp: dude's art looks like something a convict would draw.

also: POOP LOL

white house stolen from doonesbury
Noel's 'imprisonment' 'strip' stolen from KKK

And another week:

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LOOK OUT FIDEL ITS THE LANGOLIERS!

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O M F G

You regular posters may have already seen this but just in case: http://voices.washingtonpost.com/comic-riffs/2009/01/read_his_lips_cartoonists_go_b.html

(ps love this thread.)

can someone please get that purebred sean penn panel isolated for obamathumbsup.jpeg use?

http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/fleshbot/2009/02/taint_madonna_cartoon.jpg

ahahaha brett noel really is the patron saint of this thread

http://www.northstarwriters.com/brettnoelimages/05January2009huge.jpg

this one reads like one of the onion kelly komix

holy shittard

oh ffs would somebody linkify that fleshbot/faithmouse graphic

For those who have somethingawful accounts, you can see the entirety of Chuck Asay's homoerotic 9/11 comic here

u dont need an account to read LF

http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j251/mzing12/obama_slavemaster.jpg

new facebook profile picture

really? I thought they had it blocked

black dudes are all about socialsm man. back in college I had a roommate from JC and he'd always use my computer and shit without my permission (new AIM name: ma$emoney; new favorite homepage: blackplanet.com). and i'd tell our suitemates about it (also from JC) and they were like, "so what? why not let him use it?" we white people are uptight about our shit.

Half the links in that Brett Noel comic on SA are disabled. Is that because I'm viewing w/o membership?

http://i39.tinypic.com/5vvup2.png

i guess noel is doing the batshit rightwing cartoonist equivalent of sticking his fingers in his ears and hysterically screaming at the top of his lungs now.

he is really gunning for worst overall at this point.

TRUSS ME

lol itd be better w/an elephant in place of uncle sam

he's not syndicated, he's just some crazy guy with a website, right?

oh no he's syndicated, just not very much.

christ

http://www.northstarwriters.com/

Brett Noel
Brett is a lifelong cartoonist and portrait artist, first drawing when he was old enough to hold a pencil. Having long dabbled in political cartoons, he began producing them en masse after the 2000 election debacle. Currently carried by the Conservative Chronicle and Human Events, Brett's cartoons are featured on a variety of web sites, including his own: www.patriotart.com.

http://www.northstarwriters.com/brettnoel5.jpg

Pat Rio: Tart!

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but he wouldn't say "yessir", he'd say "very good, sir" with a sniff and an air of possible reproachment

i wouldve gone w/gun it over run it too

s a lifelong cartoonist and portrait artist, first drawing when he was old enough to hold a pencil

If you ever think your life has been wasted, just remember Brett Noel.

http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/GM090205CLR-IraqiEle20090205052911.jpg

meanwhile, welcome to 5 years ago.

http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/holb090206_cmyk20090205011357.jpg

oh and we've been in deficit spending for how many years now? 7? 8?

http://www.jewishworldreview.com/strips/mallard/2000/MFT20090205.jpg

this his stomach or his crotch

so...how come they're still wearing black?