ILX'S 100 GREATEST VIDEO GAMES EVER

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Dom Passantino, Saturday, 3 May 2008 11:40 (fifteen years ago) link

#100: Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic (2003)
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/1/11/Kotorbox.jpg
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Developer: BioWare
Publisher: LucasArts
Original format: X-Box
Highest position: #4, HI DERE

Dom Passantino, Saturday, 3 May 2008 11:48 (fifteen years ago) link

IT'S ON NOW, MUMMYCUDDLERS

Noodle Vague, Saturday, 3 May 2008 11:49 (fifteen years ago) link

Always wanted to play KotOR, but I don't really give a toss about the Star Wars and I don't know how much of any impediment to enjoying the game that would be.

Noodle Vague, Saturday, 3 May 2008 11:50 (fifteen years ago) link

#99: Kirby's Adventure (1993)
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/e/ef/Kirby_adv_boxfront.jpg
http://www.nintendoworldreport.com/media/gen618.jpg
Developer: HAL Laboratory
Publisher: Nintendo
Original format: NES
Highest position: #4, Alex In Baltimore

Dom Passantino, Saturday, 3 May 2008 11:51 (fifteen years ago) link

Probably gonna do about four an hour, I think. stokedforthemadness.jpg

Dom Passantino, Saturday, 3 May 2008 11:51 (fifteen years ago) link

Might have to break out the emulatorz to check one or two of these.

Noodle Vague, Saturday, 3 May 2008 11:52 (fifteen years ago) link

#98: Wolfenstein 3-D (1992)
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/0/05/Wolfenstein-3d.jpg
http://binarybonsai.com/images/wolf3d.gif
Developer:id
Publisher:Apogee Software
Original format:PC DOS
Highest position:#7, Louis Jagger

Dom Passantino, Saturday, 3 May 2008 11:55 (fifteen years ago) link

Okay, Wolfenstein is totally one of those games that people vote for because it's "seminal" or "important", but frankly as a thing for having fun with it wasn't even all that in 1992. It would be fair to describe the gameplay as limited.

Noodle Vague, Saturday, 3 May 2008 11:56 (fifteen years ago) link

#97: Dragon Quest VIII: Journey of the Cursed King (2004)
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/9/94/Dragon_Quest_VIII_Journey_of_the_Cursed_King.jpeg
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Developer:Level-5
Publisher:Square Enix
Original format:Playstation 2
Highest position:#1, TOMBOT

Dom Passantino, Saturday, 3 May 2008 11:57 (fifteen years ago) link

I get the feeling this is going to be the thread equivalent of Katamari Damacy, slowly picking up readers and contributors until at around 11pm tomorrow night it ends up with some massed 60 person "WHY IS SHADOW OF THE BEAST #2 NOT RANKED #3????" clusterfuck

Dom Passantino, Saturday, 3 May 2008 11:58 (fifteen years ago) link

The "highest position" subdivision is a nice touch.

Upt0eleven, Saturday, 3 May 2008 12:01 (fifteen years ago) link

It was either that or a GameFAQs link.

Dom Passantino, Saturday, 3 May 2008 12:01 (fifteen years ago) link

One day we need Tom's definitive book on mentalist Japanese RPGs. I can take them or leave them meself. Love the Breath of Fire series, some of the early Fighting Fantasys and the first episode of Suikoden, but too often they feel like no-gameplay trawls through Planet Twee, on rails. Haven't got a clue what this is one is like, to be honest. Looking forward to reading an explanation.

Noodle Vague, Saturday, 3 May 2008 12:03 (fifteen years ago) link

My favourite RPG of the moment is Forumwarz.com, but then again I don't play anything in Japanese other than the FirePro series.

Dom Passantino, Saturday, 3 May 2008 12:05 (fifteen years ago) link

I'm gonna go on and on about my favourite RPGs further up this list.

Noodle Vague, Saturday, 3 May 2008 12:06 (fifteen years ago) link

Excellent stuff, Dom.

Pashmina, Saturday, 3 May 2008 12:07 (fifteen years ago) link

#96: Diablo II (2000)
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/d/d5/Diablo_II_Coverart.png
http://www.cheats.ru/uploaded/d/diablo2-01145.jpg
Developer:Blizzard North
Publisher:Blizzard Software
Original format:PC
Highest position:#13, EssKay

Dom Passantino, Saturday, 3 May 2008 12:09 (fifteen years ago) link

I like the highest position thing, but miss the general 'number of votes' listing. Am interested to see what ends up in this.

emil.y, Saturday, 3 May 2008 12:13 (fifteen years ago) link

Also, I got bored with Forumwarz after a while. Might go back to it when I'm not supposed to be finishing my degree.

emil.y, Saturday, 3 May 2008 12:14 (fifteen years ago) link

Diablo 2 = another one I haven't played. Got the first one, liked it in short doses, but the gameplay is essentially "click left mouse button as quick as you can". Hope they varied that up a bit for the sequel.

Noodle Vague, Saturday, 3 May 2008 12:14 (fifteen years ago) link

Forumwarz has a lot of "grinding" down forums/enemies about a week or so in, but I'm a sucker for meta humour and the BoingBoing zings.

xp

Dom Passantino, Saturday, 3 May 2008 12:15 (fifteen years ago) link

but frankly as a thing for having fun with it wasn't even all that in 1992

Two words: "MEIN LEBEN!"

Some more: this game was ridiculously fun in 1992! So long as you played it on your uncle's computer with the good sound card and the good processor - it was BLINDINGLY fast and the sounds just seemed MASSIVE - especially the chaingun. And the Nazi exclamations! Okay, banging around smacking spacebar and hoping to find secret doors got old fast, and the whole game looks basically the same, but compared to anything else I was playing at the time it was amazing. And yeah, the violence - cartoony though it seems now - was otherwise unavailable on my PC. The shock of the new!

Yeah, I voted for it largely on "seminal" terms and because its successor DOOM weren't available - but I really did play the hell out of Wolf/Spear.

Doctor Casino, Saturday, 3 May 2008 12:26 (fifteen years ago) link

#95: Super Monkey Ball (2001)
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/9/96/Super_Monkey_Ball_Coverart.png
http://thewiiremedia.revolutionreport.net/games/20/1210.jpg
Developer:Amusement Vision
Publisher:Sega
Original format:GameCube
Highest position:#5, caek

Dom Passantino, Saturday, 3 May 2008 12:29 (fifteen years ago) link

and i still think four per hour is going to blow the wad a little fast :( i have to grade papers with my fellow TAs for several hours today and i'm sure i'm going to miss the cosmopolitan furor surrounding all the best games on the list. but bravo to Dom for putting this thing together, the old-school poll is ILX's most difficult art form

Doctor Casino, Saturday, 3 May 2008 12:30 (fifteen years ago) link

I think Super Monkey Ball is the only N-Gage title on the list. Shocked, I know.

Dom Passantino, Saturday, 3 May 2008 12:33 (fifteen years ago) link

Ach, you might well be right Herr Doktor, but I figure this thread is best approached with Challops set to Kill. Raise the levels of debate, so to speak.

Noodle Vague, Saturday, 3 May 2008 12:34 (fifteen years ago) link

Wait until we get to #41 tomorrow. There's gonna be lulz-a-plenty there.

Dom Passantino, Saturday, 3 May 2008 12:36 (fifteen years ago) link

re #41 i suspect I'll have to review my ballot and figure out what extremely unpopular game I put in the top ten...

Doctor Casino, Saturday, 3 May 2008 12:37 (fifteen years ago) link

i'm going away for the weekend Dom. can't you drag it out a bit?

Upt0eleven, Saturday, 3 May 2008 12:39 (fifteen years ago) link

I could well be the only voter for my #10, pretty sure I'll be the highest voter for my #2 and #9. Were there only 100 games to choose from in the final list?

Noodle Vague, Saturday, 3 May 2008 12:43 (fifteen years ago) link

Nah, there was... 230 odd I think.

Dom Passantino, Saturday, 3 May 2008 12:47 (fifteen years ago) link

Do any of the top 100 have only one vote then?

Noodle Vague, Saturday, 3 May 2008 12:49 (fifteen years ago) link

#94: Super Mario Galaxy (2007)
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/2/26/Super_Mario_Galaxy.jpg
http://www.dignews.com/admin/screenshoot/super_mario_galaxy_10.jpg
Developer:Nintendo EAD Tokyo
Publisher:Nintendo
Original format:Wii
Highest position:#13, Thomas

Dom Passantino, Saturday, 3 May 2008 12:50 (fifteen years ago) link

Do any of the top 100 have only one vote then?

-- Noodle Vague, Saturday, 3 May 2008 13:49 (1 minute ago) Bookmark Link

Nah. There's only two or three that only got two votes as well.

Dom Passantino, Saturday, 3 May 2008 12:51 (fifteen years ago) link

SPOILER: That's not the highest placed Mario game

Dom Passantino, Saturday, 3 May 2008 12:51 (fifteen years ago) link

SHOCKAH!

Upt0eleven, Saturday, 3 May 2008 12:54 (fifteen years ago) link

I know I need to get SMG but I can't ever seem to be bothered, y'know?

Noodle Vague, Saturday, 3 May 2008 12:56 (fifteen years ago) link

#93: Metroid: Zero Mission (2004)
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/77/Zmbox.jpg
http://img110.imageshack.us/img110/7901/hdmetroiduu4.jpg
Developer:Nintendo R&D1
Publisher:Nintendo
Original format:Game Boy Advance
Highest position:#5, abanana

Dom Passantino, Saturday, 3 May 2008 13:07 (fifteen years ago) link

thread of fond memories so far and nothing i voted for has even come up yet. truly every game here can feel that they're a winner, even if they didn't place as high as they might have hoped.

Roberto Spiralli, Saturday, 3 May 2008 13:12 (fifteen years ago) link

#92: Maniac Mansion (1987)
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/4/47/Maniac_Mansion_%28Commodore_64%29_box_front_cover_art.jpg
http://game-research.com/wp-content/uploads/maniacmansion.gif
Developer:Lucasfilm Games
Publisher:Lucasfilm Games
Original format:PC DOS
Highest position:#13, robertwolf8080

Dom Passantino, Saturday, 3 May 2008 13:27 (fifteen years ago) link

tl;dp

Noodle Vague, Saturday, 3 May 2008 13:32 (fifteen years ago) link

loltm

Roberto Spiralli, Saturday, 3 May 2008 13:40 (fifteen years ago) link

#91: Rez (2001)
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/71/RezBoxArt.jpg
http://www.chipcollection.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/01/_ps2games_rez_rez4.jpg
Developer:United Game Artists
Publisher:Sega
Original format:Dreamcast
Highest position:#1, Stet

Dom Passantino, Saturday, 3 May 2008 13:52 (fifteen years ago) link

^nerd bracket

Dom Passantino, Saturday, 3 May 2008 13:52 (fifteen years ago) link

#90: Super Mario Bros 2 (1988)
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/0/00/Super_Mario_Bros_2.jpg
http://www.ugo.com/a/worst-videogame-sequels/images/3.jpg
Developer:Nintendo EAD
Publisher:Nintendo
Original format:NES
Highest position:#10, Jordan Cohen

Dom Passantino, Saturday, 3 May 2008 14:11 (fifteen years ago) link

OKAY! First one of my picks, ridiculously underrated. I spent a small fortune shovelling pounds into one of those Play 10 machines in The Mint in Hull in about 1990 to play this fecker. Completely groovy movement dynamics and didn't really feel like any previous game at the time. Oh how smug I felt when I picked up the first egg and threw it back at that little Dino-looking motherhugger.

Like many another game, all fun completely evaporates when you get to the twat-bastarding ice level.

Noodle Vague, Saturday, 3 May 2008 14:16 (fifteen years ago) link

SMB2? It was kinda disappointing at the time for me (compared with the still epic SMB1), but still leeched months of otherwise wasted time away. I don't remember if SMB3 made the list, but if so I probably voted pretty high for it.

Euler, Saturday, 3 May 2008 14:19 (fifteen years ago) link

oh and KOTOR is fabulous and you don't have to be a Star Wars fan to enjoy it, I don't think.

Euler, Saturday, 3 May 2008 14:20 (fifteen years ago) link

I really liked Super Mario 2 too, though 3 was obviously even better. I remember reading from somewhere that Super Mario 2 was actually a totally different game in Japan, but the characters were changed to Mario/Luigi/Toad/Princess, and it was then marketed as Super Mario 2 in Europe and the US. This was because the original Japanese Super Mario 2 was basically just Super Mario with new levels, and people thought it wouldn't sell as such in the West.

Tuomas, Saturday, 3 May 2008 14:22 (fifteen years ago) link

It's a remake of this game:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yume_K%C5%8Dj%C5%8D:_Doki_Doki_Panic

Dom Passantino, Saturday, 3 May 2008 14:23 (fifteen years ago) link

for the record, i had lots of fun playing wolfenstein 3-D back when it came out.

Jordan, Saturday, 3 May 2008 14:29 (fifteen years ago) link

#89: Eye of the Beholder II: The Legend of Darkmoon (1991)
http://content.answers.com/main/content/img/amg/games/drg000/g011/g01172b9e5b.jpg
http://www.ellosnuncaloharian.com/164/imagenes/pantallas/big/eyeofthebe2_2.png
Developer:Westwood Associates
Publisher:SSI
Original format:PC DOS
Highest position:#9, HI DERE

Dom Passantino, Saturday, 3 May 2008 14:30 (fifteen years ago) link

Don't know, never played it.

Dom Passantino, Saturday, 3 May 2008 14:33 (fifteen years ago) link

I'm enjoying how many sequels we're putting in this list!

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Saturday, 3 May 2008 14:33 (fifteen years ago) link

This is also my shit. But in English, obv. Still got a big pad of half-centimetre squared paper full of level maps, which is half the fun. The Eye of the Beholder games crossed some kind of fun threshold, taking the nerd thrills of Bard's Tale and that Pool of Radiance stuff I could never be arsed with and finally making it a pleasure to actually play. Sure Dungeon Master might've got there slightly early, but that game's just a little bit arid compared to the fleshed out plots and puzzles of this one. II is my pick of the series, but they're all sweet.

Noodle Vague, Saturday, 3 May 2008 14:38 (fifteen years ago) link

I suspect mine and Dan's high placings for this might've been the only votes it needed to chart?

Noodle Vague, Saturday, 3 May 2008 14:39 (fifteen years ago) link

i voted fairly high too. version i played wasn't in spanish but was awesome.

Roberto Spiralli, Saturday, 3 May 2008 14:40 (fifteen years ago) link

Oh and really I guess this game is still more or less linear but it moved a good way towards making you feel you were free to explore.

Noodle Vague, Saturday, 3 May 2008 14:40 (fifteen years ago) link

In general I'm fairly anti-linearity but pro-storytelling, a lot of my big picks are about the trade-off between those two play elements.

Noodle Vague, Saturday, 3 May 2008 14:42 (fifteen years ago) link

NV, Monkey Island / Lucas Arts fan?

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Saturday, 3 May 2008 14:43 (fifteen years ago) link

#88: Lords of Midnight (1984)
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/1/1b/LordsOfMidnight.jpg
http://www.zzap64.co.uk/images/screenshots/Lords_Of_Midnight,_The.gif
Developer:Mike Singleton
Publisher:Beyond Software
Original format:Commodore 64
Highest position:#4, Catsup Dude

Dom Passantino, Saturday, 3 May 2008 14:46 (fifteen years ago) link

First game on the list I voted for! Also maybe the first game I ever played for a day non-stop, back when I was eight or something.

Dom Passantino, Saturday, 3 May 2008 14:46 (fifteen years ago) link

I like the first 2 Monkey Island games, a lot, haven't played the others. Didn't really get into any of the other Loom-type games. Back in the early 90s I totally loved point and click, but something about the endless "click-read amusing description-collect object-repeat" seems pretty boring a lot of the time now. One of the reasons I couldn't be arsed with Maniac Mansion - multiple characters = too much pixel hunting to get my head around at the start. I feel like the learning curve on that one in particular is harsh.

Noodle Vague, Saturday, 3 May 2008 14:48 (fifteen years ago) link

I would LOVE to play Doki Doki Panic.

Mr. Snrub, Saturday, 3 May 2008 14:50 (fifteen years ago) link

3rd game in a row I voted for. Thought my 9th place might be the highest vote - good work Jon. Lords of Midnight was an obsession for me when it came out, it totally cracks the non-linear story code, maybe the first game to ever do that. Of course it was a hell of a lot easier to win via the adventure game route, aka Morkin Goes for a Walk Up the Side of the Map. But it was the wargame that kept dragging me back, because waking up one morning and looking out of your castle to see an endless line of bad guy armies stretching to the horizon and no reinforcements in sight was fun fun fun. Also the Mongol-looking dude with the round helmet and the pony was HARDCORE

Noodle Vague, Saturday, 3 May 2008 14:52 (fifteen years ago) link

NB playing this on emulator/remake is a big pain without that lovely plastic keyboard overlay.

Noodle Vague, Saturday, 3 May 2008 14:53 (fifteen years ago) link

F'reals Lords of Midnight on the Spectrum was definitely one of those leaps forward where you were just like HOLY SHIT WE'RE LIVING IN THE FUTURE

Noodle Vague, Saturday, 3 May 2008 14:54 (fifteen years ago) link

Mike Singleton is still programming now, y'know? If someone can tell me if "Gauntlet: Seven Sorrows" is worth seeking out, feel free to do so.

True sign of a great RPG game is if you can enjoy it whilst not actually giving a shit about fantasy fiction. LoM succeeds in spades w/that.

Dom Passantino, Saturday, 3 May 2008 14:58 (fifteen years ago) link

You've got the Lords of Midnight format as Comm 64 but it was o.g. Spectrum.

Lords of Midnight was the first game where I thought, FUCK this is massive, a whole world! Elite was the next after that.

Raw Patrick, Saturday, 3 May 2008 14:59 (fifteen years ago) link

True sign of a great RPG game is if you can enjoy it whilst not actually giving a shit about fantasy fiction.

60 Megaton truth bomb. Mrs V finds it very hard to understand that I don't really give a shit about pixies and goblins.

Noodle Vague, Saturday, 3 May 2008 15:00 (fifteen years ago) link

Actually I think she understands perfectly well, she just likes ripping the piss.

Noodle Vague, Saturday, 3 May 2008 15:01 (fifteen years ago) link

I lost touch with Mike Singleton after Midwinter which seemed painfully over-complicated and probably needed a nice keyboard overlay.

Noodle Vague, Saturday, 3 May 2008 15:03 (fifteen years ago) link

#87: Double Dragon II - The Revenge (1988)
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/e/ef/DD2_Flyer.jpg
http://www.gooddealgames.com/articles/Double%20Dragon/Double%20Dragon%202.gif
Developer:Technos Japan Corp
Publisher:Technos Japan Corp
Original format:Arcade
Highest position:#13, Euler

Dom Passantino, Saturday, 3 May 2008 15:06 (fifteen years ago) link

lol for shit games I sure spent plenty of arcade money on the Double Dragons. There's no actual skill at all involved in playing these, is there?

Noodle Vague, Saturday, 3 May 2008 15:08 (fifteen years ago) link

Euler is gonna be one of the CAMRA dudes on this thread, isn't he.

Noodle Vague, Saturday, 3 May 2008 15:10 (fifteen years ago) link

Oh man, I don't think I ever played this one. They had the first Double Dragon at Godfathers Pizza in my town, which for a while was the only pizza place we had. All I remember: "Oh shit two Abobos!"

RabiesAngentleman, Saturday, 3 May 2008 15:19 (fifteen years ago) link

#86: Master of Magic (1993)
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/c/c3/Master_of_Magic_boxcover.jpg
http://www.ibiblio.org/GameBytes/issue21/greviews/momrev02.gif
Developer:Simtex
Publisher:Microprose
Original format:PC DOS
Highest position:#2, Euler

Dom Passantino, Saturday, 3 May 2008 15:26 (fifteen years ago) link

Don't think I've ever even heard of that. Looks like it lives up my alley.

Noodle Vague, Saturday, 3 May 2008 15:28 (fifteen years ago) link

That Double Dragon II cover has it ALL! Whipping gutterpunk women in the face, ball and chain, exposed asscheek, full moon, angry subhuman swinging a club, helicoptor!

Z S, Saturday, 3 May 2008 15:28 (fifteen years ago) link

oh fucking AAAA I love Master of Magic; I too do not care about pixies and dragons but I still play this bastard and love it...it's worth emulating DOS or windows for.

Euler, Saturday, 3 May 2008 15:30 (fifteen years ago) link

Master of Magic is like Civ but with spells and pixies and shit...you get to build cities but each race has special buildings and offensive units they can build; and you create heroes who can level individually and eventually beat entire armies by themselves...and like Archon you get to play the combat, not just sim it like in Civ.

Euler, Saturday, 3 May 2008 15:32 (fifteen years ago) link

Diablo 2 = another one I haven't played. Got the first one, liked it in short doses, but the gameplay is essentially "click left mouse button as quick as you can". Hope they varied that up a bit for the sequel.

They didn't. But it was still fun.

Z S, Saturday, 3 May 2008 15:32 (fifteen years ago) link

whoa what is CAMRA? google pops up Campaign for Real Ale which I know about from other sources but I don't get the reference? B/c I do like real ale but mostly I like kicking the shit out of bad guys in video games. And Double Dragon has that in spades. I don't think skill's required, no, but sheer visceral bloodlust is. And back in the day this was as realistic as it got, which was cool: baseball bats rule (is that the CAMRA part?).

Euler, Saturday, 3 May 2008 15:34 (fifteen years ago) link

Euler did you ever play Fantasy General? Another example of the fantasy gubbins having nothing to do with the awesomeness of the game itself.

(The CAMRA thing was a joke about you repping for Old School, Trad fun. It's pure love tho, honest.)

Noodle Vague, Saturday, 3 May 2008 15:36 (fifteen years ago) link

Man, I tried to play Lords Of Midnight just now, I had no idea what was going on. I gotta sleep and then work, but I'll have something to kill a bit of time when I get home.

RabiesAngentleman, Saturday, 3 May 2008 15:40 (fifteen years ago) link

yeah I love the old school and the new school and I feel the love, no prob

I don't know Fantasy General, no, sorry, but it sounds nice---although it sounds hex-y, and the closest I got to playing through a hex-type game was Europa Universalis, which wasn't really that hex-y.

Euler, Saturday, 3 May 2008 15:40 (fifteen years ago) link

Yeah Fantasy General is Panzer General with a different tile set, really, so it's a turn-based wargame but I think that series just blends the playability versus deep strategy mix just right - easy to pick up, hard to master, as some old board game used to say.

Noodle Vague, Saturday, 3 May 2008 15:42 (fifteen years ago) link

actually it's funny, a lot of the games on the list are old school but are a different old school than I was into, because I didn't have a PC or commodore or TI or whatever, just an Atari and then a Colecovision and then NES. Once I got a PC in 1988 I was all about Chuck Yeager Flight Sim and Earl Weaver Baseball for many years, but I doubt they crossed over the pond much (well, that and Bard's Tale, which I suspect will come up later in voting).

Euler, Saturday, 3 May 2008 15:44 (fifteen years ago) link

#85: WipEout 2097 (1996)
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/f/f7/WipEout2097Cover.jpg
http://www.vpltd.com/images/wopic_02.jpg
Developer:Psygnosis
Publisher:Psygnosis
Original format:PlayStation
Highest position:#3, Ledge

Dom Passantino, Saturday, 3 May 2008 15:44 (fifteen years ago) link

yeah one of my friends is a trainspotter type for the Panzer General company, he researches old German tanks and updates their stats for them. At least he makes a little coin from that kind of aspie nonsense.

Euler, Saturday, 3 May 2008 15:45 (fifteen years ago) link

Oh man I remember the time I played the first Wipeout, it was on a Sega Saturn. That first time I hit the first big jump in the first level = GAAASSSSSP!!

RabiesAngentleman, Saturday, 3 May 2008 15:52 (fifteen years ago) link

I only played the original Wipeout, never 2097, but all I remember from it is how dramatically the walls would slow you down. You'd glance at the corner at the screen and find out you were going 928 km/hr and life would be good, and then one nick on the wall, and it was all over.

Z S, Saturday, 3 May 2008 15:54 (fifteen years ago) link

Wipeout is awesome when you're fucking stoned and you lean back and forth on a gnarly futon

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Saturday, 3 May 2008 15:56 (fifteen years ago) link

lol was about to say I have only ever played Wipeout over at stoners' houses.

Noodle Vague, Saturday, 3 May 2008 16:00 (fifteen years ago) link

#84: The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion (2006)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Oblivion_Cover.JPG
http://xbox360media.ign.com/xbox360/image/article/697/697211/the-elder-scrolls-iv-oblivion-20060320080708445-000.jpg
Developer:Bethesda Game Studios
Publisher:2K Games
Original format:XBox 360
Highest position:#7, bnw

Dom Passantino, Saturday, 3 May 2008 16:04 (fifteen years ago) link

If I'd been able to play this, I would've placed it first, but I'll save the majority of my spiel for when Morrowind turns up. My eldest son has been playing Oblivion since Christmas and tormenting me with stories about just how detailed and perfect a world those Bethesda guys have made. This is the first placing that I will hand on heart say is at LEAST 70 places too low, you horrible people.

Noodle Vague, Saturday, 3 May 2008 16:10 (fifteen years ago) link

Master of Magic was AWESOME. It was a Civ clone at the top level - cities on a tile map, you build various improvements to them, etc...but the combat switched over to an isometric turn-based thing, moving your little expendable hordes around on a map. There was also a really great hero system to build up specific underlings with cool +3 HP type gear. AND you could make your own widgets and give them names (if I remember correctly) - like, for a certain amount of magic points you could infuse a ring to make it have flame power. It was a LOT of fun. Probably the last game I was really into, for a long spell anyway.

Doctor Casino, Saturday, 3 May 2008 16:16 (fifteen years ago) link

oh i guess euler already said most of that stuff, xpost.

Doctor Casino, Saturday, 3 May 2008 16:17 (fifteen years ago) link

Anyway basically it was Civ + Warcraft III, with the graphics of the former (although a bit brighter and friendlier - Civ is a bit dingy outside of the city views!).

Doctor Casino, Saturday, 3 May 2008 16:18 (fifteen years ago) link

#83: A Mind Forever Voyaging (1985)
http://www.coverbrowser.com/image/apple-ii-games/7-1.jpg
http://www.abandonia.com/files/games/388/A%20Mind%20Forever%20Voyaging_3.png
Developer:Infocom
Publisher:Infocom
Original format:Commodore Amiga
Highest position:#1, Mordechai Shinefield

Dom Passantino, Saturday, 3 May 2008 16:22 (fifteen years ago) link

SMB2 I played the hell out of at the time, but can't seem to recall with too much fondness now. Noodle Vague is right about the satisfaction of smacking Birdo with a well-lobbed egg, but too much of this game is just kind of tedious and forgettable. The desert stage is just terrible, and I wish I could have back all the hours of my life collectively robbed by ducking down into rooms/pipes/jars and finding nothing down there... I mean, if E.T. has to get docked for pointless exploration of empty holes, Mario should have to suffer it as well.

I can only assume that if this had been published in the US under its original name, it would be a somewhat warmly regarded footnote, cult classic at best, but by no means a contender for top 100. Great music though!

My friend Indy and I were talking recently though about this - when exactly did the material from SMB2 become imported into the Mario canon? Like, the Shyguys, Bob-ombs, the floating Princess, Toad as major playable character, etc... I think these things are a considerable asset to the Mario universe, this game has a really charming feel in general - but this is stuff that would have been either invented by the US Mario office, or in Doki Doki Panic... when and how did it become part of Mario for Nintendo of Japan? (I'm thinking Yoshi's Island but I have no idea.)

Doctor Casino, Saturday, 3 May 2008 16:24 (fifteen years ago) link

I like how screenshots of text adventures are basically all the same. If I'd known this was an Infocom title I would have given it my vote on behalf of Zork II...

Doctor Casino, Saturday, 3 May 2008 16:25 (fifteen years ago) link

A Mind Forever Voyaging is good and all, but it's absolutely punishing to get into.

Noodle Vague, Saturday, 3 May 2008 16:27 (fifteen years ago) link

Non-linearity gone mad in fact.

Noodle Vague, Saturday, 3 May 2008 16:27 (fifteen years ago) link

I have never played that game, but I will sum up the gameplay:

>look
you see a bat, and a key inside a glass container.
>use bat on container
i don't understand.
>attack container
i don't understand
>use bat
you don't have a bat
>pick up bat
i don't understand
>get bat
you got a bat
>attack container
with what?
>attack container with bat
the glass container shatters!!
>get key
you got the key
>use key on door
i don't understand
>use key with door
...nothing happens
>look at door
it is brown. it appears to be locked.
>attack door with bat
...nothing happens
>use key in keyhole
the door opens. you have no girlfriend in real life

Z S, Saturday, 3 May 2008 16:28 (fifteen years ago) link

lol as that is, you're actually rong Z S. AMFV is a whole different ballgame of nerd intensity. It's like comparing Philip Dick to, um, somebody who wrote run of the mill space operas.

Noodle Vague, Saturday, 3 May 2008 16:29 (fifteen years ago) link

did anyone else vote for that

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Saturday, 3 May 2008 16:29 (fifteen years ago) link

I couldn't in good conscience place it top 30, it's too dry for me and I've never got deep enough into it to become engrossed.

Noodle Vague, Saturday, 3 May 2008 16:30 (fifteen years ago) link

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A_Mind_Forever_Voyaging

^ wau!!!

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Saturday, 3 May 2008 16:31 (fifteen years ago) link

Four people voted for AMFV. If they want to demask themselves, they're free to do so.

Dom Passantino, Saturday, 3 May 2008 16:32 (fifteen years ago) link

Strong Bad: "And you're like, GET YE FLASK, and the game's like, YOU CAN'T GET YE FLASK. And you just have to sit there and IMAGINE why on earth you can't get Ye Flask, because the game's certainly not going to tell you."

Doctor Casino, Saturday, 3 May 2008 16:32 (fifteen years ago) link

If G-Kit voted then I reckon he'll be one.

Noodle Vague, Saturday, 3 May 2008 16:33 (fifteen years ago) link

"Dr. Abraham Perelman, PRISM's "father", informs Perry of his true nature and gently brings him from simulation mode into reality. Perelman explains that he has awakened PRISM so a vital mission can be performed: running a simulation of a revitalization plan (dubbed the Plan for Renewed National Purpose), sponsored by Senator Richard Ryder."

Wait, PRISM is awakened from simulation mode into reality so that it can...run a simulation?

WHOA, AND THE SENATOR'S NAME IS DICK RYDER! AHHAHAHA

Z S, Saturday, 3 May 2008 16:37 (fifteen years ago) link

Actually, though the description of the plot on wikipedia, as you said Noodle Vague, does sound leagues beyond normal games of this ilk. Apt Philip K Dick comparison, too.

Z S, Saturday, 3 May 2008 16:38 (fifteen years ago) link

I don't think there's any verb-guessing, more importantly. It tells you all the words you need to use.

Noodle Vague, Saturday, 3 May 2008 16:40 (fifteen years ago) link

#82: Halo: Combat Evolved (2001)
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/b/b7/Halobox.jpg
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/e/e2/First_official_halo_screenshot.jpg
Developer:Bungie Studios
Publisher:Microsoft Game Studious
Original format:XBox
Highest position:#6, stet

Dom Passantino, Saturday, 3 May 2008 16:43 (fifteen years ago) link

This didn't make my list, but it is a robust, fun game, obviously MADE for hanging out with buddies and blowing stuff up together. The multiplayer, from what I observed, seemed a bit frantic and pointless, but the single player was totally a blast. I feel incapable of judging the game since I hadn't really played another FPS since Unreal Tournament, and before that, Duke 3D - I just don't know the state of the art for this generation of work.

(Whereas with, say, Goldeneye, I felt very comfortable saying it was a godawful embarassment to the genre, since it was so evidently behind what was going on with PC FPSes at the time.)

Doctor Casino, Saturday, 3 May 2008 16:47 (fifteen years ago) link

BOOOOM !!! with the challop

Noodle Vague, Saturday, 3 May 2008 16:50 (fifteen years ago) link

The AI in GoldenEye was pretty good.

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Saturday, 3 May 2008 16:53 (fifteen years ago) link

You mean like when you have to lead/protect the girl informant (or whatever) and she keeps getting stuck wandering into tree trunks and shit while you're getting shot to pieces?

Doctor Casino, Saturday, 3 May 2008 16:55 (fifteen years ago) link

I put AMFV very high, maybe number 2 in my list. It's incredibly well-written, and the non-linearity thing worked - the game-world is immersive, and the option of wandering around trying stupid things is perfectly balanced with a clear purpose. Also, no fucking goblins.

emil.y, Saturday, 3 May 2008 17:02 (fifteen years ago) link

#81: Defender (1980)
http://www.labelmaker2600.com/images/Defender.jpg
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/4/40/A5200_Defender.png
Developer:Williams Electronics
Publisher:Williams Electronics
Original format:Arcade
Highest position:#30, Raw Patrick

Dom Passantino, Saturday, 3 May 2008 17:08 (fifteen years ago) link

That should be #1, Raw Patrick, obviously.

Dom Passantino, Saturday, 3 May 2008 17:08 (fifteen years ago) link

I first saw some kid playing Defender in the Winter Gardens at Blackpool, early 80s. Another one of those "this is the next level" moments. When the dude had finished his huge score, I leapt in. Lasted about 30 seconds, to my Dad's amusement. I'm slightly less shit at Defender now, but I still find it stupid hard. I had to give it a vote tho. For me, because it invented a bunch of things: radar, a new kind of movement round the screen. And because it's still really beautiful in its way, more so than other games of this vintage. And cos I wish I was that cool kid at Blackpool.

Noodle Vague, Saturday, 3 May 2008 17:13 (fifteen years ago) link

that's touching, man

DG, Saturday, 3 May 2008 17:15 (fifteen years ago) link

Never had enough access to this one at the right time to get really into it - but I appreciate its freaked-out, fried neon aesthetic. Like, that laser beam in the screenshot is just cool. Yars Revenge for Atari had a similar kind of thing going on.

Doctor Casino, Saturday, 3 May 2008 17:17 (fifteen years ago) link

i had a PC clone of this called Stargate, pah

DG, Saturday, 3 May 2008 17:18 (fifteen years ago) link

#80: River City Ransom (1989)
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/4/46/River_City_Ransom-front.jpg
http://www.gamewad.com/gw_images/overlooked/rcr.jpg
Developer:Technos Japan Corporation
Publisher:Technos Japan Corporation
Original format:NES
Highest position:#6, TOMBOT

Dom Passantino, Saturday, 3 May 2008 17:26 (fifteen years ago) link

Defender had the courage to be HARD as FUCK and juggles it's few variables magnificently.

I'd kinda forgotten I put it no 1 tho'.

Raw Patrick, Saturday, 3 May 2008 17:27 (fifteen years ago) link

*barf*

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Saturday, 3 May 2008 17:28 (fifteen years ago) link

!

Raw Patrick, Saturday, 3 May 2008 17:31 (fifteen years ago) link

i hope there aren't more shitty NES games that only tombot cares about in this poll

DG, Saturday, 3 May 2008 17:32 (fifteen years ago) link

Obligatory comment on wipeout as i placed it highest... my favourite racing game ever. No arsing about with boring phsyics type stuff like traction so you don't need a diploma to play it, just a pure mindless adrenalin racing fix, with the added fun of a whole suite of weapons for wiping out (geddit) your opponents - or being wiped out of course. The computer opponents could be real fuckers and this game caused me to lose my shit more than any other, screaming obscenties at the TV. I'm told I could easily be heard from the street outside. I was 24 at the time.

With a pitch-perfect 90s lolectronica soundtrack and a neon future setting lovingly imagineered by the Designers' Republic it was a stylistic dream as well, waaaaay ahead of cheapo contenders like f-zero.

ledge, Saturday, 3 May 2008 17:33 (fifteen years ago) link

90s lolectronica soundtrack

this game got dug out of the cupboard a couple of weeks ago and yes, lol 90s

DG, Saturday, 3 May 2008 17:36 (fifteen years ago) link

I placed River City Ransom at #10, so it's not just Tombot! Possibly the epitome of a 2D game of "middle" depth - it's not solely button-mashy action like your Double Dragons (which I love), nor is it as endlessly explorable as your Metroidvanias (which I love even more). You can basically beat it in an afternoon and it's hard to imagine this game taking over somebody's life...but it's also not really a pick-up-and-play game either. It's just a game that always, always delivers what it's supposed to - fun, SMOOTHly flowing action, a few surprisingly tough moments, and lots of stupid crap to save up for so that you can become an absolutely unkillable machine. If you liked throw turnips at people in SMB2, you haven't LIVED until you've thrown trash cans, crates, your partner, etc., at leaders of gangs with names like THE JOCKS, the COWBOYS, and the game's best contribution to my personal lexicon, the GENERIC DUDES. The one endlessly repeated theme is surprisingly elaborate, never gets old, and perfectly frames the jumpy, shiny, happy whompings you're dishing out - obviously the graphics are part of that too. The special moves are satisfying to perform, and somehow milk a lot out of the NES's percussion/noise track for nice soft hitty sounds.

Does anyone still make games like this? The Symphony of the Night genre isn't so far off, I guess...

(ps re wipeout, for more 90s lolectronica - albeit of a different lineage - see TETRISPHERE.)

Doctor Casino, Saturday, 3 May 2008 18:03 (fifteen years ago) link

also Lumines

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Saturday, 3 May 2008 18:06 (fifteen years ago) link

#79: Ico (2001)
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/70/Box-l-jp.jpg
http://www.freewebs.com/sabre2922/ICO%20PS2.jpg
Developer:Team Ico
Publisher:Sony Computer Entertainment
Original format:Playstation 2
Highest position:#7, abanana

Dom Passantino, Saturday, 3 May 2008 18:09 (fifteen years ago) link

^nerd bracket #2

Dom Passantino, Saturday, 3 May 2008 18:09 (fifteen years ago) link

Shadow of the Colossus better not place higher than that...

ledge, Saturday, 3 May 2008 18:13 (fifteen years ago) link

The reviews of this game were like 60% of my never-fulfilled desire for a PS2. (The rest was playing Dynasty Warriors 2 in my dorm lobby.) Never played it though.

Doctor Casino, Saturday, 3 May 2008 18:23 (fifteen years ago) link

wau, I feel like I am single-handedly responsible for KOTOR and EOTB2 making it onto this list! MY VOTE MATTERS

Actually, three of my games have made it onto the list so far (Diablo 2 being the other one) so I'm pretty well on track to represent the lolnerd hivemind.

HI DERE, Saturday, 3 May 2008 18:24 (fifteen years ago) link

#78: Baldur's Gate II: Shadows of Amn (2000)
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/0/0a/BGII_cover.png
http://www.deafgamers.com/bg22.jpg
Developer:BioWare
Publisher:Black Isle Studios
Original format:PC Windows
Highest position:#3, HI DERE

Dom Passantino, Saturday, 3 May 2008 18:26 (fifteen years ago) link

lol that closet sounds like my life

ledge, Saturday, 3 May 2008 18:28 (fifteen years ago) link

ok this should have placed higher for everyone

HI DERE, Saturday, 3 May 2008 18:30 (fifteen years ago) link

#77: Spy Hunter (1983)
http://www.basementarcade.com/arcade/cpom/SpyHunterRepro.jpg
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/1/1c/Spy_Hunter.png
Developer:Bally Midway
Publisher:Bally Midway
Original format:Arcade
Highest position:#11, Antexit

Dom Passantino, Saturday, 3 May 2008 18:37 (fifteen years ago) link

Wow, Spy Hunter? Really? Someone fill me in - we had the NES version and I played it every now and then but was never seduced by it.

Doctor Casino, Saturday, 3 May 2008 18:42 (fifteen years ago) link

Classic top-down racing, with guns! And you could change into a boat! And drive into a big truck kightrider style!

ledge, Saturday, 3 May 2008 18:43 (fifteen years ago) link

or knightrider style

ledge, Saturday, 3 May 2008 18:44 (fifteen years ago) link

"The Nintendo port of this game has extremely buggy collision detection. If the road turns, the car will not crash if it remains pointed straight. It is possible to drive for hours over dirt, rocks, river banks, etc"

ledge, Saturday, 3 May 2008 18:47 (fifteen years ago) link

#76: Xenogears (1998)
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/6/6f/Xenogears_box.jpg
http://www.gamasutra.com/features/20061103/xenogears.jpg
Developer:Square
Publisher:Square
Original format:PlayStation
Highest position:#2, TOMBOT

Dom Passantino, Saturday, 3 May 2008 18:51 (fifteen years ago) link

ILX: not keen on the late 90s

Dom Passantino, Saturday, 3 May 2008 18:51 (fifteen years ago) link

all RPG noms should have been binned

DG, Saturday, 3 May 2008 18:53 (fifteen years ago) link

animebot

bnw, Saturday, 3 May 2008 18:56 (fifteen years ago) link

I never did play this....is it good? Are PSX copies available cheap? That screenshot surprises me - I didn't expect that spritey, Monkey Island look but I really like it.

Doctor Casino, Saturday, 3 May 2008 18:57 (fifteen years ago) link

#75: Ninja Gaiden (1988)
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/70/Ninja_Gaiden_arcade_flyer.png
http://media.gwn.com/articles_mp/7359625146777a2e959a3.jpg
Developer:Tecmo
Publisher:Tecmo
Original format:Arcade
Highest position:#5, Zach Scott, Jordan Cohen

Dom Passantino, Saturday, 3 May 2008 19:02 (fifteen years ago) link

this "highest position" bit is clearly setting up the outliers for merciless meta zinging in future, good job Dom. I was worried DG was running out of things to remind stet and me why we suck

El Tomboto, Saturday, 3 May 2008 19:13 (fifteen years ago) link

#74: Elite (1984)
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/2/2e/Elite_org_cover.jpg
http://www.trustedreviews.com/images/article/inline/6108-Elite2.jpg
Developer:David Braben and Ian Bell
Publisher:Acornsoft
Original format:Acorn Electron
Highest position:#8, Nate Wools

Dom Passantino, Saturday, 3 May 2008 19:14 (fifteen years ago) link

Prediction: ^^^is the first game someone's gonna get mad about how low placed it is.

Dom Passantino, Saturday, 3 May 2008 19:14 (fifteen years ago) link

ok this should have placed higher for everyone

-- HI DERE, Saturday, May 3, 2008 6:30 PM (45 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

he was right too

bnw, Saturday, 3 May 2008 19:16 (fifteen years ago) link

however, I'm afraid I have to recommend DQ8, XG and RCR to everyone who hasn't played them, two out of three of which are readily available online or in used bins, I'm sure

Dragon Quest VIII
River City Ransom: C/D
Xenogears, bitches

El Tomboto, Saturday, 3 May 2008 19:17 (fifteen years ago) link

Elite scraped into my ballot at 30. Which means that I rated e.g. Wizball higher. Looking over my ballot again it looks as though I made some mental choices, might as well have hurled darts at the nominations list.

ledge, Saturday, 3 May 2008 19:18 (fifteen years ago) link

Ninja Gaiden!

How many times this game made me yell "fucking bird!", I don't know, but it must have been really confusing to anyone who ever overheard me from another room.

Level 6-2 nearly reaches the pinnacle of gaming difficulty. But the best thing about Ninja Gaiden is that as much as parts of require memorization of patterns and little tricks (for example, you can make some of the annoying enemies in the game disappear by moving a little bit to the left and moving them off the right edge of the screen), it rewards you for developing mad skillz. Every time you play, you can get a little farther, even if it's just another inch. Plus the cutscenes were hot shit back in the day.

Z S, Saturday, 3 May 2008 19:21 (fifteen years ago) link

Don't think I've played Scorched Earth per se, but Tanx and Worms and all those other versions are brilliant fun for such a simple premise. I don't always buy this "simple games are best" shit but in this case it's true.

Noodle Vague, Saturday, 3 May 2008 19:36 (fifteen years ago) link

Never got down with Elite because it's physically impossible for anybody who didn't train on a BBC in 1984 to dock the fucking ship. Fact.

Noodle Vague, Saturday, 3 May 2008 19:37 (fifteen years ago) link

#72: Castlevania (1986)
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/2/24/Castlevania_NES_box_art.jpg
http://pressthebuttons.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/castlevania.png
Developer:Konami
Publisher:Konami
Original format:Famicom Disk System
Highest position:#3, lamp

Dom Passantino, Saturday, 3 May 2008 19:39 (fifteen years ago) link

never did play this....is it good? Are PSX copies available cheap?
It was a greatest hit for PSX so there should be some cheap used copies available. XG had one of Square's best battle systems ever and an amazing story. I'm still kind of surprised to see it ranked over DQ8 though, which is bar none the best straight RPG they ever released.

Lamp, Saturday, 3 May 2008 19:40 (fifteen years ago) link

Don't think I voted for any of the others I've missed. Not including any of the Black Isle RPGs was a really perverse decision on my part, must've not been feeling the on railsness of them the day I voted. Haven't played BG2 that much tho. Thought Spy Hunter was dope as a kid, but there's not a lot to it really. It's fun for a quick blast I guess. Ico is...alright, but I feel like it's a game that people who don't LOVE games go on about. Being way po-faced don't make it Great Art.

Noodle Vague, Saturday, 3 May 2008 19:43 (fifteen years ago) link

I'm really pleased AMFV did so well. I thought it wouldn't place at all. (And I think that if more people got the chance to play it - it would've potentially gotten more votes.) In case people didn't get it before, here's a link where you can download it.

Mordy, Saturday, 3 May 2008 19:47 (fifteen years ago) link

#71: Metroid (1986)
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/5/5d/Metroid_boxart.jpg
http://www.consoleclassix.com/info_img/Metroid_NES_ScreenShot4.jpg
Developer:Nintendo R&D1
Publisher:Nintendo
Original format:Famicom Disk System
Highest position:#3, TOMBOT

Dom Passantino, Saturday, 3 May 2008 19:54 (fifteen years ago) link

I know this is a big unnecessary Challops Bomb but I've never got what people see in the Metroid games. Admittedly I've only played Super Metroid, as far as I remember, but it just seems like a dull version of a budget Spectrum game, meandering round a boring maze collecting the occasional boring power-up. Big whoop.

Noodle Vague, Saturday, 3 May 2008 19:59 (fifteen years ago) link

i didn't vote in this, but metroid should have been at least top 50. xp

ian, Saturday, 3 May 2008 20:02 (fifteen years ago) link

orig metroid is addictive as shit.

ian, Saturday, 3 May 2008 20:02 (fifteen years ago) link

you supposed to vote in these things to complain, MORBIUS.

also having two versions of it obv split the vote. but that's because people sucked at nominating and also dom didn't bother with sorting it out when making the ballot

El Tomboto, Saturday, 3 May 2008 20:06 (fifteen years ago) link

but I'm not complaining, everything in the top 100 is a winner!

El Tomboto, Saturday, 3 May 2008 20:07 (fifteen years ago) link

I'm predicting GTA IV as the surprise #1. Even though it came out after nominations ended.

Mordy, Saturday, 3 May 2008 20:09 (fifteen years ago) link

Quiten down NES boy. xpost

Dom Passantino, Saturday, 3 May 2008 20:10 (fifteen years ago) link

#70: Deus Ex (2000)
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/4/42/Dxcover.jpg
http://www.tech2.com/media/images/img_4966_deus_ex_001_450x360.jpg
Developer:Ion Storm Inc.
Publisher:Eidos
Original format:PC Windows
Highest position:#2, Mordechai Shinefield

Dom Passantino, Saturday, 3 May 2008 20:12 (fifteen years ago) link

Oh snap!

Mordy, Saturday, 3 May 2008 20:13 (fifteen years ago) link

what is challops??

Jordan, Saturday, 3 May 2008 20:16 (fifteen years ago) link

wtf when was voting held

i strenuously object to, like, everything ever

xenogears? EAT SHIT

cankles, Saturday, 3 May 2008 20:16 (fifteen years ago) link

i <3 scorched earth.

Jordan, Saturday, 3 May 2008 20:16 (fifteen years ago) link

ps.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-0N1CkVshOc

cankles, Saturday, 3 May 2008 20:17 (fifteen years ago) link

Metroid that low is such an embarrassment.

polyphonic, Saturday, 3 May 2008 20:18 (fifteen years ago) link

m shocked that you never played it, curtis! this game was huge for me when it came out, though obviously if you showed it to me now I would probably vomit on you and maybe attempt to chew off your orbital bones.

-- IN UR BASE KILLING ALL UR DUDES (Adrian Langston), Monday, December 5, 2005 5:04 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Link

El Tomboto, Saturday, 3 May 2008 20:18 (fifteen years ago) link

Think I voted for Deus Ex. Love the fluid storytelling, great plot, a lot of fun gadgets. Nowadays I'm not so sure that stealth in games is a good thing tho. I've spent too much gaming time staring into the screen waiting for some grunt in a balaclava to turn his back on me, only to get alarms going off as soon as I move and end up mowing down everything in the room.

Noodle Vague, Saturday, 3 May 2008 20:20 (fifteen years ago) link

El Gershboto xp

Dom Passantino, Saturday, 3 May 2008 20:20 (fifteen years ago) link

yeah exactly dude!

cankles, Saturday, 3 May 2008 20:20 (fifteen years ago) link

re: chewin off ur bonez

i played deus ex earlier this year. it was really good! it still holds up imo.

cankles, Saturday, 3 May 2008 20:21 (fifteen years ago) link

#69: Tomb Raider
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/9/95/Tomb_Raider_1_Box.jpg
http://www.trustedreviews.com/images/article/inline/6108-TombRaider2.jpg
Developer:Core Design,
Publisher:Eidos
Original format:Sega Saturn
Highest position:#8, Louis Jagger

Dom Passantino, Saturday, 3 May 2008 20:24 (fifteen years ago) link

I'm not saying shit.

Dom Passantino, Saturday, 3 May 2008 20:25 (fifteen years ago) link

lol.

cankles, Saturday, 3 May 2008 20:25 (fifteen years ago) link

Dom I placed Tomb Raider higher than that.

Noodle Vague, Saturday, 3 May 2008 20:26 (fifteen years ago) link

I knew it wouldn't do as well as it ought to tho. For me it's perfect, the combo of music and level design create this absolute sense of inhabiting a space, I feel like I could walk some of those levels blindfold now. And some of the shocks: like the first time you hear that T Rex lumbering towards you before you see it, are cinematic as hell. Of course the story is ripped off a bunch of movies, that's why it works.

Noodle Vague, Saturday, 3 May 2008 20:30 (fifteen years ago) link

I'm going back and fixing all my errors at the end, I'm in the zone right now.

Dom Passantino, Saturday, 3 May 2008 20:33 (fifteen years ago) link

Tomb Raider: One of the worst ever well-known franchises?

Z S, Saturday, 3 May 2008 20:34 (fifteen years ago) link

The first 3 Tomb Raiders are all perfect, I don't really get why they wind people up so much?

Noodle Vague, Saturday, 3 May 2008 20:35 (fifteen years ago) link

#68: Bioshock (2007)
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/d/d7/Bioshockcoverfinalcropped.jpg
http://img120.imageshack.us/img120/1663/bioshock200708261254317yr0.jpg
Developer:2K Boston
Publisher:2K Games
Original format:Xbox 360
Highest position:#1, bnw

Dom Passantino, Saturday, 3 May 2008 20:35 (fifteen years ago) link

So far 5 of my picks have made it. Got a feeling I might lose a few.

Noodle Vague, Saturday, 3 May 2008 20:38 (fifteen years ago) link

The first 3 Tomb Raiders are all perfect, I don't really get why they wind people up so much?

-- Noodle Vague, Saturday, 3 May 2008 21:35 (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

Residual loathing of Eidos.

Dom Passantino, Saturday, 3 May 2008 20:38 (fifteen years ago) link

RE: Tomb Raider

The controls, for one thing! Controlling Lara Croft didn't resemble normal human movement so much as maneuvering an oblong shaped piece of wood around with only one chopstick.

Z S, Saturday, 3 May 2008 20:40 (fifteen years ago) link

What were you playing it on??

Noodle Vague, Saturday, 3 May 2008 20:41 (fifteen years ago) link

The response to the controls, too. Tomb Raider epitomizes the control style where if you have to jump over a large gap, you have to hit the jump button around 1 1/2 steps before you actually want to leap. Eventually you get used to it, sure, but shit, I'll take Mario Bros. mechanics anyday over that.

Z S, Saturday, 3 May 2008 20:43 (fifteen years ago) link

PSX

Z S, Saturday, 3 May 2008 20:43 (fifteen years ago) link

I just never found that an issue on the PS. I suppose counting the jumps was a little mechanical but I picked it up really quick.

Noodle Vague, Saturday, 3 May 2008 20:45 (fifteen years ago) link

#67: Contra (1987)
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/9/94/Contra_flyer.jpg
http://dailyscreenshots.de/screenshot/contra/nes-1867381
Developer:Konami
Publisher:Konami
Original format:Arcade
Highest position:#5, Euler

Dom Passantino, Saturday, 3 May 2008 20:47 (fifteen years ago) link

I think this took a fair bit of my arcade coin too but I barely remember playing it.

Noodle Vague, Saturday, 3 May 2008 20:50 (fifteen years ago) link

Contra had some great C64 clones, Midnight Resistance and shit like that.

Dom Passantino, Saturday, 3 May 2008 20:52 (fifteen years ago) link

I played Tomb Raider on the PC and it was one of the most fluid, seamlessly-controlling games I'd played, up to that point anyway! This is another game that was just a revelation the first time you loaded it up, stepping out into these huge cavernous environments - it was really breathtaking. Big nays for provoking the "crate-pusher" school of gameplay, but there were a few great puzzles, and yeah, the T-Rex was great.

I'm not sure why I placed it at #18 though! My ballot in general looks kind of strange to me now...the aggregation of many small, independently logical decisions.

Scorched Earth might not have been "THE MOTHER OF ALL GAMES" as billed but it was so cool! Loved loved loved all the stupid high-concept weapons you could get, the earth-eroding things, the insane one from that T-shirt (Fanta Bomb?)...etc.

Doctor Casino, Saturday, 3 May 2008 20:52 (fifteen years ago) link

#66: The Sims (2000)
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/2/22/The_Sims_Coverart.png
http://www.thesims.eagames.nl/images/pages/screenshots/566-The%20Sims1.jpg
Developer:Maxis
Publisher:Electronic Arts
Original format:PC
Highest position:#10, Mordechai Shinefield

Dom Passantino, Saturday, 3 May 2008 21:01 (fifteen years ago) link

I got enough problems holding down a real job and keeping a real house tidy thanx guyz.

Noodle Vague, Saturday, 3 May 2008 21:02 (fifteen years ago) link

I know SO many non-gamers who love this thing. All of them say that it's only fun if you use the infinite-money cheat code. I played it obsessively for a few days and then somehow lost the CD and forgot about it completely.

Isn't it like one of the best-selling PC games of all time?

Doctor Casino, Saturday, 3 May 2008 21:05 (fifteen years ago) link

Feel free to link to your favourite Youtube videos featuring clips from The Sims set to contemporary pop songs.

Dom Passantino, Saturday, 3 May 2008 21:06 (fifteen years ago) link

bioshock is massively massively overrated

DG, Saturday, 3 May 2008 21:06 (fifteen years ago) link

the sims is for morons

DG, Saturday, 3 May 2008 21:06 (fifteen years ago) link

In 2002, The Sims became the top-selling PC game in history, displacing the game Myst.

xxp

Dom Passantino, Saturday, 3 May 2008 21:06 (fifteen years ago) link

^^^proof

DG, Saturday, 3 May 2008 21:08 (fifteen years ago) link

i can only assume myst will be #1 in this poll

Doctor Casino, Saturday, 3 May 2008 21:08 (fifteen years ago) link

Myst is for even bigger morons tho

DG, Saturday, 3 May 2008 21:08 (fifteen years ago) link

Haven't played Bioshock, think I'd dig it.

Sims is just a pain, the time runs out too fast, it's like trying to juggle 15 live squid and a chainsaw. And I'd argue it ain't a game, it's a toy.

Noodle Vague, Saturday, 3 May 2008 21:08 (fifteen years ago) link

The Sims soundtracked by MIA. For all my ILM friends: http://youtube.com/watch?v=yLkErCVsQNY

Dom Passantino, Saturday, 3 May 2008 21:09 (fifteen years ago) link

bioshock was no system shock 2 :(

DG, Saturday, 3 May 2008 21:09 (fifteen years ago) link

Myst is just an overdecorated adventure game with moderate to easy puzzles and an ending, as far as I can tell, that doesn't really tell you the game's finished.

Noodle Vague, Saturday, 3 May 2008 21:09 (fifteen years ago) link

Myst is for even bigger morons tho

No, that would be Riven. Myst was mainstream enough that you almost wanted to check it out just to see what the fuss was about. Riven was for people who somehow enjoyed Myst and were eager for more.

Z S, Saturday, 3 May 2008 21:10 (fifteen years ago) link

Playing Scorched Earth with school chums on Windows 3.1 = childhood. That and downloading the "Anarchist Cookbook" on AOL 2.0 and trying to create napalm in an empty coffee can.

burt_stanton, Saturday, 3 May 2008 21:12 (fifteen years ago) link

#65: Secret of Mana (1993)
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/b/b7/Secret_of_Mana_Box.jpg
http://secretofmana.planets.gamespy.com/images/secretofmanashot.gif
Developer:Square
Publisher:Square
Original format:SNES
Highest position:#1, caek

Dom Passantino, Saturday, 3 May 2008 21:12 (fifteen years ago) link

whoa '16 meg-memory'

DG, Saturday, 3 May 2008 21:13 (fifteen years ago) link

Tombot voted for that one as well.

Dom Passantino, Saturday, 3 May 2008 21:15 (fifteen years ago) link

Bioshock was my #9 and my most recent pick on the list. That said, I'm still shocked it got a #1 from someone. It's really hard for any new game to penetrate the haze of gaming nostalgia from my youth.

Also, if The Sims highest score was a #10, but placed before a lot of #1 rated games, does that mean a lot of people liked it a little?

Mordy, Saturday, 3 May 2008 21:15 (fifteen years ago) link

ha!

El Tomboto, Saturday, 3 May 2008 21:15 (fifteen years ago) link

no way

DG, Saturday, 3 May 2008 21:16 (fifteen years ago) link

I feel like I've played the first few hours of most of the Square rpgs and never finished any of them.

Noodle Vague, Saturday, 3 May 2008 21:20 (fifteen years ago) link

I voted for SOM out of some kind of affection for my first experience staying up till dawn playing a game (my neighbor friend had gotten it for his birthday). I played quite a bit of it later on emu - and much much more of Seiken Densetsu 3, before getting bored with all the tedious levelling-up - at this point I can't really remember what stuff was in which game (I didn't finish either one). They've got nice bright colors and the multi-player thing was cool (in principle anyway).

Doctor Casino, Saturday, 3 May 2008 21:20 (fifteen years ago) link

#64: Nethack (1987)
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/0/00/Nethack_releasing_a_djinni.png
Developer:The NetHack DevTeam
Publisher:Open-source
Original format:PS Dos
Highest position:#1, Catsup Dude

Dom Passantino, Saturday, 3 May 2008 21:24 (fifteen years ago) link

ZZT for number 1

DG, Saturday, 3 May 2008 21:26 (fifteen years ago) link

I play it with a tile set cos I'm not geek enough.

Noodle Vague, Saturday, 3 May 2008 21:26 (fifteen years ago) link

I guess what impresses with Nethack is how much game is packed into so little code, and how well a bunch of ASCII characters can create a satisfying atmosphere.

Noodle Vague, Saturday, 3 May 2008 21:31 (fifteen years ago) link

#63: Cannon Fodder (1993)
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/0/0b/Cannon_fodder_MDb.jpg
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/c/c2/Cannon_fodder_MD_2.png
Developer:Sensible Software
Publisher:Virgin
Original format:Commodore Amiga
Highest position:#8, blueski

Dom Passantino, Saturday, 3 May 2008 21:35 (fifteen years ago) link

^first game on the list I love unconditionally

Dom Passantino, Saturday, 3 May 2008 21:35 (fifteen years ago) link

that's more like it

DG, Saturday, 3 May 2008 21:35 (fifteen years ago) link

^^^ TOO LOW

Cannon Fodder was so much fun, until you got to the first really hard level and gave up.

Noodle Vague, Saturday, 3 May 2008 21:36 (fifteen years ago) link

wtf? i've never even HEARD of that one.

Doctor Casino, Saturday, 3 May 2008 21:40 (fifteen years ago) link

Screenshots from the cancelled Sensible Software project, Sex'n'Drugs'n'Rock'n'Roll:

http://www.purplesensi.co.uk/snd/sshots.php

Dom Passantino, Saturday, 3 May 2008 21:41 (fifteen years ago) link

Find an abandonware copy now, you won't regret it.

Noodle Vague, Saturday, 3 May 2008 21:41 (fifteen years ago) link

xpost

Noodle Vague, Saturday, 3 May 2008 21:41 (fifteen years ago) link

wtf? i've never even HEARD of that one.

-- Doctor Casino, Saturday, 3 May 2008 22:40 (22 seconds ago) Bookmark Link

Real-time war tactics game, control a motley group of soldiers and kill opposing armies. Produced by the Godlike (for British gamers, at least) Sensible Software. Big tabloid controversy around the time the game was launched because it used the red poppy as a logo.

Dom Passantino, Saturday, 3 May 2008 21:42 (fifteen years ago) link

Abandonware copy of Cannon Fodder: http://www.abandonia.com/en/games/76/Cannon+Fodder.html

Dom Passantino, Saturday, 3 May 2008 21:44 (fifteen years ago) link

#62: Planescape: Torment (1999)
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/0/06/Planescape-torment-box.jpg
http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c70/nordonordo/planescape_torment01.jpg
Developer:Black Isle Studios
Publisher:Interplay
Original format:PC Windows
Highest position:#2 HI DERE, Greg Pallis

Dom Passantino, Saturday, 3 May 2008 21:48 (fifteen years ago) link

yeah i'm sure that's better than cannon fodder

DG, Saturday, 3 May 2008 21:49 (fifteen years ago) link

It's pretty good. Different kind of thing. Not sure that the much vaunted plot is as mind-blowing as the hardcore fans think, but I've never finished it.

Noodle Vague, Saturday, 3 May 2008 21:52 (fifteen years ago) link

Cannon Fodder was so much fun, until you got to the first really hard level and gave up.

Painfully OTM. Anyone else play that Sensible Soccer crossover called Cannon Soccer? That was a perfectly measured dose of CF.

robertwolf8080, Saturday, 3 May 2008 21:59 (fifteen years ago) link

cannon fodder was wonderful.

El Tomboto, Saturday, 3 May 2008 22:00 (fifteen years ago) link

Not sure that the much vaunted plot is as mind-blowing as the hardcore fans think, but I've never finished it.

Dude, finish it. It's fucking mental. (At least, it was in 1999.)

Also I CAN'T BELIEVE I FORGOT ABOUT SCORCHED EARTH, WAU

HI DERE, Saturday, 3 May 2008 22:01 (fifteen years ago) link

There's a general "look" to these turn-of-the-millenium PC games - this, Diablo, Baldur's Gate - that is just incredibly off-putting to me. I don't know how to describe it...other examples would include Age of Empires, Ultima Online, and to a lesser extent Ultima 8 (which has plenty of other problems to worry about). It's not the ugliness of polygons (another scourge of the late 90s) but something else. Not sure why it connotes "boring, tedious game" but it does.

Thanks for the tips on Cannon Fodder - I'll check it out tonight maybe!

Doctor Casino, Saturday, 3 May 2008 22:02 (fifteen years ago) link

(the "this" above is Planescape)

Doctor Casino, Saturday, 3 May 2008 22:02 (fifteen years ago) link

big shame lucasarts etc have been the abandonware sites and pulled their games off with no sign of rereleasing them

DG, Saturday, 3 May 2008 22:03 (fifteen years ago) link

#61: Final Fantasy VII (1997)
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/c/c7/Ffviibox.jpg
http://www.gamethink.net/IMG/jpg/playstation_Final_Fantasy_VII-Combat.jpg
Developer:Square
Publisher:Square
Original format:PlayStation
Highest position:#5, Mordechai Shinefield

Dom Passantino, Saturday, 3 May 2008 22:04 (fifteen years ago) link

xxxpost

Mrs Vague complains about the "stupid little people that you can't see properly" aspect of those games.

Noodle Vague, Saturday, 3 May 2008 22:04 (fifteen years ago) link

DG I can hook you up with some Lucasarts adventures if you're interested.

Noodle Vague, Saturday, 3 May 2008 22:05 (fifteen years ago) link

Throw out a wishlist; I may have one or two

xxp

robertwolf8080, Saturday, 3 May 2008 22:06 (fifteen years ago) link

xp oh no i've got the adventures, it's stuff like X-Wing i'd like to play again, cheers anyway

(x-wing alliance hates vista)

DG, Saturday, 3 May 2008 22:06 (fifteen years ago) link

FF VII is where I got off. Specifically cos my son made me read all the text out loud and I got bored stupid, but that's not really Square's fault. Pointlessly over-elaborate combat fannydangle and random fights that happen every time you cover one inch of screen OVER AND OVER AND OVER are tho.

Noodle Vague, Saturday, 3 May 2008 22:08 (fifteen years ago) link

"Oh good, it's some more Ninja Acid Blobs and a Big Fucking Frog".

Noodle Vague, Saturday, 3 May 2008 22:09 (fifteen years ago) link

Fuck a random battle, f'real.

Dom Passantino, Saturday, 3 May 2008 22:10 (fifteen years ago) link

I don't care how big your sword is you aren't seriously gonna take down some dude with a nuclear laser cannon.

Noodle Vague, Saturday, 3 May 2008 22:12 (fifteen years ago) link

I made an honest stab at playing through that one but I just couldn't fall in love with it... where is influential voter Mordechai Shinefield in this discussion anyhow? I'm curious what would make someone so adore this game that it makes top five!

Doctor Casino, Saturday, 3 May 2008 22:13 (fifteen years ago) link

#60: Prince of Persia (1989)
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/6/6d/PoP-megaCD_cover.png
http://vogons.zetafleet.com/files/prince_of_persia.gif
Developer:Brøderbund
Publisher:Brøderbund
Original format:Apple II
Highest position:#10, KenC

Dom Passantino, Saturday, 3 May 2008 22:18 (fifteen years ago) link

had that exact version

DG, Saturday, 3 May 2008 22:19 (fifteen years ago) link

it was no flashback though

DG, Saturday, 3 May 2008 22:19 (fifteen years ago) link

This was fun too for a bit but feels like another game you'd vote for cos of its historical importance, and I ruled that out as a voting criterion. Yeah Flashback was better.

Noodle Vague, Saturday, 3 May 2008 22:20 (fifteen years ago) link

This was fun but got old once you'd done it, which didn't take long.

Raw Patrick, Saturday, 3 May 2008 22:22 (fifteen years ago) link

nice turbans though

DG, Saturday, 3 May 2008 22:23 (fifteen years ago) link

Best ever video game turban?

Dom Passantino, Saturday, 3 May 2008 22:24 (fifteen years ago) link

Yeah, I didn't vote for it for precisely these reasons, although I was happy to give historical votes to a lot of these, I guess cause they were historical AND I played the shit out of them, whereas Prince I would load up every so often, be unable to beat it, and then give up. Boy was the animation cool though!

Doctor Casino, Saturday, 3 May 2008 22:25 (fifteen years ago) link

penalty shootout w/aladdin xp

DG, Saturday, 3 May 2008 22:25 (fifteen years ago) link

The Disney Aladdin game had some dece turbans I seem to remember.

Noodle Vague, Saturday, 3 May 2008 22:25 (fifteen years ago) link

lol snap

Noodle Vague, Saturday, 3 May 2008 22:26 (fifteen years ago) link

Dhalsim wears a turban in SF2:Alpha

Dom Passantino, Saturday, 3 May 2008 22:27 (fifteen years ago) link

Was gonna ask if Monty was in the latest versh of EA Cricket but he don't wear the full turban on the pitch.

Noodle Vague, Saturday, 3 May 2008 22:29 (fifteen years ago) link

#59: Sega NHL series (1991-2007)
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/4/46/NHL_08_Coverart.png
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/5/5c/NHL_Hockey_screenshot.png
Developer:EA Canada
Publisher:EA Sports
Original format:Sega Mega Drive
Highest position:#6, Euler, bnw

Dom Passantino, Saturday, 3 May 2008 22:30 (fifteen years ago) link

If most Sikh cricketers find the turban impractical for playing, I'm pretty sure Dhalsim shouldn't wear one for street fighting.

Noodle Vague, Saturday, 3 May 2008 22:31 (fifteen years ago) link

shit, the Sega NHL games man.

burt_stanton, Saturday, 3 May 2008 22:31 (fifteen years ago) link

Question: why did I love the Madden games but I've never given a shit about playing an Ice Hockey game?

Noodle Vague, Saturday, 3 May 2008 22:32 (fifteen years ago) link

Dhalsim wears a turban in SF2:Alpha

No doubt in honor of his ancestor, Great Tiger from Punch-Out!. As well, any game with a desert board probably has at least one turban to speak of, eg Super Mario 3 (the king of that world). Quest For Glory 2 is absolutely rife with turbans.

Doctor Casino, Saturday, 3 May 2008 22:33 (fifteen years ago) link

Also do you think EA Rugby League sells any copies at all in the US?

Noodle Vague, Saturday, 3 May 2008 22:33 (fifteen years ago) link

i'm sure it's trounced by EA cricket

DG, Saturday, 3 May 2008 22:34 (fifteen years ago) link

http://trsrockin.com/images/smb_desert3.jpg

Doctor Casino, Saturday, 3 May 2008 22:39 (fifteen years ago) link

#58: R-Type (1987)
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/b/b0/R-Type_NA_flyer.png
http://www.theaveragegamer.com/wp-content/Screenshots/Rtype/rtype_3.png
Developer:Irem
Publisher:Irem
Original format:Arcade
Highest position:#10, blueski

Dom Passantino, Saturday, 3 May 2008 22:45 (fifteen years ago) link

Rainman.jpg

Noodle Vague, Saturday, 3 May 2008 22:45 (fifteen years ago) link

I love side-scrolling shooters in theory (like, within issues of Nintendo Power) but have never gotten past level 2 on a single one.

Doctor Casino, Saturday, 3 May 2008 22:46 (fifteen years ago) link

the spectrum version was pretty brutal IIRC

DG, Saturday, 3 May 2008 22:46 (fifteen years ago) link

I like Sexy Parodius.

Noodle Vague, Saturday, 3 May 2008 22:47 (fifteen years ago) link

They're ALL brutal.

Noodle Vague, Saturday, 3 May 2008 22:47 (fifteen years ago) link

that's comforting

DG, Saturday, 3 May 2008 22:47 (fifteen years ago) link

whoa this thread

I gave A Mind Forever Voyaging a pity vote.

abanana, Saturday, 3 May 2008 22:52 (fifteen years ago) link

Why 'pity vote'? plz to explains.

emil.y, Saturday, 3 May 2008 22:57 (fifteen years ago) link

#57: Grim Fandango (1998)
http://banditosbanditosbanditos.typepad.com/weblog/WindowsLiveWriter/grim%20fandango.jpg
http://archived.ryanjohnwilliams.com/files.ryansgoblog.com/small/grimaanone.jpg
Developer:LucasArts
Publisher:LucasArts
Original format:PC Windows
Highest position:#3, Mordechai Shinefield, Louis Jagger

Dom Passantino, Saturday, 3 May 2008 22:58 (fifteen years ago) link

Yeah, I voted for A Mind Forever Voyaging (17, I think). I also gave Nethack my no 1 vote, mostly because i still play it.

dowd, Saturday, 3 May 2008 22:58 (fifteen years ago) link

^^^One of the all-time PC greats. xp

Dom Passantino, Saturday, 3 May 2008 22:58 (fifteen years ago) link

Need to play Grim Fandango soon.

Noodle Vague, Saturday, 3 May 2008 22:59 (fifteen years ago) link

I put R-Type at #13, although I was really voting for Super R-Type for SNES.

Another really difficult game (although nothing really touches the madness of Life Force, which resorts to cheapness more than just about any other game I've ever played), but again, it rewards your hard work. I'll always associate R-Type with Kraftwerk's Computer World, as I spent the entire summer of 2004 doing nothing but playing and memorizing both.

Z S, Saturday, 3 May 2008 23:03 (fifteen years ago) link

Grim Fandango looks pretty awesome.

emil.y, Saturday, 3 May 2008 23:06 (fifteen years ago) link

#56: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time (1991)
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/f/f6/TurtlesInTimeSNES.jpg/250px-TurtlesInTimeSNES.jpg
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/2/29/TurtlesInTimeFootSoldiers.png
Developer:Konami
Publisher:Konami
Original format:Arcade
Highest position:#1, Mehlt

Dom Passantino, Saturday, 3 May 2008 23:06 (fifteen years ago) link

No. Just, no.

Noodle Vague, Saturday, 3 May 2008 23:08 (fifteen years ago) link

#55: Galaga (1981)
http://arcadecontrols.com/images/News/05-15-06-galaga.jpg
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/2/2a/Galaga.png
Developer:Namco
Publisher:Midway
Original format:Arcade
Highest position:#7, antexit

Dom Passantino, Saturday, 3 May 2008 23:16 (fifteen years ago) link

"pity vote" because it's not one of my favorite infocom games, but I didn't want it to get shut out.

abanana, Saturday, 3 May 2008 23:18 (fifteen years ago) link

Galaga is my favorite 80s arcade game.

abanana, Saturday, 3 May 2008 23:19 (fifteen years ago) link

o fuck i've just shot my own ship.

Raw Patrick, Saturday, 3 May 2008 23:22 (fifteen years ago) link

#54: Rainbow Islands: The Story of Bubble Bobble 2 (1987)
http://www.retroscene.co.uk/prodimages/c64/m/rainbow-islands.jpg
http://www.classicamiga.com/images/stories/jreviews/2999_rainbow_islands_screenshot_3_1169035023.png
Developer:Taito
Publisher:Taito
Original format:Arcade
Highest position:#3, Thomas

Dom Passantino, Saturday, 3 May 2008 23:25 (fifteen years ago) link

SO BEAUTIFUL. Great mechanics, challenging but doable, but getting 7 crystals in spectrum order is a pig. Not enough platform games go up like this.

Noodle Vague, Saturday, 3 May 2008 23:29 (fifteen years ago) link

Probably my second favourite C64 platformer, behind New Zealand Story (which, disgracefully, wasn't nominated)

Dom Passantino, Saturday, 3 May 2008 23:29 (fifteen years ago) link

Spectrum version of Rainbow Islands was great, but playing it on Mame is the real deal.

Noodle Vague, Saturday, 3 May 2008 23:33 (fifteen years ago) link

nothing ever seems to work properly in MAME :(

how grim fandango is not a top ten game is beyond me ;_;

DG, Saturday, 3 May 2008 23:35 (fifteen years ago) link

#53: Guitar Hero (2005)
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/2/2d/Guitarhero-cover.jpg
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/6/6c/Guitarhero-screen.jpg
Developer:Harmonix Music Systems
Publisher:RedOctane
Original format:PlayStation 2
Highest position:#4, Raw Patrick

Dom Passantino, Saturday, 3 May 2008 23:36 (fifteen years ago) link

As I said in one of the other threads, Turtles in Time = representative vote for all 2.5D beat-em-up side-scrollers of that generation. The two-screen X-Men arcade game is unquestionably the god of this quarter-munching, superficial genre, and god was it so much fun. Unless you got stuck playing as Dazzler. Other greats - the TMNT and Simpsons arcade games...Knights of the Round ain't bad in a pinch...etc...

Galaga has probably aged the best of games of its generation, except for Ms. Pac-Man... it's never an unwelcome sight at any bar or pizzeria.

I think I nommed Guitar Hero and immediately regretted not giving my 00's nom to Tony Hawk, which consumed half the hallway in my freshman dorm. But Guitar Hero has a lot of similarities to that title - absolutely made for two-player, but delivering a pretty decent geek wallop when played alone, gradually mastering its rhythms. It's really too soon to tell how it'll age, but its immense crossover appeal as a party game for non-gamers seems a good sign. That said, having to buy new versions of the same game just to get new songs seems like a big dud to me - why not just have you able to buy new batches of songs online and forget about it?

Doctor Casino, Saturday, 3 May 2008 23:46 (fifteen years ago) link

#52: Worms Armageddon (1999)
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/e/e5/Wa-win-cover.jpg
http://img.gamespot.com/gamespot/images/2001/pc/str/wormsworldparty/wormsworldparty_screen004.jpg
Developer:Team17
Publisher:MicroProse
Original format:PC
Highest position:#5, Dom Passantino

Dom Passantino, Saturday, 3 May 2008 23:46 (fifteen years ago) link

Didn't vote specifically for Armageddon but hell, it's Worms. I've probably laughed more playing these than any other games, and it's the most fun videogaming with my kids. Except for my daughter thrashing me at Wii Bowling, maybe.

Noodle Vague, Saturday, 3 May 2008 23:49 (fifteen years ago) link

No. Just, no.

-- Noodle Vague, Saturday, 3 May 2008 23:08 (29 minutes ago) Link

Oh please do not tell me this is about Turtles in Time.

I didn't even have Super Nintendo and it's still my favourite.

mehlt, Saturday, 3 May 2008 23:49 (fifteen years ago) link

two crude dudes for number 1

DG, Saturday, 3 May 2008 23:50 (fifteen years ago) link

Just beating out Yie-Ar Kung Fu.

Noodle Vague, Saturday, 3 May 2008 23:52 (fifteen years ago) link

whoa, what is this rainbow islands game? kawaaiiiiiii!

phil-two, Saturday, 3 May 2008 23:53 (fifteen years ago) link

mehlt, the whole poll/thread is about differences of opinion. It's fascinating seeing how different people approach games. But #56??????? NO WAI

Noodle Vague, Saturday, 3 May 2008 23:54 (fifteen years ago) link

I think we could safely get another good poll out of the worst/most irritating video games.

Doctor Casino, Saturday, 3 May 2008 23:55 (fifteen years ago) link

#51: Jet Set Radio (2000)
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/2/21/Jgrbox.jpg
http://www.ntsc-uk.com/reviews/sdc/JetSetRadio/01.jpg
Developer:Smilebit
Publisher:Sega
Original format:Dreamcast
Highest position:#5, stet, Greg Pallis

Dom Passantino, Saturday, 3 May 2008 23:56 (fifteen years ago) link

Last one of the evening. Next 50 tomorrow. SPOILER: there's a bunch of NES shit on there.

Dom Passantino, Saturday, 3 May 2008 23:56 (fifteen years ago) link

I think we could safely get another good poll out of the worst/most irritating video games.

Wonder how much crossover there'd be?

Noodle Vague, Saturday, 3 May 2008 23:57 (fifteen years ago) link

i found the level 3 vampire the hardest boss in Rainbow Islands - much tougher than any of the subsequent ones. if you didn't have triple rainbow and the red shoe you were fucked.

bullshit reward at the end tho: 'now go play it again and this time collect the jewels in the right order on every island, sucker'

blueski, Saturday, 3 May 2008 23:58 (fifteen years ago) link

lol i never even realised you had to collect the jewels in an order!

Raw Patrick, Saturday, 3 May 2008 23:59 (fifteen years ago) link

Like I said, jewels in the right order is ROCK. I find most bosses on the arcade version want at least double rainbows to beat.

Noodle Vague, Saturday, 3 May 2008 23:59 (fifteen years ago) link

I don't remember there being that much NES shit on the original list.

Noodle Vague, Sunday, 4 May 2008 00:01 (fifteen years ago) link

xposts, fair enough.

Either way, this thread + fresh start to <4 months of summer vacation without a job or anything to do. . .

mehlt, Sunday, 4 May 2008 00:12 (fifteen years ago) link

http://www.retroscene.co.uk/prodimages/c64/m/rainbow-islands.jpg

why is there a cassette tape with this game

also this thread is fucken siccening 2 me

cankles, Sunday, 4 May 2008 00:38 (fifteen years ago) link

Man. I was top voter on a lot of these, huh? Tho I've probably blown my load at this point. Unless Fallout makes the list (or unless I'm the unlikely highest vote on Monkey Island).

And Casino - FFVII came out when I was 13 and was probably the first kind of massive console JRPG I played. I think I also played Fallout that year, and the two together really stand out in my mind.

Mordy, Sunday, 4 May 2008 00:41 (fifteen years ago) link

Yeah FFVII is a big touchstone for gamers born between 84 and 87 or so

max, Sunday, 4 May 2008 00:47 (fifteen years ago) link

in my experience at least

max, Sunday, 4 May 2008 00:47 (fifteen years ago) link

<3 jetset radio, loved the cartoon-type 3d colouring - it's the first game I recall it in. Loved the feel of skating, the grinds and the little speed boosts you could get by bouncing/scraping off vertical surfaces. On the first level you could do an entire loop of grinds and jumps without ever touching the floor and actually skating and i used to just love going round and round and round...

ledge, Sunday, 4 May 2008 00:49 (fifteen years ago) link

Think it would almost be worth getting a dreamcast again just for that and MSR and chu-chu rocket.

ledge, Sunday, 4 May 2008 00:50 (fifteen years ago) link

Yeah, Max. That's pretty deadon IMHO.

Mordy, Sunday, 4 May 2008 00:51 (fifteen years ago) link

Huh - that makes sense actually. I was born in 81 so my peak years of impressionability were just slightly earlier. Funny thing, though, with the exception of Secret of Mana, I hadn't played any of the great 16-bit RPGs by the time FF7 came out, unless you count Shining Force, which is a tactics game and also FUCKING AWESOME. But I didn't play FF7 until I had my own PSX, ie summer of 2000. By that time, I'd caught up on ChronoTrigger and FF6 and so, in a kind of delayed action, I was living out the spirit of '81.

I always loved the look of Jet Set/Grind Radio but never got the chance to play it - did it ever get ported off Dreamcast?

hahha i was singing the chu chu rocket song last night on my walk home!

Doctor Casino, Sunday, 4 May 2008 00:53 (fifteen years ago) link

But I'd like to flesh out this generational idea more - I guess it depends what really qualifies as a touchstone game. (Our various top tens, maybe?)

Doctor Casino, Sunday, 4 May 2008 00:54 (fifteen years ago) link

weirdly, i played tmnt: the arcade game (both in the arcade and on NES) to death but don't think i ever played turtles in time.

Jordan, Sunday, 4 May 2008 01:02 (fifteen years ago) link

the games i remember most from my most impressionable years (i.e. middle school and first couple years of high school)--goldeneye, FFVII, and super smash bros.

max, Sunday, 4 May 2008 01:06 (fifteen years ago) link

and maybe mariokart 64

max, Sunday, 4 May 2008 01:06 (fifteen years ago) link

Mario Kart 64 has been a joy in my life at several different moments - playing it to death with my brother and sister a couple summers after it came out...then again in 03-04 with my roommates and their respective boyfriends and girlfriends. Such a blast.

The most impressionable years games for me from those years (some of which we will hopefully see later on in this poll) - Ultima 7, Ultima Underworld, Civilization, LucasArts games. Slightly later, Duke Nukem 3D... middle school and first couple years of high school are funny for me because it's a period where the NES was sort of in its death throes but except for three games for the Genesis, I didn't have a 16-bit console of my own. PC gaming I was very on top of but the technology slipped completely past me with Quake, and that was it.

Doctor Casino, Sunday, 4 May 2008 01:16 (fifteen years ago) link

http://www.wargamer.com/articles/y2k_awards/aoe2-2.jpg

peter james, Sunday, 4 May 2008 01:20 (fifteen years ago) link

http://www.gamasutra.com/features/20061208/simcopter.jpg

peter james, Sunday, 4 May 2008 01:27 (fifteen years ago) link

http://minicastle.files.wordpress.com/2007/04/star-fox-64.jpg

peter james, Sunday, 4 May 2008 01:33 (fifteen years ago) link

stop that

Doctor Casino, Sunday, 4 May 2008 02:00 (fifteen years ago) link

people with worst top votes:
Mordechai Shinefield
Lois Jagger
HI DERE (tentative)

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Sunday, 4 May 2008 02:20 (fifteen years ago) link

RONG.

Mordy, Sunday, 4 May 2008 02:42 (fifteen years ago) link

Catsup is just jealous that Aeris never wanted to hook up with him.

Mordy, Sunday, 4 May 2008 02:44 (fifteen years ago) link

uh to this: Catsup is just jealous that Aeris never wanted to hook up with him.

HI DERE, Sunday, 4 May 2008 02:57 (fifteen years ago) link

FFVII, at the end of the day, was a big bag of dicks.

HI DERE, Sunday, 4 May 2008 02:57 (fifteen years ago) link

http://ff.munkyisland.com/images/ff7/aeris_tifa_yuffie2.jpg

This kind of thing also a part of my cold distance from FF7.

Doctor Casino, Sunday, 4 May 2008 02:59 (fifteen years ago) link

in terms of aeris hooking up with Catsup, i mean.

Doctor Casino, Sunday, 4 May 2008 03:00 (fifteen years ago) link

FFVII, at the end of the day, was a big bag of dicks.

-- HI DERE, Sunday, May 4, 2008 2:57 AM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

OTM. I think we have like identical tastes for games.

bnw, Sunday, 4 May 2008 03:04 (fifteen years ago) link

I always thought it was total bullshit when people actually FOR REAL, DRAMATICALLY died in those games, given that every five minutes you bring party members back from the dead with potions they sell at the corner store!

Doctor Casino, Sunday, 4 May 2008 03:16 (fifteen years ago) link

Phoenix Downs aren't the answer to everything. :(

Mordy, Sunday, 4 May 2008 03:17 (fifteen years ago) link

Shit I forgot to vote in this. Oh well.

Trayce, Sunday, 4 May 2008 03:19 (fifteen years ago) link

later FF games have the among the most boring combat systems ever.

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Sunday, 4 May 2008 03:51 (fifteen years ago) link

I can't believe I missed this whole thing until now. Thought it was a resurrected thread.

why is there a cassette tape with this game
So young, so young...

forksclovetofu, Sunday, 4 May 2008 04:41 (fifteen years ago) link

i really wanted to vote in this, but every time i thought about it i got really lazy.

Creeztophair, Sunday, 4 May 2008 06:22 (fifteen years ago) link

I didn't vote in this since my board participation has been way down lately thanks to non-desk-job, and I'm the guy who started up the game subboard. More of you need to visit ILG.

Also, the fact that Grim Fandango and Planescape are so far low on the list means that it has issues.

kingfish, Sunday, 4 May 2008 07:06 (fifteen years ago) link

Also, I daresay that ILG has not been as fun as it once was, with Gzeus and Darramous not around. I gave Tombot mod privs specifically to fuck with those two, and much entertainment resulted.

kingfish, Sunday, 4 May 2008 07:08 (fifteen years ago) link

For what it's worth, my faves:

Ultima IV/V/VII
Grim Fandango
Planescape: Torment
Baldur's Gate 2
Gyruss
Legend of Zelda / Link to the Past / Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time
Jet Grind Radio
Tie Fighter/Xwing
Bionic Commando
Rez
Psychonauts
Civ 1 / 2 / 4
NHL 94 (whatever the last year they had fighting)
Earthbound
Monkey Island 1 / 2
Fallout 1 / 2

kingfish, Sunday, 4 May 2008 07:18 (fifteen years ago) link

later FF games have the among the most boring combat systems ever.

This is my mantra.

Kingfish I think the list gains some interesting perspectives from being on ILE. I'm gonna end up disagreeing with three quarters of it, but that's the point of polls really. I'm confident some of today's placing are gonna be COMPLETELY EFFING NUTS.

Third point, Britishes: the NES never really did any serious business over here, did it?

Noodle Vague, Sunday, 4 May 2008 07:21 (fifteen years ago) link

Kingfish I think the list gains some interesting perspectives from being on ILE.

I agree. I just wish we could go back to having bookmarked boards as I personally found that that feature far better facilitated board-surfing than the current set-up.

kingfish, Sunday, 4 May 2008 07:26 (fifteen years ago) link

I just use site new answers 99 percent of the time now, but it does affect how you use ILX.

Noodle Vague, Sunday, 4 May 2008 07:27 (fifteen years ago) link

why is there a cassette tape with this game

-- cankles, Sunday, 4 May 2008 00:38 (8 hours ago) Link

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/5/52/Commodore-Datassette.jpg

Dom Passantino, Sunday, 4 May 2008 08:42 (fifteen years ago) link

people calling each other out for being bigger nerds on the

oh fuck it I'll have more fun with the end of that sentence tomorrow

El Tomboto, Sunday, 4 May 2008 10:06 (fifteen years ago) link

http://retrograde.trustno1.org/pics/WIZ1_1.GIF
http://retrograde.trustno1.org/pics/WIZ1_2.GIF

This was the first home game to really suck me in deeply. Wizardry also was the first fantasy RPG computer game to use mock 3d graphics.

It's still fun too.

Nate Carson, Sunday, 4 May 2008 10:11 (fifteen years ago) link

If Trayce forgot to vote, were there any other girls aside from me who voted? Not saying that it'd have any impact on the results (I highly doubt that it would, tbh), just interested as the thread is entirely male.

emil.y, Sunday, 4 May 2008 10:55 (fifteen years ago) link

I'm just as god made me, ma'am.

Noodle Vague, Sunday, 4 May 2008 10:56 (fifteen years ago) link

#51: Gran Turismo series (1997-)
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/0/06/Gran_Turismo_4.jpg
http://image.com.com/gamespot/images/screenshots/ps2/granturismo3/gt3_0322_screen001.jpg
Developer:Polyphony Digital
Publisher:Sony Computer Entertainment
Original format:PlayStation
Highest position:#5, Upt0eleven

Dom Passantino, Sunday, 4 May 2008 11:42 (fifteen years ago) link

*#50, not #51

Dom Passantino, Sunday, 4 May 2008 11:45 (fifteen years ago) link

bullshit reward at the end tho: 'now go play it again and this time collect the jewels in the right order on every island, sucker'

Hell yeah. I remember what a dissappointment this was after weeks, if not months, of playing this game with my friends, and when we finally, finally make it through the last level, then we get this message?! Did anyone actually complete the game properly?

Still, alongside Mario 3 it's one of the greatest platform games ever.

Tuomas, Sunday, 4 May 2008 11:56 (fifteen years ago) link

#49: Chuckie Egg (1983)
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/e/ed/Electron_Chuckie_Egg_inlay.jpg
http://www.bbcmicrogames.com/screenshots/chuckie-egg1.gif
Developer:A&F Software
Publisher:A&F Software
Original format:ZX Spectrum
Highest position:#2, Thomas, Raw Patrick

Dom Passantino, Sunday, 4 May 2008 12:00 (fifteen years ago) link

now there's one of the greatest platformers ever

ledge, Sunday, 4 May 2008 12:03 (fifteen years ago) link

I thought pretty hard about voting for Jet Set Radio #1, actually - in the I put it behind four games that I enjoyed less, loved less, but thought were 'better' in some way.

Things I love about it: it hits this amazing blend between allowing mad improvisation and being really really hard, loads of learning-by-dying that gets you free to make it up and feel so fly? The soundtrack! From the radio station to the voice that says "Mmmmembers of the golden rhino" on the last level & is the best sound in videogames. The stages on the American version, with cube and combo and that grind square level and the park where you could do that insane 200-plus combo across the whole zone. The way, like GTA, it changes the whole way you look at a city when you blink into daylight.

Gravel Puzzleworth, Sunday, 4 May 2008 12:10 (fifteen years ago) link

It's the best and last and most Sega game ever.

Gravel Puzzleworth, Sunday, 4 May 2008 12:10 (fifteen years ago) link

#48: Marble Madness (1984)
http://www.gamechoiceclub.com/image/md_g_marble_mads.gif
http://www.infinite-loop.at/Power64/Images/Screenshots_OSX/MarbleMadness.png
Developer:Atari Games
Publisher:Atari Games
Original format:Arcade
Highest position:

Dom Passantino, Sunday, 4 May 2008 12:16 (fifteen years ago) link

No highest position?

emil.y, Sunday, 4 May 2008 12:17 (fifteen years ago) link

#1, Zach Scott. I've not got back into the rhythm of this thing yet.

Dom Passantino, Sunday, 4 May 2008 12:18 (fifteen years ago) link

I have... 5? games on here so far.

Marble Madness was the SHIT. Remember when the soundtrack mp3s were posted on ILM several years ago?

HI DERE, Sunday, 4 May 2008 12:21 (fifteen years ago) link

#47: Pac-Man (1980)
http://scottthong.files.wordpress.com/2007/02/pacman.jpg
http://www.pocketpcmag.com/newsl_NPR/images_05_05/5770-PAC-MAN.jpg
Developer:Namco
Publisher:Namco
Original format:Arcade
Highest position:#2, Alex In Baltimore

Dom Passantino, Sunday, 4 May 2008 12:33 (fifteen years ago) link

love the Pacmania graphics
http://games.mattsarrel.com/images/PAC-MANIA.jpg

but it just wasn't the same somehow

i got to play Pacman on a topdown system in the Northwood Hills pub (Elton's first gig) in the mid 80s. g'times.

blueski, Sunday, 4 May 2008 12:40 (fifteen years ago) link

also fond memories of Commodore 16 Pacman clone 'Exorcist'

blueski, Sunday, 4 May 2008 12:42 (fifteen years ago) link

Pac-Man's character design is based on a pizza with a solitary slice taken out. True fact.

Dom Passantino, Sunday, 4 May 2008 12:42 (fifteen years ago) link

#46: Castlevania: Symphony of the Night (1997)
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/c/cf/Castlevania_SOTN_PAL.jpg
http://top100media.ign.com/top100/2007/images/ign_top_game_15.jpg
Developer:KCE Tokyo
Publisher:Konami
Original format:PlayStation
Highest position:#4, deej

Dom Passantino, Sunday, 4 May 2008 12:53 (fifteen years ago) link

Pac-Man's character design is based on a pizza with a solitary slice taken out. True fact.

NO IS HAMBURGER I READ IT IN MAGAZIN

blueski, Sunday, 4 May 2008 12:56 (fifteen years ago) link

Pac-Man is cool and all, but Ms. Pac-Man is the really enduring classic. One of the few arcade games I've ever really felt a zen with, if only for a few isolated moments.

SYMPHONY OF THE NIGHT IS THE BOMB. I don't know what any of us could say that hasn't already been said, but for me it's really the pinnacle of everything I love in a 2D game...you find cool shit with cool animations to reward you, you whack AWESOME enemies with a huge variety of weapons, you explore, find secrets, discover that your new gear lets you get into things you couldn't get into before, DISCOVER THAT THE WHOLE TIME YOU'VE ONLY BEEN IN HALF THE GAME, raise levels without having to really worry about it too much....it's really really really a blast.

The only flaws: the "magic" system with its special moves a la Street Fighter just never drew me in... and unfortunately they built in levels of power you could achieve that were preposterously beyond anything necessary to complete the entire game. I can't remember the scale of the levels for Alucard, but basically the last twenty or fifty or something are superfluous. You get great visual payoffs for maxing out the Familiars, but there's nothing left to fight that you need them for - always thought there should have been another set of areas that you can't even access until you're at a certain level of power, then you're strong enough to break down some wall or something. But I also think it says something that just fighting shit and leveling up in this game is enough fun, on its own, to be entertaining long after you're able to beat the damn game with no problem.

Doctor Casino, Sunday, 4 May 2008 13:17 (fifteen years ago) link

#45: Dance Dance Revolution series (1998-)
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/e/ec/Dance_Dance_Revolution_North_American_arcade_machine_3.jpg
http://a248.e.akamai.net/f/248/5462/2h/images.gamezone.com/screens/29/7/7/s29707_ps2_4.jpg
Developer:Konami
Publisher:Konami
Original format:Arcade
Highest position:#1, KenC

Dom Passantino, Sunday, 4 May 2008 13:18 (fifteen years ago) link

I'm on the run this weekend so I can't post much but just wanted to say that I'm happy Contra made it on the list and I hope it wasn't just my crazy high vote for it that got it there, because that's a totally fun shooter still. When you get the spread gun (btw loved that name at age 13) it was the kind of thrill that you didn't get until Doom, and even then it wasn't the same b/c of the first-person perspective. Plus destroying the HUGE FUCKING HEART at the end!!!!!!

Euler, Sunday, 4 May 2008 13:22 (fifteen years ago) link

i voted for Contra because of it's influence on Turrican and loads of other things

blueski, Sunday, 4 May 2008 13:33 (fifteen years ago) link

#44: Wii Sports (2006)
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/e/e0/Wii_Sports_Europe.jpg
http://fallingsky.blogs.com/falling_sky/wii-sports-20061020011945307.jpg
Developer:Nintendo EAD
Publisher:Nintendo
Original format:Nintendo Wii
Highest position:#7, Upt0eleven

Dom Passantino, Sunday, 4 May 2008 13:34 (fifteen years ago) link

DDR is awesome. Should've been higher.

emil.y, Sunday, 4 May 2008 13:35 (fifteen years ago) link

unless you are a clumsy oaf, so becoming a torture device from HELL (with added public humiliation sob)

zappi, Sunday, 4 May 2008 13:51 (fifteen years ago) link

#43: Micro Machines (1991)
http://www.nesplayer.com/features/aladdin/box/micromachines.jpg
http://www.fabricoffolly.co.uk/images/games/micromachines2.gif
Developer:Codemasters
Publisher:Codemasters
Original format:NES
Highest position:#2, Stet

Dom Passantino, Sunday, 4 May 2008 13:53 (fifteen years ago) link

Hah, how did i know that kenc was going to vote DDR as #1

phil-two, Sunday, 4 May 2008 13:55 (fifteen years ago) link

I like you can tell just from my 2 "highest position" mentions so far that I'm a lifelong Nintendo owner who doesn't really give a shit about gaming, and just voted for 10 games I like to represent for the philistine non-gamer demographic. I'll probably be highest position for at least 2 other games.

Alex in Baltimore, Sunday, 4 May 2008 13:56 (fifteen years ago) link

unless you are a clumsy oaf, so becoming a torture device from HELL (with added public humiliation sob)

-- zappi

Nah, I am both a clumsy oaf and a ph4ttey, and I still love it to bits. Although challenging people whilst drunk at ATP at 4am is NEVER A GOOD IDEA.

emil.y, Sunday, 4 May 2008 14:08 (fifteen years ago) link

#42: Portal (2007)
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/9/9f/Portal_standalonebox.jpg
http://www.stuffwelike.com/stuffwelike/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/portals.jpg
Developer:Valve Corporation
Publisher:Valve Corporation
Original format:Xbox 360
Highest position:#3, bnw

Dom Passantino, Sunday, 4 May 2008 14:17 (fifteen years ago) link

So...you like, make portals? To other rooms that have portals in them?

Doctor Casino, Sunday, 4 May 2008 14:32 (fifteen years ago) link

ohwait, I get it, one of those is a portal to the other?

Doctor Casino, Sunday, 4 May 2008 14:32 (fifteen years ago) link

IF ONLY I HAD SOME WAY TO GET TO THE ROOM I'M ALREADY IN

Doctor Casino, Sunday, 4 May 2008 14:33 (fifteen years ago) link

would Cube have made a good video game (before being a film)?

blueski, Sunday, 4 May 2008 14:35 (fifteen years ago) link

#41: Singstar series (2004-)
http://www.gameparents.com/reviews/images/PS2_Singstar_90s.jpg
http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2006/11/06/icon1_singstar_wideweb__470x312,0.jpg
Developer:London Studio
Publisher:Sony Computer Entertainment
Original format:PlayStation 2
Highest position:#2, Ledge

Dom Passantino, Sunday, 4 May 2008 14:36 (fifteen years ago) link

#40: Arkanoid (1986)
http://www.whatisthe2gs.apple2.org.za/the_fairway/game_pages/game_boxes_large/arkanoid.jpg
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/a/a2/Arkanoid.png
Developer:Taito
Publisher:Romstar
Original format:Arcade
Highest position:#9, antexit, emil.y

Dom Passantino, Sunday, 4 May 2008 15:00 (fifteen years ago) link

had that at #11. remember the arcade cabinet with the dial control.

blueski, Sunday, 4 May 2008 15:07 (fifteen years ago) link

Feel a bit weepy even looking at Chuckie Egg.

Arkanoid was what they had in my local swimming baths and I was never feeling it.

Raw Patrick, Sunday, 4 May 2008 15:09 (fifteen years ago) link

what was that version where the bricks disappear to reveal nude anime girls?

blueski, Sunday, 4 May 2008 15:12 (fifteen years ago) link

Arkanoid:Base 57

Raw Patrick, Sunday, 4 May 2008 15:13 (fifteen years ago) link

These oldie games (i.e. games I actually recognize, because they're from the time I still played them) are doing surprisingly well. I predict a surprise victory for Pong!

Tuomas, Sunday, 4 May 2008 15:17 (fifteen years ago) link

#39: The Legend of Zelda (1986)
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/4/41/Legend_of_zelda_cover_%28with_cartridge%29_gold.png
http://www.gamethink.net/IMG/png/NES_Legend_of_Zelda_1.png
Developer:Nintendo R&D4
Publisher:Nintendo
Original format:Famicom Disk System
Highest position:#8, bnw

Dom Passantino, Sunday, 4 May 2008 15:21 (fifteen years ago) link

I was a bit unsure about having it top 10, but it's just ridiculously addictive. Must make bricks disappear! Kill them!

(I had a whole load of the oldie games in my list = repping the non-real gamers front)

xpost

emil.y, Sunday, 4 May 2008 15:21 (fifteen years ago) link

Possibly the last time invaluable appeared on box art.

Raw Patrick, Sunday, 4 May 2008 15:22 (fifteen years ago) link

Wasn't Zelda one of those games where, once you've finished it, you actually have to play the whole damn game again, except that it's harder?

Tuomas, Sunday, 4 May 2008 15:25 (fifteen years ago) link

#38: Another World (1991)
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/b/b9/Another_World_Coverart.png
http://img.hexus.net/v2/gaming/aw/aw_large_1.jpg
Developer:Eric Chahi
Publisher:US Gold
Original format:Commodore Amiga
Highest position:#1, abanana

Dom Passantino, Sunday, 4 May 2008 15:38 (fifteen years ago) link

Dammit, I missed the unveiling of Marble Madness. Once again, I will desperately try to get people to watch this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_25_rzqh-BI

Z S, Sunday, 4 May 2008 15:46 (fifteen years ago) link

I played another version (I think?) of Another World called Out of this World, for SNES. Really sweet game.

Z S, Sunday, 4 May 2008 15:47 (fifteen years ago) link

Same game, it was called "Out of this World" in America, for some reason.

Dom Passantino, Sunday, 4 May 2008 15:51 (fifteen years ago) link

#37: Final Fantasy Tactics (1997)
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/4/4b/Fftbox.jpg
http://l.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/us/ga/buzz/feature/vg11/hg07_finalfantasytactics_vs.jpg
Developer:Square
Publisher:Square
Original format:PlayStation
Highest position:#2, lamp

Dom Passantino, Sunday, 4 May 2008 15:54 (fifteen years ago) link

Jeez, the cover of the game up there goes out of its way to mention TWICE that the game took 2 years to make.

Z S, Sunday, 4 May 2008 15:56 (fifteen years ago) link

I should have made FFT my #2 (it was my #3). Absolutely perfect game, at least until you get Orlandu near the end, and he's so goddamn awesome that the difficulty balance is thrown off. Whatever though, by that point you've had like thirty 40 minute long battles in a row and it's nice to finally kick some ass.

Unfortunately, Square Enix responded to the massive praise for the game's (relatively) serious and mature storyline by making the sequels all about little kids and turning the bloody battles into little wittle judged contests.

Z S, Sunday, 4 May 2008 16:01 (fifteen years ago) link

#36: Katamari Damacy (2004)
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/a/aa/KatamariDamacybox.jpg
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/4/48/Kata27.jpg
Developer:Namco
Publisher:Namco
Original format:PlayStation 2
Highest position:#1, Ess Kay

Dom Passantino, Sunday, 4 May 2008 16:11 (fifteen years ago) link

Thought that would have more no 1 votes.

Raw Patrick, Sunday, 4 May 2008 16:15 (fifteen years ago) link

That (Katmari) makes elven games I voted for so far. I thought pretty hard about making FFT my #1 vote since, aside from the Civilzation series, it's the game that I've spent the most time playing. It's also the first game that motivated me to contribute to GameFAQs.

Absolutely perfect game, at least until you get Orlandu near the end, and he's so goddamn awesome that the difficulty balance is thrown off

The great thing about Tactics is that you can make it as hard or as difficult as you like. I've finished the game using only Oracles and I've got a save file where I used the Level Up/Down trick to max my party's stats. 999 damage every hit. All the hidden characters kinda suck tho.

Lamp, Sunday, 4 May 2008 16:18 (fifteen years ago) link

Another World was amazing but still, no Flashback

DG, Sunday, 4 May 2008 16:23 (fifteen years ago) link

The hidden characters DO kinda suck.

I don't know, though, can't you make pretty much any game as easy or difficult as you want? I remember playing Mario 3 upside-down hanging off the couch (and I've heard of other people who have done that as well).

Z S, Sunday, 4 May 2008 16:24 (fifteen years ago) link

(xpost)

Z S, Sunday, 4 May 2008 16:25 (fifteen years ago) link

#35: Monkey Island 2: LeChuck's Revenge (1991)
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/6/68/Mi2cover.jpg
http://www.worldofmi.com/images/categories/3/screen03.gif
Developer:LucasArts
Publisher:LucasArts
Original format:PC DOS
Highest position:#6, upt0eleven

Dom Passantino, Sunday, 4 May 2008 16:28 (fifteen years ago) link

i can't choose between that and the first one

DG, Sunday, 4 May 2008 16:33 (fifteen years ago) link

Arkanoid...it was in the lower tiers of my ballot, and once again it's a game that really stands for a small but delightful genre, Breakout clones. The obscure Blockbuster for C64 was possibly a little more robust and varied, but Arkanoid nails down the formula - you bust bricks, and also you occasionally get some power-ups to make things easier (or harder for that matter). It also may have originated the brutal twist where the ball keeps getting faster and faster, which is hard, but also makes you gradually feel like an IN THE ZONE badass, ONE WITH THE GAME as you intercept the ball at seemingly impossible speeds.

Monkey Island 2, I'll refrain from comment since I assume the first one will show up eventually...

The first Zelda was great...cool sounds, difficult in a way that was never really cheap...you could, slowly, make progress in the thing even if you weren't born to game. It didn't show up in my ballot - I think I figured that Link to the Past was basically the same game but better across the board.

Doctor Casino, Sunday, 4 May 2008 16:42 (fifteen years ago) link

#34: Sensible Soccer series (1992-1998)
http://www.atari-shop.nl/jaguarusedgames/sensiblesoccer.jpg
http://amiga.nostalgie.free.fr/disk/simulation/screenshots/sensible.jpg
Developer:Sensible Software
Publisher:Sensible Software
Original format:Commodore Amiga
Highest position:#1, blueski

Dom Passantino, Sunday, 4 May 2008 16:44 (fifteen years ago) link

^had that as my #2 game. Just... amazing, I don't think a game has ever _played_ as well as it.

Dom Passantino, Sunday, 4 May 2008 16:46 (fifteen years ago) link

Damn, I've gotta head up to lol campus and do work for most of the afternoon. I'll be looking forward to seeing the rest of the list when I get back home though.

Z S, Sunday, 4 May 2008 16:46 (fifteen years ago) link

ha i hate football and even i liked sensible soccer

DG, Sunday, 4 May 2008 16:48 (fifteen years ago) link

* Sensible Soccer spawned several clones, amongst them Croteam's Football Glory, for which they were sued by Sensible Software. The game's Croatian programmer claimed to have never seen, let alone played, Sensible Soccer.
* The graphic style of the game was used in other Sensible Software games, such as Mega Lo Mania, Cannon Fodder and Sensible Golf.
* One Christmas, a free Sensible Software minigame was included on an Amiga Format cover disk. Called Cannon Soccer, it was essentially two bonus levels of Cannon Fodder (one of Sensible Software's other titles) in which the soldiers fought hordes of Sensible Soccer players in a snowy landscape.
* On the Amiga Power Coverdisk 21 one of the demos was "Sensible Soccer Meets Bulldog Blighty". This featured a mode of play that involved replacing players with soldiers from Cannon Fodder, and the ball with a hand grenade. The grenade would randomly begin to flash eventually exploding, killing any nearby players.
* Sensible World of Moon Soccer a free covermount disk included with an issue of Amiga Action magazine in the UK,play as Moon united. featured low gravity, a cratered pitch and hordes of alien players to trade.[5]
* The developers released a humorous spin-off called unSensible Soccer which consisted of apples vs oranges instead of men. It was released as a free covermount disk with some magazines at the time.
* SWOS 1996 received a score of 96% from Amiga Power, the highest mark given for any game in their 65-issue run.
* Sensible World of Soccer (1994) received recognition as one of the Ten Most Important Video Games of All Time by the History of Science and Technology Collections at Stanford University.
* The game was almost published by Virgin Games, but they insisted on it being called Virgin Soccer.

Dom Passantino, Sunday, 4 May 2008 16:51 (fifteen years ago) link

SS/SWOS brilliance includes the 'inertia balance' and sense of weight of players, more sluggish than early FIFA (and Kick Off obv) but as with Mario it just felt totally right (actually it was still all too fast for my liking, unless you played a Div 2 game or India vs Malaysia etc.)

In SWOS manager mode i took Wycombe into the top flight and UEFA Cup, won the treble with Real Madrid and then lead England to a World Cup with a Robbie Fowler header against Germany in the final. Greatest game experience ever.

blueski, Sunday, 4 May 2008 16:54 (fifteen years ago) link

#33: The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time (1998)
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/e/e2/ZeldaOoTbox.png
http://www.igniq.com/images/zelda_online_ocarina_of_time_170805.jpg
Developer:Nintendo EAD
Publisher:Nintendo
Original format:Nintendo 64
Highest position:#5, KenC

Dom Passantino, Sunday, 4 May 2008 16:59 (fifteen years ago) link

Still really really want them to release the new version for Vista so I can play people online xp

blueski, Sunday, 4 May 2008 17:00 (fifteen years ago) link

ocarina of time higher than the original: all credibility lost

jhøshea, Sunday, 4 May 2008 17:02 (fifteen years ago) link

So much Zelda. I've never played any, and don't have any particular burning desire to do so. What's so good about these games, guys?

emil.y, Sunday, 4 May 2008 17:02 (fifteen years ago) link

didn't it get 10 out of 10 in EDGE?

blueski, Sunday, 4 May 2008 17:03 (fifteen years ago) link

I do like ocarinas, mind you.

emil.y, Sunday, 4 May 2008 17:03 (fifteen years ago) link

http://www.concertflute.com/images/OcarinaMakerDiagram001.jpg

emil.y, Sunday, 4 May 2008 17:04 (fifteen years ago) link

The N64 Zeldas are totally cool though! Majora's Mask blows this one away though, with the sheer density of sub-quests and things to do. Ocarina feels quite sparse in comparison.

Doctor Casino, Sunday, 4 May 2008 17:04 (fifteen years ago) link

ding ding ding

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Sunday, 4 May 2008 17:11 (fifteen years ago) link

only one that has any sort of claim to place higher than the original is the snes one - i feel like theyve really lost the plot w/this series - anyone play the last one omg so baaaad

mario on the other hand just keeps rolling

jhøshea, Sunday, 4 May 2008 17:13 (fifteen years ago) link

What's cool about Zelda = consistently one of the best syntheses in gaming between "action" and "puzzle" gaming, with an "adventure" format to help differentiate things, ie you get to do exploration and also you acquire equipment along the way that introduces new kinds of puzzles.

Doctor Casino, Sunday, 4 May 2008 17:15 (fifteen years ago) link

most retarded kotaku post ever: http://kotaku.com/gaming/ocarina/ocarinas-not-just-for-link-any-more-256174.php

abanana, Sunday, 4 May 2008 17:16 (fifteen years ago) link

#32: Madden NFL series (1988-)
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/3/3c/John_madden_football.jpg
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/c/c7/Madden06Screen.jpg
Developer:Electronic Arts Tiburon
Publisher:EA Sports
Original format:Commodore 64
Highest position:#4, Euler

Dom Passantino, Sunday, 4 May 2008 17:16 (fifteen years ago) link

abanana, it is even more retarded because I'm fairly sure that shape isn't the most common shape of ocarina at all.

emil.y, Sunday, 4 May 2008 17:20 (fifteen years ago) link

The cover of John Madden Football looks like a Rodney Dangerfield movie.

emil.y, Sunday, 4 May 2008 17:21 (fifteen years ago) link

Can anyone tell that I'm procrastinating furiously?

emil.y, Sunday, 4 May 2008 17:21 (fifteen years ago) link

Oh god, kill me now.

emil.y, Sunday, 4 May 2008 17:22 (fifteen years ago) link

american football is the crappest sport ever

DG, Sunday, 4 May 2008 17:27 (fifteen years ago) link

even worse than curling

DG, Sunday, 4 May 2008 17:28 (fifteen years ago) link

ha u know nothing abt football or curling

jhøshea, Sunday, 4 May 2008 17:30 (fifteen years ago) link

emil.y stop procrastinating. 11 days left!

Raw Patrick, Sunday, 4 May 2008 17:31 (fifteen years ago) link

i know less than nothing and am quite content to keep it that way

DG, Sunday, 4 May 2008 17:31 (fifteen years ago) link

i know nothing abt this game except that i hate it!

jhøshea, Sunday, 4 May 2008 17:32 (fifteen years ago) link

I'm retracting my support of returning ILX to DG.

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Sunday, 4 May 2008 17:32 (fifteen years ago) link

me and my big mouth

DG, Sunday, 4 May 2008 17:32 (fifteen years ago) link

come on britishes back me up here, am i right or am i right?

DG, Sunday, 4 May 2008 17:33 (fifteen years ago) link

I wonder if Fallout is going to show up?

Let's speculate as to the #1:

Super Metroid
Super Mario World
Mario 3

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Sunday, 4 May 2008 17:34 (fifteen years ago) link

#31: Half-Life (1998)
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/f/fa/Half-Life_Cover_Art.jpg
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/6/65/Halflife_ingame.jpg
Developer:Valve Software
Publisher:Sierra Studios
Original format:PC Windows
Highest position:#3, caek

Dom Passantino, Sunday, 4 May 2008 17:34 (fifteen years ago) link

this some weak trolling homes

jhøshea, Sunday, 4 May 2008 17:34 (fifteen years ago) link

This game bored me to tears.

Raw Patrick, Sunday, 4 May 2008 17:35 (fifteen years ago) link

American football is fucking great; speaking as someone too scrawny and anti-social to play it on a team at any point in my life. Soccer is a horrible communist abomination.

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Sunday, 4 May 2008 17:36 (fifteen years ago) link

this some weak trolling homes

-- jhøshea, Sunday, May 4, 2008 5:34 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Link

Raw Patrick, Sunday, 4 May 2008 17:36 (fifteen years ago) link

Has it been 10 years since Half Life? Daaaaaaaaamn. I remember playing Counter Strike at my first office job.

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Sunday, 4 May 2008 17:37 (fifteen years ago) link

Half-Life cover character = nerdiest looking 'hero' ever?

blueski, Sunday, 4 May 2008 17:37 (fifteen years ago) link

Soccer is a horrible communist abomination.

-- Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Sunday, 4 May 2008 18:36 (21 seconds ago) Bookmark Link

Not getting into this argument, but American sports are based around the draft system, which seems to me to be the only currently existing example of full-scale Marxism in the Western world. Football, on the other hand, is straight-up capitalism: the team who has the richest Russian oil magnate/Italian media mogul/faceless Saudi investment group bankrolling it wins the most trophies.

Dom Passantino, Sunday, 4 May 2008 17:37 (fifteen years ago) link

I have an anthology of MEGA reviews from like 1995, this UK sega mag reviewing every genesis game, and they give madden 93 and 94 the second highest scores of *anything* (Sonic 2 is top). And the whole review they're apologizing, saying look, they don't even know the rules of the stupid sport, but this is amazing.

Also Madden 2008 on PS2 with the insane league where you fight invisible icemen and then DEVILS IN HELL = late flowering.

Gravel Puzzleworth, Sunday, 4 May 2008 17:38 (fifteen years ago) link

Tin Pan Alley Tetrapaks 47 Upper Roarington Silly Nannies 6

blueski, Sunday, 4 May 2008 17:39 (fifteen years ago) link

Sports games that have wacky side-shit like that are the best. FIFA has never been better than when you could play IN THE 1930S, with the players all Brylcreamed up and with a sepia tiny camera shot.

xp

Dom Passantino, Sunday, 4 May 2008 17:40 (fifteen years ago) link

Seriously whatever you think of american football, those early-mid nineties madden games have as pixel-perfect a sense of inertia as Sensible Soccer does.

Gravel Puzzleworth, Sunday, 4 May 2008 17:41 (fifteen years ago) link

Aren't Madden games more "tactical" than "smooth" though, presumably like EA Rugby?

Dom Passantino, Sunday, 4 May 2008 17:42 (fifteen years ago) link

Half-Life cover character = nerdiest looking 'hero' ever?

Surely a huge part of its success! You play as a rogue nerd whose nerdy place of employment suddenly becomes exciting and intense and YOU SAVE THE DAY!

re: #1, I still think Tetris has a huge shot at it, with SMB3, Civ, and the usual RPG suspects also being contenders.

Doctor Casino, Sunday, 4 May 2008 17:42 (fifteen years ago) link

#1 Tetris, #2 Civ

Raw Patrick, Sunday, 4 May 2008 17:43 (fifteen years ago) link

The later ones (which I love too) are totally tactical, yeah, these interlocked series of satisfying minature puzzles? Defence is way more boring in them though, as a cost.

Gravel Puzzleworth, Sunday, 4 May 2008 17:44 (fifteen years ago) link

Yea, you're right Dom, but not at the youth/school levels.

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Sunday, 4 May 2008 17:44 (fifteen years ago) link

usual RPG suspects also being contenders.

FF7 already eliminated not boding well

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Sunday, 4 May 2008 17:44 (fifteen years ago) link

I have an anthology of MEGA reviews from like 1995, this UK sega mag reviewing every genesis game, and they give madden 93 and 94 the second highest scores of *anything* (Sonic 2 is top). And the whole review they're apologizing, saying look, they don't even know the rules of the stupid sport, but this is amazing.

yeah i remember a lot of this sort of thing which only added to the WTFness

DG, Sunday, 4 May 2008 17:50 (fifteen years ago) link

Yeah, but I think FF3 and ChronoTrigger may have a broader base of support...

Question for Dom - did games tend to get on the charts through a few high-placed votes or a swell of lower rankings? Like, what was the lowest "highest position"?

Doctor Casino, Sunday, 4 May 2008 17:50 (fifteen years ago) link

Half-Life cover character = nerdiest looking 'hero' ever?

"I haven't ever played Half-Life"

xxp

robertwolf8080, Sunday, 4 May 2008 17:51 (fifteen years ago) link

Also no way GTA:SA and HL2 won't be in Top 5

robertwolf8080, Sunday, 4 May 2008 17:52 (fifteen years ago) link

#30: Resident Evil 4 (2005)
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/c/c6/Re4boxart.jpg
http://media.gameworldnetwork.com/news_shots/201009515745f4c49c3187a.jpg
Developer:Capcom Production Studio 4
Publisher:Capcom
Original format:Nintendo GameCube
Highest position:#2 Jordan Cohen, KenC

Dom Passantino, Sunday, 4 May 2008 17:53 (fifteen years ago) link

Question for Dom - did games tend to get on the charts through a few high-placed votes or a swell of lower rankings? Like, what was the lowest "highest position"?

-- Doctor Casino, Sunday, 4 May 2008 18:50 (8 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

I'll check this at a later point, but in general old school arcade games got a wide spread of low votes, but sports games got a few high placed ones. In general.

Dom Passantino, Sunday, 4 May 2008 18:00 (fifteen years ago) link

Half-Life cover character = nerdiest looking 'hero' ever?

"I haven't ever played Half-Life"

xxp

i did play it but only network multi-player

blueski, Sunday, 4 May 2008 18:04 (fifteen years ago) link

Ok, I'm going to complain about the rank of the original Legend of Zelda. Fuck this. This game is still fun. I played through it in 2006 when my girlfriend was at work and I wasn't feeling good in Boston.

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Sunday, 4 May 2008 18:05 (fifteen years ago) link

If Emlyn Hughes International Soccer and/or Microsoccer don't feature I'll seethe. And no Ultimate PTG yet...guys?

Mister Craig, Sunday, 4 May 2008 18:05 (fifteen years ago) link

#29: We ♥ Katamari (2005)
http://www.joystiq.com/media/2007/06/welovekatamari_realbox.jpg
http://media.herald-dispatch.com/blog/games/uploaded_images/we-love-katamari-4-784168.jpg
Developer:Namco
Publisher:Namco
Original format:PlayStation 2
Highest position:#3, emil.y

Dom Passantino, Sunday, 4 May 2008 18:07 (fifteen years ago) link

Oh come on now, are those two games so different as to have required separate noms/votes?

Doctor Casino, Sunday, 4 May 2008 18:08 (fifteen years ago) link

I wish KD and We <3 Katamari had been reduced to a single nom. Should be way higher than this.

emil.y, Sunday, 4 May 2008 18:09 (fifteen years ago) link

Not getting into this argument, but American sports are based around the draft system, which seems to me to be the only currently existing example of full-scale Marxism in the Western world. Football, on the other hand, is straight-up capitalism: the team who has the richest Russian oil magnate/Italian media mogul/faceless Saudi investment group bankrolling it wins the most trophies.

-- Dom Passantino, Sunday, May 4, 2008 1:37 PM (27 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

ha i like this! someone write a paper stat. btw you left out salary caps and revenue sharing which make american sports even more communistic. (tho baseball doesnt have a salary cap)

jhøshea, Sunday, 4 May 2008 18:09 (fifteen years ago) link

I was going to say the same thing as Dom about UK football - particularly the 'false consciousness' that there is some meritocratic system in it. I don't know shit about that foreign football.

emil.y, Sunday, 4 May 2008 18:15 (fifteen years ago) link

#28: Worms (1995)
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/d/d7/Worms-win-cover.jpg
http://www.classicamiga.com/images/stories/jreviews/games/W/worms_4.png
Developer:Team17
Publisher:Ocean Software
Original format:Commodore Amiga
Highest position:#5, robertwolf8080

Dom Passantino, Sunday, 4 May 2008 18:18 (fifteen years ago) link

why are sensible soccer etc condensed into one nom and these others split up?

DG, Sunday, 4 May 2008 18:19 (fifteen years ago) link

Arbitary decision to make sports games series and non-sports games not.

Dom Passantino, Sunday, 4 May 2008 18:21 (fifteen years ago) link

#27: Iron Man and X-O Manowar in Heavy Metal (1996)

http://www.vgmuseum.com/scans/saturn/saturn-02.jpg

cankles, Sunday, 4 May 2008 18:21 (fifteen years ago) link

Hotlinking is not allowed, dude.

Dom Passantino, Sunday, 4 May 2008 18:22 (fifteen years ago) link

When we do this again in a few decades, I vote for things can only be condensed if they are self-evidently the same game AND the same engine. So Katamari is one entry, but the various sports series or King's Quest or whatever aren't.

Doctor Casino, Sunday, 4 May 2008 18:23 (fifteen years ago) link

when we do this again zelda and metriod should be in the top 10

jhøshea, Sunday, 4 May 2008 18:25 (fifteen years ago) link

When we do this again the top 20 should just be C64 games with digitized speech.

Dom Passantino, Sunday, 4 May 2008 18:28 (fifteen years ago) link

Super Metroid and Link To The Past still have their shots. I would argue that both games are basically the NES games, but with better grahpics and a lot more depth.

Doctor Casino, Sunday, 4 May 2008 18:28 (fifteen years ago) link

fuck! ok does this work

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/e/ef/Iron_Man_and_X-O_Manowar_in_Heavy_Metal_Coverart.png

cankles, Sunday, 4 May 2008 18:29 (fifteen years ago) link

when we do this again all of you ppl should just kill your damn selves - http://209.85.62.26/12257/100/emo/emot-smithicide.gif - and leave me in charge of the listing~

cankles, Sunday, 4 May 2008 18:30 (fifteen years ago) link

#27: Speedball II: Brutal Deluxe (1990)
http://www.mobygames.com/images/covers/large/961176889-00.jpg
http://www.gamershell.com/static/screenshots/8810/182678_full.jpg
Developer:Bitmap Brothers
Publisher:Konami
Original format:Commodore Amiga
Highest position:#1, NateWools

Dom Passantino, Sunday, 4 May 2008 18:32 (fifteen years ago) link

Ah, ffs:

http://www.insidetonic.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/03/s.png

Dom Passantino, Sunday, 4 May 2008 18:33 (fifteen years ago) link

haha buy speed.

What kind of game is this? I'm imagining you are managing some kind of team of "speedball" players? Futuristic arena sport? What do you do?

Doctor Casino, Sunday, 4 May 2008 18:34 (fifteen years ago) link

Might be the first game I don't know at all

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Sunday, 4 May 2008 18:34 (fifteen years ago) link

Dom do you have these in an xls for doing plots of rank vs year etc

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Sunday, 4 May 2008 18:34 (fifteen years ago) link

SB2 was good game apart from the megadrive version had some weird bugs

DG, Sunday, 4 May 2008 18:35 (fifteen years ago) link

It's basically Rollerball: The Game. Endlessly captivating, probably the first game it was ever fun to play through an entire league season of. Lots of wacky power ups and opportunities for bank shots, bonus points for crippling opponents.

xxxxp

Dom Passantino, Sunday, 4 May 2008 18:36 (fifteen years ago) link

glad my nomination made it, didn't think it would

best Bitmap Bros game easily - they pretty much dined out on this as all their other games were meh at best. always intricate graphics and excellent music...but only with SB2 did they get the gameplay bang on imo
(nb never played anything they did after Magic Pockets)

blueski, Sunday, 4 May 2008 18:36 (fifteen years ago) link

Dom do you have these in an xls for doing plots of rank vs year etc

-- Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Sunday, 4 May 2008 19:34 (1 minute ago) Bookmark Link

I don't, know. If you want to knock one up, feel free.

Dom Passantino, Sunday, 4 May 2008 18:37 (fifteen years ago) link

oh wait Chaos Engine was good too sorry xp

blueski, Sunday, 4 May 2008 18:37 (fifteen years ago) link

In chronological order:

* Xenon (1988)
* Speedball (1988)
* Xenon II: Megablast (1989)
* Cadaver
* Speedball 2: Brutal Deluxe (1990)
* Gods (1991)
* Magic Pockets
* The Chaos Engine (1993)
* The Chaos Engine 2 (1996)
* Z (1996)
* Speedball 2100 (2000)
* Z: Steel Soldiers (2001)
* Speedball Arena (cancelled)
* World War II: Frontline Command

Dom Passantino, Sunday, 4 May 2008 18:38 (fifteen years ago) link

Like, what was the lowest "highest position"?

So far #13 for Maniac Mansion and Wolfenstein.

Ok, I'm going to complain about the rank of the original Legend of Zelda.

I limited myself to one vote per series and had to give it to Link to the Past but... yeah, seriously.

Lamp, Sunday, 4 May 2008 18:38 (fifteen years ago) link

did any British games really work it over in the American market? i'm thinking Lemmings will be the highest ranking here

blueski, Sunday, 4 May 2008 18:39 (fifteen years ago) link

I have _no_ idea why Speedball wasn't big in the US... wasn't M.U.D.S. popular over there? Similar game, except more fantasy than sci-fi obv.

Dom Passantino, Sunday, 4 May 2008 18:41 (fifteen years ago) link

Cadaver was AWFUL

Gods I remember really fondly?

Gravel Puzzleworth, Sunday, 4 May 2008 18:43 (fifteen years ago) link

#26: Grand Theft Auto III (2001)
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/b/be/GTA3boxcover.jpg
http://image.com.com/gamespot/images/2001/ps2/gta3/gta3_screen013.jpg
Developer:DMA Design
Publisher:Rockstar Games
Original format:PlayStation 2
Highest position:#4, Louis Jagger

Dom Passantino, Sunday, 4 May 2008 18:45 (fifteen years ago) link

did any British games really work it over in the American market?

that one

DG, Sunday, 4 May 2008 18:47 (fifteen years ago) link

Hah.

Dom Passantino, Sunday, 4 May 2008 18:48 (fifteen years ago) link

looks so bad now :( fuck a progress

DG, Sunday, 4 May 2008 18:50 (fifteen years ago) link

GTA games need El Burro back.

Dom Passantino, Sunday, 4 May 2008 18:52 (fifteen years ago) link

#25: GoldenEye 007 (1997)
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/3/36/GoldenEye007box.jpg
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/f/f3/Returnofallbonds.jpg
Developer:Rareware
Publisher:Nintendo
Original format:Nintendo 64
Highest position:#5, Ledge

Dom Passantino, Sunday, 4 May 2008 18:57 (fifteen years ago) link

is the bottom right one peter hitchens?

DG, Sunday, 4 May 2008 18:57 (fifteen years ago) link

Goldeneye came out a year after Quake

Gravel Puzzleworth, Sunday, 4 May 2008 19:00 (fifteen years ago) link

Quake was not even nominated

Gravel Puzzleworth, Sunday, 4 May 2008 19:00 (fifteen years ago) link

cos it was crap

DG, Sunday, 4 May 2008 19:01 (fifteen years ago) link

Most overrated game of the 90s? That screenshot says it all - four hideous deformed freaks in a completely undifferentiated space. My friend Matt and I played this a couple years ago, and every deathmatch ended with us running out of time before we even found each other to try and shoot it out. Like, "OK, I'm gonna stand still in this room. You come here and shoot me." "Fuck, how do I get over there?" This game sucks.

Doctor Casino, Sunday, 4 May 2008 19:01 (fifteen years ago) link

four hideous deformed freaks in a completely undifferentiated space.

ILX

DG, Sunday, 4 May 2008 19:02 (fifteen years ago) link

I mean, quake looks shit now but at least you could see where you were? And the multiplayer had more than four players? I am still butthurt about this, I guess.

Gravel Puzzleworth, Sunday, 4 May 2008 19:04 (fifteen years ago) link

did any British games really work it over in the American market?

i meant to say before PC games got proper good

blueski, Sunday, 4 May 2008 19:05 (fifteen years ago) link

Quake 2 was nominated, Gravel

blueski, Sunday, 4 May 2008 19:06 (fifteen years ago) link

#24: Bomberman (1983)
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/72/BombermanCover.jpg
http://jumafas.blogvideojuegos.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/bomberman-nes.gif
Developer:Hudson Soft
Publisher:Hudson Soft
Original format:MSX
Highest position:#2, Blueski

Dom Passantino, Sunday, 4 May 2008 19:06 (fifteen years ago) link

elite? it had a NES version xxp

DG, Sunday, 4 May 2008 19:09 (fifteen years ago) link

Bomberman 93 was better

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Sunday, 4 May 2008 19:09 (fifteen years ago) link

really all about getting 4-5 players in on it. completing the game in 1 player mode was great fun too tho - and the Amiga version played a really great italo-ish tune at the end over star warsy credits

blueski, Sunday, 4 May 2008 19:10 (fifteen years ago) link

http://www.ummagurau.com/writing/capnmexico.gif

I <3 Captain Mexico.

Doctor Casino, Sunday, 4 May 2008 19:12 (fifteen years ago) link

http://www.ummagurau.com/writing/cpnspace.gif

Captain Space has a certain charm as well.

Doctor Casino, Sunday, 4 May 2008 19:13 (fifteen years ago) link

#23: Fallout (1997)
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/a/af/Fallout.jpg
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/9/95/Fallout_01.jpg
Developer:Black Isle Studios
Publisher:Interplay
Original format:PC Windows
Highest position:#2, Will M, Ess Kay

Dom Passantino, Sunday, 4 May 2008 19:18 (fifteen years ago) link

wow, kingfish didn't top rank it?

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Sunday, 4 May 2008 19:20 (fifteen years ago) link

one day i'll get round to playing it

DG, Sunday, 4 May 2008 19:22 (fifteen years ago) link

I should have nominated "Battle for Wesnoth"

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Sunday, 4 May 2008 19:25 (fifteen years ago) link

#22: Bubble Bobble (1986)
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/e/ed/Bubble_bobble.jpg
http://72pcfiles.info/72pinconnector/Pictures/BubbleBobbleAction1.png
Developer:Taito
Publisher:Taito
Original format:Arcade
Highest position:#3, Greg Pallis

Dom Passantino, Sunday, 4 May 2008 19:29 (fifteen years ago) link

oh man tempest

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Sunday, 4 May 2008 19:30 (fifteen years ago) link

wow, kingfish didn't top rank it?

i wasn't around to vote. Spent most of the week(and last) at work, then coming home to drink a lot and watch either Harry Sullivan or that hot welsh Gwen chick run thru corridors.

kingfish, Sunday, 4 May 2008 19:31 (fifteen years ago) link

Most overrated game of the 90s? That screenshot says it all - four hideous deformed freaks in a completely undifferentiated space. My friend Matt and I played this a couple years ago, and every deathmatch ended with us running out of time before we even found each other to try and shoot it out. Like, "OK, I'm gonna stand still in this room. You come here and shoot me." "Fuck, how do I get over there?" This game sucks.

No, you suck, GE is the bomb. Except for the caves.

I also did not see this poll, but I've never heard of any of these execrable pre-NES games.

Leee, Sunday, 4 May 2008 19:41 (fifteen years ago) link

#21: Mega Man 2 (1989)
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/b/be/Megaman2_box.jpg
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/5/51/Mega_Man_2_for_NES_screenshot.png
Developer:Capcom
Publisher:Capcom
Original format:NES
Highest position:#1, Jordan Cohen

Dom Passantino, Sunday, 4 May 2008 19:43 (fifteen years ago) link

goldeneye is so classic. so many memories associated with that game.

latebloomer, Sunday, 4 May 2008 19:43 (fifteen years ago) link

meGAYman more like

DG, Sunday, 4 May 2008 19:44 (fifteen years ago) link

Just come upstairs to look at this thread only to find my housemate has left her door open and is lying on her back getting fucked. At least she's quiet though.

Raw Patrick, Sunday, 4 May 2008 19:44 (fifteen years ago) link

Why did NES box art suck so bad?

Raw Patrick, Sunday, 4 May 2008 19:44 (fifteen years ago) link

It's like a GCSE art project.

Raw Patrick, Sunday, 4 May 2008 19:44 (fifteen years ago) link

ts: 80's nes box art vs 80's metal album covers

latebloomer, Sunday, 4 May 2008 19:47 (fifteen years ago) link

It's like a GCSE art project.

No it isn't. How does that visually express "guilt"?

William Bloody Swygart, Sunday, 4 May 2008 19:47 (fifteen years ago) link

I thought it was 'serendipity' which is what I had to do at GCSE.

Raw Patrick, Sunday, 4 May 2008 19:49 (fifteen years ago) link

Oh my GOD I love ADVENTURE so much.

Abbott, Sunday, 4 May 2008 19:52 (fifteen years ago) link

I wish I'd have voted in this. :(

Abbott, Sunday, 4 May 2008 19:52 (fifteen years ago) link

Adventure is total total classic. I like how all of the non-voters have the same exact taste as I do - WE COULD HAVE WON!!!

Doctor Casino, Sunday, 4 May 2008 19:54 (fifteen years ago) link

#20: Sid Meier's Pirates! (1987)
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/d/d9/Pir_cover.jpg
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/7b/Pirates-screenshot-small.png
Developer:MicroProse
Publisher:MicroProse
Original format:Commodore 64
Highest position:#3, Doctor Casino

Dom Passantino, Sunday, 4 May 2008 19:54 (fifteen years ago) link

the xbox version was exactly the same! apart from the graphics obv

DG, Sunday, 4 May 2008 19:58 (fifteen years ago) link

http://www.ummagurau.com/writing/video/forte/image9.gif

One of the most enjoyable weapons of the 8-bit era.

Mega Man 2 is such a sweet game. I can't remember whether it was IRL or ILX that I was talking to somebody about how it's this amazing, pre-Internet consensus across the culture - virtually everybody who played the Mega Man games back in the day just agreed by default that this was the best one! It really did have everything - maybe the definitive example of a series that perfected its formula early and then had no room to do anything but screw it up in later releases.

xpost omg pirates yES!!!!!

The themed robots also presented a long-term obstacle - it's not going to get any easier to think of robot concepts, after all. Already with Wood Man they were running into goofy ideas, and by the time you get to Choo-Choo Train Man, etc, the series has pretty much run out of gas.

Doctor Casino, Sunday, 4 May 2008 19:58 (fifteen years ago) link

I liked the hippo that spat rockets from its mouth.

Abbott, Sunday, 4 May 2008 20:00 (fifteen years ago) link

"Pirates!"...what a wonderful game, and moreso than any other title of its era it pointed the way towards the future of gaming: foxes, not hedgehogs. Lots of <i>different</i> kinds of gameplay that add up into a cohesive world - so:

sailing, okay (sucks when the wind's against you)
fencing, fuck yeah!
searching for treasure
fighting little sim army battles (sorta sluggish on C64)
cutting deals in town
managing your ship's inventory of stuff
COMBAT AT SEA!!!
assembling treasure maps
upgrading to a better ship
playing as different countries in different eras

...there was just a LOT of genuinely interesting decision-making packed into a game that never felt like you were just sitting there making decisions. The Xbox one was also really fun, although maybe a bit easy? (It's been a couple years.) I liked the Sim-ish language the people speak, especially the way people will exclaim "Brigligated!" when you accomplish important feats.

Doctor Casino, Sunday, 4 May 2008 20:03 (fifteen years ago) link

Wondering whether Dom got my vote, as I put Monkey Island 2 higher the up2eleven, and nethack was my no 1. Ah well, never mind either way.

dowd, Sunday, 4 May 2008 20:04 (fifteen years ago) link

http://www.lemon64.com/games/screenshots/full/pirates_02.gif

God, looking at screenshots of this game I can hear the sound of my C64's disc drive whirring and humming as it prepared to display the next exciting screen. It's like putting my ear to a seashell.

Doctor Casino, Sunday, 4 May 2008 20:05 (fifteen years ago) link

endless nostalgia available here.

Doctor Casino, Sunday, 4 May 2008 20:06 (fifteen years ago) link

I liked the Sim-ish language

-- Doctor Casino, Sunday, 4 May 2008 21:03 (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

Chooban!

Dom Passantino, Sunday, 4 May 2008 20:07 (fifteen years ago) link

#19: Super Metroid (1994)
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/e/e4/Smetroidbox.jpg
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/73/Super_Metroid_Inventory_Screen.png
Developer:Nintendo R&D1
Publisher:Nintendo
Original format:SNES
Highest position:#2, abanana

Dom Passantino, Sunday, 4 May 2008 20:10 (fifteen years ago) link

C64's disc drive

bourgeoisie

dowd, Sunday, 4 May 2008 20:10 (fifteen years ago) link

Pirates was an awesome almagamation of earlier games: Taipan, Swashbuckler, etc.

Mega Man 2 was the best of the series. Great design & music.

http://listverse.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/mega-man.jpg

and if you did like the music, dig this.

kingfish, Sunday, 4 May 2008 20:22 (fifteen years ago) link

so far, i've played 57 of these...i'm not sure how i should feel about that.

Creeztophair, Sunday, 4 May 2008 20:23 (fifteen years ago) link

#18: Super Mario 64 (1996)
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/6/6a/Super_Mario_64_box_cover.jpg
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/7d/N64_Super_Mario_64_whomp_fortress.jpg
Developer:Nintendo EAD
Publisher:Nintendo
Original format:Nintendo 64
Highest position:#5, Thomas

Dom Passantino, Sunday, 4 May 2008 20:23 (fifteen years ago) link

Hey, cool, I had Super Metroid as #19 on my ballot! It's a great game, but I would say much less replayable than Symphony of the Night, and considerably more linear. Also the battery or whatever is fucked up in mine and so it erases saves more often than it keeps them.

WOAH expected Mario 64 much higher!

Doctor Casino, Sunday, 4 May 2008 20:24 (fifteen years ago) link

Mario 64 = possibly the only case in which a genre was invented, perfected, and then finished in a single game. You really don't need any other 3D platformers besides this - the controls are brilliant, the worlds are varied, there's tons to do, and really just moving around in this game is a joy. "Yah! Yahooey! YIPPEEEEEEE!"

Doctor Casino, Sunday, 4 May 2008 20:26 (fifteen years ago) link

I mean, seriously, the sound of Mario's feet running around in this game is better, by itself, than like half the games on this list.

Doctor Casino, Sunday, 4 May 2008 20:26 (fifteen years ago) link

i would have voted for wesnoth.

jon have you played fantasy wars? it's brutal

Gravel Puzzleworth, Sunday, 4 May 2008 20:29 (fifteen years ago) link

yea, I'm surprised to see Metroid & Mario 64 do so poorly.

xpost no!

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Sunday, 4 May 2008 20:34 (fifteen years ago) link

#17: Championship Manager/Football Manager series (1992-)
http://www.sigames.com/graphics/images/40.gif
http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y148/Juror8/70.jpg
Developer:Sports Interactive
Publisher:Sega
Original format:PC
Highest position:#1, Dom Passantino, Louis Jagger

Dom Passantino, Sunday, 4 May 2008 20:34 (fifteen years ago) link

…and the UK/US divide arrives!

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Sunday, 4 May 2008 20:35 (fifteen years ago) link

Also, it's amazing how good that game looks on the N64 - it set the bar really really high and almost no other games for the system achieved the same sense of richness. Most N64 games were bright but blocky, with only a handful really achieving a look that wouldn't easily be called "dated."

Man, somebody should have nominated Blast Corps.

Doctor Casino, Sunday, 4 May 2008 20:35 (fifteen years ago) link

TS: the ghoulish dude on the championship manager cover, versus Kool-Aid Madden busting through a chalkboard.

Doctor Casino, Sunday, 4 May 2008 20:37 (fifteen years ago) link

It is totally a mystery that US sports just don't have management games in a meaningful way - like, why not?

Gravel Puzzleworth, Sunday, 4 May 2008 20:37 (fifteen years ago) link

super spreadsheet simulator more like

DG, Sunday, 4 May 2008 20:38 (fifteen years ago) link

best scramble is the vectrex edition. true.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IpYOy2qp9OI

Alan, Sunday, 4 May 2008 20:38 (fifteen years ago) link

Fantasy Wars is basically Wesnoth with fancy graphics, except that all the reviews of it were like "huh wtf I played this for a week and couldn't get past level four". A++ would download again.

Gravel Puzzleworth, Sunday, 4 May 2008 20:39 (fifteen years ago) link

Vectrex Scramble seems better coz it's about the only game on that system with more than 5 mins play value.

Raw Patrick, Sunday, 4 May 2008 20:42 (fifteen years ago) link

It is totally a mystery that US sports just don't have management games in a meaningful way - like, why not?

-- Gravel Puzzleworth, Sunday, 4 May 2008 21:37 (1 minute ago) Bookmark Link

Isn't there some baseball management game from the 80s or so that still has data packs produced for it today?

Dom Passantino, Sunday, 4 May 2008 20:42 (fifteen years ago) link

I grow increasingly fearful that Duck Tales, Rygar, Commander Keen and Last Ninja are not going to make it.

Doctor Casino, Sunday, 4 May 2008 20:44 (fifteen years ago) link

"the only game on that system with more than 5 mins play value"

also mostly true. though i played mine storm and web warp a lot too.

Alan, Sunday, 4 May 2008 20:45 (fifteen years ago) link

I'm still holding out hope for Daley Thompson's Decathlon.

xp

Dom Passantino, Sunday, 4 May 2008 20:45 (fifteen years ago) link

no pi-man, no credibility?

Alan, Sunday, 4 May 2008 20:47 (fifteen years ago) link

Pi-man is the source of many nightmares for me. Creepy looking bastard.

Dom Passantino, Sunday, 4 May 2008 20:48 (fifteen years ago) link

#16: Metal Gear Solid (1998)
http://www.megghy.com/immagini/Psx/FICHE%20M/COVERS/Metal_Gear_Solid_Pal.jpg
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/2/25/MGS_screen_psx.jpg
Developer:Konami
Publisher:Konami
Original format:PlayStation
Highest position:#4, Jordan Cohen, Will M, lamp

Dom Passantino, Sunday, 4 May 2008 20:50 (fifteen years ago) link

pi-man, the answer http://www.worldofspectrum.org/hardware/answer.htm

Alan, Sunday, 4 May 2008 20:50 (fifteen years ago) link

Pi-man, and his phallic nose, should have been in Metal Gear Solid.

Dom Passantino, Sunday, 4 May 2008 20:54 (fifteen years ago) link

Pi-man was good coz you'd get a song on the other side of the tape:

*faux-reggae* "Meet de pi-man, the meaty pie man" *faux-reggae*

Raw Patrick, Sunday, 4 May 2008 20:55 (fifteen years ago) link

I think Megaman 2 also benefited from the long life of the NES while being one of the first games that really showed off the total potential of the system (big enemies etc)

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Sunday, 4 May 2008 20:56 (fifteen years ago) link

I have no idea where this list is going.

abanana, Sunday, 4 May 2008 21:02 (fifteen years ago) link

#15: Super Mario Bros. 3 (1988)
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/6/6c/Smb3.jpg
http://www.ryansgoblog.com/images/mariobros3_skyland.jpg
Developer:Nintendo EAD
Publisher:Nintendo
Original format:NES
Highest position:#1, Thomas

Dom Passantino, Sunday, 4 May 2008 21:03 (fifteen years ago) link

^^^had a feeling this would be number one

i had the mario allstars version, great game

DG, Sunday, 4 May 2008 21:04 (fifteen years ago) link

14 games left, I predict three will receive cries of "that's too high", two will get "that's too low", and... there's clusterfuck when numbers five and six get read out.

Dom Passantino, Sunday, 4 May 2008 21:06 (fifteen years ago) link

Fucking rules.

Raw Patrick, Sunday, 4 May 2008 21:07 (fifteen years ago) link

http://www.digitpress.com/archives/seanbaby/toughest.htm

abanana, Sunday, 4 May 2008 21:09 (fifteen years ago) link

SMB3 would have been a really easy #1 to rally around, for people my age anyway. 2D platforming has simply never been surpassed - Mario World is visually richer and probably bigger as a game, but it has less charming discoveries, less real variety. The range of transformation suits is a huge part of this game's charm, methinks. And the weird secret stuff! The whistle, the treasure ship, the white mushroom house!

Doctor Casino, Sunday, 4 May 2008 21:10 (fifteen years ago) link

...and yes, the SHOE. (I don't even need to open that link to know where it leads us.)

Doctor Casino, Sunday, 4 May 2008 21:11 (fifteen years ago) link

I'm looking at the ballot I sent in and I'm starting to regret certain placements and omissions. Like...why didn't I put Mario 3 on there AT ALL? I think it was because I felt bad because I already had 1, 2, world and galaxy on there, and it felt ridiculous having 5 mario platformers on a top 30 list. But shit - everyone knows Mario 3 is a top 5 game.

Z S, Sunday, 4 May 2008 21:13 (fifteen years ago) link

Mario 3 would've been my number 1 vote if I'd remembered to vote. It's like the platonic ideal of a classic platform game: great gameplay, fun design, the character develops with the new suits yet he's easy to handle, lots of cool worlds to explore, plus some warps, shortcuts, and hidden levels to spice it up.

Tuomas, Sunday, 4 May 2008 21:14 (fifteen years ago) link

(several x-posts)

Tuomas, Sunday, 4 May 2008 21:14 (fifteen years ago) link

#14: Super Mario Bros. (1985)
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/0/0e/Super_Mario_Bros_box.jpg
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/5/50/NES_Super_Mario_Bros.png
Developer:Nintendo EAD
Publisher:Nintendo
Original format:NES
Highest position:#2, Zach Scott

Dom Passantino, Sunday, 4 May 2008 21:15 (fifteen years ago) link

Super Mario 3 = Neu! 2
Super Mario World = Neu! 75

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Sunday, 4 May 2008 21:17 (fifteen years ago) link

Super Mario Bros = Neu!

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Sunday, 4 May 2008 21:17 (fifteen years ago) link

http://tasvideos.org/SuperMarioBrosTricks.html

abanana, Sunday, 4 May 2008 21:17 (fifteen years ago) link

Wow, that's really funny to me - the original game didn't even make my ballot. I mean, I played it like crazy like everybody else, but for me it was rendered utterly irrelevant when #3 dropped.

Doctor Casino, Sunday, 4 May 2008 21:19 (fifteen years ago) link

No way, the original's still great fun. On days where I've accomplished absolutely nothing of worth, busting it out and beating World 8-3 still feels like a real achievement.

Z S, Sunday, 4 May 2008 21:26 (fifteen years ago) link

#13: Half-Life 2 (2004)
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/0/05/421px-HL2box.jpg
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/a/a1/Antlions1HL2.jpg
Developer:Valve Corporation
Publisher:Vivendi Universal Games
Original format:PC Windows
Highest position:#2, bnw

Dom Passantino, Sunday, 4 May 2008 21:26 (fifteen years ago) link

only played through it once but i think it deserved the hype

DG, Sunday, 4 May 2008 21:27 (fifteen years ago) link

starting to get controversial

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Sunday, 4 May 2008 21:33 (fifteen years ago) link

#12: Pro Evolution Soccer series (2001-)
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/2/20/Pro-Evolution-Soccer-5.jpg
http://www.mundogamers.com/images/imagenes/noticias/ps2/pro-evolution-soccer-5-8.jpg
Developer:Konami
Publisher:Konami
Original format:PlayStation
Highest position:#1, Roberto Spiralli

Dom Passantino, Sunday, 4 May 2008 21:38 (fifteen years ago) link

Another one for our American readers there.

Dom Passantino, Sunday, 4 May 2008 21:39 (fifteen years ago) link

I should have nominated "Battle for Wesnoth"

this and dink smallwood

phil-two, Sunday, 4 May 2008 21:40 (fifteen years ago) link

I was SHOCKED LJ's #1 was Grim Fandango and not one of these top-scoring soccer games.

Abbott, Sunday, 4 May 2008 21:40 (fifteen years ago) link

Jagger apparently got two #1 votes
Dom, are you just making this up?

El Tomboto, Sunday, 4 May 2008 21:43 (fifteen years ago) link

Grim Fandango was Louis #3, not #1.

emil.y, Sunday, 4 May 2008 21:45 (fifteen years ago) link

RIP Kevin Toms

DG, Sunday, 4 May 2008 21:46 (fifteen years ago) link

how easy are these football championship managers to pick up and enjoy/understand for an american who knows not-too-much about soccer?

phil-two, Sunday, 4 May 2008 21:46 (fifteen years ago) link

going back to Pi-Man, i've got mp3 of the song if anyone wants it. it's pretty amazing.

blueski, Sunday, 4 May 2008 21:46 (fifteen years ago) link

Jagger had Grim Fandango #3. IT'S AN ERROR PEOPLE.

He also had San Francisco Rush 2049 at #5.

xp

Dom Passantino, Sunday, 4 May 2008 21:47 (fifteen years ago) link

how easy are these football championship managers to pick up and enjoy/understand for an american who knows not-too-much about soccer?

-- phil-two, Sunday, 4 May 2008 22:46 (52 seconds ago) Bookmark Link

For someone who knows not-too-much about soccer, no problem. For someone who doesn't enjoy spending hours juggling numbers, a big problem.

Dom Passantino, Sunday, 4 May 2008 21:48 (fifteen years ago) link

fuck sports games. play the real thing you lazy bastards.

abanana, Sunday, 4 May 2008 21:49 (fifteen years ago) link

fuck first person shooters...ah

blueski, Sunday, 4 May 2008 21:49 (fifteen years ago) link

#11: Chrono Trigger (1995)
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/a/a7/Chrono_Trigger.jpg
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/d/d5/ChronoTriggerInside.PNG
Developer:Square
Publisher:Square
Original format:SNES
Highest position:#1, Will M

Dom Passantino, Sunday, 4 May 2008 21:51 (fifteen years ago) link

IT'S TOP TEN TIME BITCHES

Dom Passantino, Sunday, 4 May 2008 21:52 (fifteen years ago) link

Fuck Leisure Suit Larry. Fuck like Leisure Suit Larry.

Tuomas, Sunday, 4 May 2008 21:52 (fifteen years ago) link

(xx-post)

Tuomas, Sunday, 4 May 2008 21:52 (fifteen years ago) link

not sure whether RPGs or football management games rank higher on the aspie scale

DG, Sunday, 4 May 2008 21:52 (fifteen years ago) link

not sure whether RPGs or football management games rank higher on the aspie scale

-- DG, Sunday, 4 May 2008 22:52 (38 seconds ago) Bookmark Link

There is nothing aspie about saving and replaying exactly the same game 20 times with each game played with the goalkeeper's longpassing slider set at different notches.

Dom Passantino, Sunday, 4 May 2008 21:54 (fifteen years ago) link

going back to Pi-Man, i've got mp3 of the song if anyone wants it. it's pretty amazing.

NEED!

Raw Patrick, Sunday, 4 May 2008 21:55 (fifteen years ago) link

lessee

SMW
a link to the past
tetris

what else?

abanana, Sunday, 4 May 2008 21:55 (fifteen years ago) link

GTA san andreas

max, Sunday, 4 May 2008 21:56 (fifteen years ago) link

FFIII? smash bros? mariokart?

max, Sunday, 4 May 2008 21:57 (fifteen years ago) link

ULTIMA 7, GUYS, ULTIMA 7

Doctor Casino, Sunday, 4 May 2008 21:57 (fifteen years ago) link

big xpost am i really the only person to have voted smb3 as #1??? fucking philistines the lotta yer etc.

Thomas, Sunday, 4 May 2008 21:57 (fifteen years ago) link

MONKEY ISLAND, BITCHES

emil.y, Sunday, 4 May 2008 21:57 (fifteen years ago) link

*plz*

emil.y, Sunday, 4 May 2008 21:57 (fifteen years ago) link

Chrono Trigger is another one of those games where you get too powerful too fast, and there's just an infinitude of awesome combos and powers you can acquire, but never actually would in the course of playing the thing.

This is literally the only thing I can think of that's wrong with this game.

Doctor Casino, Sunday, 4 May 2008 21:58 (fifteen years ago) link

Civilization

Z S, Sunday, 4 May 2008 21:58 (fifteen years ago) link

Wot no Toejam & Earl?

emil.y, Sunday, 4 May 2008 21:59 (fifteen years ago) link

#10: The Secret of Monkey Island (1990)
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/8/80/Mi1cover.jpg
http://i15.tinypic.com/34s0y83.gif
Developer:Lucasfilm Games
Publisher:Lucasfilm Games
Original format:PC DOS
Highest position:#1, upt0eleven, emil.y

Dom Passantino, Sunday, 4 May 2008 22:01 (fifteen years ago) link

YAY! Funniest game I've ever played.

abanana, Sunday, 4 May 2008 22:02 (fifteen years ago) link

Too low. Ah well, at least it made the top 10.

emil.y, Sunday, 4 May 2008 22:02 (fifteen years ago) link

If Toejam & Earl would have been ported to other systems, it would have broken into the top 75, I bet. As it is, anyone who never got a Genesis missed out. I actually never sat down and beat it until a few months ago, when I downloaded it onto my Wii.

Z S, Sunday, 4 May 2008 22:02 (fifteen years ago) link

i have a 1989 copy of C+VG somewhere that has a preview of this, but i didn't play it till 1994 :(

so good tho

DG, Sunday, 4 May 2008 22:02 (fifteen years ago) link

256 colour VGA graphics have never been bettered with their pixelly goodness

DG, Sunday, 4 May 2008 22:04 (fifteen years ago) link

I first played the CD version that came with one of those Lucasarts Archives sets. The original version had only 16 colors!

abanana, Sunday, 4 May 2008 22:06 (fifteen years ago) link

The LucasArts Archives Vol. III (1997)
- Afterlife
- The Dig
- Full Throttle
- Monkey Island Madness (a compilation disc of The Secret of Monkey Island and Monkey Island 2: LeChuck's Revenge)
- Star Wars: Dark Forces
- LucasArts Super Sampler 2 disc featuring demos of The Curse of Monkey Island, Indiana Jones and his Desktop Adventures, Outlaws, Star Wars: Jedi Knight: Dark Forces II, Star Wars: X-Wing vs. TIE Fighter, and Star Wars: Yoda Stories.

f'in awesome

abanana, Sunday, 4 May 2008 22:08 (fifteen years ago) link

Top ten will all be games form the 80s I've never played

Lamp, Sunday, 4 May 2008 22:08 (fifteen years ago) link

"How appropriate. You fight like a cow."

Doctor Casino, Sunday, 4 May 2008 22:09 (fifteen years ago) link

Was Earthworm Jim nominated?

Z S, Sunday, 4 May 2008 22:11 (fifteen years ago) link

Along with maybe Dagger of Amon Ra, Monkey Island was the pinnacle of the mouse-based graphic adventure. No dead ends, no dying, puzzles that were genuinely fun to figure out, an amazing soundtrack, and the lushest pixel-painted world ever realized. I love Melee Island in all its blue-black glory, punctuated by glowing yellow windows...

Doctor Casino, Sunday, 4 May 2008 22:12 (fifteen years ago) link

Dial-A-Pirate wheel online.

Doctor Casino, Sunday, 4 May 2008 22:13 (fifteen years ago) link

#9: Sonic the Hedgehog (1991)
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/0/0b/Sonic_The_Hedgehog_-EUR-.PNG
http://www.sharewareplaza.com/images/screenshot/42924.gif
Developer:Sonic Team
Publisher:Sega
Original format:Sega Mega Drive
Highest position:#2, mehlt

Dom Passantino, Sunday, 4 May 2008 22:15 (fifteen years ago) link

would have been ok with this as number one

DG, Sunday, 4 May 2008 22:15 (fifteen years ago) link

wow, so sonic's ahead of all the mario games?

circles, Sunday, 4 May 2008 22:16 (fifteen years ago) link

as it should be

DG, Sunday, 4 May 2008 22:16 (fifteen years ago) link

Thought that'd be higher.

Raw Patrick, Sunday, 4 May 2008 22:16 (fifteen years ago) link

It took a hit because only the first game of the series was nominated, which isn't the best. The huge, freeform maps didn't appear until Sonic CD and Sonic 2.

abanana, Sunday, 4 May 2008 22:20 (fifteen years ago) link

Can we wrap up this thread so I can get on with the rest of my life, plz? I've got papers to write.

Sonic's a decent game, but if I were heading off to a desert island there'd be at least 100 others I'd pick first.

xpost Super Mario World hasn't come up yet.

Z S, Sunday, 4 May 2008 22:20 (fifteen years ago) link

up down left right A B C start

DG, Sunday, 4 May 2008 22:21 (fifteen years ago) link

wow, so sonic's ahead of all the mario games?

Surely an effect of vote-splitting - there was only one Sonic game nommed versus half a dozen Marios. Given the restrictions on nominations, that spread probably gives a clearer indicator of ILX's collective preference on this battle.

But Sonic is still fucking great.

Doctor Casino, Sunday, 4 May 2008 22:21 (fifteen years ago) link

oh yeah, that's true (xp mario world)

did sega do a lot better in the uk? i knew some kids who had them, but everyone had an nes and snes

circles, Sunday, 4 May 2008 22:22 (fifteen years ago) link

Yes.

Raw Patrick, Sunday, 4 May 2008 22:22 (fifteen years ago) link

For some foolish reason I begged for the Genesis over the SNES and got it. I think at that particular moment the Genesis was cheaper, and with Sonic in the deck the two systems were fairly comparable. Unfortunately, it turned out that the last 2-3 years of the SNES produced an absolute slew of stone-cold classic games, whereas the Genesis kind of just puttered on, getting somehow more grainy-looking with each game.

Doctor Casino, Sunday, 4 May 2008 22:24 (fifteen years ago) link

Not just the UK, Europe and South America as well were areas with much bigger Sega penetration than Nintendo.

xp

Dom Passantino, Sunday, 4 May 2008 22:24 (fifteen years ago) link

http://www.ukresistance.co.uk/pics3/segaviz2.jpg

DG, Sunday, 4 May 2008 22:26 (fifteen years ago) link

Bloody hell. Is that real?

emil.y, Sunday, 4 May 2008 22:26 (fifteen years ago) link

#8: Lemmings (1991)
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/0/0c/Lemmings-BoxScan.jpg
http://dailyscreenshots.de/screenshot/lemmings/amiga-1331451
Developer:DMA Design
Publisher:Psygnosis
Original format:Commodore Amiga
Highest position:emil.y, #4

Dom Passantino, Sunday, 4 May 2008 22:27 (fifteen years ago) link

still amazed that these people are the same guys that have just put out GTA IV

DG, Sunday, 4 May 2008 22:28 (fifteen years ago) link

what the fuck

Doctor Casino, Sunday, 4 May 2008 22:28 (fifteen years ago) link

lemmings was cute for like two days

Doctor Casino, Sunday, 4 May 2008 22:29 (fifteen years ago) link

It's only as I contemplate what puzzle games I like better than Lemmings that I notice the conspicuous absence of Dr. Mario.

Z S, Sunday, 4 May 2008 22:30 (fifteen years ago) link

Lemmings is possibly the perfect mobile phone game.

Dom Passantino, Sunday, 4 May 2008 22:30 (fifteen years ago) link

Brilliant game but there's never been a perfect version of it. Eventually too much of the challenge comes from hitting the right lemming at the exact right time.

abanana, Sunday, 4 May 2008 22:31 (fifteen years ago) link

NES version was fucked so you could get in an infinite loop that stopped you finishing a level. Coz of that--fuck it.

Raw Patrick, Sunday, 4 May 2008 22:31 (fifteen years ago) link

I voted high for nostalgia, didn't expect it to zoom so far up. It's one of the few games I played LOADS, though.

emil.y, Sunday, 4 May 2008 22:31 (fifteen years ago) link

xxxxxxpost sega ads

DG, Sunday, 4 May 2008 22:33 (fifteen years ago) link

I like Lemmings 2: Tribes a lot as well. More jobs, less fiddly staircase shit.

abanana, Sunday, 4 May 2008 22:34 (fifteen years ago) link

#7: Super Mario Kart (1992)
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/3/38/Supermariokart_box.JPG
http://www.fabricoffolly.co.uk/images/games/supermariokart.gif
Developer:Nintendo EAD
Publisher:Nintendo
Original format:SNES
Highest position:#1, Alex In Baltimore

Dom Passantino, Sunday, 4 May 2008 22:37 (fifteen years ago) link

Never liked this at all - but the N64 version was a big hit.

Doctor Casino, Sunday, 4 May 2008 22:38 (fifteen years ago) link

so many teenage punch-ups over this game

DG, Sunday, 4 May 2008 22:38 (fifteen years ago) link

Battle Zone 4 FTW

abanana, Sunday, 4 May 2008 22:38 (fifteen years ago) link

lol the karts are small as fuck compared to now.

Raw Patrick, Sunday, 4 May 2008 22:39 (fifteen years ago) link

battlezone?

DG, Sunday, 4 May 2008 22:39 (fifteen years ago) link

The only game all my girlfriends have liked as well.

Raw Patrick, Sunday, 4 May 2008 22:39 (fifteen years ago) link

Not Battlezone.

Raw Patrick, Sunday, 4 May 2008 22:39 (fifteen years ago) link

I am ok with mario world being number one. the visual / audio melee of crossing a goal post riding yoshi with bullet bills a flying and chucks a charging and the spotlight zooming in is soooo satisfying

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Sunday, 4 May 2008 22:41 (fifteen years ago) link

Battle Course 4, sorry

http://img293.imageshack.us/img293/985/supermariokartmapbattleph4.png

abanana, Sunday, 4 May 2008 22:42 (fifteen years ago) link

I wish mario kart had a "red shell proximity warning" light in at least the battle mode

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Sunday, 4 May 2008 22:44 (fifteen years ago) link

Mario Kart 64 had better tracks - and four player was a big plus - but the AI cheating was turned up even more than before (and it's still way up). It's just retarded when you hit Princess with two shells near the end of a race, only to have her boost past you for the win seconds later, for no reason.

Z S, Sunday, 4 May 2008 22:45 (fifteen years ago) link

I wish mario kart had a "red shell proximity warning" light in at least the battle mode

Just look at the other half of the screen.

abanana, Sunday, 4 May 2008 22:46 (fifteen years ago) link

I would veer off so they couldn't see this.

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Sunday, 4 May 2008 22:47 (fifteen years ago) link

ZS - I mainly played it in multiplayer with minimum of two other people, so the computer AI wasn't really an issue for me. But I can believe that would be obnoxious!

Doctor Casino, Sunday, 4 May 2008 22:49 (fifteen years ago) link

Gonna post the next two together, for obvious reasons...

Dom Passantino, Sunday, 4 May 2008 22:51 (fifteen years ago) link

#6: Grand Theft Auto: Vice City (2002)
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/c/ce/Vice-city-cover.jpg
http://www.counterfrag.com/screenshots/grand%20theft%20auto%20vice%20city/3.jpg
Developer:Rockstar North
Publisher:Rockstar Games
Original format:PlayStation 2
Highest position:#3, stet

Dom Passantino, Sunday, 4 May 2008 22:51 (fifteen years ago) link

#5: Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas (2004)
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/c/c4/GTASABOX.jpg
http://talk.xboxsolution.com/gallery/data/720/GTA_XBOX_SCREEN_3.jpg
Developer:Rockstar North
Publisher:Rockstar Games
Original format:PlayStation 2
Highest position:#1, antexit

Dom Passantino, Sunday, 4 May 2008 22:51 (fifteen years ago) link

ugh so so so so wrong.

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Sunday, 4 May 2008 22:51 (fifteen years ago) link

PAGING DR CASINO

Most overrated game of the 90s? That screenshot says it all - four hideous deformed freaks in a completely undifferentiated space. My friend Matt and I played this a couple years ago, and every deathmatch ended with us running out of time before we even found each other to try and shoot it out. Like, "OK, I'm gonna stand still in this room. You come here and shoot me." "Fuck, how do I get over there?" This game sucks.

Goldeneye is one of the best FPSs ever in single or multiplayer. You know it's the best selling N64 game ever? The weapon selection, the mission design, the level design - "completely undiffferentiated space" wtf? the levels were copied straight from the Goldeneye sets which means, as the game producer Martin Hollis puts it, "many of the levels in the game have a realistic and non-linear feel. There are rooms with no direct relevance to the level. There are multiple routes across the level ... it contributes to a greater sense of freedom, and also realism".

More from Martin Hollis on why it ruled in this great "making of" article:
http://www.zoonami.com/briefing/2004-09-02.php

ledge, Sunday, 4 May 2008 22:53 (fifteen years ago) link

GTAs should have really fallen under the "sports game series" clause.

Doctor Casino, Sunday, 4 May 2008 22:54 (fifteen years ago) link

http://www.ukresistance.co.uk/pics3/segaviz4.jpg

and what, Sunday, 4 May 2008 22:55 (fifteen years ago) link

best selling N64 game ever in the US, xp to self

ledge, Sunday, 4 May 2008 22:55 (fifteen years ago) link

Fuck it, if Rise of the Robots had the GTA:SA soundtrack I would have voted for it.

Dom Passantino, Sunday, 4 May 2008 22:55 (fifteen years ago) link

Dude, even if the levels had been copied from the house I grew up in, I would have been lost because everything would have looked the same. Can you even jump in this POS?

"There are rooms with no direct relevance to the level" === "there's random shit that wastes your time and they didn't get around to filling it up with enemies, items, or details to distinguish it from every other environment in the game."

Doctor Casino, Sunday, 4 May 2008 22:57 (fifteen years ago) link

I didn't vote in this. CT would've been my #1.

I hope Earthbound is on the list, but I kinda doubt it

Curt1s Stephens, Sunday, 4 May 2008 22:59 (fifteen years ago) link

We're really running out of time for ULTIMA 7 to make its JUSTIFIED AND TRIUMPHANT entrance...

Doctor Casino, Sunday, 4 May 2008 22:59 (fifteen years ago) link

"Krusty is coming. Krusty is coming. Krusty is coming."

Doctor Casino, Sunday, 4 May 2008 23:00 (fifteen years ago) link

#4: Super Mario World (1990)
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/2/2c/Super_mario_world_box.jpg
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/c/c0/MarioWorldYellowButton.jpg
Developer:Nintendo EAD
Publisher:Nintendo
Original format:SNES
Highest position:#2, antexit

Dom Passantino, Sunday, 4 May 2008 23:07 (fifteen years ago) link

guys guys are there no fighting games in this? if there were surely SF2 or MK will show up soon!

xpost Wtf sacrilege

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Sunday, 4 May 2008 23:08 (fifteen years ago) link

hahaha oh shit LTTP beat all of these

El Tomboto, Sunday, 4 May 2008 23:09 (fifteen years ago) link

omfg you people are going to hate yourselves

El Tomboto, Sunday, 4 May 2008 23:09 (fifteen years ago) link

I suppose I can get behind that but I thought it was "tepid" compared to mario world

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Sunday, 4 May 2008 23:09 (fifteen years ago) link

Doctor Casino, you just sound like the n00b upon whom better players fattened themselves.

Leee, Sunday, 4 May 2008 23:10 (fifteen years ago) link

Yoshi's Island for #1

DG, Sunday, 4 May 2008 23:11 (fifteen years ago) link

yeah deathmatch FPS games tend to inspire much enmity from the "where the fuck am I" crowd, of which I am one

El Tomboto, Sunday, 4 May 2008 23:11 (fifteen years ago) link

http://noname.c64.org/csdb/gfx/releases/19000/19287.png

^^^still to come

Dom Passantino, Sunday, 4 May 2008 23:12 (fifteen years ago) link

Again: I played Goldeneye TRYING TO GET KILLED and couldn't do it because the multiplayer takes place in a meaningless No-Place with no past, present, future or any distinguishing marks.

Doctor Casino, Sunday, 4 May 2008 23:13 (fifteen years ago) link

stfu Dr Morbius Casino

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Sunday, 4 May 2008 23:13 (fifteen years ago) link

better not be Halo ....

zappi, Sunday, 4 May 2008 23:13 (fifteen years ago) link

Fox looks pretty cool there.

Raw Patrick, Sunday, 4 May 2008 23:13 (fifteen years ago) link

And I speak, as mentioned way upthread, as a lover of the genre, aghast at what was being lapped up as a bold new development. If Goldeneye had been a PC game it would have been laughed off as being even shittier than Heretic or Rise Of The Triad.

Doctor Casino, Sunday, 4 May 2008 23:14 (fifteen years ago) link

Mario World and SMB3 need to switch places. Both great games though.

Doctor Casino, Sunday, 4 May 2008 23:14 (fifteen years ago) link

Goldeneye was popular because most high school students didn't have lans with multiple ethernet equipped pentiums in their houses.

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Sunday, 4 May 2008 23:15 (fifteen years ago) link

I don't think there are enough xbox owners/gayzor mountains residents on ilx for that to happen, re: HALO

El Tomboto, Sunday, 4 May 2008 23:15 (fifteen years ago) link

halo was like #73 or something

DG, Sunday, 4 May 2008 23:16 (fifteen years ago) link

Oddly missing: Punchout!

Z S, Sunday, 4 May 2008 23:17 (fifteen years ago) link

At this point I have forgotten that any other ILX thread exists.

Z S, Sunday, 4 May 2008 23:18 (fifteen years ago) link

Oddly missing: Punchout!

-- Z S, Monday, 5 May 2008 00:17 (42 seconds ago) Bookmark Link

Obvious missed games in the poll: Punchout, Sim City 2000, Street Fighter 2, Clayfighters.

Dom Passantino, Sunday, 4 May 2008 23:19 (fifteen years ago) link

Obvious missed games in the poll: Punchout, Sim City 2000, Street Fighter 2, ClayfightersDr. Mario, Starcraft.

Z S, Sunday, 4 May 2008 23:20 (fifteen years ago) link

SF2 is going to get #1 i think

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Sunday, 4 May 2008 23:24 (fifteen years ago) link

wait those weren't nom'd wtf

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Sunday, 4 May 2008 23:24 (fifteen years ago) link

#3: The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past (1991)
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/f/f9/Zelda_SNES.jpg
http://www.gamethink.net/IMG/jpg/snes_zelda_a_link_to_the_past_secret_passage.jpg
Developer:Nintendo EAD
Publisher:Nintendo
Original format:SNES
Highest position:#4, caek, Zach Scott

Dom Passantino, Sunday, 4 May 2008 23:24 (fifteen years ago) link

is that a Kremlin on the horizon?

blueski, Sunday, 4 May 2008 23:26 (fifteen years ago) link

No Wizball no credibility.

edwardo, Sunday, 4 May 2008 23:27 (fifteen years ago) link

ah the top 10 is awzom so far !

jhøshea, Sunday, 4 May 2008 23:27 (fifteen years ago) link

Games I nominated that didn't make the 100:

Sid Meier's Civilization II
Spellbreaker
Final Fantasy III
The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker
Legacy of Kain: Soul Reaver
A Mind Forever Voyaging

I think only 1 of those is in the top 2.

abanana, Sunday, 4 May 2008 23:27 (fifteen years ago) link

er, voted for, not nominated

abanana, Sunday, 4 May 2008 23:28 (fifteen years ago) link

Link fixed (I think):

Games you would have voted for on that ILE poll if they'd been nominated

Z S, Sunday, 4 May 2008 23:28 (fifteen years ago) link

A Mind Forever Voyaging is upthread.

Raw Patrick, Sunday, 4 May 2008 23:28 (fifteen years ago) link

No way, it's gotta be FF3 and Civ, it's just a matter of what order.

Z S, Sunday, 4 May 2008 23:28 (fifteen years ago) link

Tetris for the victory!

Tuomas, Sunday, 4 May 2008 23:29 (fifteen years ago) link

Final Fantasy VI FTW!

Mr. Snrub, Sunday, 4 May 2008 23:30 (fifteen years ago) link

TETRIS IS VERY VERY OVERRATED AND I DON'T TO SEE IT WIN.

Mr. Snrub, Sunday, 4 May 2008 23:30 (fifteen years ago) link

ugh no sf2 no cred

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Sunday, 4 May 2008 23:31 (fifteen years ago) link

Oh wait, yeah, Tetris is gonna be up there. Wait, that means either FF3 or Civ isn't on the list at all.

Z S, Sunday, 4 May 2008 23:32 (fifteen years ago) link

#1. Snood

jhøshea, Sunday, 4 May 2008 23:32 (fifteen years ago) link

#1 Tetris, #2 Civ

-- Raw Patrick, Sunday, May 4, 2008 5:43 PM (5 hours ago) Bookmark Link

Raw Patrick, Sunday, 4 May 2008 23:32 (fifteen years ago) link

Guys we need some Autoduel on here, that game ruled

robertwolf8080, Sunday, 4 May 2008 23:33 (fifteen years ago) link

Oh come, SF2 sucks donkey balls. Fuck E. Honda and his hundred-hand slap.

Mr. Snrub, Sunday, 4 May 2008 23:33 (fifteen years ago) link

I'm not sure how Tetris can be called overrated. It's like calling Checkers overrated. I was watching some webvideo on Tetris recently and one of the people on it correctly noted that in 100 years, it's likely that only Tetris will be around in its original form. It's flawless.

Z S, Sunday, 4 May 2008 23:33 (fifteen years ago) link

New Fantasia

http://www.klov.com/images/11/118124214151.png

Dom Passantino, Sunday, 4 May 2008 23:34 (fifteen years ago) link

wot no sopwith?

DG, Sunday, 4 May 2008 23:34 (fifteen years ago) link

I'm not sure how Tetris can be called overrated.

It's a good game don't get me wrong, there's just too much luck involved. How many times have you stacked your blocks all nice and neat but then die because you didn't get a straight Tetris block in time?

Mr. Snrub, Sunday, 4 May 2008 23:37 (fifteen years ago) link

http://www.alt-tab.net/images/rockstar-ate-my-hamster.gif

DG, Sunday, 4 May 2008 23:38 (fifteen years ago) link

I was watching some webvideo on Tetris recently and one of the people on it correctly noted that in 100 years, it's likely that only Tetris will be around in its original form. It's flawless.

Considering how many variations there already are, I doubt this.

here's the original version: http://www.abandonia.com/en/games/69/Tetris.html

abanana, Sunday, 4 May 2008 23:38 (fifteen years ago) link

I have never played any of the PC or Amiga games on this list. I really wish I could play Civilization some day.

Mr. Snrub, Sunday, 4 May 2008 23:39 (fifteen years ago) link

Plenty, but that just adds another level of strategy to the game. Also, new versions of Tetris that let you see 5 pieces in advance are st00pid because it destroys that element of luck. Admit it, your life is better off because you've yelled "C'MON LONG PIECE, FUCK!" a million times.

Z S, Sunday, 4 May 2008 23:40 (fifteen years ago) link

http://www.old-wizard.com/pics4/columbine.jpg

blueski, Sunday, 4 May 2008 23:40 (fifteen years ago) link

Final two together....

Dom Passantino, Sunday, 4 May 2008 23:41 (fifteen years ago) link

#2: Tetris (1985)
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/3/3c/3D_Tetris_box_art.jpg
http://www.modojo.com/media/features/69/tetrisgb1.jpg
Developer:Alexey Pajitnov
Publisher:Assorted
Original format:Elektronika 60
Highest position:#3, blueski, Alex In Baltimore

Dom Passantino, Sunday, 4 May 2008 23:41 (fifteen years ago) link

#1: Sid Meier's Civilization II (1996)
http://www.catlink.info/prodimages/CIVILIZATION2SO-f.jpg
http://www.strategy-gaming.com/reviews/civ2_gold/norwich.jpg
Developer:MicroProse
Publisher:MicroProse
Original format:PC
Highest position:#1, euler, Greg Pallis

Dom Passantino, Sunday, 4 May 2008 23:41 (fifteen years ago) link

ok last one

http://images.hugi.is/leikjatolvur/113996.jpg

blueski, Sunday, 4 May 2008 23:41 (fifteen years ago) link

Well, of course there are variations on Tetris, but I mean a version will likely still exist with the same gameplay, same basic shapes, same dropping mechanism, same gradually increasing speed, etc. You could add elements like a shop where you can spend 10,000 of your accrued point on a long piece, or you could throw in powerups or something, but it's more likely that the original version will remain the most popular.

Z S, Sunday, 4 May 2008 23:42 (fifteen years ago) link

Desert Strike should have been on the list.

Dom Passantino, Sunday, 4 May 2008 23:42 (fifteen years ago) link

best nuclear war game until defcon

civ2 that is not shaq fu

DG, Sunday, 4 May 2008 23:42 (fifteen years ago) link

http://www.terragame.com/screens/Deer-Hunter-3.jpg

Mordy, Sunday, 4 May 2008 23:42 (fifteen years ago) link

jungle strike > desert strike

DG, Sunday, 4 May 2008 23:42 (fifteen years ago) link

OK, let's officially let the bitching begin!

xpost I nominated Jungle Strike, but I guess no one else voted for it.

Z S, Sunday, 4 May 2008 23:43 (fifteen years ago) link

Someone else can turn that into an easily readable top 100 list, I can't be fucked.

Dom Passantino, Sunday, 4 May 2008 23:43 (fifteen years ago) link

Desert Strike - so fucking good even the Amiga port was dope

blueski, Sunday, 4 May 2008 23:43 (fifteen years ago) link

http://www.coverbrowser.com/image/misc-games/6010-1.jpg

Mordy, Sunday, 4 May 2008 23:44 (fifteen years ago) link

Great job, Dom Passantino.

Mr. Snrub, Sunday, 4 May 2008 23:44 (fifteen years ago) link

cheers dom

DG, Sunday, 4 May 2008 23:44 (fifteen years ago) link

Yeah, thanks Dom, that was good fun.

Z S, Sunday, 4 May 2008 23:44 (fifteen years ago) link

yeah Dom. this is the making of history dude.

great effort.

Thomas, Sunday, 4 May 2008 23:44 (fifteen years ago) link

I have severe eyeache now.

Dom Passantino, Sunday, 4 May 2008 23:45 (fifteen years ago) link

Catsup, slightly disappointed your #1 didn't make it?

http://content.answers.com/main/content/img/amg/games/drg000/g058/g05869ymrjk.jpg

Mordy, Sunday, 4 May 2008 23:45 (fifteen years ago) link

I really regret not voting in this poll.

Mr. Snrub, Sunday, 4 May 2008 23:46 (fifteen years ago) link

I hate Civilization

DG, Sunday, 4 May 2008 23:48 (fifteen years ago) link

Bravo once again to Dom, for gnawing a way a month with suspense and completely consuming my weekend with the results. Now THAT's what a great poll should be!

My ballot... REVEALED:

#1: Ultima VII
#2: Sid Meier's Civilization II
#3: Sid Meier's Pirates!
#4: Super Mario Brothers 3
#5: King's Quest
#6: Castlevania: Symphony Of the Night
#7: Super Mario 64
#8: Tetris
#9: Monkey Island
#10: River City Ransom
#11: Mega Man 2
#12: TMNT 4: Turtles in Time
#13: Chrono Trigger
#14: Legend of Zelda: A Link To The Past
#15: Wolfenstein 3D
#16: Zelda: Ocarina of Time
#17: Sonic the Hedgehog
#18: Tomb Raider
#19: Super Metroid
#20: Galaga
#21: Commander Keen
#22: Scorched Earth
#23: Legacy of Kain: Soul Reaver
#24: Arkanoid
#25: Master of Magic
#26: Secret of Mana
#27: Duck Tales
#28: Final Fantasy III
#29: Rygar
#30: Last Ninja II

I guess I have pretty generic tastes, I dunno.

Doctor Casino, Sunday, 4 May 2008 23:49 (fifteen years ago) link

Civ II is kind of weird in that I've played it the most of any Civ and it's obviously terrific, but it also has bad parts (caravan trading, micromanagement) that the later games fixed. And yet it's still my favorite.

abanana, Sunday, 4 May 2008 23:50 (fifteen years ago) link

I must have REALLY boring taste, I think only 2 of my votes didn't make the top 100 (FFIII and Jungle Strike).

Z S, Sunday, 4 May 2008 23:51 (fifteen years ago) link

best first

Another World (aka Out Of This World)
Super Metroid
Chrono Trigger
We Love Katamari
Metroid: Zero Mission
Super Mario 64
Ico
Legend of Zelda: A Link To The Past
Super Mario World
Sid Meier's Civilization II
Legend of Zelda
Super Mario Brothers 3
Metal Gear Solid
Super Mario Galaxy

Spellbreaker
Grim Fandango
Final Fantasy XII
Monkey Island
The Secret of Monkey Island II: Le Chuck's Revenge
Galaga

Final Fantasy III
The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker
Castlevania: Symphony Of the Night
Final Fantasy VII
Grand Theft Auto: Vice City
Super Mario Bros
Dragon Quest VIII
Fallout

Legacy of Kain: Soul Reaver
A Mind Forever Voyaging

abanana, Sunday, 4 May 2008 23:53 (fifteen years ago) link

It is amazing that Chrono Trigger was #11 but Final Fantasy VI didn't even place.

Mr. Snrub, Sunday, 4 May 2008 23:53 (fifteen years ago) link

I wonder if the inclusion of Civ 4 as a choice would have split the vote much. It were an option, I would have voted for 4 and not even listed 2.

Z S, Sunday, 4 May 2008 23:55 (fifteen years ago) link

It is amazing that Chrono Trigger was #11 but Final Fantasy VI didn't even place.

I was thinking the same thing! They're different enough games that I felt justified having both on my ballot...very odd.

Doctor Casino, Sunday, 4 May 2008 23:57 (fifteen years ago) link

#100: Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic (2003)
#99: Kirby's Adventure (1993)
#98: Wolfenstein 3-D (1992)
#97: Dragon Quest VIII: Journey of the Cursed King (2004)
#96: Diablo II (2000)
#95: Super Monkey Ball (2001)
#94: Super Mario Galaxy (2007)
#93: Metroid: Zero Mission (2004)
#92: Maniac Mansion (1987)
#91: Rez (2001)
#90: Super Mario Bros 2 (1988)
#89: Eye of the Beholder II: The Legend of Darkmoon (1991)
#88: Lords of Midnight (1984)
#87: Double Dragon II - The Revenge (1988)
#86: Master of Magic (1993)
#85: WipEout 2097 (1996)
#84: The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion (2006)
#83: A Mind Forever Voyaging (1985)
#82: Halo: Combat Evolved (2001)
#81: Defender (1980)
#80: River City Ransom (1989)
#79: Ico (2001)
#78: Baldur's Gate II: Shadows of Amn (2000)
#77: Spy Hunter (1983)
#76: Xenogears (1998)
#75: Ninja Gaiden (1988)
#74: Elite (1984)
#73: Scorched Earth (1991)
#72: Castlevania (1986)
#71: Metroid (1986)
#70: Deus Ex (2000)
#69: Tomb Raider
#68: Bioshock (2007)
#67: Contra (1987)
#66: The Sims (2000)
#65: Secret of Mana (1993)
#64: Nethack (1987)
#63: Cannon Fodder (1993)
#62: Planescape: Torment (1999)
#61: Final Fantasy VII (1997)
#60: Prince of Persia (1989)
#59: Sega NHL series (1991-2007)
#58: R-Type (1987)
#57: Grim Fandango (1998)
#56: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time (1991)
#55: Galaga (1981)
#54: Rainbow Islands: The Story of Bubble Bobble 2 (1987)
#53: Guitar Hero (2005)
#52: Worms Armageddon (1999)
#51: Jet Set Radio (2000)
#50: Gran Turismo series (1997-)
#49: Chuckie Egg (1983)
#48: Marble Madness (1984)
#47: Pac-Man (1980)
#46: Castlevania: Symphony of the Night (1997)
#45: Dance Dance Revolution series (1998-)
#44: Wii Sports (2006)
#43: Micro Machines (1991)
#42: Portal (2007)
#41: Singstar series (2004-)
#40: Arkanoid (1986)
#39: The Legend of Zelda (1986)
#38: Another World (1991)
#37: Final Fantasy Tactics (1997)
#36: Katamari Damacy (2004)
#35: Monkey Island 2: LeChuck's Revenge (1991)
#34: Sensible Soccer series (1992-1998)
#33: The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time (1998)
#32: Madden NFL series (1988-)
#31: Half-Life (1998)
#30: Resident Evil 4 (2005)
#29: We ♥ Katamari (2005)
#28: Worms (1995)
#27: Speedball II: Brutal Deluxe (1990)
#26: Grand Theft Auto III (2001)
#25: GoldenEye 007 (1997)
#24: Bomberman (1983)
#23: Fallout (1997)
#22: Bubble Bobble (1986)
#21: Mega Man 2 (1989)
#20: Sid Meier's Pirates! (1987)
#19: Super Metroid (1994)
#18: Super Mario 64 (1996)
#17: Championship Manager/Football Manager series (1992-)
#16: Metal Gear Solid (1998)
#15: Super Mario Bros. 3 (1988)
#14: Super Mario Bros. (1985)
#13: Half-Life 2 (2004)
#12: Pro Evolution Soccer series (2001-)
#11: Chrono Trigger (1995)
#10: The Secret of Monkey Island (1990)
#9: Sonic the Hedgehog (1991)
#8: Lemmings (1991)
#7: Super Mario Kart (1992)
#6: Grand Theft Auto: Vice City (2002)
#5: Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas (2004)
#4: Super Mario World (1990)
#3: The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past (1991)
#2: Tetris (1985)
#1: Sid Meier's Civilization II (1996)

Raw Patrick, Sunday, 4 May 2008 23:57 (fifteen years ago) link

Good one Dom.

Raw Patrick, Sunday, 4 May 2008 23:58 (fifteen years ago) link

I'm really glad to see Chuckie Egg so high.

Raw Patrick, Monday, 5 May 2008 00:01 (fifteen years ago) link

Ballot:

Defender

Chuckie Egg
Bubble Bobble
Guitar Hero
Legend of Zelda: A Link To The Past
Super Mario Kart
Super Mario World
Tetris
Grand Theft Auto: Vice City
Singstar series
Dance Dance Revolution
Bomberman
Zelda: Ocarina of Time

International Track & Field
Tempest
Elite

Marble Madness
R-Type
Mega Man 2
Boulderdash
Paradroid
Lords of Midnight
Super Mario Galaxy
Football Manager series (Kevin Tom)
Rainbow Islands
Galaga
Head Over Heels
Sonic the Hedgehog
Spy Hunter
The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker

Raw Patrick, Monday, 5 May 2008 00:01 (fifteen years ago) link

I know no-one cares.

Raw Patrick, Monday, 5 May 2008 00:01 (fifteen years ago) link

Were there any RTS games in the list? Or even nominated? No flight simulators either, haha.

Glad Cannon Fodder & Worms placed - awesome use of graphical limitations to portray cartoonish violence, excellent soundtrack/sound design, and fun just to muck around in. Lemmings kinda fits in here, too.

Interesting that Blizzard only managed to get one game on the list - Diablo 2 was pretty much a souped-up Gauntlet clickfest, which is GREAT - more of an action game than an RPG. Really wish The Lost Vikings or Starcraft had been nominated - Blizzard are like Rockstar (or, y'know, insert-Japanese-gaming-company-here) with the level of detail/easter eggs in their worlds. Anyone apart from HI DERE w/me?

etc, Monday, 5 May 2008 00:09 (fifteen years ago) link

i've had a hard disk failure since I sent my ballot so have forgotten what my picks were. But apparently

1. SMB3
2. Chuckie Egg
3. Rainbow Islands

All three transcendent platform games, each without flaw and a self-contained wonder in itself.

That said, have very few complaints about civ2 being top of our list (Dom it must have been top 10 for me, no?)

Have to say, this is why I <3 ILX. Good work everyone.

Thomas, Monday, 5 May 2008 00:11 (fifteen years ago) link

I've definately played more Master Of Magic than any of the Civ games, probably because the endgame never dragged out as long as those of Civ, & was more fun to tweak what you started with.

etc, Monday, 5 May 2008 00:12 (fifteen years ago) link

80s top 10:
#2: Tetris (1985)
#14: Super Mario Bros. (1985)
#15: Super Mario Bros. 3 (1988)
#20: Sid Meier's Pirates! (1987)
#21: Mega Man 2 (1989)
#22: Bubble Bobble (1986)
#24: Bomberman (1983)
#32: Madden NFL series (1988-)
#39: The Legend of Zelda (1986)
#40: Arkanoid (1986)

90s top 10:
#1: Sid Meier's Civilization II (1996)
#3: The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past (1991)
#4: Super Mario World (1990)
#7: Super Mario Kart (1992)
#8: Lemmings (1991)
#9: Sonic the Hedgehog (1991)
#10: The Secret of Monkey Island (1990)
#11: Chrono Trigger (1995)
#16: Metal Gear Solid (1998)
#17: Championship Manager/Football Manager series (1992-)

00s top 10:
#5: Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas (2004)
#6: Grand Theft Auto: Vice City (2002)
#12: Pro Evolution Soccer series (2001-)
#13: Half-Life 2 (2004)
#17: Championship Manager/Football Manager series (1992-)
#26: Grand Theft Auto III (2001)
#29: We ♥ Katamari (2005)
#30: Resident Evil 4 (2005)
#32: Madden NFL series (1988-)
#36: Katamari Damacy (2004)

blueski, Monday, 5 May 2008 00:13 (fifteen years ago) link

90s FTW then? what is ILX average age again?

Thomas, Monday, 5 May 2008 00:15 (fifteen years ago) link

no fighting or rts games wau

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Monday, 5 May 2008 00:16 (fifteen years ago) link

90s FTW then? what is ILX average age again?

-- Thomas, Monday, 5 May 2008 01:15 (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

We worked this out didn't we? Around 26.

Dom Passantino, Monday, 5 May 2008 00:20 (fifteen years ago) link

no simcity!!!! fuck

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Monday, 5 May 2008 00:21 (fifteen years ago) link

Factoids:

*1991 was the most popular year, scoring 10 games (including the start of Sega NHL series)

*Top 5 Developers:
1. Nintendo EAD - 10 games
2. Konami - 6 games
3. Square - 5 games
4. Namco - 4 games
5. TIE: Taito, Nintendo R&D1, Valve - 3 games

*Top 5 Publishers:
1. Nintendo - 16 games
2. Konami - 7 games
3-4. TIE again: Sega, Square - 5 games
5. MicroProse - 4 games

*Top O.G. Formats:
1. Arcade - 14 games
2. PlayStation 2 - 9 games
3. PlayStation - 8 games
3. PC DOS - 8 games
5. PC Windows - 7 games
5. Commodore Amiga - 7 games
5. NES - 7 games
8. SNES - 6 games
9. PC - 5 games

Etc etc...

emil.y, Monday, 5 May 2008 00:21 (fifteen years ago) link

Hey stevem, wanna do Top 10s by country? US/UK/Japan, uh, Russia for Tetris ... any others?

I'm one of the Goldeneye-haters, but I set up SERIAL CABLE games of Doom/Doom 2 in my school's computer lab & charged people 50c to play.

No fighting games, heh - Street Fighter II was everyone's formative fish'n'chip shop arcade game in Rotorua, & I wasted heaps of time playing Soul Calibur, One Must Fall: 2097 & Tekken 3.

Games on this list my Dad played: Tetris, Worms, Lemmings.

etc, Monday, 5 May 2008 00:24 (fifteen years ago) link

No Simcity or other games occasionally used as "educational" in the classroom or whatever - Where In The World Is Carmen Sandiago?, Operation Neptune ... what else?

etc, Monday, 5 May 2008 00:25 (fifteen years ago) link

simcity is the only one of those i would consider top 100 worthy

also no "THE SIMS"

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Monday, 5 May 2008 00:27 (fifteen years ago) link

No World of Warcraft?

Mr. Snrub, Monday, 5 May 2008 00:29 (fifteen years ago) link

No Simcity or other games occasionally used as "educational" in the classroom or whatever - Where In The World Is Carmen Sandiago?, Operation Neptune ... what else?

-- etc, Monday, 5 May 2008 01:25 (18 seconds ago) Bookmark Link

We played Lemmings at our school as a "puzzle solving" exercise, back in... 1994?

Dom Passantino, Monday, 5 May 2008 00:29 (fifteen years ago) link

xpost: no one could tear themselves away from it long enough to vote

ciderpress, Monday, 5 May 2008 00:35 (fifteen years ago) link

Lemmings was from a neat era in computer games, where you could have special christmas editions that were pretty much glorified demos with holiday themes. Always liked them.

kingfish, Monday, 5 May 2008 00:38 (fifteen years ago) link

Not necessarily top-100 worthy, but etc is probably right to be surprised - normally you'd expect lots of nostalgia for things like Oregon Trail and Odell Lake. Especially if weird, really garish-looking platformers you've never even heard of ("Chuckie Egg"??? Bubble Bobble 2???) are getting in.

The absence of fighting games and RTSes *is* shocking though. Didn't realize ILX skewed so heavily towards geek games. I take no issue with that - I'm happy to be among my kind - it's just interesting.

Doctor Casino, Monday, 5 May 2008 00:42 (fifteen years ago) link

Chuckie Egg and Rainbow Islands II were both massive in the UK. I think Rainbow Islands may have been the biggest selling C64 title ever.

Dom Passantino, Monday, 5 May 2008 00:43 (fifteen years ago) link

(ps, lovers of Chuckie Egg etc may freely mock my vote for Commander Keen, representative of countless not-quite-as-good-as-Mario PC shareware platformers from the golden age of the BBS.)

Doctor Casino, Monday, 5 May 2008 00:45 (fifteen years ago) link

Commander Keen has more in common with Metroid or Castlevania than Mario

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Monday, 5 May 2008 00:46 (fifteen years ago) link

How did Last Ninja do over there? I have no real sense of what the really popular games for C64 were in the States, and just played what my dad and brother bought. In hindsight, we really had a ton of games...how much did C64 games cost, typically? Was my family dealing drugs?

Doctor Casino, Monday, 5 May 2008 00:46 (fifteen years ago) link

re: Keen, I could see that - bigger levels, gathering keys, etc. (An even closer Metroid clone: the impossibly difficult Captain Comic.)

Doctor Casino, Monday, 5 May 2008 00:47 (fifteen years ago) link

The only nominated fighting games were pretty crappy but I still voted for SNK vs. Capcom 2 hoping it would make the list and rep for SFII, Darkstalkers et al

Lamp, Monday, 5 May 2008 00:51 (fifteen years ago) link

Aw NO EARTHBOUND. *96 taers*

Abbott, Monday, 5 May 2008 00:53 (fifteen years ago) link

^*co-signs this with a 97th tear*

czn, Monday, 5 May 2008 01:12 (fifteen years ago) link

Lack of any Ultima and Star Control II is highly disappointing, lost forever in the era of weird non-internet PC computing.

burt_stanton, Monday, 5 May 2008 01:20 (fifteen years ago) link

Did Simcity evn get nominated? Wait, did I nominate it? I know I did the Sims... gah I wish I'd voted, now :)

Trayce, Monday, 5 May 2008 01:23 (fifteen years ago) link

THIS JUST GOES TO SHOW

VOTERS OF THE WORLD

YOUR VOTE IS IMPORTANT

Abbott, Monday, 5 May 2008 02:27 (fifteen years ago) link

Well I would have voted for the Sims and Oblivion anyway which won't have made much difference.

Trayce, Monday, 5 May 2008 02:28 (fifteen years ago) link

I've never played Civ. I suppose I really should, some time.

Trayce, Monday, 5 May 2008 02:28 (fifteen years ago) link

http://blog.project76.tv/Images/bAewIU_blogVoteSaxon.jpg

Abbott, Monday, 5 May 2008 02:33 (fifteen years ago) link

dom what was my ballot? I sent it to you through ILX-mail and I don't appear to have saved a text copy

El Tomboto, Monday, 5 May 2008 02:39 (fifteen years ago) link

anyway classic, classic results, well done everyone.
I do wish more people would post to ILG for general discussion of stuff. Maybe I should move my RCR thread over there

El Tomboto, Monday, 5 May 2008 02:40 (fifteen years ago) link

people complaining should have been perhaps more fastidious during the nomination period, Diablo II being Blizzard's only contribution to these results is kind of ZUH

El Tomboto, Monday, 5 May 2008 02:41 (fifteen years ago) link

san andreas is not the best gta

deej, Monday, 5 May 2008 02:48 (fifteen years ago) link

yeah, I heard they made another one after that.

El Tomboto, Monday, 5 May 2008 02:49 (fifteen years ago) link

Is there an animated gif of John Saxon w/ gasmask doing a hearty double thumbs-up?

kingfish, Monday, 5 May 2008 03:09 (fifteen years ago) link

Wolfenstein over Doom? really?

latebloomer, Monday, 5 May 2008 03:37 (fifteen years ago) link

i personally always preferred wolfenstein because you got to shoot actual human beings, said el tomboto

deeznuts, Monday, 5 May 2008 03:39 (fifteen years ago) link

i hope that worked

deeznuts, Monday, 5 May 2008 03:40 (fifteen years ago) link

great poll, Dom! thanks for your work!

Euler, Monday, 5 May 2008 03:47 (fifteen years ago) link

yeah, I heard they made another one after that.

-- El Tomboto, Sunday, May 4, 2008 9:49 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link

great game but so messy in terms of bugs + graphics, too ambitious for tech of the time

deej, Monday, 5 May 2008 04:01 (fifteen years ago) link

wut

Z S, Monday, 5 May 2008 04:03 (fifteen years ago) link

san andreas is really sluggish. i could never get into it.

latebloomer, Monday, 5 May 2008 04:03 (fifteen years ago) link

x-post to zs

i think deej thought tom meant san andreas

latebloomer, Monday, 5 May 2008 04:04 (fifteen years ago) link

wait, i just confoozled myself

latebloomer, Monday, 5 May 2008 04:06 (fifteen years ago) link

hahahaha

http://images.jupiterimages.com/common/detail/27/00/23120027.jpg

Z S, Monday, 5 May 2008 04:11 (fifteen years ago) link

(ps, lovers of Chuckie Egg etc may freely mock my vote for Commander Keen, representative of countless not-quite-as-good-as-Mario PC shareware platformers from the golden age of the BBS.)

I ended up playing lots of these kind've things - I've got very fond memories of Commander Keen IV ... not too many other games have replicated the, uh, Macauley Culkin-goes-scifi-goes-Bugs-Bunny feel of it, & the sounds effects from the original series (the ice-block cannon) sporadically haunt me. Keen instead of Mario, Wacky Wheels instead of Mario Kart, Jazz Jackrabbit instead of Sonic ... TS: Apogee vs Epic Megagames. My Dad REGISTERED Paganitzu! Crystal Caves, Tyrian, Raptor ...

Some more: this game was ridiculously fun in 1992! So long as you played it on your uncle's computer with the good sound card and the good processor - it was BLINDINGLY fast and the sounds just seemed MASSIVE - especially the chaingun. And the Nazi exclamations! Okay, banging around smacking spacebar and hoping to find secret doors got old fast, and the whole game looks basically the same, but compared to anything else I was playing at the time it was amazing. And yeah, the violence - cartoony though it seems now - was otherwise unavailable on my PC. The shock of the new!

Yeah, I voted for it largely on "seminal" terms and because its successor DOOM weren't available - but I really did play the hell out of Wolf/Spear.

OTM.

I'm kind've surprised JRPGs didn't do better - I figured they'd be the silent-majority equivalent of Radiohead on all those ILM polls.

etc, Monday, 5 May 2008 04:14 (fifteen years ago) link

I can't remember too much from Epic Megagames besides Jill of the Jungle and Jazz Jackrabbit - whereas Apogee had the Keen series, plus a host of lesser but still diverting shareware smashes - Cosmo, the one with the kid in the horror setting, Secret Agent, the original Duke Nukem, Major Stryker, etc. Oh, shit, Raptor! Now that actually had some sweet graphics.

As far as Keen goes, IV and VI are where it's at, for sure. IV for the music, and VI for the name "Fribbulus Xax."

We never registered a god damn thing. :(

Doctor Casino, Monday, 5 May 2008 04:34 (fifteen years ago) link

When we do this again the top 20 should just be C64 games with digitized speech.

New ILX motto: "AHH. ANOTHER VISITOR. STAY AWHILE. STAYYYY FOREVER!"

Doctor Casino, Monday, 5 May 2008 04:48 (fifteen years ago) link

That David Kushner book Masters of Doom has a, uh, dramatic re-telling of how the smooth scrolling of Commander Keen was stumbled upon, if you haven't read it - really punchy narrative.

the one with the kid in the horror setting
Monster Bash! Creepiest thing about that game was the kid's jumpsuit or whatever; the look of the thing wasn't as crisp/clean as Crystal Caves/Secret Agent (though that wasn't as much of a problem for Jill Of The Jungle - the grainyness worked for the setting) ... Hocus Pocus & Mystic Towers were entertaining, Rise Of The Triad was really WEIRD 3d shooter coming after Doom (all those hallucinogenic/environment altering "powerups"!) ... I kind've forgive Epic everything for One Must Fall: 2097, the only successful attempt at a PC fighting game - console/arcade fighters couldn't pull off the upgrading-yr-robot/pilot system that made it so fun. Has TOMBOT played it?
http://www.ibiblio.org/GameBytes/issue21/flooks/omf6.gif
http://www.thehouseofgames.net/files/o/one_must_fall/one_must_fall-5.jpg

No Arkanoid/Breakout (or PONG!) games in the list!

etc, Monday, 5 May 2008 05:02 (fifteen years ago) link

oh fuck yeah I played the hell out of some OMF. The boss mech was such a fucking cheater. best bot was the FLAIL by a long shot

El Tomboto, Monday, 5 May 2008 06:04 (fifteen years ago) link

"That David Kushner book Masters of Doom"

great book! really entertaining

latebloomer, Monday, 5 May 2008 06:15 (fifteen years ago) link

Damn, I read like 3 pages of it and gave it back to my ex. He'd said "if you ever want to understand me and what I do, this book will do that".

I feel bad for not reading it now.

Trayce, Monday, 5 May 2008 06:21 (fifteen years ago) link

Fucking Rygar People!!!!

I forgot to cast my ballot in time, though, so I can't really complain. I'm also sorry to see that Ninja Gaiden didn't make the cut either, but then my gaming salad days span from about 1988 to 1993. Great work Dom!

Pillbox, Monday, 5 May 2008 06:53 (fifteen years ago) link

Civ II is kind of weird in that I've played it the most of any Civ and it's obviously terrific, but it also has bad parts (caravan trading, micromanagement) that the later games fixed. And yet it's still my favorite.

OTM

Phil if you want to play a championship manager and don't know about football, start with CM2, it's way easier to get into and you won't notice the players are old.

Gravel Puzzleworth, Monday, 5 May 2008 07:50 (fifteen years ago) link

Phil if you want to play a championship manager and don't know about football, start with CM2, it's way easier to get into and you won't notice the players are old.

maybe i'll just stick to romance of the three kingdoms 8. they cant be that much different anyway?

phil-two, Monday, 5 May 2008 08:27 (fifteen years ago) link

No Arkanoid/Breakout (or PONG!) games in the list!

Arkanoid is on the list. It shouldn't be.

Best breakout = the one free w/the ZX Spectrum.

Raw Patrick, Monday, 5 May 2008 10:30 (fifteen years ago) link

I missed all yesterday so I need to sit down and read this when my eyes are uncrossed and I'm marginally less pukey but as a quick observation TETRIS IS NOT THE NUMBER 2 GAME EVER YOU CLUELESS ASPIE RUBES FUCK YOU FUCK YOU ALL DIE MOTHERFUCKER DIE MOTHERFUCKER DIE

Noodle Vague, Monday, 5 May 2008 11:36 (fifteen years ago) link

Ahem.

My votes, which I'm wondering if Dom got cos I voted highest for some of this shit and never got no credit at all WHY DID YOU HAVE TO EQUALISE WATFORD YOU JAMMY TOSSBAGS?

1. Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas
2. Morrowind
3. Tomb Raider
4. Sid Meier's Civilization II
5. Half-Life
6. Grand Theft Auto III
7. Championship Manager/Football Manager series (Sports Interactive)
8. The Secret of Monkey Island II: Le Chuck's Revenge
9. Lords of Midnight
10. Dragontorc
11. We Love Katamari
12. Eye of the Beholder II
13. Treasure Island Dizzy
14. Super Mario World
15. Super Mario Brothers 3
16. Sonic the Hedgehog
17. Rainbow Islands
18. Lemmings
19. Grand Theft Auto: Vice City
20. Monkey Island
21. Sid Meier's Pirates!
22. Super Mario Brothers 2
23. Nethack
24. Legend of Zelda: A Link To The Past
25. Worms
26. Q-Bert
27. Cannon Fodder
28. Head Over Heels
29. Football Manager series (Kevin Tom)
30. Defender

Noodle Vague, Monday, 5 May 2008 12:15 (fifteen years ago) link

ONE MUST FALL, OMG

HI DERE, Monday, 5 May 2008 12:28 (fifteen years ago) link

people complaining should have been perhaps more fastidious during the nomination period, Diablo II being Blizzard's only contribution to these results is kind of ZUH

-- El Tomboto, Monday, 5 May 2008 02:41 (10 hours ago) Link

i would've if i even KNEW ABOUT IT YOU SIMPERING LITTLE LORD FAUNTLEROY FAGBABY

you people. YOUUUU PEOPLE

cankles, Monday, 5 May 2008 13:19 (fifteen years ago) link

Shit, I forgot about the robot upgrade thing in One Must Fall! Really great idea - I've always thought fighting games that played more like RPGs were an under-explored genre.

Doctor Casino, Monday, 5 May 2008 14:54 (fifteen years ago) link

srsly, that game almost made me fail out of school

HI DERE, Monday, 5 May 2008 15:17 (fifteen years ago) link

too many nintendo players for this poll to be valid

sunny successor, Monday, 5 May 2008 15:27 (fifteen years ago) link

^^^^^^

HI DERE, Monday, 5 May 2008 16:02 (fifteen years ago) link

that's like me saying "why so many games for pc and not mac"

El Tomboto, Monday, 5 May 2008 16:39 (fifteen years ago) link

but theyre all the same game

sunny successor, Monday, 5 May 2008 16:41 (fifteen years ago) link

My thirty, lower-than-100 bolded for sadness's sake:

1. Chrono Trigger
2. Fallout
3. Final Fantasy Tactics
4. Metal Gear Solid
5. Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas
6. Worms Armageddon
7. Super Mario Brothers 3
8. Portal
9. Tetris
10. Super Mario World
11. Suikoden II (TOMBOT TELL ME YOU PLAYED THE PS1 SUIKO GAMES... also the fifth one is good)
12. Half-Life 2
13. Championship Manager/Football Manager series (Sports Interactive)
14. Super Robot Taisen: Original Generation (so good)
15. Castlevania: Symphony Of the Night
16. Mars Matrix
17. Xenogears
18. SNK vs. Capcom 2
19. River City Ransom
20. Bioshock
21. Final Fantasy XII
22. Geometry Wars: Retro Evolved
23. Rez
24. Shadow of the Colossus
25. PacMan
26. Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney (seems like the perfect game for an ilxor)
27. Warlords
28. Planescape: Torment
29. Final Fantasy VII
30. Earthbound (i am SHOCKED)

I'd love to see the HMs, the ones who never quite made 100, because seriously I'll be shocked if Earthbound isn't #101 or something.

Will M., Monday, 5 May 2008 16:50 (fifteen years ago) link

too many cheetos drenched GTA dorks fuck you

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Monday, 5 May 2008 16:51 (fifteen years ago) link

Most overrated game of the 90s? That screenshot says it all - four hideous deformed freaks in a completely undifferentiated space. My friend Matt and I played this a couple years ago, and every deathmatch ended with us running out of time before we even found each other to try and shoot it out. Like, "OK, I'm gonna stand still in this room. You come here and shoot me." "Fuck, how do I get over there?" This game sucks.

-- Doctor Casino, Sunday, 4 May 2008 19:01 (Yesterday) Link

what the hell ever consider that maybe YOU sucks???

that championship manager game looks like something i would definitely geek out over if i was british or there was an american equiv

deeznuts, Monday, 5 May 2008 16:55 (fifteen years ago) link

no GTA:Mario Cart?

sunny successor, Monday, 5 May 2008 16:57 (fifteen years ago) link

for all the complaining about too many nintendo games i am way disappointed there is no excitebike

deeznuts, Monday, 5 May 2008 17:00 (fifteen years ago) link

that championship manager game looks like something i would definitely geek out over if i was british or there was an american equiv

-- deeznuts, Monday, 5 May 2008 17:55 (14 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

Sports Interactive's American connects have worked on these two games, never played them though so I have no idea if they're in the same quality bracket:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/NHL_Eastside_Hockey_Manager_2007
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Out_of_the_Park_Baseball

Dom Passantino, Monday, 5 May 2008 17:10 (fifteen years ago) link

Just as a heads-up, these are the games that placed 101-120:

101. Geoff Hammond's Formula 1 Grand Prix series
102. Tekken 2
103. Football Manager series (Kevin Tom)
104. Q-Bert
105. Shadow of the Colossus
106. Crysis
107. 101. Zarch/Virus
108. Bust a Move
109. Daley Thompson’s Decathlon
110. Final Fantasy XII
111. Treasure Island Dizzy
112. International Track & Field
113. Jungle Strike
114. King's Quest
115. Tempest
116. The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker
117. Warlords
118. Autoduel
119. Strider
120. X-Wing

Dom Passantino, Monday, 5 May 2008 17:18 (fifteen years ago) link

I've played them. Football Manager is leagues better than EHM, I didn't get too into OOTPB but it is apparently similarly awesome among baseball stat-heads. But yeah, EHM completely lost the plot and played like a shitty communist FM. Plus the player qualities were very, very dubious (Antero Niittymaki as the best goaltender of a generation is just LOL).

I played EH becaue my friend like FM but I didn't know soccer. I played FM later and it got me into soccer. If you are aspie, pick up FM and you will soon be knowing the soccer very much.

Xpost lol no Earthbound still?! That is seriously astounding.

Will M., Monday, 5 May 2008 17:18 (fifteen years ago) link

I put Morrowind 2ND and it didn't break the top 120???

Noodle Vague, Monday, 5 May 2008 17:31 (fifteen years ago) link

My ballot. Games that didn't make the Top 100

1. Secret of Mana
2. Frontier: Elite II - not enough Commodore Amiga owners up in this thread
3. Half-Life
4. Legend of Zelda: A Link To The Past
5. Super Monkey Ball
6. Tetris
7. Goldeneye
8. Lemmings
9. The Secret of Monkey Island II: Le Chuck’s Revenge
10. Tomb Raider
11. Super Mario Kart
12. Galaga
13. Sonic the Hedgehog
14. Super Mario Brothers 3
15. Geometry Wars: Retro Evolved - play this if you haven't: http://worldofstuart.excellentcontent.com/grid/wars.htm
16. Monkey Island
17. Sid Meier’s Pirates!
18. Super Mario Bros
19. Sid Meier’s Civilization II
20. Bust a Move
21. Zelda: Ocarina of Time
22. International Track & Field
23. Championship Manager/Football Manager series (Sports Interactive)
24. Super Mario World
25. Bomberman
26. Super Mario Brothers 2
27. Cannon Fodder
28. Rainbow Islands
29. Chuckie Egg
30. Chrono Trigger

People who voted for Chrono Trigger higher than SOM are crazy.

caek, Monday, 5 May 2008 17:45 (fifteen years ago) link

Games that didn't make the top 100 in bold, that is.

caek, Monday, 5 May 2008 17:46 (fifteen years ago) link

Only four missing out. Do I have the most MOR tastes on ILG?

caek, Monday, 5 May 2008 17:49 (fifteen years ago) link

11. Suikoden II (TOMBOT TELL ME YOU PLAYED THE PS1 SUIKO GAMES... also the fifth one is good)

I have suikoden v at home waiting for me to finish a bunch of other silly stuff.

El Tomboto, Monday, 5 May 2008 17:49 (fifteen years ago) link

15. Geometry Wars: Retro Evolved - play this if you haven't: http://worldofstuart.excellentcontent.com/grid/wars.htm

-- caek, Monday, 5 May 2008 18:45 (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

I saw Stuart Campbell (online) the other day trolling a feminist opinions4u blog comments section. Big inspiration on me as a writer, obv.

Dom Passantino, Monday, 5 May 2008 17:53 (fifteen years ago) link

dom wtf i never voted for zelda or a resident evil?!?!?!?!?

hi it's ken c here's my list lololol

1. Dance Dance Revolution
2. Pro Evo series
3. Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas
4. Grand Theft Auto III
5. Sid Meier's Civilization II
6. Sonic the Hedgehog
7. Another World (aka Out Of This World)
8. Metal Gear Solid
9. Half-Life 2
10. Prince of Persia
11. Lemmings
12. Worms
13. Super Mario Bros
14. Contra
15. Wii Sports
16. Singstar series - great game spoilt by embracement from hipsters
17. Zarch/Virus
18. X-Wing
19. Bomberman
20. Bubble Bobble

ken c, Monday, 5 May 2008 17:55 (fifteen years ago) link

were tombot and I the only people to vote for secret of mana? how did you place it tombot? did you track down your ballot yet?

Thanks very much for doing this dom. would love to see your ballot. stuart campbell and friends feature pretty heavy in my magazine thread which never really took off ;_; A history of your magazine/newspaper reading, from birth to present

caek, Monday, 5 May 2008 17:55 (fifteen years ago) link

caek, i bet lots of people had only 0 or 1 not even make the list

tombot, you should really check out i/ii if you can (i recommend emulating or something). they are seriously he best rpgs of that era. so much <3 for them.

Will M., Monday, 5 May 2008 17:56 (fifteen years ago) link

I repped for the first Suikoden somewhere way up there. I hadn't played Shining Force before I first played Suikoden, so I was really blown away by the whole strategy thing with the combat.

Noodle Vague, Monday, 5 May 2008 17:59 (fifteen years ago) link

1) Nethack
Mega Man 2
Katamari Damacy
Lords of Midnight
Raid On Bungeling Bay
Sid Meier's Pirates!
Legend of Zelda: A Link To The Past
Scorched Earth
Super Mario World
Sid Meier's Civilization II
Monkey Island
TMNT 4: Turtles in Time
Spy Hunter
Super Metroid
Super Mario 64
Fallout
Ultima IV
The Sims
Wolfenstein 3D
Bomberman
Castlevania
Super Mario Brothers 3
Links 386 Pro
Pac-Man
Out-Run
Goldeneye
Actraiser
Duck Tales
Worms Armageddon
30) Double Dragon II: The Revenge

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Monday, 5 May 2008 18:05 (fifteen years ago) link

were tombot and I the only people to vote for secret of mana?

I did, can't recall where... ballot posted a little bit upthread.

Doctor Casino, Monday, 5 May 2008 18:05 (fifteen years ago) link

1. Q-Bert
2. Planescape: Torment
3. Baldurs Gate 2: Shadows of Amn
4. Knights of the Old Republic
5. Marble Madness
6. Tempest
7. Jet Set Radio
8. Tetris
9. Eye of the Beholder II
10. Sid Meier's Civilization II
11. Dune 2
12. Centipede
13. Pole Position
14. Super Mario Kart
15. Arkanoid
16. Diablo 2
17. Prince of Persia
18. Tomb Raider
19. Metroid
20. Galaga
21. Defender
22. PacMan
23. Goldeneye
24. 720
25. Super Puzzle Fighter Alpha II Turbo
26. The Secret of Monkey Island II: Le Chuck's Revenge
27. Rock Band
28. Spy Hunter
29. Tekken 2
30. Bomberman

9 of my games missed the top 100, and 3 of those were in the top 120.

HI DERE, Monday, 5 May 2008 18:11 (fifteen years ago) link

Okay that Top 100 in full:

#100: Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic
#99: Kirby's Adventure
#98: Wolfenstein 3-D
#97: Dragon Quest VIII: Journey of the Cursed King
#96: Diablo II
#95: Super Monkey Ball
#94: Super Mario Galaxy
#93: Metroid: Zero Mission
#92: Maniac Mansion
#91: Rez
#90: Super Mario Bros 2
#89: Eye of the Beholder II: The Legend of Darkmoon
#88: Lords of Midnight
#87: Double Dragon II - The Revenge
#86: Master of Magic
#85: WipEout 2097
#84: The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion
#83: A Mind Forever Voyaging
#82: Halo: Combat Evolved
#81: Defender
#80: River City Ransom
#79: Ico
#78: Baldur's Gate II: Shadows of Amn
#77: Spy Hunter
#76: Xenogears
#75: Ninja Gaiden
#74: Elite
#73: Scorched Earth
#72: Castlevania
#71: Metroid
#70: Deus Ex
#69: Tomb Raider
#68: Bioshock
#67: Contra
#66: The Sims
#65: Secret of Mana
#64: Nethack
#63: Cannon Fodder
#62: Planescape: Torment
#61: Final Fantasy VII
#60: Prince of Persia
#59: Sega NHL series
#58: R-Type
#57: Grim Fandango
#56: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time
#55: Galaga
#54: Rainbow Islands: The Story of Bubble Bobble 2
#53: Guitar Hero
#52: Worms Armageddon
#51: Jet Set Radio
#50: Gran Turismo series
#49: Chuckie Egg
#48: Marble Madness
#47: Pac-Man
#46: Castlevania: Symphony of the Night
#45: Dance Dance Revolution series
#44: Wii Sports
#43: Micro Machines
#42: Portal
#41: Singstar series
#40: Arkanoid
#39: The Legend of Zelda
#38: Another World
#37: Final Fantasy Tactics
#36: Katamari Damacy
#35: Monkey Island 2: LeChuck's Revenge
#34: Sensible Soccer series
#33: The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time
#32: Madden NFL series
#31: Half-Life
#30: Resident Evil 4
#29: We ♥ Katamari
#28: Worms
#27: Speedball II: Brutal Deluxe
#26: Grand Theft Auto III
#25: GoldenEye 007
#24: Bomberman
#23: Fallout
#22: Bubble Bobble
#21: Mega Man 2
#20: Sid Meier's Pirates!
#19: Super Metroid
#18: Super Mario 64
#17: Championship Manager/Football Manager series
#16: Metal Gear Solid
#15: Super Mario Bros. 3
#14: Super Mario Bros
#13: Half-Life 2
#12: Pro Evolution Soccer series
#11: Chrono Trigger
#10: The Secret of Monkey Island
#9: Sonic the Hedgehog
#8: Lemmings
#7: Super Mario Kart
#6: Grand Theft Auto: Vice City
#5: Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas
#4: Super Mario World
#3: The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past
#2: Tetris
#1: Sid Meier's Civilization II

Metal Gear Solid is mad over-rated, I think the Monkey Islands are the wrong way round, and you might as well have voted Attack of the Mutant Camels as bleeding Tetris, but hey! that's democracy.

Noodle Vague, Monday, 5 May 2008 18:34 (fifteen years ago) link

too many nintendo players for this poll to be valid

yeh because nintendo players are such a small minority in gaming ... er ... ok cos across 20 odd years nintendo games have consistently rated poorly ... um ... ok i give up.

zappi, Monday, 5 May 2008 18:59 (fifteen years ago) link

Okay that Top 100 in full:

I did that upthread!

Raw Patrick, Monday, 5 May 2008 19:31 (fifteen years ago) link

lol sorry Patrick I looked but didn't see it ow my head

Noodle Vague, Monday, 5 May 2008 19:32 (fifteen years ago) link

it's upside down both times

blueski, Monday, 5 May 2008 19:42 (fifteen years ago) link

It's the right way up. You're upside down.

Noodle Vague, Monday, 5 May 2008 19:44 (fifteen years ago) link

My list (looks like they all placed, except maybe Quake 2?):

A Mind Forever Voyaging
Deus Ex
Grim Fandango
Fallout
Final Fantasy VII
Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past
Civilization II
Monkey Island
Bioshock
The Sims
Chrono Trigger
Guitar Hero
Super Mario Bros
Baldur’s Gate II
Maniac Mansion
Madden NFL
Oblivion
Legend of Zelda
Theme Hospital
Xenogears
Monkey Island II: Le Chuck’s Revenge
Super Mario 64
Secret of Mana
Quake 2
GTA III

Mordy, Monday, 5 May 2008 19:56 (fifteen years ago) link

I don't get the love for Tomb Raider now and I didn't then. Duke Nukem 3D & Quake came out that year and Goldeneye came out the next year. Tomb Raider's levels feel like a shitty tech demo.

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Monday, 5 May 2008 20:09 (fifteen years ago) link

Like I said I think it's incredibly atmospheric, the music and the visuals give me a real sense of place and made me want to explore it. I like the melancholy of it and the almost loneliness of those remote tombs, and it achieves that despite shitty cut scenes and crap voice acting.

Noodle Vague, Monday, 5 May 2008 20:15 (fifteen years ago) link

I liked how everything looked like a bunch of dumpy polygons with shitty textures

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Monday, 5 May 2008 20:20 (fifteen years ago) link

Didn't have a PC back then so didn't know Quake, I don't think Duke Nukem's graphics are all that, I hated that 2D-ish thing going on with the scenery.

Noodle Vague, Monday, 5 May 2008 20:23 (fifteen years ago) link

Duke Nukem's gfx sucked but the multiplayer was awesome

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Monday, 5 May 2008 20:25 (fifteen years ago) link

I can totally understand people finding Tomb Raider boring, I think I just have a high tolerance for slow stuff.

Noodle Vague, Monday, 5 May 2008 20:27 (fifteen years ago) link

man hating "dumpy polygons with shitty textures" in tomb raider, but liking duke nukem 3d's multiplayer? it's almost like you just roll dice to decide what to not like

Will M., Monday, 5 May 2008 20:31 (fifteen years ago) link

1d20

max, Monday, 5 May 2008 20:33 (fifteen years ago) link

Duke Nukem had good gameplay. Tomb Raider was like a shitty 3d Zelda + duck hunt + autoaim - anything redeeming ever

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Monday, 5 May 2008 20:36 (fifteen years ago) link

HEY LOOK ANOTHER PUZZLE INVOLVING JUMPING

SHOOT SOME BATS

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Monday, 5 May 2008 20:36 (fifteen years ago) link

The auto-aim is used cleverly in the level with Lara's double, I think.

Noodle Vague, Monday, 5 May 2008 20:39 (fifteen years ago) link

That first Tomb Raider game was fantastic.

HI DERE, Monday, 5 May 2008 20:42 (fifteen years ago) link

command and conquer + street fighter pwn3d

ken c, Tuesday, 6 May 2008 02:19 (fifteen years ago) link

HEY LOOK ANOTHER PUZZLE INVOLVING JUMPING

SHOOT SOME BATS

-- Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Monday, May 5, 2008 8:36 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

so missing the point!

latebloomer, Tuesday, 6 May 2008 02:26 (fifteen years ago) link

I didn't vote because my taste in video games is really limited/specific, but here's what my ballot would have been:

1. Super Mario Bros
Legend of Zelda
Mega Man 2
Metroid
Super Mario World
Pac Man
Baseball Stars
Contra
Shadow of the Colossus
10. Super Mario Brothers 3
Grand Theft Auto: Vice City
Legend of Zelda: A Link To The Past
Ninja Gaiden
Rock Band
Guitar Hero
Madden NFL series
Portal
Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas
Worms Armageddon
20. Katamari Damacy
RBI Baseball
Skate
Half-Life 2
Super Mario Brothers 2
River City Ransom
Resident Evil 4
Super Puzzle Fighter Alpha II Turbo
Metal Gear
Bionic Commando
30. Bubble Bobble

polyphonic, Tuesday, 6 May 2008 06:44 (fifteen years ago) link

you're joking, right?

El Tomboto, Tuesday, 6 May 2008 06:46 (fifteen years ago) link

Nope, that's the crap I play! Aren't you glad I didn't vote?

polyphonic, Tuesday, 6 May 2008 06:47 (fifteen years ago) link

I think I can guarantee you that everybody else was more limited/specific than you were. I mean looking at your ballot that doesn't even make a lick of sense

El Tomboto, Tuesday, 6 May 2008 06:47 (fifteen years ago) link

classic ILX poll problem, people who like normal stuff don't vote in them, then the weirdos who DO vote in them complain about how crazy and outlandish and ridiculously off-kilter the results are

El Tomboto, Tuesday, 6 May 2008 06:48 (fifteen years ago) link

Which part doesn't make sense?

polyphonic, Tuesday, 6 May 2008 07:04 (fifteen years ago) link

"my taste in video games is really limited/specific" coz it's hardly limited/specific at all! Y're normal dude.

Raw Patrick, Tuesday, 6 May 2008 07:40 (fifteen years ago) link

HEY LOOK ANOTHER PUZZLE INVOLVING JUMPING

SHOOT SOME BATS

The first few levels really are like this, and I didn't bother with the rest.

abanana, Tuesday, 6 May 2008 08:18 (fifteen years ago) link

if i had voted, my top 5 would have been

1. TETRIS ATTACK
2. STREET FIGHTER 2
3. FINAL FANTASY 3/6
4. STAR CONTROL 2
5. CIVILIZATION 2

i guess only one made the top-100..

phil-two, Tuesday, 6 May 2008 12:28 (fifteen years ago) link

no one has made a good defense of boob raider yet! Phil two's list is pretty dope. Civ 1 & 2 were good games.

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Tuesday, 6 May 2008 13:00 (fifteen years ago) link

not a complaint per se, but i'd question why some games were available to vote for as a series while other sequels were in there individually. it's a pretty interesting list regardless. yay for Monkey Island making the top ten.

Upt0eleven, Tuesday, 6 May 2008 13:05 (fifteen years ago) link

Yea I would kind of say that all the GTA3 games were just "mission packs"

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Tuesday, 6 May 2008 13:09 (fifteen years ago) link

Dom, did you not get mine. I voted Vice City number one but didn't get credit for it ?

Ste, Tuesday, 6 May 2008 13:15 (fifteen years ago) link

tomb raider was all about atmosphere for me.

caek, Tuesday, 6 May 2008 13:15 (fifteen years ago) link

the GTA games were vastly different from each other, in comparison the Gran Turismo series all looked the flippin same.

Ste, Tuesday, 6 May 2008 13:17 (fifteen years ago) link

Like I said I think it's incredibly atmospheric, the music and the visuals give me a real sense of place and made me want to explore it. I like the melancholy of it and the almost loneliness of those remote tombs, and it achieves that despite shitty cut scenes and crap voice acting.

-- Noodle Vague, Monday, May 5, 2008 8:15 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

this pretty much sums it up!

latebloomer, Tuesday, 6 May 2008 13:18 (fifteen years ago) link

at the time it was pretty novel. even if the formula got pretty stale with all the sequels.

latebloomer, Tuesday, 6 May 2008 13:26 (fifteen years ago) link

+boobs

ken c, Tuesday, 6 May 2008 13:35 (fifteen years ago) link

it's no where near the same calibre as seeing chun li's knickers if you knock her out in SF2, obv

ken c, Tuesday, 6 May 2008 13:39 (fifteen years ago) link

HEY LOOK ANOTHER PUZZLE INVOLVING JUMPING

SHOOT SOME BATS

look, there were also puzzles involving levers, ok?

sunny successor, Tuesday, 6 May 2008 13:40 (fifteen years ago) link

the best part of being able to slow down an emulator

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Tuesday, 6 May 2008 13:41 (fifteen years ago) link

hahaha in the first tomb raider her boobs were just pointy polygons

latebloomer, Tuesday, 6 May 2008 13:41 (fifteen years ago) link

you don't like pointy boobs?

ken c, Tuesday, 6 May 2008 13:44 (fifteen years ago) link

are you gay or something

ken c, Tuesday, 6 May 2008 13:44 (fifteen years ago) link

from the greatest thread evah. to this. in 4 days.

Thomas, Tuesday, 6 May 2008 13:45 (fifteen years ago) link

ken's comments do not diminish this thread in the slightest. pointy boobs rool.

Upt0eleven, Tuesday, 6 May 2008 13:48 (fifteen years ago) link

the GTA games were vastly different from each other, in comparison the Gran Turismo series all looked the flippin same.

but equally the championship manager games on the amiga were totally different beasts from the one Dom and Louis are OCD about today. pro evolution soccer series (this is called Winning Eleven in the US right? lol) similarly changed a lot from the original incarnations of it.

monkey island one and two otoh, as with a number of other games in that list, were very much cut from the same cloth ----> vote splitting. as a series they would have presumably cracked the top 5. Governor Elaine marley the first fictioinal character i had a crush on.

Upt0eleven, Tuesday, 6 May 2008 13:57 (fifteen years ago) link

Just like to point out that last night on Football Manager 2008, I got Northampton Town promoted to the Premiership. In the 2016/2017 season. On the playoffs. After we'd been out of the play-offs all season up to the last three games. And losing the first leg 5-3 (won the second leg 2-0 and got through on penalties). And won the final 1-0 after West Brom had their catain sent off in the third minute.

Our ground capacity is 13,500. We are going to get royally SHAGGED this season.

Dom Passantino, Tuesday, 6 May 2008 14:00 (fifteen years ago) link

The game I am playing right now I got Ipswich up to the Prem in 2009-2010, and I think I am going to finish in 17th place! Woooooooo! They're one of the easier Champ teams, but all champ teams are difficult in the Prem...

Will M., Tuesday, 6 May 2008 14:55 (fifteen years ago) link

I haven't played WoW in a month ;_;

HI DERE, Tuesday, 6 May 2008 15:18 (fifteen years ago) link

Ive had GTA IV for almost a week and havent even opened it :(

sunny successor, Tuesday, 6 May 2008 15:28 (fifteen years ago) link

This thread seems to have faded away altogether too rapidly considering how much build-up and anticipation there was. presumably there's some kind of sexxy analogy that I can't be bothered to come up with but feel free to insert (lol) yr own.

I have nothing particularly worthwhile to say other than SIMCITY WTF? Which has been said many mnay times.

Upt0eleven, Thursday, 8 May 2008 09:26 (fifteen years ago) link

well my votes didn't seem to get registered so I'm in a strop about the whole thing

Ste, Thursday, 8 May 2008 09:30 (fifteen years ago) link

well make the strop PUBLIC and give it a full-blown airing in here.

Monkey Ball at 95???? CHRIST ON A BIKE

Upt0eleven, Thursday, 8 May 2008 09:33 (fifteen years ago) link

I did, and got ignored.

Ste, Thursday, 8 May 2008 09:35 (fifteen years ago) link

I guess my vote is the only reason Monkey Ball is in the top 100 at all. I love that game. The only one I've clocked on the hardest difficulty level since I was a kid.

caek, Thursday, 8 May 2008 09:51 (fifteen years ago) link

s'okay. i can understand the attachment i was urging people to nominate the chaos engine and the attack of the mutant camels in the earlier thread. and possibly would have picked ipod poker if i'd thought of it at the time.

Upt0eleven, Thursday, 8 May 2008 09:56 (fifteen years ago) link

oh god chaos engine

caek, Thursday, 8 May 2008 10:11 (fifteen years ago) link

three years pass...

i think we're due to redo this poll.
anybody wanna drive?

loads of personality, loved to chase chickens (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 27 October 2011 00:54 (twelve years ago) link

No way. I'll ride though.

Jeff, Thursday, 27 October 2011 00:55 (twelve years ago) link

#100: Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic (2003)
#99: Kirby's Adventure (1993)
#98: Wolfenstein 3-D (1992)
#97: Dragon Quest VIII: Journey of the Cursed King (2004)
#96: Diablo II (2000)
#95: Super Monkey Ball (2001)
#94: Super Mario Galaxy (2007)
#93: Metroid: Zero Mission (2004)
#92: Maniac Mansion (1987)
#91: Rez (2001)
#90: Super Mario Bros 2 (1988)
#89: Eye of the Beholder II: The Legend of Darkmoon (1991)
#88: Lords of Midnight (1984)
#87: Double Dragon II - The Revenge (1988)
#86: Master of Magic (1993)
#85: WipEout 2097 (1996)
#84: The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion (2006)
#83: A Mind Forever Voyaging (1985)
#82: Halo: Combat Evolved (2001)
#81: Defender (1980)
#80: River City Ransom (1989)
#79: Ico (2001)
#78: Baldur's Gate II: Shadows of Amn (2000)
#77: Spy Hunter (1983)
#76: Xenogears (1998)
#75: Ninja Gaiden (1988)
#74: Elite (1984)
#73: Scorched Earth (1991)
#72: Castlevania (1986)
#71: Metroid (1986)
#70: Deus Ex (2000)
#69: Tomb Raider
#68: Bioshock (2007)
#67: Contra (1987)
#66: The Sims (2000)
#65: Secret of Mana (1993)
#64: Nethack (1987)
#63: Cannon Fodder (1993)
#62: Planescape: Torment (1999)
#61: Final Fantasy VII (1997)
#60: Prince of Persia (1989)
#59: Sega NHL series (1991-2007)
#58: R-Type (1987)
#57: Grim Fandango (1998)
#56: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time (1991)
#55: Galaga (1981)
#54: Rainbow Islands: The Story of Bubble Bobble 2 (1987)
#53: Guitar Hero (2005)
#52: Worms Armageddon (1999)
#51: Jet Set Radio (2000)
#50: Gran Turismo series (1997-)
#49: Chuckie Egg (1983)
#48: Marble Madness (1984)
#47: Pac-Man (1980)
#46: Castlevania: Symphony of the Night (1997)
#45: Dance Dance Revolution series (1998-)
#44: Wii Sports (2006)
#43: Micro Machines (1991)
#42: Portal (2007)
#41: Singstar series (2004-)
#40: Arkanoid (1986)
#39: The Legend of Zelda (1986)
#38: Another World (1991)
#37: Final Fantasy Tactics (1997)
#36: Katamari Damacy (2004)
#35: Monkey Island 2: LeChuck's Revenge (1991)
#34: Sensible Soccer series (1992-1998)
#33: The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time (1998)
#32: Madden NFL series (1988-)
#31: Half-Life (1998)
#30: Resident Evil 4 (2005)
#29: We ♥ Katamari (2005)
#28: Worms (1995)
#27: Speedball II: Brutal Deluxe (1990)
#26: Grand Theft Auto III (2001)
#25: GoldenEye 007 (1997)
#24: Bomberman (1983)
#23: Fallout (1997)
#22: Bubble Bobble (1986)
#21: Mega Man 2 (1989)
#20: Sid Meier's Pirates! (1987)
#19: Super Metroid (1994)
#18: Super Mario 64 (1996)
#17: Championship Manager/Football Manager series (1992-)
#16: Metal Gear Solid (1998)
#15: Super Mario Bros. 3 (1988)
#14: Super Mario Bros. (1985)
#13: Half-Life 2 (2004)
#12: Pro Evolution Soccer series (2001-)
#11: Chrono Trigger (1995)
#10: The Secret of Monkey Island (1990)
#9: Sonic the Hedgehog (1991)
#8: Lemmings (1991)
#7: Super Mario Kart (1992)
#6: Grand Theft Auto: Vice City (2002)
#5: Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas (2004)
#4: Super Mario World (1990)
#3: The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past (1991)
#2: Tetris (1985)
#1: Sid Meier's Civilization II (1996)

i bet a quarter of these wouldn't make the cut today.

loads of personality, loved to chase chickens (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 27 October 2011 00:55 (twelve years ago) link

i mean, wii sports? singstar? defender?

loads of personality, loved to chase chickens (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 27 October 2011 00:56 (twelve years ago) link

all of these sorts of lists get dominated by newer games. i'd kinda rather see specific decade polls

Mordy, Thursday, 27 October 2011 01:04 (twelve years ago) link

another one, then?

RIP Big Muam mißya til I'm Libya (darraghmac), Thursday, 27 October 2011 01:15 (twelve years ago) link

#97: Dragon Quest VIII: Journey of the Cursed King (2004)

r.i.p. tombot realest bro alive

INDIE BAND (Lamp), Thursday, 27 October 2011 03:09 (twelve years ago) link

iirc dom had some contrived nominating system to ensure that the poll didnt get too clogged up w/ newer titles

INDIE BAND (Lamp), Thursday, 27 October 2011 03:10 (twelve years ago) link

i support this proposition for a decade specific poll

regarding the poll - STILLLLLLL, i'm not seeing why mario is warranted enough to gain multiple positions. the platformers were all very, very much the same game... innovative, possibly, in context of themselves but never in the wider spectrum of things. also i suspect iconoclasm for not including shadow of the colossus - as it is a really, truly great game.

kelpolaris, Thursday, 27 October 2011 03:32 (twelve years ago) link

we should do this cuz i'm new

occupy the A train (difficult listening hour), Sunday, 6 November 2011 05:31 (twelve years ago) link

i can run this next month once the semester is done

so solaris (Lamp), Sunday, 6 November 2011 07:09 (twelve years ago) link

i mean, wii sports? singstar? defender?

i'm a singstar defender.

why the sudden frenzy to do-over polls? are we getting old? is there nothing new under the sun?

ceci n'est pas un nom d'affichage (ledge), Sunday, 6 November 2011 17:20 (twelve years ago) link

This is nerds vs. jocks and US vs. UK at its finest.

...options. (Ówen P.), Sunday, 6 November 2011 18:22 (twelve years ago) link

Tru-nerds are the ones who play RPGs, fwiw. People who like Ico and Nethack go biking and on dates from time to time

...options. (Ówen P.), Sunday, 6 November 2011 18:23 (twelve years ago) link

j-rpg's, definitely. but fact that skyrim has it's own pre-launch parties and has been advertised off the fucking ying yang (television ads??) makes me thing rpg's have broken into that lower tier of nerdom.

or maybe its just bethesda games. i was thinking fallout 3 as another case-study til i realized these are all games developed by the same dudes.

jonny greenwood likes ico

NO NUTRITIONAL CONTENT (kelpolaris), Monday, 7 November 2011 02:43 (twelve years ago) link

would say Ico was more for dweebs than nerds

Bond 23: Skyrim (Noodle Vague), Monday, 7 November 2011 08:26 (twelve years ago) link

why the sudden frenzy to do-over polls? are we getting old? is there nothing new under the sun?

polls are fun and most ilx threads are super shitty atm idk

is there real interest in (re)doing this btw?? kidna feeling a video games poll of sort or another tbh

so solaris (Lamp), Wednesday, 9 November 2011 03:40 (twelve years ago) link

I like by decade.

Jeff, Wednesday, 9 November 2011 03:53 (twelve years ago) link

nominate the eighties.

ceci n'est pas un nom d'affichage (ledge), Wednesday, 9 November 2011 09:47 (twelve years ago) link

one year passes...

I'm looking for video game recommendations, and I guess this is as good a thread as any to ask for them...

I recently played through Kingdoms of Amalur, and I'm now playing Skyrim, and while I'm enjoying it a lot, one thing's kinda bugging me... In both of these games there's a "speech" skill, and even though it can occasionally be used to persuade or intimidate someone to do what I want, in 95% of the quests you just have to kill someone, using your speech skill with them is not even an option. I kinda miss Jade Empire, where a lot of quests (though obviously not all of them) could actually be solved either by persuading/intimidating someone, or by killing them. So, I was wondering if you could recommend me some good RPGs (preferably fantasy ones) where speech would actually matter?

Tuomas, Monday, 27 May 2013 11:37 (ten years ago) link

Planescape: Torment, Arcanum, Vampire the Masquerade: Bloodlines (at least for the first 3/4ths of the game), and Fallout 1, 2, and New Vegas all have interesting quest solutions for characters with strong speech skills.

one way street, Monday, 27 May 2013 12:27 (ten years ago) link

Think we might almost be getting close to it being okay to re-do this. Maybe in another year or two. Dom's ''each person gets one nom per decade'' really squeezed out some faves to the point where we had to have a secondary poll of flagrantly overlooked games (e.g. SFII). On the other hand, plenty of beloved cult-favorite stuff DID get nommed but still got no votes so maybe it was fine...

Doctor Casino, Monday, 27 May 2013 23:57 (ten years ago) link

dom haunts us from beyond the grave

turds (Hungry4Ass), Tuesday, 28 May 2013 00:04 (ten years ago) link

That list needs more Castlevania and Mega Man games.

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Tuesday, 28 May 2013 05:23 (ten years ago) link

Thanks for the recommendations, One Way Street! I've previously read positive comments on Planescape: Torment and Arcanum, but I'm not sure if I can handle the isometric (is that the correct word?) graphics and old-school RPG gameplay... Maybe I'll try them one day, though. As for Vampire the Masquerade, I'm kinda averse to vampire stuff in general, and the VtM franchise in particular, so I'm not sure I want to play that one.

So yeah, I'd still love to hear recommendations on newer (i.e. ones with 3D graphics) fantasy RPGs where fighting is not the only option.

Tuomas, Tuesday, 28 May 2013 08:29 (ten years ago) link

Action adventure game (a la Zelda or Psychonauts) recommendations are welcome too.

Tuomas, Tuesday, 28 May 2013 08:30 (ten years ago) link

one year passes...

i think we're due to redo this poll.
anybody wanna drive?

― loads of personality, loved to chase chickens (forksclovetofu)

If C+P doesn't destroy me, this is something i might be willing to do in ~6 months. if there's interest.

shit's obviously artisanal (Will M.), Monday, 26 January 2015 19:48 (nine years ago) link

I'd endorse that, it's been a reasonably long time and it might be interesting to see how things roll witha different nom system/ballot size. I'd vote, for sure, with the caveat that I haven't *played* that many additional games since 2008!

Doctor Casino, Monday, 26 January 2015 20:29 (nine years ago) link

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difficult listening hour, Monday, 26 January 2015 20:42 (nine years ago) link

I'd be down. I'd almost prefer, though, to see the results as applied to just this century. The older results seem fairly predictable and are likely to just show up again in a slightly different order.

Ronald Raisins (Old Lunch), Monday, 26 January 2015 21:03 (nine years ago) link

I dunno, I could see them being different. The weird "balanced decade" ballot meant that a lot of much-beloved older things were actually not eligible. OTOH this probably gave rise to some of the most interesting quirks (aka British games I'd never heard of before). There's also the factor of ILX membership turnover and some generational shifting. Still, I get where you're coming from - the 'canon' is more set for the 80s and 90s.

Doctor Casino, Monday, 26 January 2015 21:13 (nine years ago) link

gtfo with separate super mario entries but "championship manager series" "pro evolution series" imo

local eire man (darraghmac), Monday, 26 January 2015 21:23 (nine years ago) link

Yeah, no idea how I'd handle that if I were pollrunner though, like clearly a vote for SM64 is not the same as a vote for Super Mario Bros. The funny thing is you'd think it would lead to vote-splitting but then like EVERY Mario game placed! I guess I'd like to see no consolidations of series, but lots of horse-trading and backroom deals in the voting thread as fans of the hundreds of low-res Hop To It, Cricket Boy! games decide which one to vote for.

Doctor Casino, Monday, 26 January 2015 21:37 (nine years ago) link

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droit au butt (Euler), Monday, 26 January 2015 21:43 (nine years ago) link

Re: lumping series, I'm happy to go with whatever seems liek the popular option. Personally I'd say case-by-case and determined during the nominations.

Honestly don't see how lumping ~5-10 completely discrete games released over 30 years makes as much sense to you as ~20 games released annually with incremental changes, but if you wanna vote-split CM97 vs CM03 vs FM08 vs etc etc etc into oblivion I guess it's yr life.

shit's obviously artisanal (Will M.), Monday, 26 January 2015 21:47 (nine years ago) link

Like, a non-franchise poll would be cool. Nothing that has more than maybe one sequel or spin-off.

Ronald Raisins (Old Lunch), Monday, 26 January 2015 21:50 (nine years ago) link

I mean, we all know that everybody likes Mario and stealing cars in various cities.

Ronald Raisins (Old Lunch), Monday, 26 January 2015 21:51 (nine years ago) link

I think by decade would be better.

Also, I'd love to see a mobile games poll. Thinking just iOS/Android/etc.

Jeff, Monday, 26 January 2015 22:05 (nine years ago) link

I'd be willing to drive this one i think

Sounds like a forks display name (forksclovetofu), Monday, 26 January 2015 23:04 (nine years ago) link

maybe put it on ILE for maximum exposure

Sounds like a forks display name (forksclovetofu), Monday, 26 January 2015 23:05 (nine years ago) link

i think this thread is on ile, and yeah i def agree -- the more the merrier with the big ones!

shit's obviously artisanal (Will M.), Monday, 26 January 2015 23:10 (nine years ago) link

Decades is a pretty interesting idea. Wonder if making several separate ballots would intimidate some people out of playing along, or alternately encourage participation in certain decades by people who otherwise wouldn't bother.

Doctor Casino, Monday, 26 January 2015 23:36 (nine years ago) link

Decades seems like a weird way to split it, at least to me. I kinda prefer generations? (I did a PS2 poll some time ago, I should've included Xbox...)

shit's obviously artisanal (Will M.), Monday, 26 January 2015 23:38 (nine years ago) link

generations is ideal for console games i think

difficult listening hour, Monday, 26 January 2015 23:51 (nine years ago) link

(but)

difficult listening hour, Monday, 26 January 2015 23:51 (nine years ago) link

This was a really bizarre list. No fighting games either, which is kind of understandable because they usually tend to blur into series rather than stand on their own.

Robert Adam Gilmour, Tuesday, 27 January 2015 00:36 (nine years ago) link

Everyone thought someone else was going to burn their one '90s pick on Street Fighter II, but it turned out there were a lot of good games made in the 1990s.

Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 27 January 2015 00:50 (nine years ago) link

Symphony of the Night for one.

©Oz Quiz© (Adam Bruneau), Tuesday, 27 January 2015 00:56 (nine years ago) link

somebody start a nomination thread for video games of the 80's plz

Sounds like a forks display name (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 27 January 2015 01:25 (nine years ago) link

I still like generations -- question is, would we start at 1? 2? (3 is where everyone's a renaissance person i think, probably a lot more response on best NES vs best Atari 2600)

(and all 80s = good luck atari 2600)

shit's obviously artisanal (Will M.), Tuesday, 27 January 2015 05:35 (nine years ago) link

How do arcade and personal computer games fit in though?

Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 27 January 2015 06:34 (nine years ago) link

i reckon i might well be the biggest Football Manager saddo left on this board and no fucken way am i distinguishing one year from another, bundle or die imo

No Orchids for Ms. Blonde-ish (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 27 January 2015 07:08 (nine years ago) link

also if we do this again maybe my ballot won't get disappeared

No Orchids for Ms. Blonde-ish (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 27 January 2015 07:09 (nine years ago) link

is ILX still british enough for lords of midnight to place

♛ LIL UNIT ♛ (thomp), Tuesday, 27 January 2015 08:39 (nine years ago) link

important questions 2015

♛ LIL UNIT ♛ (thomp), Tuesday, 27 January 2015 08:39 (nine years ago) link

The handhelds hold roughly similar generations as well (DS vs PSP, 3DS vs Vita). The problem of course is that the PC doesn't really care - so where does a game released before the last PS3 title but after the first PS4 count? And that's not counting staggered console release dates.

Andrew Farrell, Tuesday, 27 January 2015 11:41 (nine years ago) link

Hmm maybe decades is just the best way to do it then. Until '89, 90-99, 00-09?

shit's obviously artisanal (Will M.), Tuesday, 27 January 2015 15:39 (nine years ago) link

or make best-computer-games its own category? 1/2gen, 3,gen, 4gen, ... & computer games

shit's obviously artisanal (Will M.), Tuesday, 27 January 2015 15:39 (nine years ago) link

I like mixing everything together but I'll go with whatever

droit au butt (Euler), Tuesday, 27 January 2015 15:43 (nine years ago) link

I understand that this would probably be a totally separate thing, but it'd also be cool to see a poll by genre.

Ronald Raisins (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 27 January 2015 15:53 (nine years ago) link

I really see no reason to segregate computer games off in their own space, just reduces turnout in every poll as people may not feel they have enough of a stake to throw in on any given individual poll. Plus, a lot of work for the poll-runner etc.

If they need to be broken down, decades makes more sense - you'll catch people who were gaming a lot at a certain moment in time, regardless of how they split their time between arcade/console/computers. Plus, then the results feel more like a comparison among peers, which could be more interesting - - - ranking Zelda vs. Mario 3 is meaningful in a way that ranking Asteroids vs. Half-Life 2 might not be.

Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 27 January 2015 16:41 (nine years ago) link

however we do it can we have a lot of votes on our ballots? esp for games i'm gonna be bummed if i only get like 25 spots.

Mordy, Tuesday, 27 January 2015 17:53 (nine years ago) link

just throw everything together, if the kids can't deal with the fact that games were better back in my day then fuck em

No Orchids for Ms. Blonde-ish (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 28 January 2015 07:15 (nine years ago) link

This was a really bizarre list. No fighting games either, which is kind of understandable because they usually tend to blur into series rather than stand on their own.

― Robert Adam Gilmour, Monday, January 26, 2015 7:36 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Everyone thought someone else was going to burn their one '90s pick on Street Fighter II, but it turned out there were a lot of good games made in the 1990s.

― Doctor Casino, Monday, January 26, 2015 7:50 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Unforgivable!

Nhex, Wednesday, 28 January 2015 17:06 (nine years ago) link

No offense to Rygar, but there is no way it would have made it on my ballot had Street Fighter 2, any Sim City, DOOM, or Ms. Pac-Man been available.

Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 28 January 2015 18:02 (nine years ago) link

I love that it went :

100-7. other games
6. Team Ico game
5. Katamari game
4. GTA game
3. GTA game
2. Katamari game
1. Team Ico game

And their combined scores wouldve been
3. GTA games, 280 (incl. gta3)
2. Katamari games, 294
1. Team Ico games, 303

yr hivemind @ work

shit's obviously artisanal (Will M.), Wednesday, 28 January 2015 18:35 (nine years ago) link

old hivemind though tbh, i dunno if overwhelming lasting love for GTA, Katamari or Team Ico still exists universally on this board

Sounds like a forks display name (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 28 January 2015 18:36 (nine years ago) link

hmm maybe, in the context of ps2 i can't imagine they'd move far from the top...

shit's obviously artisanal (Will M.), Wednesday, 28 January 2015 18:41 (nine years ago) link

six months pass...

dang it yall, i am seriously considering running an X360+PS3+Wii "seventh generation" ILX poll just so i can think more and talk more about mgs4. i'm reviving this thread because the conversation kinda died, but i like games and rankings and shit.

i'm also into running previous gens polls too...
6: ps2/xbox/dreamcast/gamecube, even though we did ps2 already it'd be worth a redo including the xbox and gc and especially the DC
5: ps1/n64/saturn/jaguar?/3do?
4: snes/genesis/neo geo/tg16 (this one would be v popular... did we ever do this?)
3: nes/master system/7800?

the original issue with the generation method is that it became murky when to include PC games. easy fix: no pc games. we could do a separate thing for pc games at some point.

an october rollout for one of these would be pretty fun, what is up ILX can we do it?!

Bouncy Castlevania (Will M.), Friday, 7 August 2015 20:20 (eight years ago) link

Sure thing, tho some of it will be odd voting patterns: Had a PS2, never touched an XBOX, so my voting will be heavily skewed. Less of a problem with later generations of course.

Andrew Farrell, Friday, 7 August 2015 21:41 (eight years ago) link

I would be down, for sure. I only opted in to the 7th gen when I bought a PS3 early last year and I've been binging ever since.

Off Pudding (Old Lunch), Friday, 7 August 2015 21:51 (eight years ago) link

i'm game for this shit even tho i've only had a PS3 for a couple of months, i feel the need to get aggro about under-rated Wii games i have loved

the lion tweets tonight (Noodle Vague), Friday, 7 August 2015 22:29 (eight years ago) link

It might get me all nostalgic about playing videogames, which is a thing I don't do anymore, but I'm in. 7th gen probably the peak of my gaming career, which tempts me towards the indefensible thesis that it was the ne plus ultra of videogaming, period.

ledge, Saturday, 8 August 2015 07:22 (eight years ago) link

yes

playlists of pensive swift (difficult listening hour), Saturday, 8 August 2015 07:23 (eight years ago) link

to the poll. real games don't come in "gens" obv

playlists of pensive swift (difficult listening hour), Saturday, 8 August 2015 07:23 (eight years ago) link

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playlists of pensive swift (difficult listening hour), Saturday, 8 August 2015 07:24 (eight years ago) link

anyway this will rule i will post about bully and sm64

i can take on the pc thing later actually if no one else wants! eventually, whenever.

playlists of pensive swift (difficult listening hour), Saturday, 8 August 2015 07:26 (eight years ago) link

i know sm64 is not seventh gen but i will probably talk about it anyway.

playlists of pensive swift (difficult listening hour), Saturday, 8 August 2015 07:28 (eight years ago) link

there are literally no good games after the ps2

♛ LIL UNIT ♛ (thomp), Saturday, 8 August 2015 07:28 (eight years ago) link

to the poll. real games don't come in "gens" obv

Real music doesn't come on decades, but, y'know, it's a handy device.

ledge, Saturday, 8 August 2015 07:34 (eight years ago) link

this will rule

droit au butt (Euler), Saturday, 8 August 2015 08:14 (eight years ago) link

I think I might start w/ third generation, because A) moving fwd chronologically, B) hitting those nostalgia spots early, C) by the time I get to seventh generation it's more fully "complete" (i mean there are still games coming out for these consoles rn, they're just usually inferior ports of 8g games).

cool?

Bouncy Castlevania (Will M.), Saturday, 8 August 2015 18:35 (eight years ago) link

love love love the idea of this coming back, still bummed about no PC/arcade games tbh. as a kid i was playing all three, maybe with a vague sense of them going with different moods, moods, or styles of play. (for that matter i was still playing atari games in 1990 if the mood struck me, but that's neither here nor there.) during the "third generation" i probably divided my time pretty evenly between NES, commodore and PC games, plus hitting up the arcade any time i was at the mall.

i get that "generations" get hazy but maybe you could just use the console generations as a basis for *years* and then extend the years to other systems? like, the famicom was released 1983, the super famicom 1990. so you could say, in this "third generation" poll, include all games released for the famicom and master system, period, plus all games released for anything else from 1983 to 1990. that may be hard to get used to, since a PC game from 1994 wouldn't appear on the same countdown as an NES game from 1994. but it kinda makes sense IMO - the PC and arcade games of 1994 have a lot more in common (genre, graphics, aspirations) with super nintendo games. like, street fighter II as an arcade game obviously belongs with genesis/SNES, generationally. and obviously the console hardware is locked in, so a "late" NES game sort of isn't on the same playing field as another game from 1994... not that i think anyone would vote for wario's woods. maybe kirby. i guess this sort of goes against my "what you might have been playing around the same time" logic. but in any case i still think it'd be less weird-feeling than not including them at all.

just my two cents though!

Gorefest Frump (Doctor Casino), Saturday, 8 August 2015 20:13 (eight years ago) link

oops xpost

Gorefest Frump (Doctor Casino), Saturday, 8 August 2015 20:13 (eight years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i6_2ZGBZ0ZE

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Saturday, 8 August 2015 22:10 (eight years ago) link

Even better, from 1994...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b16upFloYak

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Saturday, 8 August 2015 22:11 (eight years ago) link

I remember kind of being frustrated that PC would never get a Mario game, and the side scrollers were close approximations but I kind of remember controller lag being a big problem for a long time. Maybe I am mis-remembering but now that they have emulators and know all about frame lag and stuff it makes a lot of sense. You were just never going to get that SMOOTH scrolling, that instantaneous controller feedback, etc. Going back and playing console games on the original equipment, the smoothness of everything is very apparent.

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Saturday, 8 August 2015 22:15 (eight years ago) link

wow this is a pretty sick list. no pokemon games tho?

usic ally (k3vin k.), Sunday, 9 August 2015 00:21 (eight years ago) link

ha, wow, we had ABUSE and I'm sure I played it a lot but that longplay video is triggering no moments of memory, no familiar music or sound effects or anything. you see one minute and you've basically got it. i remember it being ... playable? sooooo gray and ugly-looking.

Gorefest Frump (Doctor Casino), Sunday, 9 August 2015 04:28 (eight years ago) link

Abuse is 96 though.

Andrew Farrell, Sunday, 9 August 2015 06:58 (eight years ago) link

What about speccy/commodore/st/amiga games, do they count as 'pc games'? That's my only chance of input pre gen 5.

ledge, Sunday, 9 August 2015 12:25 (eight years ago) link


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