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My caddy has got the wriong srink again and will be fired if he is not careful.

― Ed, Monday, 9 April 2007 06:26 (seventeen years ago) link

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― Ed, Monday, 9 April 2007 06:29 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.bluecrumbtruck.com/Merchant2/graphics/00000001/Tclub.gif

― Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Monday, 9 April 2007 09:52 (seventeen years ago) link

I PIMP MYSELF STILL (same song as before)

― HI DERE, Monday, 9 April 2007 11:24 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uLQRv0RjBBM lol

― HI DERE, Monday, 9 April 2007 11:50 (seventeen years ago) link

mornin everyone

― ghost rider, Monday, 9 April 2007 12:47 (seventeen years ago) link

Hullo

― Ned Raggett, Monday, 9 April 2007 12:50 (seventeen years ago) link

Oh BTW ghost I was reminded of some of your grand earlier work over here last night.

― Ned Raggett, Monday, 9 April 2007 12:50 (seventeen years ago) link

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/196/452330681_53383e0151.jpg

― Ed, Monday, 9 April 2007 13:21 (seventeen years ago) link

noel coward? guys, rly?

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 9 April 2007 13:51 (seventeen years ago) link

"CENTRE"?

― pretzel walrus, Monday, 9 April 2007 13:52 (seventeen years ago) link

lolz

― ghost rider, Monday, 9 April 2007 13:53 (seventeen years ago) link

Lemmy is our mayor?

― Mr. Que, Monday, 9 April 2007 13:53 (seventeen years ago) link

fear my correct application of english spelling

― Ed, Monday, 9 April 2007 13:53 (seventeen years ago) link

i go to bed and behave even vaguely reasonably for one night and everything goes straight to hell around here.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 9 April 2007 13:54 (seventeen years ago) link

i mean, he's awesome in the italian job

― ghost rider, Monday, 9 April 2007 13:55 (seventeen years ago) link

we didn't spend three thankless goddamn years bogged down in korea to just go appending e's to the ends of words all willy nilly

― pretzel walrus, Monday, 9 April 2007 13:55 (seventeen years ago) link

ye olde pretzele walrus

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 9 April 2007 13:56 (seventeen years ago) link

oh man that just reminds me of my friend craig

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 9 April 2007 13:56 (seventeen years ago) link

does it now?

― pretzel walrus, Monday, 9 April 2007 13:57 (seventeen years ago) link

Alex I have always hated tats, never wanted a tat, don't like them, and that said--your new tat is pretty awesome.

― Mr. Que, Monday, 9 April 2007 13:58 (seventeen years ago) link

plus Hawkeye OTM

― Mr. Que, Monday, 9 April 2007 13:58 (seventeen years ago) link

yeah there was a pretty funny time he blew up at some crazy tenant of ours. this dude just kept insisting that we gave him a used stove, like really insanely ranting about it, and wouldn't let it go for months, even though it really clearly wasn't a used stove. SOOOO after a while of this the guy decides to PRETEND THERE'S A FIRE IN THE BUILDING to get us to come over to his place so he can talk about this stupid stove some more and craig just started screaming at him, "where would i even get a used stove on the fucking upper west side? ye olde shite shoppe?" and the guy just looked stunned and kind of actually considered this and was like, "you're right, sorry about all this" and went back inside and we never heard from him again, at least not until the next week when he became convinced the stove was old and used again.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 9 April 2007 14:00 (seventeen years ago) link

fuckin old people

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 9 April 2007 14:00 (seventeen years ago) link

thanks mw

― ghost rider, Monday, 9 April 2007 14:00 (seventeen years ago) link

also lolz at our april thread making it through eight whole magical days

― pretzel walrus, Monday, 9 April 2007 14:01 (seventeen years ago) link

zr, it's actually may now. hate to tell you.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 9 April 2007 14:01 (seventeen years ago) link

cool, am i dead yet?

― pretzel walrus, Monday, 9 April 2007 14:01 (seventeen years ago) link

no, that's planned for july.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 9 April 2007 14:02 (seventeen years ago) link

no my birthday is in july that would ruin my birthday

― Mr. Que, Monday, 9 April 2007 14:02 (seventeen years ago) link

ok, well we can reschedule for maybe august or september, whichever works best for you, mw.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 9 April 2007 14:03 (seventeen years ago) link

just saying i don't want to be in indie rock mourning on my bday

― Mr. Que, Monday, 9 April 2007 14:04 (seventeen years ago) link

fine, august is my final offer. september is unacceptable; i'm not makin it to 25

― pretzel walrus, Monday, 9 April 2007 14:05 (seventeen years ago) link

alright, does the 17th work for you?

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 9 April 2007 14:05 (seventeen years ago) link

indie rock mourning would pretty much just mean my eulogy'd be something like "zack was pretty awesome for the first few years, but eh, the later stuff's kinda lame"

― pretzel walrus, Monday, 9 April 2007 14:07 (seventeen years ago) link

...fairly otm, actually!

― pretzel walrus, Monday, 9 April 2007 14:07 (seventeen years ago) link

awww c'mon dude

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 9 April 2007 14:07 (seventeen years ago) link

fine fine the 17th! get off my back already!

― pretzel walrus, Monday, 9 April 2007 14:08 (seventeen years ago) link

indie rock mourning would pretty much just mean my eulogy'd be something like "zack was pretty awesome for the first few years, but eh, the later stuff's kinda lame"

-- pretzel walrus, Monday, April 9, 2007 10:07 AM (36 seconds ago)

no it would mean hoisting beers and listening to On The Mouth on repeat. Also I just noticed for the first time this weekend that On The Mouth can be shortened to=OTM

― Mr. Que, Monday, 9 April 2007 14:08 (seventeen years ago) link

hahaha "yeah the first pretzel walrus ep is awesome, but after that the dude just fell into a wormhole of repetition."

― Mr. Que, Monday, 9 April 2007 14:09 (seventeen years ago) link

oh wait the 17th doesn't work for me, i plan to die in july actually. sorry, i guess you have to live.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 9 April 2007 14:10 (seventeen years ago) link

WHATS UP PROM

― 69, Monday, 9 April 2007 14:10 (seventeen years ago) link

LOOKS LIKE SOME OF YOU HAVE A CASE OF "THE MONDAYS"

― ghost rider, Monday, 9 April 2007 14:32 (seventeen years ago) link

I'm having a case of "wish I'd brought twice as much quiche for breakfast" but then I'd be in a food coma instead of at my desk doing some werk. C'est la vie.

― Laurel, Monday, 9 April 2007 14:35 (seventeen years ago) link

Primary Responsibilities/Objectives:

* Roam office entertaining employees
* Plan and execute parties and happy hours
* Participate in all company meetings and gatherings as an interstitial speaker
* Function as office DJ, managing/programming the office sound system. Manage musical requests efficiently, while keeping the office bumping.
* Order pizza for Pizza Day
* Construct complex balloon animals
* Care and feeding of the office monkey, Dr. Zaius

Core Competencies:

* Current on all reality TV
* Pop Culture expert, able to postulate about Season 3 of Lost
* Always at the ready with a quip or comeback.
* Equally comfortable in a jester cap and bear suit
* MS Excel
* Proven game room skills as a formidable adversary in Halo, Ms. Pacman and Bubble Hockey; ability to convincingly let management win on occasion.
* Juggle chainsaws, bowling balls, and one item of your choosing
* Have >50 answers to knock-knock jokes, at least half of which must be funny
* Can tap a keg on the first try
* Can chug beer, shotgun beer, guzzle beer, snort beer, play beer pong, flip cup, 3 man, do beer bongs, beer cheers, keg stands, and bluegills with the best of them

Preferred Qualities:

* Tall or short but we prefer that you not be of average height, as it’s not as funny
* Crazy hair
* Annoying and easily recognizable laugh
* Friends with at least one B list celebrity. (No reality contestants)
* Experience in three of the following: Stand up, Street mime, rally racing, horticulture, pottery, rapping, paragliding, cattle ranching, roller skiing, ballet, actual break dancing/popping, ice fishing, chess
* Blood type AB (or equivalent)
* Ability to type 90 words a minute, replacing all vowels with various forms of smileys

^^^^^^^^^^^^ i have finally found the job for me

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 9 April 2007 14:37 (seventeen years ago) link

guys i am v bummed, the zoo had a job that actually would be one i could do but the closing date was last thurs ;_;

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 9 April 2007 14:40 (seventeen years ago) link

what is "bluegills"?

― 69, Monday, 9 April 2007 14:44 (seventeen years ago) link

the heat is on in my office and now it kinda smells like marijuana. i wonder what the cleaning crew is doing in the basement. or rather, i wonder if they're doing it right now or if this is residual?

― chicago kevin, Monday, 9 April 2007 14:44 (seventeen years ago) link

ok so yeah i sort of had the best saturday night of my recent life with my ukranian amy - we went to a really, really awful bar in columbia full of people 5-10 yrs older than us tryna do the suburban pickup scene thing (which, wow, is depressing and hilarious) and saw a jazz-funk band called pocket protector that absolutely covered "red house," then tried to stalk a friend of ours who didn't answer the door even though his light was on and his car was in the driveway, then decided "eh, fuck it," hotboxed my car in a church parking lot and drove around for two and a half hours jamming tunes.

POLL: what is the most ridiculous/awesome col. street name we encountered?

a) burnt arrow
b) newgrange garth
c) dragon's beard
d) morning mews
e) spiral cut

― pretzel walrus, Monday, 9 April 2007 14:50 (seventeen years ago) link

― Mr. Que, Monday, 9 April 2007 14:51 (seventeen years ago) link

newgrange garth easily.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 9 April 2007 14:51 (seventeen years ago) link

c, definitely.

e wasn't a street sign, you were driving by a burger joint that features curly fries.

― chicago kevin, Monday, 9 April 2007 14:53 (seventeen years ago) link

and aw man i forgot about "dried earth" and "roll right court"

― pretzel walrus, Monday, 9 April 2007 14:53 (seventeen years ago) link

dragon's beard is in the neighborhood of hobbit's glen, where, of course, everything is named in relation to a jrr tolkien work

― pretzel walrus, Monday, 9 April 2007 14:57 (seventeen years ago) link

one subdivision to rule them all

― Mr. Que, Monday, 9 April 2007 15:00 (seventeen years ago) link

And all they could come up with was dragon's beard?

― Ed, Monday, 9 April 2007 15:02 (seventeen years ago) link

in ann arbor, off spring street, there are 3 consecutive intersecting streets named cherry, felch, and hiscock. i don't want to delve into the pscyhe of that developer.

― chicago kevin, Monday, 9 April 2007 15:03 (seventeen years ago) link

"GENTLE FOLK" i just remembered "gentle folk" that was my favorite one

― pretzel walrus, Monday, 9 April 2007 15:04 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.ministryofdoom.org/geekrock/pocket/pics/contact8x10.jpg

― Mr. Que, Monday, 9 April 2007 15:04 (seventeen years ago) link

fatbeard badshave has a new band

― Mr. Que, Monday, 9 April 2007 15:04 (seventeen years ago) link

ROCKING THE FUCKING MOUNTAINS

http://www.ministryofdoom.org/geekrock/pocket/pics/townie01re.jpg

― Mr. Que, Monday, 9 April 2007 15:05 (seventeen years ago) link

"I"m the guy in the band that likes sneakers."

http://www.ministryofdoom.org/geekrock/pocket/pics/idogg02re.jpg

― Mr. Que, Monday, 9 April 2007 15:06 (seventeen years ago) link

oh hi i upgraded your footwear

― pretzel walrus, Monday, 9 April 2007 15:07 (seventeen years ago) link

hey guys look
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― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 9 April 2007 15:13 (seventeen years ago) link

lol rhode island

― ghost rider, Monday, 9 April 2007 15:20 (seventeen years ago) link

also pete actually i have no idea what bluegills is but i'm fairly certain that whatever it is i can probably do it.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 9 April 2007 15:21 (seventeen years ago) link

UM dudes W. T. F. @ pocket protector

― 69, Monday, 9 April 2007 15:25 (seventeen years ago) link

actually it was this pocket protector: http://www.myspace.com/pocketprotectorband

pock•et pro•tec•tor - - [pok-it] [pruh-tek-ter]
–noun, band
1.) A creative unit developed to carry writing instruments and other implements, while reinforcing the strength of the pocket in a sound manner.
2.) A band derived from various earlier musical endeavors (see Written Prisms, hip:jazz:funk & Mark Hopkins Band, renegade pop-rock) brought together by a shared passion for musical exploration and improvisation, and a reverence for the power of the groove [see pocket].
3.) Something for the true lover of music.
4.) A must for any and all nerds, music and otherwise.

― pretzel walrus, Monday, 9 April 2007 15:28 (seventeen years ago) link

dude no

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 9 April 2007 15:29 (seventeen years ago) link

they did two sets! i really liked jay: http://a944.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/12/l_6d241bf6eafffddfb8f2d6712d0eaa6f.jpg

― pretzel walrus, Monday, 9 April 2007 15:31 (seventeen years ago) link

3.) Something for the true lover of music.

dude should be shot for using that phrase. is he describing his band or selling something through sky mall?

― chicago kevin, Monday, 9 April 2007 15:32 (seventeen years ago) link

"groove"

"pocket"

WTF

― Mr. Que, Monday, 9 April 2007 15:33 (seventeen years ago) link

"groove pocket" sounds filthy

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 9 April 2007 15:34 (seventeen years ago) link

POCKET GROOVE.

― chicago kevin, Monday, 9 April 2007 15:36 (seventeen years ago) link

http://a888.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/18/l_39c5874661f39625edb768256a778497.jpg

WHAT LUCKY LADY SNAGGED THIS #1 CATCH AND GOT A RING ON THAT FINGER

― 69, Monday, 9 April 2007 15:37 (seventeen years ago) link

if that dude is making grilled cheese sandwiches she's a lucky one whomever she is.

― chicago kevin, Monday, 9 April 2007 15:38 (seventeen years ago) link

kevin 8080

― ghost rider, Monday, 9 April 2007 15:39 (seventeen years ago) link

Ugh "groove protector" sounds pretty grossly self-congratulatory. IN SOVIET RUSSIA GROOVE PROTECTS YOU.

BARTRP I was just going to say, "that guy's MARRIED?"

― Laurel, Monday, 9 April 2007 15:39 (seventeen years ago) link

Dudes, if that guy can get married, we can all get at least a couple of dates a month. I mean, right?

― Laurel, Monday, 9 April 2007 15:40 (seventeen years ago) link

i dunno, to me it's kinda reinforcing the conviction that i'll die alone

― ghost rider, Monday, 9 April 2007 15:42 (seventeen years ago) link

tom.jpg

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 9 April 2007 15:42 (seventeen years ago) link

he probably is fake married

― Mr. Que, Monday, 9 April 2007 15:42 (seventeen years ago) link

he is married to the sea

― pretzel walrus, Monday, 9 April 2007 15:43 (seventeen years ago) link

married to the groove

― ghost rider, Monday, 9 April 2007 15:44 (seventeen years ago) link

i think the only thing that could possibly improve this festering hellhole of a life i've got going on right now is if a member of POCKET PROTECTOR - band - pocket protector maryland band - jazz/funk - ram's head savage mill april 7 - were to find this thread, and maybe contribute.

do you hear me, Larry Byrne (keys, guitar, baritone sax); Ryan LaHam (bass); Marty Bouchard (drums); Matt Dalton (tenor & alto sax); Mark Hopkins (vocals, guitar, keys): Jay Crawdads (vocals, percussion)?????

― pretzel walrus, Monday, 9 April 2007 15:49 (seventeen years ago) link

toms pretty hot

― 69, Monday, 9 April 2007 15:49 (seventeen years ago) link

oh yeah jay crawdads what is that an armenian name?

― 69, Monday, 9 April 2007 15:49 (seventeen years ago) link

no wait i kind of like the married to the sea thing, how do you get that done, legally?

beartrap hahahahaha omg

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 9 April 2007 15:50 (seventeen years ago) link

did they cover The Heat is On by Glenn Frey, y/n?

― Mr. Que, Monday, 9 April 2007 15:50 (seventeen years ago) link

DO YOU HEAR ME, JAY CRAWDADS? DOES ANYBODY HEAR ME?

― pretzel walrus, Monday, 9 April 2007 15:51 (seventeen years ago) link

you are all making me want to see this band is the problem here

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 9 April 2007 15:51 (seventeen years ago) link

Marty Bouchard Marty Bouchard Marty Bouchard Marty Bouchard Marty Bouchard Marty Bouchard Marty Bouchard Marty Bouchard Marty Bouchard Marty Bouchard Marty Bouchard Marty Bouchard Marty Bouchard Marty Bouchard Marty Bouchard Marty Bouchard Marty Bouchard

― Mr. Que, Monday, 9 April 2007 15:52 (seventeen years ago) link

also we need more of a set list than just red house, c'mon

― Mr. Que, Monday, 9 April 2007 15:52 (seventeen years ago) link

i like marty bouchard because he plays drums so that makes him awesome but i also think i like the name "Ryan LaHam"

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 9 April 2007 15:53 (seventeen years ago) link

I saw no evidence of Marty using splash cymbals, wtf?

― Mr. Que, Monday, 9 April 2007 15:54 (seventeen years ago) link

ally we have all this opportunities to see pocket protector band maryland band jazz/funk:

Apr 21 2007 10:00P @ the Green Door Park Hall, Maryland
Apr 27 2007 10:00P @ Armadillos Annapolis, Maryland
Apr 28 2007 9:00P @ Laurrapin Grille Havre De Grace, Maryland
May 5 2007 9:00P @ Castaway's Ocean City, Maryland
May 6 2007 1:00P @ the Towson Town Festival Towson, Maryland
Jun 2 2007 10:00P @ Rams Head Tavern - Savage Savage, Maryland
Jun 22 2007 10:00P @ Breaktime Salisbury, Maryland
Jun 29 2007 9:00P @ Armadillos Annapolis, Maryland
Aug 10 2007 8:00P @ Rams Head Live! w/Guru's Jazzmatazz Baltimore

― pretzel walrus, Monday, 9 April 2007 15:54 (seventeen years ago) link

"swedish like the fish, gouda like the cheese"

YA HEARD?

― pretzel walrus, Monday, 9 April 2007 15:54 (seventeen years ago) link

I was married to the sea but got a divorce and was forced to pay abalone.

― brownie, Monday, 9 April 2007 15:55 (seventeen years ago) link

Wait, how does Mickey spell his last name???

― HI DERE, Monday, 9 April 2007 15:55 (seventeen years ago) link

I was married to the sea but got a divorce and was forced to pay abalone.

YES I LAUGHED AT THIS

― HI DERE, Monday, 9 April 2007 15:56 (seventeen years ago) link

with all those saxomophones, i hope they do careless whisper

― Mr. Que, Monday, 9 April 2007 15:56 (seventeen years ago) link

personally as a longtime guru's jazzmatazz fan the opportunity to see both them and pocket protector maryland band jay crawdads jazz/funk is one i'd be a fool to pass up. luckily it's august 10th, because i'll be dead one week later - at least i'm going out on a high note!

― pretzel walrus, Monday, 9 April 2007 15:57 (seventeen years ago) link

brtp - yes, i did too

― pretzel walrus, Monday, 9 April 2007 15:58 (seventeen years ago) link

dude i'm gonna be dead by august 10, we have to also go to an earlier show plz

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 9 April 2007 15:58 (seventeen years ago) link

matt dalton question papers guess papers mark hopkins pocket protector number one internet resource for all pocket protector marty bouchard guess papers matt dalton jay crawdads oink invites pocket protector will send you oink invites

― ghost rider, Monday, 9 April 2007 15:58 (seventeen years ago) link

i love how we think we have the power to pull people into our thread, to summon them from the internet into our world, like a seance, only they are not dead.

― Mr. Que, Monday, 9 April 2007 15:59 (seventeen years ago) link

i am posting this all on my blog, i'll let you know if jay crawdads shows up there instead and try to focus his attention on the correct place to go.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 9 April 2007 16:00 (seventeen years ago) link

The airport is so much better with gin and elderflower and a cheeseburger.

I wonder if they can make a flask for the plane or will I be begging a stern faced nordic stewardess for just one more korsenkorva vinha. (Please let this not have gone pay for booze on this run)

― Ed, Monday, 9 April 2007 16:01 (seventeen years ago) link

The first Killers album was actually quite nice. Sort of a cross-in-between postpunk and New Romanics, like Magazine or something. I don't like this Bruce Springsteen thing about their most recent one though.

-- Geir Hongro, Monday, April 9, 2007 10:27 AM (1 hour ago)

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ this post!!!!!!! i cannot keep clicking on ilm

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 9 April 2007 16:02 (seventeen years ago) link

ally it's GEIR ffs

― pretzel walrus, Monday, 9 April 2007 16:03 (seventeen years ago) link

everything he says could be accurately tagged with "^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ this post!!!!!!!"

― pretzel walrus, Monday, 9 April 2007 16:04 (seventeen years ago) link

i know that but it was the first thing i read upon going to ilm

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 9 April 2007 16:04 (seventeen years ago) link

I am sure George Michael would love to stick that sax in "Careless Whisper" up his anal.

-- Geir Hongro, Saturday, April 7, 2007 12:23 PM (Yesterday)

― ghost rider, Monday, 9 April 2007 16:05 (seventeen years ago) link

see things like that are why i keep reading ilm

― pretzel walrus, Monday, 9 April 2007 16:05 (seventeen years ago) link

also the depression

― pretzel walrus, Monday, 9 April 2007 16:06 (seventeen years ago) link

i don't even believe that is actually the geir hongro anymore, i refuse to believe that some insane norwegian robot has spent the past 12 years of his life sitting on the internet incessantly propping paul mccartney. it's just too sad to actually believe in.

beartrap ok that's just made up.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 9 April 2007 16:06 (seventeen years ago) link

say say say what you want ally about geir but dude knows his pop stars

― Mr. Que, Monday, 9 April 2007 16:07 (seventeen years ago) link

i think alex and i have had this discussion before but i don't actually believe any of these people are real. geir, tuomas, PEW, dog latin, wesley useche, "ned."

― pretzel walrus, Monday, 9 April 2007 16:08 (seventeen years ago) link

That Ned guy is clearly a fraud.

― Ned Raggett, Monday, 9 April 2007 16:09 (seventeen years ago) link

guys i don't get your dog latin fixation

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 9 April 2007 16:10 (seventeen years ago) link

agh christ ned

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 9 April 2007 16:10 (seventeen years ago) link

hahaha

― ghost rider, Monday, 9 April 2007 16:10 (seventeen years ago) link

oh hey awesome i get to have my "six month review" that i was bitching about like a week ago today

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 9 April 2007 16:16 (seventeen years ago) link

I will check up on that tuomas guy this week, how does one tell if one's drinking companion is an android?

― Ed, Monday, 9 April 2007 16:21 (seventeen years ago) link

if robotuomas is at all like small wonder (and i think it's a safe bet to assume he is), there will be a gigantic "on/off" switch on his back. that should be your first clue.

― pretzel walrus, Monday, 9 April 2007 16:23 (seventeen years ago) link

i want a picture of Ed and Tuomas in a shopping cart

― river wolf, Monday, 9 April 2007 16:26 (seventeen years ago) link

or racing each other in shopping carts

― river wolf, Monday, 9 April 2007 16:26 (seventeen years ago) link

btw both of yr tattoos are v v blood diamonds.

― river wolf, Monday, 9 April 2007 16:27 (seventeen years ago) link

What river wolf said.

― Ned Raggett, Monday, 9 April 2007 16:29 (seventeen years ago) link

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 9 April 2007 16:34 (seventeen years ago) link

guys is this fuckin real?
http://www.joshreads.com/images/07/04/i070406famcirc.jpg

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 9 April 2007 17:09 (seventeen years ago) link

dolly in ricky bobby shocker

― pretzel walrus, Monday, 9 April 2007 17:12 (seventeen years ago) link

dudes, the one yesterday was totally moronic

― river wolf, Monday, 9 April 2007 17:13 (seventeen years ago) link

Dear little baby Jesus, who's sittin' in his crib watchin the Baby Einstein videos, learnin' 'bout shapes and colors. I would like to thank you for bringin' me and my moma together, and also that my kids no longer sound like retarded gang-bangers.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 9 April 2007 17:16 (seventeen years ago) link

OVERDRAFT FEES AGH

― river wolf, Monday, 9 April 2007 17:33 (seventeen years ago) link

PAGING PETE

― pretzel walrus, Monday, 9 April 2007 17:33 (seventeen years ago) link

also: http://www.fborfw.com/strip_fix/strips/2007/april/a1t/070405mre.gif

― pretzel walrus, Monday, 9 April 2007 17:34 (seventeen years ago) link

DO YOU WANT SOME CRAMPS OMG OMG OMG

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 9 April 2007 17:35 (seventeen years ago) link

ya rly

― pretzel walrus, Monday, 9 April 2007 17:35 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.urbanhonking.com/greatestband/archives/cramps.jpg

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 9 April 2007 17:35 (seventeen years ago) link

NO BRYAN GREGORY NO CRED

http://static.rateyourmusic.com/album_images/14002.jpg

― pretzel walrus, Monday, 9 April 2007 17:44 (seventeen years ago) link

he actually looks like a giant skull! what a bro.

― pretzel walrus, Monday, 9 April 2007 17:44 (seventeen years ago) link

aw wvs kid congo had it goin on too nevermind

― pretzel walrus, Monday, 9 April 2007 17:45 (seventeen years ago) link

i can't wait to see what brian can do with DO YOU WANT SOME CRAMPS to be totally honest

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 9 April 2007 17:46 (seventeen years ago) link

(ô ô) boy (sometimes also used to indicate surprise)
(ö ö) girl
(ó ò) surprised, scared
(ò ó) angry
(ó ô) quizzical or "Indeed" (designed to mimic Star Trek's Mr. Spock)
(╥_─) -_-; -_-' annoyed, hiding frustration, dread
=^_^= blushing, or a cat face (mischievous)
*^_^* blushing
fO_o scratching head
?_? confused/curious/not comprehending
^n_n^ catgirl or boy
d-_-b listening to music
~~~~>_<~~~~ weeping horribly
(9ò_ó)=@ fighting, throwing a punch
Q(^.^Q) winner
w-('u')-w Kilroy was here (extensible)
b(~_^)d, d-(^_^)-b, (b^_^)b, etc. thumbs-up
q(-_-)p thumbs-down
\,,/(^_^)\,,/ happy rockin'
(¬_¬)/¯ "It's good... to go!"
\0-0/ wearing glasses (nerd)
;_; or !_! 2 eyes crying.
(ρ_-)o sleepy / rubbing eyes
( ._.)ø or ø(._. ) writing
><((((º> Something fishy.
t(-_-t) or -_-*,,|, Giving the middle finger / flipping off.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 9 April 2007 17:59 (seventeen years ago) link

\m/(^_^)\m/

valuable resource 8080 ally cool boy!

― pretzel walrus, Monday, 9 April 2007 18:04 (seventeen years ago) link

OVERDRAFT FEES AGH

-- river wolf, Monday, April 9, 2007 1:33 PM (29 minutes ago)

RW would you like to tell your story to the c3nter for r3sponsible l3nding? i work on OD stuff and could totally call you and get yr story etc. email me through here if you wanna share

― 69, Monday, 9 April 2007 18:05 (seventeen years ago) link

;y=ｰ( ﾟдﾟ)･∵.

SUICIDE EMOTICON WHERE U BEEN MY LIFE

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 9 April 2007 18:06 (seventeen years ago) link

OH FUCK YOU NEW ILX. JUST FUCK YOU VERY MUCH.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 9 April 2007 18:06 (seventeen years ago) link

UM DUDE SO CUTE

( ._.)ø WRITING

― 69, Monday, 9 April 2007 18:07 (seventeen years ago) link

b(~_^)d fonz.jpg

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 9 April 2007 18:08 (seventeen years ago) link

(¬_¬)/¯
(¬_¬)/¯
(¬_¬)/¯
(¬_¬)/¯
(¬_¬)/¯
(¬_¬)/¯
(¬_¬)/¯
(¬_¬)/¯

― HI DERE, Monday, 9 April 2007 18:09 (seventeen years ago) link

;y=-(x_x)･∵.

would that work?

― pretzel walrus, Monday, 9 April 2007 18:10 (seventeen years ago) link

NO IT WOULD NOT

― pretzel walrus, Monday, 9 April 2007 18:10 (seventeen years ago) link

><((((º>

― Mr. Que, Monday, 9 April 2007 18:11 (seventeen years ago) link

t(-_-t)

― HI DERE, Monday, 9 April 2007 18:11 (seventeen years ago) link

><((((*>

DEAD FISHIE

― Mr. Que, Monday, 9 April 2007 18:12 (seventeen years ago) link

(o_e) <------- eye twitching

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 9 April 2007 18:12 (seventeen years ago) link

;y=-(._.)<:::

― pretzel walrus, Monday, 9 April 2007 18:13 (seventeen years ago) link

better but could still use work

― pretzel walrus, Monday, 9 April 2007 18:13 (seventeen years ago) link

fO_o

― Mr. Que, Monday, 9 April 2007 18:14 (seventeen years ago) link

o gun i see

― Mr. Que, Monday, 9 April 2007 18:14 (seventeen years ago) link

well it is 100% better than this: ;y=ｰ( ﾟдﾟ)･∵.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 9 April 2007 18:14 (seventeen years ago) link

;y=-(._.):::>

― HI DERE, Monday, 9 April 2007 18:18 (seventeen years ago) link

Although that's a big-ass bullet...

― HI DERE, Monday, 9 April 2007 18:18 (seventeen years ago) link

guys let's have a party where we have to dress up. not in costumes tho that can be a theme for a later date, but like nicely dressed. like a cocktail party, like in the movies.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 9 April 2007 18:18 (seventeen years ago) link

>-----(._.)--->

steve martin LOLOLOLOL

― Mr. Que, Monday, 9 April 2007 18:19 (seventeen years ago) link

(*)==>

Now that's a big ass-bullet.

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Monday, 9 April 2007 18:19 (seventeen years ago) link

No, that's a dead one of these:
http://www.aahom.org/img/store/drinkBird40x40.jpg

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Monday, 9 April 2007 18:20 (seventeen years ago) link

;y==(._.)-<&@

― John Justen, Monday, 9 April 2007 18:21 (seventeen years ago) link

Ok, that just sucked.

― John Justen, Monday, 9 April 2007 18:21 (seventeen years ago) link

it was more like you are growing a rose out of your ear

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 9 April 2007 18:21 (seventeen years ago) link

HA I WAS JUST ABOUT TO POST THAT

― HI DERE, Monday, 9 April 2007 18:22 (seventeen years ago) link

;y==(._.)-[BANG!]

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Monday, 9 April 2007 18:22 (seventeen years ago) link

;y==(._.)-,-'-@

― HI DERE, Monday, 9 April 2007 18:23 (seventeen years ago) link

You're all a bunch of Debbie Downers. Except the rose people, that's all right.

― Laurel, Monday, 9 April 2007 18:23 (seventeen years ago) link

;y==(._.)=====D

― pretzel walrus, Monday, 9 April 2007 18:24 (seventeen years ago) link

8===(x_x)=D

BEARTEAP FUCK YOU

― ghost rider, Monday, 9 April 2007 18:25 (seventeen years ago) link

8====(._.)=====D

― pretzel walrus, Monday, 9 April 2007 18:25 (seventeen years ago) link

AGH NO FUCK YOU

― pretzel walrus, Monday, 9 April 2007 18:25 (seventeen years ago) link

Hey Pete and Zack first 2 Butterglory 7 inches if you like

(plus a Sebadoh song called Soulmate from some weird 7 inch with a picture of a cat on it that i got from Sassy Magazine years ago but i named in itunes the sebadoh song as butterglory b/c i couldn't figure out how to do it otherwise.)

― Mr. Que, Monday, 9 April 2007 18:25 (seventeen years ago) link

http://dreamchimney.com/tracks/comments/icons/woi00.gif

― pretzel walrus, Monday, 9 April 2007 18:26 (seventeen years ago) link

lol you read sassy

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 9 April 2007 18:26 (seventeen years ago) link

(|*|)~~~(ó ò)

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Monday, 9 April 2007 18:26 (seventeen years ago) link

;y=-(*_*)--(*_*)--(*_*)--(*_*)-- (ó ò)

― HI DERE, Monday, 9 April 2007 18:28 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.2gn.net/data/media/38/funnypicc82b.gif

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 9 April 2007 18:29 (seventeen years ago) link

YES!!!!!

― Mr. Que, Monday, 9 April 2007 18:29 (seventeen years ago) link

http://digifaq.info/otr/seurasaari/highfive_34304.jpg

i can't find the one with all of them dancing ;_;

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 9 April 2007 18:30 (seventeen years ago) link

=^_^=
================

(Monorail cat)

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Monday, 9 April 2007 18:30 (seventeen years ago) link

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y51/msmarvel/toys_dance.gif

YR WELCOME

― HI DERE, Monday, 9 April 2007 18:31 (seventeen years ago) link

I think we should all get together and re-enact this animated GIF.

― HI DERE, Monday, 9 April 2007 18:32 (seventeen years ago) link

HOORAY INTERENTS

― Mr. Que, Monday, 9 April 2007 18:32 (seventeen years ago) link

http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f329/Terrablu1/Dancing.gif

BEARTRAP THANK YOU! AND ALSO YES I AM THERE FOR RE-ACTING

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 9 April 2007 18:32 (seventeen years ago) link

I will totally do that dance. Also: will dress up for cocktail party.

― quincie, Monday, 9 April 2007 18:35 (seventeen years ago) link

:D
alright, i will plan this parties!!

http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/02/shark.jpg

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 9 April 2007 18:36 (seventeen years ago) link

(¬_¬)/¯ [($)]

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Monday, 9 April 2007 18:39 (seventeen years ago) link

w/r/t overdraft fees: they are the reason i have an unnecessary extra $150 of credit card debt

omg shark pic

― river wolf, Monday, 9 April 2007 18:40 (seventeen years ago) link

i can't wait to send that to SHARKS

― river wolf, Monday, 9 April 2007 18:41 (seventeen years ago) link

oops i forgot to googleproof that, now they will find it :/

― river wolf, Monday, 9 April 2007 18:41 (seventeen years ago) link

I love dress-up parties. ;_;

― Laurel, Monday, 9 April 2007 18:42 (seventeen years ago) link

a dress-up party is why i had an embarrassing encounter with the coffeeshop lady the other day

― river wolf, Monday, 9 April 2007 18:43 (seventeen years ago) link

laurel, i think i will throw this party as also my birthday party so you have a month's notice, get down here

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 9 April 2007 18:43 (seventeen years ago) link

also, i discovered why she told me that she hadn't been punched in the face yet! i assumed at the time that it was because of something i said or did (i can get combative when i'm drinking...specifically: headbutts), but it turns out that she was really drunk and begging everyone to punch her in the face so she could feel what it felt like

― river wolf, Monday, 9 April 2007 18:45 (seventeen years ago) link

o.O

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 9 April 2007 18:45 (seventeen years ago) link

then i passed out on the couch wearing one of these http://www.peakskishop.com/images/spyder%20suit%201.jpg

― river wolf, Monday, 9 April 2007 18:46 (seventeen years ago) link

wait coffeeshop lady is grady's neighbor

― ghost rider, Monday, 9 April 2007 18:46 (seventeen years ago) link

also river wolf is spiderman

― ghost rider, Monday, 9 April 2007 18:46 (seventeen years ago) link

i am so confused by all of this

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 9 April 2007 18:47 (seventeen years ago) link

omg you're right!

beartrap that's what SHE said

― river wolf, Monday, 9 April 2007 18:47 (seventeen years ago) link

ok i was beartrapping ghost rider but i guess that works too

― river wolf, Monday, 9 April 2007 18:47 (seventeen years ago) link

i'm pretty sure i refused to punch her in the face because i have been punched in the face no less than 5 times and it fucking hurts

― river wolf, Monday, 9 April 2007 18:48 (seventeen years ago) link

i have only been punched in the back of the head and not in the face at all.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 9 April 2007 18:49 (seventeen years ago) link

ALLY: DATE OF PARTY PLS

― Laurel, Monday, 9 April 2007 18:50 (seventeen years ago) link

I would give punches in the face to all these ILXORS.

beartrap: punched in the face? oh yeah, a whole bunch of times. once by FB, you fucker.

― John Justen, Monday, 9 April 2007 18:50 (seventeen years ago) link

also at that party: an otherwise naked guy with the stuffed head of a coyote strapped to his privates

beartrap i told a bunch of my friends to punch me in the face if they caught me smoking again and then my buddy glen called me on it. i said fair's fair, and the dude DRILLED me. like, bloody nose and a fat lip.

i finished the cigarette

― river wolf, Monday, 9 April 2007 18:50 (seventeen years ago) link

LAUREL: MAY 12?

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 9 April 2007 18:51 (seventeen years ago) link

i've got that sebadonuts 7"

"my soulmate is a special girl
a girl who's just like me..."

i think the one i have came out on siltbreeze with a couple of necro's covers? it's been years since i listened to it.

― chicago kevin, Monday, 9 April 2007 18:51 (seventeen years ago) link

er, necros covers.

― chicago kevin, Monday, 9 April 2007 18:52 (seventeen years ago) link

ON CALENDAR

― Laurel, Monday, 9 April 2007 18:53 (seventeen years ago) link

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 9 April 2007 18:53 (seventeen years ago) link

Now how the fuck do I get down there?

― Laurel, Monday, 9 April 2007 18:54 (seventeen years ago) link

other punches in the face:

college: best friend informed me of recent personal misfortune, i said "why don't you go cry about it, you big baby" and she slugged me

college: same friend punched me because i brought up ^^^^^ at a party and she thought it would be funny. it was, sort of!

chicago: TWIN SISTER of friend, for pretty much the same reasons

8 yrs old, underwater: i gave the finger to some kid who i felt had NOT been acting like a gentleman to the ladies of our party (i think he pinched someone's butt??) and punched me in the face. but it was underwater, and in slow motion, so it didn't really hurt at all.

― river wolf, Monday, 9 April 2007 18:54 (seventeen years ago) link

i cannot stop lol'ing at your tragedies

― ghost rider, Monday, 9 April 2007 18:55 (seventeen years ago) link

laurel: the train is easy but getting a bit pricey these days. bus is cheap but takes a tiny bit longer. or, maybe we invite someone with a car?

river wolf: everything you are saying about right now is amazing.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 9 April 2007 18:56 (seventeen years ago) link

laurel: party bus

― ghost rider, Monday, 9 April 2007 18:56 (seventeen years ago) link

lol at this tangle of thorns

― river wolf, Monday, 9 April 2007 18:56 (seventeen years ago) link

this just is making me think of the sequence in i <3 huckabees where jude law is on the elevator and every time the door opens a new person punches him in the face.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 9 April 2007 18:57 (seventeen years ago) link

river wolf, are we talking about br1dg3t?

― jaymc, Monday, 9 April 2007 18:57 (seventeen years ago) link

is that movie good?

― Mr. Que, Monday, 9 April 2007 18:57 (seventeen years ago) link

yes

― ghost rider, Monday, 9 April 2007 18:57 (seventeen years ago) link

I got hit in the face with a baseball bat when I was a kid for calling a third strike on a kid.

That sucked.

Actually, I got hit in the face with a plastic bat too, but that doesn't really count. The first one was aluminum, so it does.

― John Justen, Monday, 9 April 2007 18:58 (seventeen years ago) link

hahaha yeah your punched-in-face stories are better than mine, which are like "yeah i got mugged and beaten by a buncha assholes in baltimore"

― pretzel walrus, Monday, 9 April 2007 18:58 (seventeen years ago) link

;___;

― Mr. Que, Monday, 9 April 2007 18:58 (seventeen years ago) link

mw, it has a lengthy sequence in which jude law is on an elevator, after vomiting on himself, and every time the door opens a new person punches him in the face, culminating in him being slugged by shania twain. it is pretty good.

uh beartraps

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 9 April 2007 18:58 (seventeen years ago) link

is that movie good?

it's kind of a mess but i like it.

― chicago kevin, Monday, 9 April 2007 18:58 (seventeen years ago) link

AGH

PLZ MOVE YOUR BIRTHDAY OUT THREE WEEKS

― HI DERE, Monday, 9 April 2007 18:58 (seventeen years ago) link

i got smacked in the head once at a rock show

thanks dudes i need to see some movies this summer

― Mr. Que, Monday, 9 April 2007 18:59 (seventeen years ago) link

my favorite part of that movie, though, is still when hoffman and rushmore are arguing metaphysical bullshit and then mark wahlberg just shouts "WORD!!"

beartrap i can have multiple birthday parties, why not.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 9 April 2007 19:00 (seventeen years ago) link

Holy Christ, the train is like $100 EACH WAY.

Beatrap: I ONLY get hurt at rock shows. I got headbutted hard enough that I saw stars during...oh, I forget which set. About two weeks ago, anyway. No bruise but was sore for a couple of days.

― Laurel, Monday, 9 April 2007 19:00 (seventeen years ago) link

i once hit someone with a baseball bat.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 9 April 2007 19:00 (seventeen years ago) link

then i was thrown out of the corporate softball league ;_;

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 9 April 2007 19:00 (seventeen years ago) link

a kid i knew in elementary school's younger brother just hit someone in the head with a baseball bat

― pretzel walrus, Monday, 9 April 2007 19:01 (seventeen years ago) link

HE DIED

― pretzel walrus, Monday, 9 April 2007 19:01 (seventeen years ago) link

(actually he did die, it's kinda fucked up)

― pretzel walrus, Monday, 9 April 2007 19:01 (seventeen years ago) link

(the kid's in prison now)

― pretzel walrus, Monday, 9 April 2007 19:01 (seventeen years ago) link

that sucks.

― Mr. Que, Monday, 9 April 2007 19:01 (seventeen years ago) link

i don't think i could ever hit someone.

― Mr. Que, Monday, 9 April 2007 19:02 (seventeen years ago) link

i did it by sort of by accident but the guy was kind of a douchebag so everyone was pretty happy i did it and gave me the game ball. sorry to bring up some other awful not at all funny story by association.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 9 April 2007 19:02 (seventeen years ago) link

i have not been punched in the face (literally) since i was 25 although i thought i was going to get into a fight two times with the same dude on wednesday night. i later found out he really wanted me to hit him because he really wanted to hit me but didn't want to look like a dick for punching me.

― chicago kevin, Monday, 9 April 2007 19:02 (seventeen years ago) link

No one's ever been able to land a punch on my face! This is why I am so lovely now ^_^

― HI DERE, Monday, 9 April 2007 19:03 (seventeen years ago) link

(what happened in my story: i hit ball pretty far, douchebag said some snide remark at me and i kind of turned to say something nasty back to him WHILE IN PROCESS OF LETTING GO OF BAT TO GO RUN which was really dumb of me and the bat went flying and beaned him in the leg, the umpire declared i did it on purpose and i was banned from corporate softball for life though i'm sure they've forgotten by now)

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 9 April 2007 19:03 (seventeen years ago) link

my old gf punched me in the face once.

other times:
mugger in bklyn
drunk at party

none of them are very funny stories :/

a kid tried to strangle me during kickball once

― ghost rider, Monday, 9 April 2007 19:04 (seventeen years ago) link

I'm not even getting into the things that happened to me once I started going to bars. (I did bite through my tongue at a show once, though.)

SECRET KUNG-FU DRINKING TRICK: If you're drunk enough, you can't even tell that you're getting hit until the next day.

beartrap: well, now my wackiness seems less funny.

― John Justen, Monday, 9 April 2007 19:04 (seventeen years ago) link

last time i got punched in the face: company xmas party at hotel in andover, ma breaks up around midnight. me and ceo roam the halls listening for a party to crash. we crash one, get thrown out, i get sucker punched and wake up the next day still in my suit with my shirt covered in blood and the pillowcase dried to my face.

― chicago kevin, Monday, 9 April 2007 19:04 (seventeen years ago) link

lets talk about ducks now

― Mr. Que, Monday, 9 April 2007 19:05 (seventeen years ago) link

ceo went back to his room and hired escorts. true story.

― chicago kevin, Monday, 9 April 2007 19:05 (seventeen years ago) link

i guess the kickball one's kinda funny because little kids hurting each other is usually funny

― ghost rider, Monday, 9 April 2007 19:05 (seventeen years ago) link

John's got a divot in his chest from where he got hit with a bat! (I don't know if he has any divots from getting hit by a van.)

SNAP: WOW I TRIED TO STRANGLE A KID DURING KICKBALL ONCE, SYNERGY

― HI DERE, Monday, 9 April 2007 19:05 (seventeen years ago) link

i totally punched a duck once

― ghost rider, Monday, 9 April 2007 19:05 (seventeen years ago) link

they were not duck escorts.

xpost.

― chicago kevin, Monday, 9 April 2007 19:05 (seventeen years ago) link

yeah little kids brawling is funny, most of the time

― Mr. Que, Monday, 9 April 2007 19:05 (seventeen years ago) link

i will say this: my weekend was worth it for thsi alone:

so on st paddy's day my friend c___ and i are on the way home from the bar. we live about two blocks away, and parted at the natural place. i went home, smoked a marijuana cigarette, and watched most of a terrible movie (Man of the Year, wtf), ignorant of what was happening about two hundred yards away: c___ pooping on his own front lawn.

apparently, he'd been carrying a charge with him for the entire walk home (about 15 minutes) and was ready to go as soon as he got home. he had, however, forgotten his keys in our friend's car. when the pump is all primed up like that, it's pretty much impossible to dial it back. especially since yr body has performed this transaction literally thousands of times, and has no reason to expect that it shouldn't go off without a hitch. desperate, he climbed his balcony and tried to credit card his door. this didn't work, so he climbed back down, retreated to the darkest corner of his yard, and dumped. then he called our friend k___(at 3am) to let them know about the keys (but not about the poopy).

SO MANY BEARTRAPS AND YES JAYMC IT WAS GOOD OLD B AND HER TWIN SISTER L3GGY THAT HAVE HAD THE SHARK'S SHARE OF ME FACE PUNCHING

why he didn't just come over to my house remains a mystery to this day (though I SUSPECT booze had something to do with it)

― river wolf, Monday, 9 April 2007 19:06 (seventeen years ago) link

dude seriously? shut up.

― Mr. Que, Monday, 9 April 2007 19:07 (seventeen years ago) link

this is a non pooping thread

― Mr. Que, Monday, 9 April 2007 19:07 (seventeen years ago) link

― river wolf, Monday, 9 April 2007 19:07 (seventeen years ago) link

also st paddys day was months ago

― Mr. Que, Monday, 9 April 2007 19:07 (seventeen years ago) link

I'VE BEEN SHOT AT. NOT BY A DUCK THOUGH. ;_;

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 9 April 2007 19:07 (seventeen years ago) link

Dan is right. I now recall that I have been hit with a baseball bat three times.

― John Justen, Monday, 9 April 2007 19:07 (seventeen years ago) link

whoa dude that's messed up

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 9 April 2007 19:08 (seventeen years ago) link

i know i just found out about this this weekend

― river wolf, Monday, 9 April 2007 19:08 (seventeen years ago) link

ducks don't have guns because they are so cute!

― Mr. Que, Monday, 9 April 2007 19:08 (seventeen years ago) link

guys there is a lot of odd biographical information on fborfw.com. i think i just sort of shattered pete's belief system when i told him that elly patterson has "acid rock" listed as one of her DISLIKES

― pretzel walrus, Monday, 9 April 2007 19:08 (seventeen years ago) link

hahaha what

― ghost rider, Monday, 9 April 2007 19:08 (seventeen years ago) link

IT TOOK ME FOUR TRIES TO POST THAT GOD DAMN YOU AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN NU-ILX

― pretzel walrus, Monday, 9 April 2007 19:08 (seventeen years ago) link

another crush ruined ;_1

― ghost rider, Monday, 9 April 2007 19:08 (seventeen years ago) link

fbofw.com=INSANE website

― Mr. Que, Monday, 9 April 2007 19:09 (seventeen years ago) link

ducks are only medium cute

godfuckingdamnitjustletmepostmypostggaghufonggpaf

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 9 April 2007 19:09 (seventeen years ago) link

ELLY PATTERSON

Birth Date: August 26, 1951
Likes: Steaming lattes (skim milk - of course), leisurely soaks in the bathtub, teaching her granddaughter, playing with her grandson, weed-free gardening, good books, good movies, good live theatre, laughter, cooking (not necessarily in that order!)
Dislikes: Bathroom scales, creatures that shed (animals & humans alike), the smell of the back yard when the snow thaws, unreliable people, litterers, acid rock,, fighting and all that's "unfair"
Hobbies: Reading, the local theatre, volunteer committee for the Downtown Improvement Association, jogging, gardening, writing letters to friends (on real paper!)
Aspirations: Send & receive email effortlessly, be in shape to run a half marathon - not do it - just be able to! To put all the family photos in books - in order! Be remembered by her kids as having been a good mom.

― pretzel walrus, Monday, 9 April 2007 19:09 (seventeen years ago) link

wait she's bad at email guys

― river wolf, Monday, 9 April 2007 19:10 (seventeen years ago) link

i mean, cut her some slack

― river wolf, Monday, 9 April 2007 19:10 (seventeen years ago) link

what the fuck

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 9 April 2007 19:10 (seventeen years ago) link

CONTRAST with april, whose favorite band is "chunx"

― pretzel walrus, Monday, 9 April 2007 19:11 (seventeen years ago) link

Dan is right. I now recall that I have been hit with a baseball bat three times.

-- John Justen,

John has been hit with bats so many times that he doesn't remember how many times he has been hit without help from friends!

― Sara R-C, Monday, 9 April 2007 19:11 (seventeen years ago) link

Birth Date: June 26, 1981
Likes: Being with family, holidays, home-cooked meals, Native culture, her cat
Dislikes: turnips, beets, dishonest people, lazy people, slow traffic, thong underwear, laundry
Hobbies: Singing, chatting online with friends, watching reality TV, reading, playing on her computer - something other than grading papers! Coming up with ways to help people who have difficulty reading
Aspirations:To someday become as great a teacher and inspiration as Ms. Edwards. To keep singing and be better at it. To marry a guy like Dad!

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 9 April 2007 19:11 (seventeen years ago) link

Squirrel Patrol. So this is what the Capitol Police do when the halls of Congress have emptied for recess. Maybe the cops can’t play solitaire on their computers and take long lunches like the rest of Capitol Hill’s denizens. But they can tend to the urgent security threat presented by ... squirrels.

Last week, an address went out over the police radio system that “officers responding to the squirrel incident” were to come to the West Front of the Capitol. There, apparently, a nest of squirrels had fallen from a tree near the Grotto, leaving one dead and several injured.

Capitol Police arrived on the scene, and spokeswoman Sgt. Kimberly Schneider tells HOH that “the suggestion was to put the nest near the tree in the hopes that the mother squirrel and her young would return to it.” But that proposal was a no-go. “There were police around and she wouldn’t go back to the nest,” Schneider said.

And, sadly, the story has a tragic ending: according to the police account, by the time D.C. Animal Control arrived on the scene, all the squirrels were dead, she added.

― ghost rider, Monday, 9 April 2007 19:12 (seventeen years ago) link

SQUIRREL POLICE

― ghost rider, Monday, 9 April 2007 19:12 (seventeen years ago) link

also CONTRAST with grandpa jim, whose favorite band is POCKET PROTECTOR - band - pocket protector maryland band - jazz/funk - ram's head savage mill april 7, Larry Byrne (keys, guitar, baritone sax); Ryan LaHam (bass); Marty Bouchard (drums); Matt Dalton (tenor & alto sax); Mark Hopkins (vocals, guitar, keys): Jay Crawdads (vocals, percussion)

― pretzel walrus, Monday, 9 April 2007 19:12 (seventeen years ago) link

another crush ruined

― river wolf, Monday, 9 April 2007 19:13 (seventeen years ago) link

8080

― ghost rider, Monday, 9 April 2007 19:13 (seventeen years ago) link

everyone 8080 beartrap boxcar

― ghost rider, Monday, 9 April 2007 19:13 (seventeen years ago) link

hahahahhahaofng puh

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 9 April 2007 19:13 (seventeen years ago) link

I'm a popular guy, I guess. BRTRP

Wait, wait, POCKET PROTECTOR! Ryan LaHam is wicked awesome!

― John Justen, Monday, 9 April 2007 19:13 (seventeen years ago) link

also that squirrel story is bringing me down.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 9 April 2007 19:14 (seventeen years ago) link

dear walrus:

stop lying to us about grandpa jim and pocket protector pocket protector pocket protector pocket protector pocket protector pocket protector pocket protector pocket protector!

love

everyone else

― Mr. Que, Monday, 9 April 2007 19:14 (seventeen years ago) link

Fans of Pocket Protector also recommend:
Monkey Gone Mad (146), Public Access (71), Paddy Kilrain (66), See Girl Run (63), Jupiter Sunrise (54)

― ghost rider, Monday, 9 April 2007 19:15 (seventeen years ago) link

UH michael patterson wtf?

Birth Date: April 28, 1976
Likes: Computers - when they work, his daughter's laugh, his son's funny baby noises, when "the muse" is present, his wife's smile, crisp fall days, good coffee and donuts, falling asleep on the morning train
Dislikes: Elvis, relish on his hotdogs, deadlines, guys who don't wash, writers who can't write, editors who can't edit
Hobbies: He is lucky enough to have a job that is also his hobby - writing! He has kept a diary for years and is now researching his and Deanna's family history. If Michael could call walking a hobby, he would - he does his best thinking during walks in the park.
Aspirations: To write a book someday, to be remembered by his children as a great dad, to grow old graciously, to be less emotional and more objective.

― pretzel walrus, Monday, 9 April 2007 19:15 (seventeen years ago) link

also shut up dude elvis is awesome you fucking canadofascist

― pretzel walrus, Monday, 9 April 2007 19:16 (seventeen years ago) link

michael hongroson

― ghost rider, Monday, 9 April 2007 19:17 (seventeen years ago) link

wtf

― HI DERE, Monday, 9 April 2007 19:17 (seventeen years ago) link

If Michael could call walking a hobby

Why can't Michael call walking a hobby?

― Mr. Que, Monday, 9 April 2007 19:18 (seventeen years ago) link

"Pocket Protector" is one of the worst jazzbo funkster music geek in-joke names ever, BTW.

― John Justen, Monday, 9 April 2007 19:18 (seventeen years ago) link

Band Plug: Rather than committing to one sound, Pocket channels energy from all the disciplines: funk, rock, rap, blues and Hendrix.

― ghost rider, Monday, 9 April 2007 19:18 (seventeen years ago) link

"all the disciplines"

― ghost rider, Monday, 9 April 2007 19:19 (seventeen years ago) link

If Michael could call being a wanktastic pussy a hobby,...

― HI DERE, Monday, 9 April 2007 19:19 (seventeen years ago) link

hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha wait no

― HI DERE, Monday, 9 April 2007 19:19 (seventeen years ago) link

nunchuck skills = Hendrix skills

― river wolf, Monday, 9 April 2007 19:21 (seventeen years ago) link

TOTALLY

― pretzel walrus, Monday, 9 April 2007 19:22 (seventeen years ago) link

law, philosophy, medicine, Clapton

― ghost rider, Monday, 9 April 2007 19:22 (seventeen years ago) link

I need to know who has eaten a doughnut at the fractured prune or whatever the fuck that place is called.

― quincie, Monday, 9 April 2007 19:23 (seventeen years ago) link

I realize this is apropos of almost nothing.

― quincie, Monday, 9 April 2007 19:23 (seventeen years ago) link

yes, unlike the rest of this thread

― pretzel walrus, Monday, 9 April 2007 19:23 (seventeen years ago) link

also: BRIAN i know surely you have eaten somesuch doughnut as it across the street from your place!

― quincie, Monday, 9 April 2007 19:24 (seventeen years ago) link

kg: my friend m3gan loves that place, or at least i think that's the place she was talking about

― ghost rider, Monday, 9 April 2007 19:24 (seventeen years ago) link

are we having donuts for dinner tonight, sweet, awesome i approve

― Mr. Que, Monday, 9 April 2007 19:24 (seventeen years ago) link

ok let's talk about DOUGHNUTS which i actually think may be the most overrated foodstuff EVER

― quincie, Monday, 9 April 2007 19:25 (seventeen years ago) link

;__;

― Mr. Que, Monday, 9 April 2007 19:25 (seventeen years ago) link

xpost yeah maybe we will. doughnuts and SHRIMP

― quincie, Monday, 9 April 2007 19:25 (seventeen years ago) link

donuts are not as overrated as cupcakes

― Mr. Que, Monday, 9 April 2007 19:25 (seventeen years ago) link

i miss old school mandalay when it was a combo burmese restaurant/doughnut shop ;_;

― pretzel walrus, Monday, 9 April 2007 19:26 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.boredstop.com/imgp/rivercity.jpg

― river wolf, Monday, 9 April 2007 19:26 (seventeen years ago) link

"rainbows are not as overrated as sunshine"

― ghost rider, Monday, 9 April 2007 19:26 (seventeen years ago) link

good point, alex

― Mr. Que, Monday, 9 April 2007 19:26 (seventeen years ago) link

http://gizmodo.com/assets/resources/2007/04/bageltogo.jpg

― river wolf, Monday, 9 April 2007 19:27 (seventeen years ago) link

i like bagels better than doughnuts

― river wolf, Monday, 9 April 2007 19:27 (seventeen years ago) link

um beartrap that ad?

― pretzel walrus, Monday, 9 April 2007 19:27 (seventeen years ago) link

i like vaginas better than bagels

― Mr. Que, Monday, 9 April 2007 19:28 (seventeen years ago) link

You have just ruined lox.

― HI DERE, Monday, 9 April 2007 19:29 (seventeen years ago) link

you are on the money with that one, sir!

beartrap not YOU, dan

― river wolf, Monday, 9 April 2007 19:29 (seventeen years ago) link

WAS WAITING FOR THE DANG PERRY JOKE THANK YOU

― ghost rider, Monday, 9 April 2007 19:30 (seventeen years ago) link

Out of a belief that Jean should not be given any sort of mercy in her punishment, Shooter suggested a scenario where Jean would be banished to a radioactive asteroid, where she would be forever burning from cosmic radiation, but was open to alternate suggestions from Claremont and Byrne.

Jim Shooter, a reasonable man.

― river wolf, Monday, 9 April 2007 19:30 (seventeen years ago) link

I don't like to put salmon and cream cheese on vaginas (sorry ladies).

SNAP: Jim Shooter is batshit, it's awesome.

― HI DERE, Monday, 9 April 2007 19:31 (seventeen years ago) link

WAIT RIVIER WOLF WHY ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT DARK PHOE? I ALWAYS DO THAT AND WAS JUST TALKING TO ALLY ABOUT IT! did she refer to it somehow? or are we all made of blood diamonds???

― 69, Monday, 9 April 2007 19:34 (seventeen years ago) link

But bacon would be awesome.

HOTRAP

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Monday, 9 April 2007 19:35 (seventeen years ago) link

bacon would get in the way

― Mr. Que, Monday, 9 April 2007 19:35 (seventeen years ago) link

PETE READ ONE ADDITIONAL TRHEAD SOME TIME
http://www.ilxor.com/ILX/ThreadSelectedControllerServlet?boardid=40&threadid=53141#unread

― ghost rider, Monday, 9 April 2007 19:35 (seventeen years ago) link

Not after you finished eating it! Beat rap.

― Laurel, Monday, 9 April 2007 19:37 (seventeen years ago) link

oh fucking bacon, i forgot what a sweet sweet mistress you are.

― chicago kevin, Monday, 9 April 2007 19:38 (seventeen years ago) link

i know this is already on noize roffles but it's really too awesome not to repost: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SxigNvJxGn4

― pretzel walrus, Monday, 9 April 2007 19:38 (seventeen years ago) link

OMG

― 69, Monday, 9 April 2007 19:42 (seventeen years ago) link

lol "fucking bacon"!

― HI DERE, Monday, 9 April 2007 19:48 (seventeen years ago) link

well there's eatin' bacon and then there's... no, no, fuck you, i will not defile something as PURE and as WONDERFUL as bacon.

― chicago kevin, Monday, 9 April 2007 19:50 (seventeen years ago) link

i don't have a single adorable parent story, how depressing

― ghost rider, Monday, 9 April 2007 19:53 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.dropline.net/cats/images/thriller%20cats.jpg

― Mr. Que, Monday, 9 April 2007 19:53 (seventeen years ago) link

hey everyone i need to start showing up to work "on time" apparently

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 9 April 2007 19:53 (seventeen years ago) link

marky that sebadoh song and many of those butterglory song are pretty awes!

WTF u get called out ally??

― 69, Monday, 9 April 2007 19:54 (seventeen years ago) link

it's getting to the point where i feel like i should be finding jobs for you ally

― river wolf, Monday, 9 April 2007 19:55 (seventeen years ago) link

i had my review in which it was revealed that my territory is 6% over goal/18% over last year and also glowing praise blah blah blah blah blah about being a consummate team player and always happy to basically give up everything ever in the world to back up jackasses and so on and so forth BUT since i show up 15 minutes late pretty regularly due to ABSOLUTELY HATING THIS PLACE AND EVERYONE IN IT i kind of only qualify as "meets standards" and do not "exceed standards"

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 9 April 2007 19:56 (seventeen years ago) link

my territory is 6% over goal/18% over last year

i'd like to point out that they are talking about MY territory only, not the OTHER THREE I HAVE BEEN WORKING AND KEEPING AT STOCK EVEN FOR THE MAJORITY OF THE PAST 5 MONTHS. which is written, right here, in this review!!!

but still i only meet standards and you know that means i wouldn't get anything from this review.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 9 April 2007 19:57 (seventeen years ago) link

i take back what i said about not killing people

― river wolf, Monday, 9 April 2007 19:58 (seventeen years ago) link

because if i demoralized myself even more and rushed in here on time instead of just saying fuck it, getting coffee and a smoke first, maybe we'd be like 7% over goal because GOD FORBID ANYONE ELSE DO ANYTHING.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 9 April 2007 19:58 (seventeen years ago) link

Oh Jesus Christ.

― Ned Raggett, Monday, 9 April 2007 19:59 (seventeen years ago) link

i guess the reason why i am in this industry to begin with is that i took this all laughing and smiling and being ultimate #1 bro the entire time, only making one (1) sarcastic and nasty comment about anyone.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 9 April 2007 19:59 (seventeen years ago) link

ok that sentence didn't entirely make sense

― river wolf, Monday, 9 April 2007 20:00 (seventeen years ago) link

i'm getting down on myself for basically having no marketable skills whatsoever besides being a big huge phony, sorry :\

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 9 April 2007 20:00 (seventeen years ago) link

i don't have marketable skills, either, it's ok

― river wolf, Monday, 9 April 2007 20:01 (seventeen years ago) link

high fives

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 9 April 2007 20:01 (seventeen years ago) link

i really need to find a way to turn "being chatty" into a marketable skill

― river wolf, Monday, 9 April 2007 20:02 (seventeen years ago) link

oh hey are you guys talking about having no marketable skills

― ghost rider, Monday, 9 April 2007 20:02 (seventeen years ago) link

yes we are ghost rider, come and join us!

― river wolf, Monday, 9 April 2007 20:02 (seventeen years ago) link

i was an english major haha!

― river wolf, Monday, 9 April 2007 20:03 (seventeen years ago) link

being a big chatty liar is my marketable skill, the circle comes back to full yet again

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 9 April 2007 20:03 (seventeen years ago) link

I determined (in a conversation with a professor, no less!) that my only marketable skill is "being pleasant." if you are a chick, that conversation turns awkward real quick.

― horseshoe, Monday, 9 April 2007 20:03 (seventeen years ago) link

The Flying Dawkins: a place for big chatty liars

― river wolf, Monday, 9 April 2007 20:04 (seventeen years ago) link

i'm not even pleasant :/

― ghost rider, Monday, 9 April 2007 20:04 (seventeen years ago) link

the schef, please go tell adorable parent factoids on the relevant thread!

― horseshoe, Monday, 9 April 2007 20:04 (seventeen years ago) link

that's okay, Alex, you're a boy, being pleasant will get you nowhere.

― horseshoe, Monday, 9 April 2007 20:05 (seventeen years ago) link

my marketability rests solely on being cute (according to my boss I "have the motor skills of a small child"): this will get me through my thesis, and then I am doomed.

― jessie monster, Monday, 9 April 2007 20:05 (seventeen years ago) link

sometimes you are pleasant. beartrap

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 9 April 2007 20:05 (seventeen years ago) link

oh, Jessie, I'm not sure what your thesis is in, but I'm in grad school and cute is a double-edged sword (if you're a chick.)

― horseshoe, Monday, 9 April 2007 20:06 (seventeen years ago) link

yay for Ally's mom!

― horseshoe, Monday, 9 April 2007 20:06 (seventeen years ago) link

hi why am I so bitter today. sorry guys. you are all pleasant and lovely.

― horseshoe, Monday, 9 April 2007 20:07 (seventeen years ago) link

hahahaha you've never met us

― pretzel walrus, Monday, 9 April 2007 20:07 (seventeen years ago) link

I feel confident

― horseshoe, Monday, 9 April 2007 20:08 (seventeen years ago) link

dude, being a woman in ~~life~~ (grad) school is a double-edged sword. :/

― jessie monster, Monday, 9 April 2007 20:08 (seventeen years ago) link

every job i've ever had was basically me being hired to flirt with people and manipulate them. i'm having kind of a crisis here i think.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 9 April 2007 20:08 (seventeen years ago) link

"pleasant"

― Mr. Que, Monday, 9 April 2007 20:08 (seventeen years ago) link

http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m64/eljeffebonanza/WORK.jpg

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Monday, 9 April 2007 20:08 (seventeen years ago) link

I'm distinctly unpleasant at work and/or when annoyed or impatient, but I do get things done. My marketable skills all involve manufacturing & production and asking vendors whether their pressmen were fucking sleeping when they printed my books, though.

― Laurel, Monday, 9 April 2007 20:09 (seventeen years ago) link

Jessie, I would like to subscribe to your newsletter!

― horseshoe, Monday, 9 April 2007 20:09 (seventeen years ago) link

WHY AREN'T YOU A BARTENDER, SERIOUSLY

BEARTRAPPIN THE SCHEF

― river wolf, Monday, 9 April 2007 20:09 (seventeen years ago) link

i should probably just become a bartender really

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 9 April 2007 20:10 (seventeen years ago) link

i'd be happier

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 9 April 2007 20:10 (seventeen years ago) link

tho these jerkwads here would glue themselves to my bar in hopes of getting free drinks and i'd never make any money ;_;

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 9 April 2007 20:10 (seventeen years ago) link

honestly, this whole "med school" business aside, the one thing i've really wanted to do was open up a bar/hostel/whatever in silverton, colorado.

also it would be a record label

― river wolf, Monday, 9 April 2007 20:10 (seventeen years ago) link

tho i wouldn't need any money cos i could just steal drinks and smokes from the bar!!! :D

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 9 April 2007 20:11 (seventeen years ago) link

Ally, sweetheart, I hear you. Take ten deep breaths. You are Allyzay, Adventuress and High Spirit Extraordinaire.

Beat rep: Bartending: you'll make hella money but your customers will all be douchebags who will check out yr T&A 94/7. Okay with that? Y/N

― Laurel, Monday, 9 April 2007 20:11 (seventeen years ago) link

wait let's take a moment out of this pity party to lol at fluffy bear

― ghost rider, Monday, 9 April 2007 20:11 (seventeen years ago) link

"jerkwads"

― Mr. Que, Monday, 9 April 2007 20:11 (seventeen years ago) link

agreed: lol, fluffy bear, kudos

― river wolf, Monday, 9 April 2007 20:12 (seventeen years ago) link

I think what Ally is saying is the only difference between that and her current job is hella money?

― horseshoe, Monday, 9 April 2007 20:12 (seventeen years ago) link

ok back to crises!

― ghost rider, Monday, 9 April 2007 20:12 (seventeen years ago) link

beartrap to Laurel

― horseshoe, Monday, 9 April 2007 20:12 (seventeen years ago) link

(...i even priced out real estate)

― river wolf, Monday, 9 April 2007 20:12 (seventeen years ago) link

Beat rep: Bartending: you'll make hella money but your customers will all be douchebags who will check out yr T&A 94/7. Okay with that? Y/N

THIS IS DIFFERENT FROM MY REGULAR LIFE IN NO WAY WHATSOEVER so it's cool. lol beartrap!

also sorry i don't mean to ruin fluffy bear's lolz with my sad story times.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 9 April 2007 20:13 (seventeen years ago) link

guys let's just quit our lives, buy a small isolated property somewhere and a car and spend the rest of our idyllic days drinkin and whippin shitties

― pretzel walrus, Monday, 9 April 2007 20:13 (seventeen years ago) link

YES

― ghost rider, Monday, 9 April 2007 20:14 (seventeen years ago) link

WAIT ALLY WHERE IS FLICKR CANDY CANE HOUSE

― ghost rider, Monday, 9 April 2007 20:14 (seventeen years ago) link

can you guys plz buy isolated property in sw colorado?

― river wolf, Monday, 9 April 2007 20:15 (seventeen years ago) link

Yes, Ally, but you kind of hate your regular life. Just think it over, is all I'm saying.

― Laurel, Monday, 9 April 2007 20:15 (seventeen years ago) link

GOD BLESS PRETZEL WALRUS, GENIUS

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Monday, 9 April 2007 20:15 (seventeen years ago) link

hey, i was out of the loop for a while, what the fuck's a bear trap?

also, ally, i have been gainfully employed for the past 19 years and do not have a single marketable skill as i have yet to find a way to parlay my only recognizable skill (the massive intake of alcohol) into a lucrative career field.

chin up!

― chicago kevin, Monday, 9 April 2007 20:15 (seventeen years ago) link

hi Kevin! I'm glad you're still posting to the DC thread + hope you are doing okay!

― horseshoe, Monday, 9 April 2007 20:16 (seventeen years ago) link

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/176/442302286_9cd5eb7d74.jpg
^^^^^^^ this is our house

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 9 April 2007 20:16 (seventeen years ago) link

well houses, the red striped one is probably too small to fit everyone so we'll just buy up the block.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 9 April 2007 20:17 (seventeen years ago) link

THIS IS OUR COUNTRY

― ghost rider, Monday, 9 April 2007 20:17 (seventeen years ago) link

Beartrap to Kevin hey, do not forget encyclopedic knowledge of rare punk/garage/pop rekkids!

― Laurel, Monday, 9 April 2007 20:17 (seventeen years ago) link

wait what about nicaragua?

― river wolf, Monday, 9 April 2007 20:17 (seventeen years ago) link

man how many times do you think that one of us would walk out the back porch and just fall right off that little cliff if we lived there?

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 9 April 2007 20:18 (seventeen years ago) link

oh wait kevin: beartrap is how we say "xpost" now

― ghost rider, Monday, 9 April 2007 20:18 (seventeen years ago) link

10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000

― Mr. Que, Monday, 9 April 2007 20:19 (seventeen years ago) link

the reason i basically hate my regular working life is that i'm being expected to do a tremendous amount of work with very little recognition or reward, just patronizing pats on the head and increased expectations. also i hate my work clothing, and waking up before 9am. i imagine working in a bar would alleviate many of these issues. but i could be living in a dream world as well.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 9 April 2007 20:19 (seventeen years ago) link

mr. que is 8080 btw, i didn't consider that little cliff before i recommended we live in those houses.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 9 April 2007 20:19 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.sanjuandelsur.org.ni/

― river wolf, Monday, 9 April 2007 20:20 (seventeen years ago) link

whatever, those falls will be hilarious preston sturges slapstick accidents and not "oh god i've ruined my life" accidents

― ghost rider, Monday, 9 April 2007 20:21 (seventeen years ago) link

no, i mean i'm pretty sure at least one of us might die but otoh one of us would probably die in this living situation without the cliff so it evens out.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 9 April 2007 20:21 (seventeen years ago) link

bear trap to laurel; speaking of rare records, did i tell you crazypants lost the go! record that i got bought? she took them from me in the bar then wouldn't give them back, then i got thrown out, then she got engaged (although that probably happened before i got thrown out) then i pulled a five-star nutty and she thinks she may have left them in justin's van but we'll find out in 10 days/two weeks when he comes rolling through chicago. $40 worth of records disappeared!

― chicago kevin, Monday, 9 April 2007 20:23 (seventeen years ago) link

ok what is a five star nutty???

― river wolf, Monday, 9 April 2007 20:24 (seventeen years ago) link

yeah records are awesome

― Mr. Que, Monday, 9 April 2007 20:24 (seventeen years ago) link

Working in a bar seems like it's doomed to be disappointing because nothing could be as awesome as the romantic idealization.

The big problem I have with hating my job is that it's now given me enough $$$$ that chucking it to become a bartender would be incredibly stupid, especially given that I have to support a professional singer.

― HI DERE, Monday, 9 April 2007 20:27 (seventeen years ago) link

five star nutty would be a near total meltdown. i kinda lost my shit after 120 hours of straight partying and only a couple hours sleep each day.

― chicago kevin, Monday, 9 April 2007 20:28 (seventeen years ago) link

o.O

― river wolf, Monday, 9 April 2007 20:29 (seventeen years ago) link

Dudes we fill the pit with plastic balls.

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Monday, 9 April 2007 20:29 (seventeen years ago) link

this is my new favorite term, this "five star nutty!"

― quincie, Monday, 9 April 2007 20:29 (seventeen years ago) link

So what's a three star nutty?

― HI DERE, Monday, 9 April 2007 20:30 (seventeen years ago) link

FUXCKING FUCK I was concerned about that. I tried to check around the venue before I left but saw no records lying around.

― Laurel, Monday, 9 April 2007 20:30 (seventeen years ago) link

Also: today I brought in the only picture I really have of mw and me, it is from maybe three or four years ago? Anyhow, all of my coworkers keep remarking that I looked "really really different" now, by which I am 100% sure they mean 1) younger and 2) prettier :(

― quincie, Monday, 9 April 2007 20:31 (seventeen years ago) link

I mean that's how I looked THEN, and now I look old and 78% less hot :(

― quincie, Monday, 9 April 2007 20:31 (seventeen years ago) link

Ah, the carefree days of yesteryear. . . it was our sandbox period, for realz

― quincie, Monday, 9 April 2007 20:32 (seventeen years ago) link

i told you your hair was a lot longer in that picture, and it was pulled back. you do look different. don't be so self conscious. think how skinny i am in that picture and how fat i am now!

― Mr. Que, Monday, 9 April 2007 20:32 (seventeen years ago) link

oh you kidz

― mookieproof, Monday, 9 April 2007 20:33 (seventeen years ago) link

So what's a three star nutty?

three star would be only 60% as bad as a near total meltdown.

tried to check around the venue before I left but saw no records lying around.

yeah, they're gone.

― chicago kevin, Monday, 9 April 2007 20:33 (seventeen years ago) link

Worst quote: "yeah you look really different now. More like, 'professional'" aaaragh

― quincie, Monday, 9 April 2007 20:33 (seventeen years ago) link

you look better now, too

― Mr. Que, Monday, 9 April 2007 20:33 (seventeen years ago) link

awww

― river wolf, Monday, 9 April 2007 20:33 (seventeen years ago) link

J031 always gets mad about how she looks now except for her breasts, which she loves and adores (as do we all).

― HI DERE, Monday, 9 April 2007 20:34 (seventeen years ago) link

i love them and i've never even seen them!

― Mr. Que, Monday, 9 April 2007 20:34 (seventeen years ago) link

you may be a fatty, but you're MY fatty! <3

― quincie, Monday, 9 April 2007 20:34 (seventeen years ago) link

j/k Dan!

― Mr. Que, Monday, 9 April 2007 20:34 (seventeen years ago) link

j/k i loves you mw

― quincie, Monday, 9 April 2007 20:34 (seventeen years ago) link

wait KLG you just called me fatty.

i'm going to the bathroom to shove my fingers down my throat.

― Mr. Que, Monday, 9 April 2007 20:35 (seventeen years ago) link

aww i <3 leaving early bye guys

― pretzel walrus, Monday, 9 April 2007 20:35 (seventeen years ago) link

I SAID I WAS KIDDING PLS YOU ARE V. V. SKINNY STILL

― quincie, Monday, 9 April 2007 20:35 (seventeen years ago) link

"SKINNY"

― Mr. Que, Monday, 9 April 2007 20:36 (seventeen years ago) link

wow, i just looked at a picture from 4 years ago and compared to one from friday and i must say i've gone downhill pretty quickly. although much more handsome (which should give you an idea of just how truly horrifying the old pic is) now i look about 20 years older.

― chicago kevin, Monday, 9 April 2007 20:36 (seventeen years ago) link

lol buncha jon williams on this thread

― ghost rider, Monday, 9 April 2007 20:36 (seventeen years ago) link

hey, i was just saying i look really bald in the new photo!

― chicago kevin, Monday, 9 April 2007 20:36 (seventeen years ago) link

What was I doing to my hair that made it so shiny back then? This is what I would like to know. Maybe the not-having-demanding-job part was good for da hairs.

― quincie, Monday, 9 April 2007 20:37 (seventeen years ago) link

i might be going bald, but at least i'm not a tubby mcbutterguts like old jw

― river wolf, Monday, 9 April 2007 20:37 (seventeen years ago) link

i hope someone ordered that black and whites 7" because really, it's fantastic. i've been singing it to myself all day.

beartrap, i am at least as chunky as ol' jw.

― chicago kevin, Monday, 9 April 2007 20:38 (seventeen years ago) link

Srsly, people love my wife's breasts! They transfix people! They are so amazing that costumers in operas are told to cover her cleavage because they pull too much focus away from the principals (for which I'm like "serves the tenor right for being more boring than titties, ha")!

― HI DERE, Monday, 9 April 2007 20:39 (seventeen years ago) link

my boobs were 3x bigger 4 years ago!!! but so was my ass ;_;

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 9 April 2007 20:39 (seventeen years ago) link

if you love them so much dan why u not start thread about them huh?

― Mr. Que, Monday, 9 April 2007 20:40 (seventeen years ago) link

lol @ my other supervisor giving me sanctioned time to work on my resume at work so i can apply for promotion??? waht, do you realize what you are doing?

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 9 April 2007 20:40 (seventeen years ago) link

if you love them so much dan why u not start thread about them huh?

TEMPTING

― HI DERE, Monday, 9 April 2007 20:40 (seventeen years ago) link

YES

― river wolf, Monday, 9 April 2007 20:41 (seventeen years ago) link

oh that was to schef

― river wolf, Monday, 9 April 2007 20:41 (seventeen years ago) link

I DOUBLE DOG DARE YOU DAN

― Mr. Que, Monday, 9 April 2007 20:41 (seventeen years ago) link

guys i want to see all of these pictures of pplz from 4 years ago

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 9 April 2007 20:42 (seventeen years ago) link

yeah not of me you don't

― ghost rider, Monday, 9 April 2007 20:43 (seventeen years ago) link

stfu i said ALL of these pictures and did not say EXCEPTING ANYBODY

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 9 April 2007 20:44 (seventeen years ago) link

Picture me, with fewer wrinkles, no bags under eyes, shiny hair, skinnier.

― quincie, Monday, 9 April 2007 20:44 (seventeen years ago) link

you don't even have wrinkles or bags under your eyes!

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 9 April 2007 20:44 (seventeen years ago) link

Kate, your pops photoshopped the hell out of that picture, that may be why your hair is shiny, also your hair is pulled back in the photo and it is not usually pulled back! you don't have any wrinkles either jeeez you girls.

― Mr. Que, Monday, 9 April 2007 20:45 (seventeen years ago) link

dang, i don't know if i have any digital pics anymore. towga kept the computer in the division of assets. i think i might have some from like two years ago on my flickr or photobucket accounts but i can't say because THEY'RE BOTH BLOCKED AT WORK NOW.

picasa is my only hope.

― chicago kevin, Monday, 9 April 2007 20:45 (seventeen years ago) link

I do, though! Compared to a couple of years ago.

oh fuck i have become one of those ppl who has "let herself go" ;__;

beartrap wait we were photoshopped? ok i don't know if i feel better or worse about that.

― quincie, Monday, 9 April 2007 20:45 (seventeen years ago) link

I could solve all my photographic problems by losing like 15 lbs. It would make my eyes not-squinty and relieve me of one of these chins, at least. I'll send a bulletin when I get old enough to stop looking 24.

― Laurel, Monday, 9 April 2007 20:46 (seventeen years ago) link

also kate, I think he printed it using a photo printer it's not actual photo paper and the whole photo is shiny shiny shiny it may be some photoshop thing/filter.

― Mr. Que, Monday, 9 April 2007 20:46 (seventeen years ago) link

lol ok i just found a photo of me from 4-5 years ago and there's no way i'm reposting it on ilx so never mind, forget my request

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 9 April 2007 20:46 (seventeen years ago) link

HAAAAA^

― Mr. Que, Monday, 9 April 2007 20:46 (seventeen years ago) link

EXCEPT NOBODY LADY.

― chicago kevin, Monday, 9 April 2007 20:47 (seventeen years ago) link

three years ago

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/14/15332127_4b741f645f.jpg
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/5/10577372_513e533c93_o.jpg

― river wolf, Monday, 9 April 2007 20:47 (seventeen years ago) link

Laurel remember how you posted a pic once and were like "dood my hair was so awesome back then wtf?" That is me, now. But I've seen your hair and it is still awesome and shiny so I don't know wtf you be talking about, anyway.

― quincie, Monday, 9 April 2007 20:47 (seventeen years ago) link

also, i shaved today and while my face FEELS baby soft, i know it looks like the tarpulin at comiskey after a two hour rain delay.

― chicago kevin, Monday, 9 April 2007 20:48 (seventeen years ago) link

lol at ridiculous ipod thing

― river wolf, Monday, 9 April 2007 20:48 (seventeen years ago) link

omg it seems very odd to see rw in the fleshes

― quincie, Monday, 9 April 2007 20:48 (seventeen years ago) link

i should scan in the photo i found of when tom was in the military. he was like 60 lbs heavier (who is the fattey now!) and he's shaking some lady's hand while looking kind of stoned.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 9 April 2007 20:48 (seventeen years ago) link

also laurel wtf yr hair is super long now and awesome

― river wolf, Monday, 9 April 2007 20:49 (seventeen years ago) link

holy shit is he in da uniforms? 'cause I would pay big money to see that!

― quincie, Monday, 9 April 2007 20:49 (seventeen years ago) link

where is bot, anyway?

― quincie, Monday, 9 April 2007 20:50 (seventeen years ago) link

3 days ago at ronny's bar, getting tanked.

― chicago kevin, Monday, 9 April 2007 20:50 (seventeen years ago) link

gah there's no picture i can even find of myself older than two years

― ghost rider, Monday, 9 April 2007 20:50 (seventeen years ago) link

(who is the fattey now!)

*raises hand*

― Mr. Que, Monday, 9 April 2007 20:50 (seventeen years ago) link

woah amy is cuet!

― Mr. Que, Monday, 9 April 2007 20:50 (seventeen years ago) link

lol yes uniformed up and everything. he is at new job finally and i think his internet is limited because he doing training?? it's his birthday this weekend, we should have cupcakes at happy hour to ~~see if we can make him fattey again~~celebrate!

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 9 April 2007 20:50 (seventeen years ago) link

uh, she looks like hell there.

beartrap.

― chicago kevin, Monday, 9 April 2007 20:51 (seventeen years ago) link

I totally love both those pictures, Evan. Also the puffball mushrooms! Also the totally gross green parka that I'm willing to bet you had been sleeping in and never in yr life had cleaned!

Beartrap she's retarded don't bother.

― Laurel, Monday, 9 April 2007 20:51 (seventeen years ago) link

no dude she looks cuet! you both do.

― Mr. Que, Monday, 9 April 2007 20:51 (seventeen years ago) link

oh she's retarded? FUCK HER

― Mr. Que, Monday, 9 April 2007 20:52 (seventeen years ago) link

okay megaroffles at river wolf's permaface

― HI DERE, Monday, 9 April 2007 20:52 (seventeen years ago) link

not retarded, CRAZY AND EVIL.

― chicago kevin, Monday, 9 April 2007 20:52 (seventeen years ago) link

this will forever be my favorite picture of myself, fall 2000 never forget

http://a62.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/00486/16/05/486635061_l.jpg

also i am still at work why because ~~it look intersting~~god is playing a cruel joke on me by making me think i could leave early and then giving me actual work so no i can't

― pretzel walrus, Monday, 9 April 2007 20:52 (seventeen years ago) link

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 9 April 2007 20:53 (seventeen years ago) link

please don't punch me afro walrus!

― Mr. Que, Monday, 9 April 2007 20:53 (seventeen years ago) link

i really wish i still had that shirt, it was awesome

― pretzel walrus, Monday, 9 April 2007 20:55 (seventeen years ago) link

all i see is

A Woma

in USE

― Mr. Que, Monday, 9 April 2007 20:55 (seventeen years ago) link

a woman's place is in the ~~home~~FIREHOUSE!

― pretzel walrus, Monday, 9 April 2007 20:56 (seventeen years ago) link

true then, true now

― pretzel walrus, Monday, 9 April 2007 20:56 (seventeen years ago) link

ok the only pictures i can find are either A) completely inappropriate B) completely obscured wherein you can't actually see my face C) BOTH so i'm gonna have to play this game when i get home ;_;

beratrapa that is awesome

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 9 April 2007 20:56 (seventeen years ago) link

RW, re photo #2: Nice goggles tan, skiface.

― Laurel, Monday, 9 April 2007 20:56 (seventeen years ago) link

awesome pic, dude

beartrap: all the pictures of me that are old have weird faces in them! i almost posted the one of my face after it had connected with a toilet due to "partying hard."

― river wolf, Monday, 9 April 2007 20:56 (seventeen years ago) link

Firehouse was into pegging?

― HI DERE, Monday, 9 April 2007 20:57 (seventeen years ago) link

it does not however feature my hairy chest

― river wolf, Monday, 9 April 2007 20:57 (seventeen years ago) link

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/14/15332127_4b741f645f.jpg
^^^ this rules and i'm going to imagine you look like this 94/7 even with outfit, beverage, and face ok?

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 9 April 2007 20:57 (seventeen years ago) link

Gah, where's that awful picture of me, John and FB dancing in Sara's kitchen back in 1990?

― HI DERE, Monday, 9 April 2007 20:58 (seventeen years ago) link

Me, wasted and sleepy-eyed at a giant party we threw called Tigermilking which was awesome and had sexy results:

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/31/48269903_90b1421ebf.jpg

I weight like 30 lbs more now, just FYI.

― Laurel, Monday, 9 April 2007 20:58 (seventeen years ago) link

pretzel walrus, that was my hair until january.

― chicago kevin, Monday, 9 April 2007 20:59 (seventeen years ago) link

FLICKR BLOCKED AT WORK IS FOR JERKS.

― chicago kevin, Monday, 9 April 2007 20:59 (seventeen years ago) link

btp - yeah girls loved that shit, but more in a "wow that is interesting" sorta way than a "let's make with teh sexin" one which took me a little while to figure out.

also people started asking me if i was really into at the drive-in ;_;

― pretzel walrus, Monday, 9 April 2007 21:02 (seventeen years ago) link

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/175/452965837_e2f06312a2.jpg

wtf younger self?

― mookieproof, Monday, 9 April 2007 21:03 (seventeen years ago) link

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/70/185119996_f0fca21477.jpg

thanks, drugs

(why cokehead aussies had steri-strips: http://farm1.static.flickr.com/151/420641233_133086af72_t.jpg)

― river wolf, Monday, 9 April 2007 21:03 (seventeen years ago) link

ok i'll stop now

― river wolf, Monday, 9 April 2007 21:03 (seventeen years ago) link

mookie that is AWESOME

― pretzel walrus, Monday, 9 April 2007 21:03 (seventeen years ago) link

This hotel is total blood diamonds, apart from the beeer in the minibar being warm. This is being typed out on a dirty great plasma screen. They even thought to include a plush tiger tiger cub. However two hours east sucks as a time change, bring back the flat earth says I.

― Ed, Monday, 9 April 2007 21:09 (seventeen years ago) link

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/230/452959718_7200391896.jpg
dear ally of three years ago,

you are the oldest picture i can find in my gmail. wtf is with this shirt?? asshole.

sincerely,
ally of current day

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 9 April 2007 21:09 (seventeen years ago) link

hahahahahahahaha

― ghost rider, Monday, 9 April 2007 21:11 (seventeen years ago) link

fuck you!

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 9 April 2007 21:11 (seventeen years ago) link

oh i just found one from 6 years ago

― river wolf, Monday, 9 April 2007 21:12 (seventeen years ago) link

lol @ wxdu shirt on mookie

(ya'll that is the DOOK radio station fyi)

― quincie, Monday, 9 April 2007 21:12 (seventeen years ago) link

Ahhhh yes, that's the Ally I knew! OH WAIT, no it's not, you're not wearing a bustier.

― Laurel, Monday, 9 April 2007 21:12 (seventeen years ago) link

i can't wait to get home to see all these awz pics and cook up a ton of bacon and drink many beers and perhaps hurl empties against the wall because when i listen to husker du's "do you remember" at top volume (which i will be doing) i sometimes do that.

bring on the bacon.

― chicago kevin, Monday, 9 April 2007 21:13 (seventeen years ago) link

hahahahahahahahaha oh christ laurel

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 9 April 2007 21:13 (seventeen years ago) link

Hey chicago kevin i will be in ur city at the end of the month! Like, actually in the city, not stuck at the O'Hare Hilton!

― quincie, Monday, 9 April 2007 21:14 (seventeen years ago) link

guys what kind of tally should i buy at the gas station on the way home from the hospital tonight?

i was thinking high life?

― river wolf, Monday, 9 April 2007 21:14 (seventeen years ago) link

Hello, 1990.

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/62/168965529_81dc4e52d3.jpg?v=0

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Monday, 9 April 2007 21:15 (seventeen years ago) link

ok holy crap

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 9 April 2007 21:15 (seventeen years ago) link

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

― river wolf, Monday, 9 April 2007 21:15 (seventeen years ago) link

SILK SHIRT SILK SHIRT

― river wolf, Monday, 9 April 2007 21:15 (seventeen years ago) link

HOLY FUCKING WHAT THE AMAZING

― Laurel, Monday, 9 April 2007 21:15 (seventeen years ago) link

Hello, wallpaper.

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/14/15332127_4b741f645f.jpg

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Monday, 9 April 2007 21:16 (seventeen years ago) link

i would go to all of this parties

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 9 April 2007 21:16 (seventeen years ago) link

srsly, rw, that is awesome pic

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Monday, 9 April 2007 21:16 (seventeen years ago) link

awww

that was on christmas!

― river wolf, Monday, 9 April 2007 21:16 (seventeen years ago) link

quincie, if you'll actually be in town and not just at the airport hilton then i'll definitely try to round up some chilxors for beverages. but even if they punk out i'm around. will you be here during the work week or will we be able to cut loose?

― chicago kevin, Monday, 9 April 2007 21:19 (seventeen years ago) link

2001? MAYBE?

http://photos.pe.facebook.com/v47/182/123/501307243/n501307243_367_584.jpg

― ghost rider, Monday, 9 April 2007 21:22 (seventeen years ago) link

Is that Tuomas on the far left? And what an angelic mug you have there, ghost rider.

― Laurel, Monday, 9 April 2007 21:22 (seventeen years ago) link

ok i really need to do some fucking work

― river wolf, Monday, 9 April 2007 21:23 (seventeen years ago) link

pat is much angrier than tuomas

― ghost rider, Monday, 9 April 2007 21:24 (seventeen years ago) link

guys i declare the last hour to be a complete success.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 9 April 2007 21:24 (seventeen years ago) link

http://img399.imageshack.us/img399/2006/trikeinsidewh9.jpg
the night our band officially broke up because i was moving away. we put on fancy dress and drank scotch and ate steaks. 2003 i guess.

― ghost rider, Monday, 9 April 2007 21:26 (seventeen years ago) link

Dan, how would you respond if I posted your 7th grade school picture?

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Monday, 9 April 2007 21:27 (seventeen years ago) link

with knives

― river wolf, Monday, 9 April 2007 21:27 (seventeen years ago) link

i mean, i don't actually know

― river wolf, Monday, 9 April 2007 21:27 (seventeen years ago) link

he would love it, do it

― ghost rider, Monday, 9 April 2007 21:27 (seventeen years ago) link

Oh lolz GR, Betty Page there looks like someone just put a frog in her moo shoo pork and you are the flirtiest of all with yr girlish head tilt. Keep going, maybe someone will ask you to the sock hop.

― Laurel, Monday, 9 April 2007 21:28 (seventeen years ago) link

lol funny face

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/14/15332010_4c079d12d2.jpg

ps those are mushrooms

― river wolf, Monday, 9 April 2007 21:28 (seventeen years ago) link

guys i still have a bunch of embarassing high school pictures hidden away in a folder somewhere, safe from the world.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 9 April 2007 21:28 (seventeen years ago) link

EXCEPT FOR A COUPLE MY MOM HAS AND HAS MADE A HABIT OF E-MAILING RANDOMLY TO MY FRIENDS ON OCCASION

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 9 April 2007 21:29 (seventeen years ago) link

haha, nice one, mom!

― river wolf, Monday, 9 April 2007 21:29 (seventeen years ago) link

my mom just sent me a picture of her from like 20-30 yrs ago. HIPPY.

― river wolf, Monday, 9 April 2007 21:29 (seventeen years ago) link

ohhhh man i have a GREAT photo of my mom from when she was like 20 on my computer at home, i gotta get that on the internets to have ammo for the next time she mass-mails my school picture from the year i quit.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 9 April 2007 21:30 (seventeen years ago) link

jesus my mom is TINY

― river wolf, Monday, 9 April 2007 21:31 (seventeen years ago) link

to be fair most pictures taken of me in the last, say, two years, are not really any less embarrassing than pictures of me taken 4 or 5 years ago.

― ghost rider, Monday, 9 April 2007 21:31 (seventeen years ago) link

many are much more embarrassing

― ghost rider, Monday, 9 April 2007 21:31 (seventeen years ago) link

I just peeked at DC thread and realized that we have been entirely eclipsed.

-- La Lechera, Monday, April 9, 2007 4:21 PM (9 minutes ago)

― Jesse, Monday, 9 April 2007 21:32 (seventeen years ago) link

My mom was totally leggy and coltish and hot when she was 20. Sadly none of us inherited her approx four feet of leg.

― Laurel, Monday, 9 April 2007 21:32 (seventeen years ago) link

mine are mostly embarrassing because i seem to be incapable of keeping a straight face

i'm that guy :-/

― river wolf, Monday, 9 April 2007 21:32 (seventeen years ago) link

>------------(0_o)---------->

― river wolf, Monday, 9 April 2007 21:33 (seventeen years ago) link

there is exactly one picture of me in the entire world that i am actually embarrassed by and it is the one that i need to one day remove from my evil, evil mother's possession.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 9 April 2007 21:33 (seventeen years ago) link

My photos get more embarrassing with each passing year, so youthful pics aren't threatening.

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Monday, 9 April 2007 21:33 (seventeen years ago) link

well that picture and the one of eli and daddino basically forcing me to flash crotch but i'm also pretty much ok with that one.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 9 April 2007 21:33 (seventeen years ago) link

lol pink giants shirt right

― ghost rider, Monday, 9 April 2007 21:34 (seventeen years ago) link

lol steve martin

bacontrap

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Monday, 9 April 2007 21:34 (seventeen years ago) link

Dan, how would you respond if I posted your 7th grade school picture?

hahahahahahahaha REMEMBER I HAVE YRS, TOO

(SNAP: GODDAMMIT NUILX JUST LET ME POST GAWD)

― HI DERE, Monday, 9 April 2007 21:34 (seventeen years ago) link

ok dude alex we are no longer on speaking terms

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 9 April 2007 21:34 (seventeen years ago) link

MCGOON

― river wolf, Monday, 9 April 2007 21:34 (seventeen years ago) link

also jesse, where is that post from?!

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 9 April 2007 21:35 (seventeen years ago) link

;_;
'
'
'
'
___________________________

― ghost rider, Monday, 9 April 2007 21:35 (seventeen years ago) link

(gah, 7th grade was OVER 20 YRS AGO, I R OLDE)

― HI DERE, Monday, 9 April 2007 21:35 (seventeen years ago) link

DOWN TO THE RIVER WE SWAM

― Mr. Que, Monday, 9 April 2007 21:36 (seventeen years ago) link

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/53/132751375_b16ba5676c.jpg?v=0

― jaymc, Monday, 9 April 2007 21:36 (seventeen years ago) link

ohkay many beartraps but I will be in Chicago last Sunday and Monday of the month, saying somewhere mag mile-ish (should be at the Intercontinental, but apparently there is NO ROOM AT THE INN). Maybe Conrad or Marriott downtown. But yeah, not stuck in O'Hare and free after seven on Sunday and five on Monday!

― quincie, Monday, 9 April 2007 21:36 (seventeen years ago) link

sweet mother of christ, are you making a kissy face?

― Mr. Que, Monday, 9 April 2007 21:37 (seventeen years ago) link

l-r: Trayce, Trayce, Trayce, Trayce, Trayce

― HI DERE, Monday, 9 April 2007 21:37 (seventeen years ago) link

when i go home tonight i should post up the tremendously ridiculous photos of me in b'more from about 4 years ago with enormous curly BLACK hair + 20 lbs heavier, completely batshit drunk off of about 37 chimays y/n

beartrap ok no because jaymc just won this battle

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 9 April 2007 21:37 (seventeen years ago) link

HAHAHAHA DAN

― river wolf, Monday, 9 April 2007 21:38 (seventeen years ago) link

My mom was totally leggy and coltish and hot when she was 20. Sadly none of us inherited her approx four feet of leg.

hi dere i'm still totally leggy and coltish at 34 but, sadly, still lacking in the hot department. my mom still weighed under 120 lbs into her 40s, i remember as a little kid the other husbands always flirting with her at the bizarro world that was suburban christmas parties of the late 70s/early 80s.

― chicago kevin, Monday, 9 April 2007 21:39 (seventeen years ago) link

qunicie, mondays at my local are $1.50 domestic bottle nights. we can find somewhere either night though.

― chicago kevin, Monday, 9 April 2007 21:39 (seventeen years ago) link

my mom is sub-100, i think, at nearly 60

― river wolf, Monday, 9 April 2007 21:40 (seventeen years ago) link

TOMBOT looks identical to my face-punch-wanting neighbor in that picture.

-- g®▲Ðұ, Monday, April 9, 2007 5:38 PM (2 minutes ago)

^^^^^^^^^^ css?

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 9 April 2007 21:40 (seventeen years ago) link

That post was from the Chicago thread.

― Jesse, Monday, 9 April 2007 21:41 (seventeen years ago) link

We're talking about you over there.

Someone explain to me the following DC thread memes:

1. blood diamonds
2. 8080
3. beartrap

-- jaymc, Monday, April 9, 2007 4:37 PM (3 minutes ago)

― Jesse, Monday, 9 April 2007 21:41 (seventeen years ago) link

Yes Evs but yr mom is also like 4'10" tall.

― Laurel, Monday, 9 April 2007 21:42 (seventeen years ago) link

OH HEY GUYS SOME MORE CSS

beartrap is xpost, i think it's pretty stupid

-- Mr. Que, Monday, April 9, 2007 5:39 PM (1 minute ago)

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 9 April 2007 21:42 (seventeen years ago) link

it is, it's true. sorry!

― Mr. Que, Monday, 9 April 2007 21:42 (seventeen years ago) link

Yeah, I've been clued in, dude.

― jaymc, Monday, 9 April 2007 21:42 (seventeen years ago) link

Quincie -- Sunday is probably better for me than Monday, although I suspect that neither day will work out. :( You should totally hang out with all the other CHILXors, though.

― jaymc, Monday, 9 April 2007 21:43 (seventeen years ago) link

I AM NOT A MINDLESS AUTOMATON THAT AGREES WITH EVERYONE ABOUT EVERYTHING SORRY

― Mr. Que, Monday, 9 April 2007 21:45 (seventeen years ago) link

handy guide

blood diamonds: this means something is awesome, it is like respect or like whoa
8080: this is a thing that is otm
beartrap: this is an xpost, there are a couple variations, it's still being fleshed out i think
kthxgay: this is not actually a meme, pete just claimed it was one time
css: constantly surprise surprise, this is an expression of sarcastic shock by something someone says, for example if mark says he hates drinking we're all like oh css
scholar and a wizard etc: not really a meme but it's pretty hilarious

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 9 April 2007 21:45 (seventeen years ago) link

dude mw whatever i don't really care if you hate all of us or not, bro~!!

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 9 April 2007 21:45 (seventeen years ago) link

i'm pretty into just about anything involving wizards, really

― river wolf, Monday, 9 April 2007 21:46 (seventeen years ago) link

oh and i'm on a mission to make "nice stripes! you're hot!" the new "btw you are v pretty" but i don't have the determination to make this happen.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 9 April 2007 21:47 (seventeen years ago) link

now see that i like!

― Mr. Que, Monday, 9 April 2007 21:48 (seventeen years ago) link

i will help you with that one

― Mr. Que, Monday, 9 April 2007 21:48 (seventeen years ago) link

I like how a number of these new memes were hammered out in a DC bar, like internet geek's council of trent

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Monday, 9 April 2007 21:48 (seventeen years ago) link

high fives bro, you and i are still on speaking terms! :D

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 9 April 2007 21:48 (seventeen years ago) link

i just want everyone to start saying "boss" again

― river wolf, Monday, 9 April 2007 21:49 (seventeen years ago) link

hey fluffy bear, will you guys try to drink goldschlager and chocolate milk and let me know how it goes? for your thread?

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 9 April 2007 21:49 (seventeen years ago) link

Okay as a self-respecting black man I will be using the word "boss" when I am DEAD DEAD DEAD DEAD DEAD DEAD DEA YA HEARD?

(SNAP: oh like you even have to ask)

― HI DERE, Monday, 9 April 2007 21:50 (seventeen years ago) link

Pls post recipe on thread. That Reminds me, I still have photos to upload for last episode of JJ&FBWDI.

BACONTRAP

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Monday, 9 April 2007 21:51 (seventeen years ago) link

how to shot "find thread" damn this ilx

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 9 April 2007 21:51 (seventeen years ago) link

that is a bummer, dan ;_;

btw, i pretty much started crying yesterday in the car on the way home from patrolling because "comes a time" came on, what the hell is wrong with me y/n

― river wolf, Monday, 9 April 2007 21:52 (seventeen years ago) link

PMS?

― Laurel, Monday, 9 April 2007 21:53 (seventeen years ago) link

i kind of got depressed butchering a chicken yesterday because i started imagining it was a baby chicken.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 9 April 2007 21:55 (seventeen years ago) link

next time just try convincing yourself it's a baby.

― jessie monster, Monday, 9 April 2007 21:57 (seventeen years ago) link

i have no idea what it was laurel. LONELINESS.

but then i skipped to Powderfinger and everything was fine

― river wolf, Monday, 9 April 2007 21:57 (seventeen years ago) link

thank you, ally, for the handy guide.

― jaymc, Monday, 9 April 2007 21:58 (seventeen years ago) link

(I will say "son", tho)

― HI DERE, Monday, 9 April 2007 21:59 (seventeen years ago) link

I know, RW. But NYC and DC and CHI love you, you just don't love your major metro areas back like you should. Oh no, you had to have SHREDDING POWDER.

― Laurel, Monday, 9 April 2007 22:00 (seventeen years ago) link

i do! but i think i might have to move to portland to really get the balance right

― river wolf, Monday, 9 April 2007 22:01 (seventeen years ago) link

or, like, albuquerque

― river wolf, Monday, 9 April 2007 22:01 (seventeen years ago) link

Meh. Too many hippies.

― Laurel, Monday, 9 April 2007 22:02 (seventeen years ago) link

dude

― river wolf, Monday, 9 April 2007 22:03 (seventeen years ago) link

i'm ok with hippies

― river wolf, Monday, 9 April 2007 22:03 (seventeen years ago) link

at least they've got enthusiasm

― river wolf, Monday, 9 April 2007 22:03 (seventeen years ago) link

In Pland, anyway. Everyone I know from Aquerque hated it there...?

― Laurel, Monday, 9 April 2007 22:05 (seventeen years ago) link

Still, desert.

― Laurel, Monday, 9 April 2007 22:05 (seventeen years ago) link

yeah but two of my best friends in the world live in santa fe

― river wolf, Monday, 9 April 2007 22:06 (seventeen years ago) link

plus, you guys, PICKUP TRUCKS

― river wolf, Monday, 9 April 2007 22:06 (seventeen years ago) link

Maybe I don't understand the joys of pickup trucks. Everyone I fucking hated and wanted to knife in their sleep in high school drove them.

― Laurel, Monday, 9 April 2007 22:07 (seventeen years ago) link

yeah, me too, but riding the back of a pickup truck in the summer drinking beers is one of life's great pleasures

― river wolf, Monday, 9 April 2007 22:08 (seventeen years ago) link

up there with shower beers

― river wolf, Monday, 9 April 2007 22:08 (seventeen years ago) link

WAIT WAIT SHOWER BEERS?? I've had bath champagne, but never shower beers.

― Laurel, Monday, 9 April 2007 22:12 (seventeen years ago) link

i'm ok with hippies

-- river wolf, Monday, April 9, 2007 5:03 PM (9 minutes ago)

at least they've got enthusiasm

-- river wolf, Monday, April 9, 2007 5:03 PM (9 minutes ago)

8080

― jaymc, Monday, 9 April 2007 22:14 (seventeen years ago) link

yeah i like hippies just fine

― pretzel walrus, Monday, 9 April 2007 22:17 (seventeen years ago) link

everyone on the planet has had shower beers, laurel, except for babies and imams and jaymc (why would *he* etc etc), so stop faking

...that is the best part about Otter, the beer caddy: he actually LIKES going into the shower to deliver yr beer.
cats would never do this for you.

― river wolf, Monday, 9 April 2007 22:19 (seventeen years ago) link

Srsly, I never considered such a thing. I've never had otters, tho, either, maybe that is my problem.

― Laurel, Monday, 9 April 2007 22:23 (seventeen years ago) link

wait i have had a shower beer

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 9 April 2007 22:24 (seventeen years ago) link

bigtime

― river wolf, Monday, 9 April 2007 22:25 (seventeen years ago) link

I've had a beer shower, does that count?

― HI DERE, Monday, 9 April 2007 22:25 (seventeen years ago) link

(I also once had ferry beer)

― HI DERE, Monday, 9 April 2007 22:26 (seventeen years ago) link

Shower beer at night, SHOWER DIET COKE IN THE MORNING!

― Jesse, Monday, 9 April 2007 22:30 (seventeen years ago) link

Okay, I have definitely never drunk anything while in the shower. Will try to remedy with the one beer left in my fridge, maybe.

― Laurel, Monday, 9 April 2007 22:34 (seventeen years ago) link

Hot shower, cold bevvy--heavenly. You're wet inside and out.

― Jesse, Monday, 9 April 2007 22:36 (seventeen years ago) link

But in contrasting-temperature liquids.

― Jesse, Monday, 9 April 2007 22:36 (seventeen years ago) link

wait wait wait.... you've never had a shower beer? lady you don't know what you're missing. my favorite shower beer ever: our bungalow at the four seasons on the kona coast had a private outdoor shower. it was pretty awesome being naked and drinking and outside and completely calm about it as opposed to the other times i've found myself in that position.

― chicago kevin, Monday, 9 April 2007 22:40 (seventeen years ago) link

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― HI DERE, Monday, 9 April 2007 22:43 (seventeen years ago) link

sounds like my...

― chicago kevin, Monday, 9 April 2007 22:45 (seventeen years ago) link

Semen-shower beer.

― Jesse, Monday, 9 April 2007 22:46 (seventeen years ago) link

hey, this cat

― river wolf, Monday, 9 April 2007 22:54 (seventeen years ago) link

hey, this slut

― river wolf, Monday, 9 April 2007 23:02 (seventeen years ago) link

scroll down:
"Here’s a video someone on YouTube created of “AT&T” synced to a kung-fu movie"

yay!

― daria-g, Monday, 9 April 2007 23:17 (seventeen years ago) link

WoW continues to be the awesomest game on the planet, roffle!

― HI DERE, Monday, 9 April 2007 23:22 (seventeen years ago) link

(test)

― HI DERE, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 00:46 (seventeen years ago) link

OKAY WHY CAN I NOT POST TO ILM??????

― HI DERE, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 00:46 (seventeen years ago) link

because it sucks

― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 00:50 (seventeen years ago) link

Apparently washingtonpost.com is the thing that sucks, it won't let me quote it. FUCK YOU, UNICODE

― HI DERE, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 00:56 (seventeen years ago) link

When it was over, Furukawa introduced herself to Bell, and tossed in a twenty. Not counting that -- it was tainted by recognition -- the final haul for his 43 minutes of playing was $32.17. Yes, some people gave pennies.

"Actually," Bell said with a laugh, "that's not so bad, considering. That's 40 bucks an hour. I could make an okay living doing this, and I wouldn't have to pay an agent."

POST THIS YOU GROUSY DOUCHE

― HI DERE, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 00:58 (seventeen years ago) link

OH I SEE, BUT IF I PUT YOU IN ITALIC TAGS, IT'S NO-GO, I SEE

FUCKER

― HI DERE, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 00:58 (seventeen years ago) link

The thing is Joshua Bell is a great violinist but he doesn’t know how to busk.

― mookieproof, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 01:05 (seventeen years ago) link

[i]The Washington Post analized it as if it were the fault of the audience[i]

WOW DID THEY EVER

― HI DERE, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 01:09 (seventeen years ago) link

fuck

― HI DERE, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 01:09 (seventeen years ago) link

guys i already posted that article like a billion days ago

― river wolf, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 01:11 (seventeen years ago) link

This thread is a great supplement to formal education.

― Sara R-C, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 01:11 (seventeen years ago) link

Um, the article was published yesterday, Señor Hyperbole-Pants.

― HI DERE, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 01:14 (seventeen years ago) link

well i posted it already, so deal with it already

― river wolf, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 01:15 (seventeen years ago) link

MAYBE I AM DEALING WITH IT THE ONLY WAY I KNOW HOW

― HI DERE, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 01:22 (seventeen years ago) link

I AM JUST HAPPY TO HAVE LEARNED A NEW VERB; IT'S BEEN A WHILE

― Sara R-C, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 01:27 (seventeen years ago) link

oh i am so biting my tongue now

― HI DERE, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 01:30 (seventeen years ago) link

You were thinking "is" weren't you. CONFESS!!!

― Sara R-C, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 01:31 (seventeen years ago) link

Actually I was thinking "It's been a while since you were analized? TMI!" but I figured you'd kill me if I wrote that.

Oops.

― HI DERE, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 01:32 (seventeen years ago) link

I have to let you live; I want to stay on J031's good side.

― Sara R-C, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 01:38 (seventeen years ago) link

HOORAY

― HI DERE, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 01:42 (seventeen years ago) link

OK SRSLY WHAT THE HOLY FUCK IS THIS

― HI DERE, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 01:50 (seventeen years ago) link

we are doomed.

― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 02:14 (seventeen years ago) link

regarding upthread: quincie, I would love to be among the Chilxors that drinks with you when you're in town!!!

― horseshoe, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 02:39 (seventeen years ago) link

hello everyone, when i quit my job should i use this monologue to do so y/n

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=De6AkndwRpM

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 10 April 2007 03:13 (seventeen years ago) link

y, as long as you can work in something about how you hate them and you hate their ASS-FACES!

― horseshoe, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 03:17 (seventeen years ago) link

book video - i think it's chelsea clinton dude

― daria-g, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 03:18 (seventeen years ago) link

I was just watching this episode of <a href="http://www.wildhorse.com/MiamiVice/eps/ep075.php">Miami Vice</a>: "A man's body disappears from the morgue; Trudy has an encounter with UFO's"

guest starring chris rock and james brown as some ufo cult leader (i think), it didn't make much sense and then turned out to be all a dream in the end!

― daria-g, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 03:25 (seventeen years ago) link

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/62/168965529_81dc4e52d3.jpg

i just don't want this photo to die in the "hidden messages" section.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 10 April 2007 03:26 (seventeen years ago) link

oh damn, stupid bbcode

miami vice!

that purple shirt rules

― daria-g, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 03:26 (seventeen years ago) link

i don't know who those people are but i can guarantee you i would have had a problem with them when i was a junior in high school, circa 89-90.

― chicago kevin, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 03:28 (seventeen years ago) link

now they just have my sympathies.

― chicago kevin, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 03:28 (seventeen years ago) link

OH IT'S ON

― HI DERE, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 03:28 (seventeen years ago) link

lolololol

hey guys this is my mom
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/251/453432297_3e3340d482.jpg
lol drunk

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 10 April 2007 03:29 (seventeen years ago) link

This is Kevin circa 1990:

http://www.railheaddesign.com/fark/tom03.gif

― HI DERE, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 03:30 (seventeen years ago) link

This is Ally:

http://img185.imageshack.us/img185/6875/dancin6qb.gif

― HI DERE, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 03:31 (seventeen years ago) link

no that is more like me circa 1994

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 10 April 2007 03:31 (seventeen years ago) link

i am not going to post any photos but i bet i look older several years ago than i do now, 'cause i was way more stressed out then, didn't take care of myself too well and def weighed more. however if i keep this job another year i'm going to start getting wrinkles & gray hair, for real! i missed all these threads this afternoon because of more meetings and blah blah blah

― daria-g, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 03:31 (seventeen years ago) link

no wait i meant yesterday

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 10 April 2007 03:32 (seventeen years ago) link

that might have been me last weekend.

i'm gonna go try to dig up any old pictures and make another tanq and tonic. back in a bit.

― chicago kevin, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 03:32 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.seedsofdoubt.com/distressedamerican/images/graphics/Animated-Jesus-Slap.gif

t-b: John, FB

― HI DERE, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 03:33 (seventeen years ago) link

but before i go i've got to say that "shopping bag" by the penetrators might be the perfect rock 'n' roll song. and for christ's sake, i hope someone took my advice and bought that black and whites single on douchemaster, the a side is pop perfection.

― chicago kevin, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 03:34 (seventeen years ago) link

Those three were some of the better looking guys at Hastings High School. I would not lie to the DC thread.

BEARTRAP

― Sara R-C, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 03:35 (seventeen years ago) link

couldn't find them and i'm too fucked up to go tearing apart my apartment looking for them. it's for the best, trust me.

― chicago kevin, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 03:42 (seventeen years ago) link

highschoolbathroomrape.jpg

― Jesse, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 03:56 (seventeen years ago) link

donimusracistassholeOMGWTF.jpg

― daria-g, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 03:57 (seventeen years ago) link

The DC thread has reached critical mass and is absorbing all. Maybe we should, like start a board with threads and stuff where we can spred out and walk tall.

― Ed, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 04:39 (seventeen years ago) link

drunk.gif

― ghost rider, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 04:42 (seventeen years ago) link

ghost rider otm

― I DIED, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 05:00 (seventeen years ago) link

dudes:

a) i re-met laurel (= BLOOD DIAMONDS^x)tonight
b) and morbs and other righteous folx (i did not discuss film)
c) we discussed tv's the wankette's nipple (conclusion: 8080)
d) i successfully namedropped mr. que
e) ally's mom has a nice...hat
f) somewhat drunk.png
g) whatcha doing in 2.5 weeks
h) xoxo

― mookieproof, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 05:11 (seventeen years ago) link

tired_and_drinking_a_beer.gif

hectic ER shift, but i didn't really do much

dude tried to shoot himself, though, and only successfully managed to take out his jaw and his left eye. :-/

― river wolf, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 06:10 (seventeen years ago) link

1. work killing me, sorry photoshop/ILX
2. get to go to vegas for work next month, so not really full of complaints

― I DIED, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 12:56 (seventeen years ago) link

i don't know who those people are but i can guarantee you i would have had a problem with them when i was a junior in high school, circa 89-90.

-- chicago kevin, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 03:28 (9 hours ago)

A problem with their dope threads or a problem with their fly moves?

― i would just like to point out that i have been otm on this thread, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 13:34 (seventeen years ago) link

dear red line,

SERIOUSLY WHAT ARE YOU DOING THE LAST TWO WEEKS?

thx,
ally

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 10 April 2007 13:36 (seventeen years ago) link

OK no offense to Chicago, but why is it the only damn city I ever seem to be sent for work?

― quincie, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 13:37 (seventeen years ago) link

Chicago, Orlando
Chicago, Orlando
Chicago, Orlando

lather, rinse, repeat

― quincie, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 13:38 (seventeen years ago) link

the best i ever get is bethesda so think of things that way, i guess?

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 10 April 2007 13:38 (seventeen years ago) link

OK I went to New Orleans last month but that only happens like once every four years.

― quincie, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 13:38 (seventeen years ago) link

Also: I am afraid of Orlando. Have not yet been (aside from the Disney thing as a child), but will be dispatched in November. HELP.

― quincie, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 13:39 (seventeen years ago) link

dude orlando is awesome

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 10 April 2007 13:39 (seventeen years ago) link

go to disney again, but this time have some drinks first.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 10 April 2007 13:41 (seventeen years ago) link

HAHA LIE

― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 13:42 (seventeen years ago) link

that's not a lie, it's an order

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 10 April 2007 13:43 (seventeen years ago) link

Hi, I'm not from DC, I'm from Montreal, but this was Urban Dictionary's word of the day.

BAMMA

A general-multi used DC Metro area term used to describe a person who has no style, taste, or class. Usually this person has no idea that he/she is classified as a Bamma - rather they go about their daily lives thinking what they do, say, or wear is acceptable.

1. That dude came to work with dress slacks and white tube socks..what a BAMMA!
2. I got a co-worker who is missing 2 front teeth, but she came to work showing me a portofolio of pictures she got from Sears, talking about she's gonna be a model. Yo, that chick is a straight Bamma!

Is this a reference to... Alabama? Has anyone actually HEARD/USED this?

― Will M., Tuesday, 10 April 2007 13:44 (seventeen years ago) link

i meant about orland being awesome, sorry broski!

also yes Will M. some of us use it more than others, but yeah. I always thought it was spelled Bama.

― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 13:45 (seventeen years ago) link

I have never heard that term in my life!

― quincie, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 13:46 (seventeen years ago) link

pete uses that word like at least 23 times every time we're out

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 10 April 2007 13:46 (seventeen years ago) link

yeah really KLG

― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 13:46 (seventeen years ago) link

guys i hate working on my resume

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 10 April 2007 13:48 (seventeen years ago) link

i mean wtf do you even put in that overview READ ME bullshit portion? tits.jpg y/n?

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 10 April 2007 13:48 (seventeen years ago) link

mom.jpg

― ghost rider, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 13:49 (seventeen years ago) link

8080 thx!!

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 10 April 2007 13:50 (seventeen years ago) link

go to disney again, but this time have some drinks first.

So 8080.

Morocco section of Epcot has a yummy & boozy fruit drink of some kind that I had in January. Margarita stand by Mexico's margaritas suck, though.

― Sara R-C, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 14:08 (seventeen years ago) link

ROFL at booze from the morocco section of epcot.

― Ed, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 14:13 (seventeen years ago) link

never rofl at booze, ed

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 10 April 2007 14:14 (seventeen years ago) link

My brother says "bamma" CONSTANTLY.

― HI DERE, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 14:16 (seventeen years ago) link

Is this a new habit? And also WHY?

― Sara R-C, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 14:21 (seventeen years ago) link

1) He's been doing it since around 1994.
2) He's been living in DC since 1994.

― HI DERE, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 14:25 (seventeen years ago) link

(Of course, I've been in Boston since 1991 and I'm not using "wicked" constantly so maybe he's just odd.)

― HI DERE, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 14:29 (seventeen years ago) link

roffle at dan with southie accent

― i would just like to point out that i have been otm on this thread, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 14:30 (seventeen years ago) link

Now, Dan. You know that correlation does not necessarily equal causation.

― Sara R-C, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 14:30 (seventeen years ago) link

"not necessarily" is an important part of that statement!

― HI DERE, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 14:32 (seventeen years ago) link

Also, right now I have to confess that I want to hear Dan say "2 pi r." My college calc prof was from Boston and we (primarily Minnesotans) could not understand what he was saying until he wrote it out for us.

― Sara R-C, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 14:32 (seventeen years ago) link

roffle @ spam i just got
" Don't let Ed affect your sex life!"

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 10 April 2007 14:35 (seventeen years ago) link

a friend of mine from iowa said on a message board long ago he had a student teacher in high school from boston and they couldn't understand what she was talking about when she said "pee-us dee-us".

i was like, pierced ears, wtf you donkey?

― chicago kevin, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 14:38 (seventeen years ago) link

"Two pie aiiiiiiiiii" (Seriously, we were like, "2 pi i? We don't know that formula...")

" Don't let Ed affect your sex life!"

Ed is the name of my father and also my most embarrassing ex, so argh, I HOPE NOT!

― Sara R-C, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 14:44 (seventeen years ago) link

Your father is your most embarrassing ex. Who's second, your priest?

― i would just like to point out that i have been otm on this thread, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 14:47 (seventeen years ago) link

Is this a reference to... Alabama? Has anyone actually HEARD/USED this?

yeah i've heard it, don't really say it..
it's in this song 'the pocket'

― daria-g, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 14:49 (seventeen years ago) link

Two different "Eds." Hastings was not THAT bad. (Uh... for me, anyway.) Also the priests were old, unattractive, bad singers, and probably only interested in the altar boys.

― Sara R-C, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 14:49 (seventeen years ago) link

Guys, I have no fucking idea who anyone is here anymore. I totally lost track during my month's hiatus. Can I get a breakdown of who is who? You can do older screen names in the interest of maintaining anonymity.

― B.L.A.M., Tuesday, 10 April 2007 15:09 (seventeen years ago) link

I am quincie. Same old.

― quincie, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 15:11 (seventeen years ago) link

Mr. Que = MW = my better half

― quincie, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 15:12 (seventeen years ago) link

HI DERE = dang perry
I DIED = brian miller

― quincie, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 15:13 (seventeen years ago) link

pretzel walrus = ZR
69 = PS
the schef = ally

― quincie, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 15:13 (seventeen years ago) link

ghost rider = tv's the wankette

― quincie, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 15:14 (seventeen years ago) link

you might also be confused by the fact that we have a few more non-dc residents chillin with us nowadays.

i'm alex.

i would just like to point out that i'm not sure who i would just like to point out that i have been otm on this thread is on this thread.

beartrap yeah just listen to quincie

― ghost rider, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 15:14 (seventeen years ago) link

river wolf is still a subject of some speculation, but we're now pretty sure he ISN'T alex

― quincie, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 15:18 (seventeen years ago) link

no, i'm not convinced

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 10 April 2007 15:18 (seventeen years ago) link

isn't river wolf the former gbx?

― chicago kevin, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 15:21 (seventeen years ago) link

I'm Jesus

― TOMBOT, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 15:22 (seventeen years ago) link

Sara R-C = Sara R-C (high school friend of Dan Perry, and other Hastings types; I visited D.C.... once... in 1992...)

― Sara R-C, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 15:22 (seventeen years ago) link

river wolf is alex, ghost rider is dan perry, HI DERE is tv's the louis jagger, "the schef" is also dan perry, mr que is dog latin, and "sara r-c" is tombot

― ghost rider, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 15:23 (seventeen years ago) link

i am not dog latin. i resent that comment

― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 15:24 (seventeen years ago) link

everyone knows 69 is dog latin

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 10 April 2007 15:25 (seventeen years ago) link

69 is a bro is what 69 is

― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 15:26 (seventeen years ago) link

dog latin otm

― ghost rider, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 15:26 (seventeen years ago) link

oh and that otter at the top of the thread is xtian

― ghost rider, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 15:27 (seventeen years ago) link

that otter is way too calm.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 10 April 2007 15:30 (seventeen years ago) link

IT IS NOT, IT'S ME

― Laurel, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 15:31 (seventeen years ago) link

Brat-trap. See Ally's flickr for confirmation.

― Laurel, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 15:31 (seventeen years ago) link

If I had known ghost rider liked Buster Keaton, I woulda talked to him more in NYC.

― Dr Morbius, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 15:35 (seventeen years ago) link

next time we're all in nyc i'll provide you with handy trading cards listing favorite films and actors and internet handles, to prevent these tragedies from continuing to occur.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 10 April 2007 15:38 (seventeen years ago) link

well, I need help.

― Dr Morbius, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 15:40 (seventeen years ago) link

you would've known it if you were my facebook friend

― ghost rider, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 15:41 (seventeen years ago) link

Guy
I like big Bibles and I cannot lie
You other brother can’t deny
That when a girls walks in with a brown leather case
And the Good Book in your face
You get Saved!
No longer depraved
Cuz you notice that Bible is Life
Even the fish she’s wearn’
I’m hooked and I can’t stop starin’
Oh baby I’ll spend time wit ya
My Christian Sista
My homeboys don’t console me
Cuz that Bible you got makes (me so holy)
Ooh John 3:16
I’d rather have Christ as my King
Well, witness, witness, cuz I need some spiritual fitness

― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 15:42 (seventeen years ago) link

yeah, morbius, you should join facebook. your picture is already on it!!

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 10 April 2007 15:43 (seventeen years ago) link

I don't do that fancy webworking (perhaps when I own a computer)

― Dr Morbius, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 15:45 (seventeen years ago) link

awwwww well i guess no one can claim i didn't try.

btw, mw i am studiously ignoring whatever the hell you just posted.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 10 April 2007 15:47 (seventeen years ago) link

i keep forgetting you don't have a computer, btw, morbs. i'd offer to donate one of my old ones but they're basically all broken.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 10 April 2007 15:48 (seventeen years ago) link

I don't want one yet! I'd stay up til dawn covered in well, whatever.

― Dr Morbius, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 15:49 (seventeen years ago) link

o.O

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 10 April 2007 15:49 (seventeen years ago) link

agh this is so terrifying
http://www.achewood.com/shop/rsrc/img/app_detail_cgh.gif http://www.achewood.com/shop/rsrc/img/app_detail_cgh.gif http://www.achewood.com/shop/rsrc/img/app_detail_cgh.gif http://www.achewood.com/shop/rsrc/img/app_detail_cgh.gif http://www.achewood.com/shop/rsrc/img/app_detail_cgh.gif http://www.achewood.com/shop/rsrc/img/app_detail_cgh.gif http://www.achewood.com/shop/rsrc/img/app_detail_cgh.gif

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 10 April 2007 15:50 (seventeen years ago) link

this is what i get to see, when i log into myspace. christ my friends.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 10 April 2007 15:51 (seventeen years ago) link

Hi DC. UH.jpg link plz?

― dan m, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 15:53 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.atf.gov/kids/graphics/art_contest/dsc_554820%25.jpg

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 10 April 2007 15:55 (seventeen years ago) link

Gracias!

― dan m, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 15:55 (seventeen years ago) link

de nada!

fyi it's from here: http://www.atf.gov/kids/kids_art_main.htm

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 10 April 2007 15:56 (seventeen years ago) link

oh god, have you guys seen the cover work to the new m.o.t.o. 7"?

lemme find it...

― chicago kevin, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 16:03 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.boomchickrecords.com/the%20right%20size/moto.jpg

― chicago kevin, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 16:05 (seventeen years ago) link

cover work by liam hurley, 3 year old son of criminal i.q. records honcho darius hurley.

― chicago kevin, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 16:06 (seventeen years ago) link

"I like 'em leather, and bound, about 50 pounds" is my new pick-up line thanks to Dan's video.

― John Justen, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 16:07 (seventeen years ago) link

a) that cover is awesome
b) my head suddenly feels like it is about to split in half

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 10 April 2007 16:16 (seventeen years ago) link

augh

― river wolf, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 16:21 (seventeen years ago) link

i overslept!

― river wolf, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 16:21 (seventeen years ago) link

lucky you ;_;

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 10 April 2007 16:43 (seventeen years ago) link

my first paycheck is not coming via DD.

― TOMBOT, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 16:49 (seventeen years ago) link

dunkin donuts?

― chicago kevin, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 16:49 (seventeen years ago) link

that isn't really surprising but they needed to give it to you and not mail it to you. what is the deal.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 10 April 2007 16:50 (seventeen years ago) link

turd farm

― TOMBOT, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 16:52 (seventeen years ago) link

that's very helpful, thanks!

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 10 April 2007 16:52 (seventeen years ago) link

I made another transfer so we can kind of survive for a while

my head is also splitting in half

― TOMBOT, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 16:53 (seventeen years ago) link

i got no sleep last night and won't tonight either. i have a big agenda. i'm supposed to see a musical called "karaoke wedding" and then it's dice-k's first game at fenway park. the first batter he will face: ICHIRO!

― Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 16:55 (seventeen years ago) link

i should have had a karaoke wedding. wait a minute. I DID!

― Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 16:55 (seventeen years ago) link

yeah i was going to say that i distinctly remember singing total eclipse of the heart at your wedding, bro.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 10 April 2007 16:57 (seventeen years ago) link

damn, i wanna watch the bosox tonight!

― chicago kevin, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 17:01 (seventeen years ago) link

i feel absolutely and completely terrible, what the fuck

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 10 April 2007 17:21 (seventeen years ago) link

http://cdn.eyewonder.com/100125/751664/895621/336x280_Rich_Dog_FL8.swf

― TOMBOT, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 17:23 (seventeen years ago) link

alka-seltzer plus cold, double dose, worked for me yesterday

― TOMBOT, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 17:23 (seventeen years ago) link

From the cheap seats see us
Wave to the camera

― daria-g, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 17:29 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.dominorecordco.com/site/resources/images/pavent/pavent_rel_19.jpg

― daria-g, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 17:30 (seventeen years ago) link

pavement is the greatest band, everyone.

― daria-g, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 17:30 (seventeen years ago) link

oh let's not start on brighten the corners again

― ghost rider, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 17:35 (seventeen years ago) link

was listening to 'pacific trim' earlier today tho :D

― ghost rider, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 17:36 (seventeen years ago) link

how many various fucking e-mails from various robots is the post going to send me to thank me for my resume, i wonder? it's up to 4.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 10 April 2007 17:37 (seventeen years ago) link

i wish i was listening to music instead of inane cold calls.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 10 April 2007 17:37 (seventeen years ago) link

type slowly

― daria-g, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 17:48 (seventeen years ago) link

sherry you smell different

― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 17:52 (seventeen years ago) link

WAIT AREN'T YOU PREPARING YOUR RESUME FOR AN INTERNAL POSITION SCHEFTER WHY& ARE YOU USING THE POST

― river wolf, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 17:52 (seventeen years ago) link

eh i sent my resume to the internal position too to keep up appearances

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 10 April 2007 17:54 (seventeen years ago) link

gangsters like their knuckles boody
pranksters spike the drinks of their buddies

― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 17:54 (seventeen years ago) link

I BLOW YOU AWAY
CAUSE YOU WASTIN MY TIME

― TOMBOT, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 17:56 (seventeen years ago) link

yeah i don't know that one

― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 17:57 (seventeen years ago) link

It was on the Japanese CD5 of Father to a Sister of Thought.

― jaymc, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 17:59 (seventeen years ago) link

slack = slammer

― ghost rider, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 18:01 (seventeen years ago) link

*slow applause*

― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 18:01 (seventeen years ago) link

(for jaymc's post)

― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 18:01 (seventeen years ago) link

wtf are any of you talking about

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 10 April 2007 18:02 (seventeen years ago) link

records

― ghost rider, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 18:07 (seventeen years ago) link

pavement, that's what! ist rad!

I hope you profited from this bulletin
And it stabilized your land
You're drenched, you're fired,
You gentrified your Alzheim clan

― daria-g, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 18:08 (seventeen years ago) link

ugh i hate records

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 10 April 2007 18:08 (seventeen years ago) link

sorry I think this all started w/this, best pavement songs ever

― daria-g, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 18:09 (seventeen years ago) link

sometimes this kind of record is ok
http://www.nasa.gov/images/content/64065main_gwr_cert_266x400.jpg

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 10 April 2007 18:09 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z-dOi1QunHg

― John Justen, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 18:09 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.amazon.com/Perfect-Now-Indie-Rock-Saved/dp/0743277082

― TOMBOT, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 18:09 (seventeen years ago) link

i mean i don't actually even know wtf they are certifying but i like that they certified it.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 10 April 2007 18:10 (seventeen years ago) link

I"VE GOT ALL THIS HARVARD ELL ESS DEE

― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 18:11 (seventeen years ago) link

haha the range life video @ lollapalooza!

i'm just saying, if i could have gone to see the hole/pavement tour.. i would have gone to every show on that tour

― daria-g, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 18:12 (seventeen years ago) link

Ultimately, he came to understand his own musical taste: "I required complex, pretty, inscrutable songs turned up very loud to help me avoid thinking that I didn't like myself very much." He idolized many groups, including Joy Division, Sonic Youth, Pavement and Guided by Voices.

― TOMBOT, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 18:12 (seventeen years ago) link

ba-ba-ba-da-da

DEBRIS SLIDE!

― chicago kevin, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 18:14 (seventeen years ago) link

for some reason whenever i don't know what to say that's what i think of. DEBRIS SLIDE! i don't know why.

― daria-g, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 18:15 (seventeen years ago) link

because it's awesome thats why

― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 18:18 (seventeen years ago) link

ugh that 20 best pavement songs blogger is the most obnoxious kind of pavement fan and i say this as someone who still occasionally listens to malkmus' solo albums

― ghost rider, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 18:29 (seventeen years ago) link

dude he's an ilxor

― mookieproof, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 18:30 (seventeen years ago) link

i agree with that totally. also I'd put AT&T a lot higher blah blah blah blah quibble. but yeah, the videos were the best part of that link.

― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 18:31 (seventeen years ago) link

hahaha who is it

― ghost rider, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 18:32 (seventeen years ago) link

wait there's the byline, hahahahaha

― ghost rider, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 18:33 (seventeen years ago) link

ilx name pls

― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 18:33 (seventeen years ago) link

also range life is the best pavement song

― ghost rider, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 18:34 (seventeen years ago) link

ooooooh i almost agree with you!

― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 18:34 (seventeen years ago) link

i've got to guess it's fatty perpetua.

― chicago kevin, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 18:35 (seventeen years ago) link

no clue what yanc3y's nu-ilx name is

― ghost rider, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 18:35 (seventeen years ago) link

ok I got my paycheck shit sorted out! It is handy working for a tiny company where you can just call the CEO on his cell phone and get a response within 2 hours

― TOMBOT, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 18:35 (seventeen years ago) link

OTM, although I settle for hurling stuff across the room at him.

― Ed, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 18:37 (seventeen years ago) link

i could call my publisher right now but i'd get nothing in response but smug disdain and wrongheaded suggestions/directives.

― ghost rider, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 18:38 (seventeen years ago) link

the best pavement song is gold soundz, at&t is pretty good too

― daria-g, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 18:39 (seventeen years ago) link

ooooooh i love gold soundz

― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 18:41 (seventeen years ago) link

angel carver blues/mellow jazz docent gets my vote.

― chicago kevin, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 18:42 (seventeen years ago) link

the best pavement song is hit the plane down

― mookieproof, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 18:42 (seventeen years ago) link

j/k

― mookieproof, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 18:42 (seventeen years ago) link

― ghost rider, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 18:43 (seventeen years ago) link

i kinda like it ;__;

― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 18:43 (seventeen years ago) link

WTF, I go off to meetings and you guys spend hours talking about Pavement?

― HI DERE, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 18:48 (seventeen years ago) link

"hours"

― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 18:49 (seventeen years ago) link

I GO OFF TO MEETINGS
CAUSE YOU WASTIN MY TIME

― TOMBOT, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 19:03 (seventeen years ago) link

guys don't make fun of yanc3y, he's a friend of mine and he's a cool guy despite both the pavement blog thing and having a gang of four tattoo.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 10 April 2007 19:10 (seventeen years ago) link

STRIKE TWO.

― chicago kevin, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 19:11 (seventeen years ago) link

you guys are bumming me out

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 10 April 2007 19:14 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.dropline.net/cats/images/you_still_mad.jpg

― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 19:14 (seventeen years ago) link

awwww i ain't mad, i just want ppl to not make fun of my broskis.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 10 April 2007 19:15 (seventeen years ago) link

i mean it's cool, it's not like he's writing about superchunk or something

― ghost rider, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 19:18 (seventeen years ago) link

how the hell is it only like 3:30pm on a Tuesday

― TOMBOT, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 19:26 (seventeen years ago) link

we're being all punished by god?

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 10 April 2007 19:26 (seventeen years ago) link

how the hell is is already 1.30pm on a tuesday

― river wolf, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 19:29 (seventeen years ago) link

GUYS ARE THERE ARE ANY CAT LOL ANIMATED GIFS THAT CAN EDUCATE ME ON THE FINER POINTS OF CARBONYL CHEMISTRY????

― river wolf, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 19:29 (seventeen years ago) link

hi guys you know what is depressing? midcentury dude literature. john updike is making me sad.

I like pavement just fine, for the record. steve malkmus is a babe.

― horseshoe, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 19:29 (seventeen years ago) link

yeah he IS pretty cute

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 10 April 2007 19:30 (seventeen years ago) link

i've kicked his ass (head to head) two years in a row at fantasy football but for the year he always has a better team. that's because ffl stuff is blocked at work so i'm always late with waiver requests or responding to trades and shit.

― chicago kevin, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 19:31 (seventeen years ago) link

L, I hate Updike and his ilk, I had a rant about it on an I Love Books thread once. I'm with you.

― Laurel, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 19:32 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.stephenmalkmus.com/images/0307_langerado/5.jpg

― ghost rider, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 19:32 (seventeen years ago) link

wait you play stephen malkmus in fantasy football??

― river wolf, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 19:33 (seventeen years ago) link

i like pavement, but my friend M4x (of sh4rks) LOVES them.

― river wolf, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 19:34 (seventeen years ago) link

he would probably blog about it

― river wolf, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 19:34 (seventeen years ago) link

ok moustache.jpg no

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 10 April 2007 19:34 (seventeen years ago) link

the thing is, Laurel, I'm very available to hate authors before I've read anything by them, so I've always hated Updike just based on his smarmy lechy new yorker articles. this is my first time reading an updike novel (rabbit run), and now I get why people dig him; it's beautiful and insightful but god. window into Rabbit's mind is so fucking depressing and the sex scenes (which is basically all the book is) are kind of vomit-inducing. I'm going to track down your ILB post, but I suspect I will agree with it.

xpost god what is it with men I objectify growing mustaches to thwart me?! Campbell Scott + Steven Malkmus, you are forbidden to do that shit! and ghost rider, you are mean.

― horseshoe, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 19:35 (seventeen years ago) link

http://joshcagan.com/uploaded_images/king%2520malk-708426.bmp

― ghost rider, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 19:36 (seventeen years ago) link

aww

― ghost rider, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 19:36 (seventeen years ago) link

updike's essay on ted williams' last game for the red sox goes a long way in preventing me from hating him but yeah, except for rabbit run, he does nothing for me.

― chicago kevin, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 19:37 (seventeen years ago) link

If you read Updike strictly for the prose and not for plot, he's awesome, but all of his books are kind of the same. I used to think his stories were better than his novels, but I haven't read a novel of his in awhile.

― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 19:37 (seventeen years ago) link

i haven't read a novel in a while ;_;

― river wolf, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 19:38 (seventeen years ago) link

his prose is really amazing, it is a shame he's basically a douche

― ghost rider, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 19:38 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.baseball-almanac.com/articles/hub_fans_bid_kid_adieu_article.shtml

Also, Updike's Kerouac parody is very very funny and very OTM. It's called "On The Sidewalk" and is about three year olds.

― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 19:38 (seventeen years ago) link

although wtf at the stupid hippy girl that asked me what LOLITA was and then got all shocked and grody'd when i gave her the rough plot outline

― river wolf, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 19:38 (seventeen years ago) link

WHO IS DANNIELYNN'S DADDY

― TOMBOT, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 19:39 (seventeen years ago) link

ok was she like 12 years old because otherwise she sounds retarded

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 10 April 2007 19:39 (seventeen years ago) link

well it's fair to get grody'd by the rough plotline of Lolita!!! that she hadn't heard of it is kind of wtfy

― horseshoe, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 19:39 (seventeen years ago) link

i've been carrying around a fucking book for like a month and haven't even cracked it open, i need to really stop being unable to read.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 10 April 2007 19:40 (seventeen years ago) link

she is old enough to BUY BEER!

....bear in mind, at least 7/10 ppl at this fucking school would have the same reaction

― river wolf, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 19:40 (seventeen years ago) link

I feel like it's really hard to live in the west and not know of Lolita? like, gross old men call young girls they're into Lolitas in like movie reviews all the time. you don't need to have read the book to know about it.

― horseshoe, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 19:41 (seventeen years ago) link

like like like

― horseshoe, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 19:41 (seventeen years ago) link

yeah basically, i mean it's a rather common cultural touchstone to use so i'm unsure how someone could not have at least a vague idea of what it is about.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 10 April 2007 19:42 (seventeen years ago) link

well yeah, horseshoe, but given the fact that the title of the book alone now means something to legions of porn, uh, fanciers, there's got to be some kind of recognition for someone that hasn't actually read the book

beartraps

― river wolf, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 19:42 (seventeen years ago) link

anyway, she is stupid

― river wolf, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 19:42 (seventeen years ago) link

the end

― river wolf, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 19:42 (seventeen years ago) link

yes, totally, gbx.

now I'm just going to sound like the biggest baby to all of you who have real jobs keeping you from reading, but reading novels on a schedule to be tested on them kind of warps the pleasure a little bit. but I am very lucky that my "work" is reading them, I know.

― horseshoe, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 19:43 (seventeen years ago) link

no i agree. i don't think i would have enjoyed Moby Dick as much if I had read it in a classroom.

― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 19:44 (seventeen years ago) link

i should just go back to reading plays, it is apparently impossible for me to finish a novel anymore.

beartrap uh yeah reading massive amounts of books and novels on a deadline basically destroyed the idea of ever reading again for me so i am totally with you on that.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 10 April 2007 19:44 (seventeen years ago) link

that is why i hated being an english major, horseshoe ;_;

― river wolf, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 19:44 (seventeen years ago) link

anyway, it is totally shameful that I had never read an updike novel, so now I can feel okay about that.

so Malkmus plays fantasy football? love!

xpost, gbx are you currently taking all the science you missed as an english major so you can go to med school? if so, you are my parents' wet dream, I have to say. I loved being an English major but graduate school is not college and I am a big baby.

― horseshoe, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 19:45 (seventeen years ago) link

that is exactly what i'm doing horseshoe. the problem is that it means that i have regressed from being an adult with a job to being in classes with idiot 19 year olds from rural eastern Montana.

― river wolf, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 19:47 (seventeen years ago) link

why are you attending the air force academy

― TOMBOT, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 19:49 (seventeen years ago) link

i had a bio lab a few weeks ago that basically involved telling us that plants that look different may have (a) come from different seeds or (b) been subjected to different growing conditions.

WHOA

beartrap zing!

― river wolf, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 19:50 (seventeen years ago) link

after grad school I don't think I've finished a single book that wasn't IT-related. I used to read tons of novels esp 19th century but no longer! although I did pick up a copy of anna karenina a few weeks ago.. haven't read that since junior year, high school

― daria-g, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 19:51 (seventeen years ago) link

YES YES YES WORK FOR DISTINCTION THESIS IDEA CAME TO ME IN LECTURE TODAY (actually my professor responded to a comment I made with a very pointed "SOMEONE COULD WRITE A REALLY GOOD PAPER ON THAT IF THEY WOULD COME TALK TO ME ABOUT IT"). I WILL NOT FAIL.

― jessie monster, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 19:51 (seventeen years ago) link

get in there!

― river wolf, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 19:52 (seventeen years ago) link

I've had an anthology of American film critics for about 4 months, and am around p. 20 (Carl Sandburg reviewing silents).

― Dr Morbius, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 19:52 (seventeen years ago) link

my favorite english teacher in high school used to say that Anna Karenina "isn't a book you read, it's a book you live in." 19th century novel is where my heart is, so I had to decide not to work on it.

xpost yay Jessie!

― horseshoe, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 19:53 (seventeen years ago) link

horseshoe are you in english grad school? I mean grad school for english lit, not grad school in england.

I think the really gross, sad, pathetic thing about at least me, if not other current/future/past grad students is how we really really like to talk about school and class and papers on ghost-worship in Taiwan and really boring shit.

― jessie monster, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 19:54 (seventeen years ago) link

i've been rereading the same couple books over and over again, haven't touched recent fiction in years...

i intended to pick up the new pynchon but i should probably just go back and try mason and dixon again

or, you know, keep rereading nabokov and saki

― ghost rider, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 19:56 (seventeen years ago) link

also a very large beartrap to gbx: I can top your biology lab. In political geography (I have to take this class to graduate), I have learned that there is, in fact, OIL in the middle east and it is, in fact, of political significance.

I don't read books that aren't about Asia anymore. :( I still read comics sometimes tho.

― jessie monster, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 19:56 (seventeen years ago) link

I am in grad school for english lit, Jessie, yes. also known as pointless will never got a job school.

I know, I can now at least recognize the faraway look normal people get when I end up talking about you know, everything I talk about. English grad students=worst because we take stuff everyone loves like books + TV and make it stupid.

― horseshoe, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 19:56 (seventeen years ago) link

xpost

try m&d again!

― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 19:56 (seventeen years ago) link

that's okay i spent 15 minutes the other day (ie last night) discussing how you'd secure an airway on a guy that, say, just sustained a bullet wound in his trachea

beartrap i was doing v v well on Mason and Dixon this fall, and then midterms showed up. i was really enjoying it! ;_;

trappin' that's why i sorta gave up on english majoring, duder

― river wolf, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 19:57 (seventeen years ago) link

and drowning in self-loathing about it doesn't seem to stop us from doing it, as you can see. ANYWAY.

― horseshoe, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 19:57 (seventeen years ago) link

When I get really drunk I talk about governance in east asia, like, a lot. :( I think I went on for like an hour once.

― jessie monster, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 19:58 (seventeen years ago) link

nah, everybody talks shop, ghost-worship in taiwan is interesting! it's just.. what depressed the hell out of me was that the goal of grad school was to specialize to the point that nobody can even TALK to you and in order to do that you had to spend many hours in libraries also not really getting to talk to anyone

maybe I should reread moby dick

speaking of which.. who wants to go get some kabob?

― daria-g, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 19:58 (seventeen years ago) link

that is awesome, though, Jessie, at least you have a body of knowledge!!! same to you, gbx

― horseshoe, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 19:58 (seventeen years ago) link

beartrap i know i should mw! i basically quit it -- along with tristam shandy, which is kinda even more sad -- when i got a real job!

― ghost rider, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 19:59 (seventeen years ago) link

i know a lot about blogs now :/

― ghost rider, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 19:59 (seventeen years ago) link

I would love to reread moby dick at a glacial pace when my stupid exams are over.

― horseshoe, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 19:59 (seventeen years ago) link

oh dude shit tristam shandy, i was going to try to read that this summer, but i was looking at it a few sundays ago and there's noooo way. too many dashes

― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 20:00 (seventeen years ago) link

the last book i read was like maybe 130 pgs and i still struggled to get through it even though i enjoyed it so i just give up, basically.

maybe i should just bring books to work and openly read them in the office and ignore everyone else.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 10 April 2007 20:00 (seventeen years ago) link

omg daria is so 8080 about the ultimate goal of grad school it is hilarious.

at least I find other people's subjects to be extremely fascinating as well; this is my one saving grace.

― jessie monster, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 20:00 (seventeen years ago) link

I disapprove of the 18th century for precisely that reason. spastic punctuation and spelling and capitalization.

― horseshoe, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 20:00 (seventeen years ago) link

i'll talk about pretty much anything when i'm drunk, guys

― river wolf, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 20:01 (seventeen years ago) link

also i stopped reading the new pynchon somewhere in the middle when the semester started up again, i don't think i'll be going back. it was entertaining, but not like m&d

― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 20:01 (seventeen years ago) link

I read all of I Am Legend over Christmas break! I just remembered! I also got like 50 pages into V and then I landed in Boston and funtime was over.

― jessie monster, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 20:01 (seventeen years ago) link

Ally, when I was working in DC, I got to that point. I just stuck my novel underneath my keyboard and was pretty shameless about reading it.

― horseshoe, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 20:01 (seventeen years ago) link

the only pynchon books i've successfully complete are Vineland and Lot 49

one of these was much, much better than the other one

― river wolf, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 20:02 (seventeen years ago) link

I really ought to be reading books on the subway to and from work but instead I just read the EXPRESS cover to cover which is a totally inane waste of eveyone's time since we watch CNN and MSNBC in here all day and I already know all of it except the bits about Trans Am coming back and a couple of other local interest indie dork tales

― TOMBOT, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 20:02 (seventeen years ago) link

i just read The Road by Cormac McCarthy and it was totally fuckin A

hahaha Indie Dork Tales

― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 20:03 (seventeen years ago) link

are we drinking today?

― TOMBOT, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 20:03 (seventeen years ago) link

tristam shandy has lots of dashes but it's v funny! i'm a little less than half through i guess but still.

― ghost rider, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 20:03 (seventeen years ago) link

I mean who in the world is interested in deleuze theory on baroque space + 17th century french theater? I'm not even that interested in it unless obligated, to be honest, because.. I mean what do I do with it? Moliere doesn't need any more criticism, I don't think many writers do, it'd be interesting if I were a stage manager and could stage a production about all this tartuffery in the nation's capital but otherwise.. a quoi bon?!

I know a lot about blogs b/c of all the hours I spent reading them instead of doing term papers..

― daria-g, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 20:04 (seventeen years ago) link

we certainly are drinking today, i'm having a beer right now

beartrap lololol "all this tartuffery"

― ghost rider, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 20:04 (seventeen years ago) link

I know a lot about blogs b/c of all the hours I spent reading them instead of doing term papers..

8080!!!!

― horseshoe, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 20:04 (seventeen years ago) link

Updike's prose is so beautiful. It took me a while to slog through Rabbit, Run, but the rest of the series is a lot breezier, and there's something so awesome about returning to the same character every ten years and seeing what he's up to. The other three books in the tetralogy are also a lot more about the American cultural landscape, and how Rabbit fits or doesn't fit into it, than the first one is.

― jaymc, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 20:05 (seventeen years ago) link

i would have farce with all this hypocrites

― ghost rider, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 20:05 (seventeen years ago) link

oh i guess i can talk about the relative merits of limestone v. granite, or a maritime snowpack v. continental snowpack, but that's bro-y and everyone's eyes usually glaze over.

― river wolf, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 20:05 (seventeen years ago) link

jaymc OTM

― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 20:05 (seventeen years ago) link

wait a minute, i was supposed to NOT waste time on the internets today, wtf.

― river wolf, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 20:06 (seventeen years ago) link

start a TS: Limestome vs Granite" thread

― ghost rider, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 20:06 (seventeen years ago) link

only punctuate it consistently, wtf

― ghost rider, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 20:06 (seventeen years ago) link

oh god I never want to see the words maritime or continental again. :/ I hate you, geography.

I should be studying for a midterm right now!

― jessie monster, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 20:06 (seventeen years ago) link

haha, that would actually be pretty funny

beartrap i love geography ;_;

― river wolf, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 20:06 (seventeen years ago) link

yes, the prose is beautiful. and it's a really smart book, so it's not, like, emptily beautiful. but I just want out of Rabbit's head, basically.

― horseshoe, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 20:07 (seventeen years ago) link

WOULD YOU LIKE TO TAKE A FINAL FOR ME? I GIVE YOU TEN DOLLAR. beartrap

― jessie monster, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 20:07 (seventeen years ago) link

only if you will take my organic chemistry test

― river wolf, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 20:07 (seventeen years ago) link

and as i recall the second one, Rabbit Redux is sorta lame but the other three are super.

― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 20:07 (seventeen years ago) link

actually, no, let's not do that

― river wolf, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 20:07 (seventeen years ago) link

I studied some orgo in high school! I would probably get you a high F!

― jessie monster, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 20:08 (seventeen years ago) link

horseshoe pretty 8080 re rabbit

― ghost rider, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 20:08 (seventeen years ago) link

okay dudes i'm out of here. otherwise i fail at getting into medical school and my life will be IN SHAMBLES

― river wolf, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 20:09 (seventeen years ago) link

gbx I'm really jealous of you since you know the English lit + the organic chemistry.

― horseshoe, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 20:09 (seventeen years ago) link

Updike's got style, miles and miles.

Redux is just kind of weird because Updike gets excited about depicting how the 60s changed everything for a dude of Rabbit's age and so there's like black prostitutes and teenage runaways living in his house and stuff.

― jaymc, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 20:10 (seventeen years ago) link

i haven't read tristram shandy! I am.. theoretically much in favor of picaresque though, I should try it, one of my favorite books I read in grad school was this wacky picaresque adventure of a 17th c french courtier/priest/transvestite abbe de choisy

it is a treat but i don't think it's been translated

also, i heart moliere. so funny. the misanthrope is hilarious.

― daria-g, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 20:10 (seventeen years ago) link

maybe i need a better version of tristam shandy, one with a better font.

― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 20:12 (seventeen years ago) link

i secretly don't know anything about anything -- pretty bullshitty, really (c.f. "big chatty liar"). but thanks!

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/96/242454273_1a10995c30_o.jpg

― river wolf, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 20:13 (seventeen years ago) link

hey river wolf I would totally talk limestone vs. granite w/ you!

― I DIED, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 20:13 (seventeen years ago) link

wait is he eating a shark

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 10 April 2007 20:14 (seventeen years ago) link

a tiny, tiny shark?

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 10 April 2007 20:15 (seventeen years ago) link

That's okay, Evs, we like you for your chatting skills anyway.

― Laurel, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 20:15 (seventeen years ago) link

tiny sharks are cute
it is a cute battle
that ends in a sadness

― TOMBOT, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 20:16 (seventeen years ago) link

also seriously guys Lotus Notes?!?

― TOMBOT, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 20:16 (seventeen years ago) link

BLARGH USE THE BUTTON

― TOMBOT, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 20:17 (seventeen years ago) link

sea lion v. tiny tiny shark

― river wolf, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 20:17 (seventeen years ago) link

i don't know who i take in that battle, i don't like it one bit

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 10 April 2007 20:18 (seventeen years ago) link

YOUR HAIKU IS IMPERFECT.

my japanese professor always randomly makes up haikus about the weather in class. it is bizarre.

― jessie monster, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 20:18 (seventeen years ago) link

i'm really, really not ok with this tiny shark being eaten, dudes.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 10 April 2007 20:20 (seventeen years ago) link

i love sharks.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 10 April 2007 20:20 (seventeen years ago) link

especially tiny ones that i can pet and keep as houseguests.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 10 April 2007 20:21 (seventeen years ago) link

except you can't actually pet them because their skin is like SANDPAPER*

*thanks shark week

― jessie monster, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 20:21 (seventeen years ago) link

do not pet the shark, Allyzay, it has spines!!!

― horseshoe, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 20:22 (seventeen years ago) link

i HAVE petted a leopard shark before and these statements are not true

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 10 April 2007 20:22 (seventeen years ago) link

ARE YOU CALLING DISCOVERY CHANNEL A LIAR.

― jessie monster, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 20:22 (seventeen years ago) link

only if you pet them the wrong way does it hurt!

― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 20:23 (seventeen years ago) link

really? my book about animals from when I was, like, five lied to me!

― horseshoe, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 20:23 (seventeen years ago) link

I think nurse sharks are pretty cute.

― jessie monster, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 20:23 (seventeen years ago) link

dudes one time i watched a show on the discovery channel that was nothing but patrick stewart making up shit about what the world would be like if it just so happened that dragons existed. i do not trust those people one bit.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 10 April 2007 20:23 (seventeen years ago) link

though hungoverly watching patrick stewart ramble on pointlessly about the maternal instincts of dragons was kind of mesmerizing, i gotta say.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 10 April 2007 20:24 (seventeen years ago) link

I would pay upwards of fifty dollars to own that program.

also this is the least cutest shark I have ever seen:

http://justdrew.org/pics/3costume.jpg

― jessie monster, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 20:26 (seventeen years ago) link

no it's eating that dumb baby, it's totally blood diamonds

― ghost rider, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 20:27 (seventeen years ago) link

aw tigger is out of bounce!

― kenan, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 20:27 (seventeen years ago) link

shark baby is cuter than tigger baby, that baby just looks disappointed.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 10 April 2007 20:27 (seventeen years ago) link

tom vilsack doesn't look very happy ;_;

― ghost rider, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 20:28 (seventeen years ago) link

That tiger is unconvincing, at the very least.

Hahah multi-brat-rap

― Laurel, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 20:28 (seventeen years ago) link

shark baby is so fucking fat.

― jessie monster, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 20:28 (seventeen years ago) link

dudes what is going on with that guy's SHORTS back there? fucking adjust your balls, bro, that seems uncomfortable.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 10 April 2007 20:28 (seventeen years ago) link

no, that baby isn't disappointed, he's UNIMPRESSED. that kids gonna be blood diamonds when he grows up.

beer traps.

― chicago kevin, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 20:29 (seventeen years ago) link

babies should be fat, that is the natural way! i don't trust a skinny baby.

― horseshoe, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 20:29 (seventeen years ago) link

now I bring you DOLPHINS

http://seoyeon19.pbwiki.com/f/Dolphins.jpg

― jessie monster, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 20:29 (seventeen years ago) link

UH GUYS
http://hight3ch.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/05/BabyCostume2.jpg

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 10 April 2007 20:29 (seventeen years ago) link

EW that may gross me out worst than tubgirl.

― horseshoe, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 20:30 (seventeen years ago) link

oh god that is horrifying.

― jessie monster, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 20:30 (seventeen years ago) link

just in case it isn't clear: I really don't like babies.

― jessie monster, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 20:30 (seventeen years ago) link

UH GUYS PT 2
http://chukhin.brinkster.net/Lynne/sims/giantbaby.jpg

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 10 April 2007 20:31 (seventeen years ago) link

sweet, pinball

― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 20:32 (seventeen years ago) link

whose mind did these horrifying things live in? :(

― horseshoe, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 20:32 (seventeen years ago) link

Those babies are way too skinny.

― Laurel, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 20:33 (seventeen years ago) link

they are more like jess in a diaper

a hundred of jess in diapers, i mean

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 10 April 2007 20:33 (seventeen years ago) link

whoa whoa whoa.... what's the pedo doing with all those gigantic babies???

― chicago kevin, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 20:33 (seventeen years ago) link

playin pinball

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 10 April 2007 20:35 (seventeen years ago) link

why is he so much skinnier than the babies?

― chicago kevin, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 20:35 (seventeen years ago) link

i...don't really have an answer for that

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 10 April 2007 20:37 (seventeen years ago) link

http://shopping.discovery.com/product-59415.html?endecaSID=111DD05AC908

― TOMBOT, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 20:37 (seventeen years ago) link

Crows: Why are there them?

― ghost rider, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 20:38 (seventeen years ago) link

"I loved this fascinating story of dragons. It answered every question I would have and really made me believe."
Kala A., Austin, TX

― jessie monster, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 20:38 (seventeen years ago) link

Combining live action footage, natural history and state-of-the-art computer animation, it's a vivid journey through the annals of the fantastic past and an in-depth, scientific look at one of humankind's most storied foes.

YEAH OK THAT'S NICE EXCEPT DRAGONS DIDN'T EXIST.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 10 April 2007 20:38 (seventeen years ago) link

everything posted to this thread in the last 30 minutes reminds me of why i need to drink, all of the time.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 10 April 2007 20:39 (seventeen years ago) link

i just don't understand anything that exists at all in the world and it's better for me to be consistently in an altered state.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 10 April 2007 20:39 (seventeen years ago) link

seriously that dragon shit is awesome and I want it.

― jessie monster, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 20:40 (seventeen years ago) link

http://shopping.discovery.com/product-54934.html?rel_productId=59415

― jessie monster, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 20:40 (seventeen years ago) link

this is better than all that lame ass jesus shit on history channel.

― jessie monster, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 20:41 (seventeen years ago) link

http://shopping.discovery.com/DiscoveryStore/images/products/extra/698845_xl.jpg

UM.

― jessie monster, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 20:41 (seventeen years ago) link

And travel to London – perhaps the most dangerous corner of this New World – where a terrifying, shape-shifting slime mold called the slithersucker is king of the rainforest.

the more things change, etc.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 10 April 2007 20:41 (seventeen years ago) link

Rio de Janeiro, swallowed by a global ocean, will harbor the sharkopath, descended from today's jaw-dacious predators.

― ghost rider, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 20:42 (seventeen years ago) link

ok wait maybe we should buy that and the patrick stewart dragonfetish show and make THAT our next movie night.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 10 April 2007 20:42 (seventeen years ago) link

everything posted to this thread in the last 30 minutes reminds me of why i need to drink, all of the time.

-- the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, April 10, 2007 1:39 PM (1 minute ago)

8080, dawg

― river wolf, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 20:43 (seventeen years ago) link

Feb-16-2007
steven from springfield, missisippi
it is so funky i had to watch it 50 times more

^^^^^ this should be how all reviews read

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 10 April 2007 20:44 (seventeen years ago) link

My last comment is I love Flish!

― jessie monster, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 20:45 (seventeen years ago) link

i love flesh

― river wolf, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 20:45 (seventeen years ago) link

like, steaks and stuff

― river wolf, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 20:45 (seventeen years ago) link

The Future is Wild: Narrated by Leonard Cohen

― ghost rider, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 20:46 (seventeen years ago) link

man i want a fucking steak so bad.

― chicago kevin, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 20:46 (seventeen years ago) link

I made a really awesome steak a couple weeks ago!

― jessie monster, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 20:46 (seventeen years ago) link

YOU GUYS THERE IS A PREVIEW CLIP.

― jessie monster, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 20:47 (seventeen years ago) link

ally I totally saw that dragon show. Patrick Stweart was all "We all know that dragons don't really exist -- but what if they did?" and would just proceed to talk in detail about how some archaeological team unearthed a dragon skeleton and discovered how dragons made fire as if it were FACT. yeah.

― elmo argonaut, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 20:47 (seventeen years ago) link

it was completely insane and lasted a really long time and he used a lot of made up super technical terms for how dragons breathe fire and their offspring and everything, it was amazing.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 10 April 2007 20:48 (seventeen years ago) link

to be fair half the things in the story of shieldhead were clearly made up to.

― ghost rider, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 20:48 (seventeen years ago) link

"uh... yeah, sure. they had breakdancing competitions to select mates."

― ghost rider, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 20:48 (seventeen years ago) link

whoah, waht, how do i see this what is it

― river wolf, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 20:49 (seventeen years ago) link

also, tracking the epic journey of a young dragon from puberty to becoming the master of his own craggy domain

― elmo argonaut, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 20:50 (seventeen years ago) link

haha the kid at the table next to me is explaining to his friend what a podcast is

― river wolf, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 20:50 (seventeen years ago) link

I would watch all of this crazy animals brought to life by 3-D and shakespearean stage veterans narration shows endlessly

― TOMBOT, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 20:51 (seventeen years ago) link

From the wikipedia Dragon entry:

This article or section may contain original research or unattributed claims.
Please help Wikipedia by adding references. See the talk page for details.

OH JUST FYI GUYS: Walking with Dinosaurs is available on t0rr3nt

― jessie monster, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 20:51 (seventeen years ago) link

listen the thing is that discovery channel is just making shit up 94/7, there are no new discoveries anymore! and they don't want to be all history channel and all like "oh hey here's some more hitler, i guess, i mean it takes a while to make more history you ungrateful fuckers," so they just make it up. i kind of like the strategy but it just seems like they're gonna run out of that too eventually.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 10 April 2007 20:52 (seventeen years ago) link

i wish the history channel would just start making shit up left and right, actually.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 10 April 2007 20:53 (seventeen years ago) link

also, did you know dragons ate rocks to get at platinum deposits, which they used as a catalyst to get PURE HYDROGEN? and that dragons were not unlike zeppelins in that they had a BLADDER FULL OF HYDROGEN to make them bouyant? and that when they breathed fire, they depleted their reserves and slowly sank? TRUE FACTS

― elmo argonaut, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 20:53 (seventeen years ago) link

i wish the history channel would just start making shit up left and right, actually.

i think you should be watching cbs news then.

― chicago kevin, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 20:53 (seventeen years ago) link

oh i don't really like to go to the lower channels, it's too much effort when i'm already up at like 200 on the directv

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 10 April 2007 20:54 (seventeen years ago) link

Apparently that dragon-mentary was written by Anne McCaffrey, is what I'm saying.

― Laurel, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 20:54 (seventeen years ago) link

ally, there's plenty of bullshit on history, it mostly involves teh devil / witches / nostradamus / atlantis / roswell / nazi black magic / etc etc

― elmo argonaut, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 20:56 (seventeen years ago) link

whoa really?!

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 10 April 2007 20:56 (seventeen years ago) link

I think you mean nazi WHITE magic

― TOMBOT, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 20:57 (seventeen years ago) link

brought to you by the DUH TRON

― TOMBOT, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 20:57 (seventeen years ago) link

i see what you did there

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 10 April 2007 20:57 (seventeen years ago) link

ugh my stepmom's depressing life of sitting on the couch watching insane conspiracy/paranormal shit on the projection tv all day + night to thread

― ghost rider, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 20:57 (seventeen years ago) link

i mean, it's nominally "history" because they'll titillate you with all these wacko occult theories and then be like "there's no reliable historical evidence for this"

― elmo argonaut, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 20:58 (seventeen years ago) link

that's how i wrote most of my papers at columbia

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 10 April 2007 20:58 (seventeen years ago) link

WAS KENNEDY TAKEN ABOARD A NAZI-PILOTED UFO? NEXT ON THE BIOGRAPHY CHANNEL

― ghost rider, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 20:59 (seventeen years ago) link

Mysteries of the Freemasons
Episode: The Beginning.

Suspected throughout their long history of plotting to overtake the world, accused of fomenting revolution, and reviled as devil worshippers that stole King Solomon's treasure, the Freemasons claim they're merely a civic-minded fraternity, bound together by harmless rituals. Our high-energy cocktail of dramatic reenactment, expert interviews, and on-location footage entertains historians Akram Elias, Stephen Bullock, and Brent Morris to retell the Freemasons' central myth concerning Hiram Abiff, mythical builder of Jerusalem's Temple of Solomon. During construction, he was killed by three workers who believed his "secret" would impart magical powers--representing the three evils against which Freemasons believe they're still struggling: ignorance, fanaticism, and tyranny. Today, the world's 2.5 million Freemasons meet to reenact the ritual of Hiram's murder as the initiation ceremony for the main rank of Master Mason.

Rating: TVPG

Running Time: 60 minutes

― elmo argonaut, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 21:00 (seventeen years ago) link

hah my moms sometimes listens to this late late night am talk show 'coast to coast' which is the loopiest conspiracy stuff, and then she gets freaked out & i'm like HOW ABOUT DONT LISTEN TO THAT SHOW

― daria-g, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 21:02 (seventeen years ago) link

my old apartment used to be in direct sightline of that old biography sign above columbus circle (which i think is something else now??? like a cable news channel sign?) and that was always the most hilarious because it only ran weather forecast and the time of day but then would randomly advertise, without warning, whatever biography they were showing that evening so it'd be like TODAY'S FORECAST 32F/0C SUNNY WINDS 5MPH SW RONALD REAGAN CHANCE OF SNOW 10:32AM.

i kind of could watch that shit for a really long time when i felt like not showing up on time to work.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 10 April 2007 21:03 (seventeen years ago) link

haha ART BELL ftw

― elmo argonaut, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 21:03 (seventeen years ago) link

omg my mom used to listen to art bell

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 10 April 2007 21:03 (seventeen years ago) link

oh man i'm v confident that my stepmom listened to art bell.

it's probably my dad's fault actually but he just thought shit was funny, same reason he picked up the fortean times

― ghost rider, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 21:04 (seventeen years ago) link

i think art bell's not on anymore? can you confirm/deny elmo?

― ghost rider, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 21:05 (seventeen years ago) link

i can never figure out if my mom is interested in this shit because it's funny or because she thinks any of it is real, it'll be like one day she's on 94/7 batboy tip and then next day she's seriously sitting there telling me about what will happen when the axis turns and it's like MOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMM STFU and my dad would just be like "i'm sorry, dear, what did you say? i think i'm having a hard time hearing today, i had headphones on earlier."

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 10 April 2007 21:06 (seventeen years ago) link

I remember once during Art Bell's tenure on Coast to Coast, there was a guy who called in about black helicopters, and while he was on the air the caller started freaking out: "What...? Oh my god. THEY'RE HERE, THEY'RE COMING FOR ME!! THEY'RE... *click*"

And Art Bell was like, "There you have it folks, they got him."

Art Bell has since been replaced, but I still think he does one show once in a while? xpost

― elmo argonaut, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 21:06 (seventeen years ago) link

hahahahahahahaha "they got him"

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 10 April 2007 21:07 (seventeen years ago) link

i mean art bell is basically blood diamonds, i shouldn't talk shit about him

― ghost rider, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 21:08 (seventeen years ago) link

my mom went to the fucking george anderson show one time

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 10 April 2007 21:09 (seventeen years ago) link

i mean that was really gay of her

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 10 April 2007 21:09 (seventeen years ago) link

my mom went to the louie anderson show once ;_;

― ghost rider, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 21:10 (seventeen years ago) link

that's even worse

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 10 April 2007 21:10 (seventeen years ago) link

wait actually no i take that back

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 10 April 2007 21:11 (seventeen years ago) link

i mean i'm assuming your mom didn't go there because she was thoroughly convinced louie anderson would give her a message from her dead relatives that she had been waiting for.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 10 April 2007 21:11 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.jrj-socrates.com/Cartoon%20Pics/Fox/Life%20With%20Louie/Louie_300.gif

― ghost rider, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 21:12 (seventeen years ago) link

gis for life with louie very baffling btw

― ghost rider, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 21:12 (seventeen years ago) link

HE IS MINNESOTA'S COMEDIC TREASURE AFTER THAT OTHER GUY

― river wolf, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 21:13 (seventeen years ago) link

christ that is even uglier than i remembered it being

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 10 April 2007 21:13 (seventeen years ago) link

wait gis for "life with louie" is the funniest thing i've read all day!!

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 10 April 2007 21:14 (seventeen years ago) link

i mean what is this!
http://www.agonybooth.com/extras/mr_t/medallion/mr_t_medallion_20.jpg

and then jimmy stewart?? awesome.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 10 April 2007 21:14 (seventeen years ago) link

oh man ally was it you i was talking to when i was trying to remember the difference between life with louie and bobby's world? having done some preliminary research, the difference appears to be that louie was fat.

― ghost rider, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 21:14 (seventeen years ago) link

wait dear picture where did you go

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 10 April 2007 21:14 (seventeen years ago) link

beartrap YES we were having that discussion like maybe before the electric six show a couple weeks ago? about all of these really confusing tv shows for children based around comedians that shouldn't have existed

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 10 April 2007 21:15 (seventeen years ago) link

ally how was electric 6 show? they are in prov soon, i should go y/n?

― elmo argonaut, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 21:18 (seventeen years ago) link

y 100% go

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 10 April 2007 21:18 (seventeen years ago) link

it was completely awesome

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 10 April 2007 21:18 (seventeen years ago) link

Okay, I want you all to start talking about...

PASTAGINA

― HI DERE, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 21:19 (seventeen years ago) link

oh wow no thank you

― elmo argonaut, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 21:19 (seventeen years ago) link

Pastagina is the fusion between something old and something new. This is the new Pasta Era, you always can come to us to taste the Old Italian Flavor but don’t worry about your time, now with the Fusion with the Technology you don’t have to worry about the Time...

― HI DERE, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 21:21 (seventeen years ago) link

tomato sauce or a nice creamy alfredo?

― milo z, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 21:21 (seventeen years ago) link

― ghost rider, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 21:22 (seventeen years ago) link

This is the new Pasta Era, you always can come to us to taste the Old Italian Flavor but don’t worry about your time, now with the Fusion with the Technology you don’t have to worry about the Time...

i can't tell you how many times i've ruined my fusilli because i've been fretting about morris day's backing band.

― chicago kevin, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 21:22 (seventeen years ago) link

oh-ee-oh-ee-oh!

― chicago kevin, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 21:23 (seventeen years ago) link

JEROME!

― ghost rider, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 21:23 (seventeen years ago) link

I'm just excited to taste the Old Italian Flavor of PASTAGINA!

― HI DERE, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 21:23 (seventeen years ago) link

guys wtf

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 10 April 2007 21:24 (seventeen years ago) link

tastes like
http://l.yimg.com/img.tv.yahoo.com/tv/us/img/site/42/86/0000004286_20060919221138.jpg?x=300&y=400&sig=EPnzMI6diuK1MmxENwjO1A--

― milo z, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 21:24 (seventeen years ago) link

i don't want to taste any old italian's pastagina.

― chicago kevin, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 21:25 (seventeen years ago) link

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 10 April 2007 21:27 (seventeen years ago) link

GUYS IT TAKES SO LONG TO COOK PASTA / THERE'S GOT TO BE A BETTER WAY

― elmo argonaut, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 21:28 (seventeen years ago) link

EAT IT RAW

― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 21:28 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.tomie.com/images/spotlight_on/strega/strega_nona.jpg

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 10 April 2007 21:29 (seventeen years ago) link

"We Will Rock You" is blaring out of the marketing director's office. Preparing for a big sales force conference.

Next, I predict, "Eye of the Tiger."

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 21:36 (seventeen years ago) link

i predicted fat bottomed girls

― ghost rider, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 21:43 (seventeen years ago) link

Patrick Bateman: Do you like Phil Collins? I've been a big Genesis fan ever since the release of their 1980 album, Duke.

― daria-g, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 21:45 (seventeen years ago) link

i would like it better if he played beyond the sea

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 10 April 2007 21:48 (seventeen years ago) link

"Pretty Woman". WTF is going on at this sales conference?

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 21:49 (seventeen years ago) link

strippers, obv.

― chicago kevin, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 21:55 (seventeen years ago) link

http://images.inmagine.com/img/pixtal/pt154/CD154060.jpg

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 10 April 2007 21:58 (seventeen years ago) link

Next: "Y'all ready for this" by 2 Unlimited.

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 21:59 (seventeen years ago) link

ok i wish i went to THOSE sales meetings

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 10 April 2007 22:05 (seventeen years ago) link

The same thing just happened to me, but I was at a bar and drunk and they were playing Steve Miller songs.

― John Justen, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 22:05 (seventeen years ago) link

jesus fucking christ this effing problem set

― river wolf, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 22:44 (seventeen years ago) link

i wouldn't feel so bad about consecutive 13 hour days if i had a couple of high lifes here with me. what would they hurt? i have spell check on this fucking thing.

― chicago kevin, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 22:47 (seventeen years ago) link

they would hurt nothing, kevin. if there's one thing i learned at my old job it's that i was BETTER at it when i was a little drunk (which happened exactly once when i had beers with lunch)

― river wolf, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 22:49 (seventeen years ago) link

yeah, i miss the public sector. ;_;

more to the point, i miss being the boss.

― chicago kevin, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 22:51 (seventeen years ago) link

i remember going to the loan closing with US Bank and having them get kind of weirded out when our balance sheet showed we had over $30,000 listed under "booze". in hindsight jeremy probably should have named that something else. "entertainment" or "refreshments" or whatever.

― chicago kevin, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 22:53 (seventeen years ago) link

hahaha

― river wolf, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 22:56 (seventeen years ago) link

I'd love a beer right now, but I'm totally not better at this job when I'm drunk. I tried it last week, after several cups of wine at a co-worker's going-away to-do, and all I can say is that detail-oriented work and giddy drunkenness do not mix.

― jaymc, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 22:59 (seventeen years ago) link

crap what am i thinking?? dice-k is tomorrow. :/

"karaoke wedding" was a sham, there wasn't any karaoke in it at all!!

― Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 23:08 (seventeen years ago) link

dear turbotax,

oh my fucking god any particular reason why you put me into an endless loop of confirming my bank account during the closing "send my return" process just now?

sincerely and go fuck yourself,
ally

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 10 April 2007 23:15 (seventeen years ago) link

hey, don't badmouth turbotax. without them i wouldn't have been able to live beyond my means for a week in new york. my kidneys and liver may learn to hate it but don't you say anything bad.

― chicago kevin, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 23:19 (seventeen years ago) link

uh dear district of columbia,

i was just told i was not legally entitled to file electronically due to some weird bullshit nonsense law you have made up. so, i did not do so. please to give me address this is supposed to go to instead of informing me that i should not mail something already filed?!?! what in the holy fuck. it wasn't filed, it says so on my internet computer screen. help?

again, turbotax, go fuck yourself,
ally

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 10 April 2007 23:21 (seventeen years ago) link

i can do my taxes myself on paper, i'm just being really lazy. and getting completely screwed over and frustrated because of it.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 10 April 2007 23:21 (seventeen years ago) link

fuck this, i'm not making any sense anymore, i'm going home.

― chicago kevin, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 23:25 (seventeen years ago) link

dear beer,

thanks for helping me out you are a true friend - i was totally all "oh god where do i eat where do i eat i need to eat cuz i haven't eaten since yesterday but food seems disgusting right now" for like AN HOUR AND A HALF as i drove and walked around silver spring then wheaton then DC and then i eventually decided i didn't want any food at all, just some of you, although i know that isn't healthy. so now that i've had some of you i totally want PIZZA and that's what i'm going to order and then eat. thank you for your practical and useful functionality.

love,

ZR

― pretzel walrus, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 23:33 (seventeen years ago) link

also i want one of you:

http://www.ampeg.com/products/bessentials/scpod/images/SCP-OD_LG.jpg

and one of you:

http://www.fender.com/products/prod_images/accessories/0234500000_md.jpg

please appear now thx

― pretzel walrus, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 23:35 (seventeen years ago) link

http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/G/01/x-locale/subscriptions/rcxsubs/details/program-details._V44677383_.gif

no seriously turbotax can go fuck itself, I just got stuck in another completely different loop of doom and am having to file ALL THREE returns by mail. I look forward to receiving my refunds from VA and the Treasury sometime in late June.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 11 April 2007 00:21 (seventeen years ago) link

yeah that's around when i should be getting my refund from DC where i paid $578 despite not living there ever, actually

― pretzel walrus, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 00:26 (seventeen years ago) link

haha once again tombot not the schef

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 11 April 2007 00:27 (seventeen years ago) link

ALSO YOU ARE SO MUCH A TREAT:

http://www.fakejazz.com/images/fahey.jpg

― pretzel walrus, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 00:44 (seventeen years ago) link

I LISTENED TO BOTH VERSIONS OF "SLIGO RIVER BLUES" TODAY WHILE WALKING ALONG THE BANKS OF THE SLIGO RIVER

TRIP ON THAT

TRIP
ON
THAT

― pretzel walrus, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 00:45 (seventeen years ago) link

hey i'm doing that right now!

playing guitar, i mean

― river wolf, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 00:46 (seventeen years ago) link

good idea i will do that now too

― pretzel walrus, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 00:47 (seventeen years ago) link

high fives

― river wolf, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 00:48 (seventeen years ago) link

I'm glad that bot cleared up his non-schef identity b/c he was the one with whom i commiserated when i couldn't figure out my fucking dc taxes. Whatever you told me to do, tombot, it worked, b/c i ended up only owing dc fitty bucks or something.

note that i have not yet done our taxes. at least this year i only have to file two W-2 in one non-state.

― quincie, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 00:56 (seventeen years ago) link

turbotax suxx--taxcut is much better. except that you can hack turbotax to give you more than one state for free

― mookieproof, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 01:58 (seventeen years ago) link

lol I did my taxes last week

― HI DERE, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 01:59 (seventeen years ago) link

oh u bitch

― horseshoe, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 02:20 (seventeen years ago) link

waht happan to icanhasacheeseburger?

― Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 03:18 (seventeen years ago) link

the thing about me is that i need to start being more css when things go awry and a lot less ACTUALLY surprise surprise

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 11 April 2007 03:36 (seventeen years ago) link

lol ASS

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 03:48 (seventeen years ago) link

Fender Blender pedal is so fucking awesome, yet none of customers ever buy one. This makes me sad. On the positive side, this means I get to play around with it whenever I get bored.

― John Justen, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 03:51 (seventeen years ago) link

so does ally get on the computer and post and then get off and tom gets on and replies? or do they have their own computers? and if so, does tom go over to ally and be all "heh heh, look what I said on ILX" or is it just a secret surprise?

I am not trying to be a dick, I just wonder these things.

― jessie monster, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 03:55 (seventeen years ago) link

(i know i'm posting this as tom right now, i'm doing it because it's funnier this way)

generally what happens is, i post before going to bed, then go to wash my face and brush my teeth. while i'm in bathroom, he will come in and accidentally post as me on a nearly nightly basis. i am getting him back for it right now, i reckon.

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 03:58 (seventeen years ago) link

and yes, sometimes he does come over and be like "look at what is on ilx" and that usually gets a response that resembles this: o.O

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 03:58 (seventeen years ago) link

well it's good to know the cookies are holding on that long these days.

― jessie monster, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 03:59 (seventeen years ago) link

good to know something is

― ghost rider, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 04:02 (seventeen years ago) link

your mom can hold on for a pretty long time.

― jessie monster, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 04:02 (seventeen years ago) link

dc needs more yr mom jokes, i support 100%

yo John re: FB, i am srsly interested, how would you describe it? i'm playing w/a frantone sweet right now which i am very into but i'm also interested in some "different" fuzz to throw in as warranted. it's sorta an octavey pedal too, right?

― pretzel walrus, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 04:07 (seventeen years ago) link

JJ I WANNA BIG MUFF

― river wolf, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 04:24 (seventeen years ago) link

like if i'm not actually gonna be any good at this lap steel thing, then i may as well be able to make a lot of freaky noise

― river wolf, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 04:25 (seventeen years ago) link

guys i have gotten sick again.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 11 April 2007 13:37 (seventeen years ago) link

dudes my face is so fuckin smooth right now its cool

― 69, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 13:59 (seventeen years ago) link

you should not take E during the work week, dude

― river wolf, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 14:04 (seventeen years ago) link

thanks for the advice, mother superior

― pretzel walrus, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 14:06 (seventeen years ago) link

http://bp2.blogger.com/_ySCIT3KO9Zc/RhqoQls8MhI/AAAAAAAAEmE/nT8R5327Owg/s1600-h/Animal_love_01.jpg

― river wolf, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 14:07 (seventeen years ago) link

oh snap

― river wolf, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 14:07 (seventeen years ago) link

wait are those real?

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 11 April 2007 14:16 (seventeen years ago) link

you damn right

― river wolf, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 14:16 (seventeen years ago) link

oh my fucking god i have a myspace friend who must post about 17,000,000 bulletins a day, several of which are some lengthy diatribe against "so-called myspace 'friends'" who don't REPLY to the 17,000,000,000,000 bulletins that are just reposts of porn girl contests and rants and blah blah blah.

do i de-friend this person because quite frankly i am probably missing semi-important or at least entertaining shit at this point y/n

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 11 April 2007 14:17 (seventeen years ago) link

i don't even know how myspace works, so don't look at me.

DON'T LOOK AT ME

― river wolf, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 14:20 (seventeen years ago) link

longcat rules them all

― river wolf, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 14:20 (seventeen years ago) link

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_IPv4_protocol_numbers

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 14:21 (seventeen years ago) link

hahaha ok so my new computer set up at work means i can't figure out how to turn down the volume which suddenly now works but that was pretty awesome anyway

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 11 April 2007 14:21 (seventeen years ago) link

tom your link really isn't as cool

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 11 April 2007 14:22 (seventeen years ago) link

oh man my day rules after that river wolf

― 69, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 14:22 (seventeen years ago) link

WHOEVER THE FUCK DIRECTED A THOUSAND MORONS TO SEND ME THIS ENVINROMENTAL PETITION I WILL KILL YOU WITH COAL-BURNING CO2-EMITTING GUNS

― ghost rider, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 14:22 (seventeen years ago) link

oh shit that was me, sorry

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 11 April 2007 14:23 (seventeen years ago) link

i posted it on myspace 100 times

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 11 April 2007 14:25 (seventeen years ago) link

haha ghost rider you should just go ahead and buy an air pistol anyway

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 14:27 (seventeen years ago) link

they make a "baby desert eagle" apparently

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 14:27 (seventeen years ago) link

do i de-friend this person because quite frankly i am probably missing semi-important or at least entertaining shit at this point y/n

i only post bulletins when i come home drunk and make delicious motherfucking eggs.

― chicago kevin, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 14:36 (seventeen years ago) link

well, you are in no worries of getting de-friended then.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 11 April 2007 14:38 (seventeen years ago) link

i want to know what makes your eggs so goddamn motherfucking delicious. Recipe?

― kenan, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 14:41 (seventeen years ago) link

drunkenness always makes eggs delicious

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 11 April 2007 14:41 (seventeen years ago) link

so does ham.

― kenan, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 14:41 (seventeen years ago) link

I only post bulletins to announce rock and roll bouzouki playing which is almost as good as delicious motherfucking eggs. (I wish I had some right now).

― Ed, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 14:44 (seventeen years ago) link

Yeah but pork products make LIFE delicious, so that's not really a fair reflection on the eggs themselves.

― Laurel, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 14:44 (seventeen years ago) link

interesting point.

― kenan, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 14:45 (seventeen years ago) link

I HATE HAM

A LOT

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 11 April 2007 14:46 (seventeen years ago) link

DON'T EVEN TALK ABOUT HAM EVER AGAIN

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 11 April 2007 14:46 (seventeen years ago) link

drunkenness always makes eggs delicious

otm.

beartrap- YOU are now in danger of being defriended.

― chicago kevin, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 14:48 (seventeen years ago) link

here's the deal

weather's gonna be nice soon

I propose a rock creek park park FAP to include but not limited to:

+ picnic stuff
+ margaritas
+ bocce

maybe some sunday toward the end of this month?

― I DIED, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 14:50 (seventeen years ago) link

ham != sopressata, prosciutto, bacon, etc.
ham = ugly american honey-glazed lame waste of pig leg

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 14:51 (seventeen years ago) link

Listen Brian you and me is old but we're not quite bocce-in-the-park old

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 14:51 (seventeen years ago) link

i dig bocce A++

― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 14:52 (seventeen years ago) link

let's not even start on the ham thing, we all have very serious feelings about this issue and a couple of us are just plain wrong.

― I DIED, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 14:52 (seventeen years ago) link

ts: ham vs pavement

― ghost rider, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 14:53 (seventeen years ago) link

there's no age limit on bocce in the park

we should also have croquet, AKA most mean-spirited game ever

― I DIED, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 14:53 (seventeen years ago) link

BIG DICK CROQUET

― Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 14:58 (seventeen years ago) link

it took you three minutes to come up with that?

― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 14:58 (seventeen years ago) link

ooh, croquet is cruel.

and fuck bocce for being for old men---it is rad and fuck the haters

― river wolf, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 14:59 (seventeen years ago) link

I like croquet. Altho I've only played it with my siblings, so we may not be playing by entirely kosher rules.

― Laurel, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 14:59 (seventeen years ago) link

i will go to all of these picnics A++++++++++++

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 11 April 2007 14:59 (seventeen years ago) link

how is croquet cruel? I associate it with the movie Heathers. is that how?

― horseshoe, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 15:00 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.arts.auckland.ac.nz/ada/ada/532528alicecroquet.jpg

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 11 April 2007 15:00 (seventeen years ago) link

croquet is cruel because you can completely fuck the other players

― river wolf, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 15:01 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.oklibs.org/OLA2006/images/alice.jpg

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 11 April 2007 15:01 (seventeen years ago) link

i have played croquet many times but i was never aware of that rule

― Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 15:03 (seventeen years ago) link

yeah it's a california thing

― pretzel walrus, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 15:05 (seventeen years ago) link

you guys

― river wolf, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 15:07 (seventeen years ago) link

zingin' it up

― river wolf, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 15:07 (seventeen years ago) link

i would say any game where you hit the other guy's balls with a mallet is cruel by design.

― chicago kevin, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 15:08 (seventeen years ago) link

does anyone agree with me that ham > bacon?

― 69, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 15:17 (seventeen years ago) link

you're insane

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 11 April 2007 15:18 (seventeen years ago) link

haha NO dumbass

― I DIED, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 15:18 (seventeen years ago) link

im a free spirit, guys

― 69, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 15:19 (seventeen years ago) link

you like yr pizza upside down and your pigs done up as ham instead of bacon, it's cool

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 11 April 2007 15:19 (seventeen years ago) link

oh god no bacon is better than everything, but ham has its place

― kenan, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 15:20 (seventeen years ago) link

yeah and that place is in a garbage can

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 11 April 2007 15:21 (seventeen years ago) link

ham might be the lowest pork product

― river wolf, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 15:21 (seventeen years ago) link

I like bacon better than ham but food is a subjective thing, there's no right and wrong, people.

― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 15:22 (seventeen years ago) link

you forgot one thing: SCRAPPLE.

beartrap

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 15:22 (seventeen years ago) link

does anyone agree with me that ham > bacon?

yes, crazy people agree with that.

ham might be the lowest pork product

pigs feet yo.

― chicago kevin, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 15:24 (seventeen years ago) link

ham is misunderstood

― I DIED, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 15:24 (seventeen years ago) link

I like bacon better than ham but food is a subjective thing, there's no right and wrong, people.

true, but there is sane and crazy though.

― chicago kevin, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 15:25 (seventeen years ago) link

mmm bacon >>> prosciutto >>> pork chops >>> sausages >>> pulled pork >>> pork roast >>> pancetta >>> ribs >>> ham

― elmo argonaut, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 15:25 (seventeen years ago) link

ymmv

― elmo argonaut, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 15:26 (seventeen years ago) link

i'm not sure hatey mchates-to-drink should get to be the voice of reason here

― river wolf, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 15:26 (seventeen years ago) link

pulled pork >>> bacon >>> prosciutto/pancetta >>> sausages >>> pork roast >>> >>> >>> pork chops >>> ribs/ham

― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 15:27 (seventeen years ago) link

http://static.flickr.com/105/303476544_a8ca1216c4_o.jpg

― mookieproof, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 15:28 (seventeen years ago) link

man sausages are kind of tricky cos it depends a lot on what the sausage is about.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 11 April 2007 15:29 (seventeen years ago) link

have none of you ever fried a thick slap of ham in an iron skillet and eaten it with hot mustard? That would put the kaibash on the ham hate, i think.

― kenan, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 15:29 (seventeen years ago) link

i'm not sure hatey mchates-to-drink should get to be the voice of reason here

-- river wolf, Wednesday, April 11, 2007 11:26 AM (1 minute ago)

Well we shouldn't listen to Mr. Hey Guys My Friend Pooped on His Lawn Let Me Tell You About IT LOLOLOLOLOMG

― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 15:29 (seventeen years ago) link

slab of ham i meant.

hamslap

― kenan, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 15:29 (seventeen years ago) link

i had an "indian vindaloo" sausage once. whatever it was about was wrong wrong wrong

― river wolf, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 15:29 (seventeen years ago) link

slappin the ham

― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 15:30 (seventeen years ago) link

i am talking about real breakfast sausage & hot italian sausage for the purposes of this scientific study

― elmo argonaut, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 15:30 (seventeen years ago) link

LINKS V. PATTIES

― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 15:31 (seventeen years ago) link

i don't really care for breakfast sausage. hot italian is a different story.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 11 April 2007 15:31 (seventeen years ago) link

not limited to just ham here:

bacon >>> blow jobs >>> finding money >>> pizza >>> sleeping in >>> nfl team winning super bowl >>> ham >>> schadenfruede >>> warm socks >>> ribs >>> broccoli.

― chicago kevin, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 15:31 (seventeen years ago) link

fucking sausage patties all the way.

― chicago kevin, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 15:31 (seventeen years ago) link

no casing no cred

― elmo argonaut, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 15:32 (seventeen years ago) link

dude why u hate the broccoli >:(

― elmo argonaut, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 15:32 (seventeen years ago) link

Bob Evans patties, please. Sliced thin and browned up crispy.

― Laurel, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 15:32 (seventeen years ago) link

I'm starving now and I don't even care for pork much.

― Sara R-C, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 15:33 (seventeen years ago) link

yeah dude i like broccoli

― river wolf, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 15:33 (seventeen years ago) link

broccoli is waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay better than ham

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 11 April 2007 15:33 (seventeen years ago) link

pulled pork + carmelized onions + horseradish bbq sauce + bulky roll I WANT IT RIGHT NOW

― elmo argonaut, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 15:35 (seventeen years ago) link

you're nuts. broccoli is the devil's stalk.

Bob Evans patties, please

yeah, i have some in my freezer. every month or so the grocery store nearest me has them on sale a buck a package. it works out to like 8 or 10 cents per sausage! BARGAIN!!!

― chicago kevin, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 15:35 (seventeen years ago) link

cheap dubious patties ok

― elmo argonaut, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 15:36 (seventeen years ago) link

bulky roll

do not have in midwest ;_;

i want liverwurst and mustard on a bulky with a can of squirt.

― chicago kevin, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 15:36 (seventeen years ago) link

prosciutto might even be better than bacon

― river wolf, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 15:36 (seventeen years ago) link

pulled pork > prosciutto > saus = ham > ribs > pork roast = pork chops = bacon

― 69, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 15:37 (seventeen years ago) link

no bulky??? waht??? breadtrap

― elmo argonaut, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 15:37 (seventeen years ago) link

I think for lunch today is gonna be a repeat of the pastrami on toasted rye w/ avocado and sprouts

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 15:38 (seventeen years ago) link

UH this movie is apparently a remake of mr. blandings builds his dream house which is basically one of my favorite movies ever and this is really infuriating me A LOT right now and i just wanted to share this information with everyone and then go smoke, furiously.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 11 April 2007 15:38 (seventeen years ago) link

broccoli is better than ham, but it is really best with the addition of vast amounts of cheese (like almost everything)

― Sara R-C, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 15:39 (seventeen years ago) link

lol minnesota

― river wolf, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 15:39 (seventeen years ago) link

pastrami + avacado? f0_o???

― elmo argonaut, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 15:40 (seventeen years ago) link

omg you guys asparagus wrapped in prosciutto and with grated reggiano

― river wolf, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 15:42 (seventeen years ago) link

name foods you want to eat

― river wolf, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 15:42 (seventeen years ago) link

your mom

― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 15:43 (seventeen years ago) link

(sorry! j/k)

― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 15:43 (seventeen years ago) link

YAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

― river wolf, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 15:43 (seventeen years ago) link

a good way to completely ruin bacon is to wrap it around scallops, cut that nasty shit out

― elmo argonaut, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 15:44 (seventeen years ago) link

this thread is making me so goddamn hungry.

― horseshoe, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 15:44 (seventeen years ago) link

Why do people like scallops at all? They seem to have no taste and they are awfully chewy. (Are they better if you are near an actual ocean?)

― Sara R-C, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 15:46 (seventeen years ago) link

i like scallops better than lobster

― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 15:46 (seventeen years ago) link

That's just crazy.

― Sara R-C, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 15:46 (seventeen years ago) link

lobster is disgusting and the most overrated food of all time

― river wolf, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 15:47 (seventeen years ago) link

OTM

― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 15:47 (seventeen years ago) link

My husband hates lobster, too. I really don't get that! Lobster is so yum.

― Sara R-C, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 15:48 (seventeen years ago) link

at the same time though, i understand if people go crazy for it, no problem there, i'm just not that into it.

― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 15:48 (seventeen years ago) link

"lobster is yum" = everyone likes butter, duh

― river wolf, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 15:50 (seventeen years ago) link

I'm mostly suspicious of people who don't like chocolate much.

― Sara R-C, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 15:50 (seventeen years ago) link

scallops are so good! such crazy you people talk.

― horseshoe, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 15:51 (seventeen years ago) link

Yeah, apart from the butter lobster never has the texture I expect when I bite into it -- it's always WAY chewier than I'm prepared for. Scallops win.

― Laurel, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 15:51 (seventeen years ago) link

Scallops kind of remind me of pencil erasers, but not in a good way.

Everyone else loves them; I must be missing something.

― Sara R-C, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 15:52 (seventeen years ago) link

mussels are where it's at

― kenan, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 15:54 (seventeen years ago) link

A pedant writes:

proscuitto, bayonne, serrano etc. are all ham

Also Cooked Ham in the US does suck, you want some proper british smoked cooked ham.

JJ I WANNA BIG MUFF

I sometimes get to play with Kate's Big Muff but I have her Flange(r) on long term loan (A vintage Electric Mistress). Personally though, I want a pedal without innuendo and want Dr Scientist to make me a phaser.

― Ed, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 15:55 (seventeen years ago) link

― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 15:55 (seventeen years ago) link

my older sister and i had an addiciton to scallops when we were kids. from roughly april until november we would pester our parents daily to drive the 20 minutes to either ipswich or salisbury or seabrook to get some. we rarely did but holy christ did we love them.

― chicago kevin, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 15:56 (seventeen years ago) link

Congressional Quarterly's Crawford: "I've been on the show nearly 70 times in the last three years. He's called me half a sissy, a communist, a pink liberal, even white trash. I didn't take offense" ("Scarborough Country," MSNBC, 4/10).

you know, Craig Crawford, I like you personally, but...

WHO WANTS TO BE THE FIRST TO GUESS WHO SAID THIS

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 15:56 (seventeen years ago) link

JJ I WANNA BIG MUFF

my friend L bought a vintage 70s one, used it at one gig and then lost it during load out.

― chicago kevin, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 15:57 (seventeen years ago) link

You need to come over and come down to whitstable the shellfish capital of the southeast.

― Ed, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 15:57 (seventeen years ago) link

guys i'm eating a blt :D

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 11 April 2007 15:58 (seventeen years ago) link

I am basically dead if I loose Kate's Mistress. It eats batteries like a bastard and does not seem to want to work off power supplies and is a bit of a pain but it does sound nice.

― Ed, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 15:58 (seventeen years ago) link

guys i'm eating a blt :D

Big Muff or scallops?

― Ed, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 15:59 (seventeen years ago) link

bacon lettuce tomato, do keep up

― kenan, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 16:00 (seventeen years ago) link

guys i'm eating a big muff :D

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 11 April 2007 16:00 (seventeen years ago) link

I WANT THE FENDER BENDER

― n/a, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 16:01 (seventeen years ago) link

I am consistently confused about the differences between chorus, flanger, delay and phaser, since at a base level they also seem to do the same thing. am not an electrical engineer however.

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 16:01 (seventeen years ago) link

i don't think i've used a flanger since i quit smoking pot.

― chicago kevin, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 16:03 (seventeen years ago) link

The "flange" effect originated when an engineer would literally put a finger on the flange

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 16:05 (seventeen years ago) link

electrically (havibng looked at a few homebrew designs) I think chorus and phaser are very similar, the others not. I like the sound of phase the best it works really nicely with the slight phase you get with double coursed strings, flange is good too but turn the Mistress up too much and I feel seasick, Delay and chorus get too messy with the mando but this may have something to do with my lack of aplomb at the strings.

― Ed, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 16:05 (seventeen years ago) link

THAT'S something i should sell on eBay. i should start making a list.

flanger
vibrato pedal
either/both of the b&o turntables
the boxes and boxes and boxes of cds that i never listen to.
my books
microwave
a kidney

― chicago kevin, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 16:06 (seventeen years ago) link

so anyway scallops are notoriously difficult to cook, so ppl who don't like scallops might just be getting poorly cooked ones? i mean what is being described here sounds like overcooking to me.

awesome application of scallops: add to a seafood stew. you still have to be careful but the liquid helps keep them from overcooking.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 11 April 2007 16:07 (seventeen years ago) link

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_recordings_with_a_prominent_flanging_effect

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 16:08 (seventeen years ago) link

Scallops are one of those things that :

a) really suffer from freezing
b) need a cooking of about 20secons a side on the hottest skillet you can muster
c) really need to be bought alive in their shells or only just dead.

― Ed, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 16:09 (seventeen years ago) link

NI guitar rig is great for finding out what all of these effects do.

― Ed, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 16:10 (seventeen years ago) link

if you throw it into Ableton Live I think there's a plugin for adding or subtracting aplomb at the strings however you please

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 16:11 (seventeen years ago) link

it depends on the freezing process, i've actually found, and of course the variety of scallop you get (the small bay scallops or japanese scallops seem to do better?). i've had great success with marinating fresh ones in a thai chili preparation and then skilleting them.

i would not wrap them in bacon though, that is something to be done to shrimp and perhaps oysters.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 11 April 2007 16:11 (seventeen years ago) link

scallops are so awesome.

i still want a fender blender maybe i will buy one with my income tax refund, also a phaser/flanger/tremolo/ring mod/everything else in the world ever.

― pretzel walrus, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 16:13 (seventeen years ago) link

i had leftover beer and pizza for lunch that was excellent

― pretzel walrus, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 16:14 (seventeen years ago) link

just go buy one of those $1000 Roland V-Dickhead boxes and save the earth a few trees for packing and shipping yo

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 16:14 (seventeen years ago) link

i do not mind the scallops/bacon combination.

― chicago kevin, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 16:15 (seventeen years ago) link

the problem with wrapping any of these sea creatures in bacon is that there are vastly different cooking times between pigs and sea dwellers. you can partially precook the bacon, but then you run the risk of the bacon becoming overcooked. large shrimp take the longest out of all of these creatures to cook so it's the best one to use, i think.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 11 April 2007 16:16 (seventeen years ago) link

Roland V-Bacon

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 16:16 (seventeen years ago) link

Based on my fiddling with GR I want to get a Phaser, Resonant Filter and possibly a stereo tremolo. I haven't played with the oktaver enough to know whether I like it or not.

just go buy one of those just go buy one of those $1000 Roland V-Dickhead boxes and save the earth a few trees for packing and shipping yo000 Roland V-Dickhead boxes and save the earth a few trees for packing and shipping yo

You have no soul.

― Ed, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 16:17 (seventeen years ago) link

Composite Object Pig Modeling

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 16:17 (seventeen years ago) link

just go buy one of those i000 Roland V-Dickhead boxes and save the earth a few trees for packing and shipping yo

NO! I WANT SEPARATE MACHINES FOR SEPARATE FUNCTIONS! except for the interstellar overdriver supreme, that thing is a little 6-effect bro in a box.

― pretzel walrus, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 16:18 (seventeen years ago) link

if i could get the guitar tone from the lily's 'ginger' i'd stop trying. but i can't so i still fiddle.

― chicago kevin, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 16:19 (seventeen years ago) link

Give me analogue or give me death.

― Ed, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 16:19 (seventeen years ago) link

give me analogies or give me death.

― chicago kevin, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 16:19 (seventeen years ago) link

dedicated hardware is for astronauts

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 16:20 (seventeen years ago) link

the trickiest is oysters en brochette which is when you wrap the fuckers in bacons and then skewer them because i really, really enjoy the taste of those two foods together but THE TEXTURE BOXCAR NO NO NO

guys i'm trying to change the subject and failing, i'm gonna go back to imdb.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 11 April 2007 16:20 (seventeen years ago) link

here's a subject i was thinking of while sort of drunk last night: "DC dudes: name your reasons they are so bad and hated"

― pretzel walrus, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 16:21 (seventeen years ago) link

ALLY I HAD SOME FUCKING FANTASTIC OYSTERS EN BROCHETTE AT MY STUPID DINNER PARTY LAST MONDAY

― ghost rider, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 16:21 (seventeen years ago) link

also seriously do you guys seriously believe I am taking a nonironic stance on a digital roland product

I mean zack you have like $1500 Ebay Dollerz of my crap at your house and NONE of it sez ROLAND on it anywhere, much less EDIROL or anything else horrid like that

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 16:21 (seventeen years ago) link

ALSO PRETZEL WALRUS WE ARE BELOVED BY ALL

― ghost rider, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 16:21 (seventeen years ago) link

DC dudes, like the dudes in this thread? they are not bad and hated!

― horseshoe, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 16:22 (seventeen years ago) link

DC dudes=DC bros on this thread?
DC dudes=Marion Berry?

― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 16:22 (seventeen years ago) link

beartrap

― horseshoe, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 16:22 (seventeen years ago) link

my boots are soaking wet and my toes are pruney, i can feel it. but on the plus side i probably only have another 8 and a half hours of work left today.

― chicago kevin, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 16:22 (seventeen years ago) link

dedicated hardware is for astronauts

Damn Straight

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/52/166141383_5af4282828.jpg?v=1172540452

― Ed, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 16:22 (seventeen years ago) link

ALSO PRETZEL WALRUS WE ARE BELOVED BY ALL

except ourselves ;_;

― pretzel walrus, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 16:23 (seventeen years ago) link

Next time I get to the East coast, I'm totally having oysters en brochette.

― Sara R-C, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 16:23 (seventeen years ago) link

also ed that thing looks like it contains the secrets of the universe

― pretzel walrus, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 16:24 (seventeen years ago) link

Dear DC thread,

If you want Blenders and big muffs, plz to email me for pricing for online pals. Also, we ship to faroff lands like DC and manitoba or wherever gbx owns his cave.

Love,
JJ

P.S. Include your real email address in the mail, because nu-ilx emailing is teh suck.
P.P.S. This goes for those desiring little portable recording boxes too.

― John Justen, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 16:24 (seventeen years ago) link

ALLY I HAD SOME FUCKING FANTASTIC OYSTERS EN BROCHETTE AT MY STUPID DINNER PARTY LAST MONDAY

WHY ARE YOU COMPLAINING ABOUT THIS DINNER PARTY THEN

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 11 April 2007 16:26 (seventeen years ago) link

JJ, gotta Bellzouki?

― Ed, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 16:26 (seventeen years ago) link

also yeah, which dc dudes are we talking about? because i like everyone here. just not anyone anywhere else in dc.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 11 April 2007 16:26 (seventeen years ago) link

haha it's amazing how much better you guys are than the people I knew when I lived there. ;_;

― horseshoe, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 16:27 (seventeen years ago) link

i'm just lucky that pete spotted me on the street one day and then e-mailed me ARE U FROM TEH INTERNETS??, otherwise i'd be in a seething hotbed of 94/7 rage towards this entire city and all of its denizens and wouldn't know any of you. ;_;

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 11 April 2007 16:28 (seventeen years ago) link

Ed, is that that danelectro thingy?

― John Justen, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 16:28 (seventeen years ago) link

i'm just lucky that pete spotted me on the street one day and then e-mailed me ARE U FROM TEH INTERNETS??

aw! the DC thread creation myth!

― horseshoe, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 16:29 (seventeen years ago) link

that was me, sucka! although pete did the emailing.

― pretzel walrus, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 16:29 (seventeen years ago) link

um, except not a myth. that's so cute.

― horseshoe, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 16:29 (seventeen years ago) link

yeah now you get to seethe in a hotbed of rage while getting wasted with us 94/7!

beartrap etc

― ghost rider, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 16:29 (seventeen years ago) link

O RLY well then, kudos to you zr, i owe you a drink. cos otherwise i'd probably be like hanging out with lns fuckers and then going home and cutting myself, every night.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 11 April 2007 16:30 (seventeen years ago) link

lol jfk i'd probably have just moved away to puerto rico or something by now :D

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 11 April 2007 16:31 (seventeen years ago) link

so, wait, fuck you guys for spotting me ;_;

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 11 April 2007 16:31 (seventeen years ago) link

JJ. I am not in DC. I am in Chicago. Can I email you anyhow? Another obstacle: I don't know your email.

― n/a, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 16:31 (seventeen years ago) link

maybe the flying dawkins should be in PR?

― horseshoe, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 16:31 (seventeen years ago) link

i'd prefer it to be in cuba but PR works too, and is probably easier.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 11 April 2007 16:32 (seventeen years ago) link

omg Cuba someone I know is there right now so jealous

― horseshoe, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 16:32 (seventeen years ago) link

I bet it's not SNOWING in CUBA!

― horseshoe, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 16:32 (seventeen years ago) link

also ed that thing looks like it contains the secrets of the universe

These asteroid castle dwelling canadians are 8080 blood diamonds. They make things that sound shit hot and then spend more time making them look like [url=[Removed Illegal Link]

JJ, it is, crazy unloved, awkward, jangly 60s Denelectro thing. Theres one in London in a guitar shop shoved unloved behind the pedal cupboard and I needto go in and see if they will part with it for a reasonable sum. If not there is one on the internets for $700. I've seen them as low as 350 Euros. I want to tune it in 5ths for some crazy 12 string octavemandozouki action.

― Ed, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 16:32 (seventeen years ago) link

also ed that thing looks like it contains the secrets of the universe

These asteroid castle dwelling canadians are 8080 blood diamonds. They make things that sound shit hot and then spend more time making them look like space

JJ, it is, crazy unloved, awkward, jangly 60s Denelectro thing. Theres one in London in a guitar shop shoved unloved behind the pedal cupboard and I needto go in and see if they will part with it for a reasonable sum. If not there is one on the internets for $700. I've seen them as low as 350 Euros. I want to tune it in 5ths for some crazy 12 string octavemandozouki action.

― Ed, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 16:33 (seventeen years ago) link

These asteroid castle dwelling canadians are 8080 blood diamonds. These asteroid castle dwelling canadians are 8080 blood diamonds. These asteroid castle dwelling canadians are 8080 blood diamonds. These asteroid castle dwelling canadians are 8080 blood diamonds. These asteroid castle dwelling canadians are 8080 blood diamonds. These asteroid castle dwelling canadians are 8080 blood diamonds. These asteroid castle dwelling canadians are 8080 blood diamonds. These asteroid castle dwelling canadians are 8080 blood diamonds. These asteroid castle dwelling canadians are 8080 blood diamonds.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 11 April 2007 16:33 (seventeen years ago) link

Illegal links are fucking polarbeartraps.

― Ed, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 16:33 (seventeen years ago) link

yeah JJ i emailed you through ilx but i don't know if you'll get it - my address is teenagequiet @ geewhizmail.com

― pretzel walrus, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 16:33 (seventeen years ago) link

Anyone from anywhere can email me about this stuff, even from Chicago. My email is j0hnjus✧✧✧@gm✧✧✧.c✧✧ (sans googleproof).

― John Justen, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 16:35 (seventeen years ago) link

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?

― John Justen, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 16:36 (seventeen years ago) link

pandabeartraps?

― Ed, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 16:36 (seventeen years ago) link

automated email detect-and-fixit for old posts

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 16:36 (seventeen years ago) link

I suspect most humans with mild brainpower should be able to decode the missing characters though

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 16:37 (seventeen years ago) link

omg yr email address is awesome

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 11 April 2007 16:37 (seventeen years ago) link

lol automatic email obscuring, you are v v well implemented

― ghost rider, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 16:37 (seventeen years ago) link

fattyfattyfatpa✧✧✧@a✧✧.c✧✧

― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 16:38 (seventeen years ago) link

thatwasfuniiiiiiiiiii✧✧✧@ya✧✧✧.c✧✧

― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 16:38 (seventeen years ago) link

T✧✧@K✧✧.E✧✧

― ghost rider, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 16:39 (seventeen years ago) link

this is so weird

― horseshoe, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 16:39 (seventeen years ago) link

butthatchet @ slam dot dingdongs

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 16:39 (seventeen years ago) link

awesome, zombi is at my friend 1vy's house!

― pretzel walrus, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 16:39 (seventeen years ago) link

Wow. Now I really want that email address instead of my real one.

― John Justen, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 16:40 (seventeen years ago) link

And yes, I mean butthatc✧✧✧@s✧✧✧.dingdo✧✧✧.

― John Justen, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 16:41 (seventeen years ago) link

EVEN BETTER.

― John Justen, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 16:41 (seventeen years ago) link

boxc✧✧✧@n✧.n✧.n✧

― Ed, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 16:42 (seventeen years ago) link

ok i know i'm bored when i'm reading the lns term definition page.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 11 April 2007 16:45 (seventeen years ago) link

I need to stop eating peeps.

― horseshoe, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 16:46 (seventeen years ago) link

the fact that they have a defined and approved abbreviation to designate the song "murder on the dance floor" by sophie ellis bextor is possibly the gayest thing i've ever read in my entire life.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 11 April 2007 16:46 (seventeen years ago) link

i mean, srsly? y'all like that song THAT much?

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 11 April 2007 16:46 (seventeen years ago) link

i mean it's alright but it's no moi...lolita or love at first sight, man up you fags.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 11 April 2007 16:47 (seventeen years ago) link

Dr. Scientist knows you want a wild fuzz tone. You want to sound like a chainsaw... cutting the moon in half... while it's on fire. And you want controls for Gain, Treble, and Volume, plus a cool looking, bright LED. And you want to see some cool looking robots!

wow Dr. Scientist disturbingly OTM

― pretzel walrus, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 16:52 (seventeen years ago) link

wait i want that too

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 11 April 2007 16:52 (seventeen years ago) link

how does Dr. Scientist know all this shit about you?

― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 16:53 (seventeen years ago) link

i don't know but it's nice to finally be understood

― pretzel walrus, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 16:55 (seventeen years ago) link

moon is on fi-yah
better chainsaw all the moonrocks

― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 16:56 (seventeen years ago) link

By the way:

Phaser goes WWWEEeeeeeooooOOOOEEEEWWWWwwwwweeeeoOOOOOOWWWWW
Flanger goes FFFFREEEEOEOOOOOOooowwwwooOOooOEEEEEERRRRRROOoooowwwwooooEEEEERRR
Chorus goes DDooeeeoowwlleeddoooleeddooowwlleee
Delay goes EH EH Eh Eh eh eh ... OH OH Oh Oh oh oh ...

― n/a, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 17:00 (seventeen years ago) link

Delay is awesome, it's the only pedal I use other than distortion right now.

― n/a, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 17:01 (seventeen years ago) link

I hope that clears things up.

― n/a, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 17:02 (seventeen years ago) link

i turn the speed way down and the intensity way up on my danelectro flange and it goes wwwwwwwWWWWWWWaaaaaaahhhhhhwwwWWWWWWWAAAaaaahhhhhwwwwWWWWWWAAAaaaahhhhhH

― chicago kevin, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 17:02 (seventeen years ago) link

not to be confused with a wah pedal.

― chicago kevin, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 17:03 (seventeen years ago) link

i play drums like

BOOMBADDAboomboomBADABADDABADDARAPPATAPTAPTAPKACHEE KACHEE BOOMBADDADADDABOOM BOOM BOOM

BAPBAPBAPBAP BOOM

― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 17:04 (seventeen years ago) link

I used to have a flanger, I wonder what happened to it. Hey, I also used to have a phaser! I guess I sold them at some point.

― n/a, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 17:04 (seventeen years ago) link

PUT SOME FLANGE ON THOSE DRUMS

― n/a, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 17:04 (seventeen years ago) link

Flangers are like much less subtle phasers, which means they are more awesome.

― n/a, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 17:05 (seventeen years ago) link

i have a delay and i think it sounds really good, but i've been unsuccessful in tryin to figure out how to use it without inserting this texture into the sound that detracts from the "i actually want to kill you" thing i'm going for at the moment

― pretzel walrus, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 17:06 (seventeen years ago) link

Ahreet, dudes, I'm off to find beer, food and Tuomas

― Ed, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 17:13 (seventeen years ago) link

Dr Scientist OTM

and JJ, i only rent my cave ;_;

― river wolf, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 17:21 (seventeen years ago) link

i srsly want pedals badly

― river wolf, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 17:23 (seventeen years ago) link

hahahahahahahahahaha

― river wolf, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 17:27 (seventeen years ago) link

lol we killed the thread by talking about guitar pedals :D

― pretzel walrus, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 17:45 (seventeen years ago) link

finally, a reason why a dc dude is so bad and hated

― pretzel walrus, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 17:47 (seventeen years ago) link

I think lunch ruined thread, actually.

― Laurel, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 17:48 (seventeen years ago) link

we are lovable no one hates us

― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 17:48 (seventeen years ago) link

lunch why hast thou forsaken me

― horseshoe, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 17:48 (seventeen years ago) link

Just in case you missed it:

http://www.ilxor.com/ILX/ThreadSelectedControllerServlet?boardid=56&threadid=1624#unread

http://www.nzherald.co.nz/column/story.cfm?c_id=702&objectid=10433472

― John Justen, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 17:52 (seventeen years ago) link

you shoulda been better to your lunch, insteada treatin it lowdown and mean.

― kenan, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 17:52 (seventeen years ago) link

New Zealand knows all about us...again.

― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 17:53 (seventeen years ago) link

woulda been much funnier if the paper had just run that picture of allyzay's mom

― ghost rider, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 17:54 (seventeen years ago) link

ASRJSO;HFÍÎØCNJFZDSFLKJSIJFVFSDZLFKS I MAY LOSE MY JOB THIS SUMMER DUE TO FUCKING SENIORITY BULLSHIT WHAT THE HELL.

― jessie monster, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 17:59 (seventeen years ago) link

whoa dudes the all-hands meetings here are hell of lame but at least they're pretty short

guy did that "why use six slides when I can just use one and make it totally unreadable at any distance" shit and then gave an award to some guy for event planning some white house - DHS kissy face shindig

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 18:03 (seventeen years ago) link

ok every time I go on the 2k8 pres can spec thread my desire to be illiterate becomes greater and greater

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 18:14 (seventeen years ago) link

and a perusal of the workings of delay, chorus, flanger and phaser effects reveals they all do utilize the same principles but with different variables in terms of how the second copy of the sound is modulated or fed back in

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 18:16 (seventeen years ago) link

HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO ANSWER THE SAME EXACT QUESTIONS. HOW MANY TIMES.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 11 April 2007 18:22 (seventeen years ago) link

JUST FUCKING WRITE IT DOWN.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 11 April 2007 18:22 (seventeen years ago) link

WRITE ALL OF IT DOWN. EVERYTHING I SAY, EVER, SO THAT I DON'T HAVE TO RESAY IT OVER AND OVER.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 11 April 2007 18:22 (seventeen years ago) link

ALSO DON'T GET THE FUCK UP AND GO BOTHER SOMEONE ELSE WITH YOUR QUESTION AFTER I ANSWER IT BECAUSE NOW I'M GETTING KIND OF PRICKED AT FOR "NOT ANSWERING YOUR QUESTIONS" EVEN THOUGH I DO, HUNDREDS OF TIMES A DAY, AND THEN YOU JUST ARE TOO STUPID TO LISTEN.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 11 April 2007 18:23 (seventeen years ago) link

ARRRGH.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 11 April 2007 18:23 (seventeen years ago) link

name names

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 18:23 (seventeen years ago) link

it feels better if you do

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 18:23 (seventeen years ago) link

Yeah, I was going to geek out about phase relationships earlier, but that's pretty much the best way of looking at it.

Also, check yer emails pedal/recorder people.

That's a beartrap, y'all.

― John Justen, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 18:24 (seventeen years ago) link

oh my fucking god he's got two people, one from another department, hanging over him right now, to answer a completely different question.

ONE WHICH I HAVE ANSWERED LIKE THREE TIMES ALREADY BTW, ON VARIOUS DAYS.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 11 April 2007 18:25 (seventeen years ago) link

:( he is a DC dude who is bad and hated

― horseshoe, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 18:26 (seventeen years ago) link

it is really, really not that hard

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 11 April 2007 18:26 (seventeen years ago) link

at least say this is some new employee and not D or I

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 18:27 (seventeen years ago) link

it's not either of those ppl

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 11 April 2007 18:28 (seventeen years ago) link

ok srsly it is pretty simple. i will explain here. we also have to do regular line classifieds here, and not just the pretty big full page ads that you actually notice in magazines. so, if you've ever placed a classified, you should know that most of the time things are estimated costs because when they typeset, shit can change depending on style guidelines, kerning, blabbity blah blah blah. so, we get a daily report here noting if any of the ads that have been booked have changed in line count.

now, if you were someone booking ads here, would you run pplz credit cards and send paperwork to billing BEFORE or AFTER you receive this report?

regardless of your answer, if someone tells you that you don't have to "rebook" the ad, you just have to open the old copy and reprint paperwork, would you ask this question SEVENTEEN TIMES after you get the first or perhaps second explanation?

and regardless of your answer to that, is it really that hard to figure out that you have to click on an arrow, neatly located next to the order number in the list, to take you to that particular order?

fucking hell.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 11 April 2007 18:31 (seventeen years ago) link

not to mention that by not just going into the system and TYPING IN THE ORDER NUMBER versus typing in contact's name or perhaps city or maybe their institution he is going about opening orders the most ass-backwards way in the history of the world.

goddamnit i am tempted to take the promotion just because i would like to harass to receive an office. with a door. that i can shut.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 11 April 2007 18:32 (seventeen years ago) link

GUYS TO CHANGE THE SUBJECT ATTN EVERYONE THIS IS V V IMPORTANT
http://www.bigben7.com/blog.aspx

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 11 April 2007 18:35 (seventeen years ago) link

I constantly am competing in something… Here it’s bowling down the hallway in my house, rolling one of the dog’s toy
balls at water bottles.

wow he is special

― horseshoe, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 18:36 (seventeen years ago) link

he has a new dog!!! hercules!!

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 11 April 2007 18:37 (seventeen years ago) link

guys, no offense to everyone but if i could figure out how to shot hanging out with ben roethlisberger 94/7, none of you would ever see me again.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 11 April 2007 18:38 (seventeen years ago) link

I want "There's always an afterparty, we just don't always know where it is" on a belt buckle.

― Laurel, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 18:45 (seventeen years ago) link

aw Ben Roethlisberger likes John Legend and the movie The Break Up

― horseshoe, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 18:48 (seventeen years ago) link

My childhood dog was also named Zeus (by me), and thus this football playing fellow is a good man.

― John Justen, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 18:50 (seventeen years ago) link

I want "There's always an afterparty, we just don't always know where it is" on a belt buckle.

i think "GET IN THE VAN!" would work too.

― chicago kevin, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 18:51 (seventeen years ago) link

poor Zeus, benched by Herc

― brownie, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 18:52 (seventeen years ago) link

get in the van is too rollins-y

― kenan, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 18:53 (seventeen years ago) link

Yeah, pretty much?

― Laurel, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 18:56 (seventeen years ago) link

But define "too".

― Laurel, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 18:56 (seventeen years ago) link

dang, you're right.

beartrap.

― chicago kevin, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 18:57 (seventeen years ago) link

"Kevin, get in the fucking van" would probably be too big for a belt buckle.

― chicago kevin, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 18:58 (seventeen years ago) link

But define "too".

haha

good amount of rollins: listening to Damaged
too much rollins: listening to him review a movie

― kenan, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 18:58 (seventeen years ago) link

good amount of rollins: listening to Damaged
too much rollins: listening to him review a movie

good amount of rollins = total silence
too much rollins = any.

― chicago kevin, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 19:00 (seventeen years ago) link

Ben Roethlisberger is twee.

― milo z, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 19:01 (seventeen years ago) link

http://c13.zedo.com/OzoDB/2/u/261244/V1/300x250_even2.gif http://c13.zedo.com/OzoDB/2/u/261244/V1/300x250_even2.gif
http://c13.zedo.com/OzoDB/2/u/261244/V1/300x250_even2.gif http://c13.zedo.com/OzoDB/2/u/261244/V1/300x250_even2.gif
http://c13.zedo.com/OzoDB/2/u/261244/V1/300x250_even2.gif http://c13.zedo.com/OzoDB/2/u/261244/V1/300x250_even2.gif

― n/a, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 19:08 (seventeen years ago) link

mesmerizing

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 11 April 2007 19:08 (seventeen years ago) link

yes, everything about that graphic screams "serious inquiries only please"

― pretzel walrus, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 19:09 (seventeen years ago) link

way to lose the weight while keepin the rack tho

― pretzel walrus, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 19:10 (seventeen years ago) link

hollywood style

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 11 April 2007 19:10 (seventeen years ago) link

Viral marketing for next Eddie Murphy movie?

― n/a, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 19:11 (seventeen years ago) link

I would go see "Eddie Murphy And The Magic Bullet" especially if there were song and dance numbers

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 19:17 (seventeen years ago) link

Man I haven't seen The Golden Child in a long time

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 19:18 (seventeen years ago) link

I would not see any Eddie Murphy movie for any enticement that's even minimally likely to happen, ie not "a million dollars".

― Laurel, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 19:24 (seventeen years ago) link

I would see it as long as it was directed by Oliver Stone.

― KANTLIPS, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 19:24 (seventeen years ago) link

Trading Places

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 19:25 (seventeen years ago) link

who in the jesus is KANTLIPS

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 19:25 (seventeen years ago) link

48 HOURS FOREVER

― ghost rider, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 19:25 (seventeen years ago) link

RAW.

coming to america.

48 hours.

― chicago kevin, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 19:26 (seventeen years ago) link

kantlips koulihan

― ghost rider, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 19:26 (seventeen years ago) link

KANTLIPS exxplain yrself

― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 19:26 (seventeen years ago) link

it's dog latin

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 11 April 2007 19:27 (seventeen years ago) link

Trading Places totally blows like every other wall street movie out of the water btw

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 19:27 (seventeen years ago) link

yeah seriously, Coming to America

xpost there is crazy shit afoot in the Hastings thread

― horseshoe, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 19:27 (seventeen years ago) link

dog latin is dead

― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 19:28 (seventeen years ago) link

crazy shit like this picture they put at the top of their thread to terrify me off?
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/165/421294254_eba0337e3c.jpg

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 11 April 2007 19:29 (seventeen years ago) link

billy ray valentine is great.

― chicago kevin, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 19:29 (seventeen years ago) link

where the fuck is the hastongs thread honk honk

http://www.sparky.org/images/cool/doglatin3.jpg

― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 19:29 (seventeen years ago) link

incomprehensible.jpg

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 11 April 2007 19:30 (seventeen years ago) link

HSTNGS THRD is now leduc whatever for reasons of nutjob avoidance explained earlier.

― John Justen, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 19:32 (seventeen years ago) link

don't call mw a nutjob

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 11 April 2007 19:32 (seventeen years ago) link

he didn't kittycat

― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 19:32 (seventeen years ago) link

kittycat!

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 11 April 2007 19:33 (seventeen years ago) link

HOT FUZZ is the new BEARTRAP.

-- John Justen, Wednesday, April 11, 2007 1:31 PM (59 minutes ago)

BACONTRAP is the new VAGINA

-- Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Wednesday, April 11, 2007 1:40 PM (49 minutes ago)

VAGINA is the new OTM.

-- John Justen, Wednesday, April 11, 2007 1:41 PM (49 minutes ago)

As in "Fluffy Bear Vagina".

-- John Justen, Wednesday, April 11, 2007 1:41 PM (48 minutes ago)

The contrast between reading this thread while trying to read about Kant is causing mental anguish.

-- Sara R-C, Wednesday, April 11, 2007 1:43 PM (47 minutes ago)

I want new TG too.

Hey, do I need to buy all the Coil records, or just "Horse Rotovator" and "Scatology"?

KANTTRAP

-- John Justen, Wednesday, April 11, 2007 1:55 PM (35 minutes ago)
KANTLIPS IS THE NEW BACONTRAP

-- Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Wednesday, April 11, 2007 1:55 PM (34 minutes ago)

HI DERE

-- KANTLIPS, Wednesday, April 11, 2007 2:04 PM (26 minutes ago)

it's saying something that that transcript is heavily edited

― horseshoe, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 19:33 (seventeen years ago) link

i demand you all refer to me as kittycat from this point forward

beartrapbaconvagina

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 11 April 2007 19:33 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.morethings.com/fan/eddie_murphy/48_hrs/48_hrs-redneck_bar03.jpg

― ghost rider, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 19:34 (seventeen years ago) link

baconvagina

this had me wondering "when was the last time i had..."

but then i remembered.

― chicago kevin, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 19:36 (seventeen years ago) link

i don't even understand what you're getting at, bro.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 11 April 2007 19:37 (seventeen years ago) link

so i'm just gonna post this
http://epguides.com/JosieandthePussycats/cast.jpg

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 11 April 2007 19:38 (seventeen years ago) link

long tails, ears for hats.

― chicago kevin, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 19:38 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.tvparty.com/vgifs14/jabberjaw.jpg

― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 19:38 (seventeen years ago) link

http://home.att.net/~bubblegumusic/sugarbearspic.jpg

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 11 April 2007 19:39 (seventeen years ago) link

TS poppet vs kittycat

― 69, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 19:40 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.duncanlarkin.com/uploaded_images/stickenstone-769686.JPG

― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 19:40 (seventeen years ago) link

i like kittycat but you can still call me poppet, pete.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 11 April 2007 19:40 (seventeen years ago) link

http://beatlessubmarine.bravehost.com/TheBeatlesCartoon.gif
^^^ buh

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 11 April 2007 19:41 (seventeen years ago) link

http://images.wikia.com/muppet/images/4/46/Electricmayhemposter.jpg

― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 19:41 (seventeen years ago) link

why is george just like not doing anything?

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 11 April 2007 19:41 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.columbia.edu/cu/thefed/v3/volume21/7/images/bredin_gonzo.gif

― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 19:42 (seventeen years ago) link

HELP

― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 19:42 (seventeen years ago) link

OH MAN MY PICTURE DIDN'T WORK ;_;
i'll give you all this one instead
http://www.dvdinmypants.com/reviews/A-G/images/emmet1.jpg

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 11 April 2007 19:42 (seventeen years ago) link

the hell, two-headed Elmo?

― horseshoe, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 19:43 (seventeen years ago) link

we can't stop here, this is elmo country

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 11 April 2007 19:43 (seventeen years ago) link

otters rock, OTM. that song they sing is awesome!

― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 19:43 (seventeen years ago) link

were the sugar bears selling sugar smacks cereal? is that why the rhythm section looks like it's on heroin?

― chicago kevin, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 19:43 (seventeen years ago) link

DID YOU SEE WHAT OSCAR JUST DID TO US, MAN

― ghost rider, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 19:44 (seventeen years ago) link

http://static.flickr.com/18/71144509_82ab9cc605_o.jpg

― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 19:45 (seventeen years ago) link

http://atworkandbored.com/jokes-inc/fun-pics/musical-cat-3573.jpeg

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 11 April 2007 19:45 (seventeen years ago) link

FLASHBACK HOLY SHIT

http://static.flickr.com/38/78114804_1b03c8f66b.jpg

― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 19:46 (seventeen years ago) link

those are just tic-tacs in another, filthy container

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 11 April 2007 19:46 (seventeen years ago) link

tony casts cornfrost
382 damage!

musical cat plays bass
tony is killed! indie queers were right!

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 19:46 (seventeen years ago) link

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/f/f8/Nowhere_Man.PNG/150px-Nowhere_Man.PNG

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 11 April 2007 19:48 (seventeen years ago) link

The Beatles, on their way to save Pepperland from the Blue Meanies, encounter Jeremy Hillary Boob, Ph.D., a strange, monkey-like little brown-furred man with a blue face, pink ears and a fluffy, rabbit-like tail. Jeremy lives in the sea of nothing (a.k.a. Nowhere), speaks in rhyme and describes himself as an "eminent physicist, polyglot classicist, prize-winning botanist, hard-biting satirist, talented pianist, good dentist too". He also owns a mysterious purple and green object that can turn from a typewriter to a tree, to an easel, a piano, and numerous other things. He thinks he can speak English, but isn't sure.

The band realizes one of their songs sums Jeremy up well and they sing "Nowhere Man" about him as they cavort with his magic in his nowhere land. However as they prepare to leave, Jeremy realizes how literally empty and lonely his life is and becomes inconsolable. Concerned at seeing the friendly person so upset, the compassionate Ringo offers to take him Somewhere and he gratefully accepts.

Later, the Submarine breaks down, and Jeremy helps to fix one of the propellers. This in fact makes the Submarine almost too efficient, and it speeds off without them. Jeremy is later kidnapped by the Blue Meanies in the Sea of Holes, and is eventually found in Pepperland, hanging by the leg to the branch of a tree. When Ringo cuts him down, he then helps The Beatles to defeat the Meanies by covering the Blue Meanies Chief with flowers, thereby proving that a Nobody can in fact be Somebody.

i can't believe i've actually watched this movie

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 11 April 2007 19:49 (seventeen years ago) link

i watched that movie many, many times when i was a kid

― ghost rider, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 19:50 (seventeen years ago) link

yeah, me too! the part where they sing when i'm 64 always creeped me out.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 11 April 2007 19:51 (seventeen years ago) link

"help" is way weirder, to be fair

― ghost rider, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 19:51 (seventeen years ago) link

hmmmmmmm. yeah the whole ritual sacrifice angle in that movie seemed kind of odd for a film that was ostensibly about a pop band.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 11 April 2007 19:52 (seventeen years ago) link

this day is dragging sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo badly

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 11 April 2007 19:57 (seventeen years ago) link

srsly

― horseshoe, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 19:58 (seventeen years ago) link

I am experiencing a peep hangover.

― horseshoe, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 19:59 (seventeen years ago) link

i wish i was experiencing a peep hangover though that would probably mean i'd be sleeping within an hour.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 11 April 2007 19:59 (seventeen years ago) link

I think I will do that. you should too.

― horseshoe, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 20:01 (seventeen years ago) link

i really hated help.

hard day's night>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>help

― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 20:07 (seventeen years ago) link

controversial opinion

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 11 April 2007 20:08 (seventeen years ago) link

my favorite beatles movie is still Deliverance esp the banjo part where jon lennon loses to that retard

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 20:09 (seventeen years ago) link

you're thinking of caveman

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 11 April 2007 20:09 (seventeen years ago) link

deliverance is about paul revere and the raiders

― ghost rider, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 20:10 (seventeen years ago) link

i need some gorilla milk

― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 20:10 (seventeen years ago) link

http://static.flickr.com/28/66283027_6254eece32_o.jpg

― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 20:10 (seventeen years ago) link

ok that's disgusting

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 11 April 2007 20:11 (seventeen years ago) link

i guess it's not that controversial at all but i have this uncle who swears up and down that Help is awesome, etc.

― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 20:11 (seventeen years ago) link

well it's the better album

― ghost rider, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 20:12 (seventeen years ago) link

^^^^ this is true

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 11 April 2007 20:12 (seventeen years ago) link

oh yeah esp. You're Gonna Lose That Girl

― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 20:12 (seventeen years ago) link

Emmett Otter's Jug Band Xmas = Blood Diamonds

― dan m, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 20:13 (seventeen years ago) link

dudes i kind of love the cover of act naturally, like a LOT.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 11 April 2007 20:14 (seventeen years ago) link

john is bummed out on Help, and it's brill

― kenan, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 20:15 (seventeen years ago) link

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 11 April 2007 20:15 (seventeen years ago) link

Help sucks

― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 20:15 (seventeen years ago) link

it must be so weird to live on the west coast and have football games happen at 10 in the morning.

― horseshoe, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 20:15 (seventeen years ago) link

yeah when i lived in az the games were at like 10am, i mean it's like wtf can we justify drinking y/n

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 11 April 2007 20:16 (seventeen years ago) link

can we justify waking up actually y/n

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 11 April 2007 20:16 (seventeen years ago) link

Ticket To Ride on the other hand. . .

― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 20:16 (seventeen years ago) link

well, the game is the justification for drinking so y

― horseshoe, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 20:17 (seventeen years ago) link

honestly my dad would regularly unjustify my drinking for me ;_;

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 11 April 2007 20:17 (seventeen years ago) link

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/5/10579078_83d5e20a4f.jpg

― river wolf, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 20:18 (seventeen years ago) link

river wolf, I am just going to pretend that's the hallucinatory product of my peep hangover

― horseshoe, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 20:18 (seventeen years ago) link

i'm gonna pretend that's ppl i know

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 11 April 2007 20:19 (seventeen years ago) link

those are ppl i know!

― river wolf, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 20:20 (seventeen years ago) link

css

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 11 April 2007 20:20 (seventeen years ago) link

― river wolf, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 20:21 (seventeen years ago) link

are they rabbits or like bears?

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 11 April 2007 20:21 (seventeen years ago) link

i guess rabbits but their ears are flopping back so i cannot tell. best easter bunnies ever at any rate.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 11 April 2007 20:22 (seventeen years ago) link

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/5/10579078_83d5e20a4f.jpg
"I'm going to find out, some day."

― ghost rider, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 20:23 (seventeen years ago) link

that's a record cover if a ever saw one. a 7 inch cover maybe

― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 20:23 (seventeen years ago) link

I'd like to see an all-bunny production of Who's Afraid of Virginia Wolfe.

― kenan, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 20:24 (seventeen years ago) link

slowest

― pretzel walrus, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 20:29 (seventeen years ago) link

afternoon

― pretzel walrus, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 20:29 (seventeen years ago) link

ever

― pretzel walrus, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 20:29 (seventeen years ago) link

8080 :/

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 11 April 2007 20:30 (seventeen years ago) link

this whole week has lasted approximately eleven months so far and shows no sign of letting up

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 20:30 (seventeen years ago) link

wtf google why do you hate me today i am just trying to use your search engine and your "google talk" program like i do every day.

― ghost rider, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 20:33 (seventeen years ago) link

NET NEUTRALITY

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 20:37 (seventeen years ago) link

http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2623/2592/1600/mechsmokerbot.jpg

― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 20:41 (seventeen years ago) link

cool

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 11 April 2007 20:42 (seventeen years ago) link

okay, 1525 post in two days???

― HI DERE, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 20:43 (seventeen years ago) link

we also have a lot of non DC'ers on here

― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 20:44 (seventeen years ago) link

we're totally on some yeatsy center cannot hold type shit here but wvs

― pretzel walrus, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 20:47 (seventeen years ago) link

"yeatsy"=my new favorite adjective

― horseshoe, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 20:48 (seventeen years ago) link

awesome, i was wondering if word would autocorrect to "yeasty" and it totally does

― pretzel walrus, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 20:49 (seventeen years ago) link

i really hated help.

hard day's night>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>help

-- Mr. Que, Wednesday, April 11, 2007 4:07 PM (37 minutes ago)

oh mark, this is like the most ive ever disagreed with you

― 69, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 20:49 (seventeen years ago) link

keats and yeast are on your side

― 69, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 20:49 (seventeen years ago) link

we're still buddies though that i feel

― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 20:50 (seventeen years ago) link

TURNING AND TURNIGN IN THE WIDENING GYRE

― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 20:50 (seventeen years ago) link

dudes, anticipate my next 15 minutes

Black Starliner Must Come 2:42 Culture Two Sevens Clash Reggae 100 5 3/5/2007 3:04 PM
Is This Real? 2:39 Wipers Is This Real? Alternative & Punk 100 23 3/26/2007 4:23 PM
The End Has No End 3:07 The Strokes Room On Fire Rock 80 4 4/5/2007 4:23 PM
Losing My Edge 7:53 LCD Soundsystem LCD Soundsystem (Disc 2) Electronica/Dance 100 2 3/28/2007 5:18 PM
Search & Destroy 2:18 Rocket From The Tombs The Day the Earth Met the Rocket from the Tombs Alternative & Punk

― 69, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 20:50 (seventeen years ago) link

ASRRRRRGHGSDKJFhsfKJH:FHAS; GOTTA GO TO NEW YORK AND MAKE A WEALTHY BRITISH SOCIOPATH'S GIGANTIC HEAD SEQUENTIALLY MEET PAVEMENT, BRB

― ghost rider, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 20:51 (seventeen years ago) link

it's gonna be awesome

beartrap ok have fun!

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 11 April 2007 20:51 (seventeen years ago) link

I'd like to see an all-bunny production of Who's Afraid of Virginia Wolfe.

I'm imagining the rabbits in Inland Empire.

― jaymc, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 20:51 (seventeen years ago) link

wait PS are you talking movies or records? Also, Rocket from the Tombs.

― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 20:51 (seventeen years ago) link

I'm imagining the rabbits in Inland Empire.

-- jaymc, Wednesday, April 11, 2007 4:51 PM (0 seconds ago)

that is CSS for me

― 69, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 20:52 (seventeen years ago) link

mark i mean help (movie) > hard days night (movie). help (album) is better than both, and i honestly havent ever owned HDN (album).

― 69, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 20:53 (seventeen years ago) link

;____;

― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 20:54 (seventeen years ago) link

its ok, poppet

― 69, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 20:55 (seventeen years ago) link

haha I'm just catching up on the wankets and seriously my big question is why is Young Miss Augusta 1963 pretending to be interested in the least important group of people in the entire country?

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 20:58 (seventeen years ago) link

also Mr. Blaze would you care to elaborate on what other methods you have besides gross alcoholism to stave off the madness that must come from being your age and having to write about the people who fucked you and all your peers right in the ass starting before most of you were even born

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 21:00 (seventeen years ago) link

lolcats, movies with pratfalls

― ghost rider, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 21:03 (seventeen years ago) link

but yeah it's mostly the alcohol

― ghost rider, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 21:03 (seventeen years ago) link

what a depressing turn our thread has taken now.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 11 April 2007 21:09 (seventeen years ago) link

cs fucking s

― ghost rider, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 21:10 (seventeen years ago) link

we're just sad clowns playin baseball

― pretzel walrus, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 21:12 (seventeen years ago) link

baby boomer "journalists" doing stories about "our war" or the "challenges of the next generation" is genuinely the one thing that makes me more angry than anything else, besides the existence of baby boomers themselves I guess

fucking acknowledge for once that you did everything you possibly could to kind of ruin it for your own children because it was convenient at the time and maybe just maybe I won't spit on your retired-ass old people faces when I get to the polls to deny you your fucking free drugs in 2016

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 21:13 (seventeen years ago) link

WE ARE AWESOME MOTHERFUCKERS PLAYING BLOOD DIAMONDS

― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 21:13 (seventeen years ago) link

http://img143.imageshack.us/img143/3581/emocat9ed.jpg

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 11 April 2007 21:14 (seventeen years ago) link

that is heartbreaking

― horseshoe, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 21:15 (seventeen years ago) link

well that's the opposite of what i was trying to accomplish ;_;

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 11 April 2007 21:19 (seventeen years ago) link

hahaha waht
http://static.flickr.com/134/323197997_5176664a77.jpg

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 11 April 2007 21:20 (seventeen years ago) link

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v134/tracerhand/hammertime.gif

― Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 21:21 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.identifont.com/samples/gallo/SmilingFaces.gif

― pretzel walrus, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 21:22 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.morethings.com/music/prince/prince_rogers_nelson_images/purple-rain-legos.jpg

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 21:24 (seventeen years ago) link

:D :D :D :D :D :D :D

― ghost rider, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 21:24 (seventeen years ago) link

ok that is awesome

― pretzel walrus, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 21:25 (seventeen years ago) link

OK WOW

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 11 April 2007 21:25 (seventeen years ago) link

lol that rendition of Prince would fuck Boston's shit UP.

― HI DERE, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 21:25 (seventeen years ago) link

I'm in ur object, present tense/derived nominal ur object

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 21:25 (seventeen years ago) link

lol the revolution etc

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 11 April 2007 21:26 (seventeen years ago) link

WAU

― elmo argonaut, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 21:28 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.piepalace.ca/blog/wp-content/uploads/2006/09/sw-awesome.jpg

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 11 April 2007 21:29 (seventeen years ago) link

...unless you are the creator of princeamazing.jpg

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 11 April 2007 21:29 (seventeen years ago) link

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v134/tracerhand/DonkeyKongPostit.jpg

― Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 21:33 (seventeen years ago) link

internet_jpg.jpg

― Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 21:35 (seventeen years ago) link

there is so much amazing yet perplexing shit in the world

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 11 April 2007 21:35 (seventeen years ago) link

apprently the donkey kong is made entirely with post-it notes! i can't tell what the purple rain one is made of?? it looks like the beads people used to make "friendship pins" with?

― Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 21:39 (seventeen years ago) link

but yeah i mean why question greatness. it may be better not to know.

― Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 21:39 (seventeen years ago) link

i think i'm with you on that though i'm even more amazed to know that thing is made of post it notes.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 11 April 2007 21:41 (seventeen years ago) link

prince is made of legos, according to the name of the image

― kenan, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 21:42 (seventeen years ago) link

there's no way that is true

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 11 April 2007 21:43 (seventeen years ago) link

I think the Legos tag is a misdirection, it's made of those little plastic beads that you put on a backing board and then iron together. We had those, at some point.

― Laurel, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 21:44 (seventeen years ago) link

Laurel otm

― horseshoe, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 21:45 (seventeen years ago) link

OH NOES YOU HAVE DISSECTED MY BUTTERFLY

― Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 21:46 (seventeen years ago) link

WHY DO YOU PEPLE HAVE TO OVERANALYZE EVETRYTHING TO DEATH!!! I SHOULD NJOT HAVE TO EXPLAIN "WHY" OF WHEATUS' GREATNESS

― Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 21:47 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.ritilan.com/archives/images/blogimages/hansolo1.jpg

― Brent, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 21:53 (seventeen years ago) link

(hi DC thread - I'm an occasional ilx poster/DC resident) (also, ham is way better than bacon, you are all insane)

― Brent, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 21:53 (seventeen years ago) link

BAN BRENT

― ghost rider, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 21:55 (seventeen years ago) link

jfk, jr

― ghost rider, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 21:56 (seventeen years ago) link

hi brent! you should come hang out sometime.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 11 April 2007 21:56 (seventeen years ago) link

What song do you think Vader and the Rebels are playing?

― kenan, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 22:10 (seventeen years ago) link

I'm going to guess "Nothin' But a Good Time" by Poison.

― kenan, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 22:10 (seventeen years ago) link

it is rather obviously don't stop believin' by journey, vader is just about to stomp all over that riff.

after that they segue into Drive by the Cars

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 22:30 (seventeen years ago) link

I actually have an autographed copy of the setlist somewhere

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 22:30 (seventeen years ago) link

THIS IS AIREBEAT FOR SOUNDFREAKS

― Laurel, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 22:31 (seventeen years ago) link

AUGH:LAKDSJF:LKSADJLK:JSDdsdl;skjf;lkjAUHGU:HAEDG:LKJD srsly wtf i don't understand chemistry forever

― river wolf, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 23:04 (seventeen years ago) link

Is your orgo final over yet? I'm sympathetic to not understanding chemistry. Looking forward to the end of this Physiology class myself. May 15!

― Sara R-C, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 23:14 (seventeen years ago) link

baretarp - power poppage?

― pretzel walrus, Thursday, 12 April 2007 00:31 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.thehumorarchives.com/attachment/823/cop-warning-sign.jpg

― gbx, Thursday, 12 April 2007 02:31 (seventeen years ago) link

so like for real when my wife is out of the house for an evening I forget to eat.

― TOMBOT, Thursday, 12 April 2007 03:18 (seventeen years ago) link

do you remember to drink? that's good calories, too.

― kenan, Thursday, 12 April 2007 03:19 (seventeen years ago) link

no I just sat here fussing with the N✧✧@K✧✧.E✧✧ track for five hours straight. Fuckin ADD.

― TOMBOT, Thursday, 12 April 2007 03:23 (seventeen years ago) link

Keith how is it you've been programming computers since the 80s and you live in Britain and you don't have any pop hits? I thought everybody who programmed computers in the 80s in the UK also got a synthpop band, like, they just sent oberheims and reel-to-reels to your house for free. Have you ever heard the crap on The Golden Hour Of The Future? The Human League used to SUCK

-- TOMBOT, Thursday, 1 March 2007 14:36 (1 month ago)

8080

-- am0n, Thursday, 1 March 2007 14:45 (1 month ago)

8080 is the new OTM

-- TOMBOT, Thursday, 1 March 2007 14:45 (1 month ago)

YOUR WELCOME ,BUTTHOLS

― am0n, Thursday, 12 April 2007 03:42 (seventeen years ago) link

i credited you on (i think) the thread about 8080 and blood diamonds, but i had the tom/am0n exchange there backwards

― ghost rider, Thursday, 12 April 2007 03:46 (seventeen years ago) link

wait we only started the 8080 thing in march?

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 12 April 2007 03:56 (seventeen years ago) link

slowest month ever

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 12 April 2007 03:56 (seventeen years ago) link

8080

― ghost rider, Thursday, 12 April 2007 03:57 (seventeen years ago) link

I think you guys need a project to keep you occupied, I think you should plan an elaborate heist.

― Ed, Thursday, 12 April 2007 04:00 (seventeen years ago) link

ed is completely correct.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 12 April 2007 04:01 (seventeen years ago) link

i would like to be george clooney.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 12 April 2007 04:01 (seventeen years ago) link

i would like to nominate gabbneb to be our andy garcia

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 12 April 2007 04:13 (seventeen years ago) link

i will be the acrobatic chinese dude

― mookieproof, Thursday, 12 April 2007 04:15 (seventeen years ago) link

eff you i'm a way better andy garcia

― kenan, Thursday, 12 April 2007 04:15 (seventeen years ago) link

HELLOOOO I GOT YER GIRLFRIEND

― kenan, Thursday, 12 April 2007 04:16 (seventeen years ago) link

you need to have money to be our andy garcia, and also our girlfriend is river wolf.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 12 April 2007 04:17 (seventeen years ago) link

i want to be charles grodin

― ghost rider, Thursday, 12 April 2007 04:17 (seventeen years ago) link

the 8080 muppet caper

― ghost rider, Thursday, 12 April 2007 04:18 (seventeen years ago) link

kenan can be elliott gould

― mookieproof, Thursday, 12 April 2007 04:18 (seventeen years ago) link

if we were making the muppet movie, i'd like to nominate ned raggett to play the part of orson welles.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 12 April 2007 04:19 (seventeen years ago) link

but there's no heists in there so i'm on some next level shit, really.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 12 April 2007 04:19 (seventeen years ago) link

ou need to have money to be our andy garcia

ouch. you have hit me where i live.

― kenan, Thursday, 12 April 2007 04:19 (seventeen years ago) link

NO WAY I WANT TO BE ELLIOT GOULD

― ghost rider, Thursday, 12 April 2007 04:19 (seventeen years ago) link

kenan can be elliott gould

i have to reject this on the grounds that it's just too much awesome for me. I know my limits.

― kenan, Thursday, 12 April 2007 04:20 (seventeen years ago) link

ok kenan you can be casey affleck

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 12 April 2007 04:21 (seventeen years ago) link

go right to hell

― kenan, Thursday, 12 April 2007 04:22 (seventeen years ago) link

who is brad pitt?

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 12 April 2007 04:22 (seventeen years ago) link

ok kenan you can be topher grace

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 12 April 2007 04:24 (seventeen years ago) link

oh cool! that's not bad, really. thanks, ally!

― kenan, Thursday, 12 April 2007 04:25 (seventeen years ago) link

:D
any time!

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 12 April 2007 04:26 (seventeen years ago) link

i don't think we have any brad pitts around this board, unless you massively redefine what it takes to be brad pitt

― kenan, Thursday, 12 April 2007 04:27 (seventeen years ago) link

well this definition of brad pitt is just like "dude who is constantly eating and hangs out with me, george clooney" so it's a broad definition.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 12 April 2007 04:28 (seventeen years ago) link

maybe i should redefine it to "dude who is constantly drinking" and we'd have a lot more candidates.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 12 April 2007 04:28 (seventeen years ago) link

well then you make the call

― kenan, Thursday, 12 April 2007 04:28 (seventeen years ago) link

dr. ben?

― pretzel walrus, Thursday, 12 April 2007 04:29 (seventeen years ago) link

tom = matt damon

beartrap yes i think dr. ben would make an excellent addition to our heist, he is now brad pitt

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 12 April 2007 04:29 (seventeen years ago) link

zr would you like to be our don cheadle?

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 12 April 2007 04:30 (seventeen years ago) link

all my life i've been waiting for someone to ask me to be their don cheadle

― pretzel walrus, Thursday, 12 April 2007 04:30 (seventeen years ago) link

mw = carl reiner
pete = bernie mac

― ghost rider, Thursday, 12 April 2007 04:33 (seventeen years ago) link

wait a damn minute -- TOPHER GRACE ISN'T EVEN IN THIS MOVIE!

― kenan, Thursday, 12 April 2007 04:34 (seventeen years ago) link

oh, i see how it is.

― kenan, Thursday, 12 April 2007 04:35 (seventeen years ago) link

yes he is dude, brad pitt teaches him how to play poker

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 12 April 2007 04:35 (seventeen years ago) link

i've watched this movie 73,000 times, trust me on this.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 12 April 2007 04:36 (seventeen years ago) link

oh yeah. I forgot myself.

― kenan, Thursday, 12 April 2007 04:37 (seventeen years ago) link

cats teaching poker

― ghost rider, Thursday, 12 April 2007 04:37 (seventeen years ago) link

i'm less flattered, anyway. because you know, topher grace is pretty funny sometimes.

― kenan, Thursday, 12 April 2007 04:38 (seventeen years ago) link

wait, i wanna be the guy that pretends to beat clooney up

― mookieproof, Thursday, 12 April 2007 04:42 (seventeen years ago) link

Elliot Gould is the greatest in that movie.

― horseshoe, Thursday, 12 April 2007 05:23 (seventeen years ago) link

and also every movie, because he is adorable.

― horseshoe, Thursday, 12 April 2007 05:24 (seventeen years ago) link

i want to go back to bed

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 12 April 2007 13:39 (seventeen years ago) link

i want to go back to bed

i didn't want to get up. after staying in bed too long i did this thing today where i threw my legs out of bed but kept my shoulder still on the mattress and my head still on the pillow then kind of walked around the corner of my bed to my bedroom door while dragging my upper torso along my mattress. i was trying to put off actually getting up for as long as possible.

― chicago kevin, Thursday, 12 April 2007 13:46 (seventeen years ago) link

welcome to another awesome day

― Tracer Hand, Thursday, 12 April 2007 13:49 (seventeen years ago) link

at least it's thursday, one more day til the weekend, guys, amirite

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 12 April 2007 13:51 (seventeen years ago) link

today i went down to the mailroom and collected a package containing 10 baseball gloves, a full set of bases and two bats. so happy!!!!! :) :)

― Tracer Hand, Thursday, 12 April 2007 13:53 (seventeen years ago) link

going to nyc this weekend :D

fuckin produce safety meeting tomorrow means i don't get to leave for nyc until rush hour :/

― pretzel walrus, Thursday, 12 April 2007 13:53 (seventeen years ago) link

Oh ZR! Crap. I'm retardedly busy and also completely broke. Maybe we can just hang at Carly's and I can cook something. WAIT I FORGOT SHE DOESN'T HAVE ANY POTS OR DISHES. OR FOOD.

― Laurel, Thursday, 12 April 2007 13:54 (seventeen years ago) link

going to pittsburgh this weekend :/

― mookieproof, Thursday, 12 April 2007 13:55 (seventeen years ago) link

get you a moose or somethin'?

― Mr. Que, Thursday, 12 April 2007 13:55 (seventeen years ago) link

yeah laurel it's cool! whatever is fine with me, there are around six million people i'm "supposed" to see up there but i just wanna relax and bum around for the most part.

― pretzel walrus, Thursday, 12 April 2007 13:58 (seventeen years ago) link

i'm going to maybe go down to NC next weekend now too? but i don't wanna miss bros' record release show in bmore next weekend, so what to do what to do.

― pretzel walrus, Thursday, 12 April 2007 14:01 (seventeen years ago) link

Tracer I am so psyched about saturday. Shall I pack a cooler of essentials (vodka, gin celery salt, tabsaco, worcestershire, homebrew ersatz worcestershire, limes, etc)?

Are you coming friday?

Sunny and lovely here in finland. Outside, finished work and drinkin' a beer. A saku porter which is pretty blood diamonds, I want some more kukko pils as well.

― Ed, Thursday, 12 April 2007 14:07 (seventeen years ago) link

i want some more cuckoo pills.

― chicago kevin, Thursday, 12 April 2007 14:09 (seventeen years ago) link

Ed that sounds perfect!! i already have celery salt, tabasco and worcestershire (of course) so no need to bring those; i can also pick up some tom juice on the day so you don't have to lug it all the way up but what you can bring, since i can't seem to find any around my way that i like, is horseradish, the bouze, and whatever weirdo worcestershire you've been steeping in old socks and olives for the past year.

― Tracer Hand, Thursday, 12 April 2007 14:12 (seventeen years ago) link

we had a bomb threat

― TOMBOT, Thursday, 12 April 2007 14:22 (seventeen years ago) link

this shit never happened at my last two jobs

― TOMBOT, Thursday, 12 April 2007 14:22 (seventeen years ago) link

wait i'm julia roberts?

― river wolf, Thursday, 12 April 2007 14:28 (seventeen years ago) link

i just got a call about a site test i'm supposed to do - she wheedles: "my understanding was that it would be done over this past bank holiday weekend??" YES but your request says you want it to be started no earlier than APRIL 12 AT 6PM to which she responds "oh well you see it's an iterative process" and honestly just rambles for about two minutes, using words i've barely even heard of AAAAAGH! i feel like i'm taking kukko pils!!

― Tracer Hand, Thursday, 12 April 2007 14:29 (seventeen years ago) link

Kukko Pils -- A refreshing break from reality!

― river wolf, Thursday, 12 April 2007 14:30 (seventeen years ago) link

ha ha river wolf runs an art gallery for a casino

― TOMBOT, Thursday, 12 April 2007 14:30 (seventeen years ago) link

jesus

― river wolf, Thursday, 12 April 2007 14:30 (seventeen years ago) link

beartrap to myself for bad jokes.

― river wolf, Thursday, 12 April 2007 14:30 (seventeen years ago) link

and yeah, what of it? i make hell of cash money doing that, dude, AND I'm pretty

― river wolf, Thursday, 12 April 2007 14:31 (seventeen years ago) link

I think this puts Ed in the position of being Eddie Jemison? The hacker?

― TOMBOT, Thursday, 12 April 2007 14:32 (seventeen years ago) link

no wait clearly that is Tracer Hand. Ed, you get to be both of the Mormon twins.

― TOMBOT, Thursday, 12 April 2007 14:34 (seventeen years ago) link

Like those dudes in the 2nd Matrix Movie except with cooler glasses

― TOMBOT, Thursday, 12 April 2007 14:34 (seventeen years ago) link

This is all a plot to turn me into Bernie Mac, isn't it?

― HI DERE, Thursday, 12 April 2007 14:43 (seventeen years ago) link

dude, 69 is bernie mac

― Mr. Que, Thursday, 12 April 2007 14:45 (seventeen years ago) link

who else is in that movie? that fratty looking son of James Caan, I guess.

― horseshoe, Thursday, 12 April 2007 14:45 (seventeen years ago) link

CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!

― pretzel walrus, Thursday, 12 April 2007 14:46 (seventeen years ago) link

(sorry)

― pretzel walrus, Thursday, 12 April 2007 14:46 (seventeen years ago) link

hahahaha don't apologize

― horseshoe, Thursday, 12 April 2007 14:46 (seventeen years ago) link

Hahaha wait, so basically the black guy on the DC thread can't be either of the black guys?

That's kind of awesome.

― HI DERE, Thursday, 12 April 2007 14:47 (seventeen years ago) link

well apparently i'm carl reiner and old jewish guy, and i am neither old nor jewish, so. . .

― Mr. Que, Thursday, 12 April 2007 14:48 (seventeen years ago) link

(CAVEAT: It is awesome as long as this doesn't mean I'm Catherine Zeta-Jones or some bullshit like that.)

― HI DERE, Thursday, 12 April 2007 14:48 (seventeen years ago) link

yeah Ed is him and casey affleck. they drive the cars. and the remote control cars.

I like how pete and zack have become our "black friends" in this casting call

Dan you get to be the greaseman.

― TOMBOT, Thursday, 12 April 2007 14:48 (seventeen years ago) link

an old jewish guy, sorry

― Mr. Que, Thursday, 12 April 2007 14:48 (seventeen years ago) link

who gets to be Elliot Gould, again?

― horseshoe, Thursday, 12 April 2007 14:48 (seventeen years ago) link

mr que you are both old and jewish, it is clear from the way you say "tuchus" constantly

― TOMBOT, Thursday, 12 April 2007 14:49 (seventeen years ago) link

tv's the wankette is clearly elliott gould

― TOMBOT, Thursday, 12 April 2007 14:49 (seventeen years ago) link

hahahaha i actually used that word yesterday with someone

― Mr. Que, Thursday, 12 April 2007 14:49 (seventeen years ago) link

GUYS I AM A LADY

― river wolf, Thursday, 12 April 2007 14:49 (seventeen years ago) link

who wants to play shuffleboard with me?

http://www.tradgames.org.uk/images/gilbert1.jpg

― Mr. Que, Thursday, 12 April 2007 14:50 (seventeen years ago) link

GUYS I AM A LADY

CONGRATS ON YR SURGERY

― HI DERE, Thursday, 12 April 2007 14:50 (seventeen years ago) link

sorry dude don cheadle doesn't mess around with shuffleboard

― pretzel walrus, Thursday, 12 April 2007 14:51 (seventeen years ago) link

http://user.pa.net/~joelong/images/dw19.jpg

"I scored a 10, bitch!"

― HI DERE, Thursday, 12 April 2007 14:52 (seventeen years ago) link

that looks like a very tender moment, between those two

― pretzel walrus, Thursday, 12 April 2007 14:56 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.dancetrance.com/pix/elliott_gould.gif

― ghost rider, Thursday, 12 April 2007 14:56 (seventeen years ago) link

whoa. still, even when hes standing next to scary yellow hair woman, Elliot Gould emanates adorableness.

― horseshoe, Thursday, 12 April 2007 14:57 (seventeen years ago) link

http://images.wikia.com/muppet/images/thumb/9/91/Lunch4.jpg/300px-Lunch4.jpg

― ghost rider, Thursday, 12 April 2007 14:58 (seventeen years ago) link

that's the best picture of anyone ever.

― chicago kevin, Thursday, 12 April 2007 14:59 (seventeen years ago) link

I've decided it is not fair that ZR gets to set off the pinch and all I do is get yelled at by Pete

― TOMBOT, Thursday, 12 April 2007 15:00 (seventeen years ago) link

okay, I actually can't handle how he was legitimately hot when he was young. that is not the Elliot Gould of my heart.

― horseshoe, Thursday, 12 April 2007 15:00 (seventeen years ago) link

http://cscompanion.tripod.com/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/audio_agencyphoto.jpg

― Tracer Hand, Thursday, 12 April 2007 15:02 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.jewishjournal.com/old/korehlagould.jpg

― ghost rider, Thursday, 12 April 2007 15:05 (seventeen years ago) link

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translation, google is saying "eat me".

― chicago kevin, Thursday, 12 April 2007 15:07 (seventeen years ago) link

awesome did you guys know that in addition to my clutch role in this film i also played a character named "ice tray" on a 1990 episode of the fresh prince of bel-air entitled "homeboy, sweet homeboy"?

― pretzel walrus, Thursday, 12 April 2007 15:11 (seventeen years ago) link

Ice-Tray (Don Cheadle)
Ice-Tray is Will's best friend from Philadelphia. He visits Will one time and, as soon as he and Hilary see each other, they say "Hi" and immediately start making out. They trick Hilary's parents into thinking they are going to get married, but end up breaking up because Ice-Tray wants to exchange his 1st class airplane ticket for 2 coach tickets in order for him and Hilary to go live in Philadelphia.

― Mr. Que, Thursday, 12 April 2007 15:13 (seventeen years ago) link

damn it i am so much awesomer as don cheadle than i am as not-don-cheadle

― pretzel walrus, Thursday, 12 April 2007 15:14 (seventeen years ago) link

i gotta say, zr, i ain't exactly living up to elliot gould over here either.

― ghost rider, Thursday, 12 April 2007 15:15 (seventeen years ago) link

it's ok with me...

― ghost rider, Thursday, 12 April 2007 15:16 (seventeen years ago) link

I'm Catherine Zeta-Jones and I'm gonna feel my boobies.

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Thursday, 12 April 2007 15:18 (seventeen years ago) link

You would.

― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 12 April 2007 15:19 (seventeen years ago) link

feel those boobies zeta jones, feel those boobies all over.

― TOMBOT, Thursday, 12 April 2007 15:20 (seventeen years ago) link

http://artfiles.art.com/images/-/George-Clooney-And-Brad-Pitt-Photograph-C11796263.jpeg
here is a picture i just took of me and dr. ben, dudes.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 12 April 2007 15:21 (seventeen years ago) link

wait i mean i took that last night since just now i was in an interminable meeting from hell

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 12 April 2007 15:22 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.ohword.com/images/646.jpg

― TOMBOT, Thursday, 12 April 2007 15:25 (seventeen years ago) link

yes buy me it

― pretzel walrus, Thursday, 12 April 2007 15:27 (seventeen years ago) link

THIS IS A VEHICLE WORTHY OF DON CHEADLE

― pretzel walrus, Thursday, 12 April 2007 15:27 (seventeen years ago) link

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/45/164615403_5d39313be1_m.jpg

― Mr. Que, Thursday, 12 April 2007 15:28 (seventeen years ago) link

oh, doncheadlepaws

― mookieproof, Thursday, 12 April 2007 15:30 (seventeen years ago) link

i am the laser that hovers above catherine zeta-jones' ass

― Tracer Hand, Thursday, 12 April 2007 15:35 (seventeen years ago) link

I don't appear to be in this movie at all, but that's okay since I don't know what movie we're talking about in the first place.

― Laurel, Thursday, 12 April 2007 15:35 (seventeen years ago) link

can I just have all of Catherine Zeta Jones's clothes from that movie?

― horseshoe, Thursday, 12 April 2007 15:35 (seventeen years ago) link

Oceans 24

― Mr. Que, Thursday, 12 April 2007 15:37 (seventeen years ago) link

guys some perfectly respectable looking, suit-wearing and ipod-having young man just grabbed my arm and said unrepeatably filthy things to me! washington dc, you get a gold star today.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 12 April 2007 15:44 (seventeen years ago) link

holy shit, that was you? GOOD TO MEET YOU ALLY!

― chicago kevin, Thursday, 12 April 2007 15:48 (seventeen years ago) link

i thought you looked familiar! what song was playin on yr ipod?

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 12 April 2007 15:48 (seventeen years ago) link

kevin how's your ear?

― TOMBOT, Thursday, 12 April 2007 15:53 (seventeen years ago) link

that wasn't an ipod i put chewing gum in my ears to keep the government from reading my mind. but they have sophisticated machines to get past the gum but i can jam their frequencies by electrifying the gum. what you saw were the wires attached to a 12V battery.

― chicago kevin, Thursday, 12 April 2007 15:55 (seventeen years ago) link

my ear is fine why? WHAT HAVE YOU HEARD????

― chicago kevin, Thursday, 12 April 2007 15:55 (seventeen years ago) link

just an assumption based on historical data, about dudes who mess with my wife.
I should try the electric bubble yum thing, that sounds like it could solve a lot of my problems

― TOMBOT, Thursday, 12 April 2007 15:57 (seventeen years ago) link

speaking of the government, senator durbin, why is your office so douche-facey? i mean, no one else is as much of a prick, what gives? senator obama's office isn't like this (though, i guess they may have other things on their mind) nor is cong. manzullo's office. why you gotta make my life so hard?

― chicago kevin, Thursday, 12 April 2007 16:01 (seventeen years ago) link

he knows about the gum in yr ear

― Mr. Que, Thursday, 12 April 2007 16:01 (seventeen years ago) link

oh my god aaaaaaaaagh hot overload on the naan and beyond what was i thinking i thought i knew capsacin what did i know

― pretzel walrus, Thursday, 12 April 2007 16:03 (seventeen years ago) link

i'm covering for the person one rung up on the ladder this week and so far we've had 4 congressional inquiries this week when we usually only get one every 4-6 weeks (if that often). 3 of them are from durbin's office. QUIT FUCKING AROUND AND LET ME GET SOME WORK DONE SO I CAN GET A NEW POSITION.

― chicago kevin, Thursday, 12 April 2007 16:04 (seventeen years ago) link

haha send them over to opencrs.net

― TOMBOT, Thursday, 12 April 2007 16:07 (seventeen years ago) link

why would you do a thing like that to josh

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 12 April 2007 16:11 (seventeen years ago) link

josh is not the computers

― TOMBOT, Thursday, 12 April 2007 16:12 (seventeen years ago) link

oh i see, that is my mistake

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 12 April 2007 16:22 (seventeen years ago) link

guys i just made DEET

― river wolf, Thursday, 12 April 2007 16:38 (seventeen years ago) link

How can people not love chemistry lab?

― Sara R-C, Thursday, 12 April 2007 16:40 (seventeen years ago) link

and in class we learned how to synthesize mescaline

― river wolf, Thursday, 12 April 2007 16:43 (seventeen years ago) link

some people aren't good at science

― Mr. Que, Thursday, 12 April 2007 16:43 (seventeen years ago) link

stupid people

― river wolf, Thursday, 12 April 2007 16:45 (seventeen years ago) link

START WITH 3,4,5 TRIMETHOXY BENZALDEHYDE

― pretzel walrus, Thursday, 12 April 2007 16:45 (seventeen years ago) link

right?

― pretzel walrus, Thursday, 12 April 2007 16:46 (seventeen years ago) link

not that i'd have a fucking clue what to do with it

― pretzel walrus, Thursday, 12 April 2007 16:46 (seventeen years ago) link

i usually just cut and paste from the cactus

― river wolf, Thursday, 12 April 2007 16:46 (seventeen years ago) link

Spell Check. Even little 8-year-old Susie Flynn can spell “president,” something that the architects of Rep. Duncan Hunter’s (R-Calif.) run for the title of commander in chief apparently can’t manage.

In the California Republican’s formal Federal Election Commission filing making his bid official, Hunter misspelled “president,” mangling the name of his committee as “Hunter for Prseident Inc.”

― ghost rider, Thursday, 12 April 2007 16:47 (seventeen years ago) link

ornaldo for vp

― river wolf, Thursday, 12 April 2007 16:48 (seventeen years ago) link

one of my classmates two weeks ago turned in a paper that was otherwise pretty good, but it had a huge ghastly misspelling in it. i don't understand what is so hard about spell check

― Mr. Que, Thursday, 12 April 2007 16:50 (seventeen years ago) link

TBH spelling correctly is really something I could care less about re: presidential qualifications, I mean I'd vote for Ed a long time before I vote for any republican even if he was a certified scrabble champion for all time

― TOMBOT, Thursday, 12 April 2007 16:51 (seventeen years ago) link

“Hunter for Prseident Inc.”
“Hunter for Prseident Inc.”
“Hunter for Prseident Inc.”
“Hunter for Prseident Inc.”
“Hunter for Prseident Inc.”
“Hunter for Prseident Inc.”
“Hunter for Prseident Inc.”
“Hunter for Prseident Inc.”
“Hunter for Prseident Inc.”
“Hunter for Prseident Inc.”

how did they find out about our plan ;_;

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 12 April 2007 16:52 (seventeen years ago) link

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v134/tracerhand/roflcopter.gif

― Tracer Hand, Thursday, 12 April 2007 16:53 (seventeen years ago) link

if a president (or vice president) couldn't spell, no big deal but i think you should at least spell check yr FEC docs

― Mr. Que, Thursday, 12 April 2007 16:53 (seventeen years ago) link

eli for prseident

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 12 April 2007 16:54 (seventeen years ago) link

thanks for slowing everything down TRACER

― river wolf, Thursday, 12 April 2007 16:55 (seventeen years ago) link

i thought you were good at science!

― Tracer Hand, Thursday, 12 April 2007 16:56 (seventeen years ago) link

see that's why spell check can't be done. it takes too long, with all the animated gifs on the web and the embedded videos and shit, the computer can't finish before deadline.

― TOMBOT, Thursday, 12 April 2007 16:58 (seventeen years ago) link

ROFLCOPTERS fuckin shit up

― Mr. Que, Thursday, 12 April 2007 16:59 (seventeen years ago) link

dude just keep posting, eventually it will get sucked into the red hole in the middle of the page

― Tracer Hand, Thursday, 12 April 2007 17:01 (seventeen years ago) link

so like

― Tracer Hand, Thursday, 12 April 2007 17:01 (seventeen years ago) link

rofflecopter! yay

i am listening to 'stop breathin' right now

― daria-g, Thursday, 12 April 2007 17:02 (seventeen years ago) link

woah there's a roflcopter game

― Mr. Que, Thursday, 12 April 2007 17:04 (seventeen years ago) link

and it's the nerdiest thing ever

― kenan, Thursday, 12 April 2007 17:08 (seventeen years ago) link

today is lame, time for a coke and a smoke

kind of disappointed no actual explosives were in the building you know?

― TOMBOT, Thursday, 12 April 2007 17:08 (seventeen years ago) link

ugh i feel awful

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 12 April 2007 17:20 (seventeen years ago) link

the weather is getting better!!

― TOMBOT, Thursday, 12 April 2007 17:21 (seventeen years ago) link

i wanna cheeseburger

― river wolf, Thursday, 12 April 2007 17:24 (seventeen years ago) link

'hit the plane down' is my least favorite song!

― daria-g, Thursday, 12 April 2007 17:27 (seventeen years ago) link

oh man cheeseburgers are fucking beyond awesome. i had a couple last week that were so good i txt-bombed my entire address book just to let everyone know.

― chicago kevin, Thursday, 12 April 2007 17:28 (seventeen years ago) link

but then again i was kinda lit up when i had them.

― chicago kevin, Thursday, 12 April 2007 17:28 (seventeen years ago) link

yeah i keep thinking i wanna like "hit the plane down" cuz i'm kind of a spiral defender but uh it's not very good at all

― pretzel walrus, Thursday, 12 April 2007 17:34 (seventeen years ago) link

Bored. Sleepy Thursday. Too long to go still.

― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 12 April 2007 17:34 (seventeen years ago) link

it somehow makes the rest of the album better though with it's badness and i like the falsetto at the end but yeah jeez

― Mr. Que, Thursday, 12 April 2007 17:36 (seventeen years ago) link

what are you people talking about. At least tell me Ned didn't just post three song titles or something.

― TOMBOT, Thursday, 12 April 2007 17:38 (seventeen years ago) link

hit the plane is like that one or two track on every fall album where you're like yeah, ok, this is getting annoying.. just get on with it!!

― daria-g, Thursday, 12 April 2007 17:38 (seventeen years ago) link

hahaha yes daria

― Mr. Que, Thursday, 12 April 2007 17:39 (seventeen years ago) link

Ned's post=3 unreleased Bunnygrunt B Sides

― Mr. Que, Thursday, 12 April 2007 17:39 (seventeen years ago) link

I always think hit the plane down is the one that starts, "heaven is a truck" and I get really impressed with Spiral and then I realize no, it's a different song. a song that sucks.

― horseshoe, Thursday, 12 April 2007 17:39 (seventeen years ago) link

spiral hit his acme with kennel d.

whale bones from psoi was real good too.

― chicago kevin, Thursday, 12 April 2007 17:41 (seventeen years ago) link

I mean, hit the plane down is a song that sucks. I like heaven is a truck.

― horseshoe, Thursday, 12 April 2007 17:41 (seventeen years ago) link

http://ilx.wh3rd.net/ILX/ThreadSelectedControllerServlet?boardid=41&threadid=57144#unread

― Mr. Que, Thursday, 12 April 2007 17:46 (seventeen years ago) link

i gotta stop reading lns

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 12 April 2007 17:46 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=he+wants+two+states&btnG=Search

― daria-g, Thursday, 12 April 2007 17:53 (seventeen years ago) link

it's our presidential campaign theme song! it applies to everything really
WE WANT TWO STATES

― daria-g, Thursday, 12 April 2007 17:55 (seventeen years ago) link

At least tell me Ned didn't just post three song titles or something.

I'm not that crazy. Yet.

― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 12 April 2007 17:56 (seventeen years ago) link

it makes fillmore jive that much better

― mookieproof, Thursday, 12 April 2007 17:56 (seventeen years ago) link

If "Hit The Plane Down" was 30 seconds long and only had the "YOU'RE TWISTIN' MY MELON, MAN" vocal part, it would rule.

― Brent, Thursday, 12 April 2007 18:01 (seventeen years ago) link

i'd like to invite you to a taste of my chalice

― mookieproof, Thursday, 12 April 2007 18:04 (seventeen years ago) link

it's a special one

― Mr. Que, Thursday, 12 April 2007 18:05 (seventeen years ago) link

it's made of gold

― ghost rider, Thursday, 12 April 2007 18:05 (seventeen years ago) link

passed out on your couch

― Mr. Que, Thursday, 12 April 2007 18:06 (seventeen years ago) link

People have got me down today, dudes. I'm glad the DC threadz is always here for ridiculousness and otters.

― Laurel, Thursday, 12 April 2007 18:09 (seventeen years ago) link

awwwww bummer dude let's jam the afternoon away

― Mr. Que, Thursday, 12 April 2007 18:10 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.seaworld.com/seaworld/ca/_downloads/otter-1024.jpg

― kenan, Thursday, 12 April 2007 18:12 (seventeen years ago) link

I like "Hit the Plane Down." ;_;

― n/a, Thursday, 12 April 2007 18:13 (seventeen years ago) link

NO SURVIVORS

― kenan, Thursday, 12 April 2007 18:13 (seventeen years ago) link

those otters formed a band

― Mr. Que, Thursday, 12 April 2007 18:13 (seventeen years ago) link

those are the cutest fucking things in the world

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 12 April 2007 18:14 (seventeen years ago) link

that band was called the shotters

― TOMBOT, Thursday, 12 April 2007 18:14 (seventeen years ago) link

and they were a black sabbath cover band

― Mr. Que, Thursday, 12 April 2007 18:14 (seventeen years ago) link

or shonen knife

― Mr. Que, Thursday, 12 April 2007 18:15 (seventeen years ago) link

I drink tomato juice every night
Why don't you get out of my sight
Before I go to sleep in bed
I only wanna be like tomato head

― kenan, Thursday, 12 April 2007 18:16 (seventeen years ago) link

that song is 8080, incidentally

― kenan, Thursday, 12 April 2007 18:16 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.seaworld.com/seaworld/ca/_downloads/otter-1024.jpg
i'm just going to only post this

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 12 April 2007 18:18 (seventeen years ago) link

i just want to pick them up and hug them, look at their little faces.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 12 April 2007 18:20 (seventeen years ago) link

they have little attitude problems, they are v sassy

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 12 April 2007 18:20 (seventeen years ago) link

Q what are their names

― Mr. Que, Thursday, 12 April 2007 18:22 (seventeen years ago) link

winkin blinkin and nod

― kenan, Thursday, 12 April 2007 18:22 (seventeen years ago) link

no no that's all wrong

― kenan, Thursday, 12 April 2007 18:22 (seventeen years ago) link

huey dewey and louie?

― kenan, Thursday, 12 April 2007 18:23 (seventeen years ago) link

THEY'RE MY OTTERS, I CLAIM THEM, I GET TO NAME THEM

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 12 April 2007 18:23 (seventeen years ago) link

yeah kenan really!

― Mr. Que, Thursday, 12 April 2007 18:23 (seventeen years ago) link

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/145/367369901_002f52be44_o.png

― TOMBOT, Thursday, 12 April 2007 18:23 (seventeen years ago) link

winkin blinkin and nod! who are you, lou reed?

― Mr. Que, Thursday, 12 April 2007 18:24 (seventeen years ago) link

and their names are donald duck, jose carioca, and panchito pistoles.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 12 April 2007 18:24 (seventeen years ago) link

who are you, lou reed?

dude, i wish.

― kenan, Thursday, 12 April 2007 18:25 (seventeen years ago) link

mr. fuzzy mcjinglestwin, susan captain-of-industry, and charlemagne vos savant

― n/a, Thursday, 12 April 2007 18:26 (seventeen years ago) link

there is only one otter mommy on this thread and she's already named her sons.

― Mr. Que, Thursday, 12 April 2007 18:27 (seventeen years ago) link

panchito pistoles!!

― TOMBOT, Thursday, 12 April 2007 18:33 (seventeen years ago) link

no shit. the three caballeros, cha cha cha

― Mr. Que, Thursday, 12 April 2007 18:33 (seventeen years ago) link

i was asked to visit san diego for july 3-8 and i wasn't going to go but after seeing those otters maybe i will. no matter the self-inflicted wounds it will cause those otters might make up for it.

― chicago kevin, Thursday, 12 April 2007 18:35 (seventeen years ago) link

have you guys ever been to BAIA?

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 12 April 2007 18:35 (seventeen years ago) link

guys i'm just gonna watch this movie on youtube the rest of the day

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 12 April 2007 18:37 (seventeen years ago) link

this one

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3SZ5IheC-uI

― Mr. Que, Thursday, 12 April 2007 18:38 (seventeen years ago) link

that one is sooooooooooooo fucked up. the entire movie is just donald being insanely horny while a suave cigar-smoking parrot and a gunslinging racial stereotype make fun of him. so of course i've seen it like a trillion times. it was one of my grandfather's favorite movies!

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 12 April 2007 18:40 (seventeen years ago) link

I LOVED THREE CABALLEROS SO MUCH AS A KID

PANCHITO PISTOLES YES

― ghost rider, Thursday, 12 April 2007 18:43 (seventeen years ago) link

jose carioca tattoo: not as good an idea as it first seemed three seconds ago

― TOMBOT, Thursday, 12 April 2007 18:45 (seventeen years ago) link

though I bet it would get me hell of laid by every single person in brazil, given the proper airfare and marital status

― TOMBOT, Thursday, 12 April 2007 18:45 (seventeen years ago) link

― ghost rider, Thursday, 12 April 2007 18:45 (seventeen years ago) link

no no tom jose carioca tattoo STILL A FUCKING GREAT IDEA

― ghost rider, Thursday, 12 April 2007 18:46 (seventeen years ago) link

http://scoop.diamondgalleries.com/news_images/12568_36629_5.jpg
^^^^ so 8080

beartrap yeah wait, that's a terrific idea??

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 12 April 2007 18:47 (seventeen years ago) link

"oooh Tombot, I love the music you are making with your computer, but I am sorry I can only make the cha cha cha with someone who has a--how you say?--tattoo of a crazy bird on their person."

http://image.guardian.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/gallery/2002/01/31/gisele_.jpg

― Mr. Que, Thursday, 12 April 2007 18:48 (seventeen years ago) link

well now i know way too much about tom brady and his tattoos, thx

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 12 April 2007 18:48 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.2night.it/album/redattori/valentina_furri/jose_carioca_2903_d.jpg

so damn suave

― kenan, Thursday, 12 April 2007 18:49 (seventeen years ago) link

lol
http://www.don-mcduck.de/bilder/charaktere/carioca02.jpg
boysfrombrazil.jpg

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 12 April 2007 18:50 (seventeen years ago) link

no no no boxcar I cannot have a brazilian tropical cartoon bird hanging around on the parts of my body that are left for tattoos

― TOMBOT, Thursday, 12 April 2007 18:50 (seventeen years ago) link

why not?

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 12 April 2007 18:50 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.don-mcduck.de/bilder/charaktere/panchito02.jpg
awesome

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 12 April 2007 18:51 (seventeen years ago) link

I am not getting walt disney's international outreach ass antlers or a big green cockatoo on my forearm

― TOMBOT, Thursday, 12 April 2007 18:51 (seventeen years ago) link

I just don't love fun that much, ok?

― TOMBOT, Thursday, 12 April 2007 18:52 (seventeen years ago) link

you are teh funkill

― kenan, Thursday, 12 April 2007 18:52 (seventeen years ago) link

xpost HAH

― kenan, Thursday, 12 April 2007 18:52 (seventeen years ago) link

alright i guess i'll have to get it.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 12 April 2007 18:53 (seventeen years ago) link

Suomi girls, Why so hot?

Finnish men, what and why are you shouting outside my window?

People of this thread, can we agree that Sheer Heart /attack is the best Queen album?

― Ed, Thursday, 12 April 2007 18:53 (seventeen years ago) link

then i will go have sex with all of brazil

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 12 April 2007 18:54 (seventeen years ago) link

that's gonna hurt

― Mr. Que, Thursday, 12 April 2007 18:54 (seventeen years ago) link

sheer heart attack is dynamite with a lazer beam, no getting around that fact

― kenan, Thursday, 12 April 2007 18:55 (seventeen years ago) link

yeah plus i'm not really into hispanics so i gotta rethink this plan

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 12 April 2007 18:55 (seventeen years ago) link

brazilians aren't really all that hispanic, yo

http://www.dennisblackwell.com/modfab/hottestbrazilian2006.jpg

― kenan, Thursday, 12 April 2007 18:57 (seventeen years ago) link

dude why

― HI DERE, Thursday, 12 April 2007 18:58 (seventeen years ago) link

dear kenan,

thank you for making me really, really hate brazil. that is the exact opposite of any dude i would ever date or even consider having sex with, basically. all of those dudes.

sincerely yours,
ally

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 12 April 2007 18:59 (seventeen years ago) link

clearly ally is not a gay man

― kenan, Thursday, 12 April 2007 18:59 (seventeen years ago) link

haha I have images turned OFF

― TOMBOT, Thursday, 12 April 2007 18:59 (seventeen years ago) link

also have you ever watched any south/central american television? everyone's "white" down there if you go by photos and filmed shit. bunch of racists. i should move to mexico city myself, i'd be a movie star in 10 seconds flat.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 12 April 2007 19:00 (seventeen years ago) link

It's OK, to have sex with those dudes you would need to grow a penis.

beartraps

― Ed, Thursday, 12 April 2007 19:00 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/04/bukakitten.jpg

― Mr. Que, Thursday, 12 April 2007 19:09 (seventeen years ago) link

oh jesus god fuck

― kenan, Thursday, 12 April 2007 19:10 (seventeen years ago) link

dude i should put that on chicago in retaliation for your little banana poster up there

― Mr. Que, Thursday, 12 April 2007 19:11 (seventeen years ago) link

oh, a cat with milk on it's face repulses you but naked hairless brazilian dudes are A-OK? when did you turn into jaymc?

― chicago kevin, Thursday, 12 April 2007 19:11 (seventeen years ago) link

ohhh that kitty is adorable

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 12 April 2007 19:12 (seventeen years ago) link

adorably covered in dog jizz

― Mr. Que, Thursday, 12 April 2007 19:13 (seventeen years ago) link

That's what the first guy said.

Beartrap

― John Justen, Thursday, 12 April 2007 19:13 (seventeen years ago) link

it's milk, you assholes. don't defile cute kitty.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 12 April 2007 19:16 (seventeen years ago) link

Kitty has been defiled enough for one day.

― John Justen, Thursday, 12 April 2007 19:17 (seventeen years ago) link

i'd say with the word "bukakitten" right on the picture, the defiling has been done for us

beartraps

― kenan, Thursday, 12 April 2007 19:17 (seventeen years ago) link

but naked hairless brazilian dudes are A-OK?

NAKED HAIRLESS BRAZILIAN DUDES ARE PEOPLE TOO WHAT IS THIS FASCIST CRAP

― kenan, Thursday, 12 April 2007 19:19 (seventeen years ago) link

redress the balance with some hott finish girls, or shall I just go down stairs and photograph the receptionists.

― Ed, Thursday, 12 April 2007 19:20 (seventeen years ago) link

ed does Finland have kittens?

― Mr. Que, Thursday, 12 April 2007 19:20 (seventeen years ago) link

See kenan, the thing is only you want to fuck them, whereas apparently everyone but you wants to fuck that sweet, sweet kitten.

― HI DERE, Thursday, 12 April 2007 19:20 (seventeen years ago) link

JESUS CHRIST

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 12 April 2007 19:21 (seventeen years ago) link

i don't want to fuck that kitten

― Mr. Que, Thursday, 12 April 2007 19:21 (seventeen years ago) link

i would like to pour it a bowl of man milk, though

― Mr. Que, Thursday, 12 April 2007 19:21 (seventeen years ago) link

I will claim the kitten, and name her "Snowball."

― kenan, Thursday, 12 April 2007 19:22 (seventeen years ago) link

well, it's been nice knowing you guys

― pretzel walrus, Thursday, 12 April 2007 19:22 (seventeen years ago) link

peace out

― pretzel walrus, Thursday, 12 April 2007 19:22 (seventeen years ago) link

Guys, I've given it some thought and I have the sneaking suspicion that we're going to hell.

― HI DERE, Thursday, 12 April 2007 19:22 (seventeen years ago) link

i never said anything about wanting to do anything to that kitten.

i just want to watch.

― chicago kevin, Thursday, 12 April 2007 19:22 (seventeen years ago) link

come back, pretzel walrus!

― Mr. Que, Thursday, 12 April 2007 19:22 (seventeen years ago) link

FUCK YOU PEOPLE.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 12 April 2007 19:23 (seventeen years ago) link

HEY I HEARD SOMETHING ABOUT A KITTEN ON THIS THREAD THAT NEEDED HELP.

― KANTLIPS, Thursday, 12 April 2007 19:25 (seventeen years ago) link

I'm sorry, I really am.

― Mr. Que, Thursday, 12 April 2007 19:25 (seventeen years ago) link

you're a big douchebag

― TOMBOT, Thursday, 12 April 2007 19:27 (seventeen years ago) link

that's uncalled for

― Mr. Que, Thursday, 12 April 2007 19:27 (seventeen years ago) link

This thread got unfriendly!

― HI DERE, Thursday, 12 April 2007 19:28 (seventeen years ago) link

Hey Tom, call Que a douchebag.

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Thursday, 12 April 2007 19:29 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.wdisneyw.co.uk/photos/111006/The-Three-Caballeros.jpg

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 12 April 2007 19:29 (seventeen years ago) link

back row, l-r:

tourist, millionaire, BIG PIMPIN'

― HI DERE, Thursday, 12 April 2007 19:30 (seventeen years ago) link

wait i'm not having sex with any kittens

― river wolf, Thursday, 12 April 2007 19:30 (seventeen years ago) link

that is basically exactly how the movie goes

― TOMBOT, Thursday, 12 April 2007 19:30 (seventeen years ago) link

no one is having sex with kittens!

― Mr. Que, Thursday, 12 April 2007 19:31 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.callipygian.com/3D/fg3.jpg

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 12 April 2007 19:31 (seventeen years ago) link

dAMN, i LEFT THE 3D GLASSES AT HOME.

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Thursday, 12 April 2007 19:31 (seventeen years ago) link

i will have sex with gisele tho

beartrap sweet god

― river wolf, Thursday, 12 April 2007 19:32 (seventeen years ago) link

i like how everyone is always like uhhhh disneyworld is soooo crap ally wtf are you on and then it's like apparently none of you considered the fact that the preceding two pictures are disneyworld. i mean c'mon.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 12 April 2007 19:32 (seventeen years ago) link

i think that being loaded at disneyworld with pals would probably be totally stupidly hilarious

― river wolf, Thursday, 12 April 2007 19:33 (seventeen years ago) link

I can't wait for the genesis of the kitten fucking accusations to vanish into the missing middle messages void, leaving only our strong statements denying our desire to throw it into a cat.

― John Justen, Thursday, 12 April 2007 19:34 (seventeen years ago) link

yes let's go, we will stay in this hotel
http://community.iexplore.com/photos/journal_photos/AllStar2(1).JPG

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 12 April 2007 19:34 (seventeen years ago) link

fuck a disney, everybody let's go to VEGAS

― kenan, Thursday, 12 April 2007 19:34 (seventeen years ago) link

hasn't chaki gotten kicked out of disneyland like eighteen times? and they never revoke his season pass. that rules.

― TOMBOT, Thursday, 12 April 2007 19:35 (seventeen years ago) link

vegas is depressing

― TOMBOT, Thursday, 12 April 2007 19:35 (seventeen years ago) link

waht is that hotel

CHAKI HAS A SEASON PASS????

― river wolf, Thursday, 12 April 2007 19:35 (seventeen years ago) link

vegas is even dumber than drinking or punching someone

― Mr. Que, Thursday, 12 April 2007 19:35 (seventeen years ago) link

If river wolf ever returns to the hinterland, I demand an episode of "River Wolf and Fluffy Bear and John Justen will drink it in the parking lot of Valleyfair."

brtrps

― John Justen, Thursday, 12 April 2007 19:35 (seventeen years ago) link

vegas is completely played out, everyone has done that

xpost that is the disneyworld "all star" hotel.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 12 April 2007 19:35 (seventeen years ago) link

vegas is depressing

also v v alarming if you are on WHACKY MUSHROOMS

brtrps omg yes

― river wolf, Thursday, 12 April 2007 19:36 (seventeen years ago) link

I DEFY YOU TO SHOW ME A POST WHERE I HAVE SAID "DISNEYWORLD IS SO CRAP, WTF" SEEING AS I WOULD GO TO ALL OF THESE GINORMOUS AMUSEMENT PARKS WITH AWESOME ROLLER COASTERS

― HI DERE, Thursday, 12 April 2007 19:36 (seventeen years ago) link

"parking lot"

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Thursday, 12 April 2007 19:36 (seventeen years ago) link

Especially with 3d glasses. Otherwise, you get a headache.

baconlips

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Thursday, 12 April 2007 19:36 (seventeen years ago) link

I have considered moving to Orlando SOLELY to be near Disney World and Universal Studios Orlando.

― HI DERE, Thursday, 12 April 2007 19:37 (seventeen years ago) link

~~Valleyfair~~ CAMP SNOOPY.

― John Justen, Thursday, 12 April 2007 19:37 (seventeen years ago) link

OKAY YES

― HI DERE, Thursday, 12 April 2007 19:37 (seventeen years ago) link

dan i knew in my heart you were actually with me on this one

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 12 April 2007 19:37 (seventeen years ago) link

what could possibly be depressing about elton john at caesar's palace?

― kenan, Thursday, 12 April 2007 19:37 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.chinadaily.com.cn/lifestyle/2006-11/30/xin_021103300946897300124.jpg

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 12 April 2007 19:37 (seventeen years ago) link

ok ok you win disneyworld does sound like more and more fun

― kenan, Thursday, 12 April 2007 19:38 (seventeen years ago) link

DUDE FUCK DRINKING IN CAMP SNOOPY UNLESS WE HAVE A SAMPLE TABLE

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Thursday, 12 April 2007 19:38 (seventeen years ago) link

Guys, Camp Snoopy is DED. Isn't it like Camp Spongebob now or something?

Dan, meet me at Rock 'N Roller Coaster in MGM studios someday; despite too much Aerosmith, it's AWESOME. (Anyone else can meet me there, too; I'm not picky about roller coaster companions.)

― Sara R-C, Thursday, 12 April 2007 19:40 (seventeen years ago) link

DUDE LETS MAKE PEACE AND GET DRUNK AT CIRCUS PIZZA AND THEN BREAK THE SKEEBALL MACHINE AGAIN.

BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRING

― John Justen, Thursday, 12 April 2007 19:41 (seventeen years ago) link

I WILL GET WASTED AT ALL THIS VALLEY FAIR

― ghost rider, Thursday, 12 April 2007 19:41 (seventeen years ago) link

ALSO NO SUCH THING AS TOO MUCH AEROSMITH ON THE ROCK N ROLLERCOASTER

― ghost rider, Thursday, 12 April 2007 19:41 (seventeen years ago) link

GUYS FIRST WE GO TO VALLEYFAIR AND THEN GO TO CIRCUS PIZZA TO CELEBRATE

― river wolf, Thursday, 12 April 2007 19:42 (seventeen years ago) link

Haha. You barely preceded my Circus Pizza suggestion. Great minds...

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Thursday, 12 April 2007 19:42 (seventeen years ago) link

SRSLY I WANT TO GO TO VALLEYFAIR SO BADLY, IT IS NOT EVEN THE LEAST BIT FUNNY UNTIL I START DRINKING

― HI DERE, Thursday, 12 April 2007 19:42 (seventeen years ago) link

ps hstngs dudes did you know sp3ncer f0xw0rth at all??

― river wolf, Thursday, 12 April 2007 19:43 (seventeen years ago) link

CAN WE GET DRUNK AND LAUGH AT THE PUFFINS AT COMO PARK ZOO Y/N

― ghost rider, Thursday, 12 April 2007 19:43 (seventeen years ago) link

lol at hip flask falling off cork screw

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Thursday, 12 April 2007 19:43 (seventeen years ago) link

guys i'll go do this too, if ppl are ditching the disneyworld idea in favor of this new idea. i'm really just looking to be drunk in an amusement park.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 12 April 2007 19:43 (seventeen years ago) link

YYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

― river wolf, Thursday, 12 April 2007 19:43 (seventeen years ago) link

vegas is a concentrated form of all the things that started to change about america once we ran out of frontiers, good and bad. it's this incredible shithole in the middle of nowhere, Nevada as a whole is EXACTLY what people really mean when they say "butt fucking Egypt" and you have this huge, incredibly diverse population of people, all focusing all their efforts on trying to impress the rest of the world that no, this is not a shithole in the middle of nowhere! this is the greatest place on earth! vegas is the ginormous 94/7 trillion-dollar version of a family living out in the exurbs on top of a reclaimed landfill that spends five figures every year on christmas lights and decorations.

beartraps.

― TOMBOT, Thursday, 12 April 2007 19:44 (seventeen years ago) link

sp3ncer f0xw0rth

yes

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Thursday, 12 April 2007 19:44 (seventeen years ago) link

YES TO BOTH THE PUFFIN LAUGHING AND THE KNOWING OF THAT GUY.

― John Justen, Thursday, 12 April 2007 19:45 (seventeen years ago) link

dudes lets make a plan to go to coney island. walking around the boardwalk with your 3rd beer before 1 p.m. after 3 mimosas with brunch? CLASSIC.

doing the same when it's not 44 degrees and windy? EVEN BETTER.

― chicago kevin, Thursday, 12 April 2007 19:46 (seventeen years ago) link

the cyclone rules

― Mr. Que, Thursday, 12 April 2007 19:46 (seventeen years ago) link

See, now I just want to get drunk and ride rollercoasters but I have to work for 4 more hours and it's cold outside.

― John Justen, Thursday, 12 April 2007 19:46 (seventeen years ago) link

ugh never again for me with the cyclone, last time i rode it i emerged topless, bleeding, and bruised.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 12 April 2007 19:47 (seventeen years ago) link

TOMBOT is pretty much correct........though, having spent a couple of weird nights in Vegas (usually on furlough from camping in the desert), the place is the best place on the planet to have the most bizarre time of yr life.

brtrps his brother and my friend, br4nd0n, is an ultimate fighter. i saw him cagefight in an octagon behind a strip joint in Hager City, WI

― river wolf, Thursday, 12 April 2007 19:47 (seventeen years ago) link

omg Sp3nc3r - he was a friend of M3liss4's, wasn't he - I dimly remember him being there when T0m K. asked me out (with M3l having hysterics in the background)

Also, Rock 'N Roller Coaster Aerosmith okay - it's just the constant Aerosmith in that section of MGM that drives me away after a half hour or so. ("I miss you babe, and I don't want to miss a thing..." Nooooooo!)

― Sara R-C, Thursday, 12 April 2007 19:47 (seventeen years ago) link

tombot otm re: vegas, of course, BUT SO WHAT? I love blackjack and free drinks and showgirls and cirque du soleil. I mean, I don't wanna live there or anything, but vegas is a totally fun place to throw away your money.

― kenan, Thursday, 12 April 2007 19:47 (seventeen years ago) link

haha being completely beered up on coney island IS pretty awesome until you actually have to get home, usually involving the subway, and then FUCK WHERE IS THE FUCKING TRAIN and you end up having to find some abandoned corner in the station and it's gross

― TOMBOT, Thursday, 12 April 2007 19:48 (seventeen years ago) link

OK THIS SUMMER

VALLEY FAIR
ROCK N ROLLERCOASTER/DISNEY WHIRRLED
CONEY ISLAND

DRUNK THE WHOLE TIME

― ghost rider, Thursday, 12 April 2007 19:48 (seventeen years ago) link

omg best summer ever

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 12 April 2007 19:48 (seventeen years ago) link

Hmm, I wonder if work will send me to orlando again this year?

― Ed, Thursday, 12 April 2007 19:49 (seventeen years ago) link

OMG, there are a lot of shameless unattractive half-nude people on Coney Island.

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Thursday, 12 April 2007 19:49 (seventeen years ago) link

I do not know any ultimate fighters, and in this way, I am wasting my life.

BEARTRAP I WANT THIS ENDLESS SUMMER OF WHICH YOU SPEAK.

― John Justen, Thursday, 12 April 2007 19:49 (seventeen years ago) link

that's what they don't have on Bermuda, that is disappointing. rollercoasters.

― TOMBOT, Thursday, 12 April 2007 19:49 (seventeen years ago) link

see, look

I WILL HAVE ALL THESE SUMMERS

― river wolf, Thursday, 12 April 2007 19:49 (seventeen years ago) link

AS A RESULT OF THIS THERE WILL BE OTTERS, TOO

― ghost rider, Thursday, 12 April 2007 19:50 (seventeen years ago) link

dear fluffy bear,

I HAD MUCH SHAME AND FOUND A SHIRT THANK YOU V MUCH. IT WAS NOT MY FAULT.

sincerely,
ally

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 12 April 2007 19:50 (seventeen years ago) link

Valley Fair in Summer, Disney World in Fall (and winter and spring)

Seriously, I haven't been to Valley Fair since I was 17. SO SAD.

― Sara R-C, Thursday, 12 April 2007 19:51 (seventeen years ago) link

you know where there is otters is at the zoo, guys. and also at SEA WORLD which is in ORLANDO and you can drink EVERYWHERE, ALL OVER IT.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 12 April 2007 19:51 (seventeen years ago) link

river wolf, why are they having gay sex in a cage with bad rock?

― Ed, Thursday, 12 April 2007 19:51 (seventeen years ago) link

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/229/447431232_3321788f18.jpg?v=0

"LET'S DO THIS THING"

― river wolf, Thursday, 12 April 2007 19:51 (seventeen years ago) link

But not bud light.

― Ed, Thursday, 12 April 2007 19:51 (seventeen years ago) link

because they are ultimately expressing their love for fighting with each other

― river wolf, Thursday, 12 April 2007 19:51 (seventeen years ago) link

the cyclone rules

it's even better when you find out the person you're going on it with is afraid of heights. seriously, i had so much fun at coney island and the subway ride home didn't take nearly as long as the ride there seemed.

i'm not kidding, the two people i was there with were trying to figure out a way to get back but one is going on tour in europe until september and the other will be meeting up with him for the last month of the tour so they're out leaving me to plan this by my lonesome. srsly. let's do this.

― chicago kevin, Thursday, 12 April 2007 19:52 (seventeen years ago) link

the summer i had a valleyfair season pass was the best summer of my life.

― ghost rider, Thursday, 12 April 2007 19:52 (seventeen years ago) link

omg i almost got one of those once

― river wolf, Thursday, 12 April 2007 19:52 (seventeen years ago) link

Can we get otters to bring us gin and elderflower champagne?

― Ed, Thursday, 12 April 2007 19:53 (seventeen years ago) link

i don't see why not.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 12 April 2007 19:53 (seventeen years ago) link

river wolf, why are they having gay sex in a cage with bad rock?

i was going to ask this too, except without the uncalled-for slur against the stooges

― kenan, Thursday, 12 April 2007 19:53 (seventeen years ago) link

best day ever: bucketing rain until like 11am, which meant all the pussies left and no one bothered to come for the rest of the day. it was basically me and my friends and an amusement park.

i think i rode the mousetrap ride or whatever something like 20 times in a row

― river wolf, Thursday, 12 April 2007 19:53 (seventeen years ago) link

Dear Ally,

I wasn't referring to you. I was referring to random people on the boardwalk at Siren.

best wishes,
FB

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Thursday, 12 April 2007 19:54 (seventeen years ago) link

Okay I am BOGGLING at this revelation about the F0xw0rth family!!!!!!

SNAP: The summer my brother WORKED at Valleyfair was the best summer of my life!

― HI DERE, Thursday, 12 April 2007 19:54 (seventeen years ago) link

I can slur the stooges, I have given them london hotel advice.

― Ed, Thursday, 12 April 2007 19:54 (seventeen years ago) link

dear fb,

oh yeah, those people are pretty unattractive, 8080.

sincerely,
ally

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 12 April 2007 19:54 (seventeen years ago) link

Seriously, if HI DERE and GHOST RIDER and RIVER WOLF and WHOEVER ELSE HAS NOTHING BETTER TO DO showed up during prime valleyfair/state fair time, we would all have a great time and could end up being Hazelden rehab buddies.

― John Justen, Thursday, 12 April 2007 19:54 (seventeen years ago) link

we were giving the attendant highfives 94/7

ED: NAMECHECKIN'

― river wolf, Thursday, 12 April 2007 19:54 (seventeen years ago) link

Anyway Queen 'Sheer Heart Attack' >>>>>>>>>>>>>>Anything by the stooges

― Ed, Thursday, 12 April 2007 19:55 (seventeen years ago) link

valleyfair in bad weather was SO FUCKING GREAT. entire park to yourself!!!

― ghost rider, Thursday, 12 April 2007 19:55 (seventeen years ago) link

ed, no

― pretzel walrus, Thursday, 12 April 2007 19:55 (seventeen years ago) link

i like queen just fine. but...no

― pretzel walrus, Thursday, 12 April 2007 19:55 (seventeen years ago) link

It is ridiculous that I'm planning another Disney thing when Valley Fair is so close. Also that the reason I'm planning another Disney thing is so Crazy Dear Husband can run the Disney Marathon. Where is the fun in THAT?

Also I'm going to Valley Fair this summer, thank you DC Thread.

― Sara R-C, Thursday, 12 April 2007 19:56 (seventeen years ago) link

I might be a little under the influence of Kukko Pils

― Ed, Thursday, 12 April 2007 19:56 (seventeen years ago) link

i drank SOO MUCH SARSAPARILLA at the fake saloon joint.

john if you want to plan a state fair/valleyfair trip this summer i will try to come do it. my mom would be happy to see me at the very least.

― ghost rider, Thursday, 12 April 2007 19:56 (seventeen years ago) link

just recently i wanted those pills, but i'm not so sure anymore

― pretzel walrus, Thursday, 12 April 2007 19:56 (seventeen years ago) link

Also, here is the D&J dream amusement park vacation:

Six Flags New England
Six Flags Great Adventure
King's Dominion
Busch Gardens Tampa
Walt Disney World/Epcot Center
Universal Studios Orlando
Kennywood
Cedar Point
King's Island
Six Flags Mid-America
Valleyfair
Camp Snoopy
Six Flags Over Texas
Six Flags Magic Mountain
Disneyland
Universal Studios

― HI DERE, Thursday, 12 April 2007 19:57 (seventeen years ago) link

OMG br4nd0n F0xw0rth

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Thursday, 12 April 2007 19:57 (seventeen years ago) link

Anyway Queen 'Sheer Heart Attack' >>>>>>>>>>>>>>Anything by the stooges

-- Ed, Thursday, April 12, 2007 2:55 PM (1 minute ago)

ok, mental note: never listen to anything ed says about anything ever.

― chicago kevin, Thursday, 12 April 2007 19:57 (seventeen years ago) link

haha i know, right? but he is a bro, and hilarious, i will hear no one speak ill of him

― river wolf, Thursday, 12 April 2007 19:57 (seventeen years ago) link

Kings' Dominion. I threw up there once, and also made a bad music video to "Yankee Rose" by David Lee Roth. I played the drums and wore sunglasses.

― Mr. Que, Thursday, 12 April 2007 19:58 (seventeen years ago) link

I will plan VF/SF vacation to the extent that my tremendous suckitude at planning things allows.

― John Justen, Thursday, 12 April 2007 19:59 (seventeen years ago) link

i got in the worst car accident of my life driving back from the six flags in jersey!

i got a CAT scan!

― ghost rider, Thursday, 12 April 2007 19:59 (seventeen years ago) link

whoa

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 12 April 2007 19:59 (seventeen years ago) link

Dan, Busch Gardens Tampa is AWESOME.

― Sara R-C, Thursday, 12 April 2007 20:00 (seventeen years ago) link

Who's going to put Bukkakitten on the cuet pics thread?

― Ed, Thursday, 12 April 2007 20:00 (seventeen years ago) link

i will since i am the douche

― Mr. Que, Thursday, 12 April 2007 20:00 (seventeen years ago) link

(Actually, everyone should go there because HUGE cool roller coasters, plus baby kangaroos and baby koalas and also elephants!!!)

beartrap

― Sara R-C, Thursday, 12 April 2007 20:00 (seventeen years ago) link

way to go!

― river wolf, Thursday, 12 April 2007 20:01 (seventeen years ago) link

WAIT ARE THE ELEPHANTS BABIES????

― river wolf, Thursday, 12 April 2007 20:01 (seventeen years ago) link

If you are going to do central florida parks then you really need to do Kennedy as well, no rides, but they got a space shuttle.

― Ed, Thursday, 12 April 2007 20:02 (seventeen years ago) link

Busch Gardens Tampa is AWESOME

what makes it awesome is the two free beers you get at each beer garden.

― chicago kevin, Thursday, 12 April 2007 20:03 (seventeen years ago) link

Elephant babies - probably Busch Gardens Tampa has them, but I don't remember them (it was 1997 when I was there). BUT, Disney World Animal Kingdom has elephant babies. AWESOME safari ride through at that park; also GIRAFFES, opaki, hippos. And if you go, spend a ton of money and eat at BOMA because the food is awesome (extremely tasty drinks, too; but also Disney prices).

― Sara R-C, Thursday, 12 April 2007 20:03 (seventeen years ago) link

waht?
beartrap

― Ed, Thursday, 12 April 2007 20:03 (seventeen years ago) link

Ed, my husband wants to go to Kennedy soooooo badly; we have yet to make it there. (Too distracted by roller coasters. God, I'm a TERRIBLE wife!)

― Sara R-C, Thursday, 12 April 2007 20:04 (seventeen years ago) link

i went when I was working in Orlando last year, one day to see something on memorial day weekend, I chose the nerd option, (I wasn't going to go on my own to a theme park)

― Ed, Thursday, 12 April 2007 20:07 (seventeen years ago) link

they should install at least one ride at kennedy, i mean sea world has rides now.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 12 April 2007 20:07 (seventeen years ago) link

See also Sky Craft in WinterPark Orlando which sells surplus NASA and associated industries' junk

― Ed, Thursday, 12 April 2007 20:07 (seventeen years ago) link

yes, a ride that would shoot you and a small group of elite team members into space or something, to conduct research and float around. while drunk. that would be cool.

― pretzel walrus, Thursday, 12 April 2007 20:08 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.flickr.com/photos/dotcommunist/sets/72157594149111171/

― Ed, Thursday, 12 April 2007 20:08 (seventeen years ago) link

i had to do an install at honeywell in tampa about 7 or 8 years ago. usually they'd take all day but they bought the system as a "test system" and they didn't want to know anything about how it worked. i'm guessing they were going to reverse engineer the thing. anyway, instead of having an 8 hour day me and the sales guy chris were out in 45 minutes. we had 12 hours until our flight and it was mid september so we went to busch gardens. no kids as they were in school. we got our free beers then there was a shift change so we got two more beers from the new crew. then chris flirted with the girl pouring our suds so she kept feeding them to us. there were no lines for the roller coasters. chris passed out in the rental car in the parking lot for 2 hours after we left because he realized he was too liquored up to drive. best day at an on-site install ever.

― chicago kevin, Thursday, 12 April 2007 20:08 (seventeen years ago) link

actually, since i've been in chicago for 7 years i'm guessing it's 8 or 9 years now.

HOW THE FUCK DID A DECADE SLIP PAST ME?

― chicago kevin, Thursday, 12 April 2007 20:09 (seventeen years ago) link

timeisonmyside.mp3

― Mr. Que, Thursday, 12 April 2007 20:09 (seventeen years ago) link

New at Kennedy Space Center: THE EXPLODOSHUTTLE

EXPERIENCE INSTANTANEOUS DEATH AT 10,000 DEGREES!

― kenan, Thursday, 12 April 2007 20:09 (seventeen years ago) link

Am I missing something in the name Busch gardens is it owned by the brewer the otter is schilling for?

― Ed, Thursday, 12 April 2007 20:10 (seventeen years ago) link

yes

― Mr. Que, Thursday, 12 April 2007 20:11 (seventeen years ago) link

they thought the name Budweiser Park didn't roll off the tongue the same way

― Mr. Que, Thursday, 12 April 2007 20:11 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.spacecamp.com/details.php?cat=Museum&program=Attractions

they also have the original space shuttle prototyping model, the Enterprise, and a whole fucking Saturn V sitting around.

It's in alabama though.

― TOMBOT, Thursday, 12 April 2007 20:12 (seventeen years ago) link

New at Kennedy Space Center: THE EXPLODOSHUTTLE

EXPERIENCE INSTANTANEOUS DEATH AT 10,000 DEGREES!

See, Disney has already sort of beaten Kennedy to this with the 2 or 3 post-Mission Space deaths. Of course, they don't actually launch you into orbit...

(Also, don't get me wrong, Mission Space is pretty great.)

― Sara R-C, Thursday, 12 April 2007 20:14 (seventeen years ago) link

You have to know I would totally go to Budweiser Gardens. I mean, they grow beer there, what's not to love??

― Laurel, Thursday, 12 April 2007 20:19 (seventeen years ago) link

The Kukko Pils Arboretum would be more fun, though.

― Ed, Thursday, 12 April 2007 20:19 (seventeen years ago) link

the free beer at busch gardens? i had bud. and a tequizo, remember that shit? the fake assed corona with the fake lime taste?

― chicago kevin, Thursday, 12 April 2007 20:20 (seventeen years ago) link

ok so seriously they are reporting on the news right now that modern birds evolved from dinosaurs. that is news, for today, new information, apparently. I am seriously going to shoot this fucking teevee if they make us keep watching headline with the sound on

― TOMBOT, Thursday, 12 April 2007 20:21 (seventeen years ago) link

and seriously the past two hours have gone by so slow I'm going to die

― TOMBOT, Thursday, 12 April 2007 20:26 (seventeen years ago) link

i have not had a nicotine craving like this in a long, long time. and i just had a smoke three hours ago. i've been better at work recently, i could go until noon time before my first of the day then another four and a half hours until my next one but this week has been punishing me something fierce.

― chicago kevin, Thursday, 12 April 2007 20:28 (seventeen years ago) link

Next on CNN: Your Inexorable March Towards the Grave Continues

― kenan, Thursday, 12 April 2007 20:29 (seventeen years ago) link

actually the dinosaur story is some real Jurrasic Park shit

― kenan, Thursday, 12 April 2007 20:31 (seventeen years ago) link

what, you think YOU'RE gonna live forever?

― chicago kevin, Thursday, 12 April 2007 20:31 (seventeen years ago) link

kidney/liver disease will take me down before lung cancer will. heart disease will get me before lung cancer can. misadventure probably has a leg up on all of them.

― chicago kevin, Thursday, 12 April 2007 20:32 (seventeen years ago) link

some dude's ex will shoot you

― kenan, Thursday, 12 April 2007 20:39 (seventeen years ago) link

some girl's ex, i meant. wau

― kenan, Thursday, 12 April 2007 20:39 (seventeen years ago) link

My Great Aunt Virginia has always said that she wanted to be shot by a jealous wife in her old age, preferably in the act, but then she's more awesome than your average bear.

― Laurel, Thursday, 12 April 2007 20:41 (seventeen years ago) link

eight minutes

― TOMBOT, Thursday, 12 April 2007 20:52 (seventeen years ago) link

four

― TOMBOT, Thursday, 12 April 2007 20:56 (seventeen years ago) link

testicle party

― Mr. Que, Thursday, 12 April 2007 20:56 (seventeen years ago) link

what should i eat for dinner tonight, a poll.

a. potato soup + bacon
b. some kind of pasta which will probably be + bacon
c. seafood, probably in chowder form assuming i have ingredients
d. fuck it just drink the nyquil

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 12 April 2007 20:56 (seventeen years ago) link

elephant skanky

― Mr. Que, Thursday, 12 April 2007 20:56 (seventeen years ago) link

fuck it it's burrit o'clock

― TOMBOT, Thursday, 12 April 2007 20:57 (seventeen years ago) link

elephant skanky was not an option

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 12 April 2007 20:57 (seventeen years ago) link

a + b

― Mr. Que, Thursday, 12 April 2007 20:57 (seventeen years ago) link

bacon

― TOMBOT, Thursday, 12 April 2007 20:57 (seventeen years ago) link

either the pasta or the seafood, i'm thinking

― ghost rider, Thursday, 12 April 2007 20:57 (seventeen years ago) link

bacon burrito

― Mr. Que, Thursday, 12 April 2007 20:57 (seventeen years ago) link

well that helped

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 12 April 2007 20:58 (seventeen years ago) link

what should i eat for dinner.

a. cheeseburger

― ghost rider, Thursday, 12 April 2007 20:58 (seventeen years ago) link

i vote pot pie

― kenan, Thursday, 12 April 2007 20:59 (seventeen years ago) link

cheeseburger in paradise

― Mr. Que, Thursday, 12 April 2007 20:59 (seventeen years ago) link

i like mine with lettuce and tomatah

― kenan, Thursday, 12 April 2007 20:59 (seventeen years ago) link

oh i should go ghetto and just make myself penne alla vodka

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 12 April 2007 20:59 (seventeen years ago) link

some chick's ex can go fuck himself.

― chicago kevin, Thursday, 12 April 2007 21:00 (seventeen years ago) link

i agree with that sentiment.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 12 April 2007 21:00 (seventeen years ago) link

oh shit i gotta go to the store anyway and get milk for something else. ;_;

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 12 April 2007 21:02 (seventeen years ago) link

fambly dinner @ chili's DO NOT WANT

― elmo argonaut, Thursday, 12 April 2007 21:03 (seventeen years ago) link

IT HAPPNES AGAINS

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v195/nova_babe/kitten.jpg

― Mr. Que, Thursday, 12 April 2007 21:06 (seventeen years ago) link

aw bless

― HI DERE, Thursday, 12 April 2007 21:07 (seventeen years ago) link

i hate to tell you guys this but babies are messy

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 12 April 2007 21:09 (seventeen years ago) link

i'm glad at least one person on this thread appreciates my humor.

― Mr. Que, Thursday, 12 April 2007 21:09 (seventeen years ago) link

i hate to tell you guys this but babies are messy

-- the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, April 12, 2007 5:09 PM (53 seconds ago)

??

― Mr. Que, Thursday, 12 April 2007 21:10 (seventeen years ago) link

GO CRY EMO KID

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 12 April 2007 21:10 (seventeen years ago) link

i don't understand shouting, kittycat

― Mr. Que, Thursday, 12 April 2007 21:11 (seventeen years ago) link

it's not shouting, it is boisterous

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 12 April 2007 21:11 (seventeen years ago) link

http://img.consumating.com/photos/19430/large/152405.jpg

― HI DERE, Thursday, 12 April 2007 21:13 (seventeen years ago) link

That fish needs more star tattoos.

― Laurel, Thursday, 12 April 2007 21:13 (seventeen years ago) link

http://topatoco.com/artwork/emo-horse.gif

― Mr. Que, Thursday, 12 April 2007 21:15 (seventeen years ago) link

oh man emo horse has a legitimate reason to be sad ;_;

― pretzel walrus, Thursday, 12 April 2007 21:15 (seventeen years ago) link

yeah that shit ain't no joke, dead girlfriends

― kenan, Thursday, 12 April 2007 21:16 (seventeen years ago) link

8080 ;_;

― ghost rider, Thursday, 12 April 2007 21:16 (seventeen years ago) link

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/197/456957465_ea31b89a9c.jpg

why do my friends send me cameraphone msgs containing things like this, why

beartrap i dunno i can think of some exes that are i wouldn't be very emo about if they got turned into glue.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 12 April 2007 21:16 (seventeen years ago) link

http://x09.xanga.com/c82d937350c3047432991/b11266362.jpg

― Mr. Que, Thursday, 12 April 2007 21:17 (seventeen years ago) link

it doesn't say "emo horse's ex" tho! that'd be a different matter entirely!

beartrap uh

― ghost rider, Thursday, 12 April 2007 21:18 (seventeen years ago) link

well i woulda been ok with them being turned into glue before they were exes, is the thing.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 12 April 2007 21:19 (seventeen years ago) link

http://sweetchillisauce.com/Photos2/CatMilk.jpg

― Mr. Que, Thursday, 12 April 2007 21:21 (seventeen years ago) link

you know i'm probably speaking as the one that some would've liked to have seen turned into glue, the confusion is understandable

― ghost rider, Thursday, 12 April 2007 21:22 (seventeen years ago) link

oh i know for a fact that several of my exes would've like to have seen me turned into glue, or dog food. one of them actually told me they would do so, if i ever set foot in massachusetts again! like i wanted to go to boston anyway lol.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 12 April 2007 21:23 (seventeen years ago) link

holy shit you guys i'm surrounded by idiots

― river wolf, Thursday, 12 April 2007 21:25 (seventeen years ago) link

IDIOTS, EVERYWHERE

― river wolf, Thursday, 12 April 2007 21:25 (seventeen years ago) link

THERE IS AN EDITORIAL IN THE SCHOOL PAPER THAT IS ABOUT INTELLIGENT DESIGN

― river wolf, Thursday, 12 April 2007 21:25 (seventeen years ago) link

I WAS CALLED UPON IN CLASS TO EXPLAIN WHAT "SALIENCE" MEANT BECAUSE "YOU WERE AN ENGLISH MAJOR, RIGHT?"

― river wolf, Thursday, 12 April 2007 21:27 (seventeen years ago) link

BARTRAP THAT PERSON IS NEVER GETTING INTO MED SKOO NOW

― Laurel, Thursday, 12 April 2007 21:27 (seventeen years ago) link

yaaaaaaaaaow!

what should i have for dinner? i went to moby dick's house of kabob on tuesday, but, i think it should be more healthy today. sushi?

― daria-g, Thursday, 12 April 2007 21:27 (seventeen years ago) link

DUDES STILL WEAR BIG JOHNSON T-SHIRTS

― river wolf, Thursday, 12 April 2007 21:28 (seventeen years ago) link

sushi otm

― Mr. Que, Thursday, 12 April 2007 21:28 (seventeen years ago) link

cheeseburger

― ghost rider, Thursday, 12 April 2007 21:28 (seventeen years ago) link

lol at big johnson's shirts

― ghost rider, Thursday, 12 April 2007 21:28 (seventeen years ago) link

oh sushi is so delicious

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 12 April 2007 21:28 (seventeen years ago) link

A PERSON IN THE GROCERY STORE MENTIONED SOMETHING ABOUT "THAT NICE ORIENTAL LADY" THAT LIVES ACROSS THE STREET

― river wolf, Thursday, 12 April 2007 21:29 (seventeen years ago) link

you know, speaking of sushi

― river wolf, Thursday, 12 April 2007 21:29 (seventeen years ago) link

YAAAAAAAOWWWWWWW

― river wolf, Thursday, 12 April 2007 21:29 (seventeen years ago) link

is she not actually very nice, then?

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 12 April 2007 21:29 (seventeen years ago) link

you can't spell Lolita with "lol"

― river wolf, Thursday, 12 April 2007 21:30 (seventeen years ago) link

god i want sushi really fucking bad my officemate and i have been talking about it for an hour here

― pretzel walrus, Thursday, 12 April 2007 21:30 (seventeen years ago) link

i haven't had a piece of sushi in like 9 months

― river wolf, Thursday, 12 April 2007 21:30 (seventeen years ago) link

also, question. why is my boss working on a rss feed setup for our site when i told him before i already sorted out an efficient solution for that & had begun implementing it, instead of, perhaps, working on a ticketing system to keep our workload organized like he said he would?

CRAZY MAKING

GAAAAH

― daria-g, Thursday, 12 April 2007 21:31 (seventeen years ago) link

i get sushi a lot from whole foods 'cause its close to here but it's not all that great.. hmm.. where else

― daria-g, Thursday, 12 April 2007 21:32 (seventeen years ago) link

"THOSE TROOPS DIED TO DEFEND YOUR RIGHT TO DISHONOR THEM LIKE THIS"

― river wolf, Thursday, 12 April 2007 21:32 (seventeen years ago) link

i have been drinking Kukko Pils like all fucking week

― river wolf, Thursday, 12 April 2007 21:33 (seventeen years ago) link

L1z here recommends sushi taro, claiming its fatty tuna is akin to crack

― pretzel walrus, Thursday, 12 April 2007 21:35 (seventeen years ago) link

i want some tuna crack

― river wolf, Thursday, 12 April 2007 21:36 (seventeen years ago) link

wait

― river wolf, Thursday, 12 April 2007 21:36 (seventeen years ago) link

i want some cat milk

― Mr. Que, Thursday, 12 April 2007 21:36 (seventeen years ago) link

cats drinking milk i love milk

― river wolf, Thursday, 12 April 2007 21:36 (seventeen years ago) link

sushi taro is good, as is kaz. neither is like cheap on the go sushi though.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 12 April 2007 21:37 (seventeen years ago) link

oh jesus kaz i still have awesome dreams about eating there

― pretzel walrus, Thursday, 12 April 2007 21:39 (seventeen years ago) link

kaz is great, the sake poached scallop is like whoa

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 12 April 2007 21:39 (seventeen years ago) link

jesus tapdancing christ this day is killing me. i can not wait to get to the bar.

― chicago kevin, Thursday, 12 April 2007 21:40 (seventeen years ago) link

i am v close to sushi ko but, $$$ (though fantastic..)
i think there's a take out on macomb st, might try there

― daria-g, Thursday, 12 April 2007 21:40 (seventeen years ago) link

that place is kinda meh, daria, but may be your best cheap option

― Mr. Que, Thursday, 12 April 2007 21:41 (seventeen years ago) link

does anyone want this

http://www.myteespot.com/images/thumbs/t_6513_01.jpg

― river wolf, Thursday, 12 April 2007 21:43 (seventeen years ago) link

wait there's a place further up wisc that is good

― Mr. Que, Thursday, 12 April 2007 21:43 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.thebestsushi.com/

― Mr. Que, Thursday, 12 April 2007 21:45 (seventeen years ago) link

gah why did i click that

― river wolf, Thursday, 12 April 2007 21:46 (seventeen years ago) link

ohhh i want sushis

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 12 April 2007 21:46 (seventeen years ago) link

it's all i can think about

― river wolf, Thursday, 12 April 2007 21:56 (seventeen years ago) link

i do not want sushis, i want soul food. Chicken fried steak with mashed potatoes and peppery milk gravy, green beans with bacon, cornbread.

― kenan, Thursday, 12 April 2007 21:58 (seventeen years ago) link

FEED, dude

― river wolf, Thursday, 12 April 2007 21:59 (seventeen years ago) link

i mean, it was pretty good when i went there this summer

― river wolf, Thursday, 12 April 2007 21:59 (seventeen years ago) link

oh wow

Feed is the project of Donna Knezek, one of the original owners of Leo's Lunchroom and a founder of Bite. It's a shack with a chalkboard menu that begins 1/4 chicken, 1/2 chicken, whole chicken. Needless to say, get the chicken: salty and succulent, it has the golden crackle of skin that makes rotisserie bird so viscerally satisfying. Knezek has been cooking in Chicago for almost two decades, but at Feed she's pared down her menu to the point of parody: chicken, burger, Caesar salad, a daily special, and a dozen sides. They include fried okra, a homey, comforting corn pudding, and rich and cheesy baked mac 'n' cheese. For dessert there's pie and fluffy, creamy banana pudding served in a Styrofoam cup, with Nilla Wafers throughout. Feed is BYOB but the sweet tea's superb, and there's a corner store with a decent beer selection a few blocks to the east. As with any good meal, the food makes anything else you'd wanted before--steak, say--suddenly superfluous.

― kenan, Thursday, 12 April 2007 22:01 (seventeen years ago) link

what did i tell you

― river wolf, Thursday, 12 April 2007 22:02 (seventeen years ago) link

there's pie and fluffy, creamy banana pudding

― kenan, Thursday, 12 April 2007 22:03 (seventeen years ago) link

my regular order at feed -- 1/4 light, mac & mashed. byob with either anchor steam or dos equis.

― chicago kevin, Thursday, 12 April 2007 22:12 (seventeen years ago) link

highfives

― river wolf, Thursday, 12 April 2007 22:16 (seventeen years ago) link

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=104140759">http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=104140759

― Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Thursday, 12 April 2007 23:32 (seventeen years ago) link

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=104140759

― Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Thursday, 12 April 2007 23:33 (seventeen years ago) link

^^^^go

― Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Thursday, 12 April 2007 23:33 (seventeen years ago) link

http://coneofignorance.dyndns.org/images/misc/never_forget.jpg

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 12 April 2007 23:38 (seventeen years ago) link

http://a400.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/7/m_fd880e566fc8c7e072f60a51658fecff.jpg

― river wolf, Thursday, 12 April 2007 23:41 (seventeen years ago) link

o.0

― Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Thursday, 12 April 2007 23:42 (seventeen years ago) link

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― river wolf, Thursday, 12 April 2007 23:49 (seventeen years ago) link

oh u bitch

― river wolf, Thursday, 12 April 2007 23:50 (seventeen years ago) link

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― river wolf, Thursday, 12 April 2007 23:50 (seventeen years ago) link

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― river wolf, Thursday, 12 April 2007 23:50 (seventeen years ago) link

FFS

― river wolf, Thursday, 12 April 2007 23:50 (seventeen years ago) link

guys do this: fans . nhl . com/lil' _ jon / home /

― river wolf, Thursday, 12 April 2007 23:51 (seventeen years ago) link

but, like, w/o spaces and stuff

― river wolf, Thursday, 12 April 2007 23:51 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.globalsecurity.org/military/ops/images/iran-next.jpg

― John Justen, Friday, 13 April 2007 00:55 (seventeen years ago) link

http://fans.nhl.com/5A-photos/53246/Lil%20Jon%20the%20Cup3.jpg?101332043

WAU

― HI DERE, Friday, 13 April 2007 02:41 (seventeen years ago) link

guys today's achewood just reads like the notebook we wrote last time we were at temp hall??

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 13 April 2007 04:01 (seventeen years ago) link

beartrap that picture makes me sad and explains why i'm not watching the games :\

― Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Friday, 13 April 2007 04:04 (seventeen years ago) link

Everybody knows that it's now or never
Everybody knows that it's me or you
And everybody knows that you live forever
Ah, when you've done a line or two

― ghost rider, Friday, 13 April 2007 13:07 (seventeen years ago) link

basic morning of late-period leonard cohen

― ghost rider, Friday, 13 April 2007 13:07 (seventeen years ago) link

i am concerned about my lifestyle.

― chicago kevin, Friday, 13 April 2007 13:10 (seventeen years ago) link

8080

― ghost rider, Friday, 13 April 2007 13:13 (seventeen years ago) link

Guys as of today I am down to one (1) full-time job! Unfortunately, it does not look like I will have gobs of free time to post on ILX any time soon. Oh how I miss the glory days of government contracting ;_;

Actually wait a minute: no, I don't really miss them so much.

― quincie, Friday, 13 April 2007 13:25 (seventeen years ago) link

Bacontrap to Kevin: Have you tried sleeping? I hear people like it.

― Laurel, Friday, 13 April 2007 13:30 (seventeen years ago) link

sleeping wound up being unpossible.
mr. cohen would understand.

― chicago kevin, Friday, 13 April 2007 13:37 (seventeen years ago) link

man, i totally wouldn't mind getting caught in a bacon trap.

― chicago kevin, Friday, 13 April 2007 13:38 (seventeen years ago) link

you know like hyenas and shit will gnaw off a leg to get out of a trap? i'd just gnaw the trap off my leg. bacontrap.

― chicago kevin, Friday, 13 April 2007 13:39 (seventeen years ago) link

awesome.

― chicago kevin, Friday, 13 April 2007 13:45 (seventeen years ago) link

if you were a hot dog, would you eat yourself?

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 13 April 2007 13:46 (seventeen years ago) link

if i were a hot dog with teeth i'd have much bigger designs.

― chicago kevin, Friday, 13 April 2007 13:48 (seventeen years ago) link

ok

i have a meeting today at 3

do i just cancel and go home or do i stick it out til 3 and then leave?

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 13 April 2007 13:52 (seventeen years ago) link

cancel and go home.

― chicago kevin, Friday, 13 April 2007 13:53 (seventeen years ago) link

go home now. if i could i would.

― chicago kevin, Friday, 13 April 2007 13:53 (seventeen years ago) link

you can prob guess my advice

― ghost rider, Friday, 13 April 2007 13:54 (seventeen years ago) link

Stay until 7:00! That's what I would do. (Sadly, that is not a lie.)

― HI DERE, Friday, 13 April 2007 14:01 (seventeen years ago) link

alright i'm asking for the reschedule, i can't even concentrate much less do a fucking presentation right now

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 13 April 2007 14:02 (seventeen years ago) link

You should go to the meeting wearing this:

http://images.buycostumes.com/mgen/merchandiser/19144.jpg?is=325,325,0xffffff

― HI DERE, Friday, 13 April 2007 14:13 (seventeen years ago) link

You guys are going to hate me, I stayed home last night and cooked and drank tea and watched scientific tv about geological phenomena, and went to bed around 12. Had to miss a show in order to do all that, but it was worth it.

― Laurel, Friday, 13 April 2007 14:14 (seventeen years ago) link

why would we hate you for that?

― Mr. Que, Friday, 13 April 2007 14:14 (seventeen years ago) link

I can hate you if you'd like for me to...?

― HI DERE, Friday, 13 April 2007 14:14 (seventeen years ago) link

ok dan is correct re: what i should start wearing 94/7

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 13 April 2007 14:17 (seventeen years ago) link

laurel, i didn't go out last night at all, i have a sinus infection or something which is why i'm bitching so much.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 13 April 2007 14:18 (seventeen years ago) link

laurel, i stayed home last night and did my taxes for chrissakes.

to be fair i was drinking rye the entire time, but still.

― ghost rider, Friday, 13 April 2007 14:18 (seventeen years ago) link

that does not evoke hate. jealousy maybe.

burrtrap.

― chicago kevin, Friday, 13 April 2007 14:18 (seventeen years ago) link

after work i went to a bar and met some chilxors for drinks. then i got cheeseburgers. then i went to another bar and saw a show. then i went to another bar and listened to records. then i came home, showered, and came to work.

i am so remarkably even right now.

― chicago kevin, Friday, 13 April 2007 14:20 (seventeen years ago) link

oh man guys i cannot even click on that speed racer movie thread ;_;

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 13 April 2007 14:20 (seventeen years ago) link

Yeah, Allz, I'm sick too which is why I stayed in. Okay, not hate -- lack of dedication to the cause, maybe.

― Laurel, Friday, 13 April 2007 14:21 (seventeen years ago) link

guys i just studied aldol condensations until 12.30 and woke up at 6.30 and did more of same

brtrps kevin do you EVER sleep?

― river wolf, Friday, 13 April 2007 14:22 (seventeen years ago) link

i am concerned about yr lifestyle

― river wolf, Friday, 13 April 2007 14:22 (seventeen years ago) link

the cause is shifting. the cause is not always fought on a barstool. sometimes the cause involves taking a phone in the mouth, sometime now. the cause has many facets, like a diamond carved out of blood.

― Mr. Que, Friday, 13 April 2007 14:23 (seventeen years ago) link

the cause is shifting. the cause is not always fought on a barstool. sometimes the cause involves taking a phone in the mouth, sometime not. the cause has many facets, like a diamond carved out of blood.

-- Mr. Que, Friday, April 13, 2007 10:23 AM (0 seconds ago)

― Mr. Que, Friday, 13 April 2007 14:23 (seventeen years ago) link

8080

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 13 April 2007 14:23 (seventeen years ago) link

where do rollercoasters and wild animals fit into the cause

― river wolf, Friday, 13 April 2007 14:24 (seventeen years ago) link

I'm concerned about Kevin's lifestyle too but if he won't feed, clothe, and slumber himself, there's not much to do bout it. TSK TSK

― Laurel, Friday, 13 April 2007 14:25 (seventeen years ago) link

Also sometimes the cause requires making a giant pot of tomato-lentil-curry shrimp and drinking honeyed tea all night.

― Laurel, Friday, 13 April 2007 14:25 (seventeen years ago) link

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true soldiers get this, but with ++blood
― river wolf, Friday, 13 April 2007 14:26 (seventeen years ago) link

sometimes we want our stomachs to flip over with excitement. sometimes we want to wrestle a puma while riding the cyclone, our bellies full of potato knishes and cheap beer.

sometimes, not so much.
― Mr. Que, Friday, 13 April 2007 14:26 (seventeen years ago) link

what the shit
― river wolf, Friday, 13 April 2007 14:26 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.tattoos-by-design.co.uk/rate_my_tattoo/tattoos/tattoo/206179919743.jpg
― river wolf, Friday, 13 April 2007 14:26 (seventeen years ago) link

^^^ but with dripping blood
― river wolf, Friday, 13 April 2007 14:26 (seventeen years ago) link

[/i]
― river wolf, Friday, 13 April 2007 14:26 (seventeen years ago) link

guys why are the threads going italic today
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 13 April 2007 14:29 (seventeen years ago) link

xpost doesn't work. Nothing works.
― kenan, Friday, 13 April 2007 14:29 (seventeen years ago) link

also mr. que 8080 except for the potato thing
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 13 April 2007 14:29 (seventeen years ago) link

i've done it twice on the chicago thread already... i think it's when you open an [i] tag and close an [img] tag. Or vise versa. Anyway, it should warn you before you do that, because it brakes thread forever.
― kenan, Friday, 13 April 2007 14:30 (seventeen years ago) link

last night was an exception rather than the rule. almost everyone i know was out last night it was a weird, rare night. friends who were out of town were back in town, friends who never go out went out and stayed out, there was a half naked dude in a bunny mask playing a flying v, and there were vague feelings of ill will directed my way. when those kinda things happen in the same night you pretty much owe it to yourself to see where it goes.
― chicago kevin, Friday, 13 April 2007 14:30 (seventeen years ago) link

what the hell's wrong with knishes?
― ghost rider, Friday, 13 April 2007 14:31 (seventeen years ago) link

oh man i'm listening to 'everybody knows' again, this can't be healthy
― ghost rider, Friday, 13 April 2007 14:32 (seventeen years ago) link

no that's not healthy at all, stop that
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 13 April 2007 14:32 (seventeen years ago) link

no mo italics
― Mr. Que, Friday, 13 April 2007 14:32 (seventeen years ago) link

I think I've played "This is Airebeat" like thirty times in the last two days.
― Laurel, Friday, 13 April 2007 14:32 (seventeen years ago) link

also there's nothing necessarily wrong with knishes, i just am not eating them and then wrestling a puma
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 13 April 2007 14:33 (seventeen years ago) link

wait 30 minutes
― river wolf, Friday, 13 April 2007 14:33 (seventeen years ago) link

then you won't get a stitch
― river wolf, Friday, 13 April 2007 14:33 (seventeen years ago) link

OH THIS IS AIREBEAT I LOVE THAT SONG! MIX TAPE FAVE OF MINE IN 05
― 69, Friday, 13 April 2007 14:34 (seventeen years ago) link

oh man i'm listening to 'Prang Man Remix featuring Bruza & Eskiboy' again, this can't be healthy
― I DIED, Friday, 13 April 2007 14:34 (seventeen years ago) link

"wrestling a puma" for me is going into the puma store and trying not to buy something
― kenan, Friday, 13 April 2007 14:34 (seventeen years ago) link

i would buy all this pumas, double time if they're babies
― river wolf, Friday, 13 April 2007 14:35 (seventeen years ago) link

rimshot.jpg
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 13 April 2007 14:35 (seventeen years ago) link

Don't have knishes before trying on Pumas, either. They'll just make you feel bloated.

BTP: you mean MADE OF babies?
― Laurel, Friday, 13 April 2007 14:35 (seventeen years ago) link

i don't even know what i mean, anymore :(
― river wolf, Friday, 13 April 2007 14:37 (seventeen years ago) link

ok you guys i'm a go fail some tests
― river wolf, Friday, 13 April 2007 14:37 (seventeen years ago) link

Eeek, our gig tonight is 9 tickets from being sold out.
― Ed, Friday, 13 April 2007 14:37 (seventeen years ago) link

oh god i hate this client, plz what are you not understanding about my simple request for information, oh god.

texas = full of retards? y/n
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 13 April 2007 14:37 (seventeen years ago) link

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― Mr. Que, Friday, 13 April 2007 14:37 (seventeen years ago) link

except for certain parts of marfa
― Mr. Que, Friday, 13 April 2007 14:38 (seventeen years ago) link

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― TOMBOT, Friday, 13 April 2007 14:41 (seventeen years ago) link

wow it's all broken to fuck huh
― TOMBOT, Friday, 13 April 2007 14:41 (seventeen years ago) link

"certain parts of marfa"

http://www.controluce.it/giornali/a08n11/idue3.jpg
― 69, Friday, 13 April 2007 14:41 (seventeen years ago) link

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― ghost rider, Friday, 13 April 2007 14:41 (seventeen years ago) link

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― TOMBOT, Friday, 13 April 2007 14:41 (seventeen years ago) link

happy birthday Tombot
― Mr. Que, Friday, 13 April 2007 14:42 (seventeen years ago) link

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― Tracer Hand, Friday, 13 April 2007 14:43 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.vivagallery.org/workshops/imai_italics/CI_italic&beyond_hi.jpg
i kinda like it this way, maybe we can figure out how to make everything bold too.
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 13 April 2007 14:44 (seventeen years ago) link

What the hell, we should learn calligraphy and hand-write all our posts, then scan them in.
― Laurel, Friday, 13 April 2007 14:47 (seventeen years ago) link

hey guys what's goin on
― ghost rider, Friday, 13 April 2007 14:47 (seventeen years ago) link

well, it would certainly make us think a lot more about our posts before we posted them.
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 13 April 2007 14:48 (seventeen years ago) link

i'm just waiting for the post that caused this to no longer be displayed so it will go back to normal.
― chicago kevin, Friday, 13 April 2007 14:48 (seventeen years ago) link

every post a new declaration of independence
― kenan, Friday, 13 April 2007 14:48 (seventeen years ago) link

fuck normal

i like it this way
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 13 April 2007 14:49 (seventeen years ago) link

yeah, like 5 more posts and the mistake goes into the red hole
― kenan, Friday, 13 April 2007 14:49 (seventeen years ago) link

ha ha you're a red hole
― Mr. Que, Friday, 13 April 2007 14:49 (seventeen years ago) link

yeah, like 5 more posts and the mistake goes into the red hole

sounds...
― chicago kevin, Friday, 13 April 2007 14:50 (seventeen years ago) link

like
― Mr. Que, Friday, 13 April 2007 14:50 (seventeen years ago) link

and we're back
― 69, Friday, 13 April 2007 14:51 (seventeen years ago) link

shit premature
― 69, Friday, 13 April 2007 14:51 (seventeen years ago) link

or is it?
― 69, Friday, 13 April 2007 14:51 (seventeen years ago) link

it's a problem/no it's not a problem
― Mr. Que, Friday, 13 April 2007 14:51 (seventeen years ago) link

no they stole my italics
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 13 April 2007 14:52 (seventeen years ago) link

WHAT THE FUCK GUYS

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/187/457317587_c3ec9e37bb.jpg
― ghost rider, Friday, 13 April 2007 14:57 (seventeen years ago) link

i didn't know you were yellow
― Mr. Que, Friday, 13 April 2007 14:58 (seventeen years ago) link

Oh my god someone is awesome.
― Laurel, Friday, 13 April 2007 14:58 (seventeen years ago) link

oh wait you are pink
― Mr. Que, Friday, 13 April 2007 14:58 (seventeen years ago) link

[i]i didn't know you were yellow

-- Mr. Que, Friday, April 13, 2007 10:58 AM (8 seconds ago)[/img]

wait are you serious mark?

(also see what i did here?)
― 69, Friday, 13 April 2007 14:59 (seventeen years ago) link

uh whoops not that i was trying to force us back into ital uh
― 69, Friday, 13 April 2007 14:59 (seventeen years ago) link

i see what you tried to do there.

burt trap
― chicago kevin, Friday, 13 April 2007 15:00 (seventeen years ago) link

[i]wait are you serious mark? [/img]

seriously blind
― Mr. Que, Friday, 13 April 2007 15:00 (seventeen years ago) link

I forgot to put socks on today. I'm wearing cycle boots and bare sweaty feet. Great. HOW DID I JUST FORGET SOCKS??
― Laurel, Friday, 13 April 2007 15:00 (seventeen years ago) link

it's all that staying in and drinking tea what did it to you laurel
― ghost rider, Friday, 13 April 2007 15:01 (seventeen years ago) link

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― kenan, Friday, 13 April 2007 15:02 (seventeen years ago) link

oh my god the peep diorama
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 13 April 2007 15:03 (seventeen years ago) link

those boots are pretty fucking fierce.
― chicago kevin, Friday, 13 April 2007 15:04 (seventeen years ago) link

there was a trivia q about those peep dioramae on monday
― 69, Friday, 13 April 2007 15:04 (seventeen years ago) link

lol gay pink mac-using peep. i can't stop staring at it.
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 13 April 2007 15:06 (seventeen years ago) link

all photo sites except picasa blocked ;_;
― chicago kevin, Friday, 13 April 2007 15:07 (seventeen years ago) link

We are all that peep.
― Ed, Friday, 13 April 2007 15:07 (seventeen years ago) link

The thing is I'm always afraid I'll forget to wear a bra, actually, so it's funny that it finally happened and it's just SOCKS. Because I try on about four different outfits some days before I decide on anything, and the extra clothes end up all over the place. I should make a checklist.
― Laurel, Friday, 13 April 2007 15:08 (seventeen years ago) link

i wonder, did they make that for the WP peep contest?
― Mr. Que, Friday, 13 April 2007 15:08 (seventeen years ago) link

i was considering not wearing a bra today, because i was thinking about how no one seems to ever wear bras in movies made in the 70s. then i decided better of it, i mean i'm going to work for christ's sake.
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 13 April 2007 15:09 (seventeen years ago) link

Those peeps are setting an example, i see no peanut smuggling in that office.
― Ed, Friday, 13 April 2007 15:10 (seventeen years ago) link

i don't see how you could not realize you were sockless the moment you put your foot in those boots. did it feel like it was missing something?

beertrap- i lend my full support to the braless movement.
― chicago kevin, Friday, 13 April 2007 15:11 (seventeen years ago) link

Ally, I've thought the same. A friend of mine never wears bras and I think it looks positively scandalous but it's her norm, I guess.

These boots are really comfy actually except for the no-absorption part.
― Laurel, Friday, 13 April 2007 15:12 (seventeen years ago) link

why didn't i meet this friend?
― chicago kevin, Friday, 13 April 2007 15:13 (seventeen years ago) link

hey mark and kevin, ian sent me this link: http://turnit-down.blogspot.com/
― 69, Friday, 13 April 2007 15:13 (seventeen years ago) link

You did, dude. She had Saturday dinner with us, lives upstairs.
― Laurel, Friday, 13 April 2007 15:14 (seventeen years ago) link

dang, didn't notice. IN OTHER NEWS SUN RISES IN EAST, WATER STILL WET.
― chicago kevin, Friday, 13 April 2007 15:14 (seventeen years ago) link

FIRE HOT
― Laurel, Friday, 13 April 2007 15:14 (seventeen years ago) link

KEVIN CLUELESS
― chicago kevin, Friday, 13 April 2007 15:15 (seventeen years ago) link

69, i saw that last week. i was both of the shows in the canderson photos. the one at the abbey ended with khan yelling "PARTY AT BILL & LISA'S!!!" into the mike then leaving the stage.

that was another weird night.
― chicago kevin, Friday, 13 April 2007 15:17 (seventeen years ago) link

suzie's in the corner and she's always automatic
― Mr. Que, Friday, 13 April 2007 15:18 (seventeen years ago) link

i just wanna lie on my couch and listen to the real kids all day. is that too much to ask?
― chicago kevin, Friday, 13 April 2007 15:19 (seventeen years ago) link

I don't necessarily agree with the peeps, I'm all about freedom.
― Ed, Friday, 13 April 2007 15:22 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/04/invisible-everything.jpg
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 13 April 2007 15:27 (seventeen years ago) link

the cat is clearly visible, at least to me
― TOMBOT, Friday, 13 April 2007 15:45 (seventeen years ago) link

so what is everybody getting me for my birthday
― TOMBOT, Friday, 13 April 2007 15:45 (seventeen years ago) link

a firm handshake
― Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Friday, 13 April 2007 15:46 (seventeen years ago) link

why_don't_we_get_drunk_and_screw.mp3
― Mr. Que, Friday, 13 April 2007 15:47 (seventeen years ago) link

nobody had better answer "a fucking case of pepper-stuffed olives" because you know what my parents have the whole shit-I-have-no-idea-what-to-do-with-or-where-to-put presents market cornered and then some
― TOMBOT, Friday, 13 April 2007 15:47 (seventeen years ago) link

xpost what's with you and jimmy buffet?
― kenan, Friday, 13 April 2007 15:47 (seventeen years ago) link

we all pitched in and are getting you a vasectomy tom. happy birthday!
― chicago kevin, Friday, 13 April 2007 15:47 (seventeen years ago) link

I heard you're supposed to keep some rubbing alcohol around all the time after those, so you can douse your stitches in it every so often. Otherwise the stitches will start to dry up and tighten, which is relentlessly uncomfortable verging on inconceivable suffering
― TOMBOT, Friday, 13 April 2007 15:51 (seventeen years ago) link

thanks to my TMI-spouting master sergeants from the 22IS admin office
― TOMBOT, Friday, 13 April 2007 15:52 (seventeen years ago) link

oh yeah but pouring rubbing alcohol onto an open wound in the crotch is like a gentle zephyr through a meadow.
― chicago kevin, Friday, 13 April 2007 15:53 (seventeen years ago) link

nah. alcohol is to clean, but it all heals in about a week, and in the meantime you get some really fun painkillers.
― kenan, Friday, 13 April 2007 15:53 (seventeen years ago) link

i made you a sweet mix tape. pavement, some early built to spill, couple live neil young boots, i think you'll really dig it.
― ghost rider, Friday, 13 April 2007 15:54 (seventeen years ago) link

you splash it on there with your hand. kind of hard to POUR something onto the underside of your balls, unless you have help.
― TOMBOT, Friday, 13 April 2007 15:54 (seventeen years ago) link

And you've never heard of cotton swabs?
― Laurel, Friday, 13 April 2007 15:55 (seventeen years ago) link

"dip my balls in it"
― TOMBOT, Friday, 13 April 2007 15:55 (seventeen years ago) link

i'm not getting you anything.
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 13 April 2007 15:55 (seventeen years ago) link

teabagging a cup of rubbing alcohol is not doctor recommended
― kenan, Friday, 13 April 2007 15:56 (seventeen years ago) link

and the cut is not on the underside, it's near the top, about an inch under your dick. Two tiny incisions, one on each side. And thanks to it being a scrotum and all, scarring is totally undetectable.
― kenan, Friday, 13 April 2007 15:57 (seventeen years ago) link

stop it
― Mr. Que, Friday, 13 April 2007 15:57 (seventeen years ago) link

ok wow thanks dude
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 13 April 2007 15:57 (seventeen years ago) link

tea bag it.
― chicago kevin, Friday, 13 April 2007 15:59 (seventeen years ago) link

A scrotum... and [i]all![i]
― HI DERE, Friday, 13 April 2007 15:59 (seventeen years ago) link

oh, wait, nevermind.
― chicago kevin, Friday, 13 April 2007 15:59 (seventeen years ago) link

i'm not talking about ball bags on the internet.
― chicago kevin, Friday, 13 April 2007 16:00 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.gotallsports.com/productimages/9047_1_KBC-12.jpg
― HI DERE, Friday, 13 April 2007 16:01 (seventeen years ago) link

sorry, but this could actually be useful information to a dude who's thinking of getting a vasectomy!
― kenan, Friday, 13 April 2007 16:01 (seventeen years ago) link

so start a thread about it
― Mr. Que, Friday, 13 April 2007 16:02 (seventeen years ago) link

the thing is that no one here is thinking about getting a vasectomy.
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 13 April 2007 16:02 (seventeen years ago) link

oh ok
― kenan, Friday, 13 April 2007 16:02 (seventeen years ago) link

i mean i dunno, maybe someone is but they didn't really say so.
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 13 April 2007 16:02 (seventeen years ago) link

Oh bag it, everyone. Get to the good stuff:
http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/04/princess-in-another-castle-sorry.jpg
― Laurel, Friday, 13 April 2007 16:03 (seventeen years ago) link

Now I want an ocelot.
― Laurel, Friday, 13 April 2007 16:05 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.yptenc.org.uk/docs/factsheets/animal_facts/animal_facts_images/ocelot-baby.jpg

I HAS TWO (2) IS
― Laurel, Friday, 13 April 2007 16:06 (seventeen years ago) link

wow, that looks like the kind of thing i would attempt to cuddle only to have it slash my face to ribbons with razor-like claws.

go to hell ocelot.
― chicago kevin, Friday, 13 April 2007 16:11 (seventeen years ago) link

i'd punch a baby for a cigarette right now.
― chicago kevin, Friday, 13 April 2007 16:17 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.bocashouseboats.com/bocashouseboats/images/margay.jpg

They're like super-intelligent space cats from the future. I pretty sure he's telepathing "I has a bench" at me.
― Laurel, Friday, 13 April 2007 16:17 (seventeen years ago) link

laurel, that thing is totally getting ready to pounce! look at the front legs!
― chicago kevin, Friday, 13 April 2007 16:18 (seventeen years ago) link

Laurel, for your sake, I hope you'll consider de-clawing.
― Sara R-C, Friday, 13 April 2007 16:19 (seventeen years ago) link

The problem is that the front paws are so fat and furry that I just want to put them in my mouth and I can't see anything else. So yeah, I guess de-clawing is in order. Or maybe those little plastic nail caps in candy-apple red.
― Laurel, Friday, 13 April 2007 16:20 (seventeen years ago) link

i'll bet that thing could still take me even if it was de-clawed.
― chicago kevin, Friday, 13 April 2007 16:21 (seventeen years ago) link

laurel, this is crazy, that animal will kill you.
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 13 April 2007 16:22 (seventeen years ago) link

I was just assuming a preference for having throats ripped out over being clawed to death. I might have been mistaken.
― Sara R-C, Friday, 13 April 2007 16:23 (seventeen years ago) link

xpost especially if you try to paint its nails
― Mr. Que, Friday, 13 April 2007 16:23 (seventeen years ago) link

so fat and furry that I just want to put them in my mouth
so fat and furry that I just want to put them in my mouth
so fat and furry that I just want to put them in my mouth
― kenan, Friday, 13 April 2007 16:24 (seventeen years ago) link

seriously, that thing would bat me on either side of the head a couple of times until i fell down then it would take me by the nape of my neck and shake me to death, assuming it's jaws didn't break my neck outright.
― chicago kevin, Friday, 13 April 2007 16:25 (seventeen years ago) link

still got nuts on the brain, eh kenan?
― chicago kevin, Friday, 13 April 2007 16:26 (seventeen years ago) link

I won't own him, we will live in telepathic space harmony! And someday I'll go through the wormhole to visit margay-world where their wisest leaders will have giant furry fluffy paws.
― Laurel, Friday, 13 April 2007 16:26 (seventeen years ago) link

i dunno, it looks like it wants to steal my wallet.
― chicago kevin, Friday, 13 April 2007 16:27 (seventeen years ago) link

This is what happens when I get enough sleep for two days in a row. Fear my brane etc.
― Laurel, Friday, 13 April 2007 16:27 (seventeen years ago) link

i want pizza.
― chicago kevin, Friday, 13 April 2007 16:28 (seventeen years ago) link

laurel: there is an alternative, the asian leopard cat

http://www.exoticcatz.com/photoalbum/albums/userpics/10001/normal_IMGP1610_1.jpg

supposedly they make pretty good pets, though they are still a little more wild than a common house cat
― kenan, Friday, 13 April 2007 16:28 (seventeen years ago) link

you can just get a bengal, at least they are half domesticated
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 13 April 2007 16:29 (seventeen years ago) link

also, fat furry paws always conceal huge claws evolved for rending flesh from bone
― kenan, Friday, 13 April 2007 16:29 (seventeen years ago) link

You just don't want me to be happy.
― Laurel, Friday, 13 April 2007 16:32 (seventeen years ago) link

you can just get a bengal, at least they are half domesticated

some more than others

http://www.baltimoresun.com/media/photo/2005-11/20356483.jpg
― chicago kevin, Friday, 13 April 2007 16:32 (seventeen years ago) link

christ, she's on to us.
― chicago kevin, Friday, 13 April 2007 16:33 (seventeen years ago) link

ok ppl who go up to the shared printer and take the entire stack of shit and just disappear: wtf is up with you?
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 13 April 2007 16:34 (seventeen years ago) link

i want pizza and a beer then a cigarette and i want to eat that pizza and drink that beer and smoke that cigarette outdoors in 78 degree weather.
― chicago kevin, Friday, 13 April 2007 16:42 (seventeen years ago) link

and i want the real kids playing in the background.
― chicago kevin, Friday, 13 April 2007 16:45 (seventeen years ago) link

"fat furry paws conceal huge claws" is generally agreed to be the high point of cypress hill's unreleased repertoire
― TOMBOT, Friday, 13 April 2007 16:46 (seventeen years ago) link

kevin, your dream is admirable.
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 13 April 2007 16:53 (seventeen years ago) link

all i got is that dream.
― chicago kevin, Friday, 13 April 2007 16:56 (seventeen years ago) link

desire will destroy you
― kenan, Friday, 13 April 2007 16:58 (seventeen years ago) link

my dream is that someday i will be able to walk to work

:(
― Tracer Hand, Friday, 13 April 2007 16:58 (seventeen years ago) link

it's halfway there kenan.
― chicago kevin, Friday, 13 April 2007 17:07 (seventeen years ago) link

i'd punch a baby ~~for a cigarette~~ right now.

-- chicago kevin, Friday, April 13, 2007 9:17 AM (1 hour ago)

holy shit i just failed so fucking hard on that exam
― river wolf, Friday, 13 April 2007 17:23 (seventeen years ago) link

all i want to do is drive to a petting zoo and start throwing lambs into a wood chipper
― river wolf, Friday, 13 April 2007 17:23 (seventeen years ago) link

like, may have to put off med school for another year kind of failing
― river wolf, Friday, 13 April 2007 17:24 (seventeen years ago) link

do u ahve a TA you can bone or suck off?
― Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Friday, 13 April 2007 17:25 (seventeen years ago) link

no :(
― river wolf, Friday, 13 April 2007 17:25 (seventeen years ago) link

;_;
― Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Friday, 13 April 2007 17:30 (seventeen years ago) link

LAUREL DON'T BACK DOWN ON THE OCELOT, THEY ARE AWESOMES
― HI DERE, Friday, 13 April 2007 17:32 (seventeen years ago) link

awww river wolf
― ghost rider, Friday, 13 April 2007 17:34 (seventeen years ago) link

how to titillate an ocelot
oscillate its tits a lot
― TOMBOT, Friday, 13 April 2007 17:34 (seventeen years ago) link

wiki tells me that salvador dali had a pet ocelot. So that's kinda cool.
― kenan, Friday, 13 April 2007 17:35 (seventeen years ago) link

ok i just wrote a very long and involved email and i'm finally crashing after 30 hours but it still came as a surprise to me when i realized i hit "ignore" instead of "change" everytime i spelled something wrong.

need coffee.
― chicago kevin, Friday, 13 April 2007 17:35 (seventeen years ago) link

what you need is sleep
― kenan, Friday, 13 April 2007 17:36 (seventeen years ago) link

i srsly don't know what to do about this
― river wolf, Friday, 13 April 2007 17:36 (seventeen years ago) link

true, kenan, but coffee is more acceptable in the workplace.

river wolf... i don't know what to tell you that you probably haven't already told yourself a thousand times. i'm sure you have the collective karma of dc, chgo, and nyc behind you though. good luck.
― chicago kevin, Friday, 13 April 2007 17:39 (seventeen years ago) link

xposts Yes Tom, say that one when you are drunk! It is big fave of N3lli3's dad so I learned it at an early age. If you can do it 10 times in succession I will buy you premium bouze...
― suzy, Friday, 13 April 2007 17:41 (seventeen years ago) link

River wolf it ain't all orgo grades, you know. Your work/life experience will look awesome on apps. Have you taken MCAT yet?

I loved orgo, but there was plenty of shit (HELLO DERE LINEAR METHODS I AM TALKING ABOUT YOU YOU FUCKING EIGENVALUES) that I just had to suck it up and limp through.
― quincie, Friday, 13 April 2007 17:54 (seventeen years ago) link

Seriously, orgo grades are not the only thing that admissions people look at.
― Sara R-C, Friday, 13 April 2007 17:57 (seventeen years ago) link

oh it's not that it sucks and is hard -- it's that there's a very real possibility that the class can't be salvaged. like, getting a C would be fine right now, and i'm not sure that's a possibility. for a student like me, who has quit his "career" to go back to school (and into debt), tanking a class like this means i might have to take it again. which means another entire year of waiting to apply to med school, which is basically the least appealing thing in the world.
― river wolf, Friday, 13 April 2007 17:57 (seventeen years ago) link

Have you talked to the prof at all?
― Sara R-C, Friday, 13 April 2007 17:59 (seventeen years ago) link

I'm so sorry, man. :( how many more tests are there?
― horseshoe, Friday, 13 April 2007 18:00 (seventeen years ago) link

no, the test only finished an hour ago, and he's in class.

plus, he's totally unsympathetic to struggling students (dude's a genius, etc. fun story: girl asked for recommendation for med school once, guy handed her a sheet of paper with the words: "Good student." When she gently suggested that maybe he could write more, he took a pen and wrote "Has a nice ass." She flipped out, brought him up for review, but nothing ever really happened cuz the dude's a smarty-pants and just nabbed a 1.5million dollar grant for the university)
― river wolf, Friday, 13 April 2007 18:02 (seventeen years ago) link

entertaining lecturer, though.
― river wolf, Friday, 13 April 2007 18:02 (seventeen years ago) link

wow I hate your orgo professor. thanks for hogging all the tenured positions, dudes like this!
― horseshoe, Friday, 13 April 2007 18:03 (seventeen years ago) link

so are you sure you tanked it? you haven't gotten it back yet, obv.
― horseshoe, Friday, 13 April 2007 18:03 (seventeen years ago) link

Did you get the grade back already? One of the worst classroom experiences of my life where I knew I was going to end up with an E (thx Harvard) actually ended up as a B-.

SNAP there's that question answered...
― HI DERE, Friday, 13 April 2007 18:04 (seventeen years ago) link

an "E"? what is up with Harvard?
― horseshoe, Friday, 13 April 2007 18:05 (seventeen years ago) link

pretty sure. i mean, one of the questions i couldn't answer (1/5 of the test), and another was on the effin HW and i just drew a blank. i'll get partial credit, probably, but i'm still guaranteed to do no better than, say, a 66%.
― river wolf, Friday, 13 April 2007 18:05 (seventeen years ago) link

which would be fine, if it was getting curved, but everyone else did well, i think.
― river wolf, Friday, 13 April 2007 18:06 (seventeen years ago) link

hey actual DC people - artomatic opens today.. it's all the way out in crystal city! (where is that rotating hotel bar?)
― daria-g, Friday, 13 April 2007 18:06 (seventeen years ago) link

I'm going to hold out hope that it's curved. these bitches who be not knowing what Lolita is have to suck at orgo, right?
― horseshoe, Friday, 13 April 2007 18:07 (seventeen years ago) link

I don't want an artomatic. I want to revive the Automat.
― TOMBOT, Friday, 13 April 2007 18:08 (seventeen years ago) link

Where did those Cosi dorks get all their venture money?
― TOMBOT, Friday, 13 April 2007 18:08 (seventeen years ago) link

That sucks river wolf ... but hang in there - sometimes partial credit is more helpful than you think it will be. (I actually had to look at my name on a recent physiology lab quiz THREE TIMES because I could not match up the score with how I thought I had completley failed it.)

Also - if necessary, could you re-take orgo this summer - with a different prof?
― Sara R-C, Friday, 13 April 2007 18:08 (seventeen years ago) link

when I sat for my editorial cert. exam I was wigged out by all these people leaving waaaaaay before time was called, and here I was with twenty questions still unanswered when they called the two minute warning. I was sure they all just totally aced and I was the dummy. But it turns out I passed and 63% of my fellow test-takers failed. Apparently a bunch of those ppl I thought were so ace because the finished early actually left because the test was fucking hard and they gave up!
― quincie, Friday, 13 April 2007 18:09 (seventeen years ago) link

so yeah moral of story: ppl probably not do as well as you suspect.
― quincie, Friday, 13 April 2007 18:10 (seventeen years ago) link

we'll see. thanks for the kind words, all the same. and yeah, i can take it this summer if needs be (though it will be super accelerated, and will mean i have to put off my application for a few months).

insult to injury: bike had a flat when i came out after the test, and i forgot my flat kit at home ;______;

ANYWAY. back to yr regularly scheduled image macros
― river wolf, Friday, 13 April 2007 18:16 (seventeen years ago) link

reward yrself w friday beer
― Mr. Que, Friday, 13 April 2007 18:18 (seventeen years ago) link

i am going to reward myself a lot tonight, i think
― river wolf, Friday, 13 April 2007 18:18 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.flickr.com/photos/brokenface/45482113/
― river wolf, Friday, 13 April 2007 18:18 (seventeen years ago) link

^^^^ that's where i shop now :/
― river wolf, Friday, 13 April 2007 18:18 (seventeen years ago) link

Turn that frown upside-down with some otters + beers, RW.
― Laurel, Friday, 13 April 2007 18:22 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.sacbrew.com/images/beers/bottles/river_otter_ale.jpg
― Mr. Que, Friday, 13 April 2007 18:23 (seventeen years ago) link

Dude go to the racist couch thread! They probably sell those at the retarded children's store.
― HI DERE, Friday, 13 April 2007 18:23 (seventeen years ago) link

so what is people's compulsion, when describing racist things someone has said, to tack on, "she's not racist, really"?*

*I know nabisco already explained this on the Richards/Imus thread, but the explanation is infuriating.
― horseshoe, Friday, 13 April 2007 18:25 (seventeen years ago) link

(that was a rhetorical question, guys; don't let me kill the DC thread with racism y/n/b(ritishes) talk)
― horseshoe, Friday, 13 April 2007 18:33 (seventeen years ago) link

dudes i cant wait to hang with you all tonight
― 69, Friday, 13 April 2007 18:37 (seventeen years ago) link

Yay it has been a long time since I've seen everyone, it seems.
― quincie, Friday, 13 April 2007 18:38 (seventeen years ago) link

ok, how the fuck am i supposed to go to this birthday party tonight?
― chicago kevin, Friday, 13 April 2007 18:39 (seventeen years ago) link

Still time to catch cheap flight! American or United to DCA!
― quincie, Friday, 13 April 2007 18:39 (seventeen years ago) link

then take GREEN LINE
― quincie, Friday, 13 April 2007 18:39 (seventeen years ago) link

wait, what? i have a party to go to in chicago.
― chicago kevin, Friday, 13 April 2007 18:40 (seventeen years ago) link

dude kevin either come to temperance hall or go back to hell
― 69, Friday, 13 April 2007 18:41 (seventeen years ago) link

no kevin, tom's party is here in dc, where he lives.
― ghost rider, Friday, 13 April 2007 18:41 (seventeen years ago) link

it's Tom's birthday? happy birthday, Tom!!!
― horseshoe, Friday, 13 April 2007 18:41 (seventeen years ago) link

so what is people's compulsion, when describing racist things someone has said, to tack on, "she's not racist, really"?*

Anti-essentialism?
― jaymc, Friday, 13 April 2007 18:42 (seventeen years ago) link

DON'T BRING YOUR EVIL HERE
― ghost rider, Friday, 13 April 2007 18:43 (seventeen years ago) link

can we please not talk about racism in this thread?

also

dude kevin either come to temperance hall or go back to hell
dude kevin either come to temperance hall or go back to hell
dude kevin either come to temperance hall or go back to hell
dude kevin either come to temperance hall or go back to hell
dude kevin either come to temperance hall or go back to hell
― Mr. Que, Friday, 13 April 2007 18:43 (seventeen years ago) link

oh, John, you know I love you. let's not have this conversation again. :(

beartrap
― horseshoe, Friday, 13 April 2007 18:43 (seventeen years ago) link

yeah for realz we don't do that shit here on the dc thread

beartraps
― quincie, Friday, 13 April 2007 18:44 (seventeen years ago) link

ok, h, i'm not really in the mood for it, anyway.

ATTN QUINCIE: When are you coming to Chicago? I thought it was this weekend, but n/a told me last night that he thought it was the end of the month.
― jaymc, Friday, 13 April 2007 18:44 (seventeen years ago) link

sorry guys, that was my bad.
― horseshoe, Friday, 13 April 2007 18:44 (seventeen years ago) link

wqait where is my birthday when? huh?
― TOMBOT, Friday, 13 April 2007 18:44 (seventeen years ago) link

no apology needed, horseshoe.
― Mr. Que, Friday, 13 April 2007 18:45 (seventeen years ago) link

tombot's drunk already awesome
― Mr. Que, Friday, 13 April 2007 18:45 (seventeen years ago) link

More ocelots, pls.
― Laurel, Friday, 13 April 2007 18:46 (seventeen years ago) link

beartraps I am coming to Chicago on the 29th (Sunday), staying 'till tuesday

OH SHUSH, KEEP IT DOWN NOW, VOICES CARRY!
― quincie, Friday, 13 April 2007 18:46 (seventeen years ago) link

my wife's brain is filled with the worst songs of all time
― Mr. Que, Friday, 13 April 2007 18:47 (seventeen years ago) link

oh come on that one's not even that bad
― quincie, Friday, 13 April 2007 18:48 (seventeen years ago) link

Rad. I'll def. be able to hang out on Sunday night, then.
― jaymc, Friday, 13 April 2007 18:49 (seventeen years ago) link

Voices Carry is great u r all gay
― horseshoe, Friday, 13 April 2007 18:49 (seventeen years ago) link

HE SAID SHUT UP! HE SAID SHUT UP!
― horseshoe, Friday, 13 April 2007 18:49 (seventeen years ago) link

blood diamonds h that song rules!
― quincie, Friday, 13 April 2007 18:50 (seventeen years ago) link

voices carry has one of the greatest square wave + reverb solos of all time
― TOMBOT, Friday, 13 April 2007 18:50 (seventeen years ago) link

Is that on the jukebox at Temperance Hall? Because if so I am totally going to get drunk and sing it standing on the bar.
― quincie, Friday, 13 April 2007 18:51 (seventeen years ago) link

BO DWEE DOW DAW DEEWWW DWEEE DAOWWW
― TOMBOT, Friday, 13 April 2007 18:51 (seventeen years ago) link

nice knowing you guys
― Mr. Que, Friday, 13 April 2007 18:51 (seventeen years ago) link

oh man my birthday is going to rule!
― TOMBOT, Friday, 13 April 2007 18:51 (seventeen years ago) link

haha, q, we can get drunk and serenade CHILX with it when you're in town.
― horseshoe, Friday, 13 April 2007 18:52 (seventeen years ago) link

hahaha oh yes let's!
― quincie, Friday, 13 April 2007 18:53 (seventeen years ago) link

then we can eat our phones
― quincie, Friday, 13 April 2007 18:53 (seventeen years ago) link

that sucks
― Mr. Que, Friday, 13 April 2007 18:54 (seventeen years ago) link

that's a bad idea all around
― Mr. Que, Friday, 13 April 2007 18:54 (seventeen years ago) link

that is the opposite of blood diamonds
― Mr. Que, Friday, 13 April 2007 18:54 (seventeen years ago) link

you hate fun
― ghost rider, Friday, 13 April 2007 18:54 (seventeen years ago) link

I am so looking forward to learning how this is done, this phone-eating.

beartrap haha, Mr. Que, we will be sure to get you on the phone when we're about to do it.
― horseshoe, Friday, 13 April 2007 18:54 (seventeen years ago) link

i hate music
― Mr. Que, Friday, 13 April 2007 18:55 (seventeen years ago) link

you're just envious husband
― quincie, Friday, 13 April 2007 18:55 (seventeen years ago) link

i will make a note to never answer my phone again
― Mr. Que, Friday, 13 April 2007 18:55 (seventeen years ago) link

I think the jose carioca tattoo needs to be on Mr. Que
― TOMBOT, Friday, 13 April 2007 18:55 (seventeen years ago) link

Mr. Que wants us to have a prayer-meeting with his wife. no drinking. no singing Til Tuesday.
― horseshoe, Friday, 13 April 2007 18:55 (seventeen years ago) link

OH SHUSH, KEEP IT DOWN NOW, VOICES CARRY!

that video was filmed in loverly medford, massachusetts.

i would so totally jump on a plane right now and get totally f'ed up with you guys if it wasn't one of my very best friend's birthday and i never get to see her anymore.
― chicago kevin, Friday, 13 April 2007 18:55 (seventeen years ago) link

totally.
― chicago kevin, Friday, 13 April 2007 18:55 (seventeen years ago) link

wait that's Amy Mann, isn't it???
― quincie, Friday, 13 April 2007 18:56 (seventeen years ago) link

dumb fact of the day: the til tuesday chick is from my hometown circa 5th grade-high school and went to the high school one town over for awhile.
― Mr. Que, Friday, 13 April 2007 18:56 (seventeen years ago) link

spelled Aimee
― Mr. Que, Friday, 13 April 2007 18:56 (seventeen years ago) link

happy birthday to one of Kevin's very best friends!

beartrap yes, q, when she was in the v. significant band Til Tuesday.
― horseshoe, Friday, 13 April 2007 18:56 (seventeen years ago) link

and 'til tuesday i believe.
― chicago kevin, Friday, 13 April 2007 18:58 (seventeen years ago) link

guysa it's friday not tudayes
― TOMBOT, Friday, 13 April 2007 18:58 (seventeen years ago) link

OHHHH for a long time I was trying to figure out what "Voices Carry" was. I was thinking of the all-star charity song "Voices That Care."
― jaymc, Friday, 13 April 2007 18:58 (seventeen years ago) link

are you drunk, Tom? if so, would it be appropriate for me to say blood diamonds?
― horseshoe, Friday, 13 April 2007 18:59 (seventeen years ago) link

hi thanks, John, now "Voices that Care" is in my head. WHY DO I REMEMBER VOICES THAT CARE???
― horseshoe, Friday, 13 April 2007 18:59 (seventeen years ago) link

ok i have to go to a meeting but will someone pls pls pls post the lyrics to that song so that we can have a discussion a la the one about 'Manic Monday'?
― quincie, Friday, 13 April 2007 18:59 (seventeen years ago) link

no
― Mr. Que, Friday, 13 April 2007 19:00 (seventeen years ago) link

forget it
― Mr. Que, Friday, 13 April 2007 19:00 (seventeen years ago) link

I'm not drunk just broed at wrok
― TOMBOT, Friday, 13 April 2007 19:00 (seventeen years ago) link

i mean voice carry, not that other song!
― quincie, Friday, 13 April 2007 19:00 (seventeen years ago) link

broing at work
― Mr. Que, Friday, 13 April 2007 19:00 (seventeen years ago) link

I'm in the dark, I'd like to read his mind
but I'm frightened of the things I might find
Oh, there must be something he's thinking of
to tear him away
when I tell him that I'm falling in love
why does he say

Hush hush
keep it down now
voices carry

I try so hard not to get upset
because I know all the trouble I'll get
oh, he tells me tears are something to hide
and something to fear
and I try so hard to keep it inside
so no one can hear

Hush hush
keep it down now
voices carry

He wants me
but only part of the time
He wants me
if he can keep me in line

Hush hush
keep it down now
voices carry

hush hush, darling, she might overhear
oh, no-voices carry
he said shut up he said shut up
oh God can't you keep it down
voices carry
I wish he would let me talk

sorry Mr. Que!!!
― horseshoe, Friday, 13 April 2007 19:01 (seventeen years ago) link

whoever posts the lyrics to that song i will buy them one (1) beer tonight

hahaha xpost--h I got you in Chicago!
― quincie, Friday, 13 April 2007 19:01 (seventeen years ago) link

guys i'm not drunk but i hope tom is. hhaapppyppypadlfkjb birthad;lkfjasdfkjxc,m bot
― river wolf, Friday, 13 April 2007 19:02 (seventeen years ago) link

I'm in the dark, I'd like to read his mind

She's standing over his bed after breaking into his apartment. She's holding a butcher knife in one hand, and the dude's diary in the other. She forgot to bring a flashlight. The dude is sleeping.
― Mr. Que, Friday, 13 April 2007 19:02 (seventeen years ago) link

hahahahaha @ meta nature of dialogue between spouses on singing "voices carry"
― TOMBOT, Friday, 13 April 2007 19:02 (seventeen years ago) link

he said shut up he said shut up

^^^^^FAVORITE PART YOU GUYS!!!
― horseshoe, Friday, 13 April 2007 19:02 (seventeen years ago) link

god willing i will be soon, though
― river wolf, Friday, 13 April 2007 19:02 (seventeen years ago) link

"this song is great! I'm going to sing it to people!"
"no shut up"
"You shut up I'll sing it to people in other cities too!"
"I said NO god DAMMIT"
― TOMBOT, Friday, 13 April 2007 19:03 (seventeen years ago) link

dudes my hair is starting to curl again. :-(
― chicago kevin, Friday, 13 April 2007 19:03 (seventeen years ago) link

slow day
― TOMBOT, Friday, 13 April 2007 19:03 (seventeen years ago) link

but I'm frightened of the things I might find

she's tried to hack into his email account, and has guess all sorts of stuff: "banana," "pencil," "kittenbukkake": none of them work. So she decided to read his diary to see what's really up with the dude. he's a quiet sort of dude, which causes the more paranoid parts of her brain to wander away from herself. . .
― Mr. Que, Friday, 13 April 2007 19:04 (seventeen years ago) link

Lonely fear lights up the sky
Can't help but wonder why
You're so far away

There, you had to take a stand
In someone else's land
Life can be so strange

I wish we never had to choose
To either win or lose
That we could find a way (We could find a way)

But I won't turn my back again
Your honour I'll defend
So hurry home, and 'til then (til then)

Chorus:
Stand tall, stand proud!
Voices that care are crying out loud
And when you close your eyes tonight
Feel in your heart how our love burns bright (hurry home… ooh)

I'm not here to justify the cause
Or to count up all the loss
That's all been done before

I just can't let you feel alone
When there's so much love at home
We're sending out to you

All the courage that you've known
The bravery you've shown
Clearly lights the way

We pray to make the future bright
To make the wrong things right

Right or wrong, we're all praying you remain strong
That's why we're all here and singing along

-Repeat Chorus-

You are the voice
You are the light

-Repeat Chorus
― jaymc, Friday, 13 April 2007 19:04 (seventeen years ago) link

John, I am going to kill you!
― horseshoe, Friday, 13 April 2007 19:04 (seventeen years ago) link

oh why
― kenan, Friday, 13 April 2007 19:05 (seventeen years ago) link

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Voices_That_Care
― jaymc, Friday, 13 April 2007 19:05 (seventeen years ago) link

you are a bad person
― Mr. Que, Friday, 13 April 2007 19:05 (seventeen years ago) link

i mean why post that, not why kill john
― kenan, Friday, 13 April 2007 19:05 (seventeen years ago) link

Oh, there must be something he's thinking of
to tear him away

yeah like that diner bitch waitress he knows, Suzie, is that her name? What kind of name is Suzie, anyway? Probably closer to Susan anyway.
― Mr. Que, Friday, 13 April 2007 19:06 (seventeen years ago) link

those two lines actually make no sense together.
― horseshoe, Friday, 13 April 2007 19:07 (seventeen years ago) link

ha ha css
― Mr. Que, Friday, 13 April 2007 19:07 (seventeen years ago) link

i am only just now, like TODAY, up on the fact que and quincy are married. I'm learning, you guys, I'm just slow.
― kenan, Friday, 13 April 2007 19:09 (seventeen years ago) link

we're not married, she bought me on the internet
― Mr. Que, Friday, 13 April 2007 19:10 (seventeen years ago) link

no shame there, you're a man whore, what's the big deal?
― kenan, Friday, 13 April 2007 19:11 (seventeen years ago) link

there's another one of you on ebay right now in fact
http://i19.ebayimg.com/03/i/000/96/de/b5f7_1.JPG
― TOMBOT, Friday, 13 April 2007 19:11 (seventeen years ago) link

jesus christ
― Mr. Que, Friday, 13 April 2007 19:12 (seventeen years ago) link

http://members.jcom.home.ne.jp/mrques3/
― Mr. Que, Friday, 13 April 2007 19:17 (seventeen years ago) link

CSS at you turning out to be an electronics module used in obnoxious boom cars
― TOMBOT, Friday, 13 April 2007 19:19 (seventeen years ago) link

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=82421375
― Mr. Que, Friday, 13 April 2007 19:22 (seventeen years ago) link

Wednesday, January 03, 2007

Gotta Get Mine
Current mood: calm

Im Focus Man
― Mr. Que, Friday, 13 April 2007 19:22 (seventeen years ago) link

that's the dude with the best myspace page
― TOMBOT, Friday, 13 April 2007 19:36 (seventeen years ago) link

where did everyone go
― TOMBOT, Friday, 13 April 2007 19:46 (seventeen years ago) link

i scared them away with my boomin system
― Mr. Que, Friday, 13 April 2007 19:46 (seventeen years ago) link

i'm locked in a steel-cage death match with the sandman here, i'm trying but shit, this guy's tenacious as a motherfucker.
― chicago kevin, Friday, 13 April 2007 19:49 (seventeen years ago) link

also, the cafeteria closed early for "customer service training" today so i didn't get any coffee. you know what would have been GREAT customer service? NOT TAKING AWAY THE GODDAMN COFFEE AT 12:45.
― chicago kevin, Friday, 13 April 2007 19:51 (seventeen years ago) link

Can I go home plz
― Ned Raggett, Friday, 13 April 2007 19:53 (seventeen years ago) link

There is no reason for work now. It is Friday afternoon.
― Ned Raggett, Friday, 13 April 2007 19:54 (seventeen years ago) link

word in the cosmic uhh
― TOMBOT, Friday, 13 April 2007 19:55 (seventeen years ago) link

why the fuck do we work so early? is there ANYONE you know who wouldn't want to start work at like 10 or 10:30 or whatever? why are we still clinging to the antequated tradition of waking up early to go to work?
― chicago kevin, Friday, 13 April 2007 19:55 (seventeen years ago) link

In my case the building has to open early so I have to be here early and etc. FDafgads;ghga
― Ned Raggett, Friday, 13 April 2007 19:56 (seventeen years ago) link

I got to work at 10 today. I suggest you find a job in the comforting, though low-paying, world of academia.
― dan m, Friday, 13 April 2007 19:57 (seventeen years ago) link

spoken like a man who didn't sleep last night

beartraps
― kenan, Friday, 13 April 2007 19:57 (seventeen years ago) link

I suggest you find a job in the comforting, though low-paying, world of academia.

This is PRECISELY the job I have, I should note.
― Ned Raggett, Friday, 13 April 2007 19:58 (seventeen years ago) link

that's rough, man
― dan m, Friday, 13 April 2007 20:01 (seventeen years ago) link

academia is toughest on librarians.
― horseshoe, Friday, 13 April 2007 20:03 (seventeen years ago) link

also, Kevin totally otm on starting the day at 10:30.
― horseshoe, Friday, 13 April 2007 20:04 (seventeen years ago) link

academia is toughest on librarians.

The support staff on campus would question this. And rightfully so.
― Ned Raggett, Friday, 13 April 2007 20:05 (seventeen years ago) link

I slept last night and I'm fading fast.
― Laurel, Friday, 13 April 2007 20:06 (seventeen years ago) link

my body is doing really weird things right now.
― chicago kevin, Friday, 13 April 2007 20:06 (seventeen years ago) link

I get out of bed at 8:15 and am at work by 9:30. Of course, I'd almost always rather sleep in another hour, but it's not too bad.
― jaymc, Friday, 13 April 2007 20:09 (seventeen years ago) link

xpost tourette's?
― kenan, Friday, 13 April 2007 20:09 (seventeen years ago) link

it's just weird.
― chicago kevin, Friday, 13 April 2007 20:10 (seventeen years ago) link

if i didn't have to be at work at nine, it would only encourage me to stay up later, so it wouldn't really affect my mood or energy level one way or the other. Plus, I like going home at 5-6 o'clock.
― kenan, Friday, 13 April 2007 20:15 (seventeen years ago) link

OK I have nothing in my inbox right now. I wouldn't care except I have to account for my time, so I guess I should go looking for more work to do.
― jaymc, Friday, 13 April 2007 20:16 (seventeen years ago) link

HELP ALLY ALEX SOMEONE COME BACK GAWD
― Laurel, Friday, 13 April 2007 20:22 (seventeen years ago) link

Hi I'm here BUT NOT FOR LONG.

fyi I am printing out the lyrics to "voices carry," the better to sing them to all of you this evening.
― quincie, Friday, 13 April 2007 20:23 (seventeen years ago) link

lol chicago thread
― ghost rider, Friday, 13 April 2007 20:24 (seventeen years ago) link

RIP
― kenan, Friday, 13 April 2007 20:24 (seventeen years ago) link

sorry laurel, i quit work early and now i'm doing laundry and watching mst3k.
― ghost rider, Friday, 13 April 2007 20:25 (seventeen years ago) link

ally quit early too and as far as i know she's frosting cupcakes or napping or something right now
― ghost rider, Friday, 13 April 2007 20:25 (seventeen years ago) link

best thing about restaurants: working from 4pm to 10pm or midnight or whenever. Then staying up 'til 5am and still getting a solid seven hours of sleep.
― milo z, Friday, 13 April 2007 20:26 (seventeen years ago) link

or getting her cupcakes frosted

beartraps
― kenan, Friday, 13 April 2007 20:26 (seventeen years ago) link

seriously, i'm gonna wind up falling asleep at this party.
― chicago kevin, Friday, 13 April 2007 20:27 (seventeen years ago) link

I'm quitting now but it's not early.
― TOMBOT, Friday, 13 April 2007 20:29 (seventeen years ago) link

gabba gabba hey
― Mr. Que, Friday, 13 April 2007 20:32 (seventeen years ago) link

Dear DC,

Chicago was my friend first--please stick with your own kind and leave my people alone.

Thanks,

A lonely Chicagoan in Michigan.
― Jesse, Friday, 13 April 2007 21:07 (seventeen years ago) link

http://charltonhestonworld.homestead.com/files/ch-moses6.jpg
― kenan, Friday, 13 April 2007 21:08 (seventeen years ago) link

wtf dude they all invaded our thread, barely any of dc proper is even online this afternoon
― ghost rider, Friday, 13 April 2007 21:10 (seventeen years ago) link

ha ha

Hey Pharoah, why don't you lay off?
― Jesse, Friday, 13 April 2007 21:11 (seventeen years ago) link

I'm sorry. I was just lonely ,so I lashed out. :(
― Jesse, Friday, 13 April 2007 21:11 (seventeen years ago) link

hi, i was going to come on this thread sometime and ask pete 69 about getting yr credit card number stolen. though maybe it's mostly chicagoans today anyway.

turns out that i had two UPS packages stolen from my building's lobby the same afternoon that somebody went crazy with my cc #. there wouldn't have been a cc number on the receipts, but that's a bit too coincidental for my tastes. i know that my cc company will work things out and i did the fraud alert thing, but it's kinda worrying.
― JuliaA, Friday, 13 April 2007 21:18 (seventeen years ago) link

I only came on this thread because that's where everyone else was.
― jaymc, Friday, 13 April 2007 21:29 (seventeen years ago) link

I came on this thread.
― jaymc, Friday, 13 April 2007 21:43 (seventeen years ago) link

I came all over it.
― jaymc, Friday, 13 April 2007 21:43 (seventeen years ago) link

come somewhere else dude
― Mr. Que, Friday, 13 April 2007 21:43 (seventeen years ago) link

ew
― JuliaA, Friday, 13 April 2007 22:09 (seventeen years ago) link

hey, is there a plan tonight, happy hour?
― daria-g, Friday, 13 April 2007 22:15 (seventeen years ago) link

YES WE ARE AT TEMPERANCE HALL
― TOMBOT, Friday, 13 April 2007 22:50 (seventeen years ago) link

I AM NOT AT TEMPERANCE HALL

I WILL BE

SOON
― I DIED, Friday, 13 April 2007 22:53 (seventeen years ago) link

oh you guys
― river wolf, Saturday, 14 April 2007 02:54 (seventeen years ago) link

HEY DOES ANYONE WANT TO SING A MEMORIAL SERVICE FOR ME TOMORROW? BE YR BEST FRIEND...
― HI DERE, Saturday, 14 April 2007 03:07 (seventeen years ago) link

i'll do it
― river wolf, Saturday, 14 April 2007 03:09 (seventeen years ago) link

i have a beautiful voice, and am sensitive to other people's feelings
― river wolf, Saturday, 14 April 2007 03:09 (seventeen years ago) link

YAY

HI DERE BOOZE
― HI DERE, Saturday, 14 April 2007 03:16 (seventeen years ago) link

I HAVE BEERS!

also: have been invited to a....zombie party?
― river wolf, Saturday, 14 April 2007 03:17 (seventeen years ago) link

DUDE AWESOME (watch yr brains, tho)
― HI DERE, Saturday, 14 April 2007 03:20 (seventeen years ago) link

i don't have any, remember?
― river wolf, Saturday, 14 April 2007 03:28 (seventeen years ago) link

I wasn't lying guys!

http://www.griffintechnology.com/assets/images/products/ifm/prod_ifm_main.jpg
― Mr. Que, Saturday, 14 April 2007 03:42 (seventeen years ago) link

hahaha wow that looks like I photoshopped it, doesn't it.

http://www.griffintechnology.com/products/ifmdock/
― Mr. Que, Saturday, 14 April 2007 03:43 (seventeen years ago) link

when will it catch satellite radio?
― kenan, Saturday, 14 April 2007 03:46 (seventeen years ago) link

for a reasonable price, i should add?
― kenan, Saturday, 14 April 2007 03:46 (seventeen years ago) link

some people at temperance hall tonight thought I made up ifm.

xpost: YOU! YOU! Dude!
― Mr. Que, Saturday, 14 April 2007 03:46 (seventeen years ago) link

GOOD LORD ALMIGHTY YOU WOULD HAVE TO BE BRAIN FUCKING DAMAGED TO LISTEN TO FM RADIO SO PLEASE TRY TO SELL ME THIS PRODUCT OK?
― kenan, Saturday, 14 April 2007 03:48 (seventeen years ago) link

dude, go to bed, okay?
― Mr. Que, Saturday, 14 April 2007 03:49 (seventeen years ago) link

you make an interesting point.
― kenan, Saturday, 14 April 2007 03:51 (seventeen years ago) link

First of all. Mr. Que, that would never happen.
― I DIED, Saturday, 14 April 2007 05:29 (seventeen years ago) link

tonight i consumed:

beer from a can
bourbon from a plastic jug
black cherry vodka that tasted like jello, if you made jello with gasoline.
gin without a brand name. just a white label with red letters saying Gin.

all in all i'm doing ok. i think i'm gonna make a sandwich, maybe see if anyone's in the neighborhood, then go to bed. i love you.
― chicago kevin, Saturday, 14 April 2007 06:35 (seventeen years ago) link

Love to Chicago, man. Glad to hear you got home okay. Sleep sometime.
― Laurel, Saturday, 14 April 2007 06:38 (seventeen years ago) link

sometime.
― chicago kevin, Saturday, 14 April 2007 07:00 (seventeen years ago) link

I have woken up with a hangover and britain's most respected radio new programme is blethering about a 20 something's breakup with another 20 something (prince william and whoever). This I do not need.
― Ed, Saturday, 14 April 2007 07:14 (seventeen years ago) link

Maybe it's just because I am more hungover this morning but the hot waitress was hotter this morning.
― Ed, Saturday, 14 April 2007 10:18 (seventeen years ago) link

guys i'm not even hungover a little bit
― river wolf, Saturday, 14 April 2007 12:23 (seventeen years ago) link

:D
― river wolf, Saturday, 14 April 2007 12:33 (seventeen years ago) link

Me either! :D

I didn't drink anything, though. ;_;
― HI DERE, Saturday, 14 April 2007 12:36 (seventeen years ago) link

I have ever so slight dehydration headache but water & food are curing it. In about 10 minutes I get up and do hair & stage make-up and get on the subway in a kilt.
― Laurel, Saturday, 14 April 2007 14:41 (seventeen years ago) link

I am also not hungover. Today is a magical day!
― John Justen, Saturday, 14 April 2007 15:01 (seventeen years ago) link

Ia am no longer hung over. I am sitting in the park, drunk, with a white russsian having lost at softball. My wr is 8080 blood diamonds. Iam oniginal devondhire dimplin' round the wicket. Sounts to. Hand for the ocassion. Ed
― Ed, Saturday, 14 April 2007 16:54 (seventeen years ago) link

Guys it is time for you to melt your mind a bit -- go here:

http://mackro.blogspot.com/

(Blog of donut b., formerly of these parts.) Plz to read through the seven days of J-Pop series and download/play everything, especially the Tomoe Shinohara and Ram Rider stuff.
― Ned Raggett, Saturday, 14 April 2007 16:57 (seventeen years ago) link

ok here: Japanese people are brilliant with distilling western culture sometimes, and sometimes they hilariously do not get it.

That's actually the whole story. That's it.
― kenan, Saturday, 14 April 2007 17:04 (seventeen years ago) link

IT'S NOT THAT FREAKIN INTERESTING
― kenan, Saturday, 14 April 2007 17:05 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.wolavers.com/data/Unsorted/summerale-label.jpg
― Mr. Que, Saturday, 14 April 2007 19:17 (seventeen years ago) link

Are you teh drunk?
― Ned Raggett, Saturday, 14 April 2007 19:30 (seventeen years ago) link

no. ;___;

maybe later.
― Mr. Que, Saturday, 14 April 2007 19:32 (seventeen years ago) link

A noble goal.

My tasks for today include a strawberry dessert for a get-together with friends tonight (currently chilling in fridge) and a 'lecture' on Kajagoogoo to give to friends at lunch after one of their number asked me the other day for one (recorded, burned onto CD).
― Ned Raggett, Saturday, 14 April 2007 19:35 (seventeen years ago) link

I want to let TOMBOT know in advance that he is a-ok as far as I'm concerned, because I fear that after I consume one of his suggestions from the drinking thread tonight, I will lash out in anger.
― John Justen, Saturday, 14 April 2007 19:50 (seventeen years ago) link

I may have drunk too much beer schbliefte.
― Ed, Saturday, 14 April 2007 20:13 (seventeen years ago) link

Oh BTW it's now looking v. likely I'll be in DC end of July/early August for a day or two.
― Ned Raggett, Saturday, 14 April 2007 23:44 (seventeen years ago) link

i'm in pittsburgh with a case of otter creek esb w00t
― mookieproof, Sunday, 15 April 2007 03:47 (seventeen years ago) link

guys i actually died last night. how do i keep convincing myself that going to alex's place after last call is actually a brilliant decision?
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Sunday, 15 April 2007 04:12 (seventeen years ago) link

wait, it is a brilliant decision.
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Sunday, 15 April 2007 04:12 (seventeen years ago) link

oh is that why i got a couple of random phone calls at 3:15 in the morning!! nobody actually was on the line when i picked up, i just heard a bunch of ppl talking & thought, how can you all still be at the bar?
― daria-g, Sunday, 15 April 2007 04:20 (seventeen years ago) link

speaking of which ally, apologies if/when you get random hangup calls from me. evidently there's a call button on my razr phone near the off button and it'll just call the first person in my address book

maybe i should put a fake entry in there called 'aaaa' that'd solve it! a-ha!
― daria-g, Sunday, 15 April 2007 04:21 (seventeen years ago) link

Ally, plz to not be dead. :-(
― Ned Raggett, Sunday, 15 April 2007 04:51 (seventeen years ago) link

oh man, i get calls like that all the time, i'm actually really glad most of my friends are also friends with alex these days so i'm SECOND in pplz phones now.

also
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/229/459424574_5275ec13b0.jpg
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Sunday, 15 April 2007 05:24 (seventeen years ago) link

every time mw says drinking is stupid, i'm gonna post that pic
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Sunday, 15 April 2007 05:25 (seventeen years ago) link

wait, that's right, alex.. i wonder why my phone always calls you then??

one thing abt being home because the weather is too awful to go out.. my radio is pulling in baltimore 92Q right now which was just playing some v excellent club music (i have to say this baltimore club stuff is a lot less cheesy than i remember from late 90s). also they're running a contest in which, if you are the 29th caller when you hear the promo of the rutgers girls smacking down don imus, you win tickets to wwe smackdown, live
― daria-g, Sunday, 15 April 2007 05:35 (seventeen years ago) link

guys this picture is really awesome and i'm proud of the three of us for being in it
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/210/459431774_d0f5dc9265.jpg

also wwe smackdown live?!? that is whoa.
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Sunday, 15 April 2007 06:14 (seventeen years ago) link

HEY ARE YOU GUYS TALKING ABOUT RECORDS
― ghost rider, Sunday, 15 April 2007 09:04 (seventeen years ago) link

this picture is the best

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/213/459431804_1ce5535214.jpg?v=0
― Mr. Que, Sunday, 15 April 2007 14:32 (seventeen years ago) link

whoa
― mookieproof, Sunday, 15 April 2007 17:12 (seventeen years ago) link

guys eating only two (2) sandwiches in over 48 hours is not enough food
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Sunday, 15 April 2007 17:31 (seventeen years ago) link

hey fyi I ate four (4) of ally's awesome birthday cupcakes that night, one on the cab ride home because MW snagged another one for me on the way out *swoon*
― quincie, Sunday, 15 April 2007 17:38 (seventeen years ago) link

Also: who wants to do my taxes? I will trade you OTTER BEER, although it is supposed to be for allyzay and her Mac office benevolence. . .
― quincie, Sunday, 15 April 2007 17:38 (seventeen years ago) link

And yes, I am currently sitting next to some OTTER CREEK 'OTTER SUMMER ALE (note: apostrophe THEIRS)
― quincie, Sunday, 15 April 2007 17:39 (seventeen years ago) link

i'll do your taxes too, i mean i'm bored today.

also, egg and bacon sandwich, you were totally otm!!!
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Sunday, 15 April 2007 17:59 (seventeen years ago) link

OH FUCK CAN'T INSTALL TAX SOFTWARE DON'T HAVE ADMIN RIGHTS ON WORK LAPTOP WTF OMG
― quincie, Sunday, 15 April 2007 18:20 (seventeen years ago) link

Gummi Worms marinated for a day in vodka?

a bad choice.
― John Justen, Sunday, 15 April 2007 18:33 (seventeen years ago) link

who'd have thought.
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Sunday, 15 April 2007 19:00 (seventeen years ago) link

Some might say that I'm not really very smart in my alcohol choices.
― John Justen, Sunday, 15 April 2007 19:16 (seventeen years ago) link

Whew. Federal done. Now on to DC tax raping.
― quincie, Sunday, 15 April 2007 19:47 (seventeen years ago) link

CSS DC's online filing is down FUCKERS
― quincie, Sunday, 15 April 2007 19:53 (seventeen years ago) link

oh i wasn't even allowed to file online in dc due to some arcane rule. i had to mail it in regardless. i think basically they're just trying to make sure they can take as utterly long as possible before mailing out all those like $3 checks.
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Sunday, 15 April 2007 20:18 (seventeen years ago) link

fuck i still have to mail dc their dirty money
― ghost rider, Sunday, 15 April 2007 20:21 (seventeen years ago) link

hammered.
― chicago kevin, Sunday, 15 April 2007 20:27 (seventeen years ago) link

stop raining stop raining stop raining sooooo bored argh
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Sunday, 15 April 2007 20:27 (seventeen years ago) link

if anyone wants to join me at work that's cool I'm busy specifying LACE NAPKINS.
― I DIED, Sunday, 15 April 2007 20:30 (seventeen years ago) link

ok where is your work
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Sunday, 15 April 2007 20:31 (seventeen years ago) link

i am basically dead i think
― ghost rider, Sunday, 15 April 2007 20:40 (seventeen years ago) link

css
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Sunday, 15 April 2007 20:43 (seventeen years ago) link

does anyone want to make me an omelette
― ghost rider, Sunday, 15 April 2007 20:44 (seventeen years ago) link

i would make you one but by the time it gets to your place it'd be cold.
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Sunday, 15 April 2007 20:46 (seventeen years ago) link

i would go get some food but standing up is difficult
― ghost rider, Sunday, 15 April 2007 20:48 (seventeen years ago) link

awwww poor ghost rider. why don't you just order some food?
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Sunday, 15 April 2007 20:49 (seventeen years ago) link

why is it I'm am forever wary when it appears that DC owes me large-ish sums of money? Like, I'm convinced I fucked up my calculations somehow. . .
― quincie, Sunday, 15 April 2007 21:35 (seventeen years ago) link

why am I reading the comments at daily kos again when I said I wouldn't?
there is this kos vs pandagon's version of feminism squabble going on.. christ, what happened to feminism that people are so sensitive to the slightest insult, they even make them up?!?

i should start a feminist contrarian blog and just piss everyone off
― daria-g, Sunday, 15 April 2007 22:03 (seventeen years ago) link

GUYS
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/220/460641841_eea8fbf50b.jpg
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Sunday, 15 April 2007 22:50 (seventeen years ago) link

there's a 3PO lightpost down the street from us
― quincie, Sunday, 15 April 2007 22:53 (seventeen years ago) link

but i like the R2 mailboxes better
― quincie, Sunday, 15 April 2007 22:53 (seventeen years ago) link

ha ha this is not quincie
― quincie, Sunday, 15 April 2007 22:54 (seventeen years ago) link

i should start a feminist contrarian blog and just piss everyone off

I will totally read this, if you do!
― horseshoe, Sunday, 15 April 2007 22:54 (seventeen years ago) link

I WAS GOING TO COMMENT ON THE R2D@ MAILBOXES, THEY ARE AWESOME
― HI DERE, Sunday, 15 April 2007 23:10 (seventeen years ago) link

lol nyc
― pretzel walrus, Sunday, 15 April 2007 23:57 (seventeen years ago) link

saaaaaaaaaaaay...

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/210/459431774_d0f5dc9265.jpg
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/14/15332127_4b741f645f.jpg
― river wolf, Monday, 16 April 2007 01:12 (seventeen years ago) link

omg I saw one of those jedimaster, R2D2-looking mailboxes in St. Paul the other night, but at the time I thought I was just suffering post-lab hallucinations or something. APPARENTLY NOT!
― Sara R-C, Monday, 16 April 2007 01:16 (seventeen years ago) link

dude emika TAKE THE DEAL
― 69, Monday, 16 April 2007 01:31 (seventeen years ago) link

dammit
― 69, Monday, 16 April 2007 01:31 (seventeen years ago) link

there is a r2d2 mailbox across from tenleytown metro

also
http://www.ohword.com/gallery4/389/the-complete-wu-peanuts-collection
― daria-g, Monday, 16 April 2007 01:34 (seventeen years ago) link

PLEASE TAKE THE DEAL
― 69, Monday, 16 April 2007 01:40 (seventeen years ago) link

YOU WILL NOT GET THE $2 MIL
― 69, Monday, 16 April 2007 01:40 (seventeen years ago) link

OH GOD DO NOT LISTEN TO YOUR MOTHER
― 69, Monday, 16 April 2007 01:41 (seventeen years ago) link

they never take the deal ;_;
― pretzel walrus, Monday, 16 April 2007 01:43 (seventeen years ago) link

sunday night network TV is actually v v good these days!
― 69, Monday, 16 April 2007 01:46 (seventeen years ago) link

cmon cmon small amt
― 69, Monday, 16 April 2007 01:48 (seventeen years ago) link

oh well better luck next time
― 69, Monday, 16 April 2007 01:50 (seventeen years ago) link

god i need a tv so bad, situation is unbearable

btw dudes driving back down during stormo gigantico this afternoon = SO FUCKING AWESOME
― pretzel walrus, Monday, 16 April 2007 01:50 (seventeen years ago) link

Sorry I missed you, ZR. ;_; I had public freak-out yesterday due to crowds at parade and having to put on happy-nice-friendly face for all the really stupid total strangers and deal with their jostling and questions, while I had PMS, low blood-sugar, and severe leg pain. I started crying on 6th Ave like giant fucking idiot and came home to veg all night. Maybe see you in May, instead?
― Laurel, Monday, 16 April 2007 02:02 (seventeen years ago) link

Planet Earth series on Discovery channel, you are officially the wicked bomb-ass shit.
― John Justen, Monday, 16 April 2007 02:09 (seventeen years ago) link

yeah laurel it's totally cool, don't worry about it!

wait am i going to nyc again in may?
― pretzel walrus, Monday, 16 April 2007 02:10 (seventeen years ago) link

birthdays, dude
― river wolf, Monday, 16 April 2007 02:12 (seventeen years ago) link

"bomb-ass"
― Mr. Que, Monday, 16 April 2007 02:13 (seventeen years ago) link

No other phrase is sufficient. If I could figure out how to type it, I would express myself with a girlish extended shriek of glee.
― John Justen, Monday, 16 April 2007 02:15 (seventeen years ago) link

"SQUEEEEE!" doesn't count.
― John Justen, Monday, 16 April 2007 02:15 (seventeen years ago) link

"glee"
― Mr. Que, Monday, 16 April 2007 02:16 (seventeen years ago) link

"g"
― pretzel walrus, Monday, 16 April 2007 02:17 (seventeen years ago) link

""
― pretzel walrus, Monday, 16 April 2007 02:17 (seventeen years ago) link

"
― pretzel walrus, Monday, 16 April 2007 02:17 (seventeen years ago) link

'
― pretzel walrus, Monday, 16 April 2007 02:17 (seventeen years ago) link

"joke i've beat into the ground"
― Mr. Que, Monday, 16 April 2007 02:18 (seventeen years ago) link

haha i can't even tell if you're talking about me or you, thanks a lot wine
― pretzel walrus, Monday, 16 April 2007 02:22 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.spicesofindia.co.uk/acatalog/Khanum-Pure-Vegetable-Ghee-Big.gif
― daria-g, Monday, 16 April 2007 02:22 (seventeen years ago) link

i'm talking about me. i'm a one trick pony. do not apologize to the wine.
― Mr. Que, Monday, 16 April 2007 02:23 (seventeen years ago) link

it's ok mw, i don't even have a pony
― pretzel walrus, Monday, 16 April 2007 02:26 (seventeen years ago) link

wine and i have settled our differences like civilized adults and now i'm going to continue drinking it
― pretzel walrus, Monday, 16 April 2007 02:27 (seventeen years ago) link

POLL

PICK A PONY, ZR

1.
http://xs31.xs.to/pics/05220/eathoof.jpg

2.

http://www9.yatego.com/images/423eacd55daf84.4/004412.jpg

3.

http://images.buycostumes.com/mgen/merchandiser/20652.jpg?is=325,325,0xffffff

4.

http://www.abikestore.com/Merchant2/graphics/00000002/pony_41433.jpg
― Mr. Que, Monday, 16 April 2007 02:30 (seventeen years ago) link

YO QUIERO EOHIPPUS, THE DAWN HORSE

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/4/47/Eohippus.jpg
― pretzel walrus, Monday, 16 April 2007 02:32 (seventeen years ago) link

lol sunday night
― ghost rider, Monday, 16 April 2007 02:33 (seventeen years ago) link

funday night more like it amirite
― pretzel walrus, Monday, 16 April 2007 02:34 (seventeen years ago) link

http://media3.guzer.com/pictures/texas_limo.jpg
― Mr. Que, Monday, 16 April 2007 02:35 (seventeen years ago) link

first of all, that would never happen
― pretzel walrus, Monday, 16 April 2007 02:36 (seventeen years ago) link

limo horse OTM
― Mr. Que, Monday, 16 April 2007 02:37 (seventeen years ago) link

mw, editor of longhorse
― ghost rider, Monday, 16 April 2007 02:37 (seventeen years ago) link

http://longcat.zareste.com/spin.gif
― Mr. Que, Monday, 16 April 2007 02:40 (seventeen years ago) link

Yesterday we were in the most SQUEEEEE! 100 square miles in the world. This was out lunch pub, a former monastic guest house.

SQUEEEEE!

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/206/460631954_8b59fd3b7f.jpg
― Ed, Monday, 16 April 2007 05:02 (seventeen years ago) link

wow, double-headed twee dildo
― milo z, Monday, 16 April 2007 05:10 (seventeen years ago) link

both halves of this double-headed twee dildo are for you
― 69, Monday, 16 April 2007 14:06 (seventeen years ago) link

Oh FUCK, the office is so nice and quiet and everyone's practically comatose except MY BOSS who pushes and rushes and is completely irrational. And then when you point out the flaws of logic in her argument, says "I KNOW, BUT I NEED..." and it doesn't matter that she's having total delusions, SHE NEEDS AN UPDATE. On something that's working perfectly smoothly on its own.
― Laurel, Monday, 16 April 2007 14:16 (seventeen years ago) link

AAARRRRHLLGLGLG CANNOT HANDLE TODAY
― Laurel, Monday, 16 April 2007 14:16 (seventeen years ago) link

that should be the update laurel; "it's working perfectly smoothly on it's own".
― chicago kevin, Monday, 16 April 2007 14:18 (seventeen years ago) link

I thought of you guys last night while watching the Discovery channel -- there were river otters that banded together in a big group and squeaked and chittered until they chased away a CROCODILE. It was awesome.
― kenan, Monday, 16 April 2007 14:18 (seventeen years ago) link

Unacceptable. BRTRP
― Laurel, Monday, 16 April 2007 14:19 (seventeen years ago) link

well, since i was covering for the person one rung up all last week i didn't get to do any of my messages. i have 968 unread messages in my inbox. wonderful.
― chicago kevin, Monday, 16 April 2007 14:21 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.nytimes.com/aponline/world/AP-Hungary-Rabbit-Accident.html
― ghost rider, Monday, 16 April 2007 14:21 (seventeen years ago) link

You guys better come up with a new thread title sharpish or I shall be wheeling out Terry Thomas.

This weekend was one of the awesomest in the history of awesomeness.
― Ed, Monday, 16 April 2007 14:21 (seventeen years ago) link

oh boy this weekend.

friday night i was good, and went to bed early. saturday night i ended up with an unplanned stay up in big sky, where i crash in a hotel room with 11 other ppl. i slept under the bed. i also had to work the next morning, but that was ok since my commute only consisted of walking across the parking lot.
― river wolf, Monday, 16 April 2007 14:26 (seventeen years ago) link

seen this morning: girl in a t-shirt that reads "talk nerdy to me"
― river wolf, Monday, 16 April 2007 14:26 (seventeen years ago) link

Five thousand bunnies blocked a highway Monday
Five thousand bunnies blocked a highway Monday
Five thousand bunnies blocked a highway Monday
Five thousand bunnies blocked a highway Monday
Five thousand bunnies blocked a highway Monday
Five thousand bunnies blocked a highway Monday
Five thousand bunnies blocked a highway Monday
Five thousand bunnies blocked a highway Monday
Five thousand bunnies blocked a highway Monday
Five thousand bunnies blocked a highway Monday
Five thousand bunnies blocked a highway Monday
Five thousand bunnies blocked a highway Monday
― river wolf, Monday, 16 April 2007 14:26 (seventeen years ago) link

i want pictures from that news story
― river wolf, Monday, 16 April 2007 14:27 (seventeen years ago) link

ok wtf

GIS search for "hungary bunnies traffic" yields this
― river wolf, Monday, 16 April 2007 14:28 (seventeen years ago) link

NOT CLICKING THAT LINK AT WORK THANK YOU.
― chicago kevin, Monday, 16 April 2007 14:29 (seventeen years ago) link

I'm so glad our net connection at work sucks arse.
― Ed, Monday, 16 April 2007 14:29 (seventeen years ago) link

seen this morning: girl in a t-shirt that reads "talk nerdy to me"

-- river wolf, Monday, April 16, 2007 10:26 AM (1 minute ago)

for more information
― 69, Monday, 16 April 2007 14:30 (seventeen years ago) link

there is no easter bunny, or any bunny of any kind, in easter-bunny-porn.jpg

i demand an investigation
― ghost rider, Monday, 16 April 2007 14:30 (seventeen years ago) link

i got precisely 21 words into that post article before quitting
― ghost rider, Monday, 16 April 2007 14:31 (seventeen years ago) link

somehow i think it's like an old high school math team shirt

also, kevin, was it the "dumpstersluts" part that tipped you off re: that link?
― river wolf, Monday, 16 April 2007 14:32 (seventeen years ago) link

"Let's face it, there really is nothing more sensual than caressing someone's mind,"

huge f'ing sigh.
― chicago kevin, Monday, 16 April 2007 14:33 (seventeen years ago) link

little girl LIKES brain
― 69, Monday, 16 April 2007 14:34 (seventeen years ago) link

man i was supposed to go to a zombie dance party on friday but i didn't, and now i have a homemade t-shirt that says "gimme branes" on it

what to do
― river wolf, Monday, 16 April 2007 14:35 (seventeen years ago) link

wear it to work at the ER
― Mr. Que, Monday, 16 April 2007 14:36 (seventeen years ago) link

fuckin duh
― Mr. Que, Monday, 16 April 2007 14:36 (seventeen years ago) link

soak it in some blood first!
― 69, Monday, 16 April 2007 14:36 (seventeen years ago) link

i'll soak it in blood AT the ER!
― river wolf, Monday, 16 April 2007 14:38 (seventeen years ago) link

i mean, i'll just wipe up after the major trauma
― river wolf, Monday, 16 April 2007 14:39 (seventeen years ago) link

by 5pm saturday Ed was probably the drunkest I've ever seen him. and he was at my bachelor party.
― Tracer Hand, Monday, 16 April 2007 14:40 (seventeen years ago) link

i am wearing your jumper today, Ed, by the way. i mean your sweatshirt.
― Tracer Hand, Monday, 16 April 2007 14:41 (seventeen years ago) link

I think it says something that the lex pretty much took me home. You and mrs hand have lots of cute friends and I probably did not sell myself too well to them.
― Ed, Monday, 16 April 2007 14:42 (seventeen years ago) link

You...have lots of cute friends and I probably did not sell myself too well to them.

boy have i said THIS too many times in my life
― river wolf, Monday, 16 April 2007 14:43 (seventeen years ago) link

haha Ed you were fine. now the next time they meet you they will be surprised by your focus and concentration.
― Tracer Hand, Monday, 16 April 2007 14:47 (seventeen years ago) link

OK, let's arrange a dinner with all of the single ones with short hair.
― Ed, Monday, 16 April 2007 14:48 (seventeen years ago) link

you can offer them some of your "homemade Worcestershire sauce"
― Tracer Hand, Monday, 16 April 2007 14:49 (seventeen years ago) link

Not till the third date.
― Ed, Monday, 16 April 2007 14:50 (seventeen years ago) link

i'm spending the entire day being paranoid that the wind is going to somehow knock my front door open again while i'm at work, and i'm going to come home to no things, and no cats.
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 16 April 2007 15:24 (seventeen years ago) link

Isn't it emancipation day? And WTF about your door?
― Ed, Monday, 16 April 2007 15:25 (seventeen years ago) link

i have no idea how the thing happened with my door last night, it just blew wide open at like 3 am.
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 16 April 2007 15:26 (seventeen years ago) link

hahahaha
― Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Monday, 16 April 2007 15:26 (seventeen years ago) link

i'm glad YOU think it's amusing, it isn't so funny running around in your underpants zoned out on nyquil trying to figure out how shit like that possibly keeps happening to you.
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 16 April 2007 15:28 (seventeen years ago) link

wtf is emancipation day??
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 16 April 2007 15:28 (seventeen years ago) link

http://dc.gov/mayor/news/release.asp?id=660&mon=200501
― Mr. Que, Monday, 16 April 2007 15:29 (seventeen years ago) link

ok well i don't get that day off, apparently.
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 16 April 2007 15:31 (seventeen years ago) link

yeah i had no idea about it until i threw it into Google.
― Mr. Que, Monday, 16 April 2007 15:32 (seventeen years ago) link

I googled public holidays in DC because you all seemed mysteriously absent.
― Ed, Monday, 16 April 2007 15:33 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/04/ron2.jpg
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 16 April 2007 15:38 (seventeen years ago) link

:D
― Ed, Monday, 16 April 2007 15:39 (seventeen years ago) link

THAT DOG IS ONE OF MY DOG'S MYSPACE FRIENDS!!!!!!

small world.
― chicago kevin, Monday, 16 April 2007 15:40 (seventeen years ago) link

me and that dog should hang out
― river wolf, Monday, 16 April 2007 15:40 (seventeen years ago) link

i think that's my mom's dog
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 16 April 2007 15:41 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/04/bucket.jpg
:D
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 16 April 2007 15:42 (seventeen years ago) link

ally if that is your mom's dog my head will explode, i'm not even kidding you.

i miss my fucking dog. ;_;
― chicago kevin, Monday, 16 April 2007 15:44 (seventeen years ago) link

L - F12
― river wolf, Monday, 16 April 2007 15:44 (seventeen years ago) link

it's not actually her dog, my mom's blondie chihuahua looks far, far more unbalanced than that one does.

http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/04/sadwalrus.jpg
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 16 April 2007 15:44 (seventeen years ago) link

^^^^ haha
― river wolf, Monday, 16 April 2007 15:45 (seventeen years ago) link

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/183/461255278_1e01366ce8.jpg?v=0
― Ed, Monday, 16 April 2007 15:48 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/04/biffbonk.gif
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 16 April 2007 15:50 (seventeen years ago) link

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=127288614

why would this person ask me to be their friend
― pretzel walrus, Monday, 16 April 2007 15:51 (seventeen years ago) link

i dunno but this guy is his friend and i'm down with either of these dudes now.
http://www.bananartista.com/gallery/(b)ananartista06.gif
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 16 April 2007 15:53 (seventeen years ago) link

http://a937.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/38/l_c71435b6a8871e72612aca8a119aa0d8.jpg

no
― pretzel walrus, Monday, 16 April 2007 15:54 (seventeen years ago) link

indeed no
― Ed, Monday, 16 April 2007 15:55 (seventeen years ago) link

Influences The Smiths, Morrissey, Suede, Kitchens of Distinction, The Cure, Marion, Blur

you don't say...
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 16 April 2007 15:56 (seventeen years ago) link

One of the bands we supported on friday was basically the finnish smiths led by the finnish johnny marr.
― Ed, Monday, 16 April 2007 15:57 (seventeen years ago) link

yes?

http://a507.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/01454/60/58/1454638506_l.jpg
― Mr. Que, Monday, 16 April 2007 15:57 (seventeen years ago) link

wait, no.
― Mr. Que, Monday, 16 April 2007 15:57 (seventeen years ago) link

Num Lock -- What Difference Does It Make?
― ghost rider, Monday, 16 April 2007 15:58 (seventeen years ago) link

http://a220.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/01532/91/29/1532969219_l.jpg
― Mr. Que, Monday, 16 April 2007 15:58 (seventeen years ago) link

ronnissey

May, 24 2007 at Lit Lounge
93 2nd Ave., NYC, New York 10003
Cost :

Celebrate Morrissey's birthday at the NC-17 party downstairs @ Lit Lounge, featuring a live performance by The Sons & Heirs.

^^^^^^^^ guys let's go to this
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 16 April 2007 16:00 (seventeen years ago) link

http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2007/04/16/sports/16mara.337.jpg
PUT SOME PANTS ON, BOSTON
― ghost rider, Monday, 16 April 2007 16:02 (seventeen years ago) link

ZR, UPS is bringing you a present. Details in yer gmail.
― John Justen, Monday, 16 April 2007 16:07 (seventeen years ago) link

have you guys ever seen parkour? that shit is crazy
― Mr. Que, Monday, 16 April 2007 16:12 (seventeen years ago) link

B-A-N-A-N-E-S
― Tracer Hand, Monday, 16 April 2007 16:13 (seventeen years ago) link

they have parkour classes at some gym in dc now
― TOMBOT, Monday, 16 April 2007 16:27 (seventeen years ago) link

I am like, why do you pay to take a class in running around abandoned buildings
― TOMBOT, Monday, 16 April 2007 16:27 (seventeen years ago) link

happy birthday btw
― ghost rider, Monday, 16 April 2007 16:29 (seventeen years ago) link

awesome JJ, i love it when UPS brings me presents. usage report to follow.
― pretzel walrus, Monday, 16 April 2007 16:34 (seventeen years ago) link

UPS was supposed to bring me a couple of things this morning. So far, no joy. Worried.
― Laurel, Monday, 16 April 2007 16:36 (seventeen years ago) link

dude fedex was supposed to bring me my PAYCHECK on Saturday and it didn't show up, you want to talk about worry times
― TOMBOT, Monday, 16 April 2007 16:50 (seventeen years ago) link

Happy Birthday, Tom. Sucks about the paycheck.
― Ed, Monday, 16 April 2007 16:51 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0267129/
i think it's like a cheesy kung fu movie only they do parkour instead of kung fu
― daria-g, Monday, 16 April 2007 16:54 (seventeen years ago) link

Oh no the paycheck came, just on Sunday courtesy landladies instead of Saturday courtesy fucking FedEx, shipping service of boneheads everywhere (incl. me)
― TOMBOT, Monday, 16 April 2007 16:56 (seventeen years ago) link

* When he interviews Kermit the Frog, King actually believes he’s talking to a frog
― ghost rider, Monday, 16 April 2007 16:57 (seventeen years ago) link

that Virginia Tech thread is a trainwreck waiting to explode.
― Mr. Que, Monday, 16 April 2007 16:59 (seventeen years ago) link

anyone fancy starting a thread on this.
― Ed, Monday, 16 April 2007 17:00 (seventeen years ago) link

god i thought i was being an asshole for calling out kingfish.
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 16 April 2007 17:00 (seventeen years ago) link

no, you weren't. i really really hate those kind of threads
― Mr. Que, Monday, 16 April 2007 17:01 (seventeen years ago) link

i don't even want to touch the bryan ferry thing.
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 16 April 2007 17:02 (seventeen years ago) link

guys this is a wikipedia entry on my old band, written by a 7th grader

(3/5ths of the band are teachers at a school in chicago)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_sharks
― river wolf, Monday, 16 April 2007 17:27 (seventeen years ago) link

Unlike the others' his instrumental role will never change, since drummers can usually only play one instrument.

lol zing
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 16 April 2007 17:36 (seventeen years ago) link

Nicknamed by a few "The Egyptian Dude" because of the 'ahkh' in his name, Benny actually isn't Egyptian at all.

awesome
― pretzel walrus, Monday, 16 April 2007 17:37 (seventeen years ago) link

...nor is there an "ahkh" in his name. he is a AZN
― river wolf, Monday, 16 April 2007 17:38 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D_YjvC4ndzM
― Ed, Monday, 16 April 2007 17:42 (seventeen years ago) link

B will be so pleased to learn that she's the woman behind the men! Ahahaha.
― Laurel, Monday, 16 April 2007 17:43 (seventeen years ago) link

i had the pleasure of seeing the sharks once but due to my then practice of eschewing beer in favor of an equal volume of gin and kenan bringing a pint of beam with him i remember surprisingly little of the evening. except someone got arrested and it wasn't me.
― chicago kevin, Monday, 16 April 2007 17:46 (seventeen years ago) link

when do we bring back culottes
― TOMBOT, Monday, 16 April 2007 17:50 (seventeen years ago) link

RW THAT IS AWESOME BUT NEGLECTS TO MENTION MY DOPE PRODUCTION SKILLZ ON THE EARLY SHIT
― n/a, Monday, 16 April 2007 17:52 (seventeen years ago) link

dude, i don't even get a mention in it AT ALL, wtf!

Mr G has been instructed to fail his students
― river wolf, Monday, 16 April 2007 17:53 (seventeen years ago) link

i was the BEATING HEART and SOUL of that fucking band
― river wolf, Monday, 16 April 2007 17:54 (seventeen years ago) link

"BEATING"
― Mr. Que, Monday, 16 April 2007 17:55 (seventeen years ago) link

i need to dye my hair back blonde
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 16 April 2007 17:56 (seventeen years ago) link

Those kids are johnny-come-lately fans. The first cd released this month? Come on!
― n/a, Monday, 16 April 2007 17:57 (seventeen years ago) link

HBTB
― 69, Monday, 16 April 2007 17:57 (seventeen years ago) link

Time for some withering Wikipedia edit comments.
― n/a, Monday, 16 April 2007 17:57 (seventeen years ago) link

AGREED

F U 7th GRADERS
― river wolf, Monday, 16 April 2007 18:00 (seventeen years ago) link

I might as well ask this here before taking it to IMM:

Any of you guys have any views on weird arse guitar tunings? My octave mando feeds back too damn much for how loud the band is and I need a solid body instrument. Thinking of tuning a 12 sting up CGDAEB or CCGDAE. Any views?
― Ed, Monday, 16 April 2007 18:02 (seventeen years ago) link

EEEGBAE
― Mr. Que, Monday, 16 April 2007 18:02 (seventeen years ago) link

i was thinking about tuning my lap to either a DADDAD or to a chromatic tuning.

...but i think i'll wait until i know how to play it first
― river wolf, Monday, 16 April 2007 18:03 (seventeen years ago) link

incidentally, the show at ronny's on saturday night was INSANITY. they took in $700 at the door (at least that's what they told the bands so who knows how much they really took) which translates into 140 people just in the music room. you could not move in the bar. weird mix of indie doofus hipsters, garage kids, and street punks. flying beer cans and elbows to the head and mike from c0c0c0ma getting so drunk that he was playing his farfisa with his fist until he decided he just couldn't play at all.

oh, and there was a deer skull with mounted antlers being tossed around too.
― chicago kevin, Monday, 16 April 2007 18:03 (seventeen years ago) link

OSTRICH TUNING
― ghost rider, Monday, 16 April 2007 18:04 (seventeen years ago) link

WAHT
― river wolf, Monday, 16 April 2007 18:04 (seventeen years ago) link

god i miss ronny's
― river wolf, Monday, 16 April 2007 18:04 (seventeen years ago) link

C A# Db A E C#

that will give you the best sound in music
― TOMBOT, Monday, 16 April 2007 18:04 (seventeen years ago) link

*DO THE OSTRICH*
― Mr. Que, Monday, 16 April 2007 18:04 (seventeen years ago) link

especially with flange
― TOMBOT, Monday, 16 April 2007 18:05 (seventeen years ago) link

ostrich guitar 8080!
― pretzel walrus, Monday, 16 April 2007 18:05 (seventeen years ago) link

I need to ponder this 12 string issue further. Are you micing the octave mando, or using a pickup?
― John Justen, Monday, 16 April 2007 18:06 (seventeen years ago) link

for river wolf: [Removed Illegal Link].
― chicago kevin, Monday, 16 April 2007 18:06 (seventeen years ago) link

try again!
― river wolf, Monday, 16 April 2007 18:07 (seventeen years ago) link

ah fuck.

[Removed Illegal Link]
― chicago kevin, Monday, 16 April 2007 18:07 (seventeen years ago) link

what the plop?

http://www.chicagojournal.com/main.asp?SectionID=25&SubSectionID=55&Ar ticleID=2857&TM=52385.92

copy and paste that shit!
― chicago kevin, Monday, 16 April 2007 18:07 (seventeen years ago) link

oh, i see now.

http://www.chicagojournal.com/main.asp?SectionID=25&SubSectionID=55&ArticleID=2857&TM=52385.92
― chicago kevin, Monday, 16 April 2007 18:07 (seventeen years ago) link

I tuned to DDDDDD the other week, with some of the strings just slightly out of tune from others tuned to the same octave to get a neat warbly sound.
― n/a, Monday, 16 April 2007 18:08 (seventeen years ago) link

see, what's funny is that i thought you were pointing me to the first article

(paul, b and max all work at a (different) montessori school)
― river wolf, Monday, 16 April 2007 18:08 (seventeen years ago) link

oh yeah the mpshows dude books ronny's now so ;_;

coulda been good but it was over before it started.
― chicago kevin, Monday, 16 April 2007 18:08 (seventeen years ago) link

Ours was pretty rammed (although they keep the numbers down for the space in the lumi) they must have taken £1500 on the door. Although we stuck out like a sore thumb, the sound is great there and the soundman was really on fire. Not sure how many of the audience got us and smith's fans certainly don't throw beer cans or animal body parts.

The octave mando has a pickup, I now have two because my first go with just a mic resulted in no one hearing me at all. I was looking at this bellzouki thing anyway. This saturday I'm going to give myself a headphone mix on the mando and laptop on stage and nothing in the monitors and see how loud we can get it in the room.
― Ed, Monday, 16 April 2007 18:09 (seventeen years ago) link

Richard Lloyd, assistant professor at Vanderbilt University and author of a book on Wicker Park art and commerce, said that the economic and cultural future of Logan Square is pretty open-ended.

"It's tricky to say whether this is benign or malign," he wrote of the neighborhood's progression in an e-mail. "Both artists and working class Latinos could end up getting squeezed, so maybe in ten years it's LaSalle Street market makers and lawyers haunting the bar."

Ha ha ha ha.
― n/a, Monday, 16 April 2007 18:09 (seventeen years ago) link

BTW I WOULD LIKE TO POINT OUT THAT SHARKS ACTUALLY HUNG OUT AT RONNY'S ON THE REGULAR AND THAT WE KICKED OFF THIS NEW RONNY'S AND THAT MP PRODUCTIONS ARE DICKS (apparently)

brtps
― river wolf, Monday, 16 April 2007 18:10 (seventeen years ago) link

cal's still rules in the awesome bar/shitty sound category.
― chicago kevin, Monday, 16 April 2007 18:11 (seventeen years ago) link

also, maxy used to work for the CJ ;_;
― river wolf, Monday, 16 April 2007 18:11 (seventeen years ago) link

what is this completely un-DC nonsense
― TOMBOT, Monday, 16 April 2007 18:12 (seventeen years ago) link

yeah really!
― Mr. Que, Monday, 16 April 2007 18:12 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.f-secure.com/weblog/archives/skypemessage.png
― TOMBOT, Monday, 16 April 2007 18:13 (seventeen years ago) link

that is what all this chi-town chitchat looks like to me
― TOMBOT, Monday, 16 April 2007 18:13 (seventeen years ago) link

Either TAKE BACK THE NIGHT or quit complaining.
― n/a, Monday, 16 April 2007 18:13 (seventeen years ago) link

kaip tau tokia?
― Mr. Que, Monday, 16 April 2007 18:13 (seventeen years ago) link

ban chicago from DC thread! except for chicago kevin
― Mr. Que, Monday, 16 April 2007 18:13 (seventeen years ago) link

AWESOME!

sooooooo..... what's going on in the district of columbia today?
― chicago kevin, Monday, 16 April 2007 18:14 (seventeen years ago) link

awesome stuff chicago kevin!
― Mr. Que, Monday, 16 April 2007 18:14 (seventeen years ago) link

emancipation day
― Ed, Monday, 16 April 2007 18:15 (seventeen years ago) link

leave me out of this
― river wolf, Monday, 16 April 2007 18:15 (seventeen years ago) link

i'm going to get a new hairdo, and move to mexico
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 16 April 2007 18:16 (seventeen years ago) link

except for chicago kevin

;_;
― horseshoe, Monday, 16 April 2007 18:16 (seventeen years ago) link

oops, horseshoe you're okay too.
― Mr. Que, Monday, 16 April 2007 18:16 (seventeen years ago) link

haha that's what I get for fishing.
― horseshoe, Monday, 16 April 2007 18:16 (seventeen years ago) link

and river wolf is the bee's knees as well
― Mr. Que, Monday, 16 April 2007 18:17 (seventeen years ago) link

lol @ regional squabbling
― pretzel walrus, Monday, 16 April 2007 18:17 (seventeen years ago) link

I feel like rw transcends region. he lives everywhere and nowhere, i.e. Montana.
― horseshoe, Monday, 16 April 2007 18:17 (seventeen years ago) link

BAN EVERYONE
― ghost rider, Monday, 16 April 2007 18:17 (seventeen years ago) link

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B000002KD7.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg
― Mr. Que, Monday, 16 April 2007 18:18 (seventeen years ago) link

i just don't want jaymc to come all over our thread anymore, is that so wrong?
― Mr. Que, Monday, 16 April 2007 18:18 (seventeen years ago) link

river wolf is claimed by HSTNGS as one of our own. Keep your filthy hands off him chitown!

xpost, no that's reasonable.
― John Justen, Monday, 16 April 2007 18:19 (seventeen years ago) link

haha river wolf is the prettiest girl at the dance.
― horseshoe, Monday, 16 April 2007 18:19 (seventeen years ago) link

More like the drunkest girl in the prom parking lot.
― John Justen, Monday, 16 April 2007 18:20 (seventeen years ago) link

with all due respect, of course.
― John Justen, Monday, 16 April 2007 18:20 (seventeen years ago) link

i still think you are the prettiest girl at the dance, river wolf, don't listen to john.
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 16 April 2007 18:26 (seventeen years ago) link

drunkest girl in the parking lot and prettiest girl at the dance are not mutually exclusive
― TOMBOT, Monday, 16 April 2007 18:27 (seventeen years ago) link

can't he be both?
― chicago kevin, Monday, 16 April 2007 18:27 (seventeen years ago) link

exactly.
― chicago kevin, Monday, 16 April 2007 18:27 (seventeen years ago) link

usage of the phrase "more like" would indicate that in this case they are exclusive terms.
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 16 April 2007 18:27 (seventeen years ago) link

The drunkest girl in the parking lot usually never makes it to the dance.
― John Justen, Monday, 16 April 2007 18:29 (seventeen years ago) link

dances are for squares anyway.

river wolf, let's get going with some backseat bartending.
― chicago kevin, Monday, 16 April 2007 18:30 (seventeen years ago) link

^^^^^^^^^^ this is 100% true

uh xpost ;_;
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 16 April 2007 18:30 (seventeen years ago) link

chicagoans kill dc thread DEAD.
― chicago kevin, Monday, 16 April 2007 18:53 (seventeen years ago) link

increase the peace you guys, i would dance in the parking lot with all this cities
― river wolf, Monday, 16 April 2007 18:55 (seventeen years ago) link

i'm so proud of myself for staying out of this! Yay me!
― kenan, Monday, 16 April 2007 19:09 (seventeen years ago) link

my main problem today boils down to "I got nothin"
― TOMBOT, Monday, 16 April 2007 19:09 (seventeen years ago) link

Marie Antoinette is a Sofia Coppola film. She seems like she maybe has some issues.
― TOMBOT, Monday, 16 April 2007 19:10 (seventeen years ago) link

"pretty girl(s) feels alienated in ostensible "home", does not get laid (much), many pretty pictures with interesting musical accompaniment, the end"
― TOMBOT, Monday, 16 April 2007 19:11 (seventeen years ago) link

her main problem is that she isn't as smart as she is ambitious/skilled
― ghost rider, Monday, 16 April 2007 19:12 (seventeen years ago) link

</morbius>
― ghost rider, Monday, 16 April 2007 19:12 (seventeen years ago) link

as movie director issues go, those seem pretty benign.
― horseshoe, Monday, 16 April 2007 19:13 (seventeen years ago) link

text msg to brian, last night: "hong kong garden AND ceremony? hipster directors have no idea these bands had entire other songs, do they"
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 16 April 2007 19:13 (seventeen years ago) link

nah i have nothing against her really

briartarp to horseshoe
― ghost rider, Monday, 16 April 2007 19:14 (seventeen years ago) link

i mean literally, those two songs played, practically back to back, and i was just like oh hi wes anderson no wait
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 16 April 2007 19:15 (seventeen years ago) link

tho forever i will love you sofia for A) the whole champagne in a can thing your dad does in your "honor" B) the adam and the ants usage.
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 16 April 2007 19:16 (seventeen years ago) link

heh, my post was a beartrap to TOMBOT. not defending her as a director (though I think she's interesting) so much as as a fucked-up person. seriously, directors be crazy.
― horseshoe, Monday, 16 April 2007 19:16 (seventeen years ago) link

I guess they are benign but they also make for motion pictures I do not enjoy as much as, say, Shanghai Knights
― TOMBOT, Monday, 16 April 2007 19:16 (seventeen years ago) link

lately all my txt msgs revolve around cheeseburgers ;_;

i think i'm sublimating food.
― chicago kevin, Monday, 16 April 2007 19:16 (seventeen years ago) link

wes' bullshit hipster revivalism is more rooted in the late '60s and early '70s tho
― ghost rider, Monday, 16 April 2007 19:17 (seventeen years ago) link

"hong kong garden" is a pretty tight song though, you gotta admit
― pretzel walrus, Monday, 16 April 2007 19:17 (seventeen years ago) link

i don't think addition of owen wilson really would've improved marie antoinette.

beartrap but both of those songs were used in the life aquatic or at least in the trailer for it, i can't even keep that straight anymore because i hated that movie so fucking much and regretted spending my money on seeing it and also making tom and rich go with me.
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 16 April 2007 19:18 (seventeen years ago) link

tightness of songs not the point! i didn't even dislike marie antoinette really. i was just more flabbergasted by her insistence on using such played out musical accompaniments. then again i'm not sure why i was so shocked after the whole just like honey thing in lost in translation.
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 16 April 2007 19:19 (seventeen years ago) link

I haven't even seen Marie Antoinette. what have I been doing with myself, seriously.
― horseshoe, Monday, 16 April 2007 19:19 (seventeen years ago) link

watching less boring films
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 16 April 2007 19:19 (seventeen years ago) link

i've never seen so little done with molly shannon
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 16 April 2007 19:20 (seventeen years ago) link

somebody should use World In Motion in a movie

Questions:

A) what would that movie be about?
B) who would star?
― TOMBOT, Monday, 16 April 2007 19:20 (seventeen years ago) link

life aquatic was mostly mid-'70s stuff with the exception of like the one Devo song

(nb i didn't have a big problem with that movie, but have no urge to see it again ever. it's been diminishing returns for wes since rushmore, which is still one of my favorite movies)
― ghost rider, Monday, 16 April 2007 19:20 (seventeen years ago) link

still, it was hard to dislike, mainly again because of adam and the ants.

beartrap fuck you for that suggestion, tom millar.
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 16 April 2007 19:20 (seventeen years ago) link

rewatching dreamgirls 45 times. so yeah, I guess. I dig Kirsten Dunst a lot, though; I meant to see it.

beartrap molly shannon is in marie antoinette?
― horseshoe, Monday, 16 April 2007 19:21 (seventeen years ago) link

i really like "age of consent" though
― river wolf, Monday, 16 April 2007 19:21 (seventeen years ago) link

I totally adore Virgin Suicides and Marie Antionette (the former more than the latter, I think just because of the cohesive sountrack) but I appreciate them more as visual mood pieces more than as movies.
― I DIED, Monday, 16 April 2007 19:21 (seventeen years ago) link

haha Molly Shanon in Marie Antionette was totally like "hey did you walk onto the wrong set? it's kind of cool you're here but wtf?"
― I DIED, Monday, 16 April 2007 19:22 (seventeen years ago) link

I liked Marie Antoinette but yeah the whole OMG MODERN SONGS thing was overblown.

xpost I DIED OTM
― n/a, Monday, 16 April 2007 19:22 (seventeen years ago) link

oh hey do people want to see the depressing-looking mike white movie with molly shannon? mike white is some kind of genius but one who makes me v uncomfortable 100% of the time
― ghost rider, Monday, 16 April 2007 19:22 (seventeen years ago) link

like 89% of the music in life aquatic was bowie, i'm def thinking of the trailer which featured these two songs. i remember this much at least v clearly cos i remember rich making a comment about ceremony being played in the trailer to that and we were like o rly now ok.

i strongly disliked that movie though.

beartrap yeah molly shannon totally seemed like, ok why are you here you are not serious actress oh wait this isn't really not serious film lol

BEARTRAP AGAIN YES I'LL GO TO ANY MOVIE BASICALLY
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 16 April 2007 19:23 (seventeen years ago) link

i just want to reiterate that my complaints vis a vis these songs aren't actually complaints about the songs themselves or the artists who made them but rather about their usage and more aptly overusage.
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 16 April 2007 19:23 (seventeen years ago) link

I don't remember any New Order or Siouxsie in A Shitty Life Aquatic.
― milo z, Monday, 16 April 2007 19:24 (seventeen years ago) link

part of what hurt the music in Marie Antionette is that Coppola couldn't decide whether she wanted the post punk to critique the lifestyles or revel in it - starting out with "Natural's Not In It" sets it up one way but by the time of the coronation "Plainsong" is playing and it's a baroque extravaganza.

I think either approach works, but maybe not both.
― I DIED, Monday, 16 April 2007 19:25 (seventeen years ago) link

god i was so stoned during life aquatic that i really don't remember much at all, except disappointment
― river wolf, Monday, 16 April 2007 19:26 (seventeen years ago) link

but yeah, i heart both bottle rocket and rushmore, and some parts of royal tenenbaums
― river wolf, Monday, 16 April 2007 19:26 (seventeen years ago) link

I thought hong kong garden was put to really good use in the masked ball sequence though. much of the rest felt a bit more shoehorned in comparison.
― TOMBOT, Monday, 16 April 2007 19:26 (seventeen years ago) link

oh man bottle rocket is great
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 16 April 2007 19:27 (seventeen years ago) link

I can't believe I paid $10 to see it based on this trailer.

http://www.apple.com/trailers/touchstone/the_life_aquatic/large.html
― milo z, Monday, 16 April 2007 19:27 (seventeen years ago) link

ok that is New Order about a minute in
― milo z, Monday, 16 April 2007 19:27 (seventeen years ago) link

I DIED, I think after watching the movie I don't agree with you about that being a problem, because I don't think critique is anywhere on the menu. I basically agree with ebert's review of MA except for the 4-star bit.
― TOMBOT, Monday, 16 April 2007 19:28 (seventeen years ago) link

I have heard such wildly differing reports/opinions on Marie Antoinette that I kind of can't imagine what it's like.
― horseshoe, Monday, 16 April 2007 19:28 (seventeen years ago) link

i remember watching bottle rocket with my dad, and loving it, but feeling uncomfortable because most of the time dad was UH.

the jumpsuits!
― river wolf, Monday, 16 April 2007 19:28 (seventeen years ago) link

the whole OMG MODERN SONGS thing was overblown

No, it was blown just enough.

Ally dead 8080 re: Life Aquatic. A turd.

Ally (and Scorsese) OTM re: Bottle Rocket.
― kenan, Monday, 16 April 2007 19:28 (seventeen years ago) link

horseshoe 8080. everything i've heard has been totally all over the place
― river wolf, Monday, 16 April 2007 19:29 (seventeen years ago) link

don't call me scorsese
― river wolf, Monday, 16 April 2007 19:29 (seventeen years ago) link

bottle rocket is maybe his best? that or rushmore, certainly.
― pretzel walrus, Monday, 16 April 2007 19:29 (seventeen years ago) link

"isn't it weird, how you used to be in the nut house, and, uh, now i'm in jail?"
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 16 April 2007 19:30 (seventeen years ago) link

I did think the sequence with firework watching and drinking champagne at dawn and "Age of Consent" (I think?) totally nailed the basic time of friends thing.
― I DIED, Monday, 16 April 2007 19:30 (seventeen years ago) link

also bottle rocket made me buy Forever Changes
― river wolf, Monday, 16 April 2007 19:30 (seventeen years ago) link

no not age of consent! ceremony!
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 16 April 2007 19:30 (seventeen years ago) link

whatevs all same
― I DIED, Monday, 16 April 2007 19:31 (seventeen years ago) link

Marie Antoinette is very pretty and fun to watch, possibly brain dead and about seven hours long, but it is totally awesome compared to Lost In Translation. Now that was a turd.
― milo z, Monday, 16 April 2007 19:31 (seventeen years ago) link

age of consent was in the preview!
― river wolf, Monday, 16 April 2007 19:31 (seventeen years ago) link

"that's...wait, what do you mean, who is that man?! that's applejack! c'mon, kumar."
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 16 April 2007 19:31 (seventeen years ago) link

lol we're debating which songs were in the trailers and which were in the movie of sofia coppola and wes anderson films, we should all be ashamed
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 16 April 2007 19:32 (seventeen years ago) link

he is so good in that

beartrap :-/
― river wolf, Monday, 16 April 2007 19:32 (seventeen years ago) link

MORE RUSHMORE LOVE I AM EMO CAT
http://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f160/ksmeier/bill_murray_rushmore_001.jpg
― ghost rider, Monday, 16 April 2007 19:32 (seventeen years ago) link

also FUTURE MAN
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 16 April 2007 19:32 (seventeen years ago) link

I was also really happy that the movie ended with them riding away from Versailles instead of any of the aftermath - "hey that was a fun time too bad it's over ;_;"
― I DIED, Monday, 16 April 2007 19:33 (seventeen years ago) link

favorite scene in any of his movies: CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN's super brief snippet playing the piano and singing "welcome bob, got a beautiful house!" after he puts future man in a karate hold
― pretzel walrus, Monday, 16 April 2007 19:33 (seventeen years ago) link

YES FUTURE MAN
― river wolf, Monday, 16 April 2007 19:33 (seventeen years ago) link

aw. I kind of wish Bill Murray had stopped being in movies after Rushmore. he was so, so perfect.

also, I am basically Max Fisher, I think?
― horseshoe, Monday, 16 April 2007 19:33 (seventeen years ago) link

rushmore's use of A Quick One While He's Away=Superb!
― Mr. Que, Monday, 16 April 2007 19:34 (seventeen years ago) link

also all I really want to design now are rococo spaces with neoclassical facades.
― I DIED, Monday, 16 April 2007 19:34 (seventeen years ago) link

"maybe i'm spending too much of my time...making up clubs, and putting on plays. i should probably try harder to score chicks."

beratrapas yeah i was into that too, brian!
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 16 April 2007 19:34 (seventeen years ago) link

"i'm a little bit lonely these days."
― ghost rider, Monday, 16 April 2007 19:34 (seventeen years ago) link

i think my favorite part in rushmore is when bill murray runs away
― river wolf, Monday, 16 April 2007 19:34 (seventeen years ago) link

baby blue + white + gold 8080
― I DIED, Monday, 16 April 2007 19:34 (seventeen years ago) link

"my previous bicycle, yes."
― ghost rider, Monday, 16 April 2007 19:34 (seventeen years ago) link

guys maybe wes anderson will make another good movie
― river wolf, Monday, 16 April 2007 19:35 (seventeen years ago) link

I don't think Marie Antionette could have even been made without permission to shoot at Versailles.
― I DIED, Monday, 16 April 2007 19:35 (seventeen years ago) link

I like to imagine that Life Aquatic was another director doing a parody of Royal Tennenbaums.
― I DIED, Monday, 16 April 2007 19:35 (seventeen years ago) link

anthony: well, why aren't you at work right now then?
dignan: because we're FUGITIVES! and also because i got fired.
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 16 April 2007 19:36 (seventeen years ago) link

new Wes Anderson project description:
"The death of their father sends three brothers on a journey through India."

co-written by Roman Coppola
― milo z, Monday, 16 April 2007 19:36 (seventeen years ago) link

<img src="http://www.independentcritics.com/images/rushmoreSPLASH.jpg">

"would you like me to pass the creamer, guy?"
― ghost rider, Monday, 16 April 2007 19:36 (seventeen years ago) link

am i crazy for thinking Tennenbaums > > Rushmore
― Mr. Que, Monday, 16 April 2007 19:36 (seventeen years ago) link

FUCK
― ghost rider, Monday, 16 April 2007 19:36 (seventeen years ago) link

BEARTRAP YES
― ghost rider, Monday, 16 April 2007 19:36 (seventeen years ago) link

rushmore doesn't have ben stiller fucking mugging all over it
― ghost rider, Monday, 16 April 2007 19:37 (seventeen years ago) link

MAYBE WES ANDERSON SHOULD APOLOGIZE TO OWEN WILSON FOR BEING WHACK AND THEN MAYBE HE WILL HAVE SOMEONE WRITE HIM A HALFWAY DECENT SCRIPT AGAIN.
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 16 April 2007 19:37 (seventeen years ago) link

tenenbaums is more fun that rushmore, to me
― TOMBOT, Monday, 16 April 2007 19:37 (seventeen years ago) link

xp - it does have Gwyneth Paltrow's one bright shining moment of awesomeness, though
― milo z, Monday, 16 April 2007 19:37 (seventeen years ago) link

i'll write a script for owen wilson
― river wolf, Monday, 16 April 2007 19:37 (seventeen years ago) link

HOLY CRAP MR. QUE! You can drink your beer and I'll drink mine but on this we agree.
― I DIED, Monday, 16 April 2007 19:37 (seventeen years ago) link

who wants to help
― river wolf, Monday, 16 April 2007 19:38 (seventeen years ago) link

re: tennenbaums, i do like to yell "i know you, asshole!" at people sometimes
― pretzel walrus, Monday, 16 April 2007 19:38 (seventeen years ago) link

yeah stiller is kind of out of place in that movie? i like that one a lot but he really kind of is overdoing it a lot.
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 16 April 2007 19:38 (seventeen years ago) link

i do love rushmore very much don't get me wrong!
― Mr. Que, Monday, 16 April 2007 19:38 (seventeen years ago) link

WILD...CAT
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 16 April 2007 19:38 (seventeen years ago) link

gene hackman bitches gene fucking hackman

also the huston-glover love story
― TOMBOT, Monday, 16 April 2007 19:38 (seventeen years ago) link

if that movie (TRT) had less ben and more bill murray (and a better role for bill murray) it would rule the earth like a fucking dinosaur
― Mr. Que, Monday, 16 April 2007 19:38 (seventeen years ago) link

yeah i'll help river wolf, i know how to write screenplays and everything, i took a class
― ghost rider, Monday, 16 April 2007 19:38 (seventeen years ago) link

i've seen a bunch of movies!
― river wolf, Monday, 16 April 2007 19:39 (seventeen years ago) link

"What characters? There's a bunch of little kids dressed up in animal costumes."
― milo z, Monday, 16 April 2007 19:39 (seventeen years ago) link

beartraps all over the goddamn place who knew hipster directors would wake us all up today
― ghost rider, Monday, 16 April 2007 19:39 (seventeen years ago) link

nowhere in rushmore are there a bunch of random people getting really high while listening to The Clash in front of insane, insane mexican paintings
― TOMBOT, Monday, 16 April 2007 19:39 (seventeen years ago) link

there should just be more bill murray, generally. he should be dipped in bronze
― river wolf, Monday, 16 April 2007 19:40 (seventeen years ago) link

also I remember now that TRT is why everytime I hear Needle In The Hay I immediately think about wrist-slashing
― TOMBOT, Monday, 16 April 2007 19:40 (seventeen years ago) link

that reading owen wilson gives? fucking a
― Mr. Que, Monday, 16 April 2007 19:40 (seventeen years ago) link

sorry to interrupt, but i think i know what you've been going through. cause ive been through some pretty heavy shit myself. if you're feeling alone, like nobody in the world cares - like nobody in the fucking world gives a shit - then I'm here man. ill even open up first - i mean, my brother? thats a shit situation.
― 69, Monday, 16 April 2007 19:41 (seventeen years ago) link

beartrap

WILDCAT PSSH
― 69, Monday, 16 April 2007 19:41 (seventeen years ago) link

those paintings are fucking ace
― river wolf, Monday, 16 April 2007 19:41 (seventeen years ago) link

"THAT'S THE LAST TIME YOU PUT A KNIFE IN ME!"
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 16 April 2007 19:41 (seventeen years ago) link

max's vietnam play, guys

"say a prayer for surfboy, wherever he is."
― ghost rider, Monday, 16 April 2007 19:41 (seventeen years ago) link

wildcat was written in a kind of an... obsolete vernacular?
― 69, Monday, 16 April 2007 19:41 (seventeen years ago) link

The crickets and the rust-beetles scuttled among the nettles of the sage thicket. "Vámonos, amigos," he whispered, and threw the busted leather flintcraw over the loose weave of the saddlecock. And they rode on in the friscalating dusklight.
― Mr. Que, Monday, 16 April 2007 19:42 (seventeen years ago) link

Hipster directors already put me to sleep. Eyes have glzed over, I think I do some work now.
― Laurel, Monday, 16 April 2007 19:42 (seventeen years ago) link

i'm not sure if that's supposed to be a cormac mccarthy rip off, but if it is. . .
― Mr. Que, Monday, 16 April 2007 19:42 (seventeen years ago) link

"you're in love with richie! which is sick! and...uh..gross!"
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 16 April 2007 19:42 (seventeen years ago) link

RT also a very very visual movie.
― I DIED, Monday, 16 April 2007 19:43 (seventeen years ago) link

for all its definite real problems, i did see TRT five times in the movies, and it is really a good movie
― 69, Monday, 16 April 2007 19:43 (seventeen years ago) link

palette all BROWNS! Lovely!
― I DIED, Monday, 16 April 2007 19:43 (seventeen years ago) link

Well, everyone knows Custer died at Little Bighorn. What this book presupposes is... maybe he didn't.

man, I was so in love with Owen Wilson for about a year after Tenenbaums.
― horseshoe, Monday, 16 April 2007 19:43 (seventeen years ago) link

yeah those paintings! let's cross our fingers and hope the new one is awesome. i think i like his american express commerical better than the life aquatic

ha ha I saw TRT twice at the movies, you got me beat
― Mr. Que, Monday, 16 April 2007 19:43 (seventeen years ago) link

omg the delivery of "sick and uh gross" swoon.
― horseshoe, Monday, 16 April 2007 19:44 (seventeen years ago) link

wildcat...wild...CAT...pow...pow...WILDCAT
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 16 April 2007 19:44 (seventeen years ago) link

SO FUNNY
― Mr. Que, Monday, 16 April 2007 19:44 (seventeen years ago) link

http://intheoryblog.com/wp-content/uploads/royaltenenbaumsbadroute.gif
― milo z, Monday, 16 April 2007 19:44 (seventeen years ago) link

man i will basically watch anything owen wilson does. he is basically the funniest person.
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 16 April 2007 19:44 (seventeen years ago) link

I think we should have an ensemble cast movie night with TRT and St Elmo's Fire
― I DIED, Monday, 16 April 2007 19:45 (seventeen years ago) link

uhhh
― ghost rider, Monday, 16 April 2007 19:45 (seventeen years ago) link

i have a thing that night
― ghost rider, Monday, 16 April 2007 19:45 (seventeen years ago) link

man me and christian seriously used to watch BR everyday of our last semester of college

BEARTRAP AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
― 69, Monday, 16 April 2007 19:45 (seventeen years ago) link

the wes anderson amex commercial was definitely possessed of more vigor than all of life aquatic
― TOMBOT, Monday, 16 April 2007 19:46 (seventeen years ago) link

i want to go home and put on the beat happening and have someone rub my head until i fall asleep. odds of that actually happening approx. 1,250,000,000:1.
― chicago kevin, Monday, 16 April 2007 19:46 (seventeen years ago) link

ok i am nixing st. elmo's fire
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 16 April 2007 19:46 (seventeen years ago) link

WANNA BE YOUR MAN IN MOTION
ALLS I NEEDS A PAIR OF WINGS
― Mr. Que, Monday, 16 April 2007 19:46 (seventeen years ago) link

haha yeah I DIED The Apartment went over so well, it is DEFINITELY time we all got together to drink and watch SEF
― TOMBOT, Monday, 16 April 2007 19:46 (seventeen years ago) link

who didn't like The Apartment? bitches!
― horseshoe, Monday, 16 April 2007 19:47 (seventeen years ago) link

when i brought rushmore over to my parents' house, my dad watched it three times in a row! i was there, amazed by this. yet, today, claims that he's NEVER SEEN RUSHMORE.

v. confusing.
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 16 April 2007 19:47 (seventeen years ago) link

you know what we need to watch on the projector with drinks is BEHIND ENEMY LINES
― TOMBOT, Monday, 16 April 2007 19:48 (seventeen years ago) link

i see that you and brian are at cross-purposes here.
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 16 April 2007 19:48 (seventeen years ago) link

two movies in this world featuring owen wilson and gene hackman together. two movies. both of them: totally awesome
― TOMBOT, Monday, 16 April 2007 19:48 (seventeen years ago) link

hey wait you're right, i forgot gene hackman was the secretary of the navy
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 16 April 2007 19:49 (seventeen years ago) link

oh hey dudes I bought Intolerable Cruelty!
― I DIED, Monday, 16 April 2007 19:49 (seventeen years ago) link

Life Aquatic had that really nice boat section tracking shot.
― I DIED, Monday, 16 April 2007 19:49 (seventeen years ago) link

"OH! MY! GOD! I WROTE A HIT PLAY! and i'm in love with you."
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 16 April 2007 19:49 (seventeen years ago) link

and fun Bowie covers and made up fish
― Mr. Que, Monday, 16 April 2007 19:50 (seventeen years ago) link

oh it's gotta be a cormac rip off.
― river wolf, Monday, 16 April 2007 19:50 (seventeen years ago) link

HOW DOES AN ASSHOLE LIKE BOB GET SUCH A GREAT KITCHEN?
― 69, Monday, 16 April 2007 19:50 (seventeen years ago) link

dudes what if they made a movie with Gene Hackman, Owen Wilson AND Jackie Chan?!?!?!?
― TOMBOT, Monday, 16 April 2007 19:50 (seventeen years ago) link

I just SHIT MY PANTS
― TOMBOT, Monday, 16 April 2007 19:50 (seventeen years ago) link

the bowie covers thing got fucking old really fast

I JUST HATED THAT MOVIE. A LOT. OK??

beartrap gross
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 16 April 2007 19:50 (seventeen years ago) link

I totally forgot that Bonnie & Clyde had Genes Hackman AND Wilder.
― I DIED, Monday, 16 April 2007 19:51 (seventeen years ago) link

you know there's nothing to steal from my mom and craig!
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 16 April 2007 19:51 (seventeen years ago) link

produced by freaks and geeks producer
directed by the director of the paris hilton sextape
― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Monday, 16 April 2007 19:51 (seventeen years ago) link

yeah i think i hated it a lot too.

xpost, not B&C, obvs.
― Mr. Que, Monday, 16 April 2007 19:51 (seventeen years ago) link

hahahahaha the best part of being at my bullshit perfoming arts school was occasionally shouting I WROTE A HIT PLAY!
― ghost rider, Monday, 16 April 2007 19:51 (seventeen years ago) link

ok that is the movie i will write, TOMBOT
― river wolf, Monday, 16 April 2007 19:52 (seventeen years ago) link

he's OUT. and you're out too! and you know what, i don't think i'm in anymore either. there's no gang!
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 16 April 2007 19:53 (seventeen years ago) link

i have to see this:

http://www.ballsofjustice.com
― chicago kevin, Monday, 16 April 2007 19:53 (seventeen years ago) link

"he looks like a rodeo clown"
"he looks like a little banana"
― 69, Monday, 16 April 2007 19:54 (seventeen years ago) link

I've been working on the aquavit + juice thing some more, it's really getting somewhere.
― I DIED, Monday, 16 April 2007 19:54 (seventeen years ago) link

"working"
― I DIED, Monday, 16 April 2007 19:54 (seventeen years ago) link

i'm on the run from johnny law...that ain't no trip to cleveland.
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 16 April 2007 19:54 (seventeen years ago) link

man now i wanna watch bottle rocket
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 16 April 2007 19:54 (seventeen years ago) link

me, too
― horseshoe, Monday, 16 April 2007 19:55 (seventeen years ago) link

IS THAT CHRISTOPHER WALKEN
― river wolf, Monday, 16 April 2007 19:55 (seventeen years ago) link

HELLO I AM HARE TO BACK UP ALLY RE: LIFE AQUATIC TRAILER. IT USED 'CEREMONY' BY NEW ORDER IN THE FIRST TEASER, SPECIFICALLY DURING THE SHOT OF THE HELICOPTER FLYING. ALLY IS THEREFORE:

1) OTM

YOU ALL ARE:

2) NOT OTM
― Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Monday, 16 April 2007 19:55 (seventeen years ago) link

leave me out of this
― river wolf, Monday, 16 April 2007 19:56 (seventeen years ago) link

i will leave you IN
― gbx, Monday, 16 April 2007 19:56 (seventeen years ago) link

~~i'm~~ on the run from johnny law...~~that~~IT ain't no trip to cleveland.

-- the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, April 16, 2007 3:54 PM (51 seconds ago)
― 69, Monday, 16 April 2007 19:56 (seventeen years ago) link

lol thx bro i love you kisses :D

beartrap well someone has seen the film far more than i have ;_;
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 16 April 2007 19:57 (seventeen years ago) link

i don't think anyone ever disagreed with her? i didn't even remember the trailer
― ghost rider, Monday, 16 April 2007 19:57 (seventeen years ago) link

my friend max sort of talks like dignan all the time
― river wolf, Monday, 16 April 2007 19:57 (seventeen years ago) link

also when he quotes night train!

"theyll never catch me. cause im fuckin innocent"
― 69, Monday, 16 April 2007 19:57 (seventeen years ago) link

i can't come home, grace. i'm an adult.

beartrap THE I'M FUCKIN INNOCENT LINE IS SO KEY
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 16 April 2007 19:58 (seventeen years ago) link

LOL @ Jason Schwartzman from Marie Antionette being EXACTLY Jason Schwartzman from Rushmore.
― I DIED, Monday, 16 April 2007 19:58 (seventeen years ago) link

or from anything, really
― I DIED, Monday, 16 April 2007 19:58 (seventeen years ago) link

best recommendation of Marie Antoinette I've heard yet!
― horseshoe, Monday, 16 April 2007 19:59 (seventeen years ago) link

jason schwartzman only has one face
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 16 April 2007 19:59 (seventeen years ago) link

lol at entire coppola family basically
― ghost rider, Monday, 16 April 2007 19:59 (seventeen years ago) link

and one eyebrow
― milo z, Monday, 16 April 2007 19:59 (seventeen years ago) link

aw, it's such a cute face.
― horseshoe, Monday, 16 April 2007 20:00 (seventeen years ago) link

Hey Brian I think the crew is going to Marcel's--thanks for the rec! Now if only those fuckers would take me with them wtf???
― quincie, Monday, 16 April 2007 20:00 (seventeen years ago) link

spectacular use of my favorite stones song (2000 man) in bottle rocket. i hear securing the rights to it cost almost as much as the rest of the film.

and beercrap to river wolf, YES, christopher walken!!!
― chicago kevin, Monday, 16 April 2007 20:01 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.haro-online.com/stuff/ihearth1.jpg
― ghost rider, Monday, 16 April 2007 20:01 (seventeen years ago) link

my favorite part of MA is actually when they are in bed having not had sex for like three years or so and he's all reading "the first mechanical locks were made of wood 4000 years ago in Egypt!" out loud from his little beat-up book about locks
― TOMBOT, Monday, 16 April 2007 20:01 (seventeen years ago) link

oh now i wanna watch huckabees specifically the sequence in which jude law gets punched 100,000 times.
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 16 April 2007 20:02 (seventeen years ago) link

my favorite scene in IHH is when Naomi Watts is all depressed and droopy in that one photo shoot. I may have never laughed so hard.
― horseshoe, Monday, 16 April 2007 20:03 (seventeen years ago) link

i own both huckabees and bottle rocket so i think i'll watch them both tonight.
― chicago kevin, Monday, 16 April 2007 20:03 (seventeen years ago) link

no it's still the best when mark wahlberg screams WORD at dustin hoffman
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 16 April 2007 20:04 (seventeen years ago) link

everything about locks in MA was 8080

Marie-Antoinette: So, I hear you make keys for a hobby?
Louis XVI: Yes.
Marie-Antoinette: ...And do you enjoy making keys?
Louis XVI: Obviously.
― I DIED, Monday, 16 April 2007 20:04 (seventeen years ago) link

Mark Wahlberg is a total genius in that movie. I was shocked.
― horseshoe, Monday, 16 April 2007 20:04 (seventeen years ago) link

can we do huckabees/behind enemy lines movie night
― TOMBOT, Monday, 16 April 2007 20:04 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.alternatetakes.co.uk/images/articles/pic15.jpg
― ghost rider, Monday, 16 April 2007 20:04 (seventeen years ago) link

he's sort of a genius in a lot of movies these days
― river wolf, Monday, 16 April 2007 20:05 (seventeen years ago) link

hahahahaha when he says "obviously!" all sarcastic like at her omg
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 16 April 2007 20:05 (seventeen years ago) link

can we do huckabees/behind enemy lines movie night

I have not seen either / i would go for this
― I DIED, Monday, 16 April 2007 20:05 (seventeen years ago) link

cf why I wanted to see The Shoota until I found out Lara Kara Tara Rooney-Mara or whatever was in it
― TOMBOT, Monday, 16 April 2007 20:06 (seventeen years ago) link

Albert Markovski: No, I think that I am going to stay with her, and the cracks and the pain and the nothingness, because THAT's more real to me, THAT's what I feel.
Tommy Corn: Word!
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 16 April 2007 20:06 (seventeen years ago) link

behind enemy lines / stealth
― I DIED, Monday, 16 April 2007 20:06 (seventeen years ago) link

ok it's on then BEF/IHH!!! what bouze do we uoze
― TOMBOT, Monday, 16 April 2007 20:07 (seventeen years ago) link

what kind of drink is existential and miscast?
― I DIED, Monday, 16 April 2007 20:08 (seventeen years ago) link

wait that is kind of a weird double feature
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 16 April 2007 20:08 (seventeen years ago) link

STEALTH
― river wolf, Monday, 16 April 2007 20:08 (seventeen years ago) link

still haven't seen it :(
― river wolf, Monday, 16 April 2007 20:08 (seventeen years ago) link

what kind of drink is existential and miscast?

-- I DIED, Monday, April 16, 2007 4:08 PM (38 seconds ago)

http://www.freshread.com/arimg/absinthe.jpg
― Mr. Que, Monday, 16 April 2007 20:08 (seventeen years ago) link

nobody is watching stealth on my watch
― TOMBOT, Monday, 16 April 2007 20:09 (seventeen years ago) link

absinthe is brilliantly cast, like rip torn as louis xv
― TOMBOT, Monday, 16 April 2007 20:09 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.wilson-brothers.com/luke/photos/movies/royal/dvdcaps/trt369.jpg

What?
― Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Monday, 16 April 2007 20:09 (seventeen years ago) link

god i want that painting
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 16 April 2007 20:11 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.wilson-brothers.com/luke/photos/movies/royal/dvdcaps/trt143.jpg

Hello, beautiful.
― Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Monday, 16 April 2007 20:12 (seventeen years ago) link

you'd have to be crazy not to want that painting
― river wolf, Monday, 16 April 2007 20:12 (seventeen years ago) link

i use the 'hello, beautiful' delivery a lot...
― Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Monday, 16 April 2007 20:13 (seventeen years ago) link

Anderson and co-writer Wilson considered turning Bad Route into an actual stunt the Tenenbaum clan would perform onscreen: "We thought they would have flashlights and ride on motorcycles and wear masks, playing a game." Ultimately they never staged it. "We realized it didn't make any sense."
― I DIED, Monday, 16 April 2007 20:16 (seventeen years ago) link

Beedogs.com is the premier online repository for pictures of dogs in bee costumes.
― river wolf, Monday, 16 April 2007 20:18 (seventeen years ago) link

No man needs that many black loafers.
― Ed, Monday, 16 April 2007 20:18 (seventeen years ago) link

some of them are brown
― river wolf, Monday, 16 April 2007 20:19 (seventeen years ago) link

wait, never learn to make sense!!!
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 16 April 2007 20:20 (seventeen years ago) link

wait whose loafers are those?
― 69, Monday, 16 April 2007 20:21 (seventeen years ago) link

those are margot's shoes
― Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Monday, 16 April 2007 20:21 (seventeen years ago) link

Personally, I think one pair of loafers of whatever colour is too many.
― Ed, Monday, 16 April 2007 20:22 (seventeen years ago) link

nobody should own loafers anyway
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 16 April 2007 20:23 (seventeen years ago) link

GUYS, LOOKS LIKE THE SITUATION HAS BEEN HANDLED: http://www.ilxor.com/ILX/ThreadSelectedControllerServlet?boardid=41&threadid=57213#unread
― river wolf, Monday, 16 April 2007 20:23 (seventeen years ago) link

load off my mind.
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 16 April 2007 20:25 (seventeen years ago) link

haha I forgot Isla Fisher is in Huckabees!!
― TOMBOT, Monday, 16 April 2007 20:26 (seventeen years ago) link

Cormac McCarthy won the Pulitzer, ha ha ha while we were discussing his parody
― Mr. Que, Monday, 16 April 2007 20:26 (seventeen years ago) link

Was Isla Fisher the replacement model for Huckabee's?
― milo z, Monday, 16 April 2007 20:27 (seventeen years ago) link

I assume that is the thing that happens yes
― TOMBOT, Monday, 16 April 2007 20:29 (seventeen years ago) link

also ornette coleman!
― river wolf, Monday, 16 April 2007 20:29 (seventeen years ago) link

man I was all like "ornette coleman wasn't in fuckin' huckabees you crazy beast" but then realized this conversation is multi-threaded
― TOMBOT, Monday, 16 April 2007 20:31 (seventeen years ago) link

yes she was beartrap
― Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Monday, 16 April 2007 20:31 (seventeen years ago) link

OKAY ALL RIGHT WHICH ONE OF YOU LIVES IN CHICAGO AND JUST CHECKED OUT MY ONLINE DATING PROFILE and has the headline "Live every week like it's Shark Week"?? And namechecks the Empty Bottle? I refuse to admit the possibility that we don't know this person who calls himself "Outspaced".
― Laurel, Monday, 16 April 2007 20:37 (seventeen years ago) link

not me i swears.
― chicago kevin, Monday, 16 April 2007 20:38 (seventeen years ago) link

BUT I'M TOTALLY GONNA DO IT NOW!!!!
― chicago kevin, Monday, 16 April 2007 20:38 (seventeen years ago) link

it's Evan.
― kenan, Monday, 16 April 2007 20:38 (seventeen years ago) link

blocked at work ;_;
― chicago kevin, Monday, 16 April 2007 20:39 (seventeen years ago) link

Oh yeah, and he drinks gin.
― Laurel, Monday, 16 April 2007 20:44 (seventeen years ago) link

jaymc
― Mr. Que, Monday, 16 April 2007 20:44 (seventeen years ago) link

What does JMC's brother look like? It could hypothetically be.
― Laurel, Monday, 16 April 2007 20:46 (seventeen years ago) link

He lives in CA and does not have the curly hair.
― dan m, Monday, 16 April 2007 20:47 (seventeen years ago) link

WHO'S BEEN LOOKING AT MY DATING PROFILE, YOU ASSHOLE
― kenan, Monday, 16 April 2007 20:48 (seventeen years ago) link

tocatchapredator.jpg
― ghost rider, Monday, 16 April 2007 20:49 (seventeen years ago) link

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/0/03/Predator_1.jpg/300px-Predator_1.jpg

I seen him. here he be.
― Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Monday, 16 April 2007 20:50 (seventeen years ago) link

i don't live in chicago
― river wolf, Monday, 16 April 2007 20:51 (seventeen years ago) link

OKAY ALL RIGHT WHICH ONE OF YOU LIVES IN CHICAGO AND JUST CHECKED OUT MY ONLINE DATING PROFILE and has the headline "Live every week like it's Shark Week"?? And namechecks the Empty Bottle? I refuse to admit the possibility that we don't know this person who calls himself "Outspaced".

Clearly not the same dating site I am looking at.
― Ed, Monday, 16 April 2007 20:51 (seventeen years ago) link

Is the Shark Week thing common knowledge?? I really want this to be an ILXor now, for amusement value.
― Laurel, Monday, 16 April 2007 20:53 (seventeen years ago) link

I have no idea what shark week is, what is it?
― Ed, Monday, 16 April 2007 20:54 (seventeen years ago) link

yeah it's from 30 Rock, sorta kinda common knowledge?
― Mr. Que, Monday, 16 April 2007 20:54 (seventeen years ago) link

EVERY WEEK IS SHARK WEEK
― Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Monday, 16 April 2007 20:54 (seventeen years ago) link

it's the way team courage lives its life is what it fuckin is.
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 16 April 2007 20:54 (seventeen years ago) link

NOTHING IS IMPOSSIBLE EXCEPT FOR DINOSAURS
― Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Monday, 16 April 2007 20:54 (seventeen years ago) link

FAT BITCH 2 PLEASE MAKE IT INTO PRODUCTION
― pretzel walrus, Monday, 16 April 2007 20:55 (seventeen years ago) link

Shark Week is an American tradition Ed where we fill our rivers with sharks in order to remember how much sharks gave to this country, in blood, and in awesome movies.
― Mr. Que, Monday, 16 April 2007 20:55 (seventeen years ago) link

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v210/alanapost/emot-ms.gif
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 16 April 2007 20:56 (seventeen years ago) link

I WANT HONKY GRANDMA BE TRIPPIN
― Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Monday, 16 April 2007 20:56 (seventeen years ago) link

We have a similar tradition over here be we dangle effigies of immigrants in the river, it became illegal to use real immigrants when they passed the human rights act.
― Ed, Monday, 16 April 2007 20:56 (seventeen years ago) link

sharks can totally survive in rivers, well, bull sharks at least
― pretzel walrus, Monday, 16 April 2007 20:57 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.jabootu.com/images/jaws3game.bom.jpg
― Mr. Que, Monday, 16 April 2007 20:57 (seventeen years ago) link

won't somebody please think of the otters?
― kenan, Monday, 16 April 2007 20:58 (seventeen years ago) link

i don't really like jaws, i think it is unfair to sharks.
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 16 April 2007 21:00 (seventeen years ago) link

jaws is awesome to sharks, it shows their massive firepower
― Mr. Que, Monday, 16 April 2007 21:00 (seventeen years ago) link

wait, waht about real shark week? i love that shit
― river wolf, Monday, 16 April 2007 21:00 (seventeen years ago) link

REAL SHARK WEEK IS EVERY WEEK
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 16 April 2007 21:01 (seventeen years ago) link

this thred sucks now
http://www.wilson-brothers.com/luke/photos/movies/rushmore/dvd/luke-rushmore073.jpg

I like your nurse's uniform, guy.
― Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Monday, 16 April 2007 21:01 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/02/shark.jpg

THEY ARE OR SCRUBS
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 16 April 2007 21:02 (seventeen years ago) link

O R TEHY>!>
― Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Monday, 16 April 2007 21:02 (seventeen years ago) link

i think my fave shark suck dick graphic is still the cartoonized one but i can't find it ;_;
― pretzel walrus, Monday, 16 April 2007 21:02 (seventeen years ago) link

hi fives re: o r they
http://mysite.wanadoo-members.co.uk/morekits1/images/7-picture3.gif
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 16 April 2007 21:03 (seventeen years ago) link

i have it in my flickr!
― river wolf, Monday, 16 April 2007 21:03 (seventeen years ago) link

i think my fave shark suck dick graphic
i think my fave shark suck dick graphic
i think my fave shark suck dick graphic
i think my fave shark suck dick graphic
― Mr. Que, Monday, 16 April 2007 21:03 (seventeen years ago) link

wait i had that Batman
― Mr. Que, Monday, 16 April 2007 21:03 (seventeen years ago) link

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/133/413317522_118758ef1a_o.jpg
― river wolf, Monday, 16 April 2007 21:04 (seventeen years ago) link

shark OTM
― Mr. Que, Monday, 16 April 2007 21:05 (seventeen years ago) link

rw = hero forever
― pretzel walrus, Monday, 16 April 2007 21:05 (seventeen years ago) link

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y155/rgin/trt178.jpg
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 16 April 2007 21:05 (seventeen years ago) link

wait that isn't what i meant
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 16 April 2007 21:06 (seventeen years ago) link

goddamnit
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 16 April 2007 21:06 (seventeen years ago) link

IVE BEEN OUT WALKING
― Mr. Que, Monday, 16 April 2007 21:07 (seventeen years ago) link

http://toothpastefordinner.com/041007/you-a-dick.gif
― TOMBOT, Monday, 16 April 2007 21:07 (seventeen years ago) link

Max Fischer: So tell me Curly, how do you know Miss Cross?
Dr. Peter Flynn: We went to Harvard together.
Max Fischer: Oh that's great. I wrote a hit play and directed it, so I'm not sweating it either.
― ghost rider, Monday, 16 April 2007 21:07 (seventeen years ago) link

is there music that goes with the shark song?
― kenan, Monday, 16 April 2007 21:08 (seventeen years ago) link

and if not, someone write some k thnx
― kenan, Monday, 16 April 2007 21:08 (seventeen years ago) link

I DON'T DO TOO MUCH TALKING THESE DAYS
― river wolf, Monday, 16 April 2007 21:08 (seventeen years ago) link

yeah i really keep trying to fit music to the shark pic
― river wolf, Monday, 16 April 2007 21:09 (seventeen years ago) link

i always wanted to be in one of your fuckin plays
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 16 April 2007 21:09 (seventeen years ago) link

theeeeeeeeese daaaaaaaaaaays
― Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Monday, 16 April 2007 21:09 (seventeen years ago) link

http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/RSPOD/RS404~Jackson-Browne-Rolling-Stone-no-404-September-1983-Posters.jpg
― ghost rider, Monday, 16 April 2007 21:10 (seventeen years ago) link

I"VE BEEN OUT RAMBLING
― Mr. Que, Monday, 16 April 2007 21:10 (seventeen years ago) link

Okay, if personals guy is a lurker he needs to know that "lots" is not spelled "lot's". Just FYI.

OH JACKSON BROWNE
― Laurel, Monday, 16 April 2007 21:10 (seventeen years ago) link

Hot Fall Electronics * New Order
― ghost rider, Monday, 16 April 2007 21:11 (seventeen years ago) link

the validity of rolling stone's claim is questionable at best
― pretzel walrus, Monday, 16 April 2007 21:11 (seventeen years ago) link

lol at you guys yelling the lyrics to that
― kenan, Monday, 16 April 2007 21:11 (seventeen years ago) link

Jackson Browne "rocks"
― Mr. Que, Monday, 16 April 2007 21:11 (seventeen years ago) link

http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e66/LimitedLiabilityGirl/1232_1.jpg
― Laurel, Monday, 16 April 2007 21:12 (seventeen years ago) link

you know who rocks is DONOVAN
― TOMBOT, Monday, 16 April 2007 21:12 (seventeen years ago) link

i'm more intrigued by fred exley on the nfl
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 16 April 2007 21:12 (seventeen years ago) link

BTP TWOO WUB
― Laurel, Monday, 16 April 2007 21:12 (seventeen years ago) link

Results 1 - 10 of about 81 for "jackson browne rocks". (0.26 seconds)
― ghost rider, Monday, 16 April 2007 21:12 (seventeen years ago) link

http://cache.kotaku.com/assets/resources/2006/12/Shark_attack_back.jpg
― Mr. Que, Monday, 16 April 2007 21:12 (seventeen years ago) link

I DON'T DOO TOO MCUH GAMBLING THEEEEEESE DAYYYYYS
― Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Monday, 16 April 2007 21:13 (seventeen years ago) link

WOW MASSIVE BEARTRAP
― Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Monday, 16 April 2007 21:13 (seventeen years ago) link

i can't think about this claims of rocking on jackson browne or donovan's parts.

also mr. que 8080
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 16 April 2007 21:13 (seventeen years ago) link

Jackson Browne rocks and so does Eminem and so does Mingus and so does Eartha.
― ghost rider, Monday, 16 April 2007 21:13 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.freies-radio.org/userimages/headbanger.jpg

WOAHHH THEEEEEEEEESE DAYYYYYYYYYS
RAWWWWWR!!!!!!!
― kenan, Monday, 16 April 2007 21:13 (seventeen years ago) link

ok now what
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 16 April 2007 21:18 (seventeen years ago) link

ICE CREAM, MAYBE
― Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Monday, 16 April 2007 21:18 (seventeen years ago) link

IO
― Mr. Que, Monday, 16 April 2007 21:19 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.cnn.com/TECH/space/9908/27/io.pix/io.volcanoes.jpg
― Mr. Que, Monday, 16 April 2007 21:19 (seventeen years ago) link

oh i would like ice cream
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 16 April 2007 21:19 (seventeen years ago) link

someone suggest a drink i should try out tonight instead of my usual tanqueray and tonic.

something crisp, preferably.
― chicago kevin, Monday, 16 April 2007 21:19 (seventeen years ago) link

even astronaut ice cream would do
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 16 April 2007 21:19 (seventeen years ago) link

dudes I just talked to a woman whose name is pronounced TWEE LAMB
― TOMBOT, Monday, 16 April 2007 21:21 (seventeen years ago) link

Kevin: Moscow mule. Vodka + lime juice + ginger ale.
― Laurel, Monday, 16 April 2007 21:22 (seventeen years ago) link

i just had a smoothie
― river wolf, Monday, 16 April 2007 21:23 (seventeen years ago) link

i am drinking Sol
― ghost rider, Monday, 16 April 2007 21:25 (seventeen years ago) link

BASTARD
― river wolf, Monday, 16 April 2007 21:25 (seventeen years ago) link

smoothie = chocolate chip cookies.

i haven't had a smoothie in a while.
― chicago kevin, Monday, 16 April 2007 21:26 (seventeen years ago) link

i wish i worked from home
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 16 April 2007 21:26 (seventeen years ago) link

I am eating a lovely piece of hot smoked salmon from finland and a frozen glass of brannvin.
― Ed, Monday, 16 April 2007 21:28 (seventeen years ago) link

this fucking guy
― river wolf, Monday, 16 April 2007 21:28 (seventeen years ago) link

i dunno i've been chainsmoking all day, i'd live another ten years if worked from an office
― ghost rider, Monday, 16 April 2007 21:29 (seventeen years ago) link

ed basically you have 100% better life than any of the rest of us
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 16 April 2007 21:29 (seventeen years ago) link

ok screw this i'm leaving early, there is nothing going on in this hellhole.
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 16 April 2007 21:37 (seventeen years ago) link

same here, i'm out.
― kenan, Monday, 16 April 2007 21:38 (seventeen years ago) link

[POLL:] Are You Really That Guy? Douchebag Quiz
― daria-g, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 02:05 (seventeen years ago) link

I am Stone Age Douche - noooooooo
― milo z, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 02:12 (seventeen years ago) link

i don't want to talk about it
― ghost rider, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 05:33 (seventeen years ago) link

aw man and stone age douche is john mayer too
― pretzel walrus, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 05:41 (seventeen years ago) link

what a bummer situation
― pretzel walrus, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 05:43 (seventeen years ago) link

yayayayayayayayayaya i am cracked out

two major traumas, one being a middle-aged woman who (apparently) had her face bashed in for no apparent reason. she had no recollection of what happened and was really scared and held my hand a lot.
― river wolf, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 07:52 (seventeen years ago) link

i was almost more concerned about her son, though, who was so confused and upset.
― river wolf, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 07:57 (seventeen years ago) link

so...what happened, dude?
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 17 April 2007 14:13 (seventeen years ago) link

?????
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 14:18 (seventeen years ago) link

uggghhhhhhhhhhhh why do i click on any other threads besides this one, why
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 17 April 2007 14:49 (seventeen years ago) link

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/4/48/Flagellants.png
― pretzel walrus, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 14:52 (seventeen years ago) link

TAXI!

http://www.grandfather.com/images/wildlife_otter.jpg
― chicago kevin, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 14:54 (seventeen years ago) link

dudes i'm bored as fuck today.
― chicago kevin, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 14:58 (seventeen years ago) link

I was pondering Marie Antionette some more last night (so productive, I know) and I think the masquerade ball should have used "Dazzle" instead of "Hong Kong Garden".
― I DIED, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 15:06 (seventeen years ago) link

MISSING-LINK DOUCHE

hardest question BY FAR: prouder of my gf for making her directorial debut at cannes vs. being in a r kelly video
― 69, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 15:08 (seventeen years ago) link

i picked modeling for agent provocateur, actually

also brian otm
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 17 April 2007 15:09 (seventeen years ago) link

holy shit i hit the snooze button from 6.45 to 9 this morning
― river wolf, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 15:10 (seventeen years ago) link

http://i131.photobucket.com/albums/p313/ilswp/mytattoo.jpg
i just found this on a discussion about someone's upcoming tattoo they are getting on their upper arm. i would like to publicly declare this person to be blood diamonds.
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 17 April 2007 15:11 (seventeen years ago) link

agent provocateur model, duh

beartrap
― I DIED, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 15:11 (seventeen years ago) link

I hope the lines are part of the tattoo
― I DIED, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 15:11 (seventeen years ago) link

holy shit i hit the snooze button from 6.45 to 9 this morning

i have to be out the door by 6:45 or else i'm late ;__;
― chicago kevin, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 15:12 (seventeen years ago) link

do you have to eat the cherry to get the key out?
― river wolf, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 15:12 (seventeen years ago) link

My apartment's power was off from around 11 yesterday morning until 6:30 this morning. Fuck a Pepco.
― Brent, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 15:12 (seventeen years ago) link

(today is my day off, kev)
― river wolf, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 15:12 (seventeen years ago) link

man never learn not to listen to sylvester at work
― pretzel walrus, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 15:13 (seventeen years ago) link

brian, i think you and me see eye to eye on many, many subjects, today i declare you to be my long-lost brother that my mom kept claiming i had.
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 17 April 2007 15:13 (seventeen years ago) link

I would have disputed the connection before you started liking gin. Now it's all blood diamonds.
― I DIED, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 15:14 (seventeen years ago) link

rw, i don't even bother setting my alarm clock on my days off. and that sometimes results in what happened saturday, which was me waking up at 9:30 pm thereby missing the wluw record fair and nearly missing the show at ronny's.
― chicago kevin, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 15:17 (seventeen years ago) link

dammit gmail is FUUUUUUUUCKED for me right now
― 69, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 15:17 (seventeen years ago) link

oh i still have to go to the library/do taxes today, so it's not REALLY a day off. but i was all wired and shit after coming home last night, and couldn't get to sleep, so i figured i'd tack on a few hours of extra sleep to compensate
― river wolf, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 15:19 (seventeen years ago) link

aw man i forgot to mention, JW greeted me with a super aggressive "blood diamonds" fist bump on saturday night. what a bro.
― pretzel walrus, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 15:20 (seventeen years ago) link

oh crap! i never filed my state taxes!!!
― chicago kevin, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 15:20 (seventeen years ago) link

yeah there were waking up problems on my end today. by which i mean i woke up and was getting ready to put the coffee on and then i was asleep on my couch under a stolen jacket for an hour.
― ghost rider, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 15:21 (seventeen years ago) link

lol raven
― ghost rider, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 15:24 (seventeen years ago) link

tom didn't get up at all, if it makes you feel any better. i mean you at least moved to a different sleeping area.
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 17 April 2007 15:25 (seventeen years ago) link

wait tom died? that doesn't really make me feel better at all
― ghost rider, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 15:26 (seventeen years ago) link

I BOUGHT HIM LIKE TWO OF THOSE KILLER BEERS ;_;
― ghost rider, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 15:26 (seventeen years ago) link

I am wading through 3 months of expenses, which I hate doing, but I think work owes me like $2000.
― Ed, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 15:27 (seventeen years ago) link

wasn't he supposed to buy YOU the killer beers, for paying for the cab ride?
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 17 April 2007 15:28 (seventeen years ago) link

I will trade you brannvin for killer beers.
― Ed, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 15:29 (seventeen years ago) link

anyway you weren't at pharmacy, which is where ~~i poisoned a yuengling and handed it to tom~~john bought him a yuengling by accident and that must've done it to him, he doesn't normally drink those.
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 17 April 2007 15:29 (seventeen years ago) link

ED U DONT EVEN LIVE IN AMERICA
― river wolf, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 15:30 (seventeen years ago) link

srsly, dude, yr life is totally baffling
― river wolf, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 15:30 (seventeen years ago) link

he's a dandy
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 17 April 2007 15:32 (seventeen years ago) link

What is baffling about my life as a spacezouk player, international broadcast engineer and knight of the order of woodcraft chivalry?
― Ed, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 15:37 (seventeen years ago) link

ok now it all makes sense
― river wolf, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 15:50 (seventeen years ago) link

dude we should srsly hang out
― river wolf, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 15:51 (seventeen years ago) link

friday
http://www.howdoesitfeel.co.uk/apr13scmandolin.jpg
saturday
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/219/461138099_e432b0d473.jpg
sunday
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/226/460636583_e10908530f_b.jpg
in the life of me
― Ed, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 15:54 (seventeen years ago) link

I would like to do some serious hanging out.
― Ed, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 15:54 (seventeen years ago) link

oh man do i ever want a unicorn cavalry

-- river wolf, Tuesday, April 17, 2007 11:31 AM (29 minutes ago)

^^^^ 80808080808080808080808080808080808080etc
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 17 April 2007 16:04 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.cartoonstock.com/lowres/vsh0020l.jpg

NOAH, U A DICK.
― John Justen, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 16:09 (seventeen years ago) link

Cosign on the UC.
― HI DERE, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 16:10 (seventeen years ago) link

this is from my friend steve in pittsburgh, i have no idea what he's talking about but maybe someone here does:

I want to get some Backyard Band bootleg tapes or mp3's. I used to listen to them in college all the time since my friends were from DC and way into go-go. I need some Back tapes and don't want to buy BYB's studio stuff. If there is anyone from the area who could give me a hand and help me get some of this stuff, I'd really appreciate it. I'm looking for any live performances of good quality. I will pay for the tape, shipping materials, etc.

Please shoot me an email at sjanderson82 at gmail dot com if you can help.

This could potentially save a summer. Think about it, people!
― chicago kevin, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 16:10 (seventeen years ago) link

I found the best unicorn calvary picture ever, but it's on tripod so I'm sure that I can't hotlink it ;_;
― John Justen, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 16:12 (seventeen years ago) link

UNFAIR
― HI DERE, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 16:13 (seventeen years ago) link

i don't know what you're talking about, this image isn't on tripod
http://greywolf.critter.net/images/chars/Orduni.gif
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 17 April 2007 16:13 (seventeen years ago) link

haha warhammer
― river wolf, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 16:16 (seventeen years ago) link

FRIDAY: glowing music zombie
SATURDAY: just chilling with some bros, probably gonna grill up later, maybe watch the ball game
SUNDAY: back to the underworld!
― river wolf, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 16:17 (seventeen years ago) link

HERD OF UNICORNS
― John Justen, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 16:18 (seventeen years ago) link

kevin -

Go-Go questions
Can someone explain DC's Go-Go scene to me?
Whatever happened to Go-Go?
S and S - Go Go
― Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 16:20 (seventeen years ago) link

thanks tracer.
― chicago kevin, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 16:21 (seventeen years ago) link

someone please keep me on this thread and don't let me to the others anymore, srsly
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 17 April 2007 16:22 (seventeen years ago) link

Seconded.
― John Justen, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 16:23 (seventeen years ago) link

hey, i just realized that not only did i forget my belt today but i've been walking around for the past 5 hours with the button to my pants undone.

ALL CLASS.
― chicago kevin, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 16:24 (seventeen years ago) link

LIVIN THE DREAM
― ghost rider, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 16:28 (seventeen years ago) link

schef thirded
― ghost rider, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 16:28 (seventeen years ago) link

livin in a dream
i'm getting older
but i feel so green

talk and tongue will tie
i got real nervous
and i had to hide.
― chicago kevin, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 16:29 (seventeen years ago) link

I could post mp3s of my band and you guys could spend all day telling me we're awesome...?
― HI DERE, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 16:30 (seventeen years ago) link

can't listen to them at work ;_;
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 17 April 2007 16:31 (seventeen years ago) link

i'm just blatantly and openly ignoring this dude's questions at this point.
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 17 April 2007 16:31 (seventeen years ago) link

;_;

We have an awesome mopey acoustic song now! STAIND, LOOK OUT!
― HI DERE, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 16:32 (seventeen years ago) link

AAACCCK FUCK FUCK OK I AM GOING TO ORDER SOME CHINESE FOOD NOW AND QUIT READING ANY OTHER THREAD
― ghost rider, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 16:33 (seventeen years ago) link

yeah, fourthed, guys, keep me out of this business
― river wolf, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 16:33 (seventeen years ago) link

I WANT CHINESE FOOD TOO MR CHEN'S IS ALWAYS OTM
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 17 April 2007 16:33 (seventeen years ago) link

yeah Dan i am lookin forward to getting home today for exactly this reason!

i want HAI HA
― Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 16:34 (seventeen years ago) link

wait i haven't eaten yet today!
― river wolf, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 16:35 (seventeen years ago) link

OH HEY IT'S LUNCHTIME
― HI DERE, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 16:36 (seventeen years ago) link

ok mickey getting ornery at an actual FAMOUS BLOGGER in a conversation about FAMOUS BLOGGING is so shark jump that now i want to read other threads again.

no, wait, i want to go smoke and go shopping, never mind :D
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 17 April 2007 16:36 (seventeen years ago) link

i want to go to humboldt park and play wiffleball and drink beer and smoke cigarettes until about 4:30. 4:30 should be quitting time and from the park i want to go to a bar for drinks and a steak.
― chicago kevin, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 16:38 (seventeen years ago) link

HEY WOW THESE NEWSPAPER JOBS SURE DON'T PAY VERY MUCH LOL I AM MEDIA EXPERT HOWARD "MICKEY" KURTZ WITH YOUR ANALYSIS
― ghost rider, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 16:38 (seventeen years ago) link

i want to do what kevin is doing today
― river wolf, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 16:39 (seventeen years ago) link

I keep hoping that eventually by sniping at mickey enough he'll say something bannable, but I suppose if that "racism" thread wasn't enough, it'll never happen.

I'm not at work, and I think I will have chinese buffet, drink beer, and watch "Final Destination 3" today.
― John Justen, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 16:39 (seventeen years ago) link

Tracer Hand was otm when he asked mickey if he could stop being an ass for five minutes. I want to feel bad for mickey sometimes but he is never not an ass!
― horseshoe, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 16:39 (seventeen years ago) link

i'm kind of shocked he wasn't banned after the racism thread but apparently we only ban marissa and PEW now
― ghost rider, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 16:40 (seventeen years ago) link

i'm kind of amazed he's not just dead from being too stupid to be alive but then again that amazes me about many, many people.
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 17 April 2007 16:41 (seventeen years ago) link

i want to do what kevin is doing today

you want to sit in an airless office wondering if you're going to kill your new officemate or yourself first? because seriously, IF SHE KEEPS READING OUT LOUD those are the only two options.
― chicago kevin, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 16:41 (seventeen years ago) link

and now i'm posting bitchy shit to nabisco instead of just blatantly ignoring him, TIME FOR LUNCH
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 17 April 2007 16:41 (seventeen years ago) link

I think gun control debates always get depressingly tribal. I need to stop reading that thread.
― horseshoe, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 16:41 (seventeen years ago) link

i knew without even reading it what that thread would eventually degenerate into, if it didn't start there.
― chicago kevin, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 16:43 (seventeen years ago) link

can we talk about fucking hipster directors again or SOMETHING so i don't keep enabling the derail of the VT thread
― ghost rider, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 16:54 (seventeen years ago) link

sweet owen wilson sooths the pain.
― horseshoe, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 16:55 (seventeen years ago) link

well that failed within ten seconds
― ghost rider, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 16:56 (seventeen years ago) link

haha you guys
― pretzel walrus, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 16:56 (seventeen years ago) link

Guys, Mickey welcomed me to "teh internet"! He's such a sweet boy.
― John Justen, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 16:56 (seventeen years ago) link

sorry bro, no welcome cookies no credibility
― pretzel walrus, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 16:57 (seventeen years ago) link

he made you a cookie but it was impounded by the feds as evidence
― ghost rider, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 16:59 (seventeen years ago) link

he's able to get out of the house now, right? and he's no nicer.
― horseshoe, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 17:00 (seventeen years ago) link

I think I love you, Alex.
― Laurel, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 17:01 (seventeen years ago) link

I'm probably the only Britisher ilxor to have shot any kind of weapon, I could probably have something to add if there was any evidence of sanity out there, but there isn't so I'm staying well clear of either of those threads.
― Ed, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 17:02 (seventeen years ago) link

oh god dudes lemon juice in the eye
― pretzel walrus, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 17:03 (seventeen years ago) link

worst minute of my life here
― pretzel walrus, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 17:04 (seventeen years ago) link

;_;
― ghost rider, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 17:04 (seventeen years ago) link

yes that is an uncanny likeness of me, right now
― pretzel walrus, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 17:05 (seventeen years ago) link

I wish hunting weren't solely a rich person's sport in the UK.
― Ed, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 17:11 (seventeen years ago) link

i'm eatin a blt and everything seems a-ok from here
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 17 April 2007 17:18 (seventeen years ago) link

maybe that's what I should do
― horseshoe, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 17:19 (seventeen years ago) link

http://artfiles.art.com/images/-/Jackie-Chan-and-Owen-Wilson-Photograph-C10039202.jpeg
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 17 April 2007 17:20 (seventeen years ago) link

also i'd like to point out that matt drudge is not the king of the information age.
http://scoopsnoodle.com/adam_schefter/adam_schefter.jpg
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 17 April 2007 17:22 (seventeen years ago) link

i was just trying to throw him off the scent, it would blow his mind if he knew how things really operate
― ghost rider, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 17:25 (seventeen years ago) link

oh whatever, like you even know anything about blogging, or the internet. just shut the hell up and get some more tattoos already.
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 17 April 2007 17:28 (seventeen years ago) link

I think his nex one should be 'gin lane' by hogarth, then Steve Bell's Jack and Hortence call for More Ron and his tactical deployable hair.
― Ed, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 17:30 (seventeen years ago) link

yeah i don't see why not. i plan to have my next one be schefter's face in the dead center of my back with the words FUCK YEAH above it, and also integrate cupcakes somehow. i'm doing this tonight.
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 17 April 2007 17:32 (seventeen years ago) link

hey what can you dc'ers tell me about a band called the points? supposedly from dc/fredricksburg area? anyone? anyone?
― chicago kevin, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 17:32 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.library.northwestern.edu/spec/hogarth/images/1.69.jpg
― Ed, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 17:33 (seventeen years ago) link

that would be so awesome
― ghost rider, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 17:34 (seventeen years ago) link

that is totally me in the lower right corner.
― chicago kevin, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 17:34 (seventeen years ago) link

i like the man fighting the dog for a bone, i imagine that if i lived on gin lane, i'd be very good friends with that person.
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 17 April 2007 17:35 (seventeen years ago) link

i mean i'd be inviting all these people to hang out in my apartment after bar close, that's for damn sure
― ghost rider, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 17:36 (seventeen years ago) link

no, i don't like the guy with the sword, he looks judgmental.
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 17 April 2007 17:37 (seventeen years ago) link

this goes on the other side

http://www.tate.org.uk/tateetc/issue9/images/hogarth_beerstreet.jpg
― Ed, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 17:37 (seventeen years ago) link

sword?? i meant saw
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 17 April 2007 17:37 (seventeen years ago) link

oh kevin dude the points are awesome! i've only seen em once but they were hard aggro catchy hip-shakin garage punk; been meaning to catch em again.
― pretzel walrus, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 17:38 (seventeen years ago) link

ok first of all beer street is a total lie
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 17 April 2007 17:38 (seventeen years ago) link

from the looks of things on gin lane, being indoors to do your drinking isn't a major concern. and someone should tell that lady on the steps that maybe she should get the abcesses on her leg looked at.
― chicago kevin, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 17:38 (seventeen years ago) link

catchy hip-shakin garage punk

that's what i wanted to hear, thanks.
― chicago kevin, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 17:39 (seventeen years ago) link

WHERE IS THAT BUILDING HANDING PINTS OUT THROUGH THE DOOR, I WANT TO GO THERE
― ghost rider, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 17:39 (seventeen years ago) link

nah, someone is generously handing a pint to the judgemental pawn broker who has gone out of business because everyone is happy and productive drinking beer.

the essential message being that beer is good for society and gin is bad.
― Ed, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 17:41 (seventeen years ago) link

is that keg on beer street being hoisted up TO the building or lowered down FROM it?
― chicago kevin, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 17:41 (seventeen years ago) link

haha I love how beer is the bourgeois, proper, civilized drink in 19th (or 18th?) century England. awesome.
― horseshoe, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 17:41 (seventeen years ago) link

check out the dude who is totally about to cop a feel under the painter... goggles.
― chicago kevin, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 17:42 (seventeen years ago) link

is there a whisky street? how about a wine street? i am interested in those ones right now as well, i'd like to make an informed decision before i finalize my real estate choice.
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 17 April 2007 17:42 (seventeen years ago) link

18th,

Beer is the respectable drink for all classes, but mostly those cartoons are about the working class (gin driving them to underclass)
― Ed, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 17:43 (seventeen years ago) link

more like driving them to awesome
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 17 April 2007 17:44 (seventeen years ago) link

no just gin and beer, this being 18th c london.

The stages of cruelty is after it here
― Ed, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 17:44 (seventeen years ago) link

right, but gin was tainted simply by being associated with the working class, no?
― horseshoe, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 17:44 (seventeen years ago) link

(we talked about those cartoons in an Austen class in college, but now I remember nothing ;_;)
― horseshoe, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 17:45 (seventeen years ago) link

arrrrgh wtf are those kids doing to that dog in the first stage of cruelty!?!
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 17 April 2007 17:45 (seventeen years ago) link

[Removed Illegal Link]
A Harlot's Progress
Marriage a la Mode

Are good too, I love Hogarth.
― Ed, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 17:48 (seventeen years ago) link

[Removed Illegal Link]

I have no idea why the rake is illegal
― Ed, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 17:49 (seventeen years ago) link

fuck wikipedia

http://soane.org/rakesprogress.htm
― Ed, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 17:51 (seventeen years ago) link

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/180/402931712_c8139bd404_b.jpg
<3
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 17 April 2007 17:52 (seventeen years ago) link

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/174/463028715_ca33a546d8.jpg?v=0
<3 :-D
― Ed, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 17:55 (seventeen years ago) link

aw
― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 17:56 (seventeen years ago) link

FLICKR CRUSH DO NOT WANT

ALSO LAUREL 8080
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 17 April 2007 17:57 (seventeen years ago) link

hi jon!!!
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 17 April 2007 17:57 (seventeen years ago) link

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/161/390477067_f63e2435f2.jpg
<3 <3 <3
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 17 April 2007 17:59 (seventeen years ago) link

I am moving to Chocolate Choo Choo Boulevard.
― I DIED, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 18:00 (seventeen years ago) link

I have one too, for snake handlers.
― Ed, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 18:01 (seventeen years ago) link

ok why does my stomach hurt now. wtf.
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 17 April 2007 18:06 (seventeen years ago) link

maybe should not drink soooo much coffee
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 17 April 2007 18:08 (seventeen years ago) link

HAAAAAAAY LAUREL
― river wolf, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 18:12 (seventeen years ago) link

also, according to my mother, straight gin is "a whore's drink."

fyi
― river wolf, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 18:12 (seventeen years ago) link

straight gin also feels like shoving a pine tree down one's throat /whore
― horseshoe, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 18:13 (seventeen years ago) link

Belgium and Holland = Nations of whores by that logic.
― Ed, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 18:14 (seventeen years ago) link

Oh you guys.
― Laurel, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 18:14 (seventeen years ago) link

I will come and play for your dancing.

river wolf, I want to say otm to you on the gun control thread, but I fear the consequences. I need to come to Montana and we can go after the Elk meats together.
― Ed, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 18:16 (seventeen years ago) link

whores OTM
― I DIED, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 18:17 (seventeen years ago) link

I love straight gin, thus proving that RW's mom is 8080.
― John Justen, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 18:17 (seventeen years ago) link

I'm going to the bar now.
― John Justen, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 18:21 (seventeen years ago) link

sounds like a deal, Ed.
― river wolf, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 18:22 (seventeen years ago) link

Here's to the great international DC Valleyfair/Elk Hunt of 2007.
― John Justen, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 18:33 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.vvork.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/04/surfing_ussr.gif
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 17 April 2007 18:33 (seventeen years ago) link

RAD
― river wolf, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 18:34 (seventeen years ago) link

I can't believe I spent half an hour making my gun control thread clusterfuck summary before I was aware of that gif.
― John Justen, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 18:35 (seventeen years ago) link

englande is finished
― TOMBOT, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 18:36 (seventeen years ago) link

I can't believe I spent half an hour making my gun control thread clusterfuck summary ~~before I was aware of that gif~~.
― John Justen, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 18:36 (seventeen years ago) link

http://flickr.com/photos/damonjacksonwilliams/463105722/ <----THIS IS FUCKIN AWESOME CHECK OUT THE TEAM NAME GUYS

tom go to the ups store today if you haven't already
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 17 April 2007 18:37 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.ritilan.com/archives/images/blogimages/030104_rodentwithgun-thumb.jpg

KUDOS
― river wolf, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 18:38 (seventeen years ago) link

I do what I can.
― John Justen, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 18:40 (seventeen years ago) link

Also: http://xo.typepad.com/blog/images/otter.jpg
― John Justen, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 18:41 (seventeen years ago) link

^^^^^ yes!!
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 17 April 2007 18:41 (seventeen years ago) link

not to brag, but I attended Robert H Down Elementary School, HOME OF THE OTTERS.
― I DIED, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 18:44 (seventeen years ago) link

anybody else want 4 megs of Ned Raggett versus Ableton Live 5 before I put some real pants on then
― TOMBOT, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 18:44 (seventeen years ago) link

just put it on yousendit and people will download it.
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 17 April 2007 18:46 (seventeen years ago) link

YES I DO.
― John Justen, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 18:47 (seventeen years ago) link

check out how hairy this pony is, are they supposed to look like that?
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/190/463116324_80212ded15.jpg

i'm assuming with all the canadians on this thread that someone will know if this pony is ok being so hairy, you guys would know about these kinds of things?
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 17 April 2007 18:48 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.fulltable.com/vts/t/tob/doct/01.jpg
so hot
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 17 April 2007 18:48 (seventeen years ago) link

That pony is alright. I'm not an expert Canadian witness though, so I'm not sure if I'm qualified to testify.
― John Justen, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 18:49 (seventeen years ago) link

yeah it's all right, there's room for ponies of all different hairinesses in this big beautiful world of ours
― pretzel walrus, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 18:49 (seventeen years ago) link

i just had no idea, that ponies were so shaggy. that makes them even cuter.
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 17 April 2007 18:50 (seventeen years ago) link

i've seen a pony, two ponies in fact. neither were hairy at all. they were just...regular.
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 17 April 2007 18:50 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.fulltable.com/vts/t/tob/doct/07.jpg
'birthday party'
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 17 April 2007 18:51 (seventeen years ago) link

oh man i think i've been to that kinda 'birthday party'
― ghost rider, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 18:53 (seventeen years ago) link

daddy's comin home with a new 'mommy'
― ghost rider, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 18:54 (seventeen years ago) link

hot
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 17 April 2007 18:56 (seventeen years ago) link

GUYS THIS DOG
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/222/463120776_f4d8dafd26.jpg
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 17 April 2007 18:56 (seventeen years ago) link

http://danhba.sc40.info/thugian/anhmoi2/horse-cat-friends-c.jpg
― John Justen, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 18:56 (seventeen years ago) link

WAIT BETTER:http://attachments.techguy.org/attachments/87590d1158527627/horse-cat.jpg
― John Justen, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 18:57 (seventeen years ago) link

oh man that pony is shaggy too!!!
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 17 April 2007 18:57 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.intercontinentalcog.org/images_galleries2/cat%20and%20dog.jpg
― John Justen, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 18:57 (seventeen years ago) link

Take that, crazy gun thread!
― John Justen, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 18:58 (seventeen years ago) link

CLEAN FUNNY
― ghost rider, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 18:58 (seventeen years ago) link

http://static.flickr.com/44/139748513_c634b0ea78.jpg
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 17 April 2007 19:00 (seventeen years ago) link

http://download.yousendit.com/2CB319AF093301F3
― TOMBOT, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 19:00 (seventeen years ago) link

oh man not only is this pony shaggy but also he's fat!!
http://www.ginamarieentertainment.com/images/pony.JPG
basically, i love him.
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 17 April 2007 19:01 (seventeen years ago) link

oh oh oh i want all of theses ponies!
― quincie, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 19:07 (seventeen years ago) link

hey motherfuckers
― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 19:08 (seventeen years ago) link

did ilx solve handgun control yet
― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 19:09 (seventeen years ago) link

yeah will someone pls summarize both those threads?
― quincie, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 19:09 (seventeen years ago) link

'cause there ain't no way i'm clicking on them. . .
― quincie, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 19:09 (seventeen years ago) link

stupid, stupider
― pretzel walrus, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 19:11 (seventeen years ago) link

handgun thread: ppl who have never seen a gun in real life before are arguing with charleton heston, and river wolf and milo try to say reasonable things occasionally

vtech thread: somehow has devolved into an argument about whether or not liberals should read right-wing blogs.
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 17 April 2007 19:12 (seventeen years ago) link

that's my fault, wrt vtech thread ;_;
― horseshoe, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 19:12 (seventeen years ago) link

well fwiw i'm basically with you on a lot of what you are saying? especially if what you are saying is "kingfish and ned should stop posting every fucking thing michelle malkin says to ilx"
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 17 April 2007 19:13 (seventeen years ago) link

oh they're exhausting, don't bother
― river wolf, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 19:13 (seventeen years ago) link

I was saying that but then I got semi-convinced otherwise and now I am just mad at myself because I could/should have been reading Saul Bellow all that time.
― horseshoe, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 19:14 (seventeen years ago) link

tom nice abletones!
― I DIED, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 19:14 (seventeen years ago) link

i shuold have been learning about the acquired immune system instead
― river wolf, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 19:15 (seventeen years ago) link

dudes i don't want to continue working any longer today. did anyone else listen to tom and ned's song? it's actually pretty good. i did not download it because i have had to listen to it 94/7 for a week.
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 17 April 2007 19:19 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.claudezervas.com/cz/images/slides-medium/bears.jpg

^^^ i love lamp
― river wolf, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 19:20 (seventeen years ago) link

oh u bitch
― river wolf, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 19:20 (seventeen years ago) link

god i just can't wait to get out of here because it's WARM out and the breeze smells clean and spring-like and i'm going to go home and crank the oblivians and shoes and 20/20 and the minutemen and maybe i'll drink a beer in the backyard.
― chicago kevin, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 19:21 (seventeen years ago) link

we should all get our own scary bear lamp
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 17 April 2007 19:21 (seventeen years ago) link

you guys with your normal lives
― river wolf, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 19:21 (seventeen years ago) link

my apartment sucks but we do have a backyard. so the best part of my place isn't technically even in my apartment.
― chicago kevin, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 19:22 (seventeen years ago) link

i'm going out to dinner tonight, at firefly!
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 17 April 2007 19:22 (seventeen years ago) link

oh guess what i found out: "some people" are crashing at my place this weekend (knew that part).

RW: that should be fine...how many?
Roommate: ....10, 11?
RW: oh u bitch
― river wolf, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 19:23 (seventeen years ago) link

waht that is ridiculous
― horseshoe, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 19:23 (seventeen years ago) link

i am broek and need to be able to go to a show tomorrow. hopefully a door guy i know is working at the bottle tomorrow.
― chicago kevin, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 19:23 (seventeen years ago) link

rw, have you considered grabbing your roommate's scrotum and stretching it over his head?
― HI DERE, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 19:24 (seventeen years ago) link

collegiate bike race. some team from Bellingham will be sleeping all over the goddam place, at my house and a neighbor's. upside: pony keg on Saturday. though, secretly, that really isn't much of an upside at all. kegs are much much better when they are at someone else's house.
― river wolf, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 19:25 (seventeen years ago) link

SCROTUM! SCROTUM! SCORTUM! SCROTUM!
― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 19:25 (seventeen years ago) link

also, I AM AN ADULT FFS
― river wolf, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 19:25 (seventeen years ago) link

Wait RW wasn't it you whose roomate's parents came and stayed for like a week?
― quincie, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 19:26 (seventeen years ago) link

http://img237.imageshack.us/img237/8268/1975ligerlz2.jpg
^^^ waht
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 17 April 2007 19:26 (seventeen years ago) link

rw otm on noize board about how that tiger is heartbreaking.
― horseshoe, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 19:27 (seventeen years ago) link

I mean OK my parents do this, but they paint our ceilings and buy us stuff and cook for us? Also, I am married to my roomate.

beartrap whoa
― quincie, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 19:27 (seventeen years ago) link

rw, you should make them pay to get you a hotel so you can live large while they are in town.
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 17 April 2007 19:27 (seventeen years ago) link

that tiger is no
― HI DERE, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 19:27 (seventeen years ago) link

they were supposed to, but left earlier......so that was a bullet dodged

schef that is an excellent idea
― river wolf, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 19:28 (seventeen years ago) link

dude wtf kind of genetic disorder does that thing have?
― quincie, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 19:28 (seventeen years ago) link

Funny Face Disorder ;_;
― river wolf, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 19:28 (seventeen years ago) link

it looks like it has downs syndrome but how the fuck does a tiger get downs syndrome?
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 17 April 2007 19:28 (seventeen years ago) link

it looks like a cross between a tiger, a predator, and a pokemon
― pretzel walrus, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 19:29 (seventeen years ago) link

this is what happens when you condone the gay lifestyle
― ghost rider, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 19:29 (seventeen years ago) link

hey did you know: when a kid presents in the ER or doctor's office or whatever, a perfectly acceptable acronym on the chart is "FLK." This means Funny Looking Kid, and is noted because sometimes FLKs have weird disorders.

pw omg lolz
― river wolf, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 19:29 (seventeen years ago) link

i think it's a liger
― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 19:29 (seventeen years ago) link

Tigador! Use Tongue Lash!
― HI DERE, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 19:30 (seventeen years ago) link

OMG FLK
― ghost rider, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 19:30 (seventeen years ago) link

on noize board someone said it was extremely inbred, i.e. this is people's fault. so sad.
― horseshoe, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 19:30 (seventeen years ago) link

FLK LOLOLOLOOLOLOL OMG
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 17 April 2007 19:30 (seventeen years ago) link

i'm imagining an ER full of characters from Peanuts
― ghost rider, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 19:30 (seventeen years ago) link

actually maybe tigers do get trisomy of some chromosome???
― quincie, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 19:31 (seventeen years ago) link

do chimps?
― quincie, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 19:31 (seventeen years ago) link

OMG OMG OMG RIVER WOLF YOU JUST MADE TOTAL SENSE OF MY CHILDHOOD

MY DAD (PEDIATRICIAN) CALLS RANDOM PEOPLE FLKS ALL THE TIME. NOW I KNOW WHY!!!
― horseshoe, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 19:31 (seventeen years ago) link

FLK ingrained it lexicon... NOW </nicholegraham>
― HI DERE, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 19:31 (seventeen years ago) link

I always thought it was weirdly snarky of him and kind of impressive to have made up that acronym bc English isn't his first language.
― horseshoe, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 19:32 (seventeen years ago) link

did you ever think to ask him horseshoe?
― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 19:32 (seventeen years ago) link

oh okay never mind, stupid question
― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 19:32 (seventeen years ago) link

but he was just applying MEDICAL KNOWLEDGE to UNATTRACTIVE PASSERS-BY
― horseshoe, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 19:32 (seventeen years ago) link

i don't see why a tiger would get anything like that, i mean i've never heard of a cat with such a thing.
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 17 April 2007 19:32 (seventeen years ago) link

the_more_you_know.jpg
― river wolf, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 19:32 (seventeen years ago) link

well, I kind of did ask him, and he TOTALLY HELD OUT ON ME!
― horseshoe, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 19:32 (seventeen years ago) link

FLT needs a hug, but would probably maim ;_;
― pretzel walrus, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 19:33 (seventeen years ago) link

myabe it's a photoshop
― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 19:33 (seventeen years ago) link

sorry, I am so excited now, I have to email my sisters and explain.
― horseshoe, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 19:33 (seventeen years ago) link

RW PLS SEND BIKE TEAM TO STAY AT MY HOUSE.
― Laurel, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 19:33 (seventeen years ago) link

hey guys i'm a go do some homework laters

brtrps: waht?? my dad told me with great relish.

btrps^2: ok!
― river wolf, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 19:33 (seventeen years ago) link

ugh, they'd better not shave their legs in my shower
― river wolf, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 19:33 (seventeen years ago) link

but maybe there will be ladies on the bike team!
― river wolf, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 19:34 (seventeen years ago) link

That's it, Tigador! Now use your Trisomy Attack!
― HI DERE, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 19:34 (seventeen years ago) link

man dudes applying for jobs = teh suck
― pretzel walrus, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 19:34 (seventeen years ago) link

i dunno, FLT isn't so sad, i mean he seems pretty happy. think of that kitty with only one eye, now that was sad.
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 17 April 2007 19:34 (seventeen years ago) link

ugh pw otm
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 17 April 2007 19:34 (seventeen years ago) link

applying for jobs AND medical school: also pretty sucky sometimes :(
― river wolf, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 19:34 (seventeen years ago) link

wait, i have a a sandwich I'm NOT EATING right now, why am i on the itnernet
― river wolf, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 19:35 (seventeen years ago) link

BECAUSE WE AWESOME
― HI DERE, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 19:35 (seventeen years ago) link

guys I would hire you for all this jobs! I'm sorry!
― horseshoe, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 19:35 (seventeen years ago) link

THEY SHOULD CALL IT THE INTERN-NET BECAUSE THAT'S ALL THOSE GUYS DO ALL DAY, RIGHT? HAHA
― river wolf, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 19:35 (seventeen years ago) link

oh guess what i found out: "some people" are crashing at my place this weekend (knew that part).

RW: that should be fine...how many?
Roommate: ....10, 11?
RW: oh u bitch

-- river wolf, Tuesday, April 17, 2007 3:23 PM (5 minutes ago)

cf me going insane on nb:

hey p3tra and j0n,
long time no see. my friends (@@@@@ and ####) are arriving in new york for a couple of weeks tonight - they are in a band called douchebagkiwis (http://www.myspace.com/KIWIMOTHERFUCKERS ) and are totally sweet people.
i have offered them my room while me and @@@@@@@ are in soho (till this weekend) - so i hope you don't mind replacement flatmates for a week! i mentioned it to j0n but can you mention it to p3tra as well? i don't have her contact details.
and we also bought a double air mattress that they can sleep on the lounge with., i am not sure when they are leaving - but it might be around a week - i hope that's ok? otherwise i am sure i can try and find them an inexpensive hotel or hostel around.

@@@@@ and ###### are arriving tonight - but will stay with us in soho and then %%%%%% will bring them across to brooklyn tomorrow and set them up while i am at school

be good to see you both again, hope life is good?

KIWIDOUCHE

now another girl is staying there and its been like 3 weeks
― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 19:36 (seventeen years ago) link

seriously, you guys should kill your roommates. that is major bullshit.
― horseshoe, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 19:37 (seventeen years ago) link

yeah dude, i've been reading that. suck city. at least my guests will be leaving on sunday, and will probably pay for all my beers this weekend.
― river wolf, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 19:37 (seventeen years ago) link

many SNAPS: THEY SHOULD CALL IT THE SOFTWARE-ENGINEER-NET BECAUSE... UM...

LOOK, PUPPIES!

[img][Removed Illegal Link]
― HI DERE, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 19:38 (seventeen years ago) link

ughhhhhhh houseguests!
― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 19:38 (seventeen years ago) link

http://spaceflight.nasa.gov/gallery/images/shuttle/sts-110/lores/sts110-375-032.jpg

^ BAND ON TOUR STAYING IN APARTMENT YAY
― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 19:38 (seventeen years ago) link

oh fuck
http://members.cox.net/brueger/images/puppies.jpg
― HI DERE, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 19:38 (seventeen years ago) link

if the circuit breaker was in my room, i'd just kill the power and lock my door
― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 19:39 (seventeen years ago) link

haha, someone photoshop in bikes and bike nerds
― river wolf, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 19:39 (seventeen years ago) link

ew ew why?

beartrap
― horseshoe, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 19:39 (seventeen years ago) link

because it's THAT KIND OF PARTY
― river wolf, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 19:39 (seventeen years ago) link

i don't enjoy anything that has been posted in the past minute.
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 17 April 2007 19:39 (seventeen years ago) link

picture wise, i mean
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 17 April 2007 19:39 (seventeen years ago) link

wait but the astronauts
― river wolf, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 19:40 (seventeen years ago) link

woah both of those last pictures are awesomes
― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 19:40 (seventeen years ago) link

i think jon's picture looks like fun! band from space can stay with me if they want
― ghost rider, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 19:40 (seventeen years ago) link

dogtits.jpg is not awesome.
― horseshoe, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 19:40 (seventeen years ago) link

^^^^ stirring shit up oh brtrps
― river wolf, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 19:40 (seventeen years ago) link

is it actually called dogtits?? cuz that's funny, guys, c'mon
― river wolf, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 19:41 (seventeen years ago) link

IT IS NOW
― HI DERE, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 19:41 (seventeen years ago) link

DOGTITS
DOGTITS
EVERYONE LOVES DOGTITS
― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 19:42 (seventeen years ago) link

(That is one of the top GIS results for "puppies".)
― HI DERE, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 19:42 (seventeen years ago) link

no, it's called "puppies" which is kind of funny, too, but ew ew why?

beartraps what have I wrought on the dogtits tip?
― horseshoe, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 19:42 (seventeen years ago) link

dogtits dogtits they're big they're heavy they're (WOOF!)
dogtits dogtits they're better than bad they're (WOOF!)
― river wolf, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 19:42 (seventeen years ago) link

guys no
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 17 April 2007 19:43 (seventeen years ago) link

just...no
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 17 April 2007 19:43 (seventeen years ago) link

the schef 8080
― horseshoe, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 19:43 (seventeen years ago) link

OMFG THIS IS A PONY??????????????????????
http://www.ponytogo.com/files/pony_to_go_3_006.jpg
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 17 April 2007 19:43 (seventeen years ago) link

DOG TITS
NOTHING BUT DOG TITS
NOTHING BUT TITS

(to tune of Star Wars)
― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 19:43 (seventeen years ago) link

don't try to change the subject!
― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 19:44 (seventeen years ago) link

it is like a lamb-pony.
― horseshoe, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 19:44 (seventeen years ago) link

petting zoos otm
― river wolf, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 19:44 (seventeen years ago) link

you can't stop me from changing the subject. i mean that lamb-pony hybrid is powerful next level shit.
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 17 April 2007 19:44 (seventeen years ago) link

dogtits is some next level powerful shit
― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 19:45 (seventeen years ago) link

WTF is up with Mutual of Omaha's Real-Life Pokemon today?
― HI DERE, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 19:45 (seventeen years ago) link

Please tell me you have all seen Cuddles the guide horse!
― ENBB, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 19:45 (seventeen years ago) link

haha those kids are like, we know, we have been out-cuted by the mighty lamb-pony
― horseshoe, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 19:45 (seventeen years ago) link

WTF is up with Mutual of Omaha's Real-Life Pokemon today?

??????
― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 19:45 (seventeen years ago) link

cuddles the guide horse?!?

also i had no idea until today that ponies were so cute, i wish i knew before that some brands of ponies are very shaggy.
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 17 April 2007 19:46 (seventeen years ago) link

I AM SO ANGRY

xpost

mutual of omaha own's the IRL pokemans?
― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 19:46 (seventeen years ago) link

holy shit
http://www.guidehorse.org/images/CuddlesShort.jpg
cuddles!!!
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 17 April 2007 19:47 (seventeen years ago) link

i wanna cuddle grandma
― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 19:47 (seventeen years ago) link

allyzay that is a wee donkey, not a wee pony!

xpost oh for fucks sake with cuddles wearing sneakers. . .
― quincie, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 19:47 (seventeen years ago) link

GUYS THE PONY IS WEARING LITTLE PONY SNEAKERS

XPOST
― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 19:47 (seventeen years ago) link

oh well then what i think is cute is donkeys, tiny shaggy donkeys.
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 17 April 2007 19:48 (seventeen years ago) link

ally also the are called breeds not brands. i will teach shaggy horsie school for you if you like! We can use bluey as a model.
― quincie, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 19:48 (seventeen years ago) link

burritos!
― horseshoe, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 19:48 (seventeen years ago) link

You know granny has dogtits.jpg goin' on under that smock. </kenan>
― HI DERE, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 19:48 (seventeen years ago) link

haha brands of pony! like "my little," for example.
― horseshoe, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 19:48 (seventeen years ago) link

http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c287/expatrica/cudd11.jpg

You can take him on the subway with you!
― ENBB, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 19:48 (seventeen years ago) link

If you're blind.
― ENBB, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 19:48 (seventeen years ago) link

What is Blind Bill Clinton doing to that pony?
― HI DERE, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 19:49 (seventeen years ago) link

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!! omg omg!!!!! i want a subway pony donkey brand!!
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 17 April 2007 19:49 (seventeen years ago) link

those sneakers are really fucking pissing me off
― quincie, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 19:49 (seventeen years ago) link

maybe i should attend this horsie school, i apparently do not know anything about these animals.
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 17 April 2007 19:49 (seventeen years ago) link

they should not wear sneakers, is lesson #1
― quincie, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 19:50 (seventeen years ago) link

But I think he needs them so his little pony/donkey feet don't get injured by walking on concrete! Plus . . . PONY SNEAKERS!
― ENBB, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 19:50 (seventeen years ago) link

Go get 'em, Subwaypony! Hit them with a Green Line attack!
― HI DERE, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 19:50 (seventeen years ago) link

hey i could get a wee horsie and keep it in my garden plot!!! this is a very very good idea!!!
― quincie, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 19:50 (seventeen years ago) link

quincie, professor emeritus, horsey university
― pretzel walrus, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 19:50 (seventeen years ago) link

dood horsies wear HORSE SHOES to protect the feets, not fucking PEOPLE SHOES
― quincie, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 19:51 (seventeen years ago) link

hey i could get a wee horsie and keep it in my garden plot!!! this is a very very good idea!!!

-- quincie, Tuesday, April 17, 2007 3:50 PM (0 seconds ago)

VETO POWER
― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 19:51 (seventeen years ago) link

yes i will help you steal a tiny horse and bring it to your plot, i have stolen one before successfully so you'll need my help.
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 17 April 2007 19:51 (seventeen years ago) link

mw I love you but you do not get to veto what does and does not grow in my garden plot.
― quincie, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 19:52 (seventeen years ago) link

wait Ally you have stolen a tiny horse?????
― quincie, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 19:52 (seventeen years ago) link

DOGTITS
― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 19:52 (seventeen years ago) link

whatever just get your mom on the case i'm sure she'll find one on the side of the road or something
― pretzel walrus, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 19:52 (seventeen years ago) link

yes. i was drunk. beartraps let's not involve my mom cos then there will be like TEN ponies.
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 17 April 2007 19:53 (seventeen years ago) link

hahahahahaha
― ghost rider, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 19:53 (seventeen years ago) link

Dan - we're living in a studio barely big enough for two people let alone a pony even if it is the smallest and cutest pony EVER!
― ENBB, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 19:53 (seventeen years ago) link

speaking of Ally's mom and things she has done that I love: casually suggesting to Ally that she has a long-lost brother.
― horseshoe, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 19:53 (seventeen years ago) link

oh she will still say that to me, sometimes. "you know, you should watch yourself, because you have a long-lost brother. i decided i didn't like him and i sent him off to live with some polacks." i have no idea what it means but i'm into the idea.
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 17 April 2007 19:54 (seventeen years ago) link

tho sometimes she tells me he lives with gypsies instead, so i mean the veracity of the story is questionable.
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 17 April 2007 19:55 (seventeen years ago) link

I'm intrigued by the idea of a tiny pony for each finger.
― HI DERE, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 19:56 (seventeen years ago) link

NO PONIES NO PEACE
― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 19:56 (seventeen years ago) link

I MEAN IF THERE ARE PONIES THERE WILL BE NO PEACE
― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 19:56 (seventeen years ago) link

guys, never learn to actually give a flying shit about money
― TOMBOT, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 19:59 (seventeen years ago) link

it is a gateway to screaming FUCK really loud in public while being dead sober and not injured
― TOMBOT, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 20:00 (seventeen years ago) link

I don't understand, Tom
― horseshoe, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 20:00 (seventeen years ago) link

alternatively learn to give a fuck about money and be the kind of person who takes their boss and their bank to court every few months
― TOMBOT, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 20:01 (seventeen years ago) link

sure national academies i will apply for a job with you why the hell not
― pretzel walrus, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 20:02 (seventeen years ago) link

i don't want to talk about money
― river wolf, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 20:04 (seventeen years ago) link

80 fucking 80
― ghost rider, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 20:07 (seventeen years ago) link

I didn't get paid, so I had to call my new boss and complain, so he said he was going to pay me via automated transfer, but that didn't happen, so he said he'd send me my paycheck via FedEx Saturday Delivery, which they of course delivered to the wrong address so it was more like Landlady Sunday Delivery, and my bank is USAA which doesn't have normal ATMs and branches so they give you postage-paid deposit envelopes to send in paper money/checks if you need to, but the last ones we have aren't USPS postage paid envelopes, they're some kind of weird UPS bullshit you have to drop off at the UPS Store, so I go there and nearly kill the little old korean lady when she politely tells me they aren't doing that anymore, plus one of my automated bills went off today and depleted our checking account so I couldn't even get "lunch" at Naan & Beyond to cheer myself up, so I just screamed FUCK to nobody in particular, over by I DIED's building.

I should bill both USAA and my new boss for any capital gains taxes I incur in 2007 as a result of having to shore up our checking account by selling mutual fund shares. Again. It's no fun living on a single income!
― TOMBOT, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 20:08 (seventeen years ago) link

wives > roommates
― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 20:09 (seventeen years ago) link

haha I make it sound like I don't actually want to kill anyone, please don't be mistaken, I definitely want to kill someone
― TOMBOT, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 20:09 (seventeen years ago) link

guys i know this is gun thread related nonsense but this paper that vahid posted is pretty friggin' good, if yr into that sort of thing

http://www.bmj.com/cgi/content/full/314/7089/1271
― river wolf, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 20:10 (seventeen years ago) link

JW OTM re: living situations
― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 20:12 (seventeen years ago) link

guys but i don't have a wife :(
― river wolf, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 20:13 (seventeen years ago) link

i have neither, i guess that's a happy medium
― ghost rider, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 20:13 (seventeen years ago) link

My life is changing
in so many ways
I don't know who
to trust anymore
There's a shadow running
thru my days
Like a beggar going
from door to door.

I was thinking that
maybe I'd get a maid
Find a place nearby
for her to stay.
Just someone
to keep my house clean,
Fix my meals and go away.

A maid. A man needs a maid.
A maid.

It's hard to make that change
When life and love
turns strange.
And old.

To give a love,
you gotta live a love.
To live a love,
you gotta be "part of"
When will I see you again?

A while ago somewhere
I don't know when
I was watching
a movie with a friend.
I fell in love with the actress.
She was playing a part
that I could understand.

A maid. A man needs a maid.
A maid.

When will I see you again?
― river wolf, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 20:13 (seventeen years ago) link

i don't have a wife, either
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 17 April 2007 20:14 (seventeen years ago) link

I could srsly use a wife.
― horseshoe, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 20:15 (seventeen years ago) link

will you marry me?
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 17 April 2007 20:15 (seventeen years ago) link

tiny shaggy ponies > wives > roommates
― ghost rider, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 20:15 (seventeen years ago) link

I will! yay!

xpost
― horseshoe, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 20:15 (seventeen years ago) link

gay
― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 20:16 (seventeen years ago) link

i wrote a song for the band i'm not in called "let's get married!"
― river wolf, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 20:16 (seventeen years ago) link

yes!!!
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 17 April 2007 20:16 (seventeen years ago) link

marrying tiny shaggy pony > tiny shaggy pony > wifey > roommate
― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 20:16 (seventeen years ago) link

basically it goes something like

u r pretty
and i like you
u r nice to me
when i'm feeling blue

LET'S GET MARRIED LET'S GET MARRIED LET'S GET MARRIED LET'S GET MARRIED

etc.
― river wolf, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 20:17 (seventeen years ago) link

ysi?
― ghost rider, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 20:17 (seventeen years ago) link

eating tiny shaggy pony > marrying tiny shaggy pony > tiny shaggy pony > wifey > divorcing tiny shaggy pony > roommate
― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 20:17 (seventeen years ago) link

i like that song, you will go far with it
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 17 April 2007 20:17 (seventeen years ago) link

oh i haven't recorded it yet
― river wolf, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 20:18 (seventeen years ago) link

okay, it would be really petty for me to point out to Alfred in the gun thread that his dad couldn't watch the Dolphins on Saturdays anyway, unless they made it to the playoffs lol yeah right, right?
― horseshoe, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 20:18 (seventeen years ago) link

oh snap
― river wolf, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 20:18 (seventeen years ago) link

dudes i just deleted 90% of my gmail inbox by deleting msgs with attachments WTF PUT THE PAST AWAY
― 69, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 20:18 (seventeen years ago) link

oh man i stopped reading that thread after i told nitsuh to blow me.
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 17 April 2007 20:18 (seventeen years ago) link

today's the kind of day that makes me nostalgic for when i used to have a car. i would totally love to ditch work an hour early and instead of going back to the city just head west down roosevelt until i'm out in farm country with the windows down and the black & whites cranked on the stereo.

instead i'm going to get on the stuffy bus then on the pee-smelling blue line then on another goddamn bus and schlep myself back to my spiderhole in the ukrainian village.
― chicago kevin, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 20:19 (seventeen years ago) link

haha horseshoe JOHN CUNN1NGHAM BEAT YOU TO IT
― river wolf, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 20:19 (seventeen years ago) link

I LOVE YOU, JAYMC!
― horseshoe, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 20:19 (seventeen years ago) link

dude kevin will you ysi the black and whites already
― river wolf, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 20:20 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.buzzle.com/img/articleImages/441027-16.jpg
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 17 April 2007 20:21 (seventeen years ago) link

that is the closing shot of the best movie never made
― river wolf, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 20:21 (seventeen years ago) link

"well, TP*, looks like our work here is done."

*Tiny Pony
― river wolf, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 20:22 (seventeen years ago) link

it'd be like a turner & hooch type thing except with tiny pony and dude y/n
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 17 April 2007 20:22 (seventeen years ago) link

wait, starring owen wilson and gene hackman???
― river wolf, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 20:23 (seventeen years ago) link

I SMELL A HIT
― river wolf, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 20:23 (seventeen years ago) link

rw, will do tonight. despite paypalling shattered for the single back in fucking february and emailing senor reatard about it a week and a half ago i still haven't seen the black and whites 7" on shattered (which is supposed to be the better of the two). the b side to the one i have is ok but the a side is a fucking slice of goddamn perfection. hand claps, a great hook, OOOOOOO-ooooooo background vocals.... awz.
― chicago kevin, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 20:24 (seventeen years ago) link

i would pay at least $40 to go see owen wilson mug with a tiny pony on a big screen
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 17 April 2007 20:24 (seventeen years ago) link

I SMELL A SHIT

-- river wolf, Tuesday, April 17, 2007 3:23 PM (38 seconds ago)

fixed.
― chicago kevin, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 20:24 (seventeen years ago) link

Owen Wilson + tiny pony=so much adorable I will die
― horseshoe, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 20:25 (seventeen years ago) link

owen wilson

tiny pony

they're cops
― ghost rider, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 20:25 (seventeen years ago) link

ghost rider can we have a writing weekend mary shelley style for this movie y/n
― river wolf, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 20:26 (seventeen years ago) link

y y y
― ghost rider, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 20:26 (seventeen years ago) link

mary shelley style?
― horseshoe, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 20:27 (seventeen years ago) link

at the end, he eats the pony, yes?
― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 20:27 (seventeen years ago) link

didn't she write Frankenstein over a weekend at a castle or something
― river wolf, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 20:27 (seventeen years ago) link

romantic
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 17 April 2007 20:27 (seventeen years ago) link

that is sick and uh gross, Mr. Que!!!
― horseshoe, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 20:28 (seventeen years ago) link

maybe stop being a better English major than me, rw.
― horseshoe, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 20:28 (seventeen years ago) link

i want owen wilson to say WILD...PONY...pow...pow at some point in this movie ok
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 17 April 2007 20:28 (seventeen years ago) link

ponies are delicious
― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 20:28 (seventeen years ago) link

like the pony gets him drunk accidentally and he says that and hijinks occur
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 17 April 2007 20:29 (seventeen years ago) link

owen wilson and tiny pony ride off in the friscalating dusklight
― horseshoe, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 20:29 (seventeen years ago) link

no, we will need you to provide a critical exegesis for the DVD
― river wolf, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 20:29 (seventeen years ago) link

HORSESHOE
― river wolf, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 20:29 (seventeen years ago) link

YAY!
― horseshoe, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 20:29 (seventeen years ago) link

dudes i just deleted 90% of my gmail inbox by deleting msgs with attachments WTF PUT THE PAST AWAY

RIP N00DZ 2004-2007
― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 20:30 (seventeen years ago) link

how does he meet the pony? at the state fair, he's chasing a robber, right?
― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 20:30 (seventeen years ago) link

http://cinepad.com/images/barton.jpg
river wolf and ghost rider writing owen wilson and tiny pony are friends: the motion picture
― ghost rider, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 20:30 (seventeen years ago) link

pony dumps a bucket of water on the robber somehow, with little pony feet. also robber falls in pile of horseshit.
― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 20:31 (seventeen years ago) link

wow that looks just like you guys, too. uncanny.
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 17 April 2007 20:31 (seventeen years ago) link

i like that title, we are off to a good start
― river wolf, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 20:31 (seventeen years ago) link

srsly john turturro looks like tracer hand.
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 17 April 2007 20:31 (seventeen years ago) link

I dunno, that pic of ghost rider is a little one-note
― horseshoe, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 20:32 (seventeen years ago) link

mr que otm: he is chasing a robber through a state fair and is about to lose him except that TP trips him
― river wolf, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 20:32 (seventeen years ago) link

they will hilariously disrupt a black-tie affair while chasing a terrorist, at some point
― ghost rider, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 20:32 (seventeen years ago) link

also, special OW/TP move: TP stands behind criminal, OW pushes him over
― river wolf, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 20:32 (seventeen years ago) link

i don't need points at all, just thank me in the credits before you thank the pony.
― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 20:32 (seventeen years ago) link

I have to say, everything about Tracer Hand that is inferrable from ILX leads me to believe he is the most likable person ever.
― horseshoe, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 20:33 (seventeen years ago) link

OW has to play good cop to TP's bad cop, of course.
― horseshoe, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 20:33 (seventeen years ago) link

spike lee cameo to say, of tiny pony, "it's gotta be the shoes"
― ghost rider, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 20:34 (seventeen years ago) link

horseshoe 8080
― river wolf, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 20:34 (seventeen years ago) link

tracer hand IS the most likable person ever! one time we got drunk drinking straight pints of woodford's at hstencil's house and then he went straight to work, at mlb, and i was like, there goes the best bro who has ever lived, i look forward to reading his game recaps tonight.
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 17 April 2007 20:34 (seventeen years ago) link

river wolf and ghost rider, you guys are very good at your jobs. here!
http://www.ilike.org.uk/stuff/sweets/japan/images/pocky.jpg
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 17 April 2007 20:34 (seventeen years ago) link

there needs to be a joke about pony kegs in there, too
― river wolf, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 20:34 (seventeen years ago) link

STAY GOLD BOY PONY.
― chicago kevin, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 20:35 (seventeen years ago) link

lol rw & alex ally just insulted yr masculinity
― pretzel walrus, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 20:35 (seventeen years ago) link

AHAHAHAHA KEVIN I LOVE YOU!
― horseshoe, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 20:36 (seventeen years ago) link

lol boy pony
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 17 April 2007 20:36 (seventeen years ago) link

dude owen wilson would deliver "stay gold, boy pony!" PERFECTLY!
― horseshoe, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 20:36 (seventeen years ago) link

what's the natural enemy of a tiny pony? TP needs a nemesis
― river wolf, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 20:37 (seventeen years ago) link

owen wilson and tiny pony inadvertently find themselves on stage before a packed house. as cops wait in the wings to arrest them, they are forced to improvise a comedic musical routine.
― ghost rider, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 20:37 (seventeen years ago) link

tiny pony does a keg stand
― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 20:37 (seventeen years ago) link

so have you guys covered John Hinckley wanting to go to Nats' games?
― Dr Morbius, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 20:37 (seventeen years ago) link

HAHAHAHHAHAHA
― river wolf, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 20:37 (seventeen years ago) link

tiny pony hates chickens
― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 20:37 (seventeen years ago) link

guys, boy pony must not be harmed in the filming of this movie!
― horseshoe, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 20:38 (seventeen years ago) link

that was to the comedy routine, not mr dude there
― river wolf, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 20:38 (seventeen years ago) link

"we'll have to hide out here with these otters until this whole thing blows over, tiny pony."
― ghost rider, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 20:38 (seventeen years ago) link

tiny pony's nemesis is giant shrimp, he hates oxymorons
― pretzel walrus, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 20:38 (seventeen years ago) link

giant shrimp, meanwhile, hates redundancy
― pretzel walrus, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 20:39 (seventeen years ago) link

ow will say SGBP when, during the lowest point of the film, when their partnership is threatened by the CHIEF
― river wolf, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 20:39 (seventeen years ago) link

guys I am laughing so hard u all rule
― horseshoe, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 20:39 (seventeen years ago) link

Chief's father was killed by a pony
― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 20:39 (seventeen years ago) link

no by a robber riding a tiny pony so that's why he became a cop
― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 20:40 (seventeen years ago) link

dudes i was kind of watching shanghai knights the other night and i love the part where owen wilson says something like, "yeah, well, we have parents, who love us and are interested in us, and you don't, cos YOU'RE JUST A LITTLE ORPHAN" to the kid but i can't remember EXACTLY what he says and it's killing me.
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 17 April 2007 20:40 (seventeen years ago) link

guys picture owen wilson saying the word "otter."
― river wolf, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 20:40 (seventeen years ago) link

TINY PONY'S A GOOD COP
― ghost rider, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 20:40 (seventeen years ago) link

Ally, that's my favorite part of that movie SAVE FOR the blooper where Owen Wilson tries to deliver that line and cracks up, saying, "I can't say this; it's so mean!"
― horseshoe, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 20:40 (seventeen years ago) link

maybe TP makes an accident in the chief's office
― river wolf, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 20:40 (seventeen years ago) link

boy pony's enemy should be a slightly larger, more ominous pony. like war admiral was to sea biscuit.
― chicago kevin, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 20:41 (seventeen years ago) link

i cannot picture him saying the word "otter" because if i imagine that i will actually literally fall in love with him and become an owen wilson stalker.
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 17 April 2007 20:41 (seventeen years ago) link

MAN PONY
― river wolf, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 20:41 (seventeen years ago) link

"we'll have to hide out here with these otters until this whole thing blows over, tiny pony."
― river wolf, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 20:42 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.funnypicoftheday.com/pic/giant%2520killer%2520shrimp.jpg
― pretzel walrus, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 20:42 (seventeen years ago) link

boo
― pretzel walrus, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 20:42 (seventeen years ago) link

http://movies.infinitecoolness.com/25/diehard18.jpg
I WANT HIS TINY BADGE ON MY DESK YESTERDAY, WILSON.
― ghost rider, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 20:42 (seventeen years ago) link

hee tiny badge
― horseshoe, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 20:43 (seventeen years ago) link

Trivia

Brother of Luke Wilson and Andrew Wilson

Did not graduate from The University of Texas at Austin. He is 2 courses (he has said Math and Spanish in an interview) shy of a degree.

Cut his chin and had to get stitches during the making of The Haunting (1999) in the scene where his character Luke is attacking the portrait of Hugh Crane with a candlestick.

Despite being grateful of his success as an actor, he still considers himself a writer at heart and wishes he devoted more time to that rather than acting. Due to a busy schedule as an actor, he sadly had to miss contributing to the script for Wes Anderson's The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004), despite that he co-wrote Anderson's 3 previous films.

He is known for his improvisational abilities, which he mostly contributes to films other than the more personal ones he does with Wes Anderson. Many of the funniest lines in his movies are his improvisations.

Usually declines to discuss the source of his distinctive-looking nose, which was clearly broken at one time. The broken nose was apparently the result of a football injury attained while on the football team in high school (all three Wilson brothers had played high school football, the elder Andrew with the greatest success).

Is a member of, what the media refers to as, "The Frat Pack," along with Will Ferrell, Jack Black, Vince Vaughn, Ben Stiller, Steve Carell, and Luke Wilson. The "Frat Pack" name is a reference to the film, Old School (2003), featuring Vaughn, Ferrell and Luke Wilson, due to the wide number of films featuring the seven actors. Wilson's "Frat Pack" films include Zoolander (2001),Wedding Crashers (2005), The Royal Tenenbaums (2001), The Cable Guy (1996), and Starsky & Hutch (2004).

Has been in 8 movies with Ben Stiller, up to this date. They are The Cable Guy (1996), Permanent Midnight (1998), Heat Vision and Jack (1999) (TV), Meet the Parents (2000), Zoolander (2001), The Royal Tenenbaums (2001), Starsky & Hutch (2004) and Meet the Fockers (2004).

He and his brother Luke Wilson were originally meant to play the Malloy brothers in Ocean's Eleven (2001), but dropped out to make _Royal Tenenbaums, The (2001) .

Shares his birthday with David Ortiz, Chloë Sevigny and Christina Vidal

Majored in English.

Father was a PBS exec.

When appearing on Australian talk show, "Rove Live" (2000), he became the 1001st guest on the show. He was appearing with Isla Fisher. Fisher walked out first and therefore became the 1000th. Wilson received a Meat Tray.

First "Frat Pack" member to receive an Academy Award nomination.

Is of Irish descent.

Was the best man at his brother, Andrew Wilson,'s wedding.

Has an Australian cattle dog named Garcia.

Is a talented skateboarder. <--- well this ruins it for me ;_;

Attended military school, instead of a normal academic school.

Fan of Chelsea FC (England soccer club).

Met his girlfriend Kate Hudson on the set of You, Me and Dupree (2006).
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 17 April 2007 20:43 (seventeen years ago) link

omg it was clearly the absence of Owen Wilson, the writer that made Life Aquatic so shitty.

WAIT IS HE DATING KATE HUDSON???
― horseshoe, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 20:44 (seventeen years ago) link

no, i think they broke up
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 17 April 2007 20:45 (seventeen years ago) link

I guess he used to be dating Sheryl Crow what are you going to do?
― horseshoe, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 20:45 (seventeen years ago) link

lol he ruined her marriage and then dumped her
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 17 April 2007 20:45 (seventeen years ago) link

Met his girlfriend Kate Hudson on the set of You, Me and Dupree (2006).

who was, incidentally, still married at the time.
― chicago kevin, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 20:45 (seventeen years ago) link

guys you know what movie was awesome was actually starsky & hutch
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 17 April 2007 20:46 (seventeen years ago) link

also zoolander
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 17 April 2007 20:46 (seventeen years ago) link

wait have you guys seen that skate movie with owen wilson in it?
― river wolf, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 20:47 (seventeen years ago) link

does he or the pony have a love interest in this movie, guys?

beartrap I never saw Starsky and Hutch.

everything out of his mouth in Zoolander is genius and, I get the impression, improvised.
― horseshoe, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 20:47 (seventeen years ago) link

all of the scenes during and immediately following when ben stiller accidentally eats an enormous quantity of blow in s&h are hilarious, and also anything involving snoop dog particularly the thing with his pet lizard.
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 17 April 2007 20:49 (seventeen years ago) link

yeah, my sister told me Snoop was hilarious in that movie.
― horseshoe, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 20:50 (seventeen years ago) link

"i was totally fine. i've never even BEEN to mt. vesuvius!"
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 17 April 2007 20:50 (seventeen years ago) link

Look I like Owen Wilson but he's just set Dignan on REPEAT. More screenplays, goofball.
― Dr Morbius, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 20:50 (seventeen years ago) link

"who are you tryin' to get crazy with, ese? don't you know I'm loco?"
― horseshoe, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 20:51 (seventeen years ago) link

man maybe we should put john turturro in the tiny pony movie, then you'd really be bored by it!
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 17 April 2007 20:51 (seventeen years ago) link

"sting would be another person who's a hero. the music he's created over the years...i mean, i don't listen to it, but the fact that he makes it, i respect that"
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 17 April 2007 20:52 (seventeen years ago) link

Starsky and Hutch should have been called Awesome and Blood Diamonds.
― HI DERE, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 20:54 (seventeen years ago) link

it was a pretty sweet flick
― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 20:54 (seventeen years ago) link

I like John Turturro too! Just not in...THAT

The only Whore Movies of OW I've seen were Shanghai Noon & Zoolander. Otherwise I wait for the increasingly less wonderful Wes Andersons.
― Dr Morbius, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 20:54 (seventeen years ago) link

guys, can Owen Wilson say "blood diamonds" at some point in this tiny pony movie? I think maybe I'm getting invested in this movie in a creepy, fanfic way.
― horseshoe, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 20:55 (seventeen years ago) link

tiny pony's mom is named blood diamonds?
― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 20:55 (seventeen years ago) link

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ yes

also, morbius, quite frankly the most whore movie OW has done is life aquatic as far as i'm concerned. i'm sure even meet the fockers had SOMETHING funny said in it.
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 17 April 2007 20:57 (seventeen years ago) link

where do i get a drinking island badgeeee
― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 20:57 (seventeen years ago) link

I don't think I "get" this humor/movie/idea. Sigh /jaymc
― Laurel, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 20:57 (seventeen years ago) link

i think ed has the badges!
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 17 April 2007 20:58 (seventeen years ago) link

I want a drinking island badger!
― HI DERE, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 20:58 (seventeen years ago) link

whereas I am probably going to say, "stay gold, boy pony" to my sister at some point tonight and not be able to explain myself.
― horseshoe, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 20:58 (seventeen years ago) link

i still find myself saying blood diamonds but my friends all think i'm insane now anyway so it doesn't really matter.
― chicago kevin, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 20:59 (seventeen years ago) link

i want a badge

also, Laurel: ;_;

and YES TP's mom should be called Blood Diamonds, she is a race horse that descended from horses kept by cecil rhodes
― river wolf, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 21:00 (seventeen years ago) link

Aquatic is probably my least fave WA, but everyone except Dafoe is funny in it at some point. And Anjelica H is just hardcore.
― Dr Morbius, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 21:02 (seventeen years ago) link

Hello, back from the bar. Did I miss anything about tiny ponies or Owen Wilson?
― John Justen, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 21:03 (seventeen years ago) link

awww what happened to the movie
― river wolf, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 21:03 (seventeen years ago) link

morbius, we had this conversation yesterday, none of us really care for the life aquatic and i actively hate that movie ;_;
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 17 April 2007 21:03 (seventeen years ago) link

yeah we've moved on
― river wolf, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 21:04 (seventeen years ago) link

lol sorry don't mean to ruin your movie :D
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 17 April 2007 21:05 (seventeen years ago) link

no i have to go back to work
― river wolf, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 21:05 (seventeen years ago) link

Can this be the opening credit sequence:

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/badgers.php
― HI DERE, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 21:06 (seventeen years ago) link

the rest of the movie can be written on the pirate ship at valleyfair
― river wolf, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 21:06 (seventeen years ago) link

Zoolander/Starsky & Hutch movie nite?
― I DIED, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 21:06 (seventeen years ago) link

wait no TP and OW can ride the pirate ship together
― river wolf, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 21:07 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.ipcc.ie/bogbutter2.GIF

GUYS WHAT IS GOING ON HERE
― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 21:07 (seventeen years ago) link

yeah but except with ponies, i think would be more appropriate

beartrap BRIAN OTM
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 17 April 2007 21:07 (seventeen years ago) link

^ me and laurel ages 8 and 13 xpoist
― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 21:07 (seventeen years ago) link

also re: owen wilson trivia upthread:

Cut his chin and had to get stitches during the making of The Haunting (1999) in the scene where his character Luke is attacking the portrait of Hugh Crane with a candlestick.

It must have been so confusing for him to play a character named Luke.
― I DIED, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 21:07 (seventeen years ago) link

gah your movie nites make me jealous, DC.
― horseshoe, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 21:07 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.libraries.psu.edu/speccolls/spc/events/images/apotheosis.jpg

SLASH FICTION???
― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 21:08 (seventeen years ago) link

they're eating a fuckin log, jon, what's so confusing about some kids eating bark.
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 17 April 2007 21:08 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.irishbook.com/breaking.jpg

expose of NAMPLA
― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 21:08 (seventeen years ago) link

haha they're probably just interested in, like, what bark's made of.
― horseshoe, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 21:09 (seventeen years ago) link

me too

brtrpsssss omg jon
― river wolf, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 21:09 (seventeen years ago) link

what's so confusing about some kids eating bark

QFT
― HI DERE, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 21:09 (seventeen years ago) link

hahahahaha nampla
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 17 April 2007 21:10 (seventeen years ago) link

lincoln and washington doin' it in heaven
― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 21:10 (seventeen years ago) link

GUYS THAT ISN'T BARK

IT IS BOG BUTTER
― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 21:10 (seventeen years ago) link

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bog_butter
― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 21:10 (seventeen years ago) link

wait can nampla be in the movie?????????
― river wolf, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 21:10 (seventeen years ago) link

I don't think I "get" this humor/movie/idea. Sigh /jaymc

don't besmirch my good name like that. tiny ponies = blood diamonds.
― jaymc, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 21:11 (seventeen years ago) link

can Nampla be the villains?
― horseshoe, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 21:11 (seventeen years ago) link

We need to make and sell NAMPLA t-shirts.

Also Bog Butter: DO NOT WANT
― HI DERE, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 21:11 (seventeen years ago) link

DOGTITS: DO WANT
― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 21:12 (seventeen years ago) link

no, NAMPLA should be represented in a cameo by will ferrell
― river wolf, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 21:12 (seventeen years ago) link

STOP WITH THE DOGTITS
― horseshoe, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 21:12 (seventeen years ago) link

or maybe that's just cliche
― river wolf, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 21:12 (seventeen years ago) link

wait, bob saget
― river wolf, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 21:12 (seventeen years ago) link

lol
― HI DERE, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 21:13 (seventeen years ago) link

what hath dang perry wrought
― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 21:13 (seventeen years ago) link

my favorite graffiti ever is the one in the 72nd st a/c station that just says BOB SAGET MOTHERFUCKERS!!!
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 17 April 2007 21:13 (seventeen years ago) link

can sean william scott reprise his role from Old School?
― I DIED, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 21:14 (seventeen years ago) link

yes I love that dude
― horseshoe, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 21:14 (seventeen years ago) link

do I need to see Old School?
― horseshoe, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 21:14 (seventeen years ago) link

my new favorite graffiti is on the western/congress blue line stop, it's a crude drawing of the earth with some gang symbols on either side and in huge letters above it says "HOLY CITY BITCHES" which i really really hope is the name of a female gang on the west side.
― chicago kevin, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 21:15 (seventeen years ago) link

dude you know what movie was awesome was the takedown with sean william scott and the rock.
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 17 April 2007 21:15 (seventeen years ago) link

also are we all in agreeance that the next movie night is just a matter of which two Owen Wilson movies we're watching?

beartrap YES
― I DIED, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 21:15 (seventeen years ago) link

oh yes he can
― river wolf, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 21:15 (seventeen years ago) link

omg i really need to write this movie now
― river wolf, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 21:16 (seventeen years ago) link

the entire opening sequence in which the rock beats up an entire football team with turntables while that missy elliot remix is playing is basically the best thing ever filmed, at least in terms of things that also star the rock.
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 17 April 2007 21:16 (seventeen years ago) link

Guys, listen to this on headphones.

Also Ally OTM re: The Takedown
― HI DERE, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 21:16 (seventeen years ago) link

gmail, what's your fucking problem today?
― chicago kevin, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 21:16 (seventeen years ago) link

guys stop making me want to see movies I had never previously had any desire to see!!
― horseshoe, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 21:17 (seventeen years ago) link

NEEDS MORE DOGTITS.
― KANTLIPS, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 21:17 (seventeen years ago) link

my favorite graffiti is "Eric Clapton Is The Sun" on the side of a pizza parlor in Columbia MO
― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 21:17 (seventeen years ago) link

walking tall was not as good of a the rock movie as the takedown. this is despite the presence of johnny knoxville.
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 17 April 2007 21:17 (seventeen years ago) link

My God, what have I wrought?
― HI DERE, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 21:18 (seventeen years ago) link

after his son fell out the window it was changed to

Eric Clapton's son is dead
― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 21:18 (seventeen years ago) link

hahahahahahah
― river wolf, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 21:18 (seventeen years ago) link

i mean ;_;
― river wolf, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 21:18 (seventeen years ago) link

yeah it is pretty mean but that song is awful?
― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 21:19 (seventeen years ago) link

My favorite mean-spirited joke is about Eric Clapton's son.
― John Justen, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 21:20 (seventeen years ago) link

Q: What's the first thing that Eric Clapton did after writing "Tears From Heaven"?

A: Threw his son out the window.
― John Justen, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 21:20 (seventeen years ago) link

ice cold
― river wolf, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 21:21 (seventeen years ago) link

johnny knoxville was also in the movie the dukes of hazzard, which was regrettably awful but nearly redeemed by a very lengthy car chase sequence in which johnny knoxville threw molotov cocktails at police cars while willie nelson made very, very off-color bordering-on (read: actually were) misogynistic jokes. if that scene and the turntable fight from the takedown were in the same movie, i would only watch that movie, for the rest of time.

the end.
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 17 April 2007 21:21 (seventeen years ago) link

I have best graf yo:

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/26/42690851_f03b77289c.jpg?v=0
― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 21:22 (seventeen years ago) link

HAHAHA willie nelson in that Hazzard sequence WTF?!?
― I DIED, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 21:23 (seventeen years ago) link

yeah that's ok but it doesn't say BOB SAGET MOTHERFUCKER!!! anywhere on it.

beartrap I KNOW??? i basically only sat thru that movie because johnny knoxville was in it and was like WOW WILLIE NELSON YOU JUST MADE IT ALL WORTH IT WITH THE SHEEPFUCKING JOKE YOU JUST LAID ON US.
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 17 April 2007 21:23 (seventeen years ago) link

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/184/401646952_c9b754acee.jpg?v=0
― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 21:24 (seventeen years ago) link

ASS PANTHER
DOGTITS
THE FAKE ACCENTS

9 pm April 23 The Red and The Black

$8
― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 21:24 (seventeen years ago) link

do I need to see Old School?

YES
― milo z, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 21:24 (seventeen years ago) link

Mr. Que 8080
― HI DERE, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 21:25 (seventeen years ago) link

xp - only 5% of that opinion is based on Elisha Cuthbert having a great ass. You also get Piven, the last great Will Ferrell role, "earmuffs" and Snoop Dogg.
― milo z, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 21:25 (seventeen years ago) link

guys stop encouraging people to form bands called "Dogtits" for fuck's sake
― horseshoe, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 21:26 (seventeen years ago) link

you say "you also get piven" as if that's like a bonus to clamor for.
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 17 April 2007 21:26 (seventeen years ago) link

No. Old School is awful, really really awful.
― Laurel, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 21:26 (seventeen years ago) link

we were in some random bar sometime and they were showing old school? i had no idea any of those people were even IN old school. i mean, luke wilson?
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 17 April 2007 21:27 (seventeen years ago) link

I have always assumed it was awful. I have an aversion to Tom Green.
― horseshoe, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 21:27 (seventeen years ago) link

I hate Will Farrel and all his movies on this earth.
― Laurel, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 21:27 (seventeen years ago) link

http://c13.zedo.com/OzoDB/2/u/261244/V1/300x250_even2.gif http://www.jfk-assassination.de/images/bullet2.gif
― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 21:28 (seventeen years ago) link

to be fair, Luke Wilson will be/has been in basically anything.

xpost oh Laurel, you hurt me in my heart
― horseshoe, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 21:28 (seventeen years ago) link

http://c13.zedo.com/OzoDB/2/u/261244/V1/300x250_even2.gif
― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 21:28 (seventeen years ago) link

Tom Green = Road Trip (also awesome)
Old School = Luke Wilson, Vince Vaughn, the Piv, Will Ferrell
― milo z, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 21:28 (seventeen years ago) link

guh fucking hotlinking protection
― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 21:28 (seventeen years ago) link

"buddy the elf, what's your favorite color?!"
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 17 April 2007 21:28 (seventeen years ago) link

In other news, Beef and I drew a picture of Italy for Philippe. The little guy wouldn't believe it actually looked like a boot until we proved it for him. Beef wanted to show how Chile looks like South America's large intestine, but Philippe didn't know what intestines were, and we had dinner reservations.

This is what I imagine living with the Lex to be like.
― Ed, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 21:29 (seventeen years ago) link

omg guys this whole time I've been talking about Old School thinking it's road trip, wtf is wrong with me. I've seen part of Old School, but it was kind of boring?
― horseshoe, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 21:29 (seventeen years ago) link

from
― Ed, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 21:29 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.jfk-assassination.de/images/bullet2.gif
― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 21:30 (seventeen years ago) link

doh!
― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 21:30 (seventeen years ago) link

Sorry, HS. :( Not only am I not amused by Will Farrel-style antics, I am actively repulsed.
― Laurel, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 21:30 (seventeen years ago) link

old school was crap but laurel is 0808 on will ferrel.
― chicago kevin, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 21:30 (seventeen years ago) link

whoa i had no idea molly sanders was a redhead! themoreyouknow.jpg!
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 17 April 2007 21:30 (seventeen years ago) link

i miss the old school noize board, it was a lot more fun : ___ :
― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 21:30 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.roadsideamerica.com/attract/images/pa/PAPHImutcolon.jpg

I can copy and paste faster than the clipboard refreshes u_u
― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 21:31 (seventeen years ago) link

i have no idea what the term "will ferrel-style antics" means
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 17 April 2007 21:31 (seventeen years ago) link

being hilarious?
― horseshoe, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 21:31 (seventeen years ago) link

haha Ed otm re: the lex

and yeah, old noize was much much better and laurel is also 0808
― river wolf, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 21:31 (seventeen years ago) link

i mean he's kind of distinctly doing different things in, like, say, elf versus anchorman otherwise i'd hate both of those movies and not just anchorman.
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 17 April 2007 21:31 (seventeen years ago) link

ehhh
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 17 April 2007 21:32 (seventeen years ago) link

I SUFFER FROM VOICE IMMODULATION.
― chicago kevin, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 21:32 (seventeen years ago) link

aw, I love Anchorman, but I think I had a very peculiar viewing experience of it.

xpost ha I was about to say, Kevin!
― horseshoe, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 21:32 (seventeen years ago) link

i saw anchorman in san diego so the line "go fuck yourself san diego" was awesome because it was exactly what i was thinking at the time.
― chicago kevin, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 21:33 (seventeen years ago) link

holy shit, the scene with jack black on the bridge? fuck. dying.
― chicago kevin, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 21:33 (seventeen years ago) link

It's okay, I only like kung-fu movies and car chase scenes.

Brtp also hate Jack Black.
― Laurel, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 21:34 (seventeen years ago) link

"you're just a woman, with a smaller brain. with a brain 1/3 the size of ours. it's science."

I say "it's science" all the time.
― horseshoe, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 21:35 (seventeen years ago) link

ALL. THE. TIME.
― horseshoe, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 21:35 (seventeen years ago) link

i say DOGTITS all the time
― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 21:36 (seventeen years ago) link

ALL THE TIME
― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 21:36 (seventeen years ago) link

also, Vince Vaughn's character in Anchorman is named WES MANTOOTH.

xpost damn you, Mr. Que!
― horseshoe, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 21:36 (seventeen years ago) link

(sorry j/k horseshoe that is the LAST time i will say DOGTITS today. In fact, I will never ever write the word DOGTITS again.)
― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 21:36 (seventeen years ago) link

I am shaking my fist in DC's direction.
― horseshoe, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 21:37 (seventeen years ago) link

jack black i can do without but mother of fucking pearl that scene.
― chicago kevin, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 21:37 (seventeen years ago) link

jack black is immensely hatable.
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 17 April 2007 21:37 (seventeen years ago) link

no that scene was funny! i dig jack black but i can see where people would hate him
― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 21:37 (seventeen years ago) link

"School of Rock" was awesome, though.
― HI DERE, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 21:38 (seventeen years ago) link

I kind of can't help liking Jack Black, but hating him is totally understandable. he is always, always coked out whenever he appears on talk shows, btw.
― horseshoe, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 21:38 (seventeen years ago) link

I DIED's guide to selected will ferrell movies:

Anchorman > Zoolander > Wedding Crashers > Old School > Blades Of Glory > Talladega Nights > Night at the Roxbury > Elf

note: I liked all these movies
― I DIED, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 21:39 (seventeen years ago) link

i'm not a big school of rock person, mainly because
a) i hate children
b) i hate jack black
c) quite frankly i also hate music
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 17 April 2007 21:39 (seventeen years ago) link

i was ok with nacho libre but i was on an 8 hour flight when i saw that and my other options were some horrible thing with jennifer aniston in it and THE DAVINCI CODE so....
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 17 April 2007 21:40 (seventeen years ago) link

i think that wedding crashers should not be listed as a will ferrel movie, he's barely in it and he's the worst thing about the film.
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 17 April 2007 21:40 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f_y1xfzV8dM&mode=related&search=
― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 21:40 (seventeen years ago) link

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Apache Tomcat/5.5.20
― chicago kevin, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 21:41 (seventeen years ago) link

"Your kids have all really touched me, and I'm pretty sure that I've touched them."

lol
― HI DERE, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 21:41 (seventeen years ago) link

Jack black and Will Farrell: I love them both, but I am regularly disappointed when their stock shtick drags on and I'm like, wait a minute, which movie is this.

Also, it appears that DOGTITS is the new POPPAGE
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 21:41 (seventeen years ago) link

ok wtf at that commercial
― HI DERE, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 21:42 (seventeen years ago) link

god, remember the day of that POPPAGE was coined? that was a dark motherfucking day.
― horseshoe, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 21:42 (seventeen years ago) link

god, remember the day of that POPPAGE was coined? that was a dark motherfucking day.

Yeah, it was [url=[Removed Illegal Link] before my birthday[/i], ugh.
― HI DERE, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 21:43 (seventeen years ago) link

Elf > Old School > Talladega Nights > Anchorman > Wedding Crashers > Zoolander

Haven't seen any others.
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 21:44 (seventeen years ago) link

WEDDING CRASHERS IS NOT A WILL FERREL MOVIE GODDAMNIT!
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 17 April 2007 21:44 (seventeen years ago) link

A WINNER IS ME

right before my birthday, ugh
― HI DERE, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 21:44 (seventeen years ago) link

is your birthday January 18th, Dan? mine is the 19th!
― horseshoe, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 21:45 (seventeen years ago) link

I realize that WF and JB are parodying various kinds of stupidity a lot of the time, but that kind(s) of stupidity is too scary/repellent to me. I get actually really uncomfortable with it sometimes, because I'm not sure it's ENOUGH of a parody, y'know? The kind of world portrayed in their movies is one I could not possib live in, I wd stab someone WITHOUT QUESTION and yet criticism & sensible thought seem to roll right off all those guys like they're invulnerable. IT MAKES ME CRAZY.
― Laurel, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 21:45 (seventeen years ago) link

oh and it is Talladega Nights > Zoolander (these two are basically tied actually) > Elf >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ANCHORMAN

i haven't seen the others and refuse to include wedding crashers in this because it is a great movie and he is the worst thing about it, the 5 minutes he is in it ;_;
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 17 April 2007 21:45 (seventeen years ago) link

Although this almost makes up for it: "hello you are very poppagey i would like to court you in the vagina"

SNAP: It is! HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY TO YOU
― HI DERE, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 21:46 (seventeen years ago) link

Where does Starsky and Hutch fit into the Will Ferrel Movie Spectrum?
― HI DERE, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 21:46 (seventeen years ago) link

is he even in that movie?
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 17 April 2007 21:47 (seventeen years ago) link

I mean like on some level I start getting panickked by it.
― Laurel, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 21:47 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tuEhcJ2jsUk
― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 21:48 (seventeen years ago) link

maybe i should just rank all movies that include any combination of at least two of owen wilson OR vince vaughn OR will ferrel OR ben stiller OR ben stiller's wife and it'd just be easier to figure out.
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 17 April 2007 21:48 (seventeen years ago) link

thanks, Dan!

yeah, I get that, Laurel. sexism is the outright theme of Anchorman, which makes these issues a little clearer.
― horseshoe, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 21:49 (seventeen years ago) link

Also, The Producers remake was a big gigantic bag of shit, but Will was funnier in that than in Wedding Crashers. Plus Uma's gams & knockers= awesome.
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 21:49 (seventeen years ago) link

do Ben Stiller and Christine Taylor seem to sort of hate each other to you? /bitchy
― horseshoe, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 21:49 (seventeen years ago) link

will ferrel is in the producers?!?!
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 17 April 2007 21:52 (seventeen years ago) link

oh man you know what movie is pretty good is dodgeball, guys.
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 17 April 2007 21:52 (seventeen years ago) link

I DON'T GET THAT MOVIE.
― horseshoe, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 21:53 (seventeen years ago) link

will ferrel is the nazi guy who writes Springtime for Hitler, yes.
― jessie monster, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 21:53 (seventeen years ago) link

c'mon??? when patches is killed?!?!?! that's hilarious.
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 17 April 2007 21:53 (seventeen years ago) link

I only like Dodgeball because of Jason Bateman. Also I have a tiny tiny crush on Vince Vaughn.
― jessie monster, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 21:53 (seventeen years ago) link

Dodgeball is AWESOME.

In "Starsky and Hutch", Will Farrel is the creepy convict they interview who wants them to pet his dragon tattoo before giving up critical info!
― HI DERE, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 21:54 (seventeen years ago) link

Patches is great, that's true. also, Jason Bateman is genius in that movie. marry me, Jason Bateman!
― horseshoe, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 21:54 (seventeen years ago) link

beartraps
― horseshoe, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 21:54 (seventeen years ago) link

THE OCHO
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 17 April 2007 21:54 (seventeen years ago) link

THE LANCE ARMSTRONG CAMEO
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 17 April 2007 21:55 (seventeen years ago) link

Gary Cole: "This is shocking"

Jason Bateman: "I feel shocked!"
― horseshoe, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 21:55 (seventeen years ago) link

Those two are genius.
― HI DERE, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 21:56 (seventeen years ago) link

also I like the reveal where Christine Taylor has a million unicorn figurines in her house.
― horseshoe, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 21:57 (seventeen years ago) link

I think I just really hate Ben Stiller in that movie, especially Ben Stiller in the fat suit. so mean.
― horseshoe, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 21:57 (seventeen years ago) link

It's like TS: Fred Willard in "Best of Show" vs Jason Bateman in "Dodgeball" and I'm all ";_; want to pick both ;_;"

SNAP: Ben Stiller was so ridiculous in that movie!
― HI DERE, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 21:58 (seventeen years ago) link

"wait, there's a guy on our team that dresses like a pirate?"
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 17 April 2007 21:58 (seventeen years ago) link

THAT DUDE IS 8080
― HI DERE, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 21:58 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0876138/
― HI DERE, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 21:59 (seventeen years ago) link

Cotton McKnight: I'm being told that Average Joe's does not have enough players and will be forfeiting the championship match.
Pepper Brooks: It's a bold strategy, Cotton. Let's see if it pays off for 'em.
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 17 April 2007 22:00 (seventeen years ago) link

omg Jason Bateman why aren't you mine?
― horseshoe, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 22:01 (seventeen years ago) link

hahahahahaha I could watch that movie on endless repeat
― HI DERE, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 22:01 (seventeen years ago) link

the whole running gag about chicky being a lesbian is pretty hilarious too
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 17 April 2007 22:02 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.made-in-china.com/image/2f0j00OMCTmaHcJQrEM/Ratchet-Wrench-JD28000-.jpg
― I DIED, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 22:02 (seventeen years ago) link

"peter, those...men? and that muff-diver in there, they really believe in you..."
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 17 April 2007 22:02 (seventeen years ago) link

Also three cheers for the Mac Guy!
― HI DERE, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 22:03 (seventeen years ago) link

omg the wrench. "is it necessary for me to drink my own urine?!"

rip torn is 8080 throughout dodgeball, basically
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 17 April 2007 22:03 (seventeen years ago) link

hahahahahaha hey guys drudge:

COLUMN: Foulmouthed 'Wonkette' Doesn't Fool Me...
― ghost rider, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 22:04 (seventeen years ago) link

rip torn is 8080 throughout all time
― I DIED, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 22:04 (seventeen years ago) link

brian otm

alex i am not going to go read drudge no matter what
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 17 April 2007 22:06 (seventeen years ago) link

I'd rather read The Stile Report than Drudge and I never ever ever read the fucking Stile Report.
― HI DERE, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 22:11 (seventeen years ago) link

you guys are clearly on to this foul-mouthed "wonkette"
― ghost rider, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 22:12 (seventeen years ago) link

yay for foulmouthed wonkette!
― horseshoe, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 22:15 (seventeen years ago) link

I mean, kudos for getting namechecked by the object of Mickey's hard-on but, you know, DJP don't play that shit.
― HI DERE, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 22:17 (seventeen years ago) link

drudge is too campy and self-parodic for me to actually dislike him, but my view on the matter is probably skewed.
― ghost rider, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 22:26 (seventeen years ago) link

whoops i fell asleep
― river wolf, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 22:43 (seventeen years ago) link

hahaha it is getting easier and easier to imagine you as an otter, rw.
― horseshoe, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 22:55 (seventeen years ago) link

YOU GUYS

The opera I'm doing now is going to incorporate butoh in one scene!

Here is an example of butoh: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3UuwLjlpR-c

WAU
― HI DERE, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 23:11 (seventeen years ago) link

In addition:

http://www.actioncat.com/platinum/images/quick-dogtyping.gif
― HI DERE, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 23:37 (seventeen years ago) link

whoah. is there sound with that video?
― river wolf, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 23:38 (seventeen years ago) link

Yes! It is essential.
― HI DERE, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 23:41 (seventeen years ago) link

oh ok i will watch when i get home
― river wolf, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 23:41 (seventeen years ago) link

river wolf, not gonna get to send the black & whites tonight, sorry. perhaps tomorrow, more probable tomorrow night.
― chicago kevin, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 03:36 (seventeen years ago) link

no worries!
― river wolf, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 03:42 (seventeen years ago) link

buhhhhhhhh
― river wolf, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 03:48 (seventeen years ago) link

guys, i totally fucked up stuff on my taxes, and I don't know what to do! I tried to file an extension but the software won't let me do it!
― daria-g, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 04:03 (seventeen years ago) link

fuck. what a pain. i can't find anything, all my papers are all over the place, i'm exhausted, i fucked up the return, i think i don't get any money back because of stupid freelance shit, and my boss told me at the end of the day we have a meeting with web client from hell tomorrow at 10

goddamn
― daria-g, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 04:07 (seventeen years ago) link

goddamn otm
― ghost rider, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 04:21 (seventeen years ago) link

goddamn 8080 = blessedly short-lived poughkeepsie pop-punkers in the late 90s
― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 04:26 (seventeen years ago) link

I DIED, I will gladly e-mail you any patches from that track or the whole set if you so desire

also the envelope editor in Live 5 does not have some of the features you described! time to fuckin upgrade already huh
― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 04:27 (seventeen years ago) link

I am glad I finished my taxes last night so I could stay at work until right now tonight. 1000 projects too many, clients asking "where is this drawings???" and me telling "I can't turn my overloaded schedule into a heart, but here is PDFs for u"
― I DIED, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 04:42 (seventeen years ago) link

i also have a performance eval overdue but had to take another day and count to 10 several times so as to not turn in the version that's super, super bitchy. my life is a mess right now is what i'm sayin
― daria-g, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 05:00 (seventeen years ago) link

ad;lkfjasdl;fkjasdl;vknmald;skfn turbtotax said it was "busy" when i tried to submit my taxes last night and now they're LATE
― river wolf, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 12:45 (seventeen years ago) link

and it's raining
― river wolf, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 12:45 (seventeen years ago) link

god dammit they un-muted the news again
― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 13:20 (seventeen years ago) link

anybody want to hear about how easy it is for a crazy immigrant to buy guns? cause I'm a fuckin expert
― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 13:21 (seventeen years ago) link

why couldn't he have just shot up a Scientology center instead

-- Shakey Mo Collier, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 23:04 (Yesterday)

or wherever the hell ghost rider lives

-- modestmickey, Tuesday, April 17, 2007 9:48 PM (Yesterday)

oh mickey, you're so fine

-- Mr. Que, Tuesday, April 17, 2007 9:51 PM (Yesterday)

why would someone want to shoot up The Raven?

-- I DIED, Tuesday, April 17, 2007 9:56 PM (Yesterday)

lolololololol i <3 you all
― ghost rider, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 13:21 (seventeen years ago) link

"We're able to rebalance and reallocate traffic in real-time based a measure of latency done in the hardware," said Woven CEO Harry Quackenboss, an interview.
― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 13:31 (seventeen years ago) link

I read that article and totally missed the awesome CEO name.
― Ed, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 13:32 (seventeen years ago) link

"A Measure Of Latency Done In The Hardware" should be the title of our collaborative Bazouki Bass album, Ed
― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 13:46 (seventeen years ago) link

8080
― Ed, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 13:47 (seventeen years ago) link

A cover of Winchester Cathedral will be our breakout single
― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 14:00 (seventeen years ago) link

Only is the Followup can be Huntin' Tigers out in Indiah
― Ed, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 14:06 (seventeen years ago) link

WHY DID I CLICK ON THE CARLOS MENCIA THREAD, WHY DID I DO THAT
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 18 April 2007 14:09 (seventeen years ago) link

I'm not going to make that mistake, I've been holdling on by my quite short fingernails this last week anyway.
― Laurel, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 14:12 (seventeen years ago) link

why would anyone do anything that has the words "carlos mencia" on it?
― river wolf, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 14:41 (seventeen years ago) link

I DON'T KNOW
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 18 April 2007 14:41 (seventeen years ago) link

WHY ARE THERE CROWS?
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 18 April 2007 14:42 (seventeen years ago) link

Or possibly Mr Apollo.
― Ed, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 15:16 (seventeen years ago) link

turbtotax said it was "busy" when i tried to submit my taxes last night and now they're LATE

yeah me too!! i figured at about 5 to midnight, fuck it i'll just send them in, i think it's all correct and the software was hosed
― daria-g, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 15:23 (seventeen years ago) link

fuck a bbcode!! can we not go back to HTML
― daria-g, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 15:24 (seventeen years ago) link

i just sent mine a little while ago
― river wolf, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 15:26 (seventeen years ago) link

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/198/464094476_60a6b16131_o.png
― river wolf, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 15:26 (seventeen years ago) link

was that from yesterday?

Why do I keep going back to the gun control thread?
― Ed, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 15:31 (seventeen years ago) link

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/4/48/Flagellants.png
― pretzel walrus, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 15:32 (seventeen years ago) link

can we get the wankette to get that tattooed after he gets hogarth done?
― Ed, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 15:34 (seventeen years ago) link

why don't YOU get one of these tattoos?
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 18 April 2007 15:40 (seventeen years ago) link

I don't really do adornments, although I don't know why. Beer st would be pretty blood diamonds
― Ed, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 15:42 (seventeen years ago) link

oh god speaking of tattoos, last saturday night I was at a party with my friend, somehow mentioned I want a raygun tattoo, and was subjected to my friend running up to some guy she knew (who I had never met) screaming "SHOW JESSIE YOUR RAYGUN!!!!"
― jessie monster, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 15:45 (seventeen years ago) link

I, uh, just remembered that.
― jessie monster, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 15:45 (seventeen years ago) link

And did he?
― Ed, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 15:46 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.vitel.com.au/smartarts/images/reagan.jpg
― ghost rider, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 15:46 (seventeen years ago) link

yes, it was awkward.

beartrap.
― jessie monster, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 15:46 (seventeen years ago) link

eeewww guys i'm being "hunted" by ppl on lns
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 18 April 2007 15:47 (seventeen years ago) link

ok fuck flag bars i'm gettin reagan above my armpit
― pretzel walrus, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 15:47 (seventeen years ago) link

do you get jaw implants if they get you?

beitrops
― Ed, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 15:47 (seventeen years ago) link

uh i haven't logged in to lns in months but don't you actually have to 'hunt' yourself in order to know that you're being 'hunted'?
― ghost rider, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 15:48 (seventeen years ago) link

wait, jaw implants are part of the deal? i'm going to smith point to find these ppl tonight then.

xpost no it just won't tell you WHO is hunting you if you aren't hunting anyone.
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 18 April 2007 15:49 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.nba.com/chat_and_mailboxes/flea.html

lol flea is rosie
― pretzel walrus, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 15:49 (seventeen years ago) link

whoa flea's blog wtf
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 18 April 2007 15:50 (seventeen years ago) link

you guys and yr websites
― river wolf, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 15:52 (seventeen years ago) link

Flea's spelling is an order of magnitude better than Rosie's, tho.

xoxoxo,
Cap'n Save-A-Chili-Pepper
― HI DERE, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 15:55 (seventeen years ago) link

o these bitches are stealin shit out of my flickr acct now, it is ON

i don't have a plan per se for the on-ness so i'm gonna go back to examining clocky
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 18 April 2007 15:57 (seventeen years ago) link

GUYS WTF http://www.thinkgeek.com/homeoffice/lights/8f22/
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 18 April 2007 15:58 (seventeen years ago) link

who's stealing what??? dates with elves???
― ghost rider, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 16:03 (seventeen years ago) link

omg an alarm clock that might actually work on TOMBOT!
― Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 16:06 (seventeen years ago) link

oh, like you're the world champion of getting out of bed.
― Ed, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 16:06 (seventeen years ago) link

now now ladies
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 18 April 2007 16:07 (seventeen years ago) link

dude! the circulator hit the building across the street!

it's NOT time for the circulator
― daria-g, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 16:29 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.wusa9.com/assetpool/images/074181289_bus.jpg
― ghost rider, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 16:31 (seventeen years ago) link

woah
― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 16:31 (seventeen years ago) link

d'oh. i guess i could go take a look but it seems tacky
― daria-g, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 16:32 (seventeen years ago) link

it's clearly time for america to have a serious discussion about bus control
― ghost rider, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 16:32 (seventeen years ago) link

They should make you get a license to drive one of those things!
― HI DERE, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 16:33 (seventeen years ago) link

go out and point at the people scurrying out of the building and say HA HA YOU GOT CIRCULATED
― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 16:36 (seventeen years ago) link

OMFG THAT IS AWESOME
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 18 April 2007 16:43 (seventeen years ago) link

did you go gawk yet, daria?
― ghost rider, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 16:45 (seventeen years ago) link

send your stories and video to cnn i-report
― ghost rider, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 16:46 (seventeen years ago) link

wtf are you guys all eating lunch or something
― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 17:16 (seventeen years ago) link

wait what is a circulator
― river wolf, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 17:19 (seventeen years ago) link

a bus that goes around and around
― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 17:19 (seventeen years ago) link

and sucks
― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 17:19 (seventeen years ago) link

IT'S TIME FOR THE CIRULATOR
― I DIED, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 17:19 (seventeen years ago) link

a sucky go-around bus, ok
― river wolf, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 17:21 (seventeen years ago) link

hahahaha I DIED, that has been going through my head ever since I read the circulator post
― horseshoe, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 17:22 (seventeen years ago) link

man, DC busdrivers have been going kind of all out lately.
― I DIED, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 17:22 (seventeen years ago) link

Depending on how the phrase "sucky go-around bus" is parsed, I might really enjoy riding that bus.
― John Justen, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 17:23 (seventeen years ago) link

Also, how do I sneak DOGTITS into the gun control thread w/o losing my credibility?
― John Justen, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 17:24 (seventeen years ago) link

that thread lacks all credibility
― river wolf, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 17:25 (seventeen years ago) link

JOHN JUSTEN DON'T DO IT

beartrap river wolf is right, but still
― horseshoe, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 17:25 (seventeen years ago) link

no DOGTITS, no cred oh never mind.
― John Justen, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 17:26 (seventeen years ago) link

I IS HUNGEE.
― jessie monster, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 17:32 (seventeen years ago) link

also p.s. what is lns
― jessie monster, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 17:32 (seventeen years ago) link

....for DOGT oh nevermind
― river wolf, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 17:33 (seventeen years ago) link

"grill tit" should give at least a 1/2 point to Tom, well played.
― John Justen, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 17:33 (seventeen years ago) link

lns = crepey "invite-only" DC toolbox social network, source of occasional lolz
― pretzel walrus, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 17:33 (seventeen years ago) link

hey i went to look.. they just extracted it from the building. i don't know what those things are made of but i could hardly see much damage on the rear of the bus
― daria-g, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 17:34 (seventeen years ago) link

LNS is myspace for girls with strong jawlines and boys with loafers.

beitrop
― Ed, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 17:35 (seventeen years ago) link

buildings are usually made out of bricks or wood or metal, i think?
― river wolf, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 17:35 (seventeen years ago) link

was there a guy with a bullhorn or some other kind of public address gear repeating THE CIRCULATOR HAS BEEN EXTRACTED to everyone
― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 17:36 (seventeen years ago) link

THE CIRCULATOR WILL CIRCULATE ONCE MORE
― river wolf, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 17:37 (seventeen years ago) link

man i remember one time i missed the circulator, so i got on the next one (5 minutes later) and proceeded to get off like mmmmmmmmmmmmaybe 8 blocks later and decided to walk to gtown from downtown because i had been on it for like a half hour at this point! in the meanwhile of walking, i not only caught up with the circulator i missed, but the two BEFORE that one as well.

circulator, you sir can go to hell.
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 18 April 2007 17:39 (seventeen years ago) link

http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/04_01/TravelingCatNTI_468x376.jpg
― ghost rider, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 17:39 (seventeen years ago) link

OK, Americans, explain this to me: Why has Fox news hired a cocktail lounge pianist to play over its news bulletins?
― Ed, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 17:40 (seventeen years ago) link

dude that cat
― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 17:40 (seventeen years ago) link

And the string section from an elevator it seems?
― Ed, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 17:41 (seventeen years ago) link

that cat rules!

xpost - not the building, the bus! i'm pretty sure it took a chunk out of the brick wall and the bus was fine

i heard driver was actually over at the holiday inn having lunch or something and.. uh.. you might want to check those brakes. yeah
― daria-g, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 17:41 (seventeen years ago) link

if the circulator was filled with cats i'd ride it daily
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 18 April 2007 17:43 (seventeen years ago) link

love that cat
― river wolf, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 17:43 (seventeen years ago) link

btw, my friend noelle called another friend of hers "cats" yesterday.

like, "oh sarah, yeah, she's a little cats."

i guess it means that she's retreating into early spinster-hood and spends way too much time at home with her cats.
― river wolf, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 17:44 (seventeen years ago) link

also lol at skechers
― river wolf, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 17:44 (seventeen years ago) link

the temp keeps filling out a time sheet with creative accounting, putting hours the temp "worked" two weeks ago and i can't remember if the temp worked those hours or not so i told temp last week, do not do this anymore, fill out your timesheet correctly, don't forget or let it slip your mind, and temp did it AGAIN, so i did not sign it, screw you temp.
― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 17:46 (seventeen years ago) link

how do you know she is being creative if you cannot remember?
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 18 April 2007 17:48 (seventeen years ago) link

i don't but why should i sign a time sheet for this week with "hours" worked from three weeks ago?
― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 17:49 (seventeen years ago) link

what the fuck is that? how do you do that?
― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 17:50 (seventeen years ago) link

he fills it in by hand, it's an old fashioned "fill out the time sheet with a pen" kind of deal.
― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 17:51 (seventeen years ago) link

no but why is there a slot for hours worked on dates three weeks ago
― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 17:55 (seventeen years ago) link

that is what i am not understanding about this
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 18 April 2007 17:56 (seventeen years ago) link

in my world timecards only have room for actual hours worked on the given dates for the pay period, you can't put shit from other dates in there just arbitrarily unless you're REALLY dicking around
― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 17:56 (seventeen years ago) link

yeah, how do you know they're filling in old hours? SRSLY, DUDE, START MAKING SENSE
― river wolf, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 17:57 (seventeen years ago) link

yes, that is what he is doing. like this week he worked eight hours of real time, but then he "added" onto today's time four hours from two weeks ago that he "forgot to fill out a time sheet for."
― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 17:58 (seventeen years ago) link

so i told him to talk to the big cheese about this, i wasn't going to mess around with it anymore.
― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 17:59 (seventeen years ago) link

wow what a stupid fuckwit
― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 17:59 (seventeen years ago) link

yeah for a second i thought i was being superdick, but then i realized he was being the dick. also, he is looking for more hours to work, and it's like dude, your stupid timecard bullshit is not helping your case.
― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 18:00 (seventeen years ago) link

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ok now i get this.
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 18 April 2007 18:00 (seventeen years ago) link

that is like in "I have never had a job before ever" territory

like that one guy we hired once who showed up on his first day and his two weeks at his other job wasn't even up yet, so he was just planning on double dipping during the transition. I'm like UHHH and had my PM take him off the payroll immediately
― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 18:00 (seventeen years ago) link

it's not that hard to fill out a timecard
― river wolf, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 18:01 (seventeen years ago) link

yeah sorry i wasn't explaining it very well, i apologize! it's very confusing and i want to talk to my boss about it, but she is in a meeting.
― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 18:01 (seventeen years ago) link

did you just say your boss was TOO BUSY SUCKIN ON A DING DONG?
― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 18:02 (seventeen years ago) link

she just got back from Carolina
― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 18:03 (seventeen years ago) link

LIKE A HEIFER TO THE SLAUGHTER
― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 18:05 (seventeen years ago) link

seriously Ed what are you doing watching Fox News
― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 18:08 (seventeen years ago) link

It is between Al'Jazeera and EuroNews and I am procrastinating about cleaning my flat.
― Ed, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 18:10 (seventeen years ago) link

mickey is the most masochistic motherfucker alive
― horseshoe, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 18:11 (seventeen years ago) link

i'm not really sure why he's interjecting himself into a goofy conversation between laurel, sarah and i to be a dick but whatever?
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 18 April 2007 18:12 (seventeen years ago) link

now that we're all friends with morbius we need a new person to get all pissed off over us all being buddies.
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 18 April 2007 18:12 (seventeen years ago) link

because he's like, "hate me, ILX, please hate me! more, more!" it's kind of gross.
― horseshoe, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 18:13 (seventeen years ago) link

I hate that guy, and I even eventually went all softy on LJ.
― John Justen, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 18:13 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.nandahome.com/products.clocky.html HEY YOU GUYS
― jessie monster, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 18:14 (seventeen years ago) link

I suspect that I would bust that alarm clock into a million pieces in a rage.
― horseshoe, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 18:15 (seventeen years ago) link

we covered clocky in january
― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 18:15 (seventeen years ago) link

no we're covering clocky again, today
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 18 April 2007 18:15 (seventeen years ago) link

France 24 did clocky in January.
― Ed, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 18:15 (seventeen years ago) link

CLOCKY IS SMALL
― pretzel walrus, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 18:15 (seventeen years ago) link

i respectfully dissent
― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 18:16 (seventeen years ago) link

i still can't decide if i favor clocky or the alarm clock that is louder than a jackhammer and shakes your bed
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 18 April 2007 18:16 (seventeen years ago) link

mw = not a fan of the clocky
― pretzel walrus, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 18:16 (seventeen years ago) link

i would kill clocky with guns
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 18:21 (seventeen years ago) link

mookieproof 8080
― horseshoe, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 18:21 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WGcYzemahB0

clocky videos!

I need this thing more than life. I could probably get used to a vibrating bed.
― jessie monster, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 18:21 (seventeen years ago) link

oh wow that ad
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 18 April 2007 18:22 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DvNGnkY_S6I
― jessie monster, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 18:24 (seventeen years ago) link

yeah if i were the dude from death cab i would have a tough time getting up in the morning too
― pretzel walrus, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 18:24 (seventeen years ago) link

actually i would probably sleep through clocky, at which point my wife would kill me with guns
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 18:24 (seventeen years ago) link

yeah if i were the dude from death cab i would have a tough time getting up in the morning too

-- pretzel walrus, Wednesday, April 18, 2007 2:24 PM (45 seconds ago)

you rule dude, you rule
― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 18:25 (seventeen years ago) link

dc, i've got to get the hell out of town. i don't know if i can wait until sunday for it to be in the 70s again. I'M WEARING MY GODDAMN WINTER COAT AGAIN.

plus there's a show saturday night that doesn't start until 1:30 or 2 so i'll probably wind up missing all of sunday anyway. i need a vacation.
― chicago kevin, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 18:25 (seventeen years ago) link

mickey said that he wanted me and ethan to die, and i don't even think i've directed more than a light excon joke in his direction in, like, 5 months?
― river wolf, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 18:27 (seventeen years ago) link

lol we should try to get him banned on the basis of posting threatening things
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 18 April 2007 18:28 (seventeen years ago) link

I always feel like I'm missing something when I read his posts.
― jessie monster, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 18:28 (seventeen years ago) link

i bet KLG could outwit clocky. that girl can sleep
― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 18:29 (seventeen years ago) link

btp - content, worth, humor etc.?
― pretzel walrus, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 18:30 (seventeen years ago) link

Mickey hasn't threatened my life yet ;_;
― John Justen, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 18:30 (seventeen years ago) link

dear tracer hand,

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/204/463824231_6c1c377286.jpg

:D yes!!

xo,
ally
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 18 April 2007 18:30 (seventeen years ago) link

his responses are always so disproportionate I feel like they can't actually be serious. beartraps.
― jessie monster, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 18:31 (seventeen years ago) link

Of course, I've never made fun of his belly-button ring or his legal troubles, I've just told him he's a douchebag cocksucker, so maybe he's Ok with that?
― John Justen, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 18:31 (seventeen years ago) link

i wish it was the box that policemen came in when you buy them
― river wolf, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 18:32 (seventeen years ago) link

yeah, Jessie, I used to think that, but the psyche of a person who is widely hated and won't go away really disturbs me.
― horseshoe, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 18:32 (seventeen years ago) link

george bush lol amirite?
― river wolf, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 18:33 (seventeen years ago) link

Pete: is it funny to say "barabbas" instead of BRB
me: yes
― pretzel walrus, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 18:33 (seventeen years ago) link

Mickey hasn't threatened my life yet ;_;

-- John Justen,

One of the few who haven't.

Seriously, I don't get that guy.
― Sara R-C, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 18:33 (seventeen years ago) link

the internet has taught me that most people are really weird and I shouldn't question it.

ANYWAY,

DID YOU KNOW A MINIATURE PONY ONLY COSTS BETWEE $1000-3000. THEN HE IS YOURS FOREVER.
― jessie monster, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 18:33 (seventeen years ago) link

ok that seems a incredibly, ridiculously low cost
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 18 April 2007 18:34 (seventeen years ago) link

ts, brb substitute division:

barabbas v. mcbrbeef
― pretzel walrus, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 18:34 (seventeen years ago) link

can't put a price on PONY SNUGGLES.
― jessie monster, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 18:35 (seventeen years ago) link

barabbas!
― horseshoe, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 18:35 (seventeen years ago) link

1000-3000 seems kind of high for something you'd get one, maybe two or three meals out of.
― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 18:35 (seventeen years ago) link

no one eats ponies, not even koreans!
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 18 April 2007 18:36 (seventeen years ago) link

"now help me get that dead horse outta my car"
― pretzel walrus, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 18:36 (seventeen years ago) link

make jerky, for snax
― river wolf, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 18:36 (seventeen years ago) link

polar explorers eat ponys
― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 18:36 (seventeen years ago) link

polar explorers get vitamin a poisoning
― pretzel walrus, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 18:37 (seventeen years ago) link

polar explorers eat hot pockets
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 18 April 2007 18:38 (seventeen years ago) link

also: cut open their bellies and snuggle for warmth amidst the viscera
― river wolf, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 18:38 (seventeen years ago) link

everybody knows ponies are not good eating.
― jessie monster, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 18:38 (seventeen years ago) link

polar explorers eat penguin blubber and pemmican
― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 18:38 (seventeen years ago) link

the v v snuggly cute viscera
― river wolf, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 18:38 (seventeen years ago) link

"SOON WE WILL BE DEAD"

http://dsc.discovery.com/news/2007/01/10/gallery/scott_zoom.jpg
― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 18:39 (seventeen years ago) link

also: cut open their bellies and snuggle for warmth amidst the viscera

-- river wolf, Wednesday, April 18, 2007 2:38 PM (13 seconds ago)

no, that's a tauntaun.
― jessie monster, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 18:39 (seventeen years ago) link

tuantauns aren't real
― river wolf, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 18:40 (seventeen years ago) link

on THIS planet anyway
― river wolf, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 18:40 (seventeen years ago) link

seems more likely than someone trying to fit inside a pony
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 18 April 2007 18:41 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.nelsonslocal.co.uk/images/2006NelsonMile_2.jpg
― ghost rider, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 18:42 (seventeen years ago) link

that's not a pony, that's clearly a horse
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 18 April 2007 18:43 (seventeen years ago) link

HI I'M WEE MAN
AND THIS IS THE PONY SUIT

*stevo throws up*
― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 18:43 (seventeen years ago) link

that's a minivan
― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 18:43 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.thehumorarchives.com/attachment/827/whats-your-excuse.jpg
― river wolf, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 18:44 (seventeen years ago) link

HI I'M WEE MAN
AND THIS IS THE PONY SUIT

*stevo throws up*

-- TOMBOT, Wednesday, April 18, 2007 2:43 PM (58 seconds ago)

wait this is a great thread idea
― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 18:44 (seventeen years ago) link

ok the smiley face, did ned deface that billboard?
― ghost rider, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 18:45 (seventeen years ago) link

yeah i was gonna say
― river wolf, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 18:45 (seventeen years ago) link

HI I'M JOHNNY KNOXVILLE AND THIS IS THE PEANUT BRITTLE
― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 18:45 (seventeen years ago) link

also pretty sure .think is not a recognized top level domain
― river wolf, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 18:45 (seventeen years ago) link

FUCK THE PIGS ;-)
― ghost rider, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 18:46 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.cinecon.com/bigstory/jknoxvilleint_435.jpg
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 18 April 2007 18:47 (seventeen years ago) link

(he's overdue to show up and say "it is a vision", i'm worried about him now)
― ghost rider, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 18:47 (seventeen years ago) link

hahahaha
― river wolf, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 18:47 (seventeen years ago) link

You rang? ;)
― river wolf, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 18:48 (seventeen years ago) link

ned is a chatbot guys, he can't deface signs
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 18 April 2007 18:49 (seventeen years ago) link

HI I'M CHRIS PONTIUS, AND THIS IS 'BAITING NED RAGGETT'
― ghost rider, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 18:49 (seventeen years ago) link

yes, keep it up!
― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 18:50 (seventeen years ago) link

why don't you go make a thread about it already
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 18 April 2007 18:51 (seventeen years ago) link

has anyone else here ever seen the nonsensical completely insane and basically awful movie around the world in 80 days starring steve coogan and jackie chan? because i'd like to talk about that movie right now.
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 18 April 2007 18:54 (seventeen years ago) link

i have seen it.
― chicago kevin, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 18:54 (seventeen years ago) link

but i refuse to talk about it.
― chicago kevin, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 18:54 (seventeen years ago) link

i mean, why are the wilson brothers playing the wright brothers? what do they have to do with anything? rob schneider, san fran hobo? also: that whole thing with arnold schwarzennegger and rutherford b. hayes--what??
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 18 April 2007 18:55 (seventeen years ago) link

i never saw it but it looked nonsensical completely insane and basically awful
― ghost rider, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 18:56 (seventeen years ago) link

wait the wilson brothers are playing the wright brothers? WILDCAT PEEW
― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 18:56 (seventeen years ago) link

wait now you make it sound great tho
― ghost rider, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 18:56 (seventeen years ago) link

i refuse to believe that kathy bates, jim broadbent, OR steve coogan had nothing better to do the day they filmed this movie.
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 18 April 2007 18:56 (seventeen years ago) link

to be fair, steve coogan does more drugs than all the rest of those people
― ghost rider, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 18:57 (seventeen years ago) link

john cleese is in it too, for like a minute, i think?
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 18 April 2007 18:57 (seventeen years ago) link

well then he should've stayed home, with his drugs, that day.
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 18 April 2007 18:57 (seventeen years ago) link

http://sidesalad.net/archives/BigMamasHouseGiganticRedPanties.jpg
― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 18:57 (seventeen years ago) link

steve coogan is pretty funny, guys
― river wolf, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 18:58 (seventeen years ago) link

i figured it was a way for everyone in hollywood who was sentenced to community service to somehow get out of it. like it was produced by the state of california and participating in lieu of picking up trash on the highway got them a clean record.
― chicago kevin, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 18:58 (seventeen years ago) link

OH AND RICHARD BRANSON IS IN IT TOO--WHY?

i am thinking of this movie, btw, because tom said last night, "why hasn't owen wilson been in a time travel movie?" and i replied, "he has been, the one where he was a wright brother" and then immediately realized THAT DOESN'T MAEK SENSE BECAUSE THIS IS NOT A TIME TRAVEL MOVIE AT ALL.
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 18 April 2007 18:59 (seventeen years ago) link

shanghai knights was essentially a time travel movie
― river wolf, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 18:59 (seventeen years ago) link

wait steve coogan is in night at the museum, i have just found out from imdb. wtf?
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 18 April 2007 19:00 (seventeen years ago) link

no that was HOW TO LOSE A GUY IN 10 DAYS
― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 19:00 (seventeen years ago) link

beartrap to CK
― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 19:00 (seventeen years ago) link

oh man THAT fucking movie
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 18 April 2007 19:00 (seventeen years ago) link

why have you guys seen that movie?
― horseshoe, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 19:00 (seventeen years ago) link

Presumably an attemp to recrate the golden years of all star caper comedies like 'It's a mad mad mad world', 'Those magnificent men in their flying machines' montecarlo or bust', 'the gumball rally' etc.

All movies I'd rather see
― Ed, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 19:01 (seventeen years ago) link

also, why is Kate Hudson?
― horseshoe, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 19:01 (seventeen years ago) link

because boobies?
― Ed, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 19:01 (seventeen years ago) link

'Those magnificent men in their flying machines'

awesome cartoon!
― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 19:01 (seventeen years ago) link

ok guys the cast for night at the museum is as follows: ben stiller, dick van dyke, mickey rooney, ricky gervais, robin williams, carla gugino, owen wilson, steve coogan, CHARLIE MURPHY, and paul rudd.
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 18 April 2007 19:02 (seventeen years ago) link

i mean i kind of want to see it now
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 18 April 2007 19:02 (seventeen years ago) link

why didn't we see this movie
― ghost rider, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 19:02 (seventeen years ago) link

omg do I have to see night of the museum?
― horseshoe, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 19:03 (seventeen years ago) link

haha beartraps

srsly, why doesn't Charlie Murphy have a huge movie career?
― horseshoe, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 19:03 (seventeen years ago) link

haha beartraps

srsly, why doesn't Charlie Murphy have a huge movie career?
― horseshoe, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 19:03 (seventeen years ago) link

because they were dishonest in the trailers and did not show us that mickey rooney and charlie murphy and paul rudd were all in this.
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 18 April 2007 19:03 (seventeen years ago) link

wtf sorry guys
― horseshoe, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 19:03 (seventeen years ago) link

oh god not how to lose a guy in 10 days. I seriously don't GET that movie.

dude I really wanted to see night at the museum but didn't want my heartbroken.
― jessie monster, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 19:03 (seventeen years ago) link

if you find yourself in chicago it's playing at my favorite movie theatre in the city, the logan square theatre. all movies only $3.

beertrap- horseshoe you have no excuse.
― chicago kevin, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 19:04 (seventeen years ago) link

oh geez i'll watch it
― river wolf, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 19:04 (seventeen years ago) link

i saw that movie, because it was on tv one night, and i kind of became transfixed by how confusingly awful it was.
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 18 April 2007 19:04 (seventeen years ago) link

how to lose a guy blah blah blah not night at the museum which is obviously amazing
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 18 April 2007 19:04 (seventeen years ago) link

yeah, but you can't SNEAK BEERS into the logan square theater, kevin!
― river wolf, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 19:04 (seventeen years ago) link

I love that theater!
― horseshoe, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 19:04 (seventeen years ago) link

i mean, you can't sneak a LOT of beers, they take yr bag away
― river wolf, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 19:04 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.hotink.com/wacky/dastrdly/klunk_front.gif
― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 19:05 (seventeen years ago) link

STEVE COOGAN IS COMEDY FUCKING GOLD, ALWAYS.

I will now never see this 80 days thing in order to maintain deniability.

xpost: I saw that museum movie. Acceptable. V funny in spots.

DOGTITS IS THE NEW BEARTRAPS
― John Justen, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 19:05 (seventeen years ago) link

i saw around the world in 80 days on purpose.
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 18 April 2007 19:05 (seventeen years ago) link

also: kate hudson isn't really the go to choice for boobies, Ed, JUST SAYING?
― river wolf, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 19:05 (seventeen years ago) link

I once snuck a tub of ice cream into a movie theatre.
― jessie monster, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 19:05 (seventeen years ago) link

the whole rutherford b. hayes thing was hilarious, i gotta admit.
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 18 April 2007 19:05 (seventeen years ago) link

I like kate hudson's face okay.
― jessie monster, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 19:06 (seventeen years ago) link

haha thanks river wolf, I wanted to say that but didn't want to keep being such a bitchcakes about actors
― horseshoe, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 19:06 (seventeen years ago) link

I think I maybe hate kate hudson so much because I read an interview she gave in W where she was all, I wish it were the 50s so women could just be women and it was a little UH
― horseshoe, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 19:06 (seventeen years ago) link

I was geuss, I couldn't put a face (or boobies to her), anyway river wolf, how do you know we have the same taste in boobies?
― Ed, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 19:07 (seventeen years ago) link

ALEX YOUR "HI I'M JOHNNY KNOXVILLE" POST JUST MADE ME LAUGH SO LOUD IN MY OFFICE THAT THERE IS NO WAY ANYONE IS GOING TO BELIEVE I AM ACTUALLY DOING WORK AT ALL TODAY NOW
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 18 April 2007 19:07 (seventeen years ago) link

:D
― ghost rider, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 19:08 (seventeen years ago) link

Hmm last.fm thing that Can -> REM is a good choice.
― Ed, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 19:08 (seventeen years ago) link

because yr a man of v v discriminating tastes, Edward
― river wolf, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 19:08 (seventeen years ago) link

(i agree with jessie_
― river wolf, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 19:09 (seventeen years ago) link

I am now going to have to GIS kate hudson's boobies
― Ed, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 19:09 (seventeen years ago) link

they don't exist, is the point he was making
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 18 April 2007 19:10 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.tatianagill.com/illo/images/taco.jpg
― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 19:11 (seventeen years ago) link

me and my former wicker park honey went to the LST to see corpse bride and we were the only two in the theatre. very romantic, even if it was the logan square theatre.
― chicago kevin, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 19:11 (seventeen years ago) link

meanwhile, that
― river wolf, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 19:12 (seventeen years ago) link

OMG THE DEPARTMENT CHAIR IS AT THE CABINET BEHIND ME AND HE HAS THIS CRAZY ASS TECHNO RINGTONE I AM DYYYING.
― jessie monster, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 19:12 (seventeen years ago) link

indeed, ally, along with any other distinguishing features

http://www.femalefirst.co.uk/images/kate-hudson.jpg
― Ed, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 19:12 (seventeen years ago) link

nice pecs, though.
― Ed, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 19:12 (seventeen years ago) link

thanks for making tacos unappealing.
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 18 April 2007 19:12 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3UQCS5pLsCE

so guys apparently there is a wealth of small children singing "my humps" on youtube.
― jessie monster, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 19:14 (seventeen years ago) link

i want a taco for my face hole.
― chicago kevin, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 19:14 (seventeen years ago) link

"my humps" has always made me kind of sad because the phrase "lady lumps" = breast cancer, in my mind
― pretzel walrus, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 19:15 (seventeen years ago) link

guys I am so much happier with this project I'm working on now that I realized one of the guys on our collaborating architectural team isn't out of touch, stupid, and annoying, he's actually just Fred Williard from Best In Show.
― I DIED, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 19:15 (seventeen years ago) link

it makes me sad because it is basically the worst song i've ever heard
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 18 April 2007 19:15 (seventeen years ago) link

can someone with a last.fm account recommend me something decent so I can listen to it

http://www.last.fm/user/gsdali
― Ed, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 19:16 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zXyAXP-GbsA
― jessie monster, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 19:16 (seventeen years ago) link

i don't know how to feel about that alanis cover of my humps
― river wolf, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 19:17 (seventeen years ago) link

I really love Fergalicious, I have to say.
― horseshoe, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 19:17 (seventeen years ago) link

things i really, really fucking hate violently with a passion:
1. "my humps"
2. fergie
3. the black eyed peas
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 18 April 2007 19:17 (seventeen years ago) link

yeah it conjures up a lot of conflicting emotions. beartrap
― jessie monster, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 19:17 (seventeen years ago) link

http://boingboing.net/images/invnts12.jpg
― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 19:19 (seventeen years ago) link

I HAVE THAT BOOK
― pretzel walrus, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 19:19 (seventeen years ago) link

best graduation present ever
― pretzel walrus, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 19:20 (seventeen years ago) link

I enjoy the Alanis cover because I really get the feeling that it was spawned at about 4 in the morning when everyone was really wasted and because she's got a bunch of money she went ahead and did it whereas I would have just gotten more drunk and passed out and forgotten about it.
― John Justen, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 19:20 (seventeen years ago) link

i enjoy the alanis cover because it is not done by fergie
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 18 April 2007 19:25 (seventeen years ago) link

i'm using a v loose definition of "enjoy"
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 18 April 2007 19:26 (seventeen years ago) link

guys my co-editor is a genius

Ken: enigma riddle mystery ...
i mean, i used to put all kinds of bizarre bullshit in "straight" news stories just to baffle people, but i wasn't really loyal to the newspaper business
like, for a while at this paper in san diego, everything i wrote would have a baffling mention of an indian graveyard
― ghost rider, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 19:27 (seventeen years ago) link

Ken: seriously ... and then a little girl was kidnapped & we hired a psychic to find her & eventually her skull was found AT AN INDIAN GRAVEYARD
― ghost rider, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 19:28 (seventeen years ago) link

ahahaha this is what's known as "crying indian graveyard"
― horseshoe, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 19:28 (seventeen years ago) link

lolz
― pretzel walrus, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 19:30 (seventeen years ago) link

I have discovered the remains of saturday's carnage. I have enough fixings for a bloody mary and a white russian. time to test my theory that coringee lime pickle made the best BM.
― Ed, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 19:41 (seventeen years ago) link

WANT BLOODY MARY
― horseshoe, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 19:41 (seventeen years ago) link

ok i'm actually laughing out loud at that
― river wolf, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 19:42 (seventeen years ago) link

does the 27th or 28th work for movie nite? Here's the plan:

* one Owen Wilson movie
* another Owen Wilson movie
* cocktail TBD
* I will make waffles
― I DIED, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 19:56 (seventeen years ago) link

yes yes yes yes yes yes yes
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 18 April 2007 19:56 (seventeen years ago) link

STOP THROWING YOUR AWESOME MOVIE NIGHTS IN MY FACE, I DIED!
― horseshoe, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 19:56 (seventeen years ago) link

horseshoe, really. this is a DC thread after all.
― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 19:56 (seventeen years ago) link

* I will make waffles

/smoove
― river wolf, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 19:57 (seventeen years ago) link

i mean i totally love you and you are probably blood diamonds but still
― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 19:57 (seventeen years ago) link

hey, you're invited

beartraps
― I DIED, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 19:57 (seventeen years ago) link

that's fair.

beartraps, aw, thanks, I DIED!
― horseshoe, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 19:57 (seventeen years ago) link

"i always wanted to be invited to one of your fuckin movie nights"
― pretzel walrus, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 19:57 (seventeen years ago) link

O WAFFLES
― Laurel, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 19:58 (seventeen years ago) link

you are all blood diamonds sorry I yelled.

xpost hahahaha pretzel walrus!
― horseshoe, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 19:58 (seventeen years ago) link

the big question is whether do do waffles with sweet toppings (WAFFLE ICE CREAM SANDWICHES!) or the bacon & cheddar waffles.
― I DIED, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 19:58 (seventeen years ago) link

Pre-ILX I used to online-hang with some consciousness-raising joekers who referred to secksy time as "having waffles". Ie "I stayed over on Saturday and we had waffles." So you can see how this is funny.
― Laurel, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 19:59 (seventeen years ago) link

both
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 18 April 2007 19:59 (seventeen years ago) link

why is this a question the answer is both duh
― pretzel walrus, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 19:59 (seventeen years ago) link

I refer to having waffles as "secksy time"
― I DIED, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 19:59 (seventeen years ago) link

laurel that's exactly what we're talking about too
― pretzel walrus, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 20:00 (seventeen years ago) link

guinness ice cream bacon cheddar waffle sandwiches
― I DIED, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 20:00 (seventeen years ago) link

that sounds pretty good but i'm starving right now.
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 18 April 2007 20:01 (seventeen years ago) link

and also 4 months pregnant.
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 18 April 2007 20:01 (seventeen years ago) link

Shall I design a cocktail for you?

I am discovering that dry sherry and bitters is pretty blood diamonds and the addition of some gin may make a good take on the martini.
― Ed, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 20:01 (seventeen years ago) link

oh shit, congrats?
― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 20:01 (seventeen years ago) link

the latest rinbot worm activity all phones home to a bunch of hosts with the domain name rofflewaffles.us
― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 20:01 (seventeen years ago) link

Ed I think we are more than capable of designing a cocktail or three
― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 20:01 (seventeen years ago) link

gin? bitters? no way in hell would brian make this
― ghost rider, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 20:02 (seventeen years ago) link

brian are you the mastermind behind the rinbot worm network
― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 20:02 (seventeen years ago) link

well i am bringing a bunch of sherry, that is sorted
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 18 April 2007 20:03 (seventeen years ago) link

dudes, i didn't have the stomach to try it but the bartender at my local swears that equal parts patron and baileys is some sort of ambrosia in a shot glass.
― chicago kevin, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 20:03 (seventeen years ago) link

I still think Royal Tenenbaums + Behind Enemy Lines is a good lineup for the GH + OW blood diamonds connection
― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 20:03 (seventeen years ago) link

http://img01.picoodle.com/img/img01/8/4/18/f_rofflehousem_a52130e.jpg
― I DIED, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 20:03 (seventeen years ago) link

patron + baileys sounds like the kind of shit i used to concoct out of desperation when i was 15. NONE of those drinks were blood diamonds.
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 18 April 2007 20:04 (seventeen years ago) link

patron & baileys = u lost at wheel of cocktail fortune
― I DIED, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 20:04 (seventeen years ago) link

kevin that sounds awful
― river wolf, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 20:05 (seventeen years ago) link

OH DUDES LET'S PLAY WHEEL OF COCKTAIL FORTUNE
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 18 April 2007 20:06 (seventeen years ago) link

yeah srsly
― horseshoe, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 20:06 (seventeen years ago) link

that game would rule
― horseshoe, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 20:06 (seventeen years ago) link

:(
― river wolf, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 20:06 (seventeen years ago) link

guys I am finding out too much about boys from that peeing thread.
― horseshoe, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 20:07 (seventeen years ago) link

that's what i was thinking schef but he said it's something about the sugar in the baileys that mixes well. i have texture issues with food and beverage plus i haven't been able to smell tequila without getting queasy since i was a teenager so i didn't want anything to do with it. he gave two to a couple dudes at the end of the bar and they were dubious. they reacted with raised eyebrows and a "not bad" and one of them ordered another so i don't know.

xpost- i know, sounds horrible, i know.
― chicago kevin, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 20:07 (seventeen years ago) link

I AM STAYING AWAY FROM PEEING THREADS. AND PEEING ON THREADS.
― chicago kevin, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 20:07 (seventeen years ago) link

who wants to make the wheel? I suggest it only have "GIN" and "WHISKEY".
― I DIED, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 20:08 (seventeen years ago) link

FB and I have been playing wheel of coctail fortune for weeks now thanks to you assholes.
― John Justen, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 20:09 (seventeen years ago) link

and another one for Tom that only says "HOT SAUCE"
― I DIED, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 20:09 (seventeen years ago) link

horseshoe, me too
― river wolf, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 20:09 (seventeen years ago) link

and i've been peeing my entire life
― river wolf, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 20:10 (seventeen years ago) link

no no this wheel will be a proper wheel with OPTIONS and things that you will HAVE to drink no matter what and i will be in charge of making it
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 18 April 2007 20:10 (seventeen years ago) link

WHEEL OF MISFORTUNE
― I DIED, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 20:10 (seventeen years ago) link

WHEEL OF I DIED
― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 20:10 (seventeen years ago) link

why don't you guys trust me
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 18 April 2007 20:11 (seventeen years ago) link

we should also do cocktail madlibs
― I DIED, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 20:11 (seventeen years ago) link

yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 18 April 2007 20:11 (seventeen years ago) link

haha--wait, what?
― horseshoe, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 20:11 (seventeen years ago) link

hey, john, did you guys ever drink the chocolate milk + goldschlager? i am interested to know how it turned out.
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 18 April 2007 20:13 (seventeen years ago) link

2 oz (name of 80 proof spirit)
add 1/2 can (vending machine drink)
stir with (kitchen implement)
serve in (container)
― I DIED, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 20:13 (seventeen years ago) link

why the fuck did i read that thread?

i want to take a shower and forget i know what ilx is.
― chicago kevin, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 20:13 (seventeen years ago) link

"serve in MAH BUCKET" pretty much guaranteed with that one
― ghost rider, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 20:13 (seventeen years ago) link

beartrap
― ghost rider, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 20:13 (seventeen years ago) link

I suggest a triple wheel arrangement.

Wheel one selects the number of ingredients
Wheel 2 selects the ingredients
Wheel 3 selects the quantity of each ingrendient
― Ed, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 20:15 (seventeen years ago) link

cocktail twister
― ghost rider, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 20:15 (seventeen years ago) link

cocktail mousetrap
― ghost rider, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 20:15 (seventeen years ago) link

oh man there would be a lot of drinks involving fanta, i bet

also i think ed's idea is fairly solid, i was thinking of a two wheel system but yeah, we need the first one to tell us how many ingredients
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 18 April 2007 20:15 (seventeen years ago) link

i don't even know which one i'm talking bout now with the fanta thing
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 18 April 2007 20:15 (seventeen years ago) link

cocktail jump to conclusions mat
― river wolf, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 20:16 (seventeen years ago) link

cocktail twister sounds like a recipe for ppl ending up punching each other, so i'm for that as well.
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 18 April 2007 20:16 (seventeen years ago) link

right hand gimlet
― I DIED, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 20:16 (seventeen years ago) link

duck duck cocktail
― ghost rider, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 20:16 (seventeen years ago) link

left hand switchblade
― I DIED, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 20:16 (seventeen years ago) link

omg cocktail jump to conclusions mat genius!
― horseshoe, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 20:16 (seventeen years ago) link

who wants to play cocktail twister TONIGHT
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 18 April 2007 20:17 (seventeen years ago) link

well i do
― river wolf, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 20:18 (seventeen years ago) link

yeah i'll come
― ghost rider, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 20:18 (seventeen years ago) link

getting to be real necessary:

http://a1624.g.akamai.net/f/1624/580/1d/pics.drugstore.com/catimg/50221/avent_quadI_left.jpg
― I DIED, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 20:18 (seventeen years ago) link

ok. i'll have to make a stop off to purchase a twister mat on the way home but other than that i think we've got all the ingredients. i KNOW i have a switchblade.
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 18 April 2007 20:19 (seventeen years ago) link

i should probably have a sippy cup when i'm drinking anyway
― river wolf, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 20:19 (seventeen years ago) link

at my birthday party i will provide sippy cups as favors for everyone.
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 18 April 2007 20:19 (seventeen years ago) link

RIGHT HAND GIMLET / LEFT HAND SWITCHBLADE

Most 8080 thing all day.
― Laurel, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 20:22 (seventeen years ago) link

The DC balance of the sexes if not good enough for cocktail twister.
― Ed, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 20:23 (seventeen years ago) link

says you
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 18 April 2007 20:25 (seventeen years ago) link

ed you've gotta realize it's only a small step from our usual routine of drinking and falling down in close proximity.
― I DIED, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 20:26 (seventeen years ago) link

yeah, say me, twister was clearly design by the good folks at MB games to encourage unwholesome activities.
― Ed, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 20:28 (seventeen years ago) link

beartraps
― Ed, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 20:29 (seventeen years ago) link

Someone could make a load of money manufacturing three-wheel of cocktail fortune boards. Sell them at Urban Outfitters for $39.95 apiece
― milo z, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 20:30 (seventeen years ago) link

Do it, and you owe me $5 per set.
― Ed, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 20:31 (seventeen years ago) link

Looks like I will be at Ally's birthday, does that help?
― Laurel, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 20:32 (seventeen years ago) link

there's gotta be a better way than three wheels
― river wolf, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 20:32 (seventeen years ago) link

RIGHT HAND GIMLET / LEFT HAND SWITCHBLADE

GET EQUIPPED WITH BLOOD DIAMONDS!!!
― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 20:34 (seventeen years ago) link

How did I set myself up as an expert in twister related goings on?

beartraps

Dungeons and Dragons Dice? Choose Your own adventure in mixology?
― Ed, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 20:34 (seventeen years ago) link

no, i mean a clever way to embed three different wheels into one contraption. like, in three different orbits or something.
― river wolf, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 20:36 (seventeen years ago) link

DICE. DICE THAT YOU ROLL. THREE OF THEM.
― Laurel, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 20:37 (seventeen years ago) link

not enough "zazz"
― river wolf, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 20:37 (seventeen years ago) link

A cocktail Orrery?
― Ed, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 20:38 (seventeen years ago) link

Or else some kind of gyroscopic freewheel contraption in which the arrows are fixed but the wheels rotate in a stack and the middle one goes the opposite direction of the other two.
― Laurel, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 20:38 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.adlerplanetarium.org/research/collections/instruments-of-time/grand-orrery.jpg
― Ed, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 20:39 (seventeen years ago) link

cocktail whack a mole
― river wolf, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 20:42 (seventeen years ago) link

river wolf, i am on it, the perfectign the wheels thing, as i am responsible for the kick off
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 18 April 2007 20:44 (seventeen years ago) link

why am i reading that pee pee thread in public
― river wolf, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 20:44 (seventeen years ago) link

i was thinking concentric circles, on the same spinner. spin them and they'll turn at different rates
― river wolf, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 20:45 (seventeen years ago) link

yes, i think that would work, at the very least they should all be on the same board together and it should work that way in theory
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 18 April 2007 20:46 (seventeen years ago) link

gotta be like some sort of roulette thing
― I DIED, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 20:47 (seventeen years ago) link

cocktail darts? too dangerous
― river wolf, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 20:48 (seventeen years ago) link

best idea yet.
― Ed, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 20:48 (seventeen years ago) link

every darts game is cocktail darts
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 18 April 2007 20:49 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.bbc.co.uk/stoke/content/images/2005/03/14/phil_taylor_350_350x240.jpg
― Ed, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 20:50 (seventeen years ago) link

over the break i watched the most inexplicably exciting game of darts on TV. it was a dutch guy vs an english guy and they were both lol hueg and it was totally nervewracking
― river wolf, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 20:51 (seventeen years ago) link

Ed
― river wolf, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 20:51 (seventeen years ago) link

http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/38678000/jpg/_38678341_adams_getty_edit.jpg
― Ed, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 20:51 (seventeen years ago) link

Yeah I mean I LOVE DARTS but was not aware it was poss to play without gimlet in other hand.
― Laurel, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 20:52 (seventeen years ago) link

sippy cup
― I DIED, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 20:52 (seventeen years ago) link

Booze is practically obligatory, even in professional darts.

http://www.winmau.com/images/bobby_george/bobby_george.gif
― Ed, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 20:52 (seventeen years ago) link

i think you CAN play without a drink in hand for proper balance you really shouldn't.
― chicago kevin, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 20:53 (seventeen years ago) link

Ed who were the guys i was watching/
― river wolf, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 20:53 (seventeen years ago) link

pin the cocktail on the ghost rider
― I DIED, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 20:53 (seventeen years ago) link

it was christmastimes, and they were both fat and the dutch guy wore orange and his followers were like the barmy army except that they weren't cuz that's cricket
― river wolf, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 20:54 (seventeen years ago) link

brian if that game is just people throwing drinks at me, i've played it before
― ghost rider, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 20:54 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.stylusmagazine.com/images/popplayground/041122_01.jpg

Possibly Raymond Van Barneveld and Phil 'the Power' Taylor
― Ed, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 20:55 (seventeen years ago) link

oh it was definitely those two names. but not that bearded dude on the right?
― river wolf, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 20:56 (seventeen years ago) link

AAAAAGH!!! look at that dude's arms! and the watch!!! another hot dog and he's gonna explode!!!!
― chicago kevin, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 20:57 (seventeen years ago) link

yeah i think when you get that like it's time to either get a new watch or just start wearing an alarm clock around yr neck
― river wolf, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 20:58 (seventeen years ago) link

what's the wrist equivalent of cankles?
― milo z, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 20:59 (seventeen years ago) link

http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m64/eljeffebonanza/IMG_0888.jpg

This is a simpler way to do cocktail roulette, and you don't have to build anything.
― John Justen, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 20:59 (seventeen years ago) link

yeah THAT is the one i'm going to play tonight
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 18 April 2007 21:00 (seventeen years ago) link

will you be using the Texas flag, Ally?
― milo z, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 21:00 (seventeen years ago) link

OK, Matt DC has just given the Pee thread a whole new lease of life.
― Ed, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 21:00 (seventeen years ago) link

i don't have a texas flag ;_;
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 18 April 2007 21:01 (seventeen years ago) link

THE TERRORISTS HAVE ALREADY WON.
― John Justen, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 21:06 (seventeen years ago) link

what's the wrist equivalent of cankles?

Wrarms?
― Laurel, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 21:08 (seventeen years ago) link

forists.
― chicago kevin, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 21:12 (seventeen years ago) link

argh! just got another signed contract back, now my regular work schedule is projected at 60 hours/week. Plus the freelance jobs.
― I DIED, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 21:14 (seventeen years ago) link

ok that kind of sucks, dude
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 18 April 2007 21:28 (seventeen years ago) link

brian what floor are you on we have to pouch you bourbon
― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 21:29 (seventeen years ago) link

This calls for overproof rye.
― Ed, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 21:31 (seventeen years ago) link

i will say that the one good thing about my job is that they don't make me work overtime. though i'm still like twitching in anticipation of leaving this place.
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 18 April 2007 21:31 (seventeen years ago) link

If I start drinking here that will help a lot, I'll get a few extra hours in my schedule if I can do work/drink -> home rather than work -> bar -> home
― I DIED, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 21:41 (seventeen years ago) link

think i'm gonna sneak a million beers into grindhouse tonight
― river wolf, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 22:56 (seventeen years ago) link

Guys I'm going home with no plans to drink.
― Laurel, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 22:57 (seventeen years ago) link

UNACCEPTABLE.
― John Justen, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 23:02 (seventeen years ago) link

i'm going to the empty bottle with no money to drink! i hope to god a regular is working the door so i spend my cover $$$ on beer.
― chicago kevin, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 23:12 (seventeen years ago) link

aw, the empty bottle! what pinball machine do they have there now?
― Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 23:18 (seventeen years ago) link

star wars?
― river wolf, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 23:19 (seventeen years ago) link

guys i'm tired how am i going to make it through a 3 hour movie
― river wolf, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 23:20 (seventeen years ago) link

hmm
― Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 23:20 (seventeen years ago) link

buy a large coke and drink most of it in the first five minutes so you have to pee really bad through the whole thing?
― Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 23:20 (seventeen years ago) link

dude the pinball machine is GONE!!! it broke down and they couldn't get anyone to fix it. shit, that reminds me of a hobby/vocation/calling i meant to investigate...

the bottle has been very good to me. it has been the deciding factor in choosing my last two apartments. last one was around the corner from it, i could hear the bands from my bathroom if the window was open. this one is a block away but still well within staggering distance.
― chicago kevin, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 23:21 (seventeen years ago) link

alternate answer: don't stay awake

xpost noooooooooo!
― Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 23:22 (seventeen years ago) link

i had no idea you lived to so close, kev.

...i'm drinking coffee. i might go for the hippy eightball. may also sneak in a sixpack of beers. i mean, i'm gonna be there for a while, right?
― river wolf, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 23:23 (seventeen years ago) link

old place = 2340 w augusta, 3 doors down from western. the alley from my back door led directly to the bottle. new place is a block north of it on thomas. next place will be far far away from the bottle.
― chicago kevin, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 23:25 (seventeen years ago) link

gotta get a cup
― Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 23:26 (seventeen years ago) link

Living within walking distance of a bar you love is the best terrible idea ever.
― John Justen, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 23:28 (seventeen years ago) link

My three years of living two blocks from the Red Dragon in MPLS will attest to this fact.
― John Justen, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 23:28 (seventeen years ago) link

yr just gonna spend a fortune in cab fare
― river wolf, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 23:28 (seventeen years ago) link

next apartment won't be in the central time zone. not sure if i'm going west or east or what but i can not stay in chicago anymore.
― chicago kevin, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 23:32 (seventeen years ago) link

i stand by my original statement
― river wolf, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 23:45 (seventeen years ago) link

http://retrothing.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/2007/04/18/darth.jpg
― JW, Thursday, 19 April 2007 00:44 (seventeen years ago) link

I had a very entertaining metro ride from work to school today. I didn't hear a word of english the whole time. First there was this lonely-looking girl with a bluetooth earpiece wearing a FRAGGLE ROCK t-shirt, than there was this group of four african women speaking some crazy african language very energetically and one of them was flipping through a hardcore PORN MAGAZINE. Then this thai/vietnamese student posse got on and chattered in who-knows-what for a couple stops while PORN LADY kept flipping pages and showing occasional "interesting" pages to her neighbor african lady and then I got off the train at Foggy Bottom where chinese hu-qin busker dude was playing some tune that started off sounding like Amazing Grace and ended up sounding like Climb Every Mountain.
― TOMBOT, Thursday, 19 April 2007 00:57 (seventeen years ago) link

man i fucking miss the city
― river wolf, Thursday, 19 April 2007 01:01 (seventeen years ago) link

Okay, this is really late but "ENGLANDE"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
― HI DERE, Thursday, 19 April 2007 01:28 (seventeen years ago) link

dude no shit i JUST listened to that like 30 minutes ago
― river wolf, Thursday, 19 April 2007 01:28 (seventeen years ago) link

TOMBOT I suspect it is the same chinese hu-qin busker dude who sometimes "graces" the dupont south metro entrance/exit with his "interpretation" of Bette Middler's "Wing Beneath My Wings."

Mornings no which said busker dude is playing at dupont pretty much wreck my day, full stop.
― quincie, Thursday, 19 April 2007 02:15 (seventeen years ago) link

OK I wanna buy some stuff what should I get???
― quincie, Thursday, 19 April 2007 02:16 (seventeen years ago) link

Also: note to Brian:

Grand pooh-bah at my workplace, after reservations were made at teh Marcel's, instructed "no cancel that and get us reservations at teh Asian [sic] Nora"!

Fuck you upper management douchebag I'm a gonna go to Marcel's by myself you fucker. Not like I was invited in the first place ;_;

Oh wait not ;_; --- YAY good meal not wasted w/ douchebags
― quincie, Thursday, 19 April 2007 02:19 (seventeen years ago) link

Buy two new 27" bike wheels and send them to me! No, wait, buy a pound of goat cheese and a lot of prosciutto. A totally deep set of bath towels & mats in yr favorite color. Some 300+ thread count sheets. The whole Hyped 2 Death back catalog. New printed pillow shams for yr sofa for spring. An armful of tiny gold bangles to stack up. A Kitchenaid mixer in tangerine. Or brushed steel.
― Laurel, Thursday, 19 April 2007 02:30 (seventeen years ago) link

lonely-looking girl with a bluetooth earpiece wearing a FRAGGLE ROCK t-shirt

missed connection worthy yo!!!
― JW, Thursday, 19 April 2007 02:31 (seventeen years ago) link

A sisal rug. Plants for a container deck garden. Cartons of cigarettes from South Carolina. One of each dress at stopstaringclothing.com. A portrait-sized mirror for over your fireplace. A fireplace. New headphones, collapsible ones.
― Laurel, Thursday, 19 April 2007 02:36 (seventeen years ago) link

Search ebay for a favorite out-of-production dish pattern to start collecting. Or a pottery house whose work you like. Or a new, emerging artist whose work you can still afford. Pick out a new favorite French perfume. Buy portable speakers for your ipod, or a patent leather folding case with the speakers built in.

Welcome to my wishlist.
― Laurel, Thursday, 19 April 2007 02:43 (seventeen years ago) link

BUY A LAPTOP
― HI DERE, Thursday, 19 April 2007 02:48 (seventeen years ago) link

ha ha i just bought one!
― Mr. Que, Thursday, 19 April 2007 03:03 (seventeen years ago) link

buy something nice for someone who needs it.
― chicago kevin, Thursday, 19 April 2007 03:42 (seventeen years ago) link

i like pepsi
― jh0shea, Thursday, 19 April 2007 05:10 (seventeen years ago) link

DOOD
HOW WAS/IS YR TRIP
― HI DERE, Thursday, 19 April 2007 05:11 (seventeen years ago) link

its v good ty - i just got back to kathmandu from a place called maratika where there are lots of famous meditation caves and charming children who like pepsi and maoist rebels but no electricity. i went there in a helicopter full of terrified tibetians. when i got back i took a shower. it was good.
― jh0shea, Thursday, 19 April 2007 05:26 (seventeen years ago) link

wow!
― horseshoe, Thursday, 19 April 2007 05:30 (seventeen years ago) link

hey you
― river wolf, Thursday, 19 April 2007 06:31 (seventeen years ago) link

sky me
― river wolf, Thursday, 19 April 2007 06:31 (seventeen years ago) link

i just saw grindhouse
― river wolf, Thursday, 19 April 2007 06:34 (seventeen years ago) link

what you think?
― John Justen, Thursday, 19 April 2007 06:44 (seventeen years ago) link

I just either drunkenly:

A) lost half of my taco bell order somewhere in my house.
B) managed to forget finishing it off while typing on teh internet.

either way, I think this would be a good time to go to sleep.
― John Justen, Thursday, 19 April 2007 06:49 (seventeen years ago) link

As a last note, does anyone know who "lurker #4747" or whatever is? Either he/she is an unfunny troll, or a seriously creepy motherfucker.
― John Justen, Thursday, 19 April 2007 06:56 (seventeen years ago) link

that dude...I don't know who he is but he routinely overshares. I don't know what just happened in the gun control thread.
― horseshoe, Thursday, 19 April 2007 06:57 (seventeen years ago) link

I think I am forever and completely done with anything that resembles "serious talk" on ILX.
― John Justen, Thursday, 19 April 2007 07:24 (seventeen years ago) link

Ok, now I'm done.
― John Justen, Thursday, 19 April 2007 08:15 (seventeen years ago) link

Hahahahaha YOU'VE BEEN LURKERED
― HI DERE, Thursday, 19 April 2007 12:12 (seventeen years ago) link

(dude argues like that all the time and no one else seems to ever notice)
― HI DERE, Thursday, 19 April 2007 12:13 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/02/1170052104101.jpg
― daria-g, Thursday, 19 April 2007 12:15 (seventeen years ago) link

hey pete did you see this THEY were reverent about the music — ’70s and ’80s chart toppers like “Rich Girl,” “Maneater” and “Out of Touch.”
― daria-g, Thursday, 19 April 2007 12:16 (seventeen years ago) link

Either he/she is an unfunny troll, or a seriously creepy motherfucker.

both maybe.
― chicago kevin, Thursday, 19 April 2007 13:01 (seventeen years ago) link

fuck the ramones

-- modestmickey, Thursday, 19 April 2007 10:52 (2 hours ago)

ok pete if you're not buyin the evidence that's been submitted thus far, here's a good reason to dislike mickey
― pretzel walrus, Thursday, 19 April 2007 13:26 (seventeen years ago) link

omg Laurel I just looked at those dresses and I wantwantwant one! Or more! Have you gotten anything from them? Are they nicely made? So hard to tell quality workmanship from teh web. . .
― quincie, Thursday, 19 April 2007 13:30 (seventeen years ago) link

ok, jesus freak office mate is going to drive me insane.
― chicago kevin, Thursday, 19 April 2007 13:37 (seventeen years ago) link

plus the receptionist seems to now want to prove that she is a good christian woman with the arrival of said jesus freak. i liked her better when she was a wise-cracking 49 year old who would mutter about needing gin when she was stressed.
― chicago kevin, Thursday, 19 April 2007 13:42 (seventeen years ago) link

Ouch, Kevin. That does sound like a far less palatable turn of personality.
― Laurel, Thursday, 19 April 2007 13:45 (seventeen years ago) link

THEY HAVE BEEN STANDING ON THE OTHER SIDE OF MY OFFICE FOR THE PAST 18 MINUTES TALKING ABOUT NOTHING!!!! TWENTY GODDAMN MINUTES OF SMALL TALK!

i met the shellshag folks last night, i wasn't sure if the girl was blown out or just crazy.
― chicago kevin, Thursday, 19 April 2007 13:49 (seventeen years ago) link

OK I wanna buy some stuff what should I get???

xtian and i are going shopping in georgetown (possibly? might switch to chinatown) saturday night and then drinking ludicrous things someplace wanky--do you (or anyone else) want to join? i mean you have perfect timing here.
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 19 April 2007 13:59 (seventeen years ago) link

I'LL GO oh wait i probably can't make it.
― chicago kevin, Thursday, 19 April 2007 14:00 (seventeen years ago) link

GUYS i want a bloody mary
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 19 April 2007 14:07 (seventeen years ago) link

i liked grindhouse
― river wolf, Thursday, 19 April 2007 14:08 (seventeen years ago) link

wow clarence thomas and antonin scalia want to take this country back to the fucking wild west
― TOMBOT, Thursday, 19 April 2007 14:16 (seventeen years ago) link

don't forget justice kennedy
― Mr. Que, Thursday, 19 April 2007 14:17 (seventeen years ago) link

like, not really surprising, just, what the fuck am I doing pretending I want to live in a town with these people anymore
― TOMBOT, Thursday, 19 April 2007 14:17 (seventeen years ago) link

the majority opinion by kennedy does not specifically allude to the idea that casey and roe should be overturned, which Thomas says in his opinion joined by scalia

they're fucking pathetic and should just be exiled to the vatican. or blown up by satellite death beams, whatever
― TOMBOT, Thursday, 19 April 2007 14:18 (seventeen years ago) link

kennedy is still lame for writing the opinion. we can also thank him for our current president.
― Mr. Que, Thursday, 19 April 2007 14:19 (seventeen years ago) link

I think Jen is often high and usually crazy, Kevin. But isn't she funny? Is she still tying jingle bells around her ankles? How was the show, their set, etc?
― Laurel, Thursday, 19 April 2007 14:20 (seventeen years ago) link

asdflk;jadsfl;kjasdfl;kjasdl;kfjasdl;kf it's snowing again ack
― river wolf, Thursday, 19 April 2007 14:20 (seventeen years ago) link

dear god I genuinely hope alito, scalia and thomas all die in 2009
― TOMBOT, Thursday, 19 April 2007 14:21 (seventeen years ago) link

what exactly is the definition of "activist judges" if it doesn't include judges who are ruling about a specific medical procedure that has been accepted for years in the medical community??!!? christ on a bike that is some fine-toothed judgin' there
― Tracer Hand, Thursday, 19 April 2007 14:24 (seventeen years ago) link

ohhhh i've done something bad to my hand guys
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 19 April 2007 14:25 (seventeen years ago) link

Did you pin it to the desk with a sharp pencil? Because that would be bad.
― Laurel, Thursday, 19 April 2007 14:25 (seventeen years ago) link

that would be better actually
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 19 April 2007 14:25 (seventeen years ago) link

I just had the thought that one of the really lame things about school shootings is that we never get to find out if any of the victims were going to turn out to be shitbags so we can be like "well thank god he shot that fucker, he was going to grow up to be Antonin Scalia" I really need to take a break from the fucking news so I can stop being angry for an hour or two
― TOMBOT, Thursday, 19 April 2007 14:27 (seventeen years ago) link

Bartrip I agree he sounds like a shit, but uh isn't he right about revenge fantasies? I'm just not partial to firepower in mine, that's all.
― Laurel, Thursday, 19 April 2007 14:27 (seventeen years ago) link

it is so insulting to have to listen to this worthless shit
― TOMBOT, Thursday, 19 April 2007 14:28 (seventeen years ago) link

you can be right about the basic kernel of what you're saying and still be a creepy pornographic asshole who is making up shit to prove some psychotic point. though no, in my experience, he's not right.
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 19 April 2007 14:29 (seventeen years ago) link

Guys, I think I totally screwed up my chances of lurker going to prom with me.

;_;
― John Justen, Thursday, 19 April 2007 14:34 (seventeen years ago) link

whoo shit kids I am a cranky ass motherfucker today
― TOMBOT, Thursday, 19 April 2007 14:42 (seventeen years ago) link

Tom, join my week. :/
― Laurel, Thursday, 19 April 2007 14:42 (seventeen years ago) link

guys, achewood today and yesterday!!
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 19 April 2007 14:43 (seventeen years ago) link

so hilarious
― river wolf, Thursday, 19 April 2007 14:50 (seventeen years ago) link

english language is such movink target
― TOMBOT, Thursday, 19 April 2007 14:52 (seventeen years ago) link

the beef flowchart is still my favorite
― kenan, Thursday, 19 April 2007 14:53 (seventeen years ago) link

wrong the lyle chart is still the reigning champion because it gave us "drinkin' island is inside each of us my son" which is the truest thing ever said
― TOMBOT, Thursday, 19 April 2007 14:55 (seventeen years ago) link

I need a badge with that square in as well.
― Ed, Thursday, 19 April 2007 14:55 (seventeen years ago) link

Uh Tom he said the beef chart was his favorite. He can't actually be wrong about that until he changes his mind. Love ya, dude.
― Laurel, Thursday, 19 April 2007 14:57 (seventeen years ago) link

when oh when will there be a cornelius flowchart? I have already decided it will be my favorite.
― I DIED, Thursday, 19 April 2007 15:04 (seventeen years ago) link

I am surprised how much I enjoyed the todd flowchart, to be honest.
― TOMBOT, Thursday, 19 April 2007 15:05 (seventeen years ago) link

because Todd, as has been said many times, is a terrible person
― TOMBOT, Thursday, 19 April 2007 15:06 (seventeen years ago) link

guys did the wankette die?
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 19 April 2007 15:07 (seventeen years ago) link

because it gave us "drinkin' island is inside each of us my son" which is the truest thing ever said

OH GOD I SEE IT
― kenan, Thursday, 19 April 2007 15:09 (seventeen years ago) link

I think CH said it best when he said we were all already dead
― TOMBOT, Thursday, 19 April 2007 15:09 (seventeen years ago) link

which is totally the facts if you know anything about quantum gravity
― TOMBOT, Thursday, 19 April 2007 15:09 (seventeen years ago) link

i thought he said it better when he kept yelling "snakes and ipods"
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 19 April 2007 15:10 (seventeen years ago) link

that is more his personal truth that he discovered through Christ and not so much a universal thing though, I thought
― TOMBOT, Thursday, 19 April 2007 15:13 (seventeen years ago) link

it's all tied together
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 19 April 2007 15:13 (seventeen years ago) link

we're all already dead, that is why we keep seeing ipods and snakes, which are nonexistent in the real world of living people
― TOMBOT, Thursday, 19 April 2007 15:14 (seventeen years ago) link

artifacts of purgatory
― TOMBOT, Thursday, 19 April 2007 15:15 (seventeen years ago) link

I'm still totally mystified by what happened to my 7 layer burrito last night. This is a mystery that should be solved soon, in case it is behind my couch or something.
― John Justen, Thursday, 19 April 2007 15:15 (seventeen years ago) link

oh dude i want a 7 layer burrito now
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 19 April 2007 15:15 (seventeen years ago) link

you lost a burrito? Man, that's a whole new level of stoned right there.
― kenan, Thursday, 19 April 2007 15:16 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.tacobell.co.uk
― Tracer Hand, Thursday, 19 April 2007 15:18 (seventeen years ago) link

You can have mine, but you have to find it.

xpost
― John Justen, Thursday, 19 April 2007 15:18 (seventeen years ago) link

WORST EASTER EVER.
― John Justen, Thursday, 19 April 2007 15:18 (seventeen years ago) link

so guys this morning i just listened to adam and the ants for like 55 minutes and then captain sensible and then someone said to me, "nice sweater" so i'm in a pretty good mood this morning, which i didn't think i would be after that dream i had where i MURDERED MARK WAHLBERG wtf. if i had eaten a burrito last night, none of this would've happened, is what i'm thinking.
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 19 April 2007 15:27 (seventeen years ago) link

As long as there isn't a vomit-soaked towel behind the radiator, you should be OK.

BACONLIPS
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Thursday, 19 April 2007 15:28 (seventeen years ago) link

Don't worry Ally; I have dreams like that all the time. Enjoy your good mood!

As long as there isn't a vomit-soaked towel behind the radiator, you should be OK.

If anyone would know, it would be FB...
― Sara R-C, Thursday, 19 April 2007 15:33 (seventeen years ago) link

wouldn't there be some sign, a wrapper in the trash perhaps, if the burrito was eaten?
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 19 April 2007 15:40 (seventeen years ago) link

my roommate had a dream the other night in which she had sex with Kurt Russell.
― jessie monster, Thursday, 19 April 2007 15:53 (seventeen years ago) link

argh argh argh why did I read all of lurker 2427 or whatever the hell's posts in that gun control thread?
― horseshoe, Thursday, 19 April 2007 15:56 (seventeen years ago) link

because you're a FOOL PANTS
― TOMBOT, Thursday, 19 April 2007 15:57 (seventeen years ago) link

I know, right? he gives me a vibe, solely over the internet, that if I encountered him in real life, I'd warn all my female friends away from him.
― horseshoe, Thursday, 19 April 2007 15:58 (seventeen years ago) link

my roommate had a dream the other night in which she had sex with Kurt Russell.

Yuck. But Michael Douglas would have been worse...

I once had a dream where I had a torrid affair with Ari Fleischer. After that I cut down on my C-SPAN watching drastically.
― Sara R-C, Thursday, 19 April 2007 15:58 (seventeen years ago) link

Sara 8080 Michael Douglas is so gross!
― horseshoe, Thursday, 19 April 2007 15:59 (seventeen years ago) link

uh, I'd say that about a lot of people. Including myself. beartrapx2

wtf ari fleischer???? must have been really...uh...exciting. beartrap

PICK ONLY ONE: Kurt Russell, Bruce Willis, or Michael Douglas.
― jessie monster, Thursday, 19 April 2007 16:00 (seventeen years ago) link

let me welcome everybody to the wild, wild west, a state that's untouchable like elliot ness, the track hits ya eardrum like a slug to yr chest, pack a vest for your jimmy in the city of sex. we in the sunshine state with the bomb ass hemp beat the state where you never find a dance floor empty, and pimps be on a mission lookin for them greens, lean, mean, money makin machines servin fiends. i been in the game for ten years makin rap tunes--ever since honeys been wearin sassoon. now it's '95 and they clock me and watch me diamonds shinin lookin like i robbed liberace. it's ALL good from diego to the bay, your city is teh bomb if yr city makin pay. throw up a finger if you feel the same way, dre puttin it down for CALI-FORN-I-A.
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 19 April 2007 16:00 (seventeen years ago) link

or maybe that should be YOU MUST PICK ONE.
― jessie monster, Thursday, 19 April 2007 16:01 (seventeen years ago) link

I thought Florida was the Sunshine State?
― jessie monster, Thursday, 19 April 2007 16:01 (seventeen years ago) link

um, I kind of dig Bruce Willis.
― horseshoe, Thursday, 19 April 2007 16:01 (seventeen years ago) link

jessie that is a really bizarre conundrum and i think i'll pick...kurt russell.
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 19 April 2007 16:01 (seventeen years ago) link

dude kurt russell is awesome haven't you seen overboard?
― mookieproof, Thursday, 19 April 2007 16:02 (seventeen years ago) link

I am in love with Bruce Willis but purely in a "I wish he would adopt me" way. I'm going with Kurt Russell.
― jessie monster, Thursday, 19 April 2007 16:02 (seventeen years ago) link

I would really like some input from the mens on this topic.
― jessie monster, Thursday, 19 April 2007 16:03 (seventeen years ago) link

Bruce Willis if I really HAD to but jeez.
― Laurel, Thursday, 19 April 2007 16:03 (seventeen years ago) link

Kurt Russell
― n/a, Thursday, 19 April 2007 16:04 (seventeen years ago) link

BRUCE WILLIS IS GOING TO DO AMERICA A FAVOR.
― jessie monster, Thursday, 19 April 2007 16:04 (seventeen years ago) link

ok ok my turn, you have to have sex with the american apparel guy, the abercrombie guy, or vincent gallo, who do you choose.
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 19 April 2007 16:04 (seventeen years ago) link

oh god.
― jessie monster, Thursday, 19 April 2007 16:05 (seventeen years ago) link

I'm going with the abercrombie guy because I don't know what he looks like.
― jessie monster, Thursday, 19 April 2007 16:05 (seventeen years ago) link

i'm pickin abercrombie because i need to know if he is actually a robot or not
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 19 April 2007 16:05 (seventeen years ago) link

what if he is a sexbot? then you will never know.
― jessie monster, Thursday, 19 April 2007 16:06 (seventeen years ago) link

whichever one will spoon with me afterward.
― chicago kevin, Thursday, 19 April 2007 16:06 (seventeen years ago) link

which abercrombie guy and which american apparel guy?
― horseshoe, Thursday, 19 April 2007 16:06 (seventeen years ago) link

Me neither, Jess, but I bet he wears a hemp necklace, is the problem.
― Laurel, Thursday, 19 April 2007 16:06 (seventeen years ago) link

ARRG LIKE 7X XP COULD NOT POST DAYUM
― Laurel, Thursday, 19 April 2007 16:06 (seventeen years ago) link

there is a former abercrombie model on Friday Night Lights and he is pretty much the hottest thing ever, so I'm leaning in that direction.
― horseshoe, Thursday, 19 April 2007 16:06 (seventeen years ago) link

I have another one: which member of the blue collar comedy tour would you have sex with?

horseshoe: I think ally means the ultra-creepy american apparel founder. he is hideous. seriously, don't pick him.
― jessie monster, Thursday, 19 April 2007 16:07 (seventeen years ago) link

oh you guys mean the founders ew ew ew
― horseshoe, Thursday, 19 April 2007 16:07 (seventeen years ago) link

that is a really mean pick one!
― horseshoe, Thursday, 19 April 2007 16:07 (seventeen years ago) link

teh owners of both companies.
http://images.salon.com/mwt/feature/2006/01/24/jeffries/story.jpg
abercrombie

http://www.sachsreport.com/dov%20charney%20american%20apparel.jpg
american apparel

http://www.vgmerchandise.com/img/product/107-lrg.jpg
vincent gallo
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 19 April 2007 16:08 (seventeen years ago) link

ladies try not to drool on yourself too much while lookin those over
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 19 April 2007 16:08 (seventeen years ago) link

I mean those are basically the three grossest men in the world?
― horseshoe, Thursday, 19 April 2007 16:09 (seventeen years ago) link

omg abercrombie dude looks like some kind of alternate dimension gary busey monster.
― jessie monster, Thursday, 19 April 2007 16:09 (seventeen years ago) link

I might actually rather sleep with Michael Douglas and now my brain is going to short from having that thought.
― horseshoe, Thursday, 19 April 2007 16:09 (seventeen years ago) link

there are so many way grosser pictures of american apparel guy
― jessie monster, Thursday, 19 April 2007 16:09 (seventeen years ago) link

you guys are right, i'm really sorry i asked that question, i'm grossing myself out.
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 19 April 2007 16:10 (seventeen years ago) link

jesus christ this is like some girl version of pizza v. boobs but you guys left out the gustatory options
― TOMBOT, Thursday, 19 April 2007 16:11 (seventeen years ago) link

i still think vincent gallo looks like luke in that picture
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 19 April 2007 16:12 (seventeen years ago) link

that is a correct
― TOMBOT, Thursday, 19 April 2007 16:12 (seventeen years ago) link

oh man, i could totally go for pizza or boobs right now.
― chicago kevin, Thursday, 19 April 2007 16:12 (seventeen years ago) link

sooooo disturbing
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 19 April 2007 16:13 (seventeen years ago) link

Yeah, I dunno, sheerly on basis of looks prob Gallo but fuck all you for making me think about it.
― Laurel, Thursday, 19 April 2007 16:13 (seventeen years ago) link

guys you can't post on this thread without picking.
― jessie monster, Thursday, 19 April 2007 16:13 (seventeen years ago) link

how about on the basis of possible diseases???
― jessie monster, Thursday, 19 April 2007 16:13 (seventeen years ago) link

okay abercrombie dude now I want to die
― horseshoe, Thursday, 19 April 2007 16:13 (seventeen years ago) link

lol vince gallo will make you pay $50k for the privilege of doing so tho
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 19 April 2007 16:14 (seventeen years ago) link

what if you use a condom?
― jessie monster, Thursday, 19 April 2007 16:14 (seventeen years ago) link

is it a freebie then?
― jessie monster, Thursday, 19 April 2007 16:14 (seventeen years ago) link

i pick american apparel guy because hey free clothing and a modeling contract, for like a week at least.
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 19 April 2007 16:14 (seventeen years ago) link

the abercrombie guy looks like a germophobe so i think he'd be your best bet. of course he also looks like he doesn't sleep with women so there's that too...
― chicago kevin, Thursday, 19 April 2007 16:14 (seventeen years ago) link

I seriously don't think I could spend two minutes in Vincent Gallo's company without punching him in the head, so he's out.
― horseshoe, Thursday, 19 April 2007 16:15 (seventeen years ago) link

ugh gary busey in flipflops
― mookieproof, Thursday, 19 April 2007 16:15 (seventeen years ago) link

guys i'm really sorry
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 19 April 2007 16:16 (seventeen years ago) link

punching him in the head

I hear this can be good, though. Plus I mean, unconscious at least he'd be quiet.
― Laurel, Thursday, 19 April 2007 16:16 (seventeen years ago) link

A few weeks ago a friend and I were grossing each other out with Republicans versus Republicans (Karl Rove versus Dick Cheney, etc.) Soooooo disturbing.

So really, Ari Fleischer was not so bad in comparison to that or to Ally's choices. (But still, NO.)
― Sara R-C, Thursday, 19 April 2007 16:16 (seventeen years ago) link

i've never really understood why people go for the hardcore mega youthbot 6000-style plastic surgery when it just ends up making you look chromosomally deficient
― pretzel walrus, Thursday, 19 April 2007 16:17 (seventeen years ago) link

ok ok guys just one more, clive owen, owen wilson, or mark wahlberg? you HAVE to have sex with one of them.
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 19 April 2007 16:17 (seventeen years ago) link

only one?
― jessie monster, Thursday, 19 April 2007 16:18 (seventeen years ago) link

yes
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 19 April 2007 16:18 (seventeen years ago) link

haha Ally makes amends
― horseshoe, Thursday, 19 April 2007 16:18 (seventeen years ago) link

THANK YOU ahh palate cleansed and Owen Wilson obv.
― Laurel, Thursday, 19 April 2007 16:19 (seventeen years ago) link

MARK WAHLBERG
― Tracer Hand, Thursday, 19 April 2007 16:19 (seventeen years ago) link

OBV
― Tracer Hand, Thursday, 19 April 2007 16:19 (seventeen years ago) link

Owen Wilson 8080
― horseshoe, Thursday, 19 April 2007 16:19 (seventeen years ago) link

i'm sorry, did i just say that out loud
― Tracer Hand, Thursday, 19 April 2007 16:20 (seventeen years ago) link

Thank you for leaving Clive Owen to me.
― Sara R-C, Thursday, 19 April 2007 16:20 (seventeen years ago) link

Mark Wahlberg is a nicelooking young man but I think he's going to age badly. not that that's relevant.
― horseshoe, Thursday, 19 April 2007 16:20 (seventeen years ago) link

i am picking mark wahlberg today too, to make amends for killing him last night.
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 19 April 2007 16:21 (seventeen years ago) link

I'm sure that would mean a lot to him.
― Sara R-C, Thursday, 19 April 2007 16:21 (seventeen years ago) link

I'm going with Clive Owen but Mark Wahlberg is a very close second. Owen Wilson doesn't do it for me, sorry. Pre-fatty Luke Wilson is alright tho.

Speaking of Luke...

http://www.1-888-9-vacancy.com
^^^most fucked up marketing ever
― jessie monster, Thursday, 19 April 2007 16:22 (seventeen years ago) link

oh yeah put 8889 in the special offer code box thing for ultimate fucked up hilariousness.
― jessie monster, Thursday, 19 April 2007 16:23 (seventeen years ago) link

The only problem with that ad is that I kind of want the furniture and lamps in the honeymoon suite living room.
― Laurel, Thursday, 19 April 2007 16:23 (seventeen years ago) link

omg 'snuff said
― horseshoe, Thursday, 19 April 2007 16:23 (seventeen years ago) link

I LOLed.
― jessie monster, Thursday, 19 April 2007 16:24 (seventeen years ago) link

oh my god what the fuck
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 19 April 2007 16:24 (seventeen years ago) link

am I wrong in interpreting the gist of this ad campaign as "if you love snuff films, you'll LOVE this movie!"
― jessie monster, Thursday, 19 April 2007 16:25 (seventeen years ago) link

My best friend had um . . . a thing with VG for a while and while I still find it hard to believe, she's swears he's amazing and not at all the complete creep he appears to be. Still gross though.
― ENBB, Thursday, 19 April 2007 16:25 (seventeen years ago) link

oh yeah put 8889 in the special offer code box thing for ultimate fucked up hilariousness

thanks, can't wait to get fired. NSFW IF YOU HAVEN'T ALREADY DONE THIS.
― chicago kevin, Thursday, 19 April 2007 16:25 (seventeen years ago) link

yeah wtf?

beartrap OMG ENBB!
― horseshoe, Thursday, 19 April 2007 16:25 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0441773/
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 19 April 2007 16:26 (seventeen years ago) link

Oh and Owen Wilson. No contest.
― ENBB, Thursday, 19 April 2007 16:26 (seventeen years ago) link

[image[[Removed Illegal Link]
― Mr. Que, Thursday, 19 April 2007 16:27 (seventeen years ago) link

waaaaah
― Mr. Que, Thursday, 19 April 2007 16:27 (seventeen years ago) link

Voiced by JB

http://www.jimhillmedia.com/mb/images/upload/kung-fu-panda-maquette.jpg
― Mr. Que, Thursday, 19 April 2007 16:28 (seventeen years ago) link

ok ok one more: johnny knoxville, bam margera, steve-o, chris pontius, or wee man
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 19 April 2007 16:28 (seventeen years ago) link

ALSO THIS IS TERRIFYING
http://www.gothamist.com/attachments/tien/2007_04_pikatraffic.jpg
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 19 April 2007 16:29 (seventeen years ago) link

this one is hard.
― jessie monster, Thursday, 19 April 2007 16:29 (seventeen years ago) link

the jackass thing not pikachu.
― jessie monster, Thursday, 19 April 2007 16:29 (seventeen years ago) link

I've never seen Jackass, so I bow out of this one. Are any of them actually straight?
― Laurel, Thursday, 19 April 2007 16:30 (seventeen years ago) link

johnny knoxville is the only one I can conjure up an image of, and it is a cute image, so johnny knoxville.
― horseshoe, Thursday, 19 April 2007 16:30 (seventeen years ago) link

oh and the "snuff films" don't actually show anyone dying so maybe okay? I dunno my work doesn't have interwebs policy. :(

Knoxville is the best-looking but all other things considered I'm going with Pontius.
― jessie monster, Thursday, 19 April 2007 16:31 (seventeen years ago) link

I'm at a total loss here.
― Sara R-C, Thursday, 19 April 2007 16:31 (seventeen years ago) link

GUYS JOHNNY KNOXVILLE IS SO, SO HOT

god wtf is gotten into me today
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 19 April 2007 16:31 (seventeen years ago) link

Knoxville followed by Bam.
― ENBB, Thursday, 19 April 2007 16:32 (seventeen years ago) link

I mean that's the order of my picks - not that I'd do both one right after the other.
― ENBB, Thursday, 19 April 2007 16:32 (seventeen years ago) link

i should really just buy the jackass movies
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 19 April 2007 16:33 (seventeen years ago) link

ENBB, I can totally vouch for the Gallo being OK when he's not, like, playing up to the media, so I have to pick the Gallo with the proviso that a big bath was part of foreplay.

Unlike the Gallo, C. Owen was uptight when he was 'shot' in my flat so must say O Wilson.

Last group, meh.
― suzy, Thursday, 19 April 2007 16:33 (seventeen years ago) link

oh my
― mookieproof, Thursday, 19 April 2007 16:35 (seventeen years ago) link

Dudes, Abercrombie Busey is 62 years old, and yet dresses like a college freshman. Who went nuts one night and broke into a Botox clinic and self-injected 5x the maximum allowed by law.

No way.
― B.L.A.M., Thursday, 19 April 2007 16:36 (seventeen years ago) link

Ally, all the Jackass boyz are giving me a definite soft-on, or making my parts shrivel, or whatever we've decided the ranty equiv is of "rapidly losing interest". JK is the only one actually NOT gross-looking and the smarmy aviators are still killing me. Steve-O 2nd, I guess.
― Laurel, Thursday, 19 April 2007 16:36 (seventeen years ago) link

no no the aviators and the chucks are basically the deal sealers for me re: johnny knoxville. that and the whole obvious death wish.
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 19 April 2007 16:37 (seventeen years ago) link

he looks intresting
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 19 April 2007 16:37 (seventeen years ago) link

ranty equiv is of "rapidly losing interest" = harshbuzz my clit-on
― Ed, Thursday, 19 April 2007 16:37 (seventeen years ago) link

Ally, all the Jackass boyz are giving me a definite soft-on, or making my parts shrivel, or whatever we've decided the ranty equiv is of "rapidly losing interest".

my baby sister says "giving me the drought".
― chicago kevin, Thursday, 19 April 2007 16:37 (seventeen years ago) link

of course she's probably older than any of you. :-(
― chicago kevin, Thursday, 19 April 2007 16:38 (seventeen years ago) link

xpost to Suzy Ah, ok. It's good to have that confirmed about VG from another source because that's basically what she's said all along but not having ever met him myself, I always thought she might have been just been a little too caught up in the whole thing to see things clearly. Let's be honest - he can often come off as the creepiest man alive.
― ENBB, Thursday, 19 April 2007 16:38 (seventeen years ago) link

God how could I forget about "clit-on"?? Yeah, that.
― Laurel, Thursday, 19 April 2007 16:38 (seventeen years ago) link

guys guys j knoxville is really kind of haggard looking
― elmo argonaut, Thursday, 19 April 2007 16:39 (seventeen years ago) link

parching your buzz
― Tracer Hand, Thursday, 19 April 2007 16:39 (seventeen years ago) link

the correct answer is chris pontius, bam also acceptable
― elmo argonaut, Thursday, 19 April 2007 16:40 (seventeen years ago) link

Tracer, I kees you.
― Laurel, Thursday, 19 April 2007 16:40 (seventeen years ago) link

i just say, "that person is not attractive to me, dear sirs, take them away" jesus christ guys.
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 19 April 2007 16:41 (seventeen years ago) link

i think the absolute best case scenario with the jackass dudes is coming away with hep c.
― chicago kevin, Thursday, 19 April 2007 16:41 (seventeen years ago) link

i mean, they probably are like walking petri dishes of venereal diseases.
― chicago kevin, Thursday, 19 April 2007 16:41 (seventeen years ago) link

from the original proponent of 'blood diamonds'

beartrap
― Ed, Thursday, 19 April 2007 16:41 (seventeen years ago) link

what's going on here
― river wolf, Thursday, 19 April 2007 16:42 (seventeen years ago) link

Fun.
― Laurel, Thursday, 19 April 2007 16:42 (seventeen years ago) link

sexual fantasy island
― Mr. Que, Thursday, 19 April 2007 16:43 (seventeen years ago) link

i'm sure the jackass guys have excellent doctors.
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 19 April 2007 16:43 (seventeen years ago) link

Yeah but none of these folks have ever made even a cameo in any of MY fantasies, so let's not be hasty.
― Laurel, Thursday, 19 April 2007 16:44 (seventeen years ago) link

oh hey now THERE's a job for me
― river wolf, Thursday, 19 April 2007 16:44 (seventeen years ago) link

well, not really
― river wolf, Thursday, 19 April 2007 16:44 (seventeen years ago) link

Except maybe O Wilson, that's a lot of milky white skin.
― Laurel, Thursday, 19 April 2007 16:44 (seventeen years ago) link

also there is pretty much nothing acceptable about bam
― river wolf, Thursday, 19 April 2007 16:45 (seventeen years ago) link

I kinda suspect the jackass guys have sex maybe biannually actually, too busy hurting themselves and recovering and traveling to new places to hurt themselves. and none of their balls can possibly still be working properly so there's that taken care of.
― TOMBOT, Thursday, 19 April 2007 16:46 (seventeen years ago) link

see, tom gets it.
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 19 April 2007 16:46 (seventeen years ago) link

vince gallo also seems like he'd be riddled with VD, but for ENBB's friend's sake, I hope that's not so.
― horseshoe, Thursday, 19 April 2007 16:46 (seventeen years ago) link

ok guys, peter cook or dudley moore
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 19 April 2007 16:48 (seventeen years ago) link

i mean, they probably are like walking petri dishes of venereal diseases.

-- chicago kevin, Thursday, April 19, 2007 12:41 PM (4 minutes ago)

This is why I passed up Knoxville (who, other than maybe Bam, is the only one I genuinely suspect of getting mad groupie disease-sex) in favor of Pontius, who has only my and elmo's love.
― jessie monster, Thursday, 19 April 2007 16:48 (seventeen years ago) link

I liked how that one bit in the hotel they were all reading the fake message ostensibly from a girl whose sister had boned some of them and every single guy who read it was like "whoa!!" I imagined them thinking to themselves "who got laid? bam?"
― TOMBOT, Thursday, 19 April 2007 16:48 (seventeen years ago) link

Peter Hook.
― jessie monster, Thursday, 19 April 2007 16:48 (seventeen years ago) link

no no peter hook is in a later challenge.
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 19 April 2007 16:49 (seventeen years ago) link

Steve-O thought it was him!

bartrip
― I DIED, Thursday, 19 April 2007 16:49 (seventeen years ago) link

xpost to horseshoe Yeah, right? That said, as far as I've been told, VG is totally clear in the VD dept. You better believe that was one of the first things I asked/warned about.
― ENBB, Thursday, 19 April 2007 16:50 (seventeen years ago) link

I still want someone to respond to my BLUE COLLAR COMEDY TOUR sex island fantasy quiz, but I think we'd all pick Ron White.
― jessie monster, Thursday, 19 April 2007 16:50 (seventeen years ago) link

hahaha well I'm happy to be wrong. like suzy said, maybe if vgallo took a bath every now and then people wouldn't jump to these conclusions.
― horseshoe, Thursday, 19 April 2007 16:50 (seventeen years ago) link

i do not know who is on the blue collar comedy tour so i'm gonna go with this ron white person!
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 19 April 2007 16:50 (seventeen years ago) link

I don't even know who Ron White is.
― horseshoe, Thursday, 19 April 2007 16:51 (seventeen years ago) link

ok, here's one for you: belicheck, brady, or tony siragusa?
― chicago kevin, Thursday, 19 April 2007 16:53 (seventeen years ago) link

you are the devil, Kevin. Siragusa.
― horseshoe, Thursday, 19 April 2007 16:53 (seventeen years ago) link

oh jesus.
― jessie monster, Thursday, 19 April 2007 16:53 (seventeen years ago) link

I have to look up Siragusa first but that is my instinct pick.
― jessie monster, Thursday, 19 April 2007 16:53 (seventeen years ago) link

It's certainly not going to be King Preggo or Mr. I-Have-a-Doctorate-in-Phys-Ed-From-Jessie's-Alma-Mater.
― jessie monster, Thursday, 19 April 2007 16:54 (seventeen years ago) link

i...god....kevin...fuck.
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 19 April 2007 16:54 (seventeen years ago) link

Sports figures? Suga, please.
― Laurel, Thursday, 19 April 2007 16:54 (seventeen years ago) link

GUYS I'M GONNA GO WITH BRADY
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 19 April 2007 16:55 (seventeen years ago) link

I have no idea who these people are.
― ENBB, Thursday, 19 April 2007 16:55 (seventeen years ago) link

well, congrats on the baby, Ally!
― horseshoe, Thursday, 19 April 2007 16:55 (seventeen years ago) link

i just passed a mirror for the first time today. mark it down, april 19th was the day my hair went curly again. :-(
― chicago kevin, Thursday, 19 April 2007 16:56 (seventeen years ago) link

yeah i basically am picking him cos i figure a pregnancy is exactly what i need to get my life back on track, clean up my act.
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 19 April 2007 16:56 (seventeen years ago) link

THAT WAS OBVIOUSLY A GREAT QUESTION IF YOU ALL HAVE THAT MUCH TROUBLE ANSWERING IT.
― chicago kevin, Thursday, 19 April 2007 16:56 (seventeen years ago) link

brady is still a babe despite his carelessness with sperm
― elmo argonaut, Thursday, 19 April 2007 16:56 (seventeen years ago) link

i...god....kevin...fuck.

in a differnt context that would be TOTALLY hot.
― chicago kevin, Thursday, 19 April 2007 16:57 (seventeen years ago) link

the other option is that i won't get pregnant, i will just end up another body in brady's basement ;_;
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 19 April 2007 16:57 (seventeen years ago) link

BRADY IS NOT A BABE.
― horseshoe, Thursday, 19 April 2007 16:57 (seventeen years ago) link

Kevin, your curly hair is Scott Seward-stylee awesome! It's going to be good when it gets to the Munch photo length, you know all the women in your life agree.
― Laurel, Thursday, 19 April 2007 16:58 (seventeen years ago) link

THERE ARE NO WOMEN IN MY LIFE ANYMORE LAUREL. well, no single ones anyway. i've pretty much banished all of them to crazypants island and am only hanging around my married friends now. the fun factor is way up but the sexy results are way way down. and we were starting pretty close to the basement on that one anyway.
― chicago kevin, Thursday, 19 April 2007 17:00 (seventeen years ago) link

i don't even want to talk about it
― river wolf, Thursday, 19 April 2007 17:00 (seventeen years ago) link

ugh
― pretzel walrus, Thursday, 19 April 2007 17:00 (seventeen years ago) link

Well, I DID mean the married ones, they have the most sense. I'm not even discussing crazypants.
― Laurel, Thursday, 19 April 2007 17:01 (seventeen years ago) link

oh wait but a coed team of cyclists is staying my house this weekend HAVE I MENTIONED THIS
― river wolf, Thursday, 19 April 2007 17:02 (seventeen years ago) link

w/r/t WOMEN IN MY LIFE

http://img68.imageshack.us/img68/6913/1168032930702gd6.jpg
― river wolf, Thursday, 19 April 2007 17:02 (seventeen years ago) link

a coed naked team of cyclists?
― pretzel walrus, Thursday, 19 April 2007 17:02 (seventeen years ago) link

oh hey broccolis dog
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 19 April 2007 17:03 (seventeen years ago) link

from sweden?
― jessie monster, Thursday, 19 April 2007 17:03 (seventeen years ago) link

you never mentioned coed, I am slightly jealous, only slightly, because I am apparently being tossed a hot blonde this weekend.
― Ed, Thursday, 19 April 2007 17:03 (seventeen years ago) link

amen to your brocolli eatin' dog
― Ed, Thursday, 19 April 2007 17:03 (seventeen years ago) link

we are having a "kegger"
― river wolf, Thursday, 19 April 2007 17:04 (seventeen years ago) link

guys when did i revert to being a 20 year old
― river wolf, Thursday, 19 April 2007 17:05 (seventeen years ago) link

Amen to getting co-ed cyclists drunk, Evan. They don't have any body fat, first of all. Like shooting fish in a keg.
― Laurel, Thursday, 19 April 2007 17:05 (seventeen years ago) link

that disease is going around recently
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 19 April 2007 17:05 (seventeen years ago) link

Hahah, I almost wrote "keg-el" and then was like NO NO ACK ABORT.
― Laurel, Thursday, 19 April 2007 17:05 (seventeen years ago) link

guys when did i revert to being a 20 year old

when you became and undergrad again?
― chicago kevin, Thursday, 19 April 2007 17:05 (seventeen years ago) link

kevin 8080 ;_1
― river wolf, Thursday, 19 April 2007 17:06 (seventeen years ago) link

oh wait but a coed team of cyclists is staying my house this weekend HAVE I MENTIONED THIS

dude, wtf are you complaining about then?
― chicago kevin, Thursday, 19 April 2007 17:08 (seventeen years ago) link

Would they like to come and watch Le grand depart, cos we're having a party that weekend, and they (and you) are very welcome.
― Ed, Thursday, 19 April 2007 17:09 (seventeen years ago) link

yeah i don't live in england :(
― river wolf, Thursday, 19 April 2007 17:10 (seventeen years ago) link

i'm not really complaining, but 10 ppl at yr (small) house is a lot, even if 50% are ladies
― river wolf, Thursday, 19 April 2007 17:10 (seventeen years ago) link

especially if etc lolz
― river wolf, Thursday, 19 April 2007 17:10 (seventeen years ago) link

DUDE FIVE WOMEN ARE GONNA NEED A PLACE TO "SLEEP" IN AN ADMITEDLY SMALL HOUSE. WHERE IS THE PROBLEM?
― chicago kevin, Thursday, 19 April 2007 17:11 (seventeen years ago) link

uh, i should probably remind you to never listen to anything i say, especially about women.
― chicago kevin, Thursday, 19 April 2007 17:12 (seventeen years ago) link

i should clean my room
― river wolf, Thursday, 19 April 2007 17:13 (seventeen years ago) link

Get on that.
― Laurel, Thursday, 19 April 2007 17:13 (seventeen years ago) link

google maps recommends swimming the atlantic in 29 days
― Ed, Thursday, 19 April 2007 17:14 (seventeen years ago) link

yeah good call on the room cleaning tip - having girls around is v. useful for shaming you out of living in filth
― pretzel walrus, Thursday, 19 April 2007 17:14 (seventeen years ago) link

i am really not very good at that at all ;_;
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 19 April 2007 17:14 (seventeen years ago) link

which reminds me must finish tidying before rehearsal.
― Ed, Thursday, 19 April 2007 17:15 (seventeen years ago) link

good stuff, if you're into that sort of thing
― river wolf, Thursday, 19 April 2007 17:15 (seventeen years ago) link

lol bachelors
― river wolf, Thursday, 19 April 2007 17:15 (seventeen years ago) link

Hey, by the way, nabisco just called us out collectively on the gun control thread, in case anyone is desperately bored enough to go back and read that steaming pile of crap.
― John Justen, Thursday, 19 April 2007 17:15 (seventeen years ago) link

i totally <3 the giant isopod
― pretzel walrus, Thursday, 19 April 2007 17:16 (seventeen years ago) link

oh man this little guy!
http://www.vet.upenn.edu/ryan/chihuahua_thanksgvg.jpg

beartraps i have no interest in speaking to either nitsuh or lurker on that subject ever again. has he even bothered to look up gun laws yet or is he still speculating wildly on bullshit? lol creative writing majors.
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 19 April 2007 17:17 (seventeen years ago) link

yeah i'm giving up on that whole thing, i'm exhausted
― river wolf, Thursday, 19 April 2007 17:17 (seventeen years ago) link

i do have to admit being called out collectively is intriguing me, it's like the showdown in tombstone y/n if so i call doc holliday.
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 19 April 2007 17:18 (seventeen years ago) link

ally why you have to break my heart with the chihuahua reposts?
god i miss my little man.
― chicago kevin, Thursday, 19 April 2007 17:19 (seventeen years ago) link

oh i forgot i'm sorry!!!
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 19 April 2007 17:19 (seventeen years ago) link

omg can we get a mod in here ppl
― river wolf, Thursday, 19 April 2007 17:19 (seventeen years ago) link

You take the dog, I'll take that set of dishes. Check out the plate!
― Laurel, Thursday, 19 April 2007 17:21 (seventeen years ago) link

the last thanksgiving me and towga had together we wound up getting into a fight before dinner and the only thing that broke it up was linus trotting by with a turkey leg in his mouth.

such a good fucking monkey man.
― chicago kevin, Thursday, 19 April 2007 17:21 (seventeen years ago) link

my mom's chihuahua is crazy and won't let anyone but my mom or me even like, LOOK at her.
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 19 April 2007 17:21 (seventeen years ago) link

that's awesome. i saw a little baby chi puppy try to attack a german shepherd on my way to work tuesday. it was straining at the leash trying to get at it. the shepherd looked like it would eat it like a kernel of popcorn.
― chicago kevin, Thursday, 19 April 2007 17:24 (seventeen years ago) link

lol my mom has german shepherds too. the thing is that they are not crazies at all, they just think they are little dogs and want to sit on couches and stuff so they wouldn't even think to eat the chihuahua. ONE OF THE SHEPHERDS GIVES THE WHEATEN TERRIERS PIGGY BACK RIDES APPARENTLY.
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 19 April 2007 17:25 (seventeen years ago) link

wait what "DC bullyteam"? huh?
― pretzel walrus, Thursday, 19 April 2007 17:26 (seventeen years ago) link

do i have to buy a gun to join?
― pretzel walrus, Thursday, 19 April 2007 17:26 (seventeen years ago) link

lol yes
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 19 April 2007 17:26 (seventeen years ago) link

goddamn pay day can not come fast enough for me. i have exactly $22.00 left. so i have to actually go to my bank to get money for smokes otherwise the fees will put me in overdraft hell.

xpost- linus hated every other dog except jen's mom's chihuahua jasper. they also had a basset hound named marvin that linus would tolerate but he would always growl and bear his teeth when marvin would start sniffing.
― chicago kevin, Thursday, 19 April 2007 17:28 (seventeen years ago) link

my mom's chihuahua hates all the other dogs and probably the cats too. it really only likes my mom. it tolerates me. it hates tom and my dad.
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 19 April 2007 17:29 (seventeen years ago) link

the dc bullyteam, always teaming up to tell stupid people to shut up, it is so sad, much better to browbeat people with long-winded rhetorical exercises that end up making the same point people thought they just fucking made
― TOMBOT, Thursday, 19 April 2007 17:30 (seventeen years ago) link

Totally with you about payday which thank fuck is TOMORROW.
― Laurel, Thursday, 19 April 2007 17:30 (seventeen years ago) link

aren't most of the people saying "boxcar" touching 30 and married??

-- creme1, Thursday, April 19, 2007 1:19 PM (10 minutes ago)
― ghost rider, Thursday, 19 April 2007 17:31 (seventeen years ago) link

I can't believe I ask for "people get angry" and "guns are built to kill things" and he gives me "some people are bad at communication"
― TOMBOT, Thursday, 19 April 2007 17:31 (seventeen years ago) link

lol creative writing majors

who the hell is "creme1"? also when did morbius get married?!
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 19 April 2007 17:32 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.ilxor.com/ILX/ThreadSelectedControllerServlet?boardid=41&threadid=56490#unread
― ghost rider, Thursday, 19 April 2007 17:32 (seventeen years ago) link

for some reason the phrase "touching 30" kind of grosses me out
― horseshoe, Thursday, 19 April 2007 17:32 (seventeen years ago) link

i would probably strain a muscle trying to touch 30.
― chicago kevin, Thursday, 19 April 2007 17:33 (seventeen years ago) link

TOUCHING 30? I'm sitting on it, dude. Also, fuck you.
― Laurel, Thursday, 19 April 2007 17:34 (seventeen years ago) link

that didn't explain anything, alex.
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 19 April 2007 17:34 (seventeen years ago) link

i was under the impression ethan and jess were married u_u
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 19 April 2007 17:35 (seventeen years ago) link

If I wanted to touch 30, i'd have to cut through the outer four rings of me, so no.
― John Justen, Thursday, 19 April 2007 17:36 (seventeen years ago) link

guys let's all be fuckin old
― TOMBOT, Thursday, 19 April 2007 17:36 (seventeen years ago) link

we'll start by drinkin
― TOMBOT, Thursday, 19 April 2007 17:36 (seventeen years ago) link

and then get mad
― TOMBOT, Thursday, 19 April 2007 17:36 (seventeen years ago) link

Tom 8080 all I ever want to be is an old lady, screaming at obnoxious people everywhere.
― horseshoe, Thursday, 19 April 2007 17:36 (seventeen years ago) link

after that, bedtime
― TOMBOT, Thursday, 19 April 2007 17:37 (seventeen years ago) link

i'm in my mid-20s, you ppl are old :D
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 19 April 2007 17:37 (seventeen years ago) link

god i wish it were friday night already. I'M OUT OF CIGARETTES!!!! HOW DID THIS HAPPEN??!?!?
― chicago kevin, Thursday, 19 April 2007 17:37 (seventeen years ago) link

Let's have party where we practice wearing furs in June and putting our matte red lipstick on outside the lines.
― Laurel, Thursday, 19 April 2007 17:37 (seventeen years ago) link

"wanna touch 30?" could potentially be a great cheesy comeon to younger people.
― jessie monster, Thursday, 19 April 2007 17:38 (seventeen years ago) link

Younger people are a bad idea, I think.
― Laurel, Thursday, 19 April 2007 17:38 (seventeen years ago) link

Makers Mark and passion fruit juice, with an infusion of jalapeno and simple syrup, topped with passion
fruit foam
― TOMBOT, Thursday, 19 April 2007 17:39 (seventeen years ago) link

Stoli O and passion fruit tea, with tamarind concentrate, simple syrup and fresh
lime juice
― TOMBOT, Thursday, 19 April 2007 17:40 (seventeen years ago) link

A fresh cucumber and cilantro version with Hendrick’s gin and Schweppes tonic
― TOMBOT, Thursday, 19 April 2007 17:40 (seventeen years ago) link

i had this discussion on tuesday; it's a matter of age, maturity, and relative "got your shit togetherness".

beertrap to laurel.
― chicago kevin, Thursday, 19 April 2007 17:40 (seventeen years ago) link

salt air, fresh lime juice, Cointreau and Jose Cuervo
― TOMBOT, Thursday, 19 April 2007 17:40 (seventeen years ago) link

hibiscus juice, triple sec, fresh lime juice and Herradura Silver
― TOMBOT, Thursday, 19 April 2007 17:40 (seventeen years ago) link

A blend of Bacardi Silver rum, fresh pineapple juice, coconut liqueur and coconut foam
― TOMBOT, Thursday, 19 April 2007 17:40 (seventeen years ago) link

^^^^ possibly totally lol gay
― TOMBOT, Thursday, 19 April 2007 17:41 (seventeen years ago) link

i had hendrick's the other day, i like my gin with a bite thank you. i might as well have been sipping chanel no. 5.
― chicago kevin, Thursday, 19 April 2007 17:41 (seventeen years ago) link

Hahah, I was just going to follow that up with: "I mean, I'm immature enough, and shit-not-having-together-ish. I should team up with someone WORSE? God."
― Laurel, Thursday, 19 April 2007 17:41 (seventeen years ago) link

nope kevin you're wrong again that drink is AWWW ZZOMMM
― TOMBOT, Thursday, 19 April 2007 17:43 (seventeen years ago) link

I'M OUT OF CIGARETTES!!!! HOW DID THIS HAPPEN??!?!?

I panicked for 5 minutes this morning when I realized I'd left my smokes behind, then realized that sitting forgotten, way in the bottom of my bag, was a full pouch of tobacco and a full package of rolling papers. And it was then I knew that my day was going to be a success.
― kenan, Thursday, 19 April 2007 17:44 (seventeen years ago) link

some hipster bitch ganked my last cigarette on marathon monday. goddamn you poor man's daiquiri (strawberry dunkin donuts coolatta + far too much rum).
― jessie monster, Thursday, 19 April 2007 17:45 (seventeen years ago) link

I like all of the drinks metioned upthread, because they are all drinks.
― John Justen, Thursday, 19 April 2007 17:46 (seventeen years ago) link

some hipster bitch ganked my last cigarette on marathon monday.

i've said this before, patriots day is by far my favorite day to be in boston.
― chicago kevin, Thursday, 19 April 2007 17:47 (seventeen years ago) link

last time i was there for it was years ago though. long enough that we started drinking at mama kin at 9 a.m.
― chicago kevin, Thursday, 19 April 2007 17:47 (seventeen years ago) link

marathon monday is the best holiday in the whole whole world.
― jessie monster, Thursday, 19 April 2007 17:48 (seventeen years ago) link

huh, i just checked, somehow that place is still open? i thought it closed like 9 years ago.
― chicago kevin, Thursday, 19 April 2007 17:49 (seventeen years ago) link

shit keeps closing and reopening.
― jessie monster, Thursday, 19 April 2007 17:49 (seventeen years ago) link

on a semi-related note: 21 days until I am 21.
― jessie monster, Thursday, 19 April 2007 17:50 (seventeen years ago) link

that was always the day i'd target for red sox tickets. they let the bars open early, the redsox game starts at like 11, the game gets out, everyone files into kenmore square and 20 minutes later the leaders come running past. then we'd go over to the commonwealth brewery and get 'faced on their blueberry ale.
― chicago kevin, Thursday, 19 April 2007 17:50 (seventeen years ago) link

i hate lansdowne street. and i heard the space where the rat used to be got bulldozed?!? is the ihop still outside the green line stop?
― chicago kevin, Thursday, 19 April 2007 17:51 (seventeen years ago) link

sweet jesus jessie
― river wolf, Thursday, 19 April 2007 17:52 (seventeen years ago) link

i thought i was the young one, around here
― river wolf, Thursday, 19 April 2007 17:53 (seventeen years ago) link

yeah, I am still reeling from Jessie being 20. y'all are babies.
― horseshoe, Thursday, 19 April 2007 17:53 (seventeen years ago) link

i'm an old man, ha ha ha fuck you kids get off my lawn
― Mr. Que, Thursday, 19 April 2007 17:54 (seventeen years ago) link

i am 26
― river wolf, Thursday, 19 April 2007 17:54 (seventeen years ago) link

i am an adult
― river wolf, Thursday, 19 April 2007 17:54 (seventeen years ago) link

river wolf hi fives
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 19 April 2007 17:55 (seventeen years ago) link

i am an adult of your brand year as well :D
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 19 April 2007 17:55 (seventeen years ago) link

I am 27, so I still get to pull "kids these days" condescension on you, rw.

beartraps and you, the schef
― horseshoe, Thursday, 19 April 2007 17:55 (seventeen years ago) link

i'm sitting here writing a rambling angry letter to the editor of my local paper and waiting for my social security check to come in the mail. and i'm listening to the glen miller orchestra.
― chicago kevin, Thursday, 19 April 2007 17:55 (seventeen years ago) link

fuck you eighties peoples
― mookieproof, Thursday, 19 April 2007 17:55 (seventeen years ago) link

i am 32, but i have some grave issues with maturity.
― kenan, Thursday, 19 April 2007 17:56 (seventeen years ago) link

my prostate is the size of dallas
― Mr. Que, Thursday, 19 April 2007 17:56 (seventeen years ago) link

what is yr model number
― river wolf, Thursday, 19 April 2007 17:56 (seventeen years ago) link

wow jessie congrats on being the only person on this thread younger than me
― ghost rider, Thursday, 19 April 2007 17:57 (seventeen years ago) link

I used to post on ILM more, but the young people just don't seem interested in John Phillip Sousa these days.
― John Justen, Thursday, 19 April 2007 17:57 (seventeen years ago) link

I'm 30 and mostly have life together but I am terrible, TERRIBLE at all financial matters and things requiring filling out forms or filing paperwork.
― Laurel, Thursday, 19 April 2007 17:58 (seventeen years ago) link

my social security number is 27
― Mr. Que, Thursday, 19 April 2007 17:59 (seventeen years ago) link

wait, i sort of had fun doing my taxes this year?
― river wolf, Thursday, 19 April 2007 17:59 (seventeen years ago) link

ugggghhh
― ghost rider, Thursday, 19 April 2007 17:59 (seventeen years ago) link

i saved $400!
― river wolf, Thursday, 19 April 2007 18:00 (seventeen years ago) link

I need a cigarette.
― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Thursday, 19 April 2007 18:00 (seventeen years ago) link

Am I actually the oldest person on this thread?
― John Justen, Thursday, 19 April 2007 18:00 (seventeen years ago) link

me and laurel are polar opposites.
― chicago kevin, Thursday, 19 April 2007 18:01 (seventeen years ago) link

HI I'M 24 AND I LOVE THE KING KHAN & BBQ SHOW
― pretzel walrus, Thursday, 19 April 2007 18:01 (seventeen years ago) link

when's your birthday john?
― chicago kevin, Thursday, 19 April 2007 18:01 (seventeen years ago) link

omg DC kids you remind me of my youth.
― horseshoe, Thursday, 19 April 2007 18:02 (seventeen years ago) link

March 1st.
― John Justen, Thursday, 19 April 2007 18:02 (seventeen years ago) link

oh geez don't you guys start talking about old person shit
― river wolf, Thursday, 19 April 2007 18:04 (seventeen years ago) link

WHEN I HAVE A BOWEL MOVEMENT IT SOUNDS LIKE THIS WHAT ARE YOURS LIKE
― river wolf, Thursday, 19 April 2007 18:04 (seventeen years ago) link

kk/bbq show is AWZ. mark has a new record coming out and khan has a new kk & his shrines record out. they are awesome awesome people.

xpost- what year john?
― chicago kevin, Thursday, 19 April 2007 18:04 (seventeen years ago) link

wait, that's the how do i shot peeing thread
― river wolf, Thursday, 19 April 2007 18:04 (seventeen years ago) link

i haven't had a bm since the korean war river wolf.
― chicago kevin, Thursday, 19 April 2007 18:04 (seventeen years ago) link

Man, I remember bowel movements. They were awesome. The tube's easier though.

xpost 1973
― John Justen, Thursday, 19 April 2007 18:05 (seventeen years ago) link

bummer ;_;
― river wolf, Thursday, 19 April 2007 18:05 (seventeen years ago) link

ok guys stop
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 19 April 2007 18:05 (seventeen years ago) link

i got you beat John Justen!
― Mr. Que, Thursday, 19 April 2007 18:05 (seventeen years ago) link

i love my bag
― Mr. Que, Thursday, 19 April 2007 18:06 (seventeen years ago) link

I was doing mine in dog years.
― John Justen, Thursday, 19 April 2007 18:06 (seventeen years ago) link

guys GIS for "old man pooping" is actually pretty decent
― river wolf, Thursday, 19 April 2007 18:06 (seventeen years ago) link

http://therawchef.blogs.com/photos/uncategorized/elderly_people_1_1.JPG
― river wolf, Thursday, 19 April 2007 18:06 (seventeen years ago) link

i voted for Rutherford B. Hayes.
― Mr. Que, Thursday, 19 April 2007 18:06 (seventeen years ago) link

she is helping him with a bowel movement???
― river wolf, Thursday, 19 April 2007 18:06 (seventeen years ago) link

i love my bag

colostomy bag?
― kenan, Thursday, 19 April 2007 18:07 (seventeen years ago) link

GUYS STOP
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 19 April 2007 18:07 (seventeen years ago) link

kenan why do you always have to point out the obvious
― Mr. Que, Thursday, 19 April 2007 18:07 (seventeen years ago) link

i was asking!
― kenan, Thursday, 19 April 2007 18:08 (seventeen years ago) link

i'm older than john.

CAN'T STOP (the bleeding).
― chicago kevin, Thursday, 19 April 2007 18:08 (seventeen years ago) link

can we talk about achewood for a second?
― river wolf, Thursday, 19 April 2007 18:09 (seventeen years ago) link

http://achewood.com/index.php?date=12042002
― river wolf, Thursday, 19 April 2007 18:11 (seventeen years ago) link

I was trying to look up "Ismail Ax", but I was already in the GIS window and this was one of the pics on the first page:
http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y281/cube47/carvercat.jpg
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Thursday, 19 April 2007 18:12 (seventeen years ago) link

IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Thursday, 19 April 2007 18:12 (seventeen years ago) link

ok that is something
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 19 April 2007 18:14 (seventeen years ago) link

look at that stupid dog's pumpkin
― river wolf, Thursday, 19 April 2007 18:14 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.doubleperfect.com/bison.jpg

I DIED
― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Thursday, 19 April 2007 18:15 (seventeen years ago) link

rip, bro
― river wolf, Thursday, 19 April 2007 18:15 (seventeen years ago) link

For me, it's the safety goggles that complete the composition.

Achewood, yes.
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Thursday, 19 April 2007 18:22 (seventeen years ago) link

oh i am getting so tired now wtf
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 19 April 2007 18:30 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.iloverubberstamps.com/1_cat_dog_tigers/170_coffee-cat_lg.gif
― Mr. Que, Thursday, 19 April 2007 18:32 (seventeen years ago) link

i already had coffee.
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 19 April 2007 18:33 (seventeen years ago) link

have more coffee, that's what i do
― ghost rider, Thursday, 19 April 2007 18:35 (seventeen years ago) link

i just had more coffee
― river wolf, Thursday, 19 April 2007 18:36 (seventeen years ago) link

I am having Peppermint Patties and a glass of milk HEAVEN
― Laurel, Thursday, 19 April 2007 18:36 (seventeen years ago) link

i just finished a baby ruth for lunch.

now i'm going out and having my sole cigarette. i'm really really really gonna wish i had saved it later this afternoon but i need it now.

addiction is not pretty.
― chicago kevin, Thursday, 19 April 2007 18:37 (seventeen years ago) link

in karmic un-revenge for getting wallet-raped by the pizzaman who brought no change to my house with him last night we have had free papa johns brought to us from some other chumpos' meeting

I washed that shit down with a fuckin sprite
― TOMBOT, Thursday, 19 April 2007 18:38 (seventeen years ago) link

guys can't i just go to sleep
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 19 April 2007 18:38 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.smellingthecoffee.com/pics/darth-vader-dog-costume.jpg
― ghost rider, Thursday, 19 April 2007 18:39 (seventeen years ago) link

i love him!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 19 April 2007 18:40 (seventeen years ago) link

i would cross over to the darkside for that dog.
― chicago kevin, Thursday, 19 April 2007 18:41 (seventeen years ago) link

http://pub.tv2.no/multimedia/na/archive/00186/Marty_Feldman_ameri_186080m.jpg
― kenan, Thursday, 19 April 2007 18:43 (seventeen years ago) link

as much as i like marty feldman i wouldn't cross to the darkside for him.
― chicago kevin, Thursday, 19 April 2007 18:43 (seventeen years ago) link

that dog looks more like peter lorre anyway
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 19 April 2007 18:44 (seventeen years ago) link

that dog looks very sage, some wise soul who could probably impart some knowlege to me.
― chicago kevin, Thursday, 19 April 2007 18:46 (seventeen years ago) link

that dog looks like it runs into things when it walks
― river wolf, Thursday, 19 April 2007 18:46 (seventeen years ago) link

that dog could kick your ass in a lightsaber battle
― Mr. Que, Thursday, 19 April 2007 18:46 (seventeen years ago) link

that's because it's drunk, obv river wolf.
― chicago kevin, Thursday, 19 April 2007 18:47 (seventeen years ago) link

dudes ok I'm conflicted

1. does conan on the gun control thread equal awesome? It should, right!
2. but it was referenced by like the biggest creepiest idiot amateur troll in a really stupid way that makes just enough sense to really piss me off at how stupid it all is!
3. God DAMMIT
― TOMBOT, Thursday, 19 April 2007 18:48 (seventeen years ago) link

THE LAMENTATIONS OF THEIR WOMEN
― river wolf, Thursday, 19 April 2007 18:50 (seventeen years ago) link

i have stayed blissfully away from that gun control thread so i can offer you no help tom.
― chicago kevin, Thursday, 19 April 2007 18:50 (seventeen years ago) link

oh shit dudes mint mojito gum = yoga flame for all time
― pretzel walrus, Thursday, 19 April 2007 18:58 (seventeen years ago) link

WAIT THAT IS SOMETHING THAT EXISTS Y/N
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 19 April 2007 18:59 (seventeen years ago) link

fyi guys can you do me a really big favor and not reference the gun control thread at ALL over here from this point forward?
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 19 April 2007 19:00 (seventeen years ago) link

y it does and i am chewing it right now the only way it could be cooler is it it were actually getting me drunk as well
― pretzel walrus, Thursday, 19 April 2007 19:02 (seventeen years ago) link

yup I'm done
we can still talk about the death star though rite
― TOMBOT, Thursday, 19 April 2007 19:02 (seventeen years ago) link

Y I HAD SOME LAST WEK
― river wolf, Thursday, 19 April 2007 19:02 (seventeen years ago) link

that's the new orbit flavor right?
― TOMBOT, Thursday, 19 April 2007 19:02 (seventeen years ago) link

yeah death star rulez
― Mr. Que, Thursday, 19 April 2007 19:02 (seventeen years ago) link

i like it.
― Mr. Que, Thursday, 19 April 2007 19:02 (seventeen years ago) link

yes tom it is
― pretzel walrus, Thursday, 19 April 2007 19:02 (seventeen years ago) link

i still wish i had a bloody mary ;_;
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 19 April 2007 19:05 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.erikstormtrooper.com/da_trash.jpg
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 19 April 2007 19:11 (seventeen years ago) link

fuck yes. ^^^^
― Mr. Que, Thursday, 19 April 2007 19:11 (seventeen years ago) link

let's go get bloody maoz at raku when you get off the job
― TOMBOT, Thursday, 19 April 2007 19:12 (seventeen years ago) link

http://russelldavies.typepad.com/planning/death_star_brainstorming.jpg
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 19 April 2007 19:12 (seventeen years ago) link

hahaha!
― Mr. Que, Thursday, 19 April 2007 19:12 (seventeen years ago) link

tom no we have guests coming over later this evening and goddamnit i want penne alla vodka for dinner. i have to run to grocery store, we can get bloody mary fixins there and maybe try the gin thing pete b is on about all over the bloody mary thread.
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 19 April 2007 19:12 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.mcsweeneys.net/2002/01/10deathstar.html
― kenan, Thursday, 19 April 2007 19:13 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.planetdan.net/pics/misc/costume_deathstar.jpg

tom where is the ye olde death star picture you had?
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 19 April 2007 19:13 (seventeen years ago) link

the only thing I can think of about that trash is that in star wars world they have finally figured out how to make food with zero waste involved, like they just recycle what people don't eat, and there's no dirty grease at the end to be deglazed from the pan and etc. because seriously how do you end up with nothing but a bunch of scrap metal and coarse mulch and dirty soapy water with NOT A SINGLE BIT OF FOOD TRASH? not even a napkin dude. They must keep the laundry and the dishwashers busy as fuck on that battle station
― TOMBOT, Thursday, 19 April 2007 19:14 (seventeen years ago) link

http://bp1.blogger.com/_fYpsA3iAQDU/RfM-VFyIzRI/AAAAAAAAADw/SpeR7sh8gc4/s1600-h/Deathstar.jpg
― TOMBOT, Thursday, 19 April 2007 19:15 (seventeen years ago) link

that in star wars world they have finally figured out how to make food with zero waste involved,

Dude, what are you talking about, the movie takes place in the past, woah dude woah
― Mr. Que, Thursday, 19 April 2007 19:15 (seventeen years ago) link

they composted the organic waste, obv.
― chicago kevin, Thursday, 19 April 2007 19:15 (seventeen years ago) link

http://static.flickr.com/30/61655091_12efe543bd.jpg
^^^ i don't understand this
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 19 April 2007 19:15 (seventeen years ago) link

darth vader is horny and wants one of those stormtroopers to be his leia
― Mr. Que, Thursday, 19 April 2007 19:16 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.tate.org.uk/modern/exhibitions/pierrehuyghe/images/ex_rm1_tm_deathstar.jpg
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 19 April 2007 19:16 (seventeen years ago) link

hey, me neither!
― river wolf, Thursday, 19 April 2007 19:17 (seventeen years ago) link

okay seriously I read half of that mcsweeney's piece before I figured out it was totally stupid
― TOMBOT, Thursday, 19 April 2007 19:17 (seventeen years ago) link

maybe I need the more coffee
― TOMBOT, Thursday, 19 April 2007 19:17 (seventeen years ago) link

ally the chris pontius / steve-o ad was for the mojito gum

bloody mary gum just sounds awful
― elmo argonaut, Thursday, 19 April 2007 19:17 (seventeen years ago) link

yeah kevin that makes sense
― TOMBOT, Thursday, 19 April 2007 19:18 (seventeen years ago) link

I believe the death star mcsweeney's article makes some fair points.
― kenan, Thursday, 19 April 2007 19:18 (seventeen years ago) link

screwdriver gum could be good if it was akin to that gatorade gum (with more kick, of course).
― chicago kevin, Thursday, 19 April 2007 19:19 (seventeen years ago) link

o rly??? i was too intrigued by the ad to notice what it was actually for obviously
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 19 April 2007 19:19 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.coolwatersprods.com/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/.pond/deathstar.jpg.w300h265.jpg
rip ;_;
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 19 April 2007 19:20 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.simpleton.com/img/casino-deathstar.gif
threepio's an asshole, guys
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 19 April 2007 19:21 (seventeen years ago) link

threepio is an uptight queen.
― chicago kevin, Thursday, 19 April 2007 19:21 (seventeen years ago) link

alfred lord threepio
― ghost rider, Thursday, 19 April 2007 19:22 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.acc.umu.se/~zqad/cats/1168382483-116697181987097.b.jpg
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 19 April 2007 19:22 (seventeen years ago) link

the only point in the mcsweeney's article that isn't basically born out of the writers own spurious and unfounded assumptions about the purpose of the trash compactor room is the bit about having one moving wall instead of two
― TOMBOT, Thursday, 19 April 2007 19:22 (seventeen years ago) link

but what about the worm that lives there? Why would he not be squashed?
― kenan, Thursday, 19 April 2007 19:24 (seventeen years ago) link

mcsweeny's is sub-onion sometimes
― elmo argonaut, Thursday, 19 April 2007 19:24 (seventeen years ago) link

actually most of the time
― elmo argonaut, Thursday, 19 April 2007 19:25 (seventeen years ago) link

mcsweeneys used to be a lot better or so it seems.
― Mr. Que, Thursday, 19 April 2007 19:25 (seventeen years ago) link

http://free-rein.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/2007/04/13/image003_2.jpg

WHO WANTS SUSHI
― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Thursday, 19 April 2007 19:25 (seventeen years ago) link

^ NU DO NOT WANT
― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Thursday, 19 April 2007 19:25 (seventeen years ago) link

I WANT SUSHIS
― Mr. Que, Thursday, 19 April 2007 19:25 (seventeen years ago) link

JON WTF
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 19 April 2007 19:26 (seventeen years ago) link

horse sushi
― pretzel walrus, Thursday, 19 April 2007 19:26 (seventeen years ago) link

hahaha WAU
― elmo argonaut, Thursday, 19 April 2007 19:26 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.tuftsobserver.org/comics/20040917/shortz.jpg
^^^^ NOT FUNNY
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 19 April 2007 19:26 (seventeen years ago) link

ok i don't actually want to contribute to that thread anymore, but can anyone figure out what this means:

lol it sure is hilarious how kingfish says the exact same thing as me, but only i am called out for it

-- modestmickey, Thursday, April 19, 2007 3:28 PM (1 minute ago)
― ghost rider, Thursday, 19 April 2007 19:30 (seventeen years ago) link

that picture was breathtaking, jon, kudos
― river wolf, Thursday, 19 April 2007 19:30 (seventeen years ago) link

cut it out: me posting on ilm "man wow did you guys ever notice that punk rock is stupid? also, i have no fucking clue what i'm talking about and i'm probably british" threads
― pretzel walrus, Thursday, 19 April 2007 19:31 (seventeen years ago) link

http://desciclo.pedia.ws/images/5/5d/Tofu.jpg
― elmo argonaut, Thursday, 19 April 2007 19:31 (seventeen years ago) link

uh the worm is not crushed to death because the compactor does not actually compress the trash to a narrower space than the worm can fit in? it's a worm for christ's sake. it probably goes and lines itself up snug against one of the walls when it hears the servo kick in.
― TOMBOT, Thursday, 19 April 2007 19:32 (seventeen years ago) link

omg elmo
― ghost rider, Thursday, 19 April 2007 19:32 (seventeen years ago) link

good work, guys
― river wolf, Thursday, 19 April 2007 19:34 (seventeen years ago) link

wait what kind of worm is it.
― Mr. Que, Thursday, 19 April 2007 19:34 (seventeen years ago) link

omfg what is going on on the vtech thread omfg
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 19 April 2007 19:34 (seventeen years ago) link

http://inkslinger.org/log/logfiles/fistolabelslowqual.jpg
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 19 April 2007 19:34 (seventeen years ago) link

UGH WHY THE FUCK IS ILX FULL OF ASSHOLES TODAY???
― horseshoe, Thursday, 19 April 2007 19:35 (seventeen years ago) link

"TODAY"
― Mr. Que, Thursday, 19 April 2007 19:35 (seventeen years ago) link

TOMBOT, I love you
― horseshoe, Thursday, 19 April 2007 19:35 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.websurdity.com/images/thepetbantha.jpg
― Brent, Thursday, 19 April 2007 19:39 (seventeen years ago) link

i would like a macro that replaces all of mickey and shakey mo and lurker #0808 and nabisco and jaymc's posts with this picture from now on:
http://www.bfeedme.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/12/rachel-ray-q-a-12-8-2006.jpg

is this possible y/n
should i ask stet?
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 19 April 2007 19:40 (seventeen years ago) link

evoo
― mookieproof, Thursday, 19 April 2007 19:42 (seventeen years ago) link

aw man shes so cute

</DO NOT CARE>
― 69, Thursday, 19 April 2007 19:43 (seventeen years ago) link

http://zoom.buycostumes.com/mgen/merchandiser/18886.jpg
― elmo argonaut, Thursday, 19 April 2007 19:43 (seventeen years ago) link

that is a srsly incorrect usage of the "comedy end tag"

beartrap that is a srsly creepy... wookie?
― ghost rider, Thursday, 19 April 2007 19:44 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.wayodd.com/funny-pictures2/funny-pictures-star-wars-bloopers-0RZ.jpg
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 19 April 2007 19:45 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.bloggerheads.com/star_wars/images/star_wars_which_way.jpg
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 19 April 2007 19:45 (seventeen years ago) link

i think we could all benefit from some time on the ANIMALS EATING PEOPLE FOOD thread
― river wolf, Thursday, 19 April 2007 19:48 (seventeen years ago) link

can we make every thread on ILX that thread? also, seriously why doesn't mickey get banned?
― horseshoe, Thursday, 19 April 2007 19:49 (seventeen years ago) link

BECAUSE THE MODERATORS ARE ASSHOLES
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 19 April 2007 19:50 (seventeen years ago) link

for, like, the simple explanation.
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 19 April 2007 19:50 (seventeen years ago) link

in addition to that disgusting thing he said to you on that crazy insane shooting thread, he described orrin hatch going on a "scott seward autism" rant in the gonzalez hearing thread. I know I'm falling into his trap by hating him, but I HATE HIM!
― horseshoe, Thursday, 19 April 2007 19:52 (seventeen years ago) link

oh yeah also the three or four times he's wished death on people plus the racist thread...i mean, honestly, i have no idea!
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 19 April 2007 19:55 (seventeen years ago) link

plus the fact that it is known he is a narc which isn't really great to have on ilm etc etc etc etc etc blah blah blah
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 19 April 2007 19:55 (seventeen years ago) link

i mean i can do nothing but shrug especially when they sit around wetting their pants over jon or marissa.
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 19 April 2007 19:55 (seventeen years ago) link

i hate lansdowne street. and i heard the space where the rat used to be got bulldozed?!? is the ihop still outside the green line stop?

-- chicago kevin, Thursday, 19 April 2007 17:51 (1 hour ago)

Yeah there's a bunch of brand new shit on Lansdowne now. Also that whole area is getting all fancy--the axe of gentrification is COMING FOR SOUTHIE. (I live near Fenway and this is why I know all this, not because I actively spend time on Lansdowne.) Also that IHOP is gone but there is now one in Harvard Square.

woooah that scott seward thing is pretty out of line.
― jessie monster, Thursday, 19 April 2007 19:57 (seventeen years ago) link

Also that IHOP is gone but there is now one in Harvard Square.

that ihop was the nexus for all sorts of illegal activities in the early and mid 90s. i can remember going there with my pop before bosox games as a kid then going there again with friends in high school and college. my older sister's college boyfriend used to work security and back bar at the rathskellar, some of my earliest shows were at the rat. fuck that town, seriously, if i wind up moving back there i will so f'ing disappointed.
― chicago kevin, Thursday, 19 April 2007 19:59 (seventeen years ago) link

god this day is the LONGEST
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 19 April 2007 19:59 (seventeen years ago) link

hey kevin move to portland i think that's where i'm going
― river wolf, Thursday, 19 April 2007 20:00 (seventeen years ago) link

portland is awesome
― Mr. Que, Thursday, 19 April 2007 20:01 (seventeen years ago) link

i keep thinking it's friday, which leads to a moment of hope followed by ten minutes of bitter hate
― kenan, Thursday, 19 April 2007 20:01 (seventeen years ago) link

I KNOW
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 19 April 2007 20:02 (seventeen years ago) link

WTF is up with mickey? That shit on the Virginia thread is ban-worthy, isn't it? People have been banned for less.
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Thursday, 19 April 2007 20:03 (seventeen years ago) link

my goal is UCSD for grad school. Now that I have said that there is no way I'm going. Middle of nowhere and DC are also options. I'm pretty done with the Northeast. :/
― jessie monster, Thursday, 19 April 2007 20:04 (seventeen years ago) link

srsly should I revive the ban mickey mod request thread? I could just quote some of the personal attack stuff?
― horseshoe, Thursday, 19 April 2007 20:04 (seventeen years ago) link

It seems like no one gets banned as long as people seem content to just trade insults :/ Maybe if people made it obvious they are offended?
― jessie monster, Thursday, 19 April 2007 20:06 (seventeen years ago) link

the problem is that they aren't going to listen at all but it is worth a shot.
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 19 April 2007 20:06 (seventeen years ago) link

yeah, portland seems dreamy.
― river wolf, Thursday, 19 April 2007 20:06 (seventeen years ago) link

the fucking racist thread was more than enough, they banned some other regular on ilm for one stupid racist jpeg last night, but they ONLY EVER MODERATE ILM, WHICH IS WHY MARISSA IS BANNED AND NOT RICHARD MICKEYBEEF
― ghost rider, Thursday, 19 April 2007 20:06 (seventeen years ago) link

which is a problem which would be resolved if board-specific admins came back full force... :/
― jessie monster, Thursday, 19 April 2007 20:10 (seventeen years ago) link

hey kevin move to portland i think that's where i'm going

oregon or maine?

i like the climate in oregon better but the people down east are more real. pdx (the last time i was there) was over run with self-conscious hipsters. but i do have a lot of friends there.
― chicago kevin, Thursday, 19 April 2007 20:14 (seventeen years ago) link

so like anyway who wants to come watch bottle rocket tonite i'll bring snacks
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 19 April 2007 20:14 (seventeen years ago) link

oh this is the part where i was in dc.
― kenan, Thursday, 19 April 2007 20:15 (seventeen years ago) link

oh yeah, that part
― ghost rider, Thursday, 19 April 2007 20:16 (seventeen years ago) link

hmmm cryptic
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 19 April 2007 20:16 (seventeen years ago) link

sorry, where i WISH i was in dc
― kenan, Thursday, 19 April 2007 20:17 (seventeen years ago) link

yeah yeah yeah yeah everyone wishes they were in DC yeah yeah yeah
― Mr. Que, Thursday, 19 April 2007 20:17 (seventeen years ago) link

well anyway i will make snacks and we will watch bottle rocket at my house AND MAYBE DRINK BLOODY MARYS. BLOODYS MARY? I DON'T KNOW.
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 19 April 2007 20:18 (seventeen years ago) link

xpost just for bottle rocket and snacks, though. then i will go home.
― kenan, Thursday, 19 April 2007 20:18 (seventeen years ago) link

at least, i will be doing this.
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 19 April 2007 20:18 (seventeen years ago) link

guys I need to upgrade to live 6 and get a mic input
― TOMBOT, Thursday, 19 April 2007 20:19 (seventeen years ago) link

I guess the timing on that is about a week off huh
― TOMBOT, Thursday, 19 April 2007 20:19 (seventeen years ago) link

shit
― TOMBOT, Thursday, 19 April 2007 20:19 (seventeen years ago) link

how about you try having some money first lol
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 19 April 2007 20:19 (seventeen years ago) link

aw man shut up
― TOMBOT, Thursday, 19 April 2007 20:21 (seventeen years ago) link

that ain't fun
― TOMBOT, Thursday, 19 April 2007 20:21 (seventeen years ago) link

I ain't havin fun with you callin me a lol poor person huh why's that
― TOMBOT, Thursday, 19 April 2007 20:21 (seventeen years ago) link

guys today was national high five day and I totally missed out. :(
― jessie monster, Thursday, 19 April 2007 20:21 (seventeen years ago) link

HI FIVES EVERYONE
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 19 April 2007 20:22 (seventeen years ago) link

up high!

http://www.dsng.net/hello/144/970/640/Coconut%252053.jpg
― kenan, Thursday, 19 April 2007 20:23 (seventeen years ago) link

kenan, i have bottle rocket if you want to stop by my local and pick it up tonight.
― chicago kevin, Thursday, 19 April 2007 20:23 (seventeen years ago) link

http://lindisfarne.leute.server.de/highfive_tn.jpg

[Removed Illegal Link] <---badass but too big for posting on ILX
― jessie monster, Thursday, 19 April 2007 20:23 (seventeen years ago) link

oh honestly. IT WAS A BEAR GIVING A HIGH FIVE WHAT IS ILLEGAL ABOUT THAT.
― jessie monster, Thursday, 19 April 2007 20:24 (seventeen years ago) link

kenan, i have bottle rocket if you want to stop by my local and pick it up tonight.

Nah, I'll live. I mostly wanted snacks, anyway.
― kenan, Thursday, 19 April 2007 20:24 (seventeen years ago) link

bears giving hi fives are bad but mickey is ok, i see how it is.
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 19 April 2007 20:24 (seventeen years ago) link

ally if you're doing bloody marys I can bring the serrano vodka
― I DIED, Thursday, 19 April 2007 20:25 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.dsng.net/hello/144/970/640/Coconut%2053.jpg
― kenan, Thursday, 19 April 2007 20:25 (seventeen years ago) link

dude c'mon over then, movie is like 9 but feel free to stop by 8 or 8:30
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 19 April 2007 20:25 (seventeen years ago) link

(also feel free to stop over without the vodka, i mean really that just made it sound like i am accepting bribes)
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 19 April 2007 20:26 (seventeen years ago) link

http://img01.picoodle.com/img/img01/8/4/19/f_crabsm_af90790.jpg
― I DIED, Thursday, 19 April 2007 20:29 (seventeen years ago) link

http://img01.picoodle.com/img/img01/8/4/19/f_douchesm_b6a32e4.jpg
― I DIED, Thursday, 19 April 2007 20:30 (seventeen years ago) link

ok wow yellowshirts.jpg is genuinely creepy
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 19 April 2007 20:30 (seventeen years ago) link

crabs are lol awesome though
― TOMBOT, Thursday, 19 April 2007 20:30 (seventeen years ago) link

yeah I really don't know what's going on with dude's arm or face and why anyone would want to use that picture except for maybe some new burger king mascot.
― I DIED, Thursday, 19 April 2007 20:32 (seventeen years ago) link

he kind of makes me think of the cgi robot in i, robot.
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 19 April 2007 20:33 (seventeen years ago) link

i liked that robot. the nice one. the other ones not so much.
― TOMBOT, Thursday, 19 April 2007 20:38 (seventeen years ago) link

no there were a lot there were ok, they were in storage though.
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 19 April 2007 20:42 (seventeen years ago) link

oh right
― TOMBOT, Thursday, 19 April 2007 20:43 (seventeen years ago) link

those were the apple II robots
― TOMBOT, Thursday, 19 April 2007 20:43 (seventeen years ago) link

and the Mac OS 8.6 robots
― TOMBOT, Thursday, 19 April 2007 20:44 (seventeen years ago) link

they got massacred by the OS X robots
― TOMBOT, Thursday, 19 April 2007 20:44 (seventeen years ago) link

sad story
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 19 April 2007 20:45 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.thecityreview.com/termin2d.jpg
― kenan, Thursday, 19 April 2007 20:46 (seventeen years ago) link

that's windows 2000
― TOMBOT, Thursday, 19 April 2007 20:46 (seventeen years ago) link

he got shot up by 3.1
― TOMBOT, Thursday, 19 April 2007 20:46 (seventeen years ago) link

guys I pulled some images for use in future ILX arguments (a.k.a. threads)

http://img01.picoodle.com/img/img01/8/4/19/f_gocry1m_a7c20f7.jpg
― I DIED, Thursday, 19 April 2007 20:49 (seventeen years ago) link

http://img01.picoodle.com/img/img01/8/4/19/f_gocry3m_dcfcfd3.jpg
― I DIED, Thursday, 19 April 2007 20:49 (seventeen years ago) link

http://img01.picoodle.com/img/img01/8/4/19/f_gocry2m_db4dff0.jpg
― I DIED, Thursday, 19 April 2007 20:50 (seventeen years ago) link

http://img01.picoodle.com/img/img01/8/4/19/f_gocry3m_dcfcfd3.jpg

haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
― ghost rider, Thursday, 19 April 2007 20:50 (seventeen years ago) link

my friend works at getty images and she sends me some pretty wierd shit, i should remember to hand on to those. she sent on yesterday of a dead-faced woman stirring her coffee with a pencil. not sure what that was about.
― chicago kevin, Thursday, 19 April 2007 20:51 (seventeen years ago) link

oh, that was me, Kev.
― horseshoe, Thursday, 19 April 2007 20:52 (seventeen years ago) link

working in the coal mine
― TOMBOT, Thursday, 19 April 2007 20:53 (seventeen years ago) link

no, you're hair is way better.

xpost.
― chicago kevin, Thursday, 19 April 2007 20:53 (seventeen years ago) link

haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

lol NOT IN FRONT OF THE CHILDREN
― kenan, Thursday, 19 April 2007 20:53 (seventeen years ago) link

haha thanks. well, dead-faced woman stirring your coffee with a pencil, I feel you.
― horseshoe, Thursday, 19 April 2007 20:54 (seventeen years ago) link

guys ppl at my work keep saying "create a new bucket" over and over
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 19 April 2007 20:56 (seventeen years ago) link

that's windows 2000

yes! Which makes Vista the stupid girl terminator that nobody wants to see.
― kenan, Thursday, 19 April 2007 20:56 (seventeen years ago) link

that movie was horrid and bad
― TOMBOT, Thursday, 19 April 2007 20:56 (seventeen years ago) link

oh that movie was soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo bad
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 19 April 2007 20:57 (seventeen years ago) link

found it:

http://lh3.google.com/image/kevin.rys/RifXznVNIhI/AAAAAAAAAEQ/_ce9MviHzL8/s800/C%3A%5CDocuments%20and%20Settings%5Cvhahinrysk%5CMy%20Documents%5CMy%20Pictures%5Cstirrer.jpg
― chicago kevin, Thursday, 19 April 2007 20:58 (seventeen years ago) link

xpost vista ain't winning any awards, either
― kenan, Thursday, 19 April 2007 20:58 (seventeen years ago) link

omg TOMBOT I almost forgot about my cell bucket!
― I DIED, Thursday, 19 April 2007 20:59 (seventeen years ago) link

aw, she has pretty hair. but yeah, her face is scary.

beartraps
― horseshoe, Thursday, 19 April 2007 20:59 (seventeen years ago) link

bucket bucket gimme mah bucket
― Mr. Que, Thursday, 19 April 2007 20:59 (seventeen years ago) link

they should have had jason schwartzmann be john connor
― TOMBOT, Thursday, 19 April 2007 20:59 (seventeen years ago) link

argh that picture is really fucking weird. it's like futuristic somehow also.
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 19 April 2007 20:59 (seventeen years ago) link

"please leave a message in mah bucket"
― I DIED, Thursday, 19 April 2007 21:00 (seventeen years ago) link

but yeah, her face is scary.

i'm not scared, but i am definitely getting the impression that she does not care for the likes of me.
― kenan, Thursday, 19 April 2007 21:00 (seventeen years ago) link

http://wizardishungry.com/no/jonhat.jpg
― Mr. Que, Thursday, 19 April 2007 21:01 (seventeen years ago) link

yeah that pic is from the set of aeon flux. beartrap not the one of jon
― TOMBOT, Thursday, 19 April 2007 21:01 (seventeen years ago) link

i am in love with that picture
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 19 April 2007 21:02 (seventeen years ago) link

aeon flux btw 400million x 5000billions times ten times better than terminator 3
or 2 I think, in retrospect
have only seen 1 all the way through once a long time ago
― TOMBOT, Thursday, 19 April 2007 21:03 (seventeen years ago) link

2 still has special effects kick-ass-ness
― kenan, Thursday, 19 April 2007 21:03 (seventeen years ago) link

terminator 2 was pretty much my favorite movie before jurassic park came along

i think, i don't actually remember when either one came out
― river wolf, Thursday, 19 April 2007 21:05 (seventeen years ago) link

guys i saw JP in the theater 8 times
― river wolf, Thursday, 19 April 2007 21:05 (seventeen years ago) link

edward furlong is not a special effect
morphing does not look as cool as the shit in TRON
― TOMBOT, Thursday, 19 April 2007 21:06 (seventeen years ago) link

who wants some more facts
― TOMBOT, Thursday, 19 April 2007 21:06 (seventeen years ago) link

you?

you?!?
― TOMBOT, Thursday, 19 April 2007 21:06 (seventeen years ago) link

i do i do i do
― Mr. Que, Thursday, 19 April 2007 21:06 (seventeen years ago) link

free facts here, ppl
― river wolf, Thursday, 19 April 2007 21:06 (seventeen years ago) link

GIMME FACTS
― Mr. Que, Thursday, 19 April 2007 21:06 (seventeen years ago) link

TOM WE WATCHED TERMINATOR THE FIRST ONE LIKE MAYBE 3 WEEKS AGO, AT MOST, TOGETHER.
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 19 April 2007 21:07 (seventeen years ago) link

I MEAN MAYBE THAT IS YOUR DEFINITION OF A "REALLY LONG TIME AGO", I DON'T KNOW, SOMETIMES IT DOES SEEM THAT WAY BUT STILL.
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 19 April 2007 21:07 (seventeen years ago) link

we didn't finish it though did we? or did I just fall asleep?
― TOMBOT, Thursday, 19 April 2007 21:08 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.blackjackpocket.com/blind2.jpg
― Mr. Que, Thursday, 19 April 2007 21:08 (seventeen years ago) link

that isn't the taj mahal at all
― river wolf, Thursday, 19 April 2007 21:09 (seventeen years ago) link

seriously I remember the parking garage car chase and crash and the cops all show up and arrest them while arnold sneaks away somehow and that's it. pretty sure that was not the end of the film.
― TOMBOT, Thursday, 19 April 2007 21:09 (seventeen years ago) link

i call bullshit
― river wolf, Thursday, 19 April 2007 21:09 (seventeen years ago) link

guys I am going to the taj mahal this summer :D
― horseshoe, Thursday, 19 April 2007 21:09 (seventeen years ago) link

you wouldn't know bullshit if it came up and gave you a job
― TOMBOT, Thursday, 19 April 2007 21:09 (seventeen years ago) link

it better not look like that, though
― horseshoe, Thursday, 19 April 2007 21:09 (seventeen years ago) link

where are the facts. i was promised facts
― Mr. Que, Thursday, 19 April 2007 21:09 (seventeen years ago) link

i saw every bit of it, i don't know where you went. i mean you were sitting right next to me but obviously you were somewhere else in your mind.

beartraps whoa horseshoe that is cool
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 19 April 2007 21:09 (seventeen years ago) link

I know, right? SO EXCITED, YOU GUYS!!
― horseshoe, Thursday, 19 April 2007 21:10 (seventeen years ago) link

dang, if i'm lucky i'll get out to like, montrose harbor or something.
― chicago kevin, Thursday, 19 April 2007 21:11 (seventeen years ago) link

horseshoe are you going to taj mahal india or taj mahal atlantic city or taj mahal duck hunt?
― I DIED, Thursday, 19 April 2007 21:11 (seventeen years ago) link

yeah i am jealous horseshoe

brtrps i need a job, even from bullshit :/
― river wolf, Thursday, 19 April 2007 21:11 (seventeen years ago) link

taj mahal india and other assorted indian locales!
― horseshoe, Thursday, 19 April 2007 21:12 (seventeen years ago) link

horseshoe can we get married so i can go to india with you
― river wolf, Thursday, 19 April 2007 21:12 (seventeen years ago) link

the taj mahal is not made out of people
luigi's hat is green
― TOMBOT, Thursday, 19 April 2007 21:12 (seventeen years ago) link

that's a good start
― Mr. Que, Thursday, 19 April 2007 21:12 (seventeen years ago) link

yes, rw, that sounds excellent!
― horseshoe, Thursday, 19 April 2007 21:13 (seventeen years ago) link

are we having marriages of convenience now?
― Ed, Thursday, 19 April 2007 21:13 (seventeen years ago) link

I have been looking at guidebooks planning out all the FOOD I'm going to eat.
― horseshoe, Thursday, 19 April 2007 21:13 (seventeen years ago) link

let's do this thing

omg yes brtrps
― river wolf, Thursday, 19 April 2007 21:13 (seventeen years ago) link

ableton live 6 offers the ability to import iTunes AAC files - but not from the iTunes Store
― TOMBOT, Thursday, 19 April 2007 21:13 (seventeen years ago) link

edward furlong is not a special effect

no but he is very special
― kenan, Thursday, 19 April 2007 21:14 (seventeen years ago) link

I am quite fond of river wolf, Ed, don't cheapen it.
― horseshoe, Thursday, 19 April 2007 21:14 (seventeen years ago) link

I am about to leave work
― TOMBOT, Thursday, 19 April 2007 21:14 (seventeen years ago) link

that's good i am satisfied with my fact levels. kudos
― Mr. Que, Thursday, 19 April 2007 21:15 (seventeen years ago) link

good work today people
― Mr. Que, Thursday, 19 April 2007 21:15 (seventeen years ago) link

horseshoe is quite fond of river wolf
a river wolf is actually a kind of otter
― TOMBOT, Thursday, 19 April 2007 21:15 (seventeen years ago) link

I have to pee
― TOMBOT, Thursday, 19 April 2007 21:15 (seventeen years ago) link

shucks
― river wolf, Thursday, 19 April 2007 21:15 (seventeen years ago) link

maybe stay away from the lolololol college thread if you want to stay fond of me, horseshoe
― river wolf, Thursday, 19 April 2007 21:16 (seventeen years ago) link

You sucker, you know she's going to look, you're just stacking the deck.
― Laurel, Thursday, 19 April 2007 21:17 (seventeen years ago) link

I just feel that if my montanan bro can be married off in the space of one band rehearsal, so should I, and I come with complimentary right to live and work in the EU, gender immaterial (in the eyes of the law).
― Ed, Thursday, 19 April 2007 21:17 (seventeen years ago) link

i'm in love with every single picture on that thread, river wolf.
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 19 April 2007 21:17 (seventeen years ago) link

haha too late rw and I stand by my assessment that that thread is adorable.
― horseshoe, Thursday, 19 April 2007 21:18 (seventeen years ago) link

I would marry all these boys and take them to India.
― horseshoe, Thursday, 19 April 2007 21:19 (seventeen years ago) link

well if that is the case i would like to purchase one (1) ticket to india as well and come along.
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 19 April 2007 21:19 (seventeen years ago) link

oh, we are already married, Ally, you're coming, too!
― horseshoe, Thursday, 19 April 2007 21:20 (seventeen years ago) link

I come with complimentary right to live and work in the EU, gender immaterial (in the eyes of the law).

ME TOO, SNAP
― river wolf, Thursday, 19 April 2007 21:20 (seventeen years ago) link

i am this close to reposting riverwolfrifleman.jpg to the gun control thread
― ghost rider, Thursday, 19 April 2007 21:21 (seventeen years ago) link

haha
― river wolf, Thursday, 19 April 2007 21:22 (seventeen years ago) link

oh hoooooray i am going to india!
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 19 April 2007 21:25 (seventeen years ago) link

best honeymoon ever!
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 19 April 2007 21:25 (seventeen years ago) link

A caption that said "lurker #2711 - age 15" would probably complete the meltdown. Then we all go to the sandbox and don't let anyone else in.

xxpost
― John Justen, Thursday, 19 April 2007 21:25 (seventeen years ago) link

i can't wait to go to india
― river wolf, Thursday, 19 April 2007 21:26 (seventeen years ago) link

oh man now I want naan&beyond
― I DIED, Thursday, 19 April 2007 21:26 (seventeen years ago) link

hahahahahha john justen 8080
― ghost rider, Thursday, 19 April 2007 21:26 (seventeen years ago) link

Who wants to go to......guys, I don't really want to go anywhere. I just wan to like my life in New York more.
― Laurel, Thursday, 19 April 2007 21:27 (seventeen years ago) link

I don't like travel that much. The beach, who wants to go to the beach??
― Laurel, Thursday, 19 April 2007 21:28 (seventeen years ago) link

wow, you know, for a cabinet level department of the government it's amazing that we are so fucked up that we are actually tracking and measuring a backlog not in numbers but in INCHES.

absolutely mindboggling.
― chicago kevin, Thursday, 19 April 2007 21:28 (seventeen years ago) link

not liking my life in Chicago is 3/4 of the impetus for the India trip, Laurel. you should come!
― horseshoe, Thursday, 19 April 2007 21:28 (seventeen years ago) link

fuck, i want to go to the beach.
― chicago kevin, Thursday, 19 April 2007 21:28 (seventeen years ago) link

i will go to ANY beach and everyone who knows me knows this fact.
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 19 April 2007 21:28 (seventeen years ago) link

vegas & NY next month for me!
― I DIED, Thursday, 19 April 2007 21:28 (seventeen years ago) link

my last trip to the beach:

http://lh4.google.com/image/kevin.rys/RifSV3VNIeI/AAAAAAAAADg/_Uh-Ys1_2-A/s144/C%3A%5CDocuments%20and%20Settings%5Cvhahinrysk%5CMy%20Documents%5CMy%20Pictures%5Ccyclone.jpg
― chicago kevin, Thursday, 19 April 2007 21:29 (seventeen years ago) link

With big, hungry tigers table manners have no place
(Dear dear dear no, dear dear dear no, dear dear oh dear no)
After they have eaten you they never say their grace
(Dear dear dear no, dear dear dear no, dear dear oh dear no)

Hunting tigers can be ripping fun
Like three blind mice, see the hunters run

Hunting tigers out in India
Out in, out in, out in India (yuh)

You all know how beastly tigers are
Out in, out in, out in India

They bite
They scratch
They make an awful fuss
It's no use stroking them and saying "puss puss puss"
Oh
Hunting tigers out in India
Out in, out in, out in India (yuh)

(instrumental)

They bite
They scratch
They make an awful fuss
It's no use stroking them and saying "puss puss puss"
Oh
Hunting tigers out in India
Out in, out in, out in India (yuh)

Spoken: “I say, Joe (?), it’s jolly frightening out there.”
“Nonsense, dear boy, you should be like me.”
“But look at you! You’re shaking all over!”
“Shaking? You silly goose, I’m just doing the watusi, that’s all.”

Tigers don’t go out on rainy nights
They’ve no need to whet their appetites
Hunting tigers out in India
Out in, out in, out in India (yuh)

How many tigers can you find with forks and serviettes?
(Dear dear dear no, dear dear dear no, dear dear oh dear no)
Don’t care in what part of you they fix their fretwork sets
(Dear dear dear no, dear dear dear no, dear dear oh dear no)

Hunting tigers can be ripping fun
Like three blind mice, see the hunters run

Hunting tigers out in India
Out in, out in, out in India (yuh)
Hunting tigers out in India
Out in, out in, out in India (yuh!)
― Ed, Thursday, 19 April 2007 21:29 (seventeen years ago) link

Can I get Marlboro Lights and cold Budweiser in India, Horse? I'm not feeling very tolerant/flexible this week/lifetime.
― Laurel, Thursday, 19 April 2007 21:29 (seventeen years ago) link

it snowed here today, just when things were looking up
― river wolf, Thursday, 19 April 2007 21:29 (seventeen years ago) link

no but you can get bidis and, like, kingfisher
― river wolf, Thursday, 19 April 2007 21:30 (seventeen years ago) link

er, let's try this one:

http://lh4.google.com/image/kevin.rys/RifSV3VNIeI/AAAAAAAAADg/_Uh-Ys1_2-A/s800/C%3A%5CDocuments%20and%20Settings%5Cvhahinrysk%5CMy%20Documents%5CMy%20Pictures%5Ccyclone.jpg
― chicago kevin, Thursday, 19 April 2007 21:30 (seventeen years ago) link

i am not big on beaches as a rule, but there are tropical places i could hang in, i'm sure.

I like mountains.
― kenan, Thursday, 19 April 2007 21:30 (seventeen years ago) link

Hmm, Evan. You make a good case.

Kevin, tell Mal all those pictures look great! See, I said you'd be glad she took 'em. ;)
― Laurel, Thursday, 19 April 2007 21:30 (seventeen years ago) link

you know, the booze in India can leave something to be desired, honestly. the thing I'm worried about is that there's mostly only instant coffee. whenever I go there I'm always spacey for, like, two weeks adjusting to diminished caffeine.

xpost aw, Kevin, that's a great picture. you look happy.
― horseshoe, Thursday, 19 April 2007 21:31 (seventeen years ago) link

note: driking budweiser in those photos.

xp- yeah, i told her.
― chicago kevin, Thursday, 19 April 2007 21:31 (seventeen years ago) link

horsehoe i was happy. i had the best time at coney island, seriously.
― chicago kevin, Thursday, 19 April 2007 21:31 (seventeen years ago) link

horseSHOE, sorry.
― chicago kevin, Thursday, 19 April 2007 21:32 (seventeen years ago) link

HAHAHA
― I DIED, Thursday, 19 April 2007 21:32 (seventeen years ago) link

also, it helps that we kept drinking beer to ward off the chill of a 42 degree day and 25 m.p.h. winds.
― chicago kevin, Thursday, 19 April 2007 21:32 (seventeen years ago) link

I've always wanted to go to Coney Island! Grew up on LI, lived in NYC, and yet I've never been. I'm going to have to change that. Soon.
― ENBB, Thursday, 19 April 2007 21:33 (seventeen years ago) link

where on LI?
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 19 April 2007 21:34 (seventeen years ago) link

South shore of suffolk county - Bayport.
― ENBB, Thursday, 19 April 2007 21:35 (seventeen years ago) link

i wanna go back this summer, we (my friend kevin in that pic and his girlfriend mallory who was taking the pics) were trying to imagine how much better it could possibly be because we were having an awesome time in the cold and the rain.
― chicago kevin, Thursday, 19 April 2007 21:35 (seventeen years ago) link

woody allen grew up in that little stand underneath the roller coaster, you know.
― horseshoe, Thursday, 19 April 2007 21:35 (seventeen years ago) link

Can I get Marlboro Lights and cold Budweiser in India, Horse? I'm not feeling very tolerant/flexible this week/lifetime.

Bidis and kingfisher
― Ed, Thursday, 19 April 2007 21:36 (seventeen years ago) link

oh ok, my uncle lived(lives?) in patchogue actually. my family was up north when we were there though, miller place. that's why i asked, sorry!
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 19 April 2007 21:36 (seventeen years ago) link

quit biting my style, ED
― river wolf, Thursday, 19 April 2007 21:37 (seventeen years ago) link

you have a wife, what more do you want.
― Ed, Thursday, 19 April 2007 21:38 (seventeen years ago) link

Patchogue is basically right next door to Bayport. I know it well. I went to HS with a couple girls from Miller Place. Don't worry about asking - talking about the tropical paradise that is long island always makes me smile.
― ENBB, Thursday, 19 April 2007 21:39 (seventeen years ago) link

i haven't been back there in ages! i guess when i went to my uncle's funeral, the wake was in farmingdale and that was about two or three years ago now.
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 19 April 2007 21:41 (seventeen years ago) link

I NEED A CIGARETTEE
― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Thursday, 19 April 2007 21:43 (seventeen years ago) link

otm
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 19 April 2007 21:46 (seventeen years ago) link

I'm having one right now!
― ENBB, Thursday, 19 April 2007 21:47 (seventeen years ago) link

along with a gin and tonic
― ENBB, Thursday, 19 April 2007 21:47 (seventeen years ago) link

I need the brannvin that I am going to drink right now.
― Ed, Thursday, 19 April 2007 21:47 (seventeen years ago) link

i'm having one too!
― ghost rider, Thursday, 19 April 2007 21:47 (seventeen years ago) link

gin and tonic 8080
― horseshoe, Thursday, 19 April 2007 21:47 (seventeen years ago) link

whoah wait why am i at the library???
― river wolf, Thursday, 19 April 2007 21:48 (seventeen years ago) link

hahahaha ok that post
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 19 April 2007 21:48 (seventeen years ago) link

I love it when vodka is so cold it become syrupy and viscous.
― Ed, Thursday, 19 April 2007 21:50 (seventeen years ago) link

Guys

look, it's the band
― HI DERE, Thursday, 19 April 2007 21:51 (seventeen years ago) link

Oh frozen vodka pours like silk.
― Laurel, Thursday, 19 April 2007 21:52 (seventeen years ago) link

By all that is secular, the pub downstairs have got a bad band in tonight.
― Ed, Thursday, 19 April 2007 21:54 (seventeen years ago) link

i just found a fairly rich vein of college pix
― river wolf, Thursday, 19 April 2007 23:06 (seventeen years ago) link

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/177/465543316_2b41fde57d.jpg?v=0

l-r: an empty pitcher of beer, the guy that just drank it
― river wolf, Thursday, 19 April 2007 23:13 (seventeen years ago) link

i normally wear shirts, i am not an australian :-/
― river wolf, Thursday, 19 April 2007 23:13 (seventeen years ago) link

i am going out for cigarettes and gin right now.
― chicago kevin, Thursday, 19 April 2007 23:16 (seventeen years ago) link

holy shit that picture rules
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 19 April 2007 23:17 (seventeen years ago) link

:D

those were some fun times
― river wolf, Thursday, 19 April 2007 23:19 (seventeen years ago) link

how to cook everything is a pretty good reference book
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 19 April 2007 23:31 (seventeen years ago) link

you don't have to tell me twice
― river wolf, Friday, 20 April 2007 00:23 (seventeen years ago) link

i mean, schef dollarstore
― river wolf, Friday, 20 April 2007 00:30 (seventeen years ago) link

HEY DUDES I'M HOME DRINKING A BEER, MICKEY IS BANNED FOR THREE DAYS, AND SUDDENLY EVERYTHING IS COMING UP BLOOD ROSES.

YEAH!
― John Justen, Friday, 20 April 2007 01:20 (seventeen years ago) link

wow, blood roses!

Last night I was at work until 12:45 AM.

Tonight I am home, drinking SCOTCH!

Thursday >>>>>> Wednesday
― HI DERE, Friday, 20 April 2007 01:30 (seventeen years ago) link

(ps: SCOTCH!)
― HI DERE, Friday, 20 April 2007 01:32 (seventeen years ago) link

BBQ SNAP
― river wolf, Friday, 20 April 2007 01:45 (seventeen years ago) link

handy
― mookieproof, Friday, 20 April 2007 01:56 (seventeen years ago) link

7 layer burrito still unaccounted for.
― John Justen, Friday, 20 April 2007 02:14 (seventeen years ago) link

GIS for blood roses just reminded me that it's a tori amos song (uh), but also led me to this image:

http://www.herbleonhard.com/Tori/Caught-A-Lite-Sneeze.jpg

which makes it all ok.
― John Justen, Friday, 20 April 2007 02:16 (seventeen years ago) link

Oops, wrong one (although that is undeniably, well, something). Here we go:

http://www.herbleonhard.com/Tori/blroses2.jpg
― John Justen, Friday, 20 April 2007 02:18 (seventeen years ago) link

Tori should install some new locks.
― John Justen, Friday, 20 April 2007 02:18 (seventeen years ago) link

Dude. Why did you go back to the gun thread?

More to the point, why did I go back to the gun thread?
― HI DERE, Friday, 20 April 2007 02:24 (seventeen years ago) link

Is Tori Amos into cockfighting?
― milo z, Friday, 20 April 2007 02:26 (seventeen years ago) link

Actually, I just thought it would be funny.
― John Justen, Friday, 20 April 2007 02:30 (seventeen years ago) link

from xmas 2005 to spring of 2006 i went on a big johnnie walker kick until i remembered scotch was my mom's drink of choice. that kind of soured the taste for me.

having said that, my friends are the best friends in the world. seriously.
― chicago kevin, Friday, 20 April 2007 05:03 (seventeen years ago) link

8080 :D
― ghost rider, Friday, 20 April 2007 05:37 (seventeen years ago) link

I MADE THIS SO WE COULD ALL GET THROUGH THESE TROUBLING TIMES:

http://a390.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/14/l_32432cf98992edea1238021984abce85.jpg
― John Justen, Friday, 20 April 2007 05:46 (seventeen years ago) link

ALSO:

http://a455.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/29/l_d478fae298eaa7e9984a0710ce08bc0e.jpg
― John Justen, Friday, 20 April 2007 06:20 (seventeen years ago) link

Yeah, I should probably go to sleep now.
― John Justen, Friday, 20 April 2007 06:21 (seventeen years ago) link

Sorry, one more.

http://a643.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/58/l_da4a74ab8d0346a4347829236b662d4a.jpg
― John Justen, Friday, 20 April 2007 06:34 (seventeen years ago) link

god bless
― river wolf, Friday, 20 April 2007 07:35 (seventeen years ago) link

John Justen: Gentlteman, Scholar and Total Bro
― HI DERE, Friday, 20 April 2007 12:09 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.kscakes.com/LolCats/LolCatRenderer.aspx?top=BLOOD+FUCKING+DIAMONDS+BROS&bottom=BLOOD+FUCKING+DIAMONDS&size=30&imagename=PLEESEKITTAH.jpg&front=%23ffffff&back=%23000000&fontfamily=Impact&dropshadow=False&outline=True&bold=False&underline=False&italic=False&imagesize=default&topalign=Left&bottomalign=Right
― Mr. Que, Friday, 20 April 2007 12:24 (seventeen years ago) link

ok, yaaaaaow? is perfect
― ghost rider, Friday, 20 April 2007 13:06 (seventeen years ago) link

fat pets 4 life
― I DIED, Friday, 20 April 2007 13:10 (seventeen years ago) link

[Removed Illegal Image]
― Ed, Friday, 20 April 2007 13:15 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.kscakes.com/LolCats/Uploads/Saved/drinkin-island-is-inside-each-of-us-my-son.jpg
― Ed, Friday, 20 April 2007 13:16 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.landmarkfilms.com/images/prodpics/fat.jpg
― ghost rider, Friday, 20 April 2007 13:33 (seventeen years ago) link

I love you all. </Ned>
― HI DERE, Friday, 20 April 2007 14:05 (seventeen years ago) link

that's not archie
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 20 April 2007 14:06 (seventeen years ago) link

http://a643.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/58/l_da4a74ab8d0346a4347829236b662d4a.jpg
― ghost rider, Friday, 20 April 2007 14:14 (seventeen years ago) link

i basically just want to repost that as many times as possible
― ghost rider, Friday, 20 April 2007 14:15 (seventeen years ago) link

i love that
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 20 April 2007 14:15 (seventeen years ago) link

8080 blood diamond kitten
― elmo argonaut, Friday, 20 April 2007 14:18 (seventeen years ago) link

kitten is quality
― pretzel walrus, Friday, 20 April 2007 14:19 (seventeen years ago) link

chicago is beating us in obnoxiousness, we should have three active threads on new answers
― ghost rider, Friday, 20 April 2007 14:21 (seventeen years ago) link

maybe we should have an actual new thread though, seeing as how this one has about seven million responses and is pretty much impossible to keep up with if you can't check it every three seconds
― pretzel walrus, Friday, 20 April 2007 14:23 (seventeen years ago) link

seconded
― Mr. Que, Friday, 20 April 2007 14:24 (seventeen years ago) link

chicago is beating us in obnoxiousness, we should have three active threads on new answers

dude that's not a title you want.
― chicago kevin, Friday, 20 April 2007 14:25 (seventeen years ago) link

also that "centre" thing really sticks in my craw
― pretzel walrus, Friday, 20 April 2007 14:26 (seventeen years ago) link

THIS IS OUR COUNTRY
― pretzel walrus, Friday, 20 April 2007 14:26 (seventeen years ago) link

ok ok so then start a new thread, dudes. no one is stopping you!
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 20 April 2007 14:26 (seventeen years ago) link

then why u spelling like a britishes, ZR
― Mr. Que, Friday, 20 April 2007 14:26 (seventeen years ago) link

pretzel walrus what's the likelihood of you bro-ing down in chicago in august? and when is quincie coming here again? this month? may?
― chicago kevin, Friday, 20 April 2007 14:28 (seventeen years ago) link

she'll be there next weekend
― Mr. Que, Friday, 20 April 2007 14:28 (seventeen years ago) link

THIS IS OUR COUNTRY

Your country, OUR LANGUAGE, thieving scunners.
― Ed, Friday, 20 April 2007 14:28 (seventeen years ago) link

she will show you all how to take a phone in the mouth
― Mr. Que, Friday, 20 April 2007 14:28 (seventeen years ago) link

hott
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 20 April 2007 14:29 (seventeen years ago) link

tori amos fans are children of a lesser god
― kenan, Friday, 20 April 2007 14:36 (seventeen years ago) link

dear everyone,

please click on the crab goalkeeper thread and watch the trailer. thank you.
― Mr. Que, Friday, 20 April 2007 14:39 (seventeen years ago) link

[Removed Illegal Link]
― pretzel walrus, Friday, 20 April 2007 14:41 (seventeen years ago) link

lolz

NEW THREAD HERE: http://www.ilxor.com/ILX/ThreadSelectedControllerServlet?boardid=40&threadid=53303#unread
― pretzel walrus, Friday, 20 April 2007 14:41 (seventeen years ago) link

Black People Be Bondin' On Chartered Transportation: DC i
― HI DERE, Friday, 20 April 2007 14:41 (seventeen years ago) link

oh fuck, i have made us into Chicago
― HI DERE, Friday, 20 April 2007 14:42 (seventeen years ago) link

hahahaha
― Mr. Que, Friday, 20 April 2007 14:43 (seventeen years ago) link

really, though, this is the best thread.
― ghost rider, Friday, 20 April 2007 15:00 (seventeen years ago) link

i'll never forget this thread, it is a classic
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 20 April 2007 15:10 (seventeen years ago) link

we are so awesome
― Mr. Que, Friday, 20 April 2007 15:11 (seventeen years ago) link

i can't remember any other DC thread titles
― Mr. Que, Friday, 20 April 2007 15:12 (seventeen years ago) link

http://images.chron.com/apps/comics/images/2007/4/20/For_Better_Or_Worse.590.g.gif
― 69, Friday, 20 April 2007 15:13 (seventeen years ago) link

ten years pass...
TS: junkies vs alcoholics
― zlstrz (calstars), Wednesday, 14 March 2018 00:15 (six years ago) link

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