old to semi-old celebrities you would travel back in time to have lots of sex with.

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Kate Bush for me.
YouTube the vid for "Babooshka".
You might agree.

Then YouTube the vid for "King of the Mountain" you will agree about time travel.

Lukewarm Watery G. Tornado Still Rules at Doom (The GZeus), Monday, 29 January 2007 19:40 (seventeen years ago) link

Mary Magdalene

Thumpy Screamy (kenan), Monday, 29 January 2007 19:42 (seventeen years ago) link

Elanor Roosevelt

Thumpy Screamy (kenan), Monday, 29 January 2007 19:42 (seventeen years ago) link

Eva Braun

Thumpy Screamy (kenan), Monday, 29 January 2007 19:43 (seventeen years ago) link

debbie harry, obv

wogan lenin (dog latin), Monday, 29 January 2007 19:43 (seventeen years ago) link

donald sutherland

Ms Misery (MissMiseryTX), Monday, 29 January 2007 19:44 (seventeen years ago) link

Faye Dunaway.

chap (chap), Monday, 29 January 2007 19:45 (seventeen years ago) link

Dakota Fanning

Thumpy Screamy (kenan), Monday, 29 January 2007 19:45 (seventeen years ago) link

Robert Deniro, circa Taxi Driver

elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Monday, 29 January 2007 19:46 (seventeen years ago) link

I just spit coffee out my nose, on my keyboard. Thanks guys.

Fleischhutliebe! like a warm, furry meatloaf (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Monday, 29 January 2007 19:51 (seventeen years ago) link

Don't let FB fool you; he does that as a matter of routine.

Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Monday, 29 January 2007 19:55 (seventeen years ago) link

Also, Harrison Ford, obv.

Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Monday, 29 January 2007 19:55 (seventeen years ago) link

But you don't have to travel back in time to "do" Kate Bush OR Debbie Harry!
I don't think I understand the question. Are we traveling back in time to "do" the younger version of the celebrity? If so, I don't approve of this time travelling.
However, if we are travelling back in time to have lots of sex with REALLLY old celebrities, or even dead ones, then I would do....all of the Cartwrights from Bonanza. And probably the entire cast of Big Valley as well.

aimurchie (aimurchie), Monday, 29 January 2007 19:56 (seventeen years ago) link

CHRISTOPHER LEE, DUH.

see also: catherine deneuve, any number of '30s hollywood lesbos, harrison ford seconded

AND MOST IMPORTANTLY, THIS GUY:
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/7/11404534_394b01f61a_m.jpg

Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Monday, 29 January 2007 19:59 (seventeen years ago) link

def. James Dean circa Giant (which, uh, I guess is just James Dean period.)

Ms Misery (MissMiseryTX), Monday, 29 January 2007 19:59 (seventeen years ago) link

OK, I'm going to be really obviouse here, but Liz Taylor and Audrey Hepburn.

Fleischhutliebe! like a warm, furry meatloaf (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Monday, 29 January 2007 19:59 (seventeen years ago) link

Is that from the last episode of the Prisoner, jessie?

Dan Selzer (Dan Selzer), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:01 (seventeen years ago) link

woah. obvious. less so: maria falconetti. those eyes!

Fleischhutliebe! like a warm, furry meatloaf (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:02 (seventeen years ago) link

Jane Fonda, 1968.

God Bows to Meth (noodle vague), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:03 (seventeen years ago) link

I suppose no one will approve, but possibly also Cary Grant.

I have a friend who has a thing for Dirk Bogarde, but that attraction is lost on me totally.

Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:04 (seventeen years ago) link

Claudette Colbert, 1930-4

milo z (mlp), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:05 (seventeen years ago) link

obvious choice
http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/adc/10102276A~Jane-Fonda-Barbarella-Posters.jpg
&
oh man...
http://dvdtoile.com/ARTISTES/0/975.jpg

now where's this god damn time machine?

not-goodwin (not-goodwin), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:05 (seventeen years ago) link

Mia Farrow, late 1960s.

jaymc (jaymc), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:06 (seventeen years ago) link

Catherine the Great.

Diana Rigg c. 1965

God Bows to Meth (noodle vague), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:06 (seventeen years ago) link

Capucine
Marie Marie Laforêt
Anne Brochet
Kay Francis

M. White (Miguelito), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:06 (seventeen years ago) link

Dana Delaney circa China Beach

milo z (mlp), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:07 (seventeen years ago) link

The "Virgin" Mary lol amirite?

God Bows to Meth (noodle vague), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:08 (seventeen years ago) link

Beatrice Dalle, 1986 (Betty Blue)
Nastassja Kinski, 1984 (Paris, Texas)

StanM (StanM), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:08 (seventeen years ago) link

Elizabeth Short

milo z (mlp), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:10 (seventeen years ago) link

francoise hardy

roger goodell (gear), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:10 (seventeen years ago) link

Chantal Goya, Anna Karina, Jean Seberg

milo z (mlp), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:11 (seventeen years ago) link

Bambi and Thumper in Diamonds Are Forever.

God Bows to Meth (noodle vague), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:12 (seventeen years ago) link

Diane Keaton in Reds

milo z (mlp), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:13 (seventeen years ago) link

Jean Seberg OTM

Fleischhutliebe! like a warm, furry meatloaf (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:14 (seventeen years ago) link

Why would no one approve of Cary Grant? He's only, like, the greatest ever.

Thumpy Screamy (kenan), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:15 (seventeen years ago) link

Eddra Gale. amirite

Fleischhutliebe! like a warm, furry meatloaf (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:17 (seventeen years ago) link

I agree with that re: Cary Grant - but I've run into a few people who thought I was nuts. (ha, maybe they were the crazy ones!)

Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:18 (seventeen years ago) link

Also, I had a huge crush on Christopher Reeve when I was in grade school, so him.

Oh! And Tristan Rogers (actually, he's still pretty awesome for a guy who is most famous for being on a soap opera).

Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:19 (seventeen years ago) link

Vivien Leigh
Hedy Lamarr
Dominique Sanda (c. The Conformist)
Stefania Sandrelli (c. The Conformist)

RRROWR.

Jay Vee's Return (Manon_69), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:22 (seventeen years ago) link

Cary Grant = ORANGE

UART variations (ex machina), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:23 (seventeen years ago) link

orange you glad I didn't say lou grant

Fleischhutliebe! like a warm, furry meatloaf (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:30 (seventeen years ago) link

Tristan Rogers! My brain just exploded! 'The Ice Princess"! I truly have not thought about Mr. T. Rogers for, like, twenty five years. (So dreamy in the GH days!)

aimurchie (aimurchie), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:30 (seventeen years ago) link

I doubt he was orange in person... but I'd be willing to find out. That's all I'm saying!

(uhhhh... xpost)

Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:30 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.kshs.org/cool3/graphics/asnersm.jpg

Thumpy Screamy (kenan), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:32 (seventeen years ago) link

mary tyler moore on 'the dick van dyke show'

roger goodell (gear), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:34 (seventeen years ago) link

michelle reis in 'fallen angels'

roger goodell (gear), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:34 (seventeen years ago) link

barbara stanwyck

http://xoomer.alice.it/louisebrooks/files/stanwyck.jpg

lk (lawrence kansas), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:36 (seventeen years ago) link

An aspiring Julie Delpy, just out of la conservatoire?

Eazy (Eazy), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:36 (seventeen years ago) link

Julie Delpy ain't old.

milo z (mlp), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:37 (seventeen years ago) link

can i use this time machine to unread kenan's posts?

m@p (plosive), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:39 (seventeen years ago) link

Having just rewatched Before Sunset the other night, I'd do the mid-30s Delpy as well.

jaymc (jaymc), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:39 (seventeen years ago) link

I would like to take this opportunity to once again mention Grace Kelly.

http://www.geocities.com/gracekelly102/grace_kelly_1_.jpg

That is all.

Thumpy Screamy (kenan), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:39 (seventeen years ago) link

in Rear Window, the best girlfiend ever.

milo z (mlp), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:42 (seventeen years ago) link

But the stubborn bastard just can't see it!

Thumpy Screamy (kenan), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:43 (seventeen years ago) link

Is that from the last episode of the Prisoner, jessie?

-- Dan Selzer (danselze...) (webmail), January 29th, 2007 3:01 PM. (Dan Selzer) (later) (link)

Yeeeesss....he is king of all babes. MMM SIDEBURNS COME TO ME.

Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:43 (seventeen years ago) link

Ricki Lake circa hairspray.

Fleischhutliebe! like a warm, furry meatloaf (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:44 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.christusrex.org/www1/sistine/4-Det2.jpg

DavidM* (unreal), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:46 (seventeen years ago) link

http://jpetrie.myweb.uga.edu/rand3.gif

milo z (mlp), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:48 (seventeen years ago) link

Claudia Cardinale
Ann-Margaret

kingfish moose tracks (kingfish 2.0), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:48 (seventeen years ago) link

Errol Flynn
Joe Orton
Harry Belafonte

Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Monday, 29 January 2007 21:12 (seventeen years ago) link

I would like a threesome with Elizabeth Montgomery as Samantha and Elizabeth Montgomery as Serena, please.

If it were to turn into a foursome with Barbara Eden as Jeannie, I wouldn't argue.

do i have to draw you a diaphragm (Rock Hardy), Monday, 29 January 2007 21:20 (seventeen years ago) link

http://silentladies.com/Brooks/images/Brooks080.jpg

^the only possible candidate.

Pashmina (Pashmina), Monday, 29 January 2007 21:28 (seventeen years ago) link

errol flynn OTMFM
grapes of wrath era henry fonda

plan b: videodrome (fauxhemian), Monday, 29 January 2007 21:29 (seventeen years ago) link

http://007.bond.free.fr/images/Girls/ursula-andress2.jpg

Pashmina has a great point. Plus, there's every chance she actually would have hopped in the sack with you.

M. White (Miguelito), Monday, 29 January 2007 21:30 (seventeen years ago) link

Siouxsie Sioux.

http://www.popartuk.com/g/l/lgart030.jpg

I love her.

Curt1s St3ph3ns, Monday, 29 January 2007 21:31 (seventeen years ago) link

basically any female star in busby berkeley musicals

t0dd swiss (immobilisme), Monday, 29 January 2007 21:40 (seventeen years ago) link

Rex Harrison!

patita (patita), Monday, 29 January 2007 21:44 (seventeen years ago) link

Jacqueline Bisset
Diane Keaton

in Rear Window, the best girlfiend ever.

OTM

vita susicivus (blueski), Monday, 29 January 2007 21:50 (seventeen years ago) link

but do i dare say Mary Poppins?

vita susicivus (blueski), Monday, 29 January 2007 21:52 (seventeen years ago) link

in Rear Window, the best girlfiend ever.

Spot the deliberate mistake.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 29 January 2007 21:53 (seventeen years ago) link

LAUREN BACALL!

Candy: tastes like chicken, if chicken was a candy. (Austin, Still), Monday, 29 January 2007 21:53 (seventeen years ago) link

http://classicmoviefavorites.com/harlow/nude03.jpg

M. White (Miguelito), Monday, 29 January 2007 22:02 (seventeen years ago) link

Some good choices and I'll add Anita Ekberg.

Sundar (sundar), Monday, 29 January 2007 22:03 (seventeen years ago) link

Kate Bush doesn't look like she's aged badly at all in the "King of the Mountain" video BTW.

Sundar (sundar), Monday, 29 January 2007 22:29 (seventeen years ago) link

Felicity Kendall, innit?

scotstvo (scotstvo), Monday, 29 January 2007 22:34 (seventeen years ago) link

katy hill circa 1997

to scour or to pop? (Haberdager), Monday, 29 January 2007 22:36 (seventeen years ago) link

ha, is she even 30 yet?

vita susicivus (blueski), Monday, 29 January 2007 22:37 (seventeen years ago) link

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/f/fd/Ike_tina.jpg/230px-Ike_tina.jpg

The one on the left.

Je4nn3 Fuhfuh (Je4nne Fury), Monday, 29 January 2007 22:37 (seventeen years ago) link

Ann Diamond

vita susicivus (blueski), Monday, 29 January 2007 22:39 (seventeen years ago) link

I'm sorry, "Thumpy Screamy"?????????

The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Monday, 29 January 2007 22:41 (seventeen years ago) link

Leave me alone.

Thumpy Screamy (kenan), Monday, 29 January 2007 22:43 (seventeen years ago) link

Siouxsie was actually way better-looking in the 90s than the 70s, IMHO.

Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Monday, 29 January 2007 22:44 (seventeen years ago) link

That's true, round about "Peek-a-Boo" she was completely stunning.

God Bows to Meth (noodle vague), Monday, 29 January 2007 22:50 (seventeen years ago) link

Also, Harrison Ford, obv.

Ah, but when? 1985, for me.

Cary Grant, sure, but he's more someone I'd want to go out for dinner with and then drive around in a sports car with than have all the sex.

I pick William Holden.

Ew, imagine what you'd catch off Errol Flynn. Ew.

accentmonkey (accentmonkey), Monday, 29 January 2007 22:54 (seventeen years ago) link

Harrison Ford, any time between 1979 and 1986 or so. Maybe even 1989, what the hell.

Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Monday, 29 January 2007 23:00 (seventeen years ago) link

kathleen turner

vita susicivus (blueski), Monday, 29 January 2007 23:01 (seventeen years ago) link

KIM NOVAK, 1955.

chicago kevin (chicago kevin), Monday, 29 January 2007 23:01 (seventeen years ago) link

I just prefer 18-25 year old Kate Buch to Irish Headspread semi-chunky non-dancing Kate Bush.
Also, I'd feel insecure enough having lots of sex with limber as hell healthy genius, but now she's double my age and has years of motherhood.
I'm childish and sickly/twiggy.

That's my long-winded explaination of the title.
Feel free to put dead people in.

*whisper* I 'know' dead people [/lame]

GOD. GOOD CALL ON SHIRLEY!!!

Lukewarm Watery G. Tornado Still Rules at Doom (The GZeus), Monday, 29 January 2007 23:05 (seventeen years ago) link

judi dench ca. 1968
http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2003200001-2007040094_6,00.html

(not hotlinkable and semi-NSFW anyway)

Marmot (marmotwolof), Monday, 29 January 2007 23:07 (seventeen years ago) link

FERAL NEANDERTHAL BITCHES

blotter Budweiser Hackeysadk (nickalicious), Monday, 29 January 2007 23:10 (seventeen years ago) link

haha fuck, by the time I had read this far down the thread I had forgotten what it was actually about, my bad.

blotter Budweiser Hackeysadk (nickalicious), Monday, 29 January 2007 23:11 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.lovegoddess.info/AVA4.jpg

m coleman (lovebug starski), Monday, 29 January 2007 23:21 (seventeen years ago) link

Diane Keaton in Reds

Diane Keaton any time from 1964-present

=== temporary username === (Mark C), Monday, 29 January 2007 23:27 (seventeen years ago) link

Ava and Grace in 'Mogambo' are hard to choose between, huh?

M. White (Miguelito), Monday, 29 January 2007 23:32 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.drquinninsight.com/multimedia/wallpaper_icons/imgs-wallpaper/somewhereintime_800-600.jpg

Some of you need to go outside for some fresh air (and get rid of your pennies.)

Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Monday, 29 January 2007 23:33 (seventeen years ago) link

Diane Keaton any time from 1964-present

uh, i wouldn't go further forward than mid 80s, but it's all about Looking For Mr Goldbar for me.

vita susicivus (blueski), Monday, 29 January 2007 23:37 (seventeen years ago) link

I've been trying to think of a candidate all day, but I'm not googly enough about anyone to bother, I guess. Plus I can't seem to separate characters from actors.

Laurel (Laurel), Monday, 29 January 2007 23:45 (seventeen years ago) link

WO wait I take that all the way back.

Laurel (Laurel), Monday, 29 January 2007 23:56 (seventeen years ago) link

Even better:

http://img3.exs.cx/img3/9973/jacksonbrownebylindaeastman6bj.jpg

Laurel (Laurel), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 00:00 (seventeen years ago) link

http://thebosh.com/archives/Britney-Spears-will-guest-o.jpg

Not old, but definitely requiring time travel.

milo z (mlp), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 00:05 (seventeen years ago) link

Lee Grant! So kill me.

Matt #2 (Matt #2), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 00:06 (seventeen years ago) link

there's gonna be a big ol' fight in that time machine between me and m coleman. sadly, i think he got there first.

grimly fiendish (grimlord), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 00:07 (seventeen years ago) link

I'd forgotten that Jackson Browne used to be that impossibly hot.

Thumpy Screamy (kenan), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 00:11 (seventeen years ago) link

Plus my forever stand-by

http://images.zap2it.com/20040112/martindonovan_traffic_240_001.jpg

Laurel (Laurel), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 00:14 (seventeen years ago) link

oh! http://www.pariscinema.org/data/photo/58.jpg

jed_ (jed), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 00:29 (seventeen years ago) link

"I just prefer 18-25 year old Kate Buch to Irish Headspread semi-chunky non-dancing Kate Bush.
Also, I'd feel insecure enough having lots of sex with limber as hell healthy genius, but now she's double my age and has years of motherhood.
I'm childish and sickly/twiggy."

WOW! I don't think I understand anything about this post.
Kate Bush was born in 1958, which means you're seeing her on YouTube when she is, um...
not exactly within your 18-25 demographic.

aimurchie (aimurchie), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 00:34 (seventeen years ago) link

Noosha Fox as she performed "Single Bed"

http://www.roaring-tigers.com/thpremot/noosha1.jpg


and Britt Ekland and Maud Adams from "Man with the Golden Gun era". Apparently they look like this now:


http://www.swindonshop.com/imgs/bondsis1.jpg

Bob Six (bobbysix), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 00:35 (seventeen years ago) link

oh - and Edie Sedgwick.

Bob Six (bobbysix), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 00:37 (seventeen years ago) link

woman on the right has frightening lips

milo z (mlp), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 00:39 (seventeen years ago) link

l to r: Tania Mallet (Goldfinger), Maud Adams, Britt Ekland.

Bob Six (bobbysix), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 00:45 (seventeen years ago) link

Wow, Mallet still looks like quite something. Those freckles must have been enchanting in her youth.

Laurel (Laurel), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 00:47 (seventeen years ago) link

http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i191/fluxion23/Picture5.png

Thumpy Screamy (kenan), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 00:51 (seventeen years ago) link

Lauren Bacall seconded. Actually, pretty much every actress in The Big Sleep.

clotpoll (Clotpoll), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 01:12 (seventeen years ago) link

semi-old? i seem to have a real thing for people born 59-64ish. jodie foster circa stealing home.

gabbneb (gabbneb), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 01:50 (seventeen years ago) link

also people born 69-71ish

gabbneb (gabbneb), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 01:53 (seventeen years ago) link

That Jean Seberg picture!

Sundar (sundar), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 02:39 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.jaykinney.com/Images/Louise_BrooksA.jpg

Curt1s St3ph3ns, Tuesday, 30 January 2007 03:35 (seventeen years ago) link

I got beat to claudia cardinale, so I'll add Donna Reed to the mix.

If you fuck with Jimmy Mod, you call down the thunder (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 03:36 (seventeen years ago) link

ILE: We Love French Chicks

milo z (mlp), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 04:02 (seventeen years ago) link

ILE: WE LOVE GRRLS W/ GOOD HAIR

If you fuck with Jimmy Mod, you call down the thunder (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 04:06 (seventeen years ago) link

I'd totally read a WLFC board.
xpost

Sundar (sundar), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 04:07 (seventeen years ago) link

Are you seriously saying that you DON'T love French chicks?
xxpost

Thumpy Screamy (kenan), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 04:08 (seventeen years ago) link

I love them, but I def. don't know enough.

If you fuck with Jimmy Mod, you call down the thunder (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 04:09 (seventeen years ago) link

WE LOVE GRRLS W/ GOOD HAIR

You so brainwashed. "Good hair."

Thumpy Screamy (kenan), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 04:12 (seventeen years ago) link

i hope this isn't too big but, y'know, too bad
http://www.adclassix.com/images/54life_ritamoreno.jpg

Haikunym (Haikunym), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 04:15 (seventeen years ago) link

wow coincidence?
http://www.africanamericans.com/images2/DorothyDandridgeTimeMag.jpg

Haikunym (Haikunym), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 04:17 (seventeen years ago) link

Could you hate-fuck Leni?

milo z (mlp), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 04:17 (seventeen years ago) link

No, coz she'd be into it.

If you fuck with Jimmy Mod, you call down the thunder (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 04:18 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.skylighters.org/sweethearts/ann/miller1.jpg

Haikunym (Haikunym), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 04:20 (seventeen years ago) link

pola illery
anna karina obv
vanessa redgrave
faye dunaway seconded or thirded
rita hayworth (due to my unhealthy obsession with gilda spurned by mulholland dr)
emmanuelle riva

t0dd swiss (immobilisme), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 04:25 (seventeen years ago) link

semi-old...people born 59-64ish

:(

m coleman (lovebug starski), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 05:35 (seventeen years ago) link

do not pout. read thread. very loose requirement.
\[oi

Thumpy Screamy (kenan), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 05:58 (seventeen years ago) link

semi-old...people born 59-64ish

i was asking what fell into the "semi-old" category, but would not myself include the tweeners in same, rest assured

gabbneb (gabbneb), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 06:22 (seventeen years ago) link

http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/CLASS/130-076~Redford-Newman-Posters.jpg

I'd take either one.

accentmonkey (accentmonkey), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 08:04 (seventeen years ago) link

Both.

aimurchie (aimurchie), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 08:15 (seventeen years ago) link

http://digitalflotsam.org/10-15-1969/marytravers_std.jpg

scott seward (scott seward), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 08:53 (seventeen years ago) link

bob puffed that magic dragon:


http://www.maggiesfarm.it/everygirlmary.jpg

scott seward (scott seward), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 08:54 (seventeen years ago) link

This is a no-brainer. Obv. that would be Laura Antonelli

ihttp://www.buioomega.com/Images/Gallery/People/Antonelli%20Laura/images/Laura%20Antonelli7.jpg

is anyone anticipating the new Baaderonixx? (baaderonixx), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 09:22 (seventeen years ago) link

Hmm, not working..

is anyone anticipating the new Baaderonixx? (baaderonixx), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 09:22 (seventeen years ago) link

Good old The Sun, eh?

DAME Judi gives an elegant performance as the appropriately named Titania in this unique 1968 interpretation of a Shakespeare classic.

The judges felt her sense of ironic joie de vivre, along with two of the best knockers in the business, made her a candidate we couldn’t ignore.

A real trip down Mammary Lane . . .

PJ Miller (PJ Miller 68), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 09:35 (seventeen years ago) link

Mammary Lane? That's beyond the call of duty even for the Sun.

Johnney B English (stigoftdump), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 09:38 (seventeen years ago) link

Colette

Gaia (Gaia1981), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 09:48 (seventeen years ago) link

Ugh. Colette, and Marlène Dietrich, is what I wanted to say. Find your own pictures :P

Gaia (Gaia1981), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 09:49 (seventeen years ago) link

Not even one mention of

http://clubplanete.com/images/brigetdieu.jpg ?

StanM (StanM), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 10:06 (seventeen years ago) link

ava gardner is who I posted way upthread, here's suzanne pleshette:

http://www.triviatribute.com/images4/suzannepleshette4.jpg

m coleman (lovebug starski), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 11:46 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.onthebusesfanclub.co.uk/newsite/images/olive.jpg

PJ Miller (PJ Miller 68), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 12:19 (seventeen years ago) link

jane birkin motherfuckers.

the original hauntology blogging crew (Enrique), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 12:23 (seventeen years ago) link

http://members.lycos.co.uk/busesfanclub/hpbimg/Olive.jpg

PJ Miller (PJ Miller 68), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 12:27 (seventeen years ago) link

La Reine ! (Marie-Antoinette)

http://z.about.com/d/womenshistory/1/0/I/B/marie_antoinette_400x531.jpg

AleXTC (AleXTC), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 12:28 (seventeen years ago) link

& jean shrimpton

the original hauntology blogging crew (Enrique), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 12:29 (seventeen years ago) link

Jamie Lee Curtis

yes still

Thomas Tallis (Tommy), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 12:30 (seventeen years ago) link

whoever posted mary travers, you could go hunt leila moss:

http://www.peta2.com/uk/page/180-dukespirit_leila.jpg

emsk ( emsk), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 12:37 (seventeen years ago) link

Hands off Anna Karen, PJM! She's mine!

Dr. C (Dr. C), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 12:47 (seventeen years ago) link

Hands off Anna Karen, PJM! She's mine!
-- Dr. C (petethane...) (webmail), Today 12:47 PM. (Dr. C) (later)

Frantically checks This Life credits for Anna Karen guest spot....

PJ Miller (PJ Miller 68), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 12:57 (seventeen years ago) link

Oh yeh, I guess I can go back at anytime not in the last century as well. I wonder if Helen of Troy was all that . . .

Johnney B English (stigoftdump), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 13:12 (seventeen years ago) link

and that Cleopatra chick...

AleXTC (AleXTC), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 13:16 (seventeen years ago) link

http://universe-review.ca/I10-38-Lucy.jpg

AleXTC (AleXTC), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 13:19 (seventeen years ago) link

I can't really believe I'm the first to mention Valerie Leon:

http://dyk1.homestead.com/files/TV369.jpg

aldo_cowpat (aldo_cowpat), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 13:20 (seventeen years ago) link

Catherine Deneuve
Sophia Loren

Kv_nol (Kv_nol), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 14:06 (seventeen years ago) link

x-post

PJM : i sent you an email a while back : re this. did you get it? just wondering....

Dr. C (Dr. C), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 14:28 (seventeen years ago) link

No I didn't, but then again I haven't checked gmail for a while. Was it STOP STALKING? If so, I apologise.

PJ Miller (PJ Miller 68), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 14:40 (seventeen years ago) link

No, far from it.

Dr. C (Dr. C), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 14:44 (seventeen years ago) link

I have just seen it, Doc, thanks.

I am relieved it was not STOP STALKING :-)

PJ Miller (PJ Miller 68), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 14:44 (seventeen years ago) link

I will send you another later today. I need to explain something.

Dr. C (Dr. C), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 14:49 (seventeen years ago) link

Helen Mirren

http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/8/87/Mirren.JPG

Lena Horne

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/b/bd/Lenahorne.jpeg

whoever modeled for this (and many of Waterhouse's other paintings)

http://www.goodart.org/blog/Waterhouse-HylasstudySmall.jpg

lurker #2421, inc. (lurker-2421), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 15:04 (seventeen years ago) link

Jean Harlow

andyjack (andyjack), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 16:23 (seventeen years ago) link

Marilyn Monroe, why not

sexyDancer (sexyDancer), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 16:44 (seventeen years ago) link

I never found MM that hot, tbh.

Johnney B English (stigoftdump), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 16:44 (seventeen years ago) link

The Scarlet Pimpernel

Laurel (Laurel), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 16:48 (seventeen years ago) link

Can we do fictional medieval crushes?

http://www.alanesart.com/galleries/People/people-full/bradamante.jpg

=== temporary username === (Mark C), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 17:09 (seventeen years ago) link

oh ruby keeler

http://cache.eb.com/eb/image?id=65126

t0dd swiss (immobilisme), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 17:18 (seventeen years ago) link

i would love to have some on the lam fugitive sex with bernadine dohrn
http://instapunk.com/images/bernadine2.jpeg

mizzzell (mizzzell), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 18:23 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.rollingstonesnet.com/images/M.Hunt_1968.jpg

Stone Monkey (Stone Monkey), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 18:29 (seventeen years ago) link

There are a lot more women on this thread than men. I wonder are old-timey guys not hot? I confess I am having difficulty thinking of any beyond the few already mentioned.

accentmonkey (accentmonkey), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 19:11 (seventeen years ago) link

"You looking for something?"-Magali Noel

ihttp://img113.exs.cx/img113/2853/3b-amarcord-02.jpg

The Homeliness of The Long Distance Punner (Charles McCain), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 19:31 (seventeen years ago) link

I confess I am having difficulty thinking of any beyond the few already mentioned.

Did someone already say Marcello Mastroianni?

Thumpy Screamy (kenan), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 19:34 (seventeen years ago) link

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y61/Mugatu3000/gregorypeck.jpg

Melissa W (Melissa W), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 19:39 (seventeen years ago) link

I can't recall whether anyone has named Steve McQueen or Paul Newman or Valentino or lots of handsome dashing actor types...I'm just not really feeling the question, I guess! I prefer real-life men.

Laurel (Laurel), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 19:41 (seventeen years ago) link

lee remick

http://www.port.ro/picture/instance_2/60926_2.jpg

lk (lawrence kansas), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 19:44 (seventeen years ago) link

Screen gem!

Laurel (Laurel), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 19:46 (seventeen years ago) link

She was in The Omen with Gregory Peck
She got killed, what the heck

lk (lawrence kansas), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 19:50 (seventeen years ago) link

Omar Sharif.

patita (patita), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 20:13 (seventeen years ago) link

28 years after Breaking Away, still worth a boff too.

http://lostinthepast.shunpike.net/a/break/braw047.jpg

Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 20:14 (seventeen years ago) link

I'll bet he has good wrists, too.

Laurel (Laurel), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 20:22 (seventeen years ago) link

I have never heard of Tammi Terrell, but Andy OTM.

milo z (mlp), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 21:24 (seventeen years ago) link

WAHT

If you fuck with Jimmy Mod, you call down the thunder (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 21:25 (seventeen years ago) link

whoah I had no idea Helen Mirren was ever a hot young thing

Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 22:33 (seventeen years ago) link

if you went back in time and had a go at her, when you returned to the present the statute of limitations would have run out

roger goodell (gear), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 22:38 (seventeen years ago) link

whoah I had no idea it was ever against the law to have sex with Helen Mirren

Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 22:40 (seventeen years ago) link

I just realized I wasn't the first to post Louise Brooks.

Curt1s St3ph3ns, Wednesday, 31 January 2007 03:23 (seventeen years ago) link

What - no one nipped the pic of HM from that Sun page w/ the Dame titties? GET ON IT PEOPLE!

David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 04:05 (seventeen years ago) link

how about not semi-old but dead?

youn (youn), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 05:01 (seventeen years ago) link

eleven months pass...

After having re-watched W.R.: Mysteries of the Organism last night, I have fallen head over heels for Milena Dravic, and am now so more than ever in the market for a time machine.

http://www.filmcritic.com/misc/emporium.nsf/fe50a5cf1d1c283c862572af0070a1b4/a88c51538883f816882569c4000df1f5/ReviewBody/0.F28?OpenElement&FieldElemFormat=gif

C. Grisso/McCain, Monday, 31 December 2007 20:56 (sixteen years ago) link

http://fcw.needham.k12.ma.us/~betty_morgan/webquest/S0194567B.0/pablo_picasso_self_portrait_charcoal.jpg
I can't bring myself to investigate how accurate a self-portrait this is.

j.lu, Monday, 31 December 2007 23:51 (sixteen years ago) link

I would break Audrey Hepburn in half.

PappaWheelie V, Monday, 31 December 2007 23:59 (sixteen years ago) link

Jessie Matthews <3<3<3

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K0K3aY23N1w

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y15Ms-hZazE

Pashmina, Tuesday, 1 January 2008 00:05 (sixteen years ago) link

any of those hot swinging sixties chicks from Blow-Up

latebloomer, Tuesday, 1 January 2008 04:23 (sixteen years ago) link

Audrey Hepburn

Bo Jackson Overdrive, Tuesday, 1 January 2008 04:46 (sixteen years ago) link

Louise Brooks
http://www.cineyestrellas.com/Elenco/Actrices/B/Brooks_Louise_2.jpg
( or, perhaps nsfw: http://www.siffblog.com/naughtylulu2-thumb.jpg )

Oh, and the it girl herself: Clara Bow
http://files.splinder.com/985f390ae094a739bc9d2b4a7f397c09.jpeg

Cyd Charisse was quite the charmer as well, though she almost seems to be all legs. (cf that "Gotta dance" number in _Singin' in the Rain_, she's the leggy mob-girl)

Øystein, Tuesday, 1 January 2008 05:36 (sixteen years ago) link

Claudia Cardinale thirded:

http://www.mediastorehouse.com/image/Claudia-Cardinale_62310.jpg

weatheringdaleson, Tuesday, 1 January 2008 06:35 (sixteen years ago) link

two months pass...

I would have sex with all of these dead girls.

Matt DC, Monday, 10 March 2008 00:11 (sixteen years ago) link

I'm sure loads of fellas have said Sophia Loren already, but... yeah, her.

Bodrick III, Monday, 10 March 2008 00:11 (sixteen years ago) link

Bernadette Lafont:

http://honyahonya.hp.infoseek.co.jp/8.jpg

For some reason, almost all of the decent young lady shots of her have disappeared from the web in the past month or so.

C. Grisso/McCain, Thursday, 13 March 2008 17:27 (sixteen years ago) link

oops

http://honyahonya.hp.infoseek.co.jp/8.jpg

C. Grisso/McCain, Thursday, 13 March 2008 17:28 (sixteen years ago) link

http://fuzzylizzie.com/myPictures/nostalgia/bonnie.jpg

chap, Thursday, 13 March 2008 17:29 (sixteen years ago) link

I like to think he's a little bit frustrated here.

http://www.nndb.com/people/480/000026402/otoole9.jpg

suzy, Thursday, 13 March 2008 17:45 (sixteen years ago) link

I kinda have the hots for young Bernadette Peters

http://www.dtmagazine.com/pb1281.jpg

Curt1s Stephens, Thursday, 13 March 2008 18:08 (sixteen years ago) link

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51HXRB3Z44L._SS500_.jpg

Mary McCarthy, in her Greenwich Village bohemian days.

Eazy, Thursday, 13 March 2008 18:10 (sixteen years ago) link

ILE: We Love French Chicks

-- milo z (mlp), Monday, January 29, 2007 11:02 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark Link

OTM

Curt1s Stephens, Thursday, 13 March 2008 18:18 (sixteen years ago) link

Al Pacino.

Christopher Plummer.

And yes, Mary MccCarthy was adorable.

franny glass, Thursday, 13 March 2008 18:19 (sixteen years ago) link

Whoa whoa whoa... how old is that newspaper clipping, Curt1s? Has the word "natch" been in use since the 60s?!?!

Will M., Thursday, 13 March 2008 18:32 (sixteen years ago) link

Ava Gardner

Bill Magill, Thursday, 13 March 2008 18:35 (sixteen years ago) link

Probably since the '50s.

suzy, Thursday, 13 March 2008 18:36 (sixteen years ago) link

(xxpost) Since the mid '50's I think.
Also lol at "John, who's happily married"

snoball, Thursday, 13 March 2008 18:37 (sixteen years ago) link

Surely it wasn't a short form for "biznatch" back then, though?

Will M., Thursday, 13 March 2008 18:37 (sixteen years ago) link

Merriam-Webster says "circa 1945".

snoball, Thursday, 13 March 2008 18:38 (sixteen years ago) link

since when is "natch" short for "biznatch"

Curt1s Stephens, Thursday, 13 March 2008 22:05 (sixteen years ago) link

one year passes...

Couldn't find a more appropriate place to post this

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_BRW4gNHvrkk/SccMoVGUilI/AAAAAAAAH2o/5dIxftnGxN4/s320/Ruth02.jpg

Chris Barrus (Elvis Telecom), Monday, 23 March 2009 09:28 (fifteen years ago) link

(Ruth Gordon BTW)

Chris Barrus (Elvis Telecom), Monday, 23 March 2009 09:29 (fifteen years ago) link

Pash to thread.

Mark G, Monday, 23 March 2009 09:31 (fifteen years ago) link

xp Answered everyone's next ?estion, thanks.

tits akimbo (kenan), Monday, 23 March 2009 09:32 (fifteen years ago) link

Is that same Ruth Gordon who was in Rosemary's Baby?

nate woolls, Monday, 23 March 2009 09:34 (fifteen years ago) link

http://www.nndb.com/people/861/000024789/emily-bronte.jpg

Emily Bronte. Unconventionally gorgeous, frighteningly passionate, weird and antisocial, dark as all hell.

tits akimbo (kenan), Monday, 23 March 2009 09:36 (fifteen years ago) link

Wait... is "dead" allowed on this thread?

tits akimbo (kenan), Monday, 23 March 2009 09:40 (fifteen years ago) link

kathleen turner

20 HOOS poppin steens on kawasakis (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Monday, 23 March 2009 10:13 (fifteen years ago) link

xpost uh unless you're into necrophilia and want to bonk the cadaver.

the tip of the tongue taking a trip tralalala (stevienixed), Monday, 23 March 2009 10:24 (fifteen years ago) link

This thread is proto-77 crepeness.

Blancmange Is Playing At My House (King Boy Pato), Monday, 23 March 2009 10:59 (fifteen years ago) link

raquel welch

wouldn't need time travel for dame mirren, so luckily that's a choice i'm not forced into making this early.

Anthony, I am not an Alcoholic & Drunk (darraghmac), Monday, 23 March 2009 11:08 (fifteen years ago) link

www.nietzschecircle.com

plenty chong (libcrypt), Monday, 23 March 2009 13:57 (fifteen years ago) link

Dalida

Tracer Hand, Monday, 23 March 2009 15:01 (fifteen years ago) link

Montgomery Clift.

The Screaming Lobster of Challops (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 23 March 2009 15:01 (fifteen years ago) link

Nobody? NOBODY?

http://i149.photobucket.com/albums/s52/agoodeboy/PamGrier5.jpg

Telephone thing, Tuesday, 24 March 2009 06:14 (fifteen years ago) link

http://www.rosenbaumcreative.com/walken/gallery/images/dogs1.jpg

also Richard Hell

warmsherry, Tuesday, 24 March 2009 07:21 (fifteen years ago) link

http://www.richardhell.com/images/postcard.JPG

warmsherry, Tuesday, 24 March 2009 07:26 (fifteen years ago) link

Is that same Ruth Gordon who was in Rosemary's Baby?

Yes

Chris Barrus (Elvis Telecom), Tuesday, 24 March 2009 08:56 (fifteen years ago) link

<img src="http://www.dolmetsch.com/392px-Lady_Colin_Campbell02.jpg"; />

Dorian (Dorianlynskey), Tuesday, 24 March 2009 10:14 (fifteen years ago) link

i don't buy into ws but i assume someone's already said catherine deneuve kthxbi

Stop relegating Hull you miserable gits! (country matters), Tuesday, 24 March 2009 15:59 (fifteen years ago) link

I can admire that any urge to make a "young to infantile celebrities you would like to travel forward in time to have sex with" thread on ILE has been resisted thus far.

mehlt, Tuesday, 24 March 2009 16:00 (fifteen years ago) link

http://imagecache2.allposters.com/IMAGES/MMPH/B72941.jpg

Also, should AleXTC still be reading this thread two years on, apparently Marie Antoinette's teeth were so bad they resembled cloves.

Abbe Black Tentacle (GamalielRatsey), Tuesday, 24 March 2009 16:21 (fifteen years ago) link

all that cake eating, I guess.

mehlt, Tuesday, 24 March 2009 16:23 (fifteen years ago) link

^--- this made me put away my half-eaten macaroon

warmsherry, Tuesday, 24 March 2009 16:30 (fifteen years ago) link

What's that other thread where we post glamorous photos of silent movie stars etc? Almost everybody on that.

Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 24 March 2009 16:35 (fifteen years ago) link

Is Don Knotts still alive?

2 ears + 1 ❤ (Pillbox), Tuesday, 24 March 2009 16:42 (fifteen years ago) link

he died a few years ago

i stole a metal dude's t-shirt in richmond just to watch him cry (latebloomer), Tuesday, 24 March 2009 16:45 (fifteen years ago) link

Groovy photos of beautiful 1920s/30s actresses...

James Morrison, Wednesday, 25 March 2009 00:18 (fifteen years ago) link

Emmy Hemmings, original member of the Cabaret Voltaire, in 1916-18:

http://images.musicclub.it/foto/em/big/EMMY_HENNINGS.tif.big.jpg

derelict, Wednesday, 25 March 2009 00:32 (fifteen years ago) link

Christopher Plummer. Yes Captain, I will be there when you whistle!

Maria, Wednesday, 25 March 2009 00:52 (fifteen years ago) link

http://www.otrstreet.com/Hollywood_Photos/Ann%20Margret.jpg

earlnash, Wednesday, 25 March 2009 01:31 (fifteen years ago) link

http://images.musicclub.it/foto/to/big/tom_verlaine.tif.big.jpg

salsa shark, Wednesday, 25 March 2009 01:49 (fifteen years ago) link

I know it seems obvious, but DAMN he was hot

http://www.hollywoodtoday.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/james-dean.jpg

VegemiteGrrrl, Wednesday, 25 March 2009 02:35 (fifteen years ago) link

and god help me, I love you Oliver Reed

http://www.oliver1968.co.uk/oliver83C.jpg

VegemiteGrrrl, Wednesday, 25 March 2009 02:38 (fifteen years ago) link

Faye Dunaway.
― chap (chap), Monday, January 29, 2007 2:45 PM (2 years ago)

otm, came to post this

Leif ericsonned (k3vin k.), Wednesday, 25 March 2009 02:42 (fifteen years ago) link

faye dunaway in "bonnie and clyde", specifically

Leif ericsonned (k3vin k.), Wednesday, 25 March 2009 02:43 (fifteen years ago) link

I love you, Motorcycle Boy...

http://thisdistractedglobe.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/rumble-fish-1983-mickey-rourke-pic-2.jpg

VegemiteGrrrl, Wednesday, 25 March 2009 02:50 (fifteen years ago) link

Who's the redhead with the freckles and the teeth?

Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 25 March 2009 03:13 (fifteen years ago) link

going by its URL, someone called Ann Margaret, it seems

salsa shark, Wednesday, 25 March 2009 03:17 (fifteen years ago) link

Oh riiiiiiiight.

Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 25 March 2009 04:40 (fifteen years ago) link

Ann-Margret is pretty much my all-time for this, I'd be happy to only travel back to Grumpy Old Men if Carnal Knowledge-era wasn't available.

IRL Consequences by Godley & Creme (sic), Wednesday, 25 March 2009 11:24 (fifteen years ago) link

WTH at that Tommy scene tho

IRL Consequences by Godley & Creme (sic), Wednesday, 25 March 2009 11:33 (fifteen years ago) link

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3211/2329470580_47924e6e3f_b.jpg

President Keyes, Wednesday, 25 March 2009 11:37 (fifteen years ago) link

Who's the redhead with the freckles and the teeth?

― Doctor Casino, Tuesday, March 24, 2009 11:13 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

^^^ this was srsly question t/f?

JtM Is Ruled By A Black Man (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Wednesday, 25 March 2009 11:42 (fifteen years ago) link

Honestly didn't know, although I've admired Ann-Margret before...it just didn't click.

Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 25 March 2009 13:47 (fifteen years ago) link

Shirley needs her pic back on this thread

http://bertc.com/subsix/stars/images/maclaine1.jpg

The Wild Shirtless Lyrics of Mark Farner (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, 25 March 2009 18:06 (fifteen years ago) link

ohhh, Oliver Reed...

tokyo rosemary, Thursday, 26 March 2009 03:04 (fifteen years ago) link

I was worried I was all alone Olly. 'As long as he needs me' indeed...

VegemiteGrrrl, Thursday, 26 March 2009 04:11 (fifteen years ago) link

http://image.listen.com/img/356x237/8/6/2/7/507268_356x237.jpg
would smash x infinity

Neotropical pygmy squirrel, Thursday, 26 March 2009 04:27 (fifteen years ago) link

http://www.geocities.com/ollyscott2000/busterglam.jpg
buster keaton's got it going on too

Neotropical pygmy squirrel, Thursday, 26 March 2009 04:30 (fifteen years ago) link

ha ha ha oh my god I was *just* about to post that one too- we have the same taste in dead dudes, I think

Neotropical pygmy squirrel, Thursday, 26 March 2009 04:40 (fifteen years ago) link

nine months pass...

http://s11.bdbphotos.com/images/orig/e/j/eju8mcoc1291co28.jpg

alimosina, Wednesday, 6 January 2010 21:39 (fourteen years ago) link

That's a man.

chicken sandwich CARL!! (Z S), Wednesday, 6 January 2010 22:13 (fourteen years ago) link

Isn't that Jane Bowles?

Enfonce bien tes ongles et tes doigts délicats dans la jungle de (Michael White), Wednesday, 6 January 2010 22:16 (fourteen years ago) link

I wouldn't even have to go back in time: Inès Marie Lætitia Églantine Isabelle de Seignard de la Fressange

Enfonce bien tes ongles et tes doigts délicats dans la jungle de (Michael White), Wednesday, 6 January 2010 22:22 (fourteen years ago) link

wow. pretty sure my gf and i shared a flight to new york with her last summer.

i am not down with ppl farting on salami (stevie), Wednesday, 6 January 2010 22:29 (fourteen years ago) link

Yup, Stevie D, that's Jane Bowles in '46, taken by Karl Bissinger.

Enfonce bien tes ongles et tes doigts délicats dans la jungle de (Michael White), Wednesday, 6 January 2010 22:29 (fourteen years ago) link

m white is as always OTM

鬼の手 (Edward III), Thursday, 7 January 2010 01:26 (fourteen years ago) link

http://stylehighclub.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/jean_seberg_8212.jpg

alimosina, Thursday, 7 January 2010 02:30 (fourteen years ago) link

hi guyz i'm really into Elizabeth Pena recently...

SEARCH: La Bamba, Jacob's Ladder, Lone Star

┌∩┐(◕_◕)┌∩┐ (Steve Shasta), Thursday, 7 January 2010 02:33 (fourteen years ago) link

can u feel it? i feel it 2

http://www.guadalajaracinemafest.com/gestorB/articulo/show_imagen.php?id=120

┌∩┐(◕_◕)┌∩┐ (Steve Shasta), Thursday, 7 January 2010 02:34 (fourteen years ago) link

http://img5.allocine.fr/acmedia/medias/nmedia/18/64/72/91/19172434.jpg

ô_o (Nicole), Thursday, 7 January 2010 03:38 (fourteen years ago) link

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_xf53ln1R1eg/Rk3GdyJ57nI/AAAAAAAAAYA/BynfNgciQwc/s400/fenn6.jpg

Want to be her special agent.

Adam Bruneau, Thursday, 7 January 2010 03:53 (fourteen years ago) link

shasta otm

velko, Thursday, 7 January 2010 03:55 (fourteen years ago) link

http://images.allposters.com/images/mmph-e/254548.jpg

Nate Carson, Thursday, 7 January 2010 04:01 (fourteen years ago) link

Only one vote for Veronica Lake? Y'all are a bunch of gay men and hetero women.

Three Word Username, Thursday, 7 January 2010 08:02 (fourteen years ago) link

also weird thing i (used to) have:

diane lane in the cotton club
http://dianelaneweb.tripod.com/caps/80/cotton10.jpg

┌∩┐(◕_◕)┌∩┐ (Steve Shasta), Thursday, 7 January 2010 08:10 (fourteen years ago) link

ALSO MARISSA TOMEI IN MY COUSIN VINNY DEAR LORD HELP ME IN MY TIME OF WEAKNESS

┌∩┐(◕_◕)┌∩┐ (Steve Shasta), Thursday, 7 January 2010 08:11 (fourteen years ago) link

(ADAM B OTM BTW)

┌∩┐(◕_◕)┌∩┐ (Steve Shasta), Thursday, 7 January 2010 08:11 (fourteen years ago) link

I also once had a crush on the tripod hotlinking pic, would travel back in time to load again.

Player is killed, but they are resurrected, and the 45 Revolver glow gold (dyao), Thursday, 7 January 2010 08:13 (fourteen years ago) link

They don't call him Tripod for nothing, ya know.

And I'll lhave to checkout some Gene Tierney movies. Any recs?

nickn, Thursday, 7 January 2010 08:39 (fourteen years ago) link

leave her to heaven & laura are the obvious choices

velko, Thursday, 7 January 2010 08:43 (fourteen years ago) link

I'd hit Sherilyn Fenn now.

Fuck the time machine.

my opinionation (Hamildan), Friday, 8 January 2010 10:12 (fourteen years ago) link

occurs to me now if I time-traveled and had lots of sex w/ava gardner it would piss off frank sinatra...

reconsidering

the eagle laughs at you (m coleman), Friday, 8 January 2010 10:25 (fourteen years ago) link

I'd hit Sherilyn Fenn Marisa Tomei now.

Fuck the time machine.

the eagle laughs at you (m coleman), Friday, 8 January 2010 10:27 (fourteen years ago) link

YES

i am not down with ppl farting on salami (stevie), Friday, 8 January 2010 12:09 (fourteen years ago) link

Was gonna pick Bernadette Peters circa The Jerk but then googled her and apparently she's still pretty hot at 61 (a little plastic, but still ws). This is her in 2008"
http://www.cognacscorner.tv/news/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/bernadette-peters.jpg

Fetchboy, Friday, 8 January 2010 12:29 (fourteen years ago) link

Fuck the time machine.

Also, Lea Thompson. But I'd go back in time too. Either way, really.

kingkongvsgodzilla, Friday, 8 January 2010 12:31 (fourteen years ago) link

Karen Black, circa Airport '75.
Karen Valentine, circa The Girl Who Came Gift-Wrapped.
Karen Finley, circa When She Was Smearing Herself In Chocolate.

henry s, Friday, 8 January 2010 14:46 (fourteen years ago) link

Yeah, R. Welch was smoking hot back in the day.

t(o_o)t (ENBB), Friday, 8 January 2010 16:10 (fourteen years ago) link

can it be a threesome?

http://www.cinemaretro.com/uploads/BERGMAN1BIBIANDERSONLIV.jpg

hellzapoppa (tipsy mothra), Friday, 8 January 2010 16:17 (fourteen years ago) link

that wasn't chocolate

chartres (goole), Friday, 8 January 2010 17:00 (fourteen years ago) link

shasta otm, btw. pena's voice in the incredibles is still hott

chartres (goole), Friday, 8 January 2010 17:01 (fourteen years ago) link

totally not my normal type but
http://imagecache6.allposters.com/LRG/27/2769/6ZJTD00Z.jpg

tehresa, Sunday, 10 January 2010 02:57 (fourteen years ago) link

tipsy mothra - god when she talks about that sexual experience with the youths in that film it is disturbingly hot

Electric Universe (wherever that is) (acoleuthic), Sunday, 10 January 2010 03:02 (fourteen years ago) link

that montgomery clift photo !!!!

Lamp, Sunday, 10 January 2010 03:03 (fourteen years ago) link

one of the most offputting things about the otherwise generally excellent 'red river' was that montgomery clift was WAY too much of a pretty-boy to resemble an authentic tough-guy cowboy

Electric Universe (wherever that is) (acoleuthic), Sunday, 10 January 2010 03:06 (fourteen years ago) link

if film and tv and taught me anything - and theyve taught me everything - its that tough-guy cowboys are invariably good-looking

Lamp, Sunday, 10 January 2010 03:08 (fourteen years ago) link

but usually ruggedly good looking - clift looked like he'd been plucked from some chaise-longue mid-fashion-shoot

his acting wasn't bad, i guess

Electric Universe (wherever that is) (acoleuthic), Sunday, 10 January 2010 03:12 (fourteen years ago) link

when she talks about that sexual experience with the youths in that film it is disturbingly hot

yeah. it's an interesting date movie...

hellzapoppa (tipsy mothra), Sunday, 10 January 2010 03:21 (fourteen years ago) link

oh shit you didn't did you

you utter hero

Electric Universe (wherever that is) (acoleuthic), Sunday, 10 January 2010 03:35 (fourteen years ago) link

all of the girls in the big sleep

Not a reactionary git, just an idiot. (darraghmac), Sunday, 10 January 2010 22:23 (fourteen years ago) link

Daniela Bianchi:

http://www.007museum.com/Daniela-Bianchi-Tatiana-Romanova2.jpg

BTW, I'm frightfully middle-class (chap), Monday, 11 January 2010 01:04 (fourteen years ago) link

myrna loy as nora charles

Luz, a saucy taco slinger (hmmmm), Monday, 11 January 2010 01:19 (fourteen years ago) link

Hedy Lamarr

Charlotte Rampling

kingfish, Monday, 11 January 2010 01:33 (fourteen years ago) link

I haven't really thought of the word "GAMS" in many months, but upon looking at Kay Kendall it was an instantaneous reaction.

chicken sandwich CARL!! (Z S), Monday, 11 January 2010 01:38 (fourteen years ago) link

Marguerite Duras
http://img.listal.com/image/268045/180full-marguerite-duras.jpg

hardly a giant f-off pickup (Eazy), Monday, 11 January 2010 01:46 (fourteen years ago) link

One more picture:

http://www.originalmmc.com/images/Darlene/Darlene%20Gillespie%201962_med.jpg

Sebastian (Royal Mermaid Mover), Monday, 11 January 2010 01:48 (fourteen years ago) link

didn't get a name for this chick tbh

http://media-2.web.britannica.com/eb-media/03/66103-004-93CB5A72.jpg

Not a reactionary git, just an idiot. (darraghmac), Monday, 11 January 2010 05:02 (fourteen years ago) link

Natalya Bondarchuk :

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/2/2c/Natalya_bondarchuk-solaris.jpg

Ork Alarm (Matt #2), Monday, 11 January 2010 05:05 (fourteen years ago) link

That's Lauren Bacall, Darragh.

BTW, I'm frightfully middle-class (chap), Monday, 11 January 2010 07:36 (fourteen years ago) link

:)

Not a reactionary git, just an idiot. (darraghmac), Monday, 11 January 2010 09:23 (fourteen years ago) link

and for good measure, young joel mccrea:

http://i108.photobucket.com/albums/n10/estelaaragon01/Joel%20McCrea/JS1564122.jpg

figuratively, but in a very real way (amateurist), Monday, 11 January 2010 09:37 (fourteen years ago) link

http://dangenbrack.files.wordpress.com/2009/01/tuesdays-child2.jpg

Gotta second the Tuesday Weld nom.

you gone float up with it (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Monday, 11 January 2010 16:00 (fourteen years ago) link

Wow at Loretta Young.

BTW, I'm frightfully middle-class (chap), Monday, 11 January 2010 16:25 (fourteen years ago) link

wowie gee, francoise hardy.

Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 12 January 2010 03:13 (fourteen years ago) link

Monica Vitti

Jacob Sanders, Tuesday, 12 January 2010 03:48 (fourteen years ago) link

My kinda thread. I think about this scenario quite often...especially Gary Raymond, circa 1958.

The 1950's lineup for the NY Giants...yum.
http://usera.imagecave.com/cockstar19/Vintage%20New%20York%20Giants%20Locker%20Room.jpg
Gary Raymond.
http://usera.ImageCave.com/cockstar19/2wpv7s0.png.jpg
http://www.garyraymond.com/images/elcidreview.jpg
Ali, of course.
http://www.cbc.ca/sports/indepth/gfx/ali-indes-392.jpg

Beck, looking all kinds of adorable.
http://usera.ImageCave.com/cockstar19/Beck+04.jpg

Spinspin Sugah, Tuesday, 12 January 2010 05:45 (fourteen years ago) link

Gene Kelly. Especially if he rolled up his sleeves, rowr.

Madchen, Tuesday, 12 January 2010 07:33 (fourteen years ago) link

Romy Schneider

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3572/3843364925_e86e6ef2e0.jpg

Roomful of Moogs (C. Grisso/McCain), Tuesday, 12 January 2010 16:30 (fourteen years ago) link

one month passes...

Watching Myra Breckinridge and I would whole-heartedly second Raquel Welch.

gotanynewsstory? (Dorianlynskey), Tuesday, 23 February 2010 13:07 (fourteen years ago) link

three weeks pass...

http://nycppnews.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/elizabeth-taylor.jpg
Elizabeth Taylor....meow...

Dano, Saturday, 20 March 2010 15:45 (fourteen years ago) link

one month passes...

Currently on celebrity cash in the attic...
http://www.leninimports.com/jenny_seagrove_gallery_main.jpg

not_goodwin, Thursday, 6 May 2010 16:07 (fourteen years ago) link

one year passes...

didn't know where to put this - Roddy McDowell's home movies, full of celebrity goodness

http://worldofwonder.net/posts/2011/09/01/simply-breathtaking-roddy-mcdowalls-home-movies/

pathos of the unwarranted encore (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Wednesday, 7 September 2011 14:57 (twelve years ago) link

late 20s-early 30s Gary Cooper
Joel McCrea

MrDasher, Wednesday, 7 September 2011 15:39 (twelve years ago) link

two months pass...

I recently discovered Beverly Michaels. She didn't make many movies. She starred in a great, tawdry Hugo Haas 50s B-movie called "Wicked Woman," but here she is in her 1949 debut, as the sultry, low-voiced femme fatale in "East Side, West Side." Wow...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k3o9ZA_yJTg

actually good except for brain freeze (Dan Peterson), Monday, 14 November 2011 15:49 (twelve years ago) link

Christopher Atkins, 1982, some NSFW reasons why

Who wants to see the great Pavarotti sit on a pie? (jer.fairall), Monday, 14 November 2011 19:54 (twelve years ago) link

tammy wynette was hott until her haircut took over

http://hilobrow.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/Tammy+Wynette+Tammy.jpg

smokestack lightning (m coleman), Monday, 14 November 2011 21:59 (twelve years ago) link

SHe was a stylist AND a country gal, to have anything but over-the-top hair would be a failure.

My answer to this question is Tom Verlaine.

puffy paint (Abbbottt), Monday, 14 November 2011 22:01 (twelve years ago) link

semi-old (so am i)

http://www.nhhsalumni.com/pictures/front_page/elizabeth_mcgovern.jpg

smokestack lightning (m coleman), Monday, 14 November 2011 22:10 (twelve years ago) link

Joe Dallesandro, Paul Newman, Warren Beatty.

LeRooLeRoo, Monday, 14 November 2011 22:24 (twelve years ago) link

She's pretty funny in Treme

Do you know what the secret of comity is? (Michael White), Monday, 14 November 2011 23:54 (twelve years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cuYF20qBydQ&feature=related

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 14 November 2011 23:56 (twelve years ago) link

I've been haunted by the woman at the 10:00 mark for over 30 years (or, less poetically, yes, I'd happily go back in time, etc.).

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-jLFLPFKf4o

clemenza, Monday, 14 November 2011 23:57 (twelve years ago) link

Celebrities--goofed.

clemenza, Monday, 14 November 2011 23:58 (twelve years ago) link

More suitable answers: Paula Prentiss and Katherine Ross.

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-k8B4YwUSB-4/Ta7jr3hBO9I/AAAAAAAABLg/q5QMca8XYdY/s1600/paula%2Bprentis%2B13.jpg

http://withfriendship.com/images/f/25305/Katharine-Ross-pic.jpg

Yes, I like The Stepford Wives.

clemenza, Tuesday, 15 November 2011 00:29 (twelve years ago) link

A picked up a collection of 60s Playboys earlier this year, and--despite how obvious the airbrushing in them looks today--I must admit how refreshing it was to see centerfolds w/tanlines, real boobs of various shapes & sizes etc. Lots of time machine fodder in those pages.

In other words, Hello Dolly Read:

http://content6.flixster.com/photo/12/47/77/12477712_gal.jpg

The Man With The Flavored Toothpick (C. Grisso/McCain), Tuesday, 15 November 2011 00:30 (twelve years ago) link

x-post

Side note: even with blockers up, it's still hard to find SFW pix of Read.

The Man With The Flavored Toothpick (C. Grisso/McCain), Tuesday, 15 November 2011 00:33 (twelve years ago) link

I just finished rewatching The Shining. I can't think of another performance like Duvall's where I think she's kind of awful in the first half, and then in the second half gives the most harrowing, authentic, often even moving portrayal of fear I've ever seen.

clemenza, Tuesday, 15 November 2011 00:35 (twelve years ago) link

lol omg

Juggy Brottleteen (ENBB), Tuesday, 15 November 2011 02:05 (twelve years ago) link

i wouldnt use the power of time travel for such prurient purposes

The sham nation of Israel should be destroyed. (Princess TamTam), Tuesday, 15 November 2011 02:06 (twelve years ago) link

http://content9.flixster.com/photo/10/39/04/10390495_gal.jpg

srsly young Bud Cort would be #1
he got so weird 'old Nick Cage' old so fast

Loud music stressed out sad Shadow (Abbbottt), Tuesday, 15 November 2011 02:06 (twelve years ago) link

Awww. He looks like such a little kid though.

Juggy Brottleteen (ENBB), Tuesday, 15 November 2011 02:07 (twelve years ago) link

For me, Linda and Stevie belong right alongside:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ux7HgO9QhAc

clemenza, Tuesday, 15 November 2011 02:08 (twelve years ago) link

I'd still pick what who I posted itt 2 years ago btw. No question.

Juggy Brottleteen (ENBB), Tuesday, 15 November 2011 02:08 (twelve years ago) link

oh, katharine ross...

(Line from Caddyshack.) (stevie), Tuesday, 15 November 2011 09:53 (twelve years ago) link

Every time I see this thread, the Cher song plays in my mind...

"If I could turn back time
If I could find a way
I'd go back the early sixties
and have lots of sex with you..."

Mark G, Tuesday, 15 November 2011 10:49 (twelve years ago) link

I decided I would like the "ws" thread a lot more if it were called "celebrities you would travel back to the present to have lots of sex with."

Loud music stressed out sad Shadow (Abbbottt), Thursday, 17 November 2011 23:57 (twelve years ago) link

one month passes...

Ah, PJ.

I put "R&RHS" on the Touchpad for Alice, a bit of nostalgia for her...

Mark G, Wednesday, 4 January 2012 10:56 (twelve years ago) link

she was great in Stripes

Where Is Reason? (stevie), Wednesday, 4 January 2012 11:27 (twelve years ago) link

Birth Name
Pamela Jayne Hardon

Mark G, Wednesday, 4 January 2012 11:33 (twelve years ago) link

This seems like a good place for this picture of Vincent Price looking quite handsome:

http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lx4n89jF0S1qeaecxo1_500.jpg

They're coming to get you, (Jenny), Wednesday, 4 January 2012 13:37 (twelve years ago) link

Definitely.

Nicole, Wednesday, 4 January 2012 14:24 (twelve years ago) link

Also, everyone in this photo:

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2561/3814350905_0e873033db_o.jpg

Nicole, Wednesday, 4 January 2012 20:52 (twelve years ago) link

http://www.austinchronicle.com/imager/b/feature/82873/abbd840e/xtra_feature-11161.jpeg
Possibly the only thing that made it possible for me to sit through The Chelsea Girls.

stop me before i eat again (j.lu), Wednesday, 4 January 2012 21:23 (twelve years ago) link

two months pass...

http://images-us-am.crackle.com/1/c/cl/3n4wb_tne.jpg?ts=201109172231

goole, Saturday, 24 March 2012 21:44 (twelve years ago) link

Dear George Gage, 17th Century Diplomat (spy?), agent and art dealer for Charles I, I would travel back to Rome in 1622 to have all the sex with you.

http://www.shafe.co.uk/crystal/images/lshafe/Van_Dyck_George_Gage_Looking_at_a_Statuette_1621-2.jpg

White Chocolate Cheesecake, Tuesday, 27 March 2012 21:56 (twelve years ago) link

ha, now who does that remind me of?

Number None, Tuesday, 27 March 2012 22:09 (twelve years ago) link

Thom Yorke in being a vampire shockah!

Mike Love Costume Jewelry on Etsy (C. Grisso/McCain), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 22:25 (twelve years ago) link

timestamp 5:54 onwards is my reason why

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6H3QcpvcIrY

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 23:07 (twelve years ago) link

Emmylou Harris circa 1975-80

banjoboy, Tuesday, 27 March 2012 23:59 (twelve years ago) link

o
t
m

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 00:02 (twelve years ago) link

don't think i'll ever get over martha vickers in the big sleep

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=phkCtrYfnGo

less of the same (darraghmac), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 00:28 (twelve years ago) link

bootube

less of the same (darraghmac), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 00:30 (twelve years ago) link

Lol, all I had to do was glance the painting for George Gage for a couple of seconds, and I knew who made the post before even reading it.

Tuomas, Wednesday, 28 March 2012 08:17 (twelve years ago) link

Whut? He looks like a ginger Thom Yorke channelling Tilda Swinton in Orlando, WHAT IS NOT TO LOVE ABOUT THAT?!?!/ Are you trying to imply I have a ~type~ or something? ;-)

Popcorn Supergay Receiver (Masonic Boom), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 10:16 (twelve years ago) link

http://content9.flixster.com/photo/11/93/52/11935227_ori.jpg

Martin LaSalle in Pickpocket. He'd be more than welcome to...dip into my purse.

Seraphim? I don't even know him! (j.lu), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 13:13 (twelve years ago) link

http://assets.nybooks.com/media/photo/2012/02/14/bell_1-030812_jpg_362x500_crop_q85.jpg

scandalous violet trefusis

mookieproof, Thursday, 29 March 2012 01:34 (twelve years ago) link

four weeks pass...

http://fuckyeahhistorycrushes.tumblr.com

mookieproof, Friday, 27 April 2012 04:52 (twelve years ago) link

Lots of sex so not happening with John Ruskin.

tokyo rosemary, Friday, 27 April 2012 13:46 (twelve years ago) link

he would have dug vajazzling, he was born in the wrong age

goole, Friday, 27 April 2012 15:17 (twelve years ago) link

Nah, Ruskin would get some next-generation Japanese robot partner device, in the shape of a Greek statue and designed from the ground up to be hairless and uncomplicated.

Doctor Casino, Friday, 27 April 2012 16:19 (twelve years ago) link

http://cdn1.janefonda.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/mugweb.jpg

Ward Fowler, Thursday, 3 May 2012 08:26 (twelve years ago) link

various inappropriate captions not to thread.

Mark G, Thursday, 3 May 2012 09:12 (twelve years ago) link

three months pass...

One of the advantages of being over 100 is that everybody is young in comparison. So I don't need a time machine, thank you very much. My favourite bulge-boggling celebrities, even when they're over the hill, are still fifty years younger than me.

What I won't stomach, though, is blubber. Nothing is guaranteed to turn my ardent fuck more quickly into an arid FAQ. Take Morrissey. How on earth can anyone become that lardy on a vegetarian diet? There's only one possible answer: buttered parsnips. All right, margarined parsnips in his case, so that the beautiful butter need not die.

But can you imagine approaching those celebrated lips, source of a million waspish stings, with a rose - in order to reproduce, for a frisky private photo session, those famous Life magazine photographs of Mishima in a loincloth - only to catch an acrid whiff of margarined parsnip and understand exactly why those "mad, mad lovers must pause and draw the line"? Wouldn't you fear that a single thorn from your rose would pop him like a balloon? And where is that loincloth, anyway? Don't say it's ridden up between two flabby folds of vegan buttock?

And yet it's this elephantine yodeling lout - more cake than coke, more Fattenburg than Battenburg, more Debenhams than debonair - who poses, starkers as the stork brought him, on his album sleeves, his cock in a sock. There's clearly much meat in humble pie, but I wouldn't poke that navvy with a jester cane.

Grampsy, Friday, 17 August 2012 15:51 (eleven years ago) link

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

if i had a goat's cheese tostada i might cream myself a little (stevie), Friday, 17 August 2012 18:20 (eleven years ago) link

three weeks pass...

Bedazzled shared this pic on fb today (in honor of, er, the anniversary of her passing).

https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/551694_10151412288416632_2043978081_n.jpg

Jean Seberg=PURE SEX

Instagrams of Lily on My Facebook Wall (C. Grisso/McCain), Sunday, 9 September 2012 00:11 (eleven years ago) link

Caroline Monroe in 1974

http://www.fantasyhottie.com/images/categories/100.jpg

Mirella D'Angelo in 1982

http://www.wearysloth.com/Gallery/ActorsD/4058.gif

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Sunday, 9 September 2012 00:24 (eleven years ago) link

Emmy Hennings, you are too good for that scoundrel Hugo Ball:
http://www.nicework.co.za/nice-blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/Picture-3.jpg

Sadly, as much as I'd like to dictate to her proletariat, neither Rosa Luxemburg or Dolores Ibárruri (La Passionara) are really doing it for me tonight.

A guy who one-shots his coffee before it even cools down (Sanpaku), Sunday, 9 September 2012 01:35 (eleven years ago) link

ok last one, huge crush on k. - so prettyy

http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Books/Pix/pictures/2009/9/17/1253188489676/Franz-Kafka-001.jpg

wolves lacan, Sunday, 9 September 2012 02:34 (eleven years ago) link

young Delta Burke

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_CNPZ0JYfo5Y/SI_-dV_G23I/AAAAAAAACB8/UouPP0dSlxw/s400/Delta.jpg

va va voom!

Broney, Pt. 1 (Pillbox), Sunday, 9 September 2012 03:22 (eleven years ago) link

i didn't know that jean seberg was dead, never mind so young and unpleasantly. :(

tubular, mondo, gnabry (Merdeyeux), Sunday, 9 September 2012 04:21 (eleven years ago) link

Yeah, she actually had a pretty shitty life for such an auspicous beginning.

Instagrams of Lily on My Facebook Wall (C. Grisso/McCain), Sunday, 9 September 2012 04:28 (eleven years ago) link

auspicious, even.

Instagrams of Lily on My Facebook Wall (C. Grisso/McCain), Sunday, 9 September 2012 04:30 (eleven years ago) link

I think it's generally accepted that Gene Kelly was a bit of a hottie, but this picture OMG.
http://p.twimg.com/A1UDTHrCIAAkGWf.jpg

Madchen, Sunday, 9 September 2012 09:37 (eleven years ago) link

wolves lacan, you got good taste

*sad hug eomticon* (Control Z), Sunday, 9 September 2012 09:57 (eleven years ago) link

54.

http://www.scgrandlodgeafm.org/pgm1900/Reid.jpg

Michael Daddino, Sunday, 9 September 2012 13:33 (eleven years ago) link

51.

http://martinmilner.hollywood.com/Gidget1965.jpg

Michael Daddino, Sunday, 9 September 2012 13:41 (eleven years ago) link

49.

http://www.sluggermuseum.com/workspace/uploads/george_brett.jpg

Sorta funny how baseball still defines my idea of man-sexy even though I haven't followed the game in ages.

Michael Daddino, Sunday, 9 September 2012 14:35 (eleven years ago) link

Melina Mercouri in the mid 60s

Stevolende, Sunday, 9 September 2012 21:11 (eleven years ago) link

I like this one of Gary Gentry and Tom Seaver after the 1969 Mets' celebratory apocalypse bcz it looks like they just had ruffsex on the pitcher's mound.

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_3pH8F1XaEYc/SsLhxPb8szI/AAAAAAAAHaA/cpMVc6sGb1A/s400/gentry+(4).JPG

kizz my hairy irish azz (Dr Morbius), Monday, 10 September 2012 17:11 (eleven years ago) link

oh well, there it is

kizz my hairy irish azz (Dr Morbius), Monday, 10 September 2012 17:11 (eleven years ago) link

one month passes...

43.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:SomertonMan2.jpg

Michael Daddino, Monday, 5 November 2012 00:46 (eleven years ago) link

42.

Fuck.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/5/5c/SomertonMan2.jpg

Michael Daddino, Monday, 5 November 2012 00:48 (eleven years ago) link

^is that a corpse?

second only to popcorn (or something), Monday, 5 November 2012 00:49 (eleven years ago) link

41.

Yes, that's a corpse, and before you ask, no, I absolutely would not have sex with this gentleman in his corpsey state. GOL.

Michael Daddino, Monday, 5 November 2012 00:54 (eleven years ago) link

Barbara Steele (Black Sunday, Castle of Blood, An Angel for Satan, oh and 8 ½)

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-ZnqOgfr4N48/Tr1MCRz0sUI/AAAAAAAABMI/8h3DwsgN_UQ/s1600/barb5.jpg

in the Land of the Yik Yak (Sanpaku), Monday, 5 November 2012 03:00 (eleven years ago) link

after watching 8 ½ i decided to add her to the vintage ws thread, finding a photo where she wasn't screaming or deformed was pretty difficult.

Perfect Chicken Forever (Merdeyeux), Monday, 5 November 2012 13:27 (eleven years ago) link

national book award winner louise erdrich

mookieproof, Thursday, 15 November 2012 05:01 (eleven years ago) link

anais nin, obv

http://d.gr-assets.com/authors/1244621792p5/7190.jpg

messiahwannabe, Thursday, 15 November 2012 21:48 (eleven years ago) link

http://www.brainpickings.org/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/marthanussbaum.jpg

乒乓, Thursday, 22 November 2012 15:53 (eleven years ago) link

Goldie Hawn, "Laugh-In"/Cactus Flower/Shampoo-era.

http://content7.flixster.com/photo/11/46/30/11463033_gal.jpg

50 Shades of Greil (C. Grisso/McCain), Thursday, 22 November 2012 19:49 (eleven years ago) link

otfm

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 22 November 2012 20:09 (eleven years ago) link

Joni Mitchell 1969-1971
Emmylou Harris 1975-1978

banjoboy, Thursday, 22 November 2012 20:44 (eleven years ago) link

I'm not sure I need to go that far back
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F9N5MGRPV0I

Andrew Farrell, Thursday, 22 November 2012 21:03 (eleven years ago) link

Definitely not Joni Mitchell

One Way Ticket on the 1277 Express (Bill Magill), Sunday, 25 November 2012 05:07 (eleven years ago) link

one month passes...

YouTube has a bunch of short home movies shot by Roddy McDowall at swinging Malibu pool parties in 1965. Dennis Hopper was super-good-looking in those days, as were Lee Remick, Natalie Wood, Sal Mineo, and others.

*rad hug eomticon* (Control Z), Monday, 7 January 2013 22:01 (eleven years ago) link

Uploaded on Aug 31, 2011

Jane Fonda and Julie Andrews on Malibu Beach 1965. Silent home movies given to me personally by Roddy McDowall. ATTENTION! Watch out for a Hungarian with the YouTube ID sengak- he has been pirating this clip, and depite numerous reports to eBay, will not stop reuploading it. Boycott him. I think that he may be a psychotic.

goole, Monday, 7 January 2013 22:08 (eleven years ago) link

Hungarian and possibly psychotic? oh sengakpaws.

But young Dennis Hopper. KAPOW.

*rad hug eomticon* (Control Z), Tuesday, 8 January 2013 03:52 (eleven years ago) link

two months pass...

Kinda weird how those photos look like they were taken yesterday.

Eyeball Kicks, Thursday, 14 March 2013 11:21 (eleven years ago) link

one month passes...

otm x 1000

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 4 May 2013 04:55 (eleven years ago) link

why don't more people have hair like that?

rock 'em sock 'em (Treeship), Saturday, 4 May 2013 05:10 (eleven years ago) link

for all time

media conglomerates are pedaling the same product (stevie), Saturday, 4 May 2013 08:53 (eleven years ago) link

I guess people spend less time with pigs than they used to.

Madchen, Saturday, 4 May 2013 08:56 (eleven years ago) link

I was going to guess widespread availability of affordable combs.

You can fondle the cube but it will not respond. (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Saturday, 4 May 2013 09:04 (eleven years ago) link

cause she done did it

j., Saturday, 4 May 2013 17:05 (eleven years ago) link

Looks like she has multiple Bump-its in there.

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Saturday, 4 May 2013 17:40 (eleven years ago) link

two weeks pass...
one month passes...
three weeks pass...

A nice bonus feature of the Hitchcock 9 retrospective:
http://ts2.mm.bing.net/th?id=H.4929863320601317&pid=1.7

Word Salad Username (j.lu), Wednesday, 31 July 2013 02:47 (ten years ago) link

two months pass...

clouds, Thursday, 17 October 2013 13:57 (ten years ago) link

mh, otm. Don't even need to to travel back in time.

The normative power of the factual (Michael White), Thursday, 17 October 2013 21:11 (ten years ago) link

http://www.musicpophits.com/images/MusoPage/MainHarpersBizarre.jpg
dude on the left v smashable imo

the tune was space, Thursday, 17 October 2013 21:13 (ten years ago) link

Dude on left kinda looks like gr8080?

nickn, Thursday, 17 October 2013 21:19 (ten years ago) link

with my first glance at the Napoleon guy I thought it was Artaud, but I guess it's actually the guy who played Napoleon in a film that Artaud also happened to be in? Confused now.

I don't think I'd travel back in time for that guy but I'd definitely travel back in time for Passion of Joan of Arc-era Artaud.

Merdeyeux, Thursday, 17 October 2013 22:05 (ten years ago) link

gr8080 v smashable too (not 2b crepey, just honest)

the tune was space, Thursday, 17 October 2013 22:27 (ten years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vsBP5P0Xe2c

when ricky nelson closes his eyes while singing it's like whoah

the tune was space, Monday, 28 October 2013 03:14 (ten years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9QDQiH4Y5eA

and he basically does it all the time, the same kind of earnest-yet-smacked-out vibe prevails in every performance clip

rowr

the tune was space, Monday, 28 October 2013 03:22 (ten years ago) link

Ricky N. was a well-known dreamboat.

Aimless, Monday, 28 October 2013 05:03 (ten years ago) link

my mom and i had a poignant conversation after i had discovered the hottness of ricky nelson in high school
she was like "OH yeah, he was dreamy"

sweat pea (La Lechera), Monday, 28 October 2013 13:57 (ten years ago) link

three months pass...

http://www.cardcow.com/images/set517/card00807_fr.jpg

soref, Sunday, 2 February 2014 18:41 (ten years ago) link

Artist Tamara De Lempicka

http://media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/7c/3b/5e/7c3b5e780f68e8434f0b1f6f724c86bb.jpg

nickn, Sunday, 2 February 2014 19:20 (ten years ago) link

Emma Peel?

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Sunday, 9 February 2014 21:52 (ten years ago) link

three months pass...

"City of veiled seductions," indeed.

Doctor Casino, Friday, 30 May 2014 18:56 (nine years ago) link

http://www.gorby.ru/userfiles/ms5192w.jpg

Groovy Wordbender (soref), Friday, 30 May 2014 19:02 (nine years ago) link

http://www.newwavefilm.com/images/jacques-dutronc2.jpg

tokyo rosemary, Monday, 9 June 2014 03:10 (nine years ago) link

oh hellllloooo

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 9 June 2014 03:46 (nine years ago) link

Such a chameleon, but por example (Sam Shephard has recounted having his young mind blown when she came on a talk show barefoot---nobody did that then---or now, maybe? "The female Brando," he called her)

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_eXc_EwBohOg/TUDpYeoHddI/AAAAAAAADOI/VciHZtOY3to/s1600/600full-tuesday-weld.jpg

dow, Monday, 9 June 2014 17:04 (nine years ago) link

Tuesday 'n' me

http://acertaincinema.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/weld-perkins.jpg

dow, Monday, 9 June 2014 17:08 (nine years ago) link

three weeks pass...

tokyo rosemary knows what I like.

Orson Wellies (in orbit), Thursday, 3 July 2014 00:12 (nine years ago) link

Although tbh mods don't make me want to have sex with them, they just make me want to gawk and admire.

Orson Wellies (in orbit), Thursday, 3 July 2014 00:13 (nine years ago) link

four months pass...

I hate the title of this thread but I needed somewhere to post this picture of Romy Schneider...

http://medias.unifrance.org/medias/134/241/61830/format_page/romy-schneider.jpg

Letsby Avenue (Tom D.), Tuesday, 2 December 2014 12:31 (nine years ago) link

This is kind of a weird one, but I was watching Alfred Hitchcock Presents episodes last weekend and there was one with Barbara Cook, who did tons of Broadway but not much television, and is still singing. In that Hitchcock ep:

http://newyorkarts.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/BarbaraCookAlfredHitchcock.jpg

The Thelonius Monk of nu-ki? (Dan Peterson), Tuesday, 2 December 2014 17:30 (nine years ago) link

four months pass...

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CBl7dyzW0AAtc6T.jpg

young Ted Heath surprisingly hot

squeak and gibber (soref), Thursday, 16 April 2015 20:19 (nine years ago) link

Scrawny lil killable sparrow legged tory pedophile is all I see tbh.

xelab, Thursday, 16 April 2015 21:30 (nine years ago) link

Whoever this is in the old photo used on this book cover:
http://sohopress.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/Innocence-Cov-409x600.jpg

as verbose and purple as a Peter Ustinov made of plums (James Morrison), Friday, 17 April 2015 01:02 (nine years ago) link

sorry to ruin the mystique, but that's a stock photo with 'grain added for more film effect', and it's probably only a few years old http://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-colbert.gif

the geographibebebe (unregistered), Friday, 17 April 2015 01:11 (nine years ago) link

well, bum.

on the other hand, no access to time travel needed.

as verbose and purple as a Peter Ustinov made of plums (James Morrison), Friday, 17 April 2015 03:17 (nine years ago) link

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/9/97/Anton_P_Chekhov.jpg
anton chekhov

drash, Friday, 17 April 2015 07:19 (nine years ago) link

http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2013/03/10/t-magazine/10arena-yesplease-slide-TFDA/10arena-yesplease-slide-TFDA-jumbo.jpg
young christopher hitchens (for sex, whiskey, & arguing about politics)

drash, Friday, 17 April 2015 07:37 (nine years ago) link

http://www.independent.co.uk/incoming/article7962427.ece/alternates/w620/5429231.jpg
elliot gould

drash, Friday, 17 April 2015 08:02 (nine years ago) link

three weeks pass...

http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7159/6497820821_c5430625e4.jpg

drash, Sunday, 10 May 2015 17:02 (nine years ago) link

one month passes...

^otm

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/b7/17/0d/b7170d9339950ff62d9cc90972cf0d47.jpg
walker evans

drash, Friday, 19 June 2015 21:38 (eight years ago) link

Is that Gena Rowlands? Very OTM anyway. Never thought of myself as a Barbara Stanwyck fan but this caught my eye the other day:

http://images3.ehaus2.co.uk/macmillan-images/m/978184/9781844576487.jpg

The Manner of Crawly (Tom D.), Friday, 19 June 2015 21:49 (eight years ago) link

btw Chekhov, handsome dude.

The Manner of Crawly (Tom D.), Friday, 19 June 2015 21:57 (eight years ago) link

yes, chekhov may be my #1 historical crush

drash, Friday, 19 June 2015 22:04 (eight years ago) link

https://screenreadings.files.wordpress.com/2015/03/out_of_the_past1.jpg

Jane Greer and Robert Mitchum both very pretty here

as verbose and purple as a Peter Ustinov made of plums (James Morrison), Sunday, 21 June 2015 09:25 (eight years ago) link

OTM, I'm surprised I haven't posted any pics of Jane Greer on here... maybe I have.

The Manner of Crawly (Tom D.), Sunday, 21 June 2015 09:52 (eight years ago) link

who's that?

how's life, Sunday, 21 June 2015 11:47 (eight years ago) link

shirley maclaine

anvil, Sunday, 21 June 2015 11:50 (eight years ago) link

who's that?

:O

The Manner of Crawly (Tom D.), Sunday, 21 June 2015 11:53 (eight years ago) link

She may have been mentioned on the thread before, but my cousin and I watched Lubitsch's Heaven Can Wait the other night, and damn but Gene Tierney was otherworldly:

http://i378.photobucket.com/albums/oo229/ladylovelylocks894/HeavenCanWait/heavencanwait-00034.png

I might like you better if we Yelped together (Phil D.), Sunday, 21 June 2015 15:03 (eight years ago) link

xp he looks v like Chris o'dowd there y/n

designated hitler (darraghmac), Sunday, 21 June 2015 15:04 (eight years ago) link

i love gene tierney!

and alfred super otm re cowboy rick

difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 21 June 2015 15:10 (eight years ago) link

Is shirley the ur-text for manic pixie dream girl?

Οὖτις, Sunday, 21 June 2015 15:16 (eight years ago) link

No, I think Katherine Hepburn in "Bringing Up Baby" probably is.

I might like you better if we Yelped together (Phil D.), Sunday, 21 June 2015 15:23 (eight years ago) link

xps lol y

drash, Sunday, 21 June 2015 15:25 (eight years ago) link

I have a hard time thinking of hepburn as a pixie

Οὖτις, Sunday, 21 June 2015 15:33 (eight years ago) link

https://33.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxahhi2XO91qgxbs4o1_250.gif

drash, Sunday, 21 June 2015 16:14 (eight years ago) link

Paulette Goddard, ca. Modern Times

http://hqofk.files.wordpress.com/2014/07/pg1.jpg

Johnny Fever, Sunday, 21 June 2015 16:48 (eight years ago) link

^ I love that this photo looks like it could have been taken this morning, but is actually almost 80 years old.

Johnny Fever, Sunday, 21 June 2015 16:51 (eight years ago) link

^Co-Sign (I'm such a slut): I still vividly remember seeing Modern Times for the first time--it was in a packed repertory theatre, and when Goddard first appeared on screen, there was this collective <GASP> from the all the males in the room.

Love, Wilco (C. Grisso/McCain), Sunday, 21 June 2015 16:58 (eight years ago) link

JF otm, wow what a great photo.

here i am in the land of large breakfasts (Doctor Casino), Sunday, 21 June 2015 17:05 (eight years ago) link

I cant think of anyone properly famous. Lots of beautiful celebrities past and present but I think all the sexiest ones (for me) were in smaller parts.

Robert Adam Gilmour, Sunday, 21 June 2015 17:11 (eight years ago) link

http://img5.bdbphotos.com/images/orig/f/n/fnusynmrk5wbsunb.jpg?djet1p5k

Olga Zhiznyeva

soref, Sunday, 21 June 2015 17:23 (eight years ago) link

cosign on Ricky and Monty

The New Gay Sadness (cryptosicko), Sunday, 21 June 2015 18:36 (eight years ago) link

cosign on Ricky and Monty

― The New Gay Sadness (cryptosicko), Sunday, June 21, 2015 2:36 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I thought this said "Rick & Morty" and was about to FP you.

Goddard in Modern Times is almost unbelievably gorgeous. Here's to gamines!

I might like you better if we Yelped together (Phil D.), Sunday, 21 June 2015 20:27 (eight years ago) link

ah, her tousled hair!

here's another of hottie james salter (RIP):

http://assets.esquire.co.uk/images/uploads/fourbythree/_1440_43/james-slater-author-43.jpg

he could have been a movie star. he's got a sterling hayden/nick nolte thing going on.

wizzz! (amateurist), Sunday, 21 June 2015 20:42 (eight years ago) link

^he looks a little like robert ryan

http://www.filmnoirblonde.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/ROBERT-RYAN.jpg

drash, Sunday, 21 June 2015 21:15 (eight years ago) link

yeah, i was gonna add robert ryan. looks closer to hayden to me, still:

https://38.media.tumblr.com/828aea2538c70b41dfdc42541dbf3771/tumblr_nenh3wm7BG1qzsuffo1_r1_500.gif

curiously, salter's speaking voice was much higher than you'd expect given his macho look.

wizzz! (amateurist), Sunday, 21 June 2015 21:44 (eight years ago) link

speaking of hayden, would travel back in time to kick it with

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=einQjrm2vnY

drash, Sunday, 21 June 2015 22:05 (eight years ago) link

im kinda seeing john c mcginley. maybe it's the mustache.

here i am in the land of large breakfasts (Doctor Casino), Sunday, 21 June 2015 22:47 (eight years ago) link

https://thebestpictureproject.files.wordpress.com/2012/10/catpeople3.jpg
simone simon

drash, Sunday, 28 June 2015 16:49 (eight years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/08aIx.gif
maria schneider

drash, Sunday, 28 June 2015 16:51 (eight years ago) link

http://www.beatrix.pro.br/mofo/imagens/fall_mark.jpg
babe mark e. smith

drash, Thursday, 2 July 2015 22:16 (eight years ago) link

http://www.lippsisters.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/PDVD_145.bmp
david farrar

drash, Thursday, 2 July 2015 22:18 (eight years ago) link

saw "Marlowe" a few nights back with Rita Moreno as a stripper... good lord, she was DEVASTATING back in the day
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aRNz7ZcOg-U
http://images.fineartamerica.com/images-medium-large-5/1-marlowe-rita-moreno-1969-everett.jpg

like a giraffe of nah (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 9 July 2015 19:00 (eight years ago) link

Ooops, that's Barbara Stanwyck as a Ziegfeld girl (c. 1924).

We'd like to conduct a wobulator test here (Sanpaku), Thursday, 9 July 2015 20:51 (eight years ago) link

http://www.quotationof.com/images/harold-lloyd-2.jpg

I have no quarrel with anyone who thinks Buster Keaton or Charlie Chaplin was the better comedian. But damn Harold Lloyd could be cute.

Charlie Chaplin Challenge (j.lu), Tuesday, 14 July 2015 02:28 (eight years ago) link

three weeks pass...

https://youtu.be/_TJBpMxH4D8?t=21m13s

Sophia Loren

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 5 August 2015 21:21 (eight years ago) link

http://i.giflike.com/57d5A9f.gif

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 5 August 2015 21:38 (eight years ago) link

I think I have a problem.

http://40.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mc9d05RiLG1ritsqio1_1280.png

The Hauntology of Celebrity (Branwell with an N), Thursday, 6 August 2015 04:21 (eight years ago) link

Ralf or

let no-one live rent free in your butt (sic), Thursday, 6 August 2015 14:11 (eight years ago) link

Ralf *UND*...

The Hauntology of Celebrity (Branwell with an N), Thursday, 6 August 2015 14:43 (eight years ago) link

I mean I'm totally a Florian Stan but seriously, those trousers. 👀

I'm sorry but any protestations about not wanting to be my sex object just do not compute when I can see your organ!

The Hauntology of Celebrity (Branwell with an N), Thursday, 6 August 2015 14:45 (eight years ago) link

How many years does that pre-date the This Corrosion video by?

suffeeciant attreebution (aldo), Thursday, 6 August 2015 14:52 (eight years ago) link

http://www.davidbordwell.net/blog/wp-content/uploads/Agee-floor-300.jpg
james agee

drash, Thursday, 6 August 2015 16:16 (eight years ago) link

ralf's trousers there really are implausibly tight, he looks ready to kravitz all over the place

Merdeyeux, Thursday, 6 August 2015 16:32 (eight years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/Mqn6klF.jpg

gr8080, Thursday, 6 August 2015 16:35 (eight years ago) link

BUT THERE'S WORSE!!! I'm gonna link this because it might be potentially slightly nsfw (he is clothed but you can see ~everything~)

http://ralfaella.tumblr.com/post/125375528055/ralf-florian

I am having rather a lot of trouble coping with this information but it's making me very very happy.

*listens to Ruckzuck until my head explodes*

The Hauntology of Celebrity (Branwell with an N), Thursday, 6 August 2015 17:34 (eight years ago) link

I AM NOT OK WITH THIS!!!

How can I be having these kinds of feelings for Ralf "King Dork" Hütter?

The Hauntology of Celebrity (Branwell with an N), Thursday, 6 August 2015 17:37 (eight years ago) link

as far as i can see, nothing wrong with that, at all
ralf is totally begehrenswert

drash, Friday, 7 August 2015 03:43 (eight years ago) link

Hi drash, I don't think we know each other?

It's BAD because my obsessions tend to be a little... intense. Herr Hütter is probably not a good person to focus these fixations on as he seems a rather intense artist himself.

The Hauntology of Celebrity (Branwell with an N), Friday, 7 August 2015 06:04 (eight years ago) link

hi branwell, nice to meet you officially

i see. i sympathize. well, insofar as one has crush-taste for intense artists, this thread seems safe-ish place to indulge
time travel proviso frees ‘wd have lots of sex with’ criterion from consideration of whether that lots-o-sex wd be healthy for one or wise
(yes this actually crossed my mind when i made some choices itt)

drash, Friday, 7 August 2015 09:10 (eight years ago) link

Sorry, drash, I'm not explaining myself very well here. I am mainly disappointed in myself for this shameful crush.

Also, when I get a sexual fixation, I tend to be very...

https://38.media.tumblr.com/6063efa92da960ae4e66696994054cde/tumblr_nschnfhAhV1rjw8sqo1_400.gif

...about it. And I think that other ILX users prefer if I were not encouraged in this behaviour?

The Hauntology of Celebrity (Branwell with an N), Friday, 7 August 2015 10:55 (eight years ago) link

As someone who considers themselves your friend, and has been on ILX with you for at least a decade, I have no idea what that gif means, so I'm not sure how the new guy is going to...?

Andrew Farrell, Friday, 7 August 2015 11:21 (eight years ago) link

It is Florian engaging in super-repetitive behaviour, pushing the same button over and over again in a loop.

Look, I'm sorry. This was clearly a mistake, never mind.

The Hauntology of Celebrity (Branwell with an N), Friday, 7 August 2015 11:32 (eight years ago) link

(understand re repetitive button-pushing; def get stuck in my own compulsive loops sometimes; sympathize)
(was just speaking for myself personally, i don’t mind those pics, but don’t mean & don’t want to encourage you or anyone in unhappy-making behavior, if you judge it to be so. cheers)

drash, Friday, 7 August 2015 13:02 (eight years ago) link

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lx7xh0byCu1r18xvwo1_1280.jpg
bibi andersson

drash, Friday, 7 August 2015 13:04 (eight years ago) link

drash there used to be a video on youtube of that scene from Persona set to this but its since been removed :-(

gr8080, Friday, 7 August 2015 19:46 (eight years ago) link

aw that sounds great

drash, Friday, 7 August 2015 19:56 (eight years ago) link

John Doe circa 1980

Or ca 2003 tbh. John Doe standing in front of my table talking to Rhett Miller nearly caused my untimely demise sometime in the early 2000s.

Orson Wellies (in orbit), Friday, 7 August 2015 20:12 (eight years ago) link

john doe any time. on stage last year was like, um i cant feel my legs

difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 7 August 2015 20:18 (eight years ago) link

John Doe circa 1980
Or ca 2003 tbh
john doe any time

otm
http://thephoenix.com/secure/uploadedImages/The_Phoenix/Music/CD_Review/061229_inside_otr_joe.jpg

drash, Friday, 7 August 2015 20:31 (eight years ago) link

Hmmmm, his nose is not quite pointed enough for me.

Florian Schneider has, I think, the most sharply pointed nose of any human on earth.

The Hauntology of Celebrity (Branwell with an N), Friday, 7 August 2015 20:52 (eight years ago) link

:^)

gr8080, Friday, 7 August 2015 21:04 (eight years ago) link

An endless Busby Berkley row of pointed noses.

http://giphy.com/gifs/kraftwerk-florian-schneider-ralf-hutter-evySwShPuNtq8

The Hauntology of Celebrity (Branwell with an N), Friday, 7 August 2015 21:40 (eight years ago) link

Straight up glamourpusses don't generally interest me that much... nonetheless ...

http://www.italoamericano.org/sites/default/files/virna-lisi-dolci-signore.jpg

The Tony Hart Land (Tom D.), Friday, 7 August 2015 23:39 (eight years ago) link

punctum: the birthmark

drash, Saturday, 8 August 2015 03:28 (eight years ago) link

kristin scott thomas yesterday/today/4eva

mookieproof, Saturday, 8 August 2015 03:48 (eight years ago) link

Lookit these dorks.

http://41.media.tumblr.com/7cef76f3fec06878bcc185ece49cf5ab/tumblr_nm5fqsw0z51ritsqio1_1280.jpg

I would travel back in time to have all the sex in Düsseldorf.

The Hauntology of Celebrity (Branwell with an N), Saturday, 8 August 2015 05:55 (eight years ago) link

xxp Virna Lisi looks a lot like Margot Robbie.

http://www.canadianliving.com/img/photos/biz/image/2015/Style/MediumHairstyles_May15/Margot_Robbie_bob_hair.jpg

Love, Wilco (C. Grisso/McCain), Saturday, 8 August 2015 06:27 (eight years ago) link

ralf has a little of the raggett about him there xp

killfile with that .exe, you goon (wins), Saturday, 8 August 2015 06:30 (eight years ago) link

I may have mentioned my love for Spanish pop star Marisol in the past.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9MSav8_POlo

Bonus points for being a Communist.

I wear my Redditor loathing with pride (ShariVari), Saturday, 8 August 2015 07:01 (eight years ago) link

kristin scott thomas yesterday/today/4eva

Yes.

Cue "Photos taken of famous people together" thread.

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_pj9fJGBMFVQ/TDn4DGoVanI/AAAAAAAAAVg/TngmgHauTBU/s400/Cherry_Moon_29.png

Planned adolescence (Sanpaku), Saturday, 8 August 2015 15:07 (eight years ago) link

^otm

kraftwerk dudes adorkable, yes

drash, Saturday, 8 August 2015 22:59 (eight years ago) link

http://i.ytimg.com/vi/G9iQbNmoj0s/hqdefault.jpg
jean eustache

drash, Saturday, 8 August 2015 23:00 (eight years ago) link

https://luminous-landscape.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/06/Picture1.jpg
david hemmings

drash, Saturday, 8 August 2015 23:07 (eight years ago) link

David Hemmings yes!

Super-double bonus "travel back in time for" from my favourite film:

http://www.nycitywoman.com/files/imagecache/slideshow-in-article/JF-DH-Barbarella.jpg

The Hauntology of Celebrity (Branwell with an N), Sunday, 9 August 2015 06:44 (eight years ago) link

Or would one be travelling into the future for Barbarella? I don't care; I'm going there. To play the orgasmatron.

Also, I've never heard the word "adorkable" applied to a man, but there really is no other word for them. I've got in trouble before for jizzing this all over ILX (warning: bigness) but I don't know if I want to have more of the sex with them or their massive piles of synthesisers here:

https://stevenkellyblog.files.wordpress.com/2014/03/kraftwerk-studio.jpg

The Hauntology of Celebrity (Branwell with an N), Sunday, 9 August 2015 06:47 (eight years ago) link

lol <3 barbarella

great image with synths; cross reference to the synth wizards picture thread
Synth Wizards - A Picture Thread

drash, Sunday, 9 August 2015 11:56 (eight years ago) link

Think Ralf und Florian belong more on:

Electronic Artist You'd Most Like To Put In Your... Y'Know

The Hauntology of Celebrity (Branwell with an N), Sunday, 9 August 2015 12:21 (eight years ago) link

http://www.kraftwerk.moxo.cz/images/fotogalerie/florian-schneider-1970.jpg

I have just been taught the phrase "die Rohr verlegen" for my epic KraftNeuClusterCan fan fic. Yes I would very much like to lay that piper, fnar.

The Hauntology of Celebrity (Branwell with an N), Sunday, 9 August 2015 12:26 (eight years ago) link

Piper at the gates of... Y'know

killfile with that .exe, you goon (wins), Sunday, 9 August 2015 12:33 (eight years ago) link

clean-cut cyborg Kraftwerk > longhaired hippie Kraftwerk

imho

stoomcursus rockisme (unregistered), Sunday, 9 August 2015 14:52 (eight years ago) link

Your opinion is RONG.

The Hauntology of Celebrity (Branwell with an N), Sunday, 9 August 2015 15:33 (eight years ago) link

Mind you, I'm not talking about which Kraftwerk I want to listen to, just which Kraftwerk I want to put in my... Y'Know.

The Hauntology of Celebrity (Branwell with an N), Sunday, 9 August 2015 15:35 (eight years ago) link

I have a hard time separating their music from their appearance. I prefer my Deutsche Elektronische Musik to be sleek and sexless and fluteless, so I expect the same of their fashion choices (this applies to everyone but Ralf, who looked pretty much the same at all phases of their career). to be fair I might feel differently if I had any interest in putting Kraftwerk in my [MOD EDIT].

I did some googling to figure out whether Tangerine Dream had ever undergone a Kraftwerk-style makeover, but they never really stopped being shaggy hippie dudes, and it suited them somehow:

http://i.imgur.com/OHX5CpO.jpg?1
http://i.imgur.com/Yx49IIr.jpg?1

stoomcursus rockisme (unregistered), Sunday, 9 August 2015 17:15 (eight years ago) link

this applies to everyone but Ralf

oops, meant to say Florian

stoomcursus rockisme (unregistered), Sunday, 9 August 2015 17:24 (eight years ago) link

Well, Florian went from jaw-length hair and sideburns, to short hair, to no hair. So there's been some change. He's just so distinctive looking I think it's impossible for him to look like anyone else, no matter what styling he has.

But the thing is, I'm sorry, but... sexless? Fluteless, sure, I can understand how free jazz flute isn't to everyone's taste.

I have never understood why people called Kraftwerk's music sexless. OK, maybe the earlier experimental traffic cone stuff is a bit wibbly and rather sexless; Ananas Symphony isn't exactly a banger. But the *music* of the kind of classic period? Are you kidding me? It's dance music! It's incredibly sexy, even while it's austere and restrained - or perhaps that's why it's so sexy, because it's so repressed, it's practically dripping with sex. (And that's not even touching on the lyrical content - like, every hetero(ish) female Kraftwerk fan I've ever known has highlighted the same bits in Computer Love and The Robots - come on! "We are programmed just to do/Anything you want us to" like HELLO! - and so on.)

Sexless... if all that machine music on TEE isn't drop-dead sexy and if the romanticism of e.g. Neon Lights isn't drenched in emotion... well if that stuff isn't considered sexy, then quite frankly I'm not sure what sex is supposed to be.

Granted, this is not the best thread for this, perhaps I should just go and revive one of ILM's 8 billion Kraftwerk threads, but this has always confused me deeply.

The Hauntology of Celebrity (Branwell with an N), Sunday, 9 August 2015 17:50 (eight years ago) link

Because I'm aware that not everyone wants to talk about Kraftwerk as much as I do right now, derailing to here:

Favourite Member of Kraftwerk (classic line-up)

The Hauntology of Celebrity (Branwell with an N), Sunday, 9 August 2015 17:53 (eight years ago) link

That one guy looks uncannily like David Gilmour.

rack of lamb of god (WilliamC), Sunday, 9 August 2015 20:34 (eight years ago) link

He does but I think Stips gets the edge for sweetness and prettiness.

Robert Adam Gilmour, Sunday, 9 August 2015 20:37 (eight years ago) link

OK, maybe the earlier experimental traffic cone stuff is a bit wibbly and rather sexless

i think this https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CLuvw4yWsAEixhy.jpg nsfw 1971 tour poster wishes to disagree but tbh i don't have an assessment of it besides 'O_o'

Merdeyeux, Sunday, 9 August 2015 20:45 (eight years ago) link

(i'll warn you in advance that it's not the good kind of nsfw you may be anticipating)

Merdeyeux, Sunday, 9 August 2015 20:46 (eight years ago) link

Oh no my phone really does not get along with photobucket so I am going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the pretty prog boy

Merdeyeux, I know exactly which poster you mean without having to click on the link, and all I can say to you is: that poster does not, to me, signify "sexy" but as the owner of a... Y'Know it signifies "OUCH OUCH OUCH THAT DOES NOT GO IN THERE!"

The Hauntology of Celebrity (Branwell with an N), Sunday, 9 August 2015 20:59 (eight years ago) link

i am sure, the O_o factor is working on several levels

Merdeyeux, Sunday, 9 August 2015 21:04 (eight years ago) link

I suppose the question of whether Kraftwerk's music is sexy or sexless comes down to one's attitudes about these topics:

Are androids sexy? YES!
Are machines sexy? YES!
Are trains sexy? YES!
Is technology sexy? YES!
Is physics sexy? YES!
Are fast cars and racing cycles sexy? Well I'd say no but British television programming seems to suggest otherwise.

Your mileage may vary.

The Hauntology of Celebrity (Branwell with an N), Sunday, 9 August 2015 21:51 (eight years ago) link

I'd not ever seen this photo of Chaka Khan before. Hey, girl.

http://i.imgur.com/RyZSTXs.jpg

Johnny Fever, Friday, 14 August 2015 16:14 (eight years ago) link

Let me tell you what I wanna do I wanna love you wanna hug you wanna squeeze you too let me take you in my arms let me fill you with my charms
http://www.glp.at/sites/default/files/styles/artist_colorbox_popup/public/uploads/gallery/images/PIC2.JPG

Trigger warning: (Sanpaku), Friday, 14 August 2015 20:32 (eight years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/GybtyUP.jpg

Iago Galdston, Friday, 14 August 2015 20:48 (eight years ago) link

Haven't seen Edward Scissorhands in a long time but in retrospect, the mother played by Dianne Wiest had one of the warmest and kindest faces ever.

Robert Adam Gilmour, Tuesday, 18 August 2015 01:20 (eight years ago) link

one month passes...

Just saw a clip tonight of Doris Day doing "Windy City" in Calamity Jane. Was spellbound.

Gorefest Frump (Doctor Casino), Wednesday, 23 September 2015 04:36 (eight years ago) link

BUT IT AINT GOT WHAT WEEEEE GOT

Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 23 September 2015 05:00 (eight years ago) link

She has kind of a Manson girl look in that first pic.

Give me Kay Lenz in Breezy.

http://thisdistractedglobe.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/Breezy-1973-Kay-Lenz-pic-101.jpg

nickn, Wednesday, 23 September 2015 15:47 (eight years ago) link

My wife has never seen Rebecca so we were watching last night, and god, 23-year-old Joan Fontaine was just astonishing.

I might like you better if we Yelped together (Phil D.), Wednesday, 23 September 2015 16:21 (eight years ago) link

yep

deejerk reactions (darraghmac), Wednesday, 23 September 2015 16:28 (eight years ago) link

She has kind of a Manson girl look in that first

Ha! I screened the o.g. The Big Bounce last night, and she kind of <is> a Manson Girl in it.

http://themoldydoily.typepad.com/my_weblog/images/9791.jpg

http://www.imfdb.org/images/thumb/7/74/TBB69_003.jpg/600px-TBB69_003.jpg

Love, Wilco (C. Grisso/McCain), Thursday, 1 October 2015 17:55 (eight years ago) link

three weeks pass...

yup, love her

on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Monday, 2 November 2015 04:27 (eight years ago) link

crotch

The Once-ler, Monday, 2 November 2015 04:40 (eight years ago) link

'70s era jaclyn smith

https://gigisaffronever.files.wordpress.com/2011/09/jaclyn-smith-photo119.jpg

nomar, Friday, 6 November 2015 05:25 (eight years ago) link

Wanting to have lots of sex with the stars of Charlie's Angels is what kept that show on the air (it wasn't the acting or the scripts).

Ⓓⓡ. (Johnny Fever), Friday, 6 November 2015 05:36 (eight years ago) link

http://david-paris.blogspot.com/

Something for everyone here

How Butch, I mean (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Wednesday, 11 November 2015 21:08 (eight years ago) link

Hitler lol

un-ironic, earnest racist manning remains to be rehabilitated (Bananaman Begins), Wednesday, 11 November 2015 21:09 (eight years ago) link

Baby Hitler?

Caput Johannis in Disco (Tom D.), Wednesday, 11 November 2015 21:17 (eight years ago) link

Hitler, Baby

on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Wednesday, 11 November 2015 21:52 (eight years ago) link

Speaking of which:

http://iranpoliticsclub.net/photos/nazi-girls5/images/Eva%20Braun%20&%20Cat.jpg

Sanpaku, Friday, 13 November 2015 03:10 (eight years ago) link

I'd probably pass on the lots and lots.

Sanpaku, Friday, 13 November 2015 03:11 (eight years ago) link

three weeks pass...

Debbi (Sivyer) Fields of Mrs. Fields Cookies fame, working as an Oakland A's ball girl circa 1972:

http://i.imgur.com/g4rh1Zv.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/TbsJwkt.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/YtHdTMR.jpg

scarlett bohansson (unregistered), Friday, 4 December 2015 22:09 (eight years ago) link

lol rollie

mookieproof, Saturday, 5 December 2015 00:38 (eight years ago) link

looks like a curvier rashida jones so yes, thank you.

Eugene Goostman (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 5 December 2015 05:04 (eight years ago) link

four weeks pass...

Marisol Escobar

http://guardianlv.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/marisol1-e1403976110312.jpg

Elvis Telecom, Saturday, 2 January 2016 23:49 (eight years ago) link

two months pass...
three months pass...

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CnMeYYtXEAAYZCP.jpg:small

mookieproof, Wednesday, 13 July 2016 12:59 (seven years ago) link

I would even settle for scribbling on a legal pad while wearing matching short shorts with.

j.o. seasoning (how's life), Wednesday, 13 July 2016 13:15 (seven years ago) link

Sorry to be that Tuomas, but who are they?

They could have been Stackridge. (Tom D.), Wednesday, 13 July 2016 13:21 (seven years ago) link

The guy looks a bit like Sterling Morrison.

They could have been Stackridge. (Tom D.), Wednesday, 13 July 2016 13:22 (seven years ago) link

Elizabeth Warren and husband.

j.o. seasoning (how's life), Wednesday, 13 July 2016 13:23 (seven years ago) link

Oh, right. Was she married to Sterling Morrison at all?

They could have been Stackridge. (Tom D.), Wednesday, 13 July 2016 13:24 (seven years ago) link

Nope.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bruce_Mann_(legal_historian)

j.o. seasoning (how's life), Wednesday, 13 July 2016 13:26 (seven years ago) link

six months pass...

Simone Simon in the 1940s

Adrienne Barbeau in the 1970s

Robert Adam Gilmour, Thursday, 26 January 2017 19:50 (seven years ago) link

flipper the dolphin, circa 1968

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/4/4d/Flipper_The_Dolphin_1968.jpg

look at that coquettish expression

the greg evigan school of improvised explosive devices (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 26 January 2017 19:59 (seven years ago) link

Flipper was portrayed by five different dolphins, the most commonly used ones were named "Kathy" and "Susie."

soref, Thursday, 26 January 2017 20:04 (seven years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/wzFay2C.gif

nomar, Thursday, 26 January 2017 20:18 (seven years ago) link

the other three were called Patty, Scotty and Squirt, apparently

soref, Thursday, 26 January 2017 20:37 (seven years ago) link

two weeks pass...

1980s Cait O'Riordan, holy fucking shit

http://www.pogues.com/Pics/Photos/Portraits/caitoriordan.JPG

Sharper version here: https://uk.pinterest.com/pin/158540849355221188/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aL25EY5BxU4

Andrew Farrell, Friday, 10 February 2017 16:58 (seven years ago) link

cosign

Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 11 February 2017 06:28 (seven years ago) link

two weeks pass...
five months pass...

Just came across a whole bunch of amazing photos of Zitkala-Sa, the Sioux writer and violinist (born 1876)

https://378earlynativelit.files.wordpress.com/2013/03/zitkala_sa_kasebier.jpg

Mince Pramthwart (James Morrison), Wednesday, 23 August 2017 01:06 (six years ago) link

Would fiddle with.

bumbling my way toward the light or wahtever (hardcore dilettante), Wednesday, 23 August 2017 01:49 (six years ago) link

Wallace Beery
Spencer Tracy

(Yes, I like "beefy")

Hideous Lump, Wednesday, 23 August 2017 02:49 (six years ago) link

The most succulent beef(cake) has a nice amount of marbling. Although in the case of Beery I can't imagine that face not being a dealbreaker.

Diana Fire (j.lu), Wednesday, 23 August 2017 14:32 (six years ago) link

one month passes...

Angie Dickinson. A fairly good looking woman I'd say. 86 tomorrow!

http://www.doctormacro.com/Images/Dickinson,%20Angie/Annex/Annex%20-%20Dickinson,%20Angie_09.jpg

The Doug Walters of Crime (Tom D.), Friday, 29 September 2017 16:19 (six years ago) link

one month passes...

Been watching some Match Games lately which have led to some crushing on 1970s Lee Meriwether

http://kpitalrisk.free.fr/images/stars/66000/s_66441_1398534026_leemeriwether56y.jpg

to fly across the city and find Aerosmith's car (C. Grisso/McCain), Friday, 3 November 2017 17:41 (six years ago) link

one year passes...

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Dq9_U7CVYAAOYrB.jpg Myrna Loy

Mince Pramthwart (James Morrison), Saturday, 3 November 2018 02:12 (five years ago) link

No photo I can find does her justice but Nathalie Delon circa La Samourai

You (bleeping) need me. You can't Finn without me (fionnland), Saturday, 3 November 2018 02:34 (five years ago) link

three months pass...

https://preview.redd.it/bulrn9nr8se21.jpg?width=640&crop=smart&auto=webp&s=88bcd819849829e5830b3e0dba6f707f0775b1ce

Yvonne Craig (batgirl) looking strangely contemporary and super hawt

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Tuesday, 5 February 2019 23:52 (five years ago) link

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/00/68/11/00681185f657c657d95a0b4dae3d4927.jpg

its only bloody mavis from corrie

ɪmˈpəʊzɪŋ (darraghmac), Saturday, 9 February 2019 19:45 (five years ago) link

Silent actor Ramon Navarro (The Student Prince in Old Heidelberg, the 1925 Ben-Hur):

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-Z4-ZNjm07O0/UgmmsfQ1oDI/AAAAAAAADHc/MLQ3Sl5sS5M/s1600/Novarro2.jpg

Timothée Charalambides (cryptosicko), Monday, 11 February 2019 17:28 (five years ago) link

xp or is it Lauren Harries?

mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Monday, 11 February 2019 17:51 (five years ago) link

one year passes...

Elizabeth Barrett Browning had the greatest hair.

Robert Adam Gilmour, Thursday, 2 April 2020 02:56 (four years ago) link

https://youtu.be/Fxum3q_tAPE

Amanda Blake

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Thursday, 2 April 2020 03:09 (four years ago) link

Best bit is at 15:50

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Thursday, 2 April 2020 03:11 (four years ago) link

three weeks pass...

damn

COVID and the Gang (jim in vancouver), Friday, 24 April 2020 17:20 (four years ago) link

quote by herman mankiewicz that i read years ago and always stayed with me for some reason:

Barbara Stanwyck is my favorite. My God, I could just sit and dream of being married to her, having a little cottage out in the hills, vines around the door. I'd come home from the office tired and weary, and I'd be met by Barbara, walking through the door holding an apple pie she had cooked herself. And wearing no drawers.

― fit and working again, Tuesday, December 24, 2013 2:36 PM (six years ago) bookmarkflaglink

"...And the Gods Socially Distanced" (C. Grisso/McCain), Friday, 24 April 2020 17:59 (four years ago) link

I've just spent 15 minutes seeking a single Victorian-era portrait that stirred me. It really was a dismal time.

speaking moistly (Sanpaku), Friday, 24 April 2020 18:07 (four years ago) link

Yep, Stanwyck and Lombard.

SQUIRREL MEAT!! (Capitaine Jay Vee), Friday, 24 April 2020 18:09 (four years ago) link

and Cleo De Mérode.

SQUIRREL MEAT!! (Capitaine Jay Vee), Friday, 24 April 2020 18:09 (four years ago) link

Pretty set on flappers; Louise Brooks = major catnip

stone cold jane austen (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 24 April 2020 18:52 (four years ago) link

Only just watched Double Indemnity for the first time and Barbara Stanwyck is obviously stunning in it but that could be a different person in the shot above, apart from the nose. She has the best nose ever

or something, Friday, 24 April 2020 21:05 (four years ago) link

Well, she's in her mid-30s in Double Indemnity, I reckon the above photo is probably up to 15 years earlier.

The Corbynite Maneuver (Tom D.), Friday, 24 April 2020 21:23 (four years ago) link

something pleasantly contemporary about her. v fly in baby face; v ripped in lady of burlesque

and she either dyed her hair or wore a wig in DL

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 24 April 2020 21:41 (four years ago) link

(xp) Exactly that I thought, looks like it could have been taken yesterday.

The Corbynite Maneuver (Tom D.), Friday, 24 April 2020 21:43 (four years ago) link

Stanwyck is all-time. Unlike Mankiewicz, I cannot imagine the part with the apple pie. But the rest, yes. I checked out some Cleo De Mérode photos and they all seem so shyly demure as to verge on lifeless.

A is for (Aimless), Friday, 24 April 2020 21:51 (four years ago) link

she has a bridget fonda vibe in the above pic, maybe?

Pinche Cumbion Bien Loco (stevie), Saturday, 25 April 2020 06:30 (four years ago) link

(xpost) The eyes. The eyes.

SQUIRREL MEAT!! (Capitaine Jay Vee), Saturday, 25 April 2020 07:11 (four years ago) link

gross thread

fuck it (Left), Saturday, 25 April 2020 18:45 (four years ago) link

Acquiring the socially appropriate attitude to sex and sexuality is a difficult thing to get precisely right. teach us, O Left.

A is for (Aimless), Saturday, 25 April 2020 18:48 (four years ago) link

Cleo De Mérode photos and they all seem so shyly demure as to verge on lifeless.

― A is for (Aimless), Friday, April 24, 2020 10:51 PM

These are amazing photos!

Robert Adam Gilmour, Saturday, 25 April 2020 18:51 (four years ago) link

I stand corrected.

A is for (Aimless), Saturday, 25 April 2020 18:52 (four years ago) link

Love this one of L Sprague De Camp
https://images.gr-assets.com/authors/1218217726p8/3305.jpg

Robert Adam Gilmour, Saturday, 25 April 2020 18:56 (four years ago) link

I intend to use my time machine to kill baby Hitler, not have sex with Barbara Stanwyck.

The Corbynite Maneuver (Tom D.), Saturday, 25 April 2020 18:57 (four years ago) link

Many faces of Lee Yi Min
http://www.hkcinemagic.com/en/people.asp?id=1906

Robert Adam Gilmour, Saturday, 25 April 2020 19:10 (four years ago) link

Barb was around when hitler was around you can do both I think

Its big ball chunky time (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Saturday, 25 April 2020 22:15 (four years ago) link

And killing Hitler may score you big points with Barb.

nickn, Saturday, 25 April 2020 23:51 (four years ago) link

Just watched the Bunuel film in that thread, and I suppose I'd leave my wife for Lucia Bosé too.

https://m.media-amazon.com/images/M/MV5BNmIyM2I5OTktMWFmZS00NmViLWI1NDAtYTViYzYyOTMyYTVkXkEyXkFqcGdeQXVyMzk4OTI2MjM@._V1_.jpg

nickn, Sunday, 26 April 2020 00:02 (four years ago) link

unnngghh so hott 🙀

https://i.ibb.co/BysP9D2/9109141-old-pencil.jpg

lumen (esby), Sunday, 26 April 2020 00:13 (four years ago) link

she has a bridget fonda vibe in the above pic, maybe?

I was going to say Jennifer Jason Leigh

Hideous Lump, Sunday, 26 April 2020 00:26 (four years ago) link

esby is your wife a curvy colombian woman

mookieproof, Sunday, 26 April 2020 00:47 (four years ago) link

Every time I watch Black Narcissus, it's obvious this is Kathleen Byron.

Mud... jam... failure (aldo), Sunday, 26 April 2020 01:00 (four years ago) link

Yes. In the Small Back Room as well.

by the light of the burning Citroën, Sunday, 26 April 2020 01:06 (four years ago) link

Joan Greenwood. That voice!

by the light of the burning Citroën, Sunday, 26 April 2020 01:07 (four years ago) link

seven months pass...

ctrl-f "toshiro mifune" Phrase not found

good god! i never get randy for old celebrities but toshiro mifune? words fail me

cosmic vision | bleak epiphany | erotic email (map), Friday, 4 December 2020 22:00 (three years ago) link

Yeah

is right unfortunately (silby), Friday, 4 December 2020 22:04 (three years ago) link

toshiro mifune giggle and blush club

cosmic vision | bleak epiphany | erotic email (map), Friday, 4 December 2020 22:07 (three years ago) link

Just saw Thief Of Bagdad (1940), I really like John Justin's face (but his moustache is one of the amusingly jarring things in the film), didn't think I'd ever seen him before but he was in some Ken Russell films in smaller roles.

I thought there must be some fanfiction about him and Sabu, but to my surprise there are 49 pieces on ArchiveOfOurOwn and from skimming the tags and synopses most of them seem to be about Conrad Veidt and the princess, in sympathy with him! I guess some people found his desperation and passion charming?

Robert Adam Gilmour, Tuesday, 15 December 2020 19:05 (three years ago) link

Vincent Price aged 19 in 1930 pic.twitter.com/UZBhbpf5EO

— Hammer Horror Films (@HorrorHammer1) December 15, 2020

pedantly admonishment (aldo), Tuesday, 15 December 2020 19:08 (three years ago) link

one month passes...

caroline blackwood jeez

mookieproof, Wednesday, 20 January 2021 02:30 (three years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CvF92XYWgAEcWRo.jpg

George O'Brien, best remembered for Sunrise (1927).

Infanta Terrible (j.lu), Wednesday, 20 January 2021 15:49 (three years ago) link

Young Vincent Price mostly reminds me of Patrick Marber.

chap, Wednesday, 20 January 2021 17:40 (three years ago) link

I see Tom Hardy.

Well *I* know who he is (aldo), Wednesday, 20 January 2021 18:01 (three years ago) link

Agreed

Qanondorf (darraghmac), Wednesday, 20 January 2021 18:06 (three years ago) link

two weeks pass...

All the talk of The Silent Partner on the obituary thread has me thinking about Celine Lomez, also in Réjeanne Padovani.

https://phildellio.tripod.com/celine1.jpg
https://phildellio.tripod.com/celine2.jpg

clemenza, Sunday, 7 February 2021 05:54 (three years ago) link

Not strictly speaking relevant to this thread, but my main memory of Réjeanne Padovani (the film) was that it had the ugliest costumes in any film ever (mid-70's Quebec politicians in garish polyester suits), utterly authentic to the time and place though.

Halfway there but for you, Sunday, 7 February 2021 17:40 (three years ago) link

I would play on TV in the mid/late-70s (CFTO, I think), and I'd watch it just so I could see Celine Lomez. None of it made the least bit of sense to me (not that my knowledge of Quebec politics is any greater today than it was at 16). I only realized years later--it screened once at Lightbox--that it was one of Denys Arcand's first films.

clemenza, Sunday, 7 February 2021 18:20 (three years ago) link

two years pass...

you're a saucy one, countess of somerset and enema-murderess frances howard

https://i0.wp.com/thehistoryjar.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/Frances-Howard.jpg

mookieproof, Saturday, 13 January 2024 01:36 (three months ago) link

Louise Brooks, preferably at a seedy hotel in Berlin around 1926

https://i0.wp.com/26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lgld61WXbl1qh8bkco1_400.jpg

Andy the Grasshopper, Saturday, 13 January 2024 02:59 (three months ago) link

no murdering anyone with a poisoned enema, no credibility

mookieproof, Saturday, 13 January 2024 03:34 (three months ago) link

What a way to go, amirite?

an icon of a worried-looking, long-haired, bespectacled man (C. Grisso/McCain), Saturday, 13 January 2024 05:09 (three months ago) link

Also a remarkable way to die.

bae (sic), Saturday, 13 January 2024 08:33 (three months ago) link

Howard is an ancestor of Celia Imrie

impostor syndrome to the (expletive) max (stevie), Saturday, 13 January 2024 09:25 (three months ago) link

Poisoned Enema is the name of my new album.

nickn, Monday, 15 January 2024 18:04 (three months ago) link

Imagine it's a hair metal platter

Disco Biollante (Neanderthal), Monday, 15 January 2024 18:22 (three months ago) link

So many dead links

Its big ball chunky time (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Monday, 15 January 2024 19:29 (three months ago) link

So many dead celebrities you would travel back in time to have lots of sex with.

Bulky Pee Pants (Tom D.), Monday, 15 January 2024 20:06 (three months ago) link

honestly I'd have sex with a celebrity I didn't even find attractive if it meant I got to travel back in time. not really something you get to do every day, willing to bargain for it with my body if need be

J Edgar Noothgrush (Joan Crawford Loves Chachi), Monday, 15 January 2024 20:09 (three months ago) link

now we're just quibbling over price, as the man said

close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Monday, 15 January 2024 20:28 (three months ago) link

Louise Brooks, preferably at a seedy hotel in Berlin around 1926

Yes to Louise Brooks, but a couple of years later in Pandora’s Box
https://classichollywood.wordpress.com/2016/05/01/pandoras-box/

Dan Worsley, Monday, 15 January 2024 20:34 (three months ago) link

whole thread is a great example of why men shouldn't write sci fi

Left, Monday, 15 January 2024 20:37 (three months ago) link

sh

close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Monday, 15 January 2024 20:41 (three months ago) link

a friend of mine pointed this out, and it's also true for me, no doubt due to a combination of demographics, what type of social media accounts I follow, etc

but it's true: I see a picture of Debbie Harry every single day of my life

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 15 January 2024 22:30 (three months ago) link

Ha, I think I do too… if you follow Chris Stein on Twitterx you’re already there. The crazy thing is there does not seem to be a bad picture of her, ever.

Josefa, Monday, 15 January 2024 22:35 (three months ago) link

I've had a crush on her since I was 13.

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Monday, 15 January 2024 23:19 (three months ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WHq9OEj4SvQ

alimosina, Saturday, 27 January 2024 00:50 (three months ago) link

Madeline Kahn

calstars, Saturday, 27 January 2024 01:21 (three months ago) link

Bo and Luke Duke. (Don’t make me choose. That would be half the fun.)

mike t-diva, Saturday, 27 January 2024 01:56 (three months ago) link

Many years have passed but that Yvonne Craig picture is still sending me

B. Amato (Boring, Maryland), Saturday, 27 January 2024 17:27 (three months ago) link


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