What do you look like in your underwear?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v384/lucyald/CAT0CJ19.jpg

If only! (I did not lie in any of my answers btw)

― Madchen (Madchen), Thursday, 27 January 2005 16:58 (nineteen years ago) link

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― Haibun (Begs2Differ), Thursday, 27 January 2005 17:02 (nineteen years ago) link

except I'm fatter.

― Haibun (Begs2Differ), Thursday, 27 January 2005 17:02 (nineteen years ago) link

http://www-cgi.cnn.com/US/9801/18/king.legacy/link.ghandi.jpg

― andy --, Thursday, 27 January 2005 17:05 (nineteen years ago) link

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wow! I impress me.

― mark grout (mark grout), Thursday, 27 January 2005 17:07 (nineteen years ago) link

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I have much heavier upper arms than this.

― jocelyn (Jocelyn), Thursday, 27 January 2005 17:07 (nineteen years ago) link

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oops.

― mark grout (mark grout), Thursday, 27 January 2005 17:08 (nineteen years ago) link

How are you posting them?

Mine looks...HOT!

― .ada.m. (nordicskilla), Thursday, 27 January 2005 17:08 (nineteen years ago) link

I look worse than any of you. Not including that skinny guy.

― alix (alix), Thursday, 27 January 2005 17:09 (nineteen years ago) link

and therefore innacurate!

xp

― .ada.m. (nordicskilla), Thursday, 27 January 2005 17:09 (nineteen years ago) link

http://model.mvm.com/compositor?G%1CM%40OB%5BNR%07QQ%1C%0EVVV%0ELWL%0EQ%40BJ%

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 27 January 2005 17:10 (nineteen years ago) link

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― fauxhemian (fauxhemian), Thursday, 27 January 2005 17:10 (nineteen years ago) link

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And this is Dawn.

― mark grout (mark grout), Thursday, 27 January 2005 17:10 (nineteen years ago) link

oh no what went wrong? i have to say that the hair options are limited for someone with kinda shaggy, curly hair and a beard.

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 27 January 2005 17:11 (nineteen years ago) link

Its made my tits too small.

― alix (alix), Thursday, 27 January 2005 17:11 (nineteen years ago) link

um, mine was a joke. *laughs nervously*

― fauxhemian (fauxhemian), Thursday, 27 January 2005 17:12 (nineteen years ago) link

oh no what went wrong? i have to say that the hair options are limited for someone with kinda shaggy, curly hair and a beard.

Yeah, this thing isn't exactly a model of diversity! Why is there not a "proud semitic proboscis" option?

― .ada.m. (nordicskilla), Thursday, 27 January 2005 17:13 (nineteen years ago) link

― mark grout (mark grout), Thursday, 27 January 2005 17:13 (nineteen years ago) link

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― sundar subramanian (sundar), Thursday, 27 January 2005 17:14 (nineteen years ago) link

I usually look shorter
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― robster (robster), Thursday, 27 January 2005 17:17 (nineteen years ago) link

Also why can't I choose better underwear?

― .ada.m. (nordicskilla), Thursday, 27 January 2005 17:17 (nineteen years ago) link

I had to change it to make it chunky enough, and they don't have my natural hair colour but fairly OK:

http://model.mvm.com/compositor?G%1CM%40OB%5BNR%07QQ%1C%0EVVV%0ELWL%0EQ%40BJ%40FDR%0EQNQTM%40UHNOR%0E%07QF%1C%0EVVV%0ELWL%0EQ%40BJ%40FDR%0EF%40SLDOUR%0ELWLINLD%0ELWLINLD%07H%1C%0EVVV%0ELWL%0EQSNKDBUR%0ELWLINLD%0ERHUD%0EIUENBR%0EHL%40FDR%0EGNOE%7EBI%40ODM%7EONHS%0FUF%40%07HQ%1C%0Eg%0E%18%0F%11%0F%11%0EGMNNSRI%40ENV%0EHL%40FDR%0EGRI%40%7Eg%7Eg%7E%10%7E%10%15iem%7E%10%7E%10%7E%10%16%18%7E%15%11%11%0FQHB%07HQ%1C%0Eg%0E%18%0F%11%0F%11%0ECNEX%0EHL%40FDR%0ECNEX%7Eg%7Eg%7E%10%15iem%7Eoj%15%7Erb%11%10%7Ecss%7Egu%10%7E%60q%10%7Emh%11%12%7E%10%7E%10%7E%10%16%18%7E%15%11%11%0FQHB%07HQ%1C%0Eg%0E%18%0F%11%0F%11%0EID%40E%0EHL%40FDR%0EID%40E%7Eg%7Eg%7Eb%60%11%10%7Erb%11%10%7E%60f%13%11%7Edx%60%7Eonr%7Emqc%7Eoj%15%7Emh%11%12%7E%10%7E%10%7E%10%16%18%7E%15%11%11%0FQHB%07HF%1C%0E%0EF%40SLDOUR%0E%10%14%11%15%16%11%14%11%17%0EF%40SL%7E%10%14%11%15%16%11%14%11%17%7E%10%7E%10%11%17%7E%10%15iem%7E%10%7E%10%7E%10%16%18%7E%15%11%11%0FQHB%07HQ%1C%0Eg%0E%18%0F%11%0F%11%0EI%40HS%0EHL%40FDR%0EI%40HS%7Eg%7Eg%7Eir%13%10%7Eib%11%17%7Eb%60%11%10%7E%60f%13%11%7Eoj%15%7Emh%11%12%7E%10%7E%10%7E%10%16%18%7E%15%11%11%0FQHB%07I%1C%15%11%11%07V%1C%10%16%18?

― The Phantom of the Operating System (kate), Thursday, 27 January 2005 17:18 (nineteen years ago) link

http://www.mvm.com/mvmhome/servlet/Compositor?DRESSINGROOM_GARMENTLIST=106%2C60%2C100%2C60%2C1%2CDEFAULT_ORIGIN%2C150470506%2C1&VISUALIZATION2D=%26AgeGroup%3D2512%26BODYPATH%3D%2Fwww%2Fmvm%2Fpackages%2Fpopulations%2F%26BodyShape%3D2811%26BustCup%3D811%26Ethnic%3D1450%26EyeShape%3D2212%26FLOORSHADOWID%3D1%26FudgeFactor%3D4901%26HairColor%3D2015%26HairStyle%3D2128%26Height%3D3518%26HeightNum%3D66%26LipShape%3D2901%26NoseShape%3D2802%26POSEID%3D1%26QUESTIONNAIRE_VERSION%3D9.0%26VISUALIZATION2D_BACKGROUNDIMAGEFILE%3Dfond_chanel_noir.tga%26VISUALIZATION2D_GARMENTSUPPORT%3D1%26VISUALIZATION2D_IMAGEHEIGHT%3D800%26VISUALIZATION2D_IMAGESIZE%3DLARGE_IMAGE%26VISUALIZATION2D_IMAGEWIDTH%3D358%26VMName%3DMe%26VM_BODY_SHAPE%3D02HDL%26VM_POPULATION%3DF%26VM_POPULATION_VERSION%3D9.0%26VM_SESSION_TYPE%3Dsignin%26Visu2D_NeckSize%3DNK2%26WaistShape%3D512%26WeightNum%3D120%26armPit%3D1%26bodyMassIndex%3D19.409004507966436%26bodyMassInterval%3D19-20%26breast%3D1%26feet%3D1%26hair%3D1%26qualBodyIdBeforeFudgeFactor%3D02HDL&view=1
No 'add small but distinct pot belly' option.

― Archel (Archel), Thursday, 27 January 2005 17:18 (nineteen years ago) link

Actually bloody hell, I must have put my weight in wrong.

― Archel (Archel), Thursday, 27 January 2005 17:19 (nineteen years ago) link

http://model.mvm.com/compositor?G%1CM%40OB%5BNR%07QQ%1C%0EVVV%0ELWL%0EQ%40BJ%40FDR%0EQNQTM%40UHNOR%0E%07QF%1C%0EVVV%0ELWL%0EQ%40BJ%40FDR%0EF%40SLDOUR%0ELWLINLD%0ELWLINLD%07H%1C%0EVVV%0ELWL%0EQSNKDBUR%0ELWLINLD%0ERHUD%0EIUENBR%0EHL%40FDR%0EGNOE%7EBI%40ODM%7EONHS%0FUF%40%07HQ%1C%0El%0E%14%0F%11%0F%10%0EGMNNSRI%40ENV%0EHL%40FDR%0EGRI%40%7El%7El%7E%10%7Elss%7E%10%7E%10%7E%10%16%18%7E%15%11%11%0FQHB%07HQ%1C%0El%0E%14%0F%11%0F%10%0ECNEX%0EHL%40FDR%0ECNEX%7El%7El%7Elss%7Eoj%13%7Erb%11%10%7Ecss%7Egu%10%7E%60q%10%7Emh%11%12%7E%10%7E%10%7E%10%16%18%7E%15%11%11%0FQHB%07HQ%1C%0El%0E%14%0F%11%0F%10%0EID%40E%0EHL%40FDR%0EID%40E%7El%7El%7Eb%60%11%10%7Erb%11%10%7E%60f%13%11%7Edx%60%7Eonr%7Emqu%7Eoj%13%7Emh%11%12%7E%10%7E%10%7E%10%16%18%7E%15%11%11%0FQHB%07HQ%1C%0El%0E%14%0F%11%0F%10%0ECD%40SE%0EHL%40FDR%0ECD%40SE%7El%7El%7Ecr%11%10%7Eb%60%11%10%7E%60f%13%11%7Eoj%13%7Emqu%7Ecb%11%13%7Emh%11%12%7E%10%7E%10%7E%10%16%18%7E%15%11%11%0FQHB%07HF%1C%0E%0EF%40SLDOUR%0E%13%12%11%13%11%11%10%0EF%40SL%7E%13%12%11%13%11%11%10%7E%10%7E%18%18%7Elss%7E%10%7E%10%7E%10%16%18%7E%15%11%11%0FQHB%07HQ%1C%0El%0E%14%0F%11%0F%10%0EI%40HS%0EHL%40FDR%0EI%40HS%7El%7El%7Eir%12%13%7Eib%11%17%7Eb%60%11%10%7E%60f%13%11%7Eoj%13%7Emh%11%12%7E%10%7E%10%7E%10%16%18%7E%15%11%11%0FQHB%07I%1C%15%11%11%07V%1C%10%16%18?

― Pears can just fuck right off. (kenan), Thursday, 27 January 2005 17:19 (nineteen years ago) link

http://model.mvm.com/compositor?G%1CM%40OB%5BNR%07QQ%1C%0EVVV%0ELWL%0EQ%40BJ%40FDR%0EQNQTM%40UHNOR%0E%07QF%1C%0EVVV%0ELWL%0EQ%40BJ%40FDR%0EF%40SLDOUR%0ELWLINLD%0ELWLINLD%07H%1C%0EVVV%0ELWL%0EQSNKDBUR%0ELWLINLD%0ERHUD%0EIUENBR%0EHL%40FDR%0EGNOE%7EBI%40ODM%7EONHS%0FUF%40%07HQ%1C%0El%0E%14%0F%11%0F%10%0EGMNNSRI%40ENV%0EHL%40FDR%0EGRI%40%7El%7El%7E%10%7Elqs%7E%10%7E%10%7E%10%16%18%7E%15%11%11%0FQHB%07HQ%1C%0El%0E%14%0F%11%0F%10%0ECNEX%0EHL%40FDR%0ECNEX%7El%7El%7Elqs%7Eoj%13%7Erb%11%10%7Ecss%7Egu%10%7E%60q%10%7Emh%11%12%7E%10%7E%10%7E%10%16%18%7E%15%11%11%0FQHB%07HQ%1C%0El%0E%14%0F%11%0F%10%0EID%40E%0EHL%40FDR%0EID%40E%7El%7El%7Eb%60%11%10%7Erb%11%10%7E%60f%15%11%7Edxs%7Eonr%7Emqc%7Eoj%13%7Emh%11%12%7E%10%7E%10%7E%10%16%18%7E%15%11%11%0FQHB%07HQ%1C%0El%0E%14%0F%11%0F%10%0ECD%40SE%0EHL%40FDR%0ECD%40SE%7El%7El%7Ecr%11%10%7Eb%60%11%10%7E%60f%15%11%7Eoj%13%7Emqc%7Ecb%11%17%7Emh%11%12%7E%10%7E%10%7E%10%16%18%7E%15%11%11%0FQHB%07HF%1C%0E%0EF%40SLDOUR%0E%13%12%11%13%11%11%10%0EF%40SL%7E%13%12%11%13%11%11%10%7E%10%7E%18%18%7Elqs%7E%10%7E%10%7E%10%16%18%7E%15%11%11%0FQHB%07HQ%1C%0El%0E%14%0F%11%0F%10%0EI%40HS%0EHL%40FDR%0EI%40HS%7El%7El%7Eir%12%17%7Eib%11%17%7Eb%60%11%10%7E%60f%15%11%7Eoj%13%7Emh%11%12%7E%10%7E%10%7E%10%16%18%7E%15%11%11%0FQHB%07I%1C%15%11%11%07V%1C%10%16%18?

― mcd (mcd), Thursday, 27 January 2005 17:21 (nineteen years ago) link

you all appear to have the same underwear. what are the chances?

― koogs (koogs), Thursday, 27 January 2005 17:26 (nineteen years ago) link

My arms are freaking me out!!!

Also, I like how one of the parts of the filename says something about 'bodybeforefudgefactor'!

― Archel (Archel), Thursday, 27 January 2005 17:29 (nineteen years ago) link

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v488/colonpipe/dasmodell.jpg

no ass. accurate.

― :| (....), Thursday, 27 January 2005 17:30 (nineteen years ago) link

mine looks like madchen's. i need that little belly option though too...and they give you blue eyes automatically if you want the pastiest white skin option.

― JuliaA (j_bdules), Thursday, 27 January 2005 17:31 (nineteen years ago) link

this isn't actually that bad.. i'm more tanned than this i guess, and my thigh is more muscular

http://model.mvm.com/compositor?G%1CM%40OB%5BNR%07QQ%1C%0EVVV%0ELWL%0EQ%40BJ%40FDR%0EQNQTM%40UHNOR%0E%07QF%1C%0EVVV%0ELWL%0EQ%40BJ%40FDR%0EF%40SLDOUR%0ELWLINLD%0ELWLINLD%07H%1C%0EVVV%0ELWL%0EQSNKDBUR%0ELWLINLD%0ERHUD%0EIUENBR%0EHL%40FDR%0EGNOE%7EBI%40ODM%7EONHS%0FUF%40%07HQ%1C%0El%0E%14%0F%11%0F%10%0EGMNNSRI%40ENV%0EHL%40FDR%0EGRI%40%7El%7El%7E%10%7Erss%7E%10%7E%15%7E%10%16%18%7E%15%11%11%0FQHB%07HQ%1C%0El%0E%14%0F%11%0F%10%0ECNEX%0EHL%40FDR%0ECNEX%7El%7El%7Erss%7Eoj%13%7Erb%11%12%7Ecss%7Egu%10%7E%60q%10%7Emh%11%12%7E%10%7E%15%7E%10%16%18%7E%15%11%11%0FQHB%07HQ%1C%0El%0E%14%0F%11%0F%10%0EID%40E%0EHL%40FDR%0EID%40E%7El%7El%7E%60r%11%10%7Erb%11%12%7E%60f%13%11%7Edx%60%7Eonm%7Emqu%7Eoj%13%7Emh%11%12%7E%10%7E%15%7E%10%16%18%7E%15%11%11%0FQHB%07HQ%1C%0El%0E%14%0F%11%0F%10%0ECD%40SE%0EHL%40FDR%0ECD%40SE%7El%7El%7Ecr%11%10%7E%60r%11%10%7E%60f%13%11%7Eoj%13%7Emqu%7Ecb%11%10%7Emh%11%12%7E%10%7E%15%7E%10%16%18%7E%15%11%11%0FQHB%07HF%1C%0E%0EF%40SLDOUR%0E%13%12%11%13%11%11%10%0EF%40SL%7E%13%12%11%13%11%11%10%7E%10%7E%18%18%7Erss%7E%10%7E%15%7E%10%16%18%7E%15%11%11%0FQHB%07HQ%1C%0El%0E%14%0F%11%0F%10%0EI%40HS%0EHL%40FDR%0EI%40HS%7El%7El%7Eir%12%12%7Eib%11%10%7E%60r%11%10%7E%60f%13%11%7Eoj%13%7Emh%11%12%7E%10%7E%15%7E%10%16%18%7E%15%11%11%0FQHB%07I%1C%15%11%11%07V%1C%10%16%18?

― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 27 January 2005 17:34 (nineteen years ago) link

I am sad that I took down my real picture of me in my underwear.

― Pears can just fuck right off. (kenan), Thursday, 27 January 2005 17:35 (nineteen years ago) link

We should have posted these anonymously and then guessed. Except that none of us look nearly this generic so it would be impossible.

The men have no ass and no dick! You are all Ken dolls!

― Archel (Archel), Thursday, 27 January 2005 17:36 (nineteen years ago) link

The men have no ass and no dick! You are all Ken dolls!

I'm no tuomas but ARCHEL WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO SAY?!??!?!?!??! :\\\\\\

― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 27 January 2005 17:37 (nineteen years ago) link

(kiddin')

― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 27 January 2005 17:38 (nineteen years ago) link

I AM AWARE OF THE AMBIGUITY. HOHO.

― Archel (Archel), Thursday, 27 January 2005 17:40 (nineteen years ago) link

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― David Merryweather (DavidM), Thursday, 27 January 2005 17:40 (nineteen years ago) link

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Pretty close!

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 27 January 2005 17:42 (nineteen years ago) link

If you put a gun to my face I wouldn't wear this underwear. They're even pulled up to the belly button!

Plus I need love-handles and hair on the chest.

― David Merryweather (DavidM), Thursday, 27 January 2005 17:43 (nineteen years ago) link

I AM AWARE OF THE AMBIGUITY. HOHO.
-- Archel (slightlyfoxe...), January 27th, 2005 5:40 PM. (Archel)

THERE'S NOTHING AMBIGUOUS ABOUT IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 27 January 2005 17:43 (nineteen years ago) link

The men have no ass and no dick!

The underwear isn't very, er, flattering, no.

― David Merryweather (DavidM), Thursday, 27 January 2005 17:45 (nineteen years ago) link

http://model.mvm.com/compositor?G%1CM%40OB%5BNR%07QQ%1C%0EVVV%0ELWL%0EQ%40BJ%40FDR%0EQNQTM%40UHNOR%0E%07QF%1C%0EVVV%0ELWL%0EQ%40BJ%40FDR%0EF%40SLDOUR%0ELWLINLD%0ELWLINLD%07H%1C%0EVVV%0ELWL%0EQSNKDBUR%0ELWLINLD%0ERHUD%0EIUENBR%0EHL%40FDR%0EGNOE%7EBI%40ODM%7EONHS%0FUF%40%07HQ%1C%0Eg%0E%18%0F%11%0F%11%0EGMNNSRI%40ENV%0EHL%40FDR%0EGRI%40%7Eg%7Eg%7E%10%7E%10%11iem%7E%10%7E%10%7E%10%16%18%7E%15%11%11%0FQHB%07HQ%1C%0Eg%0E%18%0F%11%0F%11%0ECNEX%0EHL%40FDR%0ECNEX%7Eg%7Eg%7E%10%11iem%7Eoj%15%7Erb%11%10%7Ecss%7Egu%10%7E%60q%10%7Emh%11%12%7E%10%7E%10%7E%10%16%18%7E%15%11%11%0FQHB%07HQ%1C%0Eg%0E%18%0F%11%0F%11%0EID%40E%0EHL%40FDR%0EID%40E%7Eg%7Eg%7Eb%60%11%10%7Erb%11%10%7E%60f%13%11%7Edxs%7Eonr%7Emqu%7Eoj%15%7Emh%11%12%7E%10%7E%10%7E%10%16%18%7E%15%11%11%0FQHB%07HF%1C%0E%0EF%40SLDOUR%0E%10%14%11%15%16%11%14%11%17%0EF%40SL%7E%10%14%11%15%16%11%14%11%17%7E%10%7E%10%11%17%7E%10%11iem%7E%10%7E%10%7E%10%16%18%7E%15%11%11%0FQHB%07HQ%1C%0Eg%0E%18%0F%11%0F%11%0EI%40HS%0EHL%40FDR%0EI%40HS%7Eg%7Eg%7Eir%11%12%7Eib%11%17%7Eb%60%11%10%7E%60f%13%11%7Eoj%15%7Emh%11%12%7E%10%7E%10%7E%10%16%18%7E%15%11%11%0FQHB%07I%1C%15%11%11%07V%1C%10%16%18?

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Thursday, 27 January 2005 18:03 (nineteen years ago) link

It looks nothing like me. The hair options suck.

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Thursday, 27 January 2005 18:04 (nineteen years ago) link

The men have no ass and no dick!

and virtually no body hair.

― sundar subramanian (sundar), Thursday, 27 January 2005 18:05 (nineteen years ago) link

mine looks exactly like madchen's, but with different hair.

― lauren (laurenp), Thursday, 27 January 2005 18:06 (nineteen years ago) link

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v515/RJG/swim.jpg

― RJG (RJG), Thursday, 27 January 2005 18:08 (nineteen years ago) link

and yeah, if my stomach were that flat I wouldn't be posting on an internet message board at work, I'd be out fielding cute boys.

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Thursday, 27 January 2005 18:10 (nineteen years ago) link

http://model.mvm.com/compositor?G%1CM%40OB%5BNR%07QQ%1C%0EVVV%0ELWL%0EQ%40BJ%40FDR%0EQNQTM%40UHNOR%0E%07QF%1C%0EVVV%0ELWL%0EQ%40BJ%40FDR%0EF%40SLDOUR%0ELWLINLD%0ELWLINLD%07H%1C%0EVVV%0ELWL%0EQSNKDBUR%0ELWLINLD%0ERHUD%0EIUENBR%0EHL%40FDR%0EGNOE%7EBI%40ODM%7EONHS%0FUF%40%07HQ%1C%0El%0E%14%0F%11%0F%10%0EGMNNSRI%40ENV%0EHL%40FDR%0EGRI%40%7El%7El%7E%10%7E%13ls%7E%10%7E%10%7E%10%16%18%7E%15%11%11%0FQHB%07HQ%1C%0El%0E%14%0F%11%0F%10%0ECNEX%0EHL%40FDR%0ECNEX%7El%7El%7E%13ls%7Eoj%15%7Erb%11%13%7Ecss%7Egu%10%7E%60q%10%7Emh%11%12%7E%10%7E%10%7E%10%16%18%7E%15%11%11%0FQHB%07HQ%1C%0El%0E%14%0F%11%0F%10%0EID%40E%0EHL%40FDR%0EID%40E%7El%7El%7Em%60%11%10%7Erb%11%13%7E%60f%13%11%7Edxs%7Eonm%7Emqc%7Eoj%15%7Emh%11%12%7E%10%7E%10%7E%10%16%18%7E%15%11%11%0FQHB%07HQ%1C%0El%0E%14%0F%11%0F%10%0ECD%40SE%0EHL%40FDR%0ECD%40SE%7El%7El%7Ecr%11%10%7Em%60%11%10%7E%60f%13%11%7Eoj%15%7Emqc%7Ecb%11%10%7Emh%11%12%7E%10%7E%10%7E%10%16%18%7E%15%11%11%0FQHB%07HF%1C%0E%0EF%40SLDOUR%0E%13%12%11%13%11%11%10%0EF%40SL%7E%13%12%11%13%11%11%10%7E%10%7E%18%18%7E%13ls%7E%10%7E%10%7E%10%16%18%7E%15%11%11%0FQHB%07HQ%1C%0El%0E%14%0F%11%0F%10%0EI%40HS%0EHL%40FDR%0EI%40HS%7El%7El%7Eir%12%15%7Eib%11%10%7Em%60%11%10%7E%60f%13%11%7Eoj%15%7Emh%11%12%7E%10%7E%10%7E%10%16%18%7E%15%11%11%0FQHB%07I%1C%15%11%11%07V%1C%10%16%18?

Ha, I had to bump up the weight by like 50 lbs over my actual weight to get it to look at all accurate. Of course I have less muscular pecs and my stomach only looks like that when I'm sucking in. And the face and hair options suck and there are no options for emo glasses.

― Jordan (Jordan), Thursday, 27 January 2005 18:13 (nineteen years ago) link

Cute boys don't want flat stomachs necessarily.

― Jordan (Jordan), Thursday, 27 January 2005 18:14 (nineteen years ago) link

um, jordan could kick all of our asses.

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Thursday, 27 January 2005 18:15 (nineteen years ago) link

"fielding"

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 27 January 2005 18:16 (nineteen years ago) link

http://model.mvm.com/compositor?G%1CM%40OB%5BNR%07QQ%1C%0EVVV%0ELWL%0EQ%40BJ%40FDR%0EQNQTM%40UHNOR%0E%07QF%1C%0EVVV%0ELWL%0EQ%40BJ%40FDR%0EF%40SLDOUR%0ELWLINLD%0ELWLINLD%07H%1C%0EVVV%0ELWL%0EQSNKDBUR%0ELWLINLD%0ERHUD%0EIUENBR%0EHL%40FDR%0EGNOE%7EBI%40ODM%7EONHS%0FUF%40%07HQ%1C%0El%0E%14%0F%11%0F%10%0EGMNNSRI%40ENV%0EHL%40FDR%0EGRI%40%7El%7El%7E%10%7Elss%7E%10%7E%10%7E%10%16%18%7E%15%11%11%0FQHB%07HQ%1C%0El%0E%14%0F%11%0F%10%0ECNEX%0EHL%40FDR%0ECNEX%7El%7El%7Elss%7Eoj%13%7Erb%11%13%7Ecss%7Egu%10%7E%60q%10%7Emh%11%12%7E%10%7E%10%7E%10%16%18%7E%15%11%11%0FQHB%07HQ%1C%0El%0E%14%0F%11%0F%10%0EID%40E%0EHL%40FDR%0EID%40E%7El%7El%7Em%60%11%10%7Erb%11%13%7E%60f%13%11%7Edx%60%7Eonr%7Emqu%7Eoj%13%7Emh%11%12%7E%10%7E%10%7E%10%16%18%7E%15%11%11%0FQHB%07HQ%1C%0El%0E%14%0F%11%0F%10%0ECD%40SE%0EHL%40FDR%0ECD%40SE%7El%7El%7Ecr%11%10%7Em%60%11%10%7E%60f%13%11%7Eoj%13%7Emqu%7Ecb%11%10%7Emh%11%12%7E%10%7E%10%7E%10%16%18%7E%15%11%11%0FQHB%07HF%1C%0E%0EF%40SLDOUR%0E%13%12%11%13%11%11%10%0EF%40SL%7E%13%12%11%13%11%11%10%7E%10%7E%18%18%7Elss%7E%10%7E%10%7E%10%16%18%7E%15%11%11%0FQHB%07HQ%1C%0El%0E%14%0F%11%0F%10%0EI%40HS%0EHL%40FDR%0EI%40HS%7El%7El%7Eir%12%12%7Eib%11%10%7Em%60%11%10%7E%60f%13%11%7Eoj%13%7Emh%11%12%7E%10%7E%10%7E%10%16%18%7E%15%11%11%0FQHB%07I%1C%15%11%11%07V%1C%10%16%18?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v384/lucyald/CAT0CJ19.jpg

Not much variety.

― Snoozefest, Thursday, 27 January 2005 18:20 (nineteen years ago) link

Visions of emo boys bouncing off the Green Monster fill my brain.

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 27 January 2005 18:20 (nineteen years ago) link

1. To give an unrehearsed response to.
2. To place in competition.
3. To put into action.

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Thursday, 27 January 2005 18:21 (nineteen years ago) link

not bad

ihttp://lphys.chem.utoronto.ca/home/bruner/picsures/compositor.jpg

― MindInRewind (Barry Bruner), Thursday, 27 January 2005 18:21 (nineteen years ago) link

It just occurred to me that that picture makes me look a little like David Usher. Weirdly, I don't know if I like that or not. I think I'd have to do the opposite of what Jordan said - take off 20-30 lbs to make it look closer to my actual skinny ass. And Indian people clearly don't exist in this world, which may be close to the reality of the modelling world.

― sundar subramanian (sundar), Thursday, 27 January 2005 18:22 (nineteen years ago) link

Actually, no, my tit-muscles are bigger. More like this:

http://model.mvm.com/compositor?G%1CM%40OB%5BNR%07QQ%1C%0EVVV%0ELWL%0EQ%40BJ%40FDR%0EQNQTM%40UHNOR%0E%07QF%1C%0EVVV%0ELWL%0EQ%40BJ%40FDR%0EF%40SLDOUR%0ELWLINLD%0ELWLINLD%07H%1C%0EVVV%0ELWL%0EQSNKDBUR%0ELWLINLD%0ERHUD%0EIUENBR%0EHL%40FDR%0EGNOE%7EBI%40ODM%7EONHS%0FUF%40%07HQ%1C%0El%0E%14%0F%11%0F%10%0EGMNNSRI%40ENV%0EHL%40FDR%0EGRI%40%7El%7El%7E%10%7Ells%7E%10%7E%10%7E%10%16%18%7E%15%11%11%0FQHB%07HQ%1C%0El%0E%14%0F%11%0F%10%0ECNEX%0EHL%40FDR%0ECNEX%7El%7El%7Ells%7Eoj%13%7Erb%11%13%7Ecss%7Egu%10%7E%60q%10%7Emh%11%12%7E%10%7E%10%7E%10%16%18%7E%15%11%11%0FQHB%07HQ%1C%0El%0E%14%0F%11%0F%10%0EID%40E%0EHL%40FDR%0EID%40E%7El%7El%7Em%60%11%10%7Erb%11%13%7E%60f%13%11%7Edx%60%7Eonr%7Emqu%7Eoj%13%7Emh%11%12%7E%10%7E%10%7E%10%16%18%7E%15%11%11%0FQHB%07HQ%1C%0El%0E%14%0F%11%0F%10%0ECD%40SE%0EHL%40FDR%0ECD%40SE%7El%7El%7Ecr%11%10%7Em%60%11%10%7E%60f%13%11%7Eoj%13%7Emqu%7Ecb%11%10%7Emh%11%12%7E%10%7E%10%7E%10%16%18%7E%15%11%11%0FQHB%07HF%1C%0E%0EF%40SLDOUR%0E%13%12%11%13%11%11%10%0EF%40SL%7E%13%12%11%13%11%11%10%7E%10%7E%18%18%7Ells%7E%10%7E%10%7E%10%16%18%7E%15%11%11%0FQHB%07HQ%1C%0El%0E%14%0F%11%0F%10%0EI%40HS%0EHL%40FDR%0EI%40HS%7El%7El%7Eir%12%12%7Eib%11%10%7Em%60%11%10%7E%60f%13%11%7Eoj%13%7Emh%11%12%7E%10%7E%10%7E%10%16%18%7E%15%11%11%0FQHB%07I%1C%15%11%11%07V%1C%10%16%18?

But, if my gf was 170, there's no way she'd look like that model.

― Snoozefest, Thursday, 27 January 2005 18:22 (nineteen years ago) link

hang on,

ihttp://lphys.chem.utoronto.ca/bruner/picsures/compositor.jpg

― MindInRewind (Barry Bruner), Thursday, 27 January 2005 18:22 (nineteen years ago) link

wtf, I guess you'll have to come see me in person if you want to know.

― MindInRewind (Barry Bruner), Thursday, 27 January 2005 18:23 (nineteen years ago) link

Heh, I tried varying my face and hair options (and taking off 25 lbs) and, surprisingly, I think it looks a little bit like you, MIR!:

http://model.mvm.com/compositor?G%1CM%40OB%5BNR%07QQ%1C%0EVVV%0ELWL%0EQ%40BJ%40FDR%0EQNQTM%40UHNOR%0E%07QF%1C%0EVVV%0ELWL%0EQ%40BJ%40FDR%0EF%40SLDOUR%0ELWLINLD%0ELWLINLD%07H%1C%0EVVV%0ELWL%0EQSNKDBUR%0ELWLINLD%0ERHUD%0EIUENBR%0EHL%40FDR%0EGNOE%7EBI%40ODM%7EONHS%0FUF%40%07HQ%1C%0El%0E%14%0F%11%0F%10%0EGMNNSRI%40ENV%0EHL%40FDR%0EGRI%40%7El%7El%7E%10%7Erss%7E%10%7E%10%7E%10%16%18%7E%15%11%11%0FQHB%07HQ%1C%0El%0E%14%0F%11%0F%10%0ECNEX%0EHL%40FDR%0ECNEX%7El%7El%7Erss%7Eoj%13%7Erb%11%13%7Ecss%7Egu%10%7E%60q%10%7Emh%11%12%7E%10%7E%10%7E%10%16%18%7E%15%11%11%0FQHB%07HQ%1C%0El%0E%14%0F%11%0F%10%0EID%40E%0EHL%40FDR%0EID%40E%7El%7El%7Em%60%11%10%7Erb%11%13%7E%60f%13%11%7Edx%60%7Eonr%7Emqc%7Eoj%13%7Emh%11%12%7E%10%7E%10%7E%10%16%18%7E%15%11%11%0FQHB%07HQ%1C%0El%0E%14%0F%11%0F%10%0ECD%40SE%0EHL%40FDR%0ECD%40SE%7El%7El%7Ecr%11%10%7Em%60%11%10%7E%60f%13%11%7Eoj%13%7Emqc%7Ecb%11%10%7Emh%11%12%7E%10%7E%10%7E%10%16%18%7E%15%11%11%0FQHB%07HF%1C%0E%0EF%40SLDOUR%0E%13%12%11%13%11%11%10%0EF%40SL%7E%13%12%11%13%11%11%10%7E%10%7E%18%18%7Erss%7E%10%7E%10%7E%10%16%18%7E%15%11%11%0FQHB%07HQ%1C%0El%0E%14%0F%11%0F%10%0EI%40HS%0EHL%40FDR%0EI%40HS%7El%7El%7Eir%15%11%7Eib%11%10%7Em%60%11%10%7E%60f%13%11%7Eoj%13%7Emh%11%12%7E%10%7E%10%7E%10%16%18%7E%15%11%11%0FQHB%07I%1C%15%11%11%07V%1C%10%16%18?

― sundar subramanian (sundar), Thursday, 27 January 2005 18:34 (nineteen years ago) link

Actually, it does! (looks like both my pic and the real-life me)

― MindInRewind (Barry Bruner), Thursday, 27 January 2005 18:38 (nineteen years ago) link

get a haircut, hippy

― --, Thursday, 27 January 2005 18:39 (nineteen years ago) link

http://www.myvirtualmodel.com/mvmhome/jsp/quest_model_modify4.jsp?

Not bad, although I would love that to be my real actual stomach. Me on a thin day with different head.

― Anna (Anna), Thursday, 27 January 2005 18:41 (nineteen years ago) link

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v133/cathyleech/modelme.jpg

― Cathy (Cathy), Thursday, 27 January 2005 19:01 (nineteen years ago) link

flattery will get you everywhere, myvirtualmodel.com!

― firstworldman (firstworldman), Thursday, 27 January 2005 19:07 (nineteen years ago) link

my only problem with mine was that i looked a bit like i was made on a computer.

― firstworldman (firstworldman), Thursday, 27 January 2005 19:08 (nineteen years ago) link

http://model.mvm.com/compositor?G%1CM%40OB%5BNR%07QQ%1C%0EVVV%0ELWL%0EQ%40BJ%40FDR%0EQNQTM%40UHNOR%0E%07QF%1C%0EVVV%0ELWL%0EQ%40BJ%40FDR%0EF%40SLDOUR%0ELWLINLD%0ELWLINLD%07H%1C%0EVVV%0ELWL%0EQSNKDBUR%0ELWLINLD%0ERHUD%0EIUENBR%0EHL%40FDR%0EGNOE%7EBI%40ODM%7EONHS%0FUF%40%07HQ%1C%0El%0E%14%0F%11%0F%10%0EGMNNSRI%40ENV%0EHL%40FDR%0EGRI%40%7El%7El%7E%10%7Emqs%7E%10%7E%10%7E%10%16%18%7E%15%11%11%0FQHB%07HQ%1C%0El%0E%14%0F%11%0F%10%0ECNEX%0EHL%40FDR%0ECNEX%7El%7El%7Emqs%7Eoj%15%7Erb%11%10%7Ecss%7Egu%10%7E%60q%10%7Emh%11%12%7E%10%7E%10%7E%10%16%18%7E%15%11%11%0FQHB%07HQ%1C%0El%0E%14%0F%11%0F%10%0EID%40E%0EHL%40FDR%0EID%40E%7El%7El%7Eb%60%11%10%7Erb%11%10%7E%60f%13%11%7Edx%60%7Eonr%7Emqc%7Eoj%15%7Emh%11%12%7E%10%7E%10%7E%10%16%18%7E%15%11%11%0FQHB%07HQ%1C%0El%0E%14%0F%11%0F%10%0ECD%40SE%0EHL%40FDR%0ECD%40SE%7El%7El%7Ecr%11%10%7Eb%60%11%10%7E%60f%13%11%7Eoj%15%7Emqc%7Ecb%11%14%7Emh%11%12%7E%10%7E%10%7E%10%16%18%7E%15%11%11%0FQHB%07HF%1C%0E%0EF%40SLDOUR%0E%13%12%11%13%11%11%10%0EF%40SL%7E%13%12%11%13%11%11%10%7E%10%7E%18%18%7Emqs%7E%10%7E%10%7E%10%16%18%7E%15%11%11%0FQHB%07HQ%1C%0El%0E%14%0F%11%0F%10%0EI%40HS%0EHL%40FDR%0EI%40HS%7El%7El%7Eir%12%13%7Eib%11%14%7Eb%60%11%10%7E%60f%13%11%7Eoj%15%7Emh%11%12%7E%10%7E%10%7E%10%16%18%7E%15%11%11%0FQHB%07I%1C%15%11%11%07V%1C%10%16%18?

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Thursday, 27 January 2005 19:11 (nineteen years ago) link

pretty accurate, but im flabbier, hairier, and less plasticine.

plus i got vestigial bitch tits (a relic from when i gained weight in high school). and two half formed ipples that look like symetrically-spaced birthmarks.

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Thursday, 27 January 2005 19:15 (nineteen years ago) link

i like this body type:

http://model.mvm.com/compositor?G%1CM%40OB%5BNR%07QQ%1C%0EVVV%0ELWL%0EQ%40BJ%40FDR%0EQNQTM%40UHNOR%0E%07QF%1C%0EVVV%0ELWL%0EQ%40BJ%40FDR%0EF%40SLDOUR%0ELWLINLD%0ELWLINLD%07H%1C%0EVVV%0ELWL%0EQSNKDBUR%0ELWLINLD%0ERHUD%0EIUENBR%0EHL%40FDR%0EGNOE%7EBI%40ODM%7EONHS%0FUF%40%07HQ%1C%0Eg%0E%18%0F%11%0F%11%0EGMNNSRI%40ENV%0EHL%40FDR%0EGRI%40%7Eg%7Eg%7E%10%7E%10%15iem%7E%10%7E%10%7E%10%16%18%7E%15%11%11%0FQHB%07HQ%1C%0Eg%0E%18%0F%11%0F%11%0ECNEX%0EHL%40FDR%0ECNEX%7Eg%7Eg%7E%10%15iem%7Eoj%15%7Erb%11%10%7Ecss%7Egu%10%7E%60q%10%7Emh%11%12%7E%10%7E%10%7E%10%16%18%7E%15%11%11%0FQHB%07HQ%1C%0Eg%0E%18%0F%11%0F%11%0EID%40E%0EHL%40FDR%0EID%40E%7Eg%7Eg%7Eb%60%11%10%7Erb%11%10%7E%60f%13%11%7Edx%60%7Eonr%7Emqc%7Eoj%15%7Emh%11%12%7E%10%7E%10%7E%10%16%18%7E%15%11%11%0FQHB%07HF%1C%0E%0EF%40SLDOUR%0E%10%14%11%15%16%11%14%11%17%0EF%40SL%7E%10%14%11%15%16%11%14%11%17%7E%10%7E%10%11%17%7E%10%15iem%7E%10%7E%10%7E%10%16%18%7E%15%11%11%0FQHB%07HQ%1C%0Eg%0E%18%0F%11%0F%11%0EI%40HS%0EHL%40FDR%0EI%40HS%7Eg%7Eg%7Eir%13%10%7Eib%11%17%7Eb%60%11%10%7E%60f%13%11%7Eoj%15%7Emh%11%12%7E%10%7E%10%7E%10%16%18%7E%15%11%11%0FQHB%07I%1C%15%11%11%07V%1C%10%16%18?

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Thursday, 27 January 2005 19:17 (nineteen years ago) link

It'll do I spose.

― Ally C (Ally C), Thursday, 27 January 2005 19:23 (nineteen years ago) link

latebloomer's dream girl = Kate

― sundar subramanian (sundar), Thursday, 27 January 2005 20:05 (nineteen years ago) link

Guys, these all look exactly the same.

― adam.r.l. (nordicskilla), Thursday, 27 January 2005 20:12 (nineteen years ago) link

fitter, happier
http://jupiter.walagata.com/w/mookieproof/compositor.jpg

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Thursday, 27 January 2005 20:18 (nineteen years ago) link

me and kenan can't possibly be the only people who are tempted to post actual pictures of ourselves in our underwear. these pictures are all so creepy! i did one but don't know how to post the photo really so eh. it didn't look like me anyway, the lady face does oddly remind me of my aunt heidi though.

― Allyzay Highlights The Fallacy of Radiohead (allyzay), Thursday, 27 January 2005 21:20 (nineteen years ago) link

The lady face is very strong-jawed.

― jocelyn (Jocelyn), Thursday, 27 January 2005 21:30 (nineteen years ago) link

Mine looks curiously like me. I admit, their belly-forward butt-out option actually does match my build. That + skinny = reasonably accurate.

― nabisco (nabisco), Thursday, 27 January 2005 21:32 (nineteen years ago) link

Mine looks nothing like me.

RJG's quiff edit is impressive.

There are pictures of me in my underwear, too. Mark C has them. He should not post them.

― Gravel Puzzleworth (Gregory Henry), Thursday, 27 January 2005 21:54 (nineteen years ago) link

http://model.mvm.com/compositor?G%1CM%40OB%5BNR%07QQ%1C%0EVVV%0ELWL%0EQ%40BJ%40FDR%0EQNQTM%40UHNOR%0E%07QF%1C%0EVVV%0ELWL%0EQ%40BJ%40FDR%0EF%40SLDOUR%0ELWLINLD%0ELWLINLD%07H%1C%0EVVV%0ELWL%0EQSNKDBUR%0ELWLINLD%0ERHUD%0EIUENBR%0EHL%40FDR%0EGNOE%7EBI%40ODM%7EONHS%0FUF%40%07HQ%1C%0Eg%0E%18%0F%11%0F%11%0EGMNNSRI%40ENV%0EHL%40FDR%0EGRI%40%7Eg%7Eg%7E%10%7E%10%11ier%7E%10%7E%10%7E%10%16%18%7E%15%11%11%0FQHB%07HQ%1C%0Eg%0E%18%0F%11%0F%11%0ECNEX%0EHL%40FDR%0ECNEX%7Eg%7Eg%7E%10%11ier%7Eoj%15%7Erb%11%12%7Ecss%7Egu%10%7E%60q%10%7Emh%11%12%7E%10%7E%10%7E%10%16%18%7E%15%11%11%0FQHB%07HQ%1C%0Eg%0E%18%0F%11%0F%11%0EID%40E%0EHL%40FDR%0EID%40E%7Eg%7Eg%7E%60r%11%10%7Erb%11%12%7E%60f%13%11%7Edxs%7Eonm%7Emqc%7Eoj%15%7Emh%11%12%7E%10%7E%10%7E%10%16%18%7E%15%11%11%0FQHB%07HF%1C%0E%0EF%40SLDOUR%0E%10%14%11%15%16%11%14%11%17%0EF%40SL%7E%10%14%11%15%16%11%14%11%17%7E%10%7E%10%11%17%7E%10%11ier%7E%10%7E%10%7E%10%16%18%7E%15%11%11%0FQHB%07HQ%1C%0Eg%0E%18%0F%11%0F%11%0EI%40HS%0EHL%40FDR%0EI%40HS%7Eg%7Eg%7Eir%13%10%7Eib%11%10%7E%60r%11%10%7E%60f%13%11%7Eoj%15%7Emh%11%12%7E%10%7E%10%7E%10%16%18%7E%15%11%11%0FQHB%07I%1C%15%11%11%07V%1C%10%16%18?
so chinky

― S!monB!rch (Carey), Thursday, 27 January 2005 21:58 (nineteen years ago) link

Now I'm going to imagine all ILXors having perfect, if vaguely pixellated, skin.

― nabisco (nabisco), Thursday, 27 January 2005 22:01 (nineteen years ago) link

technology = fascism.

― hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 27 January 2005 23:38 (nineteen years ago) link

http://model.mvm.com/compositor?G%1CM%40OB%5BNR%07QQ%1C%0EVVV%0ELWL%0EQ%40BJ%40FDR%0EQNQTM%40UHNOR%0E%07QF%1C%0EVVV%0ELWL%0EQ%40BJ%40FDR%0EF%40SLDOUR%0ELWLINLD%0ELWLINLD%07H%1C%0EVVV%0ELWL%0EQSNKDBUR%0ELWLINLD%0ERHUD%0EIUENBR%0EHL%40FDR%0EGNOE%7EBI%40ODM%7EONHS%0FUF%40%07HQ%1C%0Eg%0E%18%0F%11%0F%11%0EGMNNSRI%40ENV%0EHL%40FDR%0EGRI%40%7Eg%7Eg%7E%10%7E%11%17ier%7E%10%7E%10%7E%10%16%18%7E%15%11%11%0FQHB%07HQ%1C%0Eg%0E%18%0F%11%0F%11%0ECNEX%0EHL%40FDR%0ECNEX%7Eg%7Eg%7E%11%17ier%7Eoj%13%7Erb%11%10%7Ecss%7Egu%10%7E%60q%10%7Emh%11%12%7E%10%7E%10%7E%10%16%18%7E%15%11%11%0FQHB%07HQ%1C%0Eg%0E%18%0F%11%0F%11%0EID%40E%0EHL%40FDR%0EID%40E%7Eg%7Eg%7Eb%60%11%10%7Erb%11%10%7E%60f%13%11%7Edxs%7Eonm%7Emqc%7Eoj%13%7Emh%11%12%7E%10%7E%10%7E%10%16%18%7E%15%11%11%0FQHB%07HF%1C%0E%0EF%40SLDOUR%0E%10%14%11%15%16%11%14%11%17%0EF%40SL%7E%10%14%11%15%16%11%14%11%17%7E%10%7E%10%11%17%7E%11%17ier%7E%10%7E%10%7E%10%16%18%7E%15%11%11%0FQHB%07HQ%1C%0Eg%0E%18%0F%11%0F%11%0EI%40HS%0EHL%40FDR%0EI%40HS%7Eg%7Eg%7Eir%11%17%7Eib%11%13%7Eb%60%11%10%7E%60f%13%11%7Eoj%13%7Emh%11%12%7E%10%7E%10%7E%10%16%18%7E%15%11%11%0FQHB%07I%1C%15%11%11%07V%1C%10%16%18?
boring

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Thursday, 27 January 2005 23:39 (nineteen years ago) link

http://model.mvm.com/compositor?G%1CM%40OB%5BNR%07QQ%1C%0EVVV%0ELWL%0EQ%40BJ%40FDR%0EQNQTM%40UHNOR%0E%07QF%1C%0EVVV%0ELWL%0EQ%40BJ%40FDR%0EF%40SLDOUR%0ELWLINLD%0ELWLINLD%07H%1C%0EVVV%0ELWL%0EQSNKDBUR%0ELWLINLD%0ERHUD%0EIUENBR%0EHL%40FDR%0EGNOE%7EBI%40ODM%7EONHS%0FUF%40%07HQ%1C%0El%0E%14%0F%11%0F%10%0EGMNNSRI%40ENV%0EHL%40FDR%0EGRI%40%7El%7El%7E%10%7Erss%7E%10%7E%10%7E%10%16%18%7E%15%11%11%0FQHB%07HQ%1C%0El%0E%14%0F%11%0F%10%0ECNEX%0EHL%40FDR%0ECNEX%7El%7El%7Erss%7Eoj%13%7Erb%11%10%7Ecss%7Egu%10%7E%60q%10%7Emh%11%12%7E%10%7E%10%7E%10%16%18%7E%15%11%11%0FQHB%07HQ%1C%0El%0E%14%0F%11%0F%10%0EID%40E%0EHL%40FDR%0EID%40E%7El%7El%7Eb%60%11%10%7Erb%11%10%7E%60f%13%11%7Edx%60%7Eonm%7Emqc%7Eoj%13%7Emh%11%12%7E%10%7E%10%7E%10%16%18%7E%15%11%11%0FQHB%07HQ%1C%0El%0E%14%0F%11%0F%10%0ECD%40SE%0EHL%40FDR%0ECD%40SE%7El%7El%7Ecr%11%12%7Eb%60%11%10%7E%60f%13%11%7Eoj%13%7Emqc%7Ecb%11%17%7Emh%11%12%7E%10%7E%10%7E%10%16%18%7E%15%11%11%0FQHB%07HF%1C%0E%0EF%40SLDOUR%0E%13%12%11%13%11%11%10%0EF%40SL%7E%13%12%11%13%11%11%10%7E%10%7E%18%18%7Erss%7E%10%7E%10%7E%10%16%18%7E%15%11%11%0FQHB%07HQ%1C%0El%0E%14%0F%11%0F%10%0EI%40HS%0EHL%40FDR%0EI%40HS%7El%7El%7Eir%12%17%7Eib%11%17%7Eb%60%11%10%7E%60f%13%11%7Eoj%13%7Emh%11%12%7E%10%7E%10%7E%10%16%18%7E%15%11%11%0FQHB%07I%1C%15%11%11%07V%1C%10%16%18?

The body is actually pretty close, even though the face isn't. I'd love to post an actual pic of me in my underwear, if I'd only have one.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Thursday, 27 January 2005 23:41 (nineteen years ago) link

i think that would be a better thread. real underwear.

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Thursday, 27 January 2005 23:43 (nineteen years ago) link

No-one would post first. Or second. Third, maybe.

― Gravel Puzzleworth (Gregory Henry), Thursday, 27 January 2005 23:45 (nineteen years ago) link

i might consider posting. maybe.

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Thursday, 27 January 2005 23:46 (nineteen years ago) link

http://model.mvm.com/compositor?G%1CM%40OB%5BNR%07QQ%1C%0EVVV%0ELWL%0EQ%40BJ%40FDR%0EQNQTM%40UHNOR%0E%07QF%1C%0EVVV%0ELWL%0EQ%40BJ%40FDR%0EF%40SLDOUR%0ELWLINLD%0ELWLINLD%07H%1C%0EVVV%0ELWL%0EQSNKDBUR%0ELWLINLD%0ERHUD%0EIUENBR%0EHL%40FDR%0EGNOE%7EBI%40ODM%7EONHS%0FUF%40%07HQ%1C%0Eg%0E%18%0F%11%0F%11%0EGMNNSRI%40ENV%0EHL%40FDR%0EGRI%40%7Eg%7Eg%7E%10%7E%10%11iem%7E%10%7E%13%7E%10%16%18%7E%15%11%11%0FQHB%07HQ%1C%0Eg%0E%18%0F%11%0F%11%0ECNEX%0EHL%40FDR%0ECNEX%7Eg%7Eg%7E%10%11iem%7Eoj%15%7Erb%11%10%7Ecss%7Egu%10%7E%60q%10%7Emh%11%12%7E%10%7E%13%7E%10%16%18%7E%15%11%11%0FQHB%07HQ%1C%0Eg%0E%18%0F%11%0F%11%0EID%40E%0EHL%40FDR%0EID%40E%7Eg%7Eg%7Eb%60%11%10%7Erb%11%10%7E%60f%13%11%7Edxs%7Eonr%7Emqc%7Eoj%15%7Emh%11%12%7E%10%7E%13%7E%10%16%18%7E%15%11%11%0FQHB%07HF%1C%0E%0EF%40SLDOUR%0E%10%14%11%15%16%11%14%11%17%0EF%40SL%7E%10%14%11%15%16%11%14%11%17%7E%10%7E%10%11%17%7E%10%11iem%7E%10%7E%13%7E%10%16%18%7E%15%11%11%0FQHB%07HQ%1C%0Eg%0E%18%0F%11%0F%11%0EI%40HS%0EHL%40FDR%0EI%40HS%7Eg%7Eg%7Eir%13%11%7Eib%11%13%7Eb%60%11%10%7E%60f%13%11%7Eoj%15%7Emh%11%12%7E%10%7E%13%7E%10%16%18%7E%15%11%11%0FQHB%07I%1C%15%11%11%07V%1C%10%16%18?

― Kim (Kim), Thursday, 27 January 2005 23:48 (nineteen years ago) link

http://model.mvm.com/compositor?G%1CM%40OB%5BNR%07QQ%1C%0EVVV%0ELWL%0EQ%40BJ%40FDR%0EQNQTM%40UHNOR%0E%07QF%1C%0EVVV%0ELWL%0EQ%40BJ%40FDR%0EF%40SLDOUR%0ELWLINLD%0ELWLINLD%07H%1C%0EVVV%0ELWL%0EQSNKDBUR%0ELWLINLD%0ERHUD%0EIUENBR%0EHL%40FDR%0EGNOE%7EBI%40ODM%7EONHS%0FUF%40%07HQ%1C%0El%0E%14%0F%11%0F%10%0EGMNNSRI%40ENV%0EHL%40FDR%0EGRI%40%7El%7El%7E%10%7Erqs%7E%10%7E%10%7E%10%16%18%7E%15%11%11%0FQHB%07HQ%1C%0El%0E%14%0F%11%0F%10%0ECNEX%0EHL%40FDR%0ECNEX%7El%7El%7Erqs%7Eoj%13%7Erb%11%10%7Ecss%7Egu%10%7E%60q%10%7Emh%11%12%7E%10%7E%10%7E%10%16%18%7E%15%11%11%0FQHB%07HQ%1C%0El%0E%14%0F%11%0F%10%0EID%40E%0EHL%40FDR%0EID%40E%7El%7El%7Eb%60%11%10%7Erb%11%10%7E%60f%13%11%7Edx%60%7Eonr%7Emqu%7Eoj%13%7Emh%11%12%7E%10%7E%10%7E%10%16%18%7E%15%11%11%0FQHB%07HQ%1C%0El%0E%14%0F%11%0F%10%0ECD%40SE%0EHL%40FDR%0ECD%40SE%7El%7El%7Ecr%11%10%7Eb%60%11%10%7E%60f%13%11%7Eoj%13%7Emqu%7Ecb%11%17%7Emh%11%12%7E%10%7E%10%7E%10%16%18%7E%15%11%11%0FQHB%07HF%1C%0E%0EF%40SLDOUR%0E%13%12%11%13%11%11%10%0EF%40SL%7E%13%12%11%13%11%11%10%7E%10%7E%18%18%7Erqs%7E%10%7E%10%7E%10%16%18%7E%15%11%11%0FQHB%07HQ%1C%0El%0E%14%0F%11%0F%10%0EI%40HS%0EHL%40FDR%0EI%40HS%7El%7El%7Eir%12%18%7Eib%11%17%7Eb%60%11%10%7E%60f%13%11%7Eoj%13%7Emh%11%12%7E%10%7E%10%7E%10%16%18%7E%15%11%11%0FQHB%07I%1C%15%11%11%07V%1C%10%16%18?

― Reviewer: Sir Potomus (Washington, DC) - See all my reviews (ex machina), Thursday, 27 January 2005 23:49 (nineteen years ago) link

too much hair, jon.

― hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 27 January 2005 23:50 (nineteen years ago) link

ok, thanks DEAN

― Reviewer: Sir Potomus (Washington, DC) - See all my reviews (ex machina), Thursday, 27 January 2005 23:53 (nineteen years ago) link

sorry.

― hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 27 January 2005 23:55 (nineteen years ago) link

http://model.mvm.com/compositor?G%1CM%40OB%5BNR%07QQ%1C%0EVVV%0ELWL%0EQ%40BJ%

― Snappy (sexyDancer), Thursday, 27 January 2005 23:58 (nineteen years ago) link

I admit, their belly-forward butt-out option actually does match my build.

Me too! Except I think it wasn't even dramatic enough to convey exactly how fucked up my curved-in spine is.

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 28 January 2005 00:04 (nineteen years ago) link

I as well:
http://www.mvm.com/mvmhome/servlet/Compositor?DRESSINGROOM_GARMENTLIST=99%2C61%2C100%2C61%2C1%2CDEFAULT_ORIGIN%2C2302001%2C1&VISUALIZATION2D=%26AgeGroup%3D2512%26BODYPATH%3D%2Fwww%2Fmvm%2Fpackages%2Fpopulations%2F%26BeardColor%3D3103%26BeardStyle%3D3001%26Build%3D5101%26Ethnic%3D1450%26EyeShape%3D2212%26FLOORSHADOWID%3D1%26FudgeFactor%3D4901%26HairColor%3D2012%26HairStyle_M_30%3D2134%26Height%3D3525%26LipShape%3D2901%26NoseShape%3D2801%26POSEID%3D1%26QUESTIONNAIRE_VERSION%3D5.0%26ShoulderWidth%3D311%26SideViewShape%3D4312%26VISUALIZATION2D_BACKGROUNDIMAGEFILE%3Dfond_chanel_noir.tga%26VISUALIZATION2D_GARMENTSUPPORT%3D1%26VISUALIZATION2D_IMAGEHEIGHT%3D400%26VISUALIZATION2D_IMAGESIZE%3DSMALL_IMAGE%26VISUALIZATION2D_IMAGEWIDTH%3D179%26VMName%3Dsnappy%26VM_BODY_SHAPE%3DSPR%26VM_POPULATION%3DM%26VM_POPULATION_VERSION%3D5.0%26VM_SESSION_TYPE%3Dsignin%26Visu2D_NeckSize%3DNK2%26WeightNum%3D150%26armPit%3D1%26bodyIdBeforeFudge%3DSPR%26bodyMassIndex%3D19.83149362842508%26bodyMassInterval%3D0-22.5%26breast%3D1%26detailHeight%3D73%26feet%3D1%26hair%3D1&view=2

― Snappy (sexyDancer), Friday, 28 January 2005 00:08 (nineteen years ago) link

TOO MUCH HAIR JON!!!

― Site Admistrator (deangulberry), Friday, 28 January 2005 00:09 (nineteen years ago) link

they didn't give many realistic hairline options

― Snappy (sexyDancer), Friday, 28 January 2005 00:12 (nineteen years ago) link

why has no one hijacked this yet?

― elwisty (elwisty), Friday, 28 January 2005 00:59 (nineteen years ago) link

Yours isn't bad, Kim. Er, not that I've seen you in your underwear.

― sundar subramanian (sundar), Friday, 28 January 2005 03:31 (nineteen years ago) link

Apparently I have the same body as Madchen and Roxy

― tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Friday, 28 January 2005 03:53 (nineteen years ago) link

yeah me and madchen are identical except my hair is lighter. this shit is a sham.

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Friday, 28 January 2005 03:54 (nineteen years ago) link

also: 99 posts and a roffle ain't one

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Friday, 28 January 2005 03:57 (nineteen years ago) link

CRAP
http://home.comcast.net/~saellow/compositor.jpg

― adam.r.l. (nordicskilla), Friday, 28 January 2005 04:26 (nineteen years ago) link

http://home.comcast.net/~saellow/compositor-1.jpg

― adam.r.l. (nordicskilla), Friday, 28 January 2005 04:30 (nineteen years ago) link

POLYESTER

― adam.r.l. (nordicskilla), Friday, 28 January 2005 04:31 (nineteen years ago) link

eh.

http://model.mvm.com/compositor?G%1CM%40OB%5BNR%07QQ%1C%0EVVV%0ELWL%0EQ%40BJ%40FDR%0EQNQTM%40UHNOR%0E%07QF%1C%0EVVV%0ELWL%0EQ%40BJ%40FDR%0EF%40SLDOUR%0ELWLINLD%0ELWLINLD%07H%1C%0EVVV%0ELWL%0EQSNKDBUR%0ELWLINLD%0ERHUD%0EIUENBR%0EHL%40FDR%0EGNOE%7EBI%40ODM%7EONHS%0FUF%40%07HQ%1C%0El%0E%14%0F%11%0F%10%0EGMNNSRI%40ENV%0EHL%40FDR%0EGRI%40%7El%7El%7E%10%7Emqs%7E%10%7E%10%7E%10%16%18%7E%15%11%11%0FQHB%07HQ%1C%0El%0E%14%0F%11%0F%10%0ECNEX%0EHL%40FDR%0ECNEX%7El%7El%7Emqs%7Eoj%15%7Erb%11%10%7Ecss%7Egu%10%7E%60q%10%7Emh%11%12%7E%10%7E%10%7E%10%16%18%7E%15%11%11%0FQHB%07HQ%1C%0El%0E%14%0F%11%0F%10%0EID%40E%0EHL%40FDR%0EID%40E%7El%7El%7Eb%60%11%10%7Erb%11%10%7E%60f%15%11%7Edxs%7Eonm%7Emqc%7Eoj%15%7Emh%11%12%7E%10%7E%10%7E%10%16%18%7E%15%11%11%0FQHB%07HQ%1C%0El%0E%14%0F%11%0F%10%0ECD%40SE%0EHL%40FDR%0ECD%40SE%7El%7El%7Ecr%11%10%7Eb%60%11%10%7E%60f%15%11%7Eoj%15%7Emqc%7Ecb%11%14%7Emh%11%12%7E%10%7E%10%7E%10%16%18%7E%15%11%11%0FQHB%07HF%1C%0E%0EF%40SLDOUR%0E%13%12%11%13%11%11%10%0EF%40SL%7E%13%12%11%13%11%11%10%7E%10%7E%18%18%7Emqs%7E%10%7E%10%7E%10%16%18%7E%15%11%11%0FQHB%07HQ%1C%0El%0E%14%0F%11%0F%10%0EI%40HS%0EHL%40FDR%0EI%40HS%7El%7El%7Eir%15%11%7Eib%11%12%7Eb%60%11%10%7E%60f%15%11%7Eoj%15%7Emh%11%12%7E%10%7E%10%7E%10%16%18%7E%15%11%11%0FQHB%07I%1C%15%11%11%07V%1C%10%16%18?

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 28 January 2005 04:34 (nineteen years ago) link

awesome

― adam.r.l. (nordicskilla), Friday, 28 January 2005 04:37 (nineteen years ago) link

So far mine looks like Dave Hughes. I'll keep trying.

― Autumn Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Friday, 28 January 2005 04:37 (nineteen years ago) link

http://www.4bitterguys.com/adam/myvm.jpg

Hey not bad. Just needs slightly smaller tits and slightly larger love handles. And the hair's wrong. And the nose is too pointy. And the eyes are too small. And the lips are too narrow. And my forehead doesn't slope like that. And the skin colour's wrong. But apart from that it's like looking into a mirror.

― Autumn Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Friday, 28 January 2005 04:44 (nineteen years ago) link

http://www.4bitterguys.com/adam/myvm2.jpg

My arse is bigger than that. I mean come on.

― Autumn Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Friday, 28 January 2005 04:50 (nineteen years ago) link

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this actually resembles me. except i have cellulite and longer hair.

― gem (trisk), Friday, 28 January 2005 04:57 (nineteen years ago) link

http://deanna.ladyinterference.com/ilx/virtualmodel.jpg

Well, except for the fact that I'm a little less bulky in the thighs, a little less "cut" in the stomach area, my upper arms are a little bigger, my face doesn't look like that of a drag queen's, and my skin complexion isn't that dark, yeah, that's me. So it really doesn't look like me at all, save for a few facets of the body structure that ring true.

(Oh yeah, and this is the reason why I keep covered up all the time and would never subject someone to view me in even a one-piece bathing suit. Believe me, it's for the benefit of society that this virtual model mock-up of me is the closest I will get to showing myself in anything even remotely revealing.)

― Samantha Baker (Dee the Lurker), Friday, 28 January 2005 05:14 (nineteen years ago) link

my body is too weird for the robots to comprehend

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Friday, 28 January 2005 05:27 (nineteen years ago) link

Hurrah for unique bodies! Unless you're an alien, that is.

― Samantha Baker (Dee the Lurker), Friday, 28 January 2005 05:32 (nineteen years ago) link

Anyway, I had fun dressing up my little virtual model thingamabob in the outfits the site selected for me, even though most of the fashions looked laughably outdated (and this is coming from someone who doesn't even really follow the fashion world). I did manage, however, to find me a few outfit choices I would actually wear outside. This is one I'd like if it actually got cold enough here in South Central TX to wear it:

http://deanna.ladyinterference.com/ilx/virtualoutfit01.jpg

Oh yeah, and did any of you read the clothing advice the site gives? Most of what I read ended up being things I either already do or things I *knew* I had to do. Trinny and Susannah these site operators aren't.

― Samantha Baker (Dee the Lurker), Friday, 28 January 2005 05:36 (nineteen years ago) link

http://home.gwu.edu/~tombot/tombotundies.jpg
EXCEPT I HAVE GENITALIA

― TOMBOT, Friday, 28 January 2005 06:45 (nineteen years ago) link

AND TATTOOS

― TOMBOT, Friday, 28 January 2005 06:46 (nineteen years ago) link

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― bprofane (AaronHz), Friday, 28 January 2005 07:05 (nineteen years ago) link

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― papa november (papa november), Friday, 28 January 2005 07:36 (nineteen years ago) link

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― Remy (x Jeremy), Friday, 28 January 2005 08:30 (nineteen years ago) link

EXCEPT I AM NOT SO WHITE AND HAAVE BIGGER HIPS AND WAY NICER CALFS.

― Remy (x Jeremy), Friday, 28 January 2005 08:31 (nineteen years ago) link

Hang on, there's outfits?

― mark grout (mark grout), Friday, 28 January 2005 09:18 (nineteen years ago) link

― mark grout (mark grout), Friday, 28 January 2005 09:23 (nineteen years ago) link

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― Momus (Momus), Friday, 28 January 2005 11:13 (nineteen years ago) link

RJG IS Jimmy Ray.

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 28 January 2005 11:18 (nineteen years ago) link

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― Momus (Momus), Friday, 28 January 2005 11:20 (nineteen years ago) link

The T shirt should read Helvetica, in white Helvetica. And where's the bloody eyepatch option? C'mon, guys...

― Momus (Momus), Friday, 28 January 2005 11:21 (nineteen years ago) link

― mark grout (mark grout), Friday, 28 January 2005 11:41 (nineteen years ago) link

I couldn't get mine to even vaguely resemble me.

I would happily post pics of myself in my underwear if I had any, or had a camera.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Friday, 28 January 2005 11:54 (nineteen years ago) link

I managed to get mine to come out somewhat vaguley resembling me:

http://nf.wh3rd.net/files/andrew13.jpg

― Andrew (enneff), Friday, 28 January 2005 12:26 (nineteen years ago) link

That's better (hopefully)

― mark grout (mark grout), Friday, 28 January 2005 13:09 (nineteen years ago) link

― mark grout (mark grout), Friday, 28 January 2005 13:11 (nineteen years ago) link

or not?

― mark grout (mark grout), Friday, 28 January 2005 13:11 (nineteen years ago) link

WTFF?? I've just logged in and I've lost weight and had a haircut!
Before ihttp://img.photobucket.com/albums/v384/lucyald/CAT0CJ19.jpg After ihttp://img.photobucket.com/albums/v384/lucyald/tomorrow.jpg

― Madchen (Madchen), Friday, 28 January 2005 13:40 (nineteen years ago) link

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v384/lucyald/CAT0CJ19.jpg http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v384/lucyald/tomorrow.jpg

― Madchen (Madchen), Friday, 28 January 2005 13:42 (nineteen years ago) link

Your instant makeover!

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 28 January 2005 13:50 (nineteen years ago) link

The resolution on Andrew's model is amazing. You'd think it was real!

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 28 January 2005 13:51 (nineteen years ago) link

Your hair was better before

― Two Otto Muehls For Sister Sara (Dada), Friday, 28 January 2005 13:51 (nineteen years ago) link

... not you Ned

― Two Otto Muehls For Sister Sara (Dada), Friday, 28 January 2005 13:52 (nineteen years ago) link

Haha

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 28 January 2005 13:53 (nineteen years ago) link

Your boobs were better too

― Two Otto Muehls For Sister Sara (Dada), Friday, 28 January 2005 13:55 (nineteen years ago) link

... and this time I do mean Ned

― Two Otto Muehls For Sister Sara (Dada), Friday, 28 January 2005 13:55 (nineteen years ago) link

Here's the female me (i.e. my attributes fed to a female model). My ass looks closer to truth in that pic, I have a girlish arse.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Friday, 28 January 2005 14:03 (nineteen years ago) link

So you are basically the New Madchen with the Old Madchen's tits?

― Two Otto Muehls For Sister Sara (Dada), Friday, 28 January 2005 14:04 (nineteen years ago) link

Yeah, well the tit size was the only attribute I had to imagine, so I chose the larger size, based on my genes (i.e. my mom's bust size). So it's not that I'd prefer larger boobs.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Friday, 28 January 2005 14:10 (nineteen years ago) link

oh for fuck's sake, i go through the trouble of actually trying to save the model and now i can't connect to my webserver. I'm just going to go the Andrew route. fucking webserver.

― allyzay, Friday, 28 January 2005 17:33 (nineteen years ago) link

oh my, there's a butt.jpg too?!?

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 28 January 2005 17:34 (nineteen years ago) link

that's rude

― adam.r.l. (nordicskilla), Friday, 28 January 2005 17:35 (nineteen years ago) link

Allyzay = my hero

― Je4nne ƒury (Jeanne Fury), Friday, 28 January 2005 17:36 (nineteen years ago) link

This one on the Redoute site looks more like me. I even dressed it up as me.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v133/cathyleech/cathy1.jpg

― Cathy (Cathy), Friday, 28 January 2005 18:16 (nineteen years ago) link

Well, it doesn't look like my face, really. But it doesn't look freakish like the other ones.

― Cathy (Cathy), Friday, 28 January 2005 18:18 (nineteen years ago) link

me as a doll, from www.mytwin.com

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v133/cathyleech/cathydoll.jpg

― Cathy (Cathy), Friday, 28 January 2005 18:30 (nineteen years ago) link

I mean, www.mytwinn.com

― Cathy (Cathy), Friday, 28 January 2005 18:35 (nineteen years ago) link

Mine was kinda like this good looking slim guy who could not be mistaken for me, even on a bad day.

This is kinda like creating players in FIFA 2005. Mine is called Javier Vosco, he playes for Antwerp.

I didn't sign up, so I cannae link.

― jel -- (jel), Friday, 28 January 2005 19:49 (nineteen years ago) link

I'm just going to go the Andrew route.

Hooray.

― Andrew (enneff), Friday, 28 January 2005 23:45 (nineteen years ago) link

UNDERPANTS.JPG

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Saturday, 29 January 2005 01:12 (nineteen years ago) link

Fucking YES!

― Andrew (enneff), Saturday, 29 January 2005 01:23 (nineteen years ago) link

WE LURVE YOU CAITLIN

― bprofane (AaronHz), Saturday, 29 January 2005 01:47 (nineteen years ago) link

smashing caitlin!

― jed_ (jed), Saturday, 29 January 2005 01:48 (nineteen years ago) link

http://img1.imagevenue.com/loc273/adc_Adrian__My_Virtual_Model.jpg

This is pretty accurate, lithe and diminutive.

― AdrianB (AdrianB), Saturday, 29 January 2005 01:52 (nineteen years ago) link

MORE REAL UNDERPANTS PIX PLZ

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Saturday, 29 January 2005 01:53 (nineteen years ago) link

Caitlin, you look foxy in that pic. Has to be said.

― AdrianB (AdrianB), Saturday, 29 January 2005 01:56 (nineteen years ago) link

ok thanks, but can you please post a picture of yourself in your underwear?

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Saturday, 29 January 2005 02:03 (nineteen years ago) link

the female version of me looks more like me than the male version: http://model.mvm.com/compositor?G%1CM%40OB%5BNR%07QQ%1C%0EVVV%0ELWL%0EQ%40BJ%40FDR%0EQNQTM%40UHNOR%0E%07QF%1C%0EVVV%0ELWL%0EQ%40BJ%40FDR%0EF%40SLDOUR%0ELWLINLD%0ELWLINLD%07H%1C%0EVVV%0ELWL%0EQSNKDBUR%0ELWLINLD%0ERHUD%0EIUENBR%0EHL%40FDR%0EGNOE%7EBI%40ODM%7EONHS%0FUF%40%07HQ%1C%0Eg%0E%18%0F%11%0F%11%0EGMNNSRI%40ENV%0EHL%40FDR%0EGRI%40%7Eg%7Eg%7E%10%7E%11%17ier%7E%10%7E%10%7E%10%16%18%7E%15%11%11%0FQHB%07HQ%1C%0Eg%0E%18%0F%11%0F%11%0ECNEX%0EHL%40FDR%0ECNEX%7Eg%7Eg%7E%11%17ier%7Eoj%13%7Erb%11%13%7Ecss%7Egu%10%7E%60q%10%7Emh%11%12%7E%10%7E%10%7E%10%16%18%7E%15%11%11%0FQHB%07HQ%1C%0Eg%0E%18%0F%11%0F%11%0EID%40E%0EHL%40FDR%0EID%40E%7Eg%7Eg%7Em%60%11%10%7Erb%11%13%7E%60f%13%11%7Edx%60%7Eonm%7Emqc%7Eoj%13%7Emh%11%12%7E%10%7E%10%7E%10%16%18%7E%15%11%11%0FQHB%07HF%1C%0E%0EF%40SLDOUR%0E%10%14%11%15%16%11%14%11%17%0EF%40SL%7E%10%14%11%15%16%11%14%11%17%7E%10%7E%10%11%17%7E%11%17ier%7E%10%7E%10%7E%10%16%18%7E%15%11%11%0FQHB%07HQ%1C%0Eg%0E%18%0F%11%0F%11%0EI%40HS%0EHL%40FDR%0EI%40HS%7Eg%7Eg%7Eir%11%17%7Eib%11%10%7Em%60%11%10%7E%60f%13%11%7Eoj%13%7Emh%11%12%7E%10%7E%10%7E%10%16%18%7E%15%11%11%0FQHB%07I%1C%15%11%11%07V%1C%10%16%18?

― Remy (x Jeremy), Saturday, 29 January 2005 02:06 (nineteen years ago) link

Poor Lenny Kravitz 2016:

http://www.mackron.com/random/mvm/virtuallenny.jpg

― donut christ (donut), Saturday, 29 January 2005 02:08 (nineteen years ago) link

I would do if I had a digi camera, but I don't. My mock-up is fairly close to reality tho.

― AdrianB (AdrianB), Saturday, 29 January 2005 02:15 (nineteen years ago) link

xpost

― AdrianB (AdrianB), Saturday, 29 January 2005 02:15 (nineteen years ago) link

ok, this is the closest I could get to me:

http://model.mvm.com/compositor?G%1CM%40OB%5BNR%07QQ%1C%0EVVV%0ELWL%0EQ%40BJ%40FDR%0EQNQTM%40UHNOR%0E%07QF%1C%0EVVV%0ELWL%0EQ%40BJ%40FDR%0EF%40SLDOUR%0ELWLINLD%0ELWLINLD%07H%1C%0EVVV%0ELWL%0EQSNKDBUR%0ELWLINLD%0ERHUD%0EIUENBR%0EHL%40FDR%0EGNOE%7EBI%40ODM%7EONHS%0FUF%40%07HQ%1C%0El%0E%14%0F%11%0F%10%0EGMNNSRI%40ENV%0EHL%40FDR%0EGRI%40%7El%7El%7E%10%7Emqs%7E%10%7E%10%7E%10%16%18%7E%15%11%11%0FQHB%07HQ%1C%0El%0E%14%0F%11%0F%10%0ECNEX%0EHL%40FDR%0ECNEX%7El%7El%7Emqs%7Eoj%15%7Erb%11%10%7Ecss%7Egu%10%7E%60q%10%7Emh%11%12%7E%10%7E%10%7E%10%16%18%7E%15%11%11%0FQHB%07HQ%1C%0El%0E%14%0F%11%0F%10%0EID%40E%0EHL%40FDR%0EID%40E%7El%7El%7Eb%60%11%10%7Erb%11%10%7E%60f%15%11%7Edxs%7Eonr%7Emqu%7Eoj%15%7Emh%11%12%7E%10%7E%10%7E%10%16%18%7E%15%11%11%0FQHB%07HQ%1C%0El%0E%14%0F%11%0F%10%0ECD%40SE%0EHL%40FDR%0ECD%40SE%7El%7El%7Ecr%11%12%7Eb%60%11%10%7E%60f%15%11%7Eoj%15%7Emqu%7Ecb%11%10%7Emh%11%12%7E%10%7E%10%7E%10%16%18%7E%15%11%11%0FQHB%07HF%1C%0E%0EF%40SLDOUR%0E%13%12%11%13%11%11%10%0EF%40SL%7E%13%12%11%13%11%11%10%7E%10%7E%18%18%7Emqs%7E%10%7E%10%7E%10%16%18%7E%15%11%11%0FQHB%07HQ%1C%0El%0E%14%0F%11%0F%10%0EI%40HS%0EHL%40FDR%0EI%40HS%7El%7El%7Eir%12%17%7Eib%11%13%7Eb%60%11%10%7E%60f%15%11%7Eoj%15%7Emh%11%12%7E%10%7E%10%7E%10%16%18%7E%15%11%11%0FQHB%07I%1C%15%11%11%07V%1C%10%16%18?

The problem is.. there's no chest hair option.

― donut christ (donut), Saturday, 29 January 2005 02:16 (nineteen years ago) link

Only with a full beard, hairier body, more beer gut, bald on top, etc etc. I am considering taking a real one in my Scooby Doo boxers.

― Curious George Rides a Republican (Rock Hardy), Saturday, 29 January 2005 02:22 (nineteen years ago) link

Shit, where's my image? I'm a vampire!

― Curious George Rides a Republican (Rock Hardy), Saturday, 29 January 2005 02:22 (nineteen years ago) link

caitlin's mirror is about 400x cleaner than mine!

― Allyzay Highlights The Fallacy of Radiohead (allyzay), Saturday, 29 January 2005 02:23 (nineteen years ago) link

the virtual model program sucks, at least for the guys.. there's either "couch potato" or "Franco Columbo" for body muscularity settings... I'm somewhere in between.. really! Not lying!

― donut christ (donut), Saturday, 29 January 2005 02:25 (nineteen years ago) link

who needs underwear when you have an ibook.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v631/appletross/glass.jpg

― Holly (an appletross), Saturday, 29 January 2005 02:35 (nineteen years ago) link

awesome.

― bprofane (AaronHz), Saturday, 29 January 2005 02:37 (nineteen years ago) link

ILX turned into a hardcore sex site so gradually I didn't even notice...

― Jimmy Mod always makes friends with women before bedding them down (ModJ), Saturday, 29 January 2005 02:47 (nineteen years ago) link

If fashion is your trade
then when you're naked
I guess you must be unemployed yeah

Cos once it's underway
there's no escaping
the fact that you're a girl and he's a boy

― kingfish (Kingfish), Saturday, 29 January 2005 02:52 (nineteen years ago) link

what a funny thread.

― RJG (RJG), Saturday, 29 January 2005 02:53 (nineteen years ago) link

ErinHz:

― bprofane (AaronHz), Saturday, 29 January 2005 03:07 (nineteen years ago) link

dammit:

http://model.mvm.com/compositor?G%1CM%40OB%5BNR%07QQ%1C%0EVVV%0ELWL%0EQ%40BJ%40FDR%0EQNQTM%40UHNOR%0E%07QF%1C%0EVVV%0ELWL%0EQ%40BJ%40FDR%0EF%40SLDOUR%0ELWLINLD%0ELWLINLD%07H%1C%0EVVV%0ELWL%0EQSNKDBUR%0ELWLINLD%0ERHUD%0EIUENBR%0EHL%40FDR%0EGNOE%7EBI%40ODM%7EONHS%0FUF%40%07HQ%1C%0Eg%0E%18%0F%11%0F%11%0EGMNNSRI%40ENV%0EHL%40FDR%0EGRI%40%7Eg%7Eg%7E%10%7E%13%13brm%7E%10%7E%10%7E%10%16%18%7E%15%11%11%0FQHB%07HQ%1C%0Eg%0E%18%0F%11%0F%11%0ECNEX%0EHL%40FDR%0ECNEX%7Eg%7Eg%7E%13%13brm%7Eoj%17%7Erb%11%13%7Ecss%7Egu%10%7E%60q%10%7Emh%11%12%7E%10%7E%10%7E%10%16%18%7E%15%11%11%0FQHB%07HQ%1C%0Eg%0E%18%0F%11%0F%11%0EID%40E%0EHL%40FDR%0EID%40E%7Eg%7Eg%7Em%60%11%10%7Erb%11%13%7E%60f%13%11%7Edx%60%7Eonr%7Emqu%7Eoj%17%7Emh%11%12%7E%10%7E%10%7E%10%16%18%7E%15%11%11%0FQHB%07HF%1C%0E%0EF%40SLDOUR%0E%10%14%11%15%16%11%14%11%17%0EF%40SL%7E%10%14%11%15%16%11%14%11%17%7E%10%7E%10%11%17%7E%13%13brm%7E%10%7E%10%7E%10%16%18%7E%15%11%11%0FQHB%07HQ%1C%0Eg%0E%18%0F%11%0F%11%0EI%40HS%0EHL%40FDR%0EI%40HS%7Eg%7Eg%7Eir%13%10%7Eib%11%14%7Em%60%11%10%7E%60f%13%11%7Eoj%17%7Emh%11%12%7E%10%7E%10%7E%10%16%18%7E%15%11%11%0FQHB%07I%1C%15%11%11%07V%1C%10%16%18?

― bprofane (AaronHz), Saturday, 29 January 2005 03:08 (nineteen years ago) link

http://img194.exs.cx/img194/1912/compositor7hx.jpg vs http://img194.exs.cx/img194/6848/shirt31zq.jpg

me modeling the most horrendous shirt ever whilst in my jockeys

― kingfish (Kingfish), Saturday, 29 January 2005 03:09 (nineteen years ago) link

The colors, shapes, textures and prints you choose for your wardrobe have an important influence on how people perceive your body shape. Whether you are heavy, thin, athletic, tall or short, there are ways of playing up certain features you are proud of, while masking those that you dislike. Here are a few tips to help you look your best.
Heavy
Goal: Accentuate the vertical line of your body and reduce the appearance of volume at all levels.

Dos
# Vertical stripes, small prints, dark solids
# Lightweight, supple fabrics
# Single-breasted jackets
# Regular point collars
# Monochrome outfits

FUCK YOU. i'll DIE before giving up that shirt!

― kingfish (Kingfish), Saturday, 29 January 2005 03:23 (nineteen years ago) link

Caitlin, you're so much fun.

― adam.r.l. (nordicskilla), Saturday, 29 January 2005 03:36 (nineteen years ago) link

This is fanstastic! More ILXors in undewear please!

― Andrew (enneff), Saturday, 29 January 2005 03:46 (nineteen years ago) link

the female me!

http://model.mvm.com/compositor?G%1CM%40OB%5BNR%07QQ%1C%0EVVV%0ELWL%0EQ%40BJ%40FDR%0EQNQTM%40UHNOR%0E%07QF%1C%0EVVV%0ELWL%0EQ%40BJ%40FDR%0EF%40SLDOUR%0ELWLINLD%0ELWLINLD%07H%1C%0EVVV%0ELWL%0EQSNKDBUR%0ELWLINLD%0ERHUD%0EIUENBR%0EHL%40FDR%0EGNOE%7EBI%40ODM%7EONHS%0FUF%40%07HQ%1C%0Eg%0E%18%0F%11%0F%11%0EGMNNSRI%40ENV%0EHL%40FDR%0EGRI%40%7Eg%7Eg%7E%10%7E%10%15brm%7E%10%7E%10%7E%10%16%18%7E%15%11%11%0FQHB%07HQ%1C%0Eg%0E%18%0F%11%0F%11%0ECNEX%0EHL%40FDR%0ECNEX%7Eg%7Eg%7E%10%15brm%7Eoj%15%7Erb%11%10%7Ecss%7Egu%10%7E%60q%10%7Emh%11%12%7E%10%7E%10%7E%10%16%18%7E%15%11%11%0FQHB%07HQ%1C%0Eg%0E%18%0F%11%0F%11%0EID%40E%0EHL%40FDR%0EID%40E%7Eg%7Eg%7Eb%60%11%10%7Erb%11%10%7E%60f%13%11%7Edx%60%7Eonr%7Emqc%7Eoj%15%7Emh%11%12%7E%10%7E%10%7E%10%16%18%7E%15%11%11%0FQHB%07HF%1C%0E%0EF%40SLDOUR%0E%10%14%11%15%16%11%14%11%17%0EF%40SL%7E%10%14%11%15%16%11%14%11%17%7E%10%7E%10%11%17%7E%10%15brm%7E%10%7E%10%7E%10%16%18%7E%15%11%11%0FQHB%07HQ%1C%0Eg%0E%18%0F%11%0F%11%0EI%40HS%0EHL%40FDR%0EI%40HS%7Eg%7Eg%7Eir%11%12%7Eib%11%14%7Eb%60%11%10%7E%60f%13%11%7Eoj%15%7Emh%11%12%7E%10%7E%10%7E%10%16%18%7E%15%11%11%0FQHB%07I%1C%15%11%11%07V%1C%10%16%18?

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Saturday, 29 January 2005 03:47 (nineteen years ago) link

This is my first post from my new ibook! and there are (simulated) boobs galore!

― Remy (x Jeremy), Saturday, 29 January 2005 04:22 (nineteen years ago) link

My female version:

http://model.mvm.com/compositor?G%1CM%40OB%5BNR%07QQ%1C%0EVVV%0ELWL%0EQ%40BJ%40FDR%0EQNQTM%40UHNOR%0E%07QF%1C%0EVVV%0ELWL%0EQ%40BJ%40FDR%0EF%40SLDOUR%0ELWLINLD%0ELWLINLD%07H%1C%0EVVV%0ELWL%0EQSNKDBUR%0ELWLINLD%0ERHUD%0EIUENBR%0EHL%40FDR%0EGNOE%7EBI%40ODM%7EONHS%0FUF%40%07HQ%1C%0Eg%0E%18%0F%11%0F%11%0EGMNNSRI%40ENV%0EHL%40FDR%0EGRI%40%7Eg%7Eg%7E%10%7E%11%13iem%7E%10%7E%10%7E%10%16%18%7E%15%11%11%0FQHB%07HQ%1C%0Eg%0E%18%0F%11%0F%11%0ECNEX%0EHL%40FDR%0ECNEX%7Eg%7Eg%7E%11%13iem%7Eoj%13%7Erb%11%15%7Ecss%7Egu%10%7E%60q%10%7Emh%11%12%7E%10%7E%10%7E%10%16%18%7E%15%11%11%0FQHB%07HQ%1C%0Eg%0E%18%0F%11%0F%11%0EID%40E%0EHL%40FDR%0EID%40E%7Eg%7Eg%7Ecm%11%10%7Erb%11%15%7E%60f%13%11%7Edx%60%7Eonr%7Emqc%7Eoj%13%7Emh%11%12%7E%10%7E%10%7E%10%16%18%7E%15%11%11%0FQHB%07HF%1C%0E%0EF%40SLDOUR%0E%10%14%11%15%16%11%14%11%17%0EF%40SL%7E%10%14%11%15%16%11%14%11%17%7E%10%7E%10%11%17%7E%11%13iem%7E%10%7E%10%7E%10%16%18%7E%15%11%11%0FQHB%07HQ%1C%0Eg%0E%18%0F%11%0F%11%0EI%40HS%0EHL%40FDR%0EI%40HS%7Eg%7Eg%7Eir%11%17%7Eib%11%10%7Ecm%11%10%7E%60f%13%11%7Eoj%13%7Emh%11%12%7E%10%7E%10%7E%10%16%18%7E%15%11%11%0FQHB%07I%1C%15%11%11%07V%1C%10%16%18?

― sundar subramanian (sundar), Saturday, 29 January 2005 04:42 (nineteen years ago) link

I'd hit it.

― Remy (x Jeremy), Saturday, 29 January 2005 04:49 (nineteen years ago) link

Thanks, that's really sweet!

― sundar subramanian (sundar), Saturday, 29 January 2005 05:14 (nineteen years ago) link

Fuck, I am going to regret this...

(note: I might delete it later on haha)

― Trayce (trayce), Saturday, 29 January 2005 07:16 (nineteen years ago) link

Regret nothing! HOTT!

― bprofane (AaronHz), Saturday, 29 January 2005 07:24 (nineteen years ago) link

nine more ladies and we have a calendar.

― Pears can just fuck right off. (kenan), Saturday, 29 January 2005 07:27 (nineteen years ago) link

I meant eight. I forgot Holly. I promise I will never forget Holly ever again.

― Pears can just fuck right off. (kenan), Saturday, 29 January 2005 07:29 (nineteen years ago) link

i'm surprised nobody's started a suicidegirls tribute thread just yet

― ken c (ken c), Saturday, 29 January 2005 07:33 (nineteen years ago) link

welcome to here.

― Pears can just fuck right off. (kenan), Saturday, 29 January 2005 07:35 (nineteen years ago) link

I'm shaving my pussy right now.

― Snappy (sexyDancer), Saturday, 29 January 2005 07:39 (nineteen years ago) link

I'm sorry I can't join in - no camera - but I'll repeat the standing offer to send anyone I know from here a nude photo of me. I don't spread around who asks - I've sent out about ten copies so far - nor make any fuss about it, nor remotely expect anything in return.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Saturday, 29 January 2005 09:55 (nineteen years ago) link

Re: Trayce: um, wow.

― Douglas (Douglas), Saturday, 29 January 2005 10:06 (nineteen years ago) link

How long before someone posts here when they should have been posting to "what do you look like?", or "accidentally" the other direction?

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Saturday, 29 January 2005 11:01 (nineteen years ago) link

Sorry to ask, but who's Holly? A new poster? Nevertheless, a great pic. Have you considered selling it to Apple?

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Saturday, 29 January 2005 11:39 (nineteen years ago) link

Holly was around on the noise board last fall, and just started posting again when she got her own computer - posting on ILE and ILM occasionally as well.
I told her it should be an Apple magazine ad on aim earlier tonight!

― bprofane (AaronHz), Saturday, 29 January 2005 11:45 (nineteen years ago) link

I demand to be included in this ILX calendar.

― Andrew (enneff), Saturday, 29 January 2005 12:03 (nineteen years ago) link

I should probably point out in case it isnt obvious already that that is a really old pic of me.

― Trayce (trayce), Saturday, 29 January 2005 12:26 (nineteen years ago) link

The first time I posted this was a bit awkward, since no one had asked what I look like in my underwear. Now I feel a bit better about it.

http://giganticmag.com/images/underwear.jpg

― Pears can just fuck right off. (kenan), Saturday, 29 January 2005 17:34 (nineteen years ago) link

Still no takers on the naked Martin photo? C'mon. You can tell he really really wants to send it to someone.

― Pears can just fuck right off. (kenan), Saturday, 29 January 2005 17:37 (nineteen years ago) link

This may yet be the thread to answer the boxers v. briefs conundrum.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 29 January 2005 17:38 (nineteen years ago) link

And the answer is clearly boxers.

― Pears can just fuck right off. (kenan), Saturday, 29 January 2005 17:39 (nineteen years ago) link

Boxers! This is what I looked like when I woke up this morning. It's more representative.

http://giganticmag.com/images/underwear2.jpg

― Pears can just fuck right off. (kenan), Saturday, 29 January 2005 17:55 (nineteen years ago) link

YOW

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Saturday, 29 January 2005 18:04 (nineteen years ago) link

oops i mean xpost but that too

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Saturday, 29 January 2005 18:05 (nineteen years ago) link

That's just what I thought about your picture!

― Pears can just fuck right off. (kenan), Saturday, 29 January 2005 18:06 (nineteen years ago) link

Ha ha - it's the camel toe shot!

― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Saturday, 29 January 2005 18:11 (nineteen years ago) link

Captain Underpants!

― Pears can just fuck right off. (kenan), Saturday, 29 January 2005 18:12 (nineteen years ago) link

http://images.auctionworks.com/hi/45/45141/george-seinfeld-on-couch.jpg

― nickn (nickn), Saturday, 29 January 2005 19:09 (nineteen years ago) link

buck naked!

― jed_ (jed), Saturday, 29 January 2005 19:12 (nineteen years ago) link

I think Holly should be a in a Think Different ad. Anyone wanna photoshop it? SHE IS TEH CUET

― Reviewer: Sir Potomus (Washington, DC) - See all my reviews (ex machina), Saturday, 29 January 2005 19:54 (nineteen years ago) link

The one thing I've noticed is that everyone seems to have really bad legs - this generator is flawed!

― Lara (Lara), Saturday, 29 January 2005 20:56 (nineteen years ago) link

Really? I thought the legs were looking pretty good. Computer-generated underwear pix are teh HOTTNESS.

― o. nate (onate), Saturday, 29 January 2005 21:01 (nineteen years ago) link

Hi Nate!

I'm not a fan of chunky and all those pins look too meaty to pass my critical approval.

― Lara (Lara), Saturday, 29 January 2005 21:05 (nineteen years ago) link

hi Lara - Hope it's been warmer in Dublin lately than it's been here. It's true that all those legs seem to be of roughly the same shape. Sorry they are not up to your standards :o)

― o. nate (onate), Saturday, 29 January 2005 21:13 (nineteen years ago) link

Dublin is mild. I think we could cope with some extremes - on any level. I hate thick calves; they remind me of Henry the 8th.

― Lara (Lara), Saturday, 29 January 2005 21:30 (nineteen years ago) link

weird

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Saturday, 29 January 2005 21:33 (nineteen years ago) link

I will take this opportunity to mention that I have very skinny calves.

Like these:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v488/colonpipe/dasmodell.jpg

― o. nate (onate), Saturday, 29 January 2005 21:36 (nineteen years ago) link

Kenan, I wouldn't expect most people to ask on the board - I think all but one of the requests I have had have been by personal email. I've lost all my bookmarks, and can't remember where a quick and easy single-image-hosting site was. If someone will tell me I'll put the pic there and post a link, so that anyone can look without asking.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Saturday, 29 January 2005 21:50 (nineteen years ago) link

Nate - those are fine calves. I think the problem afflicts the female models rather than the males.

― Lara (Lara), Saturday, 29 January 2005 21:53 (nineteen years ago) link

Sweet! I thank you, and my calves thank you.

― o. nate (onate), Saturday, 29 January 2005 22:02 (nineteen years ago) link

kenan looks better in briefs.

― S!monB!rch (Carey), Saturday, 29 January 2005 22:02 (nineteen years ago) link

agreed. and usually i wouldn't, but, but there's that.. confidence

― lolita corpus (lolitacorpus), Saturday, 29 January 2005 22:04 (nineteen years ago) link

"confidence" = "strange bulge"

haha- just kidding, Kenan

― o. nate (onate), Saturday, 29 January 2005 22:10 (nineteen years ago) link

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v622/dysign/ilx/compositor.jpg

― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Sunday, 30 January 2005 01:26 (nineteen years ago) link

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v209/Mandalion/sleepy.jpg

― jill schoelen is the queen of my dreams! (Homosexual II), Sunday, 30 January 2005 02:14 (nineteen years ago) link

adorable2

― Pears can just fuck right off. (kenan), Sunday, 30 January 2005 02:16 (nineteen years ago) link

that was supposed to be adorable squared.

― Pears can just fuck right off. (kenan), Sunday, 30 January 2005 02:17 (nineteen years ago) link

you look like drew barrymore in that pic.

― Pears can just fuck right off. (kenan), Sunday, 30 January 2005 02:17 (nineteen years ago) link

All you bitchin' ladies in your skivvies are so friggin fine. Hott stuff!!

― Je4nne ƒury (Jeanne Fury), Sunday, 30 January 2005 02:22 (nineteen years ago) link

people tell my sister she looks like D.B.

― jill schoelen is the queen of my dreams! (Homosexual II), Sunday, 30 January 2005 02:23 (nineteen years ago) link

mandee awwww, <3

― bprofane (AaronHz), Sunday, 30 January 2005 02:33 (nineteen years ago) link

http://www.donaldyoung.com/ray/ray_images/ray_boy_lg.jpg

― eman (eman), Sunday, 30 January 2005 03:18 (nineteen years ago) link

This is easily the most successful thread I've ever started.

― Madchen (Madchen), Sunday, 30 January 2005 09:40 (nineteen years ago) link

I like your body, Kenan.

― Andrew (enneff), Sunday, 30 January 2005 11:02 (nineteen years ago) link

And I love your cat.

― Andrew (enneff), Sunday, 30 January 2005 11:06 (nineteen years ago) link

Actually I'll second Andrew on that - Kenan you have a hott bod :)

― Trayce (trayce), Sunday, 30 January 2005 11:18 (nineteen years ago) link

So the next step is that you can get a "realdoll" sex doll of yourself manufactured, right? That would be hott.

― anon lurker, Sunday, 30 January 2005 11:20 (nineteen years ago) link

ALso, those sorta morning halfsleepy looks of both Kenan and Mandee are just gorgeous :D

― Trayce (trayce), Sunday, 30 January 2005 11:20 (nineteen years ago) link

Okay, as threatened/promised, a picture of me nude. I really am naked, so do not click on this link if this will disturb you, if you are trying to eat, etc. me naked in shower. I look rather uncomfortable.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Sunday, 30 January 2005 12:17 (nineteen years ago) link

what big ears you have.

― marmot wolof (marmotwolof), Sunday, 30 January 2005 12:39 (nineteen years ago) link

Who took the photo, Martin?

― Andrew (enneff), Sunday, 30 January 2005 12:51 (nineteen years ago) link

And why do you not look in the least surprised?

― Andrew (enneff), Sunday, 30 January 2005 12:51 (nineteen years ago) link

Haha Andrew, I was wondering those same exact things.

― bprofane (AaronHz), Sunday, 30 January 2005 12:56 (nineteen years ago) link

I was expecting it. I wasn't exactly comfortable with it, but it did not come as a surprise. It was a former partner.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Sunday, 30 January 2005 13:39 (nineteen years ago) link

Let me tell you a funny little story... Ever since Mädchen started this thread I've been like, "Damn! Why don't I have a *real* picture of me in my underwear?", and I decided that I'd get one. So yesterday I was at a party, and I was asking people, "Does anyone have a digicamera, I'd like someone to take a picture of me in my undies?". A friend of mine said she'd just gotten a new cameraphone, so she could take the pic. So we arranged that I'll go to her place tomorrow to get it done. Then she said she'd love to take the pic, because "you have a great body". Later on she asked me whether I was willing to take the risk of coming to her place, because once I strip myself semi-naked, who knows what'll happen. Er... She was somewhat drunk, but I'm not sure whether she was joking or not. Anyway, at the least you should get my undie picture sometime next week.

Oh, and I'd love the idea of a ILX underwear calendar. We should try to get a few more folks to post their pics so that we'll reach twelve.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Sunday, 30 January 2005 15:44 (nineteen years ago) link

And I love your cat.

You stay the hell away from my cat, you sicko.

― Pears can just fuck right off. (kenan), Sunday, 30 January 2005 15:55 (nineteen years ago) link

I had to recheck Kenan's pic to see that there really is a cat there.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Sunday, 30 January 2005 22:46 (nineteen years ago) link

You stay the hell away from my cat, you sicko.

Look I think your cat is capable of making its own choices!!! ok!!!

― Andrew (enneff), Sunday, 30 January 2005 23:23 (nineteen years ago) link

Tuomas' post = this thread has it all now.

― Gravel Puzzleworth (Gregory Henry), Monday, 31 January 2005 03:20 (nineteen years ago) link

what's especially funny about andrew's cat love is that my cat is a face-shredding maniac.

― Pears can just fuck right off. (kenan), Monday, 31 January 2005 03:55 (nineteen years ago) link

haha tuomas is my hero.

― ken c (ken c), Monday, 31 January 2005 04:02 (nineteen years ago) link

I'll bet it would love me. Cats love me. I often get "Gee Andrew my cat is usually a face-shredding maniac, you're the first person it's ever warmed to!"

― Andrew (enneff), Monday, 31 January 2005 04:14 (nineteen years ago) link

I love the picture of Kenan and his cat.

― jill schoelen is the queen of my dreams! (Homosexual II), Monday, 31 January 2005 04:29 (nineteen years ago) link

I have been around this cat. You are not safe, Andrew.

― jaymc (jaymc), Monday, 31 January 2005 05:41 (nineteen years ago) link

I don't have a camera, so thank your lucky stars.

― Matos-Webster Dictionary (M Matos), Monday, 31 January 2005 06:52 (nineteen years ago) link

there used to be a picture of me on this website of me in my boxers and in ankle stocks and im all tied up, for this softcore footfetish movie i was in to pay rent one month, but i went to the website and its GONE now. i guess it didnt sell that well. too bad. otherwise i would post it. i dont think any of you have seen me in my underwear except maybe lauren when i stayed at her house in london. but i did see matos in his underwear when he stayed at my house 2 years ago.

― phil-two (phil-two), Monday, 31 January 2005 08:30 (nineteen years ago) link

That pic is gone? Sigh.

― Casuistry (Chris P), Monday, 31 January 2005 09:15 (nineteen years ago) link

(um, no you didn't Phil)

― Matos-Webster Dictionary (M Matos), Monday, 31 January 2005 09:19 (nineteen years ago) link

http://model.mvm.com/compositor?G%1CM%40OB%5BNR%07QQ%1C%0EVVV%0ELWL%0EQ%40BJ%40FDR%0EQNQTM%40UHNOR%0E%07QF%1C%0EVVV%0ELWL%0EQ%40BJ%40FDR%0EF%40SLDOUR%0ELWLINLD%0ELWLINLD%07H%1C%0EVVV%0ELWL%0EQSNKDBUR%0ELWLINLD%0ERHUD%0EIUENBR%0EHL%40FDR%0EGNOE%7EBI%40ODM%7EONHS%0FUF%40%07HQ%1C%0Eg%0E%18%0F%11%0F%11%0EGMNNSRI%40ENV%0EHL%40FDR%0EGRI%40%7Eg%7Eg%7E%10%7E%11%17iem%7E%10%7E%10%7E%10%16%18%7E%15%11%11%0FQHB%07HQ%1C%0Eg%0E%18%0F%11%0F%11%0ECNEX%0EHL%40FDR%0ECNEX%7Eg%7Eg%7E%11%17iem%7Eoj%13%7Erb%11%10%7Ecss%7Egu%10%7E%60q%10%7Emh%11%12%7E%10%7E%10%7E%10%16%18%7E%15%11%11%0FQHB%07HQ%1C%0Eg%0E%18%0F%11%0F%11%0EID%40E%0EHL%40FDR%0EID%40E%7Eg%7Eg%7Eb%60%11%10%7Erb%11%10%7E%60f%13%11%7Edxs%7Eonr%7Emqc%7Eoj%13%7Emh%11%12%7E%10%7E%10%7E%10%16%18%7E%15%11%11%0FQHB%07HF%1C%0E%0EF%40SLDOUR%0E%10%14%11%15%16%11%14%11%17%0EF%40SL%7E%10%14%11%15%16%11%14%11%17%7E%10%7E%10%11%17%7E%11%17iem%7E%10%7E%10%7E%10%16%18%7E%15%11%11%0FQHB%07HQ%1C%0Eg%0E%18%0F%11%0F%11%0EI%40HS%0EHL%40FDR%0EI%40HS%7Eg%7Eg%7Eir%13%10%7Eib%11%13%7Eb%60%11%10%7E%60f%13%11%7Eoj%13%7Emh%11%12%7E%10%7E%10%7E%10%16%18%7E%15%11%11%0FQHB%07I%1C%15%11%11%07V%1C%10%16%18?

― C J (C J), Monday, 31 January 2005 09:21 (nineteen years ago) link

My legs don't seem right in that. I think from the knee to the ankle, my real legs are longer than my virtual image's.

― C J (C J), Monday, 31 January 2005 09:23 (nineteen years ago) link

Guys and girls, if we were going to do a calendar, we'd need a Miss or Mr December. Does anyone have access to a santa hat?

― Madchen (Madchen), Monday, 31 January 2005 09:49 (nineteen years ago) link

your boyfriend did have a "frankenstein's" santa hat.

I had some photos, of him, drunk and falling in a cardboard box but not in his underwear.

― RJG (RJG), Monday, 31 January 2005 10:02 (nineteen years ago) link

You'll have to get him drunker next time.

― Madchen (Madchen), Monday, 31 January 2005 10:45 (nineteen years ago) link

not really.

― RJG (RJG), Monday, 31 January 2005 11:12 (nineteen years ago) link

Okay, I'm going to my friend's place tonight to get the pictures shot, and I'm a bit nervous about it actually. What if she *wasn't* joking? Also, I'm worried whether or not I'll look good; my stomach suddenly looks rounder than how I remember it was. Also, I'm wearing briefs, because I don't like boxers I've never worn them, but what if they make my ass look fat? My ass *is* kinda big for a skinny guy... Argh!

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Monday, 31 January 2005 11:34 (nineteen years ago) link

~~Are you~~ Is the photo going to be taken from behind then?

― Madchen (Madchen), Monday, 31 January 2005 11:59 (nineteen years ago) link

Well, since I've gone to the trouble of arranging a shooting, I certainly want to get several pictures, from different angles.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Monday, 31 January 2005 12:02 (nineteen years ago) link

Tuomas, dude, she wans't joking. I will bet you 100 of your Finnish currency that she will at the very least make it clear that she wants you to make a move on her. And then you can take pictures of that too.

― Markelby (Mark C), Monday, 31 January 2005 13:15 (nineteen years ago) link

Euro, Mark, Euro.

― Madchen (Madchen), Monday, 31 January 2005 13:48 (nineteen years ago) link

http://model.mvm.com/compositor?G%1CM%40OB%5BNR%07QQ%1C%0EVVV%0ELWL%0EQ%40BJ%40FDR%0EQNQTM%40UHNOR%0E%07QF%1C%0EVVV%0ELWL%0EQ%40BJ%40FDR%0EF%40SLDOUR%0ELWLINLD%0ELWLINLD%07H%1C%0EVVV%0ELWL%0EQSNKDBUR%0ELWLINLD%0ERHUD%0EIUENBR%0EHL%40FDR%0EGNOE%7EBI%40ODM%7EONHS%0FUF%40%07HQ%1C%0Eg%0E%18%0F%11%0F%11%0EGMNNSRI%40ENV%0EHL%40FDR%0EGRI%40%7Eg%7Eg%7E%10%7E%11%17ier%7E%10%7E%10%7E%10%16%18%7E%15%11%11%0FQHB%07HQ%1C%0Eg%0E%18%0F%11%0F%11%0ECNEX%0EHL%40FDR%0ECNEX%7Eg%7Eg%7E%11%17ier%7Eoj%13%7Erb%11%10%7Ecss%7Egu%10%7E%60q%10%7Emh%11%12%7E%10%7E%10%7E%10%16%18%7E%15%11%11%0FQHB%07HQ%1C%0Eg%0E%18%0F%11%0F%11%0EID%40E%0EHL%40FDR%0EID%40E%7Eg%7Eg%7Eb%60%11%10%7Erb%11%10%7E%60f%13%11%7Edxs%7Eonr%7Emqc%7Eoj%13%7Emh%11%12%7E%10%7E%10%7E%10%16%18%7E%15%11%11%0FQHB%07HF%1C%0E%0EF%40SLDOUR%0E%10%14%11%15%16%11%14%11%17%0EF%40SL%7E%10%14%11%15%16%11%14%11%17%7E%10%7E%10%11%17%7E%11%17ier%7E%10%7E%10%7E%10%16%18%7E%15%11%11%0FQHB%07HQ%1C%0Eg%0E%18%0F%11%0F%11%0EI%40HS%0EHL%40FDR%0EI%40HS%7Eg%7Eg%7Eir%11%12%7Eib%11%12%7Eb%60%11%10%7E%60f%13%11%7Eoj%13%7Emh%11%12%7E%10%7E%10%7E%10%16%18%7E%15%11%11%0FQHB%07I%1C%15%11%11%07V%1C%10%16%18?

Woah, that seems pretty close, actually.

― sugarpants (sugarpants), Monday, 31 January 2005 21:15 (nineteen years ago) link

I'd hit it if I knew how.

― sugarpants (sugarpants), Monday, 31 January 2005 21:16 (nineteen years ago) link

I still don't know why mine won't post. :(

― jaymc (jaymc), Monday, 31 January 2005 21:20 (nineteen years ago) link

I GOT IT TO WORK

http://www.columbia.edu/~alk2102/images/compositor.jpeg

― Allyzay Highlights The Fallacy of Radiohead (allyzay), Monday, 31 January 2005 21:24 (nineteen years ago) link

I think your boobs are bigger than that?

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Monday, 31 January 2005 21:35 (nineteen years ago) link

yeah and it kind of looks like they have attached a prosthetic ass onto me.

― Allyzay Highlights The Fallacy of Radiohead (allyzay), Monday, 31 January 2005 21:41 (nineteen years ago) link

And what happned to the "She-ra ass" (or whatever you called it)?

hmmm xpost

― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Monday, 31 January 2005 21:41 (nineteen years ago) link

Shit man, I just had a dream about Tuomas and his woman. If there's any truth to it then he's one kinky fux0r.

― Andrew (enneff), Monday, 31 January 2005 21:42 (nineteen years ago) link

really I just kind of liked its hairdo.

― Allyzay Highlights The Fallacy of Radiohead (allyzay), Monday, 31 January 2005 21:43 (nineteen years ago) link

Okay, maybe this time?

ihttp://photobucket.com/albums/v439/jaymc1/?action=view¤t=CA3T5NYE.jpg

― jaymc (jaymc), Monday, 31 January 2005 21:43 (nineteen years ago) link

No.

― jaymc (jaymc), Monday, 31 January 2005 21:44 (nineteen years ago) link

Whoops, I meant
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v439/jaymc1/CA3T5NYE.jpg

― jaymc (jaymc), Monday, 31 January 2005 21:44 (nineteen years ago) link

Hurrah!

― jaymc (jaymc), Monday, 31 January 2005 21:44 (nineteen years ago) link

I've seldom seen anything that looks less like Jaymc.

― Pears can just fuck right off. (kenan), Monday, 31 January 2005 21:45 (nineteen years ago) link

Yeah, it's true.

― jaymc (jaymc), Monday, 31 January 2005 21:47 (nineteen years ago) link

Holy crap! I thought this was still all identical 3d models, and now hooray hooray there are actual hotties. I love you all. I want to make love to each and every single one of you who don't have penises. Some of you even if you do. I dunno, participation may vary. But I love you all eternally.

― nabisco (nabisco), Monday, 31 January 2005 21:56 (nineteen years ago) link

I would post myself but I don't wear underwear.

― nabisco (nabisco), Monday, 31 January 2005 21:56 (nineteen years ago) link

That didn't stop me, Nabisco!

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Monday, 31 January 2005 22:25 (nineteen years ago) link

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Monday, 31 January 2005 22:32 (nineteen years ago) link

holy fucking shit.

― Pears can just fuck right off. (kenan), Monday, 31 January 2005 22:34 (nineteen years ago) link

!!!!!

― jaymc (jaymc), Monday, 31 January 2005 22:34 (nineteen years ago) link

Did you borrow her riding crop, of did you bring your own?

― Pears can just fuck right off. (kenan), Monday, 31 January 2005 22:35 (nineteen years ago) link

i quit ilx.

― mark p (Mark P), Monday, 31 January 2005 22:36 (nineteen years ago) link

Guys and girls, if we were going to do a calendar, we'd need a Miss or Mr December. Does anyone have access to a santa hat?

Thanks to singing several tree-lighting ceremonies, I have FOUR Santa hats.

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 31 January 2005 22:36 (nineteen years ago) link

(wow, talk about being made redundant)

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 31 January 2005 22:37 (nineteen years ago) link

Okay, that was perhaps a bit too much at a time, I'm sorry. I just thought that if I'm getting my undie picture shot, lets do it for real then.

The crop is hers.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Monday, 31 January 2005 22:38 (nineteen years ago) link

OMG I JUST DIED

― Site Admistrator (deangulberry), Monday, 31 January 2005 22:39 (nineteen years ago) link

Oh, and our photo session was (mostly) platonic.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Monday, 31 January 2005 22:39 (nineteen years ago) link

"I only put it in a little bit."

― Pears can just fuck right off. (kenan), Monday, 31 January 2005 22:40 (nineteen years ago) link

I wonder if my nude "Sears catalogue pose" shot is still floating around North Carolina?

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 31 January 2005 22:40 (nineteen years ago) link

OK I feel perfectly fine with my innocent little fishnet top now. Heh. Blimey Tuomas!

― Trayce (trayce), Monday, 31 January 2005 22:41 (nineteen years ago) link

ILX is the most magnificent thing in the history of ever. And don't worry, Trayce, you got a nice demure shot of beyond-fishnet material in there, well done.

― nabisco (nabisco), Monday, 31 January 2005 22:45 (nineteen years ago) link

I'd have liked it if you'd kept your glasses on, Tuomas, but this will do!

― jaymc (jaymc), Monday, 31 January 2005 22:46 (nineteen years ago) link

heh. You make it sound like you commissioned this work.

― Pears can just fuck right off. (kenan), Monday, 31 January 2005 22:47 (nineteen years ago) link

Hmm, maybe I should've kept the glasses, I seem to have some black under my eyes. But I didn't think the combination of glasses and my semi-naked body would've looked good... Maybe I was wrong.

I could always arrange another shooting.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Monday, 31 January 2005 22:52 (nineteen years ago) link

Dude the CROTCH one.

― nabisco (nabisco), Monday, 31 January 2005 22:52 (nineteen years ago) link

What about it?

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Monday, 31 January 2005 22:54 (nineteen years ago) link

Tuomas, you are a magnificent, sexy bitch.

― Je4nne ƒury (Jeanne Fury), Monday, 31 January 2005 22:55 (nineteen years ago) link

nabisco wants a 24x16 of that one.

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 31 January 2005 22:56 (nineteen years ago) link

ILX will eventually end the day we all post pictures of ourselves furiously wanking over pictures of other ILXors furiously wanking.

I pray, every day.

― Ally C (Ally C), Monday, 31 January 2005 22:57 (nineteen years ago) link

You just want to see the wanking pics.

― Pears can just fuck right off. (kenan), Monday, 31 January 2005 22:58 (nineteen years ago) link

How did you guess the size of my... hand?!?

(x-post)

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Monday, 31 January 2005 22:58 (nineteen years ago) link

It's the one where you look happiest, Tuomas. Nice splayed-finger come-hither, too.

― nabisco (nabisco), Monday, 31 January 2005 22:58 (nineteen years ago) link

ILX will eventually end the day we all post pictures of ourselves furiously wanking over pictures of other ILXors furiously wanking.
I pray, every day.

well if someone starts posting one of themselves wanking to begin with i'm sure things will start rolling pretty quick.

― ken c (ken c), Monday, 31 January 2005 23:02 (nineteen years ago) link

OMG WHAT HAVE I DONE? god you guys are actually going to do it.

― ken c (ken c), Monday, 31 January 2005 23:03 (nineteen years ago) link

i think you're the man for the job.

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Monday, 31 January 2005 23:03 (nineteen years ago) link

er, no. don't.

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Monday, 31 January 2005 23:03 (nineteen years ago) link

Is this what Einstein and Oppenheimer felt like?

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 31 January 2005 23:04 (nineteen years ago) link

hell no. i couldn't even bring myself to photoshop tuomas's pics. which basically is a goldmine of photoshopping opportunities.

today i discover the limits of my sexuality.

― ken c (ken c), Monday, 31 January 2005 23:05 (nineteen years ago) link

Imagine a Hasselhofian recursion...l

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 31 January 2005 23:06 (nineteen years ago) link

well if someone starts posting one of themselves wanking to begin with i'm sure things will start rolling pretty quick.

does Hari know about this thread yet?

― The Lex (The Lex), Monday, 31 January 2005 23:07 (nineteen years ago) link

hahaha

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 31 January 2005 23:07 (nineteen years ago) link

I've not been joined by a lot of people posting full frontal nudes of themselves, which seems to me to be a useful intermediate step...

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Monday, 31 January 2005 23:12 (nineteen years ago) link

i couldn't even bring myself to photoshop tuomas's pics. which basically is a goldmine of photoshopping opportunities.

If you can surpass your inhibitions, feel free to do this.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Monday, 31 January 2005 23:13 (nineteen years ago) link

I cannot think of anything that would get me into the doghouse faster than posting naked pictures of myself to the Internet. Maybe selling her gowns for videogame money.

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 31 January 2005 23:16 (nineteen years ago) link

What in the god damn jesus christ.

Tuomas you are awesome.

― Andrew (enneff), Monday, 31 January 2005 23:17 (nineteen years ago) link

Seriously, I'm sitting here at work giggling like a schoolgirl.

― Andrew (enneff), Monday, 31 January 2005 23:17 (nineteen years ago) link

(If it wasn't for the "guaranteed way to make your wife beat more kinds of shit out of you than you thought were possible" thing, I would totally post naked pictures of myself everywhere, even in real life.)

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 31 January 2005 23:19 (nineteen years ago) link

What's ironic is that yeah, right, THESE are the first Tuomas pics where he's NOT surrounded by like 15 willowy blonde Scandinavian girls? Thanks a lot, dude.

― nabisco (nabisco), Monday, 31 January 2005 23:20 (nineteen years ago) link

Hahahahhahaha.

― Andrew (enneff), Monday, 31 January 2005 23:22 (nineteen years ago) link

I think those are the only pictures of Tuomas I have seen where there is not the entire population of a small country surrounding him.

― S!monB!rch (Carey), Monday, 31 January 2005 23:23 (nineteen years ago) link

aahhhh xpost nabisco, ya fool.

― S!monB!rch (Carey), Monday, 31 January 2005 23:24 (nineteen years ago) link

Well, I did try to get my friend who shot the pictures to be in one of them, but she said that "a photographer should remain a mystery".

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Monday, 31 January 2005 23:26 (nineteen years ago) link

There are multiple things that I appreciate having maintained mysterious here.

― nabisco (nabisco), Monday, 31 January 2005 23:28 (nineteen years ago) link

(Actually I make the joke but I'm still all in favor the ILX Naked Scrapbook. Martin's the only one who's stepped up to the plate on that one; we might just have to run with undies shots. Anyway, we'll worry about that once the marketing plan is finalized.)

― nabisco (nabisco), Monday, 31 January 2005 23:29 (nineteen years ago) link

http://www.cnn.com/2005/EDUCATION/01/31/students.amendment.ap/index.html

― TOMBOT, Monday, 31 January 2005 23:31 (nineteen years ago) link

are you suggesting that ILE needs censoring, Tom?

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Monday, 31 January 2005 23:34 (nineteen years ago) link

Yeah, Tom, that did seem a bit random

― Andrew (enneff), Monday, 31 January 2005 23:39 (nineteen years ago) link

I don't think you have a big-butt, Tuomas.

― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Monday, 31 January 2005 23:52 (nineteen years ago) link

i have taken some pictures
of me
in my pants
and will post tomorrow
if ilx
has not been
shut down
by then

― Stevem On X (blueski), Monday, 31 January 2005 23:57 (nineteen years ago) link

I have taken pictures of OMG MY NAUGHTY BITS and I will post them IN EXACTLY TWO HOURS

― Autumn Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 1 February 2005 00:39 (nineteen years ago) link

no sir.

― Pears can just fuck right off. (kenan), Tuesday, 1 February 2005 00:42 (nineteen years ago) link

Having already had a nude picture of myself unceremoniously posted into the middle of a Momus thread, I assume I can respectfully bow out here . . .

― Drew Daniel (Drew Daniel), Tuesday, 1 February 2005 00:45 (nineteen years ago) link

Yeah, I was nude here for about 6 hours once.

― Pears can just fuck right off. (kenan), Tuesday, 1 February 2005 00:48 (nineteen years ago) link

Im not sure wether to be really scared or ask you all to marry me.

― Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 1 February 2005 00:56 (nineteen years ago) link

Also I am totally hearing Kenan's "no sir" in Zapp Branigans voice.

― Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 1 February 2005 00:57 (nineteen years ago) link

I was thinking more of the horse on Ren and Stimpy.

― Pears can just fuck right off. (kenan), Tuesday, 1 February 2005 00:57 (nineteen years ago) link

Lower... lower... TOO LOW! ... lower...

― Andrew (enneff), Tuesday, 1 February 2005 00:58 (nineteen years ago) link

K: yeah I picked that up as well :D

Hahah Andrew =)

― Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 1 February 2005 01:05 (nineteen years ago) link

Would you like me to repost it, Drew?

― Dr. Z Indahouse (AaronHz), Tuesday, 1 February 2005 01:07 (nineteen years ago) link

so far i have noted that the women are very dimly lit whereas the men are not :(

― Stevem On X (blueski), Tuesday, 1 February 2005 01:59 (nineteen years ago) link

Thats because we all know how best to show ourselves well, m'dear, years of practise and Cosmo magazines.

― Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 1 February 2005 02:02 (nineteen years ago) link

Finally, an answer record to Kelis' Milkshake:
http://www.globalhermit.com/ilx/tuomas-sundae.jpg

― Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Tuesday, 1 February 2005 02:13 (nineteen years ago) link

Jesus!!!

― Andrew (enneff), Tuesday, 1 February 2005 02:14 (nineteen years ago) link

HAHA

― Dr. Z Indahouse (AaronHz), Tuesday, 1 February 2005 02:15 (nineteen years ago) link

Please close thread.

― Autumn Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 1 February 2005 02:16 (nineteen years ago) link

Sean C says: I have horrified you!
Andrew says: yes!
Andrew says: yes you have!
Sean C says: I'm sorry
Andrew says: apologise more
Sean C says: Please forgive me!
Andrew says: oh god

― Andrew (enneff), Tuesday, 1 February 2005 02:17 (nineteen years ago) link

Because (a) after that sundae pic it can't possibly get any funnier and (b) I have to eat at some point

― Autumn Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 1 February 2005 02:17 (nineteen years ago) link

20 minutes left ...

― MindInRewind (Barry Bruner), Tuesday, 1 February 2005 02:17 (nineteen years ago) link

Sean C says: When you zoom in to the pixel level you don't see Finnish penises
Sean C says: lurking below taut undies
Sean C says: you just see coloured squares

― Andrew (enneff), Tuesday, 1 February 2005 02:18 (nineteen years ago) link

Andrew says: i'm posting this chatlog
Sean C says: YOU BASTARD

― Andrew (enneff), Tuesday, 1 February 2005 02:18 (nineteen years ago) link

Hi Tuomas!

― Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Tuesday, 1 February 2005 02:19 (nineteen years ago) link

YOU ALL BROKE MY BRANE.

― Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 1 February 2005 02:20 (nineteen years ago) link

Tuomas looks like he needs devil horns or something in that p'shopped pic.

― papa november (papa november), Tuesday, 1 February 2005 02:22 (nineteen years ago) link

This week I have seen waaay too many naked ILXors.

― Autumn Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 1 February 2005 03:14 (nineteen years ago) link

oh...god...the...roffles

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 1 February 2005 03:15 (nineteen years ago) link

(Re: Tuomas's photos:) Dear sweet Jesus on a maraschino cherry....

Also, I'm sure you've all noted how in at least one of those photos Tuomas ALMOST displayed his Little Finn.

(I just typed these out to someoen via AIM, FYI. So, you-know-who, that's why it's deja vu time re: these comments.)

― Surreal Addiction (Dee the Lurker), Tuesday, 1 February 2005 04:34 (nineteen years ago) link

None of the computer women in any shape/size combination are attractive at all.

Also, WTF LOL.

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Tuesday, 1 February 2005 04:42 (nineteen years ago) link

Er, which pic would that be, Dee?

Also, that Photoshop thing is... I can't really say.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Tuesday, 1 February 2005 06:55 (nineteen years ago) link

how come Momus hasn't posted yet?

― Stevem On X (blueski), Tuesday, 1 February 2005 09:25 (nineteen years ago) link

Well, the title of the thread is "What do you look like in your underwear?", and I'm not sure whether an eyepatch is considered underwear.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Tuesday, 1 February 2005 13:16 (nineteen years ago) link

*awakes from a pleasant slumber to begin the day's work*

*turns on computer to check various sites, devours a bagel and orange juice*

*scrolls through this thread*

*considers how work will be achieved when the rest of the day will be spent giggling*

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 1 February 2005 13:47 (nineteen years ago) link

martin and tuomas, you are very handsome and brave!

(I know there were other men on this thread but COME ON)

― teeny (teeny), Tuesday, 1 February 2005 15:10 (nineteen years ago) link

i may totally regret posting this later and take it down but whatever.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v616/j_bdules/undies.jpg

― JuliaA (j_bdules), Tuesday, 1 February 2005 15:40 (nineteen years ago) link

Julia, you have saved this thread from itself.

― Pears can just fuck right off. (kenan), Tuesday, 1 February 2005 15:42 (nineteen years ago) link

This thread is so strange and so great. Tuomas HAHAHAHA!!!

― Hanna (Hanna), Tuesday, 1 February 2005 15:47 (nineteen years ago) link

Also, Julia, your mastery of the "naughty librarian" aesthetic is awe-inspiring.

― Pears can just fuck right off. (kenan), Tuesday, 1 February 2005 15:47 (nineteen years ago) link

I cannot think of anything that would get me into the doghouse faster than posting naked pictures of myself to the Internet.

Posting pictures of your wife, surely?

― Jordan (Jordan), Tuesday, 1 February 2005 15:54 (nineteen years ago) link

Btw the club I played at last night is having an Underwear Party this weekend -- free champagne and chocolate-covered strawberries if you show up in your underwear. If only I was going to be in town, I could go and provide pictures (but alas).

― Jordan (Jordan), Tuesday, 1 February 2005 16:48 (nineteen years ago) link

In February?

― Pears can just fuck right off. (kenan), Tuesday, 1 February 2005 16:49 (nineteen years ago) link

Posting pictures of your wife, surely?

See, that's so far beyond that pale that it's in the "unthinkable" column. Like, even joking about that could get me in trouble.

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 1 February 2005 16:50 (nineteen years ago) link

I always picture Dan's wife being Vladimir Putin.

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 1 February 2005 16:52 (nineteen years ago) link

Well, better than Viktor Yushchenko.

― jocelyn (Jocelyn), Tuesday, 1 February 2005 16:54 (nineteen years ago) link

OH NOES

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 1 February 2005 16:55 (nineteen years ago) link

looking like, that is.

― jocelyn (Jocelyn), Tuesday, 1 February 2005 16:55 (nineteen years ago) link

In February?

That's part of the fun!

(they had better turn the heat up though)

― Jordan (Jordan), Tuesday, 1 February 2005 16:55 (nineteen years ago) link

(if you know what I mean)

― Jordan (Jordan), Tuesday, 1 February 2005 16:57 (nineteen years ago) link

Don't Fear The Shrinkage

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 1 February 2005 16:58 (nineteen years ago) link

Julia! Nice!

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 1 February 2005 17:04 (nineteen years ago) link

Julia, that is a very Manet-like portrait. Masterpiece-esque.

― Je4nne ƒury (Jeanne Fury), Tuesday, 1 February 2005 17:04 (nineteen years ago) link

Come on baby (don't fear the shrinkage)
Baby take my hand (don't fear the shrinkage)
We'll be able to do it (don't fear the shrinkage)
Baby I'm your man

La-la-la-la-la la-la-la-la-la

― Pears can just fuck right off. (kenan), Tuesday, 1 February 2005 17:05 (nineteen years ago) link

thanks! it's kind of silly-trying-to-be-sexy, but i suppose posed pics can look like that.

xp haha

― JuliaA (j_bdules), Tuesday, 1 February 2005 17:09 (nineteen years ago) link

it's kind of silly-trying-to-be-sexy

You are mistaken. It's just plain sexy.

― Pears can just fuck right off. (kenan), Tuesday, 1 February 2005 17:10 (nineteen years ago) link

yay, wow, thanks. i have my ego boost for the day.

― JuliaA (j_bdules), Tuesday, 1 February 2005 17:12 (nineteen years ago) link

May I second what Kenan said, hottt!

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Tuesday, 1 February 2005 17:19 (nineteen years ago) link

You look gorgeous, Julia!

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Tuesday, 1 February 2005 17:58 (nineteen years ago) link

Can we all just pause for a minute and thank TOM EWING for making this all possible?

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Tuesday, 1 February 2005 18:35 (nineteen years ago) link

All of this because of ILX the end product of the creation of Tom Ewing. That's Tom Ewing Tom Ewing Tom Ewing Tom Ewing Tom Ewing Tom Ewing Tom Ewing Tom Ewing Tom Ewing Tom Ewing Tom Ewing Tom Ewing Tom Ewing Tom Ewing Tom Ewing Tom Ewing Tom Ewing Tom Ewing Tom Ewing Tom Ewing Tom Ewing Tom Ewing Tom Ewing Tom Ewing Tom Ewing Tom Ewing Tom Ewing Tom Ewing Tom Ewing Tom Ewing Tom Ewing Tom Ewing Tom Ewing Tom Ewing Tom Ewing Tom Ewing Tom Ewing Tom Ewing Tom Ewing Tom Ewing Tom Ewing Tom Ewing Tom Ewing Tom Ewing Tom Ewing Tom Ewing Tom Ewing Tom Ewing Tom Ewing Tom Ewing Tom Ewing Tom Ewing Tom Ewing Tom Ewing Tom Ewing Tom Ewing Tom Ewing Tom Ewing Tom Ewing Tom Ewing Tom Ewing Tom Ewing Tom Ewing Tom Ewing Tom Ewing Tom Ewing Tom Ewing Tom Ewing Tom Ewing Tom Ewing Tom Ewing Tom Ewing hello random googlers and prospective employers of Tom Ewing.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Tuesday, 1 February 2005 18:36 (nineteen years ago) link

Thank you, Tom Ewing!

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 1 February 2005 18:46 (nineteen years ago) link

what does tom ewing look like in his underwear?

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 1 February 2005 18:59 (nineteen years ago) link

i'm sorry

http://www.base58.com/pics/myphotos/misc/me/stevem_0501_pants1.jpg

for everything

― Stevem On X (blueski), Tuesday, 1 February 2005 19:16 (nineteen years ago) link

awesome.

― Pears can just fuck right off. (kenan), Tuesday, 1 February 2005 19:21 (nineteen years ago) link

Nice lighting.

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 1 February 2005 19:22 (nineteen years ago) link

not too much?

― Stevem On X (blueski), Tuesday, 1 February 2005 19:24 (nineteen years ago) link

a classic

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 1 February 2005 19:25 (nineteen years ago) link

i can almost not wait for this thread to be revived in a year

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Tuesday, 1 February 2005 19:27 (nineteen years ago) link

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v136/primrosehill/meundies.jpg

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 1 February 2005 19:46 (nineteen years ago) link

Foxy, roxy! Why the office chairs poster on the door? Are you some kind of office furniture fetishist?

― Michael White (Hereward), Tuesday, 1 February 2005 19:51 (nineteen years ago) link

I'll never tell.

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 1 February 2005 19:52 (nineteen years ago) link

That's right. Cultivate an air of mystery. Is that a cat trying to get out the door?

― Michael White (Hereward), Tuesday, 1 February 2005 19:54 (nineteen years ago) link

Yep!

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 1 February 2005 19:56 (nineteen years ago) link

Is that a cat trying to get out the door?

Is that a euphemism?

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 1 February 2005 19:59 (nineteen years ago) link

That's actually a Superchunk poster.
xpost, that was Tuomas' pic

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 1 February 2005 19:59 (nineteen years ago) link

i'd hit it

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 1 February 2005 20:00 (nineteen years ago) link

IT IS SUPERCHUNK and now i love roxy that much more

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Tuesday, 1 February 2005 20:00 (nineteen years ago) link

ken c, plz post examples of what you would not hit, if there are any.

― Pears can just fuck right off. (kenan), Tuesday, 1 February 2005 20:02 (nineteen years ago) link

At first, I thought he meant the cat.

― Michael White (Hereward), Tuesday, 1 February 2005 20:04 (nineteen years ago) link

I do not think Ken would hit this:

http://home.planet.nl/~wieri327/beelden/geddes.jpg

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 1 February 2005 20:05 (nineteen years ago) link

i meant tuomas's pic actually.

but anyways

http://giganticmag.com/images/glass2.jpg

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 1 February 2005 20:07 (nineteen years ago) link

ah well the link broke.

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 1 February 2005 20:08 (nineteen years ago) link

yeah, i thought better of that one.

― Pears can just fuck right off. (kenan), Tuesday, 1 February 2005 20:09 (nineteen years ago) link

but yeah i wouldn't hit that

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 1 February 2005 20:15 (nineteen years ago) link

I now understand that there is such a thing as internet peer-group pressure horror: last night I was lying in bed thinking of how I would dress and pose for an ILX underwear shot. Then I went online and started pricing some of the props I needed and the whole thing fell apart.

― nabisco (nabisco), Tuesday, 1 February 2005 20:29 (nineteen years ago) link

I think lots of us must have had this thought. Two days ago, I stood in front of my bathroom mirror with my shirt off, desperately sucking in my tummy to see if I might possibly look acceptable in an underwear photo.

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 1 February 2005 20:31 (nineteen years ago) link

Props? What props? You could at least tell us what you had in mind.

― Pears can just fuck right off. (kenan), Tuesday, 1 February 2005 20:32 (nineteen years ago) link

It was kind of a period-piece, Kenan. But by the time you budget for set dressers and spend all day casting extras, I think maybe the interiority and depth of the underwear themselves gets a little overshadowed. So now I'm thinking in more of a Dogme kind of direction.

― nabisco (nabisco), Tuesday, 1 February 2005 20:37 (nineteen years ago) link

yeah, jaymc, I had the same thought, and I also started wondering if the bra I had on was false advertising.

― jocelyn (Jocelyn), Tuesday, 1 February 2005 20:38 (nineteen years ago) link

nabisco was pricing out this:

http://www.rideau-info.com/canal/images/winter/winterlude-356-5609b.jpg

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 1 February 2005 20:38 (nineteen years ago) link

A bit pricey for something that's only going to turn into a pumpkin.

― Pears can just fuck right off. (kenan), Tuesday, 1 February 2005 20:39 (nineteen years ago) link

Also, you guys are pussies. We've got a calendar to put together! You can't just stand by and let everyone else do all the work.

― Pears can just fuck right off. (kenan), Tuesday, 1 February 2005 20:41 (nineteen years ago) link

Gimme a camera.

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 1 February 2005 20:43 (nineteen years ago) link

oh, well that's a toughie. Right now?

― Pears can just fuck right off. (kenan), Tuesday, 1 February 2005 20:44 (nineteen years ago) link

Two days ago, I stood in front of my bathroom mirror with my shirt off, desperately sucking in my tummy to see if I might possibly look acceptable in an underwear photo.

I did that this morning after I got out of the shower. For the first time in my life, I saw my man-tits as others might see them. ::weeps::

― Curious George Rides a Republican (Rock Hardy), Tuesday, 1 February 2005 20:47 (nineteen years ago) link

Two days ago, I stood in front of my bathroom mirror with my shirt off, desperately sucking in my tummy to see if I might possibly look acceptable in an underwear photo.

Ha, I did this as well.

I also started wondering if the bra I had on was false advertising.

Isn't that what bras are for?

― Jordan (Jordan), Tuesday, 1 February 2005 20:48 (nineteen years ago) link

http://homepage.mac.com/dymaxia/.Pictures/virtualmodel.jpg

I'm an Asian! With smaller boobs!

― Yr3k (dymaxia), Tuesday, 1 February 2005 21:05 (nineteen years ago) link

roxy's cat is very polite at not peeking at girls when they're in their undergarment.

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 1 February 2005 21:09 (nineteen years ago) link

Haha this is the vortex I'm talking about: right now we're at the part where the guys standing around going "yeah, I'd jump over that" / "someone should try" / "I'd do it if you do first" / "maybe I will" / "I'll be Dave could" / "I'll do it if Sam does it" / etc. etc.

― nabisco (nabisco), Tuesday, 1 February 2005 21:12 (nineteen years ago) link

Don't you see? We're all going to end up here in g-strings. The ball's rolling, there's no backing out now. I've gotta go shave.

― nabisco (nabisco), Tuesday, 1 February 2005 21:12 (nineteen years ago) link

I don't know, if me posting a nude isn't a good enough case of going first, I don't know what is.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Tuesday, 1 February 2005 21:13 (nineteen years ago) link

yeah, but you were intrepid about it to begin with. There has to be consensus among the fearful as well.

― Pears can just fuck right off. (kenan), Tuesday, 1 February 2005 21:19 (nineteen years ago) link

You're the kid everyone already knew was gonna jump over the thing. Tuomas was the kid who surprised everyone by jumping right after, although without the backflip / penis. The die is cast for the rest of us. By the end of the week ILX will pictures of me having sex with Chloe Sevigny or something.

― nabisco (nabisco), Tuesday, 1 February 2005 21:21 (nineteen years ago) link

I've just started going back to the gym, and may have a boost of self esteem, so as long as this thread is still alive in a month or so... FEEEEAAAAAR!

(and I wouldn't be shaving for the occasion.)

― donut christ (donut), Tuesday, 1 February 2005 21:24 (nineteen years ago) link

"backflip / penis"!

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 1 February 2005 21:24 (nineteen years ago) link

Hmm, I seem to be rather taken for granted here, and I'm not sure in a good way...

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Tuesday, 1 February 2005 21:26 (nineteen years ago) link

Everybody, just a reminder to please think of the children!

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Tuesday, 1 February 2005 21:29 (nineteen years ago) link

oh, pish posh, Martin. We value you and your naked knob.

― Pears can just fuck right off. (kenan), Tuesday, 1 February 2005 21:29 (nineteen years ago) link

Spencer wants Aja, Dante, and Nowell pics.

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 1 February 2005 21:30 (nineteen years ago) link

I feel your pain Martin!

― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Tuesday, 1 February 2005 21:35 (nineteen years ago) link

No! We didn't mean it like that!

Three cheers for Martin and penis both!

Hip-hip ... hooray!

― nabisco (nabisco), Tuesday, 1 February 2005 21:36 (nineteen years ago) link

sorry, don't want to whine. I apologise, and will shut up.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Tuesday, 1 February 2005 21:37 (nineteen years ago) link

Ha ha! You are to be seen, not heard, Martin!

― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Tuesday, 1 February 2005 21:43 (nineteen years ago) link

Hip-hip ... hooray!

― nabisco (nabisco), Tuesday, 1 February 2005 21:46 (nineteen years ago) link

Listen, I have apologised for my pathetic insecurity, so please give a severely depressed person who has already made a fool of himself a bit of a break, okay?

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Tuesday, 1 February 2005 21:49 (nineteen years ago) link

yay big cock
WE WANT MORE BIG COCK

― Snappy (sexyDancer), Tuesday, 1 February 2005 21:51 (nineteen years ago) link

Big-cock ... hooray!

― Dr. Z Indahouse (AaronHz), Tuesday, 1 February 2005 21:52 (nineteen years ago) link

(Wait, no, Martin, my hip-hipping was completely unsarcastic! Dude, we love you on this board, and I was thoroughly jazzed to meet you last year. Risque pictures of boarders are pretty much the spice of life. No sarcasm whatsoever: hip-hip hooray for you, a great great guy.)

― nabisco (nabisco), Tuesday, 1 February 2005 21:53 (nineteen years ago) link

HUGE PUSSY!
whoopie!

― Snappy (sexyDancer), Tuesday, 1 February 2005 21:55 (nineteen years ago) link

SNAPPIN' PUSSY!
snappy!

― Dr. Z Indahouse (AaronHz), Tuesday, 1 February 2005 21:57 (nineteen years ago) link

Spencer wants...

No! I meant think of *your own* children and what they'll see when they start internetting!

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Tuesday, 1 February 2005 22:02 (nineteen years ago) link

do you think children find child pornography sexy?

― Snappy (sexyDancer), Tuesday, 1 February 2005 22:04 (nineteen years ago) link

(This is like the life-cycle of a mailing list in miniature.)

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 1 February 2005 22:06 (nineteen years ago) link

ihttp://www.danperry.com/images/hard-on.jpg

― nabisco (nabisco), Tuesday, 1 February 2005 22:07 (nineteen years ago) link

You know, I almost clicked on that.

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 1 February 2005 22:08 (nineteen years ago) link

im not proud of it, but i clicked on that.

(haha shit)

― mark p (Mark P), Tuesday, 1 February 2005 22:08 (nineteen years ago) link

Is it the furry author again?

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 1 February 2005 22:09 (nineteen years ago) link

Shit wait -- it was made-up! Dude, if that actually links to anything in particular I am way sorry.

― nabisco (nabisco), Tuesday, 1 February 2005 22:13 (nineteen years ago) link

Whoa, Roxy! Your pic is maybe - and I'm not lying here - *the* hottest thing I've ever witnessed on the InterWeb, if you don't mind me saying it.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Tuesday, 1 February 2005 23:47 (nineteen years ago) link

Also, I'm drunk. And horny.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Tuesday, 1 February 2005 23:52 (nineteen years ago) link

I don't know, I wouldn't like to try to choose between that pic and the pics of Ally, Caitlin, Julia and Trayce.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Tuesday, 1 February 2005 23:56 (nineteen years ago) link

could this be the start of the ilx wanking pics?

xpost

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 1 February 2005 23:57 (nineteen years ago) link

instigator.

― Pears can just fuck right off. (kenan), Tuesday, 1 February 2005 23:58 (nineteen years ago) link

You forgot Mandee and Holly.
xx-post

― Dr. Z Indahouse (AaronHz), Tuesday, 1 February 2005 23:58 (nineteen years ago) link

god you guys!

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 1 February 2005 23:59 (nineteen years ago) link

have some love for stevem here

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 00:00 (nineteen years ago) link

Sorry to forget them! Mandee knows I think she is lovely, but the pic here didn't strike me as an underwear shot. Nor Holly's exactly - and somehow I do relate to pics less when I don't know them otherwise, if you see what I mean. I mean, I don't think some sort of Hottest Female ILXer In Her Underwear poll is a good idea or anything, but it seems hotter to me when it is someone I know pretty well, as I feel I do several of the women, than when it's a pic, however sexy, of someone I don't know.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 00:06 (nineteen years ago) link

i still love you stevem even if noone else will :\

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 00:11 (nineteen years ago) link

ken c would hit it!

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 00:15 (nineteen years ago) link

I think Steve looks cute AS in his pic! Seriously.

― Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 00:16 (nineteen years ago) link

wtf tho, bad hair night. it's calmed down again now. Holly's is the sexiest, maybe, for pose. props to andrew tho he never wears a shirt anyway. ally is a GOTH TEASE. caitlin megahot. roxy supercute, julia has the best pants. Tuomas is just champion of the universe in general - the thread can never really recover and we are all jus trailing in his wake. i'm afraid i cannot judge Martin as i am terrified of penises large or small, including my own.

― Stevem On X (blueski), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 00:18 (nineteen years ago) link

i have yet to see the Trayce one either

― Stevem On X (blueski), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 00:41 (nineteen years ago) link

If you think Ally is a goth tease then wait til you see my pic hah ;P

― Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 00:45 (nineteen years ago) link

Ally in goth tease SHOCKA!! I'll bet she never even knew.

I'm seriously contemplating how I can one-up Tuomas... What if I invite a bunch of my hot guy friends around and we have a group photoshoot - would that satisfy ye?!

― Andrew (enneff), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 00:58 (nineteen years ago) link

if u guys are calling me a goth to infuriate me into posting the nekkid shots, it ~~will~~won't work.

― Allyzay Highlights The Fallacy of Radiohead (allyzay), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 01:24 (nineteen years ago) link

What if I invite a bunch of my hot guy friends around and we have a group photoshoot - would that satisfy ye?!

maybe. we'll have to see first!

― The Lex (The Lex), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 01:28 (nineteen years ago) link

Ally is a goth tease. Ally is a goth tease. Ally is a goth tease. Ally is a goth tease. Ally is a goth tease. Ally is a goth tease. Ally is a goth tease. Ally is a goth tease. Ally is a goth tease. Ally is a goth tease. Ally is a goth tease. Ally is a goth tease. Ally is a goth tease. Ally is a goth tease. Ally is a goth tease. Ally is a goth tease. Ally is a goth tease. Ally is a goth tease. Ally is a goth tease. Ally is a goth tease. Ally is a goth tease. Ally is a goth tease. Ally is a goth tease. Ally is a goth tease. Ally is a goth tease. Ally is a goth tease. Ally is a goth tease. Ally is a goth tease. Ally is a goth tease. Ally is a goth tease. Ally is a goth tease. Ally is a goth tease. Ally is a goth tease. Ally is a goth tease. Ally is a goth tease. Ally is a goth tease. Ally is a goth tease. Ally is a goth tease. Ally is a goth tease. Ally is a goth tease.
;-P

― Dr. Z Indahouse (AaronHz), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 01:33 (nineteen years ago) link

me in my underwear

http://www.4bitterguys.com/adam/crankypants2.jpg

― Autumn Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 01:38 (nineteen years ago) link

haha, very funny :)

― papa november (papa november), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 01:39 (nineteen years ago) link

*groan*

― Andrew (enneff), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 01:42 (nineteen years ago) link

WELL SOMEONE HAD TO DO IT.

Do you know how hard it is to frame a picture when you can't see? Bloody, that's how.

― Autumn Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 01:43 (nineteen years ago) link

Julia's is my favorite undie shot.

― jill schoelen is the queen of my dreams! (Homosexual II), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 04:14 (nineteen years ago) link

http://www.columbia.edu/~alk2102/images/undies.jpg

is my favorite

― Allyzay Highlights The Fallacy of Radiohead (allyzay), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 05:45 (nineteen years ago) link

another cat bolting out the door!!

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 05:47 (nineteen years ago) link

CATS. HATE. SOFT. PORN.

― Allyzay Highlights The Fallacy of Radiohead (allyzay), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 05:49 (nineteen years ago) link

PONIES. LOVE. OLD. PIZZA.

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 2 February 2005 05:53 (nineteen years ago) link

Your search - pony underpants - did not match any documents.

Suggestions:

- Make sure all words are spelled correctly.
- Try different keywords.
- Try more general keywords.
- Try fewer keywords.

Also, you can try Google Answers for expert help with your search.

― Allyzay Highlights The Fallacy of Radiohead (allyzay), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 05:55 (nineteen years ago) link

you didn't look very hard:

http://www.pigdog.org/in_the_pink/images/pony-panties2.jpg

― Dr. Z Indahouse (AaronHz), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 06:00 (nineteen years ago) link

yes!

― Pears can just fuck right off. (kenan), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 06:00 (nineteen years ago) link

The non Google Images search for pony underpants made me throw up in my mouth a little bit. Turned out to be innocuous, though.

― Bryan (Bryan), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 06:01 (nineteen years ago) link

Is that a dung beetle tattoo on Tom? That's rocks so hard.

― donut christ (donut), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 06:02 (nineteen years ago) link

Tom is pretty damn awesome.

― Andrew (enneff), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 06:06 (nineteen years ago) link

I did an image search for "pony panties" actually. Only a couple of them were porn.

― Dr. Z Indahouse (AaronHz), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 06:09 (nineteen years ago) link

i didn't have the balls to type in "pony panties". I was woried I'd see ultimate horse cumshot while looking, yet again.

― Allyzay Highlights The Fallacy of Radiohead (allyzay), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 06:16 (nineteen years ago) link

nothing like that on the first page, which is all I saw.

― Dr. Z Indahouse (AaronHz), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 06:21 (nineteen years ago) link

This thread isn't getting any better.

― Autumn Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 06:22 (nineteen years ago) link

"ultimate horse cumshot" only turns up one pic. You don't wanna see it.

― Dr. Z Indahouse (AaronHz), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 06:23 (nineteen years ago) link

now is it?

― Allyzay Highlights The Fallacy of Radiohead (allyzay), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 06:24 (nineteen years ago) link

you are crazy and we love you

― Dr. Z Indahouse (AaronHz), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 06:28 (nineteen years ago) link

Is that you?

― Autumn Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 06:28 (nineteen years ago) link

qwak.

― Pears can just fuck right off. (kenan), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 06:29 (nineteen years ago) link

It is her. Awesome.

― Andrew (enneff), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 06:29 (nineteen years ago) link

Now we're in David Lynch territory.

― Autumn Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 06:30 (nineteen years ago) link

And no I'm not posting my nipple in response, but I may reveal a kneecap.

― Autumn Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 06:31 (nineteen years ago) link

It gets even hotter if you check out the other pics in that directory.

Also, I win.

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 2 February 2005 06:33 (nineteen years ago) link

I don't see any underwear in that pic. Stay on topic, pls.

(tits.jpg)

― Site Admistrator (deangulberry), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 06:33 (nineteen years ago) link

the underwear was on my ass, dude. where it belongs!

― Allyzay Highlights The Fallacy of Radiohead (allyzay), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 06:34 (nineteen years ago) link

Uhh, I guess.

― Site Admistrator (deangulberry), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 06:35 (nineteen years ago) link

C on the B dude

― Allyzay Highlights The Fallacy of Radiohead (allyzay), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 06:36 (nineteen years ago) link

&hearts

― Dr. Z Indahouse (AaronHz), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 06:36 (nineteen years ago) link

there's a file called erection.jpg. I'll take a punt and guess that doesn't belong to Ally.

― Autumn Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 06:36 (nineteen years ago) link

the irony file directory is nothing but a collection of photos of my old t-shirts that i bought for ironic purposes. i'm not sure what Tom is talking about.

http://www.columbia.edu/~alk2102/irony/erection.jpg

― Allyzay Highlights The Fallacy of Radiohead (allyzay), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 06:38 (nineteen years ago) link

And one extra photo demonstrating where the t-shirts go! Okay I get it now.

― Autumn Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 06:40 (nineteen years ago) link

The t-shirt says it all, really.

― Andrew (enneff), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 06:42 (nineteen years ago) link

Holy fuck. About everything.

― MindInRewind (Barry Bruner), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 06:42 (nineteen years ago) link

But particularly about Ally.

― MindInRewind (Barry Bruner), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 06:43 (nineteen years ago) link

Trends indicate this thread will contain 50% of ILX naked before Friday.

― Autumn Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 06:45 (nineteen years ago) link

We may have to release two calendars now: one regular and one "too hot." We'll make a mint.

― Pears can just fuck right off. (kenan), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 06:45 (nineteen years ago) link

http://www.cafepress.com/cp/customize/product.aspx?clear=true&no=75

I'll coordinate this if everyone that wants to be included sends me high res shots of themselves.

― Andrew (enneff), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 06:47 (nineteen years ago) link

There should be a contest to see which ILX city can be the first to post a naked FAP group shot.

― MindInRewind (Barry Bruner), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 06:47 (nineteen years ago) link

...on the street.

― Pears can just fuck right off. (kenan), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 06:50 (nineteen years ago) link

... in the snow.

(sorry to the LA ILXors)

― MindInRewind (Barry Bruner), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 06:51 (nineteen years ago) link

dont tempt me folks.

― t0dd swiss, Wednesday, 2 February 2005 06:51 (nineteen years ago) link

I'd win that in a heartbeat, I have a preternatural ability to convicne people to do really stupid shit.

In the coming months there shall be man ILXors in NYC. I will get you all.

― Allyzay Highlights The Fallacy of Radiohead (allyzay), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 06:51 (nineteen years ago) link

There should be a contest to see which ILX city can be the first to post a naked FAP group shot.

Had you know what 'fap' means here you'd... urgh. Just don't make me think about it.

― Autumn Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 06:52 (nineteen years ago) link

Oh dammit Andrew if you want a hires pic, I'll have to pose for a better one! I refuse to use the naked one that exi...I'll get me coat.

― Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 06:52 (nineteen years ago) link

Also HAHA adam :)

― Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 06:53 (nineteen years ago) link

FAGB

― Allyzay Highlights The Fallacy of Radiohead (allyzay), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 06:53 (nineteen years ago) link

FAFap

― Autumn Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 06:55 (nineteen years ago) link

Also, I am so not posing for nekkie pics with Jim, Andrew and Adam. Sorry guys ;P

― Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 07:00 (nineteen years ago) link

http://www.bodyfreedom.org/guide/region/Global.html

spencer tunick does ilx?
m.

― msp (msp), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 07:00 (nineteen years ago) link

Well I put together a Cafe Press Calendar with the images that are in this thread, and they're just too small to be worth it. If the calendar thing is going to happen we need images at least as large as Ally's most recent contribution (1000+ pixels wide).

― Andrew (enneff), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 07:05 (nineteen years ago) link

In case anybody follows through with my suggestion, I recommend the following scoring system:

score = 2*T - N

with
T = temperature in degrees C
N = number of people in the picture with N>4

Lowest score wins. Obviously, negative scores are possible.

"score"

― MindInRewind (Barry Bruner), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 07:10 (nineteen years ago) link

what do we win?

― Pears can just fuck right off. (kenan), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 07:11 (nineteen years ago) link

Also, I am so not posing for nekkie pics with Jim, Andrew and Adam.

This had so better be a whole separate Adam.

― Autumn Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 07:14 (nineteen years ago) link

what do we win?

Er ... Andrew will provide you all with a free "Sexy Studs and Hott ChiXors of ILX Gone Wild!" calendar!

― MindInRewind (Barry Bruner), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 07:16 (nineteen years ago) link

haha the funny thing is this all got started with a stupid 'virtual model' web page posted by madchen. This is why the British lost the mepire, right here people.

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 2 February 2005 07:20 (nineteen years ago) link

Right, I'm off to start a thread on virtual genitals.

― Autumn Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 07:21 (nineteen years ago) link

Um yeah, Tom wins. Cause like whoa.

― luna's drunk, Wednesday, 2 February 2005 07:27 (nineteen years ago) link

fuck work, dude. come on over. it's cool.

― Allyzay Highlights The Fallacy of Radiohead (allyzay), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 07:30 (nineteen years ago) link

oh man, i hope my shirt makes it into that calendar

― Kingfish MuffMiner 2049er (Kingfish), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 07:33 (nineteen years ago) link

I said NOT posing, Adam, and th... hey wait a minute. Oi!

― Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 07:48 (nineteen years ago) link

Trayce, youy should just do it. You'll feel better, right afterwards. In the morning, probably not but you can delete the photo from your webserver.

― Allyzay Highlights The Fallacy of Radiohead (allyzay), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 07:49 (nineteen years ago) link

Soon we'll have to post naked/in pants just to stay hip.

― Autumn Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 07:50 (nineteen years ago) link

xpost

― Autumn Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 07:50 (nineteen years ago) link

Ally - heh. Actually I do have a topless in fishnet top shot that I could.. hm. Dammit what is this, high school smoking contests? ;P

― Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 07:52 (nineteen years ago) link

I'm starting to feel a bit left out by not owning a digital camera.

― MindInRewind (Barry Bruner), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 07:53 (nineteen years ago) link

haha sorry Trayce, I'm just being a pervert.

― Allyzay Highlights The Fallacy of Radiohead (allyzay), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 07:55 (nineteen years ago) link

Hell dont apologise, you have nice boobs woman =)

― Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 07:56 (nineteen years ago) link

OMG I should stop smoking w33d.

― Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 07:56 (nineteen years ago) link

post it, Trayce!
;)

― Dr. Z Indahouse (AaronHz), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 07:56 (nineteen years ago) link

I'm starting to feel a bit left out by not owning a digital camera.

Me too. It's like living in 1960.

― Autumn Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 07:57 (nineteen years ago) link

I AM NOT SHOWING YOU ALL MY TITS.

yet.

― Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 07:58 (nineteen years ago) link

Bahahahaha.

― Autumn Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 07:59 (nineteen years ago) link

In a less lascivious thread I'd post a pic of my nipple ring [because it's cool dammit] but that's it. And I'm not.

― Autumn Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 08:00 (nineteen years ago) link

Less yap, more trap!

― Remy (x Jeremy), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 08:03 (nineteen years ago) link

Less chit more tit!

― Remy (x Jeremy), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 08:03 (nineteen years ago) link

I AM NOT SHOWING YOU ALL MY TITS.
yet.

-- Trayce

http://www.tricountyanimalrescue.net/images/Dog-Beg.gif

― Dr. Z Indahouse (AaronHz), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 08:04 (nineteen years ago) link

Less type more pipe.

― Autumn Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 08:04 (nineteen years ago) link

Wait.

― Autumn Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 08:04 (nineteen years ago) link

Less sweating pups, more C & D cups.

― Remy (x Jeremy), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 08:05 (nineteen years ago) link

I want to see boobs and nipple rings. Gimme.

― luna..., Wednesday, 2 February 2005 08:05 (nineteen years ago) link

Less clever emails, more naked females!

― Remy (x Jeremy), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 08:07 (nineteen years ago) link

Less memories more mammaries.

― Autumn Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 08:08 (nineteen years ago) link

I want to see boobs and nipple rings. Gimme.
-- luna... (hell...), February 2nd, 2005.

uh,,,, don't you have a camera?

― El Janko (JasonD), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 08:10 (nineteen years ago) link

Luna, post a pic of yourself. You know you want to.

― Andrew (enneff), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 08:10 (nineteen years ago) link

This thread has gone from intriguing to hilarious to weird to esoteric to surprising to awesome to captivating.

― Autumn Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 08:14 (nineteen years ago) link

lordy, i just had a heartattack

― gygax! (gygax!), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 08:14 (nineteen years ago) link

No camera handy, and I don't have a nipple ring. My rule is if it's pink, I'm not piercing it.

― luna..., Wednesday, 2 February 2005 08:16 (nineteen years ago) link

to mystifying.

― Autumn Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 08:16 (nineteen years ago) link

ihttp://katamaridamacy.jp/game_e/27.gif

― gygax! (gygax!), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 08:17 (nineteen years ago) link

to Kaufmanesque.

― Autumn Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 08:19 (nineteen years ago) link

I had a boner-attack, but the tuomas sundae acted like so many tons of analgesic that I was gonna have to hit-up rehab, but I got an Ally fix and now I'll last until the next ... ehh, fuck it. joke ran its course; no way out.

― Remy (x Jeremy), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 08:19 (nineteen years ago) link

10:47 AM, 1 Feb 05 What do you look like in your underwear? unindexed by Matt DC ( )

― Kingfish MuffMiner 2049er (Kingfish), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 08:20 (nineteen years ago) link

I am so outclassed in every conceivable way on this thread.

― Matos-Webster Dictionary (M Matos), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 08:22 (nineteen years ago) link

Luna, don't you already have a totally hot picture of you in your panties?

(I'm not suggesting you should post it here. Unless you want to, that is. [I think it would beat even Ally's.])

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 08:50 (nineteen years ago) link

I think she would have posted it already if she was going to. Oh well. :)

― Andrew (enneff), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 08:52 (nineteen years ago) link

Hey Tuomas. Nothing beats my fiancee's nipples. I am threatening right here and now to get some finland tickets and stab your skinny beardo ass just for suggesting such a thing. Sorry luna. But you all see what motherfucker done.

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 2 February 2005 08:53 (nineteen years ago) link

Oh dear, my conscientous objector ass is trembling. But I have seen the pic, and stand by my opinion. Bring it on.

I think she would have posted it already if she was going to.

I guess so, sorry for teasing, Luna.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 08:59 (nineteen years ago) link

Hey, Tom, you're skinnier than Tuomas!

― Andrew (enneff), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 09:01 (nineteen years ago) link

Wel let's see his fiancee's tits then. Only fair.

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 2 February 2005 09:06 (nineteen years ago) link

wtf?

― Allyzay Highlights The Fallacy of Radiohead (allyzay), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 09:08 (nineteen years ago) link

watch out for the finns. they fight with knives.

― lolita corpus (lolitacorpus), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 09:09 (nineteen years ago) link

In the morning, probably not but you can delete the photo from your webserver.

but you can't delete them from ~~the hard drives they've been right-clicked-and-saved to~~ our memories.

― eman (eman), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 09:10 (nineteen years ago) link

less despair more underwear

― Autumn Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 09:10 (nineteen years ago) link

ihttp://koti.mbnet.fi/~arikka/Kuvat/Suomen%20teinit%20%3b)/96.jpe

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 09:13 (nineteen years ago) link

http://koti.mbnet.fi/~arikka/Kuvat/Suomen%20teinit%20%3b)/96.jpe

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 09:15 (nineteen years ago) link

Ah, fuck it!

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 09:16 (nineteen years ago) link

HERE IS A PHOTO OF MY FIANCEESSSS TITS. I KEEP HIM IN THE CLOSET.

http://www.columbia.edu/~alk2102/irony/tits2.jpg

― Allyzay Highlights The Fallacy of Radiohead (allyzay), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 09:17 (nineteen years ago) link

HE IS MADE OUT OF CARDBORD AND ALWAYS MAKES SMAE POSE DO U SEE?

― Allyzay Highlights The Fallacy of Radiohead (allyzay), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 09:18 (nineteen years ago) link

wiaow! (just looked at pic in Tuomas' file directory)

― eman (eman), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 09:19 (nineteen years ago) link

supersexxxy couple of the year!

can't we get rid of the robots at the start of this saga?
reload's a bitch.

― lolita corpus (lolitacorpus), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 09:21 (nineteen years ago) link

roxymuzak, your ass looks very comforting.

― Lingbertt, Wednesday, 2 February 2005 09:23 (nineteen years ago) link

wait a minute, Tuomas, you can't possibly know all those girls you have pics of?!

― eman (eman), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 09:29 (nineteen years ago) link

Hey come on Adam wheres this nipple ring? Fairs fair man.

― Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 09:51 (nineteen years ago) link

The Tuomas pic:

http://koti.mbnet.fi/~arikka/Kuvat/Suomen%20teinit%20%3b)/96.jpe

― Andrew (enneff), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 09:55 (nineteen years ago) link

And, Tuomas, if you actually know this girl you should probably let her know that I've seen her posted on porn sites before (including the above image).

― Andrew (enneff), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 09:57 (nineteen years ago) link

Or maybe she doesn't want to know.

― Andrew (enneff), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 09:57 (nineteen years ago) link

OMG um.. shouldnt you have asked him first?

uh xpost never mind nothing to see here move along.

― Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 09:59 (nineteen years ago) link

I see you've figured it out, Trayce? I was just reposting the pic that Tuomas couldn't get to appear.

― Andrew (enneff), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 10:04 (nineteen years ago) link

Shit, if you look through this guy's home directory you can get some insight into the mind of a 13-year-old. Bomb making texts, stupid 'college humour' videos, and sure enough loads of pics of hot underage chicks.

― Andrew (enneff), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 10:10 (nineteen years ago) link

Truly this thread is what we all came here for.

Shit, I didnt mean it like that... uh guys..

― Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 10:11 (nineteen years ago) link

Ally, I love you in the most humanly way possible, that is you are my brother or my sister. You are the best. That is it. You transcend all humankind. I am drunk. Yeah.

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 10:14 (nineteen years ago) link

Fairs fair man.

I don't get the 'fairs fair' bit.

― Autumn Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 10:14 (nineteen years ago) link

Neither do I, anymore.

― Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 10:15 (nineteen years ago) link

I also love TRAYCE but that's more in a lust kind of way.

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 10:21 (nineteen years ago) link

Nobody ever declares their love for me. :(

― Andrew (enneff), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 10:22 (nineteen years ago) link

I can grow breasts, if that's what's required.

― Andrew (enneff), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 10:22 (nineteen years ago) link

love is lust though.

xpoost andrew i love you even more platonically than i love ally.

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 10:24 (nineteen years ago) link

x-post
Nah, but if you would have had a RIDING CROP...

― Dr. Z Indahouse (AaronHz), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 10:24 (nineteen years ago) link

Thanks stence! :D

― Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 10:26 (nineteen years ago) link

ha ha, certain PRUDEY ENGLISH ILXors are now chastising me

― Stevem On X (blueski), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 10:27 (nineteen years ago) link

dude it was pretty awesome though.

― Allyzay Highlights The Fallacy of Radiohead (allyzay), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 10:28 (nineteen years ago) link

it would cost me nearly $2000 to fly to Australia. I got tipped $1000 on Sunday, but I've already spent about $500 here and haven't got laid yet, so...

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 10:29 (nineteen years ago) link

other things i wouldn't put past Tom and Ally: photos of them wearing the other's pants

unasked/unanswered questions: does Gareth have brown undies?

― Stevem On X (blueski), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 10:30 (nineteen years ago) link

Steve your pic had the most attitude!

― Andrew (enneff), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 10:30 (nineteen years ago) link

i may post a pic of myself in a full 1890s 3 piece sack suit

― charltonlido (gareth), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 10:30 (nineteen years ago) link

so you wear normal clothes over that?

― Stevem On X (blueski), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 10:31 (nineteen years ago) link

wait a minute, Tuomas, you can't possibly know all those girls you have pics of?!

No, those are not my pics, it's just a random link I found. The pic was supposed to be a jokey response to Tombot's comment above, but the HTML screwed it up.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 10:31 (nineteen years ago) link

gareth be SINCERE for once you LEEDS FUCK.

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 10:32 (nineteen years ago) link

FORGET GANG OF FOUR, even.

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 10:33 (nineteen years ago) link

Joel, if you ever do fly over, you have a couch at mine, swear to god =)

― Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 10:33 (nineteen years ago) link

Actually I wanna see Gareth in a sack suit.

― Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 10:33 (nineteen years ago) link

OMG TRAYCE. I'LL GO GOTH FOR YOU.

PS I LOVE BAUHAUS.

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 10:35 (nineteen years ago) link

Hahah ya sweety.

― Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 10:36 (nineteen years ago) link

TOO LONG THREAD TOO LONG.

― Autumn Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 10:36 (nineteen years ago) link

TOO MANY POSTS WITHOUT A (SEMI) NAKED PICTURE

― Andrew (enneff), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 10:37 (nineteen years ago) link

Shurely not an undiesII?!?

― Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 10:37 (nineteen years ago) link

it's gonna become a monthly thing, like the regular WDYLL thread. joy.

― Stevem On X (blueski), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 10:39 (nineteen years ago) link

No.

― Andrew (enneff), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 10:40 (nineteen years ago) link

What scares me is you could actually be right.

HA xpost

― Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 10:40 (nineteen years ago) link

T/S Exhibitionism vs analism

― Autumn Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 10:44 (nineteen years ago) link

That couldve been worded better ;)

― Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 10:45 (nineteen years ago) link

No it couldn't

― Autumn Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 10:46 (nineteen years ago) link

Heh.

― Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 10:46 (nineteen years ago) link

heh.
x-post!

― Dr. Z Indahouse (AaronHz), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 10:47 (nineteen years ago) link

my "digital" camera is broken.

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 10:49 (nineteen years ago) link

heh.

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 10:50 (nineteen years ago) link

i am sorry. btw madchen is a babe too.

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 10:50 (nineteen years ago) link

shit.

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 10:58 (nineteen years ago) link

please somebody female type something, don't let me kill teh thread.

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 11:00 (nineteen years ago) link

My nose is preternatural.

― Kylie Minogue (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 11:01 (nineteen years ago) link

I have boobs.

― Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 11:13 (nineteen years ago) link

yay boobs!

― Dr. Z Indahouse (AaronHz), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 11:48 (nineteen years ago) link

Trayce I don't believe you.

― yes, Wednesday, 2 February 2005 11:53 (nineteen years ago) link

Gee I wonder who posted that ;P

No, I'm not proving it. Ha.

― Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 11:55 (nineteen years ago) link

The ridiculous thing is, when I started this thread, I fully expected the first new answer to say BOOOOOORING with a pointer to where we did did virtual models six months back.

― Madchen (Madchen), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 14:09 (nineteen years ago) link

the actual real photos are so much better than the crappy virtual models.

― Stevem On X (blueski), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 14:12 (nineteen years ago) link

other things i wouldn't put past Tom and Ally: photos of them wearing the other's pants

dude there's already a thread for this.

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 14:16 (nineteen years ago) link

what do you look like in other ilxor's underwear omgwtf

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 14:18 (nineteen years ago) link

Allyzay -- you are a gem.

― Je4nne ƒury (Jeanne Fury), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 15:34 (nineteen years ago) link

Click here for that fresh out of bed, tummy-starting-to-get-bigger look:
http://www.globalhermit.com/ilx/undies.jpg

― Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 15:40 (nineteen years ago) link

woohoo sean!

― JuliaA (j_bdules), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 15:47 (nineteen years ago) link

Yes, that is purrty!

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 15:53 (nineteen years ago) link

Last night my girlfriend said that yes, of course she would take a picture of me in my underwear to post to the internet.

― Jordan (Jordan), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 16:18 (nineteen years ago) link

Don't forget to include her picture as well!

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 16:22 (nineteen years ago) link

With thanks to the person who sent me the Hasselhoff calendar

― Madchen (Madchen), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 16:42 (nineteen years ago) link

Whoa, brilliant! But did you have to pick the worst picture of me for the calendar?

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 16:44 (nineteen years ago) link

Still, thanks! I'm so putting this on my wall!

(I feel sorry for poor Holly though, because it's already February...)

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 16:46 (nineteen years ago) link

I know, I was thinking of changing the dates to make it 2006, but I have to go home in 10 minutes so it was kind of a rush job.

― Madchen (Madchen), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 16:47 (nineteen years ago) link

Tuomas, I think you'd be wrong. You're right that I do have a picture of my butt, however, and I could post it, but some people have seen it and eh, I dunno...

I'm quite content to let y'all do it! (Is it laziness or terror, no one will really ever know)

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 16:48 (nineteen years ago) link

Quite some thread, this.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 16:48 (nineteen years ago) link

Also, I am deleting all the pictures from my hard drive RIGHT NOW.

― Madchen (Madchen), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 16:48 (nineteen years ago) link

What, you fear they'll corrupt it?

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 16:50 (nineteen years ago) link

Madchen is merely being a wise individual.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 16:52 (nineteen years ago) link

I know, that was my weak attempt for a pun.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 16:53 (nineteen years ago) link

And to echo Brian up above, the combination of scarab tattoo and Andrew Eldritch glasses on Tom there is astounding.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 16:54 (nineteen years ago) link

Anyway, the fact that the calendar is there shouldn't stop people from posting more pictures. We can make another one (perhaps with a nude theme, since Martin and Ally have already gone into that direction [and I'll have to see what I can do about it])! And a third one!

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 16:56 (nineteen years ago) link

Also, if anyone isn't happy about being on the calendar, please let me know (lucyalder at google email dot com) and I'll take you off it pronto.

― Madchen (Madchen), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 16:57 (nineteen years ago) link

If you're going to change it, you could put some other picture of mine there...

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 17:02 (nineteen years ago) link

MIR has gone mental. OTM re Ally though. Almost as hot as my Dad's knee.

― sundar subramanian (sundar), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 17:17 (nineteen years ago) link

Er, not that I feel anything for my Dad's knee. Just trying out those neg hits I learned about from fastseduction.com

― sundar subramanian, rushing away before things get any messier (sundar), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 17:38 (nineteen years ago) link

Well, Sean has upped the bar for the Toronto ilx contingent. I will buy batteries and bring my camera home with me tonight.

― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 17:38 (nineteen years ago) link

Make sure you pose in front of your many 2-4s of empties, Thermo!

― Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 17:40 (nineteen years ago) link

Ha ha! In my toque!

― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 17:46 (nineteen years ago) link

wow i love life

― charleston charge (chaki), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 17:55 (nineteen years ago) link

Chaki, have you ever performed a show in your underwear?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 17:58 (nineteen years ago) link

no way dude. im into wearing alot of layers and hiding myself.

― charleston charge (chaki), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 18:01 (nineteen years ago) link

I got tipped $1000 on Sunday,

jorel, what's this all about?

― El Janko (JasonD), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 18:19 (nineteen years ago) link

sweet fucking jesus....wait until i get back to work. photoshop heaven.

― Big Baby Bingo (Chris V), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 18:31 (nineteen years ago) link

oh shit. when do you go back to work, again?

― JuliaA (j_bdules), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 18:33 (nineteen years ago) link

haha.

i won't mess with you picture its hott. crudders deserves a good photoshopping.

― Big Baby Bingo (Chris V), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 18:36 (nineteen years ago) link

actually i have ps here, but i'd rather waste time at work...2/7.

― Big Baby Bingo (Chris V), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 18:36 (nineteen years ago) link

BINGO, YOU BASTARD

― Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 19:23 (nineteen years ago) link

Show him relaxing among the maple leaves of his home, a winsome wood-elf in the Great White North.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 19:25 (nineteen years ago) link

I Got Comeuppance

― Alienus Quam Reproba (blueski), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 19:25 (nineteen years ago) link

Well, Sean has upped the bar for the Toronto ilx contingent. I will buy batteries and bring my camera home with me tonight.

Hahaha, I knew Thermo would be all over this, particularly once he saw Sean's pic.

― MindInRewind (Barry Bruner), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 20:04 (nineteen years ago) link

ihttp://img.photobucket.com/albums/v210/jel2004/pants2.jpg

― jel -- (jel), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 20:06 (nineteen years ago) link

:(

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 20:08 (nineteen years ago) link

oh, image posting ain't working properly.

It was something I made, I thought you may like it.

Note: I did not post a picture of me in my underwear.

― jel -- (jel), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 20:09 (nineteen years ago) link

i NOTICED

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 20:11 (nineteen years ago) link

Jel, if your underwear is half as snazzy as your outerwear your are legally obligated to post a pic of yourself in your skivvies.

― Felonious Drunk (Felcher), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 20:17 (nineteen years ago) link

I give in.

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 20:22 (nineteen years ago) link

!

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 20:23 (nineteen years ago) link

winner

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 20:24 (nineteen years ago) link

yup

― Allyzay Highlights The Fallacy of Radiohead (allyzay), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 20:27 (nineteen years ago) link

whoa totally.

― Dr. Z Indahouse (AaronHz), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 20:27 (nineteen years ago) link

That is fantastic.

― MindInRewind (Barry Bruner), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 20:29 (nineteen years ago) link

oh my.

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 20:30 (nineteen years ago) link

Down, pants! DOWN!

― Curious George Rides a Republican (Rock Hardy), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 20:30 (nineteen years ago) link

Jesus. And you have had a baby, too.

― jocelyn (Jocelyn), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 20:34 (nineteen years ago) link

you see the stretch marks if you look.

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 20:36 (nineteen years ago) link

I can't compete with that! *throws digital camera away*

― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 20:36 (nineteen years ago) link

oh, i'm looking.

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 20:37 (nineteen years ago) link

ihttp://joti.scoutpark.net/slike/yowza.gif

― Felonious Drunk (Felcher), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 20:40 (nineteen years ago) link

that is the worst graphic I've seen all week.

Not you, luna. You have a perfect ass, which really is hard to come by. Easy to come near. Whatever.

― Pears can just fuck right off. (kenan), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 20:42 (nineteen years ago) link

so--what book is that?

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 20:42 (nineteen years ago) link

Haha.

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 20:43 (nineteen years ago) link

Sheesh, Luna. I always said you had a fine ass I just never knew how true that was!!

― Michael White (Hereward), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 20:43 (nineteen years ago) link

I love life.

― Je4nne ƒury (Jeanne Fury), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 20:44 (nineteen years ago) link

haha - Bill Clinton 'My Life'

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 20:44 (nineteen years ago) link

I was waiting to hear from you, Miss Fury. Good work, btw, in getting Luna to concentrate.

xpost

― Michael White (Hereward), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 20:45 (nineteen years ago) link

*speechless*

― sundar subramanian (sundar), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 20:45 (nineteen years ago) link

ihttp://images.amazon.com/images/P/0802132189.01._SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpg

― Pears can just fuck right off. (kenan), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 20:45 (nineteen years ago) link

luna, what is that bra?

― Allyzay Highlights The Fallacy of Radiohead (allyzay), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 20:46 (nineteen years ago) link

I don't think anyone can top luna's pic. I don't think anyone would be willing to do what would be required to top that pic.

― Dr. Z Indahouse (AaronHz), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 20:46 (nineteen years ago) link

I suppose the only way to top Luna's picture is by posting a picture of my reaction. And yet, even that doesn't compare.

― Je4nne ƒury (Jeanne Fury), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 20:48 (nineteen years ago) link

I'm not sure anyone can compete with that for incredible hotness either, but I kind of hope people will try anyway...

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 20:49 (nineteen years ago) link

OH OF COURSE I HOPE PEOPLE WILL TRY!!!!!!

― Dr. Z Indahouse (AaronHz), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 20:50 (nineteen years ago) link

I forget what one that is, Ally - I think it might be one I got from Trashy Lingerie a couple years ago - I'll check when I get home.

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 20:51 (nineteen years ago) link

jeanne should post a picture of her cooter, its crown all aglow.

― Pears can just fuck right off. (kenan), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 21:00 (nineteen years ago) link

Well, of course.

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 21:01 (nineteen years ago) link

the luna reaction advice on how to stop looking please

― Alienus Quam Reproba (blueski), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 21:06 (nineteen years ago) link

See, I told you Luna's pic would be thee hottest! I'm still hoping everyone else posts their pics though. The way I see it it's not a contest, more like ILX coming together as a community, under the banner of full/semi-nakedness.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 21:55 (nineteen years ago) link

My crowned cooter is not up to the task, Pears.

― Je4nne ƒury (Jeanne Fury), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 21:57 (nineteen years ago) link

Oh I have a feeling that is not even close to being true.

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 21:59 (nineteen years ago) link

This thread is getting more and more impressive. I'd like for everyone, a nice round of applause.

― mcd (mcd), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 22:02 (nineteen years ago) link

La Foufoune Couronnée will be the title of my next libretto.

― Michael White (Hereward), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 22:12 (nineteen years ago) link

suddenly my knee feels 20 times better.

― Big Baby Bingo (Chris V), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 22:15 (nineteen years ago) link

everytime i walk down the street - erection
when i see a women that i`d like to beat - erection
i think of blood, i think of love - erection
i think of blood, i think of love - erection
oh, i got erection
oh, i got erection
oh, i got erection
oh, i got erection
when i set a house on fire - erection
once a liver, now she`s a dier - erection
when i dig a hole in the ground - erection
when i hear that hard rock sound - erection

oh, i got erection
oh, i got erection
oh, i got erection
oh, i got erection

― Happy Tom, Wednesday, 2 February 2005 22:17 (nineteen years ago) link

that was awesome

― Je4nne ƒury (Jeanne Fury), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 22:22 (nineteen years ago) link

I'm sorry I said that about competing - I have been loving the pics on here without feeling the need to rank them. I mean, if I'd thought this was a sex appeal contest, this depressed and insecure 45 year old certainly wouldn't have joined in. I love it not just for the hotness, but there is also something intimate in a friendly way in posting these pics, for me, and I value that very highly.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 22:23 (nineteen years ago) link

Wackedest thread in the history of anything anywhere ever. No excelsior is up to the task.

― Autumn Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 22:25 (nineteen years ago) link

wait, so that's not a pic of someone else? wow. yeah, uh, yeah.

yeah, kudos to all the underweared. i'm vaguely tempted to join you all in solidarity or something. hell, i know i'm not as inspirational as any of the females anyway... postin me in my undies rates nearer to a community chorus of "FUCK OFF!" [an experiment in back hair. OUCH!]
m.

― msp (msp), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 22:25 (nineteen years ago) link

there is also something intimate in a friendly way in posting these pics, for me, and I value that very highly.

very sweet and otm

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 22:27 (nineteen years ago) link

whoa

― Kingfish MuffMiner 2049er (Kingfish), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 22:29 (nineteen years ago) link

I love this thread.

― Jordan (Jordan), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 22:31 (nineteen years ago) link

Thanks, Roxy - I thought people would just point and laugh when I said that, but it is very much how I feel about this. It was part of what I was getting at when I said how much more it meant when the pics are of someone I know, to some degree or another - I mean, part of it is that Ally's pic, for instance, is hotter than some random equally sexy topless woman because I've known her here for three years, we've exchanged a few emails and talked on AIM, and even met once. But it is also that these pics feel like a community being trusting with each other. I mean, we know this is a public board, but I think we are posting for each other, not for everyone in the world.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 22:31 (nineteen years ago) link

http://www.4bitterguys.com/adam/underfrickinpants.jpg

― Autumn Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 22:32 (nineteen years ago) link

I already regret it.

― Autumn Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 22:32 (nineteen years ago) link

Oh no...no you shouldn't. Rowr.

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 22:33 (nineteen years ago) link

You look great, Adam. Shame about the missing head, of course.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 22:33 (nineteen years ago) link

You shouldn't. (xp, Luna's right)

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 22:33 (nineteen years ago) link

i don't think how well i know them is a factor for me in hottness factor, but it's all good

i feel like Dr Hibbert in that scene where he and Chief Wiggum sit at the bar in just their pants ("If it feels good do it" / "Don't snag my undies")

― Alienus Quam Reproba (blueski), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 22:34 (nineteen years ago) link

Hey, I see the gym work's done its job Adam ;)

― Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 22:35 (nineteen years ago) link

That was exactly what I was trying to say Martin, thank you for putting it so nicely. I don't think anyone should feel obliged to post their pictures here, but if someone feels like doing it, she/he shouldn't back down because he/she thinks people will laugh or tell her/him to fuck off. That's not what ILX is about.

(xxx-post)

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 22:36 (nineteen years ago) link

The funny thing is I feel bad because my pics a few years old! Heh, should I do a new one? Hm.

― Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 22:37 (nineteen years ago) link

Steve, don't Ally's and Luna's and Julia's and so on's pics have an extra charge through being of people you know in some way or another? They do for me, without doubt.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 22:37 (nineteen years ago) link

Whoa, you look great Adam! Love your green undies!

(x-post)

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 22:38 (nineteen years ago) link

arousal compounded by guilt = classic! (i think)

― Alienus Quam Reproba (blueski), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 22:38 (nineteen years ago) link

Trayce, your pic was very wonderful and hot, but I'm sure I speak for everyone in saying I would love to see more!

My pic is about four years old. I may have to get a camera to do a new one or two, maybe one in just underwear to fit this thread.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 22:39 (nineteen years ago) link

Hey, I see the gym work's done its job Adam ;)

Yeah well I figure I don't spend five hours a week at the gym just to be coy about it. Also I go swimming dressed like that in public places, so it's not exactly a massive leap.

― Autumn Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 22:39 (nineteen years ago) link

Looking good, Adam!

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 22:41 (nineteen years ago) link

Steve, are you saying you feel guilty for being aroused by pics of people you know? That seems natural to me - I ALWAYS find people I like sexier through knowing and liking them, and when that is added to pics here that anyone would find sexy without a clue who the person is, it all builds up together. I'm not going to feel guilty about that - I can't imagine that anyone who posts a pic of themselves in their underwear is going to be disappointed at getting that reaction. I'd be pleased if I could imagine anyone being aroused by me, and ten times as pleased if it were someone I knew and liked.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 22:42 (nineteen years ago) link

That swimming point is a good one - why is there a difference between ordinary swimming outfits and underwear? It's all in the connotations, isn't it? That the latter is not generally revealed? I mean, there isn't much distinction between some of the outfits here and a swimming costume.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 22:44 (nineteen years ago) link

That's exactly it. Although I won't be spreading myself out Tuomas-style. :)

― Autumn Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 22:46 (nineteen years ago) link

How about Luna style then? ;)

...I'll get me coat.

― Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 23:00 (nineteen years ago) link

I can see why she's called Luna.

― Autumn Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 23:01 (nineteen years ago) link

Wokka wokka.

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 23:04 (nineteen years ago) link

Luna style is banned in 15 states, my monitor may never recover

― Alienus Quam Reproba (blueski), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 23:04 (nineteen years ago) link

wait, that came out wrong

as did that

― Alienus Quam Reproba (blueski), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 23:05 (nineteen years ago) link

Martin re the guilt thing i'm just horsing around.

― Alienus Quam Reproba (blueski), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 23:06 (nineteen years ago) link

gross
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v356/kenjuggle3/DCP_4052.jpg

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 23:10 (nineteen years ago) link

Grey like the virtual model, eh ken?

― Michael White (Hereward), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 23:10 (nineteen years ago) link

with bigger penis

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 23:12 (nineteen years ago) link

Virtual models have penises?

― Michael White (Hereward), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 23:14 (nineteen years ago) link

Ken has a bigger penis than none at all.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 23:15 (nineteen years ago) link

(that was a guess - I have no direct knowledge of this)

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 23:15 (nineteen years ago) link

(sadly)

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 23:15 (nineteen years ago) link

"penis"

― Autumn Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 23:16 (nineteen years ago) link

Never fails--go to work, then I come home and the good pics are all little red x's....

But Luna, good God! I feel like I should thank your parents for a job well done.... :)

― jay blanchard (jay blanchard), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 23:21 (nineteen years ago) link

I would post my picture here, but I'm not sure I want hundreds of people wanking over me *just yet*.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 23:30 (nineteen years ago) link

I mean, I've got a career trajectory to consider here. No masturbation fodder at least until the disappointing third release...

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 23:30 (nineteen years ago) link

aw

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 23:31 (nineteen years ago) link

I like how you included "trajectory" and "masturbation" in the same post.

― jay blanchard (jay blanchard), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 23:32 (nineteen years ago) link

Ally's boobs are now file not found.

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 23:33 (nineteen years ago) link

'disappointing third release'

― Alienus Quam Reproba (blueski), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 23:34 (nineteen years ago) link

this is all I'm showing. must remember to delete this tonight.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v212/etienne_saint/chest.jpg

― Riot Gear! (Gear!), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 23:36 (nineteen years ago) link

wow, roxymuzak and JuliaA just knocked me on my ass.

― 57 7th (calstars), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 23:36 (nineteen years ago) link

damn gear you sure dont look like you drink much sparks

― charleston charge (chaki), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 23:37 (nineteen years ago) link

Gear man, is that abs? Awesome.

― Autumn Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 23:40 (nineteen years ago) link

sorry dudes, I realized like 15 minutes ago that housing nudies on a school server at a university that has been monitoring student activity like a hawk the past 6 months probably was a bad idea.

― Allyzay Dallas Multi-Pass (allyzay), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 23:41 (nineteen years ago) link

its cool your breasts are permanently branded in my brain

― charleston charge (chaki), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 23:43 (nineteen years ago) link

five years ago it looked like I was housing a quartet of baby seals in that mofo, I was so out of shape. The result of an ill-fated addiction to calzones, probably.

― Riot Gear! (Gear!), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 23:46 (nineteen years ago) link

Dorm Brothel!

― Snappy (sexyDancer), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 23:46 (nineteen years ago) link

your breasts are permanently branded in my brain

heh. thank you, jarvis

― Kingfish MuffMiner 2049er (Kingfish), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 23:47 (nineteen years ago) link

That's why exercise via midget-tossing and couch-hauling does good for your body, Gear.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 23:48 (nineteen years ago) link

Dwarfs are easier to toss.

― Autumn Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 23:49 (nineteen years ago) link

Um can I reword that?

― Autumn Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 23:49 (nineteen years ago) link

I think after the couch incident I was so paranoid about catching assplay in the living room that I cut my trips to the kitchen in half. Another reason, I suppose.

― Riot Gear! (Gear!), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 23:52 (nineteen years ago) link

I don't blame you. I wonder what she's doing now that she doesn't have your couch to assault?

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 23:53 (nineteen years ago) link

Funny how M1chael Jacks0n dangled his child over that balcony, because he usually just tosses little kids off.

― Snappy (sexyDancer), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 23:53 (nineteen years ago) link

this whole thing is sort of reminding me of a christmas card my wife and her girl friends posed for... just naked chest shots... no legs or heads visible... "HAVE THE BREAST CHRISTMAS!" was the inside message.

now in the US, today IS groundhog's day, but i'll leave it up to you guys to come up with something clever linking this to short, pudgy, and hairy things and holes.
m.

― msp (msp), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 23:55 (nineteen years ago) link

from what I gather, Luna, ex-roomie is going to see the Spazmatics at Dragonfly on santa Monica Blvd every Sunday, sexing an indie kid five inches shorter than her, and still working at H0u$t0n'$ restaurant in santa MOnica. I hear this from her former best friend who now lives in Salt Lake City

― Riot Gear! (Gear!), Thursday, 3 February 2005 00:01 (nineteen years ago) link

by "kid" I mean 19yr old, she being 25 now, haw

― Riot Gear! (Gear!), Thursday, 3 February 2005 00:02 (nineteen years ago) link

niiiiiiiiiiiiiice she will be serving me dinner very soon (xp)

― Site Admistrator (deangulberry), Thursday, 3 February 2005 00:05 (nineteen years ago) link

OMG GEAR.

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Thursday, 3 February 2005 00:07 (nineteen years ago) link

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v212/etienne_saint/livingroom2.jpg

― Riot Gear! (Gear!), Thursday, 3 February 2005 00:09 (nineteen years ago) link

wait, that didn't work at all

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/0803298145.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

― Riot Gear! (Gear!), Thursday, 3 February 2005 00:10 (nineteen years ago) link

it saddens me that c411um has not posted a pic to this thread

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Thursday, 3 February 2005 00:12 (nineteen years ago) link

do NOT tempt fate

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Thursday, 3 February 2005 00:19 (nineteen years ago) link

:-O~!@#$%^&*

― Monday At Bernie's (Adrian Langston), Thursday, 3 February 2005 00:32 (nineteen years ago) link

Luna is so awesome.

Adam you have quite the torso. I'm jealous. Seriously. I think this has inspired me to go back to the gym...

― Andrew (enneff), Thursday, 3 February 2005 00:37 (nineteen years ago) link

ditto, but replace 'back' with 'for the first time'

― Alienus Quam Reproba (blueski), Thursday, 3 February 2005 00:44 (nineteen years ago) link

this is all I'm showing.

boo!

Gear!'s body = Teh Rowr.

― The Lex (The Lex), Thursday, 3 February 2005 00:47 (nineteen years ago) link

seriously: hot. damn.

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Thursday, 3 February 2005 00:51 (nineteen years ago) link

I'm sure any number of us would be willing to host your boob pic, ally.

― Dr. Z Indahouse (AaronHz), Thursday, 3 February 2005 00:52 (nineteen years ago) link

Adam you have quite the torso. I'm jealous. Seriously. I think this has inspired me to go back to the gym...

Doooooooooo eeeeeeeeeet.

― Autumn Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 3 February 2005 00:55 (nineteen years ago) link

I also require the attentions of The Gym.

ihttp://base58.com/ilx/ymof.jpg

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Thursday, 3 February 2005 01:01 (nineteen years ago) link

Everyone who has posted a picture: you had a second of "Oh god, I'm in the wrong window" after pressing submit, yes?

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Thursday, 3 February 2005 01:03 (nineteen years ago) link

I actually was in the wrong window, and had to do it again.

― Autumn Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 3 February 2005 01:04 (nineteen years ago) link

That would be fun if luna's pic had ended up on say, the pope thread.

― Dr. Z Indahouse (AaronHz), Thursday, 3 February 2005 01:05 (nineteen years ago) link

Apparently I make people sick!

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 3 February 2005 01:14 (nineteen years ago) link

rhymes with 'sick'...

― Autumn Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 3 February 2005 01:15 (nineteen years ago) link

if i have a host, it's another story, but until someone hosts the photo i'm kind of in the position of risking getting an email, two weeks before graduation, informing me i'm being kicked out of school for porn traffikingggg :P

― Allyzay Dallas Multi-Pass (allyzay), Thursday, 3 February 2005 01:20 (nineteen years ago) link

that's not pr0n, that's, like, art

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Thursday, 3 February 2005 01:25 (nineteen years ago) link

MOOOLTI PASS

― Andrew (enneff), Thursday, 3 February 2005 01:26 (nineteen years ago) link

Who the hell said that luna?!

― Trayce (trayce), Thursday, 3 February 2005 01:28 (nineteen years ago) link

Ah I brought it on myself Trayce, you complain once or twice about being thought of as a bimbo - even though you're aware you caused that to happen - and then post a picture of yourself in your underwear and apparently that's enough to make people want to hurl.

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 3 February 2005 01:30 (nineteen years ago) link

http://www.deneefe.co.nz/assets/img/p/FT401.gif

HAHAHASHas @ mooooltipass. there is no greater phrase for when you're drunk. see also: dialogue from 'Nell'

― Monday At Bernie's (Adrian Langston), Thursday, 3 February 2005 01:30 (nineteen years ago) link

and then post a picture of yourself in your underwear and apparently that's enough to make people want to hurl.

Well it's sooo not, so whoever said that is a mentalist.

― Autumn Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 3 February 2005 01:31 (nineteen years ago) link

What on earth are you talking about, you sexy, sexy beast. (xpost)

― Andrew (enneff), Thursday, 3 February 2005 01:31 (nineteen years ago) link

Luna: tell em to fuck emselves whoever said it.

xpost what the lads said, also.

― Trayce (trayce), Thursday, 3 February 2005 01:32 (nineteen years ago) link

Perhaps we need to do ratings, just to stick it up 'em.

― Autumn Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 3 February 2005 01:32 (nineteen years ago) link

No. I think the reactions from pretty much everyone who has seen the pics speak for themselves.

― Andrew (enneff), Thursday, 3 February 2005 01:33 (nineteen years ago) link

I just tried doing another shot of myself with wet hair, in my spiderweb fishnet top, but it is really hard to take selfports and then the battery died (on the CAMERA pervs).

― Trayce (trayce), Thursday, 3 February 2005 01:33 (nineteen years ago) link

I know this girl who, whenever she gets drunk at parties, starts making dolphin noises and flapping her arms like fins and imitating Bjork.

― Riot Gear! (Gear!), Thursday, 3 February 2005 01:34 (nineteen years ago) link

Well, that was certainly a random thing to mention.

― Andrew (enneff), Thursday, 3 February 2005 01:34 (nineteen years ago) link

I mean it's not like you were naked and legs akimbo. If you've got it flaunt it.

xxxpost

― Autumn Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 3 February 2005 01:35 (nineteen years ago) link

XXX post? ;)

― Trayce (trayce), Thursday, 3 February 2005 01:35 (nineteen years ago) link

Surely it's not that raunchy.

― Andrew (enneff), Thursday, 3 February 2005 01:36 (nineteen years ago) link

Charge the battery!

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 3 February 2005 01:36 (nineteen years ago) link

Haha! OK OK I will ;)

― Trayce (trayce), Thursday, 3 February 2005 01:37 (nineteen years ago) link

Whoops I didn't mean that kind of xxx obv.

um, xxpost

― Autumn Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 3 February 2005 01:37 (nineteen years ago) link

luna, i have no idea who said that about you but i'm more than familiar with the type of person who does it. they can shove their ipods up their asses and get the fuck over it. don't worry.

― Allyzay Dallas Multi-Pass (allyzay), Thursday, 3 February 2005 01:38 (nineteen years ago) link

Ally OTMFM.

― Trayce (trayce), Thursday, 3 February 2005 01:39 (nineteen years ago) link

I was about to say, "see the Bjork thing was related to...", but then I realized I have no idea why I posted that.

― Riot Gear! (Gear!), Thursday, 3 February 2005 01:39 (nineteen years ago) link

I mean I can't even find another thread where it would make sense. What the hell is happening to me?

― Riot Gear! (Gear!), Thursday, 3 February 2005 01:40 (nineteen years ago) link

I don't know but I like it.

― Andrew (enneff), Thursday, 3 February 2005 01:40 (nineteen years ago) link

Okay, now I have to go to the gym.

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 3 February 2005 01:41 (nineteen years ago) link

dude bjork makes sense here, don't worry

― Allyzay Dallas Multi-Pass (allyzay), Thursday, 3 February 2005 01:41 (nineteen years ago) link

one time I had an argument with this guy who insisted the band the The was actually pronounced "the Thee". He also theorized that Johnny Marr was related to Chris Mars of the Replacements, which is very similar to when my ex-roommate insisted Bad English's John Waite was related to Tom Waits, "Who is also British."

― Riot Gear! (Gear!), Thursday, 3 February 2005 01:43 (nineteen years ago) link

xxxxxx-post
I've decided it was Marcello unless I hear otherwise. He already said as much on another thread.

― Dr. Z Indahouse (AaronHz), Thursday, 3 February 2005 01:44 (nineteen years ago) link

Honestly who gives a flying fuck what that guy has to say.

― Andrew (enneff), Thursday, 3 February 2005 01:47 (nineteen years ago) link

Haha OTM

― Dr. Z Indahouse (AaronHz), Thursday, 3 February 2005 01:48 (nineteen years ago) link

Apparently I make people sick!

That photo makes me a lot of things, but "sick" is definitely not one of them.

― jay blanchard (jay blanchard), Thursday, 3 February 2005 01:51 (nineteen years ago) link

Indeed. The first time I saw that Luna pic I had a hardon that didn't go away for quite some time.

― Andrew (enneff), Thursday, 3 February 2005 01:51 (nineteen years ago) link

Holy shit did I just POST THAT?

― Andrew (enneff), Thursday, 3 February 2005 01:51 (nineteen years ago) link

You did, Andrew, you did ;)

― Trayce (trayce), Thursday, 3 February 2005 01:52 (nineteen years ago) link

Ok, let's just get it over with--who's already pleasured themselves to Luna's pic?

― jay blanchard (jay blanchard), Thursday, 3 February 2005 01:52 (nineteen years ago) link

Now I'll forever associate Luna's lunar pic with Andrew's hardon. I hate this thread.

― Autumn Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 3 February 2005 01:53 (nineteen years ago) link

Unless Andrew's hardon is attractive in some way.

― Autumn Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 3 February 2005 01:53 (nineteen years ago) link

There is some doubt?!

― Andrew (enneff), Thursday, 3 February 2005 01:54 (nineteen years ago) link

We haven't see you in your underwear yet.

― Autumn Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 3 February 2005 01:55 (nineteen years ago) link

Err, I was the first to post a real pic in this thread.

― Andrew (enneff), Thursday, 3 February 2005 01:56 (nineteen years ago) link

Unless Andrew's hardon is attractive in some way.
-- Autumn Almanac (ada...), February 3rd, 2005 1:53 AM. (Autumn Almanac)
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There is some doubt?!
-- Andrew (n...), February 3rd, 2005 1:54 AM. (enneff)

there is only one way to find out, andrew.

― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 3 February 2005 01:57 (nineteen years ago) link

http://tinypic.com/1j0poz

― jay blanchard (jay blanchard), Thursday, 3 February 2005 01:57 (nineteen years ago) link

I am never going to post a picture of my cock on the internet. Sorry.

― Andrew (enneff), Thursday, 3 February 2005 02:00 (nineteen years ago) link

fully clothed != underwear
underwear != cock

Caarn.

― Autumn Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 3 February 2005 02:01 (nineteen years ago) link

Are you freakin blind?

From upthread.

― Andrew (enneff), Thursday, 3 February 2005 02:02 (nineteen years ago) link

Agh sorry, thread's too long. I lost control 700 posts ago.

― Autumn Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 3 February 2005 02:02 (nineteen years ago) link

Andrew has already posted several underwear pics of himself on ILX ... it's safe to designate him as the godfather of this underwear picture movement.

― MindInRewind (Barry Bruner), Thursday, 3 February 2005 02:09 (nineteen years ago) link

In fact it looks so much like the virtualmodel pics that I evidently scrolled straight past it.

― Autumn Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 3 February 2005 02:11 (nineteen years ago) link

i can tell you right now tobacco use does not make you impotent

― Allyzay Dallas Multi-Pass (allyzay), Thursday, 3 February 2005 02:19 (nineteen years ago) link

Yeah but anti-smoking lobbyists blame everything on smoking.

― Autumn Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 3 February 2005 02:21 (nineteen years ago) link

You're right Allyzay. No what else doesn't make you impotent--this thread...

― jay blanchard (jay blanchard), Thursday, 3 February 2005 02:23 (nineteen years ago) link

This thread is starting to make me feel like I'm reverting back to a perverted college boy hornball.

"So, what's your major?"

― jay blanchard (jay blanchard), Thursday, 3 February 2005 02:26 (nineteen years ago) link

This thread gives and gives. There should be more pictures!

― Gravel Puzzleworth (Gregory Henry), Thursday, 3 February 2005 02:27 (nineteen years ago) link

I'm charging my camera, gimme time! ;) Not that Im sure anyone wants yet more pix of me in fishnet (I was going to do a corset and heels shot but sadly, the corset no longer fits. Mores the pity)

― Trayce (trayce), Thursday, 3 February 2005 02:29 (nineteen years ago) link

I'd be all over this if my username wasn't my real name. I've already had old friends find me through Google searches pulling up drunken ILE posts I regret. I'm sure my boss would be thrilled to find me vamping it up on a website in my skivvies.....or my girlfriend, for that matter.

― jay blanchard (jay blanchard), Thursday, 3 February 2005 02:30 (nineteen years ago) link

log out?

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Thursday, 3 February 2005 02:36 (nineteen years ago) link

also: Andrew, did you change your original pic, or am I imagining things?

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Thursday, 3 February 2005 02:36 (nineteen years ago) link

vamping it up on a website in my skivvies.....or my girlfriend, for that matter.

You vamp it up in your girlfriend?

― Autumn Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 3 February 2005 02:37 (nineteen years ago) link

log out?

well, yes, that's the obvious solution :)

You vamp it up in your girlfriend?

you know it. **does crazy hand slap thing**

― jay blanchard (jay blanchard), Thursday, 3 February 2005 02:39 (nineteen years ago) link

i actually got the a-ok from my boss in a hypothetical question about what would result from his having googled me (in this thread the sound of saying that you have googled someone sounds truly lascivious)... he said as long as i was not humiliating him and so long as i was no apparent risk to national security, i could do whatever i want. i haven't posted yet though... i think my girlfriend wouldn't get it.

― firstworldman (firstworldman), Thursday, 3 February 2005 02:40 (nineteen years ago) link

I just realized that I'm not going to get any sleep tonight because I'll be paranoid that I'll wake up, check this thread and there'll be a hundred red-x'd boxes with a dozen posts after each one saying "WHOA!" "OMG--we have a new winner!" etc.

― jay blanchard (jay blanchard), Thursday, 3 February 2005 02:41 (nineteen years ago) link

The way it's slowed down to NOTHING I'd say you'll be pretty safe.

― Autumn Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 3 February 2005 02:44 (nineteen years ago) link

i haven't posted yet though... i think my girlfriend wouldn't get it.

yeah, that's what's really holding me back right now too. but if I get a couple bottles of wine in me, there's a good chance I may forget about all of that.

I'm waiting to see what happens to this thread tomorrow night (Friday, parties, booze, digital cameras--think of the possibilities....)

― jay blanchard (jay blanchard), Thursday, 3 February 2005 02:44 (nineteen years ago) link

The way it's slowed down to NOTHING I'd say you'll be pretty safe.

it's the calm before the storm. the booby storm.

― jay blanchard (jay blanchard), Thursday, 3 February 2005 02:45 (nineteen years ago) link

By then there should be a new thread. This one got unwieldy for we dial-up types ages ago.

[xpost - booby storm??!?]

― Autumn Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 3 February 2005 02:46 (nineteen years ago) link

yes. the booby storm.

― jay blanchard (jay blanchard), Thursday, 3 February 2005 02:49 (nineteen years ago) link

i do own a surveillance tape of myself sleepwalking naked from a swimming pool to my apartment with a towel draped over my shoulder at 4 in the morning... anyone ever taken ambien? that shit is fucked up.

― firstworldman (firstworldman), Thursday, 3 February 2005 02:50 (nineteen years ago) link

also i do wonder why someone has made a stripping .gif of themselves yet... that would be amusing.

― firstworldman (firstworldman), Thursday, 3 February 2005 02:51 (nineteen years ago) link

hasn't, rather

― firstworldman (firstworldman), Thursday, 3 February 2005 02:58 (nineteen years ago) link

you know, threads never get unwieldy if you do that damn last 100 messages thing!!

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Thursday, 3 February 2005 03:00 (nineteen years ago) link

NO NEW THREADS EVER

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Thursday, 3 February 2005 03:00 (nineteen years ago) link

Also, this thread is making me behave badly. I just saw my roomate's friend changing his shirt and I went "Woo, loking good, Paul!!" Then as I walked to my room, I thought to myself "Damn it, Em, that was an actual human and not a post to ILX." The shame.

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Thursday, 3 February 2005 03:01 (nineteen years ago) link

you know, threads never get unwieldy if you do that damn last 100 messages thing!!

Didn't Andrew turn that off?

― Autumn Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 3 February 2005 03:02 (nineteen years ago) link

why no

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Thursday, 3 February 2005 03:04 (nineteen years ago) link

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This thread is fine, quit it nerds.

― Dr. Z Indahouse (AaronHz), Thursday, 3 February 2005 03:05 (nineteen years ago) link

Ah, brilliant. I must have been thinking of the messages-since-last-view thigo.

― Autumn Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 3 February 2005 03:07 (nineteen years ago) link

NO NEW THREADS EVER

I second that--everything from here will just pale in comparison. We have, in effect, ruined ILE.

Or greatly improved it with a booby storm. take your pick.

― jay blanchard (jay blanchard), Thursday, 3 February 2005 03:10 (nineteen years ago) link

i have not looked at this thread until just this minute.

my favorites are mandee's and Stevem's. They have character. The rest of you are quite nice too.

― miccio (miccio), Thursday, 3 February 2005 03:17 (nineteen years ago) link

mine has a character and that character is richard d james

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Thursday, 3 February 2005 03:22 (nineteen years ago) link

you people are talking way too much, where are the pix!!!

― Allyzay Dallas Multi-Pass (allyzay), Thursday, 3 February 2005 03:23 (nineteen years ago) link

*resists "come to daddy" joke*

― Trayce (trayce), Thursday, 3 February 2005 03:24 (nineteen years ago) link

lemme see yo aphex twins

― miccio (miccio), Thursday, 3 February 2005 03:24 (nineteen years ago) link

that is the grossest, most unacceptable come on line i've EVER HEARD, anthony miccio.

― Allyzay Dallas Multi-Pass (allyzay), Thursday, 3 February 2005 03:25 (nineteen years ago) link

of course it won't stop me from doing this

http://www.galeon.com/allmusic/caratulas/a/Aphex_Twin_-_Windowlicker_-_front.jpg

― Allyzay Dallas Multi-Pass (allyzay), Thursday, 3 February 2005 03:27 (nineteen years ago) link

Soft-on city.

― Trayce (trayce), Thursday, 3 February 2005 03:28 (nineteen years ago) link

I'm not sure what's more fake, the face or the breasts.

― Autumn Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 3 February 2005 03:31 (nineteen years ago) link

Apropos of nothing that pic reminds me of this one I made:

http://www.memorygongs.com/come_to_hongro.jpg

― Trayce (trayce), Thursday, 3 February 2005 03:33 (nineteen years ago) link

less photoshop more removing-top

― Autumn Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 3 February 2005 03:34 (nineteen years ago) link

oh my god Trayce

― Allyzay Dallas Multi-Pass (allyzay), Thursday, 3 February 2005 03:35 (nineteen years ago) link

Scary, innit.

― Trayce (trayce), Thursday, 3 February 2005 03:36 (nineteen years ago) link

Hey at least it isnt Geir in his underwear OH GOD MY BRAIN.

― Trayce (trayce), Thursday, 3 February 2005 03:39 (nineteen years ago) link

Dude, I did this naked-ass posting shit long before it was in vogue. A year ago I posted:

and I only have more hair since then. Also: I don't really wear tighty-whities.

― Remy (x Jeremy), Thursday, 3 February 2005 03:40 (nineteen years ago) link

Jer come on thats cheating, we've seen that one! DO ANOTHER ONE. please?

― Trayce (trayce), Thursday, 3 February 2005 03:41 (nineteen years ago) link

trayce wins universe

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Thursday, 3 February 2005 03:42 (nineteen years ago) link

this shit's a chronicle of ridic.

― Monday At Bernie's (Adrian Langston), Thursday, 3 February 2005 03:46 (nineteen years ago) link

remy the original tits.jpg is two years old now. i beat you.

― Allyzay Dallas Multi-Pass (allyzay), Thursday, 3 February 2005 03:48 (nineteen years ago) link

crap. um ... gimme 5 minutes to shave my nuts.

― Remy (x Jeremy), Thursday, 3 February 2005 03:52 (nineteen years ago) link

There's ANOTHER one of Ally??

― Autumn Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 3 February 2005 03:53 (nineteen years ago) link

That would explain why nobody was surprised yesterday :)

― Autumn Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 3 February 2005 03:53 (nineteen years ago) link

the original tits.jpg is a tease.

― cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 3 February 2005 03:55 (nineteen years ago) link

Andrew, did you change your original pic, or am I imagining things?

You're imagining things.

― Andrew (enneff), Thursday, 3 February 2005 04:05 (nineteen years ago) link

this one is not teh pornographic so i won't get teh kicked out of school for it

http://www.columbia.edu/~alk2102/irony/tits2.jpg

― Allyzay Dallas Multi-Pass (allyzay), Thursday, 3 February 2005 04:34 (nineteen years ago) link

CUET!

― Trayce (trayce), Thursday, 3 February 2005 04:36 (nineteen years ago) link

Giggity-giggity!

― jay blanchard (jay blanchard), Thursday, 3 February 2005 04:45 (nineteen years ago) link

I'd be more than happy to host the teh pornographic ones.... :)

― jay blanchard (jay blanchard), Thursday, 3 February 2005 04:47 (nineteen years ago) link

THAT's more like it. jeez. all these people with all this talkin'

― Kingfish MuffMiner 2049er (Kingfish), Thursday, 3 February 2005 04:47 (nineteen years ago) link

Ally, you comely coquette, you. Lovely!

― Michael White (Hereward), Thursday, 3 February 2005 04:47 (nineteen years ago) link

aw, ally cuet.

― Dr. Z Indahouse (AaronHz), Thursday, 3 February 2005 04:50 (nineteen years ago) link

you have teh hottest tits.jpg. i cannot compete.

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Thursday, 3 February 2005 04:52 (nineteen years ago) link

HAWT.

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 3 February 2005 04:53 (nineteen years ago) link

http://www.memorygongs.com/spider1.jpg

Come into my parlour, said the spider to the fly.

OK it isnt underwear but hey, its a seethru top!

― Trayce (trayce), Thursday, 3 February 2005 04:54 (nineteen years ago) link

Wait, Caitlin, I think I saw you in a state of deshabille upthread, and if I'm not mistaken, you are a definite cutey.

― Michael White (Hereward), Thursday, 3 February 2005 04:54 (nineteen years ago) link

omg

― Autumn Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 3 February 2005 04:55 (nineteen years ago) link

Adam is so never going to come and have coffee with me anymore :(

― Trayce (trayce), Thursday, 3 February 2005 04:56 (nineteen years ago) link

But I did it too, so...

― Autumn Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 3 February 2005 04:56 (nineteen years ago) link

I can't view Trayce's last two pics! Does anyone else have the same problem?

― MindInRewind (Barry Bruner), Thursday, 3 February 2005 04:57 (nineteen years ago) link

foxy women of ilx, i love you all.

― hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 3 February 2005 04:58 (nineteen years ago) link

TRAYCE'S NOT GOTH JUST YOU SHUT UP YOUR MOUTH.

― Pears can just fuck right off. (kenan), Thursday, 3 February 2005 04:58 (nineteen years ago) link

but she is gothalicious....!

― jay blanchard (jay blanchard), Thursday, 3 February 2005 04:58 (nineteen years ago) link

She looks like a very strict arachnophilic hottie.

xxpost

― Michael White (Hereward), Thursday, 3 February 2005 04:59 (nineteen years ago) link

*chortle* Hey I figured I'd go with what I'm good at, or something.

― Trayce (trayce), Thursday, 3 February 2005 04:59 (nineteen years ago) link

But... underwear...

― Autumn Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 3 February 2005 05:00 (nineteen years ago) link

I broke adams brane!

― Trayce (trayce), Thursday, 3 February 2005 05:01 (nineteen years ago) link

Unless that's your GOTH underwear.

― Autumn Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 3 February 2005 05:02 (nineteen years ago) link

thread keeps gettin' better

― Kingfish MuffMiner 2049er (Kingfish), Thursday, 3 February 2005 05:02 (nineteen years ago) link

MOVE YOUR HANDS TRAYCE

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Thursday, 3 February 2005 05:03 (nineteen years ago) link

i just became some gross guy

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Thursday, 3 February 2005 05:03 (nineteen years ago) link

Trayce, I like how the stripes lead the eye to the CLEAVAGE!

― Michael White (Hereward), Thursday, 3 February 2005 05:03 (nineteen years ago) link

I wear that top under things! I have to, its bloody seethrough!

roffles Rox =)

― Trayce (trayce), Thursday, 3 February 2005 05:04 (nineteen years ago) link

um aaron reposted this

― Allyzay Dallas Multi-Pass (allyzay), Thursday, 3 February 2005 05:06 (nineteen years ago) link

I like it Trayce. A lot.

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 3 February 2005 05:07 (nineteen years ago) link

with your permission, m'lady!
x-post

― Dr. Z Indahouse (AaronHz), Thursday, 3 February 2005 05:08 (nineteen years ago) link

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

― Andrew (enneff), Thursday, 3 February 2005 05:08 (nineteen years ago) link

I'm scared to ask what that noise was.

― Autumn Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 3 February 2005 05:09 (nineteen years ago) link

whoa. time to go to sleep now.

pleasant....dreams....ahead....

― jay blanchard (jay blanchard), Thursday, 3 February 2005 05:09 (nineteen years ago) link

It was a massive sigh, basically. I'm overwhelmed by attractive ilx types.

― Andrew (enneff), Thursday, 3 February 2005 05:10 (nineteen years ago) link

I'm at work and took the risk of checking out Ally's pic again. Rules be damned!

― Andrew (enneff), Thursday, 3 February 2005 05:10 (nineteen years ago) link

WHY IS FRIDAY NOT TOMORROW, LDRs WTF

― TOMBOT, Thursday, 3 February 2005 05:14 (nineteen years ago) link

FRIDAY IS TOMORROW DOOD

― Andrew (enneff), Thursday, 3 February 2005 05:14 (nineteen years ago) link

Yeah we're in the FUTAR though.

― Trayce (trayce), Thursday, 3 February 2005 05:15 (nineteen years ago) link

even in wacky yankee land it should be friday by now or sommat

― Andrew (enneff), Thursday, 3 February 2005 05:17 (nineteen years ago) link

it is 20 minutes into Thursday. Not Friday, you crazy man.

― Allyzay Dallas Multi-Pass (allyzay), Thursday, 3 February 2005 05:19 (nineteen years ago) link

Okay so it IS Friday tomorrow. For ALL of us.

― Andrew (enneff), Thursday, 3 February 2005 05:20 (nineteen years ago) link

less dateline more tanline

― Autumn Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 3 February 2005 05:21 (nineteen years ago) link

Look guy I may have taken half a jar of barbituates but that doesn't mean I'm not a people too!

― Andrew (enneff), Thursday, 3 February 2005 05:21 (nineteen years ago) link

i am sick and tired of ally's drunken nudy-ramblings which are offensive and distracitn of the discourse. this has got stop. luna gets a pass cuz i don't think she aws drunk ahd she's got a nice ass.

ally get banned. your photo was not even erotic just sumbling, achingly. at least luna's masde me want to fuck her noth that i would.

youre all clearly stoned out of your minds.

― xnxnyqilcigsalc, weed was earlier, Thursday, 3 February 2005 06:23 (nineteen years ago) link

sumbline

― johnslittlebrothernothim, Thursday, 3 February 2005 06:24 (nineteen years ago) link

wtf

― Trayce (trayce), Thursday, 3 February 2005 06:24 (nineteen years ago) link

Thanks John.

― Andrew (enneff), Thursday, 3 February 2005 06:26 (nineteen years ago) link

I do agree that Ally looks sumbline though.

― Andrew (enneff), Thursday, 3 February 2005 06:27 (nineteen years ago) link

not true. but no seriously weed sucks. it paralyzed me 4 fours today, or it would've if i had taken it, i'm aure

― no new threads, Thursday, 3 February 2005 06:30 (nineteen years ago) link

http://www.universe2.com/astonia/images/RoffleLoll.gif

― Allyzay Dallas Multi-Pass (allyzay), Thursday, 3 February 2005 06:30 (nineteen years ago) link

finish one gravity's rainbow.

― Dr. Z Indahouse (AaronHz), Thursday, 3 February 2005 06:30 (nineteen years ago) link

Okay, that graphic Ally just posted makes me terribly happy.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 3 February 2005 06:31 (nineteen years ago) link

(dnftt & roffle)

― donut christ (donut), Thursday, 3 February 2005 06:31 (nineteen years ago) link

i amont sure what i drank. it was like sweet maybe brandy or seomthing. i usually only drunk 2 bucn chuck and harder stuff but that's all i could scrounge up. from may parents.

also, i can't believei 'm saying this, but aaron otn.

― yes he is, Thursday, 3 February 2005 06:32 (nineteen years ago) link

Yes pls just post pics here or talk of them guys, we dont need to spoil this thread by falling for trollcrap, which is clearly is *sigh yawn*

― Trayce (trayce), Thursday, 3 February 2005 06:32 (nineteen years ago) link

somebody needs a spanking.

― phil-two (phil-two), Thursday, 3 February 2005 06:33 (nineteen years ago) link

ummm. it is a great theard like the greatest ever. i wz gonna post a pic but i can't find the camera.

i wznt really

― oh am i trolling i am joking. sorry., Thursday, 3 February 2005 06:35 (nineteen years ago) link

ally if i made yr pic my wallpaper wd u consider mea perve. i won't if you would. i respect women.

it just seemed like it wd make a good background.

― artist, Thursday, 3 February 2005 06:40 (nineteen years ago) link

TRAYCE- do u like me or not.

[threads started = 0]

― trayce! [not], Thursday, 3 February 2005 06:41 (nineteen years ago) link

less chatter more boobs

― Trayce (trayce), Thursday, 3 February 2005 06:42 (nineteen years ago) link

Not that you would? NOT THAT YOU WOULD? In your motherfucking dreams, pimpledick. I wll say nothing about your cracks about Ally - she doesn't need me to defend her, but you're clearly a fucking class A moron.

First of all, you brainless sewer rat, people who are high don't talk that way, ergo, you aren't. You're just a pathetic little twerp who clearly has nothing better to do than to pretend you are (oooh how cool are you? I bet you're a big hit in the tree fort!) and harass a bunch of people on the internet. I have rarely seem such a ridiculous display of asshattery, and you sir, are beneath contempt.

Now FUCK. OFF.

― luna..., Thursday, 3 February 2005 06:43 (nineteen years ago) link

fwiw I've already been informed my photo has been made into someone's wallpaper and it does not offend me. It is not meant to be a sexual or erotic photo. Those are for Tombot only.

― Allyzay Dallas Multi-Pass (allyzay), Thursday, 3 February 2005 06:45 (nineteen years ago) link

it just seemed like it wd make a good background.

Herein lies the virtue of posting a grainy 100x100 pic.

― Autumn Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 3 February 2005 06:47 (nineteen years ago) link

DC I'm just going to keep deleting senseless google image search spam...

― Andrew (enneff), Thursday, 3 February 2005 06:51 (nineteen years ago) link

John you said you didn't like it here so why don't you disappear?

― Andrew (enneff), Thursday, 3 February 2005 06:52 (nineteen years ago) link

Andrew you're a legend. The second I score a job you're receiving a donation for this beast.

― Autumn Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 3 February 2005 06:54 (nineteen years ago) link

(and I don't blame you.. i had no idea you were going to take him on directly.. i was hoping to distract with all the pic posts. apologies.)

― donut christ (donut), Thursday, 3 February 2005 06:54 (nineteen years ago) link

(tis ok DC, I saw what you were doing)

― Andrew (enneff), Thursday, 3 February 2005 06:55 (nineteen years ago) link

It is not meant to be a sexual or erotic photo.

well... uh... guess what?

― Pears can just fuck right off. (kenan), Thursday, 3 February 2005 07:06 (nineteen years ago) link

seriously though, I can't imagine jerking off to an ilxor. That would make me feel ten kinds of gross for some reason.

― Pears can just fuck right off. (kenan), Thursday, 3 February 2005 07:07 (nineteen years ago) link

In honor of all you unbelievably gorgeous people, I will spare you from pulling a Houston by refraining from posting a pic of myself on this thread.

― Douglas (Douglas), Thursday, 3 February 2005 07:07 (nineteen years ago) link

I jerk off to ILX threads. Y'know, the ones without pictures.

― Andrew (enneff), Thursday, 3 February 2005 07:08 (nineteen years ago) link

We're just friends, ok ILX? I don't want to spoil it.

― Pears can just fuck right off. (kenan), Thursday, 3 February 2005 07:08 (nineteen years ago) link

Aw but Douglas, you're cute!

I'd snog all of you if I could get away with it.

― Trayce (trayce), Thursday, 3 February 2005 07:11 (nineteen years ago) link

In person is a whole different matter, yeah. But in person, I have a girlfriend and I like her a whole lot.

― Pears can just fuck right off. (kenan), Thursday, 3 February 2005 07:12 (nineteen years ago) link

Also, luna babe? I love you, that was a fantastic ripping of new a-hole :D You are my hero.

― Trayce (trayce), Thursday, 3 February 2005 07:13 (nineteen years ago) link

ah....shit...i've got to work out...and...uh...not eat....and....uh...do push-ups and shit...

― Michael Stuchbery (Mikey Bidness), Thursday, 3 February 2005 07:14 (nineteen years ago) link

i don't suppose this counts eh?

http://www.shapeshifting.org/images/spongemsp.gif

― msp (msp), Thursday, 3 February 2005 07:19 (nineteen years ago) link

there i go gettin spongebob in even more trouble...

― msp (msp), Thursday, 3 February 2005 07:21 (nineteen years ago) link

haha that rules!

― Trayce (trayce), Thursday, 3 February 2005 07:25 (nineteen years ago) link

dammit, where's a camera...

― Michael Stuchbery (Mikey Bidness), Thursday, 3 February 2005 07:27 (nineteen years ago) link

Also, luna babe? I love you, that was a fantastic ripping of new a-hole :D You are my hero.

Yeah, that was great stuff. :-)

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 3 February 2005 07:28 (nineteen years ago) link

WHERE IS THE MALE LUNA?

― Casuistry (Chris P), Thursday, 3 February 2005 07:59 (nineteen years ago) link

No offense to Tuomas or any other men in the thread.

― Casuistry (Chris P), Thursday, 3 February 2005 08:00 (nineteen years ago) link

Because I appreciate you all.

― Casuistry (Chris P), Thursday, 3 February 2005 08:01 (nineteen years ago) link

Especially Remy, even though his was a rerun.

― Casuistry (Chris P), Thursday, 3 February 2005 08:02 (nineteen years ago) link

Yeah good point Chris :) More hott men.

― Trayce (trayce), Thursday, 3 February 2005 08:17 (nineteen years ago) link

Yeah.

― Autumn Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 3 February 2005 08:18 (nineteen years ago) link

would if i was :-/

ah....shit...i've got to work out...and...uh...not eat....and....uh...do push-ups and shit...

OTM

― Dr. Z Indahouse (AaronHz), Thursday, 3 February 2005 08:19 (nineteen years ago) link

pulling a houston!

― j blount (papa la bas), Thursday, 3 February 2005 08:24 (nineteen years ago) link

im perhaps extermel;y drunk right now but i'd like to say that i love ilx and the women who pwn it. oh and whilst at a meeting before i saw jessica beil and smiled at her, but she didn't smeil back. wtf

― Riot Gear! (Gear!), Thursday, 3 February 2005 08:48 (nineteen years ago) link

Can the first person who receives a really creepy email from an anonymous perv as a result of this thread please post it up here? Thanks.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Thursday, 3 February 2005 09:16 (nineteen years ago) link

I think ally already did!

― Dr. Z Indahouse (AaronHz), Thursday, 3 February 2005 09:23 (nineteen years ago) link

(For the benefit of Jay and anyone else worried about being Googled, I did actually de-index this thread about 500 posts ago, just after I wrote 'Tom Ewing' thirty times)

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Thursday, 3 February 2005 09:23 (nineteen years ago) link

More hott men.

b-b-b-but this is ILX!

― Matos-Webster Dictionary (M Matos), Thursday, 3 February 2005 09:24 (nineteen years ago) link

More stout men, then.

― Ed (dali), Thursday, 3 February 2005 09:26 (nineteen years ago) link

this may be a threadkiller, but here goes . . . I did Photoshop the t-shirt, otherwise it's just, er, raw . . .

http://photos3.flickr.com/4194846_ee2178baf3.jpg

― Drew Daniel (Drew Daniel), Thursday, 3 February 2005 09:29 (nineteen years ago) link

haha kickass Drew, way better than reposting the Butt mag thing.

― Dr. Z Indahouse (AaronHz), Thursday, 3 February 2005 09:30 (nineteen years ago) link

there we go!

― Matos-Webster Dictionary (M Matos), Thursday, 3 February 2005 09:36 (nineteen years ago) link

Yeah I think Drew's = male luna (as requested above) right there.

― Dr. Z Indahouse (AaronHz), Thursday, 3 February 2005 09:41 (nineteen years ago) link

I'd say it's about the same raunchiness index.

― Andrew (enneff), Thursday, 3 February 2005 09:48 (nineteen years ago) link

Luna rules because she's rockin' the crisp white high heels, all I've got is a gnarly manpouch quasi-jockstrap thing borrowed from a friend (I swear I don't normally wear underwear like that, honest)

― Drew Daniel (Drew Daniel), Thursday, 3 February 2005 09:54 (nineteen years ago) link

Drew needs to lose the t-shirt to really be the male Luna! otherwise well on the way, yes.

― The Lex (The Lex), Thursday, 3 February 2005 10:31 (nineteen years ago) link

You marvellous bastards. I feel dirty since I don't know any of you and never will, but there's the magic of t'internet I suppose. Lots of giggling in my uni computer lab and some....amazingness. Yeah. Cool. (hur hur, Beavis & Butthead stylee...)

― Crackity (Crackity Jones), Thursday, 3 February 2005 12:50 (nineteen years ago) link

It's just occurred to me that although I think Ally's and Luna's gorgeously sexy pics are perhaps my all-time favourite highlights on ILX, this thread would still be my favourite ever even without them, thanks to Caitlin, Trayce, Julia and others (all of whom shouldn't be overshadowed at all), and the generally happy atmosphere, not significantly damaged by the odd arsehole intervening.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Thursday, 3 February 2005 13:38 (nineteen years ago) link

Holy shit I took some nude photos of myself and they're downright offensive.

― Andrew (enneff), Thursday, 3 February 2005 14:11 (nineteen years ago) link

So post them already!

― Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Thursday, 3 February 2005 14:21 (nineteen years ago) link

Sadly, every joke I've tried to construct linking Andrew's cock to white power has completely fallen apart.

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 3 February 2005 14:23 (nineteen years ago) link

maybe his does a sieg heil and yours can do the black power salute?

― teeny (teeny), Thursday, 3 February 2005 14:47 (nineteen years ago) link

OMG AND THEN THE SEXY MUSIC STARTS

― teeny (teeny), Thursday, 3 February 2005 14:47 (nineteen years ago) link

My dick is the blackest part of me.

― Andrew (enneff), Thursday, 3 February 2005 14:49 (nineteen years ago) link

[waiting for rimshot and/or Dan Perry response . . . ]

― Matos-Webster Dictionary (M Matos), Thursday, 3 February 2005 14:57 (nineteen years ago) link

waiting for rimshot

Now that would really make the thread NSFW.

― aldo_cowpat (aldo_cowpat), Thursday, 3 February 2005 15:04 (nineteen years ago) link

Crossing Swords
The Defiant Wangs
Black, White, Red All Over

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 3 February 2005 15:28 (nineteen years ago) link

Waah! None of Trayce's pix will load for me!

― Curious George Rides a Republican (Rock Hardy), Thursday, 3 February 2005 16:30 (nineteen years ago) link

effing hell this thread is massive!!

― Ste (Fuzzy), Thursday, 3 February 2005 16:46 (nineteen years ago) link

Just look at the size of it! etc.

― Leon the Fatboy (Ex Leon), Thursday, 3 February 2005 16:49 (nineteen years ago) link

Drew, that's fantastic.

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 3 February 2005 16:52 (nineteen years ago) link

someone needs to get these to post in

http://www.jinx.com/images/products/389bgPink-Azalea.jpg

― El Janko (JasonD), Thursday, 3 February 2005 18:48 (nineteen years ago) link

There were ILX thongs on sale at one point! Someone must pose wearing a pair! (I would but I don't possess them, nor a camera, you'll be pleased to hear.)

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Thursday, 3 February 2005 18:57 (nineteen years ago) link

This thread has been so … productive. Like for instance I now have an adorable picture of myself in a slip that’s been rendered so-five-minutes-ago by the last couple hundred posts.

― nabisco (nabisco), Thursday, 3 February 2005 20:52 (nineteen years ago) link

One thing does worry me slightly: even more than the regular what do you look like threads, I suspect that there might be people who'd quite like to post who might be put off by not thinking they look hot enough or some such. The thing I like best about this thread is the friendly intimacy, and I'd be sorry if anyone is thinking that way. I mean, on the one hand I understand that, but on the other hand I figure if this unattractive old guy was okay with displaying himself, everyone else should be too. I don't want to pressure anyone at all, but I hope no one is put off by thinking they aren't sexy enough - I hope I'm not alone in that I would like wide participation, and that isn't only about wanting to look at hot pictures. Does this make sense to anyone?

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Thursday, 3 February 2005 21:02 (nineteen years ago) link

I they people might be starting to get put off by your DEADLY SERIOUSNESS about what is, after all, partial nudity.

― Pears can just fuck right off. (kenan), Thursday, 3 February 2005 21:06 (nineteen years ago) link

I mean, show your underwear, don't show your underwear. It's a party, not a project. Nobody really cares.

― Pears can just fuck right off. (kenan), Thursday, 3 February 2005 21:12 (nineteen years ago) link

http://www.mackron.com/random/monopolyboxers.jpg

(these are not paper boxers, just cheap ones.)

― donut christ (donut), Thursday, 3 February 2005 21:15 (nineteen years ago) link

awesome. are there a selection of cards to choose from? I want the one where he wins a beauty pageant.

― Pears can just fuck right off. (kenan), Thursday, 3 February 2005 21:17 (nineteen years ago) link

I think "Community Chest" says it all. I'm content.

― donut christ (donut), Thursday, 3 February 2005 21:20 (nineteen years ago) link

partial nudity.

I'm more nude when I'm swimming in a public pool.

― Autumn Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 3 February 2005 21:24 (nineteen years ago) link

OK, those are great boxers.

― Casuistry (Chris P), Thursday, 3 February 2005 21:26 (nineteen years ago) link

on the one hand, this is about my favourite thread ever; on the other hand I feel for the second time as if I've just been told to fuck off. This time I will.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Thursday, 3 February 2005 21:34 (nineteen years ago) link

Apologies for that - the 'I feel' is the key phrase. It is how I feel, and probably has little to do with what people have and haven't said. I'm probably being the arsehole, you're right, and it is best I bow out. At least until I feel better, maybe. Ignore me.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Thursday, 3 February 2005 21:41 (nineteen years ago) link

Martin you're totally on another level when it comes to open-ness and comfort with one's self on display, in spite of your constant self-dep disclaimers (which i find a bizarre paradox!)...but i'm not sure anyone else here will reach that same level. it's probably only in the last year that i'd actually be in the frame of mind to post a pic of myself and wouldn't have dreamed of doing so prior to that. i'm with you in theory tho...

this thread should be members only (no i don't mean like THAT), for enhanced intimacy.

― Alienus Quam Reproba (blueski), Thursday, 3 February 2005 21:43 (nineteen years ago) link

aw, that's the problem with underwear innit? everyone wants a peek but sometimes there's all these issues inside.

i'd post one but alas, lil chums doesn't have opposable thumbs.

― lolita corpus (lolitacorpus), Thursday, 3 February 2005 21:46 (nineteen years ago) link

You call your bits "lil chums"????????

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 3 February 2005 21:47 (nineteen years ago) link

Awww, don't fret, Martin! I was very much heartened by your postings and pics. For some reason I imagined that you were a kind of overweight bearish guy. Thanks for clearing up the misconception.

I, too, have felt intimidated by all the hot female ilxors. I am pathologically shy to begin with when it comes to my bod.

Anyway, I'm going to post a piccy of my arse in my "I Have Forgiven Jesus" days of the week underwear set I made. My arse is actually not one of my better features. I consider my arse mediocre. I long for a J-Lo or Nina Hartley bubble butt. At least I don't suffer completely from Asian Flat-Arse Syndrome (AFAS pronounced "'alf-ass").

http://www2.gol.com/users/melemail/stuff/moon1.jpg

― Melinda Mess-injure, Thursday, 3 February 2005 21:48 (nineteen years ago) link

Here are some more IHFJ underwear shots (without me wearing them):

http://www2.gol.com/users/melemail/stuff/friday.jpg

http://www2.gol.com/users/melemail/stuff/sundaypants.jpg

― Melinda Mess-injure, Thursday, 3 February 2005 21:52 (nineteen years ago) link

I really don't want this to turn into another one of thos perennial ILE threads, it's fine at the moment but could well turn into a magnet for all sorts of mentalism and the long-term effect on ILE could be significant.

This "intimacy" is a complete myth. There may be only a smallish number of people posting here but there are hundreds of people lurking and I'm not hugely comfortable with that (but hey, there's not my pants, or lack of them).

Incidentally, am I alone in thinking there's something of the Pulp record sleeve in that Luna pic?

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Thursday, 3 February 2005 21:54 (nineteen years ago) link

Morrissey and women's bottoms, together at last.

― Autumn Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 3 February 2005 21:56 (nineteen years ago) link

Awww, don't fret, Martin! I was very much heartened by your postings and pics. For some reason I imagined that you were a kind of overweight bearish guy. Thanks for clearing up the misconception.

I know you meant well, but I think you could have phrased this better. What's wrong with being an overweight bearish guy?

― donut christ (donut), Thursday, 3 February 2005 21:59 (nineteen years ago) link

i do think of Martin as bearish, fwiw

― Alienus Quam Reproba (blueski), Thursday, 3 February 2005 22:01 (nineteen years ago) link

ha! great pic!

i haven't posted my photo cause i'm lazy essentially... which is nonsense really considering the time i spend on ilx, etc.

― msp (msp), Thursday, 3 February 2005 22:02 (nineteen years ago) link

xpost to stevem: As do my friends think of me as well. Is there something I'm missing? Should I be ashamed? Because I'm not.

― donut christ (donut), Thursday, 3 February 2005 22:03 (nineteen years ago) link

not being accusatory, just being rhetorical.

― donut christ (donut), Thursday, 3 February 2005 22:04 (nineteen years ago) link

(x-post)

Nothing wrong with being an overweight bearish guy, only that image didn't really fit Martin IMHO. I think I was confusing Martin with another ilxor (someone I imagine as bear), and my mistake irked me. Hence, I was glad to be corrected.

-----------------
You haven't seen the front of the underwear --
http://www2.gol.com/users/melemail/stuff/crotchshot1.jpg

On each panty front crotch in an inverted triangle I put some Moz quote like "Such a little thing makes such a big difference", "I keep mine hidden", "I recognise that mystical air", "I always thought my genitals were the result of some crude practical joke."

So Adam, do you think I'm a smart-arse?

― Melinda Mess-injure, Thursday, 3 February 2005 22:05 (nineteen years ago) link

Who are you?

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 3 February 2005 22:09 (nineteen years ago) link

nah, bearish can be good. depending on the person, like, well, anything.

― JuliaA (j_bdules), Thursday, 3 February 2005 22:11 (nineteen years ago) link

Melinda, those are fabulous, and I want them. Also, you have a great ass.

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 3 February 2005 22:15 (nineteen years ago) link

(x-post to jaymc)
*in a Robert DiNiro taxi driver manner*
Are you talkin' to me? Are ya?

I lurk mostly because I don't have enough time to keep up with ilx. I've made a few posts here and there, obviously not enough to be recognised except by those who've met me off-list at a LA fap. I found out about ILX from Ned. You do know who Ned is, don't you?

I don't live in L.A. right now, but I visit occasionally. I'm living near Tokyo at the moment.

― Melinda Mess-injure, Thursday, 3 February 2005 22:15 (nineteen years ago) link

Okay! Sorry to be brusque, it just seemed weird that a lurker would post on this thread.

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 3 February 2005 22:19 (nineteen years ago) link

I think we should have a new thread where we all try to duplicate Luna's shot in as many details as possible.

― nabisco (nabisco), Thursday, 3 February 2005 22:19 (nineteen years ago) link

um, i could pose with a book. i dunno about being daring enough for the rest of it.

melinda's not a lurker, i've seen her posts here and there...

― JuliaA (j_bdules), Thursday, 3 February 2005 22:22 (nineteen years ago) link

So Adam, do you think I'm a smart-arse?

Um... no.

― Autumn Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 3 February 2005 22:22 (nineteen years ago) link

Is this the most popular thread ILM has had?

If it is, then we should definitely all get excited enough about another one. I'm not so sure how much I like the implications of this thread being our defining moment.

― Mickey (modestmickey), Thursday, 3 February 2005 22:28 (nineteen years ago) link

Thanks, Luna! That compliment coming from such a hottie as yourself made my day!

You can make your own IHFJ days of the week underwear set by downloading the Werd document from my site and printer them out reversed (most newer printers support this t-shirt transfer function) onto iron-on transfer paper.

http://www2.gol.com/users/melemail/stuff/jebus.doc

You also need the font for Georgia script (for EDILS) and the Morrissey handwriting font -- available at
http://www.oz.net/~moz/newmoz.zip

My Monday-Saturday panties were cotton blends, but I used a silk charmeuse for Sunday and it worked beautifully.

― Melinda Mess-injure, Thursday, 3 February 2005 22:28 (nineteen years ago) link

Modest Mickey, most popular thread in ILX history, I believe, is still Dave Matthews Band : Name Your Reasons Why They Are So Bad & Hated., with nearly 2000 posts.

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 3 February 2005 22:49 (nineteen years ago) link

what about the naz vs jayz threads, i know those were broken up over time, but they were a community in themselves.

― Jeff-PTTL (Jeff), Thursday, 3 February 2005 22:50 (nineteen years ago) link

donut christ: not at all! bears are fantastic!

― Alienus Quam Reproba (blueski), Thursday, 3 February 2005 23:15 (nineteen years ago) link

http://www.oz.net/~carebear/TwoFriends2.JPG

― donut christ (donut), Thursday, 3 February 2005 23:26 (nineteen years ago) link

WTF are they eating? Andy Warhol would be disgusted... or turned on. I dunno.

― donut christ (donut), Thursday, 3 February 2005 23:27 (nineteen years ago) link

Nabisco and Msp, if you're gone to the trouble of getting a photo of yourself in your underwear, I think everyone on this thread would love to see them. Pretty please.

I really don't want this to turn into another one of thos perennial ILE threads, it's fine at the moment but could well turn into a magnet for all sorts of mentalism and the long-term effect on ILE could be significant.

This "intimacy" is a complete myth. There may be only a smallish number of people posting here but there are hundreds of people lurking and I'm not hugely comfortable with that (but hey, there's not my pants, or lack of them).

I think your putting too much into it. It's just shots of people in their underwear; most folks are in their underwear every day. I don't thinks there's much fear of any damage being caused. I mean, on other threads people make deep psychological confessions, surely that makes them more vulnerable than a couple of shots where you can see their belly buttons, especially since they themselves chose to put those pics here.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Thursday, 3 February 2005 23:31 (nineteen years ago) link

there is a level of intimacy here, tho it could also be considered METACLIQUEDOOM - oh well

― Alienus Quam Reproba (blueski), Thursday, 3 February 2005 23:32 (nineteen years ago) link

less bear antics more bare antics

― Autumn Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 3 February 2005 23:33 (nineteen years ago) link

Modest Mickey, most popular thread in ILX history, I believe, is still Dave Matthews Band : Name Your Reasons Why They Are So Bad & Hated., with nearly 2000 posts.

-- jaymc (jmcunnin...) (webmail), February 3rd, 2005. (tracklink)

I feel much more comfortable with this board now. Phew.

― Mickey (modestmickey), Thursday, 3 February 2005 23:35 (nineteen years ago) link

haha dan. lil chums is my cat. the only one with a good enough view of me in my underwear. he's crap at photo composition though. that and the no opposable thumbs thing.

as for chum (chm) n. Bait usually consisting of oily fish ground up and scattered on the water.
no i wouldn't use that wording either.

― lolita corpus (lolitacorpus), Thursday, 3 February 2005 23:46 (nineteen years ago) link

this was thread was so much fun--why the party crashing?

― jay blanchard (jay blanchard), Thursday, 3 February 2005 23:48 (nineteen years ago) link

less crap more bap

― Autumn Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 3 February 2005 23:49 (nineteen years ago) link

less hack more crack

― Alienus Quam Reproba (blueski), Thursday, 3 February 2005 23:50 (nineteen years ago) link

less talk more nork

― Autumn Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 3 February 2005 23:52 (nineteen years ago) link

http://jupiter.walagata.com/w/mookieproof/fauxdonis.jpg
the light coming from my belly is startling

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Thursday, 3 February 2005 23:55 (nineteen years ago) link

woo hoo! I like it.

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 3 February 2005 23:59 (nineteen years ago) link

luna has now made my day two days in a row

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Friday, 4 February 2005 00:03 (nineteen years ago) link

SHOW US YOUR UNDERPANTS!

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 4 February 2005 00:03 (nineteen years ago) link

aww mookie, you sweet thing. truthfully, you're just the type of guy I like to ... cuddle with.

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 4 February 2005 00:04 (nineteen years ago) link

I like how Tuomas is all "What? It's just underwear!", completely ignoring the possibility that someone is probably Photoshopping a vulva onto his legspread shot and preparing to charge people (men) %4.95/month for the privilege of downloading it.

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 4 February 2005 00:07 (nineteen years ago) link

It looks like Mookie might be the second coming of Christ.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Friday, 4 February 2005 00:09 (nineteen years ago) link

Mookieproof is Starman!

― donut christ (donut), Friday, 4 February 2005 00:10 (nineteen years ago) link

http://www.newchico076.supereva.it/IMMAGINI/PREFERITI/STREET%20FIGHTER%202%20C.E/2.jpg

mookieproof, yesterday

― Alienus Quam Reproba (blueski), Friday, 4 February 2005 00:17 (nineteen years ago) link

SHORYUKEN!

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 4 February 2005 00:18 (nineteen years ago) link

I like how Tuomas is all "What? It's just underwear!", completely ignoring the possibility that someone is probably Photoshopping a vulva onto his legspread shot and preparing to charge people (men) %4.95/month for the privilege of downloading it.

That's you, isn't it, Dan. You can admit it to us.

― beanz (beanz), Friday, 4 February 2005 00:19 (nineteen years ago) link

http://www.4bitterguys.com/adam/Tuomas009.jpg

― Autumn Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Friday, 4 February 2005 00:21 (nineteen years ago) link

i suddenly have an incredible urge to go out and buy a Swedish estate car

― Alienus Quam Reproba (blueski), Friday, 4 February 2005 00:24 (nineteen years ago) link

it should really be Saab for Tuomas tho right?

― Alienus Quam Reproba (blueski), Friday, 4 February 2005 00:25 (nineteen years ago) link

Mookieproof looks so sad with his mystical powers of ball lightning. :(

― donut christ (donut), Friday, 4 February 2005 00:26 (nineteen years ago) link

I like how Tuomas is all "What? It's just underwear!", completely ignoring the possibility that someone is probably Photoshopping a vulva onto his legspread shot and preparing to charge people (men) %4.95/month for the privilege of downloading it.

Haha, Dan

Luna, you are magnificent.

― Penelope_111 (Penelope_111), Friday, 4 February 2005 00:26 (nineteen years ago) link

Penelope, I kiss you.

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 4 February 2005 00:37 (nineteen years ago) link

"ball lighting" ha ha ha

― Allyzay Dallas Multi-Pass (allyzay), Friday, 4 February 2005 01:14 (nineteen years ago) link

You know, I wonder how s1ocki feels. Not ONE person with an ILX thong! (I feel like correcting this, and buying an ILX thong now)

― donut christ (donut), Friday, 4 February 2005 01:19 (nineteen years ago) link

Tuomas looks totally different without glasses.

― Casuistry (Chris P), Friday, 4 February 2005 01:21 (nineteen years ago) link

Just purchased an ilx thong.

thank you, s1ocki!

― donut christ (donut), Friday, 4 February 2005 01:36 (nineteen years ago) link

(PH3333333AAAAAARRR!)

― donut christ (donut), Friday, 4 February 2005 01:47 (nineteen years ago) link

eh, what the hell...you only live once--

http://homepage.mac.com/solahfilms/PhotoAlbum19.html

I'm thinking about using these for my "director bio" shots....my girlfriend is going to kill me.

― notjayb, Friday, 4 February 2005 03:11 (nineteen years ago) link

Butt! Oh, and how!

― Pears can just fuck right off. (kenan), Friday, 4 February 2005 03:15 (nineteen years ago) link

Seriously, dude -- that's a porno butt.

― Pears can just fuck right off. (kenan), Friday, 4 February 2005 03:16 (nineteen years ago) link

i, sad pyrotechnic jesus, salute you

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Friday, 4 February 2005 03:17 (nineteen years ago) link

Phwoar!

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 4 February 2005 03:24 (nineteen years ago) link

a subtle homage to jimmy stewart in rear window, classy.

― teeny (teeny), Friday, 4 February 2005 03:26 (nineteen years ago) link

And Peter North in Rear Admiral.

― Pears can just fuck right off. (kenan), Friday, 4 February 2005 03:28 (nineteen years ago) link

hahahahahaha!

that was so awesome dude

― Allyzay Dallas Multi-Pass (allyzay), Friday, 4 February 2005 03:28 (nineteen years ago) link

i do what i can, Ally. after your lovely pic, it was the least i could do :)

― yeahthatwasme, Friday, 4 February 2005 03:31 (nineteen years ago) link

We have male luna sign.

― donut christ (donut), Friday, 4 February 2005 03:31 (nineteen years ago) link

Just purchased an ilx thong.
thank you, s1ocki!

I actually have to take the blame for this. But donut, I put the thong up there as a JOKE, I never thought anyone would actually buy the thing. If you wear it and post a picture of yourself in it, I'll send you a prize.

― Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Friday, 4 February 2005 03:32 (nineteen years ago) link

I showed this thread to my bro and he wanted to get involved!

Here he is:

http://www.benrik.co.uk/content/files/upload/1793_1105670545_70133.jpg

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Friday, 4 February 2005 03:37 (nineteen years ago) link

Hahaha He's cute!

― kate/papa november (papa november), Friday, 4 February 2005 03:39 (nineteen years ago) link

heh. tell him i would like to "get involved" with him. cuet!

xpost

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Friday, 4 February 2005 03:39 (nineteen years ago) link

one more for the bro-lovahhs:

http://www.benrik.co.uk/content/files/upload/1793_1105717086_56005.jpg

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Friday, 4 February 2005 03:39 (nineteen years ago) link

He's a jubilant chap.

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Friday, 4 February 2005 03:40 (nineteen years ago) link

GREAT SOCKS

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Friday, 4 February 2005 03:41 (nineteen years ago) link

mook, you are totally weird

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Friday, 4 February 2005 03:42 (nineteen years ago) link

he looks like great fun!

― gem (trisk), Friday, 4 February 2005 03:42 (nineteen years ago) link

Undies a bit baggy though. I wanna see tha goods!

― kate/papa november (papa november), Friday, 4 February 2005 03:43 (nineteen years ago) link

This is him at his dayjob entertaining Jewish children.

http://www.benrik.co.uk/content/files/upload/1793_1107397118_88847.jpg

Anyone wants his phone number gmail me.

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Friday, 4 February 2005 03:44 (nineteen years ago) link

he looks good in outerwear too!

― gem (trisk), Friday, 4 February 2005 03:45 (nineteen years ago) link

sadly, this thread has a lot of catching up to do with that one undies web-site for straight edgers.

― donut christ (donut), Friday, 4 February 2005 03:45 (nineteen years ago) link

what site is that?

― jay blanchard (jay blanchard), Friday, 4 February 2005 03:49 (nineteen years ago) link

mook, you are totally weird

haha! not by the standards of this place/thread, i don't think

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Friday, 4 February 2005 03:50 (nineteen years ago) link

Jay B: www.onlyundiesclub.com

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 4 February 2005 03:51 (nineteen years ago) link

oh i made one of those composites once. it looked pretty close to my body, minus the flabbiness.

i guess im OK looking in my underwear. actually, i like my underwear a whole lot. i tend to buy really nice pairs. ive even made some of my own!

hooray for underwear!

― maria tessa sciarrino (theoreticalgirl), Friday, 4 February 2005 03:53 (nineteen years ago) link

pic plz

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Friday, 4 February 2005 03:53 (nineteen years ago) link

that's pretty nice, but I'm still not going to dump out all of my Guinness.

― jay blanchard (jay blanchard), Friday, 4 February 2005 03:55 (nineteen years ago) link

sorry, that was about the straight edge undies site

― jay blanchard (jay blanchard), Friday, 4 February 2005 03:55 (nineteen years ago) link

Those photos of Roxy's bro remind me of the older brother in Slums of Beverly Hills.

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 4 February 2005 03:57 (nineteen years ago) link

this thread >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> straight edge undies site

― Autumn Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Friday, 4 February 2005 04:02 (nineteen years ago) link

roffle "luck be a lady"

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Friday, 4 February 2005 05:15 (nineteen years ago) link

is your brother playing "Hey Ya"?

― Riot Gear! (Gear!), Friday, 4 February 2005 05:17 (nineteen years ago) link

teh ladies of ilx be smokin'

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Friday, 4 February 2005 05:30 (nineteen years ago) link

HOTT

― Allyzay Dallas Multi-Pass (allyzay), Friday, 4 February 2005 06:54 (nineteen years ago) link

Drew Daniel is pretty muscular for an IDM guy.

― Lingbertt, Friday, 4 February 2005 07:09 (nineteen years ago) link

man. i suddenly feel a big hole in my soul knowing there's an electric six show 20 min. away and half over that i'm missing.

― lolita corpus (lolitacorpus), Friday, 4 February 2005 07:12 (nineteen years ago) link

dude i'd kill to see the E6 again

Future Is In The Future is like the best song I've heard in a while, their new album seems fantastic.

― Allyzay Dallas Multi-Pass (allyzay), Friday, 4 February 2005 07:28 (nineteen years ago) link

uhh, I could post a pitcer but don't know if this will work...

http://model.mvm.com/compositor?G%1CM%40OB%5BNR%07QQ%1C%0EVVV%0ELWL%0EQ%40BJ%40FDR%0EQNQTM%40UHNOR%0E%07QF%1C%0EVVV%0ELWL%0EQ%40BJ%40FDR%0EF%40SLDOUR%0ELWLINLD%0ELWLINLD%07H%1C%0EVVV%0ELWL%0EQSNKDBUR%0ELWLINLD%0ERHUD%0EIUENBR%0EHL%40FDR%0EGNOE%7EBI%40ODM%7EONHS%0FUF%40%07HQ%1C%0El%0E%14%0F%11%0F%10%0EGMNNSRI%40ENV%0EHL%40FDR%0EGRI%40%7El%7El%7E%10%7Erqs%7E%10%7E%10%7E%10%16%18%7E%15%11%11%0FQHB%07HQ%1C%0El%0E%14%0F%11%0F%10%0ECNEX%0EHL%40FDR%0ECNEX%7El%7El%7Erqs%7Eoj%13%7Erb%11%12%7Ecss%7Egu%10%7E%60q%10%7Emh%11%12%7E%10%7E%10%7E%10%16%18%7E%15%11%11%0FQHB%07HQ%1C%0El%0E%14%0F%11%0F%10%0EID%40E%0EHL%40FDR%0EID%40E%7El%7El%7E%60r%11%10%7Erb%11%12%7E%60f%13%11%7Edx%60%7Eonr%7Emqc%7Eoj%13%7Emh%11%12%7E%10%7E%10%7E%10%16%18%7E%15%11%11%0FQHB%07HQ%1C%0El%0E%14%0F%11%0F%10%0ECD%40SE%0EHL%40FDR%0ECD%40SE%7El%7El%7Ecr%11%10%7E%60r%11%10%7E%60f%13%11%7Eoj%13%7Emqc%7Ecb%11%14%7Emh%11%12%7E%10%7E%10%7E%10%16%18%7E%15%11%11%0FQHB%07HF%1C%0E%0EF%40SLDOUR%0E%13%12%11%13%11%11%10%0EF%40SL%7E%13%12%11%13%11%11%10%7E%10%7E%18%18%7Erqs%7E%10%7E%10%7E%10%16%18%7E%15%11%11%0FQHB%07HQ%1C%0El%0E%14%0F%11%0F%10%0EI%40HS%0EHL%40FDR%0EI%40HS%7El%7El%7Eir%12%18%7Eib%11%14%7E%60r%11%10%7E%60f%13%11%7Eoj%13%7Emh%11%12%7E%10%7E%10%7E%10%16%18%7E%15%11%11%0FQHB%07I%1C%15%11%11%07V%1C%10%16%18?

― -rainbow bum- (-rainbow bum-), Friday, 4 February 2005 07:39 (nineteen years ago) link

oh good, it did.

― -rainbow bum- (-rainbow bum-), Friday, 4 February 2005 07:40 (nineteen years ago) link

Your bum looks pretty grey in that picture.

― kate/papa november (papa november), Friday, 4 February 2005 08:22 (nineteen years ago) link

haha kate

― gem (trisk), Friday, 4 February 2005 08:26 (nineteen years ago) link

Haha, this thread keeps getting better and better, now that we have people's *brothers* posing as well. Countdown to the first pic showing an ILXor with her whole family, all of them wearing nothing but whipped cream.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Friday, 4 February 2005 08:53 (nineteen years ago) link

ok, i would post a pic of me in my underwear, but i without clothes i look like i just got out of a gulag, and thats not pretty. im thinking about going to gym but i dont like to lift things.

― phil-two (phil-two), Friday, 4 February 2005 09:06 (nineteen years ago) link

Just do it, Phil, sheesh!

― Casuistry (Chris P), Friday, 4 February 2005 10:17 (nineteen years ago) link

Gyms ain't just for lifting. You could do some hardcore cardio phil.

― kate/papa november (papa november), Friday, 4 February 2005 10:23 (nineteen years ago) link

without clothes i look like i just got out of a gulag

CLASSIC!! Me too, by the way. And I still kiss you all. Roxymuzak, your brother simultaneously rules and disturbs me.

― Crackity (Crackity Jones), Friday, 4 February 2005 11:32 (nineteen years ago) link

i am late to this thread but adam: its 8AM here and you've opened my eyes in a very pleasant way.

― maria tessa sciarrino (theoreticalgirl), Friday, 4 February 2005 13:08 (nineteen years ago) link

roxy, your brother is adorable - I especially like the scarf.

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 4 February 2005 17:13 (nineteen years ago) link

IN
CREDIBLE

i think all the pix from here on out should duplicate luna's pose. and i bought some boxer briefs recently that i'm all excited about. jesus i'm seriously considering going out and buying a digital camera this evening. either i'm losing it, or, no i'm losing it. why are you a suicide girl?

― f--gg (gcannon), Friday, 4 February 2005 18:08 (nineteen years ago) link

er i need to take back the suggestion that people who posted pix of theyselves here have lost it. you got it, bab(ies)

― f--gg (gcannon), Friday, 4 February 2005 18:55 (nineteen years ago) link

Thanks to Melinda for a) the closest thing to a compliment that I have had on my pic (that I don't look like an overweight bear), and b) for the lovely pic of your arse!

Steve, my insecurity vs displaying my body. I have an enormous list of major insecurities, made worse by my depression. They include my body, in various ways. However, I actually think I look worse in clothes than out of them. I suspect that some ILXers who have met me might accept that my body looks in better shape naked than you might expect. The only think I am showing there that I wouldn't at a beach or swimming pool is my dick. It's a pretty ordinary one. It's obviously flaccid there, but ordinary in size and nothing to be either proud of or embarrassed by, and I'm not. It's just a dick, and showing it seems pretty inconsequential to me. Maybe if I were young and hot I'd be more concerned with attracting the wrong kind of attention, but I am neither and won't (see the closest thing to a compliment, above).

I am disappointed that Jay's pics won't load for me. And I would love Maria to post pics here, of course.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Friday, 4 February 2005 19:00 (nineteen years ago) link

sorry, took the pics down. I'll repost them if this thread rejuvenates itself.

― jay blanchard (jay blanchard), Friday, 4 February 2005 22:39 (nineteen years ago) link

It's just a dick, and showing it seems pretty inconsequential to me.

Then shut up about it. Jeez, you can be creepy sometimes.

― logged out, but this needed to be said, Friday, 4 February 2005 22:42 (nineteen years ago) link

I apologise to anyone who is creeped out by me - except you, that is. If you're going to have a go, have some guts to go with it.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Friday, 4 February 2005 22:46 (nineteen years ago) link

Nobody's gonna post any more pics if you keep asking for them.

― Dr. Z Indahouse (AaronHz), Friday, 4 February 2005 22:49 (nineteen years ago) link

come on people--less bickering & more picking up cameras & shakin' what your momma gave ya.

― jay blanchard (jay blanchard), Friday, 4 February 2005 22:53 (nineteen years ago) link

Shake it, bitches!

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 4 February 2005 23:25 (nineteen years ago) link

yes, listen to my booty sister! or should i say "boo-tay"....

― jay blanchard (jay blanchard), Friday, 4 February 2005 23:33 (nineteen years ago) link

oh honey, after seeing it in pictures last night, I'm hearin' it...

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 4 February 2005 23:34 (nineteen years ago) link

I need a digicam, and I'll be brave enuff.

― Remy (x Jeremy), Friday, 4 February 2005 23:44 (nineteen years ago) link

all I've got is a gnarly manpouch quasi-jockstrap thing borrowed from a friend

i wish my friends lent me their used underwear

― phil-two (phil-two), Friday, 4 February 2005 23:52 (nineteen years ago) link

I need a digicam, and I'll be brave enuff.

My first thought was, 'well, I can borrow one... hmmm, this would be a terrible, terrible FAP.'

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 4 February 2005 23:53 (nineteen years ago) link

Something like a zillion years ago I asked;

why has no one hijacked this yet?

This was sort of what I had in mind, it really was just a matter of time wasn't it...?

― elwisty (elwisty), Saturday, 5 February 2005 00:11 (nineteen years ago) link

Well, since this thread has carried on quite happily without anyone showing any inclination to speak in my defence, that seems likely to mean that at least some people are inclined to agree with Aaron. In which case, I will remove myself, and permanently this time. I've loved this thread and its prevalent atmosphere, and I'm really sorry if I have soured it for anyone.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Saturday, 5 February 2005 00:29 (nineteen years ago) link

Martin, as I've said in email, I don't think that thinking you're being creepy is a common opinion. I could be wrong, sure, but it doesn't matter. Don't let something as silly as this get to you. I'm relatively certain that all anyone meant is that you're just coming off as much more serious about it than any of the rest of us are. It really doesn't mean anything at all.

― luna (luna.c), Saturday, 5 February 2005 00:34 (nineteen years ago) link

There was an attempt to hi-jack the thread by a certain somebody, but luna gave a major smackdown, and that was that. (I tried to distract the hijack by a pic flood, but Andrew deleted my posts and decided to confront the hujacker directly. I don't blame Andrew, nor am I upset at all about that.. but if a section above seems to be confusing somewhat, that's why.)

― donut christ (donut), Saturday, 5 February 2005 00:37 (nineteen years ago) link

also, my ILX thong is on its way. Post your undie pics now, before I guarantee a thread kill with my thong pics (and I get whatever prize Sean offered to send... get the postage ready, BOY!)

― donut christ (donut), Saturday, 5 February 2005 00:38 (nineteen years ago) link

I'm ready and waiting for the pics, dc.

― luna (luna.c), Saturday, 5 February 2005 00:39 (nineteen years ago) link

opps i only meant hijack in the sense of virtual models leaving and real people coming in, no judgements moral or otherwise intended

― elwisty (elwisty), Saturday, 5 February 2005 00:45 (nineteen years ago) link

Is everybody playing the "I'll do it if you will, but I don't want to be the threadkilling picture" game again? Tell you what: if five people email me privately and say they're willing to post their pictures, I'll let them all know & set a time when they can all post them at once.

Although perhaps at some point this thread should move to a Pt. 2, since it's now becoming rather a burden to load.

― Douglas (Douglas), Saturday, 5 February 2005 00:55 (nineteen years ago) link

hey donut but we've already seen your dick you know!

granted it was pretty disembodied and all that, I'm sure the surrounding context will be much more satisfying. You have a bit of a belly right? I love bellies.

― teeny (teeny), Saturday, 5 February 2005 01:03 (nineteen years ago) link

Me too!

― luna (luna.c), Saturday, 5 February 2005 01:04 (nineteen years ago) link

I know you guys saw that, and the bozers above... but this is an ILX THONG!

― donut christ (donut), Saturday, 5 February 2005 01:07 (nineteen years ago) link

haha, boxers...

"Boze off, eh?"

― donut christ (donut), Saturday, 5 February 2005 01:07 (nineteen years ago) link

(Douglas, change your settings to only show the last 50 answers. It'll make your ILX life that much sweeter!)

― Casuistry (Chris P), Saturday, 5 February 2005 02:02 (nineteen years ago) link

Nobody's gonna post any more pics if you keep asking for them.

Fuck Aaron I hope that was some kind of general comment and not aimed at Martin, otherwise thats horrible and I'm disapointed in you *frown*.

― Trayce (trayce), Saturday, 5 February 2005 02:15 (nineteen years ago) link

Also - Jer, I for one would love to see you in yr boxers =)

― Trayce (trayce), Saturday, 5 February 2005 02:16 (nineteen years ago) link

Martin, FWIW you haven't creeped me out and luna OTM.

― Andrew (enneff), Saturday, 5 February 2005 02:33 (nineteen years ago) link

the only thing on ILX that's creeped me out lately is your bedroom looking exactly like mine.

― Riot Gear! (Gear!), Saturday, 5 February 2005 02:36 (nineteen years ago) link

Hey Martin,

I'm kind of late to comment about this but what you did took some balls (excuse the pun) I personally, despite being very suprised, thought it was way cool that you went above and beyond the call of duty. I'd like to see more ilx wang, but can anyone top your effort? I think not! You will always be the original.

― kate/papa november (papa november), Saturday, 5 February 2005 02:37 (nineteen years ago) link

I WAS TEASING! ;-/

― Dr. Z Indahouse (AaronHz), Saturday, 5 February 2005 02:46 (nineteen years ago) link

I dont think Martin thought it was funny and I dont blame him :(

― Trayce (trayce), Saturday, 5 February 2005 02:52 (nineteen years ago) link

Alright then, if there's a problem IM me.

I'm relatively certain that all anyone meant is that you're just coming off as much more serious about it than any of the rest of us are. It really doesn't mean anything at all.

I mean exactly that, FWIW.

― Dr. Z Indahouse (AaronHz), Saturday, 5 February 2005 02:55 (nineteen years ago) link

Aaron its cool, im not pissed at you or anything! :)

― Trayce (trayce), Saturday, 5 February 2005 02:59 (nineteen years ago) link

If it makes Martin feel any better, I am perfectly happy to divulge the name of his anonymous attacker. I don't believe that offering anonymity to posters launching direct attacks at other posters should be tolerated.

It was fairly obvious from the very start that this thread was going to get nasty, or encourage creepiness, nastiness or cattiness and bingo, look what's happened. Anyone who thought any different either has too much faith in humanity or has never been on the Internet.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Saturday, 5 February 2005 03:26 (nineteen years ago) link

(PS Martin roxx u r all breeders)

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Saturday, 5 February 2005 03:28 (nineteen years ago) link

That's a threat up there, and I'm not going to do anything unless Andrew approves it. But regulars launching anonymous attacks on other regulars is frankly very dickish indeed and really something this community could do without.

End of self-righteous babble.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Saturday, 5 February 2005 03:39 (nineteen years ago) link

*sigh* well it was fun while it lasted.

― Trayce (trayce), Saturday, 5 February 2005 03:55 (nineteen years ago) link

But regulars launching anonymous attacks on other regulars is frankly very dickish indeed

yes, and I thought badly of myself for that long before I read your post. I thought soon afterwards that I was overreacting, and must have known I was overreacting since I logged out to do it. I'm sorry, Martin.

But yeah, I think you were being a little creepy, esp. with insisting that it was no big deal cause if someone unattractive like you can do it then anyone can (the self-deprication is unnecessary, too), but then asking specific people to strip down, which of course says that you would prefer to see these people and maybe not these other people in their underwear, which rather goes against your original argument, and personalizes that whole thing in a way that made me feel uncomfortable on behalf of others. That's not my job, and I should have found a way to be nice about it at any rate. Anyway, yeah... logging out was a bad idea.

― Pears can just fuck right off. (kenan), Saturday, 5 February 2005 07:04 (nineteen years ago) link

I bet it was Kenan.

― jaymc (jaymc), Saturday, 5 February 2005 07:06 (nineteen years ago) link

Pears can just log right off?

― Dr. Z Indahouse (AaronHz), Saturday, 5 February 2005 07:07 (nineteen years ago) link

hm.

― Pears can just fuck right off. (kenan), Saturday, 5 February 2005 07:08 (nineteen years ago) link

you may commence to throwing the rotten tomatoes now.

― Pears can just fuck right off. (kenan), Saturday, 5 February 2005 07:09 (nineteen years ago) link

JUST DAYS BEFORE MY EYE ELL EXXX THOOOOOOONG ARRIVES MUAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAH! All Y'ALL WILL BE FILLED WITH FI-YAH *AND* DEZ-IYAH!

</Rick James>

― donut christ (donut), Saturday, 5 February 2005 08:03 (nineteen years ago) link

I'll post a nudie or something when I find my digicam. I haven't any shame, sistahs and brutters.

― Remy (x Jeremy), Saturday, 5 February 2005 09:38 (nineteen years ago) link

I said I wouldn't post more here, but two things: firstly sorry to Aaron, but I assumed your post after the anonymous one was saying it had been you - my first guess had been that it was Kenan.

Secondly, the reason I specifically addressed Maria was that she had talked about posting pics here but seemed unsure. I haven't been just picking names of people I'd like to see in their underwear.

Thanks for the kind words (also by email), but I'm off again now.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Saturday, 5 February 2005 10:41 (nineteen years ago) link

Oh dear. It's a shame this had to occur. FWIW this thread has been alternately silly, engrossing and massively entertaining. Enormous props to anyone who posted a picture of themselves. I would y'know, but hey, this thread has jumped the shark well and truly. Also, no digital camera. Maybe for the ineivitable revive.

― Matt (Matt), Saturday, 5 February 2005 15:17 (nineteen years ago) link

Hey, Martin! I didn't mean to damn with faint praise. I'm probably going to just end up sticking my foot in my mouth (nothing wrong with kind of overweight bears -- I'd be one if I were male and very hairy)...but I want to echo all the props given to you for posting yer piccy. I'm too cowardly to post a nude shot of myself, so I admired what you did.

― Melinda Mess-injure, Saturday, 5 February 2005 16:46 (nineteen years ago) link

http://www.dribbleglass.com/subpages/strange/phallic.jpg

― Riot Gear! (Gear!), Saturday, 5 February 2005 16:58 (nineteen years ago) link

http://x51.org/x/images/phallic_fruit2.jpg

― Riot Gear! (Gear!), Saturday, 5 February 2005 16:59 (nineteen years ago) link

(I seem to keep coming back despite what I said; but only to answer comments to me...) Melinda, what you said was the nicest thing anyone said about my pic! I didn't take it as damning at all. And there are many good reasons not to post a nude pic of yourself on the internet beyond cowardice! (Also, your arse does not at all suggest you are remotely overweight, if that's what you are saying.)

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Saturday, 5 February 2005 16:59 (nineteen years ago) link

http://www.gothamist.com/images/2004_02_manh.jpg

― Riot Gear! (Gear!), Saturday, 5 February 2005 17:00 (nineteen years ago) link

http://www.libraries.wvu.edu/exhibits/asimov/rare/foundationanda.jpg

― Riot Gear! (Gear!), Saturday, 5 February 2005 17:01 (nineteen years ago) link

http://www.texaschapbookpress.com/magellanslog74/bushmi1.jpg

― Riot Gear! (Gear!), Saturday, 5 February 2005 17:05 (nineteen years ago) link

― Curious George Rides a Republican (Rock Hardy), Saturday, 5 February 2005 17:06 (nineteen years ago) link

It's probably going to anti-climatic to post compositor models now, but here's mine (because I'm too cowardly to post real pics of myself other than of my cowardly arse).

http://www2.gol.com/users/melemail/stuff/compositor1.jpg

It's an amazing likeness except that the skintone is way too dark, the haircut is wrong, my arms and shoulders are much bigger, my waist is more defined/smaller, and my hips and thighs are not as chunky as this model's. Hah!

― Melinda Mess-injure, Saturday, 5 February 2005 17:07 (nineteen years ago) link

http://nrcc.org/distmap/states/statemaps/florida.gif

― Snappy (sexyDancer), Saturday, 5 February 2005 17:08 (nineteen years ago) link

Did one of these links lead to a topless Ally? I feel raped.

U guys got more balls than me. Nudity and underwear - ILX is officiall batshit. Glad Ned's not posted anything tho.

― C-Man (C-Man), Saturday, 5 February 2005 18:52 (nineteen years ago) link

it's saturday night & this thread hasn't had a single update.

the ILE underwear thread is officially dead.

― jay blanchard (jay blanchard), Sunday, 6 February 2005 04:39 (nineteen years ago) link

so you think

― donut christ (donut), Sunday, 6 February 2005 05:03 (nineteen years ago) link

It keeps getting drastically shorter. What's getting removed?

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Sunday, 6 February 2005 15:11 (nineteen years ago) link

Did one of these links lead to a topless Ally? I feel raped.

Nice try, dude.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 6 February 2005 15:50 (nineteen years ago) link

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v356/kenjuggle3/pants.jpg

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 11 February 2005 22:42 (nineteen years ago) link

REVIVE

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 11 February 2005 22:43 (nineteen years ago) link

work it, ken!

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 11 February 2005 22:45 (nineteen years ago) link

that was the only pose where there was any kind of bum visible

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 11 February 2005 22:46 (nineteen years ago) link

I'm not complaining - nice ass!

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 11 February 2005 22:47 (nineteen years ago) link

CLEAN UP YOUR ROOM, KEN

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Friday, 11 February 2005 23:17 (nineteen years ago) link

this is a great thread. I think my favourite pic is the one of Martin. What a devil.

I don't think there'll be any pics of me in me kecks any time soon, but Irene points that I do have a picture that would be somewhat appropriate for this thread. You'll have to wait for me to get round to scanning it and then work out where on the internet I will put it.

― DV (dirtyvicar), Saturday, 12 February 2005 01:02 (nineteen years ago) link

http://scripts.gophercentral.com/forward/bizarre/titmouse/titmouse.gif (is this the greatest image of all time, or what? I guess it's old but somehow I;'ve never seen it. I wanted to post it somewhere, and this seemed to be the spot.)

― Remy (x Jeremy), Saturday, 12 February 2005 03:33 (nineteen years ago) link

way to ruin it remy

― ken c (ken c), Saturday, 12 February 2005 13:28 (nineteen years ago) link

:(

― Remy (x Jeremy), Saturday, 12 February 2005 19:21 (nineteen years ago) link

the ILX thong arrived... for the weak of stomach, I'll just present this as a link instead of a pic.

http://tinypic.com/1ptq9s

the URL may not last long as it may be "offensive"

― donut debonair (donut), Saturday, 12 February 2005 21:27 (nineteen years ago) link

CLASSIC

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Saturday, 12 February 2005 22:14 (nineteen years ago) link

I think I missed all the "good" ones.

― RJG (RJG), Saturday, 12 February 2005 22:25 (nineteen years ago) link

holy fucking shit

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Saturday, 12 February 2005 22:34 (nineteen years ago) link

that is fucking awesome DB.

― teeny (teeny), Saturday, 12 February 2005 22:36 (nineteen years ago) link

does anyone want to send me ally's photo?

― RJG (RJG), Sunday, 13 February 2005 06:12 (nineteen years ago) link

shut up

― RJG (RJG), Sunday, 13 February 2005 06:12 (nineteen years ago) link

Bloody hell, you can see nobbage and everything.

― Autumn Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Sunday, 13 February 2005 21:26 (nineteen years ago) link

A serendipitious find on the Sea of ice discovered on Mars thread....The only quibble is that I cannot keep houseplants alive much less flourishing.
http://www.omegagrafix.com/Geo/venusian.jpg

― j.lu (j.lu), Thursday, 24 February 2005 16:02 (nineteen years ago) link

http://www.art-ificial.com/indie/gaygax.jpg

albeit taken 10 years ago by XXXGF at her place with my broken right foot/ankle skateboarding injury (note: bruising/swelling/discoloration) that i later had to get casted at the hospital.

― gygax! (gygax!), Friday, 11 March 2005 18:49 (nineteen years ago) link

well crap, there goes my theory that gygax! is actually a computer simulation of (NOIZE) + (BASEBALLNERD)

― The Obligatory Sourpuss (Begs2Differ), Friday, 11 March 2005 18:56 (nineteen years ago) link

XXXGF

she sounds dirty.

― sunburned and snowblind (kenan), Friday, 11 March 2005 18:59 (nineteen years ago) link

stolen from the thread i was reading prior to this:

Which, lyric-wise: "triple-ex-girlfriend!!!" That's like a Trash Can Sinatras level pun, and without the wink at all.
-- nabisco (--...), March 10th, 2005 1:26 PM. (nabisco) (later)

― gygax! (gygax!), Friday, 11 March 2005 19:05 (nineteen years ago) link

You look just about how I pictured you.

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 11 March 2005 19:19 (nineteen years ago) link

HOW DID I MISS THIS THREAD.

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Friday, 11 March 2005 19:23 (nineteen years ago) link

I have no idea.

― sunburned and snowblind (kenan), Friday, 11 March 2005 19:25 (nineteen years ago) link

I don't know how I missed this thread either. But then I think enough ILx0rs have seen my goodies so I'll keep them to myself for now. . .

― Miss Misery (thatgirl), Friday, 11 March 2005 20:21 (nineteen years ago) link

I haven't seen them.

― DV (dirtyvicar), Friday, 11 March 2005 20:29 (nineteen years ago) link

i think i saw a painting of your goodies. ;-)

― gygax! (gygax!), Friday, 11 March 2005 21:06 (nineteen years ago) link

http://www.askforjanice.com/photos/white.jpg

Kudos to Martin upthread for really showing balls and Donut, nice helmet.

― Miss Misery (thatgirl), Friday, 11 March 2005 22:57 (nineteen years ago) link

Okay, I'm gonna sound like a moron here, but I'm pretty sure that picture is pretty hot, I'm just not entirely clear what is is...

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 11 March 2005 23:22 (nineteen years ago) link

it's definitely not a testicle, i can tell you that

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 11 March 2005 23:29 (nineteen years ago) link

The hands are resting on a tummy. You can figure the rest out.

― sunburned and snowblind (kenan), Friday, 11 March 2005 23:31 (nineteen years ago) link

it was the hand doing a test tickle then or something?

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 11 March 2005 23:33 (nineteen years ago) link

The picture was taking accidently as I roller over on my camera. I figured a garter belt counted as underwear.

― Miss Misery (thatgirl), Saturday, 12 March 2005 01:22 (nineteen years ago) link

That's actually an eerily good likeness of how I look now, even if I had to reduce my weight to 111 to make it look about as thin as I am. Of course, I don't wear boxers. I do sport glasses and have a package, though.

― Ian Riese-Moraine. To Hell with you and your gradual evolution! (Eastern Mantra), Thursday, 14 April 2005 16:15 (nineteen years ago) link

Was I the only one who printed out that calendar? I'm not sure where I put the print though, hopefully the link still works...

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Thursday, 14 April 2005 16:51 (nineteen years ago) link

I just re-read through this entire thread, and I just wanted to say that I love you all.

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Thursday, 14 April 2005 17:07 (nineteen years ago) link

Oh shite, it didn't come out!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v290/sleep_no_more/compositor.jpg
My hair's a bit darker than that and my face is skinnier, too. Add a few more realistic imperfections and then it'd be me.

― Ian Riese-Moraine. To Hell with you and your gradual evolution! (Eastern Mantra), Thursday, 14 April 2005 17:18 (nineteen years ago) link

Awww, roxy, that's piccie's adorable.

This me over a year ago in shorts...not boxers, but it's close as you're getting. Unfortunately the sunlight made my face look plastic and my hair's not that great because it's short and tightly-curled (unlike today where it's about two or three inches longer and doesn't have such a tight curl and it makes me look like I'm in my mid-twenties), but here we go:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v290/sleep_no_more/photo6.jpg

You don't see the front of me, though, and I'm almost as well-defined as that virtual model image, strangely. It doesn't seem like it would be and it wouldn't had I not taken Tae Kwon Do for a year.

― Ian Riese-Moraine. To Hell with you and your gradual evolution! (Eastern Mantra), Thursday, 14 April 2005 17:26 (nineteen years ago) link

Did RJG ever get my photo?

― Allyzay Subservient 50s-Type (allyzay), Thursday, 14 April 2005 18:02 (nineteen years ago) link

What on earth are you sculpting?

― Casuistry (Chris P), Thursday, 14 April 2005 18:16 (nineteen years ago) link

A sand fungus.

― happy fun ball (kenan), Thursday, 14 April 2005 18:26 (nineteen years ago) link

HAHAHA! It's a very, very crude sandcastle. The photographer was assisting me with it until she started taking pictures. That's about as advanced as it got. We couldn't sculpt worth a damn, obviously...and I really don't like getting my hands dirty so that probably made it worse. I'm halfway to OCD regarding the cleanliness of my hands. I couldn't stand that sand being on my fingers in those clumps, ew...

― Ian Riese-Moraine. To Hell with you and your gradual evolution! (Eastern Mantra), Thursday, 14 April 2005 18:30 (nineteen years ago) link

I did get a photo but I don't think it was yours, ally.

― RJG (RJG), Thursday, 14 April 2005 18:54 (nineteen years ago) link

I'm so sad I missed most of the real naked pix before people decided to delete them. Boo hoo.
http://model.mvm.com/compositor?G%1CM%40OB%5BNR%07QQ%1C%0EVVV%0ELWL%0EQ%40BJ%40FDR%0EQNQTM%40UHNOR%0E%07QF%1C%0EVVV%0ELWL%0EQ%40BJ%40FDR%0EF%40SLDOUR%0ELWLINLD%0ELWLINLD%07H%1C%0EVVV%0ELWL%0EQSNKDBUR%0ELWLINLD%0ERHUD%0EIUENBR%0EHL%40FDR%0EGNOE%7EBI%40ODM%7EONHS%0FUF%40%07HQ%1C%0Eg%0E%18%0F%11%0F%11%0EGMNNSRI%40ENV%0EHL%40FDR%0EGRI%40%7Eg%7Eg%7E%10%7E%11%13iem%7E%10%7E%10%7E%10%16%18%7E%15%11%11%0FQHB%07HQ%1C%0Eg%0E%18%0F%11%0F%11%0ECNEX%0EHL%40FDR%0ECNEX%7Eg%7Eg%7E%11%13iem%7Eoj%13%7Erb%11%10%7Ecss%7Egu%10%7E%60q%10%7Emh%11%12%7E%10%7E%10%7E%10%16%18%7E%15%11%11%0FQHB%07HQ%1C%0Eg%0E%18%0F%11%0F%11%0EID%40E%0EHL%40FDR%0EID%40E%7Eg%7Eg%7Eb%60%11%10%7Erb%11%10%7E%60f%13%11%7Edx%60%7Eonr%7Emqu%7Eoj%13%7Emh%11%12%7E%10%7E%10%7E%10%16%18%7E%15%11%11%0FQHB%07HF%1C%0E%0EF%40SLDOUR%0E%10%14%11%15%16%11%14%11%17%0EF%40SL%7E%10%14%11%15%16%11%14%11%17%7E%10%7E%10%11%17%7E%11%13iem%7E%10%7E%10%7E%10%16%18%7E%15%11%11%0FQHB%07HQ%1C%0Eg%0E%18%0F%11%0F%11%0EI%40HS%0EHL%40FDR%0EI%40HS%7Eg%7Eg%7Eir%10%11%7Eib%11%14%7Eb%60%11%10%7E%60f%13%11%7Eoj%13%7Emh%11%12%7E%10%7E%10%7E%10%16%18%7E%15%11%11%0FQHB%07I%1C%15%11%11%07V%1C%10%16%18?

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Thursday, 14 April 2005 18:56 (nineteen years ago) link

My hair isn't that color. They didn't have an option for "Bleh."

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Thursday, 14 April 2005 18:59 (nineteen years ago) link

I'm so sad I missed most of the real naked pix before people decided to delete them. Boo hoo.
Phew, I'm glad I wasn't the only one with this sentiment.

― Ian Riese-Moraine. To Hell with you and your gradual evolution! (Eastern Mantra), Thursday, 14 April 2005 19:56 (nineteen years ago) link

: (

― RJG (RJG), Thursday, 14 April 2005 20:30 (nineteen years ago) link

We can always get it going again.

― happy fun ball (kenan), Saturday, 16 April 2005 20:37 (nineteen years ago) link

This thread takes 15 minutes to load!

(that's not a thinly veiled masturbation joke, either.)

(it could be, but only on Fridays.)

― stephen morris (stephen morris), Saturday, 16 April 2005 20:53 (nineteen years ago) link

taken several years ago:

http://plainparade.org/imagefile/nude1.jpg

sorry, i dont do the whole nude thing, but i chalk it up to my former classmates. they spent their times photographing themselves nude so often that i think i knew them better with their clothes off, than i did with their clothes on.

― maria tessa sciarrino (theoreticalgirl), Saturday, 16 April 2005 21:05 (nineteen years ago) link

Sarah M: Nudehunter.

― Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Saturday, 16 April 2005 22:00 (nineteen years ago) link

*considers revisions to that ilX crush thread*

― Ian Riese-Moraine. To Hell with you and your gradual evolution! (Eastern Mantra), Saturday, 16 April 2005 22:04 (nineteen years ago) link

I have lost 20 pounds since I started this thread and now my virtual model looks even less like me than before.

― Madchen (Madchen), Saturday, 16 April 2005 22:58 (nineteen years ago) link

gygax looks super cute for a noise dude from 10 years ago!

― maria tessa sciarrino (theoreticalgirl), Sunday, 17 April 2005 06:00 (nineteen years ago) link

Hmm, the second boob pic on this thread, but I'd say yours look more artsy than erotic. But that's good.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Sunday, 17 April 2005 09:50 (nineteen years ago) link

Er, that was supposed to spell "yours looks"... Meaning that your pic looks artsy, not your boobs.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Sunday, 17 April 2005 09:51 (nineteen years ago) link

I'm not sure whether "artsy boobs" would be a compliment or not.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Sunday, 17 April 2005 09:54 (nineteen years ago) link

ILX on sunday mornings feels like talking to yourself.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Sunday, 17 April 2005 10:15 (nineteen years ago) link

I firmly endorse your interpretation of the term underwear, Maria.

― Markelby (Mark C), Sunday, 17 April 2005 10:31 (nineteen years ago) link

my photo was from an assignment in my introductory photography class: "nude". i think this was like, 4 weeks into the semester of my first year. i wasnt really into the idea of doing a nude that was tasteful, classy, erotic or whatever, because those are all stupid ideas considering that nude photography is pretty much a dead avenue. and being "nude" is downright corny. so my significant other and i were fooling around and i thought it would be funny if i took some shots him squeezing my boobs. i recall being kind of bummed that my nips are showing, as i wanted to keep it as g-rated as possible. all that really mattered to me [and still does, really] that it was printed well, even if the idea was kind of dumb.

coincedentally, that semester the city paper was holding its photography contest with the same topic, so i submitted the photograph. when i went to pick it up, the people working the contest were like, "oh, we know which one youre talking about". i cant tell if that was bad or good. anyway, i didnt get an award, but thats fine by me. its about the experience, right?

everytime i look at this photo, i notice that my ex's thumbs have these weird bands of darker skin on them and i imagine them as earthworms [i think their vital organs are in that dark band on their body].

is this like the longest post ive ever written on ILX or what?!?

― maria tessa sciarrino (theoreticalgirl), Sunday, 17 April 2005 14:16 (nineteen years ago) link

I couldn't be bothered to save mine, but luckily Sundar Submarine seems to be my long lost twin brother.

Hi bro!

― mei (mei), Sunday, 17 April 2005 15:17 (nineteen years ago) link

It really is a great picture, Maria, and I'm not just saying that in the "WHOOOOOO, boobies!!" sense.

I think I'm a little jealous of you and your classmates, as I had to be clothed for most of my undergrad degree.

― MindInRewind (Barry Bruner), Sunday, 17 April 2005 17:52 (nineteen years ago) link

Actually, Maria, they're not at all discernible, so it's not obvious and does seem G-rated. Hopefully that will alleviate any self-conscious concern about it.

― Ian Riese-Moraine. To Hell with you and your gradual evolution! (Eastern Mantra), Sunday, 17 April 2005 18:17 (nineteen years ago) link

barry, save for this instance, i kept my clothes on.

― maria tessa sciarrino (theoreticalgirl), Sunday, 17 April 2005 20:18 (nineteen years ago) link

Re: Drew Daniel's otherwise blazing headless shot:

What the fuck are those stains on your shirt right above your crotch?

― Eric von H. (Eric H.), Sunday, 17 April 2005 21:06 (nineteen years ago) link

Holy shit Ally is packing heat. Respect to Tombot, you gorilla pimp!

I'll do mine after I finish tanning.

― LeCoq (LeCoq), Sunday, 17 April 2005 21:32 (nineteen years ago) link

this thread makes me nostalgic for 3-4 years ago (ie 17-18) when i was allllll about the self-in-underwear pics (though to my credit i was not, am not, nor will ever be a member of undiesonlyclub)

(my camera isn't working and i don't want to sign up to myvirtualmodel! what's a boy to do!)

― joseph (joseph), Sunday, 17 April 2005 23:28 (nineteen years ago) link

Update: this is now what I look like in my underwear.

http://www.mcm.net/cm/image/artistes/britneyspears_esquire_max.jpg

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Monday, 18 April 2005 00:48 (nineteen years ago) link