HI DERE MOUSE IN MY HOUSE

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that bucket needs glass shards

― cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Tuesday, 22 August 2006 16:32 (seventeen years ago) link

cousin larry punji sticks

― =[[ (eman), Tuesday, 22 August 2006 16:37 (seventeen years ago) link

guys i don't want to do a trap like that because my mice are never on the counter! only on the ground! that won't work!

i think my last apartment was run by perticone family ltd but then they sold it to joe "turn the heat down 2 degrees to save YOU money" schmoe i dunno who it was. it was the same management people though, and they liked to ignore maintenance requests (and mouse kill requests) and tried to evict one guy who complained too much because 'you're not happy here and we only want happy people so please leave' but then a lawyer told him to stay because that's not legal for them to do that (contracts)

― nazi bikini (harbl), Tuesday, 22 August 2006 18:42 (seventeen years ago) link

maybe if i build some kind of contraption that allows them to get up to the counter...

― nazi bikini (harbl), Tuesday, 22 August 2006 18:43 (seventeen years ago) link

i'm thinking stairs with little bits of cheese on each level

― cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Tuesday, 22 August 2006 18:47 (seventeen years ago) link

some kind of tiny mouse elevator or escalator with instructions ^_^

― nazi bikini (harbl), Tuesday, 22 August 2006 18:50 (seventeen years ago) link

no that's ridiculous

― cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Tuesday, 22 August 2006 18:51 (seventeen years ago) link

http://principa.net/images/marketingscans/thumbs/cc_western.jpg

― chaki (chaki), Tuesday, 22 August 2006 18:53 (seventeen years ago) link

get one cat

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Tuesday, 22 August 2006 18:54 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.themut.com/images/products/1125244047-fullpic.jpg

try this ~~double-dildo~~ mousetrap

http://www.themut.com/zoomprod.php?pid=31

― gbx (skowly), Tuesday, 22 August 2006 18:56 (seventeen years ago) link

(xp) i live near the western extermination building

― cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Tuesday, 22 August 2006 19:01 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.smithsax.btinternet.co.uk/images/mousetrap.gif

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Tuesday, 22 August 2006 19:02 (seventeen years ago) link

oh i just saw my first one! my only thought was "I WANT TO KEEP HIM"

how can you kill those little babies? so cute u_u

― killy (baby lenin pin), Thursday, 24 August 2006 16:05 (seventeen years ago) link

John: we need a mouse deterrent
i don't want to have to kill no more myself all barehanded like again
me: get one box gluetraps
John: need to get hole in wall plugged
me: there are no good deterents for rhodential pest control
yep
seal everything
no food etc in nonsealed containers
John: in SF we had an effective ultrasonic deterrent but these have failed me here
we have no food out
me: even in cabinets
John: they have only been seen in my room, felt on my leg
me: eeeeeeewwwwwwwwww
John: yes.
that one is ded
me: ha
thats odd
typically they dont like the smell of men
John: i spasmodica`lly woke up grabbed him and spiked him to the carpet. fatality! freaked me the fuck out.
me: thats why glue traps are so smelly
jesus fuck
thats lunacy

...and absolutely revolting
John: tell me about it
i was freaked
still am
that was tuesday
me: eww
John: ok, time to go to work
Sent at 9:14 AM on Friday

― bb (bbrz), Friday, 25 August 2006 13:05 (seventeen years ago) link

if i was a mouse performance poet i would probably try to write something like that, and then i would perform it using two slightly different squeaky voices.

― estela (estela), Friday, 25 August 2006 13:25 (seventeen years ago) link

ha....thing is, he's a former amatuer boxer. and i used to work for an alternatives to pesticides lobby.

― bb (bbrz), Friday, 25 August 2006 13:29 (seventeen years ago) link

two weeks pass...

MOUSE SAGA BEGINS HERE.

Also the stupid shits two buildings down keep leaving their trash on the fucking sidewalk instead of IN A DUMPSTER so pretty soon I will be saying HI DERE RATS AND HOBOS.

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Monday, 11 September 2006 03:19 (seventeen years ago) link

I am totally naive for wanting to get a trap that just catches it so I can let it go outside? The glue traps suck (we had mice two years ago and the stupid things only managed to get stuck on EVERYTHING WE OWNED and if I have to see dead mice bodies I probably will cry.

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Monday, 11 September 2006 03:23 (seventeen years ago) link

am I even

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Monday, 11 September 2006 03:23 (seventeen years ago) link

uh, kind naive. i dunno. also those traps are expensive right?

― disappointing goth fest line-up (orion), Monday, 11 September 2006 03:25 (seventeen years ago) link

that's true. bleh maybe I can just poison them. I NEED TO SLEEP BUT I CAN'T STOP THINKING ABOUT THE MOUSES.

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Monday, 11 September 2006 03:42 (seventeen years ago) link

bought one of those sonic deterrent things. arrives tomorrow, so lets see how it works

― -- (688), Monday, 11 September 2006 05:47 (seventeen years ago) link

THERE IS ONE IN MY ROOM NOW I JUST SAW IT WHERE ARE THESE GUYS COMING FROM

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Tuesday, 12 September 2006 03:19 (seventeen years ago) link

the walls.

― disappointing goth fest line-up (orion), Tuesday, 12 September 2006 03:20 (seventeen years ago) link

and under the floorboards.

― disappointing goth fest line-up (orion), Tuesday, 12 September 2006 03:20 (seventeen years ago) link

their nest

― señor citizen (eman), Tuesday, 12 September 2006 03:21 (seventeen years ago) link

they're in yer base, eatin yer foods

― disappointing goth fest line-up (orion), Tuesday, 12 September 2006 03:22 (seventeen years ago) link

hahaha

― señor citizen (eman), Tuesday, 12 September 2006 03:26 (seventeen years ago) link

god fucking dammit there is a medium sized and a GIANT hole in the wall behind the oven.

someone please come to hug me.

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Tuesday, 12 September 2006 03:33 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.darwinsgamecloset.com/images/MouseMouseGetOuttaMyHouse1994.jpg

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Tuesday, 12 September 2006 04:21 (seventeen years ago) link

put out rat poison. then it dies. then you get FLIES.

― killy (baby lenin pin), Tuesday, 12 September 2006 22:41 (seventeen years ago) link

three weeks pass...

http://www.fecalface.com/SF/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=230

― bb (bbrz), Friday, 6 October 2006 11:52 (seventeen years ago) link

one month passes...

hi dere mouse in my house.

― lsd sky chefs (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 16 November 2006 05:18 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.asc.upenn.edu/usr/cassidy/pix/paw/2006/47/pirates.jpg

― a name means a lot just by itself (lfam), Thursday, 16 November 2006 05:21 (seventeen years ago) link

there's a mouse in my house, but i think he's a cutie.

― calvin johnson has ruined rock for an entire generation (orion), Thursday, 16 November 2006 05:25 (seventeen years ago) link

hi dere skunk outside my house

― cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Thursday, 16 November 2006 05:44 (seventeen years ago) link

hi dere mouse corpse in my trashcan (circa 1 week ago)
hi dere fresh mouse turds on the counter (circa every day)

― killy (baby lenin pin), Thursday, 16 November 2006 13:17 (seventeen years ago) link

one year passes...

http://static.flickr.com/13/19591140_077d64f4f6.jpg

miss u bro

― gbx, Thursday, 17 January 2008 07:57 (sixteen years ago) link

the saddest post ever :(

― remy bean, Thursday, 17 January 2008 07:59 (sixteen years ago) link

Oh no! I'm so sorry, he was beautiful.

― ENBB, Thursday, 17 January 2008 14:30 (sixteen years ago) link

one month passes...

This poor confused mouse; my slovenly crumb dropping ways brought him here, and now my cruel traps will take him out. The life of a mouse is unfair.

― Dan I., Sunday, 9 March 2008 10:04 (sixteen years ago) link

I got serious killer's remorse. :(

― Dan I., Tuesday, 11 March 2008 08:11 (sixteen years ago) link

CAPS

― and what, Tuesday, 18 March 2008 18:49 (sixteen years ago) link

two weeks pass...

i saw you you little bastard! but how to kill you without a place to get sticky traps at this hour?! grrr. if only you moved slower.

― bb, Friday, 4 April 2008 00:32 (sixteen years ago) link

nine years pass...

http://static.flickr.com/13/19591140_077d64f4f6.jpg

still miss this guy

― gbx, Sunday, 11 February 2018 00:07 (six years ago) link

― imago, Sunday, 11 February 2018 00:10 (six years ago) link

the key to getting rid of mice from your house, i've discovered recently, is to not have food lying around

― imago, Sunday, 11 February 2018 00:11 (six years ago) link

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