Lines uttered by Arnold Scwarzenegger (as Mr Freeze) in "Batman & Robin"

he really was born to play an emotionless robot

Emotionless cybernetic organism.

"I hate it when they talk during the movie."

http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f312/Tonito44/ThatsRacist.gif

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

yesssssss

"I need to get more diamonds, from my hideout." 3

I've never actually heard this line uttered but it's pretty fantastic sitting there on the page. The comma makes it work.

That and the unnecessariness of the second clause. Of course he keeps his diamonds in his hideout.

"Allow me to break the ice. My name is Freeze. Learn it well. For it's the chilling sound of your doom."

this one amuses me because it's so belabored yet it scares absolutely no one

and arnold's delivery of it just makes it even more unwieldy and ridiculous sounding

I'm going to watch the Rifftrax version of this tonight

oh man i wish i had a copy handy to do the rifftrax thing with this

"We aim to ... Freeze!"

this thread delivers

this is on TV right now. I've never seen it before. kinda amazing.

amazing in a "completely incomprehensible and nonsensical from one shot to the next/I can't believe this got released by a major studio" kinda way

The Rifftrax is also definitely worth it.

"Allow me to break the ice. My name is Freeze. Learn it well. For it's the chilling sound of your doom."

this one amuses me because it's so belabored yet it scares absolutely no one

― latebloomer, Monday, March 31, 2008 7:10 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark

yup

the timeline goes like this iirc

--McBain says "Ice to see you" as general Arnold parody in 1994
--Batman and Robin comes out in 1997, and I end up saying "Ice to see you" to my friend like 100 times before movie comes out, pretty much every time the preview airs, annoying the piss out of him.
--I watch movie (sucks) and that line doesn't actually appear in it.

y'all wasted yr votes

Also, watching this clip reveals plenty of other candidates. And it looks like it's not "Everybody chill!" but "All right, everyone! Chill! Chill! Chill!"

Still think "hideout," though having no ice references, was robbed.

This is my favorite Batman movie!

John Simon's review (from what I remember) contained one of his all-time funniest descriptions: "...like watching a Halloween-themed gay pride festival."

And this insight:

"The way beautiful women are almost systematically demeaned and made ridiculous in this film (more so than usual) betrays, it would seem, an anti-hetero stance."

The latter quote is also ironic because I think the screenwriter lives in Provincetown, MA.

"I need to get more diamonds, from my hideout." was robbed

"Surprise, I am your new cell mate. And I'm here to make your life a living hell. Prepare for a bitter harvest. WIN

"I need to get more diamonds, from my hideout."

"I need to get more diamonds, from my hideout."

vs.

[Hudson Hawk has just decapitated a villain]
"Looks like you won't be attending that hat convention, in July."

the comma makes them both.

"I hope you save some turkey, for me"

^^^ so is that how you're supposed to say it?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AJWpmPGCR1c

3:30
"It's wintah fowevah heya gatha"

"Ice to see you!"

"I need to get more diamonds, from my hideout." was robbed

I just came to say that as one of three proud voters.

"Their bones will turn to ice! Their blood will freeze in my hands!"

"Their disemboweled corpses will turn into snow!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xSGhRMyVv0I

3:30
"It's wintah fowevah heya gatha"

― abanana, Friday, June 5, 2009 8:21 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark

Haha from the screencap I thought this was going to be a clip from some indie skit making fun of the movie, not clips from the movie itself.

http://www.zhippo.com/MikeDevriesTattoosHOSTED/images/gallery/ivy_mrfreeze.jpg

awesome.

"A laundry service that delivers. Wow!"

^Totally should have won.

http://www.comicsalliance.com/2011/07/05/batman-and-robin-movie-review/

^^^ these dudes almost make me want to see this thing, against all odds.

Yeah I was loving that review.

Stop, go back and check out 'Batman & Robin in 5 seconds'.

oh this is totally worth seeing. thankfully i was old enough when it came out to appreciate the 0_o factor rather than be indignant at the Seriousness of Batman being tarnished or some bullshit, like i prolly woulda been a few years earlier.

now i have to go get some more diamonds, from my hideout.

GA-THAM!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VY7MLgy5Whw
^^^ Most of the YouTube links upthread are dead, but one of them was probably this.

It's wintah fowevah heya gatha!

This is my favorite Batman movie!

― sassy cassie (Tape Store), Friday, June 5, 2009 12:40 AM (2 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

I still think TS was someone's pre-brodie experiment in socks

"kick some ice" should prolly have won this poll, imo

Love the delivery on that one, he really savors it.

Was "Have an ice day!" too prosaic for Goldsman?

Lots of missed opportunities really - - "Buy one, get one FREEZE!" "Watch out, Batman! You'll catch your death of COLD!" "Goodness glaciers!" "There's SNOW way!" "Take a COLD shower!" etc etc.

Also could have done self-referential stuff doing cold variants of classic Arnold lines - - "Get to the chiller!" Sigh.

I'm detective John Igloo

"I need your clothes, your boots, and your popsicle..."