I hate Lance Armstrong.

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Yes. Everything you've said is right.

Teh HoBB (the pirate king), Tuesday, 19 July 2005 22:00 (eighteen years ago) link

Balto, you know what, I won't argue with you, simply because for all intensive purposes you are correct (I still disagree about the cancer business, Lance could just as likely have got it without drugs, we'll never know, but again, correct, it may have played a part). I am as disgruntled about the drug culture as you, I also really, really wish honesty was the policy for these guys, and I probably should opt for better judgement when cheering Lance on.

As you say, there are clean cyclists, but my comment was "top level pro cyclists", ie the top 10, 20, 50, whatever in the Tour. I doubt the honest guys will find themselves in there.

rpvh, Tuesday, 19 July 2005 23:39 (eighteen years ago) link

Unfortunately, the only evidence they could obtain and which their publisher was willing to take the legal risk of printing is circumstantial evidence -- but that's expected: if there was any evidence that could hold up in court, the UCI or other authorities or the courts/police would take action.

What a pesky little detail we have here. I like how we're supposed to accept circumstantial evidence as outright fact, let alone the widescale conspiracy required to sustain the accusations.

The case against Armstrong has always been founded on his assholic personality and fueled by jealousy and rumors. Until there is legitimate proof that he is or was (or more relevatory, one of few) doping, nobody is going to give a shit.

don weiner (don weiner), Wednesday, 20 July 2005 00:09 (eighteen years ago) link

My uncle's been a competitive cyclist for over a decade now, and says that Armstrong was a complete asshat before he got cancer, but he's a genuinely nice guy now.

He learned his lesson, re-evaluated his priorities, and is a much better person because of it. I don't see where the hate is coming from...no one's online making a hate filled post about you because you were an asshole ten years ago, why do you feel the need to do so?

Matt P., Wednesday, 20 July 2005 01:00 (eighteen years ago) link

I didn't start this thread. I didn't say Armstrong is an asshole. You need to re-read what I've written.

I said that Armstrong is a fraud in many ways and, overall, he has not been good for the health of cycling as a professional sport, and he has indirectly contributed to the abuse and killing of poor and desperate young men by powerful corporate-backed entities.

The guy who said that cycling is sponsored by a bunch of Mom 'n Pop operations obviously just doesn't have a single clue about modern cycling. Who do you think T-Mobile is? Who do think Motorola is? Who do you think Liquigas is? Who do you think Credit Agricole is? Who do you think Benneton is? Who do you think Phonak is? The list is endless. These are huge corporations with billions in revenue. Just go to a website that covers pro cycling (like velonews.com or procycling.com) and look up the sponsors for yourself. Do some research. Many giant corporations are involved in cycling sponsorship.

What is most interesting about all of this to me is that some people dismiss the whole subject just because their is not definitive proof that would stand up in court. But this really is kind of a "it takes 30 years for the truth to come out" type of thing -- like Watergate and Deep Throat's identity. Because the numerous journalists who know what's going on can't speak about it.

Years, or decades from now we'll probably learn the truth, with definitive proof provided -- if we're still alive to hear it. Myself, I have a number of sources, and I don't feel that I need to hear anymore. I'm convinced. You should do your own research and draw your own conclusions.

Here's a point some of you may not realize: sport drug abuse, in certain respects, is very similar to street drug abuse. The addicts need reliable "on call" dealers they can depended upon to provide them the "good stuff" and not snitch them to the authorities. And there just aren't very many really good drug dealers -- it's a very difficult "profession".

So ... word gets around pretty quick ... the dealers doing a lot of the talking. Another guy who is rumoured to be dirty amongst the professional cycling press corps is Chris Horner. If you make a real effort to befriend (even if only through e-mail) some pro cycling journalists, a few of them will share some tidbits with you. It's relly tough for someone like Lance to nail them for what they discuss in a private e-mail (as opposed to a widely read print or web publication).

As far as hundreds of amateur or pro cyclists dying from EPO abuse ... I'm am fairly certain that that number in fact is not speculation if you extrapolate the number of widely reported profesional deaths out into the amateur ranks. Do some digging on Google. Especially in the late 90s. I believe about 50% of a certain Euro pro team died one year in the 90s -- not all at once, but spread over a few months. I really don't have time right now to dig up all my notes on this, I have to leave for work.


baltostar, Wednesday, 20 July 2005 15:08 (eighteen years ago) link

I know very well who Credit Agricole and T-Mobile are, schoolboy, and I don't need to 'research' it. (Phonak does not have billions in revenue by the way, nothing like it, though it spends big on its team). But a mediocre Formula One driver who's never won a race like, say, Jenson Button earns more in a year than the entire annual budget of a Tour qualified team. In modern sporting terms cycling is very small business indeed and only a handful of major corporations are involved, putting in, for them, tiny numbers. Clearly you don't have a single clue about modern sports finance and modern sponsorship arrangements. When Ullrich retires, just watch- T-Mobile will instantly restructure or even end their deal. Though if cycling was cleaner perhaps it might attract some serious money.

All hacks in all fields know the unprintable, but this does not necessarily mean that abuse is any more or less prevalent than it ever was. Your complaints about 'poor and desperate young men' are as old as organised sport. As for Chris Horner, wooah! Stop the presses! We caught a big fish here! A cyclist taking drugs!

'I am fairly certain that number is fact not speculation' sounds a hell of a lot like speculation to me and anyone else reading. And although I don't doubt the sincerity of your concern and even agree with much of what you say (the difference being I'm not surprised in the slightest by any of it), insulting people who perhaps take cycling rather less seriously than you do makes you sound hysterical, especially when you back track when challenged.

I agree that sport drug abuse is very like street drug abuse though, only the greed is on both sides of the deal. But until 'sporting fraud' becomes a criminal offence, nothing will be done. And ultimately too few care enough about this fascinating minority pastime to change it.

snotty moore, Wednesday, 20 July 2005 18:54 (eighteen years ago) link

The real story, that will probabily never be revealed, is how LA got cancer to begin with.. Do some research on what the risks of teen-age steroid use in males are ... lets see.... testicular cancer?

Tom Terrific, Friday, 22 July 2005 13:53 (eighteen years ago) link

Wow, Snotty, you chose the perfect name for yourself. I am rather impressed.

Now then ... instead of two men of our age exchanging idiotic insults, let's think logically. I am not an F1 expert by any means, but my understanding is that currently each F1 team has 2 principal drivers, 1 or 2 back-up drivers, and some test drivers. So, let's say 3 big $ earners per F1 team. As there are only 10 F1 teams in the entire world, that only adds up to 30 big money stars in the sport.

Top-level cycling has quite a few more teams involved across the entire season, and quite a few more riders per team. What is it? About 12 or so? So, perhaps 300 riders, and their salaries all add up.

But this is not really relevant ... why is the relative amount of money sponsors spend your metric of choice?

Cars cost a lot much more than bikes, there is more need for cars than for bikes, and so cars generate much the greater profits for their manufacturers than do bikes, and so the F1 sponsors spend a great deal more to promote their products on an absolute basis -- but probably not on a relative basis.

What is relevant is that big money (compared to an average person's salary, or net worth, or the worth of a small business, etc) is in fact spent on both cycling and motosports -- which are two of the world's most popular sports in terms of fan-bases and related consumer purchases of machines and gear.

Have you noticed that both Ronaldo and Lance wear Nike caps? Nike isn't stupid.

And if you think that just because a problem has been around for ages that nothing should be done about it ... I really don't know what to say to you. Terrorism has been around for ages, but now it is spiralling upwards and out-of-control. The safety and ability of civilized society to function is at stake. So, something must be done now.

Similarly, cycling is the worst sport in terms of killing people off with performance-enhancing drug use. Can you name a sport that kills off more people due to drug use?

Clearly, something must be done.

baltostar, Saturday, 23 July 2005 04:27 (eighteen years ago) link

Agreed. Any sport which damages (and even kills) its participants is damaging itself. Such overlooked cynicism is ruining sports as varied as rugby and running, but cycling is still out ahead, perhaps because such a culture is seen as ineradicable and even historically justifiable. (Nonetheless even the mechanics in F1 are paid more than some domestiques.)

Well done to Cadel Evans for cheeking the headmaster three days before his retirement, in case we'd all forgotten about L.A.

snotty moore, Saturday, 23 July 2005 17:30 (eighteen years ago) link

There's several reasons why I dislike Lance Armstrong. Drug abuse, blatant disrespect for his team mates (for example shouting at team mates for being idiots, riding up to team mates ordering them to slow down, shutting out team mates because they competed/wanted a better place,...),... What I think some (Americans) don't understand is how he brought an American spirit in a European sport, it's something a lot of Europeans dislike. Remember that Merckx didn't participate in the 1973 because of criticism from the French for winning all the time. Would Lance do this? Nope, it wouldn't even cross his mind. You can call it dumb, but I think it shows a clear difference in mentality. I only hope he stops this year, because it's just a sad race now: you know he's going to win (and not on fair terms, because of his drug abuse). I wonder if he'll do a *Flo-Jo* and how the public will react. I don't wish it upon him, he hope he can live off his 26 million with Sheryl but just not cycle anymore.

nathalie's body's designed for two (stevie nixed), Saturday, 23 July 2005 18:34 (eighteen years ago) link

Everyone is so jaded and negative.

roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Saturday, 23 July 2005 18:38 (eighteen years ago) link

Steroids? Man if they are using steroids they should get their money back.
You ever seen these guys close up?
I mean, geeeeez, Rasmussen, all 135 punds sopping wet, should start taking SOMETHING LOL or at least eat better.
Heck, Hincapie is 6-3 and 180, and he is considered huge. EPO and similar drugs in the tour.... sure. Steroids, I doubt it. Steroids in football and baseball where large muscle mass is essential for success: I can see that.
Here is a link to a scientific article, in a highly regarded peer reviewed journal, on the physiology of a TDF racer.
http://jap.physiology.org/cgi/content/full/98/6/2191

Are there any other physicians around this place?

Ok, let the flames begin. I suppose some people out thre are really working their panties into a bunch right now.

and if my typos offend somebody's ubermensch mentality, too bad.

frodo baggins, Sunday, 24 July 2005 08:14 (eighteen years ago) link

Meanwhile, turns out my parents went biking last week with Sheryl Crow's tour manager or something, as he is a friend of a friend. Strange world.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 24 July 2005 08:17 (eighteen years ago) link

Did they take drugs?

Onimo (GerryNemo), Sunday, 24 July 2005 08:21 (eighteen years ago) link

Not at the time, I presume.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 24 July 2005 08:25 (eighteen years ago) link

The author very much appreciates the respectful cooperation and positive attitude of Lance Armstrong over the years and through it all.

I didn't really need to read more. ;-)

nathalie's body's designed for two (stevie nixed), Sunday, 24 July 2005 08:58 (eighteen years ago) link

Personally I could just do without those arm bands.

Matthew C Perpetua (inca), Sunday, 24 July 2005 14:59 (eighteen years ago) link

LIVESTRONG!11!!1

Onimo (GerryNemo), Sunday, 24 July 2005 15:12 (eighteen years ago) link

Speaking from the podium after his farewell triumph, Armstrong paid tribute to his closest rivals and his team.

"I couldn't have done this without the team behind me - I owe them everything," said the American.

"Ullrich is a special rival and a special person and Basso is almost too good of a friend to race - he may be the future of the Tour."

Armstrong ended with an appeal to cycling's critics in an era dogged by drugs controversies.

"You should believe in these people [the cyclists]. There are no secrets.

"This is a hard Tour and hard work wins it. Vive Le Tour."

Onimo (GerryNemo), Sunday, 24 July 2005 16:39 (eighteen years ago) link

Hasn't we won this yet, my preciousssssssssss?

Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Sunday, 24 July 2005 18:37 (eighteen years ago) link

i hate this guy. not because he wins all the time or anythign like that, i think that's great. but the fact that he left his wife and kids, after they stood by him through his whole cancer thing- thats shady and makes him an a** in my opinion. he left his wife and kids , and is with freakin sheryl crow. what a jerk

shannon, Sunday, 24 July 2005 19:41 (eighteen years ago) link

You asterisk ass?

Teh HoBB (the pirate king), Sunday, 24 July 2005 20:14 (eighteen years ago) link

but the fact that he left his wife and kids, after they stood by him through his whole cancer thing

Um, didn't they meet after he finished his chemo in '97? Weren't the kids born after they met (you'd think)?

what a jerk

-- shannon
Indeed

Onimo (GerryNemo), Sunday, 24 July 2005 20:21 (eighteen years ago) link

Ind**d

Teh HoBB (the pirate king), Sunday, 24 July 2005 20:23 (eighteen years ago) link

h*h*

Onimo (GerryNemo), Sunday, 24 July 2005 20:26 (eighteen years ago) link

Assteris*

Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Sunday, 24 July 2005 20:53 (eighteen years ago) link

Hataz, drink deep from your bitter cup.

Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Sunday, 24 July 2005 21:07 (eighteen years ago) link

The problem I think is not Lance Armstrong himself, but the media treatment of him. I mean if Lance Armstrong was just another strong guy who thought he was great, who cares? But as Julia points out, parents are giving their kids his books and saying 'be like him' or 'learn from him'. Just because you are strong and can ride really fast on a bike -- that's a pretty moderate accomplishment. Not that I'm putting L. Armstrong down personally, I'm just saying, sport has become far too important. Sport should be amateur, friendly and something everyone engages in with pleasure. Idols could maybe possess qualities that anyone can aspire to, such as kindness or generosity, things that benefit society in general, not just things that, for instance, only very strong men are capable of. So it's annoying that Lance Armstrong is seen as a 'role model'.

I don't agree with those above who are saying that Lance-haters are stupid for saying things like, 'it would have been good if he stepped down after five races' or 'he shouldn't be so competitive'. It's okay that he didn't do those things, but it's exactly right that if he'd behaved in an unusally noble fashion, that would have made him a good role model. Those are the qualities that could be applied to society at large and would probably improve it or whatever.

Another thing, this is pure speculation of course, but if it's true that everyone at the top level of these sports is engaged in steroid-related doping and so on, those drugs effect your psychology as well as your physiology. Like, even when drug users aren't on drugs, their personality seems less subtle.

sps, Monday, 25 July 2005 01:22 (eighteen years ago) link

Last night I watched a film and it was Dodgeball and it had Lance Armstrong in it and it was rubbish and don't be tempted even though it is on 4.99.

PJ Miller (PJ Miller 68), Monday, 25 July 2005 07:33 (eighteen years ago) link

I have to admit, that when Kristin and Lance broke up, I was rather disappointed. But I think there are a lot of dynamics that are going on which the public does not see. if we look at the surface, it is easy to say 'what an a-hole' (no asterisks here). Granted, it seems easier just to be superficial, and it does take time and energy to see what is really happening. One thing I find irritating is reflexive reactions with no thought from people who display an adamant refusal to consider matters which run deeper than we know.

For accuracy, Lance and Kristin met at the Ride for Roses, in 1997, as he was finishing chemotherapy. The religion issue was likely a facftor, especially as the children grew: Kristin is Catholic and Lance is pretty much agnostic/atheist (sorry if I do not quite understand the distinction there, but let's not turn this discussion into a vitriolic semantics discussion).

I would also point this quote from Kristin:
Kristin Armstrong about the breakup of their marriage, 2/2003: Marriage problems were "brought on gradually by a number of pressures, rather than one big blow-up. We've been together 4 1/2 years, and we've had six homes, three languages, three countries, one cancer comeback, three children, four Tour de France wins and one rise to celebrity. You're not supposed to cram such a huge amount of events into such a small period of time."

Perhaps by the time they split, one could say the bloom was off the rose. An oft repeated maxim is that there are always three sides to any divorce: her side, his side and the truth. Would it be perhaps fair to demean Kristin Armstrong for not putting up with Lance's travels and work? No, it would not be fair to her. How many people could forever tolerate a personality that is, shall we say, somewhat intense and apparently demanding. I make that observation from what I have seen on many occasions. His public persona seems so exacting and meticulous, hence the moniker 'millimeter man', I wonder if he can just switch that off when he goes home. I do not know many people who can do that.

Pardon my objectoivty here, it's just the nature of my training in science and research.


Paul_T, Monday, 25 July 2005 07:33 (eighteen years ago) link

If Armstrong was "decent" guy, he'd have retired after his fifth win

If Lance Armstrong was a TRUE INDIE ROCKER he wouldn't sell out and do Nike commercials and would currently be dating Karen Osomeone so cool we haven't even heard of her yet, not Sheryl Crow.

Cunga (Cunga), Monday, 25 July 2005 08:27 (eighteen years ago) link

I wonder if she sings "I've Goit a Brand New Combine Harvester" to him. I like to think so.

PJ Miller (PJ Miller 68), Monday, 25 July 2005 08:31 (eighteen years ago) link

I wonder if she sings "I've Got a Brand New Combine Harvester" to him. I like to think so.

PJ Miller (PJ Miller 68), Monday, 25 July 2005 08:31 (eighteen years ago) link

I made a mistake. I am not milimetre man.

PJ Miller (PJ Miller 68), Monday, 25 July 2005 08:32 (eighteen years ago) link

I wonder what is meant by "selling out"? I see this term often, but do not fully understand it. We have collaboration here, not a nice thing to call somebody a collabo. From what I have seen and read, Mr. Armstrong seems remarkably loyal to his frends, and Nike and Oakley were the only sponsors to support him after his diagnosis. Oakley even put him on the payroll so he would have insuarnce during his treatment. Cofidis and the rest droppped him like the hot potato, which certainly puts them on his bad side.

It seems consistent with his mentality to support those who supported him. Nike was also the company that gave the start money for the LIVESTRONG bracelets, which has provided millions to cancer research.

Gerard_D, Monday, 25 July 2005 09:34 (eighteen years ago) link

I wonder what is meant by "selling out"? I see this term often, but do not fully understand it. We have collaboration here, not a nice thing to call somebody a collabo. From what I have seen and read, Mr. Armstrong seems remarkably loyal to his frends,

He only remains loyal if you do what *he* wishes. The amount of enemies he has far outnumbers his friends.


If Armstrong was "decent" guy, he'd have retired after his fifth win

If Lance Armstrong was a TRUE INDIE ROCKER he wouldn't sell out and do Nike commercials and would currently be dating Karen Osomeone so cool we haven't even heard of her yet, not Sheryl Crow.

Kind of ridiculous to demand that Lance retire, but Eddy Merckx did not participate in the '73 tour because of criticism that he won all the time. I think it's not about decency. It's about a wish that there's more competition (for first place). If Lance participates, he'd need to fall flat on his face to see him lose. So yeah I hope he retires.

nathalie's body's designed for two (stevie nixed), Monday, 25 July 2005 10:32 (eighteen years ago) link

He only remains loyal if you do what *he* wishes. The amount of enemies he has far outnumbers his friends.

Yes, he is an exacting individual, undoubtedly one of the MY WAY OR THE HIGHWAY sorts. The point I had tried to make was that he is backing Nike's marketing, likely as a response to the support they have given him when was being treated, and afterwards with the livestrong racelets, among others.

Gerard_, Monday, 25 July 2005 11:23 (eighteen years ago) link

four weeks pass...
CNN:

Leblanc - Armstrong fooled us all

Wednesday, August 24, 2005 Posted: 1623 GMT (0023 HKT)

Leblanc (right) congratulates Armstrong after his seventh Tour win
PARIS, France -- Tour de France director Jean-Marie Leblanc claims Lance Armstrong has "fooled" the sports world, over new allegations he used a performance-boosting drug.

Leblanc's comments come a day after L'Equipe reported that six urine samples, provided by Armstrong during the 1999 Tour, tested positive for EPO.

"For the first time -- and these are no longer rumors these are proven scientific facts -- someone has shown me that in 1999 Armstrong had EPO in his body," said Leblanc.

"The ball is now in his court. Why, how, by whom? He owes explanations to us and to everyone who follows the tour. Today, what L'Equipe revealed shows me that I was fooled. We were all fooled."

Leblanc called the latest accusations against Armstrong shocking and troubling.

Armstrong, a frequent target of L'Equipe, vehemently denies the allegations, calling the article "tabloid journalism."

"I will simply restate what I have said many times: I have never taken performance-enhancing drugs," said Armstrong.

Armstrong, who retired from professional cycling after winning the Tour a month ago, was not immediately available for comment regarding Leblanc's latest remarks.

EPO, formally known as erythropoietin, was on the list of banned substances at the time Armstrong won the first of his seven Tour's, but there was no effective test then to detect it.

The allegations surfaced six years later because EPO tests on the 1999 samples were carried out only last year -- when scientists at a lab outside Paris used them for research to perfect EPO testing.

The national anti-doping laboratory said it promised to hand its finding to the World Anti-Doping Agency, provided it was never used to penalize riders.

Five-time cycling champion Miguel Indurain said he couldn't understand why scientists would use samples from the 1999 Tour for their tests.

"That seems bizarre, and I don't know who would have the authorization to do it," he told L'Equipe. "I don't even know if it's legal to keep these samples."

L'Equipe's investigation was based on the second set of two samples used in doping tests. The first set were used in 1999 for analysis at the time. Without those samples, any disciplinary action against Armstrong would be impossible, French Sports Minister Jean-Francois Lamour said.

Lamour said he had doubts about L'Equipe's report because he had not seen the originals of some of the documents that appeared in the paper.

"I do not confirm it," he told RTL radio. But he added: "If what L'Equipe says is true, I can tell you that it's a serious blow for cycling."

The UCI did not begin using a urine test for EPO until 2001, although the drug was banned in 1990.

For years, it had been impossible to detect the drug, which builds endurance by boosting the production of oxygen-rich red blood cells.

nathalie starts to cry each time we meet (stevie nixed), Wednesday, 24 August 2005 19:03 (eighteen years ago) link

"care for another bottle of Piss De Lance?"
"ah, a 1999 - a fine year"

zappi (joni), Wednesday, 24 August 2005 19:54 (eighteen years ago) link


Armstrong considers shock return

Lance Armstrong
Armstrong to marry singer Crow
Lance Armstrong says he could come out of retirement to try for an eighth straight Tour de France victory.

Armstrong said: "While I'm absolutely enjoying my time as a retired athlete, the recent smear campaign out of France has awoken my competitive side.

"I'm thinking it's the best way to piss [the French] off. I'm not willing to put a percentage on the chances but I will no longer rule it out."

Asked how serious he was, Armstrong replied: "I'm exercising every day."

Armstrong believes he is the target of a "witch hunt" by the French media.

French sports daily L'Equipe reported in August that urine samples taken from Armstrong during his first Tour victory in 1999 tested positive for the banned substance EPO.


There will always be a place on the team for him if he decides to come back
Johan Bruyneel
Armstrong's team manager at Discovery Channel
The 33-year-old, who recovered from cancer, has always vehemently denied taking any performance-enhancing drugs.

He retired in July after winning his seventh straight Tour de France.

Armstrong's spokesman Mark Higgins insists the cycling legend is serious about a possible comeback.

"He's still fit and very much in his prime," said Higgins. " He is not ruling out a return to racing.

"In light of the stuff that's been going on in the past few weeks, a comeback has become appealing.

"At the same time, he's a retired athlete who is very much enjoying being with his children and working with charities. And he just got engaged. We'll just have to see."

Johan Bruyneel, Armstrong's team manager at Discovery Channel, said the door was still open for the star rider to return.

"We could decide during our training camp in December, which will be decisive (for the Tour)," Bruyneel told the Belgian news agency Belga.

"But don't make me say that Lance has already decided what he will do with the rest of his career. That said, we speak for 15 minutes on the phone every day, and for 13 of those we talk about cycling."

"He got back on the bike to train three weeks after the end of the Tour de France. He follows the team's progress closely and it's sure that he's still hungry for success.

"There will always be a place on the team for him if he decides to come back. Anyway, he's still under contract with us till the end of 2006."

Last Of The Famous International Pfunkboys (Kerr), Wednesday, 7 September 2005 00:56 (eighteen years ago) link

The 33-year-old Armstrong, who is set to marry rock star Sheryl Crow, is considering coming out of retirement in response to the allegations.

Also because he knows how much I hate him. :-)))))

nathalie's pocket revolution (stevie nixed), Friday, 9 September 2005 13:13 (eighteen years ago) link

four months pass...
so much for that...

Armstrong, Crow announce they're breaking up
Associated Press
Cycling News Wire

AUSTIN, Texas -- Lance Armstrong and Sheryl Crow have split, the couple announced in a joint statement Friday night.

The seven-time Tour de France champion and the rock star announced their engagement in September. It would have been her first marriage and his second. He has three children from a previous marriage.

"After much thought and consideration we have made a very tough decision to split up. We both have a deep love and respect for each other and we ask that everyone respect our privacy during this very difficult time," the statement said.

my name is john. i reside in chicago. (frankE), Saturday, 4 February 2006 03:20 (eighteen years ago) link

I love how that "love and respect" is used in every press statement. The last couple to use this was Jessica Simpson and Nick Lachey. I'm awaiting the statement that's honest: "If I come across that twerp aagin, I'm gonna KICK HIS ASS..."

I saw Lance in that Dodgeball film. It almost ruined the film for me. ;-)

Nathalie (stevie nixed), Monday, 6 February 2006 09:52 (eighteen years ago) link

two months pass...
Fuck Armstrong dudes!

The only real champion the world has seen was Marco Pantani "the pirate"...hadn't he been persecuted by italian justice Armstrong would have won no Tours! Just remember Courchevel 2000 at the Tour...

FUCK LANCE!!!!

Max, Sunday, 23 April 2006 23:33 (eighteen years ago) link

As if Marco could keep off the cocaine, amirite folks?

Bring Me The Head of ESTEBAN BUTTEZ (ESTEBAN BUTTEZ~!!!), Monday, 24 April 2006 01:28 (seventeen years ago) link


some disturbing attitudes toward cancer here....full of 'googlers'

woweez, Monday, 24 April 2006 03:05 (seventeen years ago) link

two years pass...

OH MY GOD he's coming back...IN ADELAIDE??

Nottingham: it's the new Abu Dhabi (King Boy Pato), Monday, 5 January 2009 09:44 (fifteen years ago) link

And apparently (according to Mike Rann), it's the MOST IMPORTANT THING EVER!

I don't like him for the simple reason that I used to supertext-caption the news, and every year the Tour de France and Tour Down Under were a nightmare of demented names and esoteric terms poured out by deranged commentators at nightmare speeds. (Though to be fair, I could at least spell 'Lance Armstrong' correctly, so he should have been one of those I hated least)

James Morrison, Monday, 5 January 2009 22:11 (fifteen years ago) link

the brett favre of cycling

my fingers is a jellyfish (omar little), Monday, 5 January 2009 22:13 (fifteen years ago) link


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