Kelsey Grammer looks like a motherfucker with some dark secrets

Rainbow? Hey he must be gay.

YES!! Look, how his right arm forms a triangle against his torso. And is his jacket purple?? I think it is!

it's all in code

SECRETS

the sepia toned photo with KG with long hair above makes him look suspiciously like Mary Shippy from U.S. Maple.

Mary=Mark

oooh was that a freudian slip??

Seriously, how horrifying must that "McHale's Navy" promo shoot have gone in order for them to say, "YES!!! THIS IS THE PERFECT PHOTO FOR OUR MOVIE!"?

I mean, I saw part of that movie and that photo is perfect, but not in any positive manner.

not only was his sister murdered, but I believe his mother was as well

this thread makes me breakdance

-Has attacked American TV viewers for addictively watching degrading reality shows, because it gives network bosses the motive to produce more. (May 1, 2004)
-Grammer has hinted he may join fellow Republican Arnold Schwarzenegger in swapping acting for politics – Grammer told reporters on America's Fox News that he hoped he would get a chance to give something back to his country. (September 24, 2003)
-Was one of the most powerful celebrity according to 2003 Forbes Top 100 Celebrity List (#34)
-Filed a lawsuit against Hamptons real estate broker Bettie Wysor of Dunemere Real Estate who put him and his wife next door to a construction site. The couple rented a mansion next door to advertising executive Jay Chiat in the summer of 1998. Kelsey was uninformed of Chiat's extensive renovation, and is suing Wyson for $100,000 for failing to warn him but Wysor says that work on Chiat's house was finished by the time the Grammers moved in. She claims the couple only used their place for three of the four weeks they'd rented it for, and never complained to her about anything. (May 2000)
-Spent a couple of weeks in the Betty Ford clinic for substance abuse. (October 1996)
-His favorite episode of CHEERS (1982) was DINNER AT EIGHTISH.
-Served 30 days in jail for violating probation on D.U.I. (1990)
-His father was murdered in the Virgin Islands; his sister was murdered after leaving a Red Lobster in Colorado Springs, CO, and his brother was killed in a shark attack.
-Is the only actor to be nominated for an Emmy for three TV shows, all for the same character (Frasier Crane in CHEERS (1982), FRASIER (1993) and a guest appearance on WINGS (1990)).
-His daughter, Spencer, was on the ONE HUGS, THE OTHER DOESN'T episode of CHEERS (1982).
-Had to have his appendix removed, only a few weeks after his TOY STORY 2 (1999) co-star, Tim Allen, also had to have his appendix removed. Expected to make full recovery. (October 1999)
-Wife Camille Donatacci appeared, uncredited, on his sitcom FRASIER (1993).
-He filed suit against his former talent agency, Artists Agency, in order to recover $1.8 million in commissions. The current lawsuit comes on the heels of a Screen Actors Guild arbitration that has ordered him to pay the agency commissions withheld since 1998. Artists Agency is claiming that it has a right to claim ongoing profit participation in FRASIER (1993), which means several million dollars in commissions with the show in syndication. He is charging that Artists Agency, which has represented him since the '80s, didn't win him the role of Frasier Crane on either CHEERS (1982) or FRASIERS (1993). In 1996, He switched agencies but continued to play commission up to 1998, after which Artist Agency began arbitration. The arbitrator's ruling, which was handed down August 4 2000, upholds a renewal agreement he says he was forced into signing and orders him to pay withheld commissions. (August 2000)
-Daughter, Mason Olivia Grammer, was delivered by a surrogate mother October 24, 2001 in Los Angeles and weighed in at 8 pounds, 5 ounces.

surrogate mother = paternity suit?

i guess he had a hard time creating the SPAWN OF SATAN. they should check mason's scalp for any strange, triple-6 like markings...

"honey, I found a surrogate mother for my child last night! Let's celebrate!"

holy shit, he is pure fucking evil. I am not insane, see? he doesn't want his trophy wife to have kids, man, he's wanting her to keep on lookin' good, he's afraid she'll put on weight with the pregnancy bit, and "Kelsey don't play that". Madness lurks behind that massive cranium, friends.

"I didn't fuck her, honey, I just came in her. Now let's go to Bellagio. Kelsey's feeling lucky!"

Kelsey's like the older version of Neil Patrick Harris in Harold & Kumar

FACT: Anagrams of Kelsey Grammer include:

Sleek germ army.
Gear rams my elk.

I'm just sayin'.

REM LEK GAYS. REM!

He also looks like Sting!

Who is probably a motherfucker with with some dark secrets.

...sexy secrets.

there is no way this thread could match the hilarity of its title.

Remy's keg realm! Remy's keg realm! Remy's keg realm!

If you had 1% of the talent, brains or aptitude of Kelsey you would grow up and demolish this site for dimwits. Sure he has had some drug problems but if you had any appreciation of his personal tradgedies... You oxygen thief!@#$%^&*(

go suck jo whiley's cock some more.

Is it wrong to discriminate against people based on their shitty ISP?

There are psychotically defensive googlers for every possible celebrity, aren't there?

but they ALL suck whiley's cock, isn't it weird?

I saw KG for a moment on tv last night and I thought of this thread...he really does look like a motherfucker with dark secrets.

maybe I didn't read thread thoroughly enough, but no mention of being found with a 16 year old in a suburban NJ hotel? Actually in the Basking Ridge area just off exit 33 of rte 78?

"No babies. I SAID NO BABIES!"

"I SAID NO BABIES!"

tell me more about nj turnpikes and kiddie fucking, please

anybody see that footage on vh1 where kelsey falls down during a "disney is amazing" speech and yells "OH GOOD LORD!" mid-drop? I have no doubt that he beat the living shit out of someone that night.

NBC is running this commercial hyping Kelsey Grammar as "the angel of death" on an upcoming episode of Medium.

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/40334000/jpg/_40334363_bush_grammer_203.jpg

"Lastly, the fact is, and I think this tends to get ignored in these kinds of debates - I don't HAVE to justify gun ownership - not socially, not politically. Fact is I like guns. I like owning them. I like shooting them. I like how they look and smell. And it's my right to stockpile them if I want to. I have a CCW permit and can legally carry a gun in 39 states."

i realize im probly getting myself into some 'unloved season' style misdirected props here but "A party thrown by whom? Caligula?" cracks me up every time

where did gear go?

UH OH.

"Kelsey Grammer looks like a motherfucker with some dark secrets" is the funniest thread title. ever.