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rollerbeef, Tuesday, 14 October 2008 00:13 (fifteen years ago) link

lol bomb

ILX Systern (ken c), Tuesday, 14 October 2008 00:18 (fifteen years ago) link

fail

lil yawne (harbl), Tuesday, 14 October 2008 00:28 (fifteen years ago) link

four weeks pass...

http://maudnewton.com/images/2008/20081111_lysol.jpg

mookieproof, Tuesday, 11 November 2008 21:06 (fifteen years ago) link

ten months pass...

Five years later
five years gone
Look who's catching up:
Salon Dot Com

LYSOL DOUCHE

mojitos (a cocktail) (Cave17Matt), Tuesday, 6 October 2009 21:32 (fourteen years ago) link

totally thought this was the thread with my cadaver vagina stories

butt sound insanity (gbx), Tuesday, 6 October 2009 22:51 (fourteen years ago) link

the thread with WHAT? please find and link!

mh, Tuesday, 6 October 2009 22:52 (fourteen years ago) link

oh man

butt sound insanity (gbx), Tuesday, 6 October 2009 22:53 (fourteen years ago) link

!!!

existential eggs (Abbott), Wednesday, 7 October 2009 01:54 (fourteen years ago) link

cadaver vagina stories

steamed hams (harbl), Wednesday, 7 October 2009 01:56 (fourteen years ago) link

board/tabletop games

Alex Quebec (WmC), Wednesday, 7 October 2009 02:02 (fourteen years ago) link

six months pass...
nine months pass...

http://www.megaupload.com/?d=F2UWMEUU

الله basedأكبر (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 12 February 2011 16:47 (thirteen years ago) link

six months pass...

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1180/952589017_ada5b6da70_o.jpg

remy bean, Sunday, 4 September 2011 22:28 (twelve years ago) link

one year passes...

Just remembered this thread. I'll always love you, Lysol Douche.

Madchen, Friday, 8 March 2013 20:38 (eleven years ago) link

"...and when they looked down, all they saw attached to the vagina was A HOOK!"
― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, June 10, 2004 7:09 AM (8 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

"'Ma'am," said the police operator, "'The calls are coming from INSIDE YOUR VAGINA!'"
― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, June 10, 2004 7:10 AM (8 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

sleepingbag, Friday, 8 March 2013 21:10 (eleven years ago) link

this is amazing

sleepingbag, Friday, 8 March 2013 21:10 (eleven years ago) link

Memories, corners of mind, etc.

Ned Raggett, Friday, 8 March 2013 21:17 (eleven years ago) link

oh man, that ridiculous AIM chat

"Bellini." (DJP), Friday, 8 March 2013 21:20 (eleven years ago) link

LYSOL?????????????????
― luna (luna.c), Friday, June 18, 2004 10:08 AM (8 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 8 March 2013 21:23 (eleven years ago) link

leaving stains
all round his forehead?
izzy stradlin
something horrid?
LYSOL DOUCHE
― Begs2Differ (Begs2Differ), Friday, June 18, 2004 9:33 PM (8 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

all-time.

c sharp major, Friday, 8 March 2013 21:40 (eleven years ago) link

yes

"Bellini." (DJP), Friday, 8 March 2013 21:40 (eleven years ago) link

genius

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 8 March 2013 21:42 (eleven years ago) link

Just remembered it's International Women's Day :-/

Madchen, Friday, 8 March 2013 21:44 (eleven years ago) link

haha I thought that's why you revived this!

"Bellini." (DJP), Friday, 8 March 2013 21:50 (eleven years ago) link

it's like the vagina monologues, in a way

凸凹凸凹凸凹凸 (c sharp major), Friday, 8 March 2013 22:07 (eleven years ago) link

I was worried about vaginas.
I was worried about what we think about vaginas
And I was even more worried
that we don't think about them.
I was worried about my own vagina.
LYSOL DOUCHE

凸凹凸凹凸凹凸 (c sharp major), Friday, 8 March 2013 22:24 (eleven years ago) link

om

Darth Icky (DJP), Friday, 8 March 2013 22:25 (eleven years ago) link

g

Darth Icky (DJP), Friday, 8 March 2013 22:25 (eleven years ago) link

uh oh

≪江南Style≫ (Autumn Almanac), Friday, 8 March 2013 22:26 (eleven years ago) link

never forget

mookieproof, Friday, 8 March 2013 22:32 (eleven years ago) link

wow

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 8 March 2013 22:34 (eleven years ago) link

: O

christmas candy bar (al leong), Friday, 8 March 2013 22:38 (eleven years ago) link

some things are best forgotten, forever

≪江南Style≫ (Autumn Almanac), Friday, 8 March 2013 22:40 (eleven years ago) link

and then there is the Dreadful Cunnilingus Incident

Darth Icky (DJP), Friday, 8 March 2013 22:41 (eleven years ago) link

no way ilx should have a town square with a statue of DJP in honor of such stories

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 8 March 2013 22:41 (eleven years ago) link

that should absolutely happen

≪江南Style≫ (Autumn Almanac), Saturday, 9 March 2013 00:17 (eleven years ago) link

with a rim that can be rolled up to win

≪江南Style≫ (Autumn Almanac), Saturday, 9 March 2013 00:17 (eleven years ago) link

two months pass...

a friend of a friend of mine has three lips, ew. any advances?

― lukey (Lukey G), Thursday, June 10, 2004 6:52 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

they are either militarists (ugh) or kangaroos (?) (DJP), Tuesday, 4 June 2013 20:31 (ten years ago) link

This, the BNL album cover thread, AND thread for pictures of Drake looking ridiculous all revived today!

emilys., Tuesday, 4 June 2013 23:05 (ten years ago) link

what the

johnny crunch, Wednesday, 5 June 2013 00:59 (ten years ago) link

loool i would kinda maybe buy those if they were real

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 5 June 2013 00:59 (ten years ago) link

Most unfortunate author name?

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/P/B0051HEJ86.01._SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpg

ornamental cabbage (James Morrison), Wednesday, 5 June 2013 02:14 (ten years ago) link

no relation

the Quim of Bendigo (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 5 June 2013 02:14 (ten years ago) link

lol adam

¬╡▫ ▫╞⌠ (sic), Wednesday, 5 June 2013 03:44 (ten years ago) link

six years pass...

Actually Lysol was advertised as a contraceptive. Let's dig in. https://t.co/I0gx92kCUA

— Gillian Frank (@1gillianfrank1) June 10, 2019

Arugula Raccoon (DJP), Monday, 10 June 2019 21:45 (four years ago) link


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