girls, gurls, grrls: c/d, s/d

pros - beautiful, smart
cons - not very funny, expect you to be funny all the fucking time, evil

pros: beautiful, funny, smart, kind
cons: past "problems" w/ drugs, shelf full of Ayn Rand

-- milo z, Wednesday, May 28, 2008 1:10 AM (23 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

girls in general?

jeremy, when all else fails, lower your standards.

fuck that shit

http://img100.imageshack.us/img100/7045/imageuploadimagear1.gif

(not a general comment on girls.)

everyday life:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v48/w1nt3rmut3/Donttouchthegirls.gif

http://img134.imageshack.us/img134/2574/imageuploadimagecr8.gif

ESJ, what will become of Jeremy's precious DNA if he fails to procreate, huh? Ever think of that?

lol @ "...YESTERDAY"

cons: past "problems" w/ drugs, shelf full of Ayn Rand

Oh my gosh, those cons are hideous!

Wait four years and see if she's over it by then.

if it really was that precious, he should be less liberal with sharing it about

I'm still trying to correct my unconscious notion that girls do not want to talk to me b/c of cooties

sounds to me as if he's having a hard time sharing even a thimbleful.

Curt1s have you had the cooties vaccine?

circle-circle-dot-dotting thru the heartbreak

Morse code?

Abbott do you not know circle circle dot dot?!?!

lol wikipedia

The song derives from an American children's playground song, "circle circle, dot dot", that supposedly serves to immunize a child from the affliction of cooties. The words are as follows:

Circle, circle.
Dot, dot.
Now I've got my cootie shot.

The words circle and dot are accompanied by the corresponding shapemeaning in the shape of two circles with dots in the middle being traced (or, in some cases, drawn with a pen or marker) on the recipient's hand or arm. If the cootie shot was self-administered, "you" and "your" may be substituted with "I" and "my". In some areas a self-administered shot is not considered effective (the "shot" is considered to have been already infected with cooties).

swear-to-god in my childhood the poem went

circle, circle
dot, dot
touch a girls ass
or youre gay

the rule was if someone did that to yr palm you had to keep yr hand balled into a fist which had to be kept closed until it made contact w/ a girls ass

i once spent 2 very painful hours under this predicament

o.O

hey man i dont care how long it took id rather be the guy who touched a girls ass at 8 than the guy who still believes in cooties at 18

20

Not Morse code.

I don't know about drug "problems," but Ayn Rand is something people generally get over at a pretty young age, so don't worry about that.

hey man i dont care how long it took id rather be the guy who touched a girls ass at 8 than the guy who still believes in cooties at 18

i guess we know how old deez is now?