The Top Ten Earning Comedians - who's the worst?

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jethro?

What are the benefits of dating a younger guy, better erections? (darraghmac), Monday, 28 September 2009 10:38 (fourteen years ago) link

a quick GIS intrigues me. who is this jethro chracter and what is his angle? flat caps seem to be a part of it.

What are the benefits of dating a younger guy, better erections? (darraghmac), Monday, 28 September 2009 10:39 (fourteen years ago) link

Comedy based on badger-gassing, scrumpy and shooting townies.

Oppositional Soup (Noodle Vague), Monday, 28 September 2009 10:41 (fourteen years ago) link

he works blue.

history mayne, Monday, 28 September 2009 10:41 (fourteen years ago) link

He is Cornwall's funniest man.

Michael Jones, Monday, 28 September 2009 10:42 (fourteen years ago) link

wkiw Jethro tbh

Oppositional Soup (Noodle Vague), Monday, 28 September 2009 10:42 (fourteen years ago) link

I've seen Jethro, he's weird. Sort of chuckles to himself while saying "cock" a lot.

Ned Trifle II, Monday, 28 September 2009 10:43 (fourteen years ago) link

there's an app market for that

What are the benefits of dating a younger guy, better erections? (darraghmac), Monday, 28 September 2009 10:45 (fourteen years ago) link

xp wkiw?

Ned Trifle II, Monday, 28 September 2009 10:45 (fourteen years ago) link

Where does Ted Chippington fit into this?

MPx4A, Monday, 28 September 2009 10:45 (fourteen years ago) link

xpost

would kick it with

Oppositional Soup (Noodle Vague), Monday, 28 September 2009 10:46 (fourteen years ago) link

glad i only know the top two

modescalator (blueski), Monday, 28 September 2009 10:49 (fourteen years ago) link

i voted for dane cook. i'd probably pick dunham if i were more familiar with his repertoire.

MC Hammarskjöld (get bent), Monday, 28 September 2009 10:52 (fourteen years ago) link

This is a pretty accurate video of the experience of watching Jethro.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=arlI7iJyEM4
I suppose he's only pretending to be pissed?

Ned Trifle II, Monday, 28 September 2009 10:53 (fourteen years ago) link

Hugh Laurie would be the top earning Brit perhaps?

Peinlich Manoeuvre (NickB), Monday, 28 September 2009 10:53 (fourteen years ago) link

Stretching the definition of comedian there a bit. John Cleese? Though he's always crying poverty due to various divorce settlements.

Michael Jones, Monday, 28 September 2009 11:01 (fourteen years ago) link

he still had the income at some stage, we're not allowing those complaints to stand.

What are the benefits of dating a younger guy, better erections? (darraghmac), Monday, 28 September 2009 11:05 (fourteen years ago) link

thread title makes me want to start Top Ten Ealing Comedies

modescalator (blueski), Monday, 28 September 2009 11:11 (fourteen years ago) link

Griff Rhys Jones, Mel Smith, Jimmy Mulville and Jasper Carrott have all made a fortune from their production companies

Ward Fowler, Monday, 28 September 2009 11:18 (fourteen years ago) link

and rory mcgrath can be added to that, right?

What are the benefits of dating a younger guy, better erections? (darraghmac), Monday, 28 September 2009 11:18 (fourteen years ago) link

ha, no.

history mayne, Monday, 28 September 2009 11:19 (fourteen years ago) link

the reason he's in the state he's in is that he cashed out early and his buddies didn't.

history mayne, Monday, 28 September 2009 11:19 (fourteen years ago) link

iirc anyway.

history mayne, Monday, 28 September 2009 11:20 (fourteen years ago) link

Good call on Prod Comp comics. Mulville probably the 4th wealthiest Everton fan after Sir Paul Mc, Bill Kenwright and, er, Sly Stallone.

Michael Jones, Monday, 28 September 2009 11:23 (fourteen years ago) link

Rowan Atkinson is HUGELY rich I think.

Peinlich Manoeuvre (NickB), Monday, 28 September 2009 11:27 (fourteen years ago) link

didn't know that about mcgrath. just assumed he was on that bandwagon with the rest of them.

What are the benefits of dating a younger guy, better erections? (darraghmac), Monday, 28 September 2009 11:36 (fourteen years ago) link

it's local folklore at any rate that mcgrath was on board hat trick but got out too soon. wiki suggests he was involved for longer than i'd thought, but i guess the founders flipped it after he left or something. talkback was sold off for millions some time in the 90s or 00s iirc.

history mayne, Monday, 28 September 2009 11:42 (fourteen years ago) link

what about billy connolly? he must have some money. and he does sell-out shows, right? or do scottish people not count?

scott seward, Monday, 28 September 2009 12:55 (fourteen years ago) link

Yeah I meant to mention him, he very much counts... he's about to do a shit ton of consecutive nights in the SECC in Glasgow, if you added them all up it would be like a stadium show

I told u I was deathcore (DJ Mencap), Monday, 28 September 2009 13:01 (fourteen years ago) link

xposts, dont know when this was published, but

Rowan Atkinson is revealed today as Britain's richest TV star, thanks largely to his nerdy misfit creation, Mr Bean.

The 48-year- old comedian has impressive homes in Chelsea and Oxford, drives a collection of luxurious fast cars . . . and is worth around £60million.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-172901/60m-Mr-Bean-tops-TV-rich-list.html

rent, Monday, 28 September 2009 13:03 (fourteen years ago) link

i think larry the cable guy is a fucking GENIUS. cuz this is what he was like before he came up with his million dollar character:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QIWO5LgUZ28

scott seward, Monday, 28 September 2009 13:04 (fourteen years ago) link

i mean, to go from 4th-rate hack comic playing crap dives for years to second-rate hee haw rip-off multi-million dollar industry is pretty inspired and inspiring.

scott seward, Monday, 28 September 2009 13:06 (fourteen years ago) link

i agree he's shrewd etc, but i don't hold it against him, since he's a performer...what comedian doesn't cop an alternative personality on stage

rent, Monday, 28 September 2009 13:09 (fourteen years ago) link

carrot top?

What are the benefits of dating a younger guy, better erections? (darraghmac), Monday, 28 September 2009 13:12 (fourteen years ago) link

i think maybe his stage persona ate his normal self and now he is twice as big

rent, Monday, 28 September 2009 13:13 (fourteen years ago) link

logically, it works.

What are the benefits of dating a younger guy, better erections? (darraghmac), Monday, 28 September 2009 13:15 (fourteen years ago) link

lol @ the way the britishes took this thread over while the yankees slept

some dude, Monday, 28 September 2009 15:28 (fourteen years ago) link

i think it was due to a sterling/dollar swing overnight, tbh.

What are the benefits of dating a younger guy, better erections? (darraghmac), Monday, 28 September 2009 15:30 (fourteen years ago) link

took this thread over

lol Americans. So insecure.

Ned Trifle II, Monday, 28 September 2009 15:54 (fourteen years ago) link

we're all people

modescalator (blueski), Monday, 28 September 2009 15:59 (fourteen years ago) link

I mean they already have 9 of the top 10 earning comedians - ISN'T THAT ENOUGH?!

Ned Trifle II, Monday, 28 September 2009 16:06 (fourteen years ago) link

Is it Peters and Mandel that you you think are American? (they're both Canadians)

everything, Monday, 28 September 2009 19:14 (fourteen years ago) link

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

System, Friday, 2 October 2009 23:01 (fourteen years ago) link

Everyone in that list is horrible except for Russell Peters. Voted for Dane Cook out of pure hatred for the man.

Alex Android (Viceroy), Saturday, 3 October 2009 03:15 (fourteen years ago) link

Results 1 - 5 of 5 for "gayne cook". (0.16 seconds)
Results 1 - 10 of about 44 for "larry the gayble guy". (0.28 seconds)
Results 1 - 10 of about 58 for "larry the cable fag". (0.20 seconds)

I voted Jeff Dunham. That guy's truly the worst.

The Perfect Weapon 2, Saturday, 3 October 2009 10:47 (fourteen years ago) link

my racist coworker (who I hate for many reasons) constantly tells me to youtube Akmed the Dead Terrorist because she thinks Dunham is the funniest man alive. Never heard a second of his act but willing to vote for him anyway!

she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Saturday, 3 October 2009 18:54 (fourteen years ago) link

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

System, Saturday, 3 October 2009 23:01 (fourteen years ago) link

Is this ILX's endorsement of Foxworthy?

there's a better way to browse (Dr. Superman), Sunday, 4 October 2009 15:35 (fourteen years ago) link

How in the name of fuckity fuck does Jeff Foxworthy have a multi-million dollar career in this day and age??

Mr. Snrub, Monday, 5 October 2009 01:53 (fourteen years ago) link

What was Bill Engvall doing last year?

Squash weather (Eazy), Monday, 5 October 2009 01:55 (fourteen years ago) link


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