― onimo, Friday, 2 March 2007 14:20 (seventeen years ago) link
― blueski, Friday, 2 March 2007 14:21 (seventeen years ago) link
― tissp, Friday, 2 March 2007 14:58 (seventeen years ago) link
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― The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Friday, 23 March 2007 02:59 (seventeen years ago) link
― Oilyrags, Friday, 23 March 2007 03:02 (seventeen years ago) link
― Jaq, Wednesday, 4 April 2007 15:36 (seventeen years ago) link
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― Dr Morbius, Monday, 30 April 2007 19:48 (seventeen years ago) link
― anhell*ca, Tuesday, 1 May 2007 18:57 (seventeen years ago) link
― Rock Hardy, Tuesday, 1 May 2007 20:06 (seventeen years ago) link
― Hard like armour, Thursday, 3 May 2007 03:03 (seventeen years ago) link
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― lfam, Thursday, 3 May 2007 04:08 (seventeen years ago) link
― Jaq, Wednesday, 9 May 2007 23:13 (sixteen years ago) link
― grimly fiendish, Wednesday, 9 May 2007 23:17 (sixteen years ago) link
― the next grozart, Thursday, 10 May 2007 00:57 (sixteen years ago) link
― Dr Morbius, Friday, 11 May 2007 19:56 (sixteen years ago) link
― Madchen, Saturday, 12 May 2007 07:55 (sixteen years ago) link
― Trayce, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 05:08 (sixteen years ago) link
― onimo, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 07:06 (sixteen years ago) link
― onimo, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 07:08 (sixteen years ago) link
― onimo, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 07:11 (sixteen years ago) link
― onimo, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 07:13 (sixteen years ago) link
― ailsa, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 07:19 (sixteen years ago) link
― aldo, Friday, 18 May 2007 15:09 (sixteen years ago) link
― 696, Friday, 18 May 2007 15:19 (sixteen years ago) link
delivery of chairs this morning, sat there outside the office. so i pick one up and carry it in. it's bulky and there are two half-flights of stairs but hey... 30 minutes later and 5 people, all seemingly able-bodied, have since arrived and yet the other 3 chairs are all still sat outside.
― koogs, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 07:57 (sixteen years ago) link
"Can we all get together to discuss tomorrow's meeting?"
No, that would make it today's meeting!
― onimo, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 08:04 (sixteen years ago) link
I often wonder why people gossip so much. Don't they realize that if you talk everyone's back, people get easily bored by it?
― nathalie, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 08:10 (sixteen years ago) link
Memo to receptionist at magazine: when scheduling lunch cover, please feel free to staff the phones with someone who is not patently terrified of answering them or routing calls.
― suzy, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 08:51 (sixteen years ago) link
Stupid, annoying manager of support team just brought down part of our website running a ridiculous SQL query on our live production table, not using NOLOCK and doing a LIKE on a fucking TEXT field. When oh when will DBA just revoke her access FFS.
― Colonel Poo, Thursday, 24 May 2007 15:18 (sixteen years ago) link
Lately I've been working in an open-plan office room in which there are no cubical walls and only chairs and tables. The programmer one table over has a Star Wars Imperial March ringtone and its loud enough to piece through whatever I'm listening to on my iPod.
― Elvis Telecom, Thursday, 24 May 2007 23:14 (sixteen years ago) link
You have non-leaking headphones, I hope?
― Mark C, Friday, 25 May 2007 00:13 (sixteen years ago) link
Hey, everybody loves Spaceman 3!
― nickn, Friday, 25 May 2007 00:18 (sixteen years ago) link
coworker says revelant rather than relevant..
― Drooone, Friday, 25 May 2007 01:45 (sixteen years ago) link
Coworker says "Elementary my dear Jackson". Dick. Head.
― Hard like armour, Friday, 25 May 2007 01:47 (sixteen years ago) link
I got sent a "Ho ho those illegal immigrants" poem a PFW today. The person in question is not the brightest, so she probably does not mean to offend. I reckon that the world would be happier if I smile politely rather than if I go all special voice on her.
― The Real Dirty Vicar, Friday, 25 May 2007 12:24 (sixteen years ago) link
iPod's playing "Summertime" by Herbie Hancock
CO-WORKER: "That's not you, is it?"
― Pleasant Plains, Friday, 8 June 2007 15:45 (sixteen years ago) link
Bitch taking a day off even though she was told not to (this week).
― stevienixed, Friday, 8 June 2007 16:09 (sixteen years ago) link
(Not stupid, but EXTREMELY annoying and rude.)
― stevienixed, Friday, 8 June 2007 16:10 (sixteen years ago) link
I messed up a program at work and may have caused several hours of repair to database. Today, I am the stupid, annoying co-worker.
― Will M., Friday, 8 June 2007 16:18 (sixteen years ago) link
That's just a mistake.
Annoying is when they slam the microwave door or put their up on shared furniture.
― Ms Misery, Friday, 8 June 2007 16:32 (sixteen years ago) link
Well, it's a gray area. I should have been checking more thoroughly, so I should have caught it before it was a mess, but it also should have been coded properly. Either way, somebody fuxed up and it sucks now. :(
― Will M., Friday, 8 June 2007 16:43 (sixteen years ago) link
Annoying WCG* dude now has the fucking "pook.. pook.. PWWEEEEWWWT" walk signal noise as his cellphone txt notifier noise. It is holy crap loud, and goes of CONSTANTLY. Jesus fuck this guy is irritating.
(*windows calendar guy, see previous)
― Trayce, Tuesday, 12 June 2007 03:46 (sixteen years ago) link
you are easily annoyed, trayce.
― The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Tuesday, 12 June 2007 18:48 (sixteen years ago) link
Dear my boss
I do not want or need to be friends with people I work with. I have the internet a life outside the office for that. I go in, I am civil and professional and polite for 8 hours, I go home. Stop making me try to discuss stuff I don't want to discuss with people I don't want to discuss it with, and then telling me I'm not a team player because I don't want to be bestest mates and drinking buddies with the people I just happened to end up in an office with.
Just let me do what you pay me for. I'm pretty good at that really. Msybe you might stop worrying about my ability to gibber on at length about Johnny Depp's attractivness or what happened on River City last night long enough to notice that.
love
A
P.S. if you ask me how to spell "supersede" and I tell you, if three other people tell you that it's spelled "supercede", that doesn't make them right. Get one dictionary.
Cheers A
― ailsa, Tuesday, 12 June 2007 21:14 (sixteen years ago) link