Come with me, come to the land of batshit rightwing cartoonists

http://www.jewishworldreview.com/strips/mallard/2000/MFT20070728.jpg

yeah! yeah! so take that, you "greens"!

http://www.jewishworldreview.com/strips/mallard/2000/MFT20070730.jpg

I don't think I've ever seen a woman's shirt that completely isolates each (perky, of course) boob in its own cotton cocoon.

Yes, Mallard, the "greens" are <i>clearly</i> agitating for legislation requiring everyone to ride bicycles and limiting truck miles to 5,000 per year. (smacks forehead)

the difference between me and "greens" is --I have to ride a bike because of my multiple DUIs

lol

Oh god I can't wait for 2 weeks of Al Gore's son comix (shudder)

dmr otm!

http://newsbusters.org/gaggle/2007-07-30.png

wtf, does mccain have the mumps?

MAD BAD GLAD SAD

latest from the cancer industry guys posted upthread:

http://www.newstarget.com/cartoons/nation-the-people_600.jpg

that doesn't seem nearly as crazy.

Yeah. the guy seems more of an adbusters type, rather than your run-on-the-mill BSRW type.

Aaaaaaaaand speaking of which:

http://newsbusters.org/gaggle/2007-07-31.png

http://www.daybydaycartoon.com/073107.jpg

so take THAT, you libruls, always bringing history and contexts into things.

http://www.jewishworldreview.com/strips/mallard/2000/MFT20070731.jpg

Hooray, using the Drudge Report as a source to spout the same bullshit talking points! guess what, fuckhead, check your shit first

But like with every bullshit talking point, becuase it's wrong, you gonna be hearing about it forever

well, not to mention that "environmentalists" are not some united and monolithic group -- you have climate change advocates and endangered species protectionists at loggerheads ALL the time -- c.f. people who are all jazzed over windfarms vs. people who want to shelter every migrating birdie ever

why is it when these jackholes attempt to unmask "hypocrisy", they simply show off their violent allergy to nuance & complexity? sometimes i feel pity for the poor bastards.

am I the only one who has trouble parsing the weirdly insular non-stop sarcastic dialogue of "Day-by-Day"? Half the time I can't tell who's supposed to be which political strawman.

No. For all of the misplaced energy that I've put into trying to decipher them, I've received little compensation other than bafflement...plus further confusion regarding the dubious anatomy in the renderings of the "hot chicks".

no we've noted many times that dbdc is pretty thoroughly incomprehensible on several levels, not the least of which is the opacity of the text

http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/PN080207.jpg

http://www.caglecartoons.com/images/preview/%7BCB53E8F5-6CB8-4836-9E6D-3344B356F211%7D.gif

1) So, we've established that Obama has big ears and HUUUUUUGE teeth

2) Meeting with people and basic diplomacy is pointless and only for terrorsymps. After all, we never met with Kruschev, Brezhnev, Putin, Stalin, the Saudi royal family, the weird-ass Uzbek/Turkmenistan guys, various latin american military types, etc etc

Osama's a dictator?

Satan's a dictator?

http://www.patriotart.com/images/07_30_07/ChuckAndHarry450.jpg
Americans give this feature two thumbs down.

I get a kick out of these in a different manner than the others, since it really just seems like a guy you see on the boardwalk doing bad caricatures("You like rollerskates?") taking out his frustrations at night on the dirty fucking hippies who've wronged him his entire life. His colored pencils are his weapons.

Also, I always like people trying to jump up & down when pointing to congress' low numbers, without actually explaining why they're that low.

Hey, Barack Obama's intolerant, says the guy who draws minstrel caricatures!

http://duckcover.blogspot.com/

Some folks have decided to pay even more attention to the duck than even I would deem healthy, and tend to have pretty good factual rebuttals to whatever batshit is being proffered in a day's strip.

so take THAT, you libruls, always bringing history and contexts into things.

I guess we can cut out the history lessons then.

BARACK BARACK BARACK

BARACK BARACK BARACK

:D :D :D

:D :D :D

this one isn't even incoherent in the usual DBD way, it's just completely unintelligible. The punchline is... just a rearview mirror? Huh?

http://www.daybydaycartoon.com/073107.jpg

(besides, everyone knows it's not another Vietnam, it's another 'French Indochina')

if the punchline is "lolz libruls be lookin backwards all the time", why does he tell her to look in the mirror in the first place?

DBDs need a final BOXCAR!*#$@ panel

well there is a stock final panel he could use...

i wonder if there's some visual punchline there totally obfuscated by muir's total lack of ability to draw 2 dimensional objects --?

I dunno he seems to do okay with squares and circles and whatnot

it's a good thing he hired some guy named Gouraud to do the objects...

http://www.daybydaycartoon.com/070707.jpg

is that a rearview mirror I see before me?

That's history.

http://www.daybydaycartoon.com/073107.jpghttp://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i191/fluxion23/pot_kettle.jpg

kudos.

If it wouldn't get someone sued, a Random DBD Generator (like the Garfield one) would be fucking awesome.

hahaha love how they have a BLACK dude calling Hillary the first black president umm waht

If it wouldn't get someone sued, a Random DBD Generator (like the Garfield one) would be fucking awesome.

I was about to propose the exact same thing. But unlike the Garfield one, it would barely alter the strip at all - you could have a web game set up where you view pairs of DBD cartoons and try to guess which one is from the randomizer and which one is intended by the cartoonist to represent a coherent (indeed, punchy!) back-and-forth dialogue.

The recent spread of Obama caricatures re: the evils of diplomacy brings me back to a question I posed a while ago: how long does it take a public figure to become standardized in the pens of cartoonists? If Obama is elected, how many years into his presidency will we go before we stop seeing things like that one where his top teeth are 90% of his head?

http://www.jewishworldreview.com/strips/mallard/2000/MFT20070801.jpg

the duck is right. All you brown people, please step out of the line. White folk don't do the terrorist shit, everybody knows, so you can pass on thru.

http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/rosebyoth.jpg

Let the record show that I would open enjoy having Levi Stubbs' voice.

http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/rodtaxtheorcolor.jpg

the democratic party - gigantic, mutant man-eating plants since 1824.

I am SO voting for the progressive man-eating plant

Osama's a dictator?

Chavez is a dictator?

Yeah, he is kind of!

The last three elctions in Venezuela say otherwise.

*elEctions

Yeah, I understand what the literal definition of dictator is, but still.

http://newsbusters.org/gaggle/2007-08-01.png

that's right, ladies and gentlemen, allocating funds so that kids have some baseline form of medical care is full on socialism! bring on the guilt!