"Can I say you're my girlfriend on Facebook?"

I'm liking this virtual cd rack thing, hopefully some dudes I went to school with will now finally realise how pretentious I am.

because obviously he could tell from my profile that i want to be friends with a 15yr old school boy.

-- Rubyredd, Wednesday, 8 August 2007 11:07 (1 week ago) Bookmark Link

Hey, if you win the fuk poll, that'll only be the first!

Okay srsly who in their right mind puts 'Looking For: A Relationship' on their profile?

Obv not you. :-) I don't know, I wouldn't do it personally, but why not? If you are indeed looking for a relationship, why not post that? If I had been single, I'd want the option: "Piss off, I like being single" option

my particular favourite is
looking for: whatever i can get

^^ whats wrong with that?

nothing! that's why i said it's my *favourite*

oh! yes, i see, its a pretty good way to approach anything

thatcherkids?

hi dom

marcello

i get mixed up

it's ok

I think I have "looking for: Random Play" on my profile. Yes, so I am jealous of people who have iPod Shuffles.

work has blocked facebook so i have to live vicariously through this thread.

actually can someone tell me some "news" from my facebook page?

i'm on it, ken...

Didn't you feel someone ate you; you mangina you?

WHich fits perfectly with Justine's on it line. You tart you!

*blushes*

*coyly bats eyelashes*

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Ken and Jim Park are now friends. 4:26amKen removed the Superlatives application. 3:32amKen added the Superlatives application. 3:31amKen drew on Tricia's Graffiti wall. 3:27amDraw on Tricia's wall or on Ken's wallKen is the mangina from China. 3:17amKen and Calumn Shearer are now friends. 2:43am
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Ken and Madeleine McNeil are now friends. 10:02pmKen and Niclas Holme are now friends. 3:46amKen and Julian Churchill are now friends. 12:58amKen and Sonja Vujovic are now friends. 12:54am

12:30 Justine in on Ken's Mangina
12:31 Stevie Nixed threw a condom at Ken

ROWR!

stevie nixed removed "pron" from her interests
stevie nixed added "philosophy" to her interests

i saw this the other day and it gave me a chuckle ;)

stevie nixed, i want a song dedication from you!

Ah did I delete that from my interests? Shit, have to add it again. Probably hormonal imbalance caused that unnecessary deletion. :-)

Song dedication coming up!

Er, do you think those people on Ken's page really want their full names on a googleable site?

just think, their perspective employers could find out that they're all friends of KEN!

perspective prospective employers

S'pose. I just don't like people using my full name anywhere on teh internets as I am paranoid about everything.

Their perspective employers?

http://www.supercentral.org/lk/wp-content/uploads/2007/01/hall-perspective-1.jpg

xposts

would that hinder or help their chances of future employment?

xxpost

I should think help, cos it's never about what you know, but WHO you know. and knowing a mangina has to my knowledge never hindered the career of anybody, no matter from what angle you look at it (see what i did there! perspective, see??)

If you're blocked from using Facebook at work but can see your iGoogle homepage, there's a gadget you can add that'll let you know of any friend requests, messages, that type of thing.

but no Graffiti or Scrabulous!! :(

i have sent you a very special song dedication, ken ;) ;)

nathalie, the song you sent me isn't playing :(

oh man! Now I have something to look forward to when I get home :)

no graffiti so mspaint will have to curb my drawing needs for now.

this is our wedding, look. i don't know why you had a quizzical pose there.
http://lolrider.com/images/wedding.jpg

did we have 'masquerade' as our theme??

i always stroll round with a quizzical look on my face.

i think it may have been a nuclear fallout theme.. illustrated by multicoloured dots, as nuclear fallouts are usually represented.

my particular favourite is
looking for: whatever i can get

-- Rubyredd, Monday, August 20, 2007 1:17 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link

^^ whats wrong with that?

-- Filey Camp, Monday, August 20, 2007 1:23 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link

nothing! that's why i said it's my *favourite*

-- Rubyredd, Monday, August 20, 2007 1:26 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link

oh! yes, i see, its a pretty good way to approach anything

-- Filey Camp, Monday, August 20, 2007 1:32 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link

could sound a bit, i dunno, desperate?

looking for: whuddya got

looking for: You. Yes I mean YOU!

xxpost Oh NOES! People wanting a bit of action!

Justine. :-( I'll try again. Or can I send you an MP3 file? It's a cover of Joni M by dEUS' Tom Barman. He's ROWR. :-)

I interpret "whatever I can get" as "you know, beer, sweets, drinking cider in fields, good times with cool people, that sort of thing" rather than "I will fuck anything with a pulse".

that would all come under 'Friendship' surely. 'Random play' sounds so vague and poorly phrased also.

whatever i can get: as mdc says, undefined could be anything good times
friendship: uhh, sounds a bit twee
random play: casual sex

i read 'WICG' as 'casual sex' and 'random play' as 'dicking around on facebook'. i *guess* friendship *could* sound twee.

I always assumed Random Play meant casual sex and WICG meant 'if you don't want to go out with me, at least shag me'.

if everyone on FB is interpreting 'random play' to mean that they might as well just have it say 'casual sex'.

I interpret "whatever I can get" as "you know, beer, sweets, drinking cider in fields, good times with cool people, that sort of thing" rather than "I will fuck anything with a pulse".

Yeah, I also love a bit of the humping a dead body. Srsly "whatever I can get" could be interpreted as "serious relationship, one night stand, orgies,... I AM OPEN FOR ANYTHING!"

LOL being friended by someone I haven't seen since primary school who appears to now be (literally) an aspiring FHM High Street Honey. Classy!