I dreamt that I bought a flawless ear of corn from a farm stand. after taking it home and cooking it, I noticed that about 80% of the kernels were crushed, dessicated, and totally inedible. disappointed but hungry nonetheless, I nibbled away at the few kernels that were still palatable, but it wasn't a very satisfying snack.
dirty ol' Freud would probably trace my dream to a fear of infertility (low kernel count = low sperm count? eww), but fuck him.
― sleighdog mcdonald (unregistered), Friday, 25 September 2009 21:24 (fourteen years ago) link
in part of a dream i can't really remember i told someone i didn't trust a cop to do some task and the person was like "WHAT? YOU DON'T LIKE COPS?" and got all in my face about it. jerk.
― steamed hams (harbl), Sunday, 27 September 2009 15:23 (fourteen years ago) link
i dreamt my brother was visiting and his car got towed and we lost our phones so we couldnt find out where it was so we went to 100 impound lots asking for it, it was really stressful
― steamed hams (harbl), Monday, 28 September 2009 12:42 (fourteen years ago) link
you are searching for your place in life.
― can i lust (tehresa), Monday, 28 September 2009 16:14 (fourteen years ago) link
it can not be found with the assistance of modern technology. you must search within your self.
― can i lust (tehresa), Monday, 28 September 2009 16:15 (fourteen years ago) link
what about the cops thing, what does that mean? i'm tired of being challenged?
― steamed hams (harbl), Monday, 28 September 2009 16:24 (fourteen years ago) link
i think it means you are unamerkan.
― can i lust (tehresa), Monday, 28 September 2009 16:26 (fourteen years ago) link
I had a dream the other night that I needed a liver transplant but while I was waiting for it I kept having to take my current liver (which was green, btw) out of my body to like clean it and get infusions of some sort. Then I befriended another transplant candidate but he got really sick and I had to save him. It was all very scary.
― *:--☆--:*:--☆:*:--☆--:*:--☆--: (ENBB), Monday, 28 September 2009 16:32 (fourteen years ago) link
I dreamt that I auditioned for American Idol. Instead of performing live in front of the judges, I handed Simon Cowell a demo cassette. I told the judges to to delay listening to it until I was out of earshot, as I was too shy to take their criticism firsthand. True to form, Simon just laughed and made fun of my teeth. He insinuated that I never flossed and that my plaque and tartar buildup was severe enough to disgust any audience in the world. I went ballistic, calling his remarks "shallow" and "totally inappropriate" and demanding that he judge me on the strength of my music alone, because the music was all that mattered, man. Simon continued to play the poopyhead, but Sharon Osbourne seemed sympathetic to my plight.
― sleighdog mcdonald (unregistered), Saturday, 24 October 2009 20:32 (fourteen years ago) link
america decides
― jergins, Sunday, 25 October 2009 02:27 (fourteen years ago) link
dreamt:
― Peepoop Patel (harbl), Thursday, 29 October 2009 14:03 (fourteen years ago) link
you are thinking baout relationships but not ready for one yet.
― tehresa, Thursday, 29 October 2009 16:37 (fourteen years ago) link
*sigh*
― Peepoop Patel (harbl), Thursday, 29 October 2009 16:41 (fourteen years ago) link
i dreamed about playing piano.
― tehresa, Sunday, 1 November 2009 17:55 (fourteen years ago) link
last night as i was falling asleep i was thinking about walking and was lucid dreaming that someone threw an empty cardboard box at my head, and i found myself ducking quickly in my bed. in real life. it was weird.
― Peepoop Patel (harbl), Sunday, 1 November 2009 18:30 (fourteen years ago) link
i dreamt about getting a 2 on the ap physics exam. it was a huge disaster and the end of my academic life.
― Peepoop Patel (harbl), Wednesday, 4 November 2009 15:01 (fourteen years ago) link
ap physics? are you still in high school or it was just some weird dream where you took the ap physics exam?
― mark cl, Wednesday, 4 November 2009 15:06 (fourteen years ago) link
i took it umm 7-8 years ago lol.
― Peepoop Patel (harbl), Wednesday, 4 November 2009 15:07 (fourteen years ago) link
it's bc you are about to hear about the bar, right?
― ms. thighs (tehresa), Wednesday, 4 November 2009 17:25 (fourteen years ago) link
yes! i even knew that in my dream that was why. my dreams have been really meta lately, like they make me panic but at the same time i know they're dreams about something.
― Peepoop Patel (harbl), Wednesday, 4 November 2009 18:14 (fourteen years ago) link
yeah. i haven't had any real panicky dreams but just normal every day things happening and i know i'm dreaming and there's not really a lot at stake.
― ms. thighs (tehresa), Wednesday, 4 November 2009 18:17 (fourteen years ago) link
i think i got a 3 on the ap physics exam but it didn't mean anything because it wasn't calculus-based so i couldn't have gotten credit for it in college anyway and had to take all the physicses again. just ftr.
― Peepoop Patel (harbl), Wednesday, 4 November 2009 18:19 (fourteen years ago) link
i dreamed that my fiancee and i tried to teach lindsay lohan how to make a sandwich, but we failed and so 15 dwarfs volunteered to give it a shot. they went into the kitchen, but they also failed because she was really high. in the end they and lindsay just decided to perform a weird dance in the living room.
― jØrdån (omar little), Wednesday, 4 November 2009 18:20 (fourteen years ago) link
lol
― Peepoop Patel (harbl), Wednesday, 4 November 2009 18:21 (fourteen years ago) link
tsk @ secret dream sandwich
― ms. thighs (tehresa), Wednesday, 4 November 2009 18:22 (fourteen years ago) link
I dreamt that Henry Rollins was my college roommate.
― a gift from your mind in the form of the perfect beat (snoball), Thursday, 5 November 2009 09:33 (fourteen years ago) link
i think i got a 3 on the ap physics exam but it didn't mean anything because it wasn't calculus-based so i couldn't have gotten credit for it in college anyway and had to take all the physicses again.
^ this, I got a 4 but even a 5 wouldn't have mattered - fuck physics B
― But no hope for norwegian posters, sorry. (Curt1s Stephens), Thursday, 5 November 2009 10:12 (fourteen years ago) link
i dreamt i got a haircut from a new guy because i was tired of the other guy (true), and i told him to cut more hair because it grows too fast and when i got home i realized having longer hair was hiding the fact that i was losing hair from the top of my head, like a man. it was scary. oh, he also charged me $80.
― Peepoop Patel (harbl), Thursday, 5 November 2009 13:47 (fourteen years ago) link
I dreamt my gf and I were trying to escape from a cursed/magic castle, and we were hiding from guards in a dark room, but every time I would tell her to be more quiet she would whisper louder, like to emphasize that she was WHISPERING. HELLO. Then it turned out to be Lou1s' bedroom that we were hiding in, as evidence by some framed photos, and also turned out he was a professional wrestler named Mr. Castle. (Because we were in a castle???)
― the jun togawa of farting (╓abies), Thursday, 5 November 2009 13:55 (fourteen years ago) link
Maybe this should be in ILX Dreams instead...
btw was also uncharacteristically mad at my gf in this dream. I don't think I've ever been really, genuinely upset with her irl before so it was sorta alarming to wake up from.
― the jun togawa of farting (╓abies), Thursday, 5 November 2009 13:58 (fourteen years ago) link
i dreamt that lxy and jergins had a dog and when jergins left he asked if i could come over and walk the dog, so i went over and lxy was there practicing ballet and she was wearing pointe shoes and stretching and then she had to go be in a performance, so i did the dishes and made tacos/nachos and the dog asked me for some tacos and that was a little weird. then i did those dishes and left. and then i was in my old hometown and going to like stupid football parties and got drunk and drank water and then my sister and i went home and the next day i dug out my old pointe shoes and they were like, disintegrating and too small but i wanted to try them out anyway. then my dad came in with a video camera because apparently they were selling the house (this was some weird combo of my 1st and 2nd homes), and he asked me to take the camera to the window and shoot the view. then i woke up.
what does my dream mean?
― ms. thighs (tehresa), Thursday, 5 November 2009 17:01 (fourteen years ago) link
My dreams need more talking dogs tbh.
― retrovaporized nebulizer (╓abies), Saturday, 7 November 2009 11:57 (fourteen years ago) link
tbh the request for tacos was more telepathic than verbal.
― tehresa, Sunday, 8 November 2009 03:04 (fourteen years ago) link
a dream i was a passenger on an airplane that was flying over and under powerlines and between buildings and stuff before landing. flying very dangerously. the pilot thought it was fun.
― harbl, Wednesday, 11 November 2009 17:49 (fourteen years ago) link
ever dream this man?
http://www.chipweinman.com/splash_files/chipenter.gif
― luol deng (am0n), Wednesday, 11 November 2009 18:15 (fourteen years ago) link
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
― harbl, Wednesday, 11 November 2009 18:18 (fourteen years ago) link
u will
― luol deng (am0n), Wednesday, 11 November 2009 18:40 (fourteen years ago) link
i dreamt i watched an old commercial where henry winkler ate folgers crystals with a spoon and said it kept up his erection. what does my dream mean?
― r.k. the price fighter (jergins), Friday, 13 November 2009 06:48 (fourteen years ago) link
u need to get laid
― tehresa, Friday, 13 November 2009 06:50 (fourteen years ago) link
coffee is good for u lots of antioxidents
― kristen, Friday, 13 November 2009 06:51 (fourteen years ago) link
the administration has authorized a covert war in iran probably
― Lamp, Friday, 13 November 2009 06:55 (fourteen years ago) link
i had a dream that i was at some kind of work/schoolish place and there was some secret affair going on and someone was knocked up and i don't remember who... my boss (who was the guy in the affair) asked me to get the code for the treadmill to give to our department (almost like how you need a code for the copier in some offices) and when i was doing that the nurse, whose office housed the treadmill, started giving me some fitness tests. they were impressed with my treadmill skills and she took my blood pressure 3 times and it was really low (i don't know why i remember but it was like 84/39 which would make you dead, right?). what does my dream mean?
― tehresa, Monday, 16 November 2009 21:19 (fourteen years ago) link
had a dream about the supreme court. one of the attorneys cried in her argument and they adjourned to try again tomorrow. the justices were wearing sweatpants and white tshirts under their robes. justice scalia was really unethical because he was working on one of the cases and wouldn't recuse himself.
― harbl, Tuesday, 1 December 2009 14:58 (fourteen years ago) link
i also dreamt the other night that i was at a bar and there was a special event wherein *my landlord* was being given an award for his great writing
― harbl, Thursday, 3 December 2009 02:05 (fourteen years ago) link
my dead great-grandparents keep visiting me in my dreams, including my dad's dad's mom who would be like 130 years old if still alive. am I gonna die soon?
― elegaroo (unregistered), Sunday, 6 December 2009 21:37 (fourteen years ago) link
(wait, more like 125 years old. you get the idea though)
― elegaroo (unregistered), Sunday, 6 December 2009 21:38 (fourteen years ago) link
oh also I dreamt I went camping with a bunch of burly, bearded men. I was cooking breakfast on a kerosene stove when I accidentally stuck my hand into the open flame. surprisingly it didn't hurt a bit, even when I touched the flame a few more times to test my luck. I called the bearded guys to my side and demonstrated my amazing fire-touching ability. they weren't impressed: all they did was laugh at me. one of the guys pointed out that the temperature of the stove was on low, so the flame wasn't hot enough to burn anyone in the first place. he started mocking me, like, "what, did you think you were a superhero or something?" I was soooooo humiliated!
― elegaroo (unregistered), Sunday, 6 December 2009 21:56 (fourteen years ago) link
i dreamt i rented a cheap motel room in my home town. the room was full of frogs. what does my dream mean
― jergins, Tuesday, 8 December 2009 20:58 (fourteen years ago) link
were the frogs ribbiting? this is important.
― tehresa, Tuesday, 8 December 2009 21:02 (fourteen years ago) link