WHITE PEOPLE FOOD

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waht about the STONED DOG guys?

Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Thursday, 3 May 2007 17:06 (sixteen years ago) link

White Person Dessert, seven layer bars:

http://leutheuser.blogs.com/photos/uncategorized/imbb10hellodolly2.jpg

Mr. Que, Thursday, 3 May 2007 17:06 (sixteen years ago) link

White Person dessert topping

http://www.pauldavidson.net/wp-content/themes/wfme/images/entries/coolwhip.jpg

Mr. Que, Thursday, 3 May 2007 17:07 (sixteen years ago) link

cornbread and collard greens:

http://chowtimes.com/photos/2007/01/IMG_0107_edited-1.jpg


man i am so bad at this.

chicago kevin, Thursday, 3 May 2007 17:08 (sixteen years ago) link

i propose dividing white people into two groups, cool whips and corn flakes. i'm not sure what to call those who are on the border between the two.

chicago kevin, Thursday, 3 May 2007 17:09 (sixteen years ago) link

corn whip

strongohulkington, Thursday, 3 May 2007 17:11 (sixteen years ago) link

man, I love those seven layer bars. my high school cafeteria called them "magic bars."

horseshoe, Thursday, 3 May 2007 17:11 (sixteen years ago) link

maybe casseroles.

xpost- my high school cafeteria called them "magic bars."


this isn't anything like the "space cake" a friend brought back from amsterdam is it?

chicago kevin, Thursday, 3 May 2007 17:12 (sixteen years ago) link

seven-layer dessert bars are pretty fucking good though omg

rrrobyn, Thursday, 3 May 2007 17:15 (sixteen years ago) link

TRUE^^^

Mr. Que, Thursday, 3 May 2007 17:16 (sixteen years ago) link

oh man that lutefisk up there is some seriously upper echelon whitey-white shit. i have eaten it at a masonic lodge with a bunch of minnesota farmers telling "ole and lena" jokes. it was the whitest experience of my life and it tasted like pure winter desperation. the lefse was good though

iiiijjjj, Thursday, 3 May 2007 17:19 (sixteen years ago) link

I just looked up some "ole and lena" jokes, and damned if I can even understand a one of them.

THE DOCTOR asked Ole when he discovered he had diarrhea.

Said Ole, "When I took off my bicycle clips."

HOW CAN you tell if the Norwegian you're talking with is extroverted or introverted?
"He's extroverted if it is your shoes he keeps looking on."


?!?!?!

I wonder if Space Cake is the same as "Wacky Cake".

And I'm pretty sure that I've seen a non-white person eat cornbread and collard greens before. They just didn't put mayonnaise on it, that's all.

Pleasant Plains, Thursday, 3 May 2007 17:22 (sixteen years ago) link

those jokes are awesome.

strongohulkington, Thursday, 3 May 2007 17:24 (sixteen years ago) link

 Ole is so cheap that after his airplane landed safely, he grumbled: "Vell, dere gose five dollars down da drain for dat flight insurance!


Lars: "Ole, stant in front of my car and tell me if da turn signals are vorking". Ole: "Yes, No, Yes, No, Yes, No, Yes, No...."


That last one's pretty good, yah.

Pleasant Plains, Thursday, 3 May 2007 17:31 (sixteen years ago) link

norwegians are so DUMB

iiiijjjj, Thursday, 3 May 2007 17:33 (sixteen years ago) link

betty white people food

get bent, Thursday, 3 May 2007 17:40 (sixteen years ago) link

betty white is soylent green?

chicago kevin, Thursday, 3 May 2007 17:42 (sixteen years ago) link

coyote ugly betty white people food

norwegians are so DUMB[

Hey, you'll never catch me making jokes about Norwegians.

http://img264.imageshack.us/img264/5198/baldknobbersrn5.jpg

Pleasant Plains, Thursday, 3 May 2007 17:43 (sixteen years ago) link

rejected jbr screen name: ludafis

get bent, Thursday, 3 May 2007 17:45 (sixteen years ago) link

betty white tastes like:

http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h193/rAr_18/CannedChicken.jpg

elmo argonaut, Thursday, 3 May 2007 17:45 (sixteen years ago) link

the chicken cordon bleu upthread looks kinda good i gotta say

get bent, Thursday, 3 May 2007 17:49 (sixteen years ago) link

basically any food that uses mayonaisse as a binding agent is de facto caucasian

elmo argonaut, Thursday, 3 May 2007 17:57 (sixteen years ago) link

i was gonna put mayonnaise up there, but i thought somebody was gonna call me out on it.

remy bean, Thursday, 3 May 2007 18:22 (sixteen years ago) link

fourteen years pass...

Fish

fix up luke shawp (darraghmac), Sunday, 26 September 2021 03:01 (two years ago) link

Meat
Vegetables
Fruits
Grains

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Sunday, 26 September 2021 03:35 (two years ago) link

ranch water

brimstead, Sunday, 26 September 2021 06:51 (two years ago) link

cheese on rice

davey, Sunday, 26 September 2021 09:22 (two years ago) link

Every other week white American ppl and white British ppl on twitter get into a fight about which country has the worst cuisine and both sides pretend like the other country has no non-white people in it.

Daniel_Rf, Sunday, 26 September 2021 10:19 (two years ago) link

I remember the difficulty of finding things like peppers, chilies and spices when i was first living in Dublin in the early 90s.
Does seem quite abit better now. But there have been waves of immigration in the interim that have lead to other palates widening general taste i think.
LIke I'm thinking now that I had to go out to larger suburban supermarkets or go into Smithfield itself to find things. Could be i was missing some outlets.

Stevolende, Sunday, 26 September 2021 10:44 (two years ago) link

cheese on rice

― davey, Sunday, September 26, 2021 4:22 AM (six hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

this is a hong kong thing if I understand correctly

Guayaquil (eephus!), Sunday, 26 September 2021 16:01 (two years ago) link

Every other week white American ppl and white British ppl on twitter get into a fight about which country has the worst cuisine and both sides pretend like the other country has no non-white people in it.

― Daniel_Rf, Sunday, 26 September 2021 10:19 (thirteen hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

Partly this, partly the white chest beaters of each culture dictating to the rest of the world that they own the true definition of all whiteness tbh

fix up luke shawp (darraghmac), Sunday, 26 September 2021 23:29 (two years ago) link

salmon is pink

sarahell, Monday, 27 September 2021 00:53 (two years ago) link

xxp another damaging effect of colonialism smh... but srsly that is interesting, i thought it was strictly midwestern wipipo stuff

davey, Monday, 27 September 2021 05:10 (two years ago) link

yeah, cheese in general is often used in Korean cuisine in ways that would horrify many, always ends up tasty as fuck

see also: spam

Daniel_Rf, Monday, 27 September 2021 09:23 (two years ago) link

Partly this, partly the white chest beaters of each culture dictating to the rest of the world that they own the true definition of all whiteness tbh

This is indeed extremely annoying but then we've been here before with that one, deems.

Are You Still in Love With Me, Klas-Göran? (Tom D.), Monday, 27 September 2021 10:33 (two years ago) link

I knew what this revive was about right away lol

FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Monday, 27 September 2021 12:13 (two years ago) link

Yeah what was the deal with fish?

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 27 September 2021 13:16 (two years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iQC2_NJj2iA

Habemus poptimism (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 27 September 2021 13:28 (two years ago) link

Im reclaiming it xp

fix up luke shawp (darraghmac), Monday, 27 September 2021 14:21 (two years ago) link

Yeah what was the deal with fish?

check out the annoying coworker thread.

FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Monday, 27 September 2021 15:53 (two years ago) link

Tater tot casserole with cream of mushroom soup, ground beef, whatever, is really really good.

Guayaquil (eephus!), Monday, 27 September 2021 15:57 (two years ago) link

So is Jell-O salad with fruit suspended in it and so are those mushrooms with grape jelly and ketchup sauce you get at a Christmas party, these are champion dishes

Guayaquil (eephus!), Monday, 27 September 2021 16:01 (two years ago) link

And deviled eggs, Jesus, deviled eggs are amazing, I can eat a dozen at a sitting

Guayaquil (eephus!), Monday, 27 September 2021 16:01 (two years ago) link

by which I mean the quantity of deviled egg coming from six full eggs to be clear

Guayaquil (eephus!), Monday, 27 September 2021 16:02 (two years ago) link

can still sing this more or less by heart
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vb1uE69i8jw

though to be honest, this is the version i know best
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M_rDJuNWPwk

When Young Sheldon began to rap (forksclovetofu), Monday, 27 September 2021 17:16 (two years ago) link


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