Britney Spears: Classic or Dud?

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I'm not sure what you mean by this. Britney Spears is quite deliberately targeted, or at least was until recently, at pre-teen and teen girls (though there is the likely deliberate secondary target of horny 20-50 year old men). The post I was referring to tried to point out that Britney is *supposed to be* a product. I agree that this has nothing to do one way or another with her being any good, but if you're going to talk about things in those terms, let's really follow their implications.

If Britney is just a *product* then all I should have to say is "I don't like it". That's it. I don't like Pepsi, I prefer Wendy's to McDonalds. If you're trying to make some sort of well-reasoned "argument" for her, then you're abandoning the idea that she's just a product to be liked or disliked.

Hurting (Hurting), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 21:09 (nineteen years ago) link

Err, moving on quickly now, how good is the bonus remix disc that come with the Greatest Hits and what's up with the Carl Cox MEGAMIX???!

Baaderonixxx le Jeune (Fabfunk), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 21:10 (nineteen years ago) link

um, then why are you posting? so you'll have a record of your opinion re: britney later on in case you forget how your cillia reacted? i mean your position re: britney, madonna, rockism vs. "popism" has been 'i don't hate britney etc. cuz of any snobbery towards her audience or it's perceived realness, my dislike is based on the music itself' but when pressed on what about the music itself you don't like you fall back on snide remarks about her audience and strawman arguments about her defender, about the actual music you have nothing to say beyond tautologies and cuzisaidso's, which makes me wonder if what you're saying is that people who listen to britney (even maybe - gasp! - twelve year old girls) think about music more than people who don't but i don't think this is what you're saying in which case i have to ask you again (i'm thicker than a twelve year old girl i'm afraid)(not as thick as a forty year old man though): what exactly is you are trying to say?

cinniblount (James Blount), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 21:12 (nineteen years ago) link

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You're implying that some people are "artists" and some are "products". This is bullshit.

You're implying that you know exactly which audience Britney was targeted at. This is highly fucking unlikely.

You're implying that Britney can only appeal to men (and not women) for sexual reasons. This is wilful bullshit.

noodle vague (noodle vague), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 21:13 (nineteen years ago) link

"um, then why are you posting? so you'll have a record of your opinion re: britney later on in case you forget how your cillia reacted?"

Read half the posts above: "Classic!" "Yay Britney!" etc. Title of thread: "Classic or Dud?" I say dud. That bothers you so much that you need to keep prodding, hoping I'll slip and say something rockist so you can prove that there's no legitimate reason to dislike Britney?

"You're implying that some people are "artists" and some are "products". This is bullshit." I didn't initially use the word "product," a pro-Britney poster did. I wouldn't have called her that, but I ran with it to make a point.


Hurting (Hurting), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 21:21 (nineteen years ago) link

sorry, correction, an anti-Britney poster did say it first.

Hurting (Hurting), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 21:22 (nineteen years ago) link

ye olde 'product' canard is one of the better facets of rockism, the slight extension of a handshake, backhanded compliment galore - "yes yes this is obviously crap, not real music like jethro tull (or john coltrane or gustav mahler), but it's good crap", fathered by leonard bernstein, father or uncle at least of rockism. see also: "______ is actually a good pop tune", the 'credit to his race' of rockism, clever way of dodging snob charge by noting the monkey's actually managed to type hamlet this once, clever way to maintain snob authority by noting they're still monkeys.

cinniblount (James Blount), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 21:23 (nineteen years ago) link

You're implying that Britney can only appeal to men (and not women) for sexual reasons.This is wilful bullshit.

Oh, come on! Replace your mental image of Britney with oh I don't know... Bea Arthur. How do you think that would fly?

darin (darin), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 21:24 (nineteen years ago) link

hruting you've given us plenty of illegitimate reasons to dislike britney while maintaining that no really your's is legitimate (hint: there are plenty of legit reasons all over this board, britney is no litmus test)(litmus tests by and large = pretty rockist)(which is to say 'boring')(and unlike you i'll give a reason for using the word 'boring' - cuz they discourage thinking what they talk about instead of encourage thinking what they talk about)(= popist), i'm asking: what exactly is your reason?

cinniblount (James Blount), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 21:27 (nineteen years ago) link

Why is finding the sound of someone's voice irritating, for example, an illegitimate reason to dislike something? Should I force it down like vegetables?

Hurting (Hurting), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 21:31 (nineteen years ago) link

Oh, come on! Replace your mental image of Britney with oh I don't know... Bea Arthur. How do you think that would fly?

Firstly, I'd guess plenty of people are sexually attracted to Bea Arthur.

Secondly, whether I find the image of Britney (never having met her socially) attractive or not, that isn't why, for example, "Toxic" gives me a raging bone-on. It's all about the music, maaaaaaaan.

noodle vague (noodle vague), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 21:33 (nineteen years ago) link

None of the "classic" posts above seem to pretend that they have much more of a "legitimate reason" for liking Britney than just liking her. I don't see a single one that says more than "she's pretty" "she's a great dancer" or "I like x songs but don't like y" or "she sounds like an evil slut robot" etc. Nothing wrong with any of this, but why do you, Cin, consider this legitimate discussion but not my sourpuss 2 cents?

Hurting (Hurting), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 21:36 (nineteen years ago) link

show me where i said finding the sound of someone's voice irritating an illegitimate reason for disliking something (note i could show where on this thread i say i don't like 'toxic' as much as yr average old deborah cox remix cuz of, oh, britney's voice)

cinniblount (James Blount), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 21:37 (nineteen years ago) link

haha - and show me where i consider anyone else's posts legitimate! (note: not limited to this thread!)

cinniblount (James Blount), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 21:38 (nineteen years ago) link

Right, so why single out mine?

Hurting (Hurting), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 21:41 (nineteen years ago) link

Well, if you like her music, then you like her music. But the cynic in me still suspects that Britney wouldn't exist if it wasn't for her image. If it's rockist to wish artists were judged on a level playing field, then color me rockist.

darin (darin), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 21:42 (nineteen years ago) link

I already had.

noodle vague (noodle vague), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 21:43 (nineteen years ago) link

becuz yrs are esp. daft

cinniblount (James Blount), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 21:45 (nineteen years ago) link

But the cynic in me still suspects that Britney wouldn't exist if it wasn't for her image.

You could say that about at least 50 percent of rock musicians though, even the ones that rockist critics adore.

Leon the Fratboy (Ex Leon), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 21:46 (nineteen years ago) link

surely not the beatles nicole! and god knows charlie parker's carefully cultivated (but not 'manufactured' - no way!) image has had nothing to do with his critical reception! bob dylan really was circus folk yknow

cinniblount (James Blount), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 21:48 (nineteen years ago) link

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i don't think three-quarters of the successful musicians in rock, pop, hip-hop, r&b, country or reaggae would "exist" in the same way if they weren't good looking. of course that's true of britney. it's also true of mick jagger. so in a sense, everyone IS on a level playing field because they're all better looking than any of us and most of us have fantasies, somewhere in our dirty little minds, of fucking most of them.

fact checking cuz (fcc), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 21:49 (nineteen years ago) link

The level playing field is supposed to be The Market, isn't it?

noodle vague (noodle vague), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 21:50 (nineteen years ago) link

Hahaha I love Britney (and Avril and Madonna and Courtney Love) threads!

Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 21:50 (nineteen years ago) link

I love Britney's music. I enjoy it. The enjoyment is irony-free. She is wonderful. It is not complex. Classic.

Atnevon (Atnevon), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 23:14 (nineteen years ago) link

Hurting you're stuck in this wilful blindness schtick. Did you actually read that Yay Kelefa thread you were posting on? There was a very detailed discussion about Britney there which broke down a lot of these issues.

Tim Finney (Tim Finney), Thursday, 18 November 2004 00:21 (nineteen years ago) link

The level playing field is supposed to be The Market, isn't it?

Not when the market owns the market. And this is pretty much why I have problems with her music and her peers. It's like embracing Philip Morris or something. But I guess rooting for the underdog = rockism now too.

darin (darin), Thursday, 18 November 2004 00:41 (nineteen years ago) link

No, it would be like smoking Marlboros. Get your fuckin' metaphors straight.

Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Thursday, 18 November 2004 00:43 (nineteen years ago) link

I was comparing Philip Morris to major labels. I'm talking about markets, hence the metaphor. Chill dude.

darin (darin), Thursday, 18 November 2004 00:53 (nineteen years ago) link

The problem with the whole "we can't like Britney because of the market" is that there's no longer any necessary link between enjoyment and expenditure. If your beef is with the record company monopoly which stands behind Britney, don't buy music put out by that record company (but, if you're sincere, don't buy any of the records).

Tim Finney (Tim Finney), Thursday, 18 November 2004 00:58 (nineteen years ago) link

I agree with that.

Hurting (Hurting), Thursday, 18 November 2004 01:06 (nineteen years ago) link

So do I. Hurting, could you explain your problems with anti-rockism; you seem to be, if not a rockist, at least an anti-anti-rockist, and I would like to understand what the problems are in the anti-rockist approach.

Kevin Gilchrist (Mr Fusion), Thursday, 18 November 2004 01:09 (nineteen years ago) link

SHE DOES NOT HAVE ANY GOOD SONGS.
THE NUMBER OF GOOD SONGS SHE HAS IS ZERO.
SHE IS FUCKING TERRIBLE.
SHE ALSO IS NOT VERY HOT.

Mr. Snrub, Thursday, 18 November 2004 01:26 (nineteen years ago) link

My main problem here was that I couldn't say "dud" and be taken at face value, that I have to actually *explain* what I mean by words like "boring", when no one on this thread has actually provided a complex justification of why they like Britney.

Some things I don't like about what I perceive as the anti-rockist approach:

1) That it tends to lead to judgments like the one I just described.

2) That it seems to over-emphasize top 40-type stuff (of which there is very little that I enjoy right now, no matter how hard I try).

3) That it seems to imply that I ought to spend more of my time listening to top 40 radio in order to avoid making rash generalizations, when I have enough other music I'm interested in pursuing to occupy all of my spare time. I don't feel the need to hear every new single to generalize that I don't like most of today's pop music. Granted there are occasionally new singles I like -- usually R&B or hip-hop. Admittedly, one or two of Britney's songs at least have beats I like, but I can't stand the singing.

4) That it seems to absolve its proponents of their own prejudices, which may include, as I have said before, actually liking pop music more than they would because it helps them prove to themselves that they are open-minded free thinkers.

5) That it seems to do away with the idea that any music can be truly "great" or "important" or more than just a matter of taste.

That said, I agree with many anti-rockist ideas, i.e. that albums are not necessarily better than songs, that it's delusional to think one can avoid commercial influence, that rock is not better than other genres, that "authenticity" is a foolish thing to prize in music.

Hurting (Hurting), Thursday, 18 November 2004 01:34 (nineteen years ago) link

Cool. I'm perfectly happy with someone saying they don't like Britney - it would be suspicious if everyone did. I only worry when people give reasons like 'she's a product' or 'she's an empty image' (I'm not saying you do that). I also think anti-rockism shouldn't velus top 40 stuff over anything else, and as long as you are not dismissing it for being 'commercial' I don't see why anyone would have a problem. I believe there are 'great' albums, but I do actually have a problem with the idea of an 'important' album - I don't know what that means, mostly. Thanks for responding - it seems to me that a lot of your concerns are not with anti-rockism, but with the prevalance and strength of anti-rockism on this board, in which case I understand.

Kevin Gilchrist (Mr Fusion), Thursday, 18 November 2004 01:41 (nineteen years ago) link

Fair enough. Yeah, to be honest, I'm not even comfortable with the word "important" -- I'm not sure what I mean by it.

But I would like to add that I think certain types of music are more complex or have more to digest or more to offer than others. Standing up to more repeated listenings doesn't necessarily make something objectively better, but I'll always have a deeper love for music that I find more engaging and complex, as opposed to fun songs with hot beats, even though I do like the latter.

Hurting (Hurting), Thursday, 18 November 2004 01:47 (nineteen years ago) link

name one anti-rockist that values top 40 stuff over anything else

cinniblount (James Blount), Thursday, 18 November 2004 02:07 (nineteen years ago) link

That's not what I said.

Hurting (Hurting), Thursday, 18 November 2004 02:11 (nineteen years ago) link

As I type this, I am working on a software program that, when I read ILM, censors out any post which contains the word "rockism."

And it can be yours too for the low price of $14.95.

My name is Kenny (My name is Kenny), Thursday, 18 November 2004 02:21 (nineteen years ago) link

MC Transmaniacon (natepatrin), Thursday, 18 November 2004 02:25 (nineteen years ago) link

(Looks like the test spyware works)

MC Transmaniacon (natepatrin), Thursday, 18 November 2004 02:26 (nineteen years ago) link

ok name one person this - "That it seems to absolve its proponents of their own prejudices, which may include, as I have said before, actually liking pop music more than they would because it helps them prove to themselves that they are open-minded free thinkers" - applies to and provide an example, any example, of how

cinniblount (James Blount), Thursday, 18 November 2004 02:27 (nineteen years ago) link

also name one person on this thread who's pro-britney argument is less complex than 'i don't like britney cuz i think it's boring. why do i think it's boring? cuz i don't like it!'

cinniblount (James Blount), Thursday, 18 November 2004 02:29 (nineteen years ago) link

I'm just saying no one on this thread has said anything much MORE complex than "I like it cause I like it" about Britney -- which, by the way, is fine.

As far as the absolution from prejudice bit, well I can't actually see inside anyone's mind and tell you the process behind their likes and dislikes. But I have been confronted numerous times with the argument (from anti-rockists) that anti-rockism is about "being more aware of one's (rockist) prejudices, (rockist) reasons for liking or disliking something, etc." So if you're an anti-rockist, you have super-awareness of musical prejudices that makes you, ultimately, a less tainted listener.

Hurting (Hurting), Thursday, 18 November 2004 03:56 (nineteen years ago) link

so wait if you "can't actually see inside anyone's mind and tell you the process behind their likes and dislikes", then what are 90% of your other posts (eg. "(anti-rockism) seems to absolve its proponents of their own prejudices, which may include, as I have said before, actually liking pop music more than they would because it helps them prove to themselves that they are open-minded free thinkers") re: this subject about???? and name one anti-rockist that "over emphasizes top 40 music". you're the one saying this, i'm just asking you who it is exactly you're saying it about (i'm beginning to suspect the answer is 'nobody that actually exists'), or what exactly prompted you to say or think it. surely if these tendencies are prevalent in the anti-rockist argument than on a board (nevermind thread) with plenty of anti-rockism (ask the times!) it shouldn't be too hard to provide an example of what it is you're talking about.

cinniblount (James Blount), Thursday, 18 November 2004 04:05 (nineteen years ago) link

Hurting if you're interested, this is what I wrote a few years ago about why I like "Born To Make You Happy".

Tim Finney (Tim Finney), Thursday, 18 November 2004 04:24 (nineteen years ago) link

Cinniblount, the best example of what I'm talking about is what you've been doing since I first posted on this thread.

Hurting (Hurting), Thursday, 18 November 2004 04:53 (nineteen years ago) link

Tim, I really, really like your writing, but I don't get your piece. It seems like you're praising the song for having the same childish view of love expressed in about half a million other love songs. Most of the more interesting reflections on love here are coming from you, not the lyrics. Sure, even the adult longs sometimes for that sense of love, but that very sense is the typical stuff of teen love songs.

I could certainly tell you what I don't like about this song -- the cliched lyrics, the rhyming couplets that sound like they came from an internet love song generator "since you've been gone"/"carry on," "give you my world"/"be your girl", "you and me/way our life should be," etc.

The only thing I do find interesting at all is the subtle creepiness of her saying "I was born to make you happy."

Hurting (Hurting), Thursday, 18 November 2004 05:04 (nineteen years ago) link

For me ne of the key aspects of that song's success (and this is true of a lot of Britney stuff and a lot of stuff i like generally) is that it does something quite unusual and unexpected with its stereotypical lyrics - Britney's performance makes the song for me.

I'm fascinated by popular culture which attempts to describe the experience of adolescence because we all live our adolescence via a constant negotiation between our own personal experience and the cultural stereotypes which surround us - 2 and a half years on from being a teenager, I find it difficult to tease apart the reality and the myths in my own memories of the period. The importance of these myths to me as I was growing up (despite their strong differences to my own experiences) renders a lot of this stuff somehow very personal-feeling to me.

Tim Finney (Tim Finney), Thursday, 18 November 2004 05:30 (nineteen years ago) link

Hmm. The first paragraph of your last post I guess is subjective so I don't want to belabor it (though I personally don't find anything unusual about what she does with her nearly ready-made lyrics and sentiment).

As far as the second paragraph, I feel like you're more getting into Britney's music as an object of cultural inquiry than as songcraft, music, or whatever. There's nothing wrong with doing this, but it could just as easily be done with a song you don't like. I don't think it's valid to say that a song is good because it's a good starting point for exploring adolescence in our culture.

Hurting (Hurting), Thursday, 18 November 2004 05:38 (nineteen years ago) link

Hurting I meant that it was viscerally fascinating for me - I'm drawn to this stuff on an emotional level because of the cultural cues (not all songs about adolescence will do this of course, it's about the intertwined operation of the music, the performance, the lyrics, the moment in time I hear it, the video clip, the film tie-in, and so on right down the line). This is not an argument for why you should like Britney of course, I'm just trying to show the workings behind my appreciation of Britney so that you know we're not all sitting here thinking "Britney rocks rockism sucks" over and over again.

Tim Finney (Tim Finney), Thursday, 18 November 2004 05:44 (nineteen years ago) link


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