The Dan Lacey Bandwidth-Abuse Thread

'i like the guilty raincoater in that last panel.'

May have to revise that. Robe, not raincoat. He's one of the 'live xxx show' employees on a break.

Idea for a Faithmouse/Chick Tract parody-
http://www.faithmouse.com/NU1.jpg

Goon request, Blade Runner theme-
http://www.faithmouse.com/gayrunner.gif

9-11 drawing-
http://www.faithmouse.com/towers-large.jpg

Inspired by story of New Zealand man who claimed he was raped by a wombat which caused him to speak Australian-
Foster's Is Australian For Beer - NSFW

Recent drawing-

Gary Gygax memorial cartoon in progress-

Former WalMart employee brain-damaged by second-party truck accident chases CEO of WalMart which tried to recover half million in paid medical expenses-

Padre Pio-

That 'Amy Winehouse' YouTube midget transvestite from Chile-

Goon request, after Rosicrucian tapestry-

Following up on the previously posted Taint cartoon-

I'm happy to take sketch requests, which helps to support the cartoon. $20 for a custom cartoon and I'll throw in a signed Mallard Fillmore cartoon (danlacey(at)faithmouse(dot)com.)

I have a pretty fun nude Olympics San Francisco protest cartoon in progress as well.

http://www.faithmouse.com/john_mccain_mcmuppet.jpg

Recent drawing-
http://www.faithmouse.com/punch_pizza.jpg

Gary Gygax memorial cartoon in progress-
http://www.faithmouse.com/cartoonx.jpg

Former WalMart employee brain-damaged by second-party truck accident chases CEO of WalMart which tried to recover half million in paid medical expenses-

Padre Pio-

That 'Amy Winehouse' YouTube midget transvestite from Chile-

Goon request, after Rosicrucian tapestry-

Following up on the previously posted Taint cartoon-

I'm happy to take sketch requests, which helps to support the cartoon. $20 for a custom cartoon and I'll throw in a signed Mallard Fillmore cartoon (danlacey(at)faithmouse(dot)com.)

I have a pretty fun nude Olympics San Francisco protest cartoon in progress as well.

The thread is only letting me post three or so cartoons at once, so I'll just break up the rest into a few separate posts-

http://www.faithmouse.com/low_prices.jpg

Former WalMart employee brain-damaged by second-party truck accident chases CEO of WalMart which tried to recover half million in paid medical expenses-
http://www.faithmouse.com/wal_mart_brain_damage.jpg

http://www.faithmouse.com/pope_john_paul_II_pensive.jpg

Padre Pio-
http://www.faithmouse.com/padre_pio_face.jpg

That 'Amy Winehouse' YouTube midget transvestite from Chile-
http://www.faithmouse.com/amy_winehouse_midget.jpg

Goon request, after Rosicrucian tapestry-
http://www.faithmouse.com/tapestry.gif

http://www.faithmouse.com/dramatic_prarie_dog_blog.jpg

http://www.faithmouse.com/obama_on_easel.jpg

Following up on the previously posted Taint cartoon-
http://www.faithmouse.com/taint-shoes.gif

http://www.faithmouse.com/laid.gif

http://www.faithmouse.com/its_a_bicycle_world.jpg

I'll try to stop by more often...

I'm happy to take sketch requests, which helps to support the cartoon. $20 for a custom cartoon and I'll throw in a signed Mallard Fillmore cartoon (danlacey(at)faithmouse(dot)com.)

I have a pretty fun nude Olympics San Francisco protest cartoon in progress as well.

$20 is cheap!

Dan, would you care to talk a bit about process? That is, how do you go from sketch to inked-looking JPEG?

http://www.faithmouse.com/dramatic_prarie_dog_blog.jpg

XD

http://www.faithmouse.com/kish_pre.jpg

Pic showing penciling and inking for the finished 'bicycle' cartoon. Sometimes I'll isolate different elements to layers in Photoshop and then move them around to get what I want, but I also draw and scan cartoons 'whole' as well.

I started using red markers a few years ago when my local art store was out of black. I never really know what a finished cartoon will look like until late in the process. Also, cartoons don't look that great in red so I really have to try harder to get a better looking product.

For my sketches I'll try to draw upsidedown as much as possible, which forces you to copy what's really there instead of just recording presumptions.

Tried a tablet once but it didn't really work for me.

http://www.faithmouse.com/Putin.gif

http://www.faithmouse.com/barack_obama_waffle.jpg

'Memories Of Barack Obama's Breakfast' - Ebay Auction

One man’s garbage, another man’s online phenomenon - Times-Tribune.com

Dan Lacey, the Minnesota author of the Christian cartoon “Faithmouse,” saw the waffle image online and said he was inspired to make the “Memories” painting, which he offers for sale on eBay.

He paints on the side to support his cartoon business and has made other portraits of Mr. Obama.

“I just thought it was a very nice-looking, half-eaten waffle. It caught my artistic eye and immediately engaged me,” Mr. Lacey said.

http://www.faithmouse.com/obama_ebay_waffle_cartoon.jpg

Having a lol here.

Taint/Fetus 'Get Out' NSFW

Fetus taint getting his newspaper NSFW

Fetus taint getting his newspaper NSFW

I can't imagine the context where this WOULD link to something SFW except maybe a rickroll.

http://www.faithmouse.com/hillary_clinton_sesame_street.jpg

http://www.faithmouse.com/catholic_church_vatican_ufo.jpg

http://www.faithmouse.com/barack_obama_cartoon.jpg

John Hagee / Taint 'Great Whore' NSFW

http://www.faithmouse.com/amy_winemouse_cartoon.jpg

http://www.faithmouse.com/kidney_bitch.jpg

http://www.faithmouse.com/gary_gygax_memorial_portrait.jpg

http://www.faithmouse.com/john_paul_II_pencil_drawing.jpg

http://www.faithmouse.com/winners-aren

http://www.faithmouse.com/hillary_clinton_bill_oreilly.jpg

http://www.faithmouse.com/winners-aren

http://www.faithmouse.com/putin_painting.jpg

Taint & Fetus / Get Out NSFW

Cowgirl Expresso NSFW

http://www.faithmouse.com/dan_at_canterbury.jpg

Your paintings are GREAT (as well)

Hey, thanks.

I love how you drew the adrenal gland on the kidney. It's like a cute little wig or hat.

Thanky.

http://www.faithmouse.com/heath_ledger_as_the_joker_1.jpg

http://www.faithmouse.com/heath_ledger_brokeback_mountain.jpg

http://www.faithmouse.com/harvey_korman_large.jpg

Ms. StarMole and Timothy A. Bear at Wiscon NSFW

http://www.faithmouse.com/sydney_pollack.jpg

http://www.faithmouse.com/hillary_clinton_the_end_large.jpg

Another A+++ score, Dan.

Oooo, I like the Joker one.

Thank you.

http://www.faithmouse.com/obama_victory_unicorn.jpg

Oh, the heck-

http://www.faithmouse.com/obama_victory_unicorn.jpg

http://www.faithmouse.com/john_mccain_pancake_head.jpg

dan will you do a drawing of this cat
http://chasenoface.blogspot.com/

love pancake

I would be happy to.
Make take a few days to get around to, though.

:^D

John McGriddles

http://www.faithmouse.com/ayn_rand_naked_pinup_censored.gif

Click cartoon for uncensored.

http://www.faithmouse.com/jesse_helms.jpg

http://www.faithmouse.com/barack_obama_pro_choice.gif

http://www.faithmouse.com/freedom_isnt_free_large.gif

http://www.faithmouse.com/festival_express.gif

Ayn Rand nude. Well, goodness. At least Bob Crumb would've gotten his hump on.

http://www.faithmouse.com/barack_white_house.jpg

Paintings for sale-

http://www.faithmouse.com/bobby_jindal.jpg

http://www.faithmouse.com/rio_rita_michelle_large.jpg

Art For Sale (with descriptions)

I'm also selling three erotic paintings for $125 each; the shipping is $25 individually or combined-
NSFW

Thanks for shopping USA.

I think i'm finally at a point where I might buy a lacey.
I can't wait for the no-face chase pic.

I would buy a Dantoon, but I can't think of what I'd want him to draw.

I can't wait for the no-face chase pic.

?

http://www.faithmouse.com/john_mccain_portrait.jpg

http://www.faithmouse.com/brett_fauve_brett_favre.jpg

Brett 'Fauve'

http://www.faithmouse.com/megan_fox-gets-fat.jpg

I'm going to try to continue the cartoon as a painting project; just painting the cartoons I can't find time to draw and then posting them for sale. I'm asking $100 a painting (16 by 20 inches on stretched canvas) 25 for the shipping. Finished portraits like the McCain or Obama are more because of the time involved in having (needing) to get an adequate likeness.

I've immediately sold both cartoon paintings so far. Another idea I have to keep the cartoon going and to find a way to pay for it, so maybe I'm on to something.

I actually paint these in the front lobby of a local racetrack.

dan will you do a drawing of this cat
http://chasenoface.blogspot.com/

-- and what, Thursday, June 26, 2008 4:12 PM (3 weeks ago) Bookmark Link

I would be happy to.
Make take a few days to get around to, though.

-- Dan Lacey, Thursday, June 26, 2008 4:18 PM (3 weeks ago) Bookmark Link

I like the fauvre.

Oh, right! Sorry, it got past me.

I'll paint Chase the Cat later today, post tomorrow.

http://www.faithmouse.com/chase_the_cat.jpg

Gott in Himmel.

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