The Life & Times of Miley Cyrus

i hate how she says "tummy"

this is the kind of song that only gets improved by mass pop culture ubiquity, but if it doesn't get there i'll happily forget about it

The inevitable Biggie Smalls mash-up that swept the internet off its feet.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ENYsanXR0pQ

Got her new song stuck in my head.

It has very little to do with parties, though, if you asked me.

we need more parties in the U.S.A.

Pa-pa-pa-pa lupe loop.

Haang on Sloopy, Sloopy, hang on.

We need something.

If I think Miley Cyrus is hot, does that make me a pedophile?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ages_of_consent_in_North_America#State_laws

It looks like you're legally free to make a move anywhere except Arizona, California, Delaware, Florida, Idaho, North Dakota, Oregon, Tennessee, Utah, Virginia, Wisconsin, or Wyoming.
Good luck, Snrub.
Go get 'er, Snrub.
I think she's kind of a dog.

Last night I was in charge of my 12 yr old cousins birthday party/sleep over with 14 of his friends. At one point he asked me to play some music. They asked me if I have Party in The USA, so I let them play music of my itunes and they played this song on repeat endlessly through the night. Today it's all I've been singing.

community party in the usa was a big hit in the fifties for skeeter davis iirc

communist*

oh well

don't get the appeal of that song (or of most miley cyrus' songs, tbh)

Is this real?

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/d0dd0f8d2f/miley-cyrus-today-show-fail

wait.

The first comment had a link to the show as broadcasted:

http://www.celebritysmackblog.com/2009/08/28/miley-cyrus-today-show-video/

but people are saying the singing in the first video is the "real" one, unprocessed. Maybe I just want her to fail too much.

Very fake. Miley shreds.

Crap, now i'm gonna have to go back and see if that "McCain's greatest fartz" video on funnyordie.com that I sent around to everyone in fall 2008 is fake too! False alarm, sorry folks.

Very fake. Miley shreds. - Yeah, this loses me once she starts caterwauling. If they'd kept her just *off* enough to be o_O "wtf did Miley get into the night before" it could have been a lot more convincing (& funny).

Is this basically the same as the fake Beyonce Today Show clip?

i don't know if this has already been posted, but this is the funniest thing i've seen in a while

The Climb death metal https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R-TtqW1IE5Y&feature=related

it's the cliiiiiiiiiiiiiiimb

"And that lapdance was goin' on, and the lapdance was going on!"

http://www.radaronline.com/exclusives/2010/05/exclusive-miley-cyrus-dirty-dancing-video-market

Late last year, pictures surfaced of Miley Cyrus grinding her teen ass into director Adam Shankman at a party in Hollywood. Even though Miley was underage it wasn’t a huge controversy because Shankman is gay, and teen girl ass means nothing to them. It’s almost as if she was testing him for gay and he scored a 100.

But now the non-controversy may become plus-controversy with the release of a video from the same party, one that shows Miley acting extremely sexual.

“The video was taken about seven months ago at a wrap party for The Last Song. The worst part is that there were little kids at the party and the dancing between Miley and Adam was so dirty that some of the parents actually left the party and took their kids home.”
The video shows Shankman on the dance floor with a drink in hand grinding up against Cyrus’ backside while she grinds back. At one point Cyrus turns around and seductively opens the top layer of her shirt, teasing Shankman with her flirty dance moves.
In a second clip to the video, Cyrus is seen giving Shankman a lap dance while children under the age of 10 sit less than five feet away watching the Hannah Montana star, and neither her mother Tish nor father Billy Ray were present at the party."

A lap dance is not sex. Nowhere in America is it illegal to get a lap dance from a fully clothed person. Maybe in Utah. Maybe you should move there.
by Golobulus

that new song "can't be tamed" is not very exciting to me

http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20448642,00.html

n between bouts of giggles, she asks, "Is that me tripping? Does that look like Liam at all?"

The video, which was shot five days after her birthday, ends in Cyrus saying, "I want more of that s---," after laughing and rambling incomprehensibly.

bob miley is now trending on twitter

the only thing that has to be more annoying than miley cyrus irl is miley cyrus on drugs

at least the younger generation will have its lohan tho

miley cyrus is easy to ignore. miley cyrus on drugs is easy to ignore. the truly annoying thing imo is the ghoulishness of media outlets that sit perched in feverish expectation of the next young popstar to undergo lohan-style personal crises

Plenty of uh here.

"Were it not for David Lynch," Cyrus asserts, "Miley would never have been Hannah Montana."

Cold wind's blowing
Sat here knowing
My heart's about to break

In January 2010, shooting for Hannah Montana's final episodes began. "Season four, it was a disaster," he says. "I was going to work every single day knowing that my family had fallen apart, but yet I had to sit in front of that camera. I look back and I go, How did I ever make it through that? I must be a better actor than I thought."

Michael Jackson—I was trying to reach out to Michael Jackson. I knew he had kids, and I was going to invite his kids down to a taping of Hannah—I just felt it would be good for Michael. I don't know why. I met Michael one time at the Grammys. He sat in front of me, in the front row, and a dime rolled out from under and hit my boot—this very boot I've got on—and I reached down and picked up this dime, and looked, he was going through his pockets, and I said, 'Are you looking for this?' 'Thank you.' And he took that dime and put it back in his pocket. I looked at my manager, I just said, 'Why did Michael Jackson have a dime?...' Nobody could tell me."

hahahahah awesome

I must be a better actor than I thought.

no, no you're not.

actually, you're as good an actor as your daughter is a singer.

TS: "Achy Breaky Heart" vs. "Party in the USA"

america is doomed.

dude is kinda a name-dropper

"For the record," he abruptly announces, "to set it straight, I want to tell you: I've never made a dime off of Miley.

i find this hard to believe in a direct sense, and it's certainly untrue in an indirect sense.

the impression that lingers from this article is how utterly impossible it must be to have a father-daughter relationship in a situation like this, and how bizzare it must be to ride your minor daughter's coattailes for the long-tail of your own (momentarily bright) career.

Kurt Cobain had just died, and that really had an impact on me. He was one of those guys that became a friend to me that I never expected. We met at a venue one night, some big coliseum somewhere—his rig was pulling out and mine was pulling in—and I was standing in the shadows, 1 a.m. in the morning, and he's 'Hey man, congratulations—you pissed the whole world off.' We shook hands, and I said, 'Thanks, man... I love what you all do.'"

wow

i'd namedrop too if i could drop those names!

achy breaky heart-shaped box

smells like name-dropping.

haha oh man 'you pissed the whole world off'

yeah, wait, billy ray cyrus pissed the whole world off?

"Billy, wait a minute, that's my girl dogg
'I don't give a fuck, God sent me to piss the world off!'"

Itunes, Billboard, and the marginalization of black music and black audiences in America

Thanks. I dipped into that and yeah it is crazy, the same rereleased Taylor Swift song that people were complaining about three months ago when it was at #4 is now at #1, and it’s spent over six months on the chart. So the Hot 100 really is a whole different planet now.