http://www.daybydaycartoon.com/072807.jpg
haha, any fact or evidence contrary to the Party or the Party's aims must immediately be attacked and anybody standing against the party must be destroyed, credibly or otherwise. Facts that don't measure must be the work of craven traitors and those who wish to weaken the Heimatland.
http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/gm070726.jpg
http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/nifongco.jpg
― kingfish, Saturday, 28 July 2007 16:32 (sixteen years ago) link
http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/cb0727wj.jpg
haw haw, only gutless, latte-sipping pussies practice statecraft!
http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/20070730RZ1AP-Spitzer.jpg
― kingfish, Saturday, 28 July 2007 16:41 (sixteen years ago) link
NIFONG NIFONG NIFONG
W...T...F...
― GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ, Sunday, 29 July 2007 07:12 (sixteen years ago) link
well, doncha see? Asking the attorney general about illegal shit he did is JUST like the Duke Lacrosse case! Completely!
― kingfish, Sunday, 29 July 2007 07:36 (sixteen years ago) link
i have absolutely no idea what the fuck this one is about, from the NYT editors in their ivory tower skyscraper onward:
http://www.daybydaycartoon.com/072907.jpg
― kingfish, Monday, 30 July 2007 07:01 (sixteen years ago) link
take yer pick:
on the one hand, we actually have one about pat tillman:
http://www.caglecartoons.com/images/preview/%7B1A4C4B64-F878-470E-B69C-D28F664F2FE9%7D.gif
and on the other:
http://www.caglecartoons.com/images/preview/%7B3A17DF90-55B3-43A6-A277-4E5E2D3507CC%7D.gif
we have a michael moore is fat. and just look how fat he is! why, he has not one but TWO ice cream cones stuck to his large, muu-muu-like outer skin. And not only is he so fat and thus has no credible argument, for how better to dispute the nature of the premises and conclusions made than to repeatedly point out how fat their maker is and no other response, but he apparently either wanders around in wintry northern michigan, or has just finished dining, since those two ice cream cones haven't even began to melt either from body heat or the ambient temperature. Why, one of them is still a perfect sphere of ice cream!
― kingfish, Monday, 30 July 2007 15:44 (sixteen years ago) link
I think the Gonzales one is the most astonishing. As if it's some kind of Democrat-led investigation? As if there's any chance whatsoever that he's not lying his ass off? That is some AMAZING level of denial.
― kenan, Monday, 30 July 2007 15:53 (sixteen years ago) link
http://www.jewishworldreview.com/strips/mallard/2000/MFT20070728.jpg
yeah! yeah! so take that, you "greens"!
http://www.jewishworldreview.com/strips/mallard/2000/MFT20070730.jpg
― kingfish, Monday, 30 July 2007 18:21 (sixteen years ago) link
I don't think I've ever seen a woman's shirt that completely isolates each (perky, of course) boob in its own cotton cocoon.
― milo z, Monday, 30 July 2007 18:28 (sixteen years ago) link
Yes, Mallard, the "greens" are <i>clearly</i> agitating for legislation requiring everyone to ride bicycles and limiting truck miles to 5,000 per year. (smacks forehead)
― Doctor Casino, Monday, 30 July 2007 19:21 (sixteen years ago) link
the difference between me and "greens" is --I have to ride a bike because of my multiple DUIs
― dmr, Monday, 30 July 2007 19:56 (sixteen years ago) link
lol
― strgn, Monday, 30 July 2007 20:40 (sixteen years ago) link
Oh god I can't wait for 2 weeks of Al Gore's son comix (shudder)
― Bnad, Monday, 30 July 2007 21:41 (sixteen years ago) link
dmr otm!
― bnw, Monday, 30 July 2007 22:09 (sixteen years ago) link
http://newsbusters.org/gaggle/2007-07-30.png
wtf, does mccain have the mumps?
― kingfish, Monday, 30 July 2007 22:27 (sixteen years ago) link
MAD BAD GLAD SAD
― dmr, Monday, 30 July 2007 23:36 (sixteen years ago) link
latest from the cancer industry guys posted upthread:
http://www.newstarget.com/cartoons/nation-the-people_600.jpg
― kingfish, Tuesday, 31 July 2007 00:55 (sixteen years ago) link
that doesn't seem nearly as crazy.
― GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ, Tuesday, 31 July 2007 01:32 (sixteen years ago) link
Yeah. the guy seems more of an adbusters type, rather than your run-on-the-mill BSRW type.
Aaaaaaaaand speaking of which:
http://newsbusters.org/gaggle/2007-07-31.png
http://www.daybydaycartoon.com/073107.jpg
so take THAT, you libruls, always bringing history and contexts into things.
http://www.jewishworldreview.com/strips/mallard/2000/MFT20070731.jpg
Hooray, using the Drudge Report as a source to spout the same bullshit talking points! guess what, fuckhead, check your shit first
― kingfish, Tuesday, 31 July 2007 15:48 (sixteen years ago) link
But like with every bullshit talking point, becuase it's wrong, you gonna be hearing about it forever
― kingfish, Tuesday, 31 July 2007 15:51 (sixteen years ago) link
well, not to mention that "environmentalists" are not some united and monolithic group -- you have climate change advocates and endangered species protectionists at loggerheads ALL the time -- c.f. people who are all jazzed over windfarms vs. people who want to shelter every migrating birdie ever
why is it when these jackholes attempt to unmask "hypocrisy", they simply show off their violent allergy to nuance & complexity? sometimes i feel pity for the poor bastards.
― elmo argonaut, Tuesday, 31 July 2007 16:04 (sixteen years ago) link
am I the only one who has trouble parsing the weirdly insular non-stop sarcastic dialogue of "Day-by-Day"? Half the time I can't tell who's supposed to be which political strawman.
― Shakey Mo Collier, Tuesday, 31 July 2007 16:22 (sixteen years ago) link
No. For all of the misplaced energy that I've put into trying to decipher them, I've received little compensation other than bafflement...plus further confusion regarding the dubious anatomy in the renderings of the "hot chicks".
― dell, Tuesday, 31 July 2007 16:31 (sixteen years ago) link
no we've noted many times that dbdc is pretty thoroughly incomprehensible on several levels, not the least of which is the opacity of the text
― El Tomboto, Tuesday, 31 July 2007 16:39 (sixteen years ago) link
http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/PN080207.jpg
― kingfish, Tuesday, 31 July 2007 16:41 (sixteen years ago) link
http://www.caglecartoons.com/images/preview/%7BCB53E8F5-6CB8-4836-9E6D-3344B356F211%7D.gif
1) So, we've established that Obama has big ears and HUUUUUUGE teeth
2) Meeting with people and basic diplomacy is pointless and only for terrorsymps. After all, we never met with Kruschev, Brezhnev, Putin, Stalin, the Saudi royal family, the weird-ass Uzbek/Turkmenistan guys, various latin american military types, etc etc
― kingfish, Tuesday, 31 July 2007 16:53 (sixteen years ago) link
Osama's a dictator?
― Shakey Mo Collier, Tuesday, 31 July 2007 16:57 (sixteen years ago) link
Satan's a dictator?
― Nathan, Tuesday, 31 July 2007 17:51 (sixteen years ago) link
http://www.patriotart.com/images/07_30_07/ChuckAndHarry450.jpg Americans give this feature two thumbs down.
I get a kick out of these in a different manner than the others, since it really just seems like a guy you see on the boardwalk doing bad caricatures("You like rollerskates?") taking out his frustrations at night on the dirty fucking hippies who've wronged him his entire life. His colored pencils are his weapons.
Also, I always like people trying to jump up & down when pointing to congress' low numbers, without actually explaining why they're that low.
― kingfish, Tuesday, 31 July 2007 17:53 (sixteen years ago) link
Hey, Barack Obama's intolerant, says the guy who draws minstrel caricatures!
― jposnan, Tuesday, 31 July 2007 18:41 (sixteen years ago) link
http://duckcover.blogspot.com/
Some folks have decided to pay even more attention to the duck than even I would deem healthy, and tend to have pretty good factual rebuttals to whatever batshit is being proffered in a day's strip.
― kingfish, Tuesday, 31 July 2007 18:44 (sixteen years ago) link
I guess we can cut out the history lessons then.
― humansuit, Tuesday, 31 July 2007 18:50 (sixteen years ago) link
BARACK BARACK BARACK
― gr8080, Tuesday, 31 July 2007 20:31 (sixteen years ago) link
:D :D :D
― gr8080, Tuesday, 31 July 2007 20:32 (sixteen years ago) link
this one isn't even incoherent in the usual DBD way, it's just completely unintelligible. The punchline is... just a rearview mirror? Huh?
― milo z, Tuesday, 31 July 2007 20:34 (sixteen years ago) link
(besides, everyone knows it's not another Vietnam, it's another 'French Indochina')
― milo z, Tuesday, 31 July 2007 20:35 (sixteen years ago) link
if the punchline is "lolz libruls be lookin backwards all the time", why does he tell her to look in the mirror in the first place?
― Shakey Mo Collier, Tuesday, 31 July 2007 20:35 (sixteen years ago) link
DBDs need a final BOXCAR!*#$@ panel
― milo z, Tuesday, 31 July 2007 20:37 (sixteen years ago) link
well there is a stock final panel he could use...
― Shakey Mo Collier, Tuesday, 31 July 2007 20:39 (sixteen years ago) link
i wonder if there's some visual punchline there totally obfuscated by muir's total lack of ability to draw 2 dimensional objects --?
― elmo argonaut, Tuesday, 31 July 2007 20:42 (sixteen years ago) link
I dunno he seems to do okay with squares and circles and whatnot
― Shakey Mo Collier, Tuesday, 31 July 2007 20:44 (sixteen years ago) link
it's a good thing he hired some guy named Gouraud to do the objects...
― kingfish, Tuesday, 31 July 2007 20:46 (sixteen years ago) link
http://www.daybydaycartoon.com/070707.jpg
is that a rearview mirror I see before me?
― bnw, Tuesday, 31 July 2007 20:50 (sixteen years ago) link
That's history.
― humansuit, Tuesday, 31 July 2007 20:55 (sixteen years ago) link
http://www.daybydaycartoon.com/073107.jpghttp://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i191/fluxion23/pot_kettle.jpg
― kenan, Tuesday, 31 July 2007 21:07 (sixteen years ago) link
kudos.
If it wouldn't get someone sued, a Random DBD Generator (like the Garfield one) would be fucking awesome.
― milo z, Tuesday, 31 July 2007 21:14 (sixteen years ago) link
hahaha love how they have a BLACK dude calling Hillary the first black president umm waht
― Shakey Mo Collier, Tuesday, 31 July 2007 21:16 (sixteen years ago) link
I was about to propose the exact same thing. But unlike the Garfield one, it would barely alter the strip at all - you could have a web game set up where you view pairs of DBD cartoons and try to guess which one is from the randomizer and which one is intended by the cartoonist to represent a coherent (indeed, punchy!) back-and-forth dialogue.
The recent spread of Obama caricatures re: the evils of diplomacy brings me back to a question I posed a while ago: how long does it take a public figure to become standardized in the pens of cartoonists? If Obama is elected, how many years into his presidency will we go before we stop seeing things like that one where his top teeth are 90% of his head?
― Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 1 August 2007 01:56 (sixteen years ago) link
http://www.jewishworldreview.com/strips/mallard/2000/MFT20070801.jpg
the duck is right. All you brown people, please step out of the line. White folk don't do the terrorist shit, everybody knows, so you can pass on thru.
http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/rosebyoth.jpg
Let the record show that I would open enjoy having Levi Stubbs' voice.
http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/rodtaxtheorcolor.jpg
― kingfish, Wednesday, 1 August 2007 15:41 (sixteen years ago) link
the democratic party - gigantic, mutant man-eating plants since 1824.
― GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ, Wednesday, 1 August 2007 15:44 (sixteen years ago) link