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i just really like that production aesthetic at the moment and sean kingston just makes me yearn for the glory days of sean paul being the sole american source of ja. vibes

-- deej, Sunday, August 5, 2007 8:27 PM (18 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

er sole source of ja. vibes in america

-- deej, Sunday, August 5, 2007 8:34 PM (11 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

i thought you were signing off your posts "vibes"

-- s1ocki, Sunday, August 5, 2007 8:39 PM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

and what, Sunday, 5 August 2007 20:45 (sixteen years ago) link

more zing-bait from slocki:

I think it has something to do with intelligence, or lack thereof. An intelligent person would take no pleasure at all in hearing the same song more than say, roughly 6 times in a row.

-- Bimble, Monday, August 6, 2007 1:03 AM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Link

if you ever meet one, ask!

-- s1ocki, Monday, August 6, 2007 3:50 AM (16 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

scott seward, Monday, 6 August 2007 04:09 (sixteen years ago) link

Sonny Rollins is gay?

-- Tuomas, Monday, August 6, 2007 8:33 AM (7 hours ago) Bookmark Link

Or are you talking about some other, inferior Rollins?

-- Tuomas, Monday, August 6, 2007 8:34 AM (7 hours ago) Bookmark Link

i'll take your playful pretending that you don't know who henry rollins is to mean that you've clamped down on his manmeat.

-- M@tt He1ges0n, Monday, August 6, 2007 3:53 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

latebloomer, Monday, 6 August 2007 15:58 (sixteen years ago) link

gold

strgn, Tuesday, 7 August 2007 01:53 (sixteen years ago) link

Too late...I've sent a friend request! Prepare to feel my grandiloquence!

-- Just got offed, Saturday, August 4, 2007 8:39 PM (3 days ago) Bookmark Link

Thank you, no.

-- Ned Raggett, Saturday, August 4, 2007 8:40 PM (3 days ago) Bookmark Link

Curt1s Stephens, Tuesday, 7 August 2007 13:54 (sixteen years ago) link

COLD

stevie, Tuesday, 7 August 2007 13:54 (sixteen years ago) link

Wow.

caek, Tuesday, 7 August 2007 15:01 (sixteen years ago) link

Oh come on, Ned threatened to kill LJ in cold blood with his bare hands before, that's nothing.

Dom Passantino, Tuesday, 7 August 2007 15:03 (sixteen years ago) link

ahaha ned zings are in a class all their own

am0n, Tuesday, 7 August 2007 15:09 (sixteen years ago) link

it's like getting slapped by kindly papa smurf

sanskrit, Tuesday, 7 August 2007 15:16 (sixteen years ago) link

its almost heartbreaking when you put it that way

sunny successor, Tuesday, 7 August 2007 15:41 (sixteen years ago) link

ahaha ned zings are in a class all their own

THE REASON YOU BLEEDIN IS YOU DISRESPECTED A DEMON

Jon Lewis, Tuesday, 7 August 2007 15:45 (sixteen years ago) link

ned vs lj grandiloquence-off: nein danke.

That one guy that hit it and quit it, Tuesday, 7 August 2007 16:00 (sixteen years ago) link

i dunno, ned definitely seems to have some buried rage

s1ocki, Tuesday, 7 August 2007 16:14 (sixteen years ago) link

:-)
the face of buried rage

rrrobyn, Tuesday, 7 August 2007 16:32 (sixteen years ago) link

Emoticon of buried rage.

Jon Lewis, Tuesday, 7 August 2007 16:36 (sixteen years ago) link

"The Buried Rage" = "Uh Raget Be Dire"

Pleasant Plains, Tuesday, 7 August 2007 16:50 (sixteen years ago) link

"Uh Raget Be Dire"

To the tune of "Oh, Lady Be Good"

Jon Lewis, Tuesday, 7 August 2007 17:00 (sixteen years ago) link

"Every time he stopped to reload his gun he would just keep saying "Heavens!" over and over again. It was horrifying", said one witness of the shooting spree.

scott seward, Tuesday, 7 August 2007 17:14 (sixteen years ago) link

"he wouldn't stop... winking..."

s1ocki, Tuesday, 7 August 2007 17:26 (sixteen years ago) link

I should ignore that reviewer though. Every album review is devoted to deploring slackness and praising righteousness - he describes one Sizzla album as "too Babylon". I expect he lives in Connecticut.

-- Tim F, Wednesday, August 1, 2007 6:07 PM (6 days ago) Bookmark Link

deej, Tuesday, 7 August 2007 20:32 (sixteen years ago) link

Yeah, that's a great one.

If Timi Yuro would be still alive, most other singers could shut up, Wednesday, 8 August 2007 03:50 (sixteen years ago) link

nabisco's interjection has since spoilt a perfect thread, it should have been locked after mark s' second post

-- Just got offed, Wednesday, August 8, 2007 10:53 PM (7 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

*third

-- Just got offed, Wednesday, August 8, 2007 10:53 PM (7 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

Self-deprecating calls for your very own insulting to be preserved in the glass case of a locked thread do not actually make you any more likeable than you were a moment ago

-- nabisco, Wednesday, August 8, 2007 10:57 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

stevie, Wednesday, 8 August 2007 22:08 (sixteen years ago) link

Ooh that's prime.

Laurel, Wednesday, 8 August 2007 22:10 (sixteen years ago) link

HAHA!

John Justen, Wednesday, 8 August 2007 22:11 (sixteen years ago) link

If Louis doesn't come here and defend himself, I think we have to accept that zing as gospel truth.

John Justen, Wednesday, 8 August 2007 22:13 (sixteen years ago) link

Too late, the phrase "glass case of a locked thread" is already brilliant.

Laurel, Wednesday, 8 August 2007 22:14 (sixteen years ago) link

folks can say whatever the hell they want about me. it's weird though how more or less any diss, whatever the veracity/potency/humour, winds up on this thread!

scourage, Wednesday, 8 August 2007 22:19 (sixteen years ago) link

how do all these zings end up on the zing thread!

Curt1s Stephens, Wednesday, 8 August 2007 22:20 (sixteen years ago) link

folks can say whatever the hell they want about me. it's weird though how more or less any diss, whatever the veracity/potency/humour, winds up on this thread!

-- scourage, Wednesday, 8 August 2007 22:19 (4 minutes ago) Link

how do all these zings end up on the zing thread!

-- Curt1s Stephens, Wednesday, 8 August 2007 22:20 (3 minutes ago) Link

innit?

scourage, Wednesday, 8 August 2007 22:25 (sixteen years ago) link

Louis Jagger enjoys dressing like a lady.

John Justen, Wednesday, 8 August 2007 22:29 (sixteen years ago) link

Louis Jagger has a fresh supply of poppers at his disposal at all times.

John Justen, Wednesday, 8 August 2007 22:31 (sixteen years ago) link

Shall I go on?

John Justen, Wednesday, 8 August 2007 22:31 (sixteen years ago) link

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v286/stevelens/Album2/MP004.jpg

scourage, Wednesday, 8 August 2007 22:32 (sixteen years ago) link

http://www.boxrec.com/list_bouts.php?human_id=009140&cat=boxer

Dom Passantino, Wednesday, 8 August 2007 22:46 (sixteen years ago) link

http://www.bedlib.org/boxcar-train-1-24.jpg

chaki, Wednesday, 8 August 2007 22:55 (sixteen years ago) link

I keep trying to get my girlfriend to watch Robocop, but it's just not a big priority for her. How can I make her understand unless she's seen it? I can't DESCRIBE it, obviously. This must be some kinda universal nerd question.

-- kenan, Thursday, August 9, 2007 5:13 AM (15 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

Tell her than the dad from that 70's show is secretly psychopathic.

you have a girlfriend?

-- kingfish, Thursday, August 9, 2007 5:25 AM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

latebloomer, Thursday, 9 August 2007 05:30 (sixteen years ago) link

she's probably putting the lotion in the basket as we speak

^@^, Thursday, 9 August 2007 11:30 (sixteen years ago) link

jon have you seen the movie Spellbound? you look like that kid who had super ADD and was crazy.

-- killy (baby lenin pin), Thursday, October 26, 2006 11:33 AM (9 months ago) Bookmark Link

sanskrit, Thursday, 9 August 2007 15:16 (sixteen years ago) link

Wait what happened to the auto googleproofing that prevented us from typing L0u1s J@gger?

Jon Lewis, Thursday, 9 August 2007 15:45 (sixteen years ago) link

Oh.

Jon Lewis, Thursday, 9 August 2007 15:45 (sixteen years ago) link

Why does it stop me and not John Justen...?

Jon Lewis, Thursday, 9 August 2007 15:49 (sixteen years ago) link

That's a pretty funny zing coming from killy.

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Thursday, 9 August 2007 16:18 (sixteen years ago) link

i have to go party now

-- max, Thursday, 9 August 2007 19:42 (2 days ago) Link

if by party you mean post this poll then i'm ok with it

-- the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 9 August 2007 19:43 (2 days ago) Link

no by party he means call his exgirlfriend.

-- jessie monster, Thursday, 9 August 2007 19:47 (2 days ago) Link

That one guy that hit it and quit it, Saturday, 11 August 2007 13:09 (sixteen years ago) link

i don't even know max's situation, but it has the ring of universal truth.

That one guy that hit it and quit it, Saturday, 11 August 2007 13:19 (sixteen years ago) link

more true than u will ever know u_u

max, Saturday, 11 August 2007 13:51 (sixteen years ago) link

(Italics are Bimble)

People who are not as intelligent as highly intelligent people are often highly hostile to the highly intelligent people because they see that the people are smart and it makes them feel inferior, so they want revenge.

After reading this sentence, I will only accept that you are highly intelligent if English is not your native tongue.

-- John Justen, Saturday, 11 August 2007 21:56 (21 minutes ago) Link

Jon Lewis, Saturday, 11 August 2007 22:30 (sixteen years ago) link

nah holmes i feel it ;_;

xpost

That one guy that hit it and quit it, Saturday, 11 August 2007 22:57 (sixteen years ago) link

http://whois.domaintools.com/dompassantino.co.uk

-- Heave Ho, Tuesday, 7 August 2007 05:13 (5 days ago)

Yeah, my ex registered it.

-- Dom Passantino, Tuesday, 7 August 2007 05:53 (5 days ago)

17-year-old chubbies have that kind of money?

-- King Boy Pato, Tuesday, 7 August 2007 06:00 (5 days ago)

Heave Ho, Sunday, 12 August 2007 23:11 (sixteen years ago) link

"buried rage"

You 'found' your own fucking website, did you?
-- Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, June 23, 2006 5:05 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark Link

That one guy that hit it and quit it, Monday, 13 August 2007 17:17 (sixteen years ago) link


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