girls, gurls, grrls: c/d, s/d

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snow patrol!

Sterling Clover (s_clover), Thursday, 16 March 2006 00:43 (eighteen years ago) link

i'd never read this thread or the gear thread and they're both great. or at least this one was until it got all depressing SUDDENLY

nervous (cochere), Thursday, 16 March 2006 18:42 (eighteen years ago) link

jess really needs to do an off-broadway one-man-show based on this thread

s1ocki (slutsky), Thursday, 16 March 2006 18:45 (eighteen years ago) link

If you befriend her and treat her well, she might ditch her boyfriend to be with you (the caveat being that if she does so the number of "get out of fuck-up free" cards you will have in the relationship is drastically reduced).

Man, I wish I'd read that back when Dan first posted it! O. T. M.

hmmmm i have had totally the opposite advice from girls

however that might be due to accomodation being involved

ambrose (ambrose), Thursday, 16 March 2006 19:41 (eighteen years ago) link

after reading this and trucker guy in less than 24 hours, i feel ... exhausted.

grimly fiendish (grimlord), Thursday, 16 March 2006 22:34 (eighteen years ago) link

bummed out

ken c (ken c), Thursday, 16 March 2006 22:39 (eighteen years ago) link

wiped. like gear!'s sofa.

grimly fiendish (grimlord), Thursday, 16 March 2006 23:09 (eighteen years ago) link

customers who read this thread also read: picking up this waitress

electrogrouse (haitch), Friday, 17 March 2006 00:12 (eighteen years ago) link

i still haven't been filled in on strongo & the teenage lesbians

amateurist0, Friday, 17 March 2006 01:52 (eighteen years ago) link

it's kind of boggling what a different headspace i'm in now from the strongo who started this thread

strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Friday, 17 March 2006 02:23 (eighteen years ago) link

http://tvmegasite.net/images/primetime/hh/animal3.jpg

?--, Friday, 17 March 2006 02:31 (eighteen years ago) link

NEVER FORGET
i just, it's just, the lead up, the punch line, everything

rrrobyn (rrrobyn), Friday, 17 March 2006 03:23 (eighteen years ago) link

one year passes...

ah, good times.

milo z, Sunday, 4 November 2007 19:46 (sixteen years ago) link

girls are teh bomb.

i am in love with like eight of them.

-- Ian Johnson (orion), Saturday, 10 April 2004 23:14 (3 years ago) Link

yes

and what, Sunday, 4 November 2007 20:33 (sixteen years ago) link

six months pass...

pros: beautiful, funny, smart, kind
cons: past "problems" w/ drugs, shelf full of Ayn Rand

milo z, Wednesday, 28 May 2008 01:10 (fifteen years ago) link

basically given up at 26

jeremy waters, Wednesday, 28 May 2008 01:10 (fifteen years ago) link

more time for junk food and mp3s now

jeremy waters, Wednesday, 28 May 2008 01:11 (fifteen years ago) link

pros - beautiful, smart
cons - not very funny, expect you to be funny all the fucking time, evil

deeznuts, Wednesday, 28 May 2008 01:13 (fifteen years ago) link

pros: beautiful, funny, smart, kind
cons: past "problems" w/ drugs, shelf full of Ayn Rand

-- milo z, Wednesday, May 28, 2008 1:10 AM (23 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

girls in general?

s1ocki, Wednesday, 28 May 2008 01:34 (fifteen years ago) link

jeremy, when all else fails, lower your standards.

Aimless, Wednesday, 28 May 2008 01:36 (fifteen years ago) link

fuck that shit

electricsound, Wednesday, 28 May 2008 01:37 (fifteen years ago) link

http://img100.imageshack.us/img100/7045/imageuploadimagear1.gif

libcrypt, Wednesday, 28 May 2008 01:38 (fifteen years ago) link

(not a general comment on girls.)

libcrypt, Wednesday, 28 May 2008 01:39 (fifteen years ago) link

everyday life:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v48/w1nt3rmut3/Donttouchthegirls.gif

Dan I., Wednesday, 28 May 2008 01:43 (fifteen years ago) link

http://img134.imageshack.us/img134/2574/imageuploadimagecr8.gif

libcrypt, Wednesday, 28 May 2008 01:47 (fifteen years ago) link

ESJ, what will become of Jeremy's precious DNA if he fails to procreate, huh? Ever think of that?

Aimless, Wednesday, 28 May 2008 01:47 (fifteen years ago) link

lol @ "...YESTERDAY"

Curt1s Stephens, Wednesday, 28 May 2008 01:48 (fifteen years ago) link

cons: past "problems" w/ drugs, shelf full of Ayn Rand

Oh my gosh, those cons are hideous!

Wait four years and see if she's over it by then.

Abbott, Wednesday, 28 May 2008 01:50 (fifteen years ago) link

if it really was that precious, he should be less liberal with sharing it about

electricsound, Wednesday, 28 May 2008 01:50 (fifteen years ago) link

I'm still trying to correct my unconscious notion that girls do not want to talk to me b/c of cooties

Curt1s Stephens, Wednesday, 28 May 2008 01:52 (fifteen years ago) link

sounds to me as if he's having a hard time sharing even a thimbleful.

Aimless, Wednesday, 28 May 2008 01:56 (fifteen years ago) link

Curt1s have you had the cooties vaccine?

Abbott, Wednesday, 28 May 2008 01:58 (fifteen years ago) link

circle-circle-dot-dotting thru the heartbreak

Curt1s Stephens, Wednesday, 28 May 2008 02:08 (fifteen years ago) link

Morse code?

Abbott, Wednesday, 28 May 2008 02:10 (fifteen years ago) link

Abbott do you not know circle circle dot dot?!?!

Curt1s Stephens, Wednesday, 28 May 2008 02:13 (fifteen years ago) link

lol wikipedia

The song derives from an American children's playground song, "circle circle, dot dot", that supposedly serves to immunize a child from the affliction of cooties. The words are as follows:

Circle, circle.
Dot, dot.
Now I've got my cootie shot.

The words circle and dot are accompanied by the corresponding shapemeaning in the shape of two circles with dots in the middle being traced (or, in some cases, drawn with a pen or marker) on the recipient's hand or arm. If the cootie shot was self-administered, "you" and "your" may be substituted with "I" and "my". In some areas a self-administered shot is not considered effective (the "shot" is considered to have been already infected with cooties).

Curt1s Stephens, Wednesday, 28 May 2008 02:15 (fifteen years ago) link

swear-to-god in my childhood the poem went

circle, circle
dot, dot
touch a girls ass
or youre gay

the rule was if someone did that to yr palm you had to keep yr hand balled into a fist which had to be kept closed until it made contact w/ a girls ass

i once spent 2 very painful hours under this predicament

deeznuts, Wednesday, 28 May 2008 02:32 (fifteen years ago) link

o.O

Curt1s Stephens, Wednesday, 28 May 2008 02:34 (fifteen years ago) link

hey man i dont care how long it took id rather be the guy who touched a girls ass at 8 than the guy who still believes in cooties at 18

deeznuts, Wednesday, 28 May 2008 02:38 (fifteen years ago) link

20

Curt1s Stephens, Wednesday, 28 May 2008 02:39 (fifteen years ago) link

Not Morse code.

Abbott, Wednesday, 28 May 2008 04:17 (fifteen years ago) link

I don't know about drug "problems," but Ayn Rand is something people generally get over at a pretty young age, so don't worry about that.

Maria, Wednesday, 28 May 2008 09:02 (fifteen years ago) link

hey man i dont care how long it took id rather be the guy who touched a girls ass at 8 than the guy who still believes in cooties at 18

i guess we know how old deez is now?

gabbneb, Wednesday, 28 May 2008 09:19 (fifteen years ago) link


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