I hate coffee

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decaf still contains caffeine, jokes on you

baout.com (dyao), Tuesday, 22 September 2009 15:39 (fourteen years ago) link

yes i know that. i know how it works!

steamed hams (harbl), Tuesday, 22 September 2009 15:40 (fourteen years ago) link

harbl: gay coffee drinker

Mr. Que, Tuesday, 22 September 2009 15:42 (fourteen years ago) link

um so i just ate a kosher dill. this is gonna ruin my coffee tasting ability for the time being

steamed hams (harbl), Tuesday, 22 September 2009 15:50 (fourteen years ago) link

http://www.bpnews.net/images/IMG20058129264HI.jpg

baout.com (dyao), Tuesday, 22 September 2009 15:50 (fourteen years ago) link

lolllllllllllllll

Mr. Que, Tuesday, 22 September 2009 15:52 (fourteen years ago) link

armistead otm

steamed hams (harbl), Tuesday, 22 September 2009 15:52 (fourteen years ago) link

life's too short to drink gay coffee, imho

Mr. Que, Tuesday, 22 September 2009 15:53 (fourteen years ago) link

hmm this coffee is ok

steamed hams (harbl), Tuesday, 22 September 2009 15:54 (fourteen years ago) link

it's called "sumatra gayoland" LOL

steamed hams (harbl), Tuesday, 22 September 2009 15:54 (fourteen years ago) link

two weeks pass...

http://planetsmilies.net/eat-drink-smiley-7819.gif

steamed hams (harbl), Wednesday, 7 October 2009 02:58 (fourteen years ago) link

http://www.funnyphotos.net.au/images/coffe-foam-art-faces-bruce-lee.jpg

wilter, Wednesday, 7 October 2009 03:01 (fourteen years ago) link

just had a soy latte. not bad. not bad.

tehresa, Wednesday, 7 October 2009 04:03 (fourteen years ago) link

i don't like coffee

mookieproof, Wednesday, 7 October 2009 04:05 (fourteen years ago) link

just so u know

mookieproof, Wednesday, 7 October 2009 04:06 (fourteen years ago) link

gtfo

tehresa, Wednesday, 7 October 2009 04:06 (fourteen years ago) link

Wilter is that a flat white? I kind of want to go to yr part of the plantet just to have some awesome flat whites.

http://www.emmitsburg.net/humor/pictures/2007/Fw%20Coffee%20art.jpg

http://www.vancouvercoffee.ca/wp/uploads/coffeesurf.jpg

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2599/3930467043_b61b781575.jpg

*:--☆--:*:--☆:*:--☆--:*:--☆--: (ENBB), Wednesday, 7 October 2009 14:26 (fourteen years ago) link

mookie wtf. good thing you like superchunk or we'd have words

Mr. Que, Wednesday, 7 October 2009 14:29 (fourteen years ago) link

LOL.

*:--☆--:*:--☆:*:--☆--:*:--☆--: (ENBB), Wednesday, 7 October 2009 14:32 (fourteen years ago) link

thinking baout a new coffee maker. mine still makes coffee ok but it started leaking weird concentrated dark coffee liquid out the bottom?

tehresa, Saturday, 10 October 2009 22:24 (fourteen years ago) link

That's the4 coffee

Niles Crane (Niles Caulder), Sunday, 11 October 2009 03:20 (fourteen years ago) link

I hate not having coffee.

a╓by's (╓abies), Monday, 12 October 2009 12:42 (fourteen years ago) link

And having no coffee brain.

a╓by's (╓abies), Monday, 12 October 2009 12:42 (fourteen years ago) link

@_#

a╓by's (╓abies), Monday, 12 October 2009 12:43 (fourteen years ago) link

i'm about to have some coffee :)

steamed hams (harbl), Monday, 12 October 2009 13:29 (fourteen years ago) link

I bought some Illy pre-ground today, and it's not bad! dark roast but it's got some nice low-end acidic punch so it doesn't taste too muddy.

eager to get my new sock brewer, though

dyao, Tuesday, 13 October 2009 08:10 (fourteen years ago) link

here u go http://product.images.starstruck.com/61-03/61-03318-F.jpg

a╓by's (╓abies), Tuesday, 13 October 2009 09:44 (fourteen years ago) link

drinking coffee right now!

tehresa, Tuesday, 13 October 2009 16:37 (fourteen years ago) link

should I get a really good espresso machine y/n?

quincie, Tuesday, 13 October 2009 17:42 (fourteen years ago) link

I think I know how Mr. Que will respond :(

I need to get one extra counter space.

quincie, Tuesday, 13 October 2009 17:43 (fourteen years ago) link

i boil water for coffee on the stove, btw

sarahel, Tuesday, 13 October 2009 17:45 (fourteen years ago) link

quincie, try something like the Aeropress first, and then ask yourself if you really need a fancy espresso machine!

dyao, Wednesday, 14 October 2009 00:52 (fourteen years ago) link

just get one

wilter, Wednesday, 14 October 2009 00:54 (fourteen years ago) link

double tall soy latte, you are a fucking treat.

tehresa, Wednesday, 14 October 2009 02:04 (fourteen years ago) link

hmm dont know baout soy + espresso

wilter, Thursday, 15 October 2009 09:04 (fourteen years ago) link

nagt

get up and use(rna)me (electricsound), Thursday, 15 October 2009 09:07 (fourteen years ago) link

also lolz at alot of places where ppl ask for a 'skinny latte' or 'skinny' whatevs and the baristas jus use full cream milk.

~omg it's so creamy for skim milk!~

wilter, Thursday, 15 October 2009 09:09 (fourteen years ago) link

I NEED SOME OF THIS STAT. omg.

*:--☆--:*:--☆:*:--☆--:*:--☆--: (ENBB), Thursday, 15 October 2009 12:13 (fourteen years ago) link

my boss had free samples of Starbucks VIA™ Ready Brew

am0n, Thursday, 15 October 2009 14:56 (fourteen years ago) link

ass water

am0n, Thursday, 15 October 2009 14:58 (fourteen years ago) link

It was that bad? I was sort of tempted.

*:--☆--:*:--☆:*:--☆--:*:--☆--: (ENBB), Thursday, 15 October 2009 19:01 (fourteen years ago) link

why is it that some espresso is totally amazing while the vast majority is totally meh?

quincie, Thursday, 15 October 2009 19:12 (fourteen years ago) link

I mean I'm just surprised there isn't a higher minimal standard, or something.

quincie, Thursday, 15 October 2009 19:12 (fourteen years ago) link

guys srsly soy latte is not bad at all! it's cause they use the soy milk w/ sugar in it i think.

tehresa, Thursday, 15 October 2009 19:55 (fourteen years ago) link

there are so many factors quincie!

dyao, Friday, 16 October 2009 00:07 (fourteen years ago) link

i get super angry if my flat white is too hot

wilter, Friday, 16 October 2009 00:28 (fourteen years ago) link

or if it's foamy as opposed to creamy >:(

wilter, Friday, 16 October 2009 00:29 (fourteen years ago) link

yeah the #1 cause of bad milk & coffee drinks is improperly foamed milk

the guy at the coffee shop I go to has been trying to teach me how to get that microtexture, it's difficult...he OTOH could probably do it blindfolded, as he says it's based on the sound of the steam wand thingy

dyao, Friday, 16 October 2009 00:40 (fourteen years ago) link

intersting. i note the noobz that work gloria jeans and shit hav a thermometer in the milk

wilter, Friday, 16 October 2009 00:41 (fourteen years ago) link

i just remembered how awesome affogatos are!!

http://www.foodtv.ca/DMM/G/E/Gelato_Affogato_002.jpg

wilter, Friday, 16 October 2009 00:43 (fourteen years ago) link


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