The pope is dead

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mark s (mark s), Friday, 1 April 2005 10:11 (nineteen years ago) link

i don't think fucking the pope's allowed

ken c (ken c), Friday, 1 April 2005 10:14 (nineteen years ago) link

George Ringo I is waiting in the wings...

mark grout (mark grout), Friday, 1 April 2005 10:23 (nineteen years ago) link

Evening Standard billboard: POPE UPDATE
Evening Standard headline: POPE STILL CATHOLIC

Markelby (Mark C), Friday, 1 April 2005 11:19 (nineteen years ago) link

Y'know, for a bloke who believes in the afterlife he's fucking clinging on to this one.

Ferlin Husky (noodle vague), Friday, 1 April 2005 11:51 (nineteen years ago) link

Bah.

C J (C J), Friday, 1 April 2005 11:54 (nineteen years ago) link

Hang on, that's a jpeg generator product, and they don't want you to LINK TO IT?

(hint: Cut/paste above pic link from 'properties' into browser address)

mark grout (mark grout), Friday, 1 April 2005 11:56 (nineteen years ago) link

It's supposed to be this one....


http://www.churchsigngenerator.com/makesign1.php?line1=&line2=Is+the+Pope&line3=dead+yet??

C J (C J), Friday, 1 April 2005 11:59 (nineteen years ago) link

But the .gif that it returns is great too:
http://www.aboyandhiscomputer.com/nohotlink.gif

dave225 (Dave225), Friday, 1 April 2005 11:59 (nineteen years ago) link

On the occasion of JP2's urinary tract infection:

"The Pope's Penis," Sharon Olds

It hangs deep in his robes, a delicate
clapper at the center of a bell.
It moves when he moves, a ghostly fish in a
halo of silver sweaweed, the hair
swaying in the dark and the heat -- and at night
while his eyes sleep, it stands up
in praise of God.

(I first read this in a contemporary poetry class in college, taught by a poet in his 70s, who countered the inevitable snickering with "now, now, let's be mature.)

jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 1 April 2005 13:43 (nineteen years ago) link

Are we going to see his regeneration live on TV?

Matt DC (Matt DC), Friday, 1 April 2005 14:10 (nineteen years ago) link

maybe this is why eccleston quit.

RJG (RJG), Friday, 1 April 2005 14:11 (nineteen years ago) link

Pope was a goalie, thus I kinda like him.

jel -- (jel), Friday, 1 April 2005 15:07 (nineteen years ago) link

He's dead.

RIP.

James Mitchell (James Mitchell), Friday, 1 April 2005 17:26 (nineteen years ago) link

Still waiting on official word from the Vatican ...

MindInRewind (Barry Bruner), Friday, 1 April 2005 17:44 (nineteen years ago) link

BBC appear to be terribly wrong footed by him not dying conveniently before news night and in the absence of any other news are running 20 minutes of obituary anyway.

Ed (dali), Friday, 1 April 2005 20:49 (nineteen years ago) link

eight years pass...

Kinda lol but mostly blud

gelatinate mess (darraghmac), Monday, 27 January 2014 18:38 (ten years ago) link

not even the funniest pope story of the day

wins, Monday, 27 January 2014 18:43 (ten years ago) link

eight years pass...

No he isn't

Pope rallies from knee pain to proclaim 10 new saints https://t.co/8X8CemOmsS

— The Independent (@Independent) May 15, 2022

xyzzzz__, Tuesday, 17 May 2022 11:05 (one year ago) link

is that Doug Dimmadome, owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome?

StanM, Tuesday, 17 May 2022 11:24 (one year ago) link

The Pope Emeritus isn't even dead yet! He kinda looked like he was though, even during his papacy.

Grandpont Genie, Tuesday, 17 May 2022 15:30 (one year ago) link

one year passes...

https://lapsi.al/2023/08/27/rama-zbulon-pa-dashje-foton-qe-mban-ne-ekranin-e-kompjuterit-te-tij/

Albanian PM Rama inadvertently reveals desktop wallpaper of meteorite striking pope

anvil, Monday, 28 August 2023 11:21 (eight months ago) link

Thought this would be about that Argentine Bolsonaro wannabe that The Guardian is publicising for some reason

imago, Monday, 28 August 2023 11:39 (eight months ago) link

pictures of popes gazing haplessly at the arriving meteor

Monthly Python (Tom D.), Monday, 28 August 2023 12:12 (eight months ago) link

The plural of Pope is "peeps"

I can't turn a fart into a question (Neanderthal), Monday, 28 August 2023 12:54 (eight months ago) link


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