I am Adam Schefter, and I regret going to Michigan.

k cool, carry on

so psyched that the schef retweeted me, he finally acknowledged me!!!

next tell him abt how you stole his identity

i'm building to that. you can't reveal that kind of info on the first date.

game, respect

haha awesome. trying to explain why i laugh when he's on tv to other ppl never works.

i feel so weird that he's not got 45k twitter followers. he was the random near-faceless dude that i scouted out to make fun of forever...and now he's the MOST RESPECTED NFL JOURNALIST ALIVE. i like to think that schefterblog had its little piece in getting him hired by espn tho. so proud.

would make a great musical

The story concerns Adam Schefter, a Michigan graduate who takes speech lessons from professor Allyzay so that he can pass as an NFL correspondent.

Dealing with profound issues of identity and regret this stunning masterpiece will have the whole family singing for weeks!

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ha, my one undercover edit to the wiki remains:

He is noted for his on-screen professionalism as well as his ability to get "accurate" inside information.

lol

joe ^_^

lol @ schefter facilitating a tweet war between kerry rhodes & rodney harrison only to have it revealed a week later that the rodney harrison account was fake

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Adam Schefter
Football Insider

The Schef is all over the twitter tonight wondering why people are only just noticing that he was in "The Longest Yard". Some guys just don't realize that they weren't actually famous until like 3 days ago.

i had a nightmare last night that adam schefter had died

i would sob uncontrollably for a day if that happened.

i am like balthazar getty to his bill pullman -- he can't die.

i think prob what would need to happen is just you would have to become him

yea a schefter-less existence this world wld not allow

now that i think abt it theres prob already been a few different adam schfters filling his shoes - would explain his constant omg cant believe people are really buying this smirk

http://espn.go.com/video/clip?id=4530974

dude tweets so damn much, i might have to unfollow him

i know. he gets on tears and then it's like 20 in 5 minutes.

He was on Bill Simmons's podcast yesterday. Bill stifled laughter a few times. They talked about their kids.

from mmqb -- schefter has 4 labradoodles

http://deadspin.com/5934576/adam-schefter-has-the-most-adorable-facebook-page

got a parrot named Pretty Face

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no

way

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Adam Schefter ‏@AdamSchefter 3m
Congratulations to my son's middle-school team, the Vikings, for finishing season 6-0 with great coaching from Keith Fruend and Jeff Butt.

jeff butt

.@AdamSchefter is fired up after another NFL concussion controversy. pic.twitter.com/00GaP8Uw7N

— NFL on ESPN (@ESPNNFL) January 8, 2018

damn he never really gets heated like that

https://www.latimes.com/sports/story/2021-10-12/nfl-jon-gruden-emails-washington-football-team

calls bruce allen “mr editor” when sending him an unpublished story to review!

What a fucking toadie wow

ahhh ha

this is blatant, but yeah that’s obviously who he (and espn) is

even more interesting is how he, the ultimate nfl insider, got scooped by the wsj and nyt on this. obviously *someone* wanted gruden buried, but being a hatchet man would hurt the schef brand

I don't think he would have ran with it if it were served up to him

Adam Schefter Waiting On Final Edits From NFL Before Issuing Apology https://t.co/c6rmK6APON pic.twitter.com/b8kzcDkoFG

— The Onion (@TheOnion) October 13, 2021