...the BCCI is forgetting that October is Sheffield Shield Month.
― its cool bro i'm a rugby league player (King Boy Pato), Monday, 13 October 2008 11:01 (fifteen years ago) link
the BCCI run cricket now so sit tight and accept it dude
anyway I seen no Aus domestic fixtures on cricinfo live scores page, maybe they're hushing that up as well
― 100 tons of hardrofl beyond zings (Just got offed), Monday, 13 October 2008 11:03 (fifteen years ago) link
at least Katto will be unable to score 400 bazillion runs this time, being in the national side and all that
who will come to the FORE
― 100 tons of hardrofl beyond zings (Just got offed), Monday, 13 October 2008 11:04 (fifteen years ago) link
Indian cricket grounds need to get some mutherfukin floodlights. It's 2008 and we're STILL going off for "bad light"???
― Oh noes! (SeekAltRoute), Monday, 13 October 2008 11:35 (fifteen years ago) link
Draw declared. I fancy India might have gone on to win that.
― Neil S, Monday, 13 October 2008 11:49 (fifteen years ago) link
So the 2nd test is turning into a rout and Sharma has Ponting's number it would seem!
― Neil S, Monday, 20 October 2008 09:46 (fifteen years ago) link
Warne will be back out of retirement before long.
― Jarlrmai, Monday, 20 October 2008 10:02 (fifteen years ago) link
^^^^^^
― wilter, Tuesday, 21 October 2008 05:07 (fifteen years ago) link
srsly want that cunt to come back
― wilter, Tuesday, 21 October 2008 05:14 (fifteen years ago) link
lolz
― 100 tons of hardrofl beyond zings (Just got offed), Tuesday, 21 October 2008 09:41 (fifteen years ago) link
also
o bangladesh :(
i'm pleased Shaun Marsh has been called up ^_^
― wilter, Thursday, 23 October 2008 02:35 (fifteen years ago) link
next test on spinner's wicket u__u
― wilter, Thursday, 23 October 2008 04:02 (fifteen years ago) link
cameron white for 13-wicket match haul, harbhajan to be banned for life after racist punching incident
― 100 tons of hardrofl beyond zings (Just got offed), Thursday, 23 October 2008 04:08 (fifteen years ago) link
lol
was there good footage of the Khan/Hayden incident? it sounds like it would make an A+ animated gif.
― wilter, Thursday, 23 October 2008 04:09 (fifteen years ago) link
Not sure tbh. Anything involving Sreesanth dancing would make an A+ animated gif tho so there's probably tons of apposite material out there.
Anyway, I'm gwana bed, hopefully by the time I wake someone will have Nancy Kerriganned Krazy Krejza and Andrew Symonds will be on the next flight in.
― 100 tons of hardrofl beyond zings (Just got offed), Thursday, 23 October 2008 04:15 (fifteen years ago) link
srsly fuck sutherland tho
― wilter, Thursday, 23 October 2008 04:18 (fifteen years ago) link
good start for AUSSIEE.
so the quicks are allegedly going to emulate the Indians' reverse swing.....
― walter (wilter), Wednesday, 29 October 2008 05:16 (fifteen years ago) link
btw i h8 watson
http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/cricket/england/7713794.stm
Oh dear, prepare for certain English defeat.
― Neil S, Thursday, 6 November 2008 17:00 (fifteen years ago) link
If Australia get the runs tomorrow, it will be the most undeserved series draw in the history of forever. Fortunately, they won't. The real Ashes is coming up in a coupla weeks, can't wait.
― restraint and blindness (Just got offed), Sunday, 9 November 2008 20:37 (fifteen years ago) link
juvenile lol at "get the runs"
― thanks (Upt0eleven), Sunday, 9 November 2008 20:41 (fifteen years ago) link
yeah can't wait for this shit to end tbh
― ▧_▨ (wilter), Sunday, 9 November 2008 20:46 (fifteen years ago) link
Botham STFU plz
― Jarlrmai, Sunday, 9 November 2008 22:18 (fifteen years ago) link
he is good at charity walks and jingoism, he should stick to those
― restraint and blindness (Just got offed), Sunday, 9 November 2008 23:21 (fifteen years ago) link
What's he been saying now? Usual pre-ashes nonsense? In other news congrats to england for their glorious hong kong sixes win over canada.
― Matt, Monday, 10 November 2008 00:13 (fifteen years ago) link
HE SAID ENGLAND WILL WIN THE ASHES 5=0
― Pfunkboy Formerly Known As... (Herman G. Neuname), Monday, 10 November 2008 00:15 (fifteen years ago) link
oops caps
and 5-0
God he's a berk. Like Sophia Gardens is a results pitch (if anyone other than the woeful Glamorgan is playing). Like either side is remotely capable of taking twenty at the Oval unless Monty develops something approaching variation; an arm ball, at least, would be nice. I'd incline to 1-1, maybe 2-1 England, myself, but the bat will dominate. Is it Lords, Sophia Gardens, Trent Bridge, Edgbaston, Oval? I know Old Trafford lost its spot (which is a spectacular case of the ECB shooting itself in the foot, given that that's the one strip that Harmison always looks the most terrifying bowler in the world on) the omission of Headingley is also less than bright in terms of actually wanting england to win games.
So England to win at Trent Bridge thanks to Jimmy Anderson, Aus at Lords thanks to Clark and Johnson, High scoring draws in Cardiff and at the Oval, so it's all down to Edgbaston. And Botham's a pillock.
― Matt, Monday, 10 November 2008 00:52 (fifteen years ago) link
That makes sense. I will try to make my own prediction once I see how "the lads" fare in their titanic 2-Test clash with tonight's Border-Gavaskar champions.
― restraint and blindness (Just got offed), Monday, 10 November 2008 01:21 (fifteen years ago) link
such ineptness yesterday. we had india 6 for 160-something and then took the foot off the throat because of the slow over rate. i reckon cricket aus bigwigs might've made ponting's decision for him, in which case they should resign if they want to put sponsors ahead of saving a series; but surely bowling watson off a short run would've been better than mr cricket's harmless trundling, clarke, white etc.
― motor city dumb ensemble (haitch), Monday, 10 November 2008 02:14 (fifteen years ago) link
levelling the india series wouuld be worth ponting missing all the games vs the kiwis, imo.
― cam'ron wite (haitch), Monday, 10 November 2008 02:28 (fifteen years ago) link
SACK PONTING
He's already lower than Mark Taylor levels. Fuck, he's almost at Kim Hughes levels.
― China's second-favourite Australian nerd (King Boy Pato), Monday, 10 November 2008 11:30 (fifteen years ago) link
(And no, this does not mean promote Michael Clarke.)
― China's second-favourite Australian nerd (King Boy Pato), Monday, 10 November 2008 11:31 (fifteen years ago) link
Krejza for captain!
― Neil S, Monday, 10 November 2008 11:36 (fifteen years ago) link
Three words: BRING BACK BOOF
― Germany's second-favourite Australian fat leg spin bowler (King Boy Pato), Monday, 10 November 2008 11:46 (fifteen years ago) link
(Those words are sponsored by A Salute to the Legends of the Sheffield Shield)
― Germany's second-favourite Australian fat leg spin bowler (King Boy Pato), Monday, 10 November 2008 11:49 (fifteen years ago) link
Weird how Peter Siddle didn't get another Test. I think he has something.
― restraint and blindness (Just got offed), Monday, 10 November 2008 12:15 (fifteen years ago) link
And are you talking about Mark Cosgrove?
― restraint and blindness (Just got offed), Monday, 10 November 2008 12:16 (fifteen years ago) link
No, I'm saying bring Darren Lehmann out of retirement (this was the sports policy of a minor Australian political party).
― Germany's second-favourite Australian fat leg spin bowler (King Boy Pato), Monday, 10 November 2008 12:29 (fifteen years ago) link
Yeah I know, but there's a new baby BOOF out there nowadays, a maverick who can't tidy his room. I think he's exactly what you need.
― restraint and blindness (Just got offed), Monday, 10 November 2008 12:30 (fifteen years ago) link
Yeah but I don't think Mark Cosgrove will ever come to terms with being a drinking, smoking, gambling fat bastard like Boof did.
― Germany's second-favourite Australian fat leg spin bowler (King Boy Pato), Monday, 10 November 2008 12:32 (fifteen years ago) link
Also racist, cf. "Black bastards!" when given out against Sri Lanka
― restraint and blindness (Just got offed), Monday, 10 November 2008 12:33 (fifteen years ago) link
Brilliant batsman mind.
― restraint and blindness (Just got offed), Monday, 10 November 2008 12:34 (fifteen years ago) link
And heroic Jayasuriya-style flat-left-arm pie-chucker to boot
Later sold out and turned his back on the great state of South Australia to become a spokesman for XXXX.
― Germany's second-favourite Australian fat leg spin bowler (King Boy Pato), Monday, 10 November 2008 20:18 (fifteen years ago) link
AUSTRALIA VERSUS AUSTRALIA TWENTY20 -- TONIGHT!!
As I have to get up at the crack of dawn to check out a place at Drummoyne, I'll be here watching the madness.
― Germany's second-favourite Australian fat leg spin bowler (King Boy Pato), Friday, 14 November 2008 07:59 (fifteen years ago) link
My mistake, it's Australia versus the Johnnie Walker XI.
OMG ROY IS BACK
― Germany's second-favourite Australian fat leg spin bowler (King Boy Pato), Friday, 14 November 2008 08:09 (fifteen years ago) link
as a long-time supporter of mr walker's product, i am excited
― fela cooties (haitch), Friday, 14 November 2008 08:34 (fifteen years ago) link
lol, what on earth ARE they wearing??
― fela cooties (haitch), Friday, 14 November 2008 08:35 (fifteen years ago) link