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i KNEW that was comin, just not from you!

I'll keep this *mostly* to players I actually saw:

ALL-TIME
Seaver
Mays
Satchel Paige
Ruth
Joe Morgan
Rickey Henderson
Aaron
Barry Bonds
Tug McGraw
Bill (Spaceman) Lee

ACTIVE
David Wright
Pujols
Beltran
Sizemore
Mauer
Haren
Brian McCann
Utley
Pablo Sandoval
Ichiro

A Patch on Blazing Saddles (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 19 September 2009 17:40 (fourteen years ago) link

Dear Dr. Morbiouss,

What was it liek seeing babe ruth pitch?

--JTM

cutty probably already everyone (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Saturday, 19 September 2009 18:32 (fourteen years ago) link

cheap

A Patch on Blazing Saddles (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 19 September 2009 18:50 (fourteen years ago) link

hahahaha

also surprised joe's unfortunate post-player career hasn't soured your opnion of him

k3vin k., Saturday, 19 September 2009 20:06 (fourteen years ago) link

I'm Solomonic that way.

A Patch on Blazing Saddles (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 19 September 2009 20:08 (fourteen years ago) link

lol Sandoval token bear

sanskrit, Saturday, 19 September 2009 23:28 (fourteen years ago) link

five months pass...

Esteem'd Morbius, Base-ball Physician,
Are there any managers, in your opinion, who help their team more than they hurt it? If so, what admirable qualities do they possess?

ice cr?m abdul-jabbar (Leee), Saturday, 6 March 2010 02:36 (fourteen years ago) link

beats me

I think Scioscia and (it pains me to say) LaRussa and Cox come to mind first.

Fusty Moralizer (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 6 March 2010 02:43 (fourteen years ago) link

Dr. Morbius,

Given that Jim Riggleman is still allowed to manage a major league baseball team, even if it is the nationals, does that mean there is still hope for any of us who've thought "shit, I could manage a team, probably"?

Lee Dorrian Gray (J0hn D.), Saturday, 6 March 2010 03:46 (fourteen years ago) link

Dear Dr. Morbius,
Did you know that many years ago Joyce Dewitt and Orson Bean were married, for a period of about 3 months?

Ole Rastaquouère (James Redd and the Blecchs), Saturday, 13 March 2010 02:58 (fourteen years ago) link

Dear Dr. Morbius,
Who the fuck is Orson Bean?

The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Saturday, 13 March 2010 04:27 (fourteen years ago) link

dear doc morbs - has there been a time sum mets rooks have tore up the spring as much as ike davis & fmart have so far?

johnny crunch, Saturday, 13 March 2010 05:47 (fourteen years ago) link

JD: Tailor your resume, emphasize people skills.
JR: I did not -- was Joyce into Wilhelm Reich too?
TT: A comedic actor and game-show panelist (b.1928 as Dallas Frederick Burrows) who you may have seen as the old millionaire who "pisses orange" in Being John Malkovich.
JC: Way too many times.

Fusty Moralizer (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 13 March 2010 14:53 (fourteen years ago) link

what is your would blap starting nine lineup for 2010?

i remember mauer and wright from last year, who else?

sanskrit, Saturday, 13 March 2010 15:00 (fourteen years ago) link

insufficient data.

Fusty Moralizer (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 13 March 2010 19:42 (fourteen years ago) link

aka he won't admit jeter's on it

k3vin k., Saturday, 13 March 2010 21:47 (fourteen years ago) link

he's not.

Fusty Moralizer (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 13 March 2010 23:17 (fourteen years ago) link

grit hater

bnw, Sunday, 14 March 2010 00:44 (fourteen years ago) link

ANSWER THE QUESTION OR YOU WILL BE ASSIGNED DAN UGGLA

sanskrit, Sunday, 14 March 2010 13:30 (fourteen years ago) link

Dear Doc,

Minus Perez, is the rest of the Mets starting pitching made up of clones of Steve Trachsel or does it just seem that way?

earlnash, Sunday, 21 March 2010 23:36 (fourteen years ago) link

no, there was only one Trachsel

Fusty Moralizer (Dr Morbius), Monday, 22 March 2010 01:26 (fourteen years ago) link

lol

the most sacred couple in Christendom (J0hn D.), Monday, 22 March 2010 01:39 (fourteen years ago) link

two years pass...

Shot in the dark, but I wonder if you've ever come across a guy named Ed M3nt@ in SABR circles? I don't know how active of a member he is, but I do know he's published a couple of articles in the Baseball Research Journal.

jaymc, Saturday, 19 January 2013 17:27 (eleven years ago) link

nope, don't know the name.

saltwater incursion (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 19 January 2013 18:01 (eleven years ago) link

Ah, OK. He's a theatre prof who directed me in a couple of plays in college. Kind of an old-school working-class lefty type, so you might get along, but he's also a Yankees fan.

jaymc, Saturday, 19 January 2013 18:26 (eleven years ago) link

Dr Morbius, I will be in New York at the start of May and am thinking of going to see a Yankees baseball match. Please keep in mind that I know almost nothing about baseball beyond the basics when I ask the following:

How easy or otherwise is it get tickets on the 'day' of the game? Is there a better way of getting tickets? How much should I expect to play for an OK seat?

I see from the Yankees schedule that they play the same opponents for three or so nights in a row - is that one loooong game, or three different games? What times do games start and finish? And is it possible to travel by subway to the Yankees stadium?

Thanks very much for any advice you might offer.

Ward Fowler, Wednesday, 23 January 2013 21:23 (eleven years ago) link

lol baseball 'match'. i am not the fabled doctor and cannot really speak to the ticket situation (it depends on the opponent, and stubhub.com is a good place to seek tickets), but:

three different games. starting at 7:05pm, ending between 10 and 10:30 typically (always later against the red sox). subway is the preferred method of travel.

and if you'd like company, we can probably arrange it.

mookieproof, Thursday, 24 January 2013 00:27 (eleven years ago) link

what mook said. Buying tix directly from the Yankees must be avoided.

I am not sure I can ever set foot in the new Yankee 5-Star Hotel tho

saltwater incursion (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 24 January 2013 01:30 (eleven years ago) link

Thank you mook and morbs.

Company would be v welcome (I shall be on my own) - will try not to overdo it on the Britishes tourist asking dumbo questions front. Looking at the Yankees' schedule, the best bets for me are either of their matches against the Astros on Tues 30th April or Weds 1st May. Shall investigate tix further.

Ward Fowler, Thursday, 24 January 2013 09:27 (eleven years ago) link

LOL saying 'matches' is obv a v ingrained soccerball habit

Ward Fowler, Thursday, 24 January 2013 09:35 (eleven years ago) link

against the Astros

ooooh, that's unfortunate

If it were up to you we'd all be eating tea and strumpets. (WilliamC), Thursday, 24 January 2013 14:43 (eleven years ago) link

tell me more, WC!

think the Yankees are playing the Oakland As on the Friday, who obv I know from Moneyball etc, but that kinda clashes with my plan to go for the free late entry at MOMA on Friday

Ward Fowler, Thursday, 24 January 2013 16:47 (eleven years ago) link

MoMA is horribly overcrowded at all times, but I could get you in cheap if I knew my going-out status for late April.

The Astros were the worst team in baseball last year and are moving into a tougher league this season.

saltwater incursion (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 24 January 2013 16:49 (eleven years ago) link

Astros are comically bad, though perhaps sufficiently so for a baseball noob to find mirth in their brand of inept slapstick.

SOPA Middleton (Leee), Thursday, 24 January 2013 16:50 (eleven years ago) link

Yeah, Oakland might be a more entertaining game. On the other hand, if you want to see the equivalent of a 16-year old beating up a 2nd-grader on the playground and taking his lunch money away, the Astros might be the way to go.

If it were up to you we'd all be eating tea and strumpets. (WilliamC), Thursday, 24 January 2013 16:55 (eleven years ago) link

xpost

Thanks Morbs - I can of course afford the entry fee, though it would be a delight to go with you, if/when you know yr plans - and it might free me up to go see a better team rather than these Astros losers (tho' quite often I find that seeing something done badly helps you better appreciate/understand the good)

Ward Fowler, Thursday, 24 January 2013 17:02 (eleven years ago) link

Ward, here's a taste: http://www.cbssports.com/mlb/blog/eye-on-baseball/19938647/gif-the-astros-do-it-again

SOPA Middleton (Leee), Thursday, 24 January 2013 17:18 (eleven years ago) link

looks like they haven't got their hussle together yet, as lucy van pelt might say

Ward Fowler, Thursday, 24 January 2013 20:27 (eleven years ago) link

Morbs,

What do you remember about the Mets trading Seaver to the Reds in '77? Was there more to it than just a contract dispute? Free agency was new and maybe the fans didn't know exactly what to make of it, so were Mets fans mostly on Seaver's side or did they turn on him for being "greedy"?

NoTimeBeforeTime, Tuesday, 29 January 2013 15:13 (eleven years ago) link

I think most fans were disgusted and turned off by ownership, and the attendance for the next 6 years showed it. Apparently Seaver had essentially reached an agreement with the Mets, but Daily News columnist Dick Young, who'd been waging a "greedy bastard" vendetta in print vs Seaver, wrote something about Nancy Seaver being jealous of Nolan Ryan's contract that Tom believed had been fed to Young by the front office. So Seaver called the Mets and said "Get me out of here."

saltwater incursion (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 29 January 2013 15:28 (eleven years ago) link

I heard about that fake jealousy thing re: Ryan. The Mets more or less cratered from '77 until the Davey Johnson years, but they'd been mediocre for a few years (including '73 which was a bit of a fluke) and they were a losing team in '77. Some people must have turned on Seaver and blamed him for all the losing, and then blamed him again for asking for a new contract (whose value must have seemed astronomical at the time) in the midst of a losing season. Or was it more like "give him whatever he wants, he's Tom f'n Seaver!"

NoTimeBeforeTime, Tuesday, 29 January 2013 16:27 (eleven years ago) link

This feature in the Daily News from the 30th anniversary seems fair:

The seeds of the ugliest episode in Met history were planted on July 12, 1976, when a new Collective Bargaining Agreement was reached, following another bitter and protracted labor dispute in the wake of arbitrator Peter Seitz's strike-down of the reserve clause, and the dawn of free agency was ushered in. Four months earlier, the Mets had locked Seaver in with a three-year, $675,000 deal, making him baseball's highest paid pitcher - temporarily - with a base salary of $225,000....

But in the spring of '77, Seaver, who had been the Mets' player rep in the labor negotiations, was elated over the riches suddenly being reaped by others. He was upset, however, that the Mets, who had finished third, 15 games out of first place, in 1976, had made no effort to sign any of the new free agents. He made note that despite a glaring need for offense and a significant financial advantage over their competitors, Grant and general manager Joe McDonald had failed to make a bona fide offer for center fielder Gary Matthews, who looked like a perfect fit for the Mets but wound up signing a five-year, $1.2 million deal with the Atlanta Braves.

"How can you not even try?" Seaver had asked in an impromptu session with the writers at the Mets' spring training complex in St. Petersburg on Feb. 26, 1977.

As for his own contract, which had been finally settled after a lot of public acrimony with (board chairman M. Donald) Grant, Seaver said: "I was made an example of. I was pictured as the ingrate after nine years with the club. I was to be punished. And even now, a year later, I still resent the way they did it."

Thirty years later, Seaver still feels nothing but contempt for Grant, who died at 94 in November 1998.

"There are two things Grant said to me that I'll never forget, but illustrate the kind of person he was and the total 'plantation' mentality he had," Seaver says. "During the labor negotiations, he came up to me in the clubhouse once and said: 'What are you, some sort of Communist?' Another time, and I've never told anyone this, he said to me: 'Who do you think you are, joining the Greenwich Country Club?' It was incomprehensible to him if you didn't understand his feelings about your station in life."

Read more: http://www.nydailynews.com/sports/baseball/mets/true-story-midnight-massacre-article-1.224970

saltwater incursion (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 29 January 2013 17:10 (eleven years ago) link

two months pass...

bump!

still hoping to see the Yankees/Oakland game on Friday 3rd May - can I just buy a ticket on the day?

Ward Fowler, Tuesday, 16 April 2013 12:01 (eleven years ago) link

if you know you're going then get them in advance from http://www.stubhub.com/new-york-yankees-tickets/yankees-vs-athletics-5-3-2013-4168610/

caek, Tuesday, 16 April 2013 12:14 (eleven years ago) link

/gabbneb

caek, Tuesday, 16 April 2013 12:14 (eleven years ago) link

Thanks caek, will do that - any particular place I should sit?

Ward Fowler, Tuesday, 16 April 2013 12:27 (eleven years ago) link

to answer that would be truly gabbnebian, but the one time i went i sat in 420A

caek, Tuesday, 16 April 2013 12:34 (eleven years ago) link

behind first base (413) is good too. Try not to sit in the first row of a section, you have assholes walking past for 3 hours.

Pope Rusty I (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 16 April 2013 12:57 (eleven years ago) link

morbs i did not like my visit to the yankees. didn't particularly like the mets either. are the any nyc minor league teams you recommend for drinking in the sunshine?

caek, Tuesday, 16 April 2013 13:19 (eleven years ago) link

well, the Brooklyn Cyclones play in Coney Island if that's your tourist-friendly destination. Always plentiful tix for the Staten Island Yankees too, right by the ferry dock.

Pope Rusty I (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 16 April 2013 14:32 (eleven years ago) link

Bobby Bonilla day will never be the same. :(

Who was the good doctors favorite Met?

earlnash, Saturday, 24 October 2020 03:52 (three years ago) link

Wright for a while, I think.

FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Saturday, 24 October 2020 04:01 (three years ago) link

seaver, far and away

mookieproof, Saturday, 24 October 2020 04:26 (three years ago) link

eight months pass...

i miss you morbius

Tracer Hand, Sunday, 4 July 2021 08:42 (two years ago) link

eight months pass...

every time I see a terrible take on "film twitter" I think, "god, I miss the guy but I'm glad Morbs never had to see this"

to be fair, he'd probably have dismissed most of the nonsense out of hand and gotten back to telling us about what he was never going to watch :)

mh, Tuesday, 22 March 2022 21:11 (two years ago) link


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