our school has a table tennis club. Knights of the something table. I might join, even though 75% of the kids will be douches.
-- Tape Store, Friday, August 3, 2007
you'll fit right in then
-- am0n, Friday, August 3, 2007
― strongohulkington, Friday, 3 August 2007 17:54 (sixteen years ago) link
dude, most girls between 16-24 own a copy
haha guess I'll have to verify this with my "agents in the field"
-- Shakey Mo Collier, Friday, August 3, 2007 5:55 PM (52 minutes ago) Bookmark Link
that is the creepiest thing i've read on ilx today
-- ghost rider, Friday, August 3, 2007 5:56 PM (51 minutes ago) Bookmark Link
and i read kenan's posts on the high heels thread
― and what, Friday, 3 August 2007 18:50 (sixteen years ago) link
I know many a straight guy willing to throw down on the comedy subject of how massive his dick is.
apologies in advance, but is this a "black thing"?
-- kenan, Saturday, August 4, 2007 2:17 PM (14 minutes ago) Bookmark Link
Good job, Kenan.
-- Ned Raggett, Saturday, August 4, 2007 2:22 PM (10 minutes ago) Bookmark Link
You are a beacon.
― and what, Saturday, 4 August 2007 14:47 (sixteen years ago) link
HOOS i knew we were fam
-- Wrinklepaws, Saturday, August 4, 2007 5:33 PM (33 minutes ago) Bookmark Link
u_u
-- BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, August 4, 2007 5:35 PM (30 minutes ago) Bookmark Link
― deej, Sunday, 5 August 2007 01:21 (sixteen years ago) link
Oldie but good:
I love how the photo is EVERYTHING bad about America all in one place: icky summer clothes, fat ankles, mirrored pseudo-Vuarnet shades, people wearing flag shit, spelling errors and misplaced patriotism. All worn by what appears to be an off-duty Embers management trainee.
-- suzy (suzy), Monday, 10 April 2006 23:39 (1 year ago) Bookmark Link i dunno it was missing america's smug expatriate self-hatred of its own working class until now
-- +++++, Monday, 10 April 2006 23:43 (1 year ago) Bookmark Link
― Trayce, Sunday, 5 August 2007 04:14 (sixteen years ago) link
It is odd but unsurprising that no one but me said anything to her about the "wigga" nonsense.
― HI DERE, Sunday, 5 August 2007 10:53 (sixteen years ago) link
suzy would you care to etymologize your term 'wigga' for me
-- ++++++, Monday, April 10, 2006 2:56 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark Link
― and what, Sunday, 5 August 2007 15:30 (sixteen years ago) link
back to zings---
Being a fast food employee isn't so bad, but living in your mom's basement means you can post on ILX all day. Keep saving for that caps lock key, Ethan!
-- Fight the Real Enemy -- Tasti D-Lite (ex machina), Monday, April 10, 2006 3:27 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark Link
he's not the one with his own board on ilx dude
-- s1ocki (slutsky), Monday, April 10, 2006 3:28 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark Link
― and what, Sunday, 5 August 2007 15:32 (sixteen years ago) link
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bPF_dOSP7ig
― Alex in Baltimore, Sunday, 5 August 2007 16:41 (sixteen years ago) link
i just really like that production aesthetic at the moment and sean kingston just makes me yearn for the glory days of sean paul being the sole american source of ja. vibes
-- deej, Sunday, August 5, 2007 8:27 PM (18 minutes ago) Bookmark Link
er sole source of ja. vibes in america
-- deej, Sunday, August 5, 2007 8:34 PM (11 minutes ago) Bookmark Link
i thought you were signing off your posts "vibes"
-- s1ocki, Sunday, August 5, 2007 8:39 PM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark Link
― and what, Sunday, 5 August 2007 20:45 (sixteen years ago) link
more zing-bait from slocki:
I think it has something to do with intelligence, or lack thereof. An intelligent person would take no pleasure at all in hearing the same song more than say, roughly 6 times in a row.
-- Bimble, Monday, August 6, 2007 1:03 AM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Link
if you ever meet one, ask!
-- s1ocki, Monday, August 6, 2007 3:50 AM (16 minutes ago) Bookmark Link
― scott seward, Monday, 6 August 2007 04:09 (sixteen years ago) link
Sonny Rollins is gay?
-- Tuomas, Monday, August 6, 2007 8:33 AM (7 hours ago) Bookmark Link
Or are you talking about some other, inferior Rollins?
-- Tuomas, Monday, August 6, 2007 8:34 AM (7 hours ago) Bookmark Link
i'll take your playful pretending that you don't know who henry rollins is to mean that you've clamped down on his manmeat.
-- M@tt He1ges0n, Monday, August 6, 2007 3:53 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Link
― latebloomer, Monday, 6 August 2007 15:58 (sixteen years ago) link
gold
― strgn, Tuesday, 7 August 2007 01:53 (sixteen years ago) link
Too late...I've sent a friend request! Prepare to feel my grandiloquence!
-- Just got offed, Saturday, August 4, 2007 8:39 PM (3 days ago) Bookmark Link
Thank you, no.
-- Ned Raggett, Saturday, August 4, 2007 8:40 PM (3 days ago) Bookmark Link
― Curt1s Stephens, Tuesday, 7 August 2007 13:54 (sixteen years ago) link
COLD
― stevie, Tuesday, 7 August 2007 13:54 (sixteen years ago) link
Wow.
― caek, Tuesday, 7 August 2007 15:01 (sixteen years ago) link
Oh come on, Ned threatened to kill LJ in cold blood with his bare hands before, that's nothing.
― Dom Passantino, Tuesday, 7 August 2007 15:03 (sixteen years ago) link
ahaha ned zings are in a class all their own
― am0n, Tuesday, 7 August 2007 15:09 (sixteen years ago) link
it's like getting slapped by kindly papa smurf
― sanskrit, Tuesday, 7 August 2007 15:16 (sixteen years ago) link
its almost heartbreaking when you put it that way
― sunny successor, Tuesday, 7 August 2007 15:41 (sixteen years ago) link
THE REASON YOU BLEEDIN IS YOU DISRESPECTED A DEMON
― Jon Lewis, Tuesday, 7 August 2007 15:45 (sixteen years ago) link
ned vs lj grandiloquence-off: nein danke.
― That one guy that hit it and quit it, Tuesday, 7 August 2007 16:00 (sixteen years ago) link
i dunno, ned definitely seems to have some buried rage
― s1ocki, Tuesday, 7 August 2007 16:14 (sixteen years ago) link
:-) the face of buried rage
― rrrobyn, Tuesday, 7 August 2007 16:32 (sixteen years ago) link
Emoticon of buried rage.
― Jon Lewis, Tuesday, 7 August 2007 16:36 (sixteen years ago) link
"The Buried Rage" = "Uh Raget Be Dire"
― Pleasant Plains, Tuesday, 7 August 2007 16:50 (sixteen years ago) link
"Uh Raget Be Dire"
To the tune of "Oh, Lady Be Good"
― Jon Lewis, Tuesday, 7 August 2007 17:00 (sixteen years ago) link
"Every time he stopped to reload his gun he would just keep saying "Heavens!" over and over again. It was horrifying", said one witness of the shooting spree.
― scott seward, Tuesday, 7 August 2007 17:14 (sixteen years ago) link
"he wouldn't stop... winking..."
― s1ocki, Tuesday, 7 August 2007 17:26 (sixteen years ago) link
I should ignore that reviewer though. Every album review is devoted to deploring slackness and praising righteousness - he describes one Sizzla album as "too Babylon". I expect he lives in Connecticut.
-- Tim F, Wednesday, August 1, 2007 6:07 PM (6 days ago) Bookmark Link
― deej, Tuesday, 7 August 2007 20:32 (sixteen years ago) link
Yeah, that's a great one.
― If Timi Yuro would be still alive, most other singers could shut up, Wednesday, 8 August 2007 03:50 (sixteen years ago) link
nabisco's interjection has since spoilt a perfect thread, it should have been locked after mark s' second post
-- Just got offed, Wednesday, August 8, 2007 10:53 PM (7 minutes ago) Bookmark Link
*third
Self-deprecating calls for your very own insulting to be preserved in the glass case of a locked thread do not actually make you any more likeable than you were a moment ago
-- nabisco, Wednesday, August 8, 2007 10:57 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Link
― stevie, Wednesday, 8 August 2007 22:08 (sixteen years ago) link
Ooh that's prime.
― Laurel, Wednesday, 8 August 2007 22:10 (sixteen years ago) link
HAHA!
― John Justen, Wednesday, 8 August 2007 22:11 (sixteen years ago) link
If Louis doesn't come here and defend himself, I think we have to accept that zing as gospel truth.
― John Justen, Wednesday, 8 August 2007 22:13 (sixteen years ago) link
Too late, the phrase "glass case of a locked thread" is already brilliant.
― Laurel, Wednesday, 8 August 2007 22:14 (sixteen years ago) link
folks can say whatever the hell they want about me. it's weird though how more or less any diss, whatever the veracity/potency/humour, winds up on this thread!
― scourage, Wednesday, 8 August 2007 22:19 (sixteen years ago) link
how do all these zings end up on the zing thread!
― Curt1s Stephens, Wednesday, 8 August 2007 22:20 (sixteen years ago) link
-- scourage, Wednesday, 8 August 2007 22:19 (4 minutes ago) Link
-- Curt1s Stephens, Wednesday, 8 August 2007 22:20 (3 minutes ago) Link
innit?
― scourage, Wednesday, 8 August 2007 22:25 (sixteen years ago) link
Louis Jagger enjoys dressing like a lady.
― John Justen, Wednesday, 8 August 2007 22:29 (sixteen years ago) link
Louis Jagger has a fresh supply of poppers at his disposal at all times.
― John Justen, Wednesday, 8 August 2007 22:31 (sixteen years ago) link
Shall I go on?
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v286/stevelens/Album2/MP004.jpg
― scourage, Wednesday, 8 August 2007 22:32 (sixteen years ago) link
http://www.boxrec.com/list_bouts.php?human_id=009140&cat=boxer
― Dom Passantino, Wednesday, 8 August 2007 22:46 (sixteen years ago) link
http://www.bedlib.org/boxcar-train-1-24.jpg
― chaki, Wednesday, 8 August 2007 22:55 (sixteen years ago) link
I keep trying to get my girlfriend to watch Robocop, but it's just not a big priority for her. How can I make her understand unless she's seen it? I can't DESCRIBE it, obviously. This must be some kinda universal nerd question.
-- kenan, Thursday, August 9, 2007 5:13 AM (15 minutes ago) Bookmark Link
Tell her than the dad from that 70's show is secretly psychopathic.
you have a girlfriend?
-- kingfish, Thursday, August 9, 2007 5:25 AM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Link
― latebloomer, Thursday, 9 August 2007 05:30 (sixteen years ago) link
she's probably putting the lotion in the basket as we speak
― ^@^, Thursday, 9 August 2007 11:30 (sixteen years ago) link
jon have you seen the movie Spellbound? you look like that kid who had super ADD and was crazy.
-- killy (baby lenin pin), Thursday, October 26, 2006 11:33 AM (9 months ago) Bookmark Link
― sanskrit, Thursday, 9 August 2007 15:16 (sixteen years ago) link
Wait what happened to the auto googleproofing that prevented us from typing L0u1s J@gger?
― Jon Lewis, Thursday, 9 August 2007 15:45 (sixteen years ago) link
Oh.